1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,280 The podcast you're about to listen to is for adults only. 2 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:13,160 Anyone under 18, please turn on KidsBop right now. 3 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:17,160 Any opinions or advice that we give on this show should not be taken too seriously, as 4 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:19,440 we are not professionals at all. 5 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:24,120 With that being said, make yourself a drink and join us on our journey as a married couple 6 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:31,120 and join the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California. 7 00:00:54,120 --> 00:01:07,400 In fact, I can promise I will. 8 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:11,680 All I said was don't embarrass me and that laughter is the answer. 9 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:18,600 So anyways, welcome back everybody. 10 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,560 Welcome to the party. 11 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:28,360 We are the Sweet Side of Life podcast all the way from Southern California. 12 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,200 So Cal. 13 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,200 So Cali. 14 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,200 Cali from the south. 15 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,200 California. 16 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,200 California love. 17 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:41,120 Do do do do do do do do do do. 18 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:46,000 We're gonna have to, oh what? 19 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:52,080 We were just thinking we're gonna have to pay like royalties or something with how 20 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,680 close our rendition was. 21 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,960 It was so good. 22 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:00,880 They're like, I'm pretty sure that was Dr. Dre up here and live on their podcast. 23 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:02,920 That's exactly what it was. 24 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,920 All the people out there are so confused right now. 25 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:06,920 But if it was Dr. Dre we'd have to pay royalties right? 26 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:07,920 Because that's him. 27 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:08,920 It's Dr. Dre and Tupac. 28 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,920 Yeah, so we wouldn't have to pay royalties. 29 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:12,920 It was actually Dr. Dre. 30 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,920 You exhaust me. 31 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:15,920 Yeah. 32 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:16,920 I'm not gonna do that. 33 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,600 Anyways, can we just do this and get it over with? 34 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:19,600 I gotta go to bed. 35 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,160 It exhausts me. 36 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:26,920 So anyways, we are the Sweet Side of Life podcast and we are recording this late at 37 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:27,920 night. 38 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:29,080 It's not that late. 39 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,840 It's very late here. 40 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,800 It's a weekday and I am tired. 41 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,320 It's thirsty Thursday. 42 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,480 It's thirsty Thursday. 43 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:37,480 Thirsty Thursday. 44 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:38,480 Yeah. 45 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:41,280 Thirsty Thursday. 46 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,800 And yeah, so let's just. 47 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:44,800 You're tired? 48 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,000 Of course I'm fucking tired. 49 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:55,800 Anyway, so we're gonna start tonight off with our drinking segment because that's what 50 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,800 we do. 51 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:57,800 That's what we do. 52 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:58,800 That's Thursday. 53 00:02:58,800 --> 00:02:59,800 Thirsty Thursday. 54 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:02,560 So what are we drinking tonight? 55 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:03,560 First. 56 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,560 Cheers. 57 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,560 Cheers. 58 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,560 We almost broke the glass. 59 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,560 Did we though? 60 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:08,560 Yeah. 61 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:09,560 Take a sip. 62 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:17,800 All right, let's start with you. 63 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:18,800 What do you have in my ross? 64 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:22,320 Mine doesn't really require that. 65 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,960 Well here's the, let's go behind the curtain really quick. 66 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:26,960 What? 67 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:31,520 Your ah has been the same noise you've been making for the last like two hours because 68 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:34,440 you've had the same bottle of wine you're drinking. 69 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:35,440 Spoiler alert. 70 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,440 It's nothing new. 71 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,440 Spoiler alert. 72 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:38,640 It's nothing new. 73 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:39,640 So you can't go ah. 74 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,040 I can. 75 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,000 And what makes wine go ah. 76 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 It tastes different. 77 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,280 All right, so what do you have? 78 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:53,960 So out of character for me because I rarely, rarely drink red wine, but I'm in the red, 79 00:03:53,960 --> 00:04:01,200 red wine. 80 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,200 Stay close to me. 81 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,200 What did I say? 82 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,200 What did I say earlier? 83 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,200 Don't embarrass me. 84 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,200 Do not embarrass me tonight. 85 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,200 Don't embarrass you. 86 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:12,560 All right, ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens when you ah. 87 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:13,960 Don't drink red wine and then you drink red wine. 88 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:17,600 And then you finish red wine that was left over at your house from a previous party. 89 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,040 Yeah, but it wasn't even finished. 90 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,240 It was literally the whole bottle. 91 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,480 I drank the whole bottle. 92 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:26,640 Yeah, I think the, I think the original owner did a proper pour of wine, which is like. 93 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:27,760 No, I don't think she did. 94 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:28,760 She drank your. 95 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:29,760 She cracked it and she didn't. 96 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:30,760 She cracked it. 97 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:31,760 Somebody popped it. 98 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:32,760 Oh. 99 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:33,760 But I think she popped it so people would drink it. 100 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:40,360 So people would drink it, but then she moved herself on to my liquor drinks. 101 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,840 She said, fuck this wine. 102 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:42,840 Exactly. 103 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:44,920 She's like, I got plenty of this at home. 104 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,080 I'm drinking what you guys got here at the bar. 105 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,520 So it was a whole ass bottle of wine. 106 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:50,520 Yes. 107 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:57,960 And I don't normally do the red wine thing, but if we do wine, we typically do like white 108 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:58,960 sweets, mosquitoes. 109 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:03,720 I mean, if I'm wine tasting, I will drink whatever they give me. 110 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,720 Cause you'll. 111 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:05,720 I'll try all of them. 112 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:09,560 I'll try a or dying all of it. 113 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,800 But yeah, so I'm drinking red wine. 114 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:12,800 Yes. 115 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,280 And I'm at the end of the bottle. 116 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:18,440 And I'm not drinking it from the bottle, but I should be. 117 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:19,440 That would have been. 118 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,440 Quicker, more efficient. 119 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:25,720 Very, very, uh, who was the pirate? 120 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,520 Drawing a blank. 121 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:28,520 Johnny Depp of me. 122 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:31,080 Wasn't he rum? 123 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:34,760 I think pirates drink rum and I don't know wine from the bottle. 124 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:38,280 I'm not sure. 125 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:42,800 What year did they prefer when pirates existed? 126 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:46,360 Anyways, back up. 127 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:47,840 Let's get back to your WAP. 128 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:48,840 All right. 129 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:56,000 So my drink, my drink of the night, my drink of the night is a WAP, which for those that 130 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:01,280 are not super savvy, it's short for wet ass pussy. 131 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:06,200 But I think everybody who's listening, I would hope I don't know would know such things. 132 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,200 Sorry mom. 133 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:11,320 Not everybody knows what WAP means. 134 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,120 I fucking realize that. 135 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:15,440 So let's let's back. 136 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:19,520 Let's just back up just a little bit and just a couple little details. 137 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:23,120 So we had a, we had a party this past weekend. 138 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,280 It was a vanilla party. 139 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:29,840 A vanilla party and you had some friends of yours, which have some youngins. 140 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:30,840 Yeah. 141 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:37,920 So I have a friend who, who she's older than I am, but her child is, is young. 142 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,400 It's like 14 or something. 143 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,400 And in Hollywood. 144 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,400 No, she's younger than that. 145 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,400 Even a younger. 146 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,760 But she's doing the Hollywood thing, right? 147 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,920 So she's in all, doing all the shit in Hollywood, right? 148 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:52,320 So she's, so I mean, like you said, I, wait, what did you tell me? 149 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:53,320 I am disappointed. 150 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,840 I considered her a cool mom. 151 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,480 I thought she was a cool mom. 152 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,080 I mean, I got the mean girls. 153 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:04,240 I got the, I got the vibe that they were LS in my head. 154 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,600 I, I, you're not the only one cause I put this one. 155 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,960 It wouldn't surprise me one bit. 156 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:12,040 We had an, I had another friend who thought the same thing about them. 157 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:16,040 I, I, I'm not fully convinced that they aren't. 158 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:17,040 Yeah. 159 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:21,400 However, however, what it's about to come up did definitely. 160 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:27,480 So she, so she has a bunch of older kids and then they had like a one off like rando, very 161 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,480 young kids. 162 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:32,000 So all her kids are grown cause like I said, she's older than I am, but all her kids, so 163 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,840 all her kids are grown except for one. 164 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:36,440 She has one kid that's younger. 165 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:40,440 So, but who's doing, who's decided to do the whole Hollywood thing. 166 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:43,920 So she's all over tick talk, doing the Instagram. 167 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:48,960 Like, I mean, this girl posts every day her daughter, like doing all the things, right? 168 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,600 They're in YouTube videos. 169 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:51,880 Anyway, she's doing her thing. 170 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:54,360 She's fantastic. 171 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:58,040 And like you said, you consider her like a cool mom, all the stuff she's like involved 172 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,840 in with her daughter. 173 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:05,400 But like, so she came and she was like, Oh my God, I have to tell you about me hosting 174 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,000 my daughter's birthday party. 175 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,000 And I think it was like her 10th birthday party. 176 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:17,120 And she's like, I had, and another friend was there who has a daughter the same age 177 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,760 and she was at said birthday party. 178 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:23,480 So they're both telling me this story and she's like, I had, she wanted like a preppy 179 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:25,880 party, which now preppy means something different. 180 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:31,120 I mean, I'm not personally, I'm not in the loop, but like preppy now is like Cal, like 181 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:35,200 pink cowboy hats and like leper and that's preppy right now. 182 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,880 So which meant something different when I was kid. 183 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,520 But anyway, yes. 184 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:42,000 So she's having this preppy party and she's like, yeah. 185 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:48,360 And I don't remember how, but she, she got. 186 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:55,160 Somehow when she looked at preppy, WAP came up like in her search of like stuff. 