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And welcome back. I feel like it's like a finally. Finally. Finally. We are back now for season two.
Episode two. Dose in Spanish. Two, two. Set in Korean. Oh. What? Anyways, welcome back everybody
to the sweet side of life podcast. We are found everywhere and clearly if you're listening, you
found us. Congratulations. But you know what? Thank you guys so much for listening. We're going to go
ahead and call it for the night and this is just. That was weird. It was really, really weird. We
didn't even cheers. We didn't cheers yet. We do have a drink. Actually, we'll do a cheers and we'll call
the episode. Okay. So cheers. This is a short one. It was a really short one. That's what she said. Cheers.
Oh, that's fucking delicious. All right. So what are we drinking tonight?
It's the pineapple upside down shot as a drink, which it's very sweet to me. We just
quadrupled the ingredients because it's a very good shot. It is a bit much as a drink. Yeah.
I needed something sweet. So. Well, you made it. So you say what's in it? It is whipped cream vodka,
pineapple juice, peanut juice, grenadine, shake it. So red. Shake it. Not stir. It is very red.
But it is the shot of the swingers. It is the swingers shot. Some people use vanilla vodka,
but we were introduced to this very particular recipe by our bartender. From the Luss parties.
From the Luss parties. And she uses whipped cream vodka and that is what we use because it tastes
that much better. It does taste better than vanilla. I think it is sweeter for a shot,
but in a drink, the vanilla might have been a little bit more team. Are you going to complain
all night? No, for sure not. Anyways, I know you guys missed coming up on a month. I know the hard
part about right now is I feel like you were sick. I am sick. You're sick or we're getting over
sicknesses. Like maybe we're not currently sick, but like we're like, we're either like sniffling
or coughing or I don't know how it is in the rest of the world because I only live in my southern
California bubble. Yeah. But there is some stuff going around out here and it's, you know, a lot
of people are getting it and they're sick for like a month and it's not COVID. It's not RSV. It's not
the flu and it's just yeah. But like you feel fine in general and then you don't think you're sick.
You're like, Oh, it's allergies or O. It's this or that. It's just like a constant thing because
I mean, we would never go out and like party or be around a ton of people if we were like thinking
we were sick, but it's just like this weird like, I don't know. It's such a rollercoaster
of a thing to be like, Oh, okay, I'm sick. No, not sick. Now you're sick. So yeah, just like a
couple minutes ago, I started a cough infant. So my throat's a little rough right now, but this
pineapple upside down. Tasty, tasty, beverage, beverage. It's coating my throat so nicely.
But anyways, nothing like an upside down pineapple to coat your throat.
That's what she said. I think so. I think that's how that works. I sent you that picture, didn't I?
Of that the truck I was behind and it said, it said, that's what? And then it just had like a little
dash and it said she like as if, you know how if you were like to sign something? Like if I was to
say like, I don't know, and then you were gonna sign it. So it was like, that's what and then it
doesn't say like that's what she said, but it's like it indicates that she is saying it because
she signed it. I don't know. It was a good sticker. It's hard to explain though because
I'm sure it's fantastic. Anyway, that's like I really want that sticker. It's awesome. Anyways,
thanks for wasting my time. I thought I sent you a picture. I think you did and I think I laughed
at the picture just as much as I did. It was funny. It could have been. Anyways. I think I'm giving
myself a headache. Just bad. Welcome to my club. Anyways, we are the sweet side of life podcast. We
are supposed to be a bi-monthly or bi-weekly podcast. Bi-monthly. Bi-weekly would be two times a week.
Ain't nobody got time for that. That's true. I think we, but anyways, we're supposed to be twice a
month, but we try. This month was rough because like she was saying every night we'd sit down like,
oh, maybe tonight's the night and it just wasn't the night. I know. Life is exhausting too. We've
been so busy. Yeah, very busy. Like between being sick and not sick. We've just been busy. Very.
Yeah. We've been busy on our TikTok. We are so tired tonight. Like we're looking at each other
like, but we got to do what we have to. We have to. We have to say we have to give the people what they
weren't. You have to give the people our fans. But you totally washed over what I said. No,
you're going to go into the TikTok. We, we, okay. So since people listen to me, people listen,
listen, fuckers. That's not nice. So since we started this thing, we've had a TikTok. We really,
I mean, we put stuff up. I don't know if you follow it, but it's a sweet side of life. Yeah. If you
just, just TikTok search sweet side of life podcasts. Anyway, so we have it and we've been
putting some stuff up just not super or whatever, but like maybe two weeks ago. Yeah, it was two
weeks ago. Yeah. Um, you had told me, Hey, there's this trend. You should do it. It keeps pocket
popping up on my fit. And I'm like, it's, I've not, I'm not seen it. I personally haven't seen it,
but our fits are clearly very different. Yes. My foot is highly sexualized. Yeah. So I'm on the
other side of the other side of TikTok. So I'm like, okay, what is the, what is the, the trend?
And so basically it's the, the hamster trend where the, yeah, thirsty hamster trend where the sunroof
is open and people have done all these kinds of trends, like guys looking like they're going to
go cut a, cut a, um, a sunroof into their car or like girls, you know, putting their heads or guys
laying over cars or like all this thing. So basically it's like, it tech, I mean, if TikTok let
you put dirty stuff on TikTok, then it would be a guy's like hanging over the top or laying over
the top of a sunroof with his dick out. So the girl could suck it from there. Like a hamster
would drink water from a cage or whatever. So that was the trend. Okay. Which is, let's, I'm going to
pause you really quick. Yeah. That trend is also very loosely based on what's called a milk and
table. Oh yeah. Yeah. You have to talk about that. Yeah. That's a little bit of a fantasy. Is it? A
little bit. Okay. Well, yeah, you're into like the massage. Massage porn and I mean, I don't, I don't
know any guys that wouldn't be into a milk and table. Well, I don't know if any guys that aren't
into women just sucking their dick. So here we are. Exactly. But like just imagine you're like
fully comfortable laying down. Yeah. Sounds awesome. Anyways, continue, continue the trend.
