WEBVTT 00:00:01.100 --> 00:00:06.780 What podcast reviewer 37 describes as an indiscriminate 00:00:06.780 --> 00:00:09.580 hellish ride that I would not wish on my worst 00:00:09.580 --> 00:00:13.279 enemy. The industry's elite have said time and 00:00:13.279 --> 00:00:19.160 again, man, fuck those guys. Get ready, if your 00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:26.140 ears had butts, they'd about to be fucked. Welcome 00:00:26.140 --> 00:00:38.609 to the Butt Fuck Nowhere Show. Oh, yes. Welcome 00:00:38.609 --> 00:00:42.670 back, everyone, to a brand new episode of BFN, 00:00:42.789 --> 00:00:44.869 otherwise known as the But Fuck Nowhere Show. 00:00:44.969 --> 00:00:46.810 My name's Josh. I'm here today with good buddy 00:00:46.810 --> 00:00:52.369 Adam. Greetings. And as the title describes, 00:00:52.810 --> 00:00:56.530 I have come across, come into my possession, 00:00:56.829 --> 00:01:00.090 what I believe is a no -no item that no one should 00:01:00.090 --> 00:01:02.950 fucking have. But somehow, I don't know how the 00:01:02.950 --> 00:01:05.650 fuck this thing got made. I did some research, 00:01:05.750 --> 00:01:08.310 and I thought, like, oh, man, maybe this is, 00:01:08.329 --> 00:01:10.250 like, some super old thing. It's not. This thing 00:01:10.250 --> 00:01:12.650 was made in February of 2016. I found that out 00:01:12.650 --> 00:01:15.750 from a date code on it, all right? But that being 00:01:15.750 --> 00:01:19.609 said, there's no fucking way this thing was made 00:01:19.609 --> 00:01:23.969 by the company's... It's a lighter, okay? It's 00:01:23.969 --> 00:01:26.969 a Zippo lighter. And there's no fucking way that 00:01:26.969 --> 00:01:29.329 the company proper made this. And I will say, 00:01:29.430 --> 00:01:33.730 this item, is professionally done. This wasn't 00:01:33.730 --> 00:01:36.069 like some dude in his garage with a fucking etch 00:01:36.069 --> 00:01:38.329 -a -sketch fucking put this thing out, okay? 00:01:38.769 --> 00:01:41.409 Or use this Dremel to fucking carve this into 00:01:41.409 --> 00:01:43.989 the thing. No, someone with a laser etching machine 00:01:43.989 --> 00:01:47.069 or some sort of advanced fucking device made 00:01:47.069 --> 00:01:49.370 this. I feel like you're going to tell me it's 00:01:49.370 --> 00:01:51.670 got some kind of Nazi symbol on it or some bullshit. 00:01:51.969 --> 00:01:57.150 It does. It is. So let me pull this. This is... 00:01:57.689 --> 00:01:59.790 This is all the way around. This isn't just on 00:01:59.790 --> 00:02:01.590 the front or the back. This is all the way around. 00:02:01.670 --> 00:02:04.549 OK, so you have this this etched in image of 00:02:04.549 --> 00:02:08.189 like Hitler on the front. OK, and then you flip 00:02:08.189 --> 00:02:10.710 it to the side and you've got like the covered. 00:02:10.770 --> 00:02:14.569 There's no way. Also, look at the back. Look 00:02:14.569 --> 00:02:16.650 at the back. It's got the Iron Eagle. The Iron 00:02:16.650 --> 00:02:18.530 Eagle with the knots. And OK, and there's a bunch 00:02:18.530 --> 00:02:20.530 of writing on here. There's also Adolf Hitler's 00:02:20.530 --> 00:02:23.370 signature on here. Etched into the thing. And 00:02:23.370 --> 00:02:25.740 then on the side, you've got. I don't know if 00:02:25.740 --> 00:02:28.159 this is the Hydra logo or what the fuck this 00:02:28.159 --> 00:02:30.780 is. That's the SS logo. But you've got this and 00:02:30.780 --> 00:02:33.099 then you've got the fucking shit underneath it. 00:02:33.139 --> 00:02:36.419 And on the bottom, Zippo. Hold on, hold on, hold 00:02:36.419 --> 00:02:39.539 on. So this was made from this wasn't like licensed 