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You just ruined it for me. Welcome back. Oh, we still did it.
All your little noises before are on tape. I don't know what that was even about, but anyways.
We were singing Wild Thing. I said, let's do it. Oh, I'm not editing none of this out just so you know.
Anyways, welcome back. I feel like I need a red light to tell me we're active. I mean,
I'm pretty sure I said, hey, are you ready? Yeah, and I said, let's do it. And then I hit the button.
So we're doing it. We're doing it. All right, I apologize for all of that, but it's staining.
Why do we keep apologizing? Because you're not close enough to the microphone.
I'm sorry. Is that a little level bouncing? I know I was listening to some of the other ones
and I'm like, what did I say there? They could just assume what I said. Anyways, welcome back to
volume three of the Sweet Side of Life podcast. You didn't put it up. You said you were going to put it up.
There we go. Oh, geez. This is starting off for the bank. You did, yes. Thank you.
But anyways, I kind of feel like I want to start over and delete this entire thing.
Oh boy. Anyway, I'm crying. Same. Our audience is crying as well, but for different reasons.
All right. So we, should we cheers? Yes, we need to do something.
Cheers. All right guys. So as we say before, we are a have fun drinking show and just like the
other two, we do have a drink with us tonight. So we're going to do a quick cheers. Cheers.
And tonight we are drinking two different drinks.
I am having a, it's called a Malibu Bay Breeze and it is a Malibu Coconut Rum,
the very strongest rum you can get on planet earth. 21%. That's right.
This little bit above white claw and then it's got pineapple juice and cranberry juice.
And what are you drinking over there young lady? I went whiskey. Whiskey. Whiskey. So I
literally had a like encounter, I guess. I don't know. I ran it. I ran it. So I'm sorry,
like that it is. I really just ran into the crown royal like rep at the grocery store the other day.
And I wouldn't call that an encounter. I know that's why I said it like, wait, that sounds way
like more than it actually is. It sounds much better than it actually is. I know that's what I
didn't say worse. I had an encounter. More. Like it could have been more. But it, he reminded me of
the salted caramel crown whiskey, which I have had on the bar and I like save it for specific
drinks because it's seasonal and some seasons you can get it in some seasons you can't or some years
you can get it some years you can't. So anyway, I had my drink is the caramel apple whiskey drink.
I don't know what it's called caramel apple cider. I don't know. Anyway, it's the caramel apple crown
with a salted caramel crown whiskey, the apple crown whiskey lemon juice and ginger ale. Yes,
but you used ginger beer. I did because I like it spicier. Yeah, I like the spicy. I like the less
sweet more spiciness of it. So do you like this drink? I do. That's my second one. Earlier I was
drinking crown royal royal royal. They're lemonade in the can, which is just slightly slightly below
your Malibu. It was 7% slightly below your Malibu liquor. 7% 21% it's pretty. But it was actually
pretty good too. That was actually pretty good. It's sweet but it's pretty good. Given you heartburn
you had to get to some real liquor. Yeah, it was the carbonation and the lemon. Anyway, I recommended
if you're a crown drinker the cans if you want something that you can just take to like the pool
or something of that nature and then the or the drink I just mentioned you can look it up. I think
it's called a salted caramel apple crown drink. What other information did you find out while you
were talking at your encounter? Oh, my encounter. Yeah, so crown is coming out with a chocolate.
We are not sponsored by crown. We are not. We should be though. I do have I did get a fanny pack from
that guy. But they're coming out with a chocolate crown. So I'm interested to find out about that
because I'm wondering if it's going to be like all there's are actual like whiskey base, not like
Bailey not like a Bailey's drink. So I'm kind of interested anyway. So we'll see when that comes
out. I'm thinking it's probably going to be a fall drink that they bring but they are going to bring
back their salted caramel he said this year too. I am not a whiskey guy. No, you're not. When you
were just talking I just hear blah blah. I know I have to talk whiskey with some other people and
usually not women. No, I know there's a lot of women that like whiskey. I just in general most
of my friends don't. So well speaking of whiskey, what we one of the things we said in the first
episode is that we were going to feature a podcast at the end of every episode. And we kind of ended
the last episode kind of abrupt because I was getting like a lot of texts and I was getting very
distracted. So we just kind of ended it just before it was going into a sexy story. However,
I'm going to go ahead and just throw out a podcast right now called casual swingers. And
they have been around for quite a while and every episode or every yeah every episode they have a
feature called whiskey of the month. Oh. Because they are huge whiskey drinkers. There we go.
So they have this great feature where I think it's like they feature whiskey that's under either 40
or 50 dollars. They don't want to get into the super high-end ones but they kind of do under
40 or 50 and they throw out some great recommendations. So if you guys are looking for something like
that, check it out. Casual swingers. You can find them on iTunes and Spotify and all those other
places you can find. And at the end of this episode, I'm actually going to throw a second bonus
podcast that I recommend. We're going to run out of podcasts before our podcast is over. Well,
hopefully. Hopefully our podcast doesn't end at three episodes. I have so many recommendations.
