1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,000 What podcast reviewer 37 describes as an indiscriminate hellish ride that I would not wish on my worst enemy? 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:17,000 The industry's elite have said time and again, man, fuck those guys. 3 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Get ready if your ears had butts. They'd about to be fucked. 4 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Welcome to the Butt Fuck Nowhere Show. 5 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Oh, man, what's going on everybody? Welcome back to a brand new episode of the Butt Fuck Nowhere Show. 6 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 And we're getting effed in the B in the numbers. 7 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Yeah, we're getting fucking bent over and railed. Big Dick Randy is having his way with us, that's for sure. 8 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:10,000 I think he's going in raw this month. Fucking definitely finishing inside of us, that's for sure. 9 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:17,000 We're gonna be literally shitting some dude's jizz out of our assholes for the next fucking four to six business weeks. 10 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,000 With the possibility of a prolapsed anus. 11 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Oh, man, have you seen videos of that? That one chick, that porn star chick? 12 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,000 I might have seen it once, I don't remember. I might have blocked it from my memory. 13 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:31,000 I've jerked off to that video a couple times in the past. 14 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:38,000 In the past? In the past three months? 15 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,000 In the past, how recently? How recently are we talking? 16 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,000 Oh, just earlier today? You remember when I went to the bathroom? 17 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Yeah, I have that video on my fucking phone. Yeah, it's just in there. 18 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Anyways, today we're going to be talking about jury duty and how it's fucking fake and gay and stupid. 19 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Also, if you want to follow us, go to Gamerage Magazine, Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. 20 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Go to substack.com slash at Gamerage Magazine. 21 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:16,000 If you want to follow Adam, follow Adam at All Gas No Trash Official on Instagram and follow him on substack.com slash at All Gas No Trash Official. 22 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:20,000 All B's, no knees. 23 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:24,000 I don't know. Anyways. Shit happens when you party naked. 24 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Hey, that's my line, you son of a bitch. I like how you always give me shit about that line. 25 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:34,000 I still don't know what it means and I don't even know if it's real because I haven't found it on the internet. 26 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:38,000 It's got to be. There's no way I made that up. All right. There's no fucking way. 27 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:43,000 Just like, okay, again, apparently I also made up so many such cases because I haven't been able to find that anywhere either. 28 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:47,000 And I swear to God, maybe the Mandela effect is just us being retarded. 29 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Maybe that's what it is. Like, we think things were there, but we just made it up in our heads or you made a bastardized version and you can't find the original source. 30 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:59,000 And now now you just feel like you just made it up. Yeah. Now. Now it's just an original thing. 31 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:05,000 And I guess either way, I'll take it anyways. Man, jury duty is the worst. 32 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:17,000 I will say this, though, especially if like you don't get paid like if you if you work in a regular job and you don't get paid to go to jury duty, it really fucking sucks ass. 33 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:24,000 That's that's where you pull. That's where you pull the old you yo trap card say it's a financial hardship, bitch. 34 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Yeah, I can't afford to not be here. Yeah. Yeah. Your job can't fire you, but they also don't have to pay you. 35 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:36,000 And I'm sorry, the seven dollars a day plus three cents a mile that I have to drive is not going to do it for me. 36 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:40,000 That's not going to work for me, brother. Yeah, it's literally it's the literal Hulk Hogan. 37 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:45,000 That's not going to work for me, brother. Yeah, I'm going to need a little more scratch than that. 38 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:54,000 But can I just say, yeah, they need to do something about the summons material that you get within the mail. 39 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:59,000 I need to be jazzed up going to jury duty because I'm already not excited about going. 40 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:03,000 What do you mean? The paper's two different colors. Yes. But I mean, that's jazzy. Yes. 41 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:09,000 But I mean, the wording should be different. It should be more festive. Congratulations. 42 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Yes, it should be like that. It should be. 43 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,000 It should read, hey, you've been invited to the fucking Justice League. 44 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:22,000 It's your responsibility to serve humanity and the United States by evicting criminals. 45 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Yeah, like that would get me fired up if I was going to like, oh, I want to be part of the Justice League. 46 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Wow. Fuck. Yeah. But no, you just get your it's it's by the numbers, man. 47 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:37,000 It's like, here's your the odds were not in your favor. This go around. 