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Welcome back to the Dan Time podcast. I am your

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host, Dan McArdle. If you've been here all along,

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I say it every week, but sincerely, thank you.

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To plug this into your rotation and not miss

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an episode with everything that's out there that

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you could possibly be listening to, that means

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something to me. So thanks for being a listener.

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I hope this is fun. If it's your first time listening,

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I mostly talk to... I would say mostly, but commonly

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talk to people named Dan or something like it.

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That's the joke of the show, but it extends out.

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So the makeup of the guest is going to be songwriters

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named Dan, athletes named Dan or Danielle or

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what have you. And then some of the guests are

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directly from my network. Folks today, my guest,

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I have been trying for sounds like months, but

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this has also been kind of a back pocket guest.

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and I am so pleased today. This is somebody,

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a friend of mine, a longtime friend, regularly

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a part of text communications. I'm so happy that

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we've lined up our schedules today as we say

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in the South. Lowell Shapura is here today. Construction

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professional. He's a UAB graduate with a master's

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in engineering in construction management. Also

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a Believe it or not, in a fantasy football league

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that has spanned two decades, he's a seven time

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champion of this invitation only fantasy football

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league. Lowell, thank you so much for being here

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today. You're you're also a brother, a son and

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kind of a shadowy figure, which is good. He's

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a man of mystery. Who doesn't want to be a man

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of mystery in today's age? It's so easy to just

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plaster yourself all over the. place, but sometimes

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it's okay to hang back and create some mystique.

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Lowell, welcome to the show. I'm so happy to

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be talking to you today. Thank you, Dan. Yeah.

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And wow, what a, what an intro, you know, just,

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just for starters, I don't think you could find

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a more opposite name than Dan and what a perfect

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way to branch out. And if I had my own podcast

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for the whole time, it would be a very short

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list of people, I can assure you. So I'm happy

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to do this. Thank you for inviting me. And I

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do remain in the shadows. I'm one of the people

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who like to just to watch, listen, learn, not

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in a creepy way. But I talk when I'm comfortable.

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So here I am, seven time champion. That's correct.

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I'm glad we got that right. I don't like to toot

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my horn. Maybe I'm the Belichick of the league.

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You know, I mean, maybe the saving. I'll just

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leave it at that. Jim is my arch nemesis in the

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league, the Jim Hammers or not a living Todd,

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depending on who he's in. And just give a shout

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out to him. Well, Lowell, first question, actually,

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I had this kind of in the mix here, number three

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and number four of my notes, but I gotta ask

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right out the gate. We've talked about this or

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messaged about it. The name Lowell is you don't

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hear about it every day. Have you in your childhood

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or your adult life, by chance, just run into

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another Lowell, shaking hands with somebody,

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say, hey, I'm Lowell. And the other person said,

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me too. Has that ever happened? It has not no

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one of our one of our friends from school I knew

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his dad was named lol But obviously he you know,

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he was I would see him at the distance directly

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a basketball he was a coach and that was that

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was about the extent of it and You know look

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looking back. It's the most famous person I'm

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associated with his lolmather from wings and

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you know, it's a good show So I don't I don't

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mind that How about the it's a very unique name.

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It was given to me I want to say it was a friend

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of my father's way, way, way back. And that's

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where it came from. It's it's one of a kind,

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especially when you pair it with my last name.

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It's I always tell, you know, the stories when

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it's you're at a bar and you're trying to close

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the tab out and it's late at night and it's loud.

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And, you know, what's your name? Lowell. You're

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trying to yell Lowell. And, you know, they can't

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understand you. And they're like, OK, well, give

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me your last name. And I'm like, oh, well, that's

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probably not even that's not much better. That's

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not going to help you there either. How often

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have people tried to, speaking of your surname,

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try to pronounce it Shapiro, like say Robert

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Shapiro. Shapiro, Shapiro, shepherd. It's butchered.

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It's Shapiro. It's butchered. And it's just to

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be expected at this point. The most awkward times

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are obviously if you're waiting on food or. Starbucks,

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wherever they call your name at. I don't even

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bother listing my full name anymore. It's just

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something as simple as like a John. Maybe I'll

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start using Dan as an alias. That's actually

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a good idea. Also some prominent namesakes. Governor

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Lowell Weicker of Connecticut. I'm pulling this

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off of nameberry .com where people go to find

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some interesting names for their new arrivals.

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There's always our own Lowell Baron, right out

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of five County. That's right. He was the famous

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Alabama Senator who got in a fisticuffs on the

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Senate floor with another gentleman. I cannot

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remember who it was against, but that's, uh,

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that was part of his claim to fame. The name

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Lowell, and we won't spend a lot of time on this,

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but I always feel like I should, when I have

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Dan guests on and Danielle and so forth, when

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the episode is complete and it's out there, I

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always think, man, I should have asked more questions

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about the name. I always seem to just get into

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the meat of the episode without discussing this

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stuff, but I gotta, I always love looking at

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these names, and Lull peaked as a name for baby

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boys in the 1930s. Reached number 148, and all

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these names have graphs to kind of gauge. where

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the name's headed, where it was, where it's going,

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and there is this sharp plummet around 1938 -1940

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and literally just kind of falls off a cliff.