Honestly, we'll just keep talking even if nobody's listening. That's fine. Let's just go. So what's
funny is as of the record in this third volume, this third episode, we still have not gone public.
I have yet to upload anything because I'm lazy and I just I just haven't done it yet. And you know
what? It's probably better. We have like three episodes. We'll throw them all up online and then
you can kind of just dive in. You're going to throw all three. I think you should put our first two,
which you've already like, I guess we'll call it edited. I mean, honestly, people, we didn't really
edit either, either of the episodes, any of the episodes. And I think that's on purpose. Like we
want to be well when I say scripted. When I say edit, all I simply do is I, you know, take out any
super weird noises. I add the music, the outros, and just any mistakes we might have made. Like if
we say something that we don't want to go out. But ultimately, that's a very little because
yeah, we'd like she said we don't have scripts, which is good or bad depending on how you look at it.
Because I do tend to ramble. But yeah, that's pretty much it. So.
So I think you should put out the first two, and then you can edit, you know, do a little bit of
editing or whatever, whatever might be needed for this one. And then in a couple weeks, put out this
one by that time, hopefully we have another one so then we can stay on like a roll. Because I feel
like if you put all three out, we're not going to have anything. How about I put half of the first
one? Oh my god, I hate you. No, it's not a good idea. I can split them. We'll do volume one and volume
two of a 30 minute episode. It's like 15 minutes. And you know what? That's not good. So speaking of
that, we've, we've never really discussed what our plan is as far as how, how often are we thinking?
Are we going to release? Is this like a, I don't know, I like it's definitely not a daily. No,
I can't do daily. It's too much stress. It's exhausting. We do have actual jobs. Unfortunately.
But even if we didn't, yeah, this is a lot. Plus we were not that exciting. No, we're really not.
We had to really look at each other today and be like, do we have anything to say? And we didn't,
but we still got on here. No, we, we were watching our TV shows and we were just like, you know what?
We just got to do this. Got to turn on the microphones. Give a little test one, two. Speaking
of TV shows. Oh, here she goes. So one thing we kind of talked about, um, discussing is we are,
and you never used to be, but now it's like, well, if I'm going to watch Hot Girls, I can,
let's do it. Let me do, I'm fine with it. So we watched together like the dating ish kind of
like all the people in bathing suits, just, I don't know how to call it like that. Just the
shows that are like the crap reality shows. Yeah. The crap reality shows where everybody's,
someone's trying to date somebody or maybe they're all trying to date or whatever, but
love Island. Yeah. So tonight we were watching this show and initially we got really excited
because when we first saw it on like the preview or whatever, we thought it was going to be like a
polyamory, like everybody dating everybody, like everybody's bye. Well, it was called love all ways.
And yeah, the, like she said, the trailers kind of look like everybody was just into everybody
and we're just kind of, we're like, whatever, that's cool. That's great. But then we started watching it.
Yeah. And it's a bunch of like 19 year olds. We're watching like these people are really young.
And yeah, it's 18, 19, 20. I think 20 is the max. I literally don't think anybody on that
show can drink. No, the highest person was 20. Yeah. And it's not what we thought it was. It's a girl
who's bi who brought in a group of guys and a group of girls to figure out which one she wants to date.
I think most of the girls are bi. There's only a few like lesbians and even the lesbians said they're
only 90%. So they're bi. And then the guys, there was only one guy that was bi and the rest were straight.
And the guy that was bi, he seemed more gay than bi to me. So I mean, he seemed like
And he already got kicked off the show. Well, don't spoil it for them. Spoiler alert.
You're supposed to say that first. Spoiler alert. You shouldn't be watching this.
I wouldn't watch it. It's like, it's not what we thought it was. We only watched it because we've
literally burned out all our other TV shows. Yeah. Like all the, and we have watched it today.
We literally, we were, we were setting up the fantasy football league that we're
We're engaging in. We have an LS, LS fantasy football league. So we were half on our phones
doing that and half watching the 19 year old Dayton show. Yeah. Which is very awkward.
Very awkward. They're like, there's drama, but none of it involves alcohol. So it's very boring
drama. Yeah. It's sus. Just kidding. It's so sus. No cap, man. No cap, bro.
We're starting to learn how to speak now. So anyway. Anyway, so we started an LS
fantasy football league. So we were trying to figure out like,
well, we had a name for it, but apparently the powers that be that, you know, run the fantasy
football like, like ESPN and Yahoo and all those didn't want to let us use words. I mean,
which is weird because they aren't. So the name of our team is penetration. The name of the league.
The league is penetration in the backfield, right? Yeah. And that's a commonly used term.
It's like, I've literally sat through games and been like, I'm going to take a shot every
time they say that. It's literally a drinking game. It is. Someone talks about penetration
in the backfield by a tight end and you're just like, what? And you're drunk by half time.
Yeah. But apparently you cannot use the word penetration on as a team name. They won't allow
it. So we had to spell it wrong. We found a loophole. Yep. And what was your name? What were
you trying to be? Show me your TDS. And they wouldn't allow that. But as long as you took out your.
