I don't like the word poopy.
 I don't know why.
But poop is okay.
Poop is fine.
Okay.
Poopy is  like poopy diaper.
 Like you're trying to make poop cute.
 I don't like it.
You think that's  like a, yeah We could change the poopy diaper.
 Shut up.
 It's poop.
 My sister Cori hates the word poop.
 She says the word poop is so gross it sounds pasty.
 Like the way it sounds.
 You can just smell it when you say it.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Welcome to episode 74.
74? I know.
Look out 100.
Here we come.
Uh huh.
Of Delete This History, a podcast by two besties of a certain age.
searching for answers, we are your host Cara Burch.
I'm Brea Brown.
Welcome.
 I'm gonna dive right into bookmarks.
I'm ready.
Because I'm gonna forget this one that I want to tell you that's not on my list that you  made spring into my mind.
Okay.
During our pre-podcast chat, were saying you like strawberry lemonade things.
Yeah.
 And the I know that you can't drink or use water enhancers because they usually give you a headache.
Oh, yes.
 But  for those of you that can use water enhancers, I am currently drinking a crystal light water enhancer that is raspberry lemonade.
 Oh, man.
It is so good.
 And it's really smooth.
It's not like bitter.
Like, you know how lemonade can be a little bit harsh, like acidic.
Yeah, yeah.
This isn't.
It's just so smooth.
Like I can imagine putting maybe a little vodka in it and it's just like, wah.
 There's no vodka in this one,  but it's so good.
I never tried it before.
 It was  in  Roy's cabinets when we were cleaning out his kitchen cabinets.
 It was an unopened box of crystal light water enhancers  and I was cleaning out.
my kitchen cabinets this weekend and I was like son of a gun there are those crystal light things.
They just like hanging out in the cabinets.
They're just like someone's gonna drink us someday.
 And when I opened the cabinet, they were like, yay!  Is today the day? Today was the day.
And  this is the second one I've had today.
They're so good.
Yum.
 I love strawberry, or sorry,  raspberry lemonade, Chobani yogurt.
 Oh.
It is  amazing.
 I'll have to try that.
I'm searching for, oh, excuse me.
Boo, listen here.
 I got real...
She punched me just now.
got real wild all of a sudden.
I got real excited about yogurt.
I am looking  for a new yogurt  because as it turns out the yogurt that Sean and I have been eating for  years essentially that I thought was a decent for you yogurt,  semi-healthy,  actually is an ultra high processed yogurt.
 Son of a biscuit.
Excellent.
Which one is that?  So, it is the Danon,  fit,  it's a Greek yogurt, supposedly.
 But it's really good.
I really like the cherry and the vanilla.
 Well, actually I like all of them, the blueberry, strawberry, they're all really good.
 They're low sugar, high protein, but apparently they're just processed to the hilt.
So, just a lot of chemicals? I guess.
So, I've been looking, well it does, it has a long ingredient list.
Probably because it's low sugar.
they...
 They've put a bunch of shit in there to make it taste good.
 So, I've been looking at other yogurts and I'll have to try this Chobani.
 I tried Fahyai.
Oh.
It is good.
Now when you first eat it  and you've got Danan in your head.
Right.
At first you're like,  eww.
 It's a super yogurty.
 That's exactly it.
You could feel all the yeast  in your body.
There's the probiotics.
 could feel all the yeast in your body.
  Oh shoot.
 Anyway, Faye is pretty good.
Okay.
And it has very few ingredients.
There's another one, Stony Brook,  Stony  something.
 And it has like three ingredients.
Oh.
And it's pretty good too.
They are a bit pricey.
Yeah.
So, I don't ever look at the ingredients list on Chobani.
 Oh, but Alex J did  give me a tip that they have a less sugar version  that is not like they take the sugar out and put in a bunch of aspartame or or like  that stuff that gives me headaches.
 It's just less sugar.
Nice.
They just have taken like half, half the sugar out.
Okay.
 And I tried some of that.
Did you like it? Um, it was Madagascar vanilla and cinnamon or something.
And it was okay, but I really liked my raspberry lemonade with all the sugar.
Okay.
You know what I mean? I'll have to check that one out.
But I think you could get used to it if you really wanted to.
That's how I felt about the Fah-yeh.
Yeah.
Like when I first ate it, I was like,  I can't do this, but then the more I ate it and then the one I had the next day I was like this is actually not bad at all.
Yeah, I can do this  Anyway, excellent.
Okay.
So, these are my actual bookmarks.
I'm  Last weekend Sean and I went to Academy because we both needed new tennis shoes.
 while I was there we were in line, of course, they have all the crap, you know the  Spontaneous buys what is it? Oh, Impulse.
Impulse by, thank you.
 At the checkout area.
 And like the very day before,  I had seen an advertisement for an energy drink called Elani New.
 It wasn't an advertisement.
Well, it probably was.
It was on Instagram and it was this person.
She's probably an influencer.
Oh, cool.
 So, she was pouring Elani New shaved Hawaiian ice flavor into her big giant Stanley thing.
 And then she poured in coconut water into it I was like, ooh, that's refreshing.
I love coconut water.
Well, while I was in line at Academy, there was a Alani new and I was like, oh, I've never had an energy drink ever.
I've never drank one.
I grabbed one.
Oh no.
And this was like two in the afternoon on Sunday.
Oh no.
I haven't slept all week.
Oh my gosh.
I actually  haven't slept very well this week, but for other reasons.
 I had, I tried the energy drink.
 Problem number one, it tasted really good.
Oh no.
 Cause I have had a sip of Red Bull in the past.
Why are people drinking that? I know it's awful.
I mean, maybe they're mixing it with something else.
They usually are alcohol.
What? Yes.
Why? People typically mix Red Bull.
Why would you do that? So, you can get drunk and stay alert? I don't.
That makes no sense to me.
Okay.
 Well,  I slammed this Elani new and let me tell you, I got a lot of stuff done that day.
 Um, it tastes good.
 I  got a lot of stuff done.
 Um, and then I laid there in bed staring at the ceiling  all night.
Yeah.
All night.
Yeah.
This one was only 200 milligrams of caffeine.
which is about two and a half cups of coffee-ish depending on what kind of, know, how strong you make your coffee.
Two and a half cups of coffee at two o'clock in the afternoon though would do me  some damage.
 And I knew  full well what I was doing.
I can't drink caffeine afternoon.
I know that, but I was going for it because I was dragging.
I was just absolutely exhausted and the day was so young  and I didn't.
 I didn't want to just go home and sit on my ass.
I was like, I want to do stuff.
It's beautiful outside.
It was.
We have no, no, um, you know, requirements of us today.
No one's expecting us.
So, I drank it.
And now I have an 18 pack at my house.
Lesson learned.
Oh, you got an 18 pack.
