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We are the sweet side of life podcast, all the way from Southern California.

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We are Mr. and Mrs. Emily Sweet.

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You kept telling me to shut up.

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How to keep clean airwaves.

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Alright everybody.

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So we're recording an emergency podcast.

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An emergency.

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This is an emergency.

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It's official everybody.

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We've hit the big time.

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Big time.

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Big time.

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Big time.

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We uh, alright so on the last podcast we mentioned that, you know what, before we do any of this,

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let's get to our drink.

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I know.

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It's like what about our drinks?

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I always just start going.

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You just jump right into it.

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My brain starts going.

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Really?

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So let's do it.

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Crank, crank.

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Cheers.

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Ding.

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Bum bum bum.

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Bum bum bum.

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There's a time.

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Season.

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This is really vibing on that one.

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What are you drinking babe?

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I am drinking a drink recommendation brought to us by a listener.

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He recommended a drink called Liquid Novocaine.

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Novocaine.

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It tastes like asshole.

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No, it's not bad.

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Dead.

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It's, he did reference it as it's very similar to a Long Island ST.

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Which it is.

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I actually didn't realize it was going to be clear.

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I mean, except for the fact that he just described it.

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I literally read all the ingredients and the message and I was like.

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So the only thing I didn't put in this drink was tequila because I do not drink tequila.

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Tequila ruins the drink for you.

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It kills it.

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So what I did was I replaced the tequila with love.

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So the drink contains vodka.

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Vodka.

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Bacardi white rum.

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Oh yeah, it did have Malibu.

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Peach schnapps.

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And then I think that was it for the liqueurs and Sprite.

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His recipe did include tequila.

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It's very similar to a Long Island.

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The peach.

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I did even pours of all the liqueurs.

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The peach overtakes the drink.

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I just had to cut back on the peach.

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You know that tequila probably subdues that peach a little bit?

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I like tequila, but I do feel like it takes over a drink, which is why I drink it in a

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It's supposed to take over the drink.

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It like has like a weird aftertaste.

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Yeah, you know what?

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We did like the sex on the beach.

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It didn't taste right.

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You did the sand in your shorts.

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It didn't quite taste right.

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We need to go back to the.

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I think it's Mrs. T's tea.

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We normally, Mrs. T's is sweet.

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Anyway, I know what the bottle looks like.

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Oh, it's decuppers.

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Decuppers.

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We need to go back to decuppers.

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The bottle is more clear and orange than what we have now is like a.

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No, it's opposite.

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What?

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You're opposite.

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I think it's not my favorite.

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So it just depends on sometimes on what store you're at.

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it's like the cheapest liquor ever.

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It's like 599 for 750.

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So enough about me.

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What are you drinking?

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That's what I've been saying.

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Let's get more of you.

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So I am drinking a mouthful of banana cream pie.

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How does it taste?

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Does it taste better than you thought?

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It is better than I thought.

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So first, let's get to the drink.

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Yes.

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It is.

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This particular recipe.

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Yeah, there were lots of recipes and I kind of combined a couple of them because anyway,

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just two ounces of rum chada, three fourths an ounce of banana liqueur.

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And then I added a shot of whipped cream vodka because I asked if we did have for the longest

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time on our bar that whipped cream that's actually got vodka infused in it.

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However, you told me it was gone.

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It wasn't working or something.

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It's gone.

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So anyway, but the recipe did say to like, that's what happens when you leave me alone

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for a weekend in Palm Springs.

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I just I put it on my nipples and I just have your own nipples.

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Have a ton of vodka and use whipped cream vodka.

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Hey, it worked.

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Off your nipples.

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It got me through my lonely night.

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I love that for you.

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The recipes included like, so we have so much liquor, we could basically do almost any

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recipe we find online.

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But we don't always have snacks.

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So this one included like, if you wanted to rim it with vanilla wafers.

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Oh, okay.

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So like to garnish it, like we're not we got plenty of snacks.

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We got we got snacks.

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They're not like all the snacks.

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My favorite snack we have is from Costco.

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It's called Pirates Booty.

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So every night I have a couple of handfuls of booty.

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Pirates Booty.

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But anyway, so it the recipe had that we, you know, line the glass with vanilla wafers

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or Nilla wafers or whatever they're called.

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But we didn't have that.

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But anyway, it's really, it's actually like it.

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But the reason why I chose it is we were trying to talk about what drinks we were going to

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do tonight.

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And I.

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Hence the reason for the emergency podcast.

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Yeah, exactly.

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I was like, I know there's got to be a banana cream pie drink and there was.

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And actually we had all the ingredients.

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So we are officially the other funny podcast.

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So let's let's step back for one second.

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So if you guys listened to our last episode, we did, we talked about there's another podcast

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that was mentioned in a.

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Swingers.

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Yeah, it was Swingers couch.

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Sorry.

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Carlos and Autumn sends they were, they were talking about this podcast that he listens

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to that they're like, they're funny.

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They don't edit.

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They're ridiculous just like us.

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And I was listening and I'm like, I think they might be talking about us.

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So we issued a challenge.

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Um, during the last podcast and low behold, uh, just yesterday.

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Yesterday the day before.

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A couple of days.

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Um, they came out with an episode and it definitely mentioned us.

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The podcast is literally their episode is literally named banana cream pie challenge.

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And you know what they, they plugged the hell out of us.

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So we appreciate that.

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10 or 15 minutes.

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We definitely love it guys.

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Thank you so much.

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We now I think we officially have five listeners.

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That's that's great.

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Two, two of them being the two of the five.

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And then the other.

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So me, you, them two and my mom.

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You know, so your mom definitely doesn't listen and also autumn is, autumn is like me

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and she's not a big podcast listener.

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So she's not listening and I'm not listening.

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So it's really just you and Carlos.

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And our, well, hey, you know what?

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That's one more than we had two days ago.

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So I'll take it.

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But anyway, so yeah, we're, uh, we've connected with them.

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Um, actually just briefly on tick tock earlier today.

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So we're going to figure out a way to do a duo podcast, like a zoom, um, but we do

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have to figure it out because they're in Florida.

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So they're three hours later than us.

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And we normally record our podcast at about 11 PM at night.

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So that's 2 AM for them.

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We'd have to figure that out.

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So we're going to have to figure that one out for sure.

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But we'll get it to it.

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As a world is away.

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I know we have some friends that are East Coast as well and we've been trying to connect

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with them.

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Oh, yeah.

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Like who the practical is.

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I was thinking, when I hear East Coast, I think, Florida, I guess there's more center

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of the East Coast, but Michigan.

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But they're on three hour time change.

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Exactly.

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Same.

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We've been trying to connect with them.

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I think I need some more liquid, liquid, novocaine.

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So anyway, their word of the day challenges or whatever their word of the days.

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No, they do a word of the week.

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Word of the week or whatever is their thing.

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And it's something normally like LS.

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What does threesome mean?

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What is, yes.

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So they took our challenge to a whole nother level.

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Yeah.

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Because what I said in the challenge I said, include the word banana cream pie.

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Banana cream pie somewhere in your podcast.

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I didn't say when, where, how, why.

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Just if it's us, say banana cream pie.

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Yeah.

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Like it could have been in a small part of a sentence and just enough for us.

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I mean, I don't know how you just like throw a banana cream pie into like a sentence.

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I don't.

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That is our new safe word.

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It's very long.

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So by the time like that word was able to come out, whatever we wanted to stop is, it's

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going to just be done.

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It's our cigarette.

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It's like, we're already done.

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We already had a cocktail.

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It's over.

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But yeah, we just basically said, you know, throw it in there somewhere and they took

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it to a whole nother level.

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Yeah.

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So I think, so I didn't realize, I mean, I guess you knew that because you listened

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to their podcast, but they, like you said, have a word of the week.

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So so banana cream pie became the word of the week.

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And obviously I feel like you can find anything in the fucking urban dictionary.

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You know what's crazy about banana cream pie is as we are sitting there, this last podcast,

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my mind is it goes a thousand miles per hour.

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I had no idea I was going to issue a challenge.

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I knew I wanted to talk about it.

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I knew I wanted to figure out a way, but I just, you know, we don't script anything.

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So I was literally just bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, and I was

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like challenge sounds good.

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Banana cream pie just rolled out of my mouth.

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Like I had, I had no, I had no idea.

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I'm sorry guys that have looked it up and heard what it is.

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That's what I was going to say.

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I was traumatized.

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Autumn was traumatized when she was freaking talking about it.

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She was like going bleh, bleh, bleh.

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I was literally, I was the same way when you were like, okay, listen to their podcast.

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But the best part is look up videos.

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It'll just describe the whole thing.

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You looked up videos.

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I've, I've favored it a few.

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I've never seen a pop of banana cream on our chicken.

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A banana cream pie, like the LS version, the urban dictionary version.

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It's amazing.

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In person, it's better than two girls one cup.

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No, I did not look up a video of it.

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Yes.

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You did.

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Yes.

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You did.

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Yes, you did.

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Yeah.

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Did you?

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Don't look at my history.

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No.

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Never look at my phone's history.

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Now my goal is to look at my phone's history.

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No.

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It's absolutely not.

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That is traumatizing.

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I'm sure of it.

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Now my goal is to have somebody email us.

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I thought you would say do a banana cream pie.

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No.

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Like Autumn said it, very much does not affect me.

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It's the person underneath me because I would not be the person underneath.

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Said cream pie.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You would, you would be the vessel.

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Yeah.

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I'm also really not here to put food inside of me.

