All right, everybody welcome back welcome back welcome back
To hitting the streets with the sweets once again the bonus bonus bonus episode
One thousand I didn't even have a red bull yet
Anyways, we are hitting the streets. We are in route in the vehicle fully gassed up on our way
to the another
less party
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Naughty Santa naughty Santa theme, but we are not naughty Santa. No
That's too many people will be a naughty Santa. Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of only so many naughty Santa's at one party
We'll see we'll be a
Naughty elves, you're not I know what I forgot what my headband. Oh, you're like yeah
So I
On the way out we're leaving the house, and I'm triple-checking everything and I feel like I forgot something and I just realized
Two seconds out of we pulled out of our neighborhood what it is
But that's fine. You're like a hand I'm gonna I'm gonna head back. We're gonna get it
We can get it and then just give us a little more time to talk. Yeah, so
Yeah, we're on our way to the next DTF's less party like
Mrs. Emily sweet said we are gonna be the naughty elves tonight
Yep
Anytime jump on
Water's fucking I need a coffee you might need one. Maybe we can hit a Starbucks on the way out
No, I'm struggling a bit tonight, but I always know when I get there. I will feel better and I will be
Good to go once the energy starts hitting me
Once the alcohol starts to flow
and the energy of their
party and just
Everybody being there and everything and I know I will pull through I always do
I'm just right now. I'm struggling a bit. I'm
kind of tired and
So you want a glass of wine with that?
Second up juice. I'm
Playing my own smallest violin
Yeah, so anyways, we're just we just wanted to drop in a quick bonus episode
We kind of we kind of wanted to
Any time that we had the opportunity on the way to and from an event
To kind of bring you in for just a couple of minutes, you know
This one's gonna be a shorty episode just kind of bringing you in let us know what we're doing where we're going and
A lot of times we uber to the event so it's it's hard to do it, but today we are driving to
We will be ubering home. Yes, don't drink and drive
Because we drink quite a bit and we drink and we do not drive
We do not so we'll probably do a follow-up
recap episode maybe tomorrow evening or something after we're all back home and
Sobered up and you know all that good stuff, but see how we feel. I'm like yawning
It's 613
I don't know this like TM this change in
In what like the weather at the time time zone and stuff
It's like or the just the getting dark so early like I feel like it used to get dark at like
7 and now it's like 4 it's dark and I'm just like
It's a lot but you're already yawning the night hasn't even started. I know but I'll be fine
I will be fine. We're gonna have a good time. We have got a lot of people. We know we're gonna be there
You're probably wondering why we go so freaking early because we early bird gets the worms, right?
Because yeah, technically the party doesn't start till 8. Yeah, but we have a bit of a drive and then I
Do the I handle the sound and some of the lights and stuff like that
So I already went out there earlier got everything all set up
So now I just got to go in there and turn everything on get the lights primed in dialed in
So yeah fog machine fog machines. We like to get there plus I like to get places early and kind of
Set the scene for myself just because I do struggle from you know a little bit of social anxiety
So it's really really beneficial for me to get to places early before the crowd gets there
So I can have a couple of drinks kind of loosen up find my zone and then when everybody gets there
I'm ready to go because if I walk in and it's a packed party. It takes me quite a long time to adjust
So yeah, but you never know people. I don't think whatever know that about you like that
People call me a liar when I tell you know, I'm an introvert
No, I am it's just I'm a I'm a omnivert omnivert
Which is you know a extroverted version of an introvert
So when I'm in the scene when I'm in the party, I'm loud. I'm obnoxious
But then when I'm away from people I'm like shut up. Leave me alone. Don't talk to me
Let me recharge
So that's that's how it is, but that's just how I
That's how I grew up now. We're kind of getting deep. Are you a therapist now or yes?
So we're pulling back into our driveway. I'm gonna run back in so I'm gonna leave you all along with the listeners here for just a few minutes
There's gonna be like radio
Radio silence. I know I don't I'm gonna pause and we're back welcome back welcome back
Might have felt like an eternity to you guys
It was actually nothing cuz I paused it
Yeah, I thought she was gonna entertain you all but uh, yeah, she's like I gotta pause
I know I'm not I know like the other last one. I was like I couldn't stop talking
I was like
That was after the event I think that was after morning. You were still drunk
I wasn't still drunk, but I didn't you're not sober. I did have a cup of coffee
You had a cup of coffee and you had that that morning you had that morning like buzz
like you know after an event where you just kind of like
The blood's flowing. Yeah penis is hard
Your penis was hard. Oh, we're talking about something different. You are very confusing
Um
So what are you looking forward to tonight tonight, I am looking forward to
Whatever the night brings, you know, that's yeah, we always talk about no expectations
My expectations long immortal
Honestly, you know expectations just go into it whatever the night brings just have a good time and
That's what it boils down to you always look at who's gonna be there. Yeah, there's a lot of I always look at the RCP list just to
Kind of see you know what faces check out the new blood
You know, you gotta I feel like it's been gotta look at the talent. Yeah
I
Feel like it's been a minute since we've been to an event like we had
a
Friends birthday, but that was at a bar. So it was very I mean it was pretty vanilla
Not all the way vanilla
And I feel like the last event we went to was the last last party
Yeah, but it was like back to back because we had the less we had the less party but before that we did the
Swing hearts party. I think the weekend before the weekend before yeah, so we had like weekend back to back in
November
Yeah, yeah, and then
Didn't the December then we had family still well we had
Everybody has Thanksgiving and stuff. So it just I feels like a lot longer since we've done anything, right? Yeah, I
Feel like it's been a minute. Yeah, like the ball hair growth was pretty long
Why don't you shave that just for me?