Okay. So it's, it's based apparently on the milking trend. But anyway, so I was like, well,
I could do something like that. So in my car, I do have a sunroof. So I was like, you know what,
I have to actually like get ready for work on such and such a day. So I'll do it on that day
because I will, you know, put makeup on, for instance, which doesn't always happen during the week.
And so I was like, okay, I'll do it. So I, but I mean, what I was doing was just,
all I literally did, all I literally did was I turned my phone on in my car. I looked at my
camera and then I stuck my head out my or I opened my sunroof and I stuck my head out my
sunroof and I got back down into my seat and I, yeah. And then I just put my hands of like,
I don't know what happened. And like, I put like a POV like, you know, when you're looking for,
I don't know, the hamster trend or something like that. Can't find any takers. Yeah. No takers on
the hamster trend or something like that. And it took off kind of slowly. And then it's like,
we've had, I think, 200 and 80, like 80, almost 290,000 views.
290,000 views.
Yeah. But the better part of it is, which is so crazy, because I actually have two TikToks. So
I have the one that we have the, the Sweet Side of Life podcast one. And then I have Miss Emily
Sweets, which I had started a while ago and I don't really post anything on that much anymore,
but I did post it on both because I was like, Oh, it's just me on our Sweet Side of Life podcast
one. I were at 200, almost 290,000 views on that one on my Miss Emily Sweets one. It's like at like
545 views. And I have weight. I actually started with double the amount of followers on over
double, I think over the double amount of followers. Anyway, on the Miss Emily Sweets one,
and like we hadn't even reached a thousand followers. Like we were trying to go live.
That was your biggest thing. Or like,
I wanted to get a thousand so we could go live. If we want to go live, we can do it.
I wanted the option.
And on TikTok, you have to have a thousand to go live. So it was like, every time I'd post
something, you're like, babe, it's got to be, it's got to get us there. You got to post more
frequently. You got to do something more. You got to do this, you got to do that. So then you
had me do this stupid trend and we got there. Now we're over a thousand. However, TikTok is now banned.
Yeah. As of today, TikTok is officially banned. It's not. But I know, are you so sad. You're like,
we got to a thousand and now it's going to go away. We finally got it. And now they're going to try
and take it away from me. I think it's because of your video on the hamster trend. They're like,
you know what? We got to, I had to change the music on it even because the first, the first song
I started that with is I, I got my head out the sunroof. Okay. Yeah. So that one, because I was
like, oh, that tracks, you know, I do have my head out the sunroof. And then, and then that one got
muted for privacy. I don't know. They pulled it. They must have pulled it. Yeah. Cause I had a bunch,
yeah. Cause I had a bunch of ones that had to go back and put different music on. So then I was
like, I think the one I have it on now is just like, I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry or something
like that. I don't even know the song. It's stupid. But it still works. It worked. It still, it doesn't
matter anyway. So the video hit 290. I thought for sure we were going to go a million because
it was, there was one night, one point where it was like crazy. Yeah. Like a hundred thousand.
And we got like, and it was weird too. Cause it's so weird how TikTok works. Like this is just
so weird to me because it's like, that's why it's getting banned. It like, it was doing, well,
first of all, not only to mention the two videos for exactly the same videos and one did like nothing
and one did really well. And then so clearly it's not content, right? And then they had the same
songs on each other. And then now the second one I put a different song on in the first one, then
they had, we had less followers. I had more followers. So it's clearly not followers that
gets you to go like gets it to go. And then it's like, it doesn't make any sense. Yeah, it's all
in that algorithm. But what algorithm? The one thing I always say is like, well, computers are
consistent, right? If somebody's made a mistake, I'm like, clearly it's you've made a mistake. The
computer hasn't made a mistake because computers are consistent. So they would make the consistent,
like consistently make the same mistake, right? That's not the case. I don't know what this algorithm
is because literally like it was like, can I be honest with you? What? You're starting to bore me.
I know. But it was just so weird to me. I'm like, so analytical about this because I'm just like,
and it was like one day it was like nothing and we had tons of views one day. And then no, nobody
followed us, right? Like we got very few followers like one here, one here, one here, but it was
like so many views. Then we had views but not as many as initially, but then like every view
was getting us a follower. It was like every time I click open it open, it's like 99 new followers.
I'm like, the hell? Okay, rant over. I'm kind of happy TikTok skin, man. It's so weird though.
It's like people's, you know what? I think that they've made these social media platforms just
to fuck with us. No, there's, I do follow quite a bit of people on my TikTok and there is a lot of,
a lot of like professional TikTokers, you know, full on content and they have said that
the TikTok algorithm over the last month has gone super wonky because they added the TikTok shop.
So now like the TikTokers don't make their money in the same way now like you can,
you can like, you know, advertise a product and send them to your shop. And then so people don't get,
you know, monetarily, you know, that's only influencers. Yeah, we're influencers, baby.
No, we're not. We are totally influencers. No, we're not. I don't know what we're influencing. Bad decisions.
Anyway, so anyway, we can go live. We might go live at some point. So back to the drone board. Now
we're going to have to, we still have yet to get our other social media is going. I'm going to leave
that up to you. Like what? The TikTok. I'm a terrible person to leave that up to you, by the way.
Twitter and Instagram. Remember last time I did it, something happened. Yeah, I'm not doing any of
that. All right. Well, I'm going to do it because I'm not doing Insta. Insta is over. Insta is the new
Facebook. It's not. It's owned by Facebook, right? It is. It's owned by Meta. So it's, it is. So it
literally is the new Facebook. It is literally the new Facebook, but it's also figuratively the new
Facebook. I think Insta is where all the cool kids hang out. That's what you just think, but that's
because you don't know. That's not where no cool people are on Insta anymore. That explains why I
don't really do Insta. So what's the cool thing? So if it's not Facebook, it's not MySpace. It's
still. It's still TikTok for now. Right now. And then I don't know, there's going to be something
else we got to find out. We got to figure it out from younger people than us. I don't know. I have
other apps on my phone that I thought maybe we're going to be hot. Maybe they will. Maybe they won't.