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No, no, me either.

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I don't want to put food in me either.

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So if you want to know the definition because you're very intrigued now by all of this weird

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conversation.

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If you want to hear the definition, you have to check out the Swinger's Couch podcast.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Listen to Swinger's Couch podcast.

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Just look it up on Apple, Spotify, all those places and it's their latest episode as of

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right now.

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As of March.

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No, babe.

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April, as of April 24th.

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It's their latest episode.

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Well anyway, it's the name.

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But it says cream pie.

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Yeah, I was like it's the name of it so it doesn't matter.

342
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But yeah, so they're the East Coast version of us.

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Apparently yes.

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The unscripted.

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I'm not your Latin lover like Carlos is, but I'm the furthest thing from a Latin lover.

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You've been doing the tanning bed thing.

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I'm your Eskimo lover.

348
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You've been doing the tanning bed stuff so maybe you're getting there.

349
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Hey, you never know.

350
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Catch up.

351
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Catch up.

352
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So yeah, we're going to figure out a way to do a tandem podcast with them.

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It's going to be a good time like you were saying.

354
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It's going to be crazy.

355
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But we just have to figure that one out.

356
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So you have to see how it goes.

357
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But what else are we going to talk about?

358
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Can we just finish it now?

359
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,240
No, you're so lucky.

360
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One of our other listeners was telling us that we need to do more like two hour podcasts.

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I'm like, bro.

362
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We record this shit at 11 PM at night.

363
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The thing is, is that, okay, so I never listened to us.

364
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I'm going to be like, come on, brah.

365
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I never listened to our podcast.

366
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I really, I actually don't listen to any podcasts.

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And when we first got into LS, I listened to a couple of them just to get some like

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insight and information.

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But that's it.

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Um, moving forward, I have not really gotten into any of them.

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I just haven't started them anyway.

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And when you do listen to them, you listen to them at a one and a half speed.

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Well, that's what I was going to say.

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You didn't let me finish.

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So recently we had some friends who listen and they started messaging in our group message.

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They're like, oh, so funny about, um, the Mr. Suites being part of the, um, what's it

377
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called spit roast or being in the spit roast or something like that.

378
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There was a bunch of comments back and forth.

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And I'm like, and I remembered talking about it.

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I obviously remembered the situation cause I was there, but I was like, what is, I'm

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like, what's funny about it?

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Like I couldn't, yeah, I couldn't like, cause it was like him and his wife, both messaging

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separately.

384
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Oh yeah.

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I just listened to it and I'm like, I cannot for the life of me like remember, I remember,

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like I said, I remember the situation.

387
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I remember we were in it, but I remember what I said on like what was said on the podcast.

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That's funny.

389
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And so I was like, should I got to go listen to this now?

390
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Cause now I feel out of the loop, you know?

391
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,360
So out of the loop that I'm part of the loop of the loop.

392
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Yeah.

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So I was like, so I never listened to any of our podcasts, but I was like, well, I know

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it was the last one or one before that, that that came out.

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So I was like trying to find it and listen to it.

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And when I did listen to podcasts, the one I listened to, the guy said that he listens

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to hit his podcast on one and a half times cause he feels like, feels like people just

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talk too slow.

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So I was like, that's a great idea.

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So I have already had my settings on my phone for podcasts at one and a half times.

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And because I never really listened to any of them, I don't ever change that.

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Like it just is what it is.

403
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And honestly, I don't even know how to go in and change it at this point.

404
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I'm not sure.

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But I started listening to our podcast and I, especially at one and a half times, I have

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like a fucking squirrel on crack.

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Not even the good kind.

408
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No, I am like, it's like, like what?

409
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What did I just say?

410
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You came home from lunch.

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Okay.

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I, I work, I work construction and I'm out and about this one particular day.

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I was close to home.

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So I came home for lunch and the wonderful wife made me some grilled cheese sandwiches.

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So come home typically nice and peaceful.

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00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:21,880
You're listening to the podcast over there at your desk and it's given me anxiety.

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I know because it's so fast.

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It's so wild.

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So I don't finish my thoughts.

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Like what the fuck?

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Like I don't finish your thoughts in a 1.5 speed.

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It's insane.

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So I'm sitting there for like, I ate my sandwich in five minutes and I went out to my truck

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and I sat in my truck in silence.

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I know.

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You said that.

427
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I sat in my truck in silence outside in the driveway because it was too much.

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You're like, I can't do this.

429
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:49,760
I can't do this.

430
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,640
I got to go outside and I'm like, it's giving me anxiety as well.

431
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,640
But I don't, I beat it.

432
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Like I said, I don't really know how to stop it.

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I actually think I figured it out because when I was listening to bottom left, yeah,

434
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when I was listening to, well, I saw where it was, but I kept skipping anyway.

435
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So again, finishing thoughts.

436
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,480
Yeah, exactly.

437
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:13,360
So then when I was listening to the, it's Swinger's couch, right?

438
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Swinger's couch podcast, I was like, I need to listen to this slower because Carlos does

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have an accent.

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And so I was like, I was like at 1.5 speed.

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It was a way too fucking fast for me.

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And I was like, I'm losing part of this.

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So I was like, okay, I got to figure this out.

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So I kept stopping it and like, okay, let me go back.

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Let me figure out how to like not one and a half times this so I can listen to it at

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a normal speed.

447
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And anyway, I figured it out, but part of that I was listening to myself and it was

448
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so bad.

449
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It was so bad.

450
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I wanted to have...

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I hear your voice every day.

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So I'm fine with your voice, your everything about it.

453
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And I'm used to you, the squirrel.

454
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The squirrel.

455
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But yeah, when you did it one and a half, it was just too much.

456
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It was too much for me.

457
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,120
Oh, it's so bad.

458
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Like just, I was like, this is why I can't listen to it.

459
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I'm glad we don't have a cocaine addiction because that's what it would be like.

460
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And I'm like the slow talker in my family.

461
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Yeah, that's insane.

462
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Wow.

463
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This is an aren't I?

464
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Yeah.

465
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I am.

466
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Yeah.

467
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Yeah.

468
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That's the craziest thing.

469
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,600
Your brother talks slow.

470
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,600
Yeah.

471
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But he's like the same as me that like, yeah, no, it's, it's like, it's a test.

472
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He's slightly less squirrel than you.

473
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Yeah.

474
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He's might be even slower than me because he's smoked weed.

475
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:39,960
Yeah, exactly.

476
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But anyway, it was just like, I listened to it.

477
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I'm like, this is why I can't listen to myself because I literally was like, I don't finish

478
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your thought.

479
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,640
I talk at 10 times speed.

480
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,240
I don't know who understands me.

481
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,240
I don't know.

482
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:56,080
I would, I told you, I said, I would not listen to me.

483
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What's funny is that one of our other friends, actually the, the host of the DTF community,

484
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:07,600
he told me the other day, he thought it was hilarious listening to us because you would

485
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just go and go and go and he would hear me try to wrangle you back down.

486
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Like I'm a cowboy with a lasso chasing like that stallion.

487
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,720
Just, that's just running around just doing backflips.

488
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And he's like, I can tell you, you try to pull her back and you try and she just breaks

489
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away.

490
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:26,520
Yeah.

491
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:27,520
But you know what?

492
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,520
There's no wrangling.

493
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I wouldn't have it any other way.

494
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:35,320
But this is why I cannot listen.

495
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,320
This is why I'm hot.

496
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,320
This is why I'm hot.

497
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,320
This is why.

498
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,320
This is why.

499
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,320
Yeah.

500
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,320
I can't, I can't, I can't do it.

501
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,320
Okay.

502
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,320
So, so what we're going to do from now on.

503
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:49,520
So I applaud everybody who listens to our podcast.

504
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,520
You know what?

505
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,520
It's quite a bit of people.

506
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,920
It's, it's, it's growing.

507
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:53,920
Yeah.

508
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,680
Like we said a couple of podcasts ago.

509
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,760
Who knew you have to put slingers in your name.

510
00:21:58,760 --> 00:21:59,760
It helps.

511
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,760
Yeah.

512
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,760
We've hit some big numbers.

513
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:02,760
Um, yeah.

514
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,280
I think we've officially hit 20 listeners.

515
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,280
You're so.

516
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,760
We got people in Belgium.

517
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,520
Hey, we have, we have somebody in Australia.

518
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:18,920
Or no, I'd say we have at least three people in Australia that have downloaded every episode.

519
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:19,920
Oh, no.

520
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:20,920
Our now.

521
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:21,920
Oh, no.

522
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,840
So I think I said this last time.

523
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:28,760
If you guys, if you're one of our listeners in Australia, send me a picture of your pet

524
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:29,760
snake.

525
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:30,760
Cause I know you got one.

526
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,160
Oh, don't send me a picture of the pet snake.

527
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,120
I do not want to see such things.

528
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,120
I want to visit Australia so bad.

529
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,120
But no, it's kidding.

530
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,120
Go get a bunch of dick pics.

531
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,120
You want to want penis pics?

532
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,120
We're going to get a ton of dick pics.

533
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:43,760
You want some Australian penis pics?

534
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:44,760
That's not our penis.

535
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,760
This is our penis.

536
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,760
It's wrong with us.

537
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:47,760
I was going to say you, but then I know there's something wrong with me.

538
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:48,760
So.

539
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:49,760
Well, you're with me.

540
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:50,760
So that.

541
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,760
Just going to wrap it all up.