48 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Here's your ID. And then the worst part is, man. 49 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Is when they tease you, they constantly tease you. 50 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Oh, I don't know if you're going to have jury duty tomorrow. Oh, that's the that is the worst fucking part. 51 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:55,000 I don't fucking know. But check back at five thirty and beyond to see if you're going to get called up. 52 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Your your group has been postponed until the next day. 53 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:03,000 And then Friday comes along. Actually, you know what? We're going to need you to come in on Friday. 54 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:10,000 You know what the worst one is? It's when you get the thing saying, cool, you go all week, you go Monday. 55 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Oh, really? You check Sunday night and they're like, no, you don't got to come in. Cool. 56 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:18,000 You check Monday night, Tuesday night, Wednesday night, Thursday night. 57 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:25,000 And you're like, so far, cool. But when you go to Thursday night, it says check back again Friday morning at nine a.m. 58 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:29,000 You're like, fuck. So you check at nine a.m. and it says check again at one p.m. 59 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:33,000 And then you check at one p.m. and it's like, OK, you don't have to go. 60 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Fuck, man. Just tell me I don't got to go. All right. 61 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Like, just why you got to why you got to cock tease me like that? Yeah. 62 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:46,000 The last time I had jury duty, which was just like, I don't know, fuck was that like a year and a half ago, a couple of years ago? 63 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:51,000 I did not have I got called in the first fucking day. 64 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Well, at least they didn't keep you waiting around. 65 00:05:53,000 --> 00:06:00,000 And yeah, they called me on a Monday and they were like, oh, I got there at fucking whatever. 66 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Nine a.m. nine, 10. I was sitting in a fucking courtroom. 67 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,000 And they were like, why do you think you got picked? 68 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Oh, I could tell you exactly why I got picked, because I told them that I get paid to be here because at my slave job, 69 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:18,000 I get paid my normal hourly rate if I have to go to jury duty. 70 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:23,000 So I told them I'm like, I don't give a fuck. 71 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:28,000 I get paid because that was one of the questions they asked was, do you get paid to be here? 72 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Like, does your job pay? And they they eliminated. 73 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Well, if you were they were said, oh, if you're employed and you're on an hourly basis, does your job pay you to be here? 74 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:42,000 And they dismissed everyone up off the bat that did not get paid. 75 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:47,000 And I guess that must have been something that the two attorneys came to an agreement on at the beginning that they only wanted people who wanted to be there. 76 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,000 And so then they were like, OK, if everybody else, anyone does not want to be here, raise your hand. 77 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:55,000 And then some people raise their hands and they say, OK, you're all dismissed. 78 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,000 And then I was like, damn it, why can't I ask me that other question first? 79 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 And then I could have fucking. But I'm like, whatever. 80 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:08,000 I guess for me, it's not that big of a deal, because, like I said, I do get paid and I essentially just get a vacation and don't have to. 81 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,000 I get a free vacation. Don't have to go to my fucking slave job. 82 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:15,000 And I get to drive a lot closer. So for me, it wasn't a big deal. 83 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:21,000 But yeah, I said that. And then when I got called up, they ask you, they ask you questions about stuff. 84 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:25,000 And I'm just like, you know, I was like, I'm willing to look at it from both angles. 85 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:34,000 I just kept saying like these ridiculous answers and like, yeah, I do a little thing or I touch the nose like, you know, give me a little this, you know, we'll fucking have a good time. 86 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:38,000 And so the case that I got assigned to was like it was domestic violence. 87 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:43,000 And so I got picked. I was I got picked first. I was like the one they were like, oh, yeah, we both want this guy. 88 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:47,000 We both agree on this asshole. And so jury selection, they let me know right away. 89 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 And they're like, hey, we're probably not going to finish today. 90 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:55,000 So it was me and like two other people that got picked like right out the gate. And they said, all right, you three can go home. 91 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Come back tomorrow. Well, you know what? Just go home and we'll call you. 92 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Just be on standby and we'll call you when we finish the pick of the rest of the jury. 93 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:07,000 And I'm like, all right, cool. So I went home. They're like, here, take this. Tell you work. 94 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:11,000 You've been selected and you're good to go. And I'm like, cool. So I send it in and they're like, all right. 