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Yeah, I'm gonna have to look that up to see what

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scandal there was associated to just wipe it

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off the map. What other names, just let's just

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put into perspective, what other names are around

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it on this list? Okay, uh, where it ranks next

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to... 20 names similar to Lowell on again nameberry

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.com selected by our users that we're looking

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for other names like Lowell, Lloyd, Crane, Kennelly,

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I never heard Kennelly, Lionel, Halcyon, I don't

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draw the connection there, Barrett, Griffith,

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oh there's a Lowey, L -O -E -W -Y. Lawrence?

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Yeah. Lawrence's a good one. Man, yeah. I would

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assume those are comparable to it, but based

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off of the same amount of people maybe being

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named that, which wouldn't surprise me because

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I don't really hear that many other names like

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that, except Lully might've been the most common

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off what you just listed. You know, I gotta say,

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Lull, and my oldest son, we named him Warren,

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and that's not a name that anybody's really grabbing

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in 2024. I love it. And I didn't really have

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a whole lot of influence in any of the names

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of my children it was what Natalie was in favor

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of and the only thing I could I had a little

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bit of veto power I'd say if she would float

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a name and and she knew I was absolutely against

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it I'd strike it off and just try to at least

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keep it to something that I could live with she's

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got to live with these children yeah the the

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uniqueness is is good and I and I do appreciate

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appreciate that especially with your both your

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son's names yeah i think it's really cool to

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have a name like yours that not everybody wears

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that name and it's not impossible to pronounce

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or spell which people will surprise you they've

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missed they have a hard time with my last name

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on the phone quite often or you know a local

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camera crew interviewing say your brother they

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have trouble spelling it But anyway, and then

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there's Lowell, Massachusetts, of course. I think

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there's a sports team there. I can tell you that

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was a very prominent industrial town in the 1800s.

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So yeah, why it fell off, I don't know enough

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about, but it absolutely was a prominent town.

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And I would just imagine that's probably where

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most people around the 30s, 20s, 30s were named

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after that. Maybe even from people that lived

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in that area. And this is me just as an amateur

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anthropologist. I don't know what you even call

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it. You know, studying names and history of it.

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Well, this show, you know, we have a lot of fun

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with the name Dan, but I actually, I enjoy your

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name. I like just the, the pairing, Lowell Shapura.

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It's just, you, you're never going to hear that

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again. Do you think there's another person with

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your same first and last name spelled exactly

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the same on the planet? I have thought that before

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and no, I absolutely think it's it is your head

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one of a kind unique and That's why i'm kind

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of vigilant in terms of uh Staying anonymous

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because it's pretty easy to search for me This

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is uh folks I gotta tell you again just because

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someone is in the network here and you know,

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they might still be a tough get Lowell is not

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easily had certainly for something like this.

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But anyway, moving along, our friendship runs,

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it dates back to your connection with my brother

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Travis, and then we kind of picked up and got

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to know each other at least, I mean, I remember

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you from 25 years ago in the house that I grew

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up in, and then prior to the turn of the 21st

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century, and then by about 2000, It seems like

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eight or nine you and I would split off sometimes

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if we were at the same party or a couple times

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we'd go get an afternoon beer or something together

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and And then here we are years and years. I don't

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know how long this text chain has been going

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on but it yeah, it's absolutely incredible when

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you yeah, you put when you say it like that you

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put in perspective and you look at the calendar

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and you know, 2024, and it's like, my God, yeah,

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I've known these guys for 25, 30 years. You know,

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Travis actually, and I'm forever grateful to

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your brother, Travis, he kind of took me under

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his wing at the high school, our senior year,

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and this is kind of, I was somewhat new, kind

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of in and out, had some other issues going on,

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health -related, at least. And, you know, that

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was kind of, your brother didn't have to do that.

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And you know how clicky our high school was and

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how hard it is to meet people in this town, at

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least Birmingham specific. So, you know, Travis,

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I think, invited me to sit at the lunch table

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with him and that was it. And here we are 30,

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you know, 25, 30 years later, sitting on a podcast

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with Travis's brother. You know, I knew that

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you guys go back that far, but I didn't even

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know that story. Yeah, in fact, there's a really

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funny funny photo of me and him in the senior

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yearbook And it's just it's almost quite cringy

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and embarrassing when you look at it Just you

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know, we could have almost been holding hands

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Wow, if I can unearth this photo from somebody

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this is going on the Dan time Well, definitely

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don't use that for the for the screenshot of

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this episode But, but, you know, I kind of going

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back to, you know, I vividly remember a kind

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of more recent, but it was a while ago. You know,

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I mean, it was still probably a decade ago. Uh,

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you know, I think we had just loved the Birmingham

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bowl. And, you know, we stopped by Dave's downtown

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Southside to watch, uh, is Joe Flacco in the

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playoffs. And I, you know, I thought that was

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a great kind of example of what you're talking

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about where we. Split off from the crowd or find

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ourselves together and just go and have a good

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time. That's right Yeah, that was that was a

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fun night. I think Warren was two months old

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I remember because this was 20 the end of 2017

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or maybe he was a month old so Speaking of flacco

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Anytime I can interject flacco I Wish I could

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take a picture of my notes because I actually

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have him I put a star next to his name star flacco

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comeback player of the year And that's just my

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reminder to ask you to get some your thoughts

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on Joe flacco I think it's just so easy. It's

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too easy to say He was signed off the couch.

