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The podcast you're about to listen to is for adults only. Anyone under 18, please turn on

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Kitsbop right now. Any opinions or advice that we give on this show should not be taken too seriously

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as we are not professionals at all. With that being said, make yourself a drink and join us on

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our journey as a merry couple and join the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California.

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Welcome back everybody.

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You like Batman to this.

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Sounds like you're trying to start a motor over there.

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I'm a joker.

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You looked at me was just like weird and you're wearing a Batman shirt so

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that's probably where I don't know. Okay, moving along.

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Anyways, welcome everybody to the seventh official

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um sweet side of life podcast. We are Mrs. and Mr.

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Sweets and we are here tonight.

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Distracting. Very distracting.

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Licking the whipped cream off my cocktail.

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Licking something off the cocktail.

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But anyways, we are we are trying something new this month.

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We are um we we originally decided or thought about going

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uh bi-monthly or bi- is it bi-monthly or bi-weekly?

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Bi-weekly would be two times a week.

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Yes, no not two times a week.

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Okay, bi-monthly. And that didn't quite work out.

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We've been more in the monthly category but we kind of a little bit more than

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that. I don't think we've been doing this for six months.

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You know we have. Really? Yeah, it's pretty much I looked at the dates and

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everything was just about a month release after each other.

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Well, time flies when you're drinking. It does. It's called blackout.

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But anyways, I was talking to her the other day and I was like you know what?

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Let's um let's give a gift, a Christmas gift.

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A holiday extravaganza to anybody that that does happen.

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Alyssa's to listens to us all the um there's at least thousands of people out there.

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At least 100. At least one. We got all the major countries covered.

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I haven't checked the stats recently to see if we've added any new countries but

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we're worldwide baby. Oh we are. Yeah. Oh we are.

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We're like Bond. James Bond. Oh, what? Is any worldwide?

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That's pitbull.

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I'm Mr. Worldwide.

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Oh my god. James Bond and Pitbull. You just blended them.

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No, you were talking about something different. I'm pitbull Bond.

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We're talking about something different. We had two different frames of fire going on.

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You were not picking up when I was putting down. Clearly.

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Shit. Anyways, so this month we decided as a Christmas gift to everybody out there.

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Or Hanukkah. Hanukkah. Yeah, you know what? We're gonna celebrate them all.

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We are going to do an episode once a week. We're gonna try.

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We are going to do it. That's a big commitment. It is a big commitment.

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But once a week for the entire month of

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December. Did we do one last week? I think so.

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Don't don't ruin the fun. But anyways, from this point on we're going once.

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Yeah, we released one last week. We did. Yeah. The one about

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Sea Mountain. I just didn't know if that was last week.

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For the sake of this, it was last week. Got it. It might not have been, but I'm

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pretty sure it was. Roger that. Anyways, so we're gonna go

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ahead and make our best attempt at releasing. Whether you like it or not.

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It's a gift all over your face. A gift you cannot

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re-gift. Or you can. You can share this podcast with your

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friends and family over the Christmas table. You're gonna play this

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as Christmas dinner is being eaten. That would be awkward.

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Very awkward. But anyways, really quick before we go any further.

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As you guys know from all the previous episodes, we are a drink and show.

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And we try to do a different type of drink. Every uh every episode.

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So tonight. So far we've been successful. Let's do it. First do a cheers. Cheers.

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Mm-hmm. So ladies first, what are you drinking? And what is the recipe?

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So, I made a version of a. Okay, moving on. Right.

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I'm just gonna continue drinking over here. No, you made a version of.

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Sorry, I was chewing my nuts.

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I made it. We only know one person that likes that.

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That's true. I do know one person that likes that.

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That actually might tie into our topic today. Oh, that's true.

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I made a pistachio. Well, it's a version. There was lots of versions.

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A pistachio martini. So it's um two ounces of diserono or amaretto.

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Two ounces of vanilla vodka. And then it the recipe called I think this is.

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Sounds like a pretty weak drink so far. The fuck.

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So the recipe called for one ounce of blue

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cerceo. Curacao. Curacao. That's one of those words that I

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think I'm right. You think you're right. No, you're probably right. I want to say it's

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curacao. No, but I think I'm right. I just don't know how to say it.

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the color to try and make it look green. So I added only like three fourths of a

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shot which I think was perfect. Yeah, because that shouldn't fuck up a

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drink fast. Yeah, so sweet. Yeah, well it was already kind of sweet, right?

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Of all the things I put in it. It's actually tasty though.

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That's the first time I've had it but um and then I chopped up some

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pistachios and sprinkled those on top and then I topped it with whipped cream.

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Hence the whipped cream discussion in the beginning.

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There's a distraction. So yeah, a little bit. Martini.

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Pastasio. Pastasio, Martini. Well, I am drinking a tiki drink called the Mahana.

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Tell me more.

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All right guys, I tried my best. You know, I don't think I'm gonna be able to do

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this once a week thing anymore. Tell me why.

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Tell me why. Okay, stop. I hear that commercial every day.

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a fresh lime juice. I only used a quarter ounce because I'm not

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big fan of lime juice. So, I kind of just uh you know changed it up slightly but

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one ounce of pineapple juice, one ounce of grandmoney.

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We happen to have it on our bar. And then one ounce of coconut rum,

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which was I didn't use Malibu, I used um Captain.

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Captain Morgan coconut rum. And I will say it is

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delicioso. It's pretty tasty. It's very tasty. So,

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that's what we're drinking tonight ladies and gentlemen. We went fancy.

