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You like Batman to this.
Sounds like you're trying to start a motor over there.
I'm a joker.
You looked at me was just like weird and you're wearing a Batman shirt so
that's probably where I don't know. Okay, moving along.
Anyways, welcome everybody to the seventh official
um sweet side of life podcast. We are Mrs. and Mr.
Sweets and we are here tonight.
Distracting. Very distracting.
Licking the whipped cream off my cocktail.
Licking something off the cocktail.
But anyways, we are we are trying something new this month.
We are um we we originally decided or thought about going
uh bi-monthly or bi- is it bi-monthly or bi-weekly?
Bi-weekly would be two times a week.
Yes, no not two times a week.
Okay, bi-monthly. And that didn't quite work out.
We've been more in the monthly category but we kind of a little bit more than
that. I don't think we've been doing this for six months.
You know we have. Really? Yeah, it's pretty much I looked at the dates and
everything was just about a month release after each other.
Well, time flies when you're drinking. It does. It's called blackout.
But anyways, I was talking to her the other day and I was like you know what?
Let's um let's give a gift, a Christmas gift.
A holiday extravaganza to anybody that that does happen.
Alyssa's to listens to us all the um there's at least thousands of people out there.
At least 100. At least one. We got all the major countries covered.
I haven't checked the stats recently to see if we've added any new countries but
we're worldwide baby. Oh we are. Yeah. Oh we are.
We're like Bond. James Bond. Oh, what? Is any worldwide?
That's pitbull.
I'm Mr. Worldwide.
Oh my god. James Bond and Pitbull. You just blended them.
No, you were talking about something different. I'm pitbull Bond.
We're talking about something different. We had two different frames of fire going on.
You were not picking up when I was putting down. Clearly.
Shit. Anyways, so this month we decided as a Christmas gift to everybody out there.
Or Hanukkah. Hanukkah. Yeah, you know what? We're gonna celebrate them all.
We are going to do an episode once a week. We're gonna try.
We are going to do it. That's a big commitment. It is a big commitment.
But once a week for the entire month of
December. Did we do one last week? I think so.
Don't don't ruin the fun. But anyways, from this point on we're going once.
Yeah, we released one last week. We did. Yeah. The one about
Sea Mountain. I just didn't know if that was last week.
For the sake of this, it was last week. Got it. It might not have been, but I'm
pretty sure it was. Roger that. Anyways, so we're gonna go
ahead and make our best attempt at releasing. Whether you like it or not.
It's a gift all over your face. A gift you cannot
re-gift. Or you can. You can share this podcast with your
friends and family over the Christmas table. You're gonna play this
as Christmas dinner is being eaten. That would be awkward.
Very awkward. But anyways, really quick before we go any further.
As you guys know from all the previous episodes, we are a drink and show.
And we try to do a different type of drink. Every uh every episode.
So tonight. So far we've been successful. Let's do it. First do a cheers. Cheers.
Mm-hmm. So ladies first, what are you drinking? And what is the recipe?
So, I made a version of a. Okay, moving on. Right.
I'm just gonna continue drinking over here. No, you made a version of.
Sorry, I was chewing my nuts.
I made it. We only know one person that likes that.
That's true. I do know one person that likes that.
That actually might tie into our topic today. Oh, that's true.
I made a pistachio. Well, it's a version. There was lots of versions.
A pistachio martini. So it's um two ounces of diserono or amaretto.
Um two ounces of Baileys or any kind of Irish cream.
Two ounces of vanilla vodka. And then it the recipe called I think this is.
Sounds like a pretty weak drink so far. The fuck.
So the recipe called for one ounce of blue
cerceo. Curacao. Curacao. That's one of those words that I
think I'm right. You think you're right. No, you're probably right. I want to say it's
curacao. No, but I think I'm right. I just don't know how to say it.
Um anyway, but I it seemed like a lot to me and I'm pretty sure it was just for
the color to try and make it look green. So I added only like three fourths of a
shot which I think was perfect. Yeah, because that shouldn't fuck up a
drink fast. Yeah, so sweet. Yeah, well it was already kind of sweet, right?
Of all the things I put in it. It's actually tasty though.
That's the first time I've had it but um and then I chopped up some
pistachios and sprinkled those on top and then I topped it with whipped cream.
Hence the whipped cream discussion in the beginning.
There's a distraction. So yeah, a little bit. Martini.
Pastasio. Pastasio, Martini. Well, I am drinking a tiki drink called the Mahana.
Tell me more.
All right guys, I tried my best. You know, I don't think I'm gonna be able to do
this once a week thing anymore. Tell me why.
Tell me why. Okay, stop. I hear that commercial every day.
Anyways, it's called the Mahana. It's uh one ounce of
a fresh lime juice. I only used a quarter ounce because I'm not
big fan of lime juice. So, I kind of just uh you know changed it up slightly but
it's a quarter ounce and then I did one ounce OJ,
one ounce of pineapple juice, one ounce of grandmoney.
