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Do do do do do do do do do do.
We're gonna have to, oh what?
We were just thinking we're gonna have to pay like royalties or something with how
close our rendition was.
It was so good.
They're like, I'm pretty sure that was Dr. Dre up here and live on their podcast.
That's exactly what it was.
All the people out there are so confused right now.
But if it was Dr. Dre we'd have to pay royalties right?
Because that's him.
It's Dr. Dre and Tupac.
Yeah, so we wouldn't have to pay royalties.
It was actually Dr. Dre.
You exhaust me.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna do that.
Anyways, can we just do this and get it over with?
I gotta go to bed.
It exhausts me.
So anyways, we are the Sweet Side of Life podcast and we are recording this late at
night.
It's not that late.
It's very late here.
It's a weekday and I am tired.
It's thirsty Thursday.
Thirsty Thursday.
Yeah.
Thirsty Thursday.
And yeah, so let's just.
You're tired?
Of course I'm fucking tired.
Anyway, so we're gonna start tonight off with our drinking segment because that's what
we do.
That's what we do.
That's Thursday.
Thirsty Thursday.
So what are we drinking tonight?
First.
Cheers.
We almost broke the glass.
Did we though?
Yeah.
Take a sip.
All right, let's start with you.
What do you have in my ross?
Mine doesn't really require that.
Well here's the, let's go behind the curtain really quick.
What?
Your ah has been the same noise you've been making for the last like two hours because
you've had the same bottle of wine you're drinking.
Spoiler alert.
It's nothing new.
Spoiler alert.
It's nothing new.
So you can't go ah.
I can.
And what makes wine go ah.
It tastes different.
All right, so what do you have?
So out of character for me because I rarely, rarely drink red wine, but I'm in the red,
red wine.
Stay close to me.
What did I say?
What did I say earlier?
Don't embarrass me.
Do not embarrass me tonight.
Don't embarrass you.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens when you ah.
Don't drink red wine and then you drink red wine.
And then you finish red wine that was left over at your house from a previous party.
Yeah, but it wasn't even finished.
It was literally the whole bottle.
I drank the whole bottle.
Yeah, I think the, I think the original owner did a proper pour of wine, which is like.
No, I don't think she did.
She drank your.
She cracked it and she didn't.
She cracked it.
Somebody popped it.
Oh.
But I think she popped it so people would drink it.
So people would drink it, but then she moved herself on to my liquor drinks.
She said, fuck this wine.
Exactly.
She's like, I got plenty of this at home.
I'm drinking what you guys got here at the bar.
So it was a whole ass bottle of wine.
Yes.
And I don't normally do the red wine thing, but if we do wine, we typically do like white
sweets, mosquitoes.
I mean, if I'm wine tasting, I will drink whatever they give me.
Cause you'll.
I'll try all of them.
I'll try a or dying all of it.
But yeah, so I'm drinking red wine.
Yes.
And I'm at the end of the bottle.
And I'm not drinking it from the bottle, but I should be.
That would have been.
Quicker, more efficient.
Very, very, uh, who was the pirate?
Drawing a blank.
Johnny Depp of me.
Wasn't he rum?
I think pirates drink rum and I don't know wine from the bottle.
I'm not sure.
What year did they prefer when pirates existed?
Anyways, back up.
Let's get back to your WAP.
All right.
So my drink, my drink of the night, my drink of the night is a WAP, which for those that
are not super savvy, it's short for wet ass pussy.
But I think everybody who's listening, I would hope I don't know would know such things.
Sorry mom.
Not everybody knows what WAP means.
I fucking realize that.
So let's let's back.
Let's just back up just a little bit and just a couple little details.
So we had a, we had a party this past weekend.
It was a vanilla party.
A vanilla party and you had some friends of yours, which have some youngins.
Yeah.
So I have a friend who, who she's older than I am, but her child is, is young.
It's like 14 or something.
And in Hollywood.
No, she's younger than that.
Even a younger.
But she's doing the Hollywood thing, right?
So she's in all, doing all the shit in Hollywood, right?
So she's, so I mean, like you said, I, wait, what did you tell me?
I am disappointed.
I considered her a cool mom.
I thought she was a cool mom.
I mean, I got the mean girls.
I got the, I got the vibe that they were LS in my head.
I, I, you're not the only one cause I put this one.
It wouldn't surprise me one bit.
We had an, I had another friend who thought the same thing about them.
I, I, I'm not fully convinced that they aren't.
Yeah.
However, however, what it's about to come up did definitely.
So she, so she has a bunch of older kids and then they had like a one off like rando, very
young kids.
So all her kids are grown cause like I said, she's older than I am, but all her kids, so
all her kids are grown except for one.
She has one kid that's younger.
So, but who's doing, who's decided to do the whole Hollywood thing.
So she's all over tick talk, doing the Instagram.
Like, I mean, this girl posts every day her daughter, like doing all the things, right?
They're in YouTube videos.
Anyway, she's doing her thing.
She's fantastic.
And like you said, you consider her like a cool mom, all the stuff she's like involved
in with her daughter.
But like, so she came and she was like, Oh my God, I have to tell you about me hosting
my daughter's birthday party.
And I think it was like her 10th birthday party.
And she's like, I had, and another friend was there who has a daughter the same age
and she was at said birthday party.
So they're both telling me this story and she's like, I had, she wanted like a preppy
party, which now preppy means something different.
I mean, I'm not personally, I'm not in the loop, but like preppy now is like Cal, like
pink cowboy hats and like leper and that's preppy right now.
So which meant something different when I was kid.
But anyway, yes.
So she's having this preppy party and she's like, yeah.
And I don't remember how, but she, she got.
Somehow when she looked at preppy, WAP came up like in her search of like stuff.
So she had, and she had no idea what WAP meant.
She thought it was just like, like whoop whoop, but like, what, what, like a wop, what, like
she, she had.
