Hello! Welcome back to our bonus episode!
Number two.
We are on our way home from Whittier.
So we thought we would wrap up our bonus episode from yesterday and give you some
information on what we thought of the party, what happened, what didn't happen.
Just kidding, I can't really say what didn't happen.
Um, and just go ahead and give you guys a little bit more to this bonus episode that
we had started yesterday. So, we went to the swing hearts party last night
and we had a really good time. Did you have a good time?
I had a great time.
Yeah, it was fun. We told you guys yesterday that we were excited.
Part of it was because we were gonna meet new people and our friends weren't gonna,
like all our friends were gonna be there. Like they are the less parties which would
give us an opportunity to flex our social butterfly muscles.
However, change of plans. No, just kidding. We, um, we did meet some good people, like some new people.
Yeah.
Um, no like real strong like, you know, like let's hook up later type of connections, I don't think.
No, not at the moment. Just, yeah, like you said, we just met some new faces.
Yeah.
Talked to a few new people and we ended up having a few other friends join us last minute.
Said that was fun. We haven't seen them for a little bit.
Yeah, we had some friends like really good, I would consider them good friends of ours,
but they don't go to, um, like all of the parties that we go to, they've got like,
I mean, we all have lives. So, they have lives. Um, but anyway, they kind of like popped up last
minute on the guest list when we were at dinner. It's like, oh, they're coming. Okay.
There you go.
Then so that was a good, um, extra. And then there was other people there that we knew,
of course, we knew there was going to be some that we knew, but right when we walked in,
um, they're like right behind us came in to other people that we, that we, um, hang out with. So,
I mean, we did kind of gravitate towards.
When we gravitated towards the heaters and then the people we knew. Yeah.
And it was, it was, it was fine. It was great. You know, I know we, uh, we were going to try to
meet new people and stuff, but it was, it was, it's always fun to see friends and
hang out with your friends and stuff. So, no regrets. No, we had a good time. Yeah.
Like I said, we did meet some new people, just not, um, not anybody that we made real like
friend connection with. Like, yeah, we met good people, but, um, but anyway, so we did do both
things that we wanted to do. We had a good time and we met some new people and we hung out with
our friends as well. But, um, some things about the party. It was super fun. Even though it was
chilly, they had heaters. Um, they had, uh, a lot of indoor area too. If you wanted to,
they had a dance floor. They had a DJ. Um, and then they had some playrooms in the back.
One was where you could be more private and shut the door. Um, but you had a 30 minute limit if
you shut the door. And then another, like two other rooms that were like just kind of couches and
beds, um, in some big rooms. So, but the party was really big, I would say, for the amount of
rooms that they had to play in. There was quite the overflow of the playrooms for sure. Yeah. So,
um, we didn't end up doing anything back there because by the time we were kind of heading that
way, it was ridiculously crowded. Like people in the hallway and there was like lines online. Yeah.
Lines online to get your dicks up. Yeah. So, so we just like, let's just make our own playroom outside.
Yeah. So I was like, I said, okay, well, we have six of us here and three couples. So I'm like,
why don't all the guys just sit on a chair by these heaters over here and we'll just go in like a
round robin dick sucking situation. So we started with someone who was not our partner and then
ended up in the end after our round robins getting to our partner. So that's what we did.
Um, which was fun. We were trying to see if anybody wanted to go back to our room, but by that time
it was like three, almost three in the morning and it was late. So, there was, there was interest.
Everybody also was interested in going to bed at that point. Yeah. Um, some people had to drive home
hour plus. Some people had, you know, plans in the morning. So we just had to kind of
hit the pause button and we'll pick it back up next time. And there were people that we see at
our other parties. So we're like, we'll catch back up with you guys. But anyway, it was fun.
What we ended up doing was fun. Um, the only thing, so this party allows single males,
a couple, will they say a couple single? I think it was like six or eight select single males.
Yeah. Which is in general, I'm fine with. I haven't really had like an issue and I mean,
there was no issue yesterday, but it was just kind of funny because there was even our other
friends noticed like there was a guy who would just like pop up. Like if you've seen them,
what is that Mr. D's movie where the guy is like sneaky and he's just like pop up. Yeah.
I think, I don't know. That's what it reminded me of because he would just pop up and say nothing.
