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And we're back live on January 3rd. It didn't take us that long to do our recap.
Look at us go. Look at our recovery. This is our recap. Slowly. This is our recap for
New Year's Eve. We did release a hit in the streets with the sweets on
the 30th. Because we did a whole weekend. Yes, we're on our way down to San Diego
and we partied. Hard. And so that's it. So thank you guys for listening. We're just going to go ahead
and wrap this up at one minute and 32 seconds. We have sleep to get to. So the plan is always to try
to release a hit in the streets with the sweets recap the next day or shortly thereafter. I mean,
we need our recovery and I know in the hitting the streets with the sweets one,
I said and I think I said it twice now that, Hey, maybe we could do it during
the day. And it crosses my mind and then I get easily distracted. Squirrel. I mean,
it's it's easy to get distracted and I always have a fear of FOMO. So
it's it's tough to be like, let's sit down and do something else really quick other than the party.
Fear of FOMO. It's a double fear. No, it's not a fear of FOMO. I have major FOMO.
Like I'm like, wait, isn't FOMO fear of missing out? So you have fear of fear of the fear of
missing out. I have all of it. Yes. So anyways, before we get too far, as always, this is a
drinking show unless we're driving unless we're driving, which in that case, I sit in the back
and have a drink. Tonight we are drinking two new cocktails for us on this show, not for us in
general, but on the show. So tonight I am drinking a rum runner, which is basically even pours of
white rum, which I use Bacardi white and then a dark rum, which I use Appleton and then a
shot of, well, in this case, I'm doing even pours, but I'm doing full shot. So I got a shot of Bacardi
white, a shot of Appleton, and then I got a shot of Banana Le Corp. And then I have a shot of Blackberry
Le Corp. Won't be that strong in a bar. No, in a bar, you're unlikely to get this version of the drink.
And then it's a shot of one ounce of pineapple, one ounce of OJ, and then it's got a little bit of
grenadine in there for color. And that is a rum runner. It originated in Key West, Florida, if I
recall correctly. Could you go totally go and you are drinking a Magarita and I what's that?
I know super rare drink that you can only find in very few bars. But mine is with Casamigos tequila,
because that's one I like. No, like we didn't get endorsed by them, which if but hey, if if either
George Clooney or Crown Royal wants to endorse this, they can hit us up.
You can hit us up at the sweet side of live podcast at outlook.com. And we'll gladly promote
it. And all that good stuff. Yeah, so I do Casamigos tequila. I like the Blanco, but I'll probably
then they'll probably would work too. For tequila, though, I like the Blanco and then I mean for the
Magarita and then how many shots? I'm a wild one. Four shots of tequila. That's it. That's it.
Two shots of lime juice. So I should say ounces of four ounces of tequila, two ounces of lime juice,
and one ounce of approximately of agave. And I do it on the rocks. I liked my I like my ice
crushed, but I do it on the rocks with crushed ice and a salt rim and a salt rim. Yes. And I drink it
in a big ass wine glass, which is a stimulus wine glass, which is I've tried to drink it in the
regular Margarita glasses, which we have. It's hard to say that much tequila. Yeah. That's facts.
This glass is like an oversized glass, oversized, stemless wine glass, and it's ready for my drink.
It just works out anyway. So here we are. That's what it is. That being said, cheers.
Yummy. So this this particular drink I did four shots, but a lot of times
on the weekend, I do like an ounce and a half of each of the four.
Of course. Too many Christmas. And I thought my drink was strong. It was funny. I made this
my Margarita for a friend and she was like, Oh my gosh, this is so good. I'm like, yeah,
this is like my version of a skinny Margarita because I'm not really into like the soda water
and things that they add to the and I don't really like the mix or I don't like the orange.
Super basic. Anyway, she's like, this is really good. And then like, she started feeling tipsy.
She was like, I don't know why like after just half that Margarita, I'm already like,
feeling good. And I was like, she's and I was like, well, do you want to like,
do you want another one? And she was like, yeah, I think I do. So then she finished that one that
we started another one. She's like, she's like, I'm like feeling like this, like I'm feeling drunk.
And I was like, well, it could have something to do with the fact that I put four shots of tequila
in my Margarita. She's like, what? Yeah. I'm like, yeah, it's not really a bar pour.