One is called, hold on, let me find it because I don't remember off the top of my head because
I never am on it. Lemon 8. What the fuck is that? Exactly. I don't know. YouTube. YouTube is one. I
think a lot of them are on YouTube. You're talking about YouTube. I'm not saying like it's an old.
I'm not saying like it's an old. You're like, here's this new app. Guys, I don't know if you've
heard of it. It's called YouTube. That's not what I meant. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it's new.
Hey, everybody, there's this new web provider called CoCities.com. Check them out if you haven't
heard of them. Guys, ESPN. YouTube. I know YouTube is not new, but yes, YouTube Short
is the new TikTok rules. There's a lot of content creators are moving their platforms to YouTube
after TikTok is starting to get a little wonky with them. And then people use Snap. A lot of people
use Snap, but I don't know. Snap confuses me. Every time I get on Snap. We sound so old. Don't
even get me started on Snap. The thing that's scary about Snap is I'll just be, I'll be, we're part of
a couple of Snap groups and we have a couple of friends on Snap and it's all, you know, pineapple
friends. So that's exclusively what we use it for. But I'll be like clicking on our groups and all of
a sudden out of nowhere, the prompt will say, do you want to add your friends on your phone?
That's a terrible idea. And I'm like, absolutely not. I'm literally going to click a button and that
thing comes up and I'm like, ah, don't do it. I, of course, I never would. I don't, I don't want my
mom on my Snap. That's a terrible idea. Mother, I know you have seen my penis before. It's gotten a
little bit bigger since the last time you saw it. Don't look at my Snap. I can't with you.
So we're, we're going to branch out. We have to branch out because I want to, you know,
I want to get this thing out to a little more people. We have a solid two fans out there right
now. It is probably me because I do have my phone set to auto download. So I'm definitely one of them.
I don't think I've ever listened to any of our podcasts. It's probably better you don't.
I should probably listen to that. You probably shouldn't. I'm just going to critique myself.
Yeah, you'll be self analytical. Yeah. Let me handle that part.
Money ways. So where were we? Oh yeah, season two. Episode two. Still here. We are still doing it.
I think really quick, we're not, this is not going to be as long of an episode as our couple
last ones because like I said, we're stupid tired right now. So I'm just going to touch on a few
things really quick. One politics and religion. The hell? We're going to start, we're going to start
a weekly. No, you're not. Two of the unsexiest things you can possibly talk about. Yeah. So you
don't want to talk about politics and politics, religion and children. Fuck them kids. Fuck them
kids. So there's, yeah, there's a couple things we got coming up. So I think we talked about it
last episode where I was talking about where we had some equipment come in that was going to allow
us to do some zoom interviews. That equipment arrived. It's currently in a box. No, it's sitting
in that folder next to you on the couch and our recording studio. So yeah, along with some other
stuff that needs to be unboxed. There is, in the bags I can see there is a headphone app. There's
headphones. There's some type of interface and there's also a nine inch purple dildo. Now you're
exhausting me. Exhausted me. But we still have yet to, I still have yet to connect that stuff.
Yeah, why would I do it? Exactly. But here really soon we're hoping to bring in some of our out of
state friends for some interviews and then of course we have some local friends that have expressed
interest in coming on. So we're going to definitely going to hit on that in season two. And they're
actually, there's another podcast out there that talked about bringing in some other people for
interviews and stuff like that. What are they called again? Let me give them a quick plug.
I'm going to look this up. We can just take it away, baby. No pressure. No pressure. I was having a
good old conversation about TikTok and then you just stole the microphone from me. Now you're
going to throw it back at me when I am not ready for it. We were done with TikTok. We're done with
TikTok. It's over. Done. So we have some things coming up. Of course we have the Lust Party,
which we do every month. And this one is themed Lucky in Lust. So a very St. Patty's Day theme.
Why is that? For what does Lucky in Lust mean to you? What does it mean to me? What does it mean to
you? Well, you don't want to say luck. You came up with the theme. I did because you don't want to
say lucky in love. That's what the people say. You're lucky in love, but a play on it is lucky
in lust. You didn't know what I meant by that? I totally did. I was just giving you a shout.
Oh, I was like, welcome to the world. I like seeing you struggle for a second. Is he joking?
Are you serious? I found the information. Go for it, babe.
So there's another podcast called Swinger's Couch Podcast, and they actually just recently
celebrated their one-year anniversary as well. And they're really reaching out to the community and
asking people for like OF creators if you want to come in and advertise. If you have a product
in the lifestyle, they're open and they're also open to interview another podcaster. So
there are a couple from Florida, which is where I come from. So I'm going to reach out to them
pretty soon once I get all this because all this equipment we were talking about is the same type
of equipment we probably need for us to zoom in to their show. So I want to make sure we get all
that set up and test it out on our end before we commit to anything like that. How many podcast,
how many lifestyle podcasts do you listen to? I feel like it's a lot. Too many. Yeah, I run out.
Every morning I wake up and there's like, you know, new published ones. And I have a lot that I
listen to. I would say there's probably 12 that I listen to like weekly. Like I actually know.
I know the characters. I know the people. I know where they're from. They're not characters,
they're people. Some of them play characters in their parking lot. Yeah. To an extent.
To an extent. I mean, obviously it's based on real life, but I mean, everybody, you know,
plays some type of character. You know that. I don't play a character. You don't play a character.
I don't play a character. Anyways, but I play me. You play you. I play me.
Right. Well, anyways, I'm going to reach out to them and see if we can have a conversation,
but I want to get all this shit set up over here first before we do all that. But I feel like
this podcast has just been like a to-do list. It is. It's just kind of a catch up. Like a check
mark. When I ask you, when we're getting ready to talk about what are we going to talk about? And
it's a very loose, you give me a very loose itinerary. I gave you a very strict itinerary.
Actually more strict than I normally give you. That's bullshit. I said we should talk about how
when we go out like doing vanilla shit, sometimes we end up being completely upside down. Pineapple.
And upside down. That is very true. Yeah. So why are we not talking about that?
Because I told you, I don't want to go super long on this episode. You're the worst. You are the best
at being the worst. So anyways, we're going to go over a couple little housekeeping really quick.
