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Kitsbop right now. Any opinions or advice that we give on this show should not be taken too seriously

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as we are not professionals at all. With that being said, make yourself a drink and join us on

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our journey as a married couple enjoying the lifestyle in beautiful Southern California.

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Hello, hello, my love. Hi. Sup. I can't hear when the music stops so you hear it and then I just

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play along. That's the name of the game. Play along. We are Mr. and Mrs. Sweets with a podcast

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called The Sweet Side of Live Podcast. I did that right? Yeah, that's kind of funny though.

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This is a podcast called. But is it called The Sweet Side of Life Podcast or is it just

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The Sweet Side of Life? I'm pretty sure it's just The Sweet Side of Life as opposed to the Sweet

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Side of Life car dealership. Right, but like if you're searching in podcasts, is it The Sweet Side

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of Life or do you have to type in like The Sweet Side of Life Podcast? I don't, I think you just

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type in the Sweet Side of Life. Because it'd be like the podcast podcast. Yeah, the podcast of the

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podcast. That's a compliment. Now, I think, I think just simply entering The Sweet Side of Life

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within your podcast search is gonna come up with it. It's gonna figure it out. Yeah. Okay, good.

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Anyways, moving on. Maybe we should have had this discussion pre-mic. No, no, no. This is behind the

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curtain. Yes, welcome to behind the curtain. I'm gonna eat the bed sheets, whatever you want to call it.

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I'm drinking the bed sheets. Cheers. Cheers. All right. Cheers, cheers.

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Oh, that is a stiff drink. It's not stiff. It's not. The jingle jingle in the ice.

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We really are drinking. So tonight we are drinking. Well, I'm drinking a dark and stormy,

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which is made with Appleton rum, ginger beer, and a splash of lime juice, which we realized was a

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very important ingredient in this drink. I make it for you. I make it more, more than a splash.

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I get like at least like four good squirts. I lay a towel down. I lay a towel down first,

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and then I get at least four good squirts. You need a rubber sheet for my drink.

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Yep, a squirt sheet. But so yeah, so I put it normally. I think I put in more than you. Well,

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that's probably why I think you do, but that's probably why it's so important, because I mean,

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the other night in the spa, you forgot it. Uh-huh. You're like, what drink did you make? And then

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your naked ass had to get out and just get me lime juice. You know what? I do anything to please.

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And I'm drinking a Malibu Sprite cocktail, which is just as simple as it sounds. Malibu

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coconut rum. It's super strong. I think you actually gave me shit last time. I did because

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you were drinking. I think you did a Balaboo Bay Breeze, and it's like the weakest drink, but

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I know why you do it. It's nice. It keeps you like a nice buzz without like getting super wasted,

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and it's like a good like swing party drink. Well, I did start tonight's night with a couple of

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vodka sprites. Yeah, which is what you normally do when we go to parties. You'll have vodka spray,

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and then you'll switch to either before we go or we don't usually bring multiple bottles of alcohol,

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but sometimes we do. And then you'll switch to the Malibu, because then you can just

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pace your your buzz. It's what you call a maintenance drink. Yeah, it's your maintenance buzz.

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So tonight it's a maintenance drink, because believe it or not, you do have to be somewhat

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coherent to do a podcast. Do you? You have to be sober. I thought you were going to talk about work

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tomorrow. I didn't realize you wanted to be coherent for this. I don't give a fuck about work tomorrow.

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I will figure that out tomorrow. That's a tomorrow problem. Fuck that job.

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Fuck that job and shove it. Anyways, this is our fifth episode, I believe. Is what you said.

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Yeah, it's our fifth. We did four before. So this is number Cinco. Cinco. Lucky number five.

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Volume seven. No, episode six. It's not a thing. It's not. Chapter 12. Yep. It's that. Okay. Yep.

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Yep. We're in chapter 12. Chapter 12. It's like Star Wars. It started. And then it goes backwards.

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Now we're doing the preludes. And then we go forwards. And nobody really knows what's happening

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at any point in we thing, including us. So anyways, we've been, as you can see if you're here,

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if you listened to the previous episodes, we're kind of all over the place. You know, we typically

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come into the podcast with very little to no idea of what we're going to do. True facts. We might

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have an idea we're going to touch on or if we know we have to finish a story. But tonight we are just

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coming in blind. We're like free balling. We are free balling. Free balling the podcast tonight.

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Rest in peace, Tom Petty. We have a couple ideas, but we're not really still not really sure what

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we want to touch on. So we'll probably just sit here and chit chat and just shoot the shit.

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And feel like doors. But if you if you do follow our TikTok, you can see our TikTok on.

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If you look up the sweet side of life podcast on TikTok,

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you can actually see we drop some videos on there every now and then we actually asked today.

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If anybody had any ideas or anything that they would like to for us to talk about. So feel free.