I was standing in the kitchen and I was over here in this and I'm like, am I hearing this
correctly?
She's yelling, I threw a WAP, what party?
So on, she said on like her, she had on her daughter's cup, she had a bunch of girls coming
over for a sleepover.
She had on her daughter's cup cake, WAP.
She had a big balloon arch.
So none of the parents of any of the kids came over.
That's the thing.
This is what happened.
So then, so like I said, she has, she has older, she has older kids, right?
So she has a bunch of older kids and then this one younger kid and this one younger kid,
they're still parenting cause she's still a child, right?
The older kids, they're, they're still living at home, but they're adult, like they're
drinking age adults.
So her older daughter gets, so she has a balloon, side infant, she has a balloon arch with like
big like letters WAP.
Like,
Does she still have those?
I want to use them for a future party.
I know.
So she, so she has all this shit, right?
So her, what are her older daughters comes home and is like, mom, what are you doing here?
Why are you throwing a WAP party?
And she's like, like, WAP, WAP.
And like, her daughter's like, no, that's absolutely not what it means.
And then her daughter told her what it was.
So like before all the kids get there, she's like tearing down, like taking it off the cupcakes,
like tearing.
Meanwhile, she has like, they're telling, they're telling me this story about how she's
still had some leopard stuff with like, just weird, like,
She had leopard stuff at the WAP party.
Yes.
Because it was, because it was preppy, which preppy now is like leopard and like,
What?
I don't know.
I mean, I,
All right, I can't.
I'm not that, I'm not that young, but I've also not removed her from my list of cool parents.
Right.
I'm not too old to know.
So they're just telling me this.
I think they're just like, I'm literally dying in my kitchen.
Like, what the fuck?
Like, how do you throw your 10 year old basically a WAP preppy party?
Like, I don't get it.
But anyway, so anyone listening, WAP means a wet as pussy.
Do not put that on your cupcakes for a child's birthday party or in your balloon arch.
You are welcome.
That is your advice for the night.
Parenting tip of the night.
Parenting advice of the night.
Yeah.
So anyway, you're drinking a WAP drink.
I am drinking a WAP drink, which is appropriate for a adult podcast.
Basically what a WAP is, it's actually very similar to a sex on the beach.
Which makes sense.
So what I suppose he should exactly, it's not going to be that far off.
So it's it's vodka, peach schnapps, pineapple juice and cranberry juice.
Cron butter.
It's not my favorite.
No, you made a face.
I am a fan of WAP, but this it's it's not my favorite drink in the world.
It's not going to end up on my.
I don't I'm not going to drink it all because I'm drinking.
You want to taste my WAP?
Yeah, I'm tasting your WAP.
Take a big chug of my WAP.
Role play.
A switcheroo on the rolls.
Drink my WAP.
I taste.
Oh yeah.
There's a lot of peach.
Do you want to know?
Yeah.
I made the peach per the recipe, which they called for an ounce of peach.
It gives like a weird aftertaste.
It's almost medicine.
Yeah, I agree.
It needs you want to it needs sweet and sour.
And then it would be a different drink.
It changes.
Yeah, it's not good.
Yeah.
So anyways, lesson of the night.
Don't don't throw your kid up.
Yeah.
Don't throw your two lessons tonight.
Do not throw your child a WAP party.
If you're going to have WAP, don't do it in the drink form.
Just have WAP.
Thank you.
I feel like a PSA.
It's 10 p.m.
Where are your kids at?
Do you know where your WAP is?
Before we get into the primary topics of tonight.
So I'm dead.
Okay.
I have my life.
You're done.
I'm done.
Thanks.
So there's another there's a podcast I listened to called the Swinger's Couch podcast and
they're very similar to us and it's just kind of a loose format.
A lot of a lot of laughs.
You know, we really don't like give a fuck.
We just have a good time with it.
And on their latest episode, they were talking and Carlos, the male host, was talking about
another podcast that he listens to.
He didn't say it by name, but it sounded very much like he might have been listening to
our podcast.
So just the way he was describing it like this, here's the thing.
I guess if he wasn't talking about our podcast, he won't hear this, right?
He wouldn't.
So it's because he wasn't listening to us.
Right?
So it doesn't matter.
But let me just say how I need to set the stage because I'm not an avid podcast listener,
but you called me and you were like, babe, there's this podcast.
And we had actually talked about them because you told me that she laughs a lot and they
talked about how they have to edit it because some people said shit.
And I said, honestly, if people said shit, I'm like, that's when you know you've made
it because nobody gives a shit about what I'm doing until you had a whole thing until
I'm doing too much.
Haters, haters, something.
Haters gonna hate and I don't know what I said.
Haters hate us because they can't be us.
Haters hate us because they hate us because they ain't us.
There you go.
In reference to kind of like them, just like, you know, if people are gonna bitch about stuff.
Yeah, it's like, if they're gonna bitch about something, A, stop listening to me.
If you don't like the way I laugh or you don't like whatever I have to say, all you have
to do is press stop.
That's pretty hard though.
Press fucking stop.
But also anyways, if enough people are listening to me that people are gonna bitch about it,
I'm like, fuck yeah, I made it.
I made it bitch.
But anyway, so we were kind of talking about that.
How do you make it in podcasts?
I don't know.
Unless you're fucking Joe Rogan.
Let's go.
Anyway, we're quite a ways behind him.
I think everybody has quite a ways.
But anyways, so yeah, we were talking about.
You digress.
Yes, we digress.
So we had to kind of talk about them on our podcast because you had two episodes ago,
I think.
I did read on that.
I think it was last one, but you said it was two ago.
Anyway, we had talked about it and then you called me and you're like, babe, I think they
mentioned us, but without mentioning us, I think he listens to us because he's an ad
vid podcast listener like you are.
So I think you're like, I think he listened to us and mentioned us without mentioning
us.