Not at all. You've you've become a professional drinker over the years. So I have. I don't know
if that's good or not. I mean, I keep it. I have not cheap and I keep it to but I do keep try to
keep it mostly to the weekend. Yeah, most of the time. But the good thing about practice and the
way you have and becoming about tolerances, like you and I can go out and you can hang. Yeah,
I can't do a drink for drink. That's for sure. But I can't right there. Get there. It depends
on what I've eaten that day. That's true. Yeah. But I also have another very appointment appointment.
appointment. Very. Yeah, I've been drinking too. Very important announcement. What?
Some of the other podcasts I listened to, they they tend to have the woman
do the podcast topless. Oh, and tonight we are trying that method. And I must say I'm very pleased
with the results so far. Do I sound better with my top off? You definitely do. You sound like,
like they say, as from a singer standpoint, like when you're singing, it's best to stand up and
free your diaphragm. Right. I free my titties. I feel like your tank tops are like constrict in
your chest and your breathing in your diaphragm. So your voice sounds better. Does it? My attitude
is better. My willingness to do a podcast is better. So we're trying our hardest to stick on the
once a week. Oh, like holiday podcast deal. We've already failed. No, no, the problem is just like
we've gotten it. We did like we've posted it though. Yeah, I know we've done one, but yeah,
I'm pretty sure I'll have to double check the schedule, but we are now on episode nine.
Not included in our bonus. So I feel like we've I think we've hit the goals that we set forward.
I mean, the initial goal was once a month and we definitely did that. No, the initial goal was once
every two weeks and Tuesday that five monthly. That's right. And then it kind of twiddled to
then we twiddled, dwindled, twiddled and dwindled. Then we said, okay, that's a little much. It is
kind of a lot. It felt it felt forced when we tried to do it more frequently sometimes. Because
sometimes you're just in the mood and sometimes you're not. You're like, yeah, sometimes I want to
talk to people who are not there. And sometimes I don't. And then the crazy doctors come and
take me away. I couldn't have said it better myself. But anyways, so we wanted to, you know,
get back and do some somewhat of a recap to our New Year's Eve adventure. So we discussed doing it
on the way home on Monday morning because we, we went out Saturday. Yes, Saturday afternoon,
which is the 30th and we partied there. And then we did Sunday actually New Year's Eve.
And then we came home on Monday. Yeah. And by the time we had breakfast in us and we're on our way home,
I was more or less falling asleep at the wheel. We were exhausted. And you did nothing to help
keep me awake. Right. You barely talked. I was exhausted as well. There was no way we were going
to get a podcast on that day. No, no, no. But here we are. And my breakfast disappointed me.
It is now Wednesday, the third. And yeah, we're gonna do it hump day, camel day, camel back day.
So let's, let's kind of, I don't know if anyone follows us on TikTok. I mean,
I know there's some people that follow us on TikTok because we have followers, but I don't
know if anybody listens to this and follows us on TikTok across like both. Yeah. But if you do,
we did do a TikTok right when we got there. We did that we where we discussed kind of like our
initial thoughts of it. So we'll talk about that obviously in case you don't. So you have the whole
context. But if you don't follow us, what the hell is wrong with you? Right. Here's the deal. Our
TikTok, it's, it's, it's not, it's not growing nearly as fast as I would like. Yeah. It's kind of,
it's getting there. It's slowly getting there. You know, we haven't done any major
like push or advertising on it necessarily, but we're almost to a thousand, which at that point,
we can go live. Right. Which is your goal? My goal, I want to do some live from the jacuzzi,
you know, Q and A's because once we go live, then it's, it'll push us to like that next live view.
Yeah. Yeah. And you know, once we can get some lives in the jacuzzi, then all of a sudden, you
know, we're at a million and a half followers. You have high hopes. And then by doing that,
we'll be able to get sponsored by Pop Off Vodka. Hell yeah. All of the plastic goodness.
All the containers that are plastic. All of them. So I would, I do, I saw, if you guys listen to this.
If you can hear me, if you can hear me, this is my plea to you, fellow man, fellow woman.
I don't even care if you don't watch TikToks or like TikToks, just download the app,
search us, the sweet side of life podcast. It's so simple. Like it, comment on some of our videos
and let's really make this a push. Let's make this 2024 the year of the sweets. Let's go. We need to do this.