One ounce of a gold Puerto Rican rum. I can't remember what brand it is.
We happen to have it on our bar. And then one ounce of coconut rum,
which was I didn't use Malibu, I used um Captain.
Captain Morgan coconut rum. And I will say it is
delicioso. It's pretty tasty. It's very tasty. So,
that's what we're drinking tonight ladies and gentlemen. We went fancy.
We totally went fancy. We got fancy and now everybody's wondering how we just
had all these between the how many liquors were in your drink?
There was three different liquors. Okay. There was four in mine.
Neither of our liquors cross paths. We did not use the same liquor
either of our drinks. We did not. Because we tend to like
different drinks. Well, no, I'm just saying that's the bar we have.
Oh, yeah, we have we have a shit ton of stuff. I don't know many people who are
like yeah, I could just make a rando tiki drink and
with like no like set up like no one's like going and buying all the
stuff for it. We just made the mistake of buying a bunch of shit that we
hardly ever drank. We have the good thing is liquor doesn't go
bad. It does not expire. There's a few I think that
will probably get a little chunky. Yeah, we've thrown away like a weird like
we bought like a weird wine. We had some Italian
some Italian liquor that did have an expiration and we had
Madeira. Yeah, that was like a wine based thing and yeah, we bought that for one
recipe and that recipe kind of sucked and that expired but
we were not regressed but uh what's the term? Digress. We regressed. We didn't
digress because we were talking about the liquor. We were starting going off in a
weird direction. Anywho's. So, um last episode we were
talking about Sea Mountain Inn and Tuscany Hills.
Huh? Tuscany. Tuscany out in Palm Springs as some of the
LS resorts that we were actually asked to um
give our opinions on. We've never been to Tuscany like we talked about in the
last one but we did do a pretty full episode with Sea Mountain Inn.
However, our favorite
I'm sorry guys. I just can't do this. If you didn't give great blowjobs, you would
not be able to tolerate you very much. Speaking of that though, she was doing a
lot of that earlier. But anyways. Well, you came downstairs with a half
chub so I had to make it a full chub. Yes. I mean full boner. And then you let it go
down and then you brought it back up. Yeah. But anyways. Well, we were in the
kitchen. We were. Um that's I used it to stir my drink.
But anyways. So, um I think this week we're going to kind of touch on
our experiences at EDR. Um that's probably as of right now our favorite
resort in Palm Springs and in the area that we've
traveled to. There's there's a lot of other resorts that we want to hit
eventually but they're not in this state. Right. There is one in this state.
Not actually not too far from us but we have not made it there yet.
So, we'll get there eventually. However, EDR.
Exotic Dreams Resort. Is it a resort if you can't stay there?
Or is it just like a beach club?
Well, it's not a beach. I think a resort or like a pool club.
I think a resort you have to. To qualify as a resort you have to have
a resort. I think you have to have not that you have to stay.
You have to have the option. But you have to have the option for on site.
On site um stay. I think. I don't know.
We'll have to look up that definition. I don't know why it matters but I think
in order to to be considered a resort you have to. Like let me see your permits or.
Have the option to stay like to get a hotel room or a room there.
Okay. Okay. Just because I think the other place you're talking about
doesn't have a space for that. It's a pool place. It's like a pool.
It's a pool. It does. I believe there's. I want to say there's like a couple.
Club pool party. See it would be more like a club. Like a day club.
Yeah. Yeah. Anyway but EDR is a resort.
Again we digress. EDR is a resort because you can stay there.
We find it to be very reasonable.
Um.
Especially during if you go during their off season.
Yes. But um even during their like busiest weekends I feel like it's
pretty reasonable. Yeah. Especially when you consider.
Okay. Here's what I was thinking. You want to know what I was thinking?
Everybody's wondering what you're thinking. I know everybody is curious.
We're on the edge of our seats on our tippy toes. Yeah. Salivating that.
Wait. I'm here. So here's what I think about going to these resorts.
Is in general. You're making me nervous right now.
I know. I'm looking at you like where is she going with this.
You are so weird about what we say on here and I'm just like it is what it is.
Okay. But I'm not. Yeah. But I'm not going to say. I'm going to have nothing
bad to say. I'm just going to say that I think that in general
um whenever even though you pay maybe a little bit more
for the resort at a lifestyle resort for the room.
Now some of them can get pretty pricey but I don't think EDR is one of them.
But in general like I could get a room cheaper
in Palm Springs than what we pay for EDR right.
But when I figure that basically once we're there we really don't leave.
Like we sometimes venture out and do like the tiki bars or but I mean
realistically like we bring snacks. We bring our booze.
We grub hub food if we have to. And we pretty much don't leave.
So in the end our bill for a weekend is usually way cheaper than if we went to
a regular hotel. Well if we went out to a restaurant.
