1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,360 The podcast you're about to listen to is for adults only. Anyone under 18, please turn on 2 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:10,880 Kitsbop right now. Any opinions or advice that we give on this show should not be taken too seriously 3 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:16,320 as we are not professionals at all. With that being said, make yourself a drink and join us on 4 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:32,240 our journey as a merry couple and join the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California. 5 00:00:46,480 --> 00:01:00,800 And welcome back. Yes, it is us. You're welcome, welcome, welcome. Now, I'll overdub it. You'll 6 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:09,680 overdub it. I'll just take it from the first one we did. So we are a couple days late and doing our... 7 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:17,520 It took us way too long to recover. We were supposed to do a recap of our hitting the sheets with the... 8 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:23,440 Hitting the streets with the sheets. Sweet. Hitting the streets with the sweets. 9 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:28,240 See, that's what happens. You try to make... Hitting the sheets. Hitting the sheets with the sweets. 10 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:35,440 Hi. Hey. So it is now about three, four days past. 11 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:42,080 Said party. Said party. And yeah. It's how long it takes us to recover from my hang-up. Actually, 12 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:49,680 I'm still not recovered. I am still exhausted. You're tired for different reasons. We are currently 13 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:58,240 doing a small remodel in our house and she is having to get up way earlier than she normally 14 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:04,560 prefers to, wants to, or needs to, or has to. I mean, almost every day of life I get up earlier 15 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:12,240 than I want to. But this week has been... But it is pushing my buttons. Can you believe it, 16 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:21,600 folks? She has to be out of bed by seven. I'm not so early. What? What? So anyways, it took a couple, 17 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:26,000 it took a couple of days. We were going to do it the other night, but then she was out and then 18 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,440 we were going to do it the other night and then there was football on and then we were going to 19 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:38,160 do it the other night and then I stubbed my toe and a lot of excuses. A lot. All the excuses. 20 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:46,880 So what we figured we'd do is we would roll the recap episode in with our normal weekly episode. 21 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:52,320 Podcast. Do you hear that? Yeah. I don't know if everybody else hears that. I'm sure they do. 22 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:57,840 There's sirens in the background. There's sirens behind us. So anyways, so we figured we'd just, 23 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:06,000 you know, let's push it one more day. One more time. I don't know. Alright guys, when enjoying this 24 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:14,480 week's side of life, keep your pineapples upside down because I can't do this. But anyways, alright. 25 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:21,360 So tonight, just like every other night, we are having a cocktail with our podcast. 26 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:28,640 A cocktail with a side of podcast. Exactly. Are you yawning? I'm yawning. I am the worst. 27 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:35,920 Oh wow, this is giving me a nice episode everybody. I am the worst. This is gonna be great. So anyways. 28 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:40,640 And because we're doing this damn construction, my allergies are just 29 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:46,960 the worst. Can I complain about anything else? I'm sure you could. You want me to just turn off 30 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:52,800 my microphone? I'll just sit back in the chair. I'll just sit here and complain about things. 31 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:58,720 So if I'm sniffling a lot, that is why I did not get sick. I just have a lot of dust in my house. 32 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:04,640 You're not doing blow or anything. I'm not doing blow. I just have a lot of dust in my house right now. 33 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:12,560 Yes, it is very dusty in here. But we have probably about a week to go and then we will have a nice, 34 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:24,000 brand new, huge party shower, which we will invite 10 of our top eight because there's two of us. 35 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:30,880 10 total. So yeah, I guess we'll do eight of our top podcast listeners. So if you want to be part 36 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:37,040 of the shower party, when it reopens, drop us a line. Just let us know. And yeah, it'll be a good 37 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:44,080 time. But anyways, we are enjoying cocktails tonight in case you can't tell. Tonight I am drinking 38 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:53,440 a classical drink. Classic. It's not Beethoven. It's not Mozart. It is a classic known as the 39 00:04:53,440 --> 00:05:03,760 sex on the beach. Sex on the beach. Yes. However, I did make a small... No, no, no, no, that's right. 40 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:11,440 Originally the drink was called the Woo-Woo. Woo-Woo. You found this online for me, the Woo-Woo. 41 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:21,040 The Woo-Woo, I guess I've never heard of this drink, but she found it. And it has what, vodka? 42 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:31,840 Peach, schnapps and cranberry juice. Right. I'm not a big fan of cranberry. And this one was 43 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:36,720 obviously cranberry was the primary mixture. It was like a vodka cranberry with peach schnapps. 