00:02:39.539 --> 00:02:43.860 to somebody else to do this. I have. OK, so this 00:02:43.860 --> 00:02:47.460 thing I was trying to find this. OK, and so Zippo 00:02:47.460 --> 00:02:51.710 will make you custom Zippos. But. There's no 00:02:51.710 --> 00:02:53.650 fucking way that they would have done this. Unless 00:02:53.650 --> 00:02:57.189 they fucked up and somehow it got through. But 00:02:57.189 --> 00:03:01.830 this is a genuine Zippo lighter. Okay, that is 00:03:01.830 --> 00:03:06.189 true at the very least, right? Yes. But my idea 00:03:06.189 --> 00:03:09.370 is that somebody obviously has an affinity for 00:03:09.370 --> 00:03:12.129 Adolf Hitler. Clearly they do. And they did some 00:03:12.129 --> 00:03:16.569 kind of printing or some pressing with the engraving 00:03:16.569 --> 00:03:21.240 on it. I think somebody must have personally 00:03:21.240 --> 00:03:23.680 done this themselves, but I just don't see. Yeah, 00:03:23.680 --> 00:03:25.960 I just don't see how this could be an item that's 00:03:25.960 --> 00:03:28.539 produced. But, dude, this is like this is so 00:03:28.539 --> 00:03:31.439 this is like I'm so professionally done. Yeah, 00:03:31.479 --> 00:03:35.219 like they're like to wrap the symbol around the 00:03:35.219 --> 00:03:39.439 edge like that takes a level of skill that does 00:03:39.439 --> 00:03:42.020 not generally like a professional who does this 00:03:42.020 --> 00:03:44.120 all the time would have had to have done this. 00:03:44.199 --> 00:03:46.939 And I can't I cannot imagine for the life of 00:03:46.939 --> 00:03:49.810 me someone being like, yeah. fucking go ahead 00:03:49.810 --> 00:03:52.490 and do this yes i i think somebody dude i bet 00:03:52.490 --> 00:03:54.310 you 10 bucks whoever's the owner of that bought 00:03:54.310 --> 00:03:57.110 it and then they work they're they're in the 00:03:57.110 --> 00:03:59.069 metal works they do they do stuff with metal 00:03:59.069 --> 00:04:03.449 maybe but dude even like okay like etching the 00:04:03.449 --> 00:04:06.050 signature like you have to laser engrave like 00:04:06.050 --> 00:04:08.569 there's no fucking way this this had to have 00:04:08.569 --> 00:04:09.969 been late this couldn't have been hand done none 00:04:09.969 --> 00:04:12.250 of this was looks like it was hand done because 00:04:12.250 --> 00:04:14.909 it's too fucking symmetrical it's too like perfect 00:04:15.700 --> 00:04:18.439 There's no way. Someone has a laser etching machine. 00:04:18.759 --> 00:04:22.319 If you feel it, it's fucking etched. It's not 00:04:22.319 --> 00:04:25.040 fucked up either. It's not like a fucked up print. 00:04:26.920 --> 00:04:30.959 There's no obvious signs that it was done with 00:04:30.959 --> 00:04:34.220 soldering or any of that shit. I don't even know 00:04:34.220 --> 00:04:36.839 if that's the proper term or the proper method 00:04:36.839 --> 00:04:40.199 to do that. The fact that it's all printed so 00:04:40.199 --> 00:04:44.199 neatly and there's not really any fuck -ups. 00:04:45.180 --> 00:04:47.259 like it's crazy and then this picture of like 00:04:47.259 --> 00:04:50.060 that of hitler on the front it's like it's like 00:04:50.060 --> 00:04:53.519 i don't know man it's it's fucking crazy how 00:04:53.519 --> 00:04:56.279 good this is that they did this and then there's 00:04:56.279 --> 00:04:58.139 like the writing and shit on here like look at 00:04:58.139 --> 00:05:00.240 the top like the way that they did the iron cross 00:05:00.240 --> 00:05:02.800 and then the nazi flag that is kind of suspect 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:05.879 man that's this i would not if someone told me 00:05:05.879 --> 