187 00:08:55,160 --> 00:09:00,160 So she had, and she had no idea what WAP meant. 188 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:05,640 She thought it was just like, like whoop whoop, but like, what, what, like a wop, what, like 189 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,840 she, she had. 190 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:14,280 I was standing in the kitchen and I was over here in this and I'm like, am I hearing this 191 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:15,280 correctly? 192 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,600 She's yelling, I threw a WAP, what party? 193 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:23,400 So on, she said on like her, she had on her daughter's cup, she had a bunch of girls coming 194 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,640 over for a sleepover. 195 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:29,680 She had on her daughter's cup cake, WAP. 196 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:32,360 She had a big balloon arch. 197 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:35,520 So none of the parents of any of the kids came over. 198 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:36,520 That's the thing. 199 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,520 This is what happened. 200 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:43,120 So then, so like I said, she has, she has older, she has older kids, right? 201 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:47,440 So she has a bunch of older kids and then this one younger kid and this one younger kid, 202 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,760 they're still parenting cause she's still a child, right? 203 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,840 The older kids, they're, they're still living at home, but they're adult, like they're 204 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,400 drinking age adults. 205 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:59,800 So her older daughter gets, so she has a balloon, side infant, she has a balloon arch with like 206 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,400 big like letters WAP. 207 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:03,400 Like, 208 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,400 Does she still have those? 209 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,400 I want to use them for a future party. 210 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:07,400 I know. 211 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,840 So she, so she has all this shit, right? 212 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:16,400 So her, what are her older daughters comes home and is like, mom, what are you doing here? 213 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,800 Why are you throwing a WAP party? 214 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,320 Why are you throwing a WAP party? 215 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,920 And she's like, like, WAP, WAP. 216 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:29,720 And like, her daughter's like, no, that's absolutely not what it means. 217 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:32,240 And then her daughter told her what it was. 218 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:39,240 So like before all the kids get there, she's like tearing down, like taking it off the cupcakes, 219 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,240 like tearing. 220 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:45,280 Meanwhile, she has like, they're telling, they're telling me this story about how she's 221 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:50,600 still had some leopard stuff with like, just weird, like, 222 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,920 She had leopard stuff at the WAP party. 223 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:53,920 Yes. 224 00:10:53,920 --> 00:11:02,320 Because it was, because it was preppy, which preppy now is like leopard and like, 225 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,320 What? 226 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,320 I don't know. 227 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,320 I mean, I, 228 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:06,320 All right, I can't. 229 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:11,760 I'm not that, I'm not that young, but I've also not removed her from my list of cool parents. 230 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:12,760 Right. 231 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:13,760 I'm not too old to know. 232 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:14,920 So they're just telling me this. 233 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:18,600 I think they're just like, I'm literally dying in my kitchen. 234 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,320 Like, what the fuck? 235 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:26,160 Like, how do you throw your 10 year old basically a WAP preppy party? 236 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,640 Like, I don't get it. 237 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:33,000 But anyway, so anyone listening, WAP means a wet as pussy. 238 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:38,960 Do not put that on your cupcakes for a child's birthday party or in your balloon arch. 239 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:39,960 You are welcome. 240 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,040 That is your advice for the night. 241 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,040 Parenting tip of the night. 242 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,840 Parenting advice of the night. 243 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:45,840 Yeah. 244 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,440 So anyway, you're drinking a WAP drink. 245 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:55,520 I am drinking a WAP drink, which is appropriate for a adult podcast. 246 00:11:55,520 --> 00:12:00,040 Basically what a WAP is, it's actually very similar to a sex on the beach. 247 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,040 Which makes sense. 248 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:04,600 So what I suppose he should exactly, it's not going to be that far off. 249 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:13,080 So it's it's vodka, peach schnapps, pineapple juice and cranberry juice. 250 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,760 Cron butter. 251 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:15,760 It's not my favorite. 252 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,360 No, you made a face. 253 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:25,480 I am a fan of WAP, but this it's it's not my favorite drink in the world. 254 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:26,960 It's not going to end up on my. 255 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,240 I don't I'm not going to drink it all because I'm drinking. 256 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,240 You want to taste my WAP? 257 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,360 Yeah, I'm tasting your WAP. 258 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,280 Take a big chug of my WAP. 259 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,280 Role play. 260 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,920 A switcheroo on the rolls. 261 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,560 Drink my WAP. 262 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,040 I taste. 263 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,040 Oh yeah. 264 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,040 There's a lot of peach. 265 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,040 Do you want to know? 266 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,040 Yeah. 267 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:48,080 I made the peach per the recipe, which they called for an ounce of peach. 268 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,520 It gives like a weird aftertaste. 269 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,520 It's almost medicine. 270 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,160 Yeah, I agree. 271 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:57,360 It needs you want to it needs sweet and sour. 272 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,200 And then it would be a different drink. 273 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,200 It changes. 274 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,920 Yeah, it's not good. 275 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:02,920 Yeah. 276 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:07,400 So anyways, lesson of the night. 277 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,840 Don't don't throw your kid up. 278 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:10,840 Yeah. 279 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,200 Don't throw your two lessons tonight. 280 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:16,040 Do not throw your child a WAP party. 281 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:21,360 If you're going to have WAP, don't do it in the drink form. 282 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,240 Just have WAP. 283 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,240 Thank you. 284 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:32,200 I feel like a PSA. 285 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,200 It's 10 p.m. 286 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,200 Where are your kids at? 287 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,200 Do you know where your WAP is? 288 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:39,520 Do you know where your WAP is? 289 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:43,600 Before we get into the primary topics of tonight. 290 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,680 So I'm dead. 291 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:46,680 Okay. 292 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:47,680 I have my life. 293 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:48,680 You're done. 294 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:49,680 I'm done. 295 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:50,680 Thanks. 296 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:57,120 So there's another there's a podcast I listened to called the Swinger's Couch podcast and 297 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:01,040 they're very similar to us and it's just kind of a loose format. 298 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,240 A lot of a lot of laughs. 299 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,760 You know, we really don't like give a fuck. 300 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,040 We just have a good time with it. 301 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:15,600 And on their latest episode, they were talking and Carlos, the male host, was talking about 302 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,520 another podcast that he listens to. 303 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:24,160 He didn't say it by name, but it sounded very much like he might have been listening to 304 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,560 our podcast. 305 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:30,080 So just the way he was describing it like this, here's the thing. 306 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:33,240 I guess if he wasn't talking about our podcast, he won't hear this, right? 307 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,240 He wouldn't. 308 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,920 So it's because he wasn't listening to us. 309 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:36,920 Right? 310 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:37,920 So it doesn't matter. 311 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:44,040 But let me just say how I need to set the stage because I'm not an avid podcast listener, 312 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:49,160 but you called me and you were like, babe, there's this podcast. 313 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:53,600 And we had actually talked about them because you told me that she laughs a lot and they 314 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,920 talked about how they have to edit it because some people said shit. 315 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:59,920 And I said, honestly, if people said shit, I'm like, that's when you know you've made 316 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:04,920 it because nobody gives a shit about what I'm doing until you had a whole thing until 317 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:05,920 I'm doing too much. 318 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,640 Haters, haters, something. 319 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,440 Haters gonna hate and I don't know what I said. 320 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,800 Haters hate us because they can't be us. 321 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:16,240 Haters hate us because they hate us because they ain't us. 322 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,000 There you go. 323 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,760 In reference to kind of like them, just like, you know, if people are gonna bitch about stuff. 324 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:25,280 Yeah, it's like, if they're gonna bitch about something, A, stop listening to me. 325 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,920 If you don't like the way I laugh or you don't like whatever I have to say, all you have 326 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,680 to do is press stop. 327 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,680 That's pretty hard though. 328 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,680 Press fucking stop. 329 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:36,480 But also anyways, if enough people are listening to me that people are gonna bitch about it, 330 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,120 I'm like, fuck yeah, I made it. 331 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,120 I made it bitch. 332 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,560 But anyway, so we were kind of talking about that. 333 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,560 How do you make it in podcasts? 334 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:44,560 I don't know. 335 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,200 Unless you're fucking Joe Rogan. 336 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,200 Let's go. 337 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:51,080 Anyway, we're quite a ways behind him. 338 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,560 I think everybody has quite a ways. 339 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,520 But anyways, so yeah, we were talking about. 340 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,520 You digress. 341 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,520 Yes, we digress. 342 00:15:56,520 --> 00:16:00,960 So we had to kind of talk about them on our podcast because you had two episodes ago, 343 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,960 I think. 344 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:02,960 I did read on that. 345 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,840 I think it was last one, but you said it was two ago. 346 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:10,280 Anyway, we had talked about it and then you called me and you're like, babe, I think they 347 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:14,000 mentioned us, but without mentioning us, I think he listens to us because he's an ad 348 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,800 vid podcast listener like you are. 349 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:21,440 So I think you're like, I think he listened to us and mentioned us without mentioning 350 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,440 us. 351 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,800 It was just too, so many details matched. 352 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:29,840 I listened to so many podcasts and the way he was describing it. 353 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:30,840 Your imitation of me is awesome. 354 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,040 I listened to so many podcasts. 355 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:39,320 So then I had to finish it because then, so then I'm like getting into the shower and 356 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:43,760 I'm like in the shower and you like get into the shower fully clothed. 357 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,480 We have a huge walk in the shower. 358 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,320 What is this guy doing? 