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Back by popular demand. What is it called? Hitting the streets with the

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sweeps. There you go. Bonus episode New Year's Eve bonus. Bonus. Bonus. It's New

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Year's Eve Eve. Okay. It's the eve of New Year's Eve. It is the eve of New Year's Eve.

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Yeah. But we're going to a two-day party so. Yes. This is where you get us. So it's

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double bonus. Double bonus. We're on our way to the plush party that Mr. Sweets has

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been talking about for the past four months. Four months, yes. Since we bought tickets.

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Since we booked it, yeah. Everything else pales into comparison. No, it's because it's our first

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hotel takeover party. So we're kind of like, well I'm a little bit like, uh-uh,

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what's gonna happen? If you hear weird noises from the background, it's because

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it's raining and that's the windshield wiper. And the mist is a little gas. Stop.

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No, I'm not. It's the windshield wipers. It is currently raining as we make our way

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down to San Diego. Rude. Um, yeah, it rained last year too for us. Which we had to

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completely change our plans but it ended up being a really good time. But we were

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gonna be in an outside party last year and I was like, that's a no for me. I get

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cold very easily. I get wet very easily. Yeah. And you should have split those. Yeah.

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Part of it better. I get wet very easily. And I get cold. So anyway, it rains, it's raining

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again this year for new years but we will be inside a hotel and it will not

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matter. I don't care what the weather's like outside as long as it's good inside.

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As long as the bodies are warm and the drinks are cold. Yeah, which we have a

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shit ton. Yes. A literal shit ton of drinks. We have a whole suitcase of alcohol.

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A literal suitcase full of bottles. Yeah. Not that we're gonna drink all of that.

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No, the thing is, you make fun of me but at an event such as this, room parties

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are very much a thing. So you've heard. It is. It's like that at a regular hotel if

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you go with, you know, thousands of your friends. So, you know, you just want to be...

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You want to be a nice host. You want to have some options on the bar and actually

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for Christmas you bought me a portable bar station. Yeah. So what good is a

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portable bar station without the liquorice? It's true. So we brought probably

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about eight different bottles. Several of them we don't even drink. No, but it's

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not about that. It's about other people. So, you know, if we meet some cool people

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and we want to go back and, you know, party a little bit, we have options. We

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have seltzers. We have vodka's, rums, whiskeys, tequila's, you know, kind of the

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four, five major food groups. And then, yeah, we just have options or you can

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kind of entertain or, you know, we already know we're meeting a couple of

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friend groups up there. So, it'd be nice to come back to the room for a pretty

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party drink and, you know, that's what we're known for. We're known for having a

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big-ass bar and bringing the party. So, why would I make this event any different?

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You wouldn't. Precisely. Precisely wouldn't. So we have a suitcase full of liquor. We

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have our bag full of clothes. We have our, what we call our party bag that has,

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like, you know, changes of clothes. Like lingerie and dildos. Dildos. Lube. Him and

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hers dildos. Lube. All the things that you may need. Hygiene things that you may

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need if you're in a buttplugs situation of, I don't have any buttplugs. That's not

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a me thing. Actually, what's funny is that we were talking to a friend that went

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last year to this and I don't know how buttplugs came up. But I feel like we

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talked about this a little bit. But his wife has a large booty like I do. And he

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was like, and she I think had chimed in. She had chimed in and said she's not

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really wearing like the ones that light up. Yeah. And then he said, well, I think

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with our wives it'd be more like an eclipse. You won't even see the light.

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The light would be covered. The light would be covered by our big ass cheeks. Unless you bend over to pick up something. Yeah.

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Then you get the high beam. It'd have to be a real bent over situation. I'm pretty sure she said she had a, she might be wearing her tail.

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Tail. She was training for the tail. Yeah. Doing the trail. I had to make sure I said that clearly

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because I did just briefly say she has a tail and then you kind of talked over it.

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Oh. So I just want to make sure people didn't think, wait what? She literally has a tail.

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She literally has a tail. No, a buttplug tail. That's what she was saying. Like I'm probably like a unicorn tail or something like that.

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More than likely. So we also have, you bring all the lights. I got lights. Sexy lights. We

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got pink lights for the hotel room. We got a bag for that. We got a bag for, what other bag do we have?