You didn't just buy a bottle.
I bought a bottle that day.
And then I looked on Sam's Club to see if they had.
And you were like, this is amazing.
Yeah.
So, I really, it really juiced me up.
And I was like, I could do this once in a while.
Yeah, you could have it in place of your coffee in the morning.
Absolutely.
I don't know what insane person would do that, but I can't, I can't imagine not having my cup of coffee in the morning.
well, you know, like on the weekend, I could see me doing that.
Or if I'm just having a super duper, like I just can't pull it together.
I need to focus.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, that's that.
Also, I talked a lot.
Like I could hear myself.
I could not stop talking.
Just, I probably said more words.
that afternoon than I had said the whole week.
Was Sean just looking at you like...
Oh, poor Sean.
What's happening? God bless him.
He just he just sat there and take he at one point he said I'm learning so much.
 so much.
 He's so nice.
I know.
 Anyway.
All right.
And then quickly, I know you've been talking a long time.
 Two shows on Hulu.
And I'm not going to get into it.
You guys just need to go check them out.
OK.
The first one is called Adolescents.
Oh, yes.
It's four episodes.
 Have you watched this?  Y'all, watch it.
Yeah.
The second one is called Paradise.
And it stars Sterling K.
Brown, who I love, and James Marsden and Jane Driscoll.
They're the three people that I really know very well and are in the show.
Oh, is that a thriller? Yes.
Yeah.
It is a thriller.
Sterling Brown is a body man for the president.
So, that's all I'm going to tell you.
OK.
It's really good, though, at least so far.
We aren't all the way through it.
 I highly, highly recommend at least the first four episodes.
Hulu keeps recommending that to me and I'm like, ugh.
I don't want to do anything  involving politics.
just don't want, just don't even want to think about it.
You should watch this.
I think you, well, you know what? Maybe you shouldn't watch it.
You'll probably make me mad.
Maybe don't watch it.
Let me finish it and I will let you know.
Okay, you tell me what to do.
Okay.
I'll be waiting.
 Just stand by.
 Those are all my bookmarks.
Alright.
Hit me.
Okay, I have two as well.
The first is a podcast.
 It's called History's Secret Heroes  and it is hosted by Helena Bonham Carter.
 And her voice is so amazing and so perfect for podcasting.
 but sometimes I fall asleep.
Oh, of course you do.
Because she's so,  her voice is so soothing.
 But she talks to people, like it's kind of  dramatized a little bit.
 Like they'll have  like sound effects, like you can hear stuff happening as she's describing what's going on.
Oh, that's cool.
Because the first season is about World War II secret heroes.
 Oh.
 So, it's a lot of spies  and things like that.
And the reason that they're secret and that you don't know much about them is because  they were usually doing some top secret, you know, classified stuff that nobody talked about and they weren't allowed to talk about.
 But then she also talks to  like their descendants.
 Oh, that's cool.
So,, um, you know, maybe sometimes a child, but typically now it's more like grandchildren.
Okay.
 And  talks to them about, know, what their ancestor did and all this stuff and it's pretty sweet.
That's awesome.
But it's very  polished and put together.
It's not like our podcast.
 Excuse me?  I'm offended.
wasn't actually gonna say that but then I was thinking more about it and I was like yeah.
 But it's not like a typical interview podcast where she's asking questions and they're answering.
It's like  they're...
 exposition is mixed in with her narration and that kind of thing.
Okay.
 It's really good.
 Let's see.
 And then the second recommendation I have or bookmark is Ludwig.
 Now this is on Brit box or is it Acorn? I think it's Acorn.
Oh  yes.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
It's all right.
But it stars David Mitchell and Anna Maxwell Martin.
David Mitchell is he was on Peep Show.
 He was  What I Lie to You.
He does a lot of like panel shows.
He's very funny.
 And Anna Maxwell Martin, we all know her.
Do we?  Sure we do.
can't please her.
She was  in  so many things.
 She was in Death Comes to Pemberley, which I'm sure you didn't like because that was like a  sequel to I know.
I did not watch that.
 She was in that.
 She was in Bletchley Circle where she plays the decoder of  World War II stuff.
I really liked that show.
 She's the redheaded one.
The really cute one.
 Oh yes.
Okay.
I know this gal.
 She was in  something about parents.
 Which was a more modern thing where she was a single mom or something.
Good time.
Yeah, good.
Good, Brea.
Good description.
 Anyway,  John Taylor, played by David Mitchell, is a crossword puzzle creator.
Oh, fun.
And his more socially adept twin brother, James, is a detective inspector.
 He suddenly goes missing,  leaving a cryptic letter that James's wife, Lucy, played by Anna Maxwell Martin,  and John have to decode.
 In the meantime, John poses as his brother at the police station  in order to look for clues to his brother's whereabouts.
 And then he's constantly being pulled into these like official investigations and having to go to crime scenes.
 And it turns out that he's really good at solving crimes.
Oh shoot.
Because of his puzzle brain.
Yes.
But everybody's like, what is wrong with James?  Because he's so awkward and weird.
 He doesn't know how to like he doesn't know how to drive.
He doesn't know any of the things that his brother knows how to do cuz he's like a recluse.
Yes.
I saw when you started talking about this I was like why does this sound familiar? And I watched a trailer for it.
is so funny.
I told Sean's like I have to see this show, but of course I can't.
All right.
Have you watched the whole thing? Um there's only been two episodes so far.
Oh gotcha.
But there's six episodes in the season.
Okay.
and I've watched I'm caught up.
So, I have to watch it like it's 1990.
I have to watch it every week.
Anyway, it's in my rotation with all my other shows that I watch once a week.
Jerks.
Yeah, it is like it's the 90s.
Yeah.
It's really quirky and funny, though.
It looked really adorable.
It's hilarious.
Oh, also, I believe that he's in love with his brother's wife.
Uh-oh.
Like some unrequited love because they've known each other since they were six years old.
So, it's kind of like one of these things where they grew up together and then she married his brother and he's got a thing for her.
Uh oh.
Yep.
Do you want to hear some sad TV news? What? My stupid fire TV.
Uh oh.
Did not record the Wolf Hall sequel.
Episode one did not get recorded.
And so I was like, what the crap? Because I had like this whole plan Sunday night, took my shower, got ready.
Everything's ready for Monday morning.
Gonna settle down, go snuggle in bed and watch this.
It wasn't there.
It hadn't been recorded.
So, I looked at the, I was like, what the hell? Fire TV.
And it said, I'm gonna record the one that's coming on at 3 a.
m.
And I said, why? And it was like, because I'm stupid.
I was like, fine,  whatever.
I'll watch it Monday night.
So,  Monday night I got busy.
then so Tuesday night I went in there and I was like, I had my plan.
I got in there, I got all snuggled into bed.
It wasn't there.
It didn't record it.