359 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:53,280 So I'm in there showering and you like, you have your phone and you're like, first I see 360 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:57,040 you on the bed, like with your phone and like, whatever, that doesn't, it's like, whatever, 361 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,040 right? 362 00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,040 I'm getting the show. 363 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,040 I'm doing my own thing. 364 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,960 I'm getting my phone into the shower, fully clothed. 365 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,840 I'm like, what is he doing? 366 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:08,040 I did it just because I knew you would be like, what the fuck is going on? 367 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,040 Exactly. 368 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,040 I was like, what is he doing? 369 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:13,040 So then you're like, listen and you're like, so we're listening to it. 370 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,040 I played back. 371 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,040 Yeah. 372 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,040 So then you played back this section. 373 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,520 I think that's what obviously what you're doing on the bed is finding the point in the 374 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,520 podcast. 375 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,520 Yeah. 376 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,320 And then you play it and I'm like, that could totally be us. 377 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,320 I could. 378 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,320 I could be us. 379 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,160 So here's what we're going to do. 380 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:32,200 He had said in that podcast that he wanted to contact whoever that podcast was and have 381 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,200 them on. 382 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,040 We'd be totally down to do that. 383 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:41,520 And actually you had said, Carlos, if you're listening, you had said, let me make me make 384 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,000 a proposition. 385 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:47,000 You had said a couple of episodes back that you were interested in, you know, kind of 386 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,080 like helping up new, new up and come in podcasts. 387 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:53,960 And at that point I was like, oh yeah, we need to contact them and, you know, do it. 388 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:59,960 And then you guys, I think if you're listening, clearly, if this is us. 389 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:03,880 Yeah, we'd be totally down to do something like that. 390 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:07,320 And we're not in Florida now, but I'm actually from Florida. 391 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,680 So from where you guys are, you're stomping ground. 392 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:13,600 However, here's what we're going to do. 393 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,480 Do you want to play a game? 394 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,000 Okay, weirdo. 395 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:23,920 So one thing I like to do at all the parties we go to is. 396 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:29,840 On the party wall, I always write the secret word of the night. 397 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:35,200 The secret word is phrase is some random word and you get a free hug. 398 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:39,280 So it's kind of like our way of like creating my way. 399 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:43,280 Because people come up to me and say random shit and I'm like, what? 400 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:47,040 But it's my way of putting in like an icebreaker. 401 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:51,440 So if there's like a new couple that doesn't know anybody or. 402 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,440 Watermelon Sorbet. 403 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:57,840 A new couple that wants to meet us but doesn't know how to come up and talk, whatever it is. 404 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:04,320 I create this weird kind of way of them coming up and sweaty Bojangles and I get to a free hug. 405 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,480 And then it creates conversation. 406 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,840 So that I just look at people like they're fucking nuts. 407 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,880 I'm like, what? 408 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:14,640 So the word for I think the first one was moist. 409 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,960 And they think I know that's the worst part. 410 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:17,920 They think I know. 411 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:22,720 I didn't tell you the first time when I think it was moist and people were coming up and whispering moist. 412 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,920 I didn't tell you the first time. 413 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,960 And one time it was like watermelon sorbet or something and I'm like. 414 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,000 Something. 415 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,520 What? 416 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,480 Whatever. 417 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,280 It worked. 418 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,080 Out of context. 419 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,680 So here's what we're going to do. 420 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,280 Mr. Carlos. 421 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,080 If you're listening. 422 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,120 Carlos Santana. 423 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,080 Carlos. 424 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,280 Tom Tom Tom. 425 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,680 Tom Tom Tom. 426 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,120 Carlos Santana. 427 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,240 Anyways. 428 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:51,120 Oh, so your mission if you choose to accept. 429 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,560 If you choose to listen to our podcast. 430 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,880 In your next couple of episodes. 431 00:19:54,880 --> 00:20:01,200 I need you to drop the word banana cream pie. 432 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,680 Somehow some way. 433 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,240 Non suspiciously. 434 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:10,000 Just drop it naturally within the podcast and then I'll know. 435 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,120 You are indeed. 436 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,720 We're just naturally saying. 437 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,840 Talking about us. 438 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:14,400 Yes. 439 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,920 I mean, I think everybody uses. 440 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,920 He could also just email us. 441 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:18,560 No. 442 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:19,200 At. 443 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,000 It's so. 444 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,480 You can email us. 445 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,520 Sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com. 446 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:29,200 However, I so would prefer a banana cream pie. 447 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,160 Jesus. 448 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,120 It's a little. 449 00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,120 So bad. 450 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,480 I think it'd be fucking hilarious. 451 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,080 Well, because cream pie. 452 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,360 I know what cream pie is. 453 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,000 Oh, geez. 454 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 They do a thing called word of the day. 455 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,880 So, or I mean word of the week. 456 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:46,080 So if you guys haven't done banana cream pie yet. 457 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,040 I don't know what it means. 458 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,120 But I could give you a pretty good meaning. 459 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,400 So next week. 460 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,080 Anyways, drop that word. 461 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:52,560 Oh, yeah. 462 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,360 And I'll know for sure that it was us you were talking about. 463 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,600 Banana is dick. 464 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,480 Cream pie is. 465 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,400 Banana is dick. 466 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,400 Give me that dick. 467 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,920 Give me that dick. 468 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:08,640 No. 469 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,240 Anyway, so that's your mission. 470 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:11,920 Choose to accept it. 471 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,320 It's not supposed to explode unless they don't. 472 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,360 Oh, wait, when the mission. 473 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,080 I don't remember. 474 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:18,880 I don't know. 475 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,040 It's after you accept it and you read the note it explodes. 476 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:21,440 Oh, yeah. 477 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,440 Because then you don't want other people to get the mission. 478 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,000 Exactly. 479 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:24,320 Nobody. 480 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:24,800 Okay, got it. 481 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:32,240 Anyways, so all right, we are now 22 minutes in. 482 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,400 You're like the timekeeper. 483 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,520 I am the timekeeper. 484 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:44,800 Their statistics show that the podcast has to be between 15 minutes and 45 minutes. 485 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:45,360 Really? 486 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:45,840 Yes. 487 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,600 Otherwise people won't listen to it. 488 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,880 People get bored and tune the fuck out if they haven't already. 489 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:51,840 I'm not boring. 490 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,120 You're boring. 491 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,000 Yeah. 492 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,040 I've already tuned out. 493 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,880 I turned my mic off 15 minutes ago. 494 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:03,120 But anyway, so we had a plan of action. 495 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:06,400 You could just pause it and then come back to it later. 496 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,760 Maybe that's what they do. 497 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,320 Maybe really people only 15 minutes. 498 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,160 That's like nothing. 499 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,280 Can we move on, please? 500 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,160 Please, look at it. 501 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:22,640 See, you're the reason we end up with 55, 57 minute podcasts. 502 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:23,440 You're welcome. 503 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:29,440 Anyways, we had a course of action for tonight. 504 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,360 And then we had to switch it. 505 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,200 And we went off the rail. 506 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,960 Because this catarina was on live. 507 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,280 We went off the rail for a couple different reasons. 508 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:42,560 But there's a couple other things I need to discuss with you that are very serious. 509 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,360 Okay, let's discuss them. 510 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,600 Oh shit, you have not written down? 511 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,000 I have. 512 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:48,960 I have my notepad. 513 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,640 All I saw on the notepad was you added a line or something. 514 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,040 Okay, there's two things I added. 515 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:57,920 I have my own list. 516 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,000 So I like to surprise you. 517 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,800 There we go. 518 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,320 So I don't know if you were aware. 519 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:03,760 I'm not. 520 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:08,080 But April 18th, 2024. 521 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,080 Which has today. 522 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,400 Is official anal sex. 523 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,200 Yeah, I saw that. 524 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:13,840 Yes. 525 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:14,880 I was hoping you didn't. 526 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,000 I did. 527 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,160 I was actually irritated at the person who posted that. 528 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:20,720 I posted it. 529 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,040 They are dead to me now. 530 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:23,520 So. 531 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,280 I'll have to go back and look and see who that is. 532 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,720 So was that going to happen tonight? 533 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:26,960 No. 534 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:31,120 Cross reference their snap name with their real name. 535 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:32,560 And then murder them. 536 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,080 You realize this is on the internet. 537 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:36,800 It's not going away. 538 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,800 You literally have premeditated murder right now. 539 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:41,440 Yeah. 540 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,320 All right. 541 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,840 So I just wanted to get that out of the way. 542 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:44,400 I just want to make sure. 543 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,920 Hey, it goes both ways. 544 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,880 I could stick it in you. 545 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,600 I don't think that's how. 546 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,800 Like a Peggy tonight. 547 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:51,040 No. 548 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,640 Here's the here's the other thing that's on my list. 549 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,680 I have my new vibrator. 