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Check it out on TikTok. You can also email us at the sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com.

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And if you have any questions or answers that you want us to make questions for, you know.

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Yeah, we're not like pros at this whole thing, but we have a bit of experience in certain areas.

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And I definitely have opinions on a lot of things. I do have a psychology degree in nothing.

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So a psychology degree in bullshit that I'm very good at that.

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So anyways, today, I think I think we're going to touch on, you know what?

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We were we attended a party this past weekend. This is where I was going to go to.

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I'm glad you picked this one. We were attending a party at one of our friends house. It was a

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house party. And it's actually the less party. It was a less party. And I always I always check

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out the RSVPs to see who's coming just to, you know, see if I know anybody, if I would like to

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know anybody and just kind of get a general feel for the party, how it's going to be. And you know,

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it's a lot of the same faces. And then I noticed there was a couple coming up from San Diego.

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And she was listed as 19 years old. And he was like 53. No, was it that big? It was it was pretty.

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It wasn't like 19 and 30. It was it was a pretty pretty big gap in there. You know, more power to

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them. But the question that kind of arose is, what is your age? Like, yeah, what's your age? Because

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it's your age limit, I guess, because it first like shocked not shocked, but like first kind of

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took me back because I was like, wait, anything I've done, I'm usually on the younger side,

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first of all, and I'm in my 30s. So to have somebody 19, like that was like, they can't even legally,

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technically like drink and anything we've done, they just got their license. I know anything

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we've done prior, they just barely graduated high school. And anything maybe they didn't,

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maybe they didn't, they may not have. Who knows. But anything we've done, like outside of house

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parties or even some house parties, like, it's 21 and up events. Now, our friends, the Lest Group,

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DTF Group, they don't necessarily advertise that as being like 21 and up, you know, so. But it has to

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be. Yeah, it exactly. So that's why it I mean, because there's lots of things going on there. So

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that's why I'm like, yeah, when I saw that number, I was like, what? But then people lie about their

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age. I mean, we had this whole conversation last podcast about people not saying their correct age,

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you know, using filters, etc, etc. So then it's like, is she really 19? Or does she just think

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that's gonna get her? I mean, I don't think they showed up because we kind of asked them like,

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what happens if she shows up? And there wasn't a real answer for that. So I don't think she really

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came to the party. So we really didn't get resolution on that. But it was like, it's like.

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In my mind, my perverted male mind, I was like, yeah, 19 year old titties.

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That's exactly what you said. Let's see them. But I mean, honestly, the more I think about it,

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I'm still like, yeah, 19 year old titties.

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You're such a pervert. I know, I honestly like, it's legal, technically, but I cannot foresee myself

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going down that road. Just because it's nothing other than the 19, because,

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like, yes, you can consent to things, but like, have you had enough real life? Like, I don't want

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to be the one to screw you up mentally. Yeah, because I'm the creepy. There's a lot of questions

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there. Yeah, there's just a lot. And I started young in this like whole thing. I mean, I was barely 21

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when we started this whole journey. And that was really like, I had to be 21 because places we went

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there was they were carding and stuff. So it's not even like I could fake it till I made it, you

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know, they were like checking that shit. But even now, the age I'm at the state I'm at as much as

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we've done. So I lean on you a lot to be like, this isn't really what I'm into. I'm not really

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vibing this, like I'm not here. Like I actually still to this day, have a hard time finding my

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own voice to say no, essentially, you know, not not like, I don't know, like in a weird way,

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but just like, I just am like such a people pleaser. And I just like go with along with the

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vibe. And I just want to be like, I just I mean, I've always said this, like, anybody who's talked

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to me knows like my motto is like, I just want everybody have a good fucking time, you know,

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like, so sometimes I don't say no for myself, because I'm just looking for everybody have a

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good time. And I don't even consider the fact that maybe what's happening is not a good time for me.

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And I lean on you a lot to be kind of my voice sometimes for that. And I'm just thinking at 19

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would I have, yeah, unless she was just like, and some people have a Morris and I have I'm an

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assertive person in my person, like in my professional career, you know what I mean? Like in other

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parts of my life, I'm very assertive. But for some reason, like here, I'm just not as assertive. And

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I just don't know if a 19 year old female and some will, you know, obviously, I'm not everybody's

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different, but I just think in general, women are a little bit more prone to be a little more

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docile and like, take the backseat when it comes to sex and stuff like that. And I know, like,

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the lifestyle gives women more of a platform to be more assertive in their sexuality. And,

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you know, that's what I love about it. But at the same time, I'm still learning my voice and that.