And it says, so when I go to record the series, it says it's already set to record, but then when I go to look at my scheduled recordings, it's not there.
I cannot get it fixed.
It's like a glitch.
Well, that Fire TV is how old? Oh, it's pretty new.
Is it your stick or the TV? No, no, no.
It's the Fire Cube, Fire TV Cube thing.
But it's recording all the other things that I record every week.
so weird.
So, anyway, I mean, I was already gonna buy the DVDs because I have to own them.
Where'd you find them? On Amazon.
Oh.
But they won't  send them until the series has fully aired.
So, I'm not gonna get it until mid-May.
 Mid-May! This controlling bullshit is so annoying.
I know.
If you're willing to pay for it ahead of time, you should be able to watch the whole damn thing.
 Agreed.
They're just sitting there in a warehouse waiting.
They're not here to talk about my sadness.
 But we are here to share our internet search histories with our DTH besties.
And for that, we turn to...
 The reading of the That is correct.
 Okay.
 In this segment, we tell you our top three most interesting, funniest, most successful internet searches of the week in list form.
Here's my list.
Number one, poop etymology.
Oh my gosh.
You're welcome, Corey.
 Number two,  Minnesota prairie slash Walnut Grove.
 Number three.
Haboob.
Haboob.
That's it.
Nice.
about Haboob.
That's great! My kids were talking about it this past week.
That's because there have been Haboobs.
Yes!  Oh my gosh that's creepy.
I I will admit I sort of chose this one just so could say Haboob a lot.
It's fun.
It's fun to say.
It's a fun word.
Okay, my list is number one, trust profile and psychology.
Oh, okay.
 Number two,  shoegaze music.
 And number three, aroace meaning.
  What was that third one? AROACE.
A-R-O-A-C-E.
Meaning.
Okay.
Man.
That was just a big ol' word salad.
 It really was.
Throw some tomatoes on it and I'm set.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
 Well, now it's time to play a little game that Brea and I both like to call...
 Search Me!  Where we each pose one question to each other to see if she can answer based only on the reading of the list.
 Brea is ahead.
She now has eight points.
 I have seven, so I'm doing better.
Here's your question for the week.
 Which of my searches has an interesting relationship with Asia? your options are number one, poop  etymology.
 You're welcome, Cori.
 Number two,  Minnesota prairie slash  Walnut Grove.
Number three, hubboob.
 I'm gonna say hubboob.
 That is wrong.
Really? It's wrong.
 She finally missed one.
Yes.
 I mean.
 You had an eight week streak of correct answers.
No, the answer.
 is Minnesota Prairie slash Walnut Grove.
That's the one I was thinking.
It's definitely not that one.
Oh my goodness.
Well,  let me tell you all about it.
Okay.
So, you remember maybe two episodes ago, we were talking about Little House on the Prairie and the books  and  I said something like you brought up the TV show  and you were talking about how you were disappointed that they called it Little House on the Prairie.
And I said something like, oh, wait a second, weren't they living in Minnesota? Is there prairie in Minnesota? So, that is where the search came from.
Right.
There is prairie in Minnesota.
Yeah.
I'm going to blow this story wide open.
OK, especially for our Minnesota listeners.
They're going to be like, wow, there is prairie here in Minnesota in this state.
What? In fact.
Minnesota once had 18 million acres of prairie.
 stretched across the state from southeast to northwest.
Prairie  soil grows very good agricultural crops.
So, the majority of the prairie was plowed in Minnesota.
Right.
thanks, Paw.
 The patches of prairie that are remaining are mostly the remnants that could not be plowed.
I don't know if that means they're rocky.
 I didn't check that out.
 The Minnesota prairies include vast fields of big blue stem, which is a type of grass  that grows up to eight feet tall.
 Big blue,  big blue stem grass is native to much of the Great Plains, the grassland regions of central and Eastern North America.
 It is also known as  blue joint  and turkey foot.
Turkey foot? Because the ends of it look like a turkey foot.
I went to Turkey Foot Middle School.
 You did? On Turkey Foot Road.
 In Turkey Foot? Nope, in Erlanger, Kentucky.
 Oh.
Turkey Foot Elementary? Oh, yes.
 No, it was middle school.
That is hilarious.
We got made fun of by all the other middle schools  around.
 we were called Turkey Trot.
We were called Turkey Toes.
Turkey Toes.
Why would someone name? Probably because that grass grew around there.
Well, maybe so.
 Interesting.
I had no idea.
I just thought that maybe there were a lot of turkeys there before it got developed.
Anyway,  fun fact.
 Much of a prairie is found underground.
Prairie plants have deep,  massive roots that absorb nearly all available water.
 Some roots can be three times longer than the plant above them.
Oh my God.
Now here's a little bit of info about Walnut Grove that I wanted to include because I found it very interesting.
 As I was searching  Minnesota and the Plains, I  wanted to see if Walnut Grove fell within the designated Plains area of Minnesota.
 And it did, as a matter of fact.
So, Little House on the Prairie is an accurate title of a TV show and book.
Walnut Grove was so named because of a grove of black walnut trees near the original town site.
The town was incorporated in 1879, but the Ingalls family was there before that when it was a settlement and you know, basically.
Charles Ingalls was the community's first justice of the peace that actually covered Redwood County and not just the town of Walnut Grove.
Oh, I didn't know that.
He was also a justice of the peace when they lived in the Dakotas as well.
Now, I was looking at the census of Walnut Grove and as of that date in 2020, there were 751 people in that town.
It's still so tiny.
751 people.
So, then what caught my eye next was the 2000 census.
showed a population of 599.
 which was much lower.
So,  that made me look at the 2010 census,  which is in between,  and they had a 45 % population growth in the early  2000s.
 So, after they did the 2000 census, then they had a population growth between 2001 and 2006.
Where is Walnut Grove in the state? So, it's kind of in the South.
It's kind of like where Missouri is situated in or  where Springfield is situated in Missouri.
So, it's kind of the south southwest corner.
 so.
because of this population increase, they were then up  to 871 from the 599.
And  it turns out after the Vietnam War was over, there were a lot of refugees that came to the US, including the Hmong people.
 And they began migrating to larger Minnesota cities in the late 1970s in very large numbers.
And then in the early  2000s, they began looking for smaller towns with farmland.
 And So, they started migrating south and they found Walnut Grove.
Oh, that's interesting.
And so they're the population.
They basically saved that town from dying off  because it was getting, they,  they just didn't have businesses or  people to pay taxes and all that.
And so  they caused a 45 % population increase.
so Walnut Grove is still there.
Okay.
How interesting is that?  I,  I find that very interesting.
And I bet too.
It might have been too.
You know, cost of living I'm sure is a lot cheaper there than it is in the cities.
Yeah, for sure.
 I have no doubt.
