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That's the Lamborgun- blu- blu. Yep.  Welcome to Delete This History, a podcast by two women of a certain age searching for answers. We're your hosts, Cara and Brea. Hey, Brea. Hey, Cara. We are recording after a long day of work. It's maybe a mistake. That may be the greatest thing ever. Yeah, because, yeah, loopiness. Who knows? Brain deadness. Is that a word? No. Brain deadness. So, busy month. Yes, oh my gosh. Which is why we're recording on a day that we don't normally record because your life is crazy right now. It's gonna calm down in about three weeks. And June is pretty busy for me too, usually. Vacation. We always take time off in June. That's right. So we're doing that next, um, next week going down to Arkansas. Where are you? When, when are you going next? At the end of next week? No, the beginning. What? Sunday. Yeah. Sunday through. Oh, that's right. Cause we're, oh boy, we're going to podcast again on a weekday next week. Yes. Friday. Yikes. Yeah. Yikes. Yes. We should just drink that day. Absolutely. Yeah. Fill up this hydro flask with nothing but beer. Yeah, I'm thinking red wine. That's good. Oh, I take that. Red, red wine makes me feel so fine. That's that's all we're allowed to do. That's our sample. I'm singing it in my head. So it seems like we were just here. I completely, in fact, my list is short because it's not been a week. My list is surprisingly long. Is it? Yeah. Okay, you've been busy searching stuff. Yeah, well, I was... Tuesday, my day off, I was like, oh crap, we're recording on Thursday, I need to get with it. So everything that I could think of that I was just even the littlest bit curious about I would search and then like if my kids were arguing about something or there was some kind of dispute about something I'd be like, never mind, no, put your phones down, I'm gonna, I'm gonna search this. Need podcast content. Okay, this should maybe a really good list. Um, it is a good So last time we Podcasted it was a practice. Mm-hmm. This is probably another practice But we could probably use this for like bonus episode content like Absolutely, people will love it how horrible we are first one, especially that one I can't like to go back and listen to that one now because I feel like we're even Like so much better than we were that first time. But we only got 15 minutes of that one. Yeah, I know. Trust me, I look at that red light constantly because I'm like, oh, we're still recording. Okay. That's good, that's good. It's probably a good thing we only got 15 minutes of that first one. Yeah, probably so. But the second one was much better. And then the one I just edited was really good. Oh, good. You know what? Even if nobody else likes it, you and I do. It's fun. We can just listen to ourselves. And Heather. Heather will listen to it. If we can get Hopper on board, we'll see. If we could just convince her of our brilliance, we'll be fine. But last time, we didn't even practice talking about how we met each other. Oh, that's right. We need to get that tightened up, because we tend to start going down windy paths in our minds. We are the best at that. So, I summarized it for us this week. I love that. Here we go. Mass media degrees from Missouri State University, TV production jobs at local CBS and Fox affiliates. Both left our jobs, became really good friends after leaving TV, which is weird. Fact. And now we're sisters from another mother in one brain. True. I think that's a great synopsis. That's all people really need to know. It really is. We did leave out the Food and Firth Club. I was thinking about that. And that's a big part of our story. It really helped. We really got to know each other through that really well. Yes. So how many of us were there at the time to start? Five. There were five of us. And then Karen joined us. And Mary Beth moved away. Right. Then Karen joined us. Yes. But there was some overlap. with Karen and Marybeth. That's right. Oh boy, yes, that's right. So we had six for a while. We got the idea from one of our coworkers at the TV station. She used to do this with her sister. But they only watched Pride and Prejudice. That's right. Once a month, they would get together and watch the Colin Firth version of Pride and Prejudice, which is almost four hours long. I cannot imagine watching that once a month. I watch it maybe twice a year. Yeah, I'm down to maybe once a year now. Yeah. It is so good though. It's amazing. But that's how we started. We started with that one. Yes. And then once a month, we would watch a different Colin Firth movie and make dinner. We would bring like potluck kind of a situation. Yeah, we're Midwesterners, man. We love the potluck. Had a theme. We would always have a theme for the food. And then eventually we ran out of Colin Firth movies. Yeah, we started running out of Colin Firth movies that we wanted to watch. Some of those are stinkers. And some of them we watched anyway. And regretted. We would get together once a month, and we would pick a Firth movie, and pick a theme for food. Breakfast for dinner was one of our favorite themes. We were good at breakfast. Yeah, we got real good at that one. Mexican... Movable feast! We win! We shared the hosting duties. And Cara's husband is a glass artisan and he etched a picture of Colin Firth into wine glasses and had our names engraved on the wine glasses. I mean. I still have them. We've lost some soldiers though. I know. Some of them broke. Yeah, we did have one that broke. I think what- Was it yours or was it mine? I think mine broke. I think it was yours. That's sad. That's okay. I need Karen's now. Yeah, so we've yeah, we don't get together as often as we would like anymore for food and furth. We've You know, Marybeth moved away One of our members passed away Which was really hard. I think that was when it kind of just... We tried It's so hard though. Like it just It was so much fun and without her there, it's just... Not the same. It's not the same. No. You just always feel that, you know, that absence. Anyway, so that's kind of our journey. How we got to know each other. And now we do so many things together. And we have so many plans to do more things. