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You kept telling me to shut up.
How to keep clean airwaves.
Alright everybody.
So we're recording an emergency podcast.
An emergency.
This is an emergency.
It's official everybody.
We've hit the big time.
Big time.
We uh, alright so on the last podcast we mentioned that, you know what, before we do any of this,
let's get to our drink.
I know.
It's like what about our drinks?
I always just start going.
You just jump right into it.
My brain starts going.
Really?
So let's do it.
Crank, crank.
Cheers.
Ding.
Cheers.
Okay.
Alright.
Bum bum bum.
There's a time.
Season.
Okay.
This is really vibing on that one.
What are you drinking babe?
I am drinking a drink recommendation brought to us by a listener.
He recommended a drink called Liquid Novocaine.
Novocaine.
It tastes like asshole.
No, it's not bad.
Dead.
It's, he did reference it as it's very similar to a Long Island ST.
And it is.
Which it is.
However.
I actually didn't realize it was going to be clear.
Yeah.
I mean, except for the fact that he just described it.
I literally read all the ingredients and the message and I was like.
So the only thing I didn't put in this drink was tequila because I do not drink tequila.
Tequila ruins the drink for you.
It kills it.
So what I did was I replaced the tequila with love.
So the drink contains vodka.
Vodka.
Bacardi white rum.
Gin.
Malibu rum.
Oh, it had.
Oh yeah, it did have Malibu.
And then peach schnapps.
Peach schnapps.
And then I think that was it for the liqueurs and Sprite.
His recipe did include tequila.
But like I said, I omitted that.
It tastes pretty good.
It's very similar to a Long Island.
The peach.
I did even pours of all the liqueurs.
Yeah, you did three fourths pours.
Yeah, three quarter pours.
The peach overtakes the drink.
So I would definitely drink this again.
I just had to cut back on the peach.
You know that tequila probably subdues that peach a little bit?
Maybe.
I like tequila, but I do feel like it takes over a drink, which is why I drink it in a
drink that it's only tequila.
It's supposed to take over the drink.
But I think I also was saying that I think this past peach schnapps that we bought on
our bar.
I can't remember the brand, but it's not my fave because I feel like several drinks
we've had.
It like has like a weird aftertaste.
Yeah, you know what?
We did like the sex on the beach.
It didn't taste right.
You did the sand in your shorts.
Sand in your shorts.
It didn't quite taste right.
Yeah, I think it's the brand.
We need to go back to the.
I think it's Mrs. T's tea.
We normally, Mrs. T's is sweet.
I don't know.
Anyway, I know what the bottle looks like.
Oh, it's decuppers.
Yes.
Decuppers.
We need to go back to decuppers.
Yeah.
The bottle is more clear and orange than what we have now is like a.
No, it's opposite.
What?
You're opposite.
But anyway, regardless, the one we are regardless, it's the one that we have.
I think it's not my favorite.
So it just depends on sometimes on what store you're at.
But I think we need to be pickier about our peach schnapps, which is so random because
it's like the cheapest liquor ever.
It's like 599 for 750.
All right.
So enough about me.
What are you drinking?
That's what I've been saying.
Let's get more of you.
So I am drinking a mouthful of banana cream pie.
How does it taste?
Does it taste better than you thought?
It is better than I thought.
So first, let's get to the drink.
Yes.
It is.
This particular recipe.
Yeah, there were lots of recipes and I kind of combined a couple of them because anyway,
just two ounces of rum chada, three fourths an ounce of banana liqueur.
And then I added a shot of whipped cream vodka because I asked if we did have for the longest
time on our bar that whipped cream that's actually got vodka infused in it.
However, you told me it was gone.
It wasn't working or something.
It's gone.
So anyway, but the recipe did say to like, that's what happens when you leave me alone
for a weekend in Palm Springs.
I just I put it on my nipples and I just have your own nipples.
Have a ton of vodka and use whipped cream vodka.
Hey, it worked.
Off your nipples.
It got me through my lonely night.
Okay.
I love that for you.
The recipes included like, so we have so much liquor, we could basically do almost any
recipe we find online.
But we don't always have snacks.
So this one included like, if you wanted to rim it with vanilla wafers.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So like to garnish it, like we're not we got plenty of snacks.
We got we got snacks.
They're not like all the snacks.
My favorite snack we have is from Costco.
It's called Pirates Booty.
So every night I have a couple of handfuls of booty.
Pirates Booty.
Yeah.
But anyway, so it the recipe had that we, you know, line the glass with vanilla wafers
or Nilla wafers or whatever they're called.
But we didn't have that.
But anyway, it's really, it's actually like it.
Yes.
But the reason why I chose it is we were trying to talk about what drinks we were going to
do tonight.
Yes.
And I.
Hence the reason for the emergency podcast.
Yeah, exactly.
I was like, I know there's got to be a banana cream pie drink and there was.
And actually we had all the ingredients.
So we are officially the other funny podcast.
So let's let's step back for one second.
So if you guys listened to our last episode, we did, we talked about there's another podcast
that was mentioned in a.
Swingers.
Yeah, it was Swingers couch.
Sorry.
Carlos and Autumn sends they were, they were talking about this podcast that he listens
to that they're like, they're funny.
They don't edit.
They're ridiculous just like us.
And I was listening and I'm like, I think they might be talking about us.
Yeah.
So we issued a challenge.
Yeah.
Um, during the last podcast and low behold, uh, just yesterday.
Yesterday the day before.
Yeah.
A couple of days.
Um, they came out with an episode and it definitely mentioned us.
The podcast is literally their episode is literally named banana cream pie challenge.
And you know what they, they plugged the hell out of us.
Yeah.
So we appreciate that.
10 or 15 minutes.
We definitely love it guys.
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
We now I think we officially have five listeners.
That's that's great.
Two, two of them being the two of the five.
And then the other.
So me, you, them two and my mom.
You know, so your mom definitely doesn't listen and also autumn is, autumn is like me
and she's not a big podcast listener.
So she's not listening and I'm not listening.
So it's really just you and Carlos.
And our, well, hey, you know what?
That's one more than we had two days ago.
So I'll take it.
But anyway, so yeah, we're, uh, we've connected with them.
Um, actually just briefly on tick tock earlier today.
So we're going to figure out a way to do a duo podcast, like a zoom, um, but we do
have to figure it out because they're in Florida.
So they're three hours later than us.
Yeah.
And we normally record our podcast at about 11 PM at night.
Yeah.
So that's 2 AM for them.
Yeah.
We'd have to figure that out.
So we're going to have to figure that one out for sure.
But we'll get it to it.
