1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,000 What podcast reviewer 37 describes as an indiscriminate hellish ride that I would not wish on my worst enemy. 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:17,000 The industry's elite have said time and again, man, fuck those guys. 3 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Get ready if your ears had butts, they'd about to be fucked. 4 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Welcome to the Buttfucknowhere show. 5 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:43,000 Oh yeah, welcome back everybody to a brand new episode of the Buttfucknowhere show. 6 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,000 My name is Josh and I'm here today with good buddy Adam. 7 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Yes, greetings. 8 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:57,000 And today we're going to talk about our private discord channel that we have amongst the two of us called Big Brain Ideas and the words that are contained therein. 9 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Before we do that, if you want to follow and see more of our shit on social media, you can go to Gamerage Magazine on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, like, follow, comment, subscribe. 10 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 I gotta be put on mute. 11 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Oh, you're gonna take this? Alright. 12 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Also, you want to go to Twitter slash X, you can follow us at Gamerage Mag. 13 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:22,000 You can follow Adam at all gas. 14 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:27,000 No trash official on Instagram. 15 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 That's pretty much it. 16 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Adam went to go take a piss. 17 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:44,000 So in the meantime, we're going to be discussing our big brain ideas. Like I said, it's our channels, the thing that we do. 18 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,000 God damn it. 19 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 I muted the channel. 20 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:52,000 So it's not recording, but I can still hear him peeing. 21 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 I should turn it on so I can see. 22 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,000 It's on the button. 23 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Nobody wants to hear that. 24 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Anyways, our we have this discord server that's just me and him and Adam and I. 25 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:08,000 And we basically we have various various fucking channels. 26 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:12,000 We have like 30 of them in there and we just discour 30 boards. 27 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 I don't know what you want to call it. 28 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 We have discord server. 29 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Yeah, there it is. 30 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,000 And we have various channels on there. 31 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,000 And the one of those big brain ideas, that's where we put anything that we come up with. 32 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:32,000 It's like an idea potentially that we may have of like a new podcast or like something to talk about or some sort of, you know, I don't know, some sort of like a, you know, just an idea that we have. 33 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 And a lot of them are stupid as hell. 34 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,000 An incubation. 35 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Yeah, incubation chamber, I guess, or whatever. 36 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 It's like from the Silicon Valley. 37 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 This is an incubator. 38 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Like, you know, fucking. 39 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 That is where we throw all our worst ideas. 40 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 And then we see which ones survive. 41 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 And most of them don't. 42 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 But anyways, Adam wrote something in there yesterday. 43 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 What would you want to tell us first? 44 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Before we get into that. 45 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 OK, so this one is just kind of a quick. 46 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 OK, but I was watching Man of Steel again. 47 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:01,000 OK, that guy that plays Zod, Michael Shannon, man. 48 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Yeah. 49 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:08,000 I don't know if there's anybody that's going to do Zod any better. 50 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Well, I agree. I don't think so. 51 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Like, Man of Steel is a really good fucking movie. 52 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,000 I mean, it kind of drags some parts because they jump around from. 53 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Yeah, a little and then. Yeah. 54 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 Yeah. 55 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Harder for some reason. 56 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:26,000 I don't know all the finer details of it, but it was overall enjoyable. 57 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:35,000 But there's a scene when Krypton's exploding that when Zod was going to commit his direction, then they get. 58 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Fent off into the Phantom Zone. 59 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:46,000 OK, so when they freeze, they have like this metallic encoding around them and it looks like dildos. 60 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:51,000 I'm like, dude, who let this go by? 61 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,000 I don't remember that. 62 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,000 You have to find. I don't know if I can find it quick enough. 63 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:59,000 But when they get trapped in that casing. 64 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Man of Steel dildos. 65 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Let's see if I can get anything, Zack Snyder on the pods and Man of Steel. 66 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Prison cells in the shape of dildos. 67 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 68 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Those are dildos. 69 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Yeah. So when I was watching the movie, I'm like, these things look phallic as fuck. 70 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 What the fuck? But I'm glad other people. 