Oh my gosh. So what are we doing Saturday? I already said it. Which is where? The Lucky and Lust.
In what community? DTF. Okay. We're doing that Saturday. What are we doing the week after?
We're going on a cruise. The weekend after we're going to be in LA, you and I are just going to
be hanging out. Oh yeah, next weekend? Yeah. Oh yeah, we're going to be in LA. We're going to
try some things up in LA, but we couldn't find anything that- Peaked Art interest.
Which is so weird. It's LA. Oh, we know how we feel about LA. I know. I'm not the biggest
fan of LA. We also looked in Orange County, which I'm a slightly bigger fan of Orange County,
especially the more San Diego feeling areas of Orange County such as Huntington Beach,
but still could not really find a hold of it. Newport doesn't have San Diego vibes.
Huntington has San Diego vibes. But anyway, we looked in that area. We didn't really find anything
that- you had one thing that you wanted to do, but they didn't have their event the weekend. We
were going to be up there. That was actually in LA. No, I know. I'm just saying- That was called the
Love Shack House Party. Yeah, we were talking about going to that, but they didn't have it.
It was like every other weekend. Except then there was like the weekend we were going to be there.
Skipped our weekend. Yeah. Skipped our weekend. So we're actually going to be doing some local
tiki bars and just kind of hanging out in the area. So that'll be fun. Which leads me to the
topic I wanted to discuss tonight. You're welcome. Is that what you're doing? I was leading you to it.
Liar. Oh my gosh, woman. Who are you? Oh my god, you're the worst. I am the worst. I was-
So- So-
I don't know. You couldn't just roll with it? Right now I don't know if you're serious or not.
I was rolling to it because you said- But you-
You- Then you had to call me out when I was rolling to it. No, you were rolling to play.
So anyways, so we were looking to do some things. We couldn't find anything. Yeah, but anyway-
So we decided to just go to LA and keep it fresh, baby. See what happens.
Which sometimes-
Sometimes leads to more than what we would do if we were at a party. So-
Yes. Okay, so that was what I was trying- That's what we were trying to-
Such a good point, babe. Say, I know, such a good point.
Is that- So we do these parties. We go to these parties and in general, like we have a fantastic
time, but like you and I, our vibe is not necessarily to be in the middle of an orgy in a big room and
like- I had a say in the other day. Do all the things. At least that's in our vibe right now.
I don't know what you're saying. I had a saying that I came up in my head. You said to me? Yeah.
Well, you said it was in your head. No, I told you. Oh. I said it was in my head initially. I dreamt it.
I don't know why it's so weird, but- Okay. I said we are more-
Oh, we're- We are very fucking profound. We are more here for the hang than the bang. Yeah. Yes.
So when we're at these- At parties. Yes, when we're at these bigger parties, we tend to dive
into the social aspect of this. Right. Well, there's just so many people, so much going on.
Like- So many people we know. So many people we know. And if we do anything, usually it's pretty
public, like out in the open stuff and it's softer on the softer side. And I mean, just because it's
not really our style. I mean, I personally don't mind in some settings being like the center of
attention, but it's not really my thing. Like, I don't- Like, which people would be like, okay,
sure, whatever, because I mean, I'm the first one topless. But like, in general, I'm not like-
Everybody look at me, you know, and I already stand out like a sore thumb. Like,
I don't know about a sore thumb, but I already stand out. So it's just, I don't know. I'm more
introverted, you're more introverted, which a lot of people would not know about us except for
like, if they really know us, you know, because in social settings, we tend to push ourselves. But
anyway, so we're not like the middle of the bed, like middle of the room, bed type of like, or
me, like, I'm not like, hey, let me get on the pole or like things like that. That's not really
like what we do. So we do tend to like, if we do anything at a party, it's usually behind a closed
door. Like any of the stories we've told at parties have been like, we've tried to find more
of a private area with maybe a couple and the couple usually has to be the one to push it a bit.
Like, we're always interested, but it's like that couple kind of has to be the one.
So it has to be the gas. Yeah, exactly for us at parties. Like, there's only one party we've ever
been to where you were the gas. Me? Well, yeah, you were the gas, the hardcore gas. Really?
Yeah, you had a lead foot that night.
You don't remember? Ultimately, it didn't happen. Okay. Well, I'm a terrible gas then.
No, you made every attempt. It was the swing hearts party. Oh, yeah, I was trying. We had a
we had a group of six people. Yeah, you had a lead foot. We had a group of six people.
And you were like, let's go find a room and let's go. Yeah. And I was kind of like,
a little taken aback. Like, okay, that's, that's different, you know, all right. But that was the
party where all the rooms were just packed and there's like lines out the door. And I was not
feeling it. Yeah. And then we kind of walked back there and looked at a couple different rooms and
it just didn't work out. But then we went out, we went back outside. That's where I did the,
where I suggested we all do the let's do a round robin of round robin of dick sucking.
So that was like the one time where I was your foot got like, yeah, and at that party,
yeah, they had a water bottle on the floor and it got stuck underneath the gas pedal and just
pushed it. Well, that was the one party though, we've kind of talked about that party, I think
already too, in one of these podcasts. But that was a party where we really didn't know anybody
in the way that we know people at the less parties. So I wasn't as like social with just
everybody. It was like, there was people there that we knew that we liked. So I'm like, let's just
do this, you know, like, we definitely, we definitely had our little, yeah, kind of click
from the last. So I think that's probably where I was more like, let's just, I mean, what are we
doing? We I could sit around and talk to you guys at a bar, like we're here, like let's go do our,
you know what I mean? I'm not feeling like I'm going to miss out on anything because the people I
want to hang out with are right here. And so let's just go fuck around. But that didn't work out.
Fail. But, um, but like when we go to the last and again, I wasn't mind, like my intention was
never to be like, Oh, let's go into this big orgy room and like, like make a scene, you know what
I mean? I don't know. I'm always like, I don't want to be the scene. I don't want to be. I don't,
I don't know. So anyway, so we don't do a lot of that, like at parties, we end up doing, we end
up doing soft stuff. Or if we do anything, it's usually behind like a closed door, we try to
find a private area and it's like usually one, I like to go and I like to go into a one-ish couple.