You were like, hey, let's move somewhere,  you know, a little bit more affordable.
Where there's only 599 people.
Yeah.
 Um, my sources for that were Minnesota Department of Natural Resources, Wikipedia,  mnhs.
org and  mprnews.
org.
Okay.
Yeah.
Are you ready for your question? Yes, I am.
This is your chance to get caught up.
I'm so excited! No pressure! I'm ready! Your question is, which term did Jackie surprise me with this week as she continues to educate me with new information about sexual identity and gender? Okay.
I'm learning so much, as Sean would say.
Yes, exactly.
For those playing at home, your choices are trust profile and psychology, shoegaze music, or Aeroace meaning.
 I'm going with trust profile.
 Oh, son of a biscuit.
Son of a strawberry and lemonade biscuit.
 Oh, was it airways meaning? Yep.
Dang it.
It is.
I almost went every time.
 That was my gut reaction.
And then I was like, that's not it.
Go with your gut.
 Why don't you trust your gut? Because of all of the  ultra high processed yogurt.
 Now that you're eating better yogurt, need to trust your gut some more.
 Okay.
Tell me about Aeroace meeting.
 It's a portmanteau of the words aromantic and asexual and it refers to someone who feels little to no romantic, which would be aromantic, or sexual, asexual, attraction.
Okay.
It can also refer to someone who feels romantic or sexual attraction but doesn't feel the need to act on it.
As with all forms of sexuality, aromanticism And asexuality exists on a spectrum.
So, you can be,  you know,  very much  aromantic or very much asexual or  just  kind of.
Okay.
 Um,  I don't think that's how you would describe yourself if you were those things, but here I am, blundering along.
 Here's another related term I learned while researching this.
 Queer platonic.
Okay.
These are relationships with people of a preferred gender that are non-romantic and non-sexual.
Okay.
How is that different from just a platonic relationship? Well, it would have to be because you  are...
 Because you identify as queer.
If you identify as queer and have a platonic relationship with someone else who is queer, but you are not queer together, you're just queer platonic.
I guess there was a need to maybe break it down a little further.
OK.
 Maybe because everybody thinks that if you're queer,  that you're attracted to every other queer person.
  Let's hope people don't think that.
Oh, they do.
That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.
Yeah.
Well, no, it's not the craziest thing I've ever heard.
Right? mean, listen.
It's the craziest thing I've heard today.
OK.
 That makes more sense because I've heard some crazy things this week.
My sources were gayprideshop.
co.
uk,  Reddit, Wikipedia,  verywellmind.com, and Tumblr.
 And.
You forgot your Garen scale for your search.
know I did.
 you know what? I would give that one a seven.
Okay.
I was pretty, I learned a lot during that one actually.
It was very intriguing.
 Um, I'm giving this one a nine just because I learned some new words  and  learned some new things.
Yeah.
I also learned things from that.
I like learning new things.
Me too.
 Um,  you know what? Learning new things is not an awkward thing to do.
No.
Unlike this next segment.
 Especially the  segue to the segment.
It's super weird.
It is weird  and awkward.
 People might also feel awkward if you were to walk up to them and say, do you know what a haboob is? Especially  if you do not know what a haboob is.
 Haboob is hurting after her mammogram.
 Haboobs are big.
That's right.
 Haboobs are in the way.
 Actually, a haboob is a severe dust storm.
Yes.
They are generated by downdrafts of thunderstorms.
As a thunderstorm's cold downdraft hits the ground, it spreads out rapidly, creating a powerful wind that lifts large amounts of dust and sand into the air.
They often appear as a massive wall of dust that can be miles wide and thousands of feet high.
Haboobs dramatically reduce visibility, creating hazardous conditions, especially for driving or breathing, you know.
 The term haboob comes from the Arabic word hab, H-A-B-B,  meaning to blow.
While the term originated to describe storms in the Sudan, haboobs occur in arid, semi-arid regions around the world, including the Southwestern United States, particularly Arizona,  which is why haboob.
has been in the  news in the US in recent weeks because one happened.
Yeah.
And it was wild.
Have you seen video of that thing? Uh-uh.
Oh my lord.
I just know that it dumped a lot of dirt on my car.
Yep.
And we live in Missouri, which if you are not familiar with US geography, like I'm not familiar with US geography, even though I've lived here my whole life,  Arizona is far, far, far.
 away.
Yes, yes, yes.
It really is.
Now, I did put a Garen scale on this one.
Oh good.
I gave it a 10 because this is cool and Haboob is fun to say.
It is.
 My sources were weather.com, howstuffworks.com, and a little Wikipedia to throw in because you know, yeah, the peeds.
Uh-huh.
I can't believe how  dirty our cars got the night that rain came through while we were podcasting.
I mean,  it was weird.
I got home.
I didn't, I didn't notice it because obviously it was dark when we left.
But when I got home and pulled in the garage, was like, Oh my gosh,  my car.
looks like someone just dumped like dirt all over it while it was wet.
 It was weird.
Cause it was like a dry dusty dirt.
Yeah.
And there was,  it wasn't just a little bit.
was a lot.
And Clint kept asking me, Are you going to go get your car washed? When are you going to get the car washed? And I was like, if you're that worried about it, why don't you do it? Yeah.
Here's the keys.
Bye.
Yeah.
I mean, I eventually did, but I was just like, I'm not in any hurry.
Who am I trying to impress? Not you.
Anyway.
Oh my gosh.
OK.
Yup.
My search for search for this segment anyway.
is trust profile in psychology.
 Trust as a  concept in psychology is ginormous.
 I could just go on and on and on and on.
I mean, there's so many terms and it's so it's very complicated.
Trust is a very complicated thing.
So, I'm just I'm trying to just boil it down.
Okay.
Okay.
 But  I heard about trust profile on You're looking at me expecting me like I should know the answer to this so where I get most of my ideas Or where I have to search most things I'm looking at you because I can't remember the name I don't know why I am blanking right now Um,  cautionary tales.
They were talking about the, um,  psychological experiment where they would give kids marshmallows and they would put them on the table and they would say, if you,  um, leave this marshmallow alone, when I come back, I'll give you two marshmallows.
 And  some of the kids would, you know, hold off and they wouldn't eat the marshmallow and the person would come back and they would give them the second one.
And then some of the kids just ate it.
Yeah.
And they deduced from this study that that was  a predictor of success later in life that you could withhold, that you could suspend.
What's it called? Hang on, I'm going to come up with it.
Oh my gosh, it's circling around the front of my brain.
Like it's just, on the edges in my periphery.
Self deprecation.
No.
instant gratification.
That's what it is.
 If you can  suspend gratification, then that is a predictor of success later in life.
That's what they deduced from this study.
Okay.
But actually they've found redoing the study over and over again,  that it's more of a predictor, not a predictor, but more of an indication  of trust.
