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Oh yeah, welcome back everybody to a brand new episode of the Buttfucknowhere show.
My name is Josh and I'm here today with good buddy Adam.
Yes, greetings.
And today we're going to talk about our private discord channel that we have amongst the two of us called Big Brain Ideas and the words that are contained therein.
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That's pretty much it.
Adam went to go take a piss.
So in the meantime, we're going to be discussing our big brain ideas. Like I said, it's our channels, the thing that we do.
God damn it.
I muted the channel.
So it's not recording, but I can still hear him peeing.
I should turn it on so I can see.
It's on the button.
Nobody wants to hear that.
Anyways, our we have this discord server that's just me and him and Adam and I.
And we basically we have various various fucking channels.
We have like 30 of them in there and we just discour 30 boards.
I don't know what you want to call it.
We have discord server.
Yeah, there it is.
And we have various channels on there.
And the one of those big brain ideas, that's where we put anything that we come up with.
It's like an idea potentially that we may have of like a new podcast or like something to talk about or some sort of, you know, I don't know, some sort of like a, you know, just an idea that we have.
And a lot of them are stupid as hell.
An incubation.
Yeah, incubation chamber, I guess, or whatever.
It's like from the Silicon Valley.
This is an incubator.
Like, you know, fucking.
That is where we throw all our worst ideas.
And then we see which ones survive.
And most of them don't.
But anyways, Adam wrote something in there yesterday.
What would you want to tell us first?
Before we get into that.
OK, so this one is just kind of a quick.
OK, but I was watching Man of Steel again.
OK, that guy that plays Zod, Michael Shannon, man.
Yeah.
I don't know if there's anybody that's going to do Zod any better.
Well, I agree. I don't think so.
Like, Man of Steel is a really good fucking movie.
I mean, it kind of drags some parts because they jump around from.
Yeah, a little and then. Yeah.
Yeah.
Harder for some reason.
I don't know all the finer details of it, but it was overall enjoyable.
But there's a scene when Krypton's exploding that when Zod was going to commit his direction, then they get.
Fent off into the Phantom Zone.
OK, so when they freeze, they have like this metallic encoding around them and it looks like dildos.
I'm like, dude, who let this go by?
I don't remember that.
You have to find. I don't know if I can find it quick enough.
But when they get trapped in that casing.
Man of Steel dildos.
Let's see if I can get anything, Zack Snyder on the pods and Man of Steel.
Prison cells in the shape of dildos.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Those are dildos.
Yeah. So when I was watching the movie, I'm like, these things look phallic as fuck.
What the fuck? But I'm glad other people.
This is like well after the fact the movie came out or whatever.
But I was watching this like this. This looks like penises.
So, oh, dude, somebody asked Zack Snyder.
They said, hey, was Unite the Seven indicating another member?
And why did the pods in Man of Steel look like dildos?
And then he says, hey, it had a double meaning.
The seven C's and the seven members of Justice League and the amount of reasons why they look like dildos is too many to count.
Oh, man. That's fucking great.
All right. So anyways, that was just a quick, quick fucking thing.
But so this week I had written this thing.
I wrote Jack off lantern. Yeah. Yeah.
So I want to hear what you what came to mind.
So when you when you when I when I when I was sitting there and I hear the ding of the discord and I go look and it shows me in the alert.
What channel it's on. And so it said big brain ideas.
And then it said what you wrote underneath that in the notification.
And it just said Jack off lantern.
And I immediately thought I was like, OK, so you know how you have those like radios that they're crank powered radios.
All right. Yeah. So I thought, all right, it looks like a normal lantern, which there's no fuel.
There's no batteries. How you turn the light on is you got to fuck it.
Like you got to Jack. It's got to like Jack it off. Like you got to get it jacked off with it.
And then that that friction causes the thing to build up inside.
And then it like it'll turn on.
And then if you fuck it for like six pumps, it'll it'll turn on for like two minutes.
Like and then like you could pump it more to get it like, you know, stay on longer.
Yeah. The second thing I thought of.
All right. That came to mind was a partnership with flesh light.
And you make it's like an actual jack of lantern.
All right. But instead of fucking inside the eyes and the nose and then the mouth is multiple different of their like.
Because you know how each porn star that's like sponsored through them has like their own fucking like flesh light version.
Oh, wow. That's way cool. I mean, so like in a weird perverted way.
So like it's like a it's like a carrying case, but also like you can just fuck them straight in that.
Like you don't even got to like it's the jack off lantern. It's just like this big ass jack.
You saw the Halloween like it'd be a good like a September.
They start selling them and then you make special edition ones where every year it's like a different set of porn stars like.
Oh, dude, that'd be sick because it'd be like it's like a sweet old shit.
It doesn't even have to be a lantern or whatever. It could just be a ball.