550 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:55,600 Peggy. 551 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,880 No, you know, it's not a vibrator. 552 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,240 That is like a. 553 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,760 That's actually a tiny little thing. 554 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:02,560 Yeah, we'll say. 555 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,600 You'd barely feel it. 556 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,280 That was that's not. 557 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,560 Just arch your back a bit. 558 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:11,680 You'll be fine. 559 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,440 What's the turn your what's it? 560 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,680 Put your back into it. 561 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:18,640 Anyways. 562 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,200 I'm dead. 563 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:24,000 So. 564 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,160 So one of the other things I wanted to discuss really quick. 565 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:29,920 Is I know. 566 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,040 I took a turn. 567 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:31,520 I did. 568 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:36,880 Are you done snorting over there? 569 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:40,960 Continue. 570 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,480 So something that we've talked about. 571 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,560 We've talked about the term fuck it list before. 572 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,160 Yeah. 573 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:50,400 Yeah. 574 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,080 Fuck it list is bucket list, whatever. 575 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,160 And I know we've discussed this before. 576 00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:02,240 There's there's another podcast called shit. 577 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:03,920 God shit. 578 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,120 Yes. 579 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,400 Okay. 580 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:06,800 Oh my god. 581 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:07,360 Hold on. 582 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,280 You talk talk to the people really quick. 583 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,560 Talk to the people. 584 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,640 I'm going to have a drink of my wine. 585 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:13,520 Mm hmm. 586 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:14,160 Mm hmm. 587 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,120 Mm hmm. 588 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,600 Um, shit. 589 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,480 What the fuck are they? 590 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:18,960 Oh my god. 591 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:19,200 I can't. 592 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,160 Well, maybe you should have written that down instead of anal day. 593 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,360 Hump day quickies. 594 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:24,000 Okay. 595 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,680 We've talked about them. 596 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:26,720 They're one of the top podcasts. 597 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,080 Well, that's the name of the podcast. 598 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:28,720 Yes. 599 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:34,320 They were going to an event like a long weekend event. 600 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:34,720 Mm hmm. 601 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:38,880 And he created a fuck it list for her. 602 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:43,360 So it was like a like a list of like it was like a to do list of things to try. 603 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:43,760 Jesus. 604 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:44,720 At this thing. 605 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,680 His his list was very ambitious. 606 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,320 Yeah. 607 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:53,120 And it only imagined it was it was intense and there was like a point right 608 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,720 and system if I recall correctly. 609 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:55,360 Oh my god. 610 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:56,240 However. 611 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,600 Like a scavenger hunt? 612 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,080 Yeah. 613 00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:58,880 More or less. 614 00:25:58,880 --> 00:25:59,520 Jesus. 615 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:03,360 And it I like the idea, but it was a lot. 616 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,560 That sounds terrifying. 617 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,280 It was a lot. 618 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,240 Your imagination. 619 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:12,080 But Dan and Lacey with the Swing Nation released a podcast either today or yesterday. 620 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,400 And they're going on a bliss cruise. 621 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,520 I think today. 622 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,200 No, maybe this weekend. 623 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:22,560 And they had a modified version of said list and only had like three out of 624 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,840 like three items. 625 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:24,560 Yeah. 626 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,080 Much more doable. 627 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:31,600 So I think for our intended for our next big events, we have two big events coming 628 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:31,680 up. 629 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,680 We might maybe try to figure out something like that. 630 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,280 I'm dropping this on you right now. 631 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:37,680 Just like. 632 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:38,240 Yeah. 633 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:42,080 So I think we should try to figure out something like that. 634 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,480 I have a heartburn just thinking about it. 635 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,080 Heartburn. 636 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,400 Pay some fucking times. 637 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:55,200 But anyways, so maybe for the next not for the next. 638 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,160 You're tired. 639 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:56,800 I'm tired. 640 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:01,440 So I kind of I kind of want to talk about that. 641 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,920 Let's maybe figure out some type of fucking list. 642 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,280 Oh, geez. 643 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:05,920 Exactly. 644 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,720 So that kind of ties in directly to anal day. 645 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:11,440 Yeah. 646 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,240 Yeah. 647 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:12,960 Yeah. 648 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:13,920 When you're getting pegged. 649 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:14,560 Mm hmm. 650 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,360 Let's see. 651 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,720 We also have Roger. 652 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:21,840 Who's right? 653 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:22,480 Oh no. 654 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,920 We already tried that with Roger. 655 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:24,160 Yeah. 656 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:25,520 Try again. 657 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,480 Roger was a bit too much. 658 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,720 Nothing like try and try and again. 659 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,520 Exactly. 660 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,520 If at first you don't succeed. 661 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,120 You and me try again. 662 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,640 I've tried a couple of times. 663 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:34,800 So. 664 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,400 Let's see you now. 665 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,800 I feel like I've tried more than you've tried. 666 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,160 Yeah. 667 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,160 Yeah. 668 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:42,720 Exactly. 669 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:43,840 Yeah. 670 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:46,480 Precisely. 671 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:53,120 So anyways, this is nowhere near the direction I thought tonight was going to take. 672 00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,320 Oh my God. 673 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:54,800 I had a whole. 674 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,200 I had a whole. 675 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,480 I had a smoker of like. 676 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,840 Give me another pack of Marlboro. 677 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,840 You sound like that the old lady from Los Simpsons. 678 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:05,760 Maj. 679 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,480 Give me another pack of Mentos. 680 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:23,360 Yes, but anyways, we were going to talk about a kind of crazy, not crazy, a funny little incident we had in LA a couple of weekends ago. 681 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,000 Yeah. 682 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,160 Nothing too insane, but it was just funny. 683 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:32,880 No, it's because I talked before about the fact that sometimes when we go out vanilla, like just weird shit happens. 684 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:33,120 Yes. 685 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:37,120 Or like some of our most wild nights or like. 686 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:40,160 And I guess wild because we didn't expect it or whatever. 687 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:40,720 Yeah. 688 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:41,360 So we'll see that. 689 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:41,520 Yeah. 690 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,480 Wild means different things on different nights. 691 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:45,040 Yeah. 692 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,280 Wild can mean like whatever. 693 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,600 Wild can mean a whole. 694 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,880 Home at 6 p.m. 695 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,440 Fucking dead to the world. 696 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,800 Like it can mean a lot. 697 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,440 Yeah. 698 00:28:55,440 --> 00:29:01,840 Which I don't think we're going to get there tonight, but that's okay because we have something else we're going to dive into a little bit. 699 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:02,400 Yeah. 700 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:02,640 No. 701 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,480 So we'll talk about LA next time. 702 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,920 Like I said earlier today. 703 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,920 I'm like LA will always be there, but it's because last time I feel like we do this a lot. 704 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:15,600 We like stop our podcast and I'm trying to talk about something, but you're like time is up. 705 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:15,840 Yeah. 706 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,440 It's like I'm on a fucking pay phone. 707 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,680 Please insert another quarter. 708 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,400 My quarter. 709 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,760 No, you're calling from prison. 710 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,360 I only have a certain amount of time with you. 711 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,000 Exactly. 712 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,800 No, I like to keep things nice and tidy. 713 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:31,440 Anyway. 714 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,640 And it's going to be tonight too. 715 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,400 We're not going to go over 50 minutes. 716 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:34,560 So. 717 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:35,040 So. 718 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,720 Then shush. 719 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,160 So I can talk. 720 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,920 I'm just like, sipping my wop. 721 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:41,920 So you can talk. 722 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:42,720 Get your wop. 723 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,640 Just get your wop. 724 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:53,120 Anyway, so we start talking about something I feel like on one and then you cut me off and you're like we're going to talk about this next time. 725 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:53,600 Yeah. 726 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,440 And then we go a week or two and then we're like wait, what were we going to say? 727 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,040 And then we have something else to talk about. 728 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:08,800 And our friend Ms. Catarina and her friend, lover, I don't know what we're calling him. 729 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:10,240 Extraordinaire. 730 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,920 I'm so confused. 731 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,080 Anyway, he was in the background talking. 732 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:14,720 Choreboy. 733 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:23,120 Talking and saying that we needed to finish our story about the lucky and lust party. 734 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,480 And you were like, we finished it. 735 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,280 I'm like, I don't even think we started it and we barely started it. 736 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,560 Here the problem is. 737 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,080 We need to listen to our podcast. 738 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,640 The problem is you don't listen to the podcast. 739 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,280 Yeah. 740 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:37,040 I listen to it if I have to do edits. 741 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,840 I tend to hear it so I have a better idea. 742 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:43,760 But you just talk, talk, talk, talk and then just move on. 743 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,280 I listen to what? 744 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,240 I listen right now. 745 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,000 What did you just say? 746 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,600 I listen right now. 747 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:56,320 So we actually went back before we started recording and listened to the last couple bits of our podcast. 