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play along. That's the name of the game. Play along. We are Mr. and Mrs. Sweets with a podcast
called The Sweet Side of Live Podcast. I did that right? Yeah, that's kind of funny though.
This is a podcast called. But is it called The Sweet Side of Life Podcast or is it just
The Sweet Side of Life? I'm pretty sure it's just The Sweet Side of Life as opposed to the Sweet
Side of Life car dealership. Right, but like if you're searching in podcasts, is it The Sweet Side
of Life or do you have to type in like The Sweet Side of Life Podcast? I don't, I think you just
type in the Sweet Side of Life. Because it'd be like the podcast podcast. Yeah, the podcast of the
podcast. That's a compliment. Now, I think, I think just simply entering The Sweet Side of Life
within your podcast search is gonna come up with it. It's gonna figure it out. Yeah. Okay, good.
Anyways, moving on. Maybe we should have had this discussion pre-mic. No, no, no. This is behind the
curtain. Yes, welcome to behind the curtain. I'm gonna eat the bed sheets, whatever you want to call it.
I'm drinking the bed sheets. Cheers. Cheers. All right. Cheers, cheers.
Oh, that is a stiff drink. It's not stiff. It's not. The jingle jingle in the ice.
We really are drinking. So tonight we are drinking. Well, I'm drinking a dark and stormy,
which is made with Appleton rum, ginger beer, and a splash of lime juice, which we realized was a
very important ingredient in this drink. I make it for you. I make it more, more than a splash.
I get like at least like four good squirts. I lay a towel down. I lay a towel down first,
and then I get at least four good squirts. You need a rubber sheet for my drink.
Yep, a squirt sheet. But so yeah, so I put it normally. I think I put in more than you. Well,
that's probably why I think you do, but that's probably why it's so important, because I mean,
the other night in the spa, you forgot it. Uh-huh. You're like, what drink did you make? And then
your naked ass had to get out and just get me lime juice. You know what? I do anything to please.
And I'm drinking a Malibu Sprite cocktail, which is just as simple as it sounds. Malibu
coconut rum. It's super strong. I think you actually gave me shit last time. I did because
you were drinking. I think you did a Balaboo Bay Breeze, and it's like the weakest drink, but
I know why you do it. It's nice. It keeps you like a nice buzz without like getting super wasted,
and it's like a good like swing party drink. Well, I did start tonight's night with a couple of
vodka sprites. Yeah, which is what you normally do when we go to parties. You'll have vodka spray,
and then you'll switch to either before we go or we don't usually bring multiple bottles of alcohol,
but sometimes we do. And then you'll switch to the Malibu, because then you can just
pace your your buzz. It's what you call a maintenance drink. Yeah, it's your maintenance buzz.
So tonight it's a maintenance drink, because believe it or not, you do have to be somewhat
coherent to do a podcast. Do you? You have to be sober. I thought you were going to talk about work
tomorrow. I didn't realize you wanted to be coherent for this. I don't give a fuck about work tomorrow.
I will figure that out tomorrow. That's a tomorrow problem. Fuck that job.
Fuck that job and shove it. Anyways, this is our fifth episode, I believe. Is what you said.
Yeah, it's our fifth. We did four before. So this is number Cinco. Cinco. Lucky number five.
Volume seven. No, episode six. It's not a thing. It's not. Chapter 12. Yep. It's that. Okay. Yep.
Yep. We're in chapter 12. Chapter 12. It's like Star Wars. It started. And then it goes backwards.
Now we're doing the preludes. And then we go forwards. And nobody really knows what's happening
at any point in we thing, including us. So anyways, we've been, as you can see if you're here,
if you listened to the previous episodes, we're kind of all over the place. You know, we typically
come into the podcast with very little to no idea of what we're going to do. True facts. We might
have an idea we're going to touch on or if we know we have to finish a story. But tonight we are just
coming in blind. We're like free balling. We are free balling. Free balling the podcast tonight.
Rest in peace, Tom Petty. We have a couple ideas, but we're not really still not really sure what
we want to touch on. So we'll probably just sit here and chit chat and just shoot the shit.