542
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:52,760
So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,

543
00:22:52,760 --> 00:23:02,760
so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,

544
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:11,560
so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,

545
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:18,260
so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so so.

546
00:23:18,260 --> 00:23:19,260
So.

547
00:23:19,260 --> 00:23:20,400
What about you little gente stuck out?

548
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,000
two minutes in the time is now.

549
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,300
30 past the hour.

550
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,400
Do you know where your children are?

551
00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:36,200
So no, when we get to the point where 30 minutes into an episode and we haven't

552
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:41,300
even like touched a single singular topic, it makes me nervous because that

553
00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:42,600
means like you're on one.

554
00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:44,200
You're on one.

555
00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:46,600
You want to know what happened?

556
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,000
You don't want to know what happened.

557
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:49,200
I want to know how happened.

558
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:54,900
What happened was I am trying to get in my hot scroll, hot girl summer phase.

559
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,700
So I started at that fucking gym, which is terror.

560
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:03,700
And you went back to orange theory, orange theory, which is a gym on crack.

561
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,300
Let's just say that it's not just like, Hey, I went to go run on a treadmill.

562
00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:12,900
It's like, Hey, I went to go murder myself and all of my limbs.

563
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:15,400
So yeah.

564
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:22,800
So I came home from said Jim and said, I would like to no longer fill my legs.

565
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:27,600
So we started on the margaritas cause give me one margarita.

566
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,300
I'm going to not fill my legs.

567
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,000
Especially because I make them very strong.

568
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,300
And then we moved into the another marker.

569
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,600
I did have two margaritas.

570
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,400
I'm hoping not to fill my glutes.

571
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:45,700
And then now we're into the banana cream pie phase of the conversation.

572
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:48,500
That was the second verse of that margarita song.

573
00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:52,200
Normally the banana cream pie is about the fourth margarita though.

574
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:56,800
Yeah, you're going to need probably more than four margaritas to banana cream pie it.

575
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:01,200
All right, guys.

576
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,400
I really digressed.

577
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,000
Why was I talking about that?

578
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,400
I don't know because I digressed because I was actually letting everyone know

579
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,200
why I digressed your digressing into a world of digression.

580
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:12,700
Exactly.

581
00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:18,000
I digressed because I had to drink margaritas before we started our podcast,

582
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,100
which you said made me on one.

583
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,500
Hence my digression.

584
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:26,600
If you guys could see my face, it's a face of exhaustion.

585
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:30,000
I'm like, I just can't.

586
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,400
Oh, and every time I laugh, my abs hurt.

587
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:34,700
It's Wednesday night.

588
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,400
It's 11 p.m.

589
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,300
I'm tired and where are your kids at?

590
00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:43,400
So anyway, so let's just pause for a second.

591
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:43,900
Pause.

592
00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:47,500
Pause, collaborate, and listen.

593
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,700
I said that with a brand new addition.

594
00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:50,700
He never said pause.

595
00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:52,700
I know, but you put your hands out like stop.

596
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:54,100
So that's what made me think of it.

597
00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:58,500
Because nobody could see you, but I could.

598
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:00,800
Yeah, we're live on TikTok right now.

599
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaking of live on TikTok, everybody.

600
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:10,400
So this Saturday night, we are going to be attending the one and only DTF

601
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,200
community party.

602
00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:16,000
I feel like people understand that now if they've listened because we keep

603
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:20,100
saying we keep saying we're going to do our podcast at a less party for the next

604
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:23,000
podcast, but then we just keep doing new podcasts.

605
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:23,900
But that's fine.

606
00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,500
I know it's like them fucking figure it out.

607
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:29,000
No, I know at some point they will be what at some point there will be a less

608
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,100
party and at some point we will be at it and some point we will be doing a

609
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:32,500
podcast.

610
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:37,500
So this Saturday, the 27th of April month, right?

611
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:43,600
We are going to be going to this party and we are going to be doing our

612
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,800
podcast from there.

613
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:49,600
So we're going to be bringing in just a bunch of random people, some friends,

614
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,500
some people we don't know, some new friends and just getting we're going to

615
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:56,400
try to get a bunch of people on the microphones and just compile just a

616
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,100
whole lot of fun.

617
00:26:57,100 --> 00:27:01,600
So in my brain, it sounds like it's going to be fun.

618
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,600
The reality of it.

619
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,100
The reality might be insane though.

620
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:06,600
I mean, you're going to have to edit it.

621
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,600
I'm going to be.

622
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,100
Oh, I'm going to have to definitely edit it.

623
00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:14,100
So people might get this podcast in like April, 2025.

624
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:14,600
Yes.

625
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,600
There's no time limit on the end in here.

626
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:22,100
Now what I'm seeing in my head was there is a podcast called Room 77.

627
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:25,100
I know I think I'm pretty sure I mentioned them in the first couple

628
00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:35,100
episodes, but they used to do a massages at RM in Mexico a couple years back.

629
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:39,100
And when they were going around the pool, they would take their microphones

630
00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:41,600
and they would interview people live at the party.

631
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,100
It was just really cool.

632
00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:46,600
It was really interactive to hear people just, but they were like really quick,

633
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,600
like, you know, three minute ends, three minute outs.

634
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,600
It was like, so I kind of vision something like that.

635
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,600
I don't really have a time limit set on how long we talk to people,

636
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,100
but I just, I think it's going to be fun.

637
00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:00,600
Yeah.

638
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,600
If it's not, you'll probably never hear it.

639
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:08,600
So if you're hearing all these podcasts and talking about it and all of a sudden

640
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:12,600
we're in May and we just like, never hear about it again.

641
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,600
That's because it sucked.

642
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:17,600
That's because, yeah, but that's on everybody who's on it, not us.

643
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,600
No, that's just kidding.

644
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:25,600
It's probably going to be because like our mic failed or I was trying to tell

645
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:30,600
my family's sweets over there earlier today how we're going to do the interviews.

646
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:35,600
Like we're going to have Mike A, Mike B, Mike A is going to be the one asking the questions.

647
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:39,600
Mike B is going to be one taking a responses from the person just so we have

648
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:44,600
an even flow of audio and she just looked at me like I was talking

649
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,600
freaking algebra and shit, but.

650
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,600
No, I know algebra.

651
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,600
You know algebra.

652
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,600
You just don't know mics.

653
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,600
I know zero about mics.

654
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,600
So we'll have to, we'll see.

655
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:59,600
It's all going to be experiment experimental.

656
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,600
We have a nice table.

657
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,600
We have a banner.

658
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:03,600
We got lights.

659
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,600
We got stickers.

660
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,600
We're like, we're going all in on this one.

661
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,600
They're in the nightstand.

662
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,600
So.

663
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:14,600
That you left on our counter for our cleaning lady to find.

664
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,600
I don't know what she's into.

665
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,600
You just started.

666
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:28,600
So anyways, let's talk about, let's talk about what, what happened this past weekend.

667
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,600
Yeah.

668
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:35,600
Well, moving into this, moving into it.

669
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:41,600
We actually, so this past weekend, I did a little like

670
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:47,600
a quick girls trip to Palm Springs, which you were like, I am so jealous you're going

671
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,600
to Palm Springs.

672
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:52,600
I thought we would be going together the next time we went like.

673
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:59,600
Oh, is Palm Springs, it's something to my throat.

674
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,600
Liquid, liquid, no vacanes getting to you.

675
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,600
Is that cream pie sticking around?

676
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,600
You didn't even taste it.

677
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,600
I tasted you.

678
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:07,600
Okay.

679
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,600
Anyways, the Palm Palm Springs for those that you guys don't know.

680
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,600
It's a part of Southern California where we live.

681
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,600
It's been, it's been fairly chilly.

682
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,600
Yeah.

683
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,600
And it's, we've been getting some hotter days.

684
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:21,600
It's been okay.

685
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:22,600
Nice.

686
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:27,600
I mean, when I watch a Tik Tok, we're not the only area in the world that's getting this

687
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,600
vibe.

688
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:29,600
It's like one day it'll be.

689
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:30,600
Yeah.

690
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:35,600
Frickin 80 degrees the next day it's raining and 30.

691
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,600
That's what it's been here.

692
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:45,600
So, however, in Palm Springs, it's pretty much freaking awesome year round outside of

693
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,600
a couple of days.

694
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:50,100
In the winter, but they've, they've hit their hot girl summer already.

695
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,100
Yes.

696
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:54,840
So we, the other day when your friend hits you up, it was, you know, middle of the day

697
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:58,600
already on a Saturday and we already had our plans for the day and.

698
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,160
We had very light plans.

699
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,600
We had heavy plans that you canceled all of it.

700
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,600
Very light plans.

701
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,400
Yeah, we did.

702
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:14,120
What's funny though is so we didn't have any, we didn't really have any heavy plans.

703
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:19,600
So you had said that, yeah, my friends, she's out in Palm Springs and blah, blah, blah,

704
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,600
blah, blah.

705
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:26,120
And I was like, I was like, well, I actually had sort of forgotten because I had no intention

706
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:32,440
of asking or like talking to you about it because I was like, uh, it's like such a 24

707
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:37,320
hour turnaround type of thing and we had shit going on in the morning and I was just like,

708
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,320
uh, I kind of left it at such things.

709
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,000
But then I was like, no, you can totally go.

710
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,240
There's nothing else going on tonight.

711
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,880
And light plans.

712
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:47,880
Yep.

713
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:52,800
However, after you left, we got invited to a bunch of things.

714
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:53,800
I know.

715
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:58,360
You got invited to another girl's things and then another couple of friends of ours asked

716
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,920
us out if we could go out.