95 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:16,000 So I said, damn, I was like, I wonder how long I can fucking milk this shit out for. 96 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:28,000 So what I ended up doing was I ended up when I when we had the trial start, the trial itself lasted like I think four days. 97 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:37,000 And then because the trial started. I think it took two or three more days to do jury selection. 98 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:43,000 And then we had to go in every day. We'd have to stay for the whole day, but we had to go in since we had already been picked. 99 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:51,000 And then they said they'd let us go like they let us go early or they'd make us come in later in the afternoon. 100 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:56,000 So they were for like a couple hours every day. So that took like, I think, another three days. 101 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:02,000 And then they were like. On the on the third day, it was like Thursday already. 102 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:08,000 So they were like, oh, it's kind of late in the day. And they're like, you know what? Let's just start on Monday. 103 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:13,000 And I was like, fuck yeah. And they're like, oh, but you've got to be available. So you all can't do anything. 104 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,000 So here here's your notes for work. So then I didn't have to do. 105 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 You should have Friday, Saturday and Sunday off. 106 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,000 And then I had to report back at nine a.m. or whatever on like that next Monday. 107 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,000 I'm like, fuck, I already got a free week right now. 108 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000 I was like, they said they had to spend the trial was going to take four days. 109 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:32,000 I think it went exactly four days and it went all the way to the end of the fourth day. 110 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:38,000 And they were like, well, you know, all right, cool. So the court does not meet on Fridays. 111 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:43,000 So they're like, you guys get to not come back, but you have to be available for whatever reason. 112 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:47,000 So they're like, come back on Monday. And I'm like, oh, fuck yes. 113 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:53,000 I burned another week. And then when we got into the first day of jury deliberation, this was a domestic violence case. 114 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,000 And like, I already don't like the police anyways. 115 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,000 And this cop did a terrible job with like gathering evidence. 116 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:09,000 And I basically got this dude another mistrial like because I was the first person because everybody was I was the only person when we went. 117 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,000 It was the 12 of us. I was the only motherfucker that said not guilty. 118 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:24,000 And so then obviously when you're the only one because these assholes just want to get out of here and I'm like, they're like, OK, well, like they send in the verdict because I was not in the foreman. 119 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:28,000 So they send in the verdict and they're like, it's it's 11 to one or whatever. 120 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:34,000 And they're like, OK, well, in order to get a conviction, like you have to have everybody or or whatever, everybody has to agree. 121 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:40,000 And so they're like, OK, well, they gave us back instructions and said, like, OK, well, figure it out. 122 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:52,000 And so I said, how about this, guys? Instead of you trying to convince me, why don't you just let me give my presentation of why I think this dude's not guilty? 123 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:58,000 And then you all can collectively or individually tell me why I'm wrong. 124 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Like, I'd be curious because I'm just curious to hear. 125 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:08,000 And I said, if all 11 of you after I give you this presentation still tell me that I'm wrong, then I'll fucking change my vote to guilty. 126 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:14,000 And so they were like, OK. So I get up there and I say, all right, here's these things. 127 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:26,000 A, B, C of why I think this dude, why I think based on what they showed us, why there's not enough evidence to convict this dude of the crime that he's accused of doing. 128 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:32,000 And I went through the whole thing. I gave like a fucking I don't know, I give like an hour long Ted talk on this whole thing. 129 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:38,000 And then I said, OK. So now let's just go. I said, fuck it. Let's just go across the room. 130 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:44,000 I said, you're right here on my left. What do you what do you say? Tell me why I'm wrong. 131 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:49,000 And this chick was like. Fuck, now you got me thinking about it. 132 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,000 And I was like, oh, fuck, I got another three days out of this easy. 133 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:56,000 And so then I said, OK, well, tell me why you're thinking about it. 134 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:07,000 And so then she said, well, you bring a good point about like the lack of evidence collection and how like, oh, the pictures that they showed us were taken like a week later because I had specifically asked them 135 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:11,000 how long were those pictures taken because they wanted the hospital. They were at some house. 136 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:17,000 And I'm like, it didn't look like the house that that the original pictures of where the incident allegedly took place were. 137 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:21,000 And so I'm like, how come the deputy from the sheriff's department didn't go to the hospital? 138 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:27,000 I said, listen, I'll tell you. And I've just said because like, you know, I have a background in law enforcement. 