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We totally went fancy. We got fancy and now everybody's wondering how we just

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had all these between the how many liquors were in your drink?

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There was three different liquors. Okay. There was four in mine.

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Neither of our liquors cross paths. We did not use the same liquor

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either of our drinks. We did not. Because we tend to like

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different drinks. Well, no, I'm just saying that's the bar we have.

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like yeah, I could just make a rando tiki drink and

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with like no like set up like no one's like going and buying all the

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stuff for it. We just made the mistake of buying a bunch of shit that we

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hardly ever drank. We have the good thing is liquor doesn't go

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bad. It does not expire. There's a few I think that

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will probably get a little chunky. Yeah, we've thrown away like a weird like

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we bought like a weird wine. We had some Italian

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some Italian liquor that did have an expiration and we had

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Madeira. Yeah, that was like a wine based thing and yeah, we bought that for one

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recipe and that recipe kind of sucked and that expired but

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we were not regressed but uh what's the term? Digress. We regressed. We didn't

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digress because we were talking about the liquor. We were starting going off in a

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weird direction. Anywho's. So, um last episode we were

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talking about Sea Mountain Inn and Tuscany Hills.

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Huh? Tuscany. Tuscany out in Palm Springs as some of the

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LS resorts that we were actually asked to um

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give our opinions on. We've never been to Tuscany like we talked about in the

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last one but we did do a pretty full episode with Sea Mountain Inn.

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However, our favorite

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I'm sorry guys. I just can't do this. If you didn't give great blowjobs, you would

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not be able to tolerate you very much. Speaking of that though, she was doing a

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lot of that earlier. But anyways. Well, you came downstairs with a half

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chub so I had to make it a full chub. Yes. I mean full boner. And then you let it go

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down and then you brought it back up. Yeah. But anyways. Well, we were in the

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kitchen. We were. Um that's I used it to stir my drink.

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But anyways. So, um I think this week we're going to kind of touch on

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our experiences at EDR. Um that's probably as of right now our favorite

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resort in Palm Springs and in the area that we've

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traveled to. There's there's a lot of other resorts that we want to hit

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eventually but they're not in this state. Right. There is one in this state.

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Not actually not too far from us but we have not made it there yet.

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So, we'll get there eventually. However, EDR.

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Exotic Dreams Resort. Is it a resort if you can't stay there?

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Or is it just like a beach club?

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Well, it's not a beach. I think a resort or like a pool club.

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I think a resort you have to. To qualify as a resort you have to have

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a resort. I think you have to have not that you have to stay.

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You have to have the option. But you have to have the option for on site.

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On site um stay. I think. I don't know.

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We'll have to look up that definition. I don't know why it matters but I think

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in order to to be considered a resort you have to. Like let me see your permits or.

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Have the option to stay like to get a hotel room or a room there.

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Okay. Okay. Just because I think the other place you're talking about

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doesn't have a space for that. It's a pool place. It's like a pool.

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It's a pool. It does. I believe there's. I want to say there's like a couple.

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Club pool party. See it would be more like a club. Like a day club.

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Yeah. Yeah. Anyway but EDR is a resort.

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Again we digress. EDR is a resort because you can stay there.

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We find it to be very reasonable.

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Especially during if you go during their off season.

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Yes. But um even during their like busiest weekends I feel like it's

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pretty reasonable. Yeah. Especially when you consider.

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Okay. Here's what I was thinking. You want to know what I was thinking?

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Everybody's wondering what you're thinking. I know everybody is curious.

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We're on the edge of our seats on our tippy toes. Yeah. Salivating that.

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Wait. I'm here. So here's what I think about going to these resorts.

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Is in general. You're making me nervous right now.

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I know. I'm looking at you like where is she going with this.

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You are so weird about what we say on here and I'm just like it is what it is.

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Okay. But I'm not. Yeah. But I'm not going to say. I'm going to have nothing

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bad to say. I'm just going to say that I think that in general

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um whenever even though you pay maybe a little bit more

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for the resort at a lifestyle resort for the room.

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Now some of them can get pretty pricey but I don't think EDR is one of them.

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in Palm Springs than what we pay for EDR right.

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Like we sometimes venture out and do like the tiki bars or but I mean

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realistically like we bring snacks. We bring our booze.

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We grub hub food if we have to. And we pretty much don't leave.

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So in the end our bill for a weekend is usually way cheaper than if we went to

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a regular hotel. Well if we went out to a restaurant.

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And make your own. And make your own. And it's all be. Yeah.

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That was one of the the things that we talked about when we very first

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started to go in FA years ago before we even got into

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the LS was this is just fun to go out to a club and you BYOB.

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Yeah I mean like you pay the cover charge which is more.

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But when you get in there and you have as much as you want to drink

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however you want to drink it you tell them how you want your drink made.

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And you spend half the amount of money. Yeah and you would on a booze.

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So I mean yeah. I mean what was it $50 to get into FA.

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And then you buy a bottle of vodka for I mean even if you buy good vodka.

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It's still like less than $50. Yeah I don't think it was 50 at the time.

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But I mean it was. It's kind of a moot point. Or 60.

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It was it was one of those things where ultimately like.

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But even if you did like if you think about it like even okay let's say your

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bottle of liquor was $50. And to get in was $50.

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1000% we spend more than $100 going out to bars.

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Yeah for sure. So it's kind of that same mentality like when you go to these

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resorts and if you just you pay a little bit more for the room.

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But you don't have to leave because there's entertainment on site.