It was just too, so many details matched.
I listened to so many podcasts and the way he was describing it.
Your imitation of me is awesome.
I listened to so many podcasts.
So then I had to finish it because then, so then I'm like getting into the shower and
I'm like in the shower and you like get into the shower fully clothed.
We have a huge walk in the shower.
What is this guy doing?
So I'm in there showering and you like, you have your phone and you're like, first I see
you on the bed, like with your phone and like, whatever, that doesn't, it's like, whatever,
right?
I'm getting the show.
I'm doing my own thing.
I'm getting my phone into the shower, fully clothed.
I'm like, what is he doing?
I did it just because I knew you would be like, what the fuck is going on?
Exactly.
I was like, what is he doing?
So then you're like, listen and you're like, so we're listening to it.
I played back.
Yeah.
So then you played back this section.
I think that's what obviously what you're doing on the bed is finding the point in the
podcast.
Yeah.
And then you play it and I'm like, that could totally be us.
I could.
I could be us.
So here's what we're going to do.
He had said in that podcast that he wanted to contact whoever that podcast was and have
them on.
We'd be totally down to do that.
And actually you had said, Carlos, if you're listening, you had said, let me make me make
a proposition.
You had said a couple of episodes back that you were interested in, you know, kind of
like helping up new, new up and come in podcasts.
And at that point I was like, oh yeah, we need to contact them and, you know, do it.
And then you guys, I think if you're listening, clearly, if this is us.
Yeah, we'd be totally down to do something like that.
And we're not in Florida now, but I'm actually from Florida.
So from where you guys are, you're stomping ground.
However, here's what we're going to do.
Do you want to play a game?
Okay, weirdo.
So one thing I like to do at all the parties we go to is.
On the party wall, I always write the secret word of the night.
The secret word is phrase is some random word and you get a free hug.
So it's kind of like our way of like creating my way.
Because people come up to me and say random shit and I'm like, what?
But it's my way of putting in like an icebreaker.
So if there's like a new couple that doesn't know anybody or.
Watermelon Sorbet.
A new couple that wants to meet us but doesn't know how to come up and talk, whatever it is.
I create this weird kind of way of them coming up and sweaty Bojangles and I get to a free hug.
And then it creates conversation.
So that I just look at people like they're fucking nuts.
I'm like, what?
So the word for I think the first one was moist.
And they think I know that's the worst part.
They think I know.
I didn't tell you the first time when I think it was moist and people were coming up and whispering moist.
I didn't tell you the first time.
And one time it was like watermelon sorbet or something and I'm like.
Something.
What?
Whatever.
It worked.
Out of context.
So here's what we're going to do.
Mr. Carlos.
If you're listening.
Carlos Santana.
Carlos.
Tom Tom Tom.
Carlos Santana.
Anyways.
Oh, so your mission if you choose to accept.
If you choose to listen to our podcast.
In your next couple of episodes.
I need you to drop the word banana cream pie.
Somehow some way.
Non suspiciously.
Just drop it naturally within the podcast and then I'll know.
You are indeed.
We're just naturally saying.
Talking about us.
Yes.
I mean, I think everybody uses.
He could also just email us.
No.
At.
It's so.
You can email us.
Sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com.
However, I so would prefer a banana cream pie.
Jesus.
It's a little.
So bad.
I think it'd be fucking hilarious.
Well, because cream pie.
I know what cream pie is.
Oh, geez.
They do a thing called word of the day.
So, or I mean word of the week.
So if you guys haven't done banana cream pie yet.
I don't know what it means.
But I could give you a pretty good meaning.
So next week.
Anyways, drop that word.
Oh, yeah.
And I'll know for sure that it was us you were talking about.
Banana is dick.
Cream pie is.
Banana is dick.
Give me that dick.
No.
Anyway, so that's your mission.
Choose to accept it.
It's not supposed to explode unless they don't.
Oh, wait, when the mission.
I don't remember.
I don't know.
It's after you accept it and you read the note it explodes.
Oh, yeah.
Because then you don't want other people to get the mission.
Exactly.
Nobody.
Okay, got it.
Anyways, so all right, we are now 22 minutes in.
You're like the timekeeper.
I am the timekeeper.
Their statistics show that the podcast has to be between 15 minutes and 45 minutes.
Really?
Yes.
Otherwise people won't listen to it.
People get bored and tune the fuck out if they haven't already.
I'm not boring.
You're boring.
Yeah.
I've already tuned out.
I turned my mic off 15 minutes ago.
But anyway, so we had a plan of action.
You could just pause it and then come back to it later.
Maybe that's what they do.
Maybe really people only 15 minutes.
That's like nothing.
Can we move on, please?
Please, look at it.
See, you're the reason we end up with 55, 57 minute podcasts.
You're welcome.
Anyways, we had a course of action for tonight.
And then we had to switch it.
And we went off the rail.
Because this catarina was on live.
We went off the rail for a couple different reasons.
But there's a couple other things I need to discuss with you that are very serious.
Okay, let's discuss them.
Oh shit, you have not written down?
I have.
I have my notepad.
All I saw on the notepad was you added a line or something.
Okay, there's two things I added.
I have my own list.
So I like to surprise you.
There we go.
So I don't know if you were aware.
I'm not.
But April 18th, 2024.
Which has today.
Is official anal sex.
Yeah, I saw that.
Yes.
I was hoping you didn't.
I did.
I was actually irritated at the person who posted that.
I posted it.
They are dead to me now.
So.
I'll have to go back and look and see who that is.
So was that going to happen tonight?
No.
Cross reference their snap name with their real name.
And then murder them.
You realize this is on the internet.
It's not going away.
You literally have premeditated murder right now.
Yeah.
All right.
So I just wanted to get that out of the way.
I just want to make sure.
Hey, it goes both ways.
I could stick it in you.
I don't think that's how.
Like a Peggy tonight.