 So, if you trust the person who's telling you I will bring you two marshmallows if you don't eat this marshmallow,  you'll wait Because you trust that they're gonna come back and give you a second marshmallow  If you like marshmallows, if you don't you're just like  whatever crap  if you don't trust them or you have a History of people not being honest with you and you don't think that they're going to bring you a second marshmallow when they come back You're just gonna go ahead and eat it.
 Because  you might as well.
Yeah, why not? Okay,  so  they were talking about the trust profile.
And it refers to the way individuals perceive and establish trust in various relationships and situations.
 Trust involves a set of behaviors, beliefs, and feelings of confidence and security that a partner or individual is dependable.
Trust profiles can vary widely among individuals based on their experiences, personality traits, and the specific context of the relationship or situation.
This forms  early in childhood, typically  because it includes early childhood experiences, personality traits, and social interactions.
 When you start to develop your understanding of trust and relationships in early childhood, you're doing that based on your interactions with caregivers and significant others.
As individuals grow and encounter different social contexts, their trust profiles can evolve.
Factors such as personal experiences, cultural background, and the specific context of the relationship or situation can all play a role in shaping one's trust profile.
So, here are some examples.
OK.
 The skeptic.
 These are individuals who are cautious and require strong evidence before trusting others.
 These are the people who you ask who hurt you.
OK.
Reliance based.
These are individuals who tend to trust others readily, often based on first impressions.
 Moderately cautious.
 I wonder what this one is.
 People who are in between the skeptic and reliance based.
 And optimistic.
Individuals who think others are generally good and tend to trust others easily.
That's their motivation for trust.
 Is, well, most people are good people.
  Whereas the reliance based one is like I get a good feeling from that person I'm going to trust them.
or not, depending.
 To determine one's trust profile, oh, by the way, there are many others, but those are just a few examples.
Like I said, I could talk about this for an hour and still not tell you everything.
And you'd be really bored.
 Not that it's a boring  subject.
 I found it very fascinating,  but you wouldn't want to hear me drone on about it.
 To determine one's det...
to determine one's trust profile individuals can reflect on their past experiences and interactions,  considering factors such as early childhood experiences, personality traits, and social interactions.
 You can do this using self-assessment tools and questionnaires designed to measure trust-related behaviors and attitudes.
 I would recommend one of my sources,  the Global Trust Project.
It's such a thing.
 The Global Trust Project.
 It has a bunch of links that you can click on  and you can do some self assessments and figure out which trust profile you fall under.
Oh, that's interesting.
I love doing stuff like this.
I know we do.
 I would think that I'm probably, I used to be optimistic.
 I used to think most people are generally good  and they're not going to screw me over.
Nowadays, not so much.
 Nowadays, I'm more of the skeptic.
I can understand that.
Like,  I always am wondering like, what's your, what's your motive?  What, what, what are you getting out of this? I think it's fair to question that these days.
Yeah.
It's sad.
 My sources were psychology today, the global trust project and copilot, which summarized some of this stuff for me, cause there was so much.
And my Garen scale was a nine.
 Cause it was really good.
really interesting and that episode of cautionary tales was really interesting as well.
 I like when they revisit old  psychological experiments  and they  discover something new.
Like they figure out something else  that maybe the people back then were blind to  or didn't understand as much or whatever.
 I find that fascinating.
Well, and I think that's really  a great tool  to go back and re-study studies because you're always going to find something different or another perspective.
 because so much time has passed and we've just learned so much and people have changed so much and  that's cool.
 And science is always evolving.
Absolutely it is.
 So,.
As are people.
 And some people in sciences  or some people,  yeah,  not really science, but some people are devolving.
That is the truth.
 And not  trusting in science or facts or logic.
 That's real sad.
Terrifying.
 Yeah, it really is.
That's why we have a measles outbreak in the South.
 What?  Oh wait,  shoot that slipped through my filter.
I thought that was just karma.
  Talk about non-scientific.
 I love science.
You know what? I think that's karma.
 Oh crap.
 You want to talk about poop?  Oh, I guess so.
 So, this came from when you were talking about how Cori doesn't like the word poop.
Oh my gosh, she hates it.
Because we were naming.
the episode, Tampon Cannons and Brain Poop.
So, this was off.
 We recorded it,  but  it didn't end up in the episode.
It's kind of off mic.
It's off mic sort of.
However,  when I edit this podcast that we're talking about right now,  I have saved that as an outtake.
Oh,  for the cold open? For the cold open.
  We're talking about it after people have already heard it.
After people have already heard it.
got it.
 it's totally meta.
So, meta.
 So, I hope you enjoyed the cold open.
I bet it was hilarious.
 Yeah, sorry.
I'm still thinking about it.
 So, all of that to say, it made me look up the word poop etymology.
Like where did poop come from? Well, I know where poop comes from, but  Where did the word poop come from? mean, and this was bound to come up between the two of us.
We were bound to talk about poop pretty soon anyway.
Oh, I mean, it's one of my favorite topics, actually.
I know.
You don't have to twist my arm to talk about poop.
The thing is, it is interesting because feces and poop, like those words, are not at all similar.
No.
So, you're right.
It is kind of a mystery.
You can't just say, oh, yeah, well, that makes sense why we call it that.
 Well,  I've got the answer for you.
I'm ready.
 all I'm going to say in advance is Cori's kind of right.
It's disgusting, isn't it?  So, there's a couple of definitions of poop.
 The original definition of the word poop  begins with the Latin word Puppus,  P-U-P-P-I-S,  which means the stern of a ship.
Like the poop deck?  The poop deck.
fast forward to the 15th century when the Middle English put their spin on the Latin word spelling it  P-O-U-P-P-E and pronouncing it poop rather than puppets.
 Okay.
Then the French changed the spelling one more time to P-O-U-P-E.
These are all referring to the stern of a ship.
Oui oui.
 And so  not only the stern of the ship, the upper  deck.
So,  some of the, you know, think of the old.
I'm thinking of the little mermaid.
Yes.
That's a perfect example.
 the furthest back, it's higher than the rest of the ship.
That's the poop deck.
sometimes you got to swab it.
Sometimes you have to with a Q-tip.
 Oh, that'd be awesome.
 Now, poop as the excrement.
 This usage is relatively recent dating back to around 1744.
Really? It's believed to be of imitative origin relating to the sounds associated with defecation.
 Oh no.
So,, Cori...
 Yes, she says she doesn't like the word poop because it sounds pasty when you say it and  just the way that it sounds when it comes off your mouth.
sounds like it smells bad  and yeah.
Yeah.
So, she pretty much nailed it.
 That's where it comes from.
There, there is a connection to the older meaning  of to break wind softly  from 1721,  which itself is connected to an earlier middle English usage of Pupan meaning to make   short blast on a to make a short blast on a  horn.