And then went to a restaurant and went to bars. Paying for drinks.
Yeah because it's so much cheaper to drink when you can just buy a bottle.
And make your own. And make your own. And it's all be. Yeah.
That was one of the the things that we talked about when we very first
started to go in FA years ago before we even got into
the LS was this is just fun to go out to a club and you BYOB.
Yeah I mean like you pay the cover charge which is more.
But when you get in there and you have as much as you want to drink
however you want to drink it you tell them how you want your drink made.
And you spend half the amount of money. Yeah and you would on a booze.
So I mean yeah. I mean what was it $50 to get into FA.
And then you buy a bottle of vodka for I mean even if you buy good vodka.
It's still like less than $50. Yeah I don't think it was 50 at the time.
But I mean it was. It's kind of a moot point. Or 60.
It was it was one of those things where ultimately like.
But even if you did like if you think about it like even okay let's say your
bottle of liquor was $50. And to get in was $50.
1000% we spend more than $100 going out to bars.
Yeah for sure. So it's kind of that same mentality like when you go to these
resorts and if you just you pay a little bit more for the room.
But you don't have to leave because there's entertainment on site.
Yeah. There's you know playrooms on site. There's a lot of times like especially
EDR on some of the big busier weekends they make food.
Yeah. It's not like it's kind of buffet style. They just get out there and just
push the meat out you know hamburger, soft dogs,
macaroni salad. They just kind of load it into the little room there.
And you have food. It's not like all day long. It's just laid out there. But it's
you know they feed you pretty good when they do feed you. So yeah.
But I think we need to kind of we kind of jump ahead. Let's let's retract. Let's
start over. Let's start. I don't want to start over.
Let's start over. I'm gonna I'm gonna hit the stop button on the recorder.
We need to kind of go back like with C Mountain Inn.
We kind of started with our walking into it. You know we started describing.
Yeah. So let's kind of pull back just a little bit.
And you know this one right here is definitely in a better part of town.
Right. Well it's also with a bunch of other resorts. Yeah. It's around all these
other resorts. Like other like gay resorts and things
like that. LGBTQIA plus. I don't know.
Anyway. In case you guys didn't know there's a
yeah large community out in Palm Springs to begin with.
And this resort is right in the middle of it.
But um so yeah like the first time we went there we were driving around. We
pulled up and it definitely felt like more legit
because there's concrete walls around and there wasn't dumpsters
outside. It was definitely a different experience than C Mountain Inn.
Yeah plus those C Mountain Inn was our first one and we really didn't know what
to expect. So this time we were kind of like
we were expecting the worst. Set up. Not the worst but we were just set up for
another. We were set up for we we basically were like set up for
you just don't know. So don't have any expectations.
Yes. Excellent. With most most LS type stuff don't have
expectations. Right. If you don't have expectations you'll never be let down.
Precisely. You might be disappointed but you won't be let down.
No that doesn't even make sense. It makes complete sense.
My nose is tickling. If I sneeze I apologize. If you sneeze don't
sneeze onto the sneeze guard because that's it'll it'll it'll hold
snot. Eww. Yeah but anyways so what was
the reason we first went there though? I can't remember.
You're always the reason that I do this stuff just kidding.
Okay I want to get emails about that. I'm just joking.
Thanks. Hello bus. Nice to meet you wheel.
I'm the dick. Anyways. I said that. Um what was the first event we went there?
Was it? When was the first time we went? Yeah.
I mean I feel like it's usually for your birthday if we're being honest. But I
mean was it like one of the the memorial days or? No I feel like it
was for your birthday. You think so? Yeah. So it was in the fall.
So it wasn't that busy when we first went then? No.
Hmm I'm trying to try to remember. But we had a good time.
So it wasn't super busy. We've had a lot of our better times
when it's not busy you know. Yeah it wasn't super busy but it was
nice still. Um and we're good.
Um it was nice still I think enough like I mean it's Palm Springs so it doesn't
get super cold. Yeah I do recall was that was that
the weekend or the first night I blacked out? Yeah. First Friday. Yeah because we
still went on Friday Saturday. Yeah. Yeah that was fun. Friday um
Friday how many times have we been there? I'm just gonna keep saying Friday until
I can get my train of thought. I got a lot of things I have to do. I'm trying to think how many times we
um been there but anyway yeah. I'd say like maybe five times I feel like is a
a safe number. I have the pictures from when we went the first time.
Yeah. Yeah. I think like five times we've done we went once for your birthday
my birthday we did Memorial Day we did Fourth of July weekend and then we did
our friends had a birthday. We didn't do Fourth of July weekend. We never do Fourth of July weekend
because of the fireworks. That's right. So we did Memorial Day we did Labor Day
day Labor Day we did a weekend for our friend's birthday so it was about five times.