44 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:43,440 Yeah. And I don't like vodka cran. Yeah. So if I do a vodka cran, I have to add sweet and sour to 45 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:50,720 make it a pink lemonade. But I tried the Woo-Woo. The Woo-Woo. And it tasted like poo poo. That was 46 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:58,560 my joke. It was. I stepped all over it. So I added a little OJ to it, which then turned it into a 47 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:05,680 sex on the beach. Yes. And it's beautiful. It tastes wonderful. And I have no idea what this 48 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:10,560 cocktail is. I know what I was drinking earlier. So I made you a cocktail tonight. Yeah. I haven't 49 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:15,760 even tried it yet. We enjoy our tiki cocktails. Well, I've had other drinks. Yeah, you can't taste 50 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:20,800 it yet. I know. I have had other drinks tonight. This is not my first cocktail tonight. No. But it is. 51 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:24,560 You've been kind of all over the place. Yeah. You had some painkiller. You had a. 52 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:29,360 Maureen. That's a little wine. This is very all over the place. Yes. 53 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:37,440 So. Now I have this. We do like to partake in our tiki drinks. I don't know what it is. I have a tiki app. 54 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:52,480 This one is called the Okonuku Le Cooler. Okonuku Le Cooler. It's got like so many vows in it. 55 00:06:55,280 --> 00:07:01,760 So this drink has white rum, dark Jamaican rum, 56 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:11,440 shambord, pineapple juice. I feel like there's one other recipe or one other ingredient. 57 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:25,440 Oh, lime juice and bitters. Ok. So let's give it a shot. Alright. Cheers. Cheers. A little ASMR. 58 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:30,480 Is this the best drink you've ever had? 59 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:41,680 It's not the best drink I've ever had. I'm going to be honest. The shambord I thought was going to 60 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:52,400 and the shambord I thought was going to take it over, but it didn't. It kind of has like a wood 61 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:57,440 lead. Like I feel like the back of my throat feels like I ate a pencil. 62 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,520 Okay. Well, you just described a cocktail. 63 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:10,080 Yeah. It doesn't have a whole lot of flavored, like forward flavor. 64 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:15,280 What? Like it doesn't. It just doesn't have a whole lot of, I don't know. 65 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:18,800 That whole drink when I tasted it was all forward. It had no reverse. 66 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:24,560 I don't know. I don't really taste much in it. I taste lime. 67 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:33,120 For a drink called the Manalala Kaka Kaka Kudur. Kaka Kudur. You'd expect a lot more. 68 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:40,240 Alright, we'll fail. I'm sadly disappointed in this drink. So should I remove that from my favorites 69 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:46,800 and my tiki foca? Yeah, remove. Put an X on it. I can tell why you thought I would like it. 70 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:52,080 Oh, it's got bitters, lime juice. The lime kind of overpowers any other flavor. 71 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:57,440 So I'm just getting sour. And then like I said, the backside of it, I'm getting wood and lead. 72 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:03,360 It's been a while since I've eaten a pencil, but here we are. 73 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,880 Well, you're welcome. Thank you. Are you going to finish it? 74 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,400 No, no. You better finish that whole freaking drink. 75 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:19,760 So anyways, so we, yeah, we're going to recap really quick about our last 76 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:26,080 hit in the streets with the sweets episode. What other party we went to. That was another yawn. 77 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:30,240 I know. I have a feeling this is going to be a shorter episode than usual. 78 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:36,640 I know. I did though. I will. I do have to say if you did listen to the hitting the streets 79 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:47,680 with the sweets, I got it. I was dragging us. And you're still dragging us. I'm still dragging us. 80 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:55,920 Five days later or whatever it is. But I did rally. You did. I rallied, rallied. 81 00:09:56,480 --> 00:10:01,680 We only stayed out till I think three AM. It was kind of an early night. Yeah. Yeah. 82 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:09,120 Yeah. Well, I rallied till three AM. The host, when we got there, he could tell I was tired. 83 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:15,440 He's like, are you okay? But he always asked that. Are you okay? But I'm like, I'm just 84 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:21,280 need the party to get started. And once it got started, I was good. Yeah. 85 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:29,600 So once again, we went to the DTF communities lust party, which you can find them on 86 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:36,640 Cassidy. Just look up DTF. And if you're in the Southern California area, they'll pop up there. 87 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:41,520 One of the larger groups out there. So they host great parties every single month. 88 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:46,640 And we went to their last one. And it was a good time. And you're gone again. 89 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:53,120 Yeah. We've been to everyone since they started redoing it again after COVID kind of cleared up. 90 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:58,160 And we were able to get back out there. So yeah. So it's always a good time there. 91 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:01,680 And Naughty Santa. Naughty Santa was the theme. 92 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:10,000 However, on the entry of that day, we came across some news. 93 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:16,240 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I started my period. I know. 94 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:20,320 Yes. Here's the thing about this is, um, 95 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,720 hence probably why I was so tired. Yeah, of course. 