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Hamza bin Laden.
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Hamza bin Laden.
Oh man.
Okay.
Hamza bin Laden, like a flying on a fucking turd red, like rubbing his head.
Yeah.
Uh, he is one of the sons of Osama bin Laden, right?
How many are, so did you find out how many exist today?
Uh, I, there's like a lot, I think there's like like 19 sons or there's as many Bob Marley's,
you know, Bob Marley has as many kids as that.
I don't know if it says what fucking number he is in the fucking lineage in the bloodline
in the bloodline.
The real bloodline.
The big line.
Hamza is the tribal chief.
Oh man.
Um, anyways, yeah.
I don't know where he's at in the fucking like, you know, the line or the lineage, but anyway,
basically what he did and what he's done is he has essentially become the new like leader
of Al Qaeda and he's taken a much different approach to running Al Qaeda much different
than his father, right?
Where the whole point of Osama bin Laden's tenure was getting out there and taking credit
for shit, right?
That's one of the things that terrorist organizations basically over the last 30 or 40 years, like
that's been their move is to do some shit and they want everyone to know they did it,
right?
They want people to know they did it.
Well, that's how you get assholes like the CIA crawling up your ass and that's how you
get fucking predator drones shot right in your dick hole is by doing shit like that.
Being out there.
Hamza has, has allegedly taken a more covert approach to running Al Qaeda.
And so one of the things that he has done is he has gotten off of the taking credit
train.
You know, like people really don't even know that Al Qaeda still fucking exists, right?
And there's a reason for that.
Reason is, cause he's been saying, Hey, I'm building this little network where essentially
what he's doing is he's kind of doing like what the CIA does is he goes into a place
to like a region and he's like, Hey, you guys are like the terrorist organization or like
the government, whatever running this shit.
Hey, we want to make a deal to be like friendly, like, listen, we'll help you do stuff.
We'll get you equipment.
I'll get you guys like whatever, right?
Like you have a place, maybe we can go train people and you know, essentially in return,
we'll let you take all the credit for basically anything, for everything that we do.
So you've had Hezbollah, you've had Hamas, you've had all these multitudes of organizations
taking credit for a lot of actions that have been plotted and seemingly masterminded essentially
by Al Qaeda and the, and the heads of, you know, Hamza bin Laden and his homies, essentially
Hamza and the homies essentially.
And so the, the, where it starts kind of is with the attacks that happened in October
7th, right?
The, the ones that went into Israel that was fucking Hamas, they, they went in a lot of
those guys, it's kind of like come out and it's not, again, the CIA doesn't want this
shit out for some reason.
The CIA thinks he's dead, they keep, their doctrine is that he's dead, that he's, he's
not around.
British intelligence says, no, this guy's here, this is what he's been doing.
There's a lot of analysts and CIA people, former CIA people that have come out and like
kind of started blowing the whistle, I guess, as you can say on this type of thing.
And the reason for that is because a lot of these people are paranoid and claiming that
there is a, an inevitable homeland attack that's going to happen.
We kind of talked about it a little bit on a past episode talking about, you know, there's,
supposedly there's these thousand guys that have been sent and sent here and they're just
ready to like, they're going to commit like terrorist attacks, right?
And if you look at essentially how easy it is to get here, if they've been over there
and they've been part of all these, these little organizations, right?
He's been making deals with all the little governments when essentially when Afghanistan,
when we pulled out, he was living in like fucking Pakistan, right?
And so then he was like, Oh fuck, I'm gonna, I'm gonna move back into fucking Afghanistan.
Hopefully he's back in there and he's kind of like running, she's friends with the Taliban.
He's like, Hey man, the deal, the deal they have again is like, you help us out.
I'll help you.
It's like diplomatic things that he's doing, which is very, it's not common for terrorist
organizations to utilize diplomacy in their, the way they operate.
And so that's kind of what he's been doing is he's been making all these diplomatic agreements
with all the other middle Eastern terrorist organizations and the governments of said
middle Eastern countries and just kind of been like, Hey, listen, this is kind of what
it is.