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Little trip. Yeah, yeah, I mean... Cara's going to New York in a couple weeks. Yep. To sing at... Carnegie Hall. I am not alone with a choir. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my gosh, if you were singing alone. I would have diarrhea 24 seven, like it would go in my mouth and out of my b-hole if I was singing a solo there. But it's still a huge honor. I'm excited. And I just get chills thinking about it. I know. I just I still kind of feel like it's not real because. And I really, I really wish I was going with you to see it, but it just didn't work out. So you get to go to New York with your husband and have some kind of romantic getaway. Yeah, that poor guy's going to have to figure out what to do while I'm rehearsing because we literally have four half days of rehearsals leading up to this. So he's going to be like all New York by himself. Yeah, it's too bad that New York is such a boring city. I know. I know what he's gonna do! What's he gonna do? Probably just stay in the hotel and watch TV. That's probably what I would do. To be honest. No! I wouldn't, I probably wouldn't go out by myself. I wouldn't be like afraid to go out by myself. I just, it wouldn't be as fun. Exactly. But he said he's gonna scout some things and then we're gonna go together. So we'll see. That's a good idea. Yeah! So we're getting close to launching this podcast which is... us sharing our search histories to make people laugh. Yes. And let me tell you, we've got some funny, what do we call them, queries? Ooh, that's a good word. My thesaurus brain. That's like a ten dollar word. Sort of. So we, um, that's what we do. Yeah. So... My own searches kind of crack me up because I forget that I've searched those. Yes. So then when I sit down to make my list, I'm like, what? Yeah, I have to research things. So I have to remember why was I looking this up. I have to put myself back. Where was I? What was I doing? What time is it? It's time for the reading of the lists. Yes. Okay, you go first. And this week I get to go first and Bebe has to put the tablet up where she can see it. All right. Here we go. I'm ready. I'm already laughing. It's going good. I'm laughing at you trying not to laugh. Because you know what the first entry is. Yes I do. Okay. Sporting Kansas City. WWJBD TV shows with David Pierce Current Honda lease mileage Jonathan Majors Ted Lasso blue shoes Women's blue Air Jordans Samsung fridge Water filter replacement. Imported. Seal's face. Oh boy. Simulation and soccer. Of course we're going to talk about soccer again this week. Well we don't have to. No, no. Double decker airplane seat. Meatloaf Recipe. Toad the Wet Sprocket. That's my list. That's a good list. That is the list. I feel like I'm gonna learn a lot because there are some things on there that I'm gonna write. That's a good list. Thanks. I already have so many questions in my head, but I'm ready to hear your list. Here we go. My list is Origin of Flak Jacket. pronunciation of Fliegerabwehrkanonen. Music from the Ken Burns Vietnam War documentary. 2023 summer movies. rectitude definition, vase of vagal syncope. Dog groomers near me. Montessori definition and clay gram art. That's my list. Where's my copy of your list? Oh it's right here. Let's see this here is your copy. Okay. Oh my. I had to look up a lot of words this week. And pronunciations. Well what the? Never mind. Okay. So. Before we start saying what the heck, it's time to play a game we like to call Search Me. It's where we try to guess which search fits the description that we give each other. I read my list first, so I'm going to read my question first. You go. Okay. And I'm going to tell you what's at stake, what you have to win. I always forget there's a prize. My prizes are always... make-believe prizes. Cara always has a real prize. Mine are always kind of silly. Mine can go in the trash immediately so don't get too excited. This week, you're playing for your fancy envelope maker. I covet that envelope maker so much that I gave you for your birthday. I'm planning to use it this weekend as a matter of fact, because I have to make... father's day card. Yes. And I'm gonna use some fancy color paper. Yeah, so that's what you're playing for. Okay. If you don't... Does that mean I have to give it back? Yeah, I'm taking it back. Okay, I want to win. Cara, this week I want you to try to guess which search I redid after I felt like my husband didn't do it well enough the first time. Great question. Current Honda lease mileage. Oh no. Oh shoot, no. Okay, you get one more guess. Do I get a do-over? I should have read the whole list. Read the whole list. Take that one off the list. Cause that's not it. Samsung fridge water filter replacement. You got it. Yeah. I knew as soon as I saw it, I knew that was it. Get to keep my envelope maker. I'm gonna make you a fancy envelope just for that. Yay. I'm excited about that. You know I would have never taken back your present. I know you wouldn't have. But it did come straight from my Amazon wish list. Cause that's where I shop for Cara's