96 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:29,040 Uh, this party, this particular party, it just, it tends to fall 97 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:36,720 roughly the same time every month. And it just lines up. And I would say out of all the parties 98 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:44,160 we've gone to, there's maybe been once or twice. Yeah. I think I can remember once for sure. 99 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:49,360 I remember one time for sure. Because someone, a girl went down on me, which I would not have 100 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:59,120 allowed if I was obviously on my period. No. Um, which is the, I think that's only when I remember. 101 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:06,080 There might have been one other, I don't think so though. I honestly, I don't, I don't think so. 102 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:10,800 But that's like a thing. Like, I don't know. I know some people just won't go to parties. 103 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:18,800 Yeah. That's the case. You know, and I get that because if you're there just to hook up with 104 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:25,680 other people, then there's no point in going, right? Yeah. But for us, we're there for the 105 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:31,680 social aspect of it too. And also, and also the hooking up with people. That and I run the music. 106 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:36,000 And yeah, you run the music and stuff. But I mean, just parties in general, when you necessarily 107 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:41,920 skip. I mean, we, we try to, I don't feel like we've ever skipped anything because of that. 108 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:47,040 Other parties we go to, we try to, if it's not necessary, like we, we look at it, we do look 109 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:51,760 at it. We're like, okay, what date is this falling on? Does it look like we're going to be good? 110 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:59,920 But like this one, it's like a big part of it is you do the music. We, it's social for us. 111 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:04,800 Getting out, just getting out, you know, hanging with people we know and we like. And then, 112 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:08,800 we still have a blast regardless. I mean, for me, I'm like, and I'm not one of those people who are 113 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:16,720 like, well, if I can't, then you can't, you know, like, but in that way, it needs to be soft. I can't 114 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:21,120 for, you know, you, I can't, I'm not going to have you fucking somebody else while I can't do anything. 115 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:27,760 That's rude. I know. That's very selfish of you. It is very selfish of me. But I also like, I enjoy, 116 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:33,840 and I know like this could be a shocker for some women, but I enjoy giving blow jobs. So I'll do 117 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:41,440 that regardless. And just, that's what I do, you know, like, that's it. Like, you know, I don't know. 118 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:47,600 Yeah. And you enjoy getting them from other people and you get that happens too. 119 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:53,280 That's the worst when that happens. So yeah, some of these parties where most of these parties where 120 00:13:55,680 --> 00:14:03,440 we can't play till the fullest, I'll give blow jobs and you'll receive blow jobs from other 121 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:11,360 people and you've gone down on other women and we do like more soft open play than kind of like 122 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:17,040 making it to a back room. Because that's my only thing. Like I will do things out in the open 123 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:24,960 and public. Yeah. The public, like the party public because it doesn't, it puts less pressure on me. 124 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:28,800 And I also don't want the next level. Yeah. And I also don't want the guy to feel like, oh, I have 125 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:33,680 to reciprocate. Yeah. It puts less pressure on them too. You know, it's just like, oh, it's fun. I'm 126 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:38,480 doing it for the time I want to do it. And then when I'm done, I'm done. And that's it. And we're done. 127 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:45,280 Next. And we're done. Keep it moving. Yeah. Whereas if you go into like a back room or a 128 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:53,040 playroom, I feel like the expectation changes. And I don't want to one, be a party pooper to like 129 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:59,040 get somebody's like, I don't want to say hopes up, but like, you know, thought process going that 130 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:02,720 that things are going to happen. And then it's like, oh, no, sorry. It's like, well, why did you 131 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:06,480 even come back? You know, I don't want that kind of like, fortunately, I think most of the people 132 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:12,240 we've met that we've like had to be, you know, tell them, yeah, very understanding. Yeah. Because 133 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:16,480 every, you know, when I every woman, but you know, most women at one point in their life, 134 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:21,200 yeah, have gone through this and they understand what it means. So a lot of the times, you know, 135 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:26,400 the woman just kind of has to give the other woman like a quick little nod in a secret handshake. 136 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:30,400 And you kind of know, like, all right, tonight's not the night we're going to do this, this, 137 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:36,000 that, but we'll do that, that, and this. Yeah. But it's, it's always been a good time that we've 138 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:46,400 gone there. And yeah, it's always fun. So I think, I think for the women that like, you know, 139 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:53,040 don't go out or don't do this because of that. Maybe, maybe rethink it in the sense of like 140 00:15:53,040 --> 00:16:00,000 coming from a man's point of view. It's, I don't like view if a woman like I've had that happen 141 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:05,120 to me, a woman will tell me nothing's going to happen tonight because I'm on my period. I'm like, 142 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:09,680 fine, great. It's like, it's, it's easy. It's simple. It doesn't bother me. It doesn't offend me. 143 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:16,080 There's no issues with it. So I think someone women like don't go out. I get it if you don't feel 144 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:21,680 sexy or like, I totally get that aspect of it. But if you're just going out because you feel like, 145 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:26,880 or not going out because you don't feel like you want to let down somebody, don't even think 146 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:31,760 like that because yeah, most people are pretty sure. I think, yeah, I think most people, 147 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:36,480 most people I've encountered. Yeah, I've, I have been actually, I think all people, I don't even 148 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:40,160 say most. Yeah. I don't think just all people I've never, I don't think I've had somebody where I've 149 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:50,480 been like, there's only one person I would say that we know that she will stay unnamed. 