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And I don't want to offend people and I don't want to make someone feel bad. And I, you know what

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I mean? Like I just have all these like, I just want to have a good time, you know, and I just

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wonder if at 19, if she has any of those tools, yes. And I've been doing this for a while. So

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it's like, does she have any of those tools? I don't know at 19 do you. And so that's like,

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when it went through my brain is just like, yeah, what the first thing that goes through my brain

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is exactly what I said earlier. Yeah, 19, 19, but ultimately, you know, it does come back around

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and it does. It's not, it's not something I wouldn't necessarily go after. Yeah, it sounds good in

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theory. Everything sounds great. A lot of things sound good in theory. But I just don't know that

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it would be, I don't know. And sometimes I feel like too like, well, not to say that older people

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don't bring drama because we know that happens too. But sometimes the younger crowd, there can be a

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little more drama, a little more immaturity, a little more like not understanding how things go.

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Yeah, I mean, at 19, obviously, this is just a blanket, you know, statement. But at 19,

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do you really know how to cope with jealousy? Yeah, I really know how to cope with, you know,

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all those emotions that can and often do come up. And yeah, who knows, like you said,

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you could have one conversation, all of a sudden it turns into drama and yeah, 19 year old titties.

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What is different about I mean, my titties are actually less than 19 years old because they're

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newish. They're remodeled. I have my remodeled titties. So, you know, I mean,

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how do we put age on a tittie? There's really nothing different about a 19 year old tittie

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other than it's a 19 year old tittie. That's all it is. As creepy as it sounds, I guarantee you

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an email out there is probably saying, uh-huh, except for the ones that may have a daughter

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that's 19. Right? They're probably like, hell no. Hell no. That's the other thing I was thinking,

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right? Like, we have friends that have daughters that are 19. Yeah, it's definitely not for everybody,

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but- And we went to Mexico. We went to, remember we went to Mexico? I mean, we don't, we don't

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have this. That's right, yeah. We don't have this age thing where we have kids that age or anything

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like that, but we have a friend who has a kid in that age range and when we were in Mexico with them,

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he was having a hard time because you can drink legally in Mexico at age 18 and he was having

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a hard time with the fact that most of the people there were, you know, probably under 21 somewhere

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between the ages of 18 to 20 and he was kind of struggling with the fact that like his daughter

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was that age, you know, and he's like, this isn't cute for me. Like, this is not a vibe. And I'm like,

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this is so much fun, but we don't have kids like that, you know? So it's not like, we weren't

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associating that, but I could see, I guess, where he was coming from because you were like,

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what are you talking about? Like, they're hot, they're drunk, 18, 19, 21 year olds running around

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in thongs and I'm like, I'm good. Like, I'm not going after any of them. I'm just sitting back

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and you're like, I'm enjoying the show. Like, it's a shit show and I'm enjoying all of it.

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And so yeah, I just was like, it's just like, so that's like the other thing too is like when,

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you know, really young people come into lifestyle, I know that there's people that

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have kids at age or whatever, and they might think a certain type of way. So I'm just, I guess my

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question, I guess when you had said, oh, there's a 19 year old coming, I'm like, how young is too

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young? Do you think and then you wrote, you wrote me titties or titties or something like that.

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Of course you would write that, but would you expect anything other than that for me? No,

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I was going to say something else, but now I can't think of what I was going to say along

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those lines of age and being in Mexico. Mexico. I'm trying to figure out your thought, but yeah,

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but it wasn't in Mexico. It was something else that we were talking about, but it was in Thailand.

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Yeah, when we were in Thailand. The lady boys. No, it wasn't the lady boys in Thailand. What you're

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talking about. Google it. No, but so it's just, I don't know, but I don't think the person came, so

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I don't think it was even a thing. If they did, they were dressed up as an older woman. So yeah,

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I didn't see anybody rolling through that look 19. No, they would have had their phone out on

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Instagram the entire time and you can't do that. No, not at these parties. No, there was a speaking

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of age. This past party we went to, you got one year older. Oh, yes, birthday. It was my birthday.

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It was my birthday. And we celebrated. You got a blow job at midnight, right? I did.

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Was it a good one? It was a really good one. Good. It was, it was kind of funny though,

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because I'm standing there. I had a, I had a shirt on that said, uh, blow me. It's my birthday. And

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I was like, I was dressed up as a candle. So I'm standing there and, uh, one of our friends came up

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and she's like, I'm going to blow you right when it turns midnight. Is that cool? And she looks at

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you. She's like, is that cool? I'm like, I'm good. And you're like, yeah, that's good. I looked down

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my watch. I was like, it was 1159 and I wasn't ready. I mean, my, my, my chub was not where it

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needed to be for like, you know, an introduction to some of that has never blown me before. So,

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you know, you want to come in, I was going to say coming hard, but you want to come in, you know,

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slightly chub at least. Slightly hard. Slightly ready for battle. So I looked over to you and I

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was like, babe, I'm not ready for this. And you reached down and you started flopping it around

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a little bit. And you got me to a, uh, chubby, you got me to a relative state of, I mean, I had 30

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seconds, 30 seconds and, um, I could have just come on my knees and blown you, but that would have

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defeated what she was trying to do. Exactly. But, uh, yeah, it worked out. I was a, I had a nice,

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a nice chub. Yeah. When the, uh, when the struck, when midnight struck, midnight struck, it was

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on like Donkey Kong. And, uh, yeah, so that was fun. You only got two blowjobs that night though.