139 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:35,000 So like if you do a domestic violence case, you go to the hospital with them and take pictures there at the hospital as after it happened or you do it on scene. 140 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:41,000 Like this guy didn't do none of that shit. And all of a sudden we're getting these pictures that were taken from like a week or two later. 141 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:49,000 I was like, listen, if we're judging the evidence based on what it is, this she could have got all this shit in the in the last two weeks. 142 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Like, we don't know, you know, what how these injuries happened. 143 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:58,000 Like, there's no connecting evidence to prove that that is related to this incident. 144 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:05,000 Too much time passed. And I'm like, so like you can't you got all the photos of all the evidence that they're showing that that's the reason why he did it. 145 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:10,000 You got to throw you can't you can't we can't consider that because they waited till two weeks later. 146 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:20,000 And as I said to everybody, if it was you that was sitting on there and maybe you got into an argument with your wife about money, which is what this was about, it was some argument about money. 147 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:28,000 And you guys like, you know, your wife is crazy because she this lady was crazy a little bit. 148 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:35,000 And she starts shoving you and, you know, she trips and falls and hurts herself and then calls the cops on you. 149 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Wouldn't you want us to consider all the evidence and all the possibilities? 150 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:46,000 And I'm like, if you tell me that you took pictures two weeks later of these quote unquote injuries, well, my question is, how come he didn't take them at the scene so we could see? 151 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Oh, yeah, this is definitely caused by that. And B, if it's not. 152 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Caused by that. How do we know? Like, how do we know? Right. So I got that going. 153 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Then there was another thing where they had brought her into they brought the the person who was the wife, the victim. 154 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:09,000 They brought her up on the stand and she gave a full testimony in Spanish with a translator. 155 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:16,000 And one of the things that I didn't really think anything of it because I'm like, oh, OK, whatever. You know, they're, you know, foreign. 156 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 So like they she needs a translator. That's cool. 157 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Well, when they asked her to spell her name for the record, she couldn't fucking give the letters in Spanish. 158 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:30,000 And I'm like, I know what the letters are in Spanish. So how does this lady not know if she's a native Spanish speaker? 159 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 And she kept fumbling over words. 160 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:41,000 So one of the things that the defense attorney brought up later on was that this was the third time this this had gone through trial. 161 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:48,000 And he asked her after the thing. What language did you testify in the previous three times? 162 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:55,000 And she said English. And so I said, oh, this was a tactic of the prosecutor to make her seem more sympathetic, like she's an immigrant. 163 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,000 She doesn't speak English. She got beat by her husband who speaks great English. 164 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Like, you know, they're both from Mexico. And so it's like, oh, this is the prosecutor trying to make this sympathetic so they can get a dub here and get this thing slam dunk. 165 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:17,000 So, oh, let's have her testify in Spanish. So in that way, it makes her seem again, like I said, more sympathetic because, you know, you got people that's like, oh, she doesn't know English. 166 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Like she'd be, you know, whatever. But then she fucked herself because like so then I brought that up, too. 167 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:38,000 I was like, well, I was like, already, this lady is fucking clearly lying about certain things. And I'm like, if you testified three previous times in English and now all of a sudden on the fourth go around, you want to testify and have a translator that really calls into question. 168 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:45,000 Like, OK, why is that? Why is that? It's because you're trying to garner some sort of sympathy or whatever. So you're trying to make it look worse than it is. 169 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:54,000 You're trying to get some sympathy to get a conviction. I was like, that kind of threw me off. And then I said also when they were asking her questions, like she contradicted herself a bunch of times about like certain things. 170 00:15:54,000 --> 00:16:01,000 And yes, maybe it was because she, you know, it was going from, you know, she had testified all this shit previously in the three times previous in English. 171 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Maybe she forgot the story a little bit and now it's sad to translate into back into Spanish. I don't know. But she contradicted herself a lot. And I'm like, all right. 172 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Like they pointed out a contradiction that she did that was a very big one. I forget what it was off the top of my head. But I'm like, OK, if they caught her in a lie on this, then obviously there's no video. 