Anyway most times we say if we can. Yeah. The beauty about this place is is there are many
many rooms on site. It's if you go online and look it up you can kind of see like an aerial view
there's multiple pools. I think there's three pools total or two pools. There's one pool that's
I think there's three. No I think there's two. Two pools and three jacuzzi. Yeah. So the one pool
the smaller pool and smaller jacuzzi that are right next to each other are
nude only and then the rest of the resort is clothing optional in the main pool. So when you
walk in there's a big huge pool right in front of you and then the main jacuzzi
that's all clothing optional that's where the main party goes and there's a bunch of rooms maybe
maybe 14 rooms total that kind of border the pool because it goes up and it goes back around.
And those are the prime spots that you want and then they have a bunch of quieter rooms that are
kind of off the path just a little bit but those are backed by the other pool and the other jacuzzi
and then of course they have the outside sex maze. Yeah. Yes. Which we walk through in a tick
talk we have. Yes if you go back you can see a little bit of a tour there. I don't know why my
video on that went weird when I posted it on tick talk. It got tiny. I don't know why it got tiny.
You mean like if I view it as really small. Yeah I think so. I viewed it. I don't know if it's I
don't think it's just on my phone. I don't recall it being full screen. I want to post it because I
think it's like got weird. Do it. But I watched it and it was full screen. But yeah maybe we did a
walk. Maybe it got censored. No one was in the we got there early one day. And it was daytime.
The key to be there is Saturday is a good day. Saturday Saturday and Saturday night are definitely
the hot time. Yeah. Friday evening is OK. Friday. Typically what they do is on Friday they have
they have an on site pool right then they have like a little clubhouse kind of thing where they do
the buffet stuff in the morning. But on the weekends during season they have like a little
mini parties that kind of are in there and then trickles out into the pool. So a lot of times on
Friday nights they would just kind of have lingerie night. They did that earlier. I don't think
they're doing that anymore. No because last few times we went they hooked up with that club copa.
Yeah. So I don't think they're doing last few times we went there hasn't been anything. That's true.
Yeah that's right. We went on busy weekends. Probably they just figured out to put all their
effort in their daytime parties. It wasn't it was fun. But when we went it was I think there
are trying to do it. But yeah and they put in a good effort. But I think that I don't think it's
that kind of like I don't think it's that kind of place like it really doesn't feel clubby. So then
it's like kind of was weird because you're like OK I'm going to go change. Well what they did was
during the day during the pool parties during season they have a DJ. Yeah. And it's loud and
it's pumping and it feels like a pool party at night. They would have a guy just you know kind of
playing music through some smaller speakers and they tried. They did they put lights. They did
lights. I mean it was fun. It was always fun but it's it's not like the club vibe that I think
they were maybe trying to go for. Right. So yeah like like she said ultimately they hooked up with
the place down the street called Club Copa and they're kind of letting them handle their club
vibe nights and stuff like that. And they but it's not L.S. It's not L.S. There's all the rules
apply. You have to wear clothes. Yeah. If you stay at E.D.R. you do get VIP entry so you don't pay
the cover charge. Or at least that's what I think. Yeah. So that's kind of a cool thing and then
obviously you can go there with your friends that you've met at E.D.R. and stuff like that.
Ultimately you do have to keep your clothes on as much as you would do in a regular regular
club which it gets pretty can be minimal. Yeah. We haven't been though. No. It's not really our clubs
and like regular clubs in general just aren't really our it's not our vibe like we'd rather do
like a dive bar. Tiki bar or live music. Just stay at the pool or yeah live karaoke. I hate
karaoke but I'd rather be at a karaoke than a straight club. I like dancing though but it's
not really your favorite thing to do. I like watching you dance. So yeah so we haven't been to
that but we've heard some people said it was a good time and it is kind of like that I think is a
good transition because then during the day everybody is partying at the pool and then
you all go back to your places and like change and get dressed up and whatever and then go out to
a club and then maybe mingle with more people under a little less pressure like where people are
wearing clothes actually and then coming back and doing the and then being in the playrooms or
whatever you want to do. Because clothes and and being teased is fun. Yeah. So it's it's it is a
little you know if you just had a pool party and everybody's just naked it's fun but it takes away
that element of yeah like kind of teasing and you know seeing something you're not supposed to see.
Yeah. So you kind of get that vibe at the club and then you can take it back to them the the resort
and take it from there. Yeah so we've seen people do that where they've gone and then they'll then
we'll be in the jacuzzi and then they're back. But typically the way for me like she was kind of saying
um once I get on a resort like this I don't like to leave. Right. I don't want to put close back on.