As a world is away.
I know we have some friends that are East Coast as well and we've been trying to connect
with them.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Like who the practical is.
I was thinking, when I hear East Coast, I think, Florida, I guess there's more center
of the East Coast, but Michigan.
Yeah.
But they're on three hour time change.
Exactly.
Same.
We've been trying to connect with them.
I think I need some more liquid, liquid, novocaine.
So anyway, their word of the day challenges or whatever their word of the days.
No, they do a word of the week.
Word of the week or whatever is their thing.
And it's something normally like LS.
Yeah.
What does threesome mean?
What is, yes.
So they took our challenge to a whole nother level.
Yeah.
Because what I said in the challenge I said, include the word banana cream pie.
Banana cream pie somewhere in your podcast.
I didn't say when, where, how, why.
Yeah.
Just if it's us, say banana cream pie.
Yeah.
Like it could have been in a small part of a sentence and just enough for us.
I mean, I don't know how you just like throw a banana cream pie into like a sentence.
I don't.
That is our new safe word.
It's very long.
So by the time like that word was able to come out, whatever we wanted to stop is, it's
going to just be done.
It's our cigarette.
It's like, we're already done.
We already had a cocktail.
It's over.
But yeah, we just basically said, you know, throw it in there somewhere and they took
it to a whole nother level.
Yeah.
So I think, so I didn't realize, I mean, I guess you knew that because you listened
to their podcast, but they, like you said, have a word of the week.
So so banana cream pie became the word of the week.
And obviously I feel like you can find anything in the fucking urban dictionary.
You know what's crazy about banana cream pie is as we are sitting there, this last podcast,
my mind is it goes a thousand miles per hour.
I had no idea I was going to issue a challenge.
I knew I wanted to talk about it.
I knew I wanted to figure out a way, but I just, you know, we don't script anything.
So I was literally just bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, and I was
like challenge sounds good.
Banana cream pie just rolled out of my mouth.
Like I had, I had no, I had no idea.
I'm sorry guys that have looked it up and heard what it is.
That's what I was going to say.
I was traumatized.
Autumn was traumatized when she was freaking talking about it.
She was like going bleh, bleh, bleh.
I was literally, I was the same way when you were like, okay, listen to their podcast.
But the best part is look up videos.
It'll just describe the whole thing.
You looked up videos.
I've, I've favored it a few.
I've never seen a pop of banana cream on our chicken.
A banana cream pie, like the LS version, the urban dictionary version.
It's amazing.
In person, it's better than two girls one cup.
No, I did not look up a video of it.
Yes.
You did.
Yes.
You did.
Yes, you did.
Yeah.
Did you?
Don't look at my history.
No.
Never look at my phone's history.
Now my goal is to look at my phone's history.
No.
It's absolutely not.
That is traumatizing.
I'm sure of it.
Now my goal is to have somebody email us.
I thought you would say do a banana cream pie.
No.
Like Autumn said it, very much does not affect me.
It's the person underneath me because I would not be the person underneath.
Said cream pie.
Yeah.
You would, you would be the vessel.
Yeah.
I'm also really not here to put food inside of me.
No, no, me either.
I don't want to put food in me either.
So if you want to know the definition because you're very intrigued now by all of this weird
conversation.
If you want to hear the definition, you have to check out the Swinger's Couch podcast.
Yeah, exactly.
Listen to Swinger's Couch podcast.
Just look it up on Apple, Spotify, all those places and it's their latest episode as of
right now.
As of March.
No, babe.
April, as of April 24th.
It's their latest episode.
Well anyway, it's the name.
But it says cream pie.
Yeah, I was like it's the name of it so it doesn't matter.
But yeah, so they're the East Coast version of us.
Apparently yes.
The unscripted.
I'm not your Latin lover like Carlos is, but I'm the furthest thing from a Latin lover.
You've been doing the tanning bed thing.
I'm your Eskimo lover.
You've been doing the tanning bed stuff so maybe you're getting there.
Hey, you never know.
Catch up.
So yeah, we're going to figure out a way to do a tandem podcast with them.
It's going to be a good time like you were saying.
It's going to be crazy.
But we just have to figure that one out.
So you have to see how it goes.
But what else are we going to talk about?
Can we just finish it now?
No, you're so lucky.
One of our other listeners was telling us that we need to do more like two hour podcasts.
I'm like, bro.
We record this shit at 11 PM at night.
The thing is, is that, okay, so I never listened to us.
I'm going to be like, come on, brah.
I never listened to our podcast.
I really, I actually don't listen to any podcasts.
And when we first got into LS, I listened to a couple of them just to get some like
insight and information.
But that's it.
Um, moving forward, I have not really gotten into any of them.
I just haven't started them anyway.
And when you do listen to them, you listen to them at a one and a half speed.
Well, that's what I was going to say.
You didn't let me finish.
So recently we had some friends who listen and they started messaging in our group message.
They're like, oh, so funny about, um, the Mr. Suites being part of the, um, what's it
called spit roast or being in the spit roast or something like that.
There was a bunch of comments back and forth.
And I'm like, and I remembered talking about it.
I obviously remembered the situation cause I was there, but I was like, what is, I'm
like, what's funny about it?
Like I couldn't, yeah, I couldn't like, cause it was like him and his wife, both messaging
separately.
Oh yeah.
I just listened to it and I'm like, I cannot for the life of me like remember, I remember,
like I said, I remember the situation.
I remember we were in it, but I remember what I said on like what was said on the podcast.
That's funny.
And so I was like, should I got to go listen to this now?
Cause now I feel out of the loop, you know?
So out of the loop that I'm part of the loop of the loop.
Yeah.
So I was like, so I never listened to any of our podcasts, but I was like, well, I know
it was the last one or one before that, that that came out.
So I was like trying to find it and listen to it.
And when I did listen to podcasts, the one I listened to, the guy said that he listens
to hit his podcast on one and a half times cause he feels like, feels like people just
talk too slow.
So I was like, that's a great idea.
So I have already had my settings on my phone for podcasts at one and a half times.
And because I never really listened to any of them, I don't ever change that.
Like it just is what it is.
And honestly, I don't even know how to go in and change it at this point.
I'm not sure.
But I started listening to our podcast and I, especially at one and a half times, I have
like a fucking squirrel on crack.
Not even the good kind.
No, I am like, it's like, like what?
What did I just say?
You came home from lunch.
Okay.
I, I work, I work construction and I'm out and about this one particular day.
I was close to home.
So I came home for lunch and the wonderful wife made me some grilled cheese sandwiches.
So come home typically nice and peaceful.