71 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,000 This is like well after the fact the movie came out or whatever. 72 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:32,000 But I was watching this like this. This looks like penises. 73 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 So, oh, dude, somebody asked Zack Snyder. 74 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:38,000 They said, hey, was Unite the Seven indicating another member? 75 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,000 And why did the pods in Man of Steel look like dildos? 76 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,000 And then he says, hey, it had a double meaning. 77 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:52,000 The seven C's and the seven members of Justice League and the amount of reasons why they look like dildos is too many to count. 78 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Oh, man. That's fucking great. 79 00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:01,000 All right. So anyways, that was just a quick, quick fucking thing. 80 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:07,000 But so this week I had written this thing. 81 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,000 I wrote Jack off lantern. Yeah. Yeah. 82 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,000 So I want to hear what you what came to mind. 83 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:21,000 So when you when you when I when I when I was sitting there and I hear the ding of the discord and I go look and it shows me in the alert. 84 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,000 What channel it's on. And so it said big brain ideas. 85 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:29,000 And then it said what you wrote underneath that in the notification. 86 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,000 And it just said Jack off lantern. 87 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:38,000 And I immediately thought I was like, OK, so you know how you have those like radios that they're crank powered radios. 88 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:43,000 All right. Yeah. So I thought, all right, it looks like a normal lantern, which there's no fuel. 89 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,000 There's no batteries. How you turn the light on is you got to fuck it. 90 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Like you got to Jack. It's got to like Jack it off. Like you got to get it jacked off with it. 91 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,000 And then that that friction causes the thing to build up inside. 92 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 And then it like it'll turn on. 93 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:01,000 And then if you fuck it for like six pumps, it'll it'll turn on for like two minutes. 94 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Like and then like you could pump it more to get it like, you know, stay on longer. 95 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Yeah. The second thing I thought of. 96 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:12,000 All right. That came to mind was a partnership with flesh light. 97 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 And you make it's like an actual jack of lantern. 98 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:23,000 All right. But instead of fucking inside the eyes and the nose and then the mouth is multiple different of their like. 99 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Because you know how each porn star that's like sponsored through them has like their own fucking like flesh light version. 100 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Oh, wow. That's way cool. I mean, so like in a weird perverted way. 101 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:36,000 So like it's like a it's like a carrying case, but also like you can just fuck them straight in that. 102 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Like you don't even got to like it's the jack off lantern. It's just like this big ass jack. 103 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 You saw the Halloween like it'd be a good like a September. 104 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:48,000 They start selling them and then you make special edition ones where every year it's like a different set of porn stars like. 105 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Oh, dude, that'd be sick because it'd be like it's like a sweet old shit. 106 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,000 It doesn't even have to be a lantern or whatever. It could just be a ball. 107 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Sure. Yeah. It's like modular. You take out all the components. 108 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Like if you have four vaginas or mouths or whatever the fuck you can put in your head then or if it's buttholes or mouths or whatever. 109 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,000 And they're modeled after different that'd be wicked cool. 110 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Well, anyways, it's flesh like if you're interested in licensing this, I think that is a fucking hell of a holler if you hear me, 111 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:21,000 because then it's like you're not cycling through. Numerous like fleshlights, right? 112 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:25,000 If you if you purchase those, yeah, because you just have it one in hand, right? 113 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,000 But if you have a ball or a sphere that's got multiple. 114 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Yeah, you know, you can kind of pick your flavor. 115 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Yeah, well, like, because honestly, the injection molded like inside of the fleshlights, what you fuck like the cases, whatever. 116 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Like you just have the injection molded things in this thing, but you can like modular change them out. 117 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:47,000 So then like you don't got to pay all like for a full fleshlight because like you don't got to pay for the casing and the cup. 118 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Like it's just the modular thing. Yeah. 119 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:53,000 And then fuck, man, maybe it's like a little more expensive than a regular fleshlight to buy this ball. 120 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:57,000 And then like you just fill it in with cheaper inserts, man. 121 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,000 You can pick your flavor. Yeah. And you just pick whatever. 122 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:06,000 That was what I that was what came to mind immediately. Those two ideas. We said that. And I was like, I should type those in here. 123 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,000 I was like, you know what? I'm not going to say anything. 