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I got two that night. Um, what's your record record for one night?

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I think my record giving is six. I think you're right. You're talking about that pool party?

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Yeah. I think it was six. I, I want to say my record for receiving. That was not an orgy. It was

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not. It was also a predication. I think four. Four. Four. Um, you know, maybe, maybe five,

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maybe five, four or five. There's two, that same pool party. Yeah. Um, there were rounds. Oh yeah,

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because we had everybody line up. There was, yeah, there were some rounds. Yeah. Um,

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but I, I kind of, three at that pool party that I know of just in the, because it was,

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yeah, three of us. Yeah. Three guys, three girls. Yeah. I saw, I think probably four now I think

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about it. Was mine six or seven if I'm including you? Well, you better be including me. I count.

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I count. I hardly count you. I count. Uh, I think you're six. Six. I think it is. I mean,

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I would literally have to write names or we can't do that. Yeah. Right now and maybe we'll firm up,

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we'll firm up the number. We'll firm up the details. I think mine was four and it was a less party.

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Yeah. Um, but yeah, that, that pool party that you're referring to, that was a, that was a fun

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time as well. It was. So you had three at least because I count. That the pool party? Yeah. If you

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count, I count. Then the four was at the Athena's party. Oh, Athena's. Um, you forgot about Athena's?

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The first one, the first one, right? No, the recent one. I know I came out and there was like

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three people on your deck at once. I felt like. Yeah. Cause the first Athena's was

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one, two, maybe two. Yeah. That's Athena's. Yeah. Um, I was actually that was four or five again.

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I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to sit down. I'm gonna have to sit down and figure this one out.

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Yeah. Now two at once. Does that count as one or is that one and a half or is that two?

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Is there like a, like a fraction or a decimal point in there? Yeah. No women's blowjobs should

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be a fraction. That's what I'm thinking. I think they, they count. Okay. Yeah. So that, so that

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night there was 27. Stop. Anyways, so I've had, I've had a, a, my handful of doubles I have yet

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to have a triple. That's on my, my bucket bucket list. bucket list. So yeah. But anyways, and I

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just realized you haven't had a triple. I don't know why I didn't know that I thought you had.

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So now I like want to make it happen, but then you were like, don't make it happen.

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And I wanted to happen organically is what you said. I want to ask you this though. If you're

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like, if I had known you had, hadn't had three, I would make it happen. But okay, say I had three,

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why wouldn't you be trying to get four? Stop. How would we even do that? I don't have enough room

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for four. What would we do it for? Yeah, you can't, it's not like wrestling. You can't tag in.

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So you have like two on the balls and like two on the shaft. I don't, I feel like I would have to.

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I feel like it would just be women making out over your dick. I'm down for that. I am here for

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all of that. That is all the things I'm here for. I will bring them out of here. I will bring the

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20% of all you mouth. Oh, it's not 20. Is it 20? I think it's like, I think it's 17. Babe, I think

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it's okay. I think it's less. It might be less. That's actually true. I guess they can serve it

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at like wine bars, right? Because you know that one bar we go to, they have that and the only other

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stuff they serve is like wine liquors. They're like, we serve liquor and they have one bottle of

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Malibu to show us they serve liquor. And I'm like, but what about the vodka? Can I see that?

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It's like soju vodka.

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Soju vodka. Hey, it's what it is. So let's go back. What's up?

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What? Go. I was gonna say, let's go back to the original question I hand. Oh, what's your age?

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Yeah. So that being said. What's your, isn't there a song? What's your age again?

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You're talking about Blink 182.

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Yeah.

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Oh, this is actually a good song.

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I love the TV.

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And that's about the time she walked away from me.

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Yeah, I would walk away from you too.

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Yeah, let's not do that.

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Blink 182.

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Am I going to get like a copyright strike right there?

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No, I don't think it was valid enough.

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Or that good. So anyways, back to our original. So what would, do you have what you would consider a

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minimum age?

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A minimum age?

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For yourself.

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I don't have a minimum age. I'm going to be honest. I, well, I mean, obviously,

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legally we all have minimum age ages, right? Like clearly it's above the age of 18, obviously.

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But I don't know. The hard part for me is that.

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The 21 year olds are so hard.

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I actually, I have the opposite issue. Not really issue, but like, I don't even see this

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being a thing for me. Like most men are older than me that I come in contact with.

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Or my age. I personally have never had a

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person that's like.

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Yes, you have.

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Way younger. Who?

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Motel six.