You're listening to the podcast over there at your desk and it's given me anxiety.
I know because it's so fast.
It's so wild.
So I don't finish my thoughts.
Like what the fuck?
Like I don't finish your thoughts in a 1.5 speed.
It's insane.
So I'm sitting there for like, I ate my sandwich in five minutes and I went out to my truck
and I sat in my truck in silence.
I know.
You said that.
I sat in my truck in silence outside in the driveway because it was too much.
You're like, I can't do this.
I can't do this.
I got to go outside and I'm like, it's giving me anxiety as well.
But I don't, I beat it.
Like I said, I don't really know how to stop it.
I actually think I figured it out because when I was listening to bottom left, yeah,
when I was listening to, well, I saw where it was, but I kept skipping anyway.
So again, finishing thoughts.
Yeah, exactly.
So then when I was listening to the, it's Swinger's couch, right?
Swinger's couch podcast, I was like, I need to listen to this slower because Carlos does
have an accent.
And so I was like, I was like at 1.5 speed.
It was a way too fucking fast for me.
And I was like, I'm losing part of this.
So I was like, okay, I got to figure this out.
So I kept stopping it and like, okay, let me go back.
Let me figure out how to like not one and a half times this so I can listen to it at
a normal speed.
And anyway, I figured it out, but part of that I was listening to myself and it was
so bad.
It was so bad.
I wanted to have...
I hear your voice every day.
So I'm fine with your voice, your everything about it.
And I'm used to you, the squirrel.
The squirrel.
But yeah, when you did it one and a half, it was just too much.
It was too much for me.
Oh, it's so bad.
Like just, I was like, this is why I can't listen to it.
I'm glad we don't have a cocaine addiction because that's what it would be like.
And I'm like the slow talker in my family.
Yeah, that's insane.
Wow.
This is an aren't I?
Yeah.
I am.
Yeah.
That's the craziest thing.
Your brother talks slow.
Yeah.
But he's like the same as me that like, yeah, no, it's, it's like, it's a test.
He's slightly less squirrel than you.
Yeah.
He's might be even slower than me because he's smoked weed.
Yeah, exactly.
But anyway, it was just like, I listened to it.
I'm like, this is why I can't listen to myself because I literally was like, I don't finish
your thought.
I talk at 10 times speed.
I don't know who understands me.
I don't know.
I would, I told you, I said, I would not listen to me.
What's funny is that one of our other friends, actually the, the host of the DTF community,
he told me the other day, he thought it was hilarious listening to us because you would
just go and go and go and he would hear me try to wrangle you back down.
Like I'm a cowboy with a lasso chasing like that stallion.
Just, that's just running around just doing backflips.
And he's like, I can tell you, you try to pull her back and you try and she just breaks
away.
Yeah.
But you know what?
There's no wrangling.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
But this is why I cannot listen.
This is why I'm hot.
This is why.
Yeah.
I can't, I can't, I can't do it.
Okay.
So, so what we're going to do from now on.
So I applaud everybody who listens to our podcast.
You know what?
It's quite a bit of people.
It's, it's, it's growing.
Yeah.
Like we said a couple of podcasts ago.
Who knew you have to put slingers in your name.
It helps.
Yeah.
We've hit some big numbers.
Um, yeah.
I think we've officially hit 20 listeners.
You're so.
We got people in Belgium.
Hey, we have, we have somebody in Australia.
Or no, I'd say we have at least three people in Australia that have downloaded every episode.
Oh, no.
Our now.
Oh, no.
So I think I said this last time.
If you guys, if you're one of our listeners in Australia, send me a picture of your pet
snake.
Cause I know you got one.
Oh, don't send me a picture of the pet snake.
I do not want to see such things.
I want to visit Australia so bad.
But no, it's kidding.
Go get a bunch of dick pics.
You want to want penis pics?
We're going to get a ton of dick pics.
You want some Australian penis pics?
That's not our penis.
This is our penis.
It's wrong with us.
I was going to say you, but then I know there's something wrong with me.
So.
Well, you're with me.
So that.
Just going to wrap it all up.
So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,
so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,
so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,
so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so so.
So.
What about you little gente stuck out?
two minutes in the time is now.
30 past the hour.
Do you know where your children are?
So no, when we get to the point where 30 minutes into an episode and we haven't
even like touched a single singular topic, it makes me nervous because that
means like you're on one.
You're on one.
You want to know what happened?
You don't want to know what happened.
I want to know how happened.
What happened was I am trying to get in my hot scroll, hot girl summer phase.
So I started at that fucking gym, which is terror.
And you went back to orange theory, orange theory, which is a gym on crack.
Let's just say that it's not just like, Hey, I went to go run on a treadmill.
It's like, Hey, I went to go murder myself and all of my limbs.
So yeah.
So I came home from said Jim and said, I would like to no longer fill my legs.
So we started on the margaritas cause give me one margarita.
I'm going to not fill my legs.
Especially because I make them very strong.
And then we moved into the another marker.
I did have two margaritas.
I'm hoping not to fill my glutes.
And then now we're into the banana cream pie phase of the conversation.
That was the second verse of that margarita song.
Normally the banana cream pie is about the fourth margarita though.
Yeah, you're going to need probably more than four margaritas to banana cream pie it.
All right, guys.
I really digressed.
Why was I talking about that?
I don't know because I digressed because I was actually letting everyone know
why I digressed your digressing into a world of digression.
Exactly.
I digressed because I had to drink margaritas before we started our podcast,
which you said made me on one.
Hence my digression.
If you guys could see my face, it's a face of exhaustion.
I'm like, I just can't.
Oh, and every time I laugh, my abs hurt.
It's Wednesday night.
It's 11 p.m.
I'm tired and where are your kids at?
So anyway, so let's just pause for a second.
Pause.
Pause, collaborate, and listen.
I said that with a brand new addition.
He never said pause.
I know, but you put your hands out like stop.
So that's what made me think of it.
Because nobody could see you, but I could.
Yeah, we're live on TikTok right now.
Speaking of live on TikTok, everybody.
So this Saturday night, we are going to be attending the one and only DTF
community party.
I feel like people understand that now if they've listened because we keep
saying we keep saying we're going to do our podcast at a less party for the next
podcast, but then we just keep doing new podcasts.
But that's fine.
I know it's like them fucking figure it out.
No, I know at some point they will be what at some point there will be a less
party and at some point we will be at it and some point we will be doing a
podcast.
So this Saturday, the 27th of April month, right?
We are going to be going to this party and we are going to be doing our
podcast from there.