One-ish. I'm a single female. I like to, uh, I like to find the host private closet. Yeah,
there you go. And go in there and just like lay their clothes on the floor. And just have at it.
On their clothes. Yeah. I hope that's a good way to get uninvited to any party. I'm gonna let him
know. Hey, next time. Black light your clothes. Black light your clothes. No. Um, but anyway, so,
so what we find a lot of times is that when we go out, like in vanilla settings, we end up doing
the most upside down pineapple things because it does tend to be a little more intimate and like,
we'll just meet somebody randomly or, or meet up with somebody who- When your group tends to be much
smaller. Yeah. Because you're not, you're not like walking around between 30 people. Yeah. Like
shaking babies and kissing hands. Exactly. So like you said, we're here for the hang more than the
bang, like at the parties. Like we want to meet people, meet new people, maybe find new people
we want to hang out with and then like- And more people to bang out with. Yeah, exactly. And we're
not opposed to necessarily, but like I said, we're just not trying to be the center of attention.
So anyway, so yeah, so we do find that like when we go out vanilla, which has been the past two
weekends, I feel like we've done, we've kind of toyed between doing vanilla stuff and like not,
and like doing, and like going to a party, let's say. And when I say vanilla, I mean, like, it's
just, it's us and we do what we want to do. Like it's not like with vanilla friends, but just like
more going to a bar and then seeing when that bar takes us and maybe it takes us to another bar
and then maybe, you know, wherever, like two weekends ago, took us to a bar and then took
us to another bar and then it took us to another city for a party. Yeah. It's like so random,
like not intending. We're at, it was probably about 11. 11 o'clock. We're at a bar and we're,
we are literally, we're going to go to one more bar and then head back to a local casino. Oh yeah.
And we got a text message from, we brought them up a few times, the originators of the LS to us,
and they texted us out of nowhere. They're like, hey, come to someone's house house and we're like,
why? Who? And why? We're like, we know, we know them, but we do not know their why. Yeah. And
yeah, we don't know where they live. Like we knew where they, like we knew the city they lived in,
but we've never been to their house. So we had never, we don't have their address. Nothing. And
we didn't know why we were going and like, why? Yeah, they're like, it's a party. It's a party.
We're like, okay. And then you're like, no, it's 11. I'm like, come on, where's your sense of adventure?
You're like, we were going to go to the casino and have food.
We're going to hit the buffet.
Late night meal. So now instead of paying slots, we're going to go play with slots.
So then we called the, you had already called the Uber and then you're like,
basically like the Uber was going to take us to the casino, but then I got into the Uber and I
like leaned in and I was like, Hey, would you mind taking us over to this city and we changed our
destination instead of taking us to the casino? And he was like, sure, just changed it on the app.
I'm like, okay, babe, it's happening. He said we could do it. So then yeah, we ended up over like
crosstown towns and getting home at like four a.m. I was sent though, not a good time.
Nothing, nothing crazy happened at that party, but it was just one of those
vanilla nights lead to some of the crazy. Yeah. And then because you go like to these parties
and you already kind of have a little bit of a preconception as to what's going to happen. Yeah.
And or what could happen, what could happen like you. Yeah. And especially since we've done these
parties monthly, you tend to have a pretty good idea where it's going to go. Yeah. What,
or where it could go. I mean, honestly, at any of these, we could just be like, yeah,
like this is where we want it to go. And we could, you know, find somebody to go there with us. But
but got any plans? Yeah, exactly. But yeah, sometimes it's just like, okay, that's not what
we thought even five minutes ago, our night was going to end or how it was going to end.
I was ready to call it a night. Yeah. Oh, we're going to go to a city 45 minutes away
to a party where we know nobody. We knew two couples, three couples, because we knew the
couples that was we knew people who invited us. And then we knew another couple that was there.
Yeah. It was fun. Anyway, that was fun. And then last weekend, this past weekend that we just had,
we were kind of toying with the idea of going to a party and we had heard mixed reviews about the
party and I weren't really sure. And then ultimately, it was going to end up being like a hotel room.
And we didn't know the host. We didn't know the party. Yeah, even from the hotel, like,
we were just tuned from the party because we don't drink and drive. So we do all those things. So
we were like, and we had already committed to vanilla, an actual vanilla party earlier in the
day. So we were like, it's going to be there later. And we're just like this whole thing. So
anyway, ultimately, we were like, you know what, let's just go out after the vanilla party, like
let's just go out normal in our town. And then that night, we ended up meeting up with some
upside down pineapple friends. Say LS. That's a lot. That's a lot. So many words.
Upside down pineapple. Yeah. Is harder to say than LS. No. I like the so many words. Oh.
It's like the advanced search. Colorful. Our friends that are common.
Okay, our LS friends, let's get technical. We're going to get like medical on you guys.
How is LS getting technical? But upside down pineapple friends. Somehow it rolls off the tongue
easier. Yeah, because that's we're drinking upside down pineapple drinks. It all ties together, babe.
Anyway, so we ended up meeting up with a lot of LS friends. Okay. And
what's that called with the voice? Valley girl. Valley girl, but it's called the
um, the uh, I don't know. It is a term for it. Okay. And you digress. Yes. Look it up.
How would you Google it? You'd be like, uh, what is this? It's not gonna be that hard.
It's already taking too long. Anyway, so we ended up meeting up with
it's called vocal fry.
Oh my god, I'm dead. Was that one movie where he's like, uh, can I get a, uh, a tall latte and
she's like whipped cream with that. Yeah. And then he's on a tiktok. He's like, why are you saying
it like that? And she's like, what do you mean? And then he's like, fuck you or something. And
she's like, fuck you. He's like, see, that's your real voice. You can't talk normal.