00:05:08.240 this came from zippo i'd be like yeah this looks 00:05:08.240 --> 00:05:11.220 very professional like this did come from zippo 00:05:11.220 --> 00:05:14.350 and that is insane now i know you can get these 00:05:14.350 --> 00:05:16.889 gold fucking colored zippos from wherever but 00:05:16.889 --> 00:05:19.610 yeah so i was i saw this shit on the bottom and 00:05:19.610 --> 00:05:21.310 it was looks like some website told me about 00:05:21.310 --> 00:05:24.310 it so the f is the month so it's february and 00:05:24.310 --> 00:05:26.449 the 16 is the year so it's made this was made 00:05:26.449 --> 00:05:28.230 in this zippo lighter was made in february of 00:05:28.230 --> 00:05:32.230 2016 now who ever did this shit to it if it wasn't 00:05:32.230 --> 00:05:35.509 zippo i don't know and i'll tell you this I tried 00:05:35.509 --> 00:05:37.370 finding this online for the last week and a half 00:05:37.370 --> 00:05:39.629 and there is nothing online that looks anything. 00:05:39.730 --> 00:05:42.029 So this was a complete custom job. Yeah. And 00:05:42.029 --> 00:05:44.730 this was not mass produced in any way whatsoever. 00:05:45.110 --> 00:05:48.269 So this is completely a custom fucking Hitler 00:05:48.269 --> 00:05:53.389 lighter. And I am going to like hold on to this 00:05:53.389 --> 00:05:56.389 so that no one can have it. And I'm going to 00:05:56.389 --> 00:05:59.370 just it's going to sit in a box. And this is 00:05:59.370 --> 00:06:01.529 just going to be an insane. I don't know, like. 00:06:01.879 --> 00:06:04.339 party fucking favor I guess to show people like 00:06:04.339 --> 00:06:07.360 look at this fucking crazy ass like and I mean 00:06:07.360 --> 00:06:08.939 it works I mean I gotta put lighter fluid in 00:06:08.939 --> 00:06:12.439 it but like I mean it's this is legit like dude 00:06:12.439 --> 00:06:16.000 that is fucking crazy yeah I've never seen anything 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:20.930 like that never and I was astonished When I saw 00:06:20.930 --> 00:06:24.009 this thing, when I just found it, I can't really 00:06:24.009 --> 00:06:27.410 say where I found it, but let's just say it was 00:06:27.410 --> 00:06:29.889 just it was it was just chilling in a spot. And 00:06:29.889 --> 00:06:34.149 I was just like, holy shit, someone. Paid, I 00:06:34.149 --> 00:06:36.269 would imagine, a lot of money for someone to 00:06:36.269 --> 00:06:40.319 get this put on there and. And fucking just, 00:06:40.399 --> 00:06:42.620 like, left it behind. Yeah, I kind of wonder 00:06:42.620 --> 00:06:45.000 what kind of person would do that. I don't know. 00:06:45.040 --> 00:06:47.420 Clearly a fucking white supremacist is the person 00:06:47.420 --> 00:06:50.000 who would do this. Yes, but considering where 00:06:50.000 --> 00:06:52.699 it came from, I mean, how did they even bother 00:06:52.699 --> 00:06:56.339 coming about to be in that area? Yeah, who the 00:06:56.339 --> 00:06:59.639 fuck knows? But the craziest thing is, I was 00:06:59.639 --> 00:07:03.220 curious as to, like, man, I wonder if I put this 00:07:03.220 --> 00:07:06.480 on fucking eBay. And tried to sell it. I wonder 00:07:06.480 --> 00:07:08.379 how much money you think that these fuckers... 00:07:08.379 --> 00:07:10.360 I don't think you could sell Nazi paraphernalia... 