You know, again, for the terrorist organizations, he's like, Hey man, I don't want to, I don't
want credit for any of this shit.
You guys go ahead and you have all the credit.
We're just going to kind of stay back here in the shadows and they're kind of like just
kind of pulling the strings a little bit from afar.
And so the theory being presented is that there's been these thousand guys that they've
trained up that they know for sure.
They know for sure these dudes got trained and they know for sure that they sent them
over to America.
Now, once they kind of got over into the, they left the middle East, they, they tracked
them sort of to like North America, but that's it.
Like that, then they're out.
And so one of the things that they're, that is what they did.
They disappeared.
And so I don't know if you saw this, but something that kind of lends a little credence to this
is they just uncovered like this, this massive tunnel that, that was built from going from
like whatever's the city across from El Paso that's in, that's in Texas, right?
That's the one that's across it just over the border.
I don't know what the fucking city is, but there was this massive tunnel that was built
like under some fucking house and they built it all the way under into El Paso and it came
up into like some, some fucking house.
And they, this supposedly had been in use for like years and that's a real easy way
to get people undetected across like a border, right?
Like if you wanted to smuggle in terrorists, so they don't have to go through the checkpoints
and you know, do all the background shit and then you don't even got to risk them getting
caught by going across the border, right?
Like, I mean, I'm just saying like that's a smart way to do it.
I mean, they found this fucking thing and it's real.
So like, I, you know, I don't know.
I mean, I'm just saying, I, that'd be great.
I'd say that if I was a terrorist, that's what I'd do.
Also in relation to these fires and stuff, people have been throwing videos and again,
I'm not, I'm not saying this is part of it, but it's, it's, you know, it was very strange
the way they all started and people start throwing out all these videos of dudes fucking
supposedly lighting shit on fire.
And it's just like, okay, sure.
If I was a terrorist, that would be a great thing.
If you're, if you're assigned to, if you're, if your terror zone is California, man, wildfires
would be a great thing to fucking do.
You start setting fires.
And then once you set all these fires, all of the major resources, medical, police, all
that shit is going to that location, right?
And it kind of leaves the rest of the areas sort of vulnerable or left open.
And so I don't know if you saw this story, but what just happened last night is in Tustin
at the national guard armory, some, a group of individuals broke in and they stole three
humvees.
They stole one with, that was up armored.
They stole two that were just like the soft cloth like humvees.
They also stole eight machine gun mounts to mount machine guns onto the vehicles, right?
They stole the mounts for them.
They stole a bunch of binoculars, which whatever, that's not really that big of a deal.
And they were trying, one of the things that they said they were trying to steal, but something
happened and they couldn't get the lockers open.
They were trying to steal uniforms.
And so if you're a terrorist, right?
And let's just say like, oh, there's this major thing happening over here.
Who's going there?
The national guard is there.
So if you roll up, everybody's wearing fucking masks and shit because of the smoke, you roll
up and a lot of times they'll, oh yeah, fucking just go over here because you're in a government
vehicle, you're wearing a uniform.
Wow.
People ain't going to question you.
And those national guard vehicles that are over there, yeah, some of them have the machine
guns mounted on the top.
So like if you roll up looking like whoever, and then you're like, all right, cool.
You're a terrorist.
You're in and you just start lighting up the area, right?
You start lighting up all the first strong or you go to another area that's like, you
know that there ain't as many first responders there.
You target that, put as many civilian casualties as you can, keep it going.
And one of the things that changed the tactics, which I did talk a little bit about was that
2015 attack in Mumbai, right?
Where they are not Mumbai.
Oh yeah, Mumbai and like in India, that area.
And when they were doing all those attacks over there, that changed the game for strategy
for terrorism because when they put them in these little cells, now they've got like,
they found it for sure.
There was like these guys that were the attack team.
And then there was these like two or three people that were left behind to be like the,
you know, kind of like the moderators or like the Intel people that would literally sit
there and they'd watch the news and they'd be communicating with them live saying, hey,
the cops are doing this.
The cops are staging here.
They're going this direction.
They're doing this.
They're doing that.