748 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,480 Yeah, because you said we talked about it and I said we didn't. 749 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,000 And I was right. 750 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,200 Yeah, okay, whatever. 751 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:01,520 Right. 752 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:02,560 So. 753 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:03,440 My brushes. 754 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:12,080 So anyway, so I can't with you right now. 755 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,000 Okay. 756 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,360 How are we gonna? 757 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,080 All right. 758 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:23,520 First off, lucky and lust was one of the parties that we go to for the DTF community. 759 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:23,920 Yes. 760 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:24,320 It was their. 761 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,920 The lust party, the monthly party. 762 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,760 Yeah, it was their March party, which their April party is coming up. 763 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,800 Next weekend, April 27th. 764 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,840 Plug that. 765 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,360 April 27th. 766 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,680 And that's where we're gonna do our podcast. 767 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,760 Yeah, we're gonna have a table set up there and. 768 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:41,520 You bought a banner. 769 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,160 You got a banner. 770 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,000 Got some stickers. 771 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,840 I have a special underwear. 772 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,920 You bought two pairs of special unders. 773 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:50,720 Two pairs. 774 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,600 You bought, well, it's leather and lace. 775 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,200 Leather and lace is the theme. 776 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,800 So you got one pair of leather and one pair of lace. 777 00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,440 Yep. 778 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,000 Look at you. 779 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,240 Throughout the night, I get to change. 780 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:02,800 Change. 781 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:08,400 Anyway, so we're doing, we're gonna record a bit from there. 782 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,360 And look what time it is. 783 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,000 That's the. 784 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:10,880 You're the worst. 785 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,680 We're gonna record a bit from there. 786 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,160 But anyway, the previous party, we hadn't really gotten into that. 787 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,200 We touched on double head. 788 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:22,720 Yes. 789 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:23,680 Which you got double head. 790 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:24,800 I did. 791 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,840 But not triple head. 792 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,720 Not triple head. 793 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,920 Maybe in, maybe leather and lace will get you triple head. 794 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:33,520 Maybe being in your leather shorts will get you triple head. 795 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:38,320 That alone is gonna drive all the ladies crazy. 796 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,760 The thing about the fake leather is it tends to not 797 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,680 breathe very well. 798 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:48,320 Which is why I don't see them staying on that long. 799 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:48,480 Yeah. 800 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:50,960 They have pockets though. 801 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,120 They have pockets, which is key because 802 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:57,600 I handle the music, so I carry my phone around with me to do that. 803 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,040 So pockets are key. 804 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,560 However, access is also key. 805 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,000 Easy access. 806 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:10,480 Which your kilt at said last party provided lots of access. 807 00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,000 A bit too much if you ask me. 808 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:12,720 Too much? 809 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:13,600 I felt violated. 810 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,440 It wasn't too much because you didn't get three. 811 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,240 You only got two. 812 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:16,720 That's true. 813 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:20,640 Too much would be four. 814 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,320 I don't think there's anything. 815 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,120 I don't think there's anything. 816 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,000 It's just too much. 817 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,360 I don't have enough dick for five. 818 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:26,480 I don't have enough dick for five. 819 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,640 And they will tag in and tap out WWE style, but whatever. 820 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,800 But anyways, so let's scroll all the way back. 821 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:35,840 Let's scroll back. 822 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,000 So I have a shit ton of. 823 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:38,480 Roll out. 824 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:40,640 Sorry. 825 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:50,400 I have a shit ton of inappropriate St. Patty's Day t-shirts from previous parties, 826 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,080 from whatever the case may be. 827 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:59,600 So when I was looking for my outfit, I normally when I do these less parties, 828 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:00,480 I like to wear just. 829 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,200 It's called fit now. 830 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:02,480 What is it? 831 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,120 It's your fit. 832 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:03,920 My fit. 833 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:04,960 Yeah. 834 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,440 My fit. 835 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:13,920 At most of these parties is obviously the themes are primarily for the women. 836 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:20,000 But as a man, I try to I try to wear something that's, you know, funny. 837 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:23,200 Draws attention. 838 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:28,080 Draws attention like a shirt that has a funny saying and inappropriate saying that kind of 839 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:28,960 matches the theme. 840 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:37,760 And then I like to wear some type of boxer short to the party because it just works the best for me. 841 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,360 A little outline of your dingaling. 842 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,800 Dingling is just I mean, it's it's just great. 843 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,840 It's very inviting. 844 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,640 There's not many layers to dig through. 845 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,640 It's it's quick. 846 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:51,760 Sometimes it just pops out. 847 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,520 I'm like quick drama girl, you know, it's like. 848 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,600 Um, so that was my plan for this party. 849 00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:03,440 I had a pair of green like kind of gym short boxer shorts and I had a shirt. 850 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:08,720 And then I don't know what made me think about it, but I somebody said. 851 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,920 And it was a friend who also wore the kilt. 852 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:12,640 It wasn't him. 853 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:16,960 He didn't know he didn't he didn't start it because I was talking to one of our other friends 854 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:17,600 first about it. 855 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:23,040 And then I'm not sure it kind of came I'm like, I should totally wear kilt. 856 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:29,120 I've never thought about wearing a dress or any type of garment like that. 857 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,320 So it's not a dress. 858 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,200 It's a skirt. 859 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,400 I was waiting for you to correct me. 860 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,560 Well, why didn't you just say it right? 861 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:35,280 Because 862 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:45,040 So I went on the Amazon, which is I order all my crap from and, um, I ordered two different 863 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:51,680 kilt and they were both set to come Saturday, midday, hours before the party. 864 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,720 So I was like really happy. 865 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,240 I'm like, great, maybe it's going to happen. 866 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,720 And they showed up about an hour before we left. 867 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,480 So I had my kilt. 868 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,760 Both of them. 869 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:02,640 Both of them came. 870 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,960 I thought the other one came but it came. 871 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:05,200 Nope. 872 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:05,520 They all came. 873 00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,120 I thought one came way earlier. 874 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,320 But regardless, it doesn't matter. 875 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,400 That literally is irrelevant to the story. 876 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:11,200 Thanks. 877 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,640 You just wasted five seconds. 878 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:14,400 Edit. 879 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:23,200 Anyway, so, so I had the kilt and I am going to say it was one of the most comfortable. 880 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,440 Yeah, you're raving about it. 881 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:30,800 Oh my, except every time I bent over to get something out of my bag, I wasn't sure. 882 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,160 It wasn't that short. 883 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,840 If I was showing everybody the brown iron. 884 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,240 You down to your knees, there was no way it was showing. 885 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:37,040 It felt like it. 886 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,160 I was feeling the breeze. 887 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:46,880 But so anyways, I was, I mean, maybe maybe the tippy or dick from behind. 888 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,320 Yeah, perhaps. 889 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,360 Perhaps. 890 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,160 But I was walking around and I felt fantastic. 891 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,120 And it was a hit for me at the party. 892 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,240 Yeah, it was. 893 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:59,280 There was, there was multiple, multiple hands. 894 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:07,760 Well, first, most women would ask me if I was traditional, that or reg, regimental. 895 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,320 That's like the term that's regiment. 896 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,280 I'm like, what does that mean? 897 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,720 They're like, you know, we're under where I go. 898 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,800 Fuck no, like I don't ever wear underwear. 899 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,480 underwear is zero times even. 900 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,920 I'm not going to do it without a kilt. 901 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,320 And most of the time they're like, can I check? 902 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,800 I'm like, but of course, of course you can. 903 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:29,280 So I would actually prefer you to call me a liar. 904 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:29,840 Exactly. 905 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:30,720 I'm lying to you. 906 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:31,600 You proved me wrong. 907 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,320 So I had a quite a lot of hands going up there. 908 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:44,560 And then one young lady asked if she could go under the hood and check for herself. 909 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:48,880 And she went, she went under and like put the like skirt or the 910 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:54,320 okay, put the kilt like over her head. 911 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:59,200 And that was weird for me because normally, normally if somebody, you know, does something 912 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:03,920 with my I can see it because normally it's them pulling things out. 913 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:09,520 And it was weird like going under the hood and not seeing anything. 914 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,120 And all of a sudden feeling it. 915 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:11,520 Huh? 916 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,480 But feeling it. 917 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:12,720 Yeah. 918 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:20,720 Wow. And she didn't like lick it directly, but she like went around the world like all 919 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:27,920 like everywhere down there, but my actual pain is and I was pretty fun. 920 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:28,720 It was cool. 921 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:34,240 And then, um, yeah, there was a, where do you want to go from this? 922 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,400 I'm getting distracted. 923 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,520 You're driving this boat. 924 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,600 You're getting, you're like, I'm getting distracted. 925 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,880 I'm about to take off. 926 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:42,400 Where's my kilt? 927 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,240 I'm remembering all the things. 928 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,480 I want to, can I wear a kilt just more? 929 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,840 You can do whatever you want. 930 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,000 I mean, I'm pretty sure I have Irish in my blood. 931 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:58,320 I don't know if enough where I could like wear it like Monday through Friday, but maybe, 932 00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,520 maybe I'm a weekend. 