So it's show me TDS, which is so silly. I know. So it is. So I'm just going to teach everybody
who's listening lingo. And also if you're listening and you are younger than us, we are going to very
incorrectly use your lingo. So yes, you can write us in at the sweet side of live podcast at
outlook.com and let us know how sus we are. No cap. On God. On God. That's a term too.
Yeah. I missed that one. I missed it. Anyways, so we're not, we're not like old,
but we're definitely out of the old to be out of that. That's that lingo. We're more like tubular
bra. That's you. We're from SoCal. So we're all like, yeah, totally bro. Tubular. No,
no. You sound like the turtle from fighting. Oh man, it's tubular. Anyways, okay, so what's
going on? I digress. That's a huge digression. We have digressed. We are now 16 minutes into an
episode and we still have not touched on anything. We said a whole lot of stuff. It's all sus. But
anyways, let's just go ahead and end the show right now. I think we're good. I think we're good.
Anyways, so yeah, so last volume three, last no, volume two episode we left off. Episode two.
It's not volumes. You have to have like, I've been saying, I've been saying volume. Welcome back to
volume three. You're right though. It volumes is like a collection of episodes. Yeah, a collection.
You know, most podcasts use the term season. Okay. So we're season one episode three.
Yeah, like a TV show. Yes. Yeah. And then typically in a season, there's a major character
progressions and maybe we'll maybe we'll get structured.
Right. No, no, no, definitely no. Okay. I mean, maybe. Fair enough. Fair enough.
We'll have to speaking of seasons though. Speaking of seasons. This has been, we're in summer.
And we have like, I feel like our calendar is starting to slow a bit. But we have been recently
like double things on the weekend back to back. Like just there's so much going on. I mean,
I feel like they say summer is winter season, right? Isn't there a saying about that or people
discuss that? Because you know, I feel that's valid. Yes, I do believe so. I think that is a thing,
especially here on the West Coast, because you know, the pools are yeah, I mean, we've been at
a pool party the last the last three weeks. The last three weeks of the last month has been a pool
party every every Saturday, typically. Every weekend. We basically had a party. It's been a
very busy season. And this coming weekend, we're actually just gonna go free. We're not free.
We're going on a old fashioned couples date, couples date, which we'll definitely get into
something. I'm sure of it. It's like, I feel like with us, it always happens with least expected.
Like we do all these parties, we go not do, we go to all these parties. And it's not that like we
don't play or anything we do. But I just feel like sometimes like the craziest stuff we do. And
maybe that's why it's crazy because it's like, we don't expect it. It's just you and I and then
all of a sudden like, Oh, we're doing Sunday at church. Yeah. Sunday at church is the craziest
time. No, we're doing XYZ and we're doing XYZ and it's like, who's XYZ? That's what that's what
Saturday you just told us we were doing XYZ. Yeah, well, that's what Saturday has to say. Got it.
So yeah, Mr X, Mrs Y and Mrs Z. Say that one more time. Mr X and who was the Y?
Mrs Y and Mrs Z. Okay, as long as the numbers are correct. You're like, Mr X, Mr Y and Mr Z.
All men. Anyway, so yeah, we have just an old fashioned couples date. Going out to some of our
favorite places. bars and getting some cocktails. But the past weekends, we've had like,
literally so many pull parties and it's crazy. I don't know if every, it's weird because I
have listened to some podcasts and it's interesting to like, hear kind of what goes on
elsewhere. And I don't know if it's the same like, do other places in the country
have pool parties every weekend like we do here? And this is not pool parties at like a
venue like a resort because obviously we could hit up a resort here every weekend, Monday,
like 365 days a year. Yes. But this is like people we know having pool parties.
No, I think living in Southern California, we are definitely lucky in that sense as to the
amount of things that that is available to us. Because you know, with all the podcasts I do
listen to, you know, a lot of them are like, you know, they hit one event a month and they
had to drive two hours to get there. Yeah. You know, being here, obviously, a lot of the
podcasts I listen to are in Florida. There's a lot going on in Florida. There's a lot going on
in Florida. There's a couple of a couple of the cities or the counties that are very, you know,
LS friendly. And they have some really great resorts. We haven't been there personally,
but I do hear a lot about a few of them. And I definitely would love to visit some of them at
some point. But it's just it's Florida. That's very hot. And you know, if you Google Florida man,
you know, the options are just crazy what goes on down there. And I'm from there. So I can speak
about that. Yeah. Anywho, there's definitely like if you open up our, you know, our social medias.
Cassidy is a really big one down here or over here in Southern California. I know a lot of the
different social media websites are, they're very regional, like there's, you know, all kinds of
other places, but Cassidy seems to be the probably the biggest one out in this area, as far as I know.
And you can just look up a weekend and you just have dates and dates and dates and all kinds of
parties that are, you know, you could have, look up a random Saturday and you could have like, you
know, 12 to 15 parties you could go to within 45 minutes of where you live. So there's definitely
a lot going on this summer. And this summer is as opposed to like last summer, we were definitely in
the LS, but we weren't like, as openly looking for stuff. But this year, it's been like now, you know,
we're kind of like, we know more. We have a group of friends this year. We have a great group of friends.