 That just kills me, oh my god.
 That was the clincher.
was like, that's going to be one of my three.
 Oh my gosh.
Oh my word.
 But then, like,  that word, if you,  I'm going to go back.
The English  word, it's poopin'.
I'm poopin'.
 Go away, I'm poopin'.
 That word, the middle English word poopin' means to make a short blast on a horn.
Yeah.
 You guys.
The next time you're in the bathroom,  just think of all that you've learned on this podcast.
I'm learning so much.
Oh my gosh.
 Oh my gosh.
 Oh wow.
 Garen, I'm sorry to associate you with this search, but I'm giving it a nine because I just learned so much.
And it's so funny.
 It's hilarious.
 I mean, we are such  simple people, know, like we are such a simple species in some ways.
We just.
 run with things.
Like you hear something and you associate it with something else and it just becomes a thing.
I'm picturing these people in like powdered wigs.
Yeah, because 1744? Is that what you said? Yes.
That is not that long ago.
No, no.
And they're, you know, sitting at their harpsichord and they're like, would you please stop pooping? Middle English, that was I know, I know.
Like somebody in the 1700s had to take their knowledge of Middle English.
and then decide, hey, this is going to be a thing now.
And it stuck, like no pun intended, but like.
It was like,  you know, the meme,  the meme of the day or something, you know, that people are just the same  century after century.
 Poop has been funny since the beginning of time.
Of course it is.
Cause it's so gross and we all do it.
We all do it.
And we all pretend like we don't.
we all pretend like we don't.
Exactly.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, I don't poop.
No.
That's disgusting.
Ugh.
My sources were EdemOnline, dictionary.
cambridge.
org.
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
Would you like to talk about, speaking of  short blasts on a horn,  would you like to talk about some music? Oh, yes, please.
How about shoegaze music? Oh, it's my favorite kind.
 Is it? No, I don't know what it is.
I didn't either.
 I feel like music literacy is really, like my music literacy is really, really low.
 Like I have a very limited concept of music and vocabulary.
to describe different types of music.
 Because you had  that music  recently, what was that called? Red dirt? Red dirt.
like never had heard of that.
I hadn't either.
And then as I'm  researching the shoegaze music, which I don't even remember where I heard this term, I might have actually read it in a book.
Maybe maybe a character liked it.
Oh yeah.
 And I was like, what the hell is that? Then, you know, there to describe shoegaze music, some of the terms that they were using in these articles, I was like, no, what the hell's that?  Oh, it's a little bit  like, um,  what was the other one that it's in my what about this one? Oh yeah, Dream Pop.
 It's kind of like Dream Pop, but blah blah blah.
I'm like,  now what the heck is Dream Pop? I have heard that term, but I couldn't identify what kind of music that is.
So, crazy.
Anyway, know, here are the genres that I think of when someone says music.
Let's see it.
 Rock, pop, country, rap, hip hop, classical,  new age.
and then all of the subcategories for rock, like yacht rock, classic rock, rockabilly, hard rock, punk rock, alternative.
And then I was thinking, damn, that's  kind of a lot.
 But there are probably 500,000 more.
And  I don't know any of them.
 And I know subgenres of classical,  like baroque  and  baroque.
 Man, you're so knowledgeable with classical music.
didn't know.
I suddenly just blanked.
Baroque was the only thing I could think of for music theory class.
I'm so sorry, Mr.
Atterberry.
Oh, shoot.
Anyway, one of the subcategories that I did not know about was shoegaze.
Here we go.
It's an alternative genre.
So, it's a subgenre of a subgenre.
OK.
That emerged in the late 1980s and early 1990s.
Right? It's not even like it's new and I'm too old to know about it.
Right.
That's how red dirt was.
I was like, how do I not know? Yeah.
OK.
It's characterized by its ethereal sound.
Oh.
heavy use of effects pedals  and a dreamy surreal quality.
 The term was originally  used as a derogatory term to describe the tendency of its musicians to look down at their feet during performances because they were looking at the effects pedals  to know which one to hit with their foot.
So, they called it shoegaze.
 Oh my gosh.
And people made fun of their stage presence because they were so focused on,  you know, I love that.
Playing their little pedals that they  they just kind of stood there and they didn't really perform.
 I love that.
It often features  heavy use of effect pedals  for distortion, reverb and delay.commonly used to create a wall of sound effect, so it's a very busy.
 It's a really busy kind of sound.
 Ethereal and ambient tones.
The music often has a dreamy, otherworldly quality  and it  features washed out vocals.
Vocals are typically low in the mix and heavily processed.
So, they would even use like,  what's that thing?  Oh my gosh, I know what you're talking about.
I don't know.
 Like a special microphone that makes your voice distort.
Yeah, and it's inside your mouth.
Is that the way you're talking? Oh, no, no.
I'm sorry.
know you're...
Never mind.
 It's a different kind of microphone that is...
 It's not in my mouth.
 No.
Sorry.
 What is that called? when they use the thing that like Cher used in...
 Autotune.
 Thank you.
You're welcome.
It's like autotune.
Holy shit.
 And then slow and sweet melodies.
It often has a slow tempo and a melancholic feel.
Okay.
Here are some notable American shoegaze bands.
Thank you, thank you.
That I've never heard of.
Okay.
 Sorry.
No offense, y'all.
 Dear Hunter.
Nothing.
 No.
 Here's one you probably know.
Internationally known.
My Bloody Valentine.
I've heard of them, but I've never listened to them.
I have.
And I like them  if I'm in the mood for it.
 But it's true.
It is a very busy, heavy kind of a sound.
 The Cocteau Twins.
 They're Irish.
 Slow Dive,  Ride,  Lush.
I think I've heard of Lush.
The Jesus and Mary Chain.
 Oh.
Swerve Driver.
 Mm-hmm.
And Chapter House.
 Oh my gosh.
I know.
 I haven't heard of any of these.
 So,,  Ignite.
 Anyway,  that's all I got.
 My sources were Wikipedia, Loudersound.com, OurMusicWorld.com, Pitchfork.com.
 And I would give it a seven on the Garen scale, because I was really sad that I didn't know more of those bands.
Well,  okay.
And it was frustrating.
There's so much music out there.
There's no way you could ever listen to it all.
Yeah.
Ever.
True.
 But you would think, especially like alternative rock,  that's what I've listened to.
 That's like one of my favorite genres.
So, I was just really  kind of disappointed in myself that I had not heard some of these  bands.
 listened to something this  week that I thought, what  is this?  I had  never heard anything like it, honestly.
 And as you were describing Shoegaze music, it was kind of fitting into  what I listened to  because especially with the vocal,  the way you explained the vocals,  I could hardly understand them.
 Right.
 Gosh, what was that and how did I get to it? I don't even remember.