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Oh yeah. How old was he?

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22.

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Yeah, they were young. They were really young. That's a story.

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That's a story. We might get into that one. I'm not sure how I really feel about that story.

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But we'll see. We'll see.

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Yeah, that's a lot.

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We'll play it by ear. We might get into that one.

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I think that's a good story to get into.

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It's a good story. It's not like it's kind of, it's just for the moment, right?

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Very organic.

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Yeah, very much like.

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Yeah.

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And that was kind of like.

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It wasn't pre-LS by any means, but it was definitely one of the earlier experiences that we had.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it was different. We'll get into it at some point, but not tonight because I ain't trying to make this a three hour episode.

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No, we can get to it to another night. But the thing with him was I wasn't,

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I almost feel like I want to get into it, but I know we're not going to Google another time.

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But I just, the thing I want to say is like, I wasn't attracted to him.

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No.

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So it was kind of just like worlds collided.

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That whole night was like a.

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Super fucking weird.

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What's the word I'm looking for? It was a.

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It was a gift.

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It was a gift.

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For him. No, it was like.

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A gift for him.

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It was a.

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We cross for her.

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We cross something off their list.

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We did. And it was a gift. It was actually a gift.

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Yeah.

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It was a gift for both of them. It was a gift for her.

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Because they were there for her birthday.

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Yeah.

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I'm just trying to think of like the term I'm looking at you.

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It was like we crossed something off their list.

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We were part of a, it was an experience.

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Yeah.

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It wasn't something that we're looking to repeat.

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No, not something that we want to do again.

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Not something.

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But yeah, we did.

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I mean, it was something we did and it is what it is.

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Yeah. It was, it was as organic as you could possibly go.

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Right.

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Yeah. It was pretty crazy.

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Yeah. So we do need to tell the story.

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Not right now.

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Yeah.

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No, not right now.

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Maybe next.

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So will you answer the damn question?

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Oh, my youngest.

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I mean, I guess that's it.

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I don't know because you know how I am.

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Like I,

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I mean, if I'm going to know, if, okay,

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if I'm going to know someone's age,

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then I'm going to know a little bit more about you.

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Right. Like I'm not just like walking up to people that I'm in like,

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like in a fucking orgy with and like, what's your age?

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You know, like I probably don't know their age,

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but if I'm going to know your age,

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then I probably know more about you.

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And then if I know more about you,

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then really what it is for me is like, are you a cool person?

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Like, do you seem like a cool person?

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I don't know.

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It's not really like an age thing that way.

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Are you a cool person?

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Am I attracted to you?

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And I think a little bit of that is what it is.

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I don't know.

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And that's probably the same answer.

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Is it the same answer for you?

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No.

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Fuck.

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21.

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That's my number.

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I don't know why you have to put so much thought into it.

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But I'm younger than you are.

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What?

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I could give a fuck.

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So you're 21 is like my like too young.

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No, it's literally a 21 is the same.

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Wow.

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No, I think for me, 21A because, you know,

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typically you're drinking, you're hanging out.

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I want to know, I want to know that you're,

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you're in control of your faculties.

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You're not, you know,

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Faculties?

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Yeah, like, you're not going to get super drunk

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because you just had your first drink.

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Oh.

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I mean, like, it's all based on kind of maturity.

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Ultimately, I want, I want to know that,

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you know, you're making a decision based on, you know,

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what you want.

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Yeah, not being maturity and all that stuff.

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But I just say 21 just because that's the age of drink.

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That's going to be the age to enter most of the places we go to.

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Yeah.

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And that's kind of a, that's the youngest.

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And that's, that's probably, you know, what I would do.

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Would I marry a 21 year old?

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No.

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Well, you're married by the way.

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That's true.

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Exactly.

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With 30 year old.

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So.

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You're a 30 something year old.

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So yeah, 21's, but is there a older age limit for you?

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I hate to say that I don't think there is no, because.

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I already knew the answer.

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I just wanted to add that.

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Yeah.

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Because I mean, because you know, I've already said in this episode that I am typically on

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the younger side or on the average side, depending on like where we're at.

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And for me, it's always just about vibe and like, I don't know, for me, it's just about

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vibe.

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Like I just need to have a.

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A big knee person.

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A what?

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Knees.

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Knees.

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Yeah.

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You have to have good knees.

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You have to have strong knees.

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I thought you said knees.

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I'm like, knees.

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No.

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No, it's the same for me.

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It's just, I'm like, I'm a vibes person.

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I don't really, I mean, obviously I've married you.

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So I'm not.

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Clearly I like older people.

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You're so stupid.

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That's not what I meant.

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The way you said that and pointed that very aggressively.

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Clearly I don't have an issue with senior citizens.

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I am not a senior citizen, by the way.

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Thank you very much.

394
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I didn't point aggressively.

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I do not yet get discounts at theaters.