124 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:13,000 And I'm just going to see what this is eventually. Yeah. 125 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:17,000 So anyway, so, OK, obviously, I clearly we were not thinking of the same thing. 126 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Apparently, what would you what would your intention? 127 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Oh, man, it's Jack off. It's fucking bad. It's like a South Park episode. 128 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:33,000 OK, all right. It's like tricking kids. I was thinking it's like, oh, man, we should go to old man Granderson's house for Halloween. 129 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:38,000 And it's like, why? Because he has a jack off lantern. You mean a jack o lantern? 130 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:44,000 He's like, no, a jack off lantern. He he sticks his well, you know, he doesn't know. 131 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:52,000 But he's like, well, there's like this rod thing sticking out and you jerk it off and the free goo comes out. 132 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:58,000 And all the kids are like, dude, you got my list. 133 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Oh, my God. That is like the stuff with carbon. 134 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:07,000 He's like, he's like, oh, yeah, you take you an alley and you close your eyes and you suck on this house. 135 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Good comes out like and then they give you money. 136 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Dude, I'm like, that's the perfect like South Park episode about 137 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:22,000 like not taking candy from strangers on Halloween, like in the worst fucking case ever. 138 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:26,000 So anyways, it's the worst idea ever. 139 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,000 I don't think I should have said it, but we already whatever. 140 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 It's fun. And that's hilarious. 141 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:35,000 OK, like, yeah, that's fucking crazy and ridiculous or whatever, but it's fucking hilarious. 142 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Yeah. And that's what's like. Comedy and things that are funny, it's because they're completely ridiculous. 143 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:47,000 That's why it's funny. Yeah. Like, oh, hey, everybody, let's go to old man Granderson's house. 144 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 OK. All right. What's up with that? 145 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Oh, he's got this jack off lantern. 146 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,000 And it's like, wait a minute, that's something you don't you just misspoke. 147 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,000 You meant to say Jack. Yeah, it's called a jack off lantern. 148 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,000 And he's like, OK, what what is that? 149 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 He's like, oh, he's got this thing. 150 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,000 And, you know, you just it's got this hard stick that's in there and you got to fucking like, 151 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 you got to try to pump it as many times as you can. 152 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:10,000 And whoever gets the goo to come out first, you get candy or whatever. 153 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,000 You get candy like. 154 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,000 They're like, dude, you're just getting molested. 155 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 And he's like, what do you mean? And he's like, what? 156 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,000 The rod's a dick. No, it's not a dick. 157 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,000 They're like, yeah, man, it's got to be his dick. 158 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,000 And they're like, he's like, no, this kid is like convinced that it's not a dick. 159 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Yeah. And then they go on the Internet because now that everybody's got like to pull out one of their phones 160 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:36,000 and they're like, no, man, like, look, and they just do old man dick. 161 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:41,000 They're like, does it look like does a stick look like this? And he's like, oh, fuck, kind of. 162 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Yeah, man, it's his dick. 163 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:47,000 And he's just like, shit, man, like I got molested. 164 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Damn it. Now what? 165 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,000 And they're like, I don't know, dude, I think you're gay now. 166 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,000 And he's like, shit, now I got to be gay, too. 167 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Fuck, man. 168 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,000 That would be a perfect South Park episode. 169 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,000 That would be excellent. 170 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Matt Parker, Trace Stone, hit us up if you want to fucking work together. 171 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 Oh, my God. You guys run out of ideas. 172 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 We can recycle your shit and make it better. 173 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:12,000 I can't believe I had to hold that for like, dude, that was like three days ago. 174 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,000 I did. So what did you have? 175 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,000 I wrote. OK, so I wrote in there after that. 176 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:23,000 That way now now we have a podcast named Big Brain Ideas. 177 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Oh, you're right. Remember we talked about making one that was about our stupid ideas. 178 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Yeah. There it is. Big Brain Ideas. 179 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,000 What the fuck is wrong with us? Yeah. 180 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,000 It was staring us in the face the whole time. Yeah. 181 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Anyways. OK, so I wrote in there. 182 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Delivery driver driver confessionals. All right. 183 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:46,000 And I was thinking, like, what if we just like because, OK, there's these guys, 184 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:51,000 there's some people do this kind of already where they just like, oh, it's clearly like they're trying. 185 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:55,000 They're just pretending they're like, oh, hey, guys, I'm an Uber Eats driver. 