What'd you say? LFG. Yeah. And if you guys check it out, you can see, you can see your
Gat on TikTok. My ass. No, we have to use the term. Is that it? Yeah. You're showing you.
I thought it was Gat. No, it's Gat. You're showing you a Gat for the Riddler. That's one of those
stupid TikToks. Anyways, you're on their way more than I am. I clearly have a lot of Gat on my fit.
But anyhoo, so that's your, uh, your 2024 is going to be year of the sweets as we
take over the world or at least Southern California. Because like we've said before,
we are Mr. and Mrs. Emily Sweets. Miss Emily Sweets. Miss Emily Sweets.
Yeah. But anyhoo, you can find all of that stuff on the internets. Internets. Just check it out.
Anyway, we digressed. It's a lot. Yeah. So my point was just that I, that we did do like a
TikTok. So some of our TikToks, they do kind of like coincide with our podcast. So if you like
the podcast, I think we're going to do that more often. I've actually thinking about doing like
some live, live, not live necessarily, but a like a video version of our record and the podcast and
then, you know, putting it on TikTok. And also, you know, if we can get a to do that with Hoplis,
you know, I have to figure that out. You could do it on my OF. There you go. You could.
You could do a live. You totally could do a live on your OF. Yeah. I know that.
Speaking of that, we actually have never really talked about that, but we do. Well, you do, which
I've been a, your dick plays a star role. I've been a star in there at some point, but yeah,
you can check it out at Miss Emily Sweets one. Feel free to check it out. But yeah. So we set
that one up a while back, but we're going to start really pushing it just like 2024 year of the TikToks.
It's going to be year of the OF. It's all of it. You're we're quitting our jobs. Yeah. And I actually
have an OF as well, but it's just, it's just for, you know, starting dick for our partnerships.
You're starting dick role. But I think I'm going to start posting some masturbation videos just to
see what. There we go. How would you feel if all of a sudden like mine blew up? I would love it.
I would retire like please. I don't, I don't think my dick has that many fans. So not yet.
You never know. It does until it does. However, that being said, we'll have to, we'll have to hit on
a New Year's Eve dinner and how my dick was the star of the table. Yeah, it was. Oh yeah.
Yeah. Anyway, let's start from the beginning. Let's start from the beginning. So what might,
so anyway, so we talked about how as we walked in and let's just say, okay, let me set the scene.
It's broad daylight. It's 2pm, right? We roll up valet to the Marriott and we're like trying to get
a cart. Really quick. Let me, let me go back just a little bit. Back it up. This party,
the party actually started Friday. Kind of. The full takeover wasn't Friday. No, they had,
they had a pre-party that started on Friday. Like a meet and greet. Meeting, so there was a lot of
people that were already kind of there. And then because it was a Friday, because our friends had
told us who went last year, I think they, they went the day before, but last year was a Thursday
and they said it wasn't a whole lot going on. But then when we talked to people this year,
they were like, Friday was wild. Like people were hungover from Friday. Like they partied
on Friday hard. But we, well, one, it was like with work and all the things like we couldn't
really, we could have, but we didn't do it. Plus we didn't really know where to get ourselves into.
And then also we kind of heard it was not really the main event. So we opted to skip Friday,
which we were kind of told was like, not a mistake, but like different than last year.
I think it would have been worth it. It would have changed. Yeah, it would have changed our
full takeover on Friday. No, it was not. It wasn't a full takeover until noon on Saturday,
which is also when the dance party started on Saturday at noon. So when we rolled in at two,
it had been going for two hours. Yeah. So on top of people had already met each other the day before.
Yes, exactly. And they were, they were already going and people were probably still drunk from
the day before. Of course. Yeah. So now I just, now you can continue. So we walk in. So, so we're
trying to get a cart. We have all this shit that we brought like alcohol, all of our stuff, like
just bags on bags. Like it looks like we were moving in a family of five to the merry-os.
Let's, let's, let's go through that bag really quick. So we had a clothing bag, a big ass suitcase,
which was our stuff combined. We had a bag of booze, a literal suitcase full of booze,
about eight different bottles of liquor. Yeah. We had a bag of mixers, mixers, also an alternate
suitcase, not the one that was with our booze, but another suitcase. So we're at three suitcases
right now. They just had liquor. Yep. Then we had what we call our party bag, party bag, which had,
which has like changes of lingerie, like that we kind of keep on like hand and like lube, condoms,
play toys, all the things. Like if we take, go to a party like that, we might potentially
would want. Hygiene stuff. And then we have, then we had a case of Selsers and a portable bar system.