150 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:55,920 But she has a little thing, thing for you. Oh, she's the one who was like, you're always on your 151 00:16:55,920 --> 00:17:00,320 period. Yeah. She's like, it's like an excuse, but no, like, I want to taste you and I'm like, 152 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:05,760 uh-uh, I'm just like, you're always on your period. I was like, well, yes, I am literally always on. 153 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:10,640 Like, look at the dates. Yeah, let's look at the past days of the last five part. Exactly. I'm like, 154 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:17,200 they land 28 days apart. What do you want from me? I'm like, I would love to not have my period 155 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:24,640 anymore. But you know what? Here it is. You know what? What? Not this coming weekend, but next 156 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:32,000 weekend. Yeah. We're at the New Year's Eve hotel takeover by the Plush Parties and La Jolla. 157 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:37,680 And guess what? You will not be on. Don't eat. You're going to jinx it and I'll have like two 158 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:42,640 in one month. That would be fucking weird. We got to go to the doctor. I know. But guess who's going 159 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:48,720 to be there? Yes. I know. I told her. I said, listen, she's like, she's talking about a big game. 160 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:56,080 You promise? I'm like, gee. When you see her, you should be like, guess what? I had like a four 161 00:17:56,080 --> 00:18:01,760 week period. It's the craziest thing ever. So no, that's going to be a really fun weekend. I'm 162 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:07,920 looking forward to that. Yeah. But so this past last party was obviously a little more tame because 163 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:18,480 of my situation. But I still got probably I drank way too much actually. Sometimes that happens. 164 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:30,800 But I did give two blowjobs. You did what? Yeah. Two. To two different people. 165 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:39,120 Two different guys. And you know what? Sometimes that's a good night. Yeah. 166 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:45,440 And well, I hope it was a good night for them. I'm sure they had a great time. They've been 167 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:54,720 mode me already. So they've been. And I on the other hand, I was talking a huge game. Yeah, you 168 00:18:54,720 --> 00:19:01,520 were on the way to that party about the, you know, shaving, shaving your balls and being able to use 169 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:10,560 that. I had probably one of the tamest parties I've ever been to. However, I had a really good 170 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:17,200 time. So it was it was for me. It was more of a social party because we had a lot of friends there. 171 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:27,040 And I was I didn't even there was people I saw across the patio. And I was talking to somebody 172 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:31,360 and then I saw them across the patio and I was like, I need to get over there to just say hi or 173 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:38,240 whatever. And there was people I never, well, I'm pretty sure I never spoke to. I was like I said, 174 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:44,880 I drink a lot. So I may have, but I don't think I ever actually ended up getting over there to 175 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:51,760 say hi to them because it was packed. It was packed. And there was it was just like, there was new 176 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:58,000 faces and people we knew. And like I said, people before we went in, I said people we hadn't seen 177 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:05,680 in like a long time. And yeah, I just was like kind of everywhere. And then like I said, I had a lot 178 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:12,560 to drink. So I kind of like got into my own little world. I was in my own party. 179 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:21,200 Everybody was at your so. So yeah, the party overall was a success. 180 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:29,440 And they've already planned in the next one in January. What is it January 13th? Yeah. 181 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:37,440 Let me see. Let me double check this. Make sure I'm looking at the right one. Yes. January 13th. 182 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:44,720 And then what is the theme? Heaven and Hell. Heaven and Hell. Devils, angels. There's a couple 183 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:50,800 different ways to look at it. Celestial. That's a big word. I know. Think of what's that one show? 184 00:20:50,800 --> 00:21:01,760 Lucifer. Lucifer. Yeah. SpongeBob. What? SpongeBob had a Heaven and Hell. Did they? No. You're 185 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:08,160 gullible. I didn't watch that. You didn't watch that show? Not really. I mean, I've seen some episodes that you watched, like if I've been 186 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:18,560 around you, but when you watched it, but no, not really my thing. Okay. Not really into the SpongeBob. 187 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,800 So I didn't know there could have been an episode about Heaven and Hell. Who knows? No. 188 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:29,520 Hell was the ocean they lived in. No, that was Bikini Bottom. Oh. Pay attention. I don't know. 189 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:35,760 Anyways, so yes, Heaven and Hell is the theme for January 13th, a DTF community. 