So they could have essentially evade the people that were trying to stop them from, you know,
in this terrorist attack to stop the attack.
They could just evade them and essentially make the attack last longer.
And so you've got these guys that are no longer, you know, oh, we're just going to go fucking
suicide bomb and that's it.
These guys are like this fucking fight to the death mentality where they're going to
go out there and they're going to kill as many people as they can before they themselves
end up getting killed.
Right?
So it's this new generation or new wave of Al Qaeda and shit.
And I kind of think that this might be very plausible.
I don't know.
I have nothing.
I have no insider information that tells me that these things are for sure going to happen.
But as someone who's an outside casual observer, I look at that stuff and go, man, if I was
a terrorist, this is sure how I would do it.
Because it's smart.
It's a good way to do it.
And if you've got these events like, you know, again, if you got a thousand guys or whatever
that you've sent here, you know, you essentially have.
What you divide that by?
Well fuck, we maybe don't even need to count Alaska and Hawaii, but let's just let's do
the lower 48.
All right, let's just do the continental 48.
You divide that by 48 and you've got, I mean, shit.
Over a hundred guys that you could put in each state, put some in the capital.
I mean, shit, maybe even send some like Montana or Idaho probably doesn't need the whole fucking
whole lot of them.
Right.
But you send those guys to places like California and New York, the major population centers,
so you can have more dudes doing shit there.
And you just wait and you sit around and you say, all right, guys, when shit in L.A. and
New York pops off, everybody else starts doing their shit.
That's like their plan or whatever.
Right.
That's what I do.
And you could shut the fucking country down real fucking quick if you did some shit like
that.
You look at the DC shooter, that guy wasn't like Al Qaeda or nothing like that.
But that was a dude with one, a dude with a rifle basically shut down the whole DC fucking
metro area for weeks just because he was going around like shooting people with a rifle.
And that was one dude.
All right.
What was that?
You know, one of the DC sniper guy.
No, I remember that guy.
I think that was in like 2010.
Let me let me just let me just Google it because he sees paper.
Attacks.
I don't remember any of that shit.
Oh, that shit, man.
I was back in 2002.
Yeah.
Last for six months starting February 2002.
And they just went around and started just like it was this dude and his kid and they
just went around and just started fucking shooting people in the DC fucking metro area.
And I find that it probably doesn't ring a bell because that's probably just, you know,
Washington 11th year after 9-11.
Well, I was going to say it's just Washington, DC in general.
Yeah, that's true.
So, yeah.
So that right there shut down.
They shut down that whole area for I mean, it was months like it'd be like weeks after
each attack because they would wait.
They do one and then they'd wait like one.
And then once they got away, they got away clean for doing one.
And then they'd be like, OK, cool.
They like wait a couple of weeks and they would still be shut down.
And then once shit would start to open up again, they do another one.
And like, that's just two guys doing that.
Just imagine if you had a thousand.
This is how you reboot the lone gunman.
Yeah, dude, right.
Because, I mean, they predict 9-11.
Now they'll predict the new 9-11.
Oh, no, I just mean in general about like the show.
Yeah.
I mean, I know the guys died in the fucking show, but to have people that are so invested
into things like this, looking into people on the most wanted list and watching their
watching them from online articles or things that are written about them.
Yeah.
That should be the fucking if there was a reboot of fucking the lone gunman, it's just
people online on a Discord server that are gathering resources and then reporting these
people to the fucking CIA.
And if they don't get an answer back, they just fucking they go do it.
You don't even reboot it that way.
You just make a whole new show.
And that's what the premise is.
You fucking call it like, I don't know.
I don't know, something some spin off of the lone gunman.
You play with the name or whatever.
That'd be cool.
You know, that's a good story.
You know, I'm thinking now this whole situ.
I know this isn't about it's not related to the other episode we did of was it C.P. or
is this C.P.?
Or was it C.P.?
Yeah.
OK.
The other episode about the fires and shit.
But if I'm not mistaken, man, the book War and Peace is about the people making the most
impact on literally literally like any historical event.
Right.
Something kings or queens and shit like that.