Sure. Yeah. It's like modular. You take out all the components.
Like if you have four vaginas or mouths or whatever the fuck you can put in your head then or if it's buttholes or mouths or whatever.
And they're modeled after different that'd be wicked cool.
Well, anyways, it's flesh like if you're interested in licensing this, I think that is a fucking hell of a holler if you hear me,
because then it's like you're not cycling through. Numerous like fleshlights, right?
If you if you purchase those, yeah, because you just have it one in hand, right?
But if you have a ball or a sphere that's got multiple.
Yeah, you know, you can kind of pick your flavor.
Yeah, well, like, because honestly, the injection molded like inside of the fleshlights, what you fuck like the cases, whatever.
Like you just have the injection molded things in this thing, but you can like modular change them out.
So then like you don't got to pay all like for a full fleshlight because like you don't got to pay for the casing and the cup.
Like it's just the modular thing. Yeah.
And then fuck, man, maybe it's like a little more expensive than a regular fleshlight to buy this ball.
And then like you just fill it in with cheaper inserts, man.
You can pick your flavor. Yeah. And you just pick whatever.
That was what I that was what came to mind immediately. Those two ideas. We said that. And I was like, I should type those in here.
I was like, you know what? I'm not going to say anything.
And I'm just going to see what this is eventually. Yeah.
So anyway, so, OK, obviously, I clearly we were not thinking of the same thing.
Apparently, what would you what would your intention?
Oh, man, it's Jack off. It's fucking bad. It's like a South Park episode.
OK, all right. It's like tricking kids. I was thinking it's like, oh, man, we should go to old man Granderson's house for Halloween.
And it's like, why? Because he has a jack off lantern. You mean a jack o lantern?
He's like, no, a jack off lantern. He he sticks his well, you know, he doesn't know.
But he's like, well, there's like this rod thing sticking out and you jerk it off and the free goo comes out.
And all the kids are like, dude, you got my list.
Oh, my God. That is like the stuff with carbon.
He's like, he's like, oh, yeah, you take you an alley and you close your eyes and you suck on this house.
Good comes out like and then they give you money.
Dude, I'm like, that's the perfect like South Park episode about
like not taking candy from strangers on Halloween, like in the worst fucking case ever.
So anyways, it's the worst idea ever.
I don't think I should have said it, but we already whatever.
It's fun. And that's hilarious.
OK, like, yeah, that's fucking crazy and ridiculous or whatever, but it's fucking hilarious.
Yeah. And that's what's like. Comedy and things that are funny, it's because they're completely ridiculous.
That's why it's funny. Yeah. Like, oh, hey, everybody, let's go to old man Granderson's house.
OK. All right. What's up with that?
Oh, he's got this jack off lantern.
And it's like, wait a minute, that's something you don't you just misspoke.
You meant to say Jack. Yeah, it's called a jack off lantern.
And he's like, OK, what what is that?
He's like, oh, he's got this thing.
And, you know, you just it's got this hard stick that's in there and you got to fucking like,
you got to try to pump it as many times as you can.
And whoever gets the goo to come out first, you get candy or whatever.
You get candy like.
They're like, dude, you're just getting molested.
And he's like, what do you mean? And he's like, what?
The rod's a dick. No, it's not a dick.
They're like, yeah, man, it's got to be his dick.
And they're like, he's like, no, this kid is like convinced that it's not a dick.
Yeah. And then they go on the Internet because now that everybody's got like to pull out one of their phones
and they're like, no, man, like, look, and they just do old man dick.
They're like, does it look like does a stick look like this? And he's like, oh, fuck, kind of.
Yeah, man, it's his dick.
And he's just like, shit, man, like I got molested.
Damn it. Now what?
And they're like, I don't know, dude, I think you're gay now.
And he's like, shit, now I got to be gay, too.
Fuck, man.
That would be a perfect South Park episode.
That would be excellent.
Matt Parker, Trace Stone, hit us up if you want to fucking work together.
Oh, my God. You guys run out of ideas.
We can recycle your shit and make it better.
I can't believe I had to hold that for like, dude, that was like three days ago.
I did. So what did you have?
I wrote. OK, so I wrote in there after that.
That way now now we have a podcast named Big Brain Ideas.
Oh, you're right. Remember we talked about making one that was about our stupid ideas.
Yeah. There it is. Big Brain Ideas.
What the fuck is wrong with us? Yeah.
It was staring us in the face the whole time. Yeah.
Anyways. OK, so I wrote in there.
Delivery driver driver confessionals. All right.
And I was thinking, like, what if we just like because, OK, there's these guys,
there's some people do this kind of already where they just like, oh, it's clearly like they're trying.
They're just pretending they're like, oh, hey, guys, I'm an Uber Eats driver.