186 00:11:55,000 --> 00:12:00,000 And, you know, oh, like this guy was mean to me last time. 187 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 So this is what happens. 188 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000 And then like they'll take bites of the food or they'll do shit or whatever. Right. 189 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 And I was like, all right, what if we did this? 190 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Like, OK, we don't. So you can't like because the way I'm going to I would plan on doing this is to make it look like it's absolutely real, 191 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,000 to make it so that this is not it doesn't look like a parody, doesn't look like it's fake. 192 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:25,000 And so we could never say the name of like one of the companies because they would then like sue us or whatever for something. 193 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:29,000 But like if we never said the name of the company, right, if we just delivery driver professionals 194 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:36,000 and you know how like anybody can get a side job doing Uber Eats or like even delivering for Amazon, like people assholes been driving up 195 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,000 in fucking personal cars, dropping off shit from Amazon. 196 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:44,000 So like I'm like, oh, man, that's like that's that's a great way to do this. 197 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:49,000 And it's just like some guy and he's just like, oh, yeah, like this is my daily life of me going out. 198 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,000 It's like cops a little bit, but like with with delivery driver. 199 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:59,000 And you just start off maybe with the one guy and then maybe you introduce like more characters, quote, unquote, into this thing as it like starts to grow. 200 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:05,000 But you just have to be like, all right, like he's sitting here and he's like, OK, all right, look, I just picked up this fucking disorder from like pizza. 201 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:14,000 And you have like a pizza sitting there and you go like, all right, listen, this motherfucker, I've delivered to this guy like six times and he never fucking tips. 202 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,000 He's like, now I got to get mine. 203 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:25,000 So then he takes the pizza and he's like, OK, so this is what you do and he fucking goes to this bag and he pulls out a pizza cutter and he's like, you got to have a pizza cutter. 204 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:29,000 Right. He's like, take the pizza and he's like, you know how to cut slices. 205 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Right. He's like, well, you don't want him to know because then they'll just report you. 206 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:39,000 He's like, what you do is you take the pizza and you go right down the middle and you cut a fucking rectangle right down the middle. 207 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,000 And then you just put the pizza back together. 208 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 It looks like it's still the same, but it's just smaller. 209 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 And then he's like, look at this and he takes out his blue. 210 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000 This is like a third of a pizza right here. 211 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:52,000 And he's just like, and then he's like, oh, and they got they got a drink, too. 212 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,000 And so then like you have like the cup with the thing and he's like, oh, yeah, cool. 213 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:59,000 He's like, you pop the lid and he's like, oh, you just fuck said, she started drinking and he's like, man, so you don't want to drink too much. 214 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000 You want to drink. He's like, oh, fuck, I drink a little too much. 215 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 He's like, oh, I know what to do. 216 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Pulls out a water bottle to fill it back up. 217 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 And he's like, oh, they'll just think the machine was out or whatever. 218 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,000 And then he puts it back and he goes, you get like you do that with like a bunch of different places. 219 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:15,000 You know, it's like Subway or you do that with like, oh, I'm delivering this box for this guy. 220 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:19,000 Right. And he's like, oh, they didn't want to push the button to tip your driver, quote unquote. 221 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000 So he's like, now I got to go in and see what he's got. 222 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,000 And so he takes like this fucking thing and he like he opens the package ever so slightly. 223 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 He looks in there. He's like, oh, let's see what we got today. 224 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,000 He opens it up and it'll be like, fuck, I don't know, be like a laptop or something. 225 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Oh, cool. He's like, oh, you know, I'm going to do. 226 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:35,000 And he's like, I'm going to turn on any fucking because now he's got the guys named his address. 227 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,000 So then like he goes in there and he like makes an account and he fucking goes on. 228 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,000 He just starts looking at like, oh, now I'm going to get him attacked by the FBI. 229 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,000 He's like, he starts looking up like how to fucking make pipe bombs. 230 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000 And he fucking closes it. 231 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:52,000 He puts it back in the bag and then he hands it to him and delivers it. 232 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,000 And it's like it's like him doing this ridiculous shit. 233 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Yeah. And like, like those are just a couple of examples that came up with like Chipotle is an easy one. 234 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:05,000 Obviously, like McDonald's and like there's ways you could make you just do creative ways of like how to steal shit every time. 235 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,000 But make it look like it's legitimately real. Yeah. 236 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:12,000 And then never say who it is, like never say what the name of the company is or whatever. 237 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:18,000 And then it would be great if we can get them to send us cease and desist letters because like it's like, well, wait a minute. 