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Yeah. There's you know playrooms on site. There's a lot of times like especially

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EDR on some of the big busier weekends they make food.

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Yeah. It's not like it's kind of buffet style. They just get out there and just

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push the meat out you know hamburger, soft dogs,

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macaroni salad. They just kind of load it into the little room there.

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And you have food. It's not like all day long. It's just laid out there. But it's

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you know they feed you pretty good when they do feed you. So yeah.

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But I think we need to kind of we kind of jump ahead. Let's let's retract. Let's

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start over. Let's start. I don't want to start over.

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Let's start over. I'm gonna I'm gonna hit the stop button on the recorder.

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We need to kind of go back like with C Mountain Inn.

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We kind of started with our walking into it. You know we started describing.

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Yeah. So let's kind of pull back just a little bit.

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And you know this one right here is definitely in a better part of town.

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Right. Well it's also with a bunch of other resorts. Yeah. It's around all these

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other resorts. Like other like gay resorts and things

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like that. LGBTQIA plus. I don't know.

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Anyway. In case you guys didn't know there's a

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yeah large community out in Palm Springs to begin with.

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And this resort is right in the middle of it.

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But um so yeah like the first time we went there we were driving around. We

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pulled up and it definitely felt like more legit

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because there's concrete walls around and there wasn't dumpsters

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outside. It was definitely a different experience than C Mountain Inn.

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Yeah plus those C Mountain Inn was our first one and we really didn't know what

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to expect. So this time we were kind of like

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we were expecting the worst. Set up. Not the worst but we were just set up for

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another. We were set up for we we basically were like set up for

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you just don't know. So don't have any expectations.

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Yes. Excellent. With most most LS type stuff don't have

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expectations. Right. If you don't have expectations you'll never be let down.

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Precisely. You might be disappointed but you won't be let down.

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No that doesn't even make sense. It makes complete sense.

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My nose is tickling. If I sneeze I apologize. If you sneeze don't

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sneeze onto the sneeze guard because that's it'll it'll it'll hold

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snot. Eww. Yeah but anyways so what was

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the reason we first went there though? I can't remember.

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You're always the reason that I do this stuff just kidding.

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Okay I want to get emails about that. I'm just joking.

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Thanks. Hello bus. Nice to meet you wheel.

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I'm the dick. Anyways. I said that. Um what was the first event we went there?

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Was it? When was the first time we went? Yeah.

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I mean I feel like it's usually for your birthday if we're being honest. But I

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mean was it like one of the the memorial days or? No I feel like it

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was for your birthday. You think so? Yeah. So it was in the fall.

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So it wasn't that busy when we first went then? No.

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Hmm I'm trying to try to remember. But we had a good time.

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So it wasn't super busy. We've had a lot of our better times

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when it's not busy you know. Yeah it wasn't super busy but it was

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nice still. Um and we're good.

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Um it was nice still I think enough like I mean it's Palm Springs so it doesn't

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get super cold. Yeah I do recall was that was that

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the weekend or the first night I blacked out? Yeah. First Friday. Yeah because we

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still went on Friday Saturday. Yeah. Yeah that was fun. Friday um

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Friday how many times have we been there? I'm just gonna keep saying Friday until

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I can get my train of thought. I got a lot of things I have to do. I'm trying to think how many times we

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um been there but anyway yeah. I'd say like maybe five times I feel like is a

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a safe number. I have the pictures from when we went the first time.

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Yeah. Yeah. I think like five times we've done we went once for your birthday

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my birthday we did Memorial Day we did Fourth of July weekend and then we did

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our friends had a birthday. We didn't do Fourth of July weekend. We never do Fourth of July weekend

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because of the fireworks. That's right. So we did Memorial Day we did Labor Day

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day Labor Day we did a weekend for our friend's birthday so it was about five times.

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Anyway most times we say if we can. Yeah. The beauty about this place is is there are many

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many rooms on site. It's if you go online and look it up you can kind of see like an aerial view

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there's multiple pools. I think there's three pools total or two pools. There's one pool that's

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I think there's three. No I think there's two. Two pools and three jacuzzi. Yeah. So the one pool

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the smaller pool and smaller jacuzzi that are right next to each other are

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nude only and then the rest of the resort is clothing optional in the main pool. So when you

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walk in there's a big huge pool right in front of you and then the main jacuzzi

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that's all clothing optional that's where the main party goes and there's a bunch of rooms maybe

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maybe 14 rooms total that kind of border the pool because it goes up and it goes back around.

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And those are the prime spots that you want and then they have a bunch of quieter rooms that are

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kind of off the path just a little bit but those are backed by the other pool and the other jacuzzi

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and then of course they have the outside sex maze. Yeah. Yes. Which we walk through in a tick

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talk we have. Yes if you go back you can see a little bit of a tour there. I don't know why my

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video on that went weird when I posted it on tick talk. It got tiny. I don't know why it got tiny.

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You mean like if I view it as really small. Yeah I think so. I viewed it. I don't know if it's I

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don't think it's just on my phone. I don't recall it being full screen. I want to post it because I

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think it's like got weird. Do it. But I watched it and it was full screen. But yeah maybe we did a

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walk. Maybe it got censored. No one was in the we got there early one day. And it was daytime.