So we're going to be bringing in just a bunch of random people, some friends,
some people we don't know, some new friends and just getting we're going to
try to get a bunch of people on the microphones and just compile just a
whole lot of fun.
So in my brain, it sounds like it's going to be fun.
The reality of it.
The reality might be insane though.
I mean, you're going to have to edit it.
I'm going to be.
Oh, I'm going to have to definitely edit it.
So people might get this podcast in like April, 2025.
Yes.
There's no time limit on the end in here.
Now what I'm seeing in my head was there is a podcast called Room 77.
I know I think I'm pretty sure I mentioned them in the first couple
episodes, but they used to do a massages at RM in Mexico a couple years back.
And when they were going around the pool, they would take their microphones
and they would interview people live at the party.
It was just really cool.
It was really interactive to hear people just, but they were like really quick,
like, you know, three minute ends, three minute outs.
It was like, so I kind of vision something like that.
I don't really have a time limit set on how long we talk to people,
but I just, I think it's going to be fun.
Yeah.
If it's not, you'll probably never hear it.
So if you're hearing all these podcasts and talking about it and all of a sudden
we're in May and we just like, never hear about it again.
That's because it sucked.
That's because, yeah, but that's on everybody who's on it, not us.
No, that's just kidding.
It's probably going to be because like our mic failed or I was trying to tell
my family's sweets over there earlier today how we're going to do the interviews.
Like we're going to have Mike A, Mike B, Mike A is going to be the one asking the questions.
Mike B is going to be one taking a responses from the person just so we have
an even flow of audio and she just looked at me like I was talking
freaking algebra and shit, but.
No, I know algebra.
You know algebra.
You just don't know mics.
I know zero about mics.
So we'll have to, we'll see.
It's all going to be experiment experimental.
We have a nice table.
We have a banner.
We got lights.
We got stickers.
We're like, we're going all in on this one.
They're in the nightstand.
So.
That you left on our counter for our cleaning lady to find.
I don't know what she's into.
You just started.
So anyways, let's talk about, let's talk about what, what happened this past weekend.
Yeah.
Well, moving into this, moving into it.
We actually, so this past weekend, I did a little like
a quick girls trip to Palm Springs, which you were like, I am so jealous you're going
to Palm Springs.
I thought we would be going together the next time we went like.
Oh, is Palm Springs, it's something to my throat.
Liquid, liquid, no vacanes getting to you.
Is that cream pie sticking around?
You didn't even taste it.
I tasted you.
Okay.
Anyways, the Palm Palm Springs for those that you guys don't know.
It's a part of Southern California where we live.
It's been, it's been fairly chilly.
Yeah.
And it's, we've been getting some hotter days.
It's been okay.
Nice.
I mean, when I watch a Tik Tok, we're not the only area in the world that's getting this
vibe.
It's like one day it'll be.
Yeah.
Frickin 80 degrees the next day it's raining and 30.
That's what it's been here.
So, however, in Palm Springs, it's pretty much freaking awesome year round outside of
a couple of days.
In the winter, but they've, they've hit their hot girl summer already.
Yes.
So we, the other day when your friend hits you up, it was, you know, middle of the day
already on a Saturday and we already had our plans for the day and.
We had very light plans.
We had heavy plans that you canceled all of it.
Very light plans.
Yeah, we did.
What's funny though is so we didn't have any, we didn't really have any heavy plans.
So you had said that, yeah, my friends, she's out in Palm Springs and blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.
And I was like, I was like, well, I actually had sort of forgotten because I had no intention
of asking or like talking to you about it because I was like, uh, it's like such a 24
hour turnaround type of thing and we had shit going on in the morning and I was just like,
uh, I kind of left it at such things.
But then I was like, no, you can totally go.
There's nothing else going on tonight.
And light plans.
Yep.
However, after you left, we got invited to a bunch of things.
I know.
You got invited to another girl's things and then another couple of friends of ours asked
us out if we could go out.
Oh really?
You didn't tell me that.
Yeah, I was in your group text messages.
Oh, was it?
Yeah.
The couple we talked about.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think they're trying to.
However, yeah, we didn't, we didn't have everything's all set up.
So yeah, so you went to Palm Springs and you left me all alone.
I did.
Yeah.
To watch.
What show did you start watching?
Yellowstone?
Yellowstone.
Yeah.
The sideshow apparently.
Yeah, I've been hearing about Yellowstone.
I've been seeing stuff on TikTok and I watch all the TikToks and I pretty much know all
the major plot twists in the show by now to be a TikTok.
But I was like, let me watch the show because.
It's on TikTok.
You and you and I.
You and I watch started to watch the show originally a while back, but the very open
and scene of the very first episode is there's a bad accident.
Don't say spoiler alert.
It's been out since 1922.
I just.
Fuck.
1922.
Yes.
It's a very first camera ever invented was used to film this episode.
So fuck your spoiler alerts.
Anyways, you and I sat down and we started watching it and the very first, we first started
watching it that day.
Both of us were like already had a couple of drinks and we were looking for like the
next show for us to watch.
Yeah.
So we turn on the show and there was like a really bad car accident and the guy had
to like kill his horse with a gun underneath his.
Yeah, shoot him in the head, put him out of his misery and.
I'm not here for animals thing.
We made it about 10 minutes into that episode.
We're like, this is a bit much for the state we're in right now.
It's a bit much for any state I'm in.
Well, I went, I visited that state while you were out partying.
I went down like a deep Yellowstone road.
I swear to God, it seems like every episode somebody dies in that freaking show.
It's a spoiler alert.
It's a great show.
I like the characters, but I started watching.
You told me there were snakes and I'm like, yeah, there was a there were some snakes that
were I don't watch snakes.
Snakes that were going after kid.
Oh, fuck that.
Yeah.
It's like Jesus, come on Yellowstone, do better.
This show, yeah, it shows fucking with me a lot.
Triggers after triggers.
There's no trigger warning.
There's no thing like now.
It's just a lot.
So you can watch that while I'm at the gym.
It's getting hard for me to watch because like I said, if you try to get that money
for the rest of the song earlier, when the cat a lacking gas money spent, you got a whole
lot of bitches jumping shit.
It's a great movie.
What's the name of that movie?
Hustling Flow.
Yes.
Everybody watches it.
If you haven't, they have that other songs.
Smack that trick.
Get him.
Was I so?
Oh yeah.
Yellowstone.
So we went from Bob and strings to Yellowstone to Hustling Flow.
So I'm not the only scroll on crack.
You are.
So yeah, so I started down the Yellowstone thing, but that only lasted so long in the
night.
So what did your night consist of?
My night was I was living my life like it was 1999.