gifts. Since we share a brain. It's like, you got it, you nailed it. Okay, so I get to keep my fancy envelope maker. Yes. This, post it. Gosh, the doodle has gotten so much bigger and beautiful. So this edition, again, doodled in a meeting that was boring. Yeah. So this is what's on the line. It's getting big. It's a big doodle. I can't wait till we're doing this for real and we can post that on Instagram. Okay. Here we go. Which of my searches was prompted by listening to the Smartless podcast? Oh, Smartless. You act like that's a good question. It is. I think you're gonna get this, actually. You've listened to Smartless, right? Yes I have. Okay. I think you're gonna get this. I'm going to say pronunciation of Flee-ger-blah-blah-blah-kuh-nah-hon. I'm sorry. No, it sounds like something that those three clowns would definitely talk about. But no. The correct answer is... vasovagal syncope. Sean Hayes has vasovagal syncope. What is that? So it's when you have a sudden drop in your heart rate and or blood pressure because of some traumatic something or other. So in his case if he sees blood, sees a needle, like his is medical stuff. Yes like Doc Martin. Yes exactly. Doc Martin has vasovagal syncope. Also could this particular syncope can also be called cardiac syncope because it affects your heart rate and your blood vessels and blah blah. And so he passes out. He passes out. So anytime you faint or pass out because of a trauma or a shock or something like that, it's vasovagal syncope. Think of the fainting goats. Yes. They get startled. And that's so that's kind of like the similar But it's so sad I always feel so bad for them. I do too because especially when people try and scare them on purpose because they know That's just straight up mean. I don't like that. That's animal abuse. Call PETA. I will Okay, so that's it. That's um vasovagal Syncope. Syncope, I'm probably still not saying it correctly. Well, it's interesting. So like all those ladies, those Victorian ladies, well they were probably, they just couldn't breathe. I think, yeah. I'm blaming corsets all the way. Yeah. Especially if they didn't see something. It did take much to shock people though back then. No, that's true. Think if you had vasovagal syncope and a corset on. Oh my gosh. Oh my god! You didn't stand a chance! But it's not something that you have though, is it? It's something that you experience. No. No doctor would say, well you have vasovagal sympathy. Syncope. Sympathy! That's when someone you know has it and you feel bad for them. Vasovagal syncope sympathy. Yes. That's me with the goats. Absolutely. Exactly. I mean, I could see where that would be the diagnosis. Like, oh you passed out because of blah blah. But it's not like, oh, Sean Hayes has vasovagal syncope. Like you would say he has Crohn's disease or something like that. Right. It's just something he experiences on the regular. Apparently so. And that does not surprise me one bit. He's a self-proclaimed hypochondriac. Yeah. And it cracks me up. You may be right. It's just something that you experience and maybe people are more susceptible to it than others. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. When to see a doctor. If you hit your head. On the way down. Fainting can be a sign of a more serious condition. Yes, it could be. So if you're fainting all the time, maybe go see a doctor. Right. I think that's what the lesson there is. Cara, it's time for your very favorite segment. What segment is that? But what about this one? I do love this segment, because now I get to have to look at the questions. Okay, my first question for you, I'm gonna need to know, oh man, I don't know if I wanna wait in, but I really wanna know why you looked up Seale's face. Can I tell you my scenario, what I'm imagining in your household? Oh, yeah. So, I feel like there was a conversation, maybe at the table. Yes. That came up. I don't know what would have brought Seal up, but it was a conversation between your children as to why maybe Seal looks like he does. Close. Okay. Jackie, as you know, has a very eclectic taste in music. Yes. And she listens to a lot of things that a 19-year-old in 2023 typically does not listen to, like yacht rock. Love yacht rock. She gets kind of obsessed with certain artists. Okay. So if she finds out about an artist or hears a song by them that she likes, then she starts to listen to everything that they've ever done. Yeah. She can remember words to songs and lyrics, and she can make connections between songs and she'll... It's just she's always thinking about music. Okay. Just to give you an idea of... Like, we're talking. 10cc, one minute. Woo! are Hall and Oates or the Doobie Brothers or whatever. And then Paula Abdul or Seal or something like that the next minute. I mean, I would go to that club. She, I don't think that she's necessarily a huge fan of Seal, but somehow the song Kiss From A Rose came up and I said, please do not start singing that song. Terrible song. Because I will get that earworm and it will never go away. That was the year I graduated high school. So Jackie was listening to Kiss from Arose? Well, something made her think of that song. I was the one who was like, you know, I never did figure out what was wrong with his face. And I always got bad vibes from Seal. And I thought, it's probably because he's got those, whatever that's going on his face. And I thought they were freckles. I was remembering in my head that it was like freckles. But then I looked him up and I was like, oh no, those are scars. But then I was like, well, where is he from again? And I mean, you know, you just, your mind goes down rabbit holes. Anyway, so