396
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I didn't point aggressively.

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I still get carted for playboys.

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I wasn't even thinking about your age when I said that.

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I was just saying like, I'm obviously like what you always say.

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Like I'm married to you.

401
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I'm not looking for someone forever.

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I'm looking for someone tonight.

403
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You know, like it's not like a, like I found my soulmate.

404
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I'm not looking for my soulmate.

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I'm just looking for a good time.

406
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So it is about vibe because I mean, it's, you know, obviously

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I have some criteria that usually probably can't be.

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Pulse.

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Crossed, you know, like, yeah, you have to have a pulse.

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All or most of your own teeth.

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I'm a big teeth person.

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So I prefer your teeth.

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At least let me think they're yours.

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Don't pull them out as a party trick.

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You're so vain.

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My standards are real low.

417
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:12,880
You had a pool party and like you have to achieve

418
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:16,880
his dentures on the bottom of the pool.

419
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,880
I would.

420
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,880
I would help that person.

421
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,880
No, but I mean, no, that's pretty much the same as me.

422
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,880
You're, you're cool or you're not.

423
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:30,880
And I, you know, I can find something attractive in most people.

424
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,880
Yeah, exactly.

425
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:38,880
Like when, here's the thing is like when I'm on, when I'm on like a website

426
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,880
look at viewing at profiles, it's strictly physical.

427
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,880
Like I can, I'll scroll it.

428
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,880
Exactly.

429
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:49,880
I'll scroll a picture and I'll be like yay or nay, but it's, it's never a hard

430
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,880
yay or nay.

431
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,880
It's just kind of like in the moment, yeah.

432
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,880
But then, you know, you meet those people at a party and all of a sudden they're

433
00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:00,880
really cool and then all of a sudden, wow, you know, the smile is nicer.

434
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,880
You can see the smile.

435
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,880
I think we kind of touched on this and one of the other, you know, so yeah, but I

436
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,880
definitely don't have an age.

437
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,880
I figured you didn't because yeah, because you blew Santa Claus.

438
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,880
You blew Santa Claus the other day.

439
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,880
Stop your ass.

440
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,880
I did not.

441
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,880
You stopped it.

442
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,880
The milk and the cookies.

443
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,880
I know all about you.

444
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,880
I didn't blow an old guy the other day.

445
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,880
Santa Claus.

446
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,880
Did I?

447
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,880
No.

448
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,880
Oh my God.

449
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,880
I know I didn't blow Santa Claus.

450
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,880
I saw mommy blow incense and took love.

451
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,880
I kind of feel like we've wrapped up that subject.

452
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,880
Yeah, we have zero age limit.

453
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,880
20 minutes.

454
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,880
We have no boundaries and no standards.

455
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,880
We have zero standards.

456
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,880
So hit us up.

457
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:56,880
We can be found at the sweet side of live podcast at outlook.com.

458
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:02,880
Also, you can find us on Tiktok at the sweet side of live podcast.

459
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:08,880
So with that being said, I think we're going to be wrapping this up here pretty soon because

460
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,880
we got to go downstairs and we got to watch some TV.

461
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,880
I want to throw out a quick referral.

462
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,880
A plug.

463
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:24,880
There is a show in the UK that we've been watching now for many years.

464
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,880
You have to find it sometime on YouTube.

465
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,880
Porn hub.

466
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,880
Porn hub. You can find little pieces of it.

467
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:32,880
It's called

468
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,880
Naked Attraction.

469
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,880
Naked Attraction.

470
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,880
And what it is, it's basically a reverse state in the show.

471
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,880
They're like screw personalities.

472
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,880
We know what you're here for.

473
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:54,880
And they take one guy and then line up five girls or one girl and five guys or one guy and five guys or one girl and mix.

474
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,880
It's just crazy.

475
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:02,880
But then they have each one of the booths, they have like five booths and they're all different colors.

476
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,880
And it has a frosted lens that starts at their feet.

477
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,880
So slowly they ask them questions and it rises up and you get...

478
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,880
No, they don't ask them questions.

479
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:16,880
At some point, with the first time, the first round.

480
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,880
No, the first round, all they do is they raise it up above their generals.

481
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,880
To their waist, basically.

482
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:30,880
Yeah. And then they have this person go around and who's the dating person who's looking for the date.

483
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,880
Go around and look at all of their generals and say what they want to say about it.

484
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,880
Comment on them.

485
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,880
They're big, they're small, they're flappy, they're whatever.

486
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,880
They're uncircumcised, circumcised.

487
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,880
All the things that Harry, not Harry, all the things, because we all are different, right?

488
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,880
Then they move it up to the chest.

489
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:58,880
So then you, if it's women, you see their boobs, you see their waist, you see their hips, like all the things.

490
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,880
Then they move it up to their face.

491
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,880
And then you can see their face.

