Back by popular demand. What is it called? Hitting the streets with the
sweeps. There you go. Bonus episode New Year's Eve bonus. Bonus. Bonus. It's New
Year's Eve Eve. Okay. It's the eve of New Year's Eve. It is the eve of New Year's Eve.
Yeah. But we're going to a two-day party so. Yes. This is where you get us. So it's
double bonus. Double bonus. We're on our way to the plush party that Mr. Sweets has
been talking about for the past four months. Four months, yes. Since we bought tickets.
Since we booked it, yeah. Everything else pales into comparison. No, it's because it's our first
hotel takeover party. So we're kind of like, well I'm a little bit like, uh-uh,
what's gonna happen? If you hear weird noises from the background, it's because
it's raining and that's the windshield wiper. And the mist is a little gas. Stop.
No, I'm not. It's the windshield wipers. It is currently raining as we make our way
down to San Diego. Rude. Um, yeah, it rained last year too for us. Which we had to
completely change our plans but it ended up being a really good time. But we were
gonna be in an outside party last year and I was like, that's a no for me. I get
cold very easily. I get wet very easily. Yeah. And you should have split those. Yeah.
Part of it better. I get wet very easily. And I get cold. So anyway, it rains, it's raining
again this year for new years but we will be inside a hotel and it will not
matter. I don't care what the weather's like outside as long as it's good inside.
As long as the bodies are warm and the drinks are cold. Yeah, which we have a
shit ton. Yes. A literal shit ton of drinks. We have a whole suitcase of alcohol.
A literal suitcase full of bottles. Yeah. Not that we're gonna drink all of that.
No, the thing is, you make fun of me but at an event such as this, room parties
are very much a thing. So you've heard. It is. It's like that at a regular hotel if
you go with, you know, thousands of your friends. So, you know, you just want to be...
You want to be a nice host. You want to have some options on the bar and actually
for Christmas you bought me a portable bar station. Yeah. So what good is a
portable bar station without the liquorice? It's true. So we brought probably
about eight different bottles. Several of them we don't even drink. No, but it's
not about that. It's about other people. So, you know, if we meet some cool people
and we want to go back and, you know, party a little bit, we have options. We
have seltzers. We have vodka's, rums, whiskeys, tequila's, you know, kind of the
four, five major food groups. And then, yeah, we just have options or you can
kind of entertain or, you know, we already know we're meeting a couple of
friend groups up there. So, it'd be nice to come back to the room for a pretty
party drink and, you know, that's what we're known for. We're known for having a
big-ass bar and bringing the party. So, why would I make this event any different?
You wouldn't. Precisely. Precisely wouldn't. So we have a suitcase full of liquor. We
have our bag full of clothes. We have our, what we call our party bag that has,
like, you know, changes of clothes. Like lingerie and dildos. Dildos. Lube. Him and
hers dildos. Lube. All the things that you may need. Hygiene things that you may
need if you're in a buttplugs situation of, I don't have any buttplugs. That's not
a me thing. Actually, what's funny is that we were talking to a friend that went
last year to this and I don't know how buttplugs came up. But I feel like we
talked about this a little bit. But his wife has a large booty like I do. And he
was like, and she I think had chimed in. She had chimed in and said she's not
really wearing like the ones that light up. Yeah. And then he said, well, I think
with our wives it'd be more like an eclipse. You won't even see the light.
The light would be covered. The light would be covered by our big ass cheeks. Unless you bend over to pick up something. Yeah.
Then you get the high beam. It'd have to be a real bent over situation. I'm pretty sure she said she had a, she might be wearing her tail.
Tail. She was training for the tail. Yeah. Doing the trail. I had to make sure I said that clearly
because I did just briefly say she has a tail and then you kind of talked over it.
Oh. So I just want to make sure people didn't think, wait what? She literally has a tail.
She literally has a tail. No, a buttplug tail. That's what she was saying. Like I'm probably like a unicorn tail or something like that.
More than likely. So we also have, you bring all the lights. I got lights. Sexy lights. We
got pink lights for the hotel room. We got a bag for that. We got a bag for, what other bag do we have?