190 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:46,320 Lust Party. Lust. Speaking of all of that, we actually just started our own community. 191 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:53,440 I think we might have mentioned this on the last one, but I'm not, maybe not. So if you're on Cassidy, 192 00:21:53,440 --> 00:22:00,800 you can actually search up The Sweet Side of Life and it'll take you to our community. 193 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:08,160 And as of right now, it's just a small group, small community of some friends. 194 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:14,880 But eventually, you know. Some people have joined it. Yeah. I can't really tell you that. Suckers. 195 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:22,640 Suckers. It's all secrets. Just kidding. Suckers. Suckers. They all paid their $50 cover charge. 196 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:30,480 No, it's free. But anyways, you can join us there. And you know, if you guys are part of 197 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:35,840 you know, the Southern California communities, you know, you can see all the places we're 198 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:40,400 going to go and you can come hang out with us. And for those of you that are in Canada, 199 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:46,560 it's just a short flight, right? You can totally make it make a weekend of it. 200 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:50,960 You could drive. That's a hell of a drive. But I guess it's a hell of a drive. 201 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:58,080 Hey, I just saw something. We talked about the fact that I had my fantasy football playoffs. Yes. 202 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:13,120 So sad news, right? It's like sad news. I lost this past week by like 0.92 or something. It was so tiny. 203 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:21,200 It wasn't even one point. It was so tiny. However, today, we realized that the way we have this fantasy 204 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:28,800 league setup or you set it up or whatever the default in ESPN is that the playoffs are actually 205 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:35,600 two weeks. So I didn't technically lose yet. Yeah. Cause when the league was being set up, 206 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:40,000 I didn't since this is my first year doing the league, I didn't make any changes. 207 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:45,120 I just went with what ESPN said because this is what they recommend, whatever. 208 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:51,840 And it said a two week playoff system. So I thought, okay, this is standard average, whatever. 209 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:58,320 You by two weeks, you were thinking, I think it was like one week is the first part of the game. 210 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:03,520 First and fourth play, third and second play. That was one week. And then the second week, 211 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:07,680 you were thinking would be whoever one of those brackets would then play in the second week. 212 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:14,880 Like the Super Bowl of the fantasy. Yeah. So, so you lost your first, you lost that game or 213 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:20,960 so we saw. And then, you know, the other team played and they lost by another like one point. 214 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:27,280 They didn't lose, but somebody won and somebody lost. But then today, I was looking on the app and 215 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:35,200 the scores were still posted. And it was shown it like it was a continuation of a game. So then I 216 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:42,480 went into the, the, the league setup again and come to find out it's actually two week playoffs 217 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:50,880 as in each game of the final two games is two weeks each. Yeah. So you're actually still in it. 218 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:55,200 Yeah, I know. That's, we just found out that out tonight. So I'm like, oh shoot. So then I'm like 219 00:24:55,200 --> 00:25:00,240 adjusting my roster. Because you got the first game of the week starting to get tomorrow. So 220 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:09,840 yeah, I picked up a new kicker. Sorry, dicker. I love dicker, but I love dicker. 221 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:19,040 Dicker. Dicker was my kicker, but sadly the chargers are not doing what they need to do right now. 222 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:23,920 And I don't have very, I have very little faith in them getting dicker on the field. What dicker 223 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:29,040 can do on the field? I know he can do it. He can dick them down. He can dick them down. He can dick 224 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:40,000 those balls right through that goal. But all the, all the, all the, all the euphemisms he could 225 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:46,480 dick his balls are right through that goal. Right. However, I just don't have confidence that the 226 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:53,680 chargers can get him onto the field. So not at the moment. So here we are. So yes, we have a new 227 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:59,520 kicker and I adjusted my roster. Whole new chance at life. I have a whole new chance. And I mean 228 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:08,560 basically both teams, the, the person I played that I'm playing still and then the other bracket 229 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:15,920 that played like theirs, their game was just as close as basically ours, like mine. They, 230 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:23,360 the guy who won was he won by like another, like a point literally so close. So essentially, 231 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:31,600 our games are really restarting more or less. Yeah. For both groups because they were so close. 232 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:40,640 Like down to the wire. Literally. Yeah. Because they both had, they both had wide receivers on 233 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:45,760 the same team, the other group of people who played each other. So it was like, who's going to catch 234 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:53,440 the ball? Right. And then like we were going back and forth with that. And then me and the person I 235 00:26:53,440 --> 00:27:00,240 was playing were, I was a quarterback. I had a quarterback and she had the wide receiver and 236 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:06,560 I was like, please, can my quarterback not throw to her wide receiver? It wasn't a wide receiver. 