No.
Here's the here's the other thing that's on my list.
I have my new vibrator.
Peggy.
No, you know, it's not a vibrator.
That is like a.
That's actually a tiny little thing.
Yeah, we'll say.
You'd barely feel it.
That was that's not.
Just arch your back a bit.
You'll be fine.
What's the turn your what's it?
Put your back into it.
Anyways.
I'm dead.
So.
So one of the other things I wanted to discuss really quick.
Is I know.
I took a turn.
I did.
Are you done snorting over there?
Continue.
So something that we've talked about.
We've talked about the term fuck it list before.
Yeah.
Fuck it list is bucket list, whatever.
And I know we've discussed this before.
There's there's another podcast called shit.
God shit.
Yes.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Hold on.
You talk talk to the people really quick.
Talk to the people.
I'm going to have a drink of my wine.
Mm hmm.
Um, shit.
What the fuck are they?
Oh my god.
I can't.
Well, maybe you should have written that down instead of anal day.
Hump day quickies.
Okay.
We've talked about them.
They're one of the top podcasts.
Well, that's the name of the podcast.
Yes.
They were going to an event like a long weekend event.
Mm hmm.
And he created a fuck it list for her.
So it was like a like a list of like it was like a to do list of things to try.
Jesus.
At this thing.
His his list was very ambitious.
Yeah.
And it only imagined it was it was intense and there was like a point right
and system if I recall correctly.
Oh my god.
However.
Like a scavenger hunt?
Yeah.
More or less.
Jesus.
And it I like the idea, but it was a lot.
That sounds terrifying.
It was a lot.
Your imagination.
But Dan and Lacey with the Swing Nation released a podcast either today or yesterday.
And they're going on a bliss cruise.
I think today.
No, maybe this weekend.
And they had a modified version of said list and only had like three out of
like three items.
Yeah.
Much more doable.
So I think for our intended for our next big events, we have two big events coming
up.
We might maybe try to figure out something like that.
I'm dropping this on you right now.
Just like.
Yeah.
So I think we should try to figure out something like that.
I have a heartburn just thinking about it.
Heartburn.
Pay some fucking times.
But anyways, so maybe for the next not for the next.
You're tired.
I'm tired.
So I kind of I kind of want to talk about that.
Let's maybe figure out some type of fucking list.
Oh, geez.
Exactly.
So that kind of ties in directly to anal day.
Yeah.
When you're getting pegged.
Mm hmm.
Let's see.
We also have Roger.
Who's right?
Oh no.
We already tried that with Roger.
Yeah.
Try again.
Roger was a bit too much.
Nothing like try and try and again.
Exactly.
If at first you don't succeed.
You and me try again.
I've tried a couple of times.
So.
Let's see you now.
I feel like I've tried more than you've tried.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Precisely.
So anyways, this is nowhere near the direction I thought tonight was going to take.
Oh my God.
I had a whole.
I had a smoker of like.
Give me another pack of Marlboro.
You sound like that the old lady from Los Simpsons.
Maj.
Give me another pack of Mentos.
Yes, but anyways, we were going to talk about a kind of crazy, not crazy, a funny little incident we had in LA a couple of weekends ago.
Yeah.
Nothing too insane, but it was just funny.
No, it's because I talked before about the fact that sometimes when we go out vanilla, like just weird shit happens.
Yes.
Or like some of our most wild nights or like.
And I guess wild because we didn't expect it or whatever.
Yeah.
So we'll see that.
Yeah.
Wild means different things on different nights.
Yeah.
Wild can mean like whatever.
Wild can mean a whole.
Home at 6 p.m.
Fucking dead to the world.
Like it can mean a lot.
Yeah.
Which I don't think we're going to get there tonight, but that's okay because we have something else we're going to dive into a little bit.
Yeah.
No.
So we'll talk about LA next time.
Like I said earlier today.
I'm like LA will always be there, but it's because last time I feel like we do this a lot.
We like stop our podcast and I'm trying to talk about something, but you're like time is up.
Yeah.
It's like I'm on a fucking pay phone.
Please insert another quarter.
My quarter.
No, you're calling from prison.
I only have a certain amount of time with you.
Exactly.
No, I like to keep things nice and tidy.
Anyway.
And it's going to be tonight too.
We're not going to go over 50 minutes.
So.
Then shush.
So I can talk.
I'm just like, sipping my wop.
So you can talk.
Get your wop.
Just get your wop.
Anyway, so we start talking about something I feel like on one and then you cut me off and you're like we're going to talk about this next time.
Yeah.
And then we go a week or two and then we're like wait, what were we going to say?
And then we have something else to talk about.
And our friend Ms. Catarina and her friend, lover, I don't know what we're calling him.
Extraordinaire.
I'm so confused.
Anyway, he was in the background talking.
Choreboy.
Talking and saying that we needed to finish our story about the lucky and lust party.
And you were like, we finished it.
I'm like, I don't even think we started it and we barely started it.
Here the problem is.
We need to listen to our podcast.
The problem is you don't listen to the podcast.
Yeah.
I listen to it if I have to do edits.
I tend to hear it so I have a better idea.
But you just talk, talk, talk, talk and then just move on.
I listen to what?
I listen right now.
What did you just say?
I listen right now.
So we actually went back before we started recording and listened to the last couple bits of our podcast.
Yeah, because you said we talked about it and I said we didn't.
And I was right.
Yeah, okay, whatever.
Right.
So.
My brushes.
So anyway, so I can't with you right now.
Okay.
How are we gonna?
All right.
First off, lucky and lust was one of the parties that we go to for the DTF community.
Yes.
It was their.
The lust party, the monthly party.
Yeah, it was their March party, which their April party is coming up.
Next weekend, April 27th.
Plug that.
April 27th.
And that's where we're gonna do our podcast.
Yeah, we're gonna have a table set up there and.
You bought a banner.