And feel like doors. But if you if you do follow our TikTok, you can see our TikTok on.
If you look up the sweet side of life podcast on TikTok,
you can actually see we drop some videos on there every now and then we actually asked today.
If anybody had any ideas or anything that they would like to for us to talk about. So feel free.
Check it out on TikTok. You can also email us at the sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com.
And if you have any questions or answers that you want us to make questions for, you know.
Yeah, we're not like pros at this whole thing, but we have a bit of experience in certain areas.
And I definitely have opinions on a lot of things. I do have a psychology degree in nothing.
So a psychology degree in bullshit that I'm very good at that.
So anyways, today, I think I think we're going to touch on, you know what?
We were we attended a party this past weekend. This is where I was going to go to.
I'm glad you picked this one. We were attending a party at one of our friends house. It was a
house party. And it's actually the less party. It was a less party. And I always I always check
out the RSVPs to see who's coming just to, you know, see if I know anybody, if I would like to
know anybody and just kind of get a general feel for the party, how it's going to be. And you know,
it's a lot of the same faces. And then I noticed there was a couple coming up from San Diego.
And she was listed as 19 years old. And he was like 53. No, was it that big? It was it was pretty.
It wasn't like 19 and 30. It was it was a pretty pretty big gap in there. You know, more power to
them. But the question that kind of arose is, what is your age? Like, yeah, what's your age? Because
it's your age limit, I guess, because it first like shocked not shocked, but like first kind of
took me back because I was like, wait, anything I've done, I'm usually on the younger side,
first of all, and I'm in my 30s. So to have somebody 19, like that was like, they can't even legally,
technically like drink and anything we've done, they just got their license. I know anything
we've done prior, they just barely graduated high school. And anything maybe they didn't,
maybe they didn't, they may not have. Who knows. But anything we've done, like outside of house
parties or even some house parties, like, it's 21 and up events. Now, our friends, the Lest Group,
DTF Group, they don't necessarily advertise that as being like 21 and up, you know, so. But it has to
be. Yeah, it exactly. So that's why it I mean, because there's lots of things going on there. So
that's why I'm like, yeah, when I saw that number, I was like, what? But then people lie about their
age. I mean, we had this whole conversation last podcast about people not saying their correct age,
you know, using filters, etc, etc. So then it's like, is she really 19? Or does she just think
that's gonna get her? I mean, I don't think they showed up because we kind of asked them like,
what happens if she shows up? And there wasn't a real answer for that. So I don't think she really
came to the party. So we really didn't get resolution on that. But it was like, it's like.
In my mind, my perverted male mind, I was like, yeah, 19 year old titties.
That's exactly what you said. Let's see them. But I mean, honestly, the more I think about it,
I'm still like, yeah, 19 year old titties.
You're such a pervert. I know, I honestly like, it's legal, technically, but I cannot foresee myself
going down that road. Just because it's nothing other than the 19, because,
Well, then it's like, what do you have in common? Well, common, but it's like, when you're 19,
like, yes, you can consent to things, but like, have you had enough real life? Like, I don't want
to be the one to screw you up mentally. Yeah, because I'm the creepy. There's a lot of questions
there. Yeah, there's just a lot. And I started young in this like whole thing. I mean, I was barely 21
when we started this whole journey. And that was really like, I had to be 21 because places we went
there was they were carding and stuff. So it's not even like I could fake it till I made it, you
know, they were like checking that shit. But even now, the age I'm at the state I'm at as much as
we've done. So I lean on you a lot to be like, this isn't really what I'm into. I'm not really
vibing this, like I'm not here. Like I actually still to this day, have a hard time finding my
own voice to say no, essentially, you know, not not like, I don't know, like in a weird way,
but just like, I just am like such a people pleaser. And I just like go with along with the
vibe. And I just want to be like, I just I mean, I've always said this, like, anybody who's talked
to me knows like my motto is like, I just want everybody have a good fucking time, you know,
like, so sometimes I don't say no for myself, because I'm just looking for everybody have a
good time. And I don't even consider the fact that maybe what's happening is not a good time for me.