I feel like we have like a shit ton of stuff. So we have a bottle bag and then we have a whole
another bag dedicated to water and mixers. Right. And party treats and shit like that.
And then we have a party. We have a bottle bag, mixer bag, party bag, clothes bag,
then a backpack with all the lights and the speaker. And a grocery bag of chips. And coffee.
Coffee. Coffee pods. This is for two nights for two people. Yeah. We are literally loading in like a family amount.
It looks like our party bag is quite colorful but it very well could be a diaper bag. So I mean it looks
like we're just loading in a family right now. But it's true. And it's for two days. We always travel
heavy. Yeah. I like options. So if for every night I like to have you know two or three different
t-shirt options. If I put one on. T-shirt time. I can have a shirt before the shirt.
Courtesy of Jersey Shore. But so I like options and that does translate into heavy packing. Yes.
So we've got parties every, two parties every day. So it's the first today. It's a,
There's three parties every day. Really? I only have two costumes. There's two, well you have,
there's two theme parties every day but then there's African parties. Oh. Where there's really no theme
but whatever you choose it to be. Right. So today is pajamas or wenzies or yeah. Wenzies,
pajamas. That is the afternoon. Funzy onesies. Funzy onesies is the afternoon party. The evening
party is electric winter wonderland. Electric winter wonderland which initially we thought or it was
put out. It was more described as just like kind of a white party which is they said that's what
they did last year and when they first started releasing information it was looking like it was
trending towards that but then they started kind of adding all the electric and the winter wonderlands
and so it's still kind of a white party but with other elements added to it. Yeah. So last like two
days ago you. Speaking of elements did you bring all your stuff that you just got from Amazon? Yeah.
Okay. That's what I was just about to say. So last two days ago you told me or like so it's
actually like a winter wonderland light party so go on Amazon and order some stuff. I'm like okay.
So I ordered some light up. Light up ears and earrings that my earrings have to be charged
which I've never had earrings I had to charge before and then okay so that's that party we're
wearing white mostly white and then this white car in front of us is driving very slow and then
so then the next day is the daytime party and then you said there's always an after party but it
doesn't have a theme. There's an after party down at the bottom of the escalator and it's just
elevator. There's an escalator in the hotel? That's what it said the brief description is said.
Escalator? At the bottom of the escalator. You know what some of them do have escalators. I don't
know. I don't know how big this one is. That's what she said. Yeah. And then so we have okay so
then that's today then tomorrow the daytime one is going to be a Playboy Bunny themed one
and then the evening is Fancy as Fuck. That's the New Year's Eve ball drop party whatever.
Balls are dropping. Balls are dropping. Now they're dropping loads everywhere.
And then then again another I guess after party after that which my guess is people will probably
be in whatever they were in. So we found we were trying to figure out some more information about
this like the nudity level and we'd still have no clue. We literally have zero ideas of what kind
of nudity. Well we've been given various answers but they all end up just averaging out in the
middle as still don't know because some people are like you can do whatever you want to do and
some people are like it's like a normal hotel. You got to be clothed in the lobby and then I've gone
on every avenue of contact and plush directly and they do not answer me. So I don't know.
My theory on that is that they don't want to it's probably technically you have to wear clothes
probably and they don't but it's probably because it is a full takeover. They probably are very like
loose on it. Yeah pun intended. And so they probably don't want to you're getting behind
every slow car. They probably don't want to like officially say no nudity because then people
will be like oh well that sucks and then they'll probably don't want to officially say nudity because
the hotel is going to be like that's not what we said. That's not the rule. And then so I think
they're most likely what I think they're just not saying anything to just leave it up to
what happens happens and you're on your own if you get in trouble because you're on your own.