So anyway, so anyway, um, so we were, okay. So if anybody is not on Cassidy, you can do like
rendezvous. Okay. I'm like, where the fuck are you going? Yeah. No, I'm just saying. So anytime we
do go out, like I would like to preface this anytime we do that, like the other one, SLS,
it's called like a hot date or something like that. But in Cassidy, it's rendezvous. Okay. So
anytime we go out, I'm pretty sure like regardless of what we're doing, you put out a rendezvous
because you a freak. I typically say you a horny freak. I typically say, you know, we're going out
on the night tonight. If you see us, say hello. Yeah. I don't ever say, but regardless, come get
some right. But it gets, it gets, you want this deep? You want this deep?
The pussy's hot and reddish. Like little ceases.
But there are like stars of like how down, like how DTF you are. You can read it. Yeah. Anyway, so
it's a fucking point. You're the one in a rough TV and creating all this commotion.
Okay. So you always do that. So to say that I guess this stuff just happens to us is probably
not fully fair because you do put shit out in the universe and then like it comes back, right?
It's like a boomerang. And then it blows up. No. So anyway, we were at a bar and there was a group of
lifestyle people who ended up coming out. Yes. So it was kind of we weren't going to go there
originally. There was another couple. There was another couple. I already said that we were going
to go to a party. No, no, no, no. There was another couple that was also going to go to the party.
But they decided not to go there as well. Right. So our original plan was not to go to this particular
venue. But then everybody was part of it though. You weren't going to go. That was it was in my
brain to go. So I'm glad it was in your fucking brain, but I make a decision. Look at me. I manifested
it. You might have because we went. Did we go? We went. We sure did spend our whole night there.
I had not the whole night. I definitely do not go there to that venue on a regular though.
We were going to go to our normal place. No, I know. But we there is a good band playing.
But I also want my main goal is to hit the the one bar we always hit hit and then
the place with the reggae band. We're going to see them on St. Patrick's Day.
No. Oh, I thought you said they were playing on St. Patrick's Day.
Okay. So we're seeing them at St. Patrick's Day. That was that was the kind of the concept. But then
actually at the same place that you said you never go to that we were at that night.
All right, guys, it's been a great night. I'm about to kill this whole.
No, anyways, but all the rendezvous started mixing. And then once there was like,
there was probably five couples that all the rendezvous started to mix. And I was like, hey,
let's all just meet. Yeah. And that's what happened. We all meet it. Meet it.
We meet it at this one place. And yes. Yeah. So anyway, we were so that was fun. We had a good
time. It was a good band. And I mean, afterwards the music was good. We danced. But anyway, so
then we time that we leave there. It was actually earlier than they closed.
And yeah, but we it was probably better probably wasn't too much earlier by the time we got an
Uber and stuff. I don't know. I want to say one was it I want to say we got back here at one
because time changed that night. So while it was 4am when we were done, it was 3am.
Five. Five am. It pushed forward. So it was 4am then went to 5am. I thought it was 3am went to
4am to 2am is when it shoots for. Yeah, I know. I'm just saying when they left, I felt like I
thought it was 4am. They left at yeah. It's like. So technically 3am. But we got home. I think we
got okay. So we got here. I could check the ring at 1am. I think we got 1am. Yeah. So anyway,
we left there. We brought a couple home to our home because you wanted to show somebody our
shower. Somebody needed to get in our shower besides us. We recently remodeled our shower and it's
it's pretty large. It's dual head. It has an oral bench and while we have it. Which is just a bench
that you have named the oral bench. When the contractors are here. I know you told them this
is an oral bench which is so embarrassing. You can literally fit I would say four women
hip to hip to hip to hip to hip on this one bench. Yeah easy. You could fit five if you're
squeezing in there tiny. Yep. So ultimately I want to see if we can fit eight to ten in there
in that shower. Now we've hit four and it was quite comfortable. It was plenty of room to go. Yeah,
we were all on kind of one side because we're all on the oral bench. Exactly. So we brought them home.
We got in the shower and proceeded to utilize the oral bench. So she gave you oral. I gave him
oral. Then I gave him oral. No you didn't. I might have touched his butt. He likes his butt touched.
He likes his butt crushed like like his butt hole crushed. Oh okay. Like. He likes his butt hole
crushed. This episode is going a little bit longer than I anticipated. So then we got out of said shower.
After we were nice and clean. After no nobody got clean. We literally jumped in there. I washed my
private areas. No there's just a term which weren't so private. They were very public.
Very public. No the yes there's a term. There's a fucking term I cannot think of. But anyways.
Anyway so then we got out. We got into the bed and I don't even know what happened. A lot of
things happened. Yeah. You did a no. You did a spit roast. Yep. I'm pretty sure he was giving her anal.
There was some of that. Well I think it was while you were spit roasting him. I mean.
I'm dead. That's not what I meant. On that note. I can't breathe. That's not what I meant to say.
I'm a. Why did I get a visual. I got a visual of myself doing that.
Oh my God. I can't breathe. That's not what I meant. Holy shit. I didn't.
I didn't read that. What I meant was you were part of his spit roast with him. Not like you would.
Do you need to blow your nose. No. I can't breathe. I know.
So yes we had a lot of fun. There was a lot of things that happened. There was
there was there was 69s. There was 96. 96. Oh I think the first thing when we got into the bed.
I said on hit. I said I what I think I said to him is I you owe me a face setting or something like
that and I sat on his face and so then she said on your face that we did that for a bit
and then I think you guys flipped to a 69. Sounds about right. I don't remember what had happened.
There was a point where he was fucking her and you went underneath. That was when you were getting
that was part of the spit roast. Yeah. I don't know if your your move negated. It probably did.
It turned into something different. Well that's because that's actually when he came.
Yeah. Yeah. Which you don't remember. I do but I don't. Well I mean he weren't part of it really
to be honest. I wasn't I wasn't down. I wasn't down there. But you did. I was down there and
but and he said I think I'm going to come and you're like do it. Do it. You don't remember
say that because I asked you the next day because you're like he came like yeah he came all over
her ass because I had to go get her a towel. Do it. Do it. It's one of those things like when
you remind me I'm like oh that's right. Yeah. It all kind of comes back. Yeah. Comes back.