Like he wouldn't, he would, we would all be around a fire and he would just pop up and then like
just stand there and I'm like, he wouldn't say hi. How's it going? He never, never made eye contact
with me. Like, you know, my name is so and so like nothing just literally stood there and then we
would go somewhere else and then all of a sudden he's there. Again, just stand there and like listen
to us talk and carry on, but never say, I don't think it had much to do with their conversation as
much as all the women that were with us all had their titties out. Oh, that's the other thing. I
started. Yeah, you started there. I was trying to start a trend because I'm a lot of parties I go to
will, well, anyway, yeah, I mean, I, I like to have my top off, but sometimes I think women feel
like they need like permission to do so unless they're engaging in sexual activity. So they don't
really walk around the party with their tops off, but I like to do that. So,
so I, but you obviously also don't want to be like the spectacle in the room. I was already
the spectacle because I did not get the memo that everybody was going to wear black. It wasn't even a
black out party or anything. It was just a boots. It was beauty and boots was the thing. Beauty and
the boots. Yeah. And it was so you're supposed to wear your like fuck me boots or whatever.
And that was the theme. So there was no one saying like wear black or whatever. Nowhere did it say
that, but so I did not because I was like, you had your white fuck me boots. I had white fuck
me boots on. And then I had, which I'll post pictures if you follow our Tik Tok. I'll do a
a picture reel or whatever of what we went to the party in and stuff because we took some photos
before and then we took one there. Except your top will be on in a little while. Yeah, my top has to
be on for Tik Tok, but we, we took a picture with my top on and then we took some pictures before
we left. So we'll, I'll post those on Tik Tok. But anyway, I was wearing a like sparkly neon
dress like pink and yellow and blue and orange and like it was just a really cool dress, but
I stood out slightly because everybody else is in black and I'm in a neon like the black lights
made my like the belt on it like shine. Like you could see me from a mile away. So I already stood
out and then I'm like, I want to have my tits out. So now I'm going to stand out even more because
nobody else has their tits out. Yeah, it was kind of weird. Like a lot of the other parties we go to
the women typically, you know, by the, by the midnight of the party, you know, there's a lot
of titties out, but this one, it felt, it felt like, yeah, it was a little weird. Like women weren't
as sexual until they went to the back. Until they went to the back and then once your titties came
out, then other sirties. Well, yeah, I mean, I was kind of like, well, and then some one person, I
was in line for the bathroom and I was like, I'm starting a trend. If you want to join, like we're
doing titties out and she was like, yeah, let's do it. So then she put hers out and then she started
to put him back. I'm like, why are you putting him back? I'm like, once you have your titties out,
you have to keep them out. I mean, that's the rule. Yeah. So I'm kind of like joking and then
she was like, well, I'm going to go outside and I was like, that's fine. And she's like, I can have
my tits out outside. I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I went through the tour of the house and no, at no
point, I'm like, the only rules I got were no drinks in the back rooms, bathrooms inside were for
women. And there's a 30 minute limit on the bedroom door that you can shut. If you shut it,
there's a 30 minute limit. So I'm like, those are the only rules I got. Nobody said I couldn't
be naked outside. It's true. And there were walls and it was pretty, it was pretty covered. Yeah.
So I'm like, I don't see why and I didn't see any neighbors or windows or anything like in
the area, you know, like, so I was like, I don't think I was offending anybody who wasn't at the
party and I hope I wasn't offending anybody who was at the party. That's the problem. But anyway,
so then I went around and anybody I was like, hey, tits out, like, because people would be like,
just commenting like, oh, you have nice tits. And I'm like, you should have yours out too.
All tits are nice. So we got a couple titties out. Yeah, I tried to get that out. I mean,
there was one point I think are on the fire. We had about six women, uh,
bare chested, bare chested. Yeah, women that rubies up in the fire. Yeah. That was a highlight.
Yeah, that was a highlight. Definitely one of my highlights. Yeah. So I don't know, it was,
but it was fun. I mean, I was just different and I know my friends at our other party that we go
to, they're always like, you're the first one with tits out. And I'm like, I know.
I know, like someone has to be this, the fire starter twisted fire.
And it's going to be me. It's going to be me. Okay. I've just like got a whole thing with how much
coffee did you guys miss for? I'm over here driving and like a food coma and hungover and she's
a like on one or something right now. I know. We, um, we just got grabbed a quick breakfast
so we could head back home and I have started my coffee, but I don't know. I start going on about
things and they're just like, I had my coffee, but you know, I would sound like the damn micro
machine's commercial. Anyway, anything else about the party that I'm, oh, we said, we said just a
couple of things that might have like helped it a bit is there was a choke point where you kind of
walk back to the playrooms, but the bar was right there too. And it's at the top of like three stairs.
I almost think that I think maybe that area that the dance area, I feel like was maybe a, um,
an add-on. Do you think? Cause those stairs seem odd. Like I almost like they were stairs
into the house, but anyway, it was just like three stairs. Um, and then right at the top were,
was the bar and then if anybody was in line for the bar, they were kind of like trickling down
the stairs, which at the bottom of the stairs was a dance floor. And then there was a, oh, there
was a pole. Were you, were you there with me when that, um, one girl got up on the pole? Uh, yeah. She was good.