717
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:00,920
Oh really?

718
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,000
You didn't tell me that.

719
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,880
Yeah, I was in your group text messages.

720
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,880
Oh, was it?

721
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:05,880
Yeah.

722
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:06,880
The couple we talked about.

723
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,760
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

724
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:14,080
I think they're trying to.

725
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,720
However, yeah, we didn't, we didn't have everything's all set up.

726
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:22,560
So yeah, so you went to Palm Springs and you left me all alone.

727
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,560
I did.

728
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:24,560
Yeah.

729
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:25,560
To watch.

730
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,920
What show did you start watching?

731
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:27,920
Yellowstone?

732
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:28,920
Yellowstone.

733
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:29,920
Yeah.

734
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:30,920
The sideshow apparently.

735
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,640
Yeah, I've been hearing about Yellowstone.

736
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:37,200
I've been seeing stuff on TikTok and I watch all the TikToks and I pretty much know all

737
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:40,000
the major plot twists in the show by now to be a TikTok.

738
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,440
But I was like, let me watch the show because.

739
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,640
It's on TikTok.

740
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,640
You and you and I.

741
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:53,280
You and I watch started to watch the show originally a while back, but the very open

742
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:58,720
and scene of the very first episode is there's a bad accident.

743
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,520
Don't say spoiler alert.

744
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,640
It's been out since 1922.

745
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,640
I just.

746
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:04,640
Fuck.

747
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,640
1922.

748
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:06,640
Yes.

749
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:11,880
It's a very first camera ever invented was used to film this episode.

750
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:16,040
So fuck your spoiler alerts.

751
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:22,960
Anyways, you and I sat down and we started watching it and the very first, we first started

752
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,680
watching it that day.

753
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:28,320
Both of us were like already had a couple of drinks and we were looking for like the

754
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,040
next show for us to watch.

755
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,040
Yeah.

756
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:36,360
So we turn on the show and there was like a really bad car accident and the guy had

757
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,560
to like kill his horse with a gun underneath his.

758
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:43,360
Yeah, shoot him in the head, put him out of his misery and.

759
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,640
I'm not here for animals thing.

760
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,560
We made it about 10 minutes into that episode.

761
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,600
We're like, this is a bit much for the state we're in right now.

762
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,000
It's a bit much for any state I'm in.

763
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:57,600
Well, I went, I visited that state while you were out partying.

764
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:02,280
I went down like a deep Yellowstone road.

765
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:07,040
I swear to God, it seems like every episode somebody dies in that freaking show.

766
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,760
It's a spoiler alert.

767
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:09,760
It's a great show.

768
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,760
I like the characters, but I started watching.

769
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,880
You told me there were snakes and I'm like, yeah, there was a there were some snakes that

770
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,800
were I don't watch snakes.

771
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,320
Snakes that were going after kid.

772
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,320
Oh, fuck that.

773
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,320
Yeah.

774
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:26,560
It's like Jesus, come on Yellowstone, do better.

775
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:30,440
This show, yeah, it shows fucking with me a lot.

776
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,880
Triggers after triggers.

777
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,040
There's no trigger warning.

778
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,720
There's no thing like now.

779
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:36,720
It's just a lot.

780
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:38,400
So you can watch that while I'm at the gym.

781
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:45,120
It's getting hard for me to watch because like I said, if you try to get that money

782
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:54,120
for the rest of the song earlier, when the cat a lacking gas money spent, you got a whole

783
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,040
lot of bitches jumping shit.

784
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,040
It's a great movie.

785
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,040
What's the name of that movie?

786
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,040
Hustling Flow.

787
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,040
Yes.

788
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,040
Everybody watches it.

789
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,560
If you haven't, they have that other songs.

790
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,560
Smack that trick.

791
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,560
Smack that trick.

792
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:06,560
Get him.

793
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:07,560
Was I so?

794
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:08,560
Oh yeah.

795
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,560
Yellowstone.

796
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,560
So we went from Bob and strings to Yellowstone to Hustling Flow.

797
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:21,600
So I'm not the only scroll on crack.

798
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:22,600
You are.

799
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:28,840
So yeah, so I started down the Yellowstone thing, but that only lasted so long in the

800
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:29,840
night.

801
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,480
So what did your night consist of?

802
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:38,520
My night was I was living my life like it was 1999.

803
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,520
No, I don't know.

804
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:44,080
Fuck were you doing a 99?

805
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,080
I'm just kidding.

806
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,080
No, we did the pool.

807
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,080
We did something.

808
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,280
It was just it was myself and it was a hundred degrees in Palm Springs.

809
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,440
Yeah, but it didn't feel like it.

810
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,440
There was like a breeze.

811
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,440
It was in the shade.

812
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,440
It was nice.

813
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,440
It's actually really nice.

814
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,440
The pool was heated.

815
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,440
So I got there.

816
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,440
Pool was heated in a hundred.

817
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,440
Mm hmm.

818
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,440
Don't fuck.

819
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:02,440
Well, I guess because they came off winter.

820
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,440
I'm guessing.

821
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:04,440
I don't know.

822
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,760
Maybe the maybe the sun heated it.

823
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:06,760
I'm not sure.

824
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:07,760
I mean, it was a hundred degrees.

825
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:08,760
Warm.

826
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:09,760
Yeah, a hundred degrees.

827
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,360
The pool felt warm.

828
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,240
The outside didn't feel as warm as a hundred degrees.

829
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,040
You realize sunlight heats water, right?

830
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,040
Yeah, I get that.

831
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,880
But like, I don't know.

832
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,240
It didn't feel that way.

833
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:22,640
I didn't feel that way.

834
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,760
But anyway, it was good.

835
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:29,440
So I didn't get there until my friends had already been there since 10 o'clock.

836
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,320
I didn't get there till four.

837
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,820
So four p.m.

838
00:36:32,820 --> 00:36:35,660
So they were already.

839
00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:36,660
They were on one.

840
00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:42,320
They were on trunes and drinking and one of them, I think, was smoking weed.

841
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,800
I'm not quite sure.

842
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:48,920
So they were on a whole another level when I showed up and big game of ketchup.

843
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:49,920
Yeah.

844
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:55,840
I was like, I told them I said, should I should have Ubered here and drank on my way here?

845
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,680
Like that would have been better for me.

846
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:58,680
Taking a party bus.

847
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:05,920
Yeah, because I was like, I got their stone holds over.

848
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:09,760
And really, and I don't have not done trumes.

849
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,720
So I'm like, not about to start today.

850
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,000
Like today's not the day.

851
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,480
Yeah, but I would fully support that decision.

852
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,720
Yeah.

853
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,440
And weed makes me fall asleep.

854
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,040
So I was like, I'm just hitting this liquor real quick.

855
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,720
And even my friend had told me, she's like, when you get here, you're going to need to

856
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:28,920
take some shots before you come down and meet us at the pool.

857
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,800
So you did room shots?

858
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,800
No, I didn't.

859
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:32,800
I didn't.

860
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:37,040
I just filled a glass up like super like I just did my whole basically half my glass

861
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:40,480
was vodka because like I was like, I don't know.

862
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,920
I need to get there.

863
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:46,960
And then so I was playing ketchup, which is never a good plan.

864
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:53,040
Because first of all, we had gotten lunch before I'd known we were going to go there.

865
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,760
So I really hadn't eaten anything.

866
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:58,800
And I was like, oh, I'll just eat my Panda Express on my way there, which it's very hard

867
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:02,200
to eat Panda Express on a car in a car while you're driving.

868
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,640
So it wasn't like I ate the whole thing.

869
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,360
Like I ate, it got cold.

870
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,200
I'm like, I didn't eat much.

871
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,800
Then I'm trying to play catch up.

872
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,040
And then I get there and my friends are all on one.

873
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:16,040
And I'm like, OK, I can do two things here.

874
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:21,120
I can drown them in the pool right now because they're in the fuck out of me or I can just

875
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,480
get on their level real quick.

876
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:29,440
So I chose not to drown my friends and get on their level real quick.

877
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:33,480
So I sucked down my drink, sucked down their drinks.

878
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,440
Sucked down their drinks, sucked everything.

879
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:40,120
Well, that's a part of the story I was not told about.

880
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,240
Anyway, so yeah.

881
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:46,240
So then I got, we went out to dinner and we had a really good time.

882
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,440
We went out to some bars.

883
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:51,240
We did all of the, like we did the Tiki bars that we like out there.

884
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:54,280
We did the dive bar we like out there.

885
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,360
It was a slow weekend for Palm Springs.

886
00:38:56,360 --> 00:39:00,480
I think a lot of people stayed in a lot of the hotels because it was Coachella weekend

887
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,240
because I think it's 30 minutes from Coachella, if that.

888
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:06,760
Coachella for those that are on the West Coast is like a big.

889
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,920
I feel like everybody knows what Coachella is.

890
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,920
You'd be surprised, babe.

891
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,920
Really?

892
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:11,920
Yeah.

893
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,240
It's a two weekend festival, music festival.

894
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,240
Used to be indie music.

895
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,240
Yeah.

896
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:18,240
Used to be indie.

897
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:21,360
Now it's like Kanye and no doubt and all that.

898
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,360
It's a lot more mainstream.

899
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:27,040
It's a really big festival where a lot of people go there and dress up weird.

900
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,040
But it's in the desert.

901
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,040
Yeah.

902
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,280
So people were staying out like we, I for sure there are people at our hotel that were

903
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:37,600
from like going there because they're coming out of their rooms and like their wild outfits.