And we, you know, we're a little community and, you know, we've gotten all the invites and,
yeah, it's been, it's been a fun summer so far. So yeah, I think the biggest thing is that we could
have gone to anything the previous summers, but it is kind of like intimidating to just roll up to
a place you don't know anybody. And there is a lot of people who are like, Oh, if you go here,
like it's very clicky. And I mean, I'm with the group of friends we have, I would never want
any like a new person to ever feel that way, like that we're clicky, but I thought you were going
to say, I would never want a new person to come in. I'm like, wait, what? No, of course, I want new
people to come in. And that's why I don't want them to feel like it's clicky. So yes, I know you
and I try to do our best to include people almost to a fault sometimes. Oh, I know. I know I've made
very a lot of people uncomfortable because I'll, I'll see like a couple and they're just like
sitting in the chair, you know, and they, they have like a petrified look on their face and
I'll just go up and start talking to them. And it either goes one or two ways either a they
loosen up and they say, Hey, you know, thanks for bringing us in or they get more petrified.
Yeah. And they just shrink more into their chairs, but it's more the first option.
Yeah. No, I think they appreciate it.
I bet her. Because I'm an introvert. So for me to do that, that's a lot of like inside the self
doubt dialogue. But you go to you go into entertainer mode, I feel like. Okay, well,
let's get down to the nitty gritty. We're going to talk about our football league. Yeah. Okay.
Our nitty gritty football league. No, I know we stopped last time at the part of our story.
What? 25 minutes. That's what I'm saying. You're like, what are we going to talk about? I'm like,
babe, we just ramble like this. I mean, our, the rest of our stories is not like it's going to be a
45 minute story. No, I don't think it's going to be a 45 minute story. So buckle up because it might.
No, but okay. So last we discussed, we're going to, you know, move into we're NFA,
like just to do a quick recap. What is FA? We were NFA, which is freedom makers. It's a club.
We met a couple. We, she is bisexual and we, her and I were on the stripper pole. We did a little
diddy for you guys and then did a little dance. Make a little love. And then we down the night.
And then we basically grabbed you guys or ran off to the back rooms, which are play rooms. We
spotted you had set a corner in the last one, but it really wasn't. It wasn't a corner. It was
totally a corner. It was like, we literally had a search for it though, because there were so many
people already playing back there. So it was like the edge of a bed of like a corner of a side upstairs,
like in a group setting. It wasn't, it was very open, but it was upstairs. So it wasn't, I guess,
that, but there was already people playing like, Oh yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't a curtain. It wasn't
an individual room. It was, that's what I'm saying, because I think a lot of these places, like there,
it's a lot of individual spaces maybe, but this was not, it was an open, very open space.
This, this particular place, the way it was designed, it was like an adult playground.
It had levels upon levels and stairs and huge beds and small rooms. I like to describe it like,
it reminds me of like, you know, those like, we've never owned cats, but like, you know, those like,
I've owned cats. Well, you, I said we like, you and I together, like I personally have never owned
cats. So like those little scratching, yes, where they have like little cubbies and like,
like they have the top and then they have the cubby and then they have like a side thing. And
then it's like, you know, it's like, but it's like a huge one of those. So there's like all the
different spaces. And then they have like a mirrored room and a dorm room and they had like a
St. Andrew's Cross and they had, it's so sad talking about this room. I know this place in the past
tense. We've been to some other places and they're cool. They'll have a room here, a room there,
but this was literally like an adult Disneyland. Yeah. Like you had the whole dance floor, the bar,
and you go into the back and it was like a whole, whole separate like experience. Yeah. They used
to have a jacuzzi and well, at one time they had a jacuzzi inside. Then it became a dance floor.
That's how long ago is that we went. If anyone's listening to this, who knows about the jacuzzi
at? Runa Makers? Oh yeah, we were there. Yeah, we were probably the reason that jacuzzi got drained.
I definitely was not the reason. And they put a pool table on top of it and then it changed
into a Latin dance room. Yeah. Then yeah, they had a lot of different things. Anyways, anyway,
we digress again. Anyway, so it was the space we had and there were little cubbies. They were a
little more, they were more private. And previously when we had been there, that's where we had,
you and I had played. Like we would go into a little cubby, put up a towel, and for the most
part, people respected the towel. You had a few, I'm guessing single men, even though they weren't
supposed to be back there, kind of trying to creep in and you'd be like, uh-uh-uh.
But anyway, this time there was- I'm going to stop you really quick. One of my favorite things about
the FAA back in the day is it was a obviously an on-premise play club and it was open till 6am.
So you could literally treat this place as a hotel. Yeah. So if you were lucky enough to get
one of these little private, like two people rooms with the towel, you could do your thing and go to
sleep. Which we did. Many times. Many times. And at 6am, this the keeper of the place, the janitor,
I don't know, he would come along and tickle your feet to wake you up. And I'm taller. He never
tickled my feet. I'm taller, like so my feet would kind of always hang out with the smaller
puppies. Which is why he tickled yours. Till this day, I remember just like being, you know,
in a deep sleep and just having some guy tickle your feet and you're like, whoa!