I have that and I have FOMO. Yeah. Because I do enjoy just being around just random randomness
never know what's going to happen. So I do have FOMO if I go out and I'm kind of like you know
start getting it. She's like all right isn't it time that we were back. I feel like we might be
missing something. Like the last time we went we um it was the weather wasn't great. No. The first
day we were there right. It was the first day we were there and um it was super windy and then it
started raining and then it was like thunder and lightning. At that point we're like yeah let's let's
head out first. Yeah so I was like I kind of don't want to sit here and we didn't have a room because
it was a busy weekend. There's labor day weekend. It was labor day weekend that happened. So it was
on the Friday then before everybody got there because I knew it wasn't crazy. Yeah. And we didn't
have a room because we could only be there one night or something. I can't remember why and they
made a three night minimum. Yeah something like that. Yeah. This resort has uh day passes. So
you don't have to stay there. So you can actually get a day pass where you can come in at I think
it's 9 a.m. and you can buy the whole day. You leave at like 3 or 4 a.m. um so. Yeah so I think
that's I think that's what it was is that it was a holiday weekend. They required three day room
rental or whatever to stay on site and we were only going to be able to do one I think one day
one night or something like that. Well that was over Memorial Day weekend we did that one Saturday.
No that was we had all week though. We were there the whole weekend but that's where the
reservations were all jacked up because they transferred ownership. Yeah. Yeah so this one
though was we just couldn't stay to rent it for three days we had no we weren't staying for three
days. Yeah. We couldn't stay for three days we only could stay for one day. Yeah. So we couldn't
I mean that's pointless to get a room for two days you're not going to stay there pay for that.
So we ended up staying off site. At a motel six. So when it was raining and thunder and lightning
it was like we really didn't have anywhere to go to wait it out. So that's why I was like let's go
to the tiki bars that we like to go to wait out this storm and then come back that way we're not
sitting here and like because you couldn't even be in the pool because there was like lightning I
mean I don't want to get electrocuted. Yeah I'm not even trying to die. No so we ended up we did
end up leaving and then but then even once we're once the weather like cleared we're like all right
let's go back because we're like I know that's going to be we went out we had dinner and then
yeah it was like let's go. Yeah but um the next day was fine. The next day was fun.
A lot of people hanging out. So yeah this place is a really cool place it's best in the summer
like if you want like the big party crowds and they do definitely have some big party crowds.
If you go on holiday weekends it is crazy. Yeah it gets so wild not wild but just like
like I even saw a booby once. Did you? I saw one or two. Just one. No it gets pretty there's a lot
of people there on a holiday weekend but even when we've gone like we went in the winter
and we went in the fall which are not their most busiest times and um there was still like
people there. I don't even want to say a lot there wasn't a lot but there was still people there
and it kind of like lent and so when there's the big parties it's like you're like constantly like
kind of hopping around to people or like there's a lot going on or everybody's in groups and then
you may get pulled into a group you may not you may be something you know what I mean like there's
just so much going on that you probably don't really talk to a lot of people but then um
um when it's just like slower and you're really with like five other couples in a jacuzzi
and your options are massively shrunk down. Yeah then it gets like a little bit more like
okay so let's have a conversation like we met a couple that we talked to in the jacuzzi I think
in the winter when we were there and then we went back in the spring and that couple was there again
and they were like and I saw them and I was like I know them and the only reason why I recognize
them is because they were there in the winter where there was only like four other couples there so
it was like very stood out and I remembered that they had bad um shower problems. I was I was wondering
if that's who you were talking about yeah. Problems in their room or something so they asked you.
Yeah well we were talking to them and they're like yeah the the we're not getting hot water in our
shower and I'm like oh that sucks I'm like well why don't you go into one of the playrooms which
we'll talk about in just a little bit. Why don't you go into one of the playrooms they have some
showers and um they walked over there shortly thereafter they came out they're like these
showers aren't working either and I was like well our shower has perfectly hot water you are more
than welcome to come in and shower and they're like oh can we I'm like yes of course and she came in
I'm but I'm like the only rule we have is that I get to watch she's like well I love being watched
yeah so she came in so he did he stood there in the shower and watched her shower and she was
touching herself and rubbing herself and she got very clean while I was getting very dirty
so it was a win-win for everybody they they they got their hot shower and then shortly thereafter
Noah's the next time we saw them that the massages came out or wasn't that night
no they did it that night too that's right so they had a little massage they had these little
like massage guns and they're like hey thanks for letting us use your shower can we massage you
yeah yes you can hell yes you can and then um see it pays to be nice to people right
and then um so anyway so obviously I recognized them when I say obviously but you are terrible
at recognizing people sometimes yeah but um you recognize boobs I know those boobs anywhere um
but anyway so I recognize them the next time when we went in the spring and um our friends
that we were with they're like how do you know so many people and I'm like literally it's just so
random and this couple that like they're like you guys come here all the time don't you and I'm like
I swear to you I we have not been here since the last time we saw you guys before they're like
