1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,000 What podcast reviewer 37 describes as an indiscriminate hellish ride that I would not wish on my worst enemy. 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:17,000 The industry's elite have said time and again, man, fuck those guys. 3 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Get ready if your ears had butts, they'd about to be fucked. 4 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Welcome to the Buttfucknowhere Show. 5 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Oh man, anyways, this is going to be a fun ass episode of your favorite fuckery podcast, the Buttfucknowhere Show. 6 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000 My name is Josh. I'm here today with good buddy Adam. 7 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Well, maybe not good buddy after this. He's going to fucking talk to some shit right now. 8 00:00:52,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Yeah, dude, because I mean, shit, man, when you're like when you're ordering food, you think you think you would stick to what the menu offers, right? 9 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:08,000 It's available as an option. Yes, but it's a secret menu and it's not fucking Burger King. 10 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:15,000 You don't know what's the point of a secret menu if you're not allowed to order it because on most occasions you would eat the thing as intended. 11 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,000 And yes, I am also being hypocritical because I ordered both by burgers. 12 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,000 I'm being hypocritical. 13 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Yes, but OK, but there was extra. You made it extra complicated. 14 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:31,000 OK, you tell them. 15 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Let me just do the plugs real quick. 16 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Go to Gamerage magazine on Instagram. 17 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Tick tock YouTube, like comment and subscribe. 18 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Also, Gamerage mag on Twitter slash X. 19 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:49,000 I guess you can follow Adam at all. 20 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Don't I don't give a fuck. 21 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Go check out the Augusto trash podcast. 22 00:01:54,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Also, if you want to be part of the elite and the very few and the proud, you can go to sub stack dot com slash all gas, no trash official. 23 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:12,000 And you can hear Adam's wonderful musings about music and very factual and spreadsheet like articles with none of the prestige of the Marines. 24 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Yeah. Yeah. 25 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 None of the prestige. 26 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 You can be few and proud. All right. 27 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,000 Anyways. OK, so let's talk about this real quick. 28 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 So in and out. 29 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 In and out orders. 30 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Obviously, this is our first week back on the wagon, essentially, as it were. 31 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,000 And this was the cheat day. 32 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 This is the cheat day. 33 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 So we decided to get in and out. 34 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Adam had a craving. I'm like, fuck. 35 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Yeah, I could always go for some in and out. 36 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:39,000 So even with cheat day in mind, OK, you still first of all, you don't want to double carb. 37 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,000 All right. So I wanted fucking animal fries. 38 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 So that means I'm not getting buns on the burger. 39 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 That's just that's just number one right. 40 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 So I'm not doing that. 41 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 OK, that's the reason why I got it. 42 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Hold up. Hold up. 43 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:54,000 You just say what the order is, say what the order is and then say why you got each. 44 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 I got two double doubles. 45 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 Protein style. 46 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 I also got animal style. 47 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Yes. So then I also ordered it with a whole raw onion. 48 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Yes. OK. 49 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:09,000 So I didn't have a problem with any part of your order as far as like the quantity goes or anything like that. 50 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Because it was the specificity of the fucking order. 51 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:20,000 It's like, oh, you know, it's like it's like a five year old saying, oh, I want a hamburger, but I only want the cheese and the hamburger. 52 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,000 No tomatoes, no lettuce, no mayo. 53 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Let me stop you right there, because I did the only thing I removed from a traditional double double is the bun. 54 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 That's it. Everything else that I had. 55 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,000 No, no, no. Add it on. 56 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 No, you add. You said well done. 57 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Whatever. 58 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:45,000 I wanted the fries and that's not removing something. I wanted the fries well done because the fries at fucking in and out are usually soggy garbage. 59 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:51,000 So if you have them make the fries well done, they keep them on there a little longer so that they fucking get crispy. 60 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,000 So that's why I wanted the fries well done. 61 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 I didn't want the burger well done. 62 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 And what did you ask for for the onions? 63 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 I just asked for a whole raw onion. 64 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Why? 65 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Because I like raw onion. 66 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 OK. 67 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,000 That's the only way they put it on there is they they have a post. 68 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 What they serve it raw when you get it. 69 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 No, they give you the grilled onions on there. 70 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,000 You have to ask. 71 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 No, it's not. 72 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 It's not grilled. 73 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:17,000 When you order a cheeseburger or a hamburger, it comes with the raw onion. 74 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Yeah, it's just the little slivers. 75 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 I want the whole raw onion. 76 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 It's the whole circle with all the shit inside of it. 77 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 That's what it is. 78 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,000 OK. 79 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 It's basically like saying extra fucking onion. 80 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 OK. All right. 81 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 So I'm not even doing anything complicated. 82 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:37,000 As a matter of fact, I've talked to the people in and out when I order it, and they tell me that they prefer because I go, oh, sorry for all the shit. 83 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,000 They go, no, no, we prefer to make it because we don't got to fucking do a bun. 84 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 You just throw some lettuce in there. 85 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 The raw onion that's already done. 86 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 It's cold. 87 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 We just take it out of the fridge, toss it in there. 