And then you had to get up and go home. So it's just- Yeah. I'm literally the break-a-dun. Yes,
I miss those days. But you're so more sober, so it worked out. Exactly. You gave you a place to
play and sober up and you didn't have to get a hotel room. Yeah. Anyway, so. Anyway. Take it away.
That wasn't where we were. We were in like, and it wasn't, we were upstairs. And when I say upstairs,
it's hard to explain this if you haven't been there. It wasn't like two-story. Yeah, it wasn't
like upstairs, like you go to a second floor of your house. It was like if you're in a tree house
and you like climb the ladder and got to like the second level of a tree house, like that's
really the upstairs. Like you're all in the same room, but there were different levels and like
hallways and things. It was like the most- a tree house is probably the best way to start. Like the
most extreme like tree house you could think of. I don't know. Because we were still in the-
most fun tree house. Yeah, exactly. We were in the same space as people down below us and it
wasn't like we went upstairs like you're going into a two-story house. It was like you're climbing
a ladder to get to the top of the tree house, essentially. So- This place used to be a school
house. It was a school house. And it was a church at one point too. Was it? I believe so. And now it's a-
I think we talked about now it's an Amazon. Yeah, now it's an Amazon distributing like place, whatever.
It's lame. Anyway, so we're- we went up to the top because like there's a whole lot of everything
going on everywhere. So we found a little space that we could go. So we go there. I believe what-
this is how I picture it and then you can tell how you think of it. So I pictured what happened is
we get there, basically she like- she lays me down and starts going like eating me out, going down
on me. And then- And then he laid me down. No. And then you were like basically like I have to go get
like our bag of stuff. Like we had a backpack with like vibrators and lube and things in it that you
were like I need to go get this because- It was in the locker. Because basically what you know how
we had basically pulled you guys up there. There wasn't really time to be like wait we're doing this,
we're going somewhere, this is like it happened all so fast that nobody grabbed anything. Yeah,
there's no no warning whatsoever. Yeah, so you went down to go get stuff and then he was like-
So she was eating me out and then he- and you left during that point and then he was like
would he mind- No. Okay. Okay. You're right about all of that. The time you're thinking was that I
went to the restroom. Okay. Different time. Okay, so then I think I went down on her then after that.
What I remember is she was going down on you and he was kissing you. Okay. And you were kind of playing
with with his penis. You can say penis. Dick. Dick. You can say dick. Calk. Okay. You could say cock.
And you were kind of doing that and then I was kind of like fingering her from behind
while she was going down on you. Okay. That makes more sense. Yeah, that was happening for a while.
Yeah. And then- You probably have a better recollection of some of this. I really don't.
I don't. Like I remember bits and pieces. I remember certain activities. Yeah. I don't remember the
exact slow bit. This was a long time ago. I was really nervous. Yeah. We all were. I mean this is the
first time. So this is the first time we played with another couple. At all. At all. Kissing.
Anything. Like anything. And we just dove right in apparently. Yeah. Somebody dove in. And yeah.
So that was happening for a while. And then I was- I think I was eating her out a little bit from
behind. And that was different. I was like, okay. Like wow, this is someone else. Yeah. And I was
just like, I was having a good time. And but then the weird thing for me was not necessarily
seeing you like kiss or somebody thing or somebody else. But it was like he was talking like and
saying nice things to you. Yeah. And you were smiling and giggling and laughing. Yeah. And that
that threw me. Right. Like it wasn't the physical act of what you were doing or what was being done
to you. It just it was like I saw that he was making you laugh. Yeah. He was making you smile.
Yeah. And it didn't throw me. It didn't make me like throw my hands up and walk out. No. It wasn't.
It was just like, okay, that's odd. And I remember I was smiling because of the moment and I was
trying to not be super awkward. But I know I was smiling like the Joker. Well, it was dark. Nobody
could see you. Thank God. Because I know I had this weird grin on my face and like it was like a
I was trying to smile to show I was having a good time because I was. But it was very like like I
felt Joker-ish. I'm like, this is just really weird. Yeah. This is really weird. I can't do this. Yeah.
Yeah. And then yeah. And like you guys are kind of doing it for a while. Yeah. He was I mean he was
very complimentary. Yeah. And I remember you said you really liked that. I did. That makes sense.
Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean, anyone tells you you're beautiful, you're hot, like you turn them on,
you're sexy. I'll pay your mortgage. All those things like and I don't even it was I mean the
giggling was probably like obviously like uncomfortable, slightly uncomfortable, you know. But also it
was, you know, it was I mean, part of this is like, you tell me those things. But I mean, we've been
together so long, I'm like, well, I would assume you would think those things about me. And not
that they don't mean less. It's just interesting to hear it from somebody else. And I know you
know that too, because you know, when women compliment you or whatever, I know you feel
like, okay. Yeah, women say they love my breasts. No, it's there's definitely something to it outside
validation. Yeah. And that's a very common theme across, you know, a lot of couples is like you
said they you can hear it all day long from your partner. But to hear it from someone else, it's
different. Yeah, it's not it's not better or worse. It's just different. It adds it's it's more of a
validation. Yeah. And I've gotten I've gotten to the point now, obviously, where I hear it. And I
now I'm just like, Oh, she's having fun. Yeah. And that's good. Because if you're not having fun,
then why are you doing it? Right. But yeah, that first time was I'm like, well, someone else is
making her laugh. Yeah, someone else is making her smile. And it was a little weird, of course,
coming from a, you know, a machoism standpoint and all that stuff. But at that point, after we
were doing that for a while is when I went to the restroom, right? So you went to the bathroom after
we got the bag, I got the bag and all that stuff. But then I went to the restroom, right? And then
he was like, do you think he would mind if I went down on you? And at this point, we hadn't really
discussed a ton of like boundaries other than we're not full swap at that point. And you know what
that was really, we just knew we're gonna have sex. Yeah, we knew we were gonna have sex with
somebody else. And then we had discussed our safe horn, which is so generic in hindsight.
But anyway, which I'm going to say later, because I literally screamed it.
It's full alert. Anyway, so we kind of like, but other than that, we really didn't discuss like,
oh, if I leave, then don't like now, now you can now it's same room, you know, same room. But
in the same token, our boundaries now are not really even same room. No, it's just don't take
somebody to a private room alone. Like, as long as you're in the public eye, if I'm not like there,
and same with me, if I as long as I'm in like a public space, same house, no, because, but like,
we've kind of just been like, as long as they're not in like, as long as it's not like, let me go
have a private like fuck session with somebody. Now, I think I think a lot of what I have, we've
said is, um, definitely if we're going to get to the point where we're having sex with someone else,
we need to have that together. Yeah, in the same room. Yeah. As far as like oral and stuff like
that, it's happened in other rooms. Yeah. And that's, that's, it's just kind of, this is the natural
flow of things. Yeah. But at this time, like she said, we hadn't even like, that wasn't even like
a possibility. We've done nothing. Like we didn't even think that was the thing. Like, I honestly,
we didn't even think we were going to do anything that night. No. So we really didn't prepare you
to, I was wearing three condoms the entire night. It was really weird to put them on because I had
to hold them on with a rubber band. I was ready to go. Cockereg wouldn't even hold them on. I was
walking in like, okay, here we go. Um, anyway, so I said, I go, no, I think it's fine. So then you
came back and he was going down on me and I think I was making out with her. What's the situation?
And I'm assuming that probably threw you for a minute. A little bit. It was just kind of like,
again, like, whoa. I mean, at that point, there were so many curveballs being thrown. I'm like,
oh, what's another, you know? Yeah. And again, nothing, nothing made me angry. It was just,
it was like, okay. Yeah. Here we are. This is the, this is the, you know, the,
what we chose to put ourselves into. Right. So then we kind of paired off a little bit, I feel like.
And she was with you. And I was,
No, there was another point. He laid back down and you actually made him come with a hand job.
Did I? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. So I, after that, he went back to your head and I went back to kind of
playing with her from behind. And then he, you were jerking him off. And he was like, oh, I'm
gonna go. And then, and he came all of his hand and he was done. He kind of checked out. Yeah. And
then that's when he got up on the side of the bed. Yeah. And then the attention turned to me with you
too. Yeah. But for a little bit, it was separate slightly. A little bit. Yeah. A little bit. So
then, yeah. So then the tension. So then he came obviously. And then I don't remember that, but
good job me. Good hand job me. Go you. Go hand job me. That is actually pretty crazy though,
that our first time playing with someone. You got him to come. I guess. Yeah. He said he was a
professional. He rolled in like, this is what I do. This is what I do in the first five minutes of
an encounter. No. So I can't blame him. So then she, I do remember this. So then she was like
giving you a head and then she's like, come in here and like give him head too. So then we gave
you a double blow job, which I know is on your bucket list of like things to do. My bucket list
of things to do and things to continue to do. Yeah, exactly. At some point, you've gotten a triple.
I did. But there was only two of us this night. So you got, well, there was three, but he was out
of commission. Like God, so he was just kind of watching at that point. And he was still playing
with himself. And I mean, I guess just because he was maybe trying to get back in the game,
like see his recovery time. But yeah, so she, so her and I gave you a double blow job,
which how is that? It was fantastic from what I recall. We are talking, this is a couple years
ago. This was many years ago. So this was 2019. October of 2019. So four years ago. Yes, it was
a really good time. I was still just kind of in a state of shock. Yeah. I was waiting for somebody
to come in and pinch me. And yeah, that was a really good time. And there was also some
double make out sessions going on there. Yeah. And then I recall, again, we kind of paired off,
like I was laying on the bed and there was like a, like a two foot section between like a fence
railing and the edge of the bed. I was fully on the bed and she, she kind of climbed on top of me.
And you kind of backed over, sitting on the side of the bed. And you started giving him head.