237 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:12,240 It's a running back. You had, it was a running back. You had Purdy 49ers and she had McCaffrey, 238 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:18,240 the running back. So every time he would throw a big play, it would be to stop her running back. 239 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,640 So like stop throwing to McCaffrey. Don't you have anybody else on the team? 240 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:30,640 Half the crowd just wants to sleep. I know. They're probably all dudes that listen to this. Do you 241 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:36,560 think, do you think it's dudes or women or you think it's a mix? All the people I know that listen 242 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:43,520 to it are dudes. Although another friend had just said her husband listens to it and she's like, 243 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:48,640 I want to listen to it because he likes it. But I don't know if she will. I don't, I don't know. 244 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:56,160 There's, when I look at the stats, stats and analytics, it doesn't, I can't tell that. No. 245 00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:02,080 I would say we have a few listeners from Sweden. I like to assume that's just women. 246 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:09,120 Because I mean, if you look at the stereotypical Swedish woman, but it's probably not. 247 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,560 I wonder what the ratio of guys to women, I know I have friends, 248 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:18,960 female friends that listen to podcasts, not this kind, but like you got, well, no, we have, 249 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:24,640 I would say it's probably 95% dudes listening to this and 1% women 250 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:32,640 and 4% bots. Why do bots listen to? Well, because I pay them too. Oh. 251 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:40,160 Now they get our stats up. So. You should stop doing that. Well, then we won't have any listeners. 252 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:49,440 Anyways, we digress. Yeah. Yeah. I'll put a TikTok up of what we wore. Although 253 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:59,600 what we can put on TikTok is obviously not fully what I wore. Yeah, that's true. We have what 254 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:07,520 you started in. Yeah. I lost my jacket again. I hope you got the jacket there. You left your 255 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:16,400 boots there. I know. The next day. Now here's the best part of the whole night. So obviously, 256 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:24,080 got a frog in my throat. So obviously we went into the evening with you being very tired. Yeah. 257 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:33,840 So we partied and we were social butterflies. I was, I was bouncing around people like a pinball 258 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:38,080 machine. I know I barely even saw you. Someone literally came in and was like, where's your 259 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:43,680 husband? And I was like over there with the lights on his hat. And I was the same thing. I would 260 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,360 meet a new couple. They're like, where's your wife? I'm like over there across the, 261 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:56,720 yeah, we, we tend to split up. Yeah. Just party. Just because we're both social in this group. 262 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:03,440 And we have friends. So we kind of divide and conquer. I guess this, it would be. 263 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:12,000 But anyways, so after a lot of spent energy, you know, we got there early. We didn't get home to 264 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:19,120 like three. So we're going into the bathroom, getting ready to take a shower. And you look at me, 265 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:24,720 you're like, do you want a blowjob? Well, I had been giving them. I have been giving them. And I 266 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:36,000 was like, babe, no, I am so exhausted. You're like, thank God, I am so tired. I was. I've never seen 267 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:42,240 you so relieved that you didn't have to. But I appreciate the fact that you offered. And then 268 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:46,480 I would have totally done it. I would have 1000% done it. You might have fallen asleep with my 269 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,320 wiener in your mouth. Well, if you didn't come fast enough, that is a possibility. That it would 270 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:58,960 also have been my fault. That would have been your fault. That was, that was funny. You're just 271 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:06,000 like, thank God. So excited not to have to do this right now. You could have been like, thank God, 272 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:11,120 it's so big. I couldn't handle it. I couldn't handle it. That would have been weird. It's all 273 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:16,800 lies. I couldn't handle it. You know, one of the guys that I did give a blowjob to that night was 274 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:26,160 one of the ones that you taught your, your thing to about, um, I just shaved my balls. Oh, really? 275 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:32,240 Yeah. I don't know. He didn't say it to me, but I think he did tell me it though, actually, but 276 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:37,600 like not like that, but he was like, I think I was making a joke about you saying something and 277 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:44,240 then he's like, but at previous parties, you told him like, you were like, I shaved my ball or 278 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:49,040 not told him, but you told him like that's how you, I think we actually told his wife and then 279 00:31:49,040 --> 00:32:01,280 I think it was that taller or shorter guy. I don't know my height, I guess. Out of the two, taller. 280 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:09,280 Oh, out of the two, I just, I blew. I'm trying to understand. I'm like, is he taller shorty? 