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I feel like we have like a shit ton of stuff. So we have a bottle bag and then we have a whole

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another bag dedicated to water and mixers. Right. And party treats and shit like that.

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And then we have a party. We have a bottle bag, mixer bag, party bag, clothes bag,

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then a backpack with all the lights and the speaker. And a grocery bag of chips. And coffee.

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Coffee. Coffee pods. This is for two nights for two people. Yeah. We are literally loading in like a family amount.

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It looks like our party bag is quite colorful but it very well could be a diaper bag. So I mean it looks

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like we're just loading in a family right now. But it's true. And it's for two days. We always travel

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heavy. Yeah. I like options. So if for every night I like to have you know two or three different

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t-shirt options. If I put one on. T-shirt time. I can have a shirt before the shirt.

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Courtesy of Jersey Shore. But so I like options and that does translate into heavy packing. Yes.

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So we've got parties every, two parties every day. So it's the first today. It's a,

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There's three parties every day. Really? I only have two costumes. There's two, well you have,

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there's two theme parties every day but then there's African parties. Oh. Where there's really no theme

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but whatever you choose it to be. Right. So today is pajamas or wenzies or yeah. Wenzies,

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pajamas. That is the afternoon. Funzy onesies. Funzy onesies is the afternoon party. The evening

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party is electric winter wonderland. Electric winter wonderland which initially we thought or it was

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put out. It was more described as just like kind of a white party which is they said that's what

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they did last year and when they first started releasing information it was looking like it was

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trending towards that but then they started kind of adding all the electric and the winter wonderlands

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and so it's still kind of a white party but with other elements added to it. Yeah. So last like two

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days ago you. Speaking of elements did you bring all your stuff that you just got from Amazon? Yeah.

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Okay. That's what I was just about to say. So last two days ago you told me or like so it's

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actually like a winter wonderland light party so go on Amazon and order some stuff. I'm like okay.

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So I ordered some light up. Light up ears and earrings that my earrings have to be charged

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which I've never had earrings I had to charge before and then okay so that's that party we're

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wearing white mostly white and then this white car in front of us is driving very slow and then

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so then the next day is the daytime party and then you said there's always an after party but it

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doesn't have a theme. There's an after party down at the bottom of the escalator and it's just

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elevator. There's an escalator in the hotel? That's what it said the brief description is said.

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Escalator? At the bottom of the escalator. You know what some of them do have escalators. I don't

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know. I don't know how big this one is. That's what she said. Yeah. And then so we have okay so

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then that's today then tomorrow the daytime one is going to be a Playboy Bunny themed one

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and then the evening is Fancy as Fuck. That's the New Year's Eve ball drop party whatever.

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Balls are dropping. Balls are dropping. Now they're dropping loads everywhere.

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And then then again another I guess after party after that which my guess is people will probably

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be in whatever they were in. So we found we were trying to figure out some more information about

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this like the nudity level and we'd still have no clue. We literally have zero ideas of what kind

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of nudity. Well we've been given various answers but they all end up just averaging out in the

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middle as still don't know because some people are like you can do whatever you want to do and

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some people are like it's like a normal hotel. You got to be clothed in the lobby and then I've gone

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on every avenue of contact and plush directly and they do not answer me. So I don't know.

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My theory on that is that they don't want to it's probably technically you have to wear clothes

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probably and they don't but it's probably because it is a full takeover. They probably are very like

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loose on it. Yeah pun intended. And so they probably don't want to you're getting behind

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every slow car. They probably don't want to like officially say no nudity because then people

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will be like oh well that sucks and then they'll probably don't want to officially say nudity because

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the hotel is going to be like that's not what we said. That's not the rule. And then so I think

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they're most likely what I think they're just not saying anything to just leave it up to

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what happens happens and you're on your own if you get in trouble because you're on your own.