Yeah. And she was sitting on top of me or not sitting on top of me. Like, you know, I was on
the bottom and we were making out a lot and she kind of playing like my, my, my dick. I was like
trying to censor myself for a second. And then I'm an ask I, so I remember I was looking over at you
and is there anything else you're thinking of? Or okay. You were, you were like going and giving
him head and trying to get him going again. And I remember looking out of the corner of my eye and
seeing this and I'm like, this is hot, but this is also like very weird. Like, it was just like,
I don't know, is this right? Is this wrong? You know, and it was just, it was very weird. It's
very hot. I was having a great time. And I remember I reached down and I was grabbing her butt and I
was kind of pulling on it and you know, it was getting pretty crazy. And then all of a sudden
I'm sitting there and then I see, I see her, I see Emily's head pop up over my, my top left
shoulder screaming pineapple pineapple. So what had happened was what happened? What had happened was
um, yes, that did happen. But so from my perspective, what had happened was so I was really quick.
Pineapple is actually the safe word that we chose, which is like so, but at that time we had no idea
what it actually means. Yeah. I just, I've always liked pineapple and it seemed obscure enough.
Like who the hell would yell pineapple? Yeah. Or who would use that word in an everyday little
did we know? Or the biggest idiot, swinger idiots of the world. Little did we freaking know that
it's like the, you know, national like logo. Yeah. No, what had, what had happened was so
like he said, he had come. So I was just trying to get him, you know, going again. And I don't even
know if I knew he had come actually to be honest with you. I think at the time you did. Okay.
Maybe I did because you acknowledged it. Okay. Just right now it's, it's obviously. Yeah.
Yeah. So he had come obviously and I was trying to get him going because you guys had kind of like
paired off a bit. So I was kind of like, not, I could have participated obviously, but it was
kind of like getting to the point where I'm like, well, I could go either way, you know, I saw him
just sitting over there like by himself essentially. And I was feeling a little bit like, well, he's
been left out of the game for a minute. Like we've been focusing on, you did what you're supposed
to do. I was thinking we've been focusing on your team player. And, and so I'm, yeah. So I went over
there to get him going again. And he wasn't. So he was just kind of still whispering in my ear
talking to me like, you know, I don't know, probably rubbing my boobs or something. And
and then because you were grabbing her ass and like she was essentially writing you, but she had,
I think she had panties on, but she was essentially writing you and he, he asked me, he goes,
are you okay with this? And I, and for a minute I was like, am I, but in my head, like it visually
kind of looked like you guys were fucking. So even though I basically knew you weren't, but it's still
like just everything that was happening, the deep make out with the, the thrusting and all that was
just very much in my head, like looking like you guys were fucking. So when he, at first I was fine.
And then when he said, are you okay with this? And I was like, I checked in with myself essentially,
which I hadn't done all night. I was just kind of going with the flow, going with whatever happened,
you know, it is what to Tiz type of vibe and we'll figure it out later. But then when he
like basically asked me that question, I checked in with myself and I'm like, I'm actually not
okay with this. Like this looks very much like a fucking session and very intimate and not what
I'm here for. So I like, this isn't just, this doesn't look superficial anymore. It looks a little
bit deeper than that. So that's where I like, and then I remembered we had a word and I was like,
I just started screaming it essentially. I mean, I don't know if I was as loud as I think I was,
but you, you were loud. Like it was definitely a, and I know I had panic in my boy. I got everybody's
attention because I remember the girl, she looked at me and she, her eyes went like wide,
like she saw the ghost and then she goes, what's happening right now? I go, um,
I think we're done. Yeah, I think we're done. I think you said that. I think you said, I think
we're done. Yeah, I think we're done. We need to stop and then we got up and we exchanged numbers
and pleasantries and it was, it was cool. Like it, like it halted abruptly, but it wasn't
super weird in a sense of like, we kind of, I think they understood. Yeah, we, like we regained
our composure. Yeah. And like I said, he checked in with me. So I think partially he might have been
not okay with it either. Maybe. And he just didn't want to call it because I don't know why he would
have asked me that question if either, either my face said more than I thought it did, which is
unusual for me because my face doesn't usually say a lot. Actually, I've, I've actually done what he
has done with other women. Yeah. That exact kind of like, are you okay with this? So it could have
been, he was just checking in. Yeah. And he, I think we discussed the fact that we were kind of new
and. Yeah. So whatever it was, he decided to check in with me and, um, yeah, what I had to say was
not probably what, what you wanted to hear. But, um, you know, it was, it was fine. Like, I was good
with stopping there. The only thing that, that bothered me that night was while neither one of
us did anything wrong, you shut down and shut me out. Yeah. Like I did something wrong. Yeah. So
like after they left that area, you and I stayed up there and I was still like, I'm like, okay,
I'm here with you. And I was kind of rubbing on you. I'm like, like, let's have our moment now.