So it's like now it seems like that more than ever where the government can't be trusted.
I mean, clearly there's incompetence going on with these fires.
And if there is another major terrorist attack within the United States.
Fuck man.
So why why have any faith that the government is competent enough to to.
To I guess counter terrorists or counter strike to subdue these terrorists.
Right.
So it's like going going back to the thing about war and peace, about how like regular
everyday people dictate what happens to, you know, large historical events.
Yeah.
And maybe maybe I don't know, maybe maybe more more of us decide to take shit into our
own hands and we have.
But I don't know, maybe we devolve into like the Middle East and we just have warring tribes
in the U.S. and yeah.
More and more and shit.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
Maybe.
But I don't know.
It's just interesting to think about people that are so resourceful that could.
I mean, there's white hat white hat hackers that exist or even black hat hackers like
the anonymous that were trying to leak information about people that were problematic or whatever.
It's like, man, imagine if they just decided.
Imagine if there's multiple groups of people that are just like, we don't want bad shit
to happen in general for humanity and then they do something about it or whatever.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very, very plausible.
Very could very well happen.
I mean, true story.
So I don't know.
Anyways, that was pretty much it.
So just, you know.
Who knows what will happen?
I always say the fucking the catchphrase, who knows?
We'll see this.
This Hamza bin Laden, the line fella, because Osama bin Laden was Saudi Arabian, wasn't
he?
Yeah.
So he's talking to all these people that would if he's all right, because I don't remember.
I don't remember all of them, dude.
I don't remember all Taliban is Afghanistan.
Yes, Qaeda is Syrian, right?
So Qaeda is not their terrorist organization.
Yes.
That was kind of like involved in like Afghanistan was where they kind of started.
Afghanistan, like Pakistan, that whole kind of area.
Yes.
And then you got like ISIS and then you got ISIS K and then you've got fucking like 18
other fucking different versions of this shit.
So they like combine into one and then they like have little options.
It's like it's so fucking insanely hard to keep track of all this shit.
It's NWO red and NWO white.
Yeah.
Al-Qaeda blue, Al-Qaeda yellow, Al-Qaeda black and white.
LWO.
Yeah.
You've got the Syrian world over.
You've got fucking.
Yeah.
They're they're it's like very convoluted, but see, that's what's different about and
that's why they've never been effective is because they've never had anyone kind of like
corralling them.
And that's sort of what he's doing.
He's like he's hurting all the cats of like the fucking terrorist organizations and he's
just making deals.
He's making diplomatic deals with them.
I don't think it's enough, though, because it's like I think those people are still prejudice
against one another.
Saudi Arabians don't like Iranians.
I know I know I know that's not directly tied, but that those lines in the sand are still
they still exist.
Right.
They do.
But the one line in the sand that they all fucking agree on is they hate the Jews and
they hate the Americans.
All right.
Those are the two lines that they can all agree on.
And I think that's probably the tactic he's using.
That's good enough for us.
I think he's like, listen, guys, I know we got our own problems.
Right.
But listen, first off, let's kick out the Americans from from the Middle East.
OK, they kind of have a little bit done that pretty much.
It's kind of been done already.
Not fully, but it's you know, whatever they're doing it still or they're trying.
Let's get that.
Let's get them majority out of the Middle East.
Then let's get the Jews.
And while this is going on, let's fucking let's go after America for fucking fucking
up our ship for the last 20 years.
All right.
Hold on.
Let's get this thing.
Because they have they have this whole thing in Syria going on with the civil war and civil
unrest and they have this new this new group in order.
I'm sure they they wanted to get cozy up to this group or I'm sure they have been because
that group also is supposedly like they're like the CIA.
They're the American friendly group.
But who knows if they really if they're just bullshitting around and they just got what
they wanted.
Because that's again, that's what the Taliban was buddies with us back when the Russians
were invading them.
Yeah.
And then look what happened.
Then they became our enemy.
So who knows where their fucking allegiance really lies.
It's probably if they have some deal with Hamza bin Laden and they're like, cool, we'll
just pretend to be friends with the Americans and get some equipment.
Fuck.