What happens in La Jolla stays in La Jolla. Yeah so I think that's why but anyway I brought pasties
because I figure that has to be. I mean you could technically wear pasties anywhere in public I
believe like you could go to Walmart with pasties. I mean Walmart should not be the benchmark of like
what is allowed in public because I've seen some shit at Walmart. Exactly which should which would
not be allowed in normal public so I don't think that should be like our guideline for hey if you
can wear it at Walmart you can wear it anywhere. I kind of like that though. I don't think that's
a good like no probably not maybe Target if you can wear pasties at Target maybe you can wear them
ever. Could you imagine could you imagine walking into Target and just some ladies walking around
and pasties. I could definitely imagine it. But could you. Yes I mean I could see you're picturing
it now. You said imagine it I'm totally imagining it right. Anyway so we don't really know the level
of community that is allowed although we did the one of the friends that we were talking to that
went last year did actually send us a picture of them doing like nude like races or something up
and down the hallways so and they were clearly nude so and they were in the hallway but I mean
the lobby would be a little bit different. Yeah I think the hallways are gonna kind of be
like the Wild Wild West. The Wild Wild West in the hallways yeah just because you're not gonna have
you know you might have a maid or something kind of run by but you know hey they look it's their
fault. Yeah can you imagine the people who work there like the conversation the staff meeting
they had prior to this weekend. Well they've now they've actually been doing this I think I heard
for 12 years. But they don't have the same staff. But I mean the the hotel in itself has been doing
at least 12 or 13 years like they got here. Really? It's been going on for a while. Well probably not
a full takeover that long. I don't know but what I'm getting at is I know like the cruise liners
when the crews host a lifestyle cruise they give the staff an option. Oh that's good. They say
you're not forced to work. Yeah. You know do you want to work it's a very nice crowd they're heavy
tippers. Do you want to it's gonna be fun you're gonna see dicks balls you're gonna see it all
but you don't have to do it and they were saying at least the people I was listening to said we're
saying most people do partake you know work in the event which I'm sure outside of a you know
couple of people maybe a religion thing or like a husband or wife thing they just don't want you
know interject that or whatever. I can respect all of that so right. But yeah I'm sure it's
something similar they probably say hey this is happening and they you know maybe they outsource
from other hotels that aren't as busy that are within their chain. I mean it's a holiday though
so probably all of them are busy but I'm sure they also I think probably I mean at least for the
holiday day they probably get like time and a half on top of that. Time and a half I'm sure they
get some type of bonus and you could also always just bring in you know temp labor staff and
like you know security and I'm sure you could you know hire temp labor to do laundry or something
like you know to kind of help with that so I'm sure they I can't imagine they're like you are forced.
Right. No I don't think so. No I don't think they're forced I'm just thinking like can you imagine
like the conversation they like the staff meeting they had prior to it they're like hey guys by the
way tomorrow's a big day are you do you have your gloves on because we'll be cleaning up loads. Ew.
Ew. This is the way to pick up a dirty condom. Ew. Or used on. I'm gonna pick glove. Pinky up two
fingers. Well hopefully people are respectable and they put their own condom in the trash. I like to
use mine as a sling shot. Stick it on the window. It's gross. Yeah. Yeah. That's really gross. On that
note. Hopefully people are respectful. I think most are. I don't know. I feel like I see like
signs up at parties that are like please and I'm like do we really have to tell people throw their
own goddamn condom away. Yeah. Yeah we do. Yeah. That's the world we're living in. But I feel like
most people get it. Most people get it. Humans are animals and only only a few of us have all
the manners. Have all the manners. Anyway so we really again we really don't know about the nudity
level or really. We're gonna find out though here in about one hour. And we are going to I don't
know we might I mean who knows maybe we'll wake up one morning and be like let's continue our podcast
and do another one. Yeah. I mean perhaps. Maybe. I don't know. It just depends on how we feel.
It'll be like our voices will be like. Hello. It'll be all hoarse. I mean I know I'm gonna be hung
over. Oh. If you keep drinking. If you keep drinking you are not hung over. We probably won't be
hung over until Monday evening. Yes. Well we had to stop drinking for that break. We figured
out. You do. That's true. I don't. That's true. I probably I'm gonna sleep through my hangover on
Monday and just hopefully wake up Tuesday with no hangover. I think I'm gonna take the rest of
next week off to deal with my hangover. Yeah. So anyway. So we have this is 16 minutes now. Yeah.
I think we're good. I think. Yeah. We really don't know what to expect. We'll let you guys know
in case you're wondering. See how it goes. Yep. Yep. All right. When you join the sweet side of life
keep your pineapples upside down. Believe in unicorns and always keep shaking it up. Love you.