933 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,280 Maybe not at your job. 934 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,120 Maybe I'm a weekend kill wear. 935 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:03,600 Yeah. 936 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:12,400 Your job may, the guys on your job may have something to say about your kilt. 937 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:20,960 But one, one moment that kind of stands out is we do, we have a, we have some friends that we've, 938 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:27,680 they're good friends of ours that we met long time ago, a couple of years ago. 939 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:28,080 I don't know. 940 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,120 Is that a long time? 941 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:33,600 I feel like it's, I feel like it's been at least two years, right? 942 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:36,720 I feel like it. 943 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:37,040 Yeah. 944 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:42,240 So randomly, yeah, it's been like two years, two or more. 945 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:42,480 Yeah. 946 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:47,280 Randomly we were in, I don't know if we, I don't know, we were talking about this. 947 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,080 Did we tell this story? 948 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:48,960 Did we not tell this story? 949 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:49,760 We're not really sure if we get this story. 950 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:54,640 So really quick, we're going to go, we're going to go back about two years to the origin story. 951 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,880 I feel like we might have touched on this briefly, but we'll just kind of, 952 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,040 for those that maybe didn't hear, we'll just kind of touch it. 953 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:01,120 Yeah. 954 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,240 So quick brief one. 955 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,320 We were in Palm Springs. 956 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,600 We love Palm Springs. 957 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:10,240 If you don't listen to us, or if you haven't listened to us talk about Palm Springs before, 958 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,320 just know we love Palm Springs. 959 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,640 Anyway, so we were in Palm Springs. 960 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:20,320 This was when Palm Springs had a lifestyle club out there, which has been since then closed down. 961 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:26,960 We went this one weekend to Palm Springs to go to said club. 962 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,720 We had done EDR like multiple times and we went there. 963 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,840 It was like, okay, well we haven't been to this club in a while. 964 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:38,400 Like, so let's not do EDR because we know if we do EDR, we're going to stay at EDR and we won't go to this club. 965 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,480 So we're like, let's support the other lifestyle things in Palm Springs. 966 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,760 What's that place called? 967 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:44,480 I cannot think of it. 968 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:45,760 It starts with an H, I think. 969 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:47,520 Inferno. 970 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:48,400 Oh, Inferno. 971 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,120 I was thinking Hito. 972 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,560 It was Inferno. 973 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:51,120 Inferno. 974 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,080 No, I was thinking Hito. 975 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,080 I knew it was like hot, you know, like hot. 976 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,000 Anyway, my new Hito was into makeup. 977 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,120 Anyway, Inferno. 978 00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:06,480 So anyway, we were, so our intentions were, so we stayed at a regular hotel where like our intentions are to do Inferno because we hadn't done it in a while. 979 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:11,120 And we wanted to support all the lifestyle things out there so that they would stay. 980 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:17,760 And we had in the past had a decent time at Inferno, not as fun as we have at EDR. 981 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,840 But anyway, so those are what we're going to do. 982 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,200 Well, we got to Inferno. 983 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,400 Hence why they're closed down now is shit was not going down. 984 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:27,440 Like I was in full, the theme was schoolgirl. 985 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,160 I was in full schoolgirl outfit. 986 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,680 It was like 10, 30, 11. 987 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:38,080 It was yeah, like 11 o'clock you walked in, you're like, there's literally like eight people in there, not couples, people. 988 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:40,960 And none of them are dressed up. 989 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,640 You were like, you're not gonna, like, you're gonna be uncomfortable because I was dressed up. 990 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,120 And it's not a vibe. 991 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:47,840 Like it's not. 992 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,600 None of those people were for us. 993 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:50,560 None of those people were a vibe. 994 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:54,400 So we were like, okay, well, anyway, hence it's shut down since then. 995 00:41:54,400 --> 00:42:00,480 And if anybody opens a club back up in Palm Springs, we are more than down to like try it out and like 996 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,320 support it 1000%. 997 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,120 Like that's us. 998 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,320 Like we want to support all the things. 999 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,720 There is actually a new a new resort out there now. 1000 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,160 So let's support it. 1001 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:12,000 I mean, not right now because we got going on, but like at some point. 1002 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,200 We're kind of lined up for the summer. 1003 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,080 Yeah, we're summer. 1004 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,680 It's actually in Desert Hot Springs. 1005 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:16,800 I can't remember the name of it. 1006 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,040 We'll mention it on the next one, but. 1007 00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:20,640 Well, we should try it before we mention it. 1008 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,720 We can throw it out there. 1009 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:24,880 Well, anyway, our stamp of approval. 1010 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,280 So our intentions were to do such things. 1011 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:29,600 Well, then that happened. 1012 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,680 It was like, okay, well, our hotel was across the street. 1013 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,320 So let's walk back. 1014 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,200 Let's change. 1015 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,400 Let's just go into Palm Springs. 1016 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,280 Let's get out of our school. 1017 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,000 We're off. 1018 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:36,160 Yeah. 1019 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,320 Let's not enter Palm Springs in our school. 1020 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:38,720 We're off it. 1021 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,160 That would be a thing. 1022 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:45,920 So in general, though, like outside outside of lifestyle, we just love Palm Springs. 1023 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,440 Like the vibe is great. 1024 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,400 People are great. 1025 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:52,320 Like we've just always had a good time there, regardless of lifestyle or not. 1026 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,400 So we're like, let's reset our day. 1027 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:55,520 Let's go. 1028 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,520 Back to the Tiki bar. 1029 00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:58,960 Back to the Tiki bar that we just left. 1030 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,160 We just left basically and try and figure out something to do. 1031 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:05,680 The Tiki bar that's there, the bartender that's there. 1032 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,560 We love her and she, we basically asked her like, 1033 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,040 we're like, our night fell apart from what we were planning to do. 1034 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:13,920 What can we do now? 1035 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,480 And again, this is like 11 o'clock at night. 1036 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:17,840 So it's like, what can we do now? 1037 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,480 Like we want to salvage the basically the rest of our night. 1038 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,640 She was like, oh, go to this karaoke bar. 1039 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:27,840 It's like kind of divey and like, but it's super fun. 1040 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,480 And you're not into karaoke very much. 1041 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,400 But I love karaoke. 1042 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,520 I mean, I just love watching it. 1043 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:37,120 I'm not like going to get up there and sing 99% of the time, but I love watching it. 1044 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:37,680 It's good vibes. 1045 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,920 Usually people play music that you know and sing along, whatever. 1046 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:47,520 So we end up at that bar and I'm at the bar getting us drinks. 1047 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,640 And this guy comes up to me and he's talking about my tattoos and 1048 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:56,160 kind of like giving a flirty vibe, not like aggressively hitting on me, 1049 00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,000 but like giving that like vibe, like I, 1050 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:58,800 A little subtle. 1051 00:43:58,800 --> 00:43:59,440 Yeah, subtle. 1052 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,320 Like I think you're attractive, whatever. 1053 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:03,440 Not over a creep. 1054 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:03,680 Yeah. 1055 00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:09,920 So then we get our drinks and I sit down and then I realized he's sitting at a table with 1056 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,400 a bunch of women and I couldn't really figure out the dynamic. 1057 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,000 And then like towards the end of the night, he's like, 1058 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,320 like introducing me to his wife. 1059 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,880 And then we're like, okay. 1060 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,680 We ended up being like the last two couples in the bar. 1061 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,040 We were the last people there. 1062 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:24,160 We totally vibe. 1063 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,160 We were having like great time drinking. 1064 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,320 Again, this is just at a normal karaoke bar. 1065 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:32,800 So then they told us they're from a city, which is like 15 minutes from us. 1066 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,680 So close to us. 1067 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,000 And we're like, oh, that's so cool. 1068 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,840 Like, so we're just thinking like friends. 1069 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:42,400 Then I say something about group chats. 1070 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,280 Yeah, group texts. 1071 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:49,760 And she asked me if we were Pauly and I was like, no, but I think you said we're in the 1072 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:50,640 lifestyle or something. 1073 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,240 I said, we're just regular swingers. 1074 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:53,280 Yeah. 1075 00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,840 And she was like, oh my God, we are too. 1076 00:44:56,720 --> 00:45:00,000 So anyway, so random that we met them. 1077 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,320 So anyway, so since then we've been friends. 1078 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,480 Like since that day we've been friends. 1079 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:09,760 Like we've hung out vanilla, not like vanilla, not vanilla, like done all the things. 1080 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:14,400 Had great times together, but like we never actually hooked up. 1081 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:17,040 Yeah, outside of like always been like we've kissed. 1082 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:17,760 Yeah. 1083 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:21,760 But nothing like nothing else. 1084 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:26,400 So that leads us to this night where. 1085 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,200 Which they've come to these parties before. 1086 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:29,680 Yeah. 1087 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,880 And it's it's kind of it's always maintained. 1088 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:37,840 I don't want to use the front the term friend zone, but it was kind of felt like we developed 1089 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:43,760 such a friendship that it was like, how do we back out of this or how do we. 1090 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:44,240 Yeah. 1091 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:49,760 It would have been easy that night if something happened and then you go from there, but it 1092 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,440 was just it was a slightly different. 1093 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,440 So yeah, because that night that night. 1094 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,240 Okay. 1095 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:57,840 So that night they said, oh yeah, we are too, but it was like at that point it was like. 1096 00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:58,800 It was like 2am. 1097 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,480 It was so fucking late. 1098 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,920 We're all going back home the next day. 1099 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,560 Like they I don't even think they had a hotel that night. 1100 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,760 They were like trying to find one, but we were staying on the same hotel. 1101 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,400 We were on, no, we weren't staying on resort. 1102 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,400 They were on resort, but they were leaving. 