I looked up Seals face and do you know why he, what those scars are from? I have no clue. They are lupus scars. Really? He has lupus and I had no idea. I didn't know that. And it's very common that people with lupus get scar, get scarring like that. And I don't know what causes it. I didn't like really go too far into it, but. Wow. I even saw a story online about people treating people with lupus scars like that on their face like crappy. Like refusing to serve them at a nail salon. Yeah and I was just like what the F people. I-whatever. I just- I mean I was a kid and I was a little bit afraid of Seal because he looked different. But like come on grown ass people. Right. grow up. I have no words. So now I kind of feel bad about myself. You should. But I'm glad I looked that up because that is good information. I'm glad you looked it up too. It really is. I, that's, that's a very, like, I'm glad I learned that. Yes. I didn't know that. Now you know. Thank you, Brea. Thank you for looking up Seel's face. You're very welcome. Seel has lupus and um. Is he do you know oh man that did not come up in my search? I'm gonna look how do you think he is? I'm gonna say He's gotta be early 60s I Would think so too seal age he's 60 Brea oh my gosh straight up. He's kind of a cutie. I know He was married to Heidi Klum. Holy cow. I'm gonna be singing that song. It's already Already there in my brain. Sorry not sorry. So I have some questions for you. What the heck is Flieger Abwehrkonen? Okay, Flieger Abwehrkonen. Flieger Abwehrkonen. German. Alright, so Flieger So, flack is the abbreviation for Flieger-Obvarkonin. Oh! F-L-A-K. Yes. And so that's where flack jacket comes from. They just took all those other Germany letters out of the middle and squished it back together. Yep. And said, Flieger-Obvarkonin. Yep. Isn't that interesting? That is very interesting. So that also explains flack jacket. Yep. While you were looking that up. I was looking up flack jacket. because you were watching the Vietnam War by Ken Burns. Yes, thank you for the recommendation, by the way. We watched that. We watched all 20 hours of that show over like three weekends. Very good. And a couple of evenings throughout the week. It's one of the best documentaries I've ever seen. And I am embarrassed at how much I didn't know about that war. Well, Cara. Shocked. Think about it. What did we learn in school? Well, not this. I'll tell you that. Well, and we wouldn't have learned all of that anyway. No. Those details, but we never even got to the Vietnam War. So history class, we talked about it, but compared to like the civil war or world war two, the Vietnam war was just, they were like, uh, we went to Vietnam. Um, it was bad. You know, it was controversial and then they came home and they built a wall. Like literally that's what I knew about the Vietnam War. It took us longer than 20 hours to watch it because we paused it so many times to confer. Yeah. And just go, did you know that? Did you know? Oh my gosh. LBJ, Dixon. I just, I mean, oh, I don't even, I didn't know, I didn't know we were in Vietnam as soon as we were, like the specialists that they sent in. We were there for so long. while we were in Korea. You're right, yeah. Which I think is pretty beeped up. Yeah, it's all overlapped. It is. Yeah. Oh my gosh, so anyway, thanks for the recommendation. It was amazing. Yeah, I really enjoyed that documentary and I watched it with my kids, which was a little uncomfortable sometimes. But that's what happens in our house all the time. We watch things together and I'm like, why am I watching this with you? Why is my 13 year old sitting here next to me watching this with me? This is all kinds of wrong. But he, and he was much younger when we watched the Vietnam War. But I thought, you know what? If they're not gonna learn it at school, they're gonna learn it at home. Because I'm telling you, Every single year we started over in American history. I know. First of all, we hardly learned anything about anything outside of the US. Because why would you need to know any of that? And so, we started over every year in history class with the Revolutionary War. Or, before that even, the Pilgrims. Yes, the Pilgrims. The effing Pilgrims. But before that, nothing. Nothing happened. Nothing happened. No indigenous people, no whatever. There was nothing in America. It was empty. So it's the Pilgrims, the Revolutionary War, and then after that the Civil War. And then we got to World War I and World War II, because those were considered very important wars because good. We won. Well, yeah. And. And quote unquote good white American male people died. So we got to talk about this for forever. Right. And then we kicked the Nazis ass, whatever, but didn't really do anything to help Jewish people. Because, and then by then it was the end of the school year. We didn't get to Korea. We didn't get to Vietnam. We didn't get to any of that because school's out. and then the next year you'd come back to school. Open your history books, kids, and let's talk about the pilgrims! Are you f-ing kidding me? So that's why I really enjoyed that Vietnam War documentary, because first of all, it was warts and all. Lots of warts. And it was comprehensive. And they talked to the guys. Both sides! Right. They talked to the guys who fought in it. The Vietnamese, the Viet Cong, they talked to everybody. I thought that's what I was loving is that they weren't just taking the stories from the sides of the Americans. I just thought that was just I just so admirable and just such a great idea. And I just can't say enough nice things about that documentary. What else do you want to