You got a banner.
Got some stickers.
I have a special underwear.
You bought two pairs of special unders.
Two pairs.
You bought, well, it's leather and lace.
Leather and lace is the theme.
So you got one pair of leather and one pair of lace.
Yep.
Look at you.
Throughout the night, I get to change.
Change.
Anyway, so we're doing, we're gonna record a bit from there.
And look what time it is.
That's the.
You're the worst.
We're gonna record a bit from there.
But anyway, the previous party, we hadn't really gotten into that.
We touched on double head.
Yes.
Which you got double head.
I did.
But not triple head.
Not triple head.
Maybe in, maybe leather and lace will get you triple head.
Maybe being in your leather shorts will get you triple head.
That alone is gonna drive all the ladies crazy.
The thing about the fake leather is it tends to not
breathe very well.
Which is why I don't see them staying on that long.
Yeah.
They have pockets though.
They have pockets, which is key because
I handle the music, so I carry my phone around with me to do that.
So pockets are key.
However, access is also key.
Easy access.
Which your kilt at said last party provided lots of access.
A bit too much if you ask me.
Too much?
I felt violated.
It wasn't too much because you didn't get three.
You only got two.
That's true.
Too much would be four.
I don't think there's anything.
It's just too much.
I don't have enough dick for five.
And they will tag in and tap out WWE style, but whatever.
But anyways, so let's scroll all the way back.
Let's scroll back.
So I have a shit ton of.
Roll out.
Sorry.
I have a shit ton of inappropriate St. Patty's Day t-shirts from previous parties,
from whatever the case may be.
So when I was looking for my outfit, I normally when I do these less parties,
I like to wear just.
It's called fit now.
What is it?
It's your fit.
My fit.
Yeah.
My fit.
At most of these parties is obviously the themes are primarily for the women.
But as a man, I try to I try to wear something that's, you know, funny.
Draws attention.
Draws attention like a shirt that has a funny saying and inappropriate saying that kind of
matches the theme.
And then I like to wear some type of boxer short to the party because it just works the best for me.
A little outline of your dingaling.
Dingling is just I mean, it's it's just great.
It's very inviting.
There's not many layers to dig through.
It's it's quick.
Sometimes it just pops out.
I'm like quick drama girl, you know, it's like.
Um, so that was my plan for this party.
I had a pair of green like kind of gym short boxer shorts and I had a shirt.
And then I don't know what made me think about it, but I somebody said.
And it was a friend who also wore the kilt.
It wasn't him.
He didn't know he didn't he didn't start it because I was talking to one of our other friends
first about it.
And then I'm not sure it kind of came I'm like, I should totally wear kilt.
I've never thought about wearing a dress or any type of garment like that.
So it's not a dress.
It's a skirt.
I was waiting for you to correct me.
Well, why didn't you just say it right?
Because
So I went on the Amazon, which is I order all my crap from and, um, I ordered two different
kilt and they were both set to come Saturday, midday, hours before the party.
So I was like really happy.
I'm like, great, maybe it's going to happen.
And they showed up about an hour before we left.
So I had my kilt.
Both of them.
Both of them came.
I thought the other one came but it came.
Nope.
They all came.
I thought one came way earlier.
But regardless, it doesn't matter.
That literally is irrelevant to the story.
Thanks.
You just wasted five seconds.
Edit.
Anyway, so, so I had the kilt and I am going to say it was one of the most comfortable.
Yeah, you're raving about it.
Oh my, except every time I bent over to get something out of my bag, I wasn't sure.
It wasn't that short.
If I was showing everybody the brown iron.
You down to your knees, there was no way it was showing.
It felt like it.
I was feeling the breeze.
But so anyways, I was, I mean, maybe maybe the tippy or dick from behind.
Yeah, perhaps.
Perhaps.
But I was walking around and I felt fantastic.
And it was a hit for me at the party.
Yeah, it was.
There was, there was multiple, multiple hands.
Well, first, most women would ask me if I was traditional, that or reg, regimental.
That's like the term that's regiment.
I'm like, what does that mean?
They're like, you know, we're under where I go.
Fuck no, like I don't ever wear underwear.
underwear is zero times even.
I'm not going to do it without a kilt.
And most of the time they're like, can I check?
I'm like, but of course, of course you can.
So I would actually prefer you to call me a liar.
Exactly.
I'm lying to you.
You proved me wrong.
So I had a quite a lot of hands going up there.
And then one young lady asked if she could go under the hood and check for herself.
And she went, she went under and like put the like skirt or the
okay, put the kilt like over her head.
And that was weird for me because normally, normally if somebody, you know, does something
with my I can see it because normally it's them pulling things out.
And it was weird like going under the hood and not seeing anything.
And all of a sudden feeling it.
Huh?
But feeling it.
Yeah.
Wow. And she didn't like lick it directly, but she like went around the world like all
like everywhere down there, but my actual pain is and I was pretty fun.
It was cool.
And then, um, yeah, there was a, where do you want to go from this?
I'm getting distracted.
You're driving this boat.
You're getting, you're like, I'm getting distracted.
I'm about to take off.
Where's my kilt?
I'm remembering all the things.
I want to, can I wear a kilt just more?
You can do whatever you want.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I have Irish in my blood.
I don't know if enough where I could like wear it like Monday through Friday, but maybe,
maybe I'm a weekend.
Maybe not at your job.
Maybe I'm a weekend kill wear.
Yeah.
Your job may, the guys on your job may have something to say about your kilt.
But one, one moment that kind of stands out is we do, we have a, we have some friends that we've,
they're good friends of ours that we met long time ago, a couple of years ago.
I don't know.
Is that a long time?
I feel like it's, I feel like it's been at least two years, right?
I feel like it.
Yeah.
So randomly, yeah, it's been like two years, two or more.
Yeah.
Randomly we were in, I don't know if we, I don't know, we were talking about this.