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I think that's colloquially easy for people to

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to say I mean otherwise what's you got to talk

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about. You don't just jump off your sofa and

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go play in the NFL. You're doing some level of

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training which I think it really amounted to

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him just going out to a local facility or field

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and throwing the ball around with his brother.

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I mean there was a I think that was a lot of

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what was going on besides just conditioning.

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Yes, I absolutely agree that that's like the,

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you know, the cliche saying off the couch, but

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you know, then you see him on the field and,

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you know, he's not sitting there like some fat

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pot belly retired guy, you know, clearly he looks

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almost the same, maybe a few more gray hairs,

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but I saw it. There was a guy in exit that characterized

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Dan Strayley signing with the Cubs and now pitching

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in Iowa as being signed off the couch. I'm like,

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okay, this guy clearly has not been keeping up

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with everything. Strayley's been doing to get

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back into the game. Yeah, to me, it's it's kind

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of it's lazy. Of course, that's you know, that's

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the state of the media we're in today. I don't

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know if you want to hear my my opinion of the

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media that that might take this podcast into

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a dangerous. Oh, I'm ready. But you know, no.

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And but yes, sports journalism, especially it's

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driven by. Well, it's really not what we used

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to think of it as and it's kind of a shame but

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change is Inevitable and it's just part of it

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I guess and large and I'm largely speaking of

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ESPN, which was all a prominent You know part

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of our childhoods growing up and it's it's now

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just almost unwatchable to the point where it

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feels Like sports is secondary to the content

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Which is a shame? Yeah, remember back around

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2000 and I don't know one two up until maybe

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2005 or six when locally You I mean you had what

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was on like you said Sports Center, but locally

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you've got people at the Diplomat deli or Augustus

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hot dogs or something picking up Kevin Skarbinski

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and getting angry about something that Skarbinski

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wrote to get a rise out of them out of a newspaper.

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Yeah Yeah, yeah You know, I would always you

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know, I'd love looking at the box scores in the

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paper and Even even those games will have little

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little blurred write -ups just just a summary

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of the game and I love those and like now it's

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just If you have anything remotely like that

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in print, it's almost certainly gonna be done

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by AI It's very disappointing. Yeah And speaking

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of, and I know this is your old stomping ground,

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at least for a little bit, I don't know if you

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saw the news recently, the Birmingham News building

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downtown has been acquired by, who's that lawyer?

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Oh, the law firm of Alexander Shinora. Alexander

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Shinora. Right. Maybe I shouldn't have said his

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name, but yeah, I just like that. That's kind

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of a microcosm of where we are in society in

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terms of print and media and information. Yeah,

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it really saddens me more than anything. I mean,

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there's some writers at The Athletic that I think

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are doing a great job. I think some people still

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value good sports writing and sports coverage.

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Yeah, I do too. To me, and it's still the, I

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guess just the shocking, not shocking, but the

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put -off about The good writing it is behind

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a paywall and you're just not used to doing it

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Like I'm not opposed to paying that money, but

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it's just kind of like I just you know I'm sitting

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on the sofa. I'm waiting for something. I just

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want to read this quick article and now it's

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asking me to log in to finish it It's kind of

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like I think that's a good point. I seems like

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I consume my sports information in quick bursts

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when I only have about three and a half minutes

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and I really don't have those three minutes,

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but I'm trying to keep up and so you run into

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that paywall and you're thinking I just I don't

00:18:07.579 --> 00:18:11.779
have an extra minute to sort through this. I

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don't have time. I don't want to agree to the

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seven -day trial and then I now I got to remember

00:18:17.559 --> 00:18:20.220
to cancel it if I don't like it and I got to

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go I got to just let me just go to espn .com

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and yeah let me go to espn .com and see what

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Stephen A Smith has to say about it. Well Lola,

00:18:31.289 --> 00:18:33.930
how about, let's talk about some of the teams

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that you have been a fan of for many years. The

00:18:37.170 --> 00:18:40.630
Atlanta Braves, as we're talking today, two games

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back of the Phillies. Looks like the NL East,

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kind of early here, but might end up being a

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two team race. Yeah, it's, you know, being where

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we are obviously so close at land. So it's always

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been a team I followed. As a child, my honestly

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my true. Kind of number one team like I, you

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know, I start following all burned elder again.

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I can go to college here and then you know you

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follow other teams, but Atlanta has always been

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kind of that true. Close to your heart team and

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falling through the 90s. Was fun, get one World

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Series out of 14 pennants or whatever. I still

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consider that a disappointing tenure and I think

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that's people probably look at Braves fans. like

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me is delusional because of that mentality. But

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I think, you know, we expect more. And I kind

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of feel that way about this current team. You

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know, the last year, especially it was, you know,

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you had this prolific offense and they don't

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do anything with it. You get bumped out by the

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Phillies. And this is the second year in a row

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where it's happened. So fast forward to the offseason.