Yeah, she was. That was funny though too. Not funny, but like it was, it's just interesting to me to
watch people, um, kind of develop as the night goes on, you know, cause I remember how that felt
like when you start feeling like when you're new, when you start feeling like free to do things that
you want to do and not feel judged or like, oh, she's a slut, you know, but like, yeah. So that's
what I was saying is he came up to us in earlier in the night and was like, Hey, how's it going?
My name's so and so, blah, blah, blah. Um, we're new. This is our, this is our first party. Um,
you know, how did you guys get into it? How many times have you been here? I'm like, just,
you know, just chatting. Yeah. So I know they were new. So then when I seen her get on the
pole and she rocked the pole, um, I was like, good for her. You know, I, and like I said,
I just know that feeling when you're like, okay, this is a safe space to just let my freak flag
fly. You know? And I just, uh, anyway, it just was brought to my, it brought it to, no, I just,
I just felt good for like when people feel like they can feel good when you know someone's feeling
good. Yeah. And then like I said, she was really good. I mean, everybody was complimented. Yeah.
You can see she had, she was glowing. Yeah. So that was, that was a highlight for me. Like just,
like I said, I mean, I love a good strip pole, uh, routine. Um, so yeah, it was, that was good.
And then, um, anyway, so that, I digress. So that was at the bottom of the stairs. I want to digress
even more. What? Speaking of strip clubs, um, do you remember a long time ago, we went to that
one strip club and, uh, and the girl was rocking the pole and then you ended up walking around
with her to each person getting tips for her. She was so happy. You were going around to everybody
and like just, she's got mad tips. She was like, Hey, everybody, she was great. Give her some cash.
Yeah. At first, you know what's funny is that first when I was walking around with her, so when I
first started to, well, okay, so this was years and years and years ago. Many years. Um, I was
probably barely able to get into the club. Yeah. Like you were probably 21 and one day old. Yeah.
So, um, anyway, so then yeah, I was barely able to get into the club, but so I had a lot of like
just fun energy and yeah, she rocked it. And then I was like, well, shit, let's get this girl some
tips. So I walked around, but first she was kind of like annoyed, like just the very first because
she thought I was, I don't know, trying to take her money or something. Trying to take her attention.
Yeah. And I was just like, but I was just like, give it up for her. Like let's, I'm like, you need
to tip her. And then, um, then she was like, okay, I get what she's doing and she was good with it.
But at first, but I could see that like, it's just. Stippers are very like territorial. Yeah. So, you
know, some other girl comes in and starts, you know, kind of getting her in her attention bubble.
Yeah. But then she realized, you know, there was no, yeah. And obviously I was fully clothed. I mean,
I was a patron there. So I was like, it wasn't like I was at one of our clubs and I'm like,
you know, trying to steal someone's thunder. I'm like, I think I had a jacket on. Like I was full,
like jeans, a jacket, like, full dressed, not trying to steal anybody's bubble, but trying to
promote women who might need some extra promoting. I don't know. I feel like when a guy's, when a girl,
two girls come up to a guy and are like, you better tip the guy tips. Were you watching? Uh-huh.
You better tip. So anyway, yeah, that's funny. That was a funny story. But, um,
yeah, so anyways, there was the stripper pole and then there was the dance floor.
And then like, so there's the playrooms. And so that just created kind of where the bar was like a
little bit of a choke point, but I don't know, other than outside, there probably wasn't a better
place for it. It was one of those things where the bar was literally built in. Yeah. That area.
So, you know, there's nothing you can do. Yeah. It's just the bars there. And that's the bar.
And I'm sure on, you know, regular occasion with 20 people, it's fine. But, you know, when you have
over a hundred something people there and the playrooms were back that way, the kitchen was that
way, the bar was there. The bathroom. The bathrooms. Yeah. Both of the bathrooms upstairs.
Both of them are that way. I thought the other one was on the other side. No, no, both going upstairs,
but you have to go up that stairs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. Yeah. So I didn't,
people be standing in line. Wasn't sure if you were in line for the bathroom or the bar, both,
or, but ultimately, you know, there's nothing that can be done. Yeah. No. The bar. No. And the
bartender was good. She remembered our drinks. Oh, yeah. Every time I walked up, she had,
she had the bottle. Well, it was hard for her to remember yours because it's not a common drink.
Like she kept wanting to put squirt in it. Yeah. Talking about the soda. Yeah. You're like, no.
Yeah. The squirt soda squirt. I'm sorry. It just took me a minute to get what you just said.