And I lean on you a lot to be kind of my voice sometimes for that. And I'm just thinking at 19
would I have, yeah, unless she was just like, and some people have a Morris and I have I'm an
assertive person in my person, like in my professional career, you know what I mean? Like in other
parts of my life, I'm very assertive. But for some reason, like here, I'm just not as assertive. And
I just don't know if a 19 year old female and some will, you know, obviously, I'm not everybody's
different, but I just think in general, women are a little bit more prone to be a little more
docile and like, take the backseat when it comes to sex and stuff like that. And I know, like,
the lifestyle gives women more of a platform to be more assertive in their sexuality. And,
you know, that's what I love about it. But at the same time, I'm still learning my voice and that.
And I don't want to offend people and I don't want to make someone feel bad. And I, you know what
I mean? Like I just have all these like, I just want to have a good time, you know, and I just
wonder if at 19, if she has any of those tools, yes. And I've been doing this for a while. So
it's like, does she have any of those tools? I don't know at 19 do you. And so that's like,
when it went through my brain is just like, yeah, what the first thing that goes through my brain
is exactly what I said earlier. Yeah, 19, 19, but ultimately, you know, it does come back around
and it does. It's not, it's not something I wouldn't necessarily go after. Yeah, it sounds good in
theory. Everything sounds great. A lot of things sound good in theory. But I just don't know that
it would be, I don't know. And sometimes I feel like too like, well, not to say that older people
don't bring drama because we know that happens too. But sometimes the younger crowd, there can be a
little more drama, a little more immaturity, a little more like not understanding how things go.
Yeah, I mean, at 19, obviously, this is just a blanket, you know, statement. But at 19,
do you really know how to cope with jealousy? Yeah, I really know how to cope with, you know,
all those emotions that can and often do come up. And yeah, who knows, like you said,
you could have one conversation, all of a sudden it turns into drama and yeah, 19 year old titties.
What is different about I mean, my titties are actually less than 19 years old because they're
newish. They're remodeled. I have my remodeled titties. So, you know, I mean,
how do we put age on a tittie? There's really nothing different about a 19 year old tittie
other than it's a 19 year old tittie. That's all it is. As creepy as it sounds, I guarantee you
an email out there is probably saying, uh-huh, except for the ones that may have a daughter
that's 19. Right? They're probably like, hell no. Hell no. That's the other thing I was thinking,
right? Like, we have friends that have daughters that are 19. Yeah, it's definitely not for everybody,
but- And we went to Mexico. We went to, remember we went to Mexico? I mean, we don't, we don't
have this. That's right, yeah. We don't have this age thing where we have kids that age or anything
like that, but we have a friend who has a kid in that age range and when we were in Mexico with them,
he was having a hard time because you can drink legally in Mexico at age 18 and he was having
a hard time with the fact that most of the people there were, you know, probably under 21 somewhere
between the ages of 18 to 20 and he was kind of struggling with the fact that like his daughter
was that age, you know, and he's like, this isn't cute for me. Like, this is not a vibe. And I'm like,
this is so much fun, but we don't have kids like that, you know? So it's not like, we weren't
associating that, but I could see, I guess, where he was coming from because you were like,
what are you talking about? Like, they're hot, they're drunk, 18, 19, 21 year olds running around
in thongs and I'm like, I'm good. Like, I'm not going after any of them. I'm just sitting back
and you're like, I'm enjoying the show. Like, it's a shit show and I'm enjoying all of it.
And so yeah, I just was like, it's just like, so that's like the other thing too is like when,
you know, really young people come into lifestyle, I know that there's people that
have kids at age or whatever, and they might think a certain type of way. So I'm just, I guess my
question, I guess when you had said, oh, there's a 19 year old coming, I'm like, how young is too
young? Do you think and then you wrote, you wrote me titties or titties or something like that.
Of course you would write that, but would you expect anything other than that for me? No,
I was going to say something else, but now I can't think of what I was going to say along
those lines of age and being in Mexico. Mexico. I'm trying to figure out your thought, but yeah,
but it wasn't in Mexico. It was something else that we were talking about, but it was in Thailand.