And, you know, oh, like this guy was mean to me last time.
So this is what happens.
And then like they'll take bites of the food or they'll do shit or whatever. Right.
And I was like, all right, what if we did this?
Like, OK, we don't. So you can't like because the way I'm going to I would plan on doing this is to make it look like it's absolutely real,
to make it so that this is not it doesn't look like a parody, doesn't look like it's fake.
And so we could never say the name of like one of the companies because they would then like sue us or whatever for something.
But like if we never said the name of the company, right, if we just delivery driver professionals
and you know how like anybody can get a side job doing Uber Eats or like even delivering for Amazon, like people assholes been driving up
in fucking personal cars, dropping off shit from Amazon.
So like I'm like, oh, man, that's like that's that's a great way to do this.
And it's just like some guy and he's just like, oh, yeah, like this is my daily life of me going out.
It's like cops a little bit, but like with with delivery driver.
And you just start off maybe with the one guy and then maybe you introduce like more characters, quote, unquote, into this thing as it like starts to grow.
But you just have to be like, all right, like he's sitting here and he's like, OK, all right, look, I just picked up this fucking disorder from like pizza.
And you have like a pizza sitting there and you go like, all right, listen, this motherfucker, I've delivered to this guy like six times and he never fucking tips.
He's like, now I got to get mine.
So then he takes the pizza and he's like, OK, so this is what you do and he fucking goes to this bag and he pulls out a pizza cutter and he's like, you got to have a pizza cutter.
Right. He's like, take the pizza and he's like, you know how to cut slices.
Right. He's like, well, you don't want him to know because then they'll just report you.
He's like, what you do is you take the pizza and you go right down the middle and you cut a fucking rectangle right down the middle.
And then you just put the pizza back together.
It looks like it's still the same, but it's just smaller.
And then he's like, look at this and he takes out his blue.
This is like a third of a pizza right here.
And he's just like, and then he's like, oh, and they got they got a drink, too.
And so then like you have like the cup with the thing and he's like, oh, yeah, cool.
He's like, you pop the lid and he's like, oh, you just fuck said, she started drinking and he's like, man, so you don't want to drink too much.
You want to drink. He's like, oh, fuck, I drink a little too much.
He's like, oh, I know what to do.
Pulls out a water bottle to fill it back up.
And he's like, oh, they'll just think the machine was out or whatever.
And then he puts it back and he goes, you get like you do that with like a bunch of different places.
You know, it's like Subway or you do that with like, oh, I'm delivering this box for this guy.
Right. And he's like, oh, they didn't want to push the button to tip your driver, quote unquote.
So he's like, now I got to go in and see what he's got.
And so he takes like this fucking thing and he like he opens the package ever so slightly.
He looks in there. He's like, oh, let's see what we got today.
He opens it up and it'll be like, fuck, I don't know, be like a laptop or something.
Oh, cool. He's like, oh, you know, I'm going to do.
And he's like, I'm going to turn on any fucking because now he's got the guys named his address.
So then like he goes in there and he like makes an account and he fucking goes on.
He just starts looking at like, oh, now I'm going to get him attacked by the FBI.
He's like, he starts looking up like how to fucking make pipe bombs.
And he fucking closes it.
He puts it back in the bag and then he hands it to him and delivers it.
And it's like it's like him doing this ridiculous shit.
Yeah. And like, like those are just a couple of examples that came up with like Chipotle is an easy one.
Obviously, like McDonald's and like there's ways you could make you just do creative ways of like how to steal shit every time.
But make it look like it's legitimately real. Yeah.
And then never say who it is, like never say what the name of the company is or whatever.
And then it would be great if we can get them to send us cease and desist letters because like it's like, well, wait a minute.
Like we you don't own the copyright of delivering things like everybody does that.
So like you and just taunt them every single time we do it.
Just be like, oh, yeah, you know, I was thinking like, oh, you make a video where it's like the guy just like one of us just talking to the camera and sitting in the car.
And you're just like, oh, yeah, somebody's been DM people, DM me asking me like, hey, man, how do you like aren't you afraid your company's going to fire you or get rid of you?
And he's just like, oh, yeah, those motherfuckers are so dumb.
They could never figure out who I am. Like, and they just start just taunt them every single time.
Just say shit. And then I think it would be hilarious if they actually were like, hey, hey, guys, if it gets big enough and they're like, hey, we need to find out who the fuck this guy is.
And then they start looking and scouring the record and they waste a ton of money.
And we actually none of us work there like, you know, we don't do any delivery driving at all.
It's just a complete work from the get go. I feel like that'd be fucking hilarious.
And then like it could turn into a show where then it's like, oh, you showed the other end of it.
You show them trying to like, fuck, man, who is this guy?