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What what did you know what the Braves do to

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to maybe counter the Phillies? Nothing. They

00:19:52.730 --> 00:19:55.170
had an arm Chris Sale. OK, great. He's doing

00:19:55.170 --> 00:19:58.920
great. You know, but I love something to look,

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they needed a little more, in my opinion. And

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honestly. It's almost a wash now when you look

00:20:04.539 --> 00:20:06.759
at it, because Strider's out, so sale really

00:20:06.759 --> 00:20:09.059
just kind of slides into that role that Strider

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had. So really, you're kind of back to where

00:20:10.880 --> 00:20:13.299
you were last year. You know, I felt one of the

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biggest moments that playoffs, if you remember,

00:20:14.839 --> 00:20:16.740
it was was that Harper was running the bases

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after the home run and he's just, you know, talking

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to talking. I don't know if we can say that on

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this or not, but, you know. He's fired up. He's

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yelling. He's talking. Every Braves fan is just

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kind of sitting there with their hands in their

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pockets, like kicking a rock in the dirt. And

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I'm just like, there is absolutely zero fire.

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These guys are all too nice. And, you know, that's

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what they lack, you know, versus the 90s, where

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you had guys like Tripper Jones or small surmatics

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where they would probably try to fight you. And

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that's what the Braves needed to add. And they

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didn't do it. And, you know, I guess there's

00:20:49.039 --> 00:20:50.519
still the, you know, it'll be interesting to

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see what they do in the trade deadline. It's,

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you know. They got the World Series a couple

00:20:54.190 --> 00:20:56.630
years ago. That was phenomenal. One of the most

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amazing runs I've ever seen, and I absolutely

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loved it. And I will always remember that Jorge

00:21:00.769 --> 00:21:03.910
Soler home run in the final game. It was just

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absolutely amazing. Gives me goosebumps thinking

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about it. What are your thoughts going back a

00:21:09.250 --> 00:21:12.529
ways to somebody like Dale Murphy not being in

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the Hall of Fame? I don't know that there's a,

00:21:15.329 --> 00:21:17.329
some people say there's a case to be made. I

00:21:17.329 --> 00:21:19.670
don't really know about that. What are your thoughts

00:21:19.670 --> 00:21:24.130
on Dale? That's that's a really good argument.

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A good I think that is one of the true like it

00:21:26.430 --> 00:21:29.069
could be. Yes, it could be no to me. I think

00:21:29.069 --> 00:21:32.549
is obviously as big as. Detriment is just not

00:21:32.549 --> 00:21:35.390
playing long enough, but the same time too. You

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know, back to back MVP is if I'm not mistaken,

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which I just I feel like it's very rare. I mean,

00:21:41.470 --> 00:21:44.509
it's rare to win more. It's rare to win one rare

00:21:44.509 --> 00:21:47.609
to win two very rare when I'm back to back. So

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he he literally was. the best player for two,

00:21:51.339 --> 00:21:54.099
three years season. And, you know, is that enough

00:21:54.099 --> 00:21:57.099
to put you in? Maybe some guys get in simply

00:21:57.099 --> 00:21:59.339
because they accrue stats over 20 years. I mean,

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is that right? I don't know. I think they're

00:22:01.240 --> 00:22:06.119
just stat accumulators. But I do love the Hall

00:22:06.119 --> 00:22:08.319
of Fame and baseball more than any other because

00:22:08.319 --> 00:22:11.299
they are so much more restrictive. Like, I feel

00:22:11.299 --> 00:22:13.500
like the NBA lets anybody in now. If you average

00:22:13.500 --> 00:22:16.460
10 points a game, you're a Hall of Fam. I have

00:22:16.460 --> 00:22:21.359
strong opinions about sports. Now the crime dog,

00:22:21.619 --> 00:22:25.240
Fred McGriff, finally got enshrined in Cooperstown.

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Yeah, and I love that guy. I'm happy for him.

00:22:29.559 --> 00:22:36.079
I was probably one or two years too young to

00:22:36.079 --> 00:22:40.279
really appreciate him. But where was he before

00:22:40.279 --> 00:22:46.579
that? He had a career in Tampa. Toronto? Toronto,

00:22:46.579 --> 00:22:49.170
yeah. So, cause I want to say he was in the Braves

00:22:49.170 --> 00:22:51.349
for, you know, maybe five or six years, but he

00:22:51.349 --> 00:22:53.930
had a lot of seasons somewhere else and put up

00:22:53.930 --> 00:22:57.569
comparable numbers. So it's well -deserved. He's

00:22:57.569 --> 00:23:02.569
a five time gold Glover and one of the best hitters

00:23:02.569 --> 00:23:05.329
of say the 1980s at least, but then on those

00:23:05.329 --> 00:23:08.690
90s Braves teams, I mean, if they were ever going

00:23:08.690 --> 00:23:14.529
to win, he was part of that 99 team. I think

00:23:14.529 --> 00:23:17.750
uh Was he there that long? I feel like that that's

00:23:17.750 --> 00:23:21.890
a little the 99 99 no No, he wouldn't have been

00:23:21.890 --> 00:23:25.509
on that was over 96. Yeah, cuz I I would have

00:23:25.509 --> 00:23:27.450
to go back and look I mean he maybe he did play

00:23:27.450 --> 00:23:30.470
well and do his 30s to he might even play until

00:23:30.470 --> 00:23:33.789
his 40s What about you know, his distinctive

00:23:33.789 --> 00:23:36.849
swing is very, you know, that's always a memorable

00:23:36.849 --> 00:23:39.750
thing and he he actually I remember There used

00:23:39.750 --> 00:23:42.509
to be these hitting instructional Classes or

00:23:42.509 --> 00:23:44.809
camps that he would do and he was in a commercial

00:23:44.809 --> 00:23:47.390
at least sponsoring and it was just this just

00:23:47.390 --> 00:23:50.289
classic 90s commercial you'd see you know that

00:23:50.289 --> 00:23:54.369
that sticks out my mind to About Freddy the crime

00:23:54.369 --> 00:23:57.809
dog not Freddy, but the crime dog Fred He was

00:23:57.809 --> 00:24:00.630
drafted by the Blue Jays play with them through

00:24:00.630 --> 00:24:03.950
the the end of the 80s and then the Padres before

00:24:03.950 --> 00:24:06.609
Coming over to Atlanta. I don't even know that

00:24:06.609 --> 00:24:09.390
the Padres. Yeah, just a few years. I just remember