Yeah, when we were in Thailand. The lady boys. No, it wasn't the lady boys in Thailand. What you're
talking about. Google it. No, but so it's just, I don't know, but I don't think the person came, so
I don't think it was even a thing. If they did, they were dressed up as an older woman. So yeah,
I didn't see anybody rolling through that look 19. No, they would have had their phone out on
Instagram the entire time and you can't do that. No, not at these parties. No, there was a speaking
of age. This past party we went to, you got one year older. Oh, yes, birthday. It was my birthday.
It was my birthday. And we celebrated. You got a blow job at midnight, right? I did.
Was it a good one? It was a really good one. Good. It was, it was kind of funny though,
because I'm standing there. I had a, I had a shirt on that said, uh, blow me. It's my birthday. And
I was like, I was dressed up as a candle. So I'm standing there and, uh, one of our friends came up
and she's like, I'm going to blow you right when it turns midnight. Is that cool? And she looks at
you. She's like, is that cool? I'm like, I'm good. And you're like, yeah, that's good. I looked down
my watch. I was like, it was 1159 and I wasn't ready. I mean, my, my, my chub was not where it
needed to be for like, you know, an introduction to some of that has never blown me before. So,
you know, you want to come in, I was going to say coming hard, but you want to come in, you know,
slightly chub at least. Slightly hard. Slightly ready for battle. So I looked over to you and I
was like, babe, I'm not ready for this. And you reached down and you started flopping it around
a little bit. And you got me to a, uh, chubby, you got me to a relative state of, I mean, I had 30
seconds, 30 seconds and, um, I could have just come on my knees and blown you, but that would have
defeated what she was trying to do. Exactly. But, uh, yeah, it worked out. I was a, I had a nice,
a nice chub. Yeah. When the, uh, when the struck, when midnight struck, midnight struck, it was
on like Donkey Kong. And, uh, yeah, so that was fun. You only got two blowjobs that night though.
I got two that night. Um, what's your record record for one night?
I think my record giving is six. I think you're right. You're talking about that pool party?
Yeah. I think it was six. I, I want to say my record for receiving. That was not an orgy. It was
not. It was also a predication. I think four. Four. Four. Um, you know, maybe, maybe five,
maybe five, four or five. There's two, that same pool party. Yeah. Um, there were rounds. Oh yeah,
because we had everybody line up. There was, yeah, there were some rounds. Yeah. Um,
but I, I kind of, three at that pool party that I know of just in the, because it was,
yeah, three of us. Yeah. Three guys, three girls. Yeah. I saw, I think probably four now I think
about it. Was mine six or seven if I'm including you? Well, you better be including me. I count.
I count. I hardly count you. I count. Uh, I think you're six. Six. I think it is. I mean,
I would literally have to write names or we can't do that. Yeah. Right now and maybe we'll firm up,
we'll firm up the number. We'll firm up the details. I think mine was four and it was a less party.
Yeah. Um, but yeah, that, that pool party that you're referring to, that was a, that was a fun
time as well. It was. So you had three at least because I count. That the pool party? Yeah. If you
count, I count. Then the four was at the Athena's party. Oh, Athena's. Um, you forgot about Athena's?
The first one, the first one, right? No, the recent one. I know I came out and there was like
three people on your deck at once. I felt like. Yeah. Cause the first Athena's was
one, two, maybe two. Yeah. That's Athena's. Yeah. Um, I was actually that was four or five again.
I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to sit down. I'm gonna have to sit down and figure this one out.
Yeah. Now two at once. Does that count as one or is that one and a half or is that two?
Is there like a, like a fraction or a decimal point in there? Yeah. No women's blowjobs should
be a fraction. That's what I'm thinking. I think they, they count. Okay. Yeah. So that, so that
night there was 27. Stop. Anyways, so I've had, I've had a, a, my handful of doubles I have yet
to have a triple. That's on my, my bucket bucket list. bucket list. So yeah. But anyways, and I
just realized you haven't had a triple. I don't know why I didn't know that I thought you had.
So now I like want to make it happen, but then you were like, don't make it happen.
And I wanted to happen organically is what you said. I want to ask you this though. If you're
like, if I had known you had, hadn't had three, I would make it happen. But okay, say I had three,
why wouldn't you be trying to get four? Stop. How would we even do that? I don't have enough room
for four. What would we do it for? Yeah, you can't, it's not like wrestling. You can't tag in.