No, I don't know.
Fuck were you doing a 99?
I'm just kidding.
No, we did the pool.
We did something.
It was just it was myself and it was a hundred degrees in Palm Springs.
Yeah, but it didn't feel like it.
There was like a breeze.
It was in the shade.
It was nice.
It's actually really nice.
The pool was heated.
So I got there.
Pool was heated in a hundred.
Mm hmm.
Don't fuck.
Well, I guess because they came off winter.
I'm guessing.
I don't know.
Maybe the maybe the sun heated it.
I'm not sure.
I mean, it was a hundred degrees.
Warm.
Yeah, a hundred degrees.
The pool felt warm.
The outside didn't feel as warm as a hundred degrees.
You realize sunlight heats water, right?
Yeah, I get that.
But like, I don't know.
It didn't feel that way.
I didn't feel that way.
But anyway, it was good.
So I didn't get there until my friends had already been there since 10 o'clock.
I didn't get there till four.
So four p.m.
So they were already.
They were on one.
They were on trunes and drinking and one of them, I think, was smoking weed.
I'm not quite sure.
So they were on a whole another level when I showed up and big game of ketchup.
Yeah.
I was like, I told them I said, should I should have Ubered here and drank on my way here?
Like that would have been better for me.
Taking a party bus.
Yeah, because I was like, I got their stone holds over.
And really, and I don't have not done trumes.
So I'm like, not about to start today.
Like today's not the day.
Yeah, but I would fully support that decision.
Yeah.
And weed makes me fall asleep.
So I was like, I'm just hitting this liquor real quick.
And even my friend had told me, she's like, when you get here, you're going to need to
take some shots before you come down and meet us at the pool.
So you did room shots?
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
I just filled a glass up like super like I just did my whole basically half my glass
was vodka because like I was like, I don't know.
I need to get there.
And then so I was playing ketchup, which is never a good plan.
Because first of all, we had gotten lunch before I'd known we were going to go there.
So I really hadn't eaten anything.
And I was like, oh, I'll just eat my Panda Express on my way there, which it's very hard
to eat Panda Express on a car in a car while you're driving.
So it wasn't like I ate the whole thing.
Like I ate, it got cold.
I'm like, I didn't eat much.
Then I'm trying to play catch up.
And then I get there and my friends are all on one.
And I'm like, OK, I can do two things here.
I can drown them in the pool right now because they're in the fuck out of me or I can just
get on their level real quick.
So I chose not to drown my friends and get on their level real quick.
So I sucked down my drink, sucked down their drinks.
Sucked down their drinks, sucked everything.
Well, that's a part of the story I was not told about.
Anyway, so yeah.
So then I got, we went out to dinner and we had a really good time.
We went out to some bars.
We did all of the, like we did the Tiki bars that we like out there.
We did the dive bar we like out there.
It was a slow weekend for Palm Springs.
I think a lot of people stayed in a lot of the hotels because it was Coachella weekend
because I think it's 30 minutes from Coachella, if that.
Coachella for those that are on the West Coast is like a big.
I feel like everybody knows what Coachella is.
You'd be surprised, babe.
Really?
Yeah.
It's a two weekend festival, music festival.
Used to be indie music.
Yeah.
Used to be indie.
Now it's like Kanye and no doubt and all that.
It's a lot more mainstream.
It's a really big festival where a lot of people go there and dress up weird.
But it's in the desert.
Yeah.
So people were staying out like we, I for sure there are people at our hotel that were
from like going there because they're coming out of their rooms and like their wild outfits.
But anyway, so the hotels I think were busy, but like the bars.
Surrounded areas.
Yeah.
The bars weren't as busy as they kind of normally are in the summer, but they were still full
but not like as crazy.
Like the Tiki bar we go to normally like you can't get in unless you go super early.
It's not like Tiki bar.
Tonga Hut.
So you can't normally, you can't necessarily get in there on a weekend in like, and this
is Saturday.
So normally you can't get there on a Saturday unless you go like super early like right
when they open or like squeeze in like yeah, we went in like very much like where we would
normally need a reservation.
Except like eight o'clock.
Yeah.
I don't think it was, it was after dinner.
So I don't know, maybe nine.
But and then the shamrocks, right?
Is the dive far?
Shamrock Irish pub.
Yeah.
That we like.
They are normally packed and get ratchet and it was busy but not like packed, packed
busy, but again, and obviously I was at Coachella.
But anyway, we had a good time.
We, yeah.
There's, everybody's like waiting for like the super sexy.
There's no super sexy.
Nothing happened.
I know.
You're one of your friends was flashing people in the pool.
Oh yeah.
Unintentionally flashing people.
But I was like, that was not appropriate because I am all here for flashing your titties and
having them out and doing your thing, but like not like not in the middle of the day
when you're not like at a place where that's appropriate.
When there could be children.
Yeah.
When there could be children, like maybe we don't do such things.
And then yeah.
And I'm upset with you that I didn't receive any set pictures of said actions.
I've heard titties.
I mean, I think my one friend does have it actually on her phone.
I could tell her to send it to me.
Cause she was taking pictures.
We just obviously didn't post the picture of style on Instagram.
No.
Boo.
I know.
So anyway, but this conversation, this goddess.
So when I came home on Sunday, this goddess talking about a story that we did have in
Palm Springs at EDR that I actually had completely forgot about.
But we went, you and I went out after I got home to dinner and stuff.
And we were like talking cause we were talking about like Palm Springs and all the things
and um, and then somehow we got on this conversation of this story that we, you know, one of the
times we went to EDR, which is the, uh, uh, clothing optional resort out there in Palm
Springs lifestyle friendly.
We went there.
Is it, I think it was the week for your birthday.
Right.
I don't know.
It was definitely a slow time in the winter.
I think it was January cause it was, it was slow.
Yeah.
So it was slow, but we've always had a good time and I don't think it was this last time.
I don't think it was for my birthday, but it was during a slow time.
Yeah.
For sure.
It was definitely like one of their, it wasn't the summer.
Was it when it's busy?
It was definitely not in the spring.
It was in either the fall or winter.
Yeah.
So I just remember being, we are in a pool, well in the pool, the main pool, the party
pool, and there was maybe, maybe four couples.
Yeah.
It was really slow.
It was a Sunday.
Yeah.
And there was this one particular couple that was sitting pretty close to us that was attractive,
you know, like, and it was kind of like, you know, Eenie Meenie, Mindy Mo, Ketchy
Ty, and you know, it was just like, all right, well, let's go talk to these people.
So we started talking to them and I don't remember what we were talking about.