1103 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:12,720 I don't know. 1104 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:15,440 It was like a whole, I think they were going home. 1105 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,320 We did exchanged a booby picks that night. 1106 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:18,960 Well, him and I. 1107 00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:20,480 Oh yeah. 1108 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:20,640 Yeah. 1109 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:20,960 Yeah. 1110 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:21,040 Yeah. 1111 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:21,520 We were. 1112 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:25,040 So anyway, it was just like it didn't, we didn't like hook up that night. 1113 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:29,120 And so I think that kind of, not that it said the tone because we were exactly exactly 1114 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:33,360 like exchanging like shower picks and doing all the things that same night. 1115 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:37,520 I do recall that, but it was just like then it just kind of became like, again, 1116 00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:38,960 we did vanilla stuff together. 1117 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:39,680 We did. 1118 00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:43,280 So it was just like the things just got like mixed and not, 1119 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:44,960 they're a very attractive couple. 1120 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:48,560 Like it was just like everything. 1121 00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:49,760 I don't know. 1122 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,400 It just never. 1123 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:51,280 Yeah. 1124 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,760 Never really turned into much more. 1125 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:55,600 Not that we didn't want to. 1126 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,320 It just we're not pushy. 1127 00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:58,880 Yeah. 1128 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:03,120 So if, if, if things aren't kind of naturally happening, 1129 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,480 like natural happen, we just kind of go with the flow and we're happy for our friendship. 1130 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,840 If that's all it is great. 1131 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:08,720 Yeah. 1132 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:14,000 However, however the kilts have the magic of this particular night. 1133 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,400 I went to the bathroom. 1134 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:22,880 I was in one of the back bedrooms and she was back there. 1135 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:28,960 And I, you know, we were just kissing a little bit and then I had my kilts on the magical kilts. 1136 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:29,760 Magical kilts. 1137 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:36,400 And I think, I think I said something to the effect of, you know what, 1138 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,080 you've never grabbed my dick before. 1139 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:39,760 She's like, I have. 1140 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,160 And I go, now's a great time. 1141 00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:44,640 Something to that effect. 1142 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:52,960 You know what, sometimes you just have to push that gas pedal down and she reached down and 1143 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:53,440 she grabbed it. 1144 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,200 She's like, Oh, you have a nice dick. 1145 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,560 I was like, well, thank you very much. 1146 00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,520 It appreciates it. 1147 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,920 And then it kind of was left at that. 1148 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,840 Nothing was, nothing more happened back there. 1149 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:12,400 And then shortly thereafter we walked back out to where the bar area was and he was also wearing 1150 00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:17,920 a kilt because his heritage, I guess, is deeply within the Irish or Scottish or something like that. 1151 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,680 So he wears a kilt more often than he actually owns a nice kilt. 1152 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:21,840 Yeah. 1153 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:22,400 He's killing. 1154 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,840 He doesn't get his kilt from Amazon. 1155 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,880 They do like Renaissance stuff and that whole thing is a whole thing. 1156 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,920 So he doesn't do the Amazon kilt. 1157 00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:35,600 So anyway, so we're out there at the bar and I'm not sure. 1158 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,000 I don't remember how it happened. 1159 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,640 I don't remember. 1160 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,320 I just, I remember. 1161 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,520 I don't know if you said something like, Oh, she touched my dick. 1162 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:46,720 And I was like, Oh. 1163 00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:48,480 Oh, that's probably what it was. 1164 00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:54,240 As I said, I probably said, I probably said your wife, you know, touched my dick back there and, 1165 00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:55,520 you know, fair play. 1166 00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:56,560 Yeah, something of that. 1167 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,680 And then to that effect. 1168 00:48:58,480 --> 00:48:58,880 Yeah. 1169 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:03,360 And the next thing you know, you were down on your knees and I was holding up the kilt. 1170 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:06,240 Teamwork, baby. 1171 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:07,440 Teamwork makes a dream work. 1172 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:08,560 High five. 1173 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:17,680 And after that was done, I'm pretty sure he said something about your technique was. 1174 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:18,000 Yeah. 1175 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:24,800 He said, so the best compliment I think I can get and I've gotten it from three guys is that 1176 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:31,680 saying like your blowjob technique is very close to my wife's technique. 1177 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:36,640 Like to, I mean, obviously a guy and I mean, I will never exceed a wife, right? 1178 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,840 Because you've got that connection. 1179 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:43,680 But like to say I'm very close, like that's like the biggest compliment to me because I'm like, 1180 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:50,560 okay, like clearly I'm doing something right because I mean, you married the woman who I'm 1181 00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:58,720 who I'm apparently close to so but yeah, so but you actually got two. 1182 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:04,240 So this particular couple happened to be traveling with a unicorn that night 1183 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:11,840 and they were sitting down over by the wall and I walked over, I was talking to them 1184 00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,880 and again, the kilt, the kilt. 1185 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,160 It was easy access. 1186 00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:18,160 I don't, I don't, I don't know. 1187 00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:26,400 I can't remember the magic words I used but my kilt was pulled up and I might have pulled it up. 1188 00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:28,640 I might have done that. 1189 00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:29,360 I might have been me. 1190 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:36,640 And the, and the misses we're talking about, she proceeded to have a good time. 1191 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,400 I had a great time and then she passed me along to her friend as well. 1192 00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:45,200 And that is where the double blowjob of the night happened. 1193 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,200 Did you eat, they both did it at the same time. 1194 00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,080 I was kind of like, yeah, I saw you pop your head around. 1195 00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:54,960 There was like a titty showing contest and yeah, they were, they were sharing the, 1196 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:55,920 sharing the ice cream. 1197 00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,400 They were passing it back and forth. 1198 00:50:58,400 --> 00:50:59,520 They both same time. 1199 00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:03,520 It was fantastic and yeah, she's got great technique like you. 1200 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:08,560 So, you know, that, that's why you, that's why you guys are married for such a long time. 1201 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,560 You know, the blowjob technique, blowjob technique. 1202 00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:16,480 So we've, we've crossed a border, I feel like. 1203 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:17,280 Yeah. 1204 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,680 So, we'll see. 1205 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:20,080 Yeah. 1206 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:25,920 I, I definitely can see, I feel a lot more looser about the situation. 1207 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,560 Yeah. 1208 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:27,520 And I, I can definitely see. 1209 00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:31,600 Well, it's kind of weird because we knew, we knew we thought they were attracted. 1210 00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,720 And like we knew we could go there. 1211 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:35,600 Yeah. 1212 00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:42,720 But then it's like, then you start to wonder is the reason why we've never like hooked up 1213 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:44,640 because they don't find us attractive. 1214 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:45,120 Exactly. 1215 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:45,600 You're like. 1216 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:46,880 Or. 1217 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,000 And you don't, you don't want to get outright rejected. 1218 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:50,400 Yeah. 1219 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:51,920 So you just, we just played it cool. 1220 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,360 But we always just play it cool. 1221 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:53,840 Exactly. 1222 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:55,280 Exactly. 1223 00:51:55,280 --> 00:52:01,040 So, we, we, I know we have probably some friends that are into us and they've, 1224 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,280 they wanted to and they've probably just given up by this point. 1225 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:03,360 Because. 1226 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,640 They're like these fuckers. 1227 00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:10,000 You know, like, like I've said before, we're, we're more about the hang than the bang. 1228 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:10,880 The bangs are fun. 1229 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:12,720 But ultimately. 1230 00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:13,200 A lot of fun. 1231 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:13,680 What's that? 1232 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:14,160 A lot of fun. 1233 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:14,720 Yeah. 1234 00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:19,040 But we're just like, we're just more about like the friendships and the hanging out and 1235 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:22,240 the, just the whatever happens happens. 1236 00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:22,560 Yeah. 1237 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,000 We don't go into situations. 1238 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,600 With expectations. 1239 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,800 Which is, I know where the fuck it list is going to be so weird for you. 1240 00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:29,360 Yeah. 1241 00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:34,160 But I think that the, like the thing about the Dan and Lacey, we're talking about the 1242 00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:41,280 fuck it list is, is there, she is, she's an introvert. 1243 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:49,360 So he is very much an extrovert, but they do find themselves when they're in a group of 1244 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:54,320 people that they don't necessarily know, they tend to pull back. 1245 00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:57,120 Extrovert themselves. 1246 00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:57,520 Yeah. 1247 00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:01,200 So it's kind of, it's more, more or less of a. 1248 00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:02,240 Him pushing her. 1249 00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:05,600 Him pushing her, but it's, it's not, I don't, I don't like the word pushing. 1250 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:06,320 Yeah. 1251 00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:13,120 But like, guiding or whatever, but I'm more saying like it, it makes you get out of your 1252 00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:13,680 bubble. 1253 00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:14,560 Yeah. 1254 00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:18,880 And we are going to do that at one of the parties we went to, but then we ended up having 1255 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:21,200 like four couple friends show up. 1256 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:24,720 So we didn't really get to, to do that so much. 1257 00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:25,840 Remember the swimming hearts party? 1258 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:26,240 Oh yeah. 1259 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,280 We didn't have a fuck it list, but I wanted to. 1260 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,400 I was like, we had a fuck it list. 1261 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:31,200 So I was like, what? 1262 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:32,320 Hey, I was not aware of such things. 1263 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:33,680 Yeah, we didn't check anything off that list. 1264 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:40,000 Now I wanted to, you know, outstretch and then, you know, just get out of our own bubble because 1265 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:47,840 we're very extroverted, but in where what's the word omniverts where we're very introverted, 1266 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:55,040 but we can also be extremely extroverted, but it's, it's, it takes a second. 1267 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:56,320 Well, it's limited to. 1268 00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:56,480 Yeah. 1269 00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:59,040 It's limited and it exhausts the fuck out of me. 1270 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,720 Exhaust the fuck out of me too. 1271 00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:07,280 But the thing is, is that I think you're keep looking at the time. 1272 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,200 No, I'm just making sure the mic is still working. 