88 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Good to go. 89 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Super easy. 90 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 We don't got to toast. 91 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 No buns. 92 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 We don't got to fuck about. 93 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 They love it when I ask for this. 94 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 OK. 95 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:58,000 So it's not even an additional burden upon the people making the fucking shit. 96 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 All right. 97 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Now, if I were to ask for it, I asked them which ones they don't like. 98 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 And they said they don't like when people ask for it. 99 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Mustard fried because then mustard fried. 100 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Yes, which I didn't even know that was a thing until they told me that. 101 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 And I'm like, what the fuck is that? 102 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:15,000 And basically what you got to do is you got to take the burger and you slather it in mustard before you do it. 103 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,000 And then you fry it on the thing in the mustard. 104 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 And then you got to do it on both sides. 105 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,000 So you got to do it on one side and then you got to fucking spray it. 106 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 And then you got to do it again. 107 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 And they said it's a pain in the ass to do. 108 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 All right. 109 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 I don't know a lot of people that were going in and out. 110 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 And this is just like one interaction I had. 111 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 So maybe they were lying to me. 112 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 But no, that sounds real. 113 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 This is what they told me. 114 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 And so they said, that's a pain in the ass. 115 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 You know what the funny thing is? 116 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 What? 117 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:44,000 And it's like slight variations of what the actual burger is. 118 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:56,000 But that is additional work that they have to do for basically the same goddamn thing like to put mustard on both fucking sides and fry it on both sides. 119 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 And they don't charge any more for that. 120 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,000 No. 121 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:03,000 And what's funny is they tell me it tastes the exact fucking same. 122 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:09,000 And they also told me that when you get it animal style, that they kind of do that anyways. 123 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,000 And I'm like, oh, that sucks. 124 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,000 So it's like a placebo. 125 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Yeah, it's like bullshit. 126 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Like it's not even real. 127 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:20,000 So you can also be a cheap bastard and just give me two patties. 128 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Just give me an extra slice of cheese and you know what? 129 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:30,000 I'll take four spread with part of my order. 130 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:34,000 I'll add the cheese myself and I can make myself a nice animal fry without the additional cost. 131 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Like just to be an asshole. 132 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,000 You could do that because you know what? 133 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 In and out is a good guy and they don't charge you for spread. 134 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 They just give it to you. 135 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 The secret sauce. 136 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:48,000 McDonald's literally those motherfuckers, those snitches at McDonald's. 137 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:55,000 I bet that lady who snitched on fucking Luigi, I bet you she counted every fucking one and gave everybody the exact amount of sauce and charged you for the extras. 138 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 All right. 139 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 You know, that's terrible. 140 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:09,000 I think when it comes to reviewing bags, when it comes to McDonald's, they're the type of asshole that when they're, you know, the manager's overseeing the person at the cash register that's handing the order. 141 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,000 And they like they got fucking equalized for that shit. 142 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000 They see an extra barbecue sauce and they got x-ray vision. 143 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 And they're like, no, no, no, no, no. 144 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 This is remove that. 145 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Remove that extra barbecue sauce. 146 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 I saw you put two. 147 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,000 They only they only had a 10 piece. 148 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:32,000 And honestly, fucking one barbecue sauce isn't even enough because you want to know why when you open the goddamn packet, it's only half full anyways. 149 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Yeah, like the other half is on the fucking lid. 150 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 Yeah. 151 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,000 And it's just loses out when you fucking open it. 152 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:42,000 So now I've got 10 nuggets that I get half a fucking pack of goddamn sauce. 153 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Fuck. 154 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Why can't we go back to the days of just like morbid obesity and getting your fucking stuff? 155 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Obesity and getting copious amounts of sauce. 156 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 It's not even about the obesity. 157 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 It's about the charging me money for it. 158 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,000 We're good. 159 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,000 People will still pay for the extra sauce to be just as obese. 160 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Oh, my God. 161 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,000 OK, so I don't know if this is a thing for because I haven't been a Taco Bell in ages. 162 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:10,000 But you remember how before you could just go walk up to one of the it wasn't where the cash registers were. 163 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:14,000 But maybe it was napkins and shit were you get sauces there, the buckets of sauce. 164 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Yes, they had numerous. 165 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 Now you actually have to ask for that shit. 166 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 That's terrible. 167 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 I don't know. 168 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:26,000 That's a bad sign when like a bad sign were years removed from just being able to grab copious amounts of sauce that we could even take home. 169 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Because I that's one thing I did for sure was I would grab a handful of talkable hot sauce. 170 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 And I would put it on pizza. 171 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Oh, dude, I remember when they came out with the fire sauce. 