So you have like two on the balls and like two on the shaft. I don't, I feel like I would have to.
I feel like it would just be women making out over your dick. I'm down for that. I am here for
all of that. That is all the things I'm here for. I will bring them out of here. I will bring the
20% of all you mouth. Oh, it's not 20. Is it 20? I think it's like, I think it's 17. Babe, I think
it's okay. I think it's less. It might be less. That's actually true. I guess they can serve it
at like wine bars, right? Because you know that one bar we go to, they have that and the only other
stuff they serve is like wine liquors. They're like, we serve liquor and they have one bottle of
Malibu to show us they serve liquor. And I'm like, but what about the vodka? Can I see that?
It's like soju vodka.
Soju vodka. Hey, it's what it is. So let's go back. What's up?
What? Go. I was gonna say, let's go back to the original question I hand. Oh, what's your age?
Yeah. So that being said. What's your, isn't there a song? What's your age again?
You're talking about Blink 182.
Yeah.
Oh, this is actually a good song.
I love the TV.
And that's about the time she walked away from me.
Yeah, I would walk away from you too.
Yeah, let's not do that.
Blink 182.
Am I going to get like a copyright strike right there?
No, I don't think it was valid enough.
Or that good. So anyways, back to our original. So what would, do you have what you would consider a
minimum age?
A minimum age?
For yourself.
I don't have a minimum age. I'm going to be honest. I, well, I mean, obviously,
legally we all have minimum age ages, right? Like clearly it's above the age of 18, obviously.
But I don't know. The hard part for me is that.
The 21 year olds are so hard.
I actually, I have the opposite issue. Not really issue, but like, I don't even see this
being a thing for me. Like most men are older than me that I come in contact with.
Or my age. I personally have never had a
person that's like.
Yes, you have.
Way younger. Who?
Motel six.
Oh yeah. How old was he?
22.
Yeah, they were young. They were really young. That's a story.
That's a story. We might get into that one. I'm not sure how I really feel about that story.
But we'll see. We'll see.
Yeah, that's a lot.
We'll play it by ear. We might get into that one.
I think that's a good story to get into.
It's a good story. It's not like it's kind of, it's just for the moment, right?
Very organic.
Yeah, very much like.
Yeah.
And that was kind of like.
It wasn't pre-LS by any means, but it was definitely one of the earlier experiences that we had.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was different. We'll get into it at some point, but not tonight because I ain't trying to make this a three hour episode.
No, we can get to it to another night. But the thing with him was I wasn't,
I almost feel like I want to get into it, but I know we're not going to Google another time.
But I just, the thing I want to say is like, I wasn't attracted to him.
No.
So it was kind of just like worlds collided.
That whole night was like a.
Super fucking weird.
What's the word I'm looking for? It was a.
It was a gift.
For him. No, it was like.
A gift for him.
It was a.
We cross for her.
We cross something off their list.
We did. And it was a gift. It was actually a gift.
Yeah.
It was a gift for both of them. It was a gift for her.
Because they were there for her birthday.
Yeah.
I'm just trying to think of like the term I'm looking at you.
It was like we crossed something off their list.
We were part of a, it was an experience.
Yeah.
It wasn't something that we're looking to repeat.
No, not something that we want to do again.
Not something.
But yeah, we did.
I mean, it was something we did and it is what it is.
Yeah. It was, it was as organic as you could possibly go.
Right.
Yeah. It was pretty crazy.
Yeah. So we do need to tell the story.
Not right now.
Yeah.
No, not right now.
Maybe next.
So will you answer the damn question?
Oh, my youngest.
I mean, I guess that's it.
I don't know because you know how I am.
Like I,
I mean, if I'm going to know, if, okay,
if I'm going to know someone's age,
then I'm going to know a little bit more about you.
Right. Like I'm not just like walking up to people that I'm in like,
like in a fucking orgy with and like, what's your age?
You know, like I probably don't know their age,
but if I'm going to know your age,
then I probably know more about you.