00:07:10.360 --> 00:07:12.459 Well, maybe now. Well, yeah, I mean, that's probably 00:07:12.459 --> 00:07:14.139 good. Yeah, with this current administration, 00:07:14.439 --> 00:07:15.420 you can probably do whatever the fuck you want 00:07:15.420 --> 00:07:18.779 on eBay. But I wonder if I'd put this on something 00:07:18.779 --> 00:07:21.550 like... nah how much do you think some asshole 00:07:21.550 --> 00:07:24.250 would pay for this i don't know but i feel like 00:07:24.250 --> 00:07:26.509 that's bad juju it is bad juju which is why i'm 00:07:26.509 --> 00:07:28.230 gonna hold on to it and and that brings me to 00:07:28.230 --> 00:07:30.610 another piece of nazi paraphernalia that i actually 00:07:30.610 --> 00:07:33.910 own from world war ii proper because my grandfather 00:07:33.910 --> 00:07:37.529 and my great -grandfather were collectors of 00:07:37.529 --> 00:07:41.959 world war ii stuff right and so my great -grandfather 00:07:41.959 --> 00:07:44.339 had come across a it's like this german it's 00:07:44.339 --> 00:07:46.439 one of those like pickle how like helmets but 00:07:46.439 --> 00:07:48.339 it's like the dress parade dress version it's 00:07:48.339 --> 00:07:51.100 like from world war one um nothing like too crazy 00:07:51.100 --> 00:07:55.459 about that but he got an actual like it's a silver 00:07:55.459 --> 00:08:00.300 it's like a silver bar that's in the shape of 00:08:00.300 --> 00:08:02.600 this like that whatever this like nazi like fucking 00:08:02.600 --> 00:08:06.199 the logo and the eagle the iron eagle And it 00:08:06.199 --> 00:08:09.160 was used in like I looked it up and it was used 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:12.259 in like fucking like administrative buildings. 00:08:12.819 --> 00:08:14.600 And that's it was just like, you know, the crest 00:08:14.600 --> 00:08:16.500 or shit that they would put on the wall. And 00:08:16.500 --> 00:08:19.660 so like I was like, man, I kind of I was like, 00:08:19.720 --> 00:08:20.920 dude, I got I got to get rid of this fucking 00:08:20.920 --> 00:08:22.600 thing. This is like bad juju to have in the house. 00:08:22.639 --> 00:08:24.620 Right. But then I'm like, you know what? If I 00:08:24.620 --> 00:08:26.899 get rid of this, some fucking asshole white supremacist 00:08:26.899 --> 00:08:30.420 is going to probably display this. So it's probably 00:08:30.420 --> 00:08:34.730 better if I just keep it here in this box. And 00:08:34.730 --> 00:08:37.690 then before I die, somehow destroy it, I guess. 00:08:37.730 --> 00:08:39.470 I don't know. But then there's also that whole 00:08:39.470 --> 00:08:42.429 thing about, OK, not learning from history makes 00:08:42.429 --> 00:08:45.029 you doomed to repeat it. Right. So now I have 00:08:45.029 --> 00:08:47.769 these examples of like, oh, here's the paraphernalia 00:08:47.769 --> 00:08:50.190 of what these fuckers used to show. And this 00:08:50.190 --> 00:08:52.389 is the shit they stood for. And here's something 00:08:52.389 --> 00:08:55.269 from that time period in history that was. you 00:08:55.269 --> 00:08:56.850 know, utilize this thing, this lighter, not so 00:08:56.850 --> 00:08:58.889 much, but like this, but again, it's to illustrate 00:08:58.889 --> 00:09:01.549 the point that this was made in 2016. Therefore 00:09:01.549 --> 00:09:03.490 we haven't learned anything. We've learned nothing 00:09:03.490 --> 00:09:08.730 because some fucking asshole made this and it's 00:09:08.730 --> 00:09:11.370 fascinating how well done it is. And it's, I 00:09:11.370 --> 00:09:12.769 don't know, man, it's very fascinating to me. 00:09:12.889 --> 00:09:15.190 And again, I'm not going to throw it out because 00:09:15.190 --> 00:09:17.149 then some other fucking white supremacist asshole 00:09:17.149 --> 00:09:18.710 is just going to find this and then they're going 00:09:18.710 --> 00:09:20.710 to use it and proudly fucking light their shit 00:09:20.710 --> 00:09:23.730 with it and all that. So I feel like it's a better, 00:09:24.240 --> 