00:24:09.390 --> 00:24:13.720
the baseball cards How about kind of a wasted

00:24:13.720 --> 00:24:17.660
two -year stint in San Diego back then yeah what

00:24:17.660 --> 00:24:22.259
about do you have a whether it's a brave or an

00:24:22.259 --> 00:24:25.880
NBA player NFL player how about somebody that

00:24:25.880 --> 00:24:31.619
you you didn't like maybe even loathed for a

00:24:31.619 --> 00:24:33.980
period of time and then you came around and you're

00:24:33.980 --> 00:24:36.920
like you know what either I like this guy or

00:24:36.920 --> 00:24:40.460
wow he's actually cracking the top tier I've

00:24:40.460 --> 00:24:45.519
I wasn't necessarily wrong on him, but I like

00:24:45.519 --> 00:24:50.519
him now. Yeah, I definitely could come up with

00:24:50.519 --> 00:24:52.039
some people. That would be something I'd have

00:24:52.039 --> 00:24:57.960
to think about for a minute. And he's not by

00:24:57.960 --> 00:25:00.480
any stretch one of my favorites. And I feel like

00:25:00.480 --> 00:25:03.579
I'm going in the opposite direction of the general

00:25:03.579 --> 00:25:07.140
feeling. I originally did not like Aaron Rodgers

00:25:07.140 --> 00:25:09.539
and then I've kind of warmed up to him when everybody

00:25:09.539 --> 00:25:11.680
has kind of gone sour on him. And, you know,

00:25:11.680 --> 00:25:15.380
I mainly have warmed up to him just because he's

00:25:15.380 --> 00:25:18.079
not politically correct. And that's okay with

00:25:18.079 --> 00:25:22.079
me. You know, too many people are afraid of saying

00:25:22.079 --> 00:25:24.819
what they feel or believe and he does not. Whether

00:25:24.819 --> 00:25:26.819
or not you agree with it, that's not the point

00:25:26.819 --> 00:25:29.460
I'm making. I just like the fact that he's not

00:25:29.460 --> 00:25:31.880
afraid to say it. But in terms of on the field,

00:25:32.039 --> 00:25:34.720
no, he's always been good. I just I kind of never

00:25:34.720 --> 00:25:36.819
liked him on the field, especially when he was

00:25:36.819 --> 00:25:40.099
with the Packers. Yeah, I think I had Rogers

00:25:40.099 --> 00:25:44.180
on my fantasy team for the first time. I don't

00:25:44.180 --> 00:25:45.980
think it was it wasn't last year because he was

00:25:45.980 --> 00:25:48.579
hurt all year, but the year before never been

00:25:48.579 --> 00:25:51.880
personally a fan of Rogers. But then again, there's

00:25:51.880 --> 00:25:55.400
when you're a Joe Flacco fan, it's just not a

00:25:55.400 --> 00:25:58.079
lot of bandwidth left for another quarterback.

00:25:58.900 --> 00:26:03.019
Yeah. I mean, you're all in. This is not about

00:26:03.019 --> 00:26:06.980
me, but going back to Flacco, it is fun, whoever

00:26:06.980 --> 00:26:09.140
your favorite player is, or someone that you

00:26:09.140 --> 00:26:12.839
closely follow, and they're kind of on a, they're

00:26:12.839 --> 00:26:20.660
in limbo maybe, or perceived to be toast, or

00:26:20.660 --> 00:26:24.519
their value has plummeted, and then they make

00:26:24.519 --> 00:26:27.200
a resurgence. It's a lot of fun watching sports.

00:26:28.359 --> 00:26:31.539
And I mean that could be a team also that you

00:26:31.539 --> 00:26:34.599
get behind and I mean well You've been an Auburn

00:26:34.599 --> 00:26:38.579
fan for many many years You've been through a

00:26:38.579 --> 00:26:42.859
lot of a lot of turmoil with this team a lot

00:26:42.859 --> 00:26:45.420
of Saturday Afternoons and evenings that I'm

00:26:45.420 --> 00:26:48.119
sure you would like to to have seen played out

00:26:48.119 --> 00:26:51.359
differently, but also been a part of some some

00:26:51.359 --> 00:26:54.200
great experiences on the planes, maybe at the

00:26:54.200 --> 00:26:57.720
games and What's what's it? Because I know that

00:26:57.720 --> 00:27:01.500
recent history, it's been been difficult, but

00:27:01.500 --> 00:27:05.660
a favorite Auburn memory. Whether it's at a game

00:27:05.660 --> 00:27:09.900
or just a team that you liked a lot. Yeah, well,

00:27:10.319 --> 00:27:14.759
it might be the the easy button, but. Obviously,

00:27:14.900 --> 00:27:19.160
the the Cam Newton season was incredible. I mean,

00:27:19.160 --> 00:27:22.519
it was memorable and I almost remember I never

00:27:22.519 --> 00:27:24.900
I didn't go to a game live that season, but.