172 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:46,000 I would I literally would go in the Taco Bell just to like order a taco and then I grab the entire bucket and stick it in my bag and then walk out. 173 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:50,000 And now, granted, maybe that's the reason why they stop doing that. 174 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Everybody's doing that. 175 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:56,000 But I will say I have not been a Taco Bell. 176 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 I don't remember the last time in a Taco Bell. 177 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 It's not good. 178 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 It's not. 179 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 No, like we remember it. 180 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,000 No, I think it's I don't know. 181 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Last time you had it. 182 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,000 I don't know, probably a year ago or two or more about when I had it. 183 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000 So when we get Taco Bell next week for our cheat meal. 184 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 I don't know. 185 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:23,000 I think you're going to be severely disappointed, especially when they only give you like two because when you ask for for mild sauce or whatever, they give you two packets for you basically your entire order. 186 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Well, all right. 187 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000 I also well because now they sell it at the store. 188 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 I buy it in the bottles now. 189 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:33,000 I haven't been talking about forever, but I put that on everything because it's zero calories. 190 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 I don't know. I think the microplastics really adds to the flavor. 191 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 I don't know if I like glass. 192 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 You might be right. 193 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 I need it straight from the source, man. 194 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,000 Yeah, from the tap. 195 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Oh, man. 196 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Yeah, so that's the in and out order. 197 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,000 That was something of being problematic to me. 198 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 But did you just OK, let me ask you this. 199 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,000 All right. 200 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Was it problematic because you just didn't want to say all this extra shit? 201 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Yes, I don't want to do that. 202 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Like it's I know it's not really an inconvenience to the fucking employees because they're the ones getting paid to do this. 203 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 But it's like it's such a hassle. 204 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:16,000 I really all I really wanted you to say was, hey, man, I want to double doubles and animal fries. 205 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Like that's all I wanted to hear. 206 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,000 You're like, I want. 207 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Well, OK, first of all, don't ask me what I want to show up with shit. 208 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 And I'm not going to say no to it. 209 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 So don't even tell me next time. 210 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Yeah, you know, I'll eat two double doubles. 211 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 All right. Now, now I know what you get the buns. 212 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Don't get me fries. 213 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000 That's all the bottom line is. 214 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 I don't give me fries if you want to get the bun. 215 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,000 All right. 216 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:47,000 You could have ordered four double doubles animal style and I showed up with that and two for me and I would have been like, oh yeah, I'll eat that. 217 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Just like the other day. 218 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:53,000 All right. When you went to fucking Miguel's, if you when you showed up with this extra bread, you didn't tell me shit. 219 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 You run a McGill's. You show up with an extra burrito. 220 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 I ate it. 221 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000 If you would have asked me previously what my order would have been. 222 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Oh, I would have told you, give me a garbage burrito. 223 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,000 I want it with the shredded chicken, extra avocado. 224 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 That would have been too much work. 225 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Like I would have said go fuck yourself. 226 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Yeah, probably. 227 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Yeah. 228 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 But you just show up with shit. 229 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 I'm not going to turn it down. 230 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000 All right. That's that's fair. 231 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,000 So it's just going to be a fun bag. 232 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:23,000 It's just like, yeah, I'm just going to show up with like a paper bag with a question mark. 233 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Here you go. 234 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,000 I guess I get what I get. 235 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:30,000 You just when you go in there, just be like, hey, whatever you got that people didn't actually pick up, just give me a bag of that. 236 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Yeah. 237 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 I'll take it. 238 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Just charge me six bucks. 239 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 I'll take the whole thing. 240 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Yeah. 241 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 All right. 242 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:41,000 So now the main point of the episode was what was it? 243 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Getting back on track and what other what other bullshit? 244 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 And then my Internet trolling. 245 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 OK. 246 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:52,000 OK. So getting back on track, I will say, man. 247 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 This is an addiction, man. 248 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Food is a fucking addiction. 249 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Like I am like a crackhead now. 250 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:02,000 And it's going to be a bitch again to fucking undo this because the damage. 251 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,000 Yeah. 252 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Falling off the wagon was fucked. 253 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:12,000 Now I understand people when they go to rehab, why they fucking have to literally it's so hard to get back on the wagon again. 254 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Yeah. 255 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:20,000 And like, dude, last week they brought in OK, this is why this was my diet for the last six fucking days. 256 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:25,000 It's been here. I'll fucking read it to you because I have it on chronometer because I track it. 257 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:29,000 I track every fucking thing that goes into my body when I go into this fucking mode. 258 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:33,000 All right. So how many calories is fucking a protein style? 259 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,000 I have no fucking idea because on cheat day, I don't track calories. 260 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Oh, OK. All right. 261 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:47,000 Because the purpose of it is to ensure that I just go over by like I need to go over by like seven, six to seven hundred calories, which I kind of know what I ate today. 262 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:58,000 So like I probably went over about four to five hundred calories because I think the I think the two double doubles, I think that's like fucking twelve hundred or fucking fifteen hundred calories just right there. 263 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:02,000 I mean, it's meat, lettuce, tomato, the meat, I think, in each one. 264 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,000 The two meat patties are like four hundred calories a piece. 