I mean, it wasn't like, it wasn't, it was nothing.
It's never anything profound.
It was so, you know, superficial conversation.
And I get people mixed up.
I remember one time we met a couple there that was like, and it might be this couple
that they actually drive.
Yes.
Trucks.
Trucks, right?
That's them.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
So they, they're truckers.
Yeah.
They're literal, they're truckers.
They ride, they ride together.
They're married, they ride together.
They live in Southern California.
Do they?
Yeah.
They did have a house in Southern California.
Remember that it's, I couldn't remember where they're from.
Yeah.
I think Colton or something.
That, okay.
Maybe, yeah, that kind of sounds right.
So anyway, they, but their truckers was their job and they said that what they do is, because
like you said, it was a Sunday or a Monday, it was, yeah, it was a Sunday.
Okay, so they said that they, if they're riding through Palm Springs, they'll usually like
see if, um, EDR has any rooms because normally because they're truckers, they'll stay in their
truck.
In their truck.
But if they want like fresh showers, hot water.
Right.
Yeah.
And so they'll, so they're like, so EDR is like a good place for us, especially like,
especially at this time, it's not, I don't know if it's as much now or during down season,
it's as cheap as it used to be, but it used to be pretty inexpensive to stay there.
And you could do a one night rental.
Yeah.
And they had a place for their truck to park.
Yeah.
And, um, so we were their lot lizards for that night.
We kind of were, huh?
So anyway, so they're there and we're just like, so we're listening to them talking.
I don't know what about this conversation.
Said, Hey, let's go play with these people.
What is it about?
I have no fucking clue.
I don't know.
There was, um, we know this trucker thing before.
I think we did.
Oh, we knew the trucker thing before.
Yeah.
100%.
For sure.
Right.
I remember because we were sitting in the shallow part of the party pool as we were
talking and, and I was attracted to her like enough, you know, it was like, I really
don't remember what they looked like.
I don't either.
She had dark hair.
Yeah.
And she had two boobs.
She had a butt and a vagina.
There we go.
Those are the solid details.
I can remember.
I wouldn't be able to pick her out of a criminal lineup if I had to or you're going to truck
her lineup.
I would zero be able to pick him.
I could probably pick him out more.
He was a, he was Latino.
Yeah.
I do know that.
That's what I was going to say.
I think so.
100%.
I know that.
Yeah.
She was darker, like, um, like Mediterranean or something like that.
Probably Hispanic.
No, she wasn't Hispanic.
She did.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Yeah.
I think you're a liar.
I am not.
However, there was enough there that we talked to him and then we were like, Hey, you know,
we have a room right there.
It's like literally off the pool.
Do you want to go, um, you know, check the temperature?
I don't even know how we like, I don't even remember like, normally we're like making
out in the pool or doing all the things.
I feel like they were literally just a drum, like it was just like boom, boom.
Like this was, let's go XYZ.
This was odd for us.
Cause yes, just like you said, we had not made any contact with them.
Right.
I think there's a small part of me that thinks she like was in the pool and she like rubbed
against me.
Maybe she might have touched my foot and, you know, any male knows, you know, when you're,
in that mindset and you know, a simple foot touch means, you know, she wants to get pregnant
clearly.
She's looking for that baby.
I can't wear it out.
But there might have been something like just for sure it wasn't making out.
No, no, no, no.
So we're sitting there and we were like, Hey, um, you guys want to, when you say we mean,
you mean you know, it was all of us.
It was definitely you two.
No, I'm just saying you must have said it.
I never.
Oh, bitch, please.
Bitch, please.
Get them into God damn news.
Come on, stop.
Just cause it was Sunday doesn't mean you were at church earlier in the day.
Come on now.
Sing that gospel.
But anyways, no, um, maybe I said it, but it was something to the effect.
I'm like, Hey, you know, our rooms right there, you want to go play?
And they're like, yeah.
And I'm like, all right, cool.
Like what are your guys's, what's your guys's rules?
And they're like, um, oh, we don't kiss.
Yeah.
Which blew our minds.
Like this was early ish.
It was early ish in our, in our, um, LS career.
Yeah.
Like it was, it was different.
That was the first time we had encountered that.
Somebody saying they don't kiss.
That dynamic.
Yeah.
And at that point, I wasn't like so into podcast where now I've heard about it quite
a bit more.
It's still kind of rarish, but I've definitely heard about it.
But yeah, I was kind of like, okay.
And I'm not going to be like, well, fuck that.
Yeah.
You know, like, we've already committed some time to this.
Like that's a hard no, we've been talking to you guys for 45 minutes.
And you're the only other couple here.
I was kidding.
I mean, even if that went over there wants to kiss.
I'm like, ah, hopefully they have the same.
That's fine.
But anyway, so, um, so we're, um, I was kind of like, okay, let's, um, see what happens.
Yeah.
Like this is going to be interesting one way or the other.
Very.
This will make a podcast.
Right.
And it did.
So we, we went into the room and we showered, right?
Really quick.
Cause we were in the pool and all that.
Yeah.
I think we showered.
I think we all showered.
Yeah.
We kind of like did a very quick, but it was, it was still, it was still, it was still
very weird.
Like we jumped into the weird to like, it's for me, it's weird for me.
It's weird.
And for other people, it's whatever their thing, but for me, it's odd to like, yeah,
he just like started going down on me.
Yeah.
Well, we, we went back to the bed and you and the other girl like laid down.
We all got naked.
Yeah.
And then we were already, I was already naked.
I was in the pool.
That's true.
So everybody was naked.
And then like the two women laid down and yeah, we just started going down.
And you guys and yeah, which is, I mean, obviously you can't kiss if you're doing that.
So yeah, there you go.
But it was just, yeah, it was, it was for me personally, that actually wasn't that weird
of a transition for me because like to go from just like, I mean, only maybe because
of the pool and then to the room, like that would have probably had kissing for me.
Yeah.
But then like to go from into the bed, like just straight to going down on me.
Like that's kind of normal.
Yeah.
So it didn't, that's kind of normal.
That's kind of normal.
I mean, everybody loves everybody's doing it.
No, but like, I don't know.
I guess it was just more the leading up to it.
And then like, we went from A to B very quickly without any type of touch barrier.
Yeah.
Like there was no caressin.
There was no kissing.
There was no, you know, flirtatious touches.
Yeah.
It was literally just like, bam.
Oh, your truckers?
Let's go to our room.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Tell me more about your truck.
But that's the thing.
So we were both going down on you guys and while I'm, I don't know all of your experience
where we're side by side, but I don't know all of your experience, but on my side, she's
like, she's having a good time, but there's like, she has not like, at all touched my
penis.