And then if I know more about you,
then really what it is for me is like, are you a cool person?
Like, do you seem like a cool person?
I don't know.
It's not really like an age thing that way.
Are you a cool person?
Am I attracted to you?
And I think a little bit of that is what it is.
I don't know.
And that's probably the same answer.
Is it the same answer for you?
No.
Fuck.
21.
That's my number.
I don't know why you have to put so much thought into it.
But I'm younger than you are.
What?
I could give a fuck.
So you're 21 is like my like too young.
No, it's literally a 21 is the same.
Wow.
No, I think for me, 21A because, you know,
typically you're drinking, you're hanging out.
I want to know, I want to know that you're,
you're in control of your faculties.
You're not, you know,
Faculties?
Yeah, like, you're not going to get super drunk
because you just had your first drink.
Oh.
I mean, like, it's all based on kind of maturity.
Ultimately, I want, I want to know that,
you know, you're making a decision based on, you know,
what you want.
Yeah, not being maturity and all that stuff.
But I just say 21 just because that's the age of drink.
That's going to be the age to enter most of the places we go to.
Yeah.
And that's kind of a, that's the youngest.
And that's, that's probably, you know, what I would do.
Would I marry a 21 year old?
No.
Well, you're married by the way.
That's true.
Exactly.
With 30 year old.
So.
You're a 30 something year old.
So yeah, 21's, but is there a older age limit for you?
I hate to say that I don't think there is no, because.
I already knew the answer.
I just wanted to add that.
Yeah.
Because I mean, because you know, I've already said in this episode that I am typically on
the younger side or on the average side, depending on like where we're at.
And for me, it's always just about vibe and like, I don't know, for me, it's just about
vibe.
Like I just need to have a.
A big knee person.
A what?
Knees.
Yeah.
You have to have good knees.
You have to have strong knees.
I thought you said knees.
I'm like, knees.
No.
No, it's the same for me.
It's just, I'm like, I'm a vibes person.
I don't really, I mean, obviously I've married you.
So I'm not.
Clearly I like older people.
You're so stupid.
That's not what I meant.
The way you said that and pointed that very aggressively.
Clearly I don't have an issue with senior citizens.
I am not a senior citizen, by the way.
Thank you very much.
I didn't point aggressively.
I do not yet get discounts at theaters.
I didn't point aggressively.
I still get carted for playboys.
I wasn't even thinking about your age when I said that.
I was just saying like, I'm obviously like what you always say.
Like I'm married to you.
I'm not looking for someone forever.
I'm looking for someone tonight.
You know, like it's not like a, like I found my soulmate.
I'm not looking for my soulmate.
I'm just looking for a good time.
So it is about vibe because I mean, it's, you know, obviously
I have some criteria that usually probably can't be.
Pulse.
Crossed, you know, like, yeah, you have to have a pulse.
All or most of your own teeth.
I'm a big teeth person.
So I prefer your teeth.
At least let me think they're yours.
Don't pull them out as a party trick.
You're so vain.
My standards are real low.
You had a pool party and like you have to achieve
his dentures on the bottom of the pool.
I would.
I would help that person.
No, but I mean, no, that's pretty much the same as me.
You're, you're cool or you're not.
And I, you know, I can find something attractive in most people.
Yeah, exactly.
Like when, here's the thing is like when I'm on, when I'm on like a website
look at viewing at profiles, it's strictly physical.
Like I can, I'll scroll it.
Exactly.
I'll scroll a picture and I'll be like yay or nay, but it's, it's never a hard
yay or nay.
It's just kind of like in the moment, yeah.
But then, you know, you meet those people at a party and all of a sudden they're
really cool and then all of a sudden, wow, you know, the smile is nicer.
You can see the smile.
I think we kind of touched on this and one of the other, you know, so yeah, but I
definitely don't have an age.
I figured you didn't because yeah, because you blew Santa Claus.
You blew Santa Claus the other day.
Stop your ass.
I did not.
You stopped it.
The milk and the cookies.
I know all about you.
I didn't blow an old guy the other day.
Santa Claus.
Did I?
No.
Oh my God.
I know I didn't blow Santa Claus.