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The key to be there is Saturday is a good day. Saturday Saturday and Saturday night are definitely

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the hot time. Yeah. Friday evening is OK. Friday. Typically what they do is on Friday they have

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they have an on site pool right then they have like a little clubhouse kind of thing where they do

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the buffet stuff in the morning. But on the weekends during season they have like a little

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mini parties that kind of are in there and then trickles out into the pool. So a lot of times on

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Friday nights they would just kind of have lingerie night. They did that earlier. I don't think

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they're doing that anymore. No because last few times we went they hooked up with that club copa.

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Yeah. So I don't think they're doing last few times we went there hasn't been anything. That's true.

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Yeah that's right. We went on busy weekends. Probably they just figured out to put all their

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effort in their daytime parties. It wasn't it was fun. But when we went it was I think there

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are trying to do it. But yeah and they put in a good effort. But I think that I don't think it's

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that kind of like I don't think it's that kind of place like it really doesn't feel clubby. So then

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it's like kind of was weird because you're like OK I'm going to go change. Well what they did was

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during the day during the pool parties during season they have a DJ. Yeah. And it's loud and

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it's pumping and it feels like a pool party at night. They would have a guy just you know kind of

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playing music through some smaller speakers and they tried. They did they put lights. They did

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lights. I mean it was fun. It was always fun but it's it's not like the club vibe that I think

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they were maybe trying to go for. Right. So yeah like like she said ultimately they hooked up with

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the place down the street called Club Copa and they're kind of letting them handle their club

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vibe nights and stuff like that. And they but it's not L.S. It's not L.S. There's all the rules

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apply. You have to wear clothes. Yeah. If you stay at E.D.R. you do get VIP entry so you don't pay

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the cover charge. Or at least that's what I think. Yeah. So that's kind of a cool thing and then

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obviously you can go there with your friends that you've met at E.D.R. and stuff like that.

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Ultimately you do have to keep your clothes on as much as you would do in a regular regular

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club which it gets pretty can be minimal. Yeah. We haven't been though. No. It's not really our clubs

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and like regular clubs in general just aren't really our it's not our vibe like we'd rather do

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like a dive bar. Tiki bar or live music. Just stay at the pool or yeah live karaoke. I hate

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karaoke but I'd rather be at a karaoke than a straight club. I like dancing though but it's

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not really your favorite thing to do. I like watching you dance. So yeah so we haven't been to

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that but we've heard some people said it was a good time and it is kind of like that I think is a

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good transition because then during the day everybody is partying at the pool and then

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you all go back to your places and like change and get dressed up and whatever and then go out to

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a club and then maybe mingle with more people under a little less pressure like where people are

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wearing clothes actually and then coming back and doing the and then being in the playrooms or

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whatever you want to do. Because clothes and and being teased is fun. Yeah. So it's it's it is a

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little you know if you just had a pool party and everybody's just naked it's fun but it takes away

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that element of yeah like kind of teasing and you know seeing something you're not supposed to see.

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Yeah. So you kind of get that vibe at the club and then you can take it back to them the the resort

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and take it from there. Yeah so we've seen people do that where they've gone and then they'll then

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we'll be in the jacuzzi and then they're back. But typically the way for me like she was kind of saying

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um once I get on a resort like this I don't like to leave. Right. I don't want to put close back on.

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I have that and I have FOMO. Yeah. Because I do enjoy just being around just random randomness

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never know what's going to happen. So I do have FOMO if I go out and I'm kind of like you know

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start getting it. She's like all right isn't it time that we were back. I feel like we might be

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missing something. Like the last time we went we um it was the weather wasn't great. No. The first

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day we were there right. It was the first day we were there and um it was super windy and then it

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started raining and then it was like thunder and lightning. At that point we're like yeah let's let's

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head out first. Yeah so I was like I kind of don't want to sit here and we didn't have a room because

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it was a busy weekend. There's labor day weekend. It was labor day weekend that happened. So it was

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on the Friday then before everybody got there because I knew it wasn't crazy. Yeah. And we didn't

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have a room because we could only be there one night or something. I can't remember why and they

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made a three night minimum. Yeah something like that. Yeah. This resort has uh day passes. So

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you don't have to stay there. So you can actually get a day pass where you can come in at I think

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it's 9 a.m. and you can buy the whole day. You leave at like 3 or 4 a.m. um so. Yeah so I think

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that's I think that's what it was is that it was a holiday weekend. They required three day room

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rental or whatever to stay on site and we were only going to be able to do one I think one day

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one night or something like that. Well that was over Memorial Day weekend we did that one Saturday.

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No that was we had all week though. We were there the whole weekend but that's where the

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reservations were all jacked up because they transferred ownership. Yeah. Yeah so this one

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though was we just couldn't stay to rent it for three days we had no we weren't staying for three

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days. Yeah. We couldn't stay for three days we only could stay for one day. Yeah. So we couldn't

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I mean that's pointless to get a room for two days you're not going to stay there pay for that.

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So we ended up staying off site. At a motel six. So when it was raining and thunder and lightning

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it was like we really didn't have anywhere to go to wait it out. So that's why I was like let's go

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to the tiki bars that we like to go to wait out this storm and then come back that way we're not

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sitting here and like because you couldn't even be in the pool because there was like lightning I

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mean I don't want to get electrocuted. Yeah I'm not even trying to die. No so we ended up we did

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end up leaving and then but then even once we're once the weather like cleared we're like all right

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let's go back because we're like I know that's going to be we went out we had dinner and then

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yeah it was like let's go. Yeah but um the next day was fine. The next day was fun.

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A lot of people hanging out. So yeah this place is a really cool place it's best in the summer

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like if you want like the big party crowds and they do definitely have some big party crowds.