A portable bar system and a box of Selsers because you brought two, even though I said I would be
fine with one. Yeah. Yeah. Selser waters. Yeah. So the waters, whatever. And then a backpack.
Because you bring lights that had the lights and then my music and my chargers. He brings colored
lights and chargers and all the things like for the hotel room. So a backpack with all of like the
electronics in it. What else? Oh, your jacket for, for the New Year's Eve party. That sequins jacket.
Beautiful. That needed to just, we didn't want to pack. So that was out. Yeah. This is fucking
ridiculous. I think that's it. And we pulled up there and I mean, everybody like a lot of people
who were coming in the same day. Everybody. Yeah, there was a lot of people already there. But then
a lot of people were pulling up and it was so annoying. The lady, one of the ladies, she comes
out, she goes, we weren't expecting this. I'm like, what are you talking about, bro? Like you have a
sold out hotel takeover party started two hours ago. Yeah. And people, you didn't expect this. Yeah.
So she's like, everybody's, everybody's, you know, taken, we already piled our stuff out of the car.
They're getting ready to drive the car away. And we're sitting on the street outside the hotel,
or not the street, but the, the little valet circle with all our stuff on the ground. And they're
like, yeah, we don't have anything or anybody to take you. Yeah. So I'm standing there. We can also
hear the music inside. We can't really see anything yet. But we can hear the boots and pants.
So I'm like looking around, then I see like a cart just hanging out there. I'm like, what about
that cart? And we're like, oh, yeah, the cart's there, but we just don't have any more. I'm like,
I don't need somebody, a person to load my shit. Like, yeah, I'm fully capable. So we scored that
last cart. Because I know what else I think behind us was able to get a car. So we scored that cart,
and proceeded to load up everything. And yeah. So yeah, so we walk into the lobby of the Marriott.
And that is where the party was. So you're trying to check in, which we basically had already checked
in, we were just trying to change our card on file for our incidentals. But basically it's like
the check in. You got to walk in and get your wristband. Yeah, the check in for the plush party
was one thing. But then I'm just saying like the check in for the hotel was in it's you're in the
lobby. Yeah, like the bar at the lobby bar is right there, which is where the whole thing was
to the side, they had a DJ set up. And it was just like, all like in your face. It was just it was
a lot. It was a lot of people. It was loud. It was like, sensory overload. And then we had friends
there that had been there drinking this whole time. And they come up to us and I'm just like,
I am not on your guys level right now. Like it was great to see them because we haven't seen them
in a year. But I'm just like, I need a second. Yeah. And if you if you recall, maybe I mentioned
this in a previous episode how I like to get to parties a couple hours, if not at least an hour
early, especially the ones that I'm doing music at because I do people don't think this but I do
have like a certain level of social anxiety. And it's not crippling by any means. Like I don't
like shut down and run outside in tears, but it does make me very uncomfortable. And this was one
of those times where we walked into a party, two hours in people were drunk, the music was loud,
I'm pushing a cart, I don't know where my room is. And there's a lot of unknown variables,
first time being there. So it was a lot. Yeah. And I was like, whoa. So we get up to the room
finally. And it's it was just like a, okay, let me go get some ice. Let's get a drink. I need to
get a cocktail. And so we did that. And they were like, Hey, let's go back downstairs. But the theme
of this particular party would yeah, the theme of this party was pajama. Yeah. One Z's or whatever.
Fun Z's one Z's. Yeah. So we got up there and I'm like, let's just run downstairs for 20 minutes.
Yeah, like stick our feet and our toe in the water. And then we ran back.
Yeah. So we had our cocktail. Plus we didn't know because everything we had read was like,
you can't have your own drinks basically. So I mean, while we brought our own stuff, obviously a
ton of it, we weren't really, we didn't really know what the rules were. And we didn't want to
cause a scene and we didn't want to make a big deal. You know what I mean? Like we didn't want to
make a big deal about it. So we were like, okay, let's just kind of scan the scene. Yeah. So we
used like the glasses from the hotel room that are great. Yeah. Yeah. To like make our first
drink so that we could, although we did do shots of, I did make the pineapple upside down shots for
us to do before we went, but those are pretty mild. They're pretty mild, but we did a few of them.