 Was it on your Apple music? Oh, here it is.
The Voids.
The Voids.
You ever heard of The Voids before? Mm-mm.
I heard a song.
They've got a single that came out this month called Blue Demon, and it was very catchy.
And so I shazamed it and I listened to it.
And so I kind of liked it.
And then I listened to one of their albums.
And I was like, I can't listen to this.
It just didn't make any sense to me.
Yeah.
 And so I don't know.
I'm interested what they would...
I mean, they're considered alternative.
 I might, on my YouTube music app, I might just  search ShoeGaze and see if it'll  give me like a ShoeGaze radio station or playlist or something  that I can listen to  and sample and see if I can add any songs to  my liked lists.
 but I doubt it would be something that I could listen to a lot.
Yeah, I would tend to agree.
I like to be able to sing along with stuff.
 It's hard to sing along with a wah-wah pedal.
Yep.
 So, I just typed in shoegaze into Apple Music  and it brought up shoegaze and dream pop essential playlist.
Now Dream Pop, because I did look up what's the difference between shoegaze and Dream Pop.
Because then it said Dream Pop and I was like huh?  And it did say something about Dream Pop being a little bit lighter,  less melancholy,  more singable, like sing along-able.
Okay, you know what? I'm gonna try this playlist.
I might I might try dream pop and I might have better luck with that Okay, I'm in I'll give it a shot.
Now, you know, okay add But Brea what what about this one? Oh my gosh, what about it? Here's a quick listing of our other searches from the past week that we didn't have time to discuss in this episode Or we're just too damn boring.
You're boring Yes, you're so boring.
There's so much activity at the library today.
There some very pacey people today.
I mean, I have seen like, so there's glass behind you.
Yes.
So, I can see that there's activity going on behind me outside, like just constant movement.
has been constant.
It's been very distracting.
And down there through those windows, there's just people in and out of the library.
It's like, what is happening? People, people be reading.
They'd be buzzing.
Got stuff to do.
Gotta get to the library.
Gotta get home.
So, I'm starting my gummy routine for the weekend.
That's  hell yes.
 Okay.
Now this is a quick listing  of other searches.
We already did that.
From the past week.
 That's right.
 Just read your list.
 You're boring.
 You're dumb.
 Okay.
 Here's my list.
It's been a long week.
It's such  a terrible week.
Yeah.
How many acres per horse? Celebrity diving competition.
Keep it simple y'all.
Cookbook.
Your barefoot neighbor.
Sanitary napkin etymology.
This was actually pretty interesting and- Maybe save it for next week.
I may revisit this one.
I kind of  am  intrigued.
 Um, marked bills versus unmarked bills.
Okay.
 Fire Recast not recording certain shows.
Wild Rice Instant Pot Cooking Time.
Salmon Patty Recipe.
Sheet Bake Dinners.
Belfast.
I had like this mini stroke and could not remember where Belfast was.
Really? I know.
I looked it up.
I was like, oh whoa Cara.
Let's go to bed.
Okay.
The Empress of Salt and Fortune.
Does Dairy Queen have butterscotch dipped cones? Springfield, Missouri Dairy Queen locations.
I take it they do.
They don't.
Oh.
So, Sean claims they used to have butterscotch dipped cones.
You know the hard shell cones? Yeah.
 He says they used to have butterscotch ones.
And  I did find them online, like that they are available at some locations, but not in Springfield.
He was very sad.
He was a sad panda.
Because sometime last week we both,  maybe we saw a commercial for dipped cones and I was like, oh my word.
 I haven't had a dipped cone.
I mean, it's probably been a solid, I don't know, 30 years.
Like I was a little kid and it was my grandparents took me.
So, we went and got dipped cones.
It was just okay.
 Really? Yeah.
That's, that's, that's disappointing.
I will say if you go and get one y'all get a small.
Cause I got the medium cause I thought they're going to give me this tiny cone that I put the whole thing in my mouth.
Oh my God.
 The medium.
It's the biggest my head.
This is America.
was outrageous.
 Like it was bigger than this microphone, Brea.
It was ridiculous.
Yeah.
This is American medium.
It was.
 Um,  so get small.
All right.
Moving on hot chocolate design.com  how to choose a clown name.
Remember we talked about how to basically you just pick something that's meaningful to yourself.
 There's no, there are no rules.
You don't have to go like, you know, you, the street you lived on when you were a kid and you know, blah, blah, blah.
That's boring.
 Super boring.
That's why there aren't that many good clown names.
There aren't rules regulating it.
It's like sprinkles.
 Sparkles.
 Yeah.
You really nailed it with mine.
I'm sicko forevermore.
 Sicko of course.
So, funny.
made me, even when I was re-listening to the podcast to make sure for quality assurance,  I always peed my pants.
I was just like, sicko, the clown is so perfect.
 Oh my gosh.
All right.
The Aztecs.
Now I was going to make this one of my topics this week.
 You need a whole podcast for the Aztecs.
telling you, could, you definitely could.
Um, so not a paragraph.
didn't, I wasn't going to do the Aztecs justice.
So, maybe let's start another podcast and we'll call it truth profiles and the Aztecs.
And that'll get us like probably another four years worth of broadcasting.
Another 74 episodes at least.
okay.
Um, flag poll ratio.
Cause you know, flags need to be the same, the right size  in accordance with how tall the flag pole is.
 And it makes me insane when someone has a super tall flag pole in this  flag or the opposite or the opposite.
I don't mind the larger flags as much.
 They don't bother me as much, but come on.
 in case you're wondering,  your flag should be.
 about a third or a fourth of the size of the length of the flagpole.
So, if you get a 10 foot flat flagpole,  your flag should be at least three feet long or wide.
Okay.
Gotcha.
So,  there you go.
I am DB searches  splash a celebrity diving competition  paradise  TV show adventures of the gummy bears.
Yes.
 I started watching that and I can't stop.
Really? It's holds up.
Really? It is an excellent cartoon.
It holds up.
It's making me laugh.
What about, what was the other one? Adventure? Uh, Tailspin.
Tailspin.
That one wasn't so good.
Really? I mean, it was just kind of like, it's kind of like, you know, you turn 40 and you're like, I'm to watch the Smurfs.
Yeah.
No, no, no, don't do it.
No, don't watch He-Man.
No.
Don't watch She-Ra.
You'll be so...
It's like the veil will be pulled away and you'll look behind the curtain and you'll see the sausage being made.
Like it's...
Just don't do it.
 Um, Thundercats.
 Terrible rewatch.
Thundercats is  awful.
It was...
 Oh, the animation is horrible.
The stories are ridiculous.
Yeah.
Well,  the gummy bears...
 Watch it.
It's great.
It's worth your time.
 Tailspin.
It was fun to watch because it was like so nostalgic.
was like, Oh my gosh,  but it's not that great.