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What happens in La Jolla stays in La Jolla. Yeah so I think that's why but anyway I brought pasties

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because I figure that has to be. I mean you could technically wear pasties anywhere in public I

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believe like you could go to Walmart with pasties. I mean Walmart should not be the benchmark of like

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what is allowed in public because I've seen some shit at Walmart. Exactly which should which would

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not be allowed in normal public so I don't think that should be like our guideline for hey if you

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can wear it at Walmart you can wear it anywhere. I kind of like that though. I don't think that's

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a good like no probably not maybe Target if you can wear pasties at Target maybe you can wear them

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ever. Could you imagine could you imagine walking into Target and just some ladies walking around

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and pasties. I could definitely imagine it. But could you. Yes I mean I could see you're picturing

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it now. You said imagine it I'm totally imagining it right. Anyway so we don't really know the level

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of community that is allowed although we did the one of the friends that we were talking to that

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went last year did actually send us a picture of them doing like nude like races or something up

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and down the hallways so and they were clearly nude so and they were in the hallway but I mean

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the lobby would be a little bit different. Yeah I think the hallways are gonna kind of be

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like the Wild Wild West. The Wild Wild West in the hallways yeah just because you're not gonna have

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you know you might have a maid or something kind of run by but you know hey they look it's their

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fault. Yeah can you imagine the people who work there like the conversation the staff meeting

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they had prior to this weekend. Well they've now they've actually been doing this I think I heard

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for 12 years. But they don't have the same staff. But I mean the the hotel in itself has been doing

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at least 12 or 13 years like they got here. Really? It's been going on for a while. Well probably not

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a full takeover that long. I don't know but what I'm getting at is I know like the cruise liners

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when the crews host a lifestyle cruise they give the staff an option. Oh that's good. They say

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you're not forced to work. Yeah. You know do you want to work it's a very nice crowd they're heavy

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tippers. Do you want to it's gonna be fun you're gonna see dicks balls you're gonna see it all

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but you don't have to do it and they were saying at least the people I was listening to said we're

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saying most people do partake you know work in the event which I'm sure outside of a you know

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couple of people maybe a religion thing or like a husband or wife thing they just don't want you

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know interject that or whatever. I can respect all of that so right. But yeah I'm sure it's

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something similar they probably say hey this is happening and they you know maybe they outsource

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from other hotels that aren't as busy that are within their chain. I mean it's a holiday though

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so probably all of them are busy but I'm sure they also I think probably I mean at least for the

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holiday day they probably get like time and a half on top of that. Time and a half I'm sure they

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get some type of bonus and you could also always just bring in you know temp labor staff and

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like you know security and I'm sure you could you know hire temp labor to do laundry or something

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like you know to kind of help with that so I'm sure they I can't imagine they're like you are forced.

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Right. No I don't think so. No I don't think they're forced I'm just thinking like can you imagine

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like the conversation they like the staff meeting they had prior to it they're like hey guys by the

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way tomorrow's a big day are you do you have your gloves on because we'll be cleaning up loads. Ew.

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Ew. This is the way to pick up a dirty condom. Ew. Or used on. I'm gonna pick glove. Pinky up two

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fingers. Well hopefully people are respectable and they put their own condom in the trash. I like to

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use mine as a sling shot. Stick it on the window. It's gross. Yeah. Yeah. That's really gross. On that

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note. Hopefully people are respectful. I think most are. I don't know. I feel like I see like

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signs up at parties that are like please and I'm like do we really have to tell people throw their

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own goddamn condom away. Yeah. Yeah we do. Yeah. That's the world we're living in. But I feel like

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most people get it. Most people get it. Humans are animals and only only a few of us have all

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the manners. Have all the manners. Anyway so we really again we really don't know about the nudity

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level or really. We're gonna find out though here in about one hour. And we are going to I don't

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know we might I mean who knows maybe we'll wake up one morning and be like let's continue our podcast

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and do another one. Yeah. I mean perhaps. Maybe. I don't know. It just depends on how we feel.

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It'll be like our voices will be like. Hello. It'll be all hoarse. I mean I know I'm gonna be hung

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over. Oh. If you keep drinking. If you keep drinking you are not hung over. We probably won't be

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hung over until Monday evening. Yes. Well we had to stop drinking for that break. We figured

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out. You do. That's true. I don't. That's true. I probably I'm gonna sleep through my hangover on

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Monday and just hopefully wake up Tuesday with no hangover. I think I'm gonna take the rest of

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next week off to deal with my hangover. Yeah. So anyway. So we have this is 16 minutes now. Yeah.

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I think we're good. I think. Yeah. We really don't know what to expect. We'll let you guys know

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in case you're wondering. See how it goes. Yep. Yep. All right. When you join the sweet side of life

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keep your pineapples upside down. Believe in unicorns and always keep shaking it up. Love you.