904
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:43,360
But anyway, so the hotels I think were busy, but like the bars.

905
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,360
Surrounded areas.

906
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,360
Yeah.

907
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:49,040
The bars weren't as busy as they kind of normally are in the summer, but they were still full

908
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,520
but not like as crazy.

909
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:54,920
Like the Tiki bar we go to normally like you can't get in unless you go super early.

910
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:55,920
It's not like Tiki bar.

911
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,920
Tonga Hut.

912
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:57,920
Tonga Hut.

913
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,840
So you can't normally, you can't necessarily get in there on a weekend in like, and this

914
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,480
is Saturday.

915
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,080
So normally you can't get there on a Saturday unless you go like super early like right

916
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:12,040
when they open or like squeeze in like yeah, we went in like very much like where we would

917
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,040
normally need a reservation.

918
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,040
Except like eight o'clock.

919
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,040
Yeah.

920
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,040
I don't think it was, it was after dinner.

921
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,960
So I don't know, maybe nine.

922
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:23,160
But and then the shamrocks, right?

923
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,160
Is the dive far?

924
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,160
Shamrock Irish pub.

925
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,160
Yeah.

926
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,160
That we like.

927
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:33,760
They are normally packed and get ratchet and it was busy but not like packed, packed

928
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,280
busy, but again, and obviously I was at Coachella.

929
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,880
But anyway, we had a good time.

930
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,080
We, yeah.

931
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:44,760
There's, everybody's like waiting for like the super sexy.

932
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,360
There's no super sexy.

933
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,360
Nothing happened.

934
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,360
I know.

935
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,760
You're one of your friends was flashing people in the pool.

936
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:52,760
Oh yeah.

937
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,240
Unintentionally flashing people.

938
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:59,640
But I was like, that was not appropriate because I am all here for flashing your titties and

939
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:04,720
having them out and doing your thing, but like not like not in the middle of the day

940
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:07,720
when you're not like at a place where that's appropriate.

941
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:08,720
When there could be children.

942
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:09,720
Yeah.

943
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:13,920
When there could be children, like maybe we don't do such things.

944
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,200
And then yeah.

945
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,960
And I'm upset with you that I didn't receive any set pictures of said actions.

946
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:20,960
I've heard titties.

947
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:24,720
I mean, I think my one friend does have it actually on her phone.

948
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:26,520
I could tell her to send it to me.

949
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:31,080
Cause she was taking pictures.

950
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,640
We just obviously didn't post the picture of style on Instagram.

951
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:35,640
No.

952
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,640
Boo.

953
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:37,640
I know.

954
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,640
So anyway, but this conversation, this goddess.

955
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:47,880
So when I came home on Sunday, this goddess talking about a story that we did have in

956
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:54,680
Palm Springs at EDR that I actually had completely forgot about.

957
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:58,960
But we went, you and I went out after I got home to dinner and stuff.

958
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,280
And we were like talking cause we were talking about like Palm Springs and all the things

959
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:10,480
and um, and then somehow we got on this conversation of this story that we, you know, one of the

960
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:15,360
times we went to EDR, which is the, uh, uh, clothing optional resort out there in Palm

961
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:19,200
Springs lifestyle friendly.

962
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,200
We went there.

963
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,600
Is it, I think it was the week for your birthday.

964
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:23,600
Right.

965
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:24,600
I don't know.

966
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,640
It was definitely a slow time in the winter.

967
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,360
I think it was January cause it was, it was slow.

968
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,360
Yeah.

969
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:35,920
So it was slow, but we've always had a good time and I don't think it was this last time.

970
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,720
I don't think it was for my birthday, but it was during a slow time.

971
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:39,720
Yeah.

972
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:40,720
For sure.

973
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:42,080
It was definitely like one of their, it wasn't the summer.

974
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,440
Was it when it's busy?

975
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,960
It was definitely not in the spring.

976
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,000
It was in either the fall or winter.

977
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Yeah.

978
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,880
So I just remember being, we are in a pool, well in the pool, the main pool, the party

979
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:58,160
pool, and there was maybe, maybe four couples.

980
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,160
Yeah.

981
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,400
It was really slow.

982
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,880
It was a Sunday.

983
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:02,880
Yeah.

984
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:08,760
And there was this one particular couple that was sitting pretty close to us that was attractive,

985
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:15,440
you know, like, and it was kind of like, you know, Eenie Meenie, Mindy Mo, Ketchy

986
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:20,080
Ty, and you know, it was just like, all right, well, let's go talk to these people.

987
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:25,360
So we started talking to them and I don't remember what we were talking about.

988
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,520
I mean, it wasn't like, it wasn't, it was nothing.

989
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,800
It's never anything profound.

990
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,840
It was so, you know, superficial conversation.

991
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:32,960
And I get people mixed up.

992
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:36,920
I remember one time we met a couple there that was like, and it might be this couple

993
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,600
that they actually drive.

994
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:39,600
Yes.

995
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,600
Trucks.

996
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:41,600
Trucks, right?

997
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:42,600
That's them.

998
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:43,600
Oh, okay.

999
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:44,600
Yep.

1000
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:45,600
So they, they're truckers.

1001
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,600
Yeah.

1002
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:47,600
They're literal, they're truckers.

1003
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:51,720
They ride, they ride together.

1004
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:53,200
They're married, they ride together.

1005
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,320
They live in Southern California.

1006
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:56,320
Do they?

1007
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,320
Yeah.

1008
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,320
They did have a house in Southern California.

1009
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,520
Remember that it's, I couldn't remember where they're from.

1010
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:01,520
Yeah.

1011
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:02,520
I think Colton or something.

1012
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:03,520
That, okay.

1013
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,520
Maybe, yeah, that kind of sounds right.

1014
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:11,320
So anyway, they, but their truckers was their job and they said that what they do is, because

1015
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,720
like you said, it was a Sunday or a Monday, it was, yeah, it was a Sunday.

1016
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:19,480
Okay, so they said that they, if they're riding through Palm Springs, they'll usually like

1017
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:28,000
see if, um, EDR has any rooms because normally because they're truckers, they'll stay in their

1018
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,000
truck.

1019
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000
In their truck.

1020
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,160
But if they want like fresh showers, hot water.

1021
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,160
Right.

1022
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,160
Yeah.

1023
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,440
And so they'll, so they're like, so EDR is like a good place for us, especially like,

1024
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:41,920
especially at this time, it's not, I don't know if it's as much now or during down season,

1025
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:47,360
it's as cheap as it used to be, but it used to be pretty inexpensive to stay there.

1026
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:48,800
And you could do a one night rental.

1027
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,800
Yeah.

1028
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,640
And they had a place for their truck to park.

1029
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:52,640
Yeah.

1030
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:57,320
And, um, so we were their lot lizards for that night.

1031
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,240
We kind of were, huh?

1032
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:04,280
So anyway, so they're there and we're just like, so we're listening to them talking.

1033
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,920
I don't know what about this conversation.

1034
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,360
Said, Hey, let's go play with these people.

1035
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:10,360
What is it about?

1036
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,160
I have no fucking clue.

1037
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,160
I don't know.

1038
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,360
There was, um, we know this trucker thing before.

1039
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:16,360
I think we did.

1040
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:17,560
Oh, we knew the trucker thing before.

1041
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:18,560
Yeah.

1042
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:19,560
100%.

1043
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,560
For sure.

1044
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:21,560
Right.

1045
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,880
I remember because we were sitting in the shallow part of the party pool as we were

1046
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:30,040
talking and, and I was attracted to her like enough, you know, it was like, I really

1047
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,200
don't remember what they looked like.

1048
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:32,200
I don't either.

1049
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,200
She had dark hair.

1050
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,200
She had dark hair.

1051
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,200
Yeah.

1052
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:36,200
And she had two boobs.

1053
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,440
She had a butt and a vagina.

1054
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:39,840
There we go.

1055
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,600
Those are the solid details.

1056
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:42,760
I can remember.

1057
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:47,280
I wouldn't be able to pick her out of a criminal lineup if I had to or you're going to truck

1058
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:48,280
her lineup.

1059
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,920
I would zero be able to pick him.

1060
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,000
I could probably pick him out more.

1061
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,560
He was a, he was Latino.

1062
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:56,560
Yeah.

1063
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:57,560
I do know that.

1064
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:58,560
That's what I was going to say.

1065
00:45:58,560 --> 00:45:59,560
I think so.

1066
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:00,560
100%.

1067
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,560
I know that.

1068
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:02,560
Yeah.

1069
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:07,960
She was darker, like, um, like Mediterranean or something like that.

1070
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:08,960
Probably Hispanic.

1071
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:09,960
No, she wasn't Hispanic.

1072
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:10,960
She did.

1073
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:11,960
Are you sure?

1074
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:12,960
Yes.

1075
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:13,960
Yeah.

1076
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:14,960
I think you're a liar.

1077
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:15,960
I am not.

1078
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:23,280
However, there was enough there that we talked to him and then we were like, Hey, you know,

1079
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,960
we have a room right there.

1080
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,000
It's like literally off the pool.

1081
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,280
Do you want to go, um, you know, check the temperature?

1082
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:34,000
I don't even know how we like, I don't even remember like, normally we're like making

1083
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,400
out in the pool or doing all the things.

1084
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:40,600
I feel like they were literally just a drum, like it was just like boom, boom.

1085
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,320
Like this was, let's go XYZ.

1086
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,840
This was odd for us.