I saw mommy blow incense and took love.
I kind of feel like we've wrapped up that subject.
Yeah, we have zero age limit.
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So with that being said, I think we're going to be wrapping this up here pretty soon because
we got to go downstairs and we got to watch some TV.
I want to throw out a quick referral.
A plug.
There is a show in the UK that we've been watching now for many years.
You have to find it sometime on YouTube.
Porn hub.
Porn hub. You can find little pieces of it.
It's called
Naked Attraction.
And what it is, it's basically a reverse state in the show.
They're like screw personalities.
We know what you're here for.
And they take one guy and then line up five girls or one girl and five guys or one guy and five guys or one girl and mix.
It's just crazy.
But then they have each one of the booths, they have like five booths and they're all different colors.
And it has a frosted lens that starts at their feet.
So slowly they ask them questions and it rises up and you get...
No, they don't ask them questions.
At some point, with the first time, the first round.
No, the first round, all they do is they raise it up above their generals.
To their waist, basically.
Yeah. And then they have this person go around and who's the dating person who's looking for the date.
Go around and look at all of their generals and say what they want to say about it.
Comment on them.
They're big, they're small, they're flappy, they're whatever.
They're uncircumcised, circumcised.
All the things that Harry, not Harry, all the things, because we all are different, right?
Then they move it up to the chest.
So then you, if it's women, you see their boobs, you see their waist, you see their hips, like all the things.
Then they move it up to their face.
And then you can see their face.
Which we always, whenever we watch this show, we always play the game of like who are they going to eliminate?
Well, throughout this whole thing at each stage, they eliminate somebody.
Yeah, oh yeah, they eliminate.
Based off of something that they don't like.
Something they don't like.
So like let's say you're totally not into Harry or whatever, then you might eliminate the Harry person.
But usually it's a British show.
So usually the comments though, they're very, they're much more open than we are in the US, obviously.
But usually the comments, even if they don't like something, they're a little, they stay positive.
Yeah.
So it's not usually like, oh, he's so fucking Harry or whatever.
It's not snarky.
Yeah, it's like, oh, he has a little more hair.
They have good bonter.
Then I would maybe like, but I also like the fact that his like dick is so big or whatever it is.
Like they say something positive, but say some, you know, but then, so we usually will play the game of like, who are they going to eliminate based on like their comments, even though most of them.
And then we also play who are we going to eliminate?
Yes, based on what we see, right?
And then it goes like I said, then it goes to chess, then it goes to face and what's crazy with when you always blows me away is like when we get to face, it's always like, OK, that's not what I was expecting.
No, that's not where I was going to go with this.
Sometimes like all of a sudden it like changes.
You're like, OK, well now I want blue because.
Yeah.
Nope.
No, no, take that.
The orange has a shitty ass face.
So once you eliminate someone, it goes all the way up and you get to see the full person that you're kicking off.
So usually it's three.
So I think it's two or three that are left for the full face.
Then they speak and sometimes it's a guy like a voice.
So speech, so speak like they'll say something like, you know, whatever they whatever the thing is that they'll say whatever they'll tell them to all to say something and they'll speak and then the UK.
I guess I mean, we don't we have a little bit.
I mean, we have some of this in in.
Yeah, we do actually have this.
I'm not sure what you're saying.
Where the way they speak, I can't tell because it's the UK and I don't know the different like cities in the UK.
But if we had someone there from like Jersey or like and then the South and like California, you know, I could tell.
Oh, you're from clearly from the South or you're clearly from New York or New Jersey or whatever.
Like you can kind of tell if they have an accent like that, but they can tell which I can't tell because I'm not English, but they can tell like, oh, you're from Ireland or oh, you're from this part of England or you're from the city or yeah, like they like they can really tell a lot of that stuff.
And and to them, you know, some accents are sexier than others.
Just like probably to us, like I know you're like not like, oh, let me get this Jersey accent, you know, like that's not your thing.
So that might be someone you might eliminate because of like their nasally like Jersey accent or whatever.
But we can't really tell that because we're not in England and a lot of them we couldn't really tell the difference between but they can tell and they will see it.
So then they eliminate after the accent and then they are families are at war.