Yeah.
There's been no like physical touching on me, no kissing.
And for me, like I need all of that for me to, to do the deeds for me to, you know, take
the next step for me to, yeah, whatever the case is, like, I like all of it.
I kind of need the full package to get comfortable enough to, you know, do all of that.
So it was, it was just extremely one sided.
And I was, yeah, I was kind of going down and I got up and I sat up and, and I was like,
kind of like flicking my penis on her, of course, if we're going to get, you know, very
scientific and I was slapping it and she's like, Oh my God, you got, you got to fuck
me right now.
And I was like, mmm, I'm just like in my head.
I'm like, this has all been fun, but I cannot take this next step.
Yeah.
I didn't say that.
I wasn't like, sorry, lady.
Sorry, miss.
You're going to have to go back to the last truck stop.
But I just, I wasn't able to like, you know, go any further.
And she's like, she's like, well, somebody needs, somebody needs to fuck me.
And what she said was, she's like, I'm going to be in pain.
I'm in pain.
Yeah.
Like if I don't get penetrated, I'm in pain.
And then I'm like, the fuck?
Like I'm literally like, what is happening?
She was kind of making like, like a, not a big deal about it.
She was making a big deal about it.
But she was making a big deal.
She was like, if someone doesn't fuck me and penetrate me, like I'm going to be in so
much pain.
And I was kind of like, I, like, I stepped back.
I'm like, come on, bro, you need to get in here.
Well, her husband was like, no, she does.
She gets really bad pains.
And I'm like, okay, if this is like a medical emergency, like maybe you should just do your
thing.
Like, I don't know what's happening here.
It's so fucking weird.
Like so awful for me.
Like I was like, I don't know what's happening.
Like we already went from the, like the no kissing thing to just like jumped right into
you know, oral and then all of a sudden she's having pain and.
Yeah.
So you're like, you're going to need to fuck your wife.
Cause.
Like it was just, it was just all weird.
It was so, it was so throat off.
Yeah.
And I was like, I, I hit back to way slower, slowly like Homer into the bushes.
Like, like, I don't know what's going on here, but I don't want to be part of this anymore.
Yeah.
So we didn't make it awkward.
We just like, we switched.
We just jumped really quick.
Okay, swap.
And then I started fucking you and he started fucking her and it was all fine.
And then she, she was not in pain anymore.
Yeah.
She came.
She was good.
Good for her.
So then we just kind of stopped, right?
Yeah.
She was done.
He came.
She came.
We were good.
We, we didn't come cause at that point.
There was a whole lot going on there.
Yeah.
I was like.
Very distracting.
The stimulation overload.
Like I was just lucky to get out of there alive.
I kind of felt like, yeah.
So, but then we're sitting there all kind of talking and she's like, oh my God, I'm so
sorry.
We're like, what?
She goes, I just leaked all over your back.
Yeah.
All the cum just came out all over our sheets and thanks.
Thanks bra.
But then so that was all fun and it was cool and you know, they were friendly.
And then we were all like, okay, yeah, let's go back out to the pool.
Let's go back to the jacuzzi.
So we're in the jacuzzi.
You and I are in the jacuzzi probably just sitting on the edge or whatever.
And then like he's laying next to the jacuzzi.
We had brought Doritos just in our room or whatever.
So I was like, let's get the snacks.
Like let's just go like drink more.
Post-coital snacks.
Yeah.
Like let's just go out there.
Like let's drink more.
I mean, it was like 2, 3 a.m. at this point.
Like it was like, I don't remember that.
I mean, I don't remember the time, but I'm just saying like, I was like, let's go.
Like I think she said she's hungry and I'm like, we got Doritos.
Like let's just go.
Well, because she didn't suck my dick.
Clearly.
She didn't get no, no dick.
She didn't eat this sausage.
She didn't get the dick.
So anyway, we're out in the jacuzzi.
Like they're basically like just eating the whole bag of Doritos, which I was a bit sad
about, but you could have jumped in.
Anyway, so we're having drinks.
We're eating the Doritos and then she, he's laying on the side of the jacuzzi.
On the outside.
Yeah.
On the outside, on the concrete of the jacuzzi.
And I think you and I are probably sitting on the edge, but anyway, we're inside.
Yeah.
And then she sits on, she's sitting on his, she straddles him.
So she's sitting on his stomach basically.
We're all nude at this point.
Yeah.
And again, eating our Doritos and having her cocktails and just talking like just whatever,
fucking joking, just laughing, whatever.
And all of a sudden she's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
Well, we were making a lot of jokes.
Yeah.
And I think he tickled her too or something.
She's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
And it's like, he's like, did you just pee on me?
All over his fucking stomach.
She peed all over his stomach on the side of the jacuzzi.
The daughter all just died.
He jumped up like, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
She just peed on me.
Oh, I'm glad she didn't pee on me in the bedroom.
I was like, thank you for not peeing on our bed.
Yeah, a little bit of a comic and move to the side, but straight urine.
Either, but oh my God, I was dying.
I'm like, I totally, and what's funny is I had totally forgotten about this whole encounter
until we were talking about Palm Springs.
And then we were at dinner.
You're like, remember when that lady peed in, first you thought, first your memory went
to she peed in our bed.
Yeah, that's what, yeah.
Yeah, you're like, she peed in our bed and I was like, what?
She peed in our bed.
I'm like, I don't remember this at all.
And then we started talking about it and then we kind of like put the pieces back together.
Because I mean, you're drinking and the night's kind of a blur.
I mean, I literally half the time remember zero things that happened, which is so bad.
Not like that I'm so black out drunk because I'm not.
It's just that like everything happens just so like, it's just like one thing after another.
And it's just like the timeline.
It happens to you in a different state.
Yeah, the timeline.
But I mean, even like, I don't remember what we had for dinner last night.
Yeah, sober, so it's right.
Like whatever.
I know the timeline is just like, I wish we need to carry like a photographer and a videographer
with us.
No, there's some things I don't want documented.
But I mean, we have, we have, there's a lot of shit like at EDR kind of where we're talking
about EDR because we got a big Memorial Day trip coming up to EDR.
Hopefully no one pees on us.
I'm down for a little bit of everything.
You want someone to pee on you?
If they're hot enough.
I will find somebody to pee on you.
I'm good.
Fuck your triple blowjob.
I'm getting somebody to piss on you.
You just called my bluff.
I'm good.
But we've had, we've had a.
And no shame if that's your game.
Like it's just not our vibe.
It's not our game.
Yeah, we've got a lot of shit there.