Comes on her back. Well well well well. Yeah. Anyway that was fun. We did a whole lot of
what is it horizontal gymnastics. All the things and then they left it like I think it was well
time changed like I said that night. So I think it was like 4am so it was like 3am or 4 30. It was
almost 5 so it was like 4 anyway. Yeah. It was like two and a half hours of vertical gymnastics.
You know what the best part of the night was my favorite my highlight. What. Macaroni and cheese
at the end. Oh yeah. Definitely not my highlight. I was like that's weak. I was fucking starving
after all the vertical gymnastics and they left. Yeah. You're like we need to eat. We went down
stairs and we're sitting there and we had to get up in just a couple hours but I'm like I'm starving.
You're like 16 minutes macaroni and cheese. Let's go first. Let's go. So that was really good.
Think about that mac and cheese. I know and I could have just made you top ramen.
You could have but it wouldn't have hit the same. No. No. So yeah sometimes the
sometimes the here's the thing about this night. I definitely manifested some of it.
It was never a complete like wide open innocent vanilla night like sometimes redo.
Yeah. We don't do that much anymore though. We were hanging because you put a raw debut out
every time we go out. So it's not like a hundred percent innocent vanilla.
But we're going into this particular couple that we've had some fun with before
and earlier in the night she had asked me so you guys have a sitter and I was like yeah
she's like for the whole night. I was like you know it and I had earlier in the night I had
you know cleaned up the kitchen and you know washed some dishes kind of put some shit away.
I just thought of something. Yeah I know. So I kind of because you're not a big fan of
bringing people home. I'm not. You're fucking weird. We have a great house for entertaining.
It's not huge. No. But we got a dope space. We put a lot of work into our backyard. We have a
beautiful bar. Our house is beautiful and it's great for entertaining not parties of 100 but I
mean you know for select groups of people it's great. But you have this thing about it. So I try to
fix it up as much as possible so you have less to bitch about. If something happens I'm like hey
let's let's bring these people home. You're like oh but the dishes I had already told him though.
I had already had like a full conversation with him. I think in the back of the car on our way
at the back of the Uber on the way here because he was sitting in the middle of the two of us
and I was like just listen like I'm like I have laundry sitting on a like chair. I'm like it's
clean but I just haven't put it away yet. I'm like I it's like shit like that and he's like
police. We have a constant rotation of whether the laundry is dirty or clean or this or that
or whatever and I'm like I know everybody has like these things in their lives because lives are so
busy that like yeah you're gonna have laundry every now and then that's clean that you didn't get to
put away so it's sitting somewhere you know or whatever the case may be but it's just like I just
I feel like I'm I don't stand alone in this as a woman that it's just like I can't never
stand with you on this. Well because you're not a woman but like it's just like I don't like somebody
like judging me like why can't she put away her laundry as soon as she dries it like it just doesn't
happen sometimes. I would say that anybody that enters into our room in a later part of the night
when my lights are turned to a magenta, dim, sexy music, playing the last thing they should be
thinking is anything about laundry unfolded. Yeah and I'm pretty sure that exactly is what it is.
They're like yeah that's gonna be fine so when we got back to the house they're like I was like
hey do you want to hit the jacuzzi and they're like no we really want to check out this shower.
All right say less. So anyway so we're downstairs I made a couple of cocktails and we're you know
drinking it acting like you know we're just acting like we're gonna drink it because we had already
all had way too much not I don't want to say way too much drink but we all had had a lot to drink.
Yeah we didn't need another one but it was like hey that's what we do. Yeah we're good hosts we're
gonna make you a drink. Exactly. So so when the decision was made to go check out the shower
you and I we start heading up the stairs and you can take over from here. So okay so prior to
this night which literally we don't bring people to our house we've had literally
actually this couple is the only couple that's been in our bedroom and this is the second time and
they're only I think like we've had some couples to our house but like we haven't been able to play
but like as far as play like actively being able to play with couples they're only the second
that we've been able to play like that we've played without our house and the only one that's
been up to our bedroom. So it's not like this happens all the time but just like randomly
literally like a week and a half ago I think we've been trying to keep our dog off of our bed
because she has bad hip problems. Yeah the old lab. Yeah so we have this like we were trying to
figure out ways to keep her well first we were just gonna keep it okay anyway like
the whole story first we're just gonna keep her out of the room but then I felt bad for her because
she's fled with us her whole life. So what happens is she jumps out of the bed and she jumps off
multiple times at a night and then her hip we think because she's like limping and stuff so
it used to be very stealth now it's like a thud. Yeah and our floors we used to have carpet and
now we have wood so it's like she slides and anyway it's just doesn't it's like she wants to be up
there but it's like not healthy for her at this point in her life. Yeah she's gonna hurt herself.