I can't date you and then they have two people that they do and then they make the person who's trying to get the or who's the host of the dates or whatever.
Like giving all the criticisms.
They have them get naked.
And then everybody's just naked except for the host except for the host, which is kind of awkward.
She's standing there just fully closed.
But she doesn't make it awkward.
No, she doesn't.
Yeah.
So then from there, then the person chooses between the two who they want.
They ask them usually another question, I think, who they want to go on a date with, then they go on a date.
And it never works out.
And it never works out which weird is at the end of each thing they show what the person would wear in clothing.
And it's so crazy.
Sometimes I'm like, oh, I wouldn't have pictured them in that or like, oh, they look better naked or like, oh, you know what I mean?
Like it's just interest like people's style says a lot.
And you know what that actually goes back to, I know you wanted to end this.
15 minutes.
And another thing.
That actually goes back.
You started this.
That actually goes.
It was going to be a five second.
Like, like which which episode did you just describe was that season three episode five or no, that's like all of them.
But what's funny though, too, is these never work out.
It's full alert.
Yeah, I have not seen one.
I don't think where it's worked out this way.
They don't do a reunion show or anything.
So, like, going on a date based on physical attraction is probably not your best idea anyone has ever had because unless you're a swinger doesn't work out.
Well, yeah, because you're not trying to marry this person or date this person.
But what I was going to say is that on other podcasts I've listened to, they have talked about the fact that like at these resorts and things you go to where everyone's kind of just naked and not like nobody's worried about who has the Chanel.
What, you know, yeah, everybody's.
Everyone's kind of even, you know, you start off on the same level.
You don't know.
Like, we go to a place when the guy who's like the fucking craziest with literal of his goddamn body, he's a freaking surgeon.
And it's like, and the person he's with is his girlfriend and his wife doesn't like to do this with stuff with him.
So she's home in their probably fucking million dollar mansion.
He's at a club with glitter and ice sparkles and a fucking speedo dancing around with a fucking lay, you know, it's like you just never know.
And I'm like, this guy's going to give me surgery like what?
Like, I hope the drugs were off.
It's just a while.
Like, but that's kind of, I think the point of the show is like stripped down and but then it is interesting to see like what people's style is when they do dress up into or when they do get into their clothes.
They have absolutely nothing to say to each other.
Yeah, but like that part.
But yeah, but it's just like, I'm like, well, I wouldn't have pictured that person in that clothing or wow, they looked better naked or wow, they look better clothes or like, but I don't know.
It's but it is interesting because I have heard that whole thing that it kind of puts everybody on the same playing field when you're just like, you don't know what they you don't know what they drive.
You don't know what house they're in.
You don't know what clothes they wear.
You don't know what how much money they make.
I don't know what they do for, you know what I mean?
Like, it just it's just about like vibes.
And I got real hippie on us right now.
He most certainly did.
So here we are.
All of that.
And go watch the show.
What my main point was was apparently now it's officially streaming.
Oh yeah, we had to get to that.
So we just ordered Max because we've watched a lot of these episodes, but it's it's hard to track them down.
Like I'll find, you know, season five episode three and I'll find 25 minutes of it and then it's gone.
Yeah.
And we'll get like pixelated or the yeah, super pixelated, you know, standard definition and I start digging on that.
I find another 15 minutes, but this is like the full HD six seasons, I believe.
And I believe they're still filming.
I think it's a current show in the UK.
Yeah.
So yeah, now you can get on HBO Max.
How do you get contestants for that?
How like who's like, I mean, I guess the UK is different, but they could probably walk into a bar.
You're like, who's like, who's got good Bonta?
Like, I will get naked on a show and let people criticize my body like, sign me up.
Yeah, I'm like, no, thank you, like the station about my body and you're dead to me.
It's getting me.
So yeah, so that's we're going to go downstairs now and watch a little bit of that before we turn in for the night.
So anyways, we want to thank you guys for bearing with us through this podcast.
I know.
It's great.
What is your what is people's ages?
That is the question.
What is people eight?
Yeah, what is the age of what everyone who's listening should just think what is my age?
What is your age?
What's my age again?
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