281 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:13,680 He's like my height. I don't know. I think taller than me. Of the two guys. Yeah. All right, ladies 282 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:18,400 and gentlemen, thank you guys for joining us tonight. I know a little slow. You're not all 283 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:25,360 your cylinders are not firing on the intake. Anyway, so I think yeah, I probably dropped that, 284 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:32,800 that wisdom before. Yeah, you did for sure. Yeah. And yeah, it worked. I guess. Well, 285 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:38,080 it's not the first time I've given him a blow job though. No, that was like the third one. I think 286 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:44,960 he's third. Yeah. I know too. Which two do you know? Oh, no, no, no, you're right. Third. 287 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:49,280 Hey, you're right. You're right. You're right. Yeah, I had to go back a couple months. Yeah, 288 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:55,040 the other guy was the first time. Yeah. Yeah, it was my second time with him. 289 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:08,080 Anyways, we're getting off topic. Is there a topic? No, there's never been a topic, but anyways, 290 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:14,080 so we are the sweet side of live podcast. We did not introduce ourselves when we first came in. 291 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:21,680 That's on you. Babe, no, it's not. Yeah, I'm tired too. Oh, shit. Anyways, we are Mr. 292 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:28,000 Mrs. Emily sweets from the sweet side of life podcast. 293 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:37,280 Miss Emily. Yes. And you can find us on tick tock if you look up sweet side of life podcast. 294 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:43,760 And we would love to hear from you guys via email the sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com. 295 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:48,800 But only if you have nice things to say. Yeah, nice things only. Rude things are rude. Rude 296 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:53,520 things are rude. Rude. Keep your rude things to yourself. Exactly. You can actually have topics 297 00:33:53,520 --> 00:34:00,400 for us. Yeah, yeah. If you guys have questions, topics, stories, review, anything, it's fine. 298 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:08,960 If you want to send titty pictures, that's cool too. But you can also message us on 299 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:15,360 the on our tick tock if you want. We do messages there. If I see something interesting call come 300 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:22,080 through. I'll I'll check it out. Let me see. What do we got coming up? We got Christmas. 301 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,400 We have New Year's, which you've been talking about. I mean, we got Christmas coming up here 302 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:32,160 in just a few days. So I want to make sure we wish everybody a Merry Christmas. When they 303 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:39,120 Hanukkah. Yeah, all the holidays. All of the holidays. Who knows, though, when they'll be listening 304 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:44,880 to this. They don't care to this in the middle of summer. I could give a full circa 2025. Well, 305 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:53,520 we are currently recording this on 12 2023. So if this message applies to you, accept it. If it 306 00:34:53,520 --> 00:35:02,240 doesn't, my bad move on. Fast forward. So for now, though, I'm going to say Happy Merry, Merry Christmas. 307 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,680 And have a happy new year. All the 308 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:13,200 all those things. And then, uh, yeah, once again, we're going to be hitting that New Year's Eve. 309 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:21,200 That's going to be a good time. That is going to be a freaking craziness. When you look forward to 310 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:26,560 that, I feel a little bit, I mean, we've told everybody has told us this is supposed to be a 311 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:32,480 really good party. We're going to have a blast. We literally had friends today saying it kind of 312 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:38,240 ruined parties for them because their first LS party was this and then everything else after 313 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:46,640 that was just that was just not, didn't paled in comparison. But I feel like we always say no 314 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:54,320 expectations. But then at the same time, this party, I think you're getting a lot of expectations. 315 00:35:55,040 --> 00:36:01,680 Me? Yeah. Oh, it's I have expectations of the kazoo. Yeah, I'm trying to just keep it low key 316 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:06,400 because I don't want to be disappointed. You won't be disappointed. It's going to be off the 317 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:11,760 hissy fo scissi. Yeah, we'll see. No, it's going to be awesome. There's like, you know, if you look 318 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:18,000 at the web page, just over 1000 people expected. But I mean, I'm not on the web page. Yes, I hand 319 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:27,040 her can't handle all the LS social media type stuff typically. I'll get on everyone's well and 320 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:35,360 just peep what you're doing. Peep how you're being a perv. How you're pervin. Never. But the host 321 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:42,160 hotel has like 360 something rooms and they're all sold out. So if you take that number, you figure 322 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:48,640 it at least two people a room. There was a couple that got into like almost an argument at the last 323 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:54,960 last party between each other about this party. Like they had never been but I was asking their 324 00:36:54,960 --> 00:37:01,120 friends about it who had been last year. And she the ones who had never been she was like because 325 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:06,640 I was asking about nudity and to their other friends who had been you know and they were the 326 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:12,080 ones who told me like no not in like any of the common like any of the areas no nudity or whatever. 