Did we tell this story?
Did we not tell this story?
We're not really sure if we get this story.
So really quick, we're going to go, we're going to go back about two years to the origin story.
I feel like we might have touched on this briefly, but we'll just kind of,
for those that maybe didn't hear, we'll just kind of touch it.
Yeah.
So quick brief one.
We were in Palm Springs.
We love Palm Springs.
If you don't listen to us, or if you haven't listened to us talk about Palm Springs before,
just know we love Palm Springs.
Anyway, so we were in Palm Springs.
This was when Palm Springs had a lifestyle club out there, which has been since then closed down.
We went this one weekend to Palm Springs to go to said club.
We had done EDR like multiple times and we went there.
It was like, okay, well we haven't been to this club in a while.
Like, so let's not do EDR because we know if we do EDR, we're going to stay at EDR and we won't go to this club.
So we're like, let's support the other lifestyle things in Palm Springs.
What's that place called?
I cannot think of it.
It starts with an H, I think.
Inferno.
Oh, Inferno.
I was thinking Hito.
It was Inferno.
Inferno.
No, I was thinking Hito.
I knew it was like hot, you know, like hot.
Anyway, my new Hito was into makeup.
Anyway, Inferno.
So anyway, we were, so our intentions were, so we stayed at a regular hotel where like our intentions are to do Inferno because we hadn't done it in a while.
And we wanted to support all the lifestyle things out there so that they would stay.
And we had in the past had a decent time at Inferno, not as fun as we have at EDR.
But anyway, so those are what we're going to do.
Well, we got to Inferno.
Hence why they're closed down now is shit was not going down.
Like I was in full, the theme was schoolgirl.
I was in full schoolgirl outfit.
It was like 10, 30, 11.
It was yeah, like 11 o'clock you walked in, you're like, there's literally like eight people in there, not couples, people.
And none of them are dressed up.
You were like, you're not gonna, like, you're gonna be uncomfortable because I was dressed up.
And it's not a vibe.
Like it's not.
None of those people were for us.
None of those people were a vibe.
So we were like, okay, well, anyway, hence it's shut down since then.
And if anybody opens a club back up in Palm Springs, we are more than down to like try it out and like
support it 1000%.
Like that's us.
Like we want to support all the things.
There is actually a new a new resort out there now.
So let's support it.
I mean, not right now because we got going on, but like at some point.
We're kind of lined up for the summer.
Yeah, we're summer.
It's actually in Desert Hot Springs.
I can't remember the name of it.
We'll mention it on the next one, but.
Well, we should try it before we mention it.
We can throw it out there.
Well, anyway, our stamp of approval.
So our intentions were to do such things.
Well, then that happened.
It was like, okay, well, our hotel was across the street.
So let's walk back.
Let's change.
Let's just go into Palm Springs.
Let's get out of our school.
We're off.
Yeah.
Let's not enter Palm Springs in our school.
We're off it.
That would be a thing.
So in general, though, like outside outside of lifestyle, we just love Palm Springs.
Like the vibe is great.
People are great.
Like we've just always had a good time there, regardless of lifestyle or not.
So we're like, let's reset our day.
Let's go.
Back to the Tiki bar.
Back to the Tiki bar that we just left.
We just left basically and try and figure out something to do.
The Tiki bar that's there, the bartender that's there.
We love her and she, we basically asked her like,
we're like, our night fell apart from what we were planning to do.
What can we do now?
And again, this is like 11 o'clock at night.
So it's like, what can we do now?
Like we want to salvage the basically the rest of our night.
She was like, oh, go to this karaoke bar.
It's like kind of divey and like, but it's super fun.
And you're not into karaoke very much.
But I love karaoke.
I mean, I just love watching it.
I'm not like going to get up there and sing 99% of the time, but I love watching it.
It's good vibes.
Usually people play music that you know and sing along, whatever.
So we end up at that bar and I'm at the bar getting us drinks.
And this guy comes up to me and he's talking about my tattoos and
kind of like giving a flirty vibe, not like aggressively hitting on me,
but like giving that like vibe, like I,
A little subtle.
Yeah, subtle.
Like I think you're attractive, whatever.
Not over a creep.
Yeah.
So then we get our drinks and I sit down and then I realized he's sitting at a table with
a bunch of women and I couldn't really figure out the dynamic.
And then like towards the end of the night, he's like,
like introducing me to his wife.
And then we're like, okay.
We ended up being like the last two couples in the bar.
We were the last people there.
We totally vibe.
We were having like great time drinking.
Again, this is just at a normal karaoke bar.
So then they told us they're from a city, which is like 15 minutes from us.
So close to us.
And we're like, oh, that's so cool.
Like, so we're just thinking like friends.
Then I say something about group chats.
Yeah, group texts.
And she asked me if we were Pauly and I was like, no, but I think you said we're in the
lifestyle or something.
I said, we're just regular swingers.
Yeah.
And she was like, oh my God, we are too.
So anyway, so random that we met them.
So anyway, so since then we've been friends.
Like since that day we've been friends.
Like we've hung out vanilla, not like vanilla, not vanilla, like done all the things.
Had great times together, but like we never actually hooked up.
Yeah, outside of like always been like we've kissed.
Yeah.
But nothing like nothing else.
So that leads us to this night where.
Which they've come to these parties before.
Yeah.
And it's it's kind of it's always maintained.
I don't want to use the front the term friend zone, but it was kind of felt like we developed
such a friendship that it was like, how do we back out of this or how do we.
Yeah.
It would have been easy that night if something happened and then you go from there, but it
was just it was a slightly different.
So yeah, because that night that night.
Okay.
So that night they said, oh yeah, we are too, but it was like at that point it was like.
It was like 2am.
It was so fucking late.
We're all going back home the next day.
Like they I don't even think they had a hotel that night.
They were like trying to find one, but we were staying on the same hotel.