265 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Yeah. 266 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Or I mean, each for each burger. 267 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,000 The cheese is like, I think, a hundred calories a slice. 268 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:20,000 So you're already looking at four, six hundred calories each one just with that. The lettuce, the tomato and the thing are like inconsequential for calories. 269 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,000 They basically amount to like under a hundred. 270 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 What about the sauce, the mayo? 271 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:30,000 Yeah. Well, that's the other thing is the sauce is like probably each one of those packets is probably like two hundred fifty calories. 272 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:43,000 So with that and the ice cream that I ate earlier today, I definitely hit around like probably twenty six hundred calories, which I'm I'm generally consuming about. Well, right now, nineteen hundred and eleven calories is what I'm consuming. 273 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000 What I've consumed for the last six days. 274 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Yeah. 275 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Which my actual calories I'm supposed to be eating are two thousand six hundred and fifty three. 276 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 So I am in a calorie deficit. 277 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 I am in like a seven hundred calorie deficit. 278 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 All right. 279 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 Consistently every day. 280 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:07,000 So what I ended up what I would eat is for breakfast, two fucking hard boiled eggs, two Greek yogurt. 281 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 Okay. 282 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000 That's breakfast. 283 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Lunch, premiere protein, one carton. 284 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:16,000 And what I do is I put it I mix it in. 285 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,000 I put in another because I think they're eight ounces. 286 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:30,000 So I put in another twelve ounces of almond milk, sugar free almond milk, and I mix in a tablespoon of coffee and I just make it a drink. 287 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,000 You get the caffeine and you get your fucking protein. 288 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 Right. 289 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:41,000 And all in all, the drinks under two hundred calories for a twenty four ounce, which is basically a large at Starbucks. 290 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,000 You get no larger Starbucks for under two hundred calories. 291 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000 That's like nine hundred calories if you make that drink at Starbucks. 292 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000 Right. 293 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 So you get that. 294 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Then for dinner, two hundred grams of Atlantic salmon, four hundred grams of chicken thighs, two hundred and fifty grams of New York strip steak. 295 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:07,000 And I've been alternating between two hundred grams of broccoli florets and basically two hundred grams of spinach thereabouts. 296 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Roughly, it has because the spinach is inconsequential in terms of calories. 297 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Really. 298 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,000 So the broccoli, two hundred grams of that shit of broccoli is fifty eight fucking calories. 299 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:24,000 That's basically nothing, but it's got all the soluble and insoluble fiber, which helps you not get constipated when you're eating a high protein meat diet. 300 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Right. That was the mistake that I learned from the first time of doing carnivore is that you cannot you simply just cannot do meat, cheese, egg, whatever milk. 301 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Like you just cannot do it because there are no fucking vitamins in any of that shit and you become vitamin deficient real fucking quick. 302 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:49,000 And if you if you also you're not eating any fucking fiber at all. 303 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:54,000 So your shits are going to be fucking horrific, not in the sense of like they're going to smell. 304 00:15:54,000 --> 00:16:02,000 I mean, yeah, your farts are fucking bad, but your shits are going to be solid logs that are hard to get out and ripping your asshole. 305 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Yes. And you're bleeding every single fucking time. 306 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Like there's no chance that you're not right. 307 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:12,000 And that's just and again, everyone's different, but that's how my body reacted. 308 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:28,000 I feel like I do much better because I also tried doing the reverse like the Dave Minster fucking high carb, high protein kind of like diet where instead of you just did high carbs and whatever. 309 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 That does not work for me. I don't do very well on that diet. 310 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 I feel like I don't I don't do that on it. 311 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:37,000 I do well on a high protein diet. 312 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:41,000 That's kind of like medium ish, maybe a little higher than they should be. 313 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:46,000 But, you know, kind of middle of the road fats, no carb, like minimal carbs. 314 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:50,000 The amount of carbs that I eat in a day is 15 on this diet. 315 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,000 I eat 15 carbs a day. 316 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000 It's two hundred and thirty nine grams of protein. 317 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Ninety five grams of fat. All right. 318 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:07,000 That diet works for me that this this is what works, especially last time with the fucking carnivore shit. 319 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 That shit was terrible with not being able to shit. 320 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:13,000 And literally I would go like a week to 10 days without shitting. 321 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:19,000 And when I would shit, it would be a multi hour affair of just trying to like push. 322 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Yeah. And when it came out, it would be like, you know, like when you're like when a lady's giving birth and they have to push in multiple like the heads coming out and then they push. 323 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000 It comes out a little more and they push it. It comes out a little more. 324 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:37,000 That's what shitting was like. And it would take hours where like a piece of the shit is hanging out of my asshole. 325 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,000 And there's like it's just dripping shit all out of it. 326 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,000 I can't get up and can't leave. You can't just go put it back in. 327 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000 It's got to come out. And so then you're sitting there just slowly pushing it out. 328 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Oh, fuck. Put it back in. 329 00:17:50,000 --> 00:18:02,000 And then eventually, once you reach the apex of the like I call it the critical mass where when there's enough weight hanging out of your asshole, that gravity just takes and pulls the rest of it out. 330 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Yeah. That's when you finally shit the rest of it out. 331 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:13,000 And also those shits would be I mean, I'm kidding you not a solid log, probably like four inches, four inches wide. 332 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:27,000 And like I'm talking like 12 to 15 inches long. I mean, like huge, huge solid shits that I would physically have to put gloves on and break the shit apart to get it to flush. 333 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000 That's how big it was. And it's like that's not good for you. 334 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:35,000 So, again, that's how my body reacts on the full only carnivore. I can't do it. 335 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:39,000 So this is like a modified version of carnivore, I guess. 