173 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:29,000 There's no nothing showing what happened. This guy is saying like, hey, like, you know, my wife and I have been in incidences in the past, but it was reversed where she pulled a knife on him. 174 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:38,000 And then like, you know, it was like she was the aggressor. And so he had said, like, he came up and testified. He said, yeah, like we got into argument. You know, she shoved me. 175 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:45,000 I put my hands up and then she fell and hit her head on this desk. And like, but I didn't touch her. I didn't hit her. I didn't know that. 176 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:52,000 And so, again, based on the fucking shit they showed us, I'm like, I don't think you can say beyond a reasonable thought this guy actually did this. 177 00:16:52,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Like the damage that they're claiming he did. So I'm just like because they had these pictures of her rib cage and she was like she's like a large chested woman. 178 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:11,000 And so they had these pictures of a rib cage with these like these marks on them. And so I said, listen, guys, I was like, I don't want to get too graphic. 179 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:15,000 But like my wife is also a large chested woman. And listen, I see her naked all the time. 180 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:23,000 And those lines, they sure it might look like it's from like, oh, the debt because they were trying to say it was from the desk when he pushed her into it. 181 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:28,000 And like he beat he basically was beating her on the desk or whatever. And I'm like, dude, those are from the bra. 182 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:35,000 Like that's from her bra. Like you can easily see it. Like and I'm like, you guys, does anyone you guys are women here. 183 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Do you agree with me? And they're like, well, now that you mention it, like, yeah, that kind of does look like that. 184 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:45,000 So I'm like, OK, so we're getting painted this picture that's not exactly 100 percent true. 185 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:52,000 So I said, remember, our instructions at the beginning was we have to believe beyond all reasonable doubt that this guy is guilty of committing these crimes. 186 00:17:52,000 --> 00:18:00,000 That is what the judge fucking told us. Right. And I'm like, based on the evidence shown and there's a lot of other things they could have done to make it. 187 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:05,000 So that's beyond a reasonable doubt. But at the time of the incident, they didn't fucking do any of this shit. 188 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:16,000 So it's like, fuck, we can't convict this guy. I can't at least. So and I had literally swayed like basically over half of the people to go to the not guilty side by the end of it. 189 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:23,000 So then I sucked another week out of this because then it came to Friday and Thursday and they were like, all right, well, you guys haven't come to a decision. 190 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:32,000 They're like, you know what? We're going to give you guys two hours on Monday morning to see if you can come to a decision. 191 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,000 And basically they're like, if not, so they're like, go home, come back on Monday morning. Cool. 192 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:44,000 We came back Monday morning, sat in there for two hours and I just got up and I was like, all right, listen, we don't even waste nobody's time. 193 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,000 All right. You guys have had three days to think about it. Let's take a vote now and see where we're at. 194 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:59,000 And everyone except for this one old dude who his whole argument was if he's here, he's guilty. That was his whole argument. 195 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:08,000 That is so shitty. It is shitty. And I'm like, dude, you're fucking this guy because you don't because you're just automatically like, oh no, if you're arrested by the police, you're guilty of a crime. 196 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:13,000 And I'm like, what if you got arrested and you weren't the guy that did it? What would you be saying then? 197 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:17,000 He's like, well, I don't they don't police don't do that. And I'm like, you're high as fuck. 198 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:22,000 First of all, because they do that shit all the time. And so anyway, so that guy just would not budge. 199 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:39,000 And I'm like, well, so it became a hung jury. And so I was talking to the because the attorney afterwards, they wanted to like if any of the jurors wanted to give an explanation as to what they thought or whatever, like the attorneys wanted to like know about it so they could, you know, it could help them do their attorney in the future. 200 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:54,000 So I wanted to go talk to the fence guy because I wanted to tell him like, hey, man, when you I said when you attacked the cop on the stand for and you asked about his training that he had at the Academy about taking pictures and domestic violence. 201 00:19:54,000 --> 00:20:02,000 I said, you know, it's funny. I said, I know for a fact that domestic violence learning domain, it's the police academy. I said, you didn't know this, but like I've been through the police academy. 202 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:15,000 So I said in California, so like I know what the learning domain says. And what's funny is he went like around the same time I did. So I'm like, oh, I know what it says in that learning domain. I remember. And I said, you know, I wasn't supposed to do this, but I did it anyway because I didn't remember verbatim. 203 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:24,000 I went and looked it up. And he he basically said like that guy lied. He said about, oh, it doesn't tell you anything about like taking pictures or and I'm like, oh, that's like the first fucking thing it says to do. 204 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:34,000 And I was like, that guy's a lying sack of shit. So I was like, immediately I threw out all credibility of anything that the cop said at the scene. And I was like, and he didn't take any pictures into his fucking job. 205 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:45,000 And then I just told him, I'm like, you know, I said, I just want to tell you, man, like this dude would have been guilty if I wouldn't have been on this fucking jury because every single person in there was guilty except for me. 206 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:57,000 And I said, because they wanted to know what because he wanted to know, like, what was the factor that that made the jury go to this hung jury? And I said, the factor was just it was right here. 207 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:03,000 You're looking at it, man. It was me because again, if it would have been somebody else who went along with this bullshit, this guy would have got convicted finally. 