We were on, no, we weren't staying on resort.
They were on resort, but they were leaving.
I don't know.
It was like a whole, I think they were going home.
We did exchanged a booby picks that night.
Well, him and I.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
We were.
So anyway, it was just like it didn't, we didn't like hook up that night.
And so I think that kind of, not that it said the tone because we were exactly exactly
like exchanging like shower picks and doing all the things that same night.
I do recall that, but it was just like then it just kind of became like, again,
we did vanilla stuff together.
We did.
So it was just like the things just got like mixed and not,
they're a very attractive couple.
Like it was just like everything.
I don't know.
It just never.
Yeah.
Never really turned into much more.
Not that we didn't want to.
It just we're not pushy.
Yeah.
So if, if, if things aren't kind of naturally happening,
like natural happen, we just kind of go with the flow and we're happy for our friendship.
If that's all it is great.
Yeah.
However, however the kilts have the magic of this particular night.
I went to the bathroom.
I was in one of the back bedrooms and she was back there.
And I, you know, we were just kissing a little bit and then I had my kilts on the magical kilts.
Magical kilts.
And I think, I think I said something to the effect of, you know what,
you've never grabbed my dick before.
She's like, I have.
And I go, now's a great time.
Something to that effect.
You know what, sometimes you just have to push that gas pedal down and she reached down and
she grabbed it.
She's like, Oh, you have a nice dick.
I was like, well, thank you very much.
It appreciates it.
And then it kind of was left at that.
Nothing was, nothing more happened back there.
And then shortly thereafter we walked back out to where the bar area was and he was also wearing
a kilt because his heritage, I guess, is deeply within the Irish or Scottish or something like that.
So he wears a kilt more often than he actually owns a nice kilt.
Yeah.
He's killing.
He doesn't get his kilt from Amazon.
They do like Renaissance stuff and that whole thing is a whole thing.
So he doesn't do the Amazon kilt.
So anyway, so we're out there at the bar and I'm not sure.
I don't remember how it happened.
I don't remember.
I just, I remember.
I don't know if you said something like, Oh, she touched my dick.
And I was like, Oh.
Oh, that's probably what it was.
As I said, I probably said, I probably said your wife, you know, touched my dick back there and,
you know, fair play.
Yeah, something of that.
And then to that effect.
Yeah.
And the next thing you know, you were down on your knees and I was holding up the kilt.
Teamwork, baby.
Teamwork makes a dream work.
High five.
And after that was done, I'm pretty sure he said something about your technique was.
Yeah.
He said, so the best compliment I think I can get and I've gotten it from three guys is that
saying like your blowjob technique is very close to my wife's technique.
Like to, I mean, obviously a guy and I mean, I will never exceed a wife, right?
Because you've got that connection.
But like to say I'm very close, like that's like the biggest compliment to me because I'm like,
okay, like clearly I'm doing something right because I mean, you married the woman who I'm
who I'm apparently close to so but yeah, so but you actually got two.
So this particular couple happened to be traveling with a unicorn that night
and they were sitting down over by the wall and I walked over, I was talking to them
and again, the kilt, the kilt.
It was easy access.
I don't, I don't, I don't know.
I can't remember the magic words I used but my kilt was pulled up and I might have pulled it up.
I might have done that.
I might have been me.
And the, and the misses we're talking about, she proceeded to have a good time.
I had a great time and then she passed me along to her friend as well.
And that is where the double blowjob of the night happened.
Did you eat, they both did it at the same time.
I was kind of like, yeah, I saw you pop your head around.
There was like a titty showing contest and yeah, they were, they were sharing the,
sharing the ice cream.
They were passing it back and forth.
They both same time.
It was fantastic and yeah, she's got great technique like you.
So, you know, that, that's why you, that's why you guys are married for such a long time.
You know, the blowjob technique, blowjob technique.
So we've, we've crossed a border, I feel like.
Yeah.
So, we'll see.
Yeah.
I, I definitely can see, I feel a lot more looser about the situation.
Yeah.
And I, I can definitely see.
Well, it's kind of weird because we knew, we knew we thought they were attracted.
And like we knew we could go there.
Yeah.
But then it's like, then you start to wonder is the reason why we've never like hooked up
because they don't find us attractive.
Exactly.
You're like.
Or.
And you don't, you don't want to get outright rejected.
Yeah.
So you just, we just played it cool.
But we always just play it cool.
Exactly.
So, we, we, I know we have probably some friends that are into us and they've,
they wanted to and they've probably just given up by this point.
Because.
They're like these fuckers.
You know, like, like I've said before, we're, we're more about the hang than the bang.
The bangs are fun.
But ultimately.
A lot of fun.
What's that?
A lot of fun.
Yeah.
But we're just like, we're just more about like the friendships and the hanging out and
the, just the whatever happens happens.
Yeah.
We don't go into situations.
With expectations.
Which is, I know where the fuck it list is going to be so weird for you.
Yeah.
But I think that the, like the thing about the Dan and Lacey, we're talking about the
fuck it list is, is there, she is, she's an introvert.
So he is very much an extrovert, but they do find themselves when they're in a group of
people that they don't necessarily know, they tend to pull back.
Extrovert themselves.
Yeah.
So it's kind of, it's more, more or less of a.
Him pushing her.
Him pushing her, but it's, it's not, I don't, I don't like the word pushing.
Yeah.
But like, guiding or whatever, but I'm more saying like it, it makes you get out of your
bubble.
Yeah.
And we are going to do that at one of the parties we went to, but then we ended up having
like four couple friends show up.
So we didn't really get to, to do that so much.
Remember the swimming hearts party?
Oh yeah.
We didn't have a fuck it list, but I wanted to.
I was like, we had a fuck it list.
So I was like, what?
Hey, I was not aware of such things.
Yeah, we didn't check anything off that list.