we haven't been here since the last time we saw you guys and I was like that's so weird and then
so then everybody got a massage so then they came and they did their little they had them a little
massage guns and everybody got massages yeah that was fun and it didn't end dirty guys or did it
no it didn't it didn't because um our friend had a migraine yeah so yeah it didn't end as dirty as
one would have liked it did not but it was uh it was definitely a fun night it was fun
and we'll probably see them again and next time you see them we're like you still have that massage
equipment right they're gonna be like we're gonna stop massaging you because you guys don't put out
we're kidding and we still got hot water we'll always have hot water so anyway so yeah we've we
really like edr um they have like I said multiple pools all that other stuff and then playrooms
most all the other times we went they had two primary playrooms and then the outside and then
the outside which was the exterior or outside six maze so they have a red room which has like
some bondage stuff yeah it's like a swing has a swing it has like a st. Andrew's cross yep yep
and then it has a bed with handcuffs on it the bed has handcuffs oh yeah after you went to sleep I
went in there and kind of hung myself up and just kind of roleplayed with myself I was like oh you
naughty boy it has a spanking bench yep and then it has like another uh equipment some type of bench
thing bench thing like I think I pull some of these benches intimidate me I'm like how am I supposed
to lay on that see that's the thing is you go to like say you go to you know uh gold's gym right
and they have the equipment they have they have the little freaking person that shows you how they
don't do that you're gonna get your traps this way like yeah none of this equipment shows you how
to use it no so like you have to like perv it online yeah you have to youtube it while you're
standing there in line waiting so they have the red room which also has multiple showers and restrooms
and like it has a full facilities there so yeah if you want to get nice and clean before you get
dirty it's it's ready to go and then they have a another playroom which is a really dark and it has
like three beds and a couch yeah and like a general seat in area like a waiting room like a lobby
a lobby like when you walk in there's like couches to the left kind of like the waiting like a waiting
room waiting for your appointment time on the beds but so it's got like a three-bed and it's got a
bathroom in there no the bathroom is not functional but it has it has a bathroom it's just maybe it
doesn't know the bathroom i wouldn't even call the bathroom it has i thought it was a bathroom so i
was like i got a pee i'm gonna go in the bathroom i didn't go in there so and it was like filled with
stuff like just like equipment like a storage room kind of but then the toilet was basically ripped
out then where did i pee in there i don't know so then i had to go to the red room
to pee because that bathroom was not functional but it's funny that that episode you're talking about
we the past most of the times we go to the ed the edr we um we never really outside of one time
have don't really play in the playrooms because we usually have a room yeah we have a room and
yeah it's just and we're we're we're more social in a lot of aspects so we typically find ourselves
just hanging out and you know doing stuff by the pool yeah so this not sex in the pool because
that's not allowed we have never done that in the pool if you can't see me i'm winking but anyways
they're gonna revoke our membership if you have camera for the only ones totally
everybody nobody else knows what riggs rules oh that is a rule that is not a rule at smi
but that and i don't know about tess can you but that is a rule at edr that you're not supposed to
um it's posted sex in the jacuzzi's or the pool and also you're not supposed to pee in the pool but
some of us still do we know no i'm a i'm a psycho when it comes to not peeing in pools like we
our own jacuzzi i won't even pee in it i like you shouldn't pee in a pool i get out and it's
freezing i refuse to pee there's only one jacuzzi i pee in what's that i'll let them know later
anyways off track yeah so we don't normally play in the playrooms that's right yeah let me get you
back on track so this very last time we went was over memorial day no no this is a labor day
one so we didn't have a room yeah we didn't have a room and we did a room off site and it was a huge
party and this and we didn't have any friends there with room yeah we didn't have any friends
there with the room but this is one of those episodes where we like we're there for this
and huge party but we just kind of stuck together the entire time no we're no regrets at all we
had a great time but we were just like they're just never nothing ever transpired like enough to
pull us in a direction of i think part of it too the party wasn't as big as we thought it was gonna
be like it was a memorial day because one it was in labor it was labor day so it's the end of their
season two the weather was shitty so i that kept i mean two of our friends were gonna come in that
kept them out because it was raining and so i think that kept people away um so really the party
itself wasn't as big as we thought it was gonna be and it probably would have been had the weather
not been so shitty yeah um but there were still a lot of people there was still a good amount of
people there it just i don't know it just didn't make any connections yeah and which is kind of
weird there because we've always anytime we've gone there we've always made some type of connection
not like you know full blown orgy stuff but just like we've always had you know something going on
but this time was just chill like we were just together and it was great and we actually explored
the uh both the playrooms yeah well we were like hey let's just go see hey my as well fuck
i mean here we are so we had been in the we have we had played with some friends in the red room
before so we kind of knew the lay of the land and you and i have messed around in there yeah it's
like just you and i but then this other room we've never been in before i've seen it but it was always
so busy busy and dark and dark like you can't see what's going on in there and that can be weird