1273 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:09,840 It's my time. 1274 00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:10,960 We're getting really close. 1275 00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:12,400 By being cut. 1276 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,640 You know how comedians they have. 1277 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,480 You're not a comedian, but like they have like lights flashed. 1278 00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,120 If it flashes twice, that means 20 minutes. 1279 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,800 One flash means 10 and then like, they'll give you a five minute. 1280 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,760 I want to install the light in the studio here and then be like, 1281 00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:30,240 chink, you got five minutes or rabbit up. 1282 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:33,680 You could spin the foosball table one time. 1283 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,640 I'm just, I think when we came in here, I said, I'm just stirring it up. 1284 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,120 Your guys butts and he was like, what? 1285 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:44,800 I was like, the foosball table. 1286 00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:49,520 We have a foosball table in the studio, but it's like, it's kind of tucked up in the courts. 1287 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:51,200 That's what. 1288 00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:52,720 That's the butt. 1289 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,840 That's the foosball. 1290 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,160 Anyways, see now you're taking us to an hour. 1291 00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:59,520 Where were we? 1292 00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,040 Oh, the fuck it. 1293 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:01,520 Fuck it. 1294 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:01,920 Yeah. 1295 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,120 So I think we're doing said fuck it less. 1296 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,960 How are omnivores? 1297 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:08,080 No, not omnivores. 1298 00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:09,840 Not omnivores. 1299 00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:14,400 Dinosaurs. 1300 00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:16,320 Tyrannosaurus. 1301 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:19,840 I'm a wapisaurus. 1302 00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,000 You're a wapisaurus. 1303 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,200 You're dead. 1304 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:29,840 All right. 1305 00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:38,400 So anyways, but the point of the fuck it lists is not necessarily to have this like, 1306 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:40,800 what the fuck you like? 1307 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,240 For once in my life, I was getting hot. 1308 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:44,960 So I was lucky to see it. 1309 00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:45,920 Yeah, it is hot. 1310 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,760 I was lucky to see if the fan was on. 1311 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,640 I don't know if you guys noticed, but the first five minutes of the podcast, 1312 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:54,080 there's probably like a low hum in the background. 1313 00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:59,600 That's because our AC was on and it's vibrating through my countertop to the microphones. 1314 00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:00,240 Really? 1315 00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:00,400 Yeah. 1316 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:02,240 Oh, so you turned it off? 1317 00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:03,120 I turned it off. 1318 00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:10,080 So anyways, I did not notice and I don't think anybody else did. 1319 00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:10,400 I think I needed. 1320 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,360 It's just you. 1321 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,440 No, no, no, you can definitely hear it on the playback. 1322 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,440 I've had to fix it before. 1323 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000 So I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to get, 1324 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:23,840 they have these shock absorbers where the microphone sits in like a spring. 1325 00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:25,200 It's fine. 1326 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:26,000 No, it's not. 1327 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,920 I've listened to so many podcasts. 1328 00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:28,960 I have not done shit. 1329 00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:29,840 I actually haven't. 1330 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:35,840 But anyway, I want to be able, as we get into summer, it's going to get fucking hot. 1331 00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:39,200 So I'm going to get the shock absorbers that hold the microphone. 1332 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,400 Do the podcast naked. 1333 00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:41,920 We can do that too. 1334 00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,920 I just took my sweatshirt off with my sweaty balls. 1335 00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:46,800 Which is a big step for me. 1336 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,240 It is. 1337 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:50,480 What the fuck? 1338 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:53,200 We're being omnivorous. 1339 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:54,160 You're omnivorous. 1340 00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:59,680 So we have like two, we have two big events coming up. 1341 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:08,160 We have Memorial Day weekend where they're Friday to Monday at EDR Resort in Palm Springs. 1342 00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:16,320 And then we're also doing Plush Parties is a big organization on the West Coast. 1343 00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:17,840 And they throw parties everywhere. 1344 00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,480 But anyways, they're doing a thing this year called Dirty Vegas. 1345 00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:22,000 I don't think they do it every year. 1346 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,160 I said this year. 1347 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,560 It sounded okay. 1348 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:28,800 Only this year. 1349 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,160 I know it's that's what it sounded like. 1350 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,040 It's not that way. 1351 00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:32,160 I thought it was like an every day thing. 1352 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,680 I said they're doing a thing this year. 1353 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:35,680 My God. 1354 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:36,000 Sorry. 1355 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:38,560 No more wine for you. 1356 00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:44,640 Anyways, we're going to their yearly Dirty Vegas. 1357 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,480 Their annual. 1358 00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:47,360 My God. 1359 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:55,120 In Vegas, Dirty Vegas, it's June 21st or something like that. 1360 00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:55,760 I don't know. 1361 00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:56,240 I'll check it out. 1362 00:57:56,880 --> 00:58:00,560 But we're going to be going to these events and where it's like, it's like three days straight. 1363 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:05,200 So I think those events would be kind of fun because we're going to be out of our area 1364 00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,040 where we're going to know a couple of people. 1365 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:09,440 Yeah. 1366 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:17,680 But I think having something like a fucking list would make us kind of step out of our bubble. 1367 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:19,200 And yeah. 1368 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:23,760 So I mean, when I say fucking list, I mean Memorial Day though is not really there because 1369 00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:27,840 we're going to, there's so many people going that we know it's going to be like a less party. 1370 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:29,280 Pretty much. 1371 00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,040 I mean, and then extra people. 1372 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:31,760 Pretty much. 1373 00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:33,040 But we'll see. 1374 00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:34,720 We'll see. 1375 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:36,640 Our friend is doing their birthday. 1376 00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:38,320 One day. 1377 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:39,680 Yeah. 1378 00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:40,960 And then we have a triple. 1379 00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:42,640 What's that? 1380 00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,240 He's going to get a triple blow job. 1381 00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:44,800 Motherfucker. 1382 00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:45,440 I want a triple. 1383 00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:53,360 So that's that's all my my fucking list is I want a triple blow job to completion. 1384 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:56,160 I want to share with everybody. 1385 00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:58,400 I'm going to I want to be like, I don't know about to come. 1386 00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,000 I want to be a yard sprinkler. 1387 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:00,400 I want to go. 1388 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:05,600 That is a fucking lot. 1389 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:06,320 It is. 1390 00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:07,040 That's what she said. 1391 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:10,720 So moving forward, moving on. 1392 00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:16,800 I'm I think at the less party, I'm just going to at the less party. 1393 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,360 I'm going to just make that happen this time. 1394 00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:20,240 The wind coming up. 1395 00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:20,800 Yeah. 1396 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,880 As long as your balls aren't too sweaty from the leather. 1397 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:24,480 No, they won't be. 1398 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:26,080 I'll make sure I clean them. 1399 00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:26,960 What a roll. 1400 00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:28,000 Worst case scenario. 1401 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:28,960 I can wipe them down. 1402 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:35,680 So anyways, once again, guys, we are the sweet side of life podcast. 1403 00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:37,120 Thank you guys for hanging out with us. 1404 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,560 April 27th. 1405 00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:41,680 Banana cream pie. 1406 00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:42,800 Yes, Carlos. 1407 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,320 Don't forget banana cream pie. 1408 00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:49,200 And April 27th, Saturday, we're going to be at the DTF Lust Party. 1409 00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:50,400 Leather and lace. 1410 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:50,880 Yup. 1411 00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:51,360 Yup. 1412 00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:51,840 Yup. 1413 00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:56,480 And we're going to be at the DTF Lust Party. 1414 00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:59,120 And lace. 1415 00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:02,400 And we will be doing the podcast live from there. 1416 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,640 We might even do some live TikToks. 1417 01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:09,360 You can find us on TikTok if you just search up sweet side of life podcast. 1418 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:13,920 We finally cracked the magical number that we can go live. 1419 01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:14,880 We haven't done it yet. 1420 01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,880 So maybe this will be the first time from the party. 1421 01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:17,760 Oh, on TikTok? 1422 01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:18,560 Yeah. 1423 01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:21,360 That'll get us banned though, because people will be naked. 1424 01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,880 No, no, no, like just you and I. 1425 01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,200 Like we have to keep it early in the night. 1426 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,320 I start off naked. 1427 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:29,920 We can start off with our heads in the shot or feet. 1428 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:32,000 I think we'll figure it out. 1429 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:32,640 Our feet. 1430 01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:33,200 Our feet. 1431 01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:36,000 You're going to wear, you're going to be wearing a nice heel. 1432 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:36,720 Foot finder. 1433 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:37,440 A nice flat. 1434 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,120 Foot finder. 1435 01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:40,160 Foot finder.com. 1436 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:42,640 You still have that account? 1437 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:42,800 Yeah. 1438 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:48,800 By the way, one of your mini accounts out there, you can find us. 1439 01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:55,040 Ms. Emily Sweets, if you checked out on some of those other websites, 1440 01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:56,400 you can find us there. 1441 01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:00,160 But yeah, so, 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01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:38,800 It's fucking crazy. 1455 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:43,040 But yeah, so we're getting a lot of growth lately and we appreciate it guys. 1456 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:48,000 So if you could rate us, send us emails, let us know what you like. 1457 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,960 If you don't like it, send it to us. 1458 01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:51,840 Keep it to yourself. 1459 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,680 Keep it to yourself like your mama said. 1460 01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:58,160 And if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. 1461 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:02,560 All right, baby. 1462 01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:08,880 You want to do the outro? 1463 01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:13,600 When enjoying the Sweetsideoflife, keep your pineapples upside down. 1464 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:16,480 Believe in unicorns and keep shaking it up. 1465 01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:20,080 Love you, baby. 1466 01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:22,080 Love you too. 1467 01:02:22,080 --> 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