You know, let's reconnect here and you weren't having it. You were like, you were like, I,
you were just pissed. Like I did something wrong. And I'm like, I understand. But you know, we didn't
break rules. You know, you're, you're having them and then like we got up, went to the bar to retrieve
our stuff and you were just, you were just kind of shut me out. And I was like, what the hell? You
know, and you know, it's looking back. It's understandable because you had a moment and you,
but yeah, I, that's not how I need. Right. Like I need to be like, all right, we're good. We can
talk about this. We can figure it out, but I don't like to be shut out. Right. And that's what
happened. And I was like, that was like, it was, it went from like a super high, super fun. And
then just, yeah. Right. I mean, but that's, we all process things differently and I need my space.
For a first, for a first time, I mean, it, it went pretty well. Yeah. And this, you know,
and, uh, yeah, I think we would have probably seen them again if, um, because this was the end of
2019 and obviously the beginning of 2020, we know it happened. So I think, um, and obviously
like between October and March of 2020, October 19 and March of 2020, I mean, there's Thanksgiving
and Christmas and, you know, and we, we, yeah, we, we weren't quite ready to jump right back in.
Yeah. We had a process. We like, all right. So we did this. Do we want to do this? Yeah.
And, uh, yeah, I mean it, it took some time. So I think if 2020 hadn't happened, we probably
would have seen them again. Probably. Um, because I mean they said they went there a lot and we
would have been back, I think obviously sooner than we, we never went back, right? Cause it closed
and we would have been back. I don't think, and yeah, and then an FA would not have closed. Yeah.
In 2021, right. They did close, you know, here within the last year because the, the owner died
and the wife didn't want to continue and, you know, no, I think the wife was already gone,
right? It was the kids. Was it the kids? I thought it was the wife didn't want to continue.
I think it's the kids didn't want to continue. I don't know. Anyway, anyway, so someone didn't
want to continue. But anyway, so I think we would have seen them again and probably would have
figured it out. But regardless, I mean, it was fun. Yeah. Everything happens for a reason. Right.
And I, we still have our, their phone numbers in our phone. I'm pretty sure. Like, hey, what up?
Cause I mean, I had the same phone number in pineapple. I'm the same phone number in phone
from like, ever ago. Right. What's funny is that this is a small community in general,
but it is a lot of people, but I always just feel like I'm like, we're going to run across.
We always meet people who've been to FA. Yeah. You know, the thing, the thing, um,
it's, it's, it could potentially happen, but they weren't even married. No. So, but they did have kids.
Okay. Maybe. But the thing is, is, um, uh, some people like to play, like to only play, you know,
an hour or two from where they live. We don't do that necessarily. So a lot of our friends and a
lot of our parties we go to are like in our backyard and our same city. And where FA used to be was,
you know, a couple hours away and they were even further north than FA was. Oh, they were. Yeah.
So it's a, it's a three hour tour. Okay. So that, I mean, it could very well happen. We
would go to some of our venues like that we like to go to up north, but yeah, we may. I would,
I would recognize him maybe cause he did have a look as long as his hair was still long. Yes.
Yes. He, yeah. Um, her. Yeah. She was, I remember, she was cute, but she was average. Yeah. I don't,
I don't remember a whole lot about her. Um, I don't either. I honestly don't remember him
at the end. He had long hair, which was unusual for a guy. So that's why. So yeah. So that was our
first encounter. Our first encounter. And it was the guy. It was the crown royal rep at the store.
No. Um, so yeah, that was, that was our first time. It seems to long go from the beginning
when you said encounter. I'm like, I know we said the word encounter earlier,
but I can't remember what we were discussing until you just said the crown royal. We've been talking
now for an hour. All right. We got to wrap this up. I should probably divide this into five parts.
We should wrap this up. Wrap it up. I want to wrap it up. Tell your, tell your podcasts.
No, I'm not ready to wrap this up. Oh my gosh. Nobody wants to know. There's some things to edit out.
No, there's not a whole lot. But anyways, so they can listen to it on two times.
So anyways, that was our first encounter. So we got some more stories coming up and we'll see
where things go. For now though, I'm going to go ahead and throw out another podcast recommendation.
One of my favorite ones that I listen to right now is called room 77. And it's a couple that are in
Cancun, Mexico, I believe they're still there. And they used to be do some like specialized
massage at the RM resort and the Pearl Pearl resort. And then I think that fell apart.
But anyways, they're still doing their show. It's called room 77. You can find them on
Apple Spotify. And they actually have a YouTube channel and they also have a TikTok presence.
That's pretty funny. They're they're both very loud, charismatic and funny people and they're
they have a great show. And I actually have a strong feeling we're going to run across them
at some point because we do like to go to Cancun and they do like to visit Cancun because they
live there. So how do you visit somewhere you live? I don't know. That's one of those tourists in your
own town type of things. Exactly. But anyways, so we're going to conclude this episode. We'll be
back next time for volume five 67. It's not volume. We said it was going to be true. Episode
one season one episode four will be the next one volume. I want to buy this is in books. Okay,
then it's volume one chapter four. If we're going book analogy, the next one, the next one. Okay.
I'll think about it. Okay. But in the meantime, when enjoying the sweet side of life,
keep your pineapples upside down, believe in unicorns and keep shaking it up. Love you, baby.
Love you.
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