00:27:25.409 --> 00:27:29.029
we all were we're gathering at various people's

00:27:29.029 --> 00:27:31.890
houses throughout and it was just You would see

00:27:31.890 --> 00:27:34.130
things kind of each week that you're just kind

00:27:34.130 --> 00:27:36.950
of amazed you and you know I think what was even

00:27:36.950 --> 00:27:40.069
more amazing about him is nobody Knew who the

00:27:40.069 --> 00:27:41.970
guy was he just kind of came out of nowhere He

00:27:41.970 --> 00:27:44.869
was this kind of transfer from Florida and he

00:27:44.869 --> 00:27:47.170
transferred because he got in trouble for some

00:27:47.170 --> 00:27:48.950
laptop and I don't even know the story about

00:27:48.950 --> 00:27:51.789
the laptop and then you know But then some of

00:27:51.789 --> 00:27:53.490
the things you see and one of the most memorable

00:27:53.490 --> 00:27:58.029
plays was him you know 6070 yard run against

00:27:58.029 --> 00:28:00.829
LSU and you know he's out running Patrick Peterson

00:28:00.829 --> 00:28:03.529
who's probably I'm not gonna maybe not a Hall

00:28:03.529 --> 00:28:07.490
of Famer but perennial pro bowler and NFL and

00:28:07.490 --> 00:28:10.349
just like this this is unbelievable and I you

00:28:10.349 --> 00:28:13.029
know I at the time it was the single greatest

00:28:13.029 --> 00:28:14.809
season for college football of course now you

00:28:14.809 --> 00:28:17.269
see some of the numbers like burrow put up his

00:28:17.269 --> 00:28:19.809
one year and I think that probably surpassed

00:28:19.809 --> 00:28:22.109
it hell even Mac Jones I think broke records

00:28:22.109 --> 00:28:25.579
his one year. But I will say my favorite player

00:28:25.579 --> 00:28:29.059
without Dow from Auburn was Cadillac. And that

00:28:29.059 --> 00:28:32.640
2004 was also incredible. And I think we absolutely

00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:36.180
got hosed, should have been in the final against

00:28:36.180 --> 00:28:40.220
USC. But, you know, that was kind of the BCS

00:28:40.220 --> 00:28:45.059
era and showed how useless it was. Wow. Yeah.

00:28:45.240 --> 00:28:47.559
But Cadillac, I mean, how good of a name is that

00:28:47.559 --> 00:28:49.099
for a football player? And then the way he ran

00:28:49.099 --> 00:28:52.609
was just absolutely amazing. And I hated his

00:28:52.609 --> 00:28:55.309
NFL career got cut short. He was drafted by Gruden

00:28:55.309 --> 00:28:57.390
and the Bucks and he had a, you know, he had

00:28:57.390 --> 00:29:00.250
some highlights, but he, his knees just, he had,

00:29:00.450 --> 00:29:04.430
he had spaghetti knees. Who was that player?

00:29:04.549 --> 00:29:08.930
There was a tight end noodle knees that we, somebody

00:29:08.930 --> 00:29:15.250
read. Yeah. Uh, Pettigrew. It was you, you, uh,

00:29:15.430 --> 00:29:18.430
somehow one season in fantasy, you kept. I feel

00:29:18.430 --> 00:29:20.630
like you kept or maybe it's two or three seasons.

00:29:20.670 --> 00:29:22.529
You kept ended up with this guy and he just always

00:29:22.529 --> 00:29:29.049
kept getting hurt. Yep, that's seems to happen.

00:29:30.349 --> 00:29:34.170
More often than not, speaking of fantasy football

00:29:34.170 --> 00:29:39.710
20 years in. What a run? I mean, it's just. I

00:29:39.710 --> 00:29:43.190
have not won a championship. And my involvement

00:29:43.190 --> 00:29:47.250
in the league dates back to the end of 2005.

00:29:48.710 --> 00:29:51.529
very embarrassing admission there but you've

00:29:51.529 --> 00:29:55.329
racked up seven championships we are just over

00:29:55.329 --> 00:29:59.230
three months away from the John Hannah Invitational

00:29:59.230 --> 00:30:02.730
Fantasy Football League draft we've got some

00:30:02.730 --> 00:30:06.869
secret not so secret recordings of last year's

00:30:06.869 --> 00:30:10.329
draft that Jim has been pleading with me to release

00:30:10.329 --> 00:30:12.329
and gotta be honest I haven't even listened to

00:30:12.329 --> 00:30:14.569
them yet I'm not sure that I want to but for

00:30:14.569 --> 00:30:18.210
those of you listening Might hang on to this

00:30:18.210 --> 00:30:20.970
and stick that behind some sort of paywall. This

00:30:20.970 --> 00:30:25.890
is Supposed to be a unfiltered. Yeah, Dan time

00:30:25.890 --> 00:30:30.009
is is I'm going to great lengths to protect some

00:30:30.009 --> 00:30:35.769
of the shows I listen to and I won't name them

00:30:35.769 --> 00:30:39.269
but Everybody's tired of the ads you skip through

00:30:39.269 --> 00:30:41.849
them. You hit the 32nd button. You hit it again

00:30:41.849 --> 00:30:44.150
You hit it six times. Nobody wants to hear that.