238 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:22,000 Like we you don't own the copyright of delivering things like everybody does that. 239 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,000 So like you and just taunt them every single time we do it. 240 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Just be like, oh, yeah, you know, I was thinking like, oh, you make a video where it's like the guy just like one of us just talking to the camera and sitting in the car. 241 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:40,000 And you're just like, oh, yeah, somebody's been DM people, DM me asking me like, hey, man, how do you like aren't you afraid your company's going to fire you or get rid of you? 242 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 And he's just like, oh, yeah, those motherfuckers are so dumb. 243 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,000 They could never figure out who I am. Like, and they just start just taunt them every single time. 244 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Just say shit. And then I think it would be hilarious if they actually were like, hey, hey, guys, if it gets big enough and they're like, hey, we need to find out who the fuck this guy is. 245 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:58,000 And then they start looking and scouring the record and they waste a ton of money. 246 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,000 And we actually none of us work there like, you know, we don't do any delivery driving at all. 247 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,000 It's just a complete work from the get go. I feel like that'd be fucking hilarious. 248 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:10,000 And then like it could turn into a show where then it's like, oh, you showed the other end of it. 249 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000 You show them trying to like, fuck, man, who is this guy? 250 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,000 Like, yeah, fuck, man, we can't we can't fight like we ran his picture through our employee database. 251 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:21,000 It just comes back nothing. And they're like, how is he delivering this stuff? 252 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000 Like, it's real orders. How does he know what the real orders are? 253 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Dude, the thing that comes to mind is that Papa John's guy. 254 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Oh, yeah. He's like, oh, yeah, that's one way we're doing it better. 255 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000 But that's another way. 256 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Like, I would love to see the opposite end of it where it's like, now we're putting on the sauce because it attention to details. 257 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 One of the most important things at a job. 258 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:49,000 You may not be getting paid a lot or whatever, but you go to the opposite end. 259 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 It's like quiet quitting. 260 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:55,000 No, no, it's like him shoving the dough in his head. 261 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 Do it like the opposite of a good job. 262 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 But he's doing it so fucking with passion. 263 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,000 Yeah. He's like, man, I love making pizza. 264 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 He's rubbing it in his ass crack. 265 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,000 He's like, all right, here it comes out all brown. 266 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 It's like the cheese is Dan's rub, dude. 267 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Yeah, that would be Parmesan cheese. 268 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Dude, that would be awesome. 269 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 See, that's like that's an excellent idea right there. 270 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Yeah, you can make and those fuck everybody loves those stupid rules that that guy does. 271 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:27,000 So it's like, oh, if you made like a like a parody version of that and you just like horrible employee. 272 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Like it's like a horrible employees like, oh, man, I saw that fucking dummy with the pizza. 273 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Do it. And I'm like, I work at a pizza place. 274 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000 I can do that. 275 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000 He's like, here's my day. 276 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000 This is how we go above and beyond. 277 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:42,000 And we make pizza so good because no one out pizzas the hut. 278 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:48,000 And he's like, oh, shit, I'm not supposed to say where I work. 279 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Oh, man, did you write other ideas down? 280 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 That was one that I just wrote in there recently. 281 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000 I don't know. 282 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000 I mean, I could go look at it right now. 283 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Just see what other I am sure there's plenty of dumb shit in here. 284 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Big brain ideas. 285 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000 Let's see. 286 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Oh, yeah. 287 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:10,000 The new podcast idea about being anti-religion blasphemous intent. 288 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Let's see. 289 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Fuck is that scouting reports? 290 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 Oh, yeah. 291 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:27,000 The body suit that functions like an airbag for people like if you trip into the suit and plates and that was way back when that was in that was back in November nine. 292 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 What is that September? 293 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Yeah. 294 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Yeah, fucking. 295 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Oh, yeah. 296 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 There it is in August 12th. 297 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Incubator podcast. 298 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Game rage comedy. 299 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Game rage research. 300 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000 No, it was big brain ideas. 