well when you can just see tons of people and you're like i don't really know what i don't really
want to and i think one time we were there there was a private yeah there was a there was a takeover
and that that was their room to meet at a certain time and yeah something and it was like when the
signs are up that say something actually you know i think it was i think it was swing hearts was it
i think it was yeah but so anyways we were we were walking around we're like you know yolo
so we went into this room and uh two two of the three beds were occupied and they were they were
all getting it on and everybody's having a good time and then we walk over to this first bed
and we get in the middle of it and start to do it and the bed just dumps it like i don't know if
it was by design the bed was like you know what it felt like okay you know if you put like
like a truck or something on just one axle and it teeters like a teeter totter yes it was like a teeter
totter because it was like when we would go one way it would go down and when we go the other way
i'd go back and i think one way i'd go down and it was just like it was like i was like this is
really feels unstable because it feels like i'm like one of those like people balancing on like a ball
like well like the first time like you get up there and you get on your knees and it was holding
tears and then i went i went behind her to you know take her from the rear and um i weigh more than
she does so the the backside of the bed just went boom and it dropped it and i was like holy
shit i'm like holding on for dear life and just you know laughing and of course everybody's having
a good time and you don't want to be the distraction right it was really hard here we go we walk in
there and we're just dying like the bed's flopping around and we finally figured okay we need to be
on the top half portion of the bed right so once we got that under control it's like when you have
that table that you can't like quite get like you go to the bar you have to put a coaster underneath
the bar table you hold the table down by one side you're like nobody move my arm because you're
going to spill your drinks yeah it very much felt that way yeah and then we were trying to find lube
because we didn't bring anything in with us but they had all this stuff by the tables like the
condoms and all that stuff we're like there's got to be lube over here and you found some
yeah and we started going at it and it was all good and then uh there was a like four people
going at it on one side of the bed on the other one of the other bed and um they were going at it
pretty good and i'm sitting there and you're like i have to pee and i'm like okay fine so i'm laying
there on the bed way to ruin a mood and then you get up and you walk out of the room and those four
people they go sit over to me they're like hey do you want to join us and i was like me like yeah i go
no i'm good who me i'm like no i'm good like the last thing you go to pee and you come back in i'm
just like woo i'm like wild wild west over here so i'm like no i'm good thank you though well and
then because i couldn't go into that bathroom then you came you took forever so look for me because
i had to find another bathroom to you because again we didn't have a room i had to make sure that you
didn't fall into an orgy somewhere yeah i'm like okay where are you at it's like now you know it's
like eight eight nine minutes i'm like the bathroom is just right there but no because i had to go all
the way and find another one that was working because again we didn't have a room so that's the
whole thing of it yeah that's what's hard about when you don't have a room but so we highly
recommend you were very best to get a room i was just about to say that we highly recommend trying
to get a room it's not as pricey like smi is pretty expensive it's not as pricey as smi um they are
under new owners but we have bought a room we have gotten rooms under the new ownership and it hasn't
been it was a little bit increased but not a ton it's all it's still totally worth it and it was a
holiday weekend so i'm trying to think back we're not going to be able to do all of this there's a
lot of interest in stories here we have a good time there i would say one of the one of the most
memorable for me yeah it was so sexy so all right everybody so we're in the main jacuzzi
i'm gonna get really close i'm gonna use my very wide and then the listeners to get close yeah you
could get close get really close to the speaker anyways so we are in the main jacuzzi um i think
it was this last weekend this last time we went we had this last weekend but this last weekend that
we went and there's a couple people in the jacuzzi and we walk up and this is friday night when we
came back from the bars i was i was i wasn't hammered but we were at tiki bars we're at tiki bars so
they're strong drinks so i was drunk i'm drunk that's fine here i am here i am drunk enjoy me for
who i am and we walk up to the jacuzzi and we noticed the bubbles weren't on yeah and you know
it's like nine o'clock at night ten o'clock at night and there's like you know six seven people
in the jacuzzi but the people are getting out because they're like yeah they're like it's there's
no bubbles and i'm like well what kind of jacuzzi is this like this is annoying so then i i walk around
and i find one of the the maintenance guys i go dude what's up you know what's up with your bubbles
he goes i don't know the timer switch stop working and i go i'm i'm an electrician can can i take a
look and he's like sure he should not have let me play with their pool equipment drunk drunk barefoot
barefoot in the rain and then so i'm like do you have any tools because i didn't bring mine
and he gives me the weirdest thing on my naked body i have zero tools i have a tool but it's
not going to fit in the screw so he gives me like a janky like screwdriver and i go up to the pool
timer i'm looking at it and like i'm like okay well you know i think that the mechanical timer's
broken so let me go back to the pool equipment so i go back and it was pretty bad um and then i come
back out and i'm like all right i'm just gonna bypass this timer so i told everybody in the jacuzzi
like can you guys get out because just in case something malfunctions i don't want to electrocute
i don't want you guys to die i mean i shouldn't have done any of this but hey this is what i do