We had that one time where I did unfortunately black out and we missed out on that one couple
and you don't remember getting a blowjob in the kitchen in our, I don't remember that.
But we had that.
You had that.
We had that one night where we were going through the maze.
The maze.
And there was a girl who was in the female kind of version of the.
Glory hole.
They call it a taco or what do they call that?
It's it's got a name.
It's like the.
Think about it and get back to me.
Or Google it or ask Alexa.
Anyway, so.
The taco stand or something like that.
Anyway, so she was in the taco stand, I guess we're calling it and we were walking through
with some friends and someone was going down on her, I think.
And then you were like, you were, I think you just were like, can I?
No, no, no, she was standing up and I met her.
Oh, I thought she was already laying in it.
No, then the guy goes, she's going to about to go down there with you.
Would you mind?
Fuck yeah.
So yeah, I met her and then she assumed the position.
So that was one where you didn't even see her.
Like I think you asked her guy or there might have been twice.
I clearly remember one time.
Yeah, I think there was one where we were walking through and she was already in there
because I you guys met each other after.
Okay.
That could have been it then.
Yeah.
So she was already in it and then it was a female going down on her.
So this is a different situation then.
So a female was going down on her and then you were like, then I think her husband was
there or her guy was there and then or her friend was like, would you like to?
Because you were kind of watching and then she was like, would you like to?
And then you were like, heck yeah.
And so then you went down on her for a long time actually.
I never said it.
Heck.
Whatever you said, hell yeah or yes please or.
Heck yeah.
I don't know if I may or mother may I don't know what the fuck you said.
Pretty sure it was something like fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Whatever you said.
Anyway, so then you went down on her for a while and then and then I think after you
were done, then the girl went back down on her again and I then I think she got up.
Oh, you know that kind of see that like you both combined.
Yeah, that makes sense.
So then then you got up and met her afterwards like, thanks.
I think we fisted each other.
I mean like the fisted like just like the whole pound in fist.
Fist bumped.
Yeah, we didn't fist each other.
Did you fist somebody?
I don't know.
I sprained my wrist and maybe I did.
So that that was a night and.
That was one of the night.
Like that was one time.
That was part of one night.
It wasn't like the whole that was like the whole night.
And you got.
You got finger blasted and was sucking a dick in a jacuzzi once.
That was that was pretty intense.
Oh, yeah.
And then we met that one couple that had all those piercings on their genitals.
We've had a guy who had a Prince Albert.
It was like.
It was a massive Prince Albert.
Almost half the size of his dick.
And then he said that he couldn't get hard.
Fully hard because of that.
He did it because he said his wife had her clit pierced to right.
She had everything pierced.
They had a lot of piercings.
And then he was like he was telling me is like I regret that I did this because I don't
know if it's the weight of it or where it was pierced, but he can't get fully hard anymore.
I mean the weight of it definitely would stop it.
But if it was just a weight issue, he could change it out.
Well, it might have been a nerve.
So, yeah, I mean the whole that I mean the gauge.
Yeah.
Of said piercing.
I would say based off of where my ears have been, it was probably like a zero gauge.
It was big.
Yeah.
And yeah, it was like, I don't know if it hit nerves.
I don't know what it did.
But yeah, he's just told me that he's like, yeah, I can't fully get hard.
I regret doing it.
So I was like that is fucking crazy.
Yeah.
And then you got you got hoisted up on the side of the pool went down on by another young
lady.
That happened very recently.
So and oh, what?
Why'd you go?
Oh, okay.
We're going to have to dedicate another episode to this particular couple.
Remember our friends from I think I know what you're talking about.
I actually just came across their name when we were talking about contacts in our phones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We met a couple there.
That was fun.
We'll have to we'll have to talk more about that on the next episode.
And yeah, yeah, D&M.
Call them D&M.
Yeah.
D&M.
They were fun.
I definitely have to we're going to meet up with them again.
Maybe even at the next Memorial Day party because that's where we met them last.
Yeah.
And since then we've seen the friendly couple that they come with.
Well, we met the friendly couple.
They came with like a couple times ago and then then they brought that that couple brought
them and we met them and then we became like we exchanged numbers with them.
But people are listening like what the fuck you guys talking and code code.
The thing is that we don't want to say people's names just in case somebody knows them and
they're like, oh, I know that name of that person and they go to Palm Springs or.
I know.
Otherwise, so I will say once we start talking more about D&M, if people know them, they're
going to know them.
Yeah, he kind of has a wild.
He has a skill set.
We'll just say that he has a Mr. D has a skill set.
Mr. D.
Mr. D has a skill set.
That was fun though.
Yeah.
They're a fun couple.
So anyways, it is now an hour.
OMG.
Big Ben.
I don't I don't think we need to make the audience suffer anymore.
I think we need to put them down.
Old yellow style.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
But Paul twisted.
I'm going back to my twisted fires.
Exactly.
And that's prodigy, by the way.
I will never forget the name of that band ever again.
Thank you very much.
So yeah, a couple of days from now, we're going to be going to the DTF Lust community
or DTF community Lust party.
Yeah.
So if you're not part of the community, you gotta join it.
It's on Cassidy.
Become part of their community.
Just look up DTF.
California DTF.
They're in Cassidy.
They've got a really big group.
People, fun people, good looking people.
And they do parties every month.
And they do meeting greets and all kinds of good stuff.
So anytime you guys can find us at the sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com.
And you can find us on TikTok as well.
If you just search sweet side of life podcast.
We're going to be adding a couple of new elements to our TikTok here in the next couple years.
As long as it doesn't get banned.
We'll see what happens with that.
At some point, we're looking to get into YouTube's.
I heard that's a pretty popular website these days.
You're so stupid.
The YouTube's.
I'm so annoyed by you right now.
But anyways, is there anything else we need to discuss really quick in this?
Bada boom, bada bing.
Bada bing, bada boom.
Listen to the cream pie episode on...
Swinger's couch podcast.
I don't know why I want to stay at the opposite way.
The podcast of the couch swingers.
I don't know.
It's like a weirdo.
How does that make sense to you?
Couch swingers.
The couch swingers.
Yeah.
Instead of swingers couch.
Anyway, but it's swingers couch.
Yeah.
Swinger's couch podcast.
You can find them on all the socials.
And of course on Spotify and Apple.
And I'm assuming I heard radio and all the other stuff.
So if you want to know what the definition of a banana cream pie is, listen to it.
Yes.
If you just want to listen to a funny podcast, the East Coast representation of us, I guess,
I don't know.
Yep.
YOLO.
All right.
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Shaking it off.
Shaking it up.
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