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If you go on holiday weekends it is crazy. Yeah it gets so wild not wild but just like

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like I even saw a booby once. Did you? I saw one or two. Just one. No it gets pretty there's a lot

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of people there on a holiday weekend but even when we've gone like we went in the winter

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and we went in the fall which are not their most busiest times and um there was still like

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people there. I don't even want to say a lot there wasn't a lot but there was still people there

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and it kind of like lent and so when there's the big parties it's like you're like constantly like

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kind of hopping around to people or like there's a lot going on or everybody's in groups and then

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you may get pulled into a group you may not you may be something you know what I mean like there's

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just so much going on that you probably don't really talk to a lot of people but then um

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um when it's just like slower and you're really with like five other couples in a jacuzzi

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and your options are massively shrunk down. Yeah then it gets like a little bit more like

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okay so let's have a conversation like we met a couple that we talked to in the jacuzzi I think

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in the winter when we were there and then we went back in the spring and that couple was there again

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and they were like and I saw them and I was like I know them and the only reason why I recognize

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them is because they were there in the winter where there was only like four other couples there so

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it was like very stood out and I remembered that they had bad um shower problems. I was I was wondering

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if that's who you were talking about yeah. Problems in their room or something so they asked you.

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Yeah well we were talking to them and they're like yeah the the we're not getting hot water in our

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shower and I'm like oh that sucks I'm like well why don't you go into one of the playrooms which

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we'll talk about in just a little bit. Why don't you go into one of the playrooms they have some

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showers and um they walked over there shortly thereafter they came out they're like these

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showers aren't working either and I was like well our shower has perfectly hot water you are more

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than welcome to come in and shower and they're like oh can we I'm like yes of course and she came in

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I'm but I'm like the only rule we have is that I get to watch she's like well I love being watched

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yeah so she came in so he did he stood there in the shower and watched her shower and she was

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touching herself and rubbing herself and she got very clean while I was getting very dirty

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so it was a win-win for everybody they they they got their hot shower and then shortly thereafter

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Noah's the next time we saw them that the massages came out or wasn't that night

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no they did it that night too that's right so they had a little massage they had these little

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like massage guns and they're like hey thanks for letting us use your shower can we massage you

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yeah yes you can hell yes you can and then um see it pays to be nice to people right

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and then um so anyway so obviously I recognized them when I say obviously but you are terrible

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at recognizing people sometimes yeah but um you recognize boobs I know those boobs anywhere um

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but anyway so I recognize them the next time when we went in the spring and um our friends

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that we were with they're like how do you know so many people and I'm like literally it's just so

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random and this couple that like they're like you guys come here all the time don't you and I'm like

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I swear to you I we have not been here since the last time we saw you guys before they're like

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we haven't been here since the last time we saw you guys and I was like that's so weird and then

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so then everybody got a massage so then they came and they did their little they had them a little

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massage guns and everybody got massages yeah that was fun and it didn't end dirty guys or did it

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no it didn't it didn't because um our friend had a migraine yeah so yeah it didn't end as dirty as

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one would have liked it did not but it was uh it was definitely a fun night it was fun

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and we'll probably see them again and next time you see them we're like you still have that massage

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equipment right they're gonna be like we're gonna stop massaging you because you guys don't put out

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we're kidding and we still got hot water we'll always have hot water so anyway so yeah we've we

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really like edr um they have like I said multiple pools all that other stuff and then playrooms

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most all the other times we went they had two primary playrooms and then the outside and then

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the outside which was the exterior or outside six maze so they have a red room which has like

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some bondage stuff yeah it's like a swing has a swing it has like a st. Andrew's cross yep yep

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and then it has a bed with handcuffs on it the bed has handcuffs oh yeah after you went to sleep I

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went in there and kind of hung myself up and just kind of roleplayed with myself I was like oh you

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naughty boy it has a spanking bench yep and then it has like another uh equipment some type of bench

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thing bench thing like I think I pull some of these benches intimidate me I'm like how am I supposed

410
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:59,440
to lay on that see that's the thing is you go to like say you go to you know uh gold's gym right

411
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:04,480
and they have the equipment they have they have the little freaking person that shows you how they

412
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:08,480
don't do that you're gonna get your traps this way like yeah none of this equipment shows you how

413
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:13,760
to use it no so like you have to like perv it online yeah you have to youtube it while you're

414
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:20,800
standing there in line waiting so they have the red room which also has multiple showers and restrooms

415
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:25,120
and like it has a full facilities there so yeah if you want to get nice and clean before you get

416
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:32,720
dirty it's it's ready to go and then they have a another playroom which is a really dark and it has

417
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:40,160
like three beds and a couch yeah and like a general seat in area like a waiting room like a lobby

418
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:46,000
a lobby like when you walk in there's like couches to the left kind of like the waiting like a waiting

419
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,880
room waiting for your appointment time on the beds but so it's got like a three-bed and it's got a

420
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:56,080
bathroom in there no the bathroom is not functional but it has it has a bathroom it's just maybe it

421
00:36:56,080 --> 00:37:01,040
doesn't know the bathroom i wouldn't even call the bathroom it has i thought it was a bathroom so i

422
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:06,240
was like i got a pee i'm gonna go in the bathroom i didn't go in there so and it was like filled with

423
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:12,880
stuff like just like equipment like a storage room kind of but then the toilet was basically ripped

424
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:18,160
out then where did i pee in there i don't know so then i had to go to the red room