492
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:08,880
Which we always, whenever we watch this show, we always play the game of like who are they going to eliminate?

493
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,880
Well, throughout this whole thing at each stage, they eliminate somebody.

494
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:12,880
Yeah, oh yeah, they eliminate.

495
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:13,880
Based off of something that they don't like.

496
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,880
Something they don't like.

497
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:20,880
So like let's say you're totally not into Harry or whatever, then you might eliminate the Harry person.

498
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,880
But usually it's a British show.

499
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:28,880
So usually the comments though, they're very, they're much more open than we are in the US, obviously.

500
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:35,880
But usually the comments, even if they don't like something, they're a little, they stay positive.

501
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:36,880
Yeah.

502
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,880
So it's not usually like, oh, he's so fucking Harry or whatever.

503
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:40,880
It's not snarky.

504
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,880
Yeah, it's like, oh, he has a little more hair.

505
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:43,880
They have good bonter.

506
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:51,880
Then I would maybe like, but I also like the fact that his like dick is so big or whatever it is.

507
00:36:51,880 --> 00:37:00,880
Like they say something positive, but say some, you know, but then, so we usually will play the game of like, who are they going to eliminate based on like their comments, even though most of them.

508
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,880
And then we also play who are we going to eliminate?

509
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,880
Yes, based on what we see, right?

510
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:18,880
And then it goes like I said, then it goes to chess, then it goes to face and what's crazy with when you always blows me away is like when we get to face, it's always like, OK, that's not what I was expecting.

511
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,880
No, that's not where I was going to go with this.

512
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,880
Sometimes like all of a sudden it like changes.

513
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,880
You're like, OK, well now I want blue because.

514
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:27,880
Yeah.

515
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:28,880
Nope.

516
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:29,880
No, no, take that.

517
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,880
The orange has a shitty ass face.

518
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:37,880
So once you eliminate someone, it goes all the way up and you get to see the full person that you're kicking off.

519
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,880
So usually it's three.

520
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,880
So I think it's two or three that are left for the full face.

521
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:47,880
Then they speak and sometimes it's a guy like a voice.

522
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:59,880
So speech, so speak like they'll say something like, you know, whatever they whatever the thing is that they'll say whatever they'll tell them to all to say something and they'll speak and then the UK.

523
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,880
I guess I mean, we don't we have a little bit.

524
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,880
I mean, we have some of this in in.

525
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,880
Yeah, we do actually have this.

526
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:07,880
I'm not sure what you're saying.

527
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:14,880
Where the way they speak, I can't tell because it's the UK and I don't know the different like cities in the UK.

528
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:20,880
But if we had someone there from like Jersey or like and then the South and like California, you know, I could tell.

529
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:25,880
Oh, you're from clearly from the South or you're clearly from New York or New Jersey or whatever.

530
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:40,880
Like you can kind of tell if they have an accent like that, but they can tell which I can't tell because I'm not English, but they can tell like, oh, you're from Ireland or oh, you're from this part of England or you're from the city or yeah, like they like they can really tell a lot of that stuff.

531
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:45,880
And and to them, you know, some accents are sexier than others.

532
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:50,880
Just like probably to us, like I know you're like not like, oh, let me get this Jersey accent, you know, like that's not your thing.

533
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:56,880
So that might be someone you might eliminate because of like their nasally like Jersey accent or whatever.

534
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:03,880
But we can't really tell that because we're not in England and a lot of them we couldn't really tell the difference between but they can tell and they will see it.

535
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:09,880
So then they eliminate after the accent and then they are families are at war.

536
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:19,880
I can't date you and then they have two people that they do and then they make the person who's trying to get the or who's the host of the dates or whatever.

537
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,880
Like giving all the criticisms.

538
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,880
They have them get naked.

539
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:30,880
And then everybody's just naked except for the host except for the host, which is kind of awkward.

540
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,880
She's standing there just fully closed.

541
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,880
But she doesn't make it awkward.

542
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:35,880
No, she doesn't.

543
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:36,880
Yeah.

544
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:41,880
So then from there, then the person chooses between the two who they want.

545
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,880
They ask them usually another question, I think, who they want to go on a date with, then they go on a date.

546
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:46,880
And it never works out.

547
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:53,880
And it never works out which weird is at the end of each thing they show what the person would wear in clothing.

548
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,880
And it's so crazy.

549
00:39:55,880 --> 00:40:01,880
Sometimes I'm like, oh, I wouldn't have pictured them in that or like, oh, they look better naked or like, oh, you know what I mean?

550
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:06,880
Like it's just interest like people's style says a lot.

551
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,880
And you know what that actually goes back to, I know you wanted to end this.

552
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,880
15 minutes.

553
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,880
And another thing.

554
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,880
That actually goes back.

555
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:17,880
You started this.

556
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:18,880
That actually goes.

557
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,880
It was going to be a five second.