327 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:15,760 And then like I was like, okay, well, I was just trying to figure that out and how they did that 328 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:21,280 how they worked it. And then the people who hadn't been the couple who hadn't been she was like saying 329 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:26,320 she was like, well, it's not going to be like there's going to be other guests there of course 330 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:30,880 you can't be and I'm like and then he was like, no, what's a takeover and she's like, no, you can't 331 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:36,080 fully no one can fully take over a hotel like you can't fully take over a hotel. There's going to 332 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:42,880 be other people there who have reservations that are staying at the hotel. And he was like, no, 333 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:50,240 that's not how a hotel you don't understand. It's literally the whole whole hotel. And she was like, 334 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:54,800 no, it can't I'm just like, I'm just gonna walk I'm like, I was like Homer Simpson in the bush. 335 00:37:54,800 --> 00:38:02,000 Like, I'm just like, I'm like, I do not know. I don't actually like fully know the answer to 336 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:08,880 this question. I'm not going to chime in. And also, I'm just going to back up. Yeah, there's 337 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:17,760 there's there's like many different, um, like versions of a takeover. There is of course the 338 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:24,000 full hotel takeover, which is what this is. They have you can do partial takeovers, 339 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:29,040 or maybe they rent like a banquet room or something. And they have floor takeovers, which are typically 340 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:36,160 kind of pseudo arranged with the guest. They'll say, you know, everybody's going to be on level 341 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:41,760 three. And then, you know, it's just kind of like jumping room to room. But this is a full on takeover. 342 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:48,480 Like the whole yeah, the yeah, plush rented out the entire deal. And so I wonder how they have to 343 00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:53,360 do that years in advance, right? Wouldn't you think to literally like make it so that no one else gets 344 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:58,720 booked there? I would imagine something. I mean, I don't know how many years they've done it. 345 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:03,760 New years. Yeah. I don't know how many years they've done it. But I mean, at least the last couple 346 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:09,200 years, I know they've been doing it and plush has been around for many years. So yeah, I don't know. 347 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:15,040 They obviously it's a huge undertaking, but it's gonna be our first hotel takeover. 348 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:20,720 We've done private parties. We've done resort types venues and 349 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:27,200 we've done clubs, but we've never done a hotel takeover and we have yet to do a cruise cruise. 350 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:34,560 So cruise is next. We'll see how the hotel takeover goes. We haven't done like Mexico, like the Mexican 351 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:39,760 Riviera. Yeah, we haven't done those resorts, but we have done like resorts here in Southern 352 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:45,200 California. Like the same. I wouldn't think so, though, because I mean, who's deaths like, I mean, 353 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:51,120 I guess Palm Springs can be like a destination, but not like a destination. They're not going to 354 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:55,920 be the same because yeah, no, they're they're much larger. Yeah, and it's not like all inclusive. 355 00:39:55,920 --> 00:40:02,560 Like aren't the ones that they're all inclusive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there's also Hito in Jamaica. 356 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:09,760 Yeah. Which I would love to go to Hito. It's just that whole additional like to Jamaica jump and 357 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:16,240 yeah, being in Southern California in Mexico is a much easier plan. Yeah, you just shoot 358 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:22,400 whatever the car ride. Well, not that part of Mexico. That's a rough as car ride. I ain't taking 359 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:30,160 that car. Unless you're part of the cartels. But anyways, so we're coming up on 40 minutes now. 360 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:36,000 I think this was supposed to be just a kind of a short recap, but you just started talking 361 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:43,840 and talking and talking. So I think I think we're going to wrap this one up here. And then I'm 362 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:48,960 pretty sure you promised to do some pretty naughty things to me in the shower right now. 363 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:54,400 Did I? Yes, your eyes did. Your eyes made the promise. My eyes promised. Yeah. Your eyes 364 00:40:54,400 --> 00:41:00,640 promised and I've been feeding you enough liquor. I didn't drink any more of that drink. Drink your 365 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:08,240 Alana Haramaku. I'm butchering that. It's got like a Hawaiian pronunciation. Sorry, babe. It's 366 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:11,600 not going to happen. I'm not drinking it. Oh, I thought you were saying the shower was right. 367 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:17,360 Oh, no, the shower is fine. The shower can happen. Just this drink is not happening. Finish it now. 368 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:24,480 Finish them. But anyways, we want to wish you guys happy holidays and hope you guys have a safe, 369 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:38,000 productive, productive, and a sexual sense. Fun New Year's Eve. And we expect to hear all about it. 370 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:43,840 But in the meantime, when enjoying the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples upside down, 371 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:49,440 believe in unicorns and keep shaking it up. Love you, baby. Love you too, babe. 372 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,240 What? 373 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:05,200 If you would like to get in contact with us, please email us at thesweetsideoflifepodcastatoutlook.com 374 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:20,400 or you can always find us on any one of our socials that are listed in the podcast links.