425
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:28,080
to pee because that bathroom was not functional but it's funny that that episode you're talking about

426
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:37,520
we the past most of the times we go to the ed the edr we um we never really outside of one time

427
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:42,320
have don't really play in the playrooms because we usually have a room yeah we have a room and

428
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:48,960
yeah it's just and we're we're we're more social in a lot of aspects so we typically find ourselves

429
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:55,040
just hanging out and you know doing stuff by the pool yeah so this not sex in the pool because

430
00:37:55,040 --> 00:38:03,440
that's not allowed we have never done that in the pool if you can't see me i'm winking but anyways

431
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:10,560
they're gonna revoke our membership if you have camera for the only ones totally

432
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:15,760
everybody nobody else knows what riggs rules oh that is a rule that is not a rule at smi

433
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:21,280
but that and i don't know about tess can you but that is a rule at edr that you're not supposed to

434
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:29,920
um it's posted sex in the jacuzzi's or the pool and also you're not supposed to pee in the pool but

435
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:37,680
some of us still do we know no i'm a i'm a psycho when it comes to not peeing in pools like we

436
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:42,960
our own jacuzzi i won't even pee in it i like you shouldn't pee in a pool i get out and it's

437
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:49,360
freezing i refuse to pee there's only one jacuzzi i pee in what's that i'll let them know later

438
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:59,040
anyways off track yeah so we don't normally play in the playrooms that's right yeah let me get you

439
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:07,280
back on track so this very last time we went was over memorial day no no this is a labor day

440
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:13,520
one so we didn't have a room yeah we didn't have a room and we did a room off site and it was a huge

441
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:18,320
party and this and we didn't have any friends there with room yeah we didn't have any friends

442
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:24,480
there with the room but this is one of those episodes where we like we're there for this

443
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:30,720
and huge party but we just kind of stuck together the entire time no we're no regrets at all we

444
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:36,960
had a great time but we were just like they're just never nothing ever transpired like enough to

445
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:41,920
pull us in a direction of i think part of it too the party wasn't as big as we thought it was gonna

446
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:47,760
be like it was a memorial day because one it was in labor it was labor day so it's the end of their

447
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:54,320
season two the weather was shitty so i that kept i mean two of our friends were gonna come in that

448
00:39:54,320 --> 00:40:01,280
kept them out because it was raining and so i think that kept people away um so really the party

449
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:05,520
itself wasn't as big as we thought it was gonna be and it probably would have been had the weather

450
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:11,440
not been so shitty yeah um but there were still a lot of people there was still a good amount of

451
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:17,840
people there it just i don't know it just didn't make any connections yeah and which is kind of

452
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:22,720
weird there because we've always anytime we've gone there we've always made some type of connection

453
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:27,760
not like you know full blown orgy stuff but just like we've always had you know something going on

454
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:33,280
but this time was just chill like we were just together and it was great and we actually explored

455
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:40,320
the uh both the playrooms yeah well we were like hey let's just go see hey my as well fuck

456
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:48,000
i mean here we are so we had been in the we have we had played with some friends in the red room

457
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:54,320
before so we kind of knew the lay of the land and you and i have messed around in there yeah it's

458
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:59,280
like just you and i but then this other room we've never been in before i've seen it but it was always

459
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:05,680
so busy busy and dark and dark like you can't see what's going on in there and that can be weird

460
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:11,520
well when you can just see tons of people and you're like i don't really know what i don't really

461
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:16,880
want to and i think one time we were there there was a private yeah there was a there was a takeover

462
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:21,040
and that that was their room to meet at a certain time and yeah something and it was like when the

463
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:25,760
signs are up that say something actually you know i think it was i think it was swing hearts was it

464
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:31,120
i think it was yeah but so anyways we were we were walking around we're like you know yolo

465
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:38,800
so we went into this room and uh two two of the three beds were occupied and they were they were

466
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,960
all getting it on and everybody's having a good time and then we walk over to this first bed

467
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:48,640
and we get in the middle of it and start to do it and the bed just dumps it like i don't know if

468
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:54,320
it was by design the bed was like you know what it felt like okay you know if you put like

469
00:41:54,320 --> 00:42:02,080
like a truck or something on just one axle and it teeters like a teeter totter yes it was like a teeter

470
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:06,400
totter because it was like when we would go one way it would go down and when we go the other way

471
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:11,360
i'd go back and i think one way i'd go down and it was just like it was like i was like this is

472
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:16,800
really feels unstable because it feels like i'm like one of those like people balancing on like a ball

473
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:22,560
like well like the first time like you get up there and you get on your knees and it was holding

474
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:31,760
tears and then i went i went behind her to you know take her from the rear and um i weigh more than

475
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:37,760
she does so the the backside of the bed just went boom and it dropped it and i was like holy

476
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:43,280
shit i'm like holding on for dear life and just you know laughing and of course everybody's having

477
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:47,920
a good time and you don't want to be the distraction right it was really hard here we go we walk in

478
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:52,720
there and we're just dying like the bed's flopping around and we finally figured okay we need to be

479
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:57,200
on the top half portion of the bed right so once we got that under control it's like when you have

480
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:02,160
that table that you can't like quite get like you go to the bar you have to put a coaster underneath

481
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:07,440
the bar table you hold the table down by one side you're like nobody move my arm because you're

482
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:12,960
going to spill your drinks yeah it very much felt that way yeah and then we were trying to find lube

483
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:17,440
because we didn't bring anything in with us but they had all this stuff by the tables like the