Yeah. And then we did like the little teeny glasses to kind of see like, okay, if we're in,
if we have their glasses and not like our red solo cups, then they probably are less likely to
say something and then we can kind of see what's going on. And then once we got down there, we
realized like our friends had their own cups, but they didn't look as conspicuous as like a red solo
cup. And then like, but then like, um, other people, they're like, no, look around, like everybody
has their own cups. And I'm like, okay, yeah. And then there was still people going to the bar. So
there was kind of that combination of things. We went to the bar a couple of times. Yeah. Yeah. So
it was like, okay. So there was like that combination. But anyway, so then we dipped our toes in and
we're like, okay, let's go back upstairs and have another cocktail, get an actual cup the size of
a cup and then change maybe. We didn't do our PJs. Yeah. And then go back down. And so that's what
we did. We went, we did that and went back down. Apparently I have the best under boob. You have
a massive under boob. My, um, my PJs that I was wearing, I didn't do a onesie. I just did PJs,
but it shows my under boob and it was like the talk of, I don't know, I got stopped a lot.
It was the talk of the cocks. I got stopped a lot. Like, it's a fantastic under boob. I'm like,
thanks. Like, it's one thing about side boob, but that's a great under boob. Okay.
And then was that the time I was wearing my referee stuff? Yes. Yeah. So I went down wearing
like my, um, uh, I have like a, I've, I've found that at any events we go to, it's best to wear
some type of boxer or workout bottom or something like that because it lets your junk
fly free. Right. And women are much more likely to grab it. Yeah. Or is much more likely to
reach out and touch them. Exactly. Reach out and touch me. Touch your feet.
Anyways. It's faith. Okay. Faith. Face. Reach out and touch your face. Face. I like it. Face.
So I was wearing like a black kind of exercise gym short. And then I had a orgy referee shirt.
And then I had a referee hat. And I got a lot of good comments as well. Not many, not as many as
the under boob. But I mean, for good reason. Of course. I can't, I can't win every contest.
You can't, you win a lot of them, but not every one of them. But yeah. So the downstairs area
was very, um, meet and greedy. So that was, yeah. And it was good. You like, we got a drink, then
we went to the bar and got a drink in the back of the tour room. So it wasn't like every drink we
were buying at the bar. Um, and as far as I know, we talked about before we went to the,
went to it, we talked about, we weren't sure about the nudity level that was allowed.
And really, I mean, I, for the most part, people were sexy. Like, like I said, I had under boob,
but nipples weren't out. But I mean, it was the middle of the day.
I did see quite a bit of, quite a bit of, quite a bit of completely see through shirts.
Yeah. See a lot of see through stuff. And there were some topless, but there was definitely no
full frontal nudity. Right. Like I didn't see labias on display at that moment. I saw. Yeah. I
mean, it was early for labias. It was never too early for a labia. Labias are like coffee. You
can have them anytime of day. Instead of labias in the morning. Good.
But there were not a whole lot of labias at that time. No. There was labias that came out later
in the night and stuff like that. Yeah. I saw a few. So then we did the meet and greet thing, which
was fun. And then we, that party was 12 to five. Yeah. So we kind of like didn't, we really didn't
get the memo the first night. So the party was 12 to five, but really people stayed at the party
until six or seven and then went up and got ready and then they were not at the next party at like
nine or 10. The first night we were like, okay, we went back to the room to get a drink and then
we're like, well, it's five o'clock now. Like the party's over. So we ended up just staying in our
room ordering food, like door dashing food to eat. And then, but we had, then we had four hours
until the next party started. And that was too much time unless you were going to try to take a
nap or probably a lot of people did take naps, but that's not really our style. Right. It might
have to be become our style at some point, but I don't know. It's again, it was, it's with the FOMO
thing. At that point, I wasn't tired. Yeah, I wasn't either. I was, we had just started. We had just
started. I was on phone. I mean, it was two to five, like we got there at two. This was five. It's
only three hours by the time we got checked in and went up to the room and got it. It probably
wasn't like three till we actually were in the party. No, it really was. It was like three.