know? Yeah, sorry, I'm still thinking about the documentary. Thanks for prompting me. Hey, Cara, wake up. I wanna know why you searched Toad the Wet Sprocket. Ooh, we're kinda music heavy today. We are. I listen to streaming music in my car sometimes. Most of the time I listen to podcasts, but sometimes I listen to music. If Jackie's in the car, I have to listen to music. She doesn't like talky talky. Gotcha. And then she wants to talk to me. Over the music or over the talking? Over the talking. Like if I'm listening to a podcast. We listen to rock or yacht rock. Yacht rock. Yeah. And she found a list that breaks down whether a group or a song is yacht rock or not. And we disagree with this list, this yacht rock list a lot. Like no, they're wrong about that. So Toad the Wet Sprocket. I was listening... Jackie was not in the car with me. Okay. So I got to listen to something... Nyot Rock. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Oh man. I just I never get it right ever. Okay, it's called Happy in the alt rock 90s. You got all the words. They just weren't in the right order. Okay, that's good Okay, I would listen to that. Toe the wet sprocket song came on not walk on the ocean not that one, but the The other one There it is, All I Want. Oh, that's a good song! I love that song, it came on and I was rocking out in my bright blue car. You were happy! I was. It made me so happy. See, they nailed it. But then I was like, toe to wet sprocket. What the hell? What were they smoking? As my oldest would say, were they sucking on devil's lettuce? They came off of that. When they came up with that name and then I thought I Have heard the story of where they came up with this name before okay, but of course Yeah, it's long gone. Yeah, I mean, I don't know that I've ever heard it Well, I'm gonna tell ya tell me it turns out It's a really well-known story and we're probably the only two people in the world who don't know this story That's probably true They got that name from a Monty Python sketch that was written by Eric Idle. And he came, he said that he came up with the stupidest sounding band name that he thought nobody would ever have. And these guys liked Monty Python, and they liked that sketch. And they got together and they were like, what are we gonna name our band? And they started talking about it, and they're like, ho, Toad the Wet Sprocket. And so it was kind of like a placeholder name, like a temporary name. Yes. They actually had some gigs scheduled like locally. And so they were like, well, we'll just use this name, this Toad the Wet's Procket stupid name till we come up with our real band name. But then it stuck. And so that's literally the name that was in the sketch. I didn't know that. I've never heard that. I'm not a huge Monty Python fan. Me neither. I mean, it's like, you know. I like the Holy Grail in small doses. Yes. Sean Love. It's a guy thing. It has to be, because I don't get it. I mean there are lots of things I do like about that movie and it makes me giggle, but I'm not going to sit down and watch a full movie of it. No, I can't sit and watch that whole movie. No. You know, we, there are a lot of catchphrases from that movie that happen in the Birch household. Yes. Well, Clint has a bumper sticker but it's like a magnetic thing and I got it for him and it says, your father was a hamster and your mother's smell to the elderberries. Or something like that. I got it wrong. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. I got it right! Nailed it! You are on fire today! What the heck? Sean will often say, She turned me into a newt. Oh yeah. But I got better! Sean makes it funny. I laugh when he quotes it, but I can't sit down and watch it. No, it's just, I don't know. I just can't. You're right, I think it's a guy thing. It's like Blazing Saddles. I can't sit and watch that whole movie either, but I'm really glad that he enjoys it. Oh yeah. Okay, that's good. So that was Toad with Toad with the Wets Brocket. That's because I'm learning so much during this podcast. Yes. Because I learned so much this week-ish. Thank you. These days. Yes. You really crammed it in. Okay, so I'm ready to ask you the next one. Hi, David. Next I would like to know about clay gram art. Okay. So Heather and Hopper, what you don't know, but Brea knows is that I collect pins. Oh yes. So like, I don't know, how would you describe it? You know, just pins. Like, um. Like, I've got one that's all of the Golden Girls dressed as superheroes. Correct. That have like the little pushy thing on the back of it. Yeah. You could take it off and you put it like on corkboard or something. Yeah, so I have all mine on corkboard, but you could put them on like a jean jacket. Oh yes. Or maybe a kicky canvas bag. Oh. Maybe. Yes. This guy, Clay Graham, I get a lot of my pins from him and he was on Etsy. Oh, Etsy. My birthday came around, as you all know, and I thought, you know what, I haven't bought myself a new pen in a long time and I have them. And so I went to look for clay gram art, which is how his call sign or whatever on Etsy and he's gone. What? He's gone. So, I was like- This story has taken a terrible turn. There's no way this guy has just stopped selling. on it. You know, there's just no way. There's no way. So I got on Google and I Googled him and he now has his own website. Of course. He's gotten off of Etsy and out from underneath all the, you know, fees and things. Yeah. And so he has his own website and he's still selling. Yes. Oh my goodness. So but then I got sleepy and I fell asleep and I didn't buy myself a pen. You didn't sleep by anything? I didn't. I was sleep shopping, but didn't sleep. buy