1087
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:49,160
Cause yes, just like you said, we had not made any contact with them.

1088
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:50,160
Right.

1089
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:55,720
I think there's a small part of me that thinks she like was in the pool and she like rubbed

1090
00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:56,720
against me.

1091
00:46:56,720 --> 00:47:02,200
Maybe she might have touched my foot and, you know, any male knows, you know, when you're,

1092
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:07,680
in that mindset and you know, a simple foot touch means, you know, she wants to get pregnant

1093
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:08,680
clearly.

1094
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,280
She's looking for that baby.

1095
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,240
I can't wear it out.

1096
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:18,480
But there might have been something like just for sure it wasn't making out.

1097
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:19,840
No, no, no, no.

1098
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:25,040
So we're sitting there and we were like, Hey, um, you guys want to, when you say we mean,

1099
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,040
you mean you know, it was all of us.

1100
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:28,120
It was definitely you two.

1101
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,400
No, I'm just saying you must have said it.

1102
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,400
I never.

1103
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,400
Oh, bitch, please.

1104
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,400
Bitch, please.

1105
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,400
Get them into God damn news.

1106
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,520
Come on, stop.

1107
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:43,200
Just cause it was Sunday doesn't mean you were at church earlier in the day.

1108
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,200
Come on now.

1109
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,200
Sing that gospel.

1110
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:51,200
But anyways, no, um, maybe I said it, but it was something to the effect.

1111
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,520
I'm like, Hey, you know, our rooms right there, you want to go play?

1112
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:54,520
And they're like, yeah.

1113
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:55,520
And I'm like, all right, cool.

1114
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,440
Like what are your guys's, what's your guys's rules?

1115
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,680
And they're like, um, oh, we don't kiss.

1116
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,680
Yeah.

1117
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,400
Which blew our minds.

1118
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,840
Like this was early ish.

1119
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:11,320
It was early ish in our, in our, um, LS career.

1120
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,320
Yeah.

1121
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,360
Like it was, it was different.

1122
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,960
That was the first time we had encountered that.

1123
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,240
Somebody saying they don't kiss.

1124
00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,240
That dynamic.

1125
00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:21,240
Yeah.

1126
00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:29,760
And at that point, I wasn't like so into podcast where now I've heard about it quite

1127
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:30,760
a bit more.

1128
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:35,160
It's still kind of rarish, but I've definitely heard about it.

1129
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:39,800
But yeah, I was kind of like, okay.

1130
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,680
And I'm not going to be like, well, fuck that.

1131
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:43,680
Yeah.

1132
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,680
You know, like, we've already committed some time to this.

1133
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:49,120
Like that's a hard no, we've been talking to you guys for 45 minutes.

1134
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,760
And you're the only other couple here.

1135
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:51,760
I was kidding.

1136
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,120
I mean, even if that went over there wants to kiss.

1137
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,560
I'm like, ah, hopefully they have the same.

1138
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,400
That's fine.

1139
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:08,400
But anyway, so, um, so we're, um, I was kind of like, okay, let's, um, see what happens.

1140
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:09,400
Yeah.

1141
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,680
Like this is going to be interesting one way or the other.

1142
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:12,680
Very.

1143
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:13,680
This will make a podcast.

1144
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:14,680
Right.

1145
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:15,680
And it did.

1146
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,200
So we, we went into the room and we showered, right?

1147
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:20,200
Really quick.

1148
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:21,200
Cause we were in the pool and all that.

1149
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,200
Yeah.

1150
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,200
I think we showered.

1151
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,200
I think we all showered.

1152
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,200
Yeah.

1153
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,520
We kind of like did a very quick, but it was, it was still, it was still, it was still

1154
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:28,520
very weird.

1155
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:33,880
Like we jumped into the weird to like, it's for me, it's weird for me.

1156
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:34,880
It's weird.

1157
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:40,760
And for other people, it's whatever their thing, but for me, it's odd to like, yeah,

1158
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,520
he just like started going down on me.

1159
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:43,520
Yeah.

1160
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:47,880
Well, we, we went back to the bed and you and the other girl like laid down.

1161
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:48,880
We all got naked.

1162
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:49,880
Yeah.

1163
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,120
And then we were already, I was already naked.

1164
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:52,120
I was in the pool.

1165
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,120
That's true.

1166
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,120
That's true.

1167
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,120
So everybody was naked.

1168
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,480
And then like the two women laid down and yeah, we just started going down.

1169
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:02,280
And you guys and yeah, which is, I mean, obviously you can't kiss if you're doing that.

1170
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,880
So yeah, there you go.

1171
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:10,400
But it was just, yeah, it was, it was for me personally, that actually wasn't that weird

1172
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:15,680
of a transition for me because like to go from just like, I mean, only maybe because

1173
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:20,600
of the pool and then to the room, like that would have probably had kissing for me.

1174
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:21,600
Yeah.

1175
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:27,200
But then like to go from into the bed, like just straight to going down on me.

1176
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:28,840
Like that's kind of normal.

1177
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:29,840
Yeah.

1178
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,360
So it didn't, that's kind of normal.

1179
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:33,360
That's kind of normal.

1180
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:37,800
I mean, everybody loves everybody's doing it.

1181
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:41,720
No, but like, I don't know.

1182
00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:44,360
I guess it was just more the leading up to it.

1183
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:51,880
And then like, we went from A to B very quickly without any type of touch barrier.

1184
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:52,880
Yeah.

1185
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,720
Like there was no caressin.

1186
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:56,600
There was no kissing.

1187
00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:00,040
There was no, you know, flirtatious touches.

1188
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,040
Yeah.

1189
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:02,040
It was literally just like, bam.

1190
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:03,040
Oh, your truckers?

1191
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,040
Let's go to our room.

1192
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,040
Yeah.

1193
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,040
I don't know.

1194
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,240
Tell me more about your truck.

1195
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:10,920
But that's the thing.

1196
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:19,520
So we were both going down on you guys and while I'm, I don't know all of your experience

1197
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:24,080
where we're side by side, but I don't know all of your experience, but on my side, she's

1198
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:30,200
like, she's having a good time, but there's like, she has not like, at all touched my

1199
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,200
penis.

1200
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,200
Yeah.

1201
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:37,600
There's been no like physical touching on me, no kissing.

1202
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:45,400
And for me, like I need all of that for me to, to do the deeds for me to, you know, take

1203
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:50,200
the next step for me to, yeah, whatever the case is, like, I like all of it.

1204
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:57,280
I kind of need the full package to get comfortable enough to, you know, do all of that.

1205
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:01,600
So it was, it was just extremely one sided.

1206
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:07,320
And I was, yeah, I was kind of going down and I got up and I sat up and, and I was like,

1207
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:13,680
kind of like flicking my penis on her, of course, if we're going to get, you know, very

1208
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:19,720
scientific and I was slapping it and she's like, Oh my God, you got, you got to fuck

1209
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:20,720
me right now.

1210
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:26,160
And I was like, mmm, I'm just like in my head.

1211
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:32,880
I'm like, this has all been fun, but I cannot take this next step.

1212
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:33,880
Yeah.

1213
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:34,880
I didn't say that.

1214
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,600
I wasn't like, sorry, lady.

1215
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:37,600
Sorry, miss.

1216
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:41,400
You're going to have to go back to the last truck stop.

1217
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:45,240
But I just, I wasn't able to like, you know, go any further.

1218
00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:48,560
And she's like, she's like, well, somebody needs, somebody needs to fuck me.

1219
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:50,360
And what she said was, she's like, I'm going to be in pain.

1220
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:51,360
I'm in pain.

1221
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:52,360
Yeah.

1222
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,440
Like if I don't get penetrated, I'm in pain.

1223
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,080
And then I'm like, the fuck?

1224
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,440
Like I'm literally like, what is happening?

1225
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:01,920
She was kind of making like, like a, not a big deal about it.

1226
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:02,920
She was making a big deal about it.

1227
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,080
But she was making a big deal.

1228
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:07,080
She was like, if someone doesn't fuck me and penetrate me, like I'm going to be in so

1229
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,080
much pain.

1230
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:11,080
And I was kind of like, I, like, I stepped back.

1231
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,240
I'm like, come on, bro, you need to get in here.

1232
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:15,280
Well, her husband was like, no, she does.

1233
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,320
She gets really bad pains.

1234
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:22,760
And I'm like, okay, if this is like a medical emergency, like maybe you should just do your

1235
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:23,760
thing.

1236
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:24,760
Like, I don't know what's happening here.

1237
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,040
It's so fucking weird.

1238
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,720
Like so awful for me.

1239
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:29,400
Like I was like, I don't know what's happening.

1240
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:33,680
Like we already went from the, like the no kissing thing to just like jumped right into

1241
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,960
you know, oral and then all of a sudden she's having pain and.

1242
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:37,960
Yeah.

1243
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,400
So you're like, you're going to need to fuck your wife.

1244
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:41,400
Cause.

1245
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,360
Like it was just, it was just all weird.

1246
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,560
It was so, it was so throat off.

1247
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:46,560
Yeah.

1248
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:50,480
And I was like, I, I hit back to way slower, slowly like Homer into the bushes.

1249
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:55,160
Like, like, I don't know what's going on here, but I don't want to be part of this anymore.

1250
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,160
Yeah.

1251
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,160
So we didn't make it awkward.

1252
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:58,240
We just like, we switched.

1253
00:53:58,240 --> 00:53:59,240
We just jumped really quick.

1254
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:00,240
Okay, swap.