00:30:44.150 --> 00:30:47.220
So you're not gonna hear that on Dan time as

00:30:47.220 --> 00:30:50.079
long as I can prevent that from happening, and

00:30:50.079 --> 00:30:52.900
you won't pay for anything, and you'll get bonus

00:30:52.900 --> 00:30:54.720
episodes, and you won't have to pay for those,

00:30:55.160 --> 00:30:58.380
or subscribe, just tell me a five -star review

00:30:58.380 --> 00:31:01.039
every once in a while, would you? But anyway,

00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:04.400
what was I getting at? Yeah, so there's some

00:31:04.400 --> 00:31:06.519
draft recordings from last year, we'll see, if

00:31:06.519 --> 00:31:08.599
I can clean them up, I may stick them out there.

00:31:09.599 --> 00:31:12.160
But just over three months away from draft day,

00:31:12.839 --> 00:31:17.089
when do you start? preparing a researching are

00:31:17.089 --> 00:31:22.049
you doing it right now I know that you have some

00:31:22.049 --> 00:31:26.390
proprietary spreadsheets we've seen some of them

00:31:26.390 --> 00:31:30.450
many that we have not seen this this is I mean

00:31:30.450 --> 00:31:33.690
I love fantasy sports particularly football and

00:31:33.690 --> 00:31:36.549
you obviously do too and you're very very good

00:31:36.549 --> 00:31:41.450
at it how soon do you start really locking in

00:31:41.450 --> 00:31:45.930
yeah The older we get, obviously, it's been harder.

00:31:46.690 --> 00:31:51.470
But 10 years ago, it was almost 24 -7, just you're

00:31:51.470 --> 00:31:55.509
trying to keep up with names and new teams, moves,

00:31:55.690 --> 00:31:58.809
and whatnot, and kind of stuff I do with my job.

00:31:59.799 --> 00:32:02.200
always in spreadsheets. And so that, to me, that's

00:32:02.200 --> 00:32:04.259
kind of fun as well, just even kind of coming

00:32:04.259 --> 00:32:06.440
up with new ways to graph something or chart

00:32:06.440 --> 00:32:09.960
something. But I will, let me clear up the, you

00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:11.539
know, I didn't use a spreadsheet in last year's

00:32:11.539 --> 00:32:13.920
draft. I felt like there were whispers behind

00:32:13.920 --> 00:32:15.759
my back that maybe that was the reason why I

00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:19.640
was winning. So I decided to forego it and, you

00:32:19.640 --> 00:32:22.420
know, still ended up winning. Say what you will,

00:32:22.940 --> 00:32:25.279
maybe, you know, maybe it was luck, who knows.

00:32:26.019 --> 00:32:28.420
Jim will say it's because I picked up puka off

00:32:28.420 --> 00:32:30.859
the waiver wire before he did. I mean, that's

00:32:30.859 --> 00:32:35.480
okay. I Remember Jim being very upset that was

00:32:35.480 --> 00:32:40.319
it Travis that scooped up Russell Wilson a Couple

00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:42.339
picks before he he had his heart set on him and

00:32:42.339 --> 00:32:46.460
then we all saw what happened. Yeah that experiment

00:32:46.460 --> 00:32:52.500
Kind of like you you hope everybody forgot about

00:32:52.500 --> 00:32:56.069
that like oh wow Oh yeah, I always thought I

00:32:56.069 --> 00:33:03.569
was going to do bad. Now it's kind of, and honestly

00:33:03.569 --> 00:33:09.390
too, especially back in the 25, 26, 27 years,

00:33:09.529 --> 00:33:12.670
and I'm not ashamed to admit it now, I used to

00:33:12.670 --> 00:33:16.809
play Madden back then, and that was always a

00:33:16.809 --> 00:33:23.150
great way to see actually a fairly accurate analysis

00:33:23.150 --> 00:33:26.789
of a player. As much as I dislike EA right now,

00:33:27.230 --> 00:33:29.829
their predatory practices in terms of monetizing

00:33:29.829 --> 00:33:32.269
games. And I don't play games anymore, but I

00:33:32.269 --> 00:33:36.109
know what's going on. And that's another conversation,

00:33:36.349 --> 00:33:38.349
too. But say what you will about them as a company.

00:33:38.450 --> 00:33:40.670
They definitely knew how to analyze players.

00:33:40.769 --> 00:33:42.730
And I don't know. And that's what's amazing about

00:33:42.730 --> 00:33:44.410
it. I don't know how they do it, how maybe they

00:33:44.410 --> 00:33:46.730
have professional scouts. But that was always,

00:33:46.730 --> 00:33:50.799
to me, kind of an advantage, I think, just. having

00:33:50.799 --> 00:33:53.059
this intimate knowledge of each player almost

00:33:53.059 --> 00:33:56.000
because you would play the game and that was

00:33:56.000 --> 00:33:58.339
back before it really had the magazines and stuff.