anything. That's some of my favorite things is when you buy things or no you don't ever buy things you put it in your cart. I've only done it I've only actually purchased something asleep once and it was a shock when it arrived. What was it? It was clothing. Oh. So it was okay but I was kind of like did I really want this? Sleepy me did apparently I thought that was a really neat shirt but... Yeah, I do a lot of sleep shopping and I find super interesting stuff in my cart the next day. That is just so interesting to me. Um, I just, you know, if I don't feel like reading, because I read to fall asleep, that's what I do. Sometimes I just don't want to read. And if I play a game or if I watch like Instagram videos, I won't go to sleep. It wakes you up. It jazzes me. Right. So sleep shopping makes me sleepy because I really don't like shopping. It's one of my... It kind of bores you a little bit. It bores me. It lulls you. Yeah, it's just something that I don't super enjoy. One time the next day I found seven different kinds of ball caps in my shopping cart on Amazon and I don't even wear ball caps. I've never seen you wear a ball cap. Not? I don't have? I mean I have some because everybody has a ball cap. I don't never wear them. I've never seen you wear one. It's because I have a pinhead. I was about to say... You always call yourself a pinhead. I can't believe you even find a ball cap that fits you. I can't. Aw. She does not. They just spin around and around. You've got those kind with like the plastic in the back with the holes and it's just like cinched as tight as it'll go on the last hole. Yep. That's exactly right. No, she does not have a pinhead. No. So, Clay Graham Art, I love you. I don't have to look him up because I don't spend enough money on shit I don't need. No. No, he makes awesome- I mean he does other things other than- enamel pins. So what kind of pins do you have from him? Oh, so one of them is so cool. It's like an album cover. But it's so okay. You got to be a Taylor Swift fan. Oh, no. I do? You don't have to be. Okay. In order to understand this pen. Okay. So it's a picture of it's one of her albums. Yeah. And it's like someone has taken a Polaroid of her, but her face is kind of like it's just from like the nose down. Okay. It's like a bad Polaroid. Yeah. So this guy like what are we wearing fucking shifts hats? Yes. In this place. Okay. Gotcha. So this guy has taken that Polaroid, but he's inserted gem from gem in the holograms. Oh my gosh. Onto this album cover instead of Taylor Swift. That is so awesome. I suddenly love this pin a lot more. It's so good. I was like shut up and take my money because I do like Taylor Swift. Older Taylor Swift. Like I'm not sure I really like her newer stuff but I liked old stuff and so I bought that pen it was really good and then he I've got one, it's a Breaking Bad pin. It's really cool. It's a Heisenberg pin. It's just like Heisenberg's face. You're not a big Breaking Bad fan though, so that one doesn't probably track with you. We live in an area where Breaking Bad is reality. It's your next door neighbor, okay? Gosh, I can't think now. I'm trying to imagine my board. I've got so many of them, I can't narrow it down. But he just makes, he's so creative. Like he does like things like the gem and the holograms and the Taylor Swift mash-ups. He does mash-ups, yeah. They're so clever. Yeah, that's cool. They are so clever. And I just really enjoy his pins. But he also has t-shirts and I think he has, maybe he has stickers too, but his t-shirts are funny too. If he's got his own website now. I think he's in the big time. Yeah, he's producing a lot of stuff. I'm impressed with him. He's an artist. So yeah, that was my, that was the reason I had claygram art. Well, F me, I love Etsy. I want you to talk about the blue women's Nikes. Is that what it was? Let's see what- Yes. Women's blue Air Jordans. Yes. So there are two entries here, the Ted Lasso blue shoes and women's blue Air Jordans. They are related. I did them basically at the same time. Okay. So I will see your Vietnam War binging 20 hours or whatever in three weeks and I will raise you Ted Lasso season 3, 11 hours from Sunday at 1pm until about midnight. We watched the entire season except for the very last episode. What?! It was so late by then and I was like, I'm not even gonna enjoy this last episode because I'm so tired. Gotcha. But you know, because we had gotten up and done some, you know, I made us all stand up between episodes. Gosh, I just spit, sorry. I was like, everybody... Move your legs and I don't want- Don't get blood clots. Exactly, no blood clots on my watch. And we ate dinner and stuff like that. But yeah, we did 11 episodes on Sunday afternoon slash night. And it was phenomenal. It was epic. I did not say F you ended the show to Ted Lasso because it was perfect. And then I felt like Yeah, but they did a great job Anyway in many of the episodes he's wearing the blue shoes these blue and white tennis shoes, they're just like low top blue and white tennis shoes and I was like, oh I like those shoes because they're kind of like They're not really turquoise but they're not robin egg blue, but they're somewhere like kind of in the middle. Are they the color of your car? No. Oh, okay. Nothing is the color of my car. No, I'm just kidding. No, they're not like a violet blue. Okay. They're... Ah, this is not good podcasting, but they're kind of like that blue over there in that trash can. Oh, okay. So, I thought those are really cool. So I looked them up. And I found out that they're Air Jordans. Okay. And he wears a lot of Air Jordans in the show. And they're different color