1255
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:05,560
And then I started fucking you and he started fucking her and it was all fine.

1256
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:09,120
And then she, she was not in pain anymore.

1257
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,120
Yeah.

1258
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:11,120
She came.

1259
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,120
She was good.

1260
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,120
Good for her.

1261
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,120
Good for her.

1262
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,120
So then we just kind of stopped, right?

1263
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,120
Yeah.

1264
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,320
She was done.

1265
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:18,320
He came.

1266
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,720
She came.

1267
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:21,720
We were good.

1268
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,960
We, we didn't come cause at that point.

1269
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,800
There was a whole lot going on there.

1270
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:26,800
Yeah.

1271
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:27,800
I was like.

1272
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:28,800
Very distracting.

1273
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,800
The stimulation overload.

1274
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,320
Like I was just lucky to get out of there alive.

1275
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:36,240
I kind of felt like, yeah.

1276
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:39,840
So, but then we're sitting there all kind of talking and she's like, oh my God, I'm so

1277
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:40,840
sorry.

1278
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:41,840
We're like, what?

1279
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,400
She goes, I just leaked all over your back.

1280
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,400
Yeah.

1281
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,400
Yeah.

1282
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:50,120
All the cum just came out all over our sheets and thanks.

1283
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,440
Thanks bra.

1284
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:55,920
But then so that was all fun and it was cool and you know, they were friendly.

1285
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,960
And then we were all like, okay, yeah, let's go back out to the pool.

1286
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:58,960
Let's go back to the jacuzzi.

1287
00:54:58,960 --> 00:54:59,960
So we're in the jacuzzi.

1288
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:03,720
You and I are in the jacuzzi probably just sitting on the edge or whatever.

1289
00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:07,720
And then like he's laying next to the jacuzzi.

1290
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:12,760
We had brought Doritos just in our room or whatever.

1291
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,360
So I was like, let's get the snacks.

1292
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,480
Like let's just go like drink more.

1293
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,480
Post-coital snacks.

1294
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:18,480
Yeah.

1295
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:19,640
Like let's just go out there.

1296
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:20,640
Like let's drink more.

1297
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:24,280
I mean, it was like 2, 3 a.m. at this point.

1298
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,680
Like it was like, I don't remember that.

1299
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:28,920
I mean, I don't remember the time, but I'm just saying like, I was like, let's go.

1300
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:31,560
Like I think she said she's hungry and I'm like, we got Doritos.

1301
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:32,560
Like let's just go.

1302
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,160
Well, because she didn't suck my dick.

1303
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:35,160
Clearly.

1304
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,640
She didn't get no, no dick.

1305
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,280
She didn't eat this sausage.

1306
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,800
She didn't get the dick.

1307
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:44,560
So anyway, we're out in the jacuzzi.

1308
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:49,720
Like they're basically like just eating the whole bag of Doritos, which I was a bit sad

1309
00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:52,880
about, but you could have jumped in.

1310
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:55,800
Anyway, so we're having drinks.

1311
00:55:55,800 --> 00:56:02,600
We're eating the Doritos and then she, he's laying on the side of the jacuzzi.

1312
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:03,600
On the outside.

1313
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:04,600
On the outside.

1314
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:05,600
Yeah.

1315
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:07,080
On the outside, on the concrete of the jacuzzi.

1316
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:11,080
And I think you and I are probably sitting on the edge, but anyway, we're inside.

1317
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:12,080
Yeah.

1318
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:17,680
And then she sits on, she's sitting on his, she straddles him.

1319
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:19,400
So she's sitting on his stomach basically.

1320
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,080
We're all nude at this point.

1321
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:22,080
Yeah.

1322
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:27,640
And again, eating our Doritos and having her cocktails and just talking like just whatever,

1323
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:32,240
fucking joking, just laughing, whatever.

1324
00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:37,360
And all of a sudden she's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

1325
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,960
Well, we were making a lot of jokes.

1326
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:39,960
Yeah.

1327
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,080
And I think he tickled her too or something.

1328
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,280
She's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

1329
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:48,600
And it's like, he's like, did you just pee on me?

1330
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:49,600
All over his fucking stomach.

1331
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:53,600
She peed all over his stomach on the side of the jacuzzi.

1332
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,600
The daughter all just died.

1333
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:57,600
He jumped up like, what the fuck?

1334
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:58,600
What the fuck?

1335
00:56:58,600 --> 00:56:59,600
She just peed on me.

1336
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:00,600
She just peed on me.

1337
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:05,800
Oh, I'm glad she didn't pee on me in the bedroom.

1338
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,400
I was like, thank you for not peeing on our bed.

1339
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:13,280
Yeah, a little bit of a comic and move to the side, but straight urine.

1340
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:17,840
Either, but oh my God, I was dying.

1341
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:22,520
I'm like, I totally, and what's funny is I had totally forgotten about this whole encounter

1342
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:25,000
until we were talking about Palm Springs.

1343
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,000
And then we were at dinner.

1344
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:30,120
You're like, remember when that lady peed in, first you thought, first your memory went

1345
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:31,520
to she peed in our bed.

1346
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:32,760
Yeah, that's what, yeah.

1347
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:37,520
Yeah, you're like, she peed in our bed and I was like, what?

1348
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:38,520
She peed in our bed.

1349
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,520
I'm like, I don't remember this at all.

1350
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:44,400
And then we started talking about it and then we kind of like put the pieces back together.

1351
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:47,200
Because I mean, you're drinking and the night's kind of a blur.

1352
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:52,080
I mean, I literally half the time remember zero things that happened, which is so bad.

1353
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,400
Not like that I'm so black out drunk because I'm not.

1354
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:59,120
It's just that like everything happens just so like, it's just like one thing after another.

1355
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:00,200
And it's just like the timeline.

1356
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,200
It happens to you in a different state.

1357
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:03,200
Yeah, the timeline.

1358
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,720
But I mean, even like, I don't remember what we had for dinner last night.

1359
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,720
Yeah, sober, so it's right.

1360
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:08,720
Like whatever.

1361
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:14,960
I know the timeline is just like, I wish we need to carry like a photographer and a videographer

1362
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:15,960
with us.

1363
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,640
No, there's some things I don't want documented.

1364
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:24,520
But I mean, we have, we have, there's a lot of shit like at EDR kind of where we're talking

1365
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:28,200
about EDR because we got a big Memorial Day trip coming up to EDR.

1366
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:31,160
Hopefully no one pees on us.

1367
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,280
I'm down for a little bit of everything.

1368
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,280
You want someone to pee on you?

1369
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:35,280
If they're hot enough.

1370
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:36,800
I will find somebody to pee on you.

1371
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:37,800
I'm good.

1372
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:38,800
I'm good.

1373
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:39,800
Fuck your triple blowjob.

1374
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:40,800
I'm getting somebody to piss on you.

1375
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:41,800
You just called my bluff.

1376
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:42,800
I'm good.

1377
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:47,360
But we've had, we've had a.

1378
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,000
And no shame if that's your game.

1379
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:51,120
Like it's just not our vibe.

1380
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:52,120
It's not our game.

1381
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,800
Yeah, we've got a lot of shit there.

1382
00:58:54,800 --> 00:59:00,480
We had that one time where I did unfortunately black out and we missed out on that one couple

1383
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:04,560
and you don't remember getting a blowjob in the kitchen in our, I don't remember that.

1384
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,840
But we had that.

1385
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:08,840
You had that.

1386
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,080
We had that one night where we were going through the maze.

1387
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:12,080
The maze.

1388
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:17,520
And there was a girl who was in the female kind of version of the.

1389
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:18,520
Glory hole.

1390
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:22,480
They call it a taco or what do they call that?

1391
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:23,760
It's it's got a name.

1392
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:24,760
It's like the.

1393
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:26,760
Think about it and get back to me.

1394
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:30,760
Or Google it or ask Alexa.

1395
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:31,760
Anyway, so.

1396
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:34,760
The taco stand or something like that.

1397
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:40,600
Anyway, so she was in the taco stand, I guess we're calling it and we were walking through

1398
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:44,400
with some friends and someone was going down on her, I think.

1399
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:49,520
And then you were like, you were, I think you just were like, can I?

1400
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:51,960
No, no, no, she was standing up and I met her.

1401
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:55,120
Oh, I thought she was already laying in it.

1402
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:58,280
No, then the guy goes, she's going to about to go down there with you.

1403
00:59:58,280 --> 00:59:59,280
Would you mind?

1404
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:00,280
Fuck yeah.

1405
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:04,000
So yeah, I met her and then she assumed the position.

1406
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,240
So that was one where you didn't even see her.

1407
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:10,720
Like I think you asked her guy or there might have been twice.

1408
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:12,640
I clearly remember one time.

1409
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:17,400
Yeah, I think there was one where we were walking through and she was already in there

1410
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,400
because I you guys met each other after.

1411
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:20,400
Okay.

1412
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:21,400
That could have been it then.

1413
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,400
Yeah.

1414
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:27,960
So she was already in it and then it was a female going down on her.

1415
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:30,480
So this is a different situation then.

1416
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:36,840
So a female was going down on her and then you were like, then I think her husband was

1417
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:40,280
there or her guy was there and then or her friend was like, would you like to?

1418
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:46,120
Because you were kind of watching and then she was like, would you like to?

1419
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:47,680
And then you were like, heck yeah.

1420
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:50,800
And so then you went down on her for a long time actually.

1421
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:51,800
I never said it.

1422
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:52,800
Heck.