Now I wanted to, you know, outstretch and then, you know, just get out of our own bubble because
we're very extroverted, but in where what's the word omniverts where we're very introverted,
but we can also be extremely extroverted, but it's, it's, it takes a second.
Well, it's limited to.
Yeah.
It's limited and it exhausts the fuck out of me.
Exhaust the fuck out of me too.
But the thing is, is that I think you're keep looking at the time.
No, I'm just making sure the mic is still working.
It's my time.
We're getting really close.
By being cut.
You know how comedians they have.
You're not a comedian, but like they have like lights flashed.
If it flashes twice, that means 20 minutes.
One flash means 10 and then like, they'll give you a five minute.
I want to install the light in the studio here and then be like,
chink, you got five minutes or rabbit up.
You could spin the foosball table one time.
I'm just, I think when we came in here, I said, I'm just stirring it up.
Your guys butts and he was like, what?
I was like, the foosball table.
We have a foosball table in the studio, but it's like, it's kind of tucked up in the courts.
That's what.
That's the butt.
That's the foosball.
Anyways, see now you're taking us to an hour.
Where were we?
Oh, the fuck it.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
So I think we're doing said fuck it less.
How are omnivores?
No, not omnivores.
Not omnivores.
Dinosaurs.
Tyrannosaurus.
I'm a wapisaurus.
You're a wapisaurus.
You're dead.
All right.
So anyways, but the point of the fuck it lists is not necessarily to have this like,
what the fuck you like?
For once in my life, I was getting hot.
So I was lucky to see it.
Yeah, it is hot.
I was lucky to see if the fan was on.
I don't know if you guys noticed, but the first five minutes of the podcast,
there's probably like a low hum in the background.
That's because our AC was on and it's vibrating through my countertop to the microphones.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, so you turned it off?
I turned it off.
So anyways, I did not notice and I don't think anybody else did.
I think I needed.
It's just you.
No, no, no, you can definitely hear it on the playback.
I've had to fix it before.
So I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to get,
they have these shock absorbers where the microphone sits in like a spring.
It's fine.
No, it's not.
I've listened to so many podcasts.
I have not done shit.
I actually haven't.
But anyway, I want to be able, as we get into summer, it's going to get fucking hot.
So I'm going to get the shock absorbers that hold the microphone.
Do the podcast naked.
We can do that too.
I just took my sweatshirt off with my sweaty balls.
Which is a big step for me.
It is.
What the fuck?
We're being omnivorous.
You're omnivorous.
So we have like two, we have two big events coming up.
We have Memorial Day weekend where they're Friday to Monday at EDR Resort in Palm Springs.
And then we're also doing Plush Parties is a big organization on the West Coast.
And they throw parties everywhere.
But anyways, they're doing a thing this year called Dirty Vegas.
I don't think they do it every year.
I said this year.
It sounded okay.
Only this year.
I know it's that's what it sounded like.
It's not that way.
I thought it was like an every day thing.
I said they're doing a thing this year.
My God.
Sorry.
No more wine for you.
Anyways, we're going to their yearly Dirty Vegas.
Their annual.
My God.
In Vegas, Dirty Vegas, it's June 21st or something like that.
I don't know.
I'll check it out.
But we're going to be going to these events and where it's like, it's like three days straight.
So I think those events would be kind of fun because we're going to be out of our area
where we're going to know a couple of people.
Yeah.
But I think having something like a fucking list would make us kind of step out of our bubble.
And yeah.
So I mean, when I say fucking list, I mean Memorial Day though is not really there because
we're going to, there's so many people going that we know it's going to be like a less party.
Pretty much.
I mean, and then extra people.
Pretty much.
But we'll see.
We'll see.
Our friend is doing their birthday.
One day.
Yeah.
And then we have a triple.
What's that?
He's going to get a triple blow job.
Motherfucker.
I want a triple.
So that's that's all my my fucking list is I want a triple blow job to completion.
I want to share with everybody.
I'm going to I want to be like, I don't know about to come.
I want to be a yard sprinkler.
I want to go.
That is a fucking lot.
It is.
That's what she said.
So moving forward, moving on.
I'm I think at the less party, I'm just going to at the less party.
I'm going to just make that happen this time.
The wind coming up.
Yeah.
As long as your balls aren't too sweaty from the leather.
No, they won't be.
I'll make sure I clean them.
What a roll.
Worst case scenario.
I can wipe them down.
So anyways, once again, guys, we are the sweet side of life podcast.
Thank you guys for hanging out with us.
April 27th.
Banana cream pie.
Yes, Carlos.
Don't forget banana cream pie.
And April 27th, Saturday, we're going to be at the DTF Lust Party.
Leather and lace.
Yup.
And we're going to be at the DTF Lust Party.
And lace.
And we will be doing the podcast live from there.
We might even do some live TikToks.
You can find us on TikTok if you just search up sweet side of life podcast.
We finally cracked the magical number that we can go live.
We haven't done it yet.
So maybe this will be the first time from the party.
Oh, on TikTok?
Yeah.
That'll get us banned though, because people will be naked.
No, no, no, like just you and I.
Like we have to keep it early in the night.
I start off naked.
We can start off with our heads in the shot or feet.
I think we'll figure it out.
Our feet.
You're going to wear, you're going to be wearing a nice heel.
Foot finder.
A nice flat.
Foot finder.
Foot finder.com.
You still have that account?
Yeah.
By the way, one of your mini accounts out there, you can find us.
Ms. Emily Sweets, if you checked out on some of those other websites,
you can find us there.
But yeah, so, sweetsideoflifepodcast.com.
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If you don't like it, send it to us.
Keep it to yourself.
Keep it to yourself like your mama said.
And if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
All right, baby.
You want to do the outro?
When enjoying the Sweetsideoflife, keep your pineapples upside down.
Believe in unicorns and keep shaking it up.
Love you, baby.
Love you too.
Bye.