Like, yeah, fuck, man, we can't we can't fight like we ran his picture through our employee database.
It just comes back nothing. And they're like, how is he delivering this stuff?
Like, it's real orders. How does he know what the real orders are?
Dude, the thing that comes to mind is that Papa John's guy.
Oh, yeah. He's like, oh, yeah, that's one way we're doing it better.
But that's another way.
Like, I would love to see the opposite end of it where it's like, now we're putting on the sauce because it attention to details.
One of the most important things at a job.
You may not be getting paid a lot or whatever, but you go to the opposite end.
It's like quiet quitting.
No, no, it's like him shoving the dough in his head.
Do it like the opposite of a good job.
But he's doing it so fucking with passion.
Yeah. He's like, man, I love making pizza.
He's rubbing it in his ass crack.
He's like, all right, here it comes out all brown.
It's like the cheese is Dan's rub, dude.
Yeah, that would be Parmesan cheese.
Dude, that would be awesome.
See, that's like that's an excellent idea right there.
Yeah, you can make and those fuck everybody loves those stupid rules that that guy does.
So it's like, oh, if you made like a like a parody version of that and you just like horrible employee.
Like it's like a horrible employees like, oh, man, I saw that fucking dummy with the pizza.
Do it. And I'm like, I work at a pizza place.
I can do that.
He's like, here's my day.
This is how we go above and beyond.
And we make pizza so good because no one out pizzas the hut.
And he's like, oh, shit, I'm not supposed to say where I work.
Oh, man, did you write other ideas down?
That was one that I just wrote in there recently.
I don't know.
I mean, I could go look at it right now.
Just see what other I am sure there's plenty of dumb shit in here.
Big brain ideas.
Let's see.
Oh, yeah.
The new podcast idea about being anti-religion blasphemous intent.
Let's see.
Fuck is that scouting reports?
Oh, yeah.
The body suit that functions like an airbag for people like if you trip into the suit and plates and that was way back when that was in that was back in November nine.
What is that September?
Yeah.
Yeah, fucking.
Oh, yeah.
There it is in August 12th.
Incubator podcast.
Game rage comedy.
Game rage research.
No, it was big brain ideas.
The channel the whole time.
Dale.
Oh, man.
Oh, yeah.
That's when we did Department of Kex and that turned.
Yeah, nothing.
I don't know, man.
We got to figure out how to make that work.
It's just I can't just read off things from the Internet.
Whatever.
It's like you kind of add there has to be a format to it.
I don't know the way to make it work right now.
Oh, yeah.
Chapin asked the anti NPC podcast.
You should we were we was that about shit on shitting on all the things people love from the past, like all the people that live in the past, like the 90s or like the 80s and you shit on everything.
Oh, that it was intentionally.
There was something I don't know if this this is worth being on the music podcast or if I could just say it here because that could be its own thing.
I was going to talk about how like I hate Eddie Vedder and I hate like the guy from Stone Temple Pilots and and Creed because they all it's like those three assholes all sung basically the same and they're all well, I think Progen was the one that lasted.
But those three respectively all existed at the same time and everybody loved every single one of them.
What the fuck, dude?
Anyways, that's that's how we talk about that.
I guess the trash.
Oh, yeah.
We do we do baseball commentary over the games and we put like clickbait title for whatever team it is.
So it's like, oh, Yankees announcer fired after these comments.
And then we just like say ridiculous things like, oh, man, he hit that one harder than he hit his wife last week or like that.
Like, I don't know, like you're whatever whatever you want to say.
And then porn titles like, oh, man, nine men get railed by bat or something like that.
Nine men get railed by judge like like that.
Then this one, my favorite splinter, Stel Splinter Cell State of Obesity starring Neil Fack as Sam Fisher and Scott Steiner is the villain.
And then special appearance by meal team six.
Oh, man, that was a good one.
That could be the whole podcast is just we throw ideas down that probably won't come to fruition at any point.
Oh, we just we just go through the list and just talk about them on a podcast.
Here was this one that I started that actually like wrote a part of a song for this.
But Mad City, but it's Naruto.
Yeah.
Did you guys ever finish it?
Were you from my nature?
No, we never finished it.
But like I got like halfway through.
I need I need Frank to give me more shit about Naruto because like I do not know enough to craft like a song with those deep references.
OK, so I got to get back on that, man.
Damn, that's pretty good.
So I can a is this the end is this the untimely end of the episode?
I think we ran out of shit.
What time is it?
I'll go for over 20 minutes.
Oh, the kidnapping service with the kidnapped kids.
Oh, yeah, I think we talked about that one before, though.
But yeah, fucking.
Anyways, all right, fuck, I guess.
Anyway, well, at the end of the podcast, but the end of the episode.
Yeah, that's it.
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