1423
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:54,040
Whatever you said, hell yeah or yes please or.

1424
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,040
Heck yeah.

1425
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:59,080
I don't know if I may or mother may I don't know what the fuck you said.

1426
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,640
Pretty sure it was something like fuck yeah.

1427
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:01,640
Fuck yeah.

1428
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:02,640
Whatever you said.

1429
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:10,160
Anyway, so then you went down on her for a while and then and then I think after you

1430
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:15,440
were done, then the girl went back down on her again and I then I think she got up.

1431
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:22,120
Oh, you know that kind of see that like you both combined.

1432
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,000
Yeah, that makes sense.

1433
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:28,200
So then then you got up and met her afterwards like, thanks.

1434
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:31,840
I think we fisted each other.

1435
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:36,000
I mean like the fisted like just like the whole pound in fist.

1436
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,000
Fist bumped.

1437
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,000
Fist bumped.

1438
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,000
Yeah, we didn't fist each other.

1439
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,000
Did you fist somebody?

1440
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,000
I don't know.

1441
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:45,120
I sprained my wrist and maybe I did.

1442
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,680
So that that was a night and.

1443
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:48,680
That was one of the night.

1444
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:49,680
Like that was one time.

1445
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:50,680
That was part of one night.

1446
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,600
It wasn't like the whole that was like the whole night.

1447
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:53,600
And you got.

1448
01:01:53,600 --> 01:02:00,160
You got finger blasted and was sucking a dick in a jacuzzi once.

1449
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,720
That was that was pretty intense.

1450
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:03,720
Oh, yeah.

1451
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:07,720
And then we met that one couple that had all those piercings on their genitals.

1452
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:12,360
We've had a guy who had a Prince Albert.

1453
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:13,360
It was like.

1454
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:14,360
It was a massive Prince Albert.

1455
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:16,680
Almost half the size of his dick.

1456
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:19,480
And then he said that he couldn't get hard.

1457
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:20,480
Fully hard because of that.

1458
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:26,760
He did it because he said his wife had her clit pierced to right.

1459
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:27,760
She had everything pierced.

1460
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:29,600
They had a lot of piercings.

1461
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:36,240
And then he was like he was telling me is like I regret that I did this because I don't

1462
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:40,560
know if it's the weight of it or where it was pierced, but he can't get fully hard anymore.

1463
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,300
I mean the weight of it definitely would stop it.

1464
01:02:43,300 --> 01:02:45,760
But if it was just a weight issue, he could change it out.

1465
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:47,440
Well, it might have been a nerve.

1466
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:51,880
So, yeah, I mean the whole that I mean the gauge.

1467
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:52,880
Yeah.

1468
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,600
Of said piercing.

1469
01:02:54,600 --> 01:03:00,680
I would say based off of where my ears have been, it was probably like a zero gauge.

1470
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:01,680
It was big.

1471
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:02,680
Yeah.

1472
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:04,880
And yeah, it was like, I don't know if it hit nerves.

1473
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:06,080
I don't know what it did.

1474
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:09,240
But yeah, he's just told me that he's like, yeah, I can't fully get hard.

1475
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:10,240
I regret doing it.

1476
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:11,960
So I was like that is fucking crazy.

1477
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:12,960
Yeah.

1478
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:13,960
Yeah.

1479
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:19,640
And then you got you got hoisted up on the side of the pool went down on by another young

1480
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,760
lady.

1481
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,360
That happened very recently.

1482
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:25,360
So and oh, what?

1483
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:28,560
Why'd you go?

1484
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:29,920
Oh, okay.

1485
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:34,640
We're going to have to dedicate another episode to this particular couple.

1486
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:40,000
Remember our friends from I think I know what you're talking about.

1487
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:44,880
I actually just came across their name when we were talking about contacts in our phones.

1488
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1489
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:47,960
We met a couple there.

1490
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:48,960
That was fun.

1491
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:52,640
We'll have to we'll have to talk more about that on the next episode.

1492
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:56,400
And yeah, yeah, D&M.

1493
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,880
Call them D&M.

1494
01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:58,880
Yeah.

1495
01:03:58,880 --> 01:03:59,880
D&M.

1496
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:00,880
They were fun.

1497
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:03,360
I definitely have to we're going to meet up with them again.

1498
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:07,080
Maybe even at the next Memorial Day party because that's where we met them last.

1499
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:08,080
Yeah.

1500
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:11,880
And since then we've seen the friendly couple that they come with.

1501
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,480
Well, we met the friendly couple.

1502
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:19,000
They came with like a couple times ago and then then they brought that that couple brought

1503
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:23,800
them and we met them and then we became like we exchanged numbers with them.

1504
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:29,200
But people are listening like what the fuck you guys talking and code code.

1505
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:33,440
The thing is that we don't want to say people's names just in case somebody knows them and

1506
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:37,920
they're like, oh, I know that name of that person and they go to Palm Springs or.

1507
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:38,920
I know.

1508
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:45,680
Otherwise, so I will say once we start talking more about D&M, if people know them, they're

1509
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:46,680
going to know them.

1510
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:49,240
Yeah, he kind of has a wild.

1511
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:50,240
He has a skill set.

1512
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:55,000
We'll just say that he has a Mr. D has a skill set.

1513
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,000
Mr. D.

1514
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,000
Mr. D has a skill set.

1515
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,000
That was fun though.

1516
01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,000
Yeah.

1517
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,000
They're a fun couple.

1518
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,200
So anyways, it is now an hour.

1519
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,200
OMG.

1520
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,200
Big Ben.

1521
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:09,480
I don't I don't think we need to make the audience suffer anymore.

1522
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:11,480
I think we need to put them down.

1523
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:12,480
Old yellow style.

1524
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:17,400
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1525
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:21,120
But Paul twisted.

1526
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:23,320
I'm going back to my twisted fires.

1527
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:24,320
Exactly.

1528
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:25,880
And that's prodigy, by the way.

1529
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:28,480
I will never forget the name of that band ever again.

1530
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:30,400
Thank you very much.

1531
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:37,160
So yeah, a couple of days from now, we're going to be going to the DTF Lust community

1532
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,280
or DTF community Lust party.

1533
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:40,280
Yeah.

1534
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:42,600
So if you're not part of the community, you gotta join it.

1535
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:43,760
It's on Cassidy.

1536
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:44,760
Become part of their community.

1537
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:45,760
Just look up DTF.

1538
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:46,760
California DTF.

1539
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:47,760
They're in Cassidy.

1540
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:49,400
They've got a really big group.

1541
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:53,440
People, fun people, good looking people.

1542
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:54,880
And they do parties every month.

1543
01:05:54,880 --> 01:06:00,600
And they do meeting greets and all kinds of good stuff.

1544
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:08,240
So anytime you guys can find us at the sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com.

1545
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:09,960
And you can find us on TikTok as well.

1546
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:14,560
If you just search sweet side of life podcast.

1547
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:19,760
We're going to be adding a couple of new elements to our TikTok here in the next couple years.

1548
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:22,320
As long as it doesn't get banned.

1549
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,360
We'll see what happens with that.

1550
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:29,000
At some point, we're looking to get into YouTube's.

1551
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,280
I heard that's a pretty popular website these days.

1552
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:32,280
You're so stupid.

1553
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:33,280
The YouTube's.

1554
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:34,680
I'm so annoyed by you right now.

1555
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:38,680
I'm so annoyed by you right now.

1556
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:43,640
But anyways, is there anything else we need to discuss really quick in this?

1557
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:45,800
Bada boom, bada bing.

1558
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,440
Bada bing, bada boom.

1559
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:51,160
Listen to the cream pie episode on...

1560
01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:52,160
Swinger's couch podcast.

1561
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:54,280
I don't know why I want to stay at the opposite way.

1562
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,120
The podcast of the couch swingers.

1563
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:57,120
I don't know.

1564
01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:58,120
It's like a weirdo.

1565
01:06:58,120 --> 01:07:02,360
How does that make sense to you?

1566
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:03,360
Couch swingers.

1567
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:04,360
The couch swingers.

1568
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:05,360
Yeah.

1569
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:06,360
Instead of swingers couch.

1570
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:07,680
Anyway, but it's swingers couch.

1571
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:08,680
Yeah.

1572
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:09,680
Swinger's couch podcast.

1573
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:11,720
You can find them on all the socials.

1574
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:13,880
And of course on Spotify and Apple.

1575
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:16,760
And I'm assuming I heard radio and all the other stuff.

1576
01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:23,160
So if you want to know what the definition of a banana cream pie is, listen to it.

1577
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:24,160
Yes.

1578
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:30,160
If you just want to listen to a funny podcast, the East Coast representation of us, I guess,

1579
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:32,160
I don't know.

1580
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:33,160
Yep.

1581
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:34,160
YOLO.

1582
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:35,160
YOLO.

1583
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:36,160
All right.

1584
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:41,480
When enjoying the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe in unicorns,

1585
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:43,720
and keep shaking it up.

1586
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:44,720
Shaking it off.

1587
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:45,720
Shaking it up.

1588
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:46,720
Love you, baby.

1589
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:47,720
Shrink it off if you want.

1590
01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:48,720
Bye.

1591
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:49,720
Bye.

1592
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:50,720
Bye.

1593
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:51,720
Bye.

1594
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:56,400
If you would like to get in contact with us, please email us at theSweetSideOfLife podcast

1595
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,440
at Outlook.com.

1596
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:21,960
Or you can always find us on any one of our socials that are listed in the podcast links.