484
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:22,160
condoms and all that stuff we're like there's got to be lube over here and you found some

485
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:28,560
yeah and we started going at it and it was all good and then uh there was a like four people

486
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:34,880
going at it on one side of the bed on the other one of the other bed and um they were going at it

487
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:39,920
pretty good and i'm sitting there and you're like i have to pee and i'm like okay fine so i'm laying

488
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:45,520
there on the bed way to ruin a mood and then you get up and you walk out of the room and those four

489
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:51,760
people they go sit over to me they're like hey do you want to join us and i was like me like yeah i go

490
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:57,840
no i'm good who me i'm like no i'm good like the last thing you go to pee and you come back in i'm

491
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:03,600
just like woo i'm like wild wild west over here so i'm like no i'm good thank you though well and

492
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:07,920
then because i couldn't go into that bathroom then you came you took forever so look for me because

493
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,600
i had to find another bathroom to you because again we didn't have a room i had to make sure that you

494
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:17,280
didn't fall into an orgy somewhere yeah i'm like okay where are you at it's like now you know it's

495
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:22,000
like eight eight nine minutes i'm like the bathroom is just right there but no because i had to go all

496
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,440
the way and find another one that was working because again we didn't have a room so that's the

497
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:30,960
whole thing of it yeah that's what's hard about when you don't have a room but so we highly

498
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:35,040
recommend you were very best to get a room i was just about to say that we highly recommend trying

499
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:42,880
to get a room it's not as pricey like smi is pretty expensive it's not as pricey as smi um they are

500
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:47,520
under new owners but we have bought a room we have gotten rooms under the new ownership and it hasn't

501
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:53,120
been it was a little bit increased but not a ton it's all it's still totally worth it and it was a

502
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:58,400
holiday weekend so i'm trying to think back we're not going to be able to do all of this there's a

503
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:05,600
lot of interest in stories here we have a good time there i would say one of the one of the most

504
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:15,920
memorable for me yeah it was so sexy so all right everybody so we're in the main jacuzzi

505
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:21,200
i'm gonna get really close i'm gonna use my very wide and then the listeners to get close yeah you

506
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:29,600
could get close get really close to the speaker anyways so we are in the main jacuzzi um i think

507
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:34,800
it was this last weekend this last time we went we had this last weekend but this last weekend that

508
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:42,320
we went and there's a couple people in the jacuzzi and we walk up and this is friday night when we

509
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:48,320
came back from the bars i was i was i wasn't hammered but we were at tiki bars we're at tiki bars so

510
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:54,880
they're strong drinks so i was drunk i'm drunk that's fine here i am here i am drunk enjoy me for

511
00:45:54,880 --> 00:46:04,480
who i am and we walk up to the jacuzzi and we noticed the bubbles weren't on yeah and you know

512
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:08,320
it's like nine o'clock at night ten o'clock at night and there's like you know six seven people

513
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,440
in the jacuzzi but the people are getting out because they're like yeah they're like it's there's

514
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:17,440
no bubbles and i'm like well what kind of jacuzzi is this like this is annoying so then i i walk around

515
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:22,400
and i find one of the the maintenance guys i go dude what's up you know what's up with your bubbles

516
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:30,480
he goes i don't know the timer switch stop working and i go i'm i'm an electrician can can i take a

517
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:39,920
look and he's like sure he should not have let me play with their pool equipment drunk drunk barefoot

518
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:45,280
barefoot in the rain and then so i'm like do you have any tools because i didn't bring mine

519
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:51,680
and he gives me the weirdest thing on my naked body i have zero tools i have a tool but it's

520
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:58,320
not going to fit in the screw so he gives me like a janky like screwdriver and i go up to the pool

521
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:03,760
timer i'm looking at it and like i'm like okay well you know i think that the mechanical timer's

522
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:12,400
broken so let me go back to the pool equipment so i go back and it was pretty bad um and then i come

523
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:18,400
back out and i'm like all right i'm just gonna bypass this timer so i told everybody in the jacuzzi

524
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:22,960
like can you guys get out because just in case something malfunctions i don't want to electrocute

525
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:28,240
i don't want you guys to die i mean i shouldn't have done any of this but hey this is what i do

526
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:34,160
i'm a problem solver guess what though i got them fucking bubbles working and they were working all

527
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:39,280
night long yeah but they they finally had a guy come the next day and the pool guy came and changed

528
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:43,520
the timer and all that but i'm like i had motherfucking bubbles going we had bubbles and i was the talk

529
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:47,120
of the town the whole next day they're like hey you got the bubbles going your name your nickname

530
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:51,360
was bubbles bubbles yeah you know but you got to do what you got to do i shouldn't have done it

531
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:57,200
looking back would i do it again fuck yeah because you gotta have bubbles but anyway so that was

532
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:01,520
you want to have bubbles that was very memorable the funniest part about the the that thing was

533
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:07,440
you were like you asked the maintenance guy if he had a um wire net wire net and he's like i think i

534
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:15,040
have one in my have one wire in my drawer behind my pants like bye bye he was gone for like 20 minutes

535
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:19,920
and i'm like hey this guy's never coming back he was just like abandoned us and then finally he

536
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:28,800
returns he's like i found it one wire yeah i'm like putting this wire net on the wires are sparking

537
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,800
like as i'm like making the connection if you guys are electricians you know exactly what i'm talking

538
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:40,960
about and he's all like whoa this is crazy i'm like it's not really that crazy but okay but uh yeah

539
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:46,880
it ended in no disasters no and i had told all the bubbles all the bubbles in the world and i