336 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:49,000 It's not true carnivore. And anybody who tells me I'm wrong, go fuck yourself because diet is something that nutrition is something that everyone is physically different. 337 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:55,000 When it comes to that, everybody absorbs shit differently. There's some assholes that are lactose intolerant that can't eat fucking lactose things. 338 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:59,000 So their diet, obviously by nature, has to be different than everybody else's. 339 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Or gluten. 340 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Or people that have gluten intolerances. So like everybody's different. Everybody's fucking different. So what you find works for you, do it. 341 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:12,000 But back to my original point, that's what I ate this week, right? Every fucking day for six days, that's what I ate. 342 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:19,000 And then cheat day was, well, yesterday now. And I fucking did whatever. But now today it's back on this fucking wagon again. 343 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:31,000 And one of the things like last week that was hard at work, man, because it's December, they fucking brought in these fucking trays of fresh brownies, cookies. 344 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Of course it starts when you're doing this shit. 345 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Of course. But this is the problem. This is when I really, truly realize this is an addiction, man. 346 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:48,000 I am like a crackhead looking at it. It was so fucking difficult to not eat one of those. 347 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:55,000 And I'm like, all right, man, like literally I had conversations with myself staring at the thing like, all right, what if I just took a bite? 348 00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Is that that big of a deal? Like I'll track it on here, you know, or whatever. Maybe I'll eat a little bit less meat. 349 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:05,000 Like I shouldn't be that big of a deal. If I just took one bite and then I'm like, no, wait a minute. 350 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:09,000 If you fucking take one bite, you're going to eat the whole goddamn tray. 351 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 And I'm like, yeah, you're right. I probably am going to fucking do that. 352 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:19,000 So then I sit there and say, OK, maybe I'll just fucking, you know, maybe I'll not maybe I'll just walk out and walk out. 353 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,000 And then obviously I have to go back in there and fill up my water jug or something again. 354 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:33,000 I'm like, man, one bite couldn't be hard again. I think you'd be fine every couple of hours. I'm just like, you know, and I have to fight that urge off every single time. 355 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,000 And it's not like it just goes away. It actually gets worse and worse as it goes on. 356 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:43,000 So eventually I picked one up out of the thing I looked at and I was like, man, I just one bite of this brownie. 357 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:49,000 And then I'm like. No. So what did I do instead of being an asshole and putting it back? 358 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,000 I was an asshole and said, if I can't have it, no one can. So I threw it in the trash. 359 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:57,000 I licked it. No, no licking, because that would have been the same thing as eating it. 360 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:03,000 So no licking, no nothing. Threw it straight in the trash. 361 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,000 And then, you know, that's that. 362 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:16,000 But it's so fucking hard to like open the cupboard and look and go like, oh, my God, if I just could have a fucking Cheeto puff right now or if I could just eat a fucking whatever. 363 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:23,000 Now, one of the things that has been helping is if I absolutely know I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to go eat a fucking Oreo right now. 364 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Just take a shot of whipped cream. Just take a shot of whipped cream. 365 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:31,000 It's like 15 calories for like two tablespoons. There's like no sugar. 366 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:35,000 It's, you know, one squirts about two tablespoons. 367 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:42,000 So I just count that as it and it's like, OK, get a taste and then you go back. 368 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:46,000 But it's it's been hard, man, and it's it's going to be fucking difficult today. 369 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 That ice cream that I ate earlier. 370 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,000 I almost nutted in my fucking pants, man. 371 00:21:51,000 --> 00:22:03,000 And also another thing is is is doing this thing and I'm hoping I can maybe kick the food thing by January, but it's not going to happen because because we have Christmas. 372 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Yeah, it's not going to happen. Like my cheat days are going to be filled with. 373 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:11,000 And I'm probably going to end up fucking up and having more starting over again and just starting over in January. 374 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:16,000 And that's going to be hard because then I'm also going to be not jerking off. 375 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:24,000 So I'm going to have two addictions to just be maybe maybe fighting two addictions at the same time. 376 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 We'll cancel each other out and then I just want to do it. 377 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 That's what happened. Maybe. 378 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:37,000 I mean, I just keep telling myself, like, do you want to do what everybody else is already doing, 379 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:45,000 which is consuming copious amounts of food, unhealthy food, masturbating. 380 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Here's the thing. OK, let's just look at our peer group, people that we know. 381 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,000 All of them are just consuming and masturbating. 382 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 We don't know anybody. 383 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 The people that we knew. All right. 384 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Like they're just the reason why we don't know them anymore is because all they were doing was consuming and masturbating. 385 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:06,000 All right. So those people are still doing the same thing. 386 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:11,000 We've at least spent the last year and a half doing something different. 387 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,000 And now I think it's time to make the transformation complete. 388 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Yeah, I mean, that's why we're doing this starting in January. 389 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:27,000 Yeah, well, I mean, that's why the process has already been in motion with getting physically fit and also with this shit. 390 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:33,000 I want that I wanted to coincide with the success of game rage. 391 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:44,000 And yeah, I mean, fuck, am I going to make a bad choice of eating junk food on more than one occasion in a week? 392 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:51,000 Probably, especially for this coming coming days of holidays or whatever, which is fine. 393 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,000 I mean, whatever. At least I got the ball rolling and doing push ups, 394 00:23:55,000 --> 00:24:01,000 because that was the one thing I was really worried about, because it started around this time. 395 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Last year, when we went to the WWE event, I'm like, oh, no, I don't feel like doing push ups today. 396 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 And then that's when that's when the downfall began. 397 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Yeah. And it pretty much it rolled out pretty much throughout 2024. 