00:09:27.139 It's going to sit in my Josh's museum of fucking 00:09:27.139 --> 00:09:29.919 ridiculous shit, and it's just going to be there, 00:09:30.059 --> 00:09:32.279 and no one's going to get to use it. It's going 00:09:32.279 --> 00:09:36.100 to be like the Raiders of the Lost Ark, where 00:09:36.100 --> 00:09:38.480 they store the item in this giant fucking warehouse 00:09:38.480 --> 00:09:40.639 never to be seen again. Yeah, that's basically 00:09:40.639 --> 00:09:41.799 what I'm going to keep. I'm going to have my 00:09:41.799 --> 00:09:45.799 own fucking top men. Top men. That's what it's 00:09:45.799 --> 00:09:46.980 going to be. Top men are going to be looking 00:09:46.980 --> 00:09:49.159 after this. You know what's crazy? Unrelated 00:09:49.159 --> 00:09:54.399 to this, but related to... uh soldiers within 00:09:54.399 --> 00:09:58.659 the german army so i i learned that because i 00:09:58.659 --> 00:10:00.879 always wondered why some of those people had 00:10:00.879 --> 00:10:03.340 disfigurements on their face apparently they 00:10:03.340 --> 00:10:06.259 used to slash they used to slash each other with 00:10:06.259 --> 00:10:08.759 fencing they scarred themselves because they 00:10:08.759 --> 00:10:10.879 found they thought it was appealing to women 00:10:10.879 --> 00:10:13.679 that they had battle scars from fencing or whatever 00:10:13.679 --> 00:10:16.480 they i i didn't know that but i was like oh that's 00:10:16.480 --> 00:10:18.120 kind of interesting some crazy shit right there 00:10:18.120 --> 00:10:21.940 um Anyways, yeah, so that's pretty much it. I 00:10:21.940 --> 00:10:23.419 want to talk about my no -no item. The government 00:10:23.419 --> 00:10:25.019 is here right now to fucking take this. They 00:10:25.019 --> 00:10:26.740 want to display it proudly. I think actually 00:10:26.740 --> 00:10:28.399 Trump wants to use this as his lighter to lightest 00:10:28.399 --> 00:10:29.659 cigars. I think that's actually what's happening 00:10:29.659 --> 00:10:34.419 right now. But anyways, yeah, this is fucking 00:10:34.419 --> 00:10:39.299 insane. I can't believe that this came into my 00:10:39.299 --> 00:10:42.539 possession. Dude, the first, I mean, you were 00:10:42.539 --> 00:10:46.019 telling me about it probably in the middle of 00:10:46.019 --> 00:10:49.460 the week. Yeah, yeah. I was already thinking, 00:10:49.559 --> 00:10:53.059 I'm like, it's Nazi shit. Yeah, and you were 00:10:53.059 --> 00:10:55.600 right, because it was. But, like, fuck, man, 00:10:55.720 --> 00:10:58.179 who would have thought that this was a recently 00:10:58.179 --> 00:11:02.559 made thing, and that, like, could you have imagined 00:11:02.559 --> 00:11:04.039 that it would have been to the level of this? 00:11:04.220 --> 00:11:06.460 I mean, like, it's got the fucker's signature 00:11:06.460 --> 00:11:09.460 on here. Well, considering it says it happened 00:11:09.460 --> 00:11:12.419 in 2016, right? Who took office in 2016? Oh, 00:11:12.419 --> 00:11:15.139 shit, you're right. That's definitely related. 00:11:16.919 --> 00:11:19.730 Goddamn. they it's like they don't it's like 00:11:19.730 --> 00:11:21.769 they're fucking cool with being out like or whatever 00:11:21.769 --> 00:11:23.690 right like it's like yeah well it's like it's 00:11:23.690 --> 00:11:25.570 like dog whistles in fucking an artifact form 00:11:25.570 --> 00:11:29.090 yeah essentially and yeah this is a living fucking 00:11:29.090 --> 00:11:31.009 time piece that we've learned nothing like since 00:11:31.009 --> 00:11:33.929 fucking world war ii yeah and i still don't understand 00:11:33.929 --> 00:11:36.009 the shit with like i mean this is gonna get a 00:11:36.009 --> 00:11:37.929 little political i guess but i still don't understand 00:11:37.929 --> 00:11:39.870 the shit with like people that support this nazi 00:11:39.870 --> 00:11:42.519 stuff like They lost, man. Same thing with the 00:11:42.519 --> 00:11:45.080 Civil War. Why do you fucking rep the Confederacy? 