combinations. Like he's got a red and white pair and blah blah. Okay. I looked up the shoes because I was like, those shoes are stinking cute and I want a pair. These are cute. But then I saw the price of them. And I was like, um, maybe I don't like them as much and they probably wouldn't look as cute on me as they look on him. So it's kind of a lame story, Bibi, but that's the story behind the shoes. They are cute. I looked them up and then I said, nah. Golly, those are expensive. Yeah. Ay, yi, yi. I was like, mm. Yeah, I can buy a lot of pretty paper. I can buy a lot of claygram art. You could. Um, so I ended up not getting them. I understand. I didn't even put them in my cart. You and I bought the same shoes one time. We didn't- did- did we know it? The boots? The plaid boots? Yeah. Did we know we had bought those? Okay. You bought those and you said, look at these boots I just bought, and I was like- You mean look at the boots that I just bought. Within minutes! You responded! Because I am buying those damn boots. They are the cutest. They are really cute. Frickin' boots. They don't fit my fat ankles though. Anymore. They're not as cute on my fat body as on other people, but I still like them. Well... I still wear them. They look really cute on the person inside my head. Yes! That I am. Yes. But then I see myself in a full length mirror and I'm like... Who's that person? Wearing my boots. Did I tell you when Sean and I went to that antique store a couple of weekends ago, was that a couple of weekends ago? All the one over by my house. Yeah. So one of the booths had like a chicken wire back to it. It wasn't solid. Yeah. And there was a frame hanging and I thought it was a mirror, but there was an old lady on the other side like her face was in the frame. I thought it was me in the mirror for about two seconds because I did not look awesome that day. I wasn't feeling really great anyway so I knew I didn't look like good. I thought I was looking in a mirror for about two seconds. She never looked at each other. I got so tickled like I had to run away from that booth because I didn't want her to see me laughing It would have been worse if you screamed. I almost came out. I was like AHHHHH HAH Like there was That's pretty funny It was Oh my gosh Anyway, sorry. I don't even- where did that come from? Because I said when I look in the mirror Oh It's never who Right It's never me No, it's never me either. I definitely don't look like that I don't know but person has the same clothes I have. How embarrassing for them. I'm going to ask you about Montessori. Oh, okay. Because you don't have kids. And so this is a very interesting search for you. Because I'm thinking why the heck does she need to know about Montessori? On my birthday, we woke up and Sean said, what do you want for breakfast? I said, I want an Einstein's bagel sandwich. Oh, so we drove all the way to the closest Einstein's which is not super close to us by the hospital. Yep. And because I love their coffee. Einstein's coffee is the best. It's my favorite. So we were in the van, the rocket van. Listen, wait, before we go on, we've got to discuss the rocket van. OK, so that our listeners can totally get the picture of you and Sean on your birthday driving across town. in your rocket van, which is like a maroon. It is red. I'm trying to think of the official name of the color. Is it magma? I was going to say, isn't it lava or something? It's magma red. So it's not like a fun red. It's so gross sounding. Gross red. Magma. Oh, like Dr. Evil. Yeah. Liquid magma. Yeah, so it's magma red. Magma red. It has no back seats. Two seats in the front. And it's like a transit van. It is a Chevy City Express. So it's like the white vans you see people delivering flowers in or whatever. Exactly. Except it has no back seats. Because what goes in the back? Our two giant greyhounds. Yeah right. They've got a mattress back there. No, I'm just kidding. We actually do, but they're dog mattresses. Yeah, it's the dog van. It's perfect for them. Yeah, they love it. It's low enough They can jump into it and it's high enough that they don't hit their poor little backs when they jump into it Yeah, and it's not a huge mobile. No, it's just it's like the length of a car, right? it's and so but they So you tooled the Einstein's we take Einstein's And so we're driving around and we got to Einstein's, we get our coffee and we're, you know, chugging it down. It was, that was a hot day. It was supposed to be 90 degrees that day. It was like the first day it was going to be super hot this year. So by the time we got there, which was around 9.45 ish, it was already pretty warm. Like it was already in the eighties. And so we're drinking our hot coffee and eating our sandwiches and we start driving around. Sean likes to take back roads and go into neighborhoods we've never seen and all that jazz. And so we're just, we're just driving. And we came up this side road and I see a sign that says Montessori Garden something Montessori Garden organization or something like that. And I was like, what does that even mean? I had never heard that word before probably because I don't have kids. I don't know. Yep. And so I looked it up and even though I didn't know that was the term for it, I knew I was like, Oh yeah, I've totally heard of this. Tell the listeners what you found out. So Heather and Hopper, here's what I found out. Montessori is a method of education that's based on self-directed activity, hands-on learning and collaborative play. In Montessori classrooms, children make creative choices in their learning, while the classroom and the highly trained teacher offer age-appropriate activities