208 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:11,000 And I said, it was bullshit. And I said, look, man, what do you think the odds are that they're going to try to go after him again? And he said, this was it. 209 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:18,000 This is the last time that they'll run it through. He's like, they won't run it through a fifth time. So like, he's basically just going to get, you know, he's going to be off now. 210 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:27,000 And this this process had been like a five year process because this happened like five years prior to like the actual date of when we were sitting in the trial. 211 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:33,000 So like this dude had been going through this shit for like five years. What a pain in the ass. Yeah. And it cost him a bunch of money. 212 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:50,000 His wife and him already had been divorced and everything like that. And she what's fucked is she fucked him in the divorce. She took the kid and because she got everything she wanted out of the divorce because they had they owned this company that like he was. 213 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:58,000 I forget what he did. It was some some fucking manufacturing thing, but he owned a company and it was like this multimillion dollar company that he owned. 214 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:05,000 And she ruined his life though. Yeah, she did because now she got full custody because of this whole domestic violence issue. 215 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:14,000 He hasn't seen he said I haven't been able to see my kid in four years. And he's like now that because this has been pending and he's like they have basically 30 days to refile the charges. 216 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:23,000 And if they don't, then he can go back to the custody court and he can request custody now a reappraisal of custody now. 217 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:31,000 So like he's like, oh yeah, maybe I'll get to see my kids, my kid again or whatever. That's pretty sad. And his kid doesn't know who he is probably because his kid was like three at the time. 218 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:41,000 And his kid was also used as a weapon to testify against him. And that was one of the things that was really sad that that also got me to was he said like, hey, like you went up there and this was the first time he testified. 219 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:53,000 And he said, listen, I don't want I didn't want my kid to be brought up here again because they've already brought him up three times. He's like, I told them that I would come on here and testify. 220 00:22:53,000 --> 00:23:02,000 I'd waive my right or whatever. And I would testify if they didn't bring my kid up here again, if they just played like the recording from before or whatever. And that's basically what they did. 221 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:23,000 And so. So that was also fucking depressing as sad as fuck. And it's like this guy got railroaded because the county prosecutor was more fucking interested in their win loss record and wanting to get an extra dub than in serving actual justice is what I is what I fucking took out of it. 222 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:32,000 And the original attorney that was for the county that was a prosecutor wasn't there. It was some other one because I feel I felt like that chick knew that this wasn't going to go her way this time again. 223 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:46,000 But she just said fuck it. Well, I'll have I'll have a standing go. So the standing was there and I had asked like, hey, like, what was the county's main motivation for prosecution here? And she basically was like, oh, you know, I don't really know because I didn't I didn't handle this case. 224 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:59,000 She was just here to represent the county to like hear the verdict or whatever. And she was just like, you know, I said, what just out of curiosity, like, what's the what's like the win loss record for this lady who's the attorney? 225 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:10,000 And she's like, oh, she's like undefeated. She's one of the best. And I'm like, oh, this is why. Because now you're going to have a win loss and now you have a draw on your record because non convictions that you didn't get a not guilty. 226 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:22,000 So you didn't get a loss, but you get like it's like a draw, basically the mistrial was like, oh, now she's going to have like a legitimate draw like on a record. And I'm like, oh, well, that's that explains because this bitch wasn't even fucking interested in serving justice. 227 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:29,000 She was only interested in her fucking win loss record, essentially, which is why they were pushing this through and coming up with these fucking tactics to make the jury feel bad. 228 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:45,000 Like, boot this lady or to boot this guy into jail and, you know, fuck his life up even worse. So anyways, that was my long winded story about that. But it was at the end of the day, I ended up skirting like fucking three and a half weeks fucking time off was great. 229 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Paid time just because I fucking and I got a guy off of fucking getting convicted. So pretty good. 230 00:24:52,000 --> 00:25:08,000 I don't know. But yeah, I mean, again, it was a good story. And again, it did suck going there because like literally sitting there in that fucking box like the chairs are all right. They're not super horrible when you're actually in the jury box like the chairs are pretty good, pretty decent. 231 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:22,000 But like just listening to these assholes fucking drone on and on because you do it in like stints. But you'll do like three hours and then you'll like go to lunch and you'll go to lunch for like an hour or two hours, depending on like what day it is or depending on what how the like the docket set. 232 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:32,000 And then they'll be like, oh, it's 11 a.m. Come back at like one or sometimes it was even come back at two. And then they do shit until four o'clock and then he'd be like, all right, it's four o'clock. 