540
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:51,120
told the maintenance guy i'm like you know hey uh you know tell your bosses to hire me as the

541
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,480
electrician i'll come out and i'll fix all this stuff and he's like yeah totally talk to bubble

542
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:59,440
blah i never talked to blah blah blah because i couldn't remember bubble bus name the next day

543
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,680
i think everybody could remember bubbles though you know what i aimed to please

544
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:10,400
but anyways i think um i think we're gonna pause on the edr reviews right now we got a lot of

545
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:17,760
stuff to talk about edr i know should we continue not tonight just kidding no we're we're 50 minutes

546
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:24,400
in most people by now if you go with uh stats and data they've already hung up the podcast

547
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:30,560
have they yeah nobody listens this long really no if you start one why would you stop it

548
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:38,240
because people have uh add and yeah no but anyways um so we're just gonna touch on a

549
00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:42,640
couple of things really quick you guys can get ahold of us at the sweet side of life podcast

550
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:49,440
at outlook.com you can find us on tiktok if you just search for the sweet side of life podcast

551
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:54,880
it's not the sweet it's sweet side of life podcast sweet side of life podcast for tiktok

552
00:49:55,600 --> 00:50:00,960
are you done well if they search the they're not gonna find it it's gonna come up it's gonna come

553
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:11,120
up it's gonna it's gonna be just fine everybody and um also as of today we just started our own

554
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:17,920
community on Cassidy there's absolutely nothing going on there at the moment but if you do if

555
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:24,000
you're part of Cassidy and you go into the community section and you uh search sweet side of life

556
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:30,080
join the community and at some point there's a so far in southern california because we'll post

557
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,200
the parties we're going to yeah we're gonna be posting all the parties we're going to

558
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:44,960
all the events we're going to recommendations boobies penises what all that good stuff and then

559
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:53,280
also i know you guys have heard us talk about the dtf community yeah if you guys have checked it out

560
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:59,120
just make sure you search search search the dtf community because they do hold monthly parties

561
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:05,680
here in southern california and the next one is actually saturday december 16th 16th it's coming

562
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:13,920
up a couple weeks naughty santa naughty santa we will be there as well and for new year's eve

563
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,960
drum roll

564
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:38,080
uh no your penis would stop my tongue that's worth trying but anyways for new year's eve we're

565
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:46,480
actually be going down to uh sandiego first time at the plush parties new year's eve first time for

566
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:54,320
a hotel takeover for us first time hotel takeover first time plush party and a first time at this

567
00:51:54,320 --> 00:52:03,840
hotel is it no so it's at the sandiego where virgin plush is and virgin hotel takeover a lot of

568
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:10,080
versions going on but it's at the sandiego marriott la joya they're doing a full hotel takeover that's

569
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:18,080
plush parties the host hotel which is the marriott is fully sold out however you can we have a room

570
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:23,920
we have a room because we bought our room like five months ago thanks to a couple of friends of ours

571
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:30,000
that kind of brought it back into our idea department because we were trying to go last year but it

572
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:34,640
was completely sold out and all this that you know whatever but this year we were able to um

573
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:43,680
get our room well early in advance and we are going we are going there that saturday and that

574
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:50,560
sunday which is new year's eve so there's a shit ton of people going there and they do have a secondary

575
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:55,840
overflow hotel it's the embassy suites actually oh really i think it's basically right next to them

576
00:52:55,840 --> 00:53:01,840
those people are going to get free breakfast don't they have a happy hour no they have a happy hour

577
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:09,200
at embassy and a free breakfast like a good breakfast huh we should switch just kidding

578
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:20,240
we should swap we should swap just for the breakfast but anyway so yeah if you guys are

579
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:28,800
going to that by any chance drop us a letter a letter soon as a fax letter just a or b or

580
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:34,720
type something on your typewriter and email it we'll take smoke signals you know it but yeah

581
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:41,200
so we're gonna be there saturday carrier uh at some point i'll finish

582
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:48,720
there's a joke there at some point i'm gonna finish all over your face

583
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:58,400
you're not really a face person you're more of mouth or tits exactly so yeah that's that's

584
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:04,000
gonna be what we're doing we got that party on the 16th dtf communities and then um you can check

585
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:10,320
out our community the sweet side of life which is just gonna be like i said an extension of what we

586
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:14,800
do here and then eventually we might roll into our own events and who knows what we're gonna do with

587
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:19,680
that it's all kind of preliminary so we'll see how that goes but most importantly if you guys have

588
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:27,040
any questions over edr we're gonna do an edr takeover that's gonna be expensive as fuck

589
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:33,280
wait you have to pay for the room when you do the takeover i mean if we do a takeover i think you

590
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:38,400
just tell everybody we could buy their own rooms like we did at the week okay you're talking about

591
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:43,360
two different things we could throw an event there okay a takeover is when you literally

592
00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:53,120
so plush all the rooms at marion yes they did yes no yes no because that's not how this works

593
00:54:53,120 --> 00:55:01,920
yes it is no that's totally how it works lies my god you're the worst you're the worst anyways

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all i have to say is when enjoying

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take it over right and three two one enjoying the sweet side of life keep your pineapples upside

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down believe in unicorns and keep shaking it up keep shaking it shake it up shake shake shake your

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money maker shake shake your booty i love you baby love you too turn it off you're insane

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if you would like to get in contact with us please email us at the sweet side of life

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podcast at outlook.com or you can always find us on any one of our socials that are listed in the

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