i'm a problem solver guess what though i got them fucking bubbles working and they were working all
night long yeah but they they finally had a guy come the next day and the pool guy came and changed
the timer and all that but i'm like i had motherfucking bubbles going we had bubbles and i was the talk
of the town the whole next day they're like hey you got the bubbles going your name your nickname
was bubbles bubbles yeah you know but you got to do what you got to do i shouldn't have done it
looking back would i do it again fuck yeah because you gotta have bubbles but anyway so that was
you want to have bubbles that was very memorable the funniest part about the the that thing was
you were like you asked the maintenance guy if he had a um wire net wire net and he's like i think i
have one in my have one wire in my drawer behind my pants like bye bye he was gone for like 20 minutes
and i'm like hey this guy's never coming back he was just like abandoned us and then finally he
returns he's like i found it one wire yeah i'm like putting this wire net on the wires are sparking
like as i'm like making the connection if you guys are electricians you know exactly what i'm talking
about and he's all like whoa this is crazy i'm like it's not really that crazy but okay but uh yeah
it ended in no disasters no and i had told all the bubbles all the bubbles in the world and i
told the maintenance guy i'm like you know hey uh you know tell your bosses to hire me as the
electrician i'll come out and i'll fix all this stuff and he's like yeah totally talk to bubble
blah i never talked to blah blah blah because i couldn't remember bubble bus name the next day
i think everybody could remember bubbles though you know what i aimed to please
but anyways i think um i think we're gonna pause on the edr reviews right now we got a lot of
stuff to talk about edr i know should we continue not tonight just kidding no we're we're 50 minutes
in most people by now if you go with uh stats and data they've already hung up the podcast
have they yeah nobody listens this long really no if you start one why would you stop it
because people have uh add and yeah no but anyways um so we're just gonna touch on a
couple of things really quick you guys can get ahold of us at the sweet side of life podcast
at outlook.com you can find us on tiktok if you just search for the sweet side of life podcast
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up it's gonna it's gonna be just fine everybody and um also as of today we just started our own
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join the community and at some point there's a so far in southern california because we'll post
the parties we're going to yeah we're gonna be posting all the parties we're going to
all the events we're going to recommendations boobies penises what all that good stuff and then
also i know you guys have heard us talk about the dtf community yeah if you guys have checked it out
just make sure you search search search the dtf community because they do hold monthly parties
here in southern california and the next one is actually saturday december 16th 16th it's coming
up a couple weeks naughty santa naughty santa we will be there as well and for new year's eve
drum roll
uh no your penis would stop my tongue that's worth trying but anyways for new year's eve we're
actually be going down to uh sandiego first time at the plush parties new year's eve first time for
a hotel takeover for us first time hotel takeover first time plush party and a first time at this
hotel is it no so it's at the sandiego where virgin plush is and virgin hotel takeover a lot of
versions going on but it's at the sandiego marriott la joya they're doing a full hotel takeover that's
plush parties the host hotel which is the marriott is fully sold out however you can we have a room
we have a room because we bought our room like five months ago thanks to a couple of friends of ours
that kind of brought it back into our idea department because we were trying to go last year but it
was completely sold out and all this that you know whatever but this year we were able to um
get our room well early in advance and we are going we are going there that saturday and that
sunday which is new year's eve so there's a shit ton of people going there and they do have a secondary
overflow hotel it's the embassy suites actually oh really i think it's basically right next to them
those people are going to get free breakfast don't they have a happy hour no they have a happy hour
at embassy and a free breakfast like a good breakfast huh we should switch just kidding
we should swap we should swap just for the breakfast but anyway so yeah if you guys are
going to that by any chance drop us a letter a letter soon as a fax letter just a or b or
type something on your typewriter and email it we'll take smoke signals you know it but yeah
so we're gonna be there saturday carrier uh at some point i'll finish
there's a joke there at some point i'm gonna finish all over your face
you're not really a face person you're more of mouth or tits exactly so yeah that's that's
gonna be what we're doing we got that party on the 16th dtf communities and then um you can check
out our community the sweet side of life which is just gonna be like i said an extension of what we
do here and then eventually we might roll into our own events and who knows what we're gonna do with
that it's all kind of preliminary so we'll see how that goes but most importantly if you guys have
any questions over edr we're gonna do an edr takeover that's gonna be expensive as fuck
wait you have to pay for the room when you do the takeover i mean if we do a takeover i think you
just tell everybody we could buy their own rooms like we did at the week okay you're talking about
two different things we could throw an event there okay a takeover is when you literally
so plush all the rooms at marion yes they did yes no yes no because that's not how this works
yes it is no that's totally how it works lies my god you're the worst you're the worst anyways
all i have to say is when enjoying
take it over right and three two one enjoying the sweet side of life keep your pineapples upside
down believe in unicorns and keep shaking it up keep shaking it shake it up shake shake shake your
money maker shake shake your booty i love you baby love you too turn it off you're insane
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