233 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:44,000 Yeah, let's go ahead and shut down for the day and come back tomorrow morning at nine a.m. And then you just repeat you literally repeat that for the four days of the trial. And then when you were in the jury room, they're supposed to be deliberating. 234 00:25:44,000 --> 00:26:02,000 You'd go and you'd sit there and you deliberate and you do your shit for like you get two hours and then they'd give you like a break and then you go back for another like hour and then they'd send you to lunch at 12 and then you go to like go to lunch from like 12 to like two or two thirty. 235 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:14,000 And then you come back and do like two thirty to like they generally would not want to they want to be out of there before five. Like they generally come in at like four thirty and they'd be like, hey, you guys got five more minutes and we're wrapping it up. 236 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:24,000 And then it's like, OK, then we'd be out of there by like four forty or whatever. So I mean, like it does suck sitting there and then the conversations and having shit and going back and forth. 237 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:33,000 And then it's like I was doing all the talking basically from my from my side. So like I was just sitting there fucking just ran in my mouth for fucking hours at a time. I was over explaining things. 238 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:41,000 I was explaining things 18 different ways like and that was just to draw it out and worked. It worked. 239 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:47,000 So I got extra time to not have to go to fucking my slave job. 240 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:57,000 So anyways, other than that, dream duty does suck the whole rest of the process like going there and like sitting with all those assholes, dude. 241 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Everybody's a prick in there, too, man. Like there was one time I had to go and like I go, I sat in the fucking room like all day, like all day, just sitting there waiting. 242 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:16,000 And then you just be like, oh, you just got to wait. And I'm just like, fuck, man. And then at the end of the day, at like four forty five, they call you and they're like, OK, 243 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:21,000 everybody can go home and you're like, son of a fuck. You could have told me this an hour and a half ago. 244 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Now that I know that they get out, they want to get out of there before five. 245 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Like they want to get out of there. You ain't fucking doing jury selection at four p.m. 246 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:33,000 You want to get out of there for by four. So like, why do you keep us here for another forty five minutes? 247 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,000 The assholes like you should have known at three thirty that they weren't going to be calling no more juries. 248 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:42,000 They're fucking just let us go. So it sucks. It's terrible. 249 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:50,000 And I did the judge on that one that I got on that he did issue a bench warrant for someone who was selected that was not in there. 250 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,000 Oh, shit. So like I thought that was funny. 251 00:27:53,000 --> 00:28:01,000 And they're like, oh, let's issue a warrant for this guy. And then he needs to he's going to need to appear and explain to us why he's not here. 252 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:06,000 And I was like, damn. And so then they did. They hauled that guy fucking in. 253 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:15,000 They fucking called him up and told him, like, hey, like, you fucking got to come in and you got a warrant and, you know, you need to come in and fucking explain why you're not here. 254 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:20,000 And I don't know what he said, because he did come in one of the days and was like, he said some fucking excuse. 255 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,000 And they were like, OK, now you just sit here and wait. 256 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:30,000 They waited. He was the last person of that day that because you either have to come in for one day or one trial. 257 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:36,000 So like it was like the last day of the jury selection. They waited till the end and they were like, all right, now you go. 258 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,000 And I was like, they made the whole fucking day with a bunch of assholes. 259 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:43,000 And also judges are pricks. One hundred percent. 260 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:50,000 They do not fucking they are like they throw their weight around and I do not fucking I kind of like that. 261 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,000 They're not like down the middle like they should be. 262 00:28:54,000 --> 00:29:00,000 And what way just in like they're the treatment of people like with that guy. 263 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Right. OK, so technically, yeah, he didn't show up right. 264 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:08,000 So like. And he would harp on this guy, too, like he would say comments and shit about him like the whole day. 265 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:12,000 Like you would just say shit like, oh, yeah, like somebody would ask somebody to ask him a question. 266 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:18,000 And then like the judge would interject and be like, oh, yeah, like Mr. fucking Belvedere over here, whatever the fuck the guy's name was. 267 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 Like I was like, God damn, man, like, OK, we get it. 268 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:27,000 Like, yeah, it's got to show up. Guess what? That's something that 90 percent of us probably would have wanted to try out and do. OK. 269 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 I thought about doing that. All right. 270 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 And if you guys would have called me, I just wouldn't answered. 