They're using all of our stolen equipment from Afghanistan.
They don't even say anything.
They just they're like, hey, it's all hush hush.
Like we have an arrangement when you guys get US hardware on fucking who the fuck knows
what they end up getting.
But they're like, we get a cut of that.
Yeah.
You guys pass some of that shit on to us so we can use it.
And that's a very well could be.
I mean, that would make sense.
How are they getting the funding for this?
So is he part of would you say he's part of Al Qaeda or Taliban?
It's Al Qaeda is the terrorist group that he's like kind of where do they get their
funding?
So OK.
So Afghanistan, right?
Afghanistan.
I don't know if I'm pretty sure it still is.
They're the number one producer of opium in the world.
Oh, OK.
Got you.
So that was one of the big.
Yeah, that's one of the few.
There's a lot of books that have been about.
That's one of the big things that they talk about is Afghanistan has lithium deposits
now that they found a shit ton of lithium.
And it's got it's the world's number one supplier of fucking opiates or opium, raw opium.
And they go and everybody was talking shit about like, oh, how come Afghanistan's fucking
have no food?
They have all these farmers and all this shit.
And so they got this guy and he's like a farmer and they go, you know, they go want to go
talk to him wherever.
And he's like, oh, yeah, he's like, I try to grow fruit and the Americans basically
tell me like, I can't.
They say I need to keep growing these fucking poppies, this opium plant.
Yeah.
And that's what they keep doing.
They that's because they're that's and that's how and Al Qaeda has, I'm sure, a shit ton
of those fucking farms that they're running, that they're just growing opium and selling
it, selling the raw materials to whoever the U.S. cartels, China.
I mean, who the fuck knows?
But that's how mainly how they're staying funded is through the drug trade.
And then, you know, they sell guns and shit to each amongst each other or to like other
like African nations and shit like they'll sell weapons because, you know, they can.
So it's arms and guns, man.
That's how arms and drugs.
It's fucking doing it.
Well, I mean, shit, if the demand if there's a mandate to have I don't think it's going
to happen, but to have.
Fucking no gas powered car.
Well, it's not no gas powered cars, but basically people need to have EVs.
Yeah.
Twenty twenty twenty thirty five.
Like, oh, man, wouldn't it be funny if like the next 10 years we go to war with Afghanistan
to extract lithium?
Oh, I ran or we go to fall.
That supposedly was the reason why we've been there for the last 20 years is because the
lithium is used.
It's in laptop batteries and every battery fucking you need.
EV batteries, EV batteries, like all these fucking places.
Right.
That's why I think we couldn't get all of it.
And so we were just like, fuck it.
And now that's why China's been talking and buddying up with the Taliban.
There's probably a lot of Chinese military assets in Afghanistan now harvesting said
lithium or things of that nature.
And also, they're probably getting money from fucking other governments to Al Qaeda gets
probably paid by their enemy of America.
I'm sure the Chinese and the Russians are fucking throwing them money under the table.
Why wouldn't you?
I mean, I'm sure we fund all of their fucking internal organizations in Russia and fucking
China.
Should we give them money and shit?
So of course, they're doing it to us.
So yeah, that's pretty much how how it goes.
So anyway, is there anything else?
Anything else you think of?
No, I mean, dude, it's so hard to keep track of terrorist organizations and from what origins.
Yeah, it is.
It's too much.
It's like the Marvel Cinematic Universe on crack.
Like there's so much shit going on over here and over there.
I'm assembling a team.
Yeah, essentially.
Hamza bin Laden, Tony Stark, a fucking.
I don't know, maybe he's the fucking what's his name?
The Samuel L. Jackson character.
Oh, Nick Fury.
Yeah, maybe Nick Fury of fucking assembling a team.
Yeah.
Putting together a team.
I wonder who.
Man, that's funny to do.
We should do a absolute cinema episode of assembling the terrorist version of the Avengers
like we should do a fucking episode of, you know, miscasting the Avengers movie.
Just no, just picking the worst people.
Oh, you know, that's a good idea.
I think that'll be the next episode we do.
Anyways.
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