00:11:45.720 --> 00:11:49.279 They lost. They got their ass whooped. Why would 00:11:49.279 --> 00:11:52.120 you be repping their shit? It just makes no sense. 00:11:52.240 --> 00:11:55.980 It's clearly for racism purposes, but fuck, man. 00:11:56.960 --> 00:11:59.720 Be American, motherfucker. Jesus Christ, whose 00:11:59.720 --> 00:12:02.139 side are you on, goddammit? We got enough enemies 00:12:02.139 --> 00:12:04.639 as it is, let alone our own fucking people. Domestic 00:12:04.639 --> 00:12:09.429 enemies. Yeah, seriously. it is fucking crazy 00:12:09.429 --> 00:12:12.029 man like i i'm trying to translate this the shit 00:12:12.029 --> 00:12:14.450 that's on here and i couldn't really translate 00:12:14.450 --> 00:12:16.350 this fucking thing at the top it's like something 00:12:16.350 --> 00:12:18.549 it's something about hitler and then this thing 00:12:18.549 --> 00:12:20.870 on the bottom or uh the side was saying like 00:12:20.870 --> 00:12:24.070 uh essentially like oh if we don't it's i think 00:12:24.070 --> 00:12:26.049 it's some hitler quote where it's like oh if 00:12:26.049 --> 00:12:28.610 we don't follow the pet if we don't follow the 00:12:28.610 --> 00:12:30.730 the past or some of the enemies of our past or 00:12:30.730 --> 00:12:32.309 some shit like that it was some weird thing future 00:12:32.309 --> 00:12:33.789 will haunt you or some shit yeah some stupid 00:12:33.789 --> 00:12:35.730 shit like that and i was like wow that's like 00:12:35.730 --> 00:12:39.590 someone had the dedication to fucking make this 00:12:39.590 --> 00:12:41.629 thing and it's like they spent the time and effort 00:12:41.629 --> 00:12:45.049 to do it so it's not uh it's not like it was 00:12:45.049 --> 00:12:47.889 a haphazard fucking thing true yeah and you know 00:12:47.889 --> 00:12:50.090 what the funniest thing is is like the guy or 00:12:50.090 --> 00:12:52.830 gal who who had this before probably used it 00:12:52.830 --> 00:12:54.730 to light their meth pipe like that's probably 00:12:54.730 --> 00:12:57.230 that's probably what it was actually used for 00:12:57.230 --> 00:12:59.570 so every time they pull out their fucking meth 00:12:59.570 --> 00:13:01.549 pipe at the biker club they were like yo dog 00:13:01.549 --> 00:13:05.600 look at this i got this fucking this hitler This 00:13:05.600 --> 00:13:10.460 is Hitler lighter. Dude, it still astonishes 00:13:10.460 --> 00:13:14.179 me to know that that type of thing would exist 00:13:14.179 --> 00:13:18.159 now. Or that it was even made to begin with. 00:13:19.200 --> 00:13:22.279 That's something. It's something, man. It's fucking 00:13:22.279 --> 00:13:24.960 shocking. Yeah. So, anyways, alright, I guess 00:13:24.960 --> 00:13:26.309 that's it. Fuck, I didn't really have anything 00:13:26.309 --> 00:13:30.029 else to talk about. But anyways, yeah, if you're 00:13:30.029 --> 00:13:32.210 a Nazi, go fuck yourself. That's basically the 00:13:32.210 --> 00:13:33.409 gist of it. If you're a Nazi or a Confederate, 00:13:33.610 --> 00:13:35.350 just get the fuck out of here. Like, go fuck. 00:13:35.509 --> 00:13:37.950 Just go kill yourself. I think it's acceptable 00:13:37.950 --> 00:13:40.710 to tell fucking Nazis and Confederates to go 00:13:40.710 --> 00:13:43.070 kill themselves. I think it's totally fine. 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