558
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:28,880
Like, like which which episode did you just describe was that season three episode five or no, that's like all of them.

559
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:32,880
But what's funny though, too, is these never work out.

560
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:33,880
It's full alert.

561
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,880
Yeah, I have not seen one.

562
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,880
I don't think where it's worked out this way.

563
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,880
They don't do a reunion show or anything.

564
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:48,880
So, like, going on a date based on physical attraction is probably not your best idea anyone has ever had because unless you're a swinger doesn't work out.

565
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,880
Well, yeah, because you're not trying to marry this person or date this person.

566
00:40:51,880 --> 00:41:06,880
But what I was going to say is that on other podcasts I've listened to, they have talked about the fact that like at these resorts and things you go to where everyone's kind of just naked and not like nobody's worried about who has the Chanel.

567
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,880
What, you know, yeah, everybody's.

568
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:12,880
Everyone's kind of even, you know, you start off on the same level.

569
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:13,880
You don't know.

570
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:21,880
Like, we go to a place when the guy who's like the fucking craziest with literal of his goddamn body, he's a freaking surgeon.

571
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:29,880
And it's like, and the person he's with is his girlfriend and his wife doesn't like to do this with stuff with him.

572
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,880
So she's home in their probably fucking million dollar mansion.

573
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:40,880
He's at a club with glitter and ice sparkles and a fucking speedo dancing around with a fucking lay, you know, it's like you just never know.

574
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:44,880
And I'm like, this guy's going to give me surgery like what?

575
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,880
Like, I hope the drugs were off.

576
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,880
It's just a while.

577
00:41:49,880 --> 00:42:01,880
Like, but that's kind of, I think the point of the show is like stripped down and but then it is interesting to see like what people's style is when they do dress up into or when they do get into their clothes.

578
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,880
They have absolutely nothing to say to each other.

579
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:05,880
Yeah, but like that part.

580
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:14,880
But yeah, but it's just like, I'm like, well, I wouldn't have pictured that person in that clothing or wow, they looked better naked or wow, they look better clothes or like, but I don't know.

581
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:25,880
It's but it is interesting because I have heard that whole thing that it kind of puts everybody on the same playing field when you're just like, you don't know what they you don't know what they drive.

582
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:26,880
You don't know what house they're in.

583
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,880
You don't know what clothes they wear.

584
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,880
You don't know what how much money they make.

585
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,880
I don't know what they do for, you know what I mean?

586
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:36,880
Like, it just it's just about like vibes.

587
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:41,880
And I got real hippie on us right now.

588
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,880
He most certainly did.

589
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,880
So here we are.

590
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,880
All of that.

591
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,880
And go watch the show.

592
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:55,880
What my main point was was apparently now it's officially streaming.

593
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,880
Oh yeah, we had to get to that.

594
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:04,880
So we just ordered Max because we've watched a lot of these episodes, but it's it's hard to track them down.

595
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:11,880
Like I'll find, you know, season five episode three and I'll find 25 minutes of it and then it's gone.

596
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:12,880
Yeah.

597
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:19,880
And we'll get like pixelated or the yeah, super pixelated, you know, standard definition and I start digging on that.

598
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:25,880
I find another 15 minutes, but this is like the full HD six seasons, I believe.

599
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,880
And I believe they're still filming.

600
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,880
I think it's a current show in the UK.

601
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:30,880
Yeah.

602
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,880
So yeah, now you can get on HBO Max.

603
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,880
How do you get contestants for that?

604
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:41,880
How like who's like, I mean, I guess the UK is different, but they could probably walk into a bar.

605
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,880
You're like, who's like, who's got good Bonta?

606
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:51,880
Like, I will get naked on a show and let people criticize my body like, sign me up.

607
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:56,880
Yeah, I'm like, no, thank you, like the station about my body and you're dead to me.

608
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,880
It's getting me.

609
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:04,880
So yeah, so that's we're going to go downstairs now and watch a little bit of that before we turn in for the night.

610
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:09,880
So anyways, we want to thank you guys for bearing with us through this podcast.

611
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:10,880
I know.

612
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:11,880
It's great.

613
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,880
What is your what is people's ages?

614
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:14,880
That is the question.

615
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:15,880
What is people eight?

616
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:20,880
Yeah, what is the age of what everyone who's listening should just think what is my age?

617
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,880
What is your age?

618
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,880
What's my age again?

619
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:36,880
So when enjoying the sweet side of life, keep your pineapples upside down, believe in unicorns and keep shaking it up.

620
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:37,880
Love you, baby.

621
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,880
I love you.

622
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,880
Ridiculous.

623
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:54,880
If you would like to get in contact with us, please email us at the sweet side of life podcast at outlook.com.

624
00:44:54,880 --> 00:45:13,880
Or you can always find us on any one of our socials that are listed in the podcast links.