So we weren't ready to stop, but apparently we stopped because we went up to the room and
I think people just kept partying. Yeah, we thought it was over. So then we came back down
at like six, 37 and it was over. And it was a, it was like a ghost town in the lobby. And
I was like, what happened? Yeah, it was dead, but everybody was, you know, whatever in their room,
eating dinner, doing their thing, but that's because they probably partied until
6.30 or whatever or seven and then they went up. So, but there was also, now I also know there was
room parties, like 10, 10.30. Yeah, they had their room party started at eight. And there was
other room parties, but it's one of those things like first time there, you didn't really know
what to look for. Yeah, but looking back, now I have a better idea. Okay, you know,
you gotta look for this, look for that. Plus you don't, you don't stop at five. Like you go back
down, you continue having a drink until things start clearing out or until you have something
better to do. So anyway, we had a lot of downtime the first day we had like from five until eight
or nine or whatever. So then we were like, okay, what do we do? We just kind of chilled. And it,
we almost like, well, then we ended up going to that room party, but for a little bit. But
it wasn't really, I mean, it was in a room. It wasn't a suite or anything. So it was very tiny.
We met a couple of nice people there, but it was, it was painfully hard to do much because
you're in the hallway of the hotel. Yeah. The hotel staffs pushing carts down and up and down
the thing. And they had like a shuffleboard table there and beer pong. Beer pong. Yeah, that's right.
And like you said, it was a hotel room. So you could go in there, but you were standing on top
of someone and it wasn't, it wasn't super conducive. It was fun to go to, but it wasn't super conducive
to partying. So we were there for maybe 30, 40 minutes. And we're like, all right, let's,
let's move on to the next. Yeah. So then we went up to the party, the white party,
the white wonderland party, electric winter wonder, electric winter wonderland, which
they were not allowing drinks, your own drinks into there. Yeah. They had a whole separate
manned entrance that they were checking wristbands and IDs. If you need wristbands and you are not
because that was a secondary check in. If you didn't check in at the party, you had to check in at
that party to get your wristband for the weekend. Exactly. So, but yeah, you couldn't take your own
drinks into there. So there was a whole bunch of people in the lobby finishing out their,
their drinks before they could go inside and pay for the overpriced cocktails. Yeah. Which is to
be expected. Yeah, right. Which they have to get their money. They gotta get their money, which is
fine. You got it. Yeah. It's all part of the fun. So anyway, that was fun. They did do a lot of what
was it? House music that nobody liked. Yeah. It was house all night. There's a lot of boots and pants.
No other role. We actually, we didn't spend a whole lot of time inside there. We were kind of
jumping in and out, talking to people. We were like, yeah. But yeah, it was pretty limited our time
in there. Yeah. And then, let me add some friends that joined us. Oh, yeah. They had, they were
supposed to be there earlier, but they were running late. So they joined us around nine or 10. And
yeah. So that night, it was super late. I know, it was like, what else did we do? I'm like,
I feel like I don't recall like dancing a lot. We danced a little bit, but not. I was like,
super short. Yeah. That's the thing. I had a, I had a good time, but there's not a lot that
I remember. Like we saw friends, we hung out. It was just, it was like fast and all of a sudden,
it's 4am. Yeah. That was it. What it was. So then we went downstairs to,
Isn't it crazy how time flies like that? Right. It's like, it's like 10 o'clock. And then next thing,
you know, it's four. Yeah. Six hours of nothing. Yeah. So then we, we go downstairs and that's
where they had the playroom. Yes. So the situation with the playroom was it was a room down the bottom
of the stair or the escalators from the party. And basically they just had several beds lined
around the room and then one, I think round bed in the middle or was there a pole?
I'd have to go back to the video I took on my phone.
No, yeah, there's a pole. If I recall correctly, there's a pole and there's a bunch of beds.
But it was, it was by the time we went down in there, first of all, the beds were taken by
multiple people. Yeah. Second of all, it was very like in an open room, which is not 100% my style,
unless I'm like super drunk or someone really persuades me, you know, or is like really into
it. And I'm like, okay, but it's not like really like I'm like, because there, because there was
also not only that, there was just people walking in a circle around and like watching and drinking
and just kind of like, it was almost a show, which is fine. And that's a lot of people's kink. And I
mean, there's times where I enjoy being watched. But I don't know, like, it was just a lot for me.
Yeah, I think, yeah, it's, I mean, the whole day was just kind of like, it was just a lot,
a lot of overwhelming things happening, kind of just because there we didn't know what to expect,
we went in with a lot of like, okay, what to expect. And then, you know, you're drinking all day,
and it's just like a lot of things going on. So it was a good time though. Yeah, it had a blast.