271 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,000 And guess what? I would have waited until I got fucking pulled over. 272 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:38,000 And then guess what? The cops would be like, oh, hey, there's a bitch warrant for you not showing up for jury duty. 273 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,000 Cool. You know what they're going to do? They're going to write me a citation and say, here, you need to show up to go to handle this thing. 274 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,000 And then guess what? I just keep not showing up. And then what are you eventually going to do? 275 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,000 Yeah, I think eventually you can like go to they can put you in jail. 276 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:57,000 But what are you going to do? Oh, but anyways, people are assholes. 277 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Also, I learned a lot about how the justice system is fucked when I did that, too, about how like, yeah, that is literally what it is like. 278 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:10,000 Like some of these prosecutors don't give a fuck about like serving justice, about all like racking up dubs. 279 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:14,000 And it's like, that's not how you should be prosecuting the law, man. It should be like. 280 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:19,000 Yeah, but when you're your whole job is to be. Yeah, but like you should also be saying away. 281 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:31,000 You should always say, OK, let me look at this objective evidence and say, OK, instead of me trying to like gloss over certain things and like, you know, finagle it in a way that makes it look like this guy for sure did it. 282 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Like you can look at all these evidence pieces the same as I did and go, all right. 283 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:40,000 And the prosecutor knows how they're supposed to collect things and how to suppose to go fuck this cop fucked up. 284 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:46,000 He didn't get all the right evidence. Fuck, we shouldn't even pursue this case like this guy is going to there's no way we're going to get a conviction on this guy. 285 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:52,000 And she probably was like, oh, I could do it. I'm undefeated. I'm the one. And it's like, fuck, go fuck yourself, man. 286 00:30:52,000 --> 00:31:04,000 That should not be the motivator. It should be serving true justice and seeing that justice is truly given and done, not padding a win loss record, my opinion. 287 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:11,000 But what do I know? I'm not a fucking I'm not a fucking attorney. So what do I know? Nothing, apparently. 288 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:15,000 Anyways. All right. We got enough to add other than you're probably not looking forward to going to jury duty. 289 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:22,000 What is it for January? Yes. Oh, man. That sucks. Is it right after New Year's or is it like like roughly? 290 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:28,000 Dude, that sucks. What is it like the week of the fifth or something? No, like the week after, I think. OK. 291 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:34,000 I feel like that's when things get rolling again. So it's either I think this is going to play one of two ways. 292 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:41,000 Number one. I'll be out day one. Yeah. Two. 293 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:49,000 I think possibly because it's early enough in the year in the year that. 294 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:59,000 Maybe it's just to start off the year, they're going to. They're just going to ramp people through and they're going to want people serving jury. 295 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Serving on a jury like right away or whatever. So maybe I'll get something. I'll get put on a foot. 296 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:10,000 I'll get put on something. Well, if you don't get picked. 297 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Then you're good after you get dismissed down on the day. Yeah. 298 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:19,000 If they throw you in the room and put you through the selection, you don't get picked. Well, then cool. You get to fuck off and go home. Yeah. 299 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:25,000 So. It's early enough. I just don't know how this is going to play out because. 300 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:30,000 There's another person I know that had jury duty that's got to go tomorrow. 301 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:35,000 And I have a feeling that they'll more than likely I think they're going to be excused because like, what are they going to do? 302 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:43,000 They're going to sign you something. And then the week after it's Christmas and then the week after that is New Year's or maybe they'll just be like, OK, cool. 303 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:47,000 So you're seeing two weeks. Yeah. If you get selected, that would be painful. 304 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,000 At least I have the luxury of this happening after the fact. Yeah. 305 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,000 So it's not just I have this in the back of my fucking mind. 306 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:59,000 It's just like, cool. To start off the year in twenty twenty five, get jury duty out of the fucking way. 307 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:04,000 You don't have to worry about it for another four to five years and it'll be done with. Yeah. 308 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,000 So yeah. So anyways. All right. Well, fuck it. 309 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:16,000 I guess we'll end it here. Go to. Game Rage Sneeze Zine fucking. 310 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:21,000 I don't know. Go to the social media is GameRage magazine. All gas, no trash official. 311 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:28,000 And, you know, go check those out if you if you're even still listening at this point. 312 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:56,000 Anyways. All right. I guess that'll be it. We'll catch you guys on the next one. 313 00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:01,000 This has been the butt fuck nowhere show. 314 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:11,000 Thanks for listening. Don't forget. 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