Yeah. She tried to put squirt all in my drink. No, but she, yeah, I was like, no, Sprite,
Sprite, Sprite. She's like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. I don't know why I cannot remember this. I'm like,
it's because it's odd. It's odd for someone to drink Malibu and Sprite. She's like, it is. That's
why I'm like it. Because mine, she was like right away. And she's like, all right, you got your
vodka and your soda water. I'm like, yes. And then for you, it's like,
uh, no, not that one. Not that bottle. Not that bottle. Sprite. Anyway, she was good. She was,
like I said, she remembered us and she did a good job. The only thing I was to say is she should get
a Venmo or some sort of like way to pay her electronically because people at these places
don't really have, I mean, a lot of people in general don't carry cash. Yeah. And a lot of times,
you know, you're not carrying your wallet with you. Yeah. But everybody always has their phone.
Yeah. And then, well, and even if you don't, you can like tip us, you know, tip an amount right
when you get there. I had asked, I had messaged the host of the party earlier in the week asking if,
you know, if they had a, uh, some type of electronic payment for the bartender. He said they don't,
but they're going to look at the set and it up for next time. So maybe they'll have just like a
general bartender, Venmo and then whoever, I don't know if it's the same bartender, party or not.
Yeah. But yeah, that'll help a lot for sure. Yeah. I think that, um, well, I mean, I don't know if
that person just doesn't have Venmo, but like, I know the parties that we, other parties we go to,
it's just the bartender's personal Venmo, you know? Yeah. And then they just put their little QR
code up there. Um, because the, to get into the party, they took Venmo. So it just kind of seemed,
um, but I don't know. I, they also had a Venmo that was specifically for the party. So it seems
like they, I know some places like just run it where they have their own personal one, even
like to enter the party. They don't really have it set up like a business, but it seems like they
have their setup like a business. So maybe that's what he was thinking is having a fully separate
one for bartenders and he just keeps the same one every time. Maybe. Yeah. And then pays out the
bartender. Yeah. Whatever they got their tips. Um, but anyway, so I, yeah, that would be that, but
I mean, in general, like I said, other than it just being really, really crowded in the back,
I would have liked to have played more and been involved in that more, but there was just, it was
just a lot of people. Yeah. A lot of people. So I don't know. I know that he said that the house
is not his, the host that hit the house is not his. It's his friends who lives there alone. It
just lets them essentially, I guess, rent it for these parties. And so you can't go upstairs at all.
So I don't know if I saw a lot of people going upstairs, but I've clear those VIP type. Yeah,
like they know the host personally. Yeah. And we're not elevated to VIP status. Yeah. And so
they went up there. So I don't know if there was a way to open up one room upstairs somehow that
would help a little bit. I don't know. I don't know if all their parties are that big. I heard
some people saying this was one of the, one of the bigger ones that they've had. Yeah, I don't know.
We've been part of the community on Cassidy for a while now, but never really looked at going to
their parties until recently. So yeah, I don't know. I've never tracked it before. Yeah. But we
would definitely go back. We even talked about that this morning. We're like, I would definitely,
you know, if we figured out like getting out here again or whatever. It was a fun party and
people were nice in general. Yeah, by the great time. But yeah, so I think that wraps up our
evening. Do you think that wraps up our evening in general? I mean, we went back to the, we went
back to our hotel and then we fucked. Yeah. And you tried to FaceTime our friends during that.
And they didn't answer. They were sleeping. Yeah, they were tired. Like, hey, you couldn't come back
to the room. Here's what you missed. But yeah, that's not, I think. Now it's time to go home and
watch some football. Football. Foosball. Yeah. Yay. I'm gonna go take a nap. You said we would be all
hungover this morning. I don't feel hungover so much as just tired. Yeah. It was a long night.
And I'm not super hungover. But I'm definitely a little hungover. I mean, Malibu and Sprite.
That's like a sugar bomb. That's a hangover machine right there. Sugar bomb. Sugar bomb.
So yeah, I'm gonna be switching to vodka once I get home. Yeah. I think I'm gonna take a nap.
I'm gonna take a nap in vodka. And then we get to do this all over again next weekend. Right?
Next weekend we're going to the next last party. November 18th. Yes. So we'll be doing that.
And we'll start all over. Yep. We'll do this all again. Well, I don't, we're not gonna do this kind
of a podcast, I don't think, for that party. These are easy. They are pretty easy. And then you just
upload them quickly. I don't have to edit nothing. Yeah. As long as we don't say anything stupid.
Which we say stuff stupid but... Yeah. Nothing that we don't want anybody to know about.
All right. Well, let's go ahead and wrap this one up and... Okay, I think I'm gonna,
I'm gonna get this right. Let's make you get it. When, I can't even, I don't even know where to start.
Oh, when enjoying the sweet side of life. Keep your pineapples upside down. Believe in unicorns
and always keep shaking it up. Did I get it right? Got it. Love you, baby. Love you too. Bye. Bye.