And then they had, so then what became more interesting to me and all of us, we were like,
I said, we were with our friends was there was a food truck. Oh, food trucks for the wind. And so
it was like what 4am and there's a taco truck outside. Well, we saw the taco truck pull up
earlier in the night. But it wasn't open. Well, yeah, because we were down there so fucking early.
And we're like, what, what is this? Yeah, nothing said they were going to have food trucks that
we saw that we saw. So we didn't even know. And then, yeah, so then they had the food truck. By
the time we got to the food truck, though, because it was so late, they only had seafood. They were
running out of some shit, but they run out of like, which worked because our friends don't eat meat.
So they were good with the fish. And I like fish tacos. And so you know, that could go a lot of
different ways. After I said it, I was like, if he doesn't say anything about we don't like meat.
There was a lot to unpack there. There's a lot. Anyway, so you get some shrimp tacos, but yeah,
I'm sure. Anyway, so that's a that was like a like, okay, and then we heard very welcome surprise.
Yeah. And then we heard they were going to do Greek the next day. So I'm like, hell yeah,
like, because honestly, and I talked about this with you, and I don't know if I talked about it
during the podcast, but I wasn't sure because we're at a we're at a hotel takeover. I'm
guess like I was guessing like not a lot of things were being let in. I'm thinking this place is
packed, it's sold out. And there's one restaurant, right? But when you have a hotel restaurant,
it's usually not like meant to service the entire hotel at the same time. At the same time, it's
meant to not a lot of people eat at a hotel restaurant. Like, you stay in a hotel room and
you go out for dinner. Yeah, businessmen might eat there. You know, when you do in a takeover,
you're in the hotel. So I wasn't sure about the food situation. I'm like, we're gonna and we didn't
bring snacks besides chips. We bought a ton of booze. Yeah, we bought a ton of booze, but
I'm like, we're gonna be at this hotel for two days. And what I'm like, what are we gonna eat?
So the first day we grab hub or so this day we're talking about for dinner or whatever,
we did grab hub Panera, because but that was a fucking shit show trying to get the lady in and
I was just like a whole thing. Like that was a terrible idea. But I'm like, we had for me drinking
for two days straight, like we have to eat. So I was just trying to figure out and then I'm like,
do we want to like go somewhere? Like we're not gonna want to drive anywhere because we're going
to be drinking have no intention of being so it was very just like what do we do. So anyway,
that the food trucks were like, Oh, okay, well, they did like think about this, right? Like,
and that they have a bunch of people who are drinking all day long, like maybe they should
have a late night food option. Let's give them an option. Exactly. So it was very smart of the
people at plush to do that. Very fantastic. And speaking of how many people were there,
because we had another friend who didn't go but ask us this question.
Is like they were like, we didn't go because it seemed overwhelming, like over 1000 people,
it just seems like a lot. But I think when you think of it in the fact of like, it was a takeover
of the entire hotel. Yes, it was just one room. And that ballroom where everybody would have been
was huge. Yeah, tons of room. I mean, the dance floor was busy, but so much room on the outside.
And then there was room in between like the where they were checking people in and where the bathrooms
were in the outside of the ballroom. I thought a good layout. It was, it was meant for a ton of
people. So it really never felt claustrophobic or overwhelming with people. I mean, the invent
itself at times was like a lot because it's just like we didn't know what to expect. The meeting
greet portions got a little crowded shoulder to shoulder, but it was because you were in it.
Yeah, you couldn't you make that choice to go in room to move out of it. Right. You could have
not been by the bar. You could have been a little bit if you want prime, prime, seat in prime location,
you're going to put yourself in the bar area, the bar area, the tighter shoulder when we first
went in there. Let's be honest, who doesn't want to be like, like shoulder, not, you know,
shoulder, shoulder, not the butt with half naked women. I mean, it's not like you're at a sports
bar and your shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of guys wearing sweaty football jerseys. Right.
Now, yeah, so like the first day when we went back down, we were, we stepped outside of the
line of, you know, the bar and we were still, we were still in it. Like we were still talking to
people, but we didn't feel it wasn't as like close together. No. So anyway, so that was the first
night. And I think we're going to stop it at the first night. I think this is going to have to be
a two night episode. Why? It's at 40 minutes right now. And I, I can't do this anymore. I'm sitting
here staring at your tits. I need, I need something to happen here. So I think, um, yeah.