And then last but not least, Kevin Bacon.
 Cause just every six months or so you have to search Kevin Bacon.
 I couldn't, I needed to know how old he was.
he's  getting up there.
One of my bosses and I were talking about Kevin Bacon  and as you do, as you do.
 He was, this was two weekends ago.
He was trying to decide, he thought he knew what he was going to do that weekend.
Like he had a movie in mind.
So, he's going to No, he had a movie in mind that he and his wife are going to watch.
 And then  he's like, well, maybe, maybe we won't watch that when we're going to have the kids around and it's, you know, it's not, it's a little more adult.
And I said,  you should rewatch the Kevin Bacon footloose because it's actually still pretty good.
And wholesome.
Yeah.
 I just was so surprised at how good it still was after all these years.
So, then we went, course, down this nostalgic rabbit hole and we had to look up and see how old Kevin Megan was.
old is he? I think he's 64.
I can't remember now, but he's in his sixties.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Did you know Clint and I watched Dirty Dancing? Both of us for the first time ever all the way through.
Whoa.
A few weeks ago.
Was it worth your time? We were high.
And so it was pretty good.
  Best movie ever.
 was actually,  it was good.
It's a good movie.
It's a good movie and I understood it a lot better than I would have understood it if I watched it when it first came out.
Oh for sure.
Because I watched it when I was a tween.
I can't believe you were allowed to watch it.
I was at a friend's house.
I was gonna say.
It was a sleepover.
We weren't, I wasn't allowed to watch that movie.
no no no.
We went to the video store and they were the parents that were like get whatever you want so we did.
And we liked it, we were like, it's fun.
But then I watched it as an adult and I was like, snap.
It's pretty dark.
This is heavy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a serious movie.
It really is.
So, anyway.
Anyway, here we go.
Yes, let's hear it.
My list is pretty long.
Nakuri Gatwa.
Oh.
Doctor Who.
Panera New Bread Recipe.
Pasta Primavera Recipes.
City of Springfield Landfill Death.
Montclair Senior Living, Nissen, Nestle Crunch jingle lyrics.
 Are you moving into the Montclair? We talked about this.
 No, but you're going to think I am  shopping for senior homes  by the time I get to the end of this list.
 I had to look it up because Jackie has a job interview there.
Oh, right.
Next week.
Great.
 That's great.
 I need to know where I'm driving her.
Heck yeah.
 OK, Nissen.
Nestle crunch jingle lyrics  This is when you have to prove to your kids that you know shit that they don't know and That you are correct.
That's right.
You're wrong.
That's right  Which side to sleep on for heart health? Oh liberal enclaves with low cost of living  They don't exist  western most city in the u.
s.
 Difference between shoegaze and dream pop  culture flock Easy recipes for beginners.
Hot chocolate shoes.
Kalei-vowen.
Oh.
 Don't you mean Kalei-varker? Kalei-varker is my next one.
 Cesar's Old Mexico.
 Oh.
Ugh, so nummy.
 Panera Menu.
What the hell? Panera shit.
You've an obsession.
I guess.
How to program AMQ Standing Desk.
 White Hard Pimple on Face.
 Lovely.
It is.
I mean, this is glamour.
 Township Senior Living.
 Animal Care Center.
Buying a House with No Money Down.
Benelux Region.
 Is that like near my hoo-ha? No, it's not.
 It does sound like it though, doesn't it?  It's actually Belgium, Netherlands, and Luxembourg.
 Oh, yes.
It's like a tri-state area.
Yes.
Except it's country.
 I love it.
Okay.
Do you have shout outs? Zero.
I have one.
 Janet.
 Janet? Yeah, she's an OB.
An original bestie.
 Oh.
Like,  she delivers babies.
 She listens to us when she walks.
And she used the term VVB in a word, email.
Yes.
 Recently, and it made my day.
Oh, Janet.
 Even though was just to me,  she sent me something  and something she wanted me to do with templates.
And she said,  just work on this when you're not VVB.
It was  great.
 And she told a new employee about our podcast.
Oh.
And he loves podcasts, so he looked it up.
He? Yeah.
Yes.
And what's the episode that was at the top of his feed? Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Tampon cannons in Brinkford.
So, I told her, said, no, no, no, maybe he should start with episode one instead.
But you know what episode one is? The bra.
The bespoke bras and table bags.
 So, he thinks we're totally weird.
We may not capture that new listener.
Maybe not.
 He's right, we are weird.
 That is hilarious.
 Cameron Cannon's  the spoke for us.
Shannon, we appreciate your efforts,  but timing was poor.
 Oh man.
She was like, trust me, it's hilarious.
You need to just listen to it.
 Oh my gosh.
If you're listening, Sawyer, welcome to Bestie land.
Sawyer.
Yeah.
 Well,  send us  an email.
 Yeah.
 And you can engage with us on social media if you want to.
Yeah.
We're just kind of quiet.
Man, I loaded it up this week.
Did you? I'm so sorry.
No.
This is me not even noticing the efforts that you go to.
There were two posts every day.
Damn, Cara.
But nobody, like, I don't think anyone, like, you know.
I just have nothing.
I got nothing.
I've got nothing in my social media guesting.
It's okay.
But people can definitely email us.
100%.
We would love it.
Delete this history podcast at gmail.com.
We're there.
We are there.
All the time.
I just sit there.
day I'm checking it, checking the email every day I'm checking it.
 Is that a music genre? don't know.
Maybe.
 Anyway, OK, I'm to go delete my history.
I'm going to go delete my history.
OK, I'll tell you what I am going to do.
I'm just going to go straight to sleep.
Probably.
I'm not.
I'm going to pop a gummy and I got some new coloring books to color.
 That sounds amazing.
Coloring sounds amazing.
Also, I got some Easter Mad Libs  Just for the heck of it because I thought that Quinn would think they're funny.
Yes and  Jackie and I did a couple last night.
 We were totally sober Yeah, I want to say that first and they were freaking hilarious.
You should bring one on here and we'll do it on air.
Okay, that would be fun It's fun.
And the Mad Libs book I got is so cool because if you don't have somebody to play Mad Libs with you Yes.
You can do it by yourself because they have a list on the back.
Oh.
That just has the word, like what you need to put in there.
So, you, it would say like plural noun, plural noun,  adjective, adverb, and you just fill that in and then you, then you quickly flip the page and you just fill it in with your answers.
So, you're not reading it ahead of time.
You're not reading it ahead of time.
That's fun.
I love Mad Libs.
The Easter ones are hilarious too.
Cool.
 All right.
Okay.
Well, stay fresh cheese bags.
 Bye.
Bye.
I just said bye  bye.
Bye bye.
Hello.
 What is happening?  Bye!  That's our new sign-off.
 You say stay first cheese bags and I'm gonna say belay from now on.
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