So exactly so instead of keeping her out of our room which we tried one night but I couldn't
sleep because I felt really bad about that we decided hey let's put like one of those like
baby like guards up on the side of the bed that she would normally jump on which is your side of
the bed and that way she won't jump on the bed and then she won't jump off so she can just sleep
next to me because most of the time she'll start on the bed before she'd jump off and jump on jump
off but ultimately at the end of the night she ends up just laying on the floor on my side of the
bed probably because we have a blanket down there probably because her fucking hip yeah I have a
blanket and all the bed everything down there for her but probably because her fucking hips hurt
from jumping on and off the bed all night so she ends up just laying on the side so I'm like let's
just stop all this jumping on and off thing let's just have her just lay on the side of me anyway
so we have the thing up so you had told me if anybody is coming I didn't know it was a joke
no no no no 100,000 I want that out but I was joking in the sense of like hey if we bring
somebody back because like it's it never happens that way yeah because we don't bring people back
I'm just like we literally had this one couple twice back so okay so you tell me that so but
you tell me like hey if we bring anybody back like make sure this this has to go because I was
basically the old people yeah it does it really does it's so bad so then I so as soon as like we
start going up the stairs I don't know what clicked in my brain I was like oh shit we have to get this
thing off he's gonna be mad that I he left it up there so I bolt up the stairs and I try like
ripping it out from underneath the bed she beats me up the stairs I'm like I'm coming behind her
and she's like ripping at this thing which is it's pretty pretty attached to the underside of the
cushion and you have to lift up the cushion and she's like yanking on this and I'm I walking I'm
like like what the hell is happening she's like you told me you have to get this off the bed
I'm like yanking it off I'm like tearing it apart I'm literally I'm like I'm like
as far as Rex in there like and in meantime the other two are like slowly coming up the stairs
do do hear their footsteps like no you're like what are you doing like you said I had to get it
away I've never seen you listen to my instructions so strongly oh my god and then we're both just
laughing and in the next day we were both like crying laughing about it was like what the heck
was your problem like you said I had to give this fucking thing laid on the floor for like two days
because I didn't want to fix it it's all hanging off by the straps I know it was so bad oh my god
I'm pretty sure they still had to we still had to explain it because it was like half on the
bed half on it yeah because my side of the bed is the side facing the shower so when we
went from the shower to the bed we all stepped on it yeah what the hell it was we still had to
explain why the fuck we had like a baby gate on the side of the bed oh my god this is why we can't
bring people to our house maybe maybe you just need to plant better maybe I should just pre-warn them
like as well as the fact that I don't have all my laundry folded there is there is a baby gate
there is side role protection things get too crazy you're gonna stay on the bed maybe we need to get
one on each side just to match it like shit gets weird up in here it's like a it's like an octagon
like it's like wrestling let's get Bruce buffer comes out let's get ready to rumble in the left
corner we have mr and mrs Emily sweets in the right corner no one because they aren't allowed to
come here they don't break anybody hope oh my god I'm dead um yeah that's funny I'm tired that was so
funny it's fucking ridiculous but it was a fun night we broke in our shower yeah with four people
christened it you know now our our next step is like I said I want to do eight to ten people in
there it's a lot we didn't have a door so it would have been weird before but now there's a big ass door
and we are set like we can pat the shower yeah yeah we had like uh just two ceiling floor pieces of
glass but we had an opening in the middle which was our intention to leave but it didn't work out
it was letting out way too much water and it was the cold air was getting your butt cold yeah it wasn't
as sexy as it seemed it would be so goosebumps on my butt not that extent not that sexy but now we
have a door yeah it's nice and hot in there so yeah I'm ready to outsource so if you would like to be
next in the shower send me an email to the sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com once again the
sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com I'm exhausted I am too big that was a lot of laughing
though well we're already two minutes or an hour what we're an hour and two minutes
I wanted this to be like a solid 20 you know what's gonna happen with me
that's right it's always gonna be longer than 20 that's true all right so before we head out for
the night let's retouch this evening what touch what are we touching touching hands reaching out
touching me touching you
sweet side of life
this drink must have been a little bit stronger than I thought this whipped cream block is kicking
my ass anyway so we got uh Saturday March 16th yeah we're gonna be at the last party
yes here in Southern California Fosho you can find it on the DTF Productions community
in May we are gonna be at EDR for Memorial Day weekend fuck yeah that's gonna be fun
we're gonna be there Friday Friday night Saturday Saturday night Sunday Sunday night come home
Monday maybe we're not sure we might be dead yeah we're definitely coming home Monday so we're gonna
be at EDR is the jam on freaking Memorial Day it is exotic dreams resort it's a pool resort
party type situation in Palm Springs California you can check it out at edrhotel.com
check it out Memorial Day it's a beast party you have to reserve rooms there months ahead we actually
were reserved our rooms for this May back in September and we didn't even get the room we wanted
we didn't get the room we wanted mother fuck mother fuckers but then in June at the end of June
we are doing dirty Vegas oh yeah yeah so we're actually gonna head out to Vegas on Wednesday
that Wednesday of the June the last weekend of June like the 27th no it's not it's the middle of
June it's the 21st it's the 19th through the 22nd I think I know I'm right yeah so we go out the 19th
in the 20th we'll just be hanging out down there in uh Old Town Vegas Old Vegas although there is
this new bar in the Luxor I think that's the playground for adults yeah it's not adult playground
no it's not like like an LS playground but kind of look cool anyway ball pits we're just gonna do
like Vegas shit because I feel like this is a whole another story but I feel like um so Plesch is
doing their dirty Vegas in Vegas which is like a great theme and it's a great place to do it but
it's like you're not really in Vegas right because if you're doing all the Plesch shit then you're
just doing Plesch really you could be anywhere right you could be at any hotel doing that anywhere
so I like I'm happy we're able to figure it out where we could go out earlier so we could do Vegas
stuff because it's been a while since we've been in Vegas just do Vegas shit in Vegas you know if
you're gonna go all the way out there yeah so yeah we got Wednesday and Thursday doing some Vegas
shit and then Friday we have a concert we're going to and then Friday night Saturday night Sunday
is all dirty Vegas yep then coming home on Monday so yeah I'm already exhausted
and uh yeah a fun stuff coming up that's uh yeah we got a fun couple months and then of course we
got the monthly less party so we actually uh we have a couple ways you can get a hold of us you can
email us at the sweet side of live podcast at outlook.com we'd love to hear from you guys
and you can also find our tiktok at the sweet side of life podcast is put that in the search bar
check it out and hopefully you find us before tiktok is banned and um we also oh we have a community
on Cassidy if you look up the sweet side of life podcast is it sweet side of life or just
sweet side of life podcast I think it's sweet side of life search that in the community and uh yeah
can talk to us there as well so we're trying to trying to build up a couple different areas and
see what happens I'd like to quit my job okay that's not gonna happen
it's not gonna happen not gonna happen and uh on a really quick note before we head out of here
crown blackberry what's your opinion we're not gonna discuss that not yet no does that hurt
your soul too much a little bit and I also would like my support system I don't know after the
last party maybe we can discuss it because I think I think my other my friend we have some friends
that who uh is here for me with that we're gonna try and find a recipe we like so what you're
saying is currently just just your laugh so we're we're looking to get sponsored by crown peach but
maybe not crown blackberry I didn't say that don't put words in my mouth what can I put in your mouth
anyways when enjoying the sweet side of life keep your pineapples upside down believe in
unicorns and keep shaking it up love you love you too if you would like to get in contact with us
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