301 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000 The channel the whole time. 302 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 Dale. 303 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Oh, man. 304 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000 Oh, yeah. 305 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 That's when we did Department of Kex and that turned. 306 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Yeah, nothing. 307 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000 I don't know, man. 308 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000 We got to figure out how to make that work. 309 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,000 It's just I can't just read off things from the Internet. 310 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000 Whatever. 311 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,000 It's like you kind of add there has to be a format to it. 312 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 I don't know the way to make it work right now. 313 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Oh, yeah. 314 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:07,000 Chapin asked the anti NPC podcast. 315 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:17,000 You should we were we was that about shit on shitting on all the things people love from the past, like all the people that live in the past, like the 90s or like the 80s and you shit on everything. 316 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Oh, that it was intentionally. 317 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:29,000 There was something I don't know if this this is worth being on the music podcast or if I could just say it here because that could be its own thing. 318 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:46,000 I was going to talk about how like I hate Eddie Vedder and I hate like the guy from Stone Temple Pilots and and Creed because they all it's like those three assholes all sung basically the same and they're all well, I think Progen was the one that lasted. 319 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:55,000 But those three respectively all existed at the same time and everybody loved every single one of them. 320 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000 What the fuck, dude? 321 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Anyways, that's that's how we talk about that. 322 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000 I guess the trash. 323 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Oh, yeah. 324 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:09,000 We do we do baseball commentary over the games and we put like clickbait title for whatever team it is. 325 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,000 So it's like, oh, Yankees announcer fired after these comments. 326 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:19,000 And then we just like say ridiculous things like, oh, man, he hit that one harder than he hit his wife last week or like that. 327 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 Like, I don't know, like you're whatever whatever you want to say. 328 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:28,000 And then porn titles like, oh, man, nine men get railed by bat or something like that. 329 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Nine men get railed by judge like like that. 330 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Then this one, my favorite splinter, Stel Splinter Cell State of Obesity starring Neil Fack as Sam Fisher and Scott Steiner is the villain. 331 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:47,000 And then special appearance by meal team six. 332 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,000 Oh, man, that was a good one. 333 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:58,000 That could be the whole podcast is just we throw ideas down that probably won't come to fruition at any point. 334 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Oh, we just we just go through the list and just talk about them on a podcast. 335 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:06,000 Here was this one that I started that actually like wrote a part of a song for this. 336 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 But Mad City, but it's Naruto. 337 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000 Yeah. 338 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Did you guys ever finish it? 339 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Were you from my nature? 340 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 No, we never finished it. 341 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 But like I got like halfway through. 342 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:28,000 I need I need Frank to give me more shit about Naruto because like I do not know enough to craft like a song with those deep references. 343 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:32,000 OK, so I got to get back on that, man. 344 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Damn, that's pretty good. 345 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:42,000 So I can a is this the end is this the untimely end of the episode? 346 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000 I think we ran out of shit. 347 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000 What time is it? 348 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 I'll go for over 20 minutes. 349 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000 Oh, the kidnapping service with the kidnapped kids. 350 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:53,000 Oh, yeah, I think we talked about that one before, though. 351 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,000 But yeah, fucking. 352 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Anyways, all right, fuck, I guess. 353 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Anyway, well, at the end of the podcast, but the end of the episode. 354 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000 Yeah, that's it. 355 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 We're never going to be a fan again. 356 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,000 This is the last one you'll ever hear. 357 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:10,000 Anyways, go check out our show on Gamerage magazine, Instagram and TikTok, also on YouTube. 358 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:17,000 You follow Adam at All Gas, No Trash Official, and you can go check out the All Gas, No Trash podcast. 359 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000 All right, that's it for us. 360 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:44,000 I guess we'll catch you guys on the flippity flop. 361 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:50,000 This has been the Buttfuck Nowhere Show. 362 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Thanks for listening. 363 00:22:52,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Don't forget, subscribe and like on Instagram and TikTok at Gamerage Magazine, also on Twitter 364 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:05,000 slash X at Gamerage Mag. 365 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Also, visit our website, www.gameragemagazine.com for a host of other podcasts and more. 366 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Thanks for listening.