398 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:20,000 And, man, I'll tell you what, doing the first set of push ups again, 399 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:25,000 starting from ground zero with five push ups, 12 sets for the first day. 400 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:32,000 And my fucking arm was being atrophied, like having atrophied 401 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:36,000 for the last 10 months or whatever amount of time that's passed by. 402 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:42,000 Man, that shit sucks. Mad, because it's it's once again, starting from if I had just kept with it. 403 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Throughout 2024, who the fuck knows where I would be at this point? 404 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,000 Maybe my chest would be a little bit flatter. Maybe my fucking abdomen will be a little flatter. 405 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:56,000 Maybe I wouldn't have love handles, maybe all that shit. But I didn't do that. 406 00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:00,000 So now I have to make up for starting from ground zero and doing that shit again. 407 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:06,000 And yes, I plan to hopefully start. Well, hopefully is not the right word. 408 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Once again, start running because I need I need to get some cardio in there. Yeah. 409 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:17,000 But, man, it does feel good to start doing push ups again and being physically active. 410 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:23,000 I sound like a fucking a 30, 30 minute, 30 minute PSA about physical activity. 411 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000 You know, like what you hear about when you're a kid. 412 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:29,000 Yeah, you know, we should really call Tony Horton and see if he wants to come on the podcast. 413 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:35,000 I don't have to get his take on it. Oh, yeah. But I don't know, man. 414 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:40,000 It's the physical stuff's not not that difficult for me because like. 415 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:50,000 I've just I think having gone to like many things where they like yell at you and make you do physical training, like that's kind of numb to me. 416 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 Do it like it's never been a big deal. You've never been that hard. 417 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,000 You're going to P.T. until you fucking die. Basically. 418 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:59,000 Yeah, it's like, I don't care. That's fine. I can just I can just tune it out. 419 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,000 You know what I'm saying? Like the physical portion. I just do. 420 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000 It's like autopilot. You go into this mode and you just discipline. 421 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Yeah, it's getting there. It's getting there. It's where it's second nature. 422 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 For me, it's the it's the food, the food part is. 423 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:16,000 Yeah, that's the hardest part for me, because like I've even this year I didn't I wasn't consistently doing push ups as I should have. 424 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:20,000 But I would go on and off. And that was just because I was being a lazy asshole. 425 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:24,000 And it's like when one thing goes, all of it, all of it goes. 426 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:32,000 And that that that's when I was starting to get worried when there was days where well, there would be times when we wouldn't record shit on my own. 427 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Fuck, it's going to this is in the back of my mind. I was thinking, oh, fuck, the rails are falling off. 428 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:45,000 If I'm already having a problem not following through on my obligations with food or doing physical activity. 429 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,000 This thing's that then this thing's next. Oh, fuck. It's all going to fall apart. 430 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,000 I will say that this thing actually was the only thing we did. 431 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 This is the only thing that we've done consistently. 432 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:59,000 It actually increased our productivity throughout the year. So, I mean, that's that's good. 433 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:07,000 Yeah. Did you think that last week when I was like, oh, we're not going to record because I was my throat was legitimately fucked. 434 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Like, I couldn't even I couldn't talk like I was like, oh, I need to like I need to rest. 435 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:26,000 And now I've kind of let go of it. I think if I think what I was thinking earlier earlier on when we were doing this shit is like, I thought every week we were attempting to get to that point of the 10,000 hours. 436 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Like, if you want to be proficient at something that every week we had to do this and get our hours in to be proficient in any time that we had taken off for one reason or another. 437 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:48,000 And that's why I like when it came to. Some other thing happening like an emergency or some other obligations coming up where we couldn't record, I would be a little bit agitated. 438 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:53,000 I'm like, oh, no, I'm still going to find and I'm still going to find a way to record shit. Yeah, do something. 439 00:27:53,000 --> 00:28:07,000 Yeah. And now maybe it is a little bit problematic, but now I'm starting to have a relaxed mind and maybe baby is part of it that it's not really the volume of shit that we do. 440 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:18,000 It's just we have to be consistent with it in some manner or another, whether it's one episode or five or six or seven that it has to be shit shit that we're really interested in. 441 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:23,000 Yeah. On a week to week basis that we do it. But. 442 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:37,000 Putting out eight episodes, I mean, that's a luxury that we can we can do that, but I'm also like not even concerned about the number of episodes we do as long as we think we made good shit for people to listen to. 443 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:46,000 So even like my mind is kind of relaxed on. Yeah, me too. I mean, and I think that whole numbers thing really fucking brought that into perspective was it's like, all right. 444 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:55,000 We were just putting out volume to try to reach numbers now that the numbers are all fuckery and it's like it was never it was all a lie or it is a lie now who the fuck knows. 445 00:28:55,000 --> 00:29:06,000 But now it's just kind of okay cool like now we can kind of focus on not trying to come up with shit but also trying to then say, oh, let's make episodes about shit that we know will be good. 446 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:12,000 You know what I'm saying. Yeah, like it's more of now looking at quantum quality over quantity I guess it was always that. 447 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:23,000 But, but then it also felt like to some degree, I mean, I didn't feel like this personally but hitting our quota of eight means that maybe we're reaching on some topics. 448 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Yeah, no, I think I feel like I think you might have been a little bit on some of them. It's okay. 449 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:36,000 I'm cool with that. But that's the consistency that we have to put forth that we're not going to be able to put home run episodes every goddamn. 450 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:43,000 Also, I mean, look at what's evolved just in the last like month. I mean, we haven't done any fucking comic episodes in like a month. Yeah, or maybe even longer. 451 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:52,000 And those were like the majority of the episodes we were doing because we were popping out like we were popping eight episodes of a week just of that. 452 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:59,000 Yeah. And not to say that I don't ever want to talk about comics again, but it's like all right, we we got the volume thing. 453 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:12,000 It's like, I feel like we were those were just phone in that we like I said those were like phone in easy fucking things because it's like, oh, we're just talking about this thing we just read and going through it like it's like you have to come up with anything like it's just we're just talking about this thing. 