The downside to redoing this talk list. There's no such thing as a two-part. We're at 40 minutes.
I think, um, I think we're going to make this a two-part. It wasn't our intention.
But I talk a lot. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. So yeah, I think we're going to go ahead and just
chill this out. For now, we recapped the first night and, um, yeah. So we had Mexican food,
had some shrimp tacos, and we went back to the room. And yeah, so we didn't, we didn't finish
this night then. We're almost there, but I just, I wanted to, you were getting ready to go into
the second night. I'm like, calm down there. Yeah. Calm down there, Hussie. So we, we got back to the
room and then, um, we started fooling around and then we're like, you're like, let's text our friends.
No, no, no, no, no. What had happened was, well, ha, hapa, was we get back to the room
and, uh, we were both like, we're fucking exhausted. And you were kind of looking at each other like,
so tired. I'm so tired. And it's one of those things like we've been together for such a long time
that we kind of, it's an, it's okay to tap out on an evening when you just, you know,
you've just fucking exhausted, but you look at me, you go, um, are we going to do this? I go,
fuck yeah. Pants came down and we were, we were going for a good 30 to 40 seconds. Yeah. And then
you're like, you're like, I pretzeled you up a couple of times and then you were like, you're like,
let me text our friends to see what they're doing. Yeah. So you texted them and then
we basically passed out after that. Well, we're, I finished. I started, I texted them and I was
like, Hey, what are you guys up to? And I set the phone down on the bed and I went back over to you
and I started going back at you and I heard the phone bling. I'm like, Oh, that was fast. And it
was like, we're, we're downstairs finishing up Mexican food. It's ironically enough. And, uh,
and my intention was to be like, Oh, well, on your way up or whatever. And I think I rolled over and,
you know, a couple more minutes and then passed up. Yeah. Nothing was finished. And like the next
day I woke up to a text that was like, what are you guys up to? I'm like, apparently blowing you
guys off. Apparently unintentionally blowing you guys off. So the next day I was like, Hey,
just so you guys know, we passed out. Should have been there sooner. Yeah. They were like,
we texted you right when I was kicking it. We're on it. But then all night long, I would, I kept
waking up with a boner, with a boner. Like I don't, it never went down. It just, it just didn't go
anywhere. And, um, normally at home, we don't, we don't like sleep nude or anything, but
here in a hotel, you know, you got to live your life. So every time I would wake up, my, my, my
wiener would be basically between your butt cheeks. And I would kind of like give a little, like,
you know, this is like five AM, then six AM, then seven AM, I would give like a small little, like
thrust and then you would just wiggle your butt cheeks. And I'm like, God damn it.
And then at some point around eight or so, I'm like, all right, we got to do this.
And then so clearly I was worked up from the night before. And then clearly I was
continued to be work up that morning. And normally I'm not a fan of going out with a loaded gun.
And then in this case, I was, we're, you know, doing it again in the morning. And I'm like,
I'm like, should I come? Should I come? I don't know. Like, it might be fun to go out with a loaded
gun. And I don't know. And I'm going, I'm going. And you're like,
And you're like a boner for almost a full 24 hours.
At that point, like give your blood, you know, arrest.
I think you need to come.
And as soon as you said, yeah, you should come, I was like,
it was over. I was done. Dunsies. So that might have been TMI, but you haven't seen her ass.
But anyways, so yeah, that now we are at the start of Saturday morning. So we went to bed
about probably about five a.m. Saturday night or Sunday morning. And then we woke up at like eight.
I think it was more like nine. Nine. Yeah. So yeah, I was, and I woke up on one. I was like,
we need to go. Yeah, you were. By that point, you know, the social anxiety was gone. And I knew
what was to be expected. And I knew earlier. And I was ready to go, which is why
when enjoying the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe in unicorns,
and keep shaking it up. Love you, baby. Love you too. Catch the next one for part two. Part
two. Maybe we'll do it tomorrow. No. Okay. Two days in a row. You got your goddamn mind.
So exhausted. You have to hit stop. What? You have to hit stop. But then that means you would
probably put your top back on. That doesn't necessarily mean that. All right, then. Have a good
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