I do shave it for you. I just this has been a minute
I
Mean I was there last night
I didn't hear you complaining
Well, you can't hear me saying anything with your balls in my mouth
but
You know the if you go to an event with freshly shorn balls
You can use the line. I can't use anything. I'm saying like I'm I'm zero balls zero balls
No, you you can use the line you can use what I can you I'm saying you as I'm top talking to the audience
So you know balls half of the yes, whoever has balls out there. Listen carefully
Jesus crimini's
Make me use the Lord's name in vain right now
Anyways those that have balls
If you make sure they're nice and smooth
You can tell people women or men whatever
I've only tried it out on women and it's it has a 100% success rate
You let them know that you're like, hey, I shaved my balls tonight
And I have not had one woman say interesting and walk away
They go prove it or who can I check who whatever and I oblige
So I kindly oblige so I just wanted to make sure you know if I pull out that line tonight
That I am not a liar because that I am not
Right. We wouldn't want to say we had shaved freshly shaving balls without having
Exactly stubble and swamp ass, you know what?
That's gross just the swamp ass part
I know
Swamp ass definitely
Moving on
Geez you love to stick on weird subjects. Well, anyways, we just had a 10 minute conversation about your balls
My balls warn at least a 15 minute minimum conversation. Thank you very much. Oh
My gosh, one of my lashes is getting in my eyeball
Oh
But that's not good. I know
Take it out. Take out my eyeball. No, you're lash
I don't want you to complain about something
My goodness. Oh my goodness, but anyways, so yeah as far as looking forward to I'm just looking forward to having a good time
Like we were talking about there's a bunch of our friends that we know there and there's a handful of new faces that I want to make our friends
So we'll see how that works out. What are you looking forward to? I?
Don't know what probably this hand I want to say the same thing and sound super cliche
Like I said, it's been a while so I'm looking for just to have a good time like let loose
Get crazy crazy crazy one time. No, probably won't get crazy, but I
Don't know just seeing everybody like I think there's a couple people we haven't seen in a while
Yeah, there's a there's two birthday boys
That are gonna be there tonight. Yeah one of which I believe I'm supposed to do a bare-ass
Banking to that fuck. That's that's what was discussed in the group chat
I'm not sure if that's gonna happen, but I mean we'll see and then there's definitely another another birthday
Where they do there that?
I'm sure wants to get spanked by you, so you'll have to see how that works out
Yeah, I'm sure he would prefer other things by me than just spanking. Yeah, I'm quite sure
But you know what?
Can't always get
But um so yeah
That's what we're doing. So we got this weekend
Kind of had a slow start to the month
We had fun, but we're kind of slow start so we got tonight's party the next weekend. We're going out of town
With some friends and then the following weekend is
New Year's Eve. Yeah, we're doing plush. Yeah, we're going down to La Jolla
Plush party Christmas new Christmas New Year's Eve takeover
from what I've heard the
Main hotel sold out the secondary overflow is starting to fill up
And it's gonna be crazy over a thousand guests expected Sunday Sunday Sunday from New Year's Eve
And we have some friends we don't we're going actually had friends that told us about it. Yep. Yep, and then we told some other friends
Yep, so it's gonna be a good time gonna be a good time. So
Is there anything else you want to address in this episode?
I don't think so. I feel like we kind of got it going and we'll continue making our way to Lest. I'll probably
Try and post a TikTok of some sort after the next couple days showing what we wore
mm-hmm and
Maybe we'll do one tomorrow talking about what happened at the party, but we'll see yeah, well between being hungover
Football
Got a lot going on yeah, I'm in my I'm in the playoffs in my fantasy league
So you are in you were the fourth seed so you yeah, you're gonna go against the number one seed this weekend
Yeah, don't jinx it. Don't you dare frickin say there is absolutely no way
Do not jinx it so far
All right, so we will catch you all
tomorrow, maybe just later in the week pretty soon
and
But in the meantime
When enjoying the sweet side of life keep your pineapples upside down
Believe in unicorns. I feel like I'm missing something and keep shaking it up
Love you, babe. Love you too.