454 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:24,000 It's kind of easy. And, you know, I feel like maybe that got a little boring. Yeah, I don't know if the audience felt that way because I mean, the numbers did start to drop off. 455 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:42,000 But that's because we stopped doing it. So or stop doing it like that. So as much as we were doing it. So I don't know. I do like doing this shit better where it's like, cool, we actually talk about topics and shit that we want to talk about as opposed to like, oh, okay, like, let's fucking review. 456 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:57,000 Yeah, I mean, shit, we did. We've done Christ just of the comic one. I think we've done close to fucking 100 episodes just of the comic one because I mean, shit, we were doing episode what 20 something of like Hulk and fucking Daredevil. 457 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:04,000 That's almost 50 right there. And then the two Darth Vader ones we were getting up into the 20s. So it's like, well, and also V from a data. 458 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:18,000 Oh, yeah. And then those other various little ones that we did. So X-Men's. Oh, yeah. The X-Men's too. So, yeah, I mean, not to say that it was like getting boring or whatever, but, you know, it just felt like it was time to like, I just don't feel like fucking with comics. 459 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:29,000 Like, I don't know. This is fuck whatever. Yeah, I'm sure we'll eventually go back to doing those. Eventually, we'll go back to maybe those. I don't know. Maybe we won't. Who the fuck knows? 460 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:40,000 Maybe if we ever read a shit to talk about, then that's why to go back and do those again. I don't know. But I think we've been doing all right. I think we've made better episodes of this other stuff. 461 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:50,000 I think we've made a higher number of bed, no higher number of good episodes since we stopped doing the comics ones or since we haven't been doing them. 462 00:31:50,000 --> 00:32:01,000 I don't know. I just feel like there's been more shit to talk about too lately. So, I don't know. Whatever. Anyway, I think we're I think we're looking good so far now for 2025 is going to be a good year. 463 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:12,000 I don't know. I don't know if it is or not, but I'm sure going to give it my fucking all. Yeah, I think 2025 is going to be the year we make our first dollar. I think that's our first dollar. Yeah, I think 2025 is the year. 464 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:23,000 It's the first dollar year. I think that's what happens. Well, shit, man, I'd love to. I already. Oh, because I didn't even get to my fucking Internet shit talking. I already have people. 465 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:34,000 I have people asking me where to buy things that I made. So I'm kind of like, hmm, maybe I because this is a this is a ultra guillotine poster that I made. 466 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:42,000 And I'm like, that would be real easy to just print out and send to people. So like maybe I put a link on the website and say, oh, you go to game. 467 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:54,000 magazine.com here. You can buy it for nineteen ninety nine. I don't know. Maybe that's I don't know. Maybe that's something to think about. Yeah. But especially while the CEO killing is hot. I don't know. 468 00:32:54,000 --> 00:33:06,000 Maybe that's the jump on. But hey, dude, fucking Nintendo shop is putting Luigi's in the front of their store because it's hot right now. Yeah. 469 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:15,000 I mean, well, Luigi Man, do you anything? Somebody said, what a bad year for fucking Nintendo. And it just showed Diddy Kong and fucking Luigi. 470 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:27,000 Diddy. Yeah, that's pretty funny. Fucking a dude. But anyways, I have I have been continuing my Internet trolling this this week. So what are the highlights for this? I'll give you the highlights. 471 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:37,000 The highlights were again, continuing to fuck with the fake L.A. night fan that has not blocked me for some reason, who keeps reposting Jesus shit. 472 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:47,000 Now it's really starting to piss me off. So he reposted this thing that said if Jesus has blessed you today, type amen. So I responded into the comment. 473 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:53,000 Hell, Satan. Well, I went a little further. I said he blessed me with a full denial of health care costs. 474 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:59,000 Thanks, Jesus. Wish he would have taught me about health insurance instead of all this fishing. 475 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:08,000 So that was that was one that I got a lot of fucking I got a lot of laughs on. Then there was this dude. 476 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:15,000 There was this guy who posted this thing about the backstory of the CEO of that got murdered right of United Health Care. 477 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,000 He wrote the whole backstory about his family and all this bullshit. Right. OK. All right. 478 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:30,000 So I wrote I quote backstory zero out of 10 super fake, super gay, would not bang. Also, my brother did nothing wrong. 479 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:37,000 End quote. It's a me Mario. I got a shit ton on that one. I got a fucking likes. 480 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:54,000 It's got a ton of hearts on that one. Then another highlight, Nissan, the company posted like an ad there, their corporate thing of this picture of the new frontier saying Nissan Frontier 2025. 481 00:34:54,000 --> 00:35:03,000 Where will you go? And I wrote in the comment nowhere because no one can afford it. That was pretty funny. 482 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:09,000 Other people wrote like repair shop, the dealership service department. I wrote that. 483 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:16,000 And then, oh, there was another one. OK, where this guy this is another really good one. And you'll you'll appreciate this one. 484 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:25,000 There was this guy that was talking about the Dyatlov Pass incident that took place back in like the Soviet Russian days and like the 50s or 60s. 485 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:37,000 Where are these expert climbers went missing and ended up looking like they got murdered or some crazy shit. So this guy's going on this whole fucking like explanation about it. 486 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:44,000 So the nice repair this. Yeah. But how does this affect LeBron's legacy? 487 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:50,000 So I was like, oh, I'll put this one for Adam. That was like a classic because, you know, you could stick that anywhere. 488 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:56,000 And people are like, what the fuck are you talking about? The greatest shit ever. Yeah, it works. It works on like so many levels. 489 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:05,000 And then there was a guy that was going on this whole thing about like he's given like advice for like being on like a stock market guy and like, oh, this is the stock. 490 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:14,000 They say that. And I said, huh? I said, sure. Would be a shame if the stock market suffered some sort of catastrophic and unfortunate incident, wouldn't it? 491 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:21,000 And then like, because he was saying all this shit about the stock market being like, oh, it's going to be up and everybody should throw your money into the stock market. 492 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:28,000 If you're not putting money in the stock market, you're a poor. And it was basically like, yeah, sure. Would be a shame if something bad happened to that stock market. Yeah. 493 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:37,000 Cock suckers. So you fucking rug these people. Yeah, basically. And then there was another thing that I fucking said. 494 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:45,000 On tick tock, I think which was, oh, no, we're going to be set as season. This is literally like whatever. 495 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:51,000 There was let's see the that one, that one, that one. I said that one. 496 00:36:51,000 --> 00:37:05,000 What do I say on this one? Goddamn. Oh, yeah. There was the one about the I don't know if I said this one about the Toyota fucking put this thing saying their new prices for the twenty twenty five for runner. 497 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:11,000 The basic model, seventy five thousand dollars. Well, the basic model that like doesn't even have air conditioning is forty two thousand dollars. 498 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:17,000 All right. Jesus. The TRD Pro, which is like the middle of the road one is like starts at sixty eight grand. 499 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:25,000 So I said, damn, people are going to start coming after auto CEOs if they don't get these places. 