to guide the process. Who wrote that? One of those highly trained teachers? No, this was like a commercial for a Montessori school. It was. It came from the school. So. I knew we had a few of these schools in our area, but this one's attached to a church. Yes, they typically are. Which I didn't know that either. So yeah, that's why I looked that up. I'd never seen that word before, but I had heard of that educational process or that type of... So then we see Montessori, we're talking about it. I look it up, we talk about it. And then I said, are you hot? And he said, yes, I am. He said, yeah, I am kind of warm. And we discovered the air conditioner stopped working in our new van. right in time for summer. Ain't that just the way? So we're drinking this hot, huge cups of hot coffee. It's so hot. 90 degree day. So Sean's like, do you want to go home? I said, no, it's my birthday and I'm having fun. So we just kept driving around and looking at things. And so by the time we did head home at the backs, like our shirts were damp against the seat. And I said, okay, I'm gross. It's time to go. And Sean said, how do you think my balls are? He had swamp ass. He had dumplings. Come on! Cara. Whoa. Yes? It's time for the third degree. My first question for you is... It'll have to be your only question, I think. What unexpected thing did you learn from your searches this week? I learned what WWJBD means. Share. Please share. Well, it means many things. I saw this on the back of a car. You know one of those oval white stickers with the black border? Absolutely. There was a Jeep that had WWJBD, one of those white oval stickers, and then below was WB18. So I'm like, okay, well, I'm going to have to look this up. So WWJBD can mean a lot of things. It's almost always a take on what would Jesus do, WWJD, but you replace Jesus with somebody else, with JB. So I saw that it could mean, what would James Brown do? What would James Bond do? What would Jimmy Buffett do? What would Jackie Brown do? Which really made me laugh. What would Jack Bauer do? And most popularly, Jason Bourne. Oh, yeah. There was also a what would James Bond drive instead of what would James Bond do. I like that. So then I was thinking JB18. How would that help me narrow down what this particular person... So JB18 is within the circle? No. It was a completely different sticker. Same type of sticker, but below the WWJBD. And say it again? JB18. It's gotta be a sports player or something. I was thinking like a sports number. Couldn't find anything. Never found it. Never figured out what JB18. This is an incredible letdown. But I found all those other things hilarious. And the Jason Bourne stuff. They've got all kinds of stuff like, you know, t-shirts with a gun and he's holding a cell phone. But it's just like his outline, but and then it says WWJBD, which I thought that was pretty funny. It is funny. And I do like Jason Bourne. So yeah, that was WWJBD. All right, I'm going to ask you something. Which search made you despair of society? I'll tell you what it is. 20, 23 summer movies. The list has a new Transformers movie. Oh my gosh. That's what is making me despair for society. But I don't know enough about the Transformers to tell you. I will say I did see a trailer for this. And of all the stupid Transformers movies that are out there, this one actually looked like it might be better than the others. The trailers always look like kinda decent. So Transformers is... Oh my gosh. It's Downfall Society. We just keep watching. We just keep gobbling it up. They keep making it. You speak for yourself. I have never watched a single Transformers movie. Neither have I. Oh, thank God. I have not. I strained my eye muscles, rolling them when that trailer popped up. I was like, no, thank you. However, I have watched all 10 of the Vast and Furious movies. You have. And maybe multiple times. Correct. But you know what? I really don't have any room to talk. We all have skeletons in our closet. Hey, Brea. Yes, ma'am. How can people follow us? Well, I'm glad you asked. Because they can email us at LeakedThisHistoryPodcast at gmail.com. We would love to get their emails. And you know what I would really like to hear from people? What? I would like people to ask us about things that we've kind of skimmed over that we didn't talk about. I think we should post our search lists on Instagram. somewhere. Twitter? Maybe? I don't know. What would be a good platform for that? Somewhere. Somewhere out there on social media. That's crazy. We should. And because I think that would be really funny and fun to hear about the things that people wish that we had talked about that we never did. Tell us. Tell us about that. Tell us about your funny searches. Tell us about things that you've learned in your searches and why you learned it and what prompted the search? Maybe something we should search, cause, you know. Yeah, we'll probably run out of ideas. No, we won't. We'll never run out of searches because we... It's like my second job looking stuff up. Oh, it kind of is now. It is, you're right. But I was already doing it. If I got paid for how many things I had to look up, who would be making some bank? There you go. Someday, a girl can dream. And they can also find us on the socials at DTHgals. Yep, delete this history gals. Brea? Yes ma'am. I need to go delete my history. I do too. Delete This History is created, written, hosted, produced, and edited by Brea Brown and Cara Birch. Theme music is so good by Orcas. Email us at delete this history podcast at gmail.com. Find us on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at DTHGals. Copyright 2023, all rights reserved.