500 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,000 And that was the other one that got a lot of good got a lot of good comments on it. 501 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:39,000 And fucking that's pretty much the highlights. What do you call it? 502 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:47,000 Oh, some guy replied to my fucking one comment, man, people are replying to this comment about the thing. 503 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:55,000 Anyways, yeah, that was that was my Internet trolley. So the week highlights, I will be continuing to write ridiculous comments on things. 504 00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:03,000 I do want to do one because there was there was I want to say something about like, yeah, guys, but Jim Carrey only came back to Sonic 3 because he needed the money. 505 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,000 Like, that's one that I want to throw into some. Oh, yeah, he said he just did that in like an interview. 506 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:13,000 He said, like, oh, you know, I got to work with fucking Keanu Reeves and he's like, but also I just really needed the money. 507 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,000 So I want to do something that has nothing to do with that. 508 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:21,000 Yeah, that's cool and all. But like, you guys know, Jim Carrey just came back to the money, right? 509 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:26,000 So I'm like, I'm going to do something for the love of the world. 510 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,000 That's my next one that I'm going to do to something. 511 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:33,000 I don't know what I'll be my first one. And then I'll let you know how that one goes. 512 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:39,000 And I haven't plotted out anything else yet. But we'll see where it goes. 513 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:43,000 So, anyway, so we got anything else, Dad? 514 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:55,000 Tune into anything post this fucking episode, we're going to be doing another fucking casting of famous movies, 515 00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:00,000 the best movies with the most ridiculous cast possible. 516 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:05,000 So be tuned in for that and we'll think we're probably going to have it released on Monday or something. 517 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:09,000 That'll be on Monday coming out. GameRage movies and TV. 518 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:15,000 We already did the first episode, which we did Star Wars and Jurassic Park. 519 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000 What's the next one we're doing? Lord of the Rings? 520 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000 Well, I just had Lord of the Rings. We didn't pick the second one, huh? 521 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000 No, I think I feel like there's a lot of characters. 522 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:29,000 There's a lot of characters. So I felt like this was one that needs to be its own episode because I need to put some thought. 523 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,000 I have I have some ideas for some of the roles. 524 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:40,000 I just don't have. Probably like 60 percent the rest of the rest of the cast like figured out. 525 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,000 So what do you love it? Here's here's a preview for those that. 526 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000 Oh, what do you got? And off the gray. 527 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:53,000 Hey, Verne Troyer, Verne me, Verne Troyer, what the fuck? 528 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,000 And off the gray. What the fuck? 529 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,000 I don't know. I thought that'd be fucking. Oh, man, I am terrible. 530 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 That's what we're doing, right? We're making it ridiculous. 531 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:07,000 Fuck, man. I want shit. I would go with Snoop Dogg because he hits the pipe to or the. 532 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,000 That makes sense. I know it makes sense. All right. 533 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000 Yeah. You want to go with something that's like totally fucking ridiculous. 534 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000 Like, shit, that's why I was going for. 535 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:20,000 So it's like, oh, he comes in. He's like, hey, Frodo, you son of a bitch. 536 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 What the fuck are you doing here? Fuck. 537 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:26,000 I need to think of worse things for Gandalf now because Snoop Dogg is a little too. 538 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 That's a good one. That's like a good casting. 539 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,000 Like if they read did Lord of the Rings, I'd be like, oh, they should definitely put Snoop Dogg in that role. 540 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 That'd be fucking legit. 541 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Yeah, I'm not that I'm going to have to sit on that one. 542 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:44,000 So that's pretty good preview for what we do on on on game rage movies and TV. 543 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Anyways. All right. I guess that'll be the end of it. 544 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:55,000 So go check out all of our shit at GameRage magazine on Instagram, Tick Tock, YouTube, like, comment, follow and subscribe. 545 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Also, game rage mag on Twitter slash X. 546 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,000 You can follow Adam at all gas, no trash official on Instagram. 547 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:14,000 And you can go check out sub stack dot com slash all gas, no trash official to see Adam's blog and hear him say very well thought out. 548 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:20,000 And really, it's it's almost like you ask an A.I. a question and Adam writes an article about that. 549 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,000 That is that is that's not what exactly what I want. 550 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000 No, no, no, it's not like you get the A.I. to do it. 551 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:29,000 It's like Adam is the A.I. like he's got that level of dense information. 552 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:39,000 He was like it's like you ask the question like why did Cosmica sign Bardo Martinez and Adam goes, well, you see, if you look at this, you look at these things and this is probably how it's going to end up going in. 553 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000 It's probably going to be bad and everybody's going to lose in the end. 554 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:47,000 I do. I don't. I mean, I hope it doesn't come across as fucking dry. 555 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000 No, I think it's entertaining. 556 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:55,000 All right. I'm just curious about that, because like I said, I don't think I don't qualify myself as a good fucking writer. 557 00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:00,000 I'm just doing this because there are things that I hate that I don't want to succeed. 558 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 And I need to get it out of me. 559 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000 I need to expel my demons on paper. 560 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000 Yeah. So, yeah, if you've got hate in your heart, let it out. 561 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,000 Yeah. I don't want to say the other part. 562 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:18,000 You know what that's from. You get a gold star. Yeah. If you don't, then you're probably not old enough to even fucking smoke cigarettes. Yeah. 563 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Anyways. All right. Well, that'll do it for us. 564 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:48,000 Fuck. We'll catch you guys on the next one. 565 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:54,000 This has been the butt fuck nowhere show. 566 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000 Thanks for listening. 567 00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:03,000 Don't forget, subscribe and like on Instagram and TikTok at GameRageMagazine. 568 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:09,000 Also on Twitter slash X at GameRageMag. 569 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:18,000 Also visit our website, www.gameragemagazine.com for a host of other podcasts and more. 570 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:39,000 Thanks for listening.