00:33:59.019 --> 00:34:01.740
So I guess the magazines almost take the place

00:34:01.740 --> 00:34:05.480
of the game now. What do you think about the

00:34:05.480 --> 00:34:10.920
physical media like the fantasy football circulars

00:34:10.920 --> 00:34:13.579
and the magazines? When was the last time you

00:34:13.579 --> 00:34:18.050
bought one before a draft? Oh, I love it. To

00:34:18.050 --> 00:34:20.130
me, that's almost a, it's a guilty pleasure.

00:34:20.389 --> 00:34:23.010
It's, you know, I'll go to CVS and the weekend

00:34:23.010 --> 00:34:26.909
or the, you know, a couple nights before. And,

00:34:26.989 --> 00:34:29.269
you know, I usually try to get to at least, you

00:34:29.269 --> 00:34:32.769
know, just see differing opinions, but honestly

00:34:32.769 --> 00:34:35.650
now, and this is the way it is with a lot of

00:34:35.650 --> 00:34:40.050
things, you know, selection of just various things.

00:34:40.250 --> 00:34:42.769
It's like shrunk down enormously. So like now

00:34:42.769 --> 00:34:46.619
there's only, you might find two. different publications

00:34:46.619 --> 00:34:49.940
and Honestly, if you probably dug into you probably

00:34:49.940 --> 00:34:51.719
find out they're all owned by the same company

00:34:51.719 --> 00:34:54.219
or something And I just I don't want to know

00:34:54.219 --> 00:34:59.840
that information. Oh, yeah No, you're right You

00:34:59.840 --> 00:35:02.760
know and then honestly And you know what to expect

00:35:02.760 --> 00:35:05.320
when you read these magazines II. It's really

00:35:05.320 --> 00:35:08.300
pretty pictures Once you dive into it. You're

00:35:08.300 --> 00:35:09.880
like, yeah, it's not really a whole lot of substance

00:35:09.880 --> 00:35:13.010
in here. It's just a bunch of numbers that some

00:35:13.010 --> 00:35:15.369
guy probably has a program that throws it together

00:35:15.369 --> 00:35:18.329
for him. And then, you know, they act like they're

00:35:18.329 --> 00:35:22.630
experts. They're not. But there is that nostalgia

00:35:22.630 --> 00:35:26.010
factor. And I'm with you, even if it's if I'm

00:35:26.010 --> 00:35:30.349
spending the $8 .95 or $9 .95 for the magazine

00:35:30.349 --> 00:35:34.789
and I'm just going to thumb through it and make

00:35:34.789 --> 00:35:38.210
my markings in it that day, that evening. Hey,

00:35:38.610 --> 00:35:42.510
it's worth it to me. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's fun

00:35:42.510 --> 00:35:44.829
and that's part of the fun and that is the most

00:35:44.829 --> 00:35:49.170
fun is the draft date. Like that's what makes

00:35:49.170 --> 00:35:51.570
it all worthwhile. I mean, the camaraderie, the

00:35:51.570 --> 00:35:54.909
getting together, I absolutely love that Terrence

00:35:54.909 --> 00:35:58.929
calls in. I think it's, you know, the dedication

00:35:58.929 --> 00:36:00.869
he showed one or two years where he actually

00:36:00.869 --> 00:36:04.309
drove back was very commendable and awesome,

00:36:04.349 --> 00:36:07.050
but it's just not, yeah, it doesn't make sense

00:36:07.050 --> 00:36:09.190
for him to do it now the older we get. So I love

00:36:09.190 --> 00:36:11.949
that he's able to call in and Still be part of

00:36:11.949 --> 00:36:14.210
it. And that's you know, honestly one of the

00:36:14.210 --> 00:36:16.909
highlights of my year And I hope it continues.

00:36:17.530 --> 00:36:19.849
Oh, I'm right there with you. I think such a

00:36:19.849 --> 00:36:22.969
big part of our league is The camaraderie like

00:36:22.969 --> 00:36:26.949
you said we do the live draft 80 90 percent of

00:36:26.949 --> 00:36:29.510
the league is there in a room together. How often

00:36:29.510 --> 00:36:33.750
does that ever happen in your life? Yeah at our

00:36:33.750 --> 00:36:36.690
our age now and our responsibilities and commitments

00:36:36.690 --> 00:36:40.610
and and At least half the members, you know,

00:36:40.829 --> 00:36:43.869
myself, your brothers and dad included, I mean,

00:36:44.829 --> 00:36:48.550
for 20 plus years maybe, or I think I joined

00:36:48.550 --> 00:36:54.570
in 06 maybe if that's 05 or 06. So a lot of the

00:36:54.570 --> 00:36:57.670
same quote unquote founding members been doing

00:36:57.670 --> 00:37:00.269
it for that long. That's really special to you

00:37:00.269 --> 00:37:02.909
because, I mean, I read comments all the time

00:37:02.909 --> 00:37:06.329
on Reddit and I read Reddit in my spare time.

00:37:06.409 --> 00:37:08.369
Not all the time. Twitter, Reddit, whatever.

00:37:09.530 --> 00:37:13.550
I think there's a big issue with just loneliness

00:37:13.550 --> 00:37:16.570
these days and people not having friends. And

00:37:16.570 --> 00:37:19.150
that's kind of the opposite of what we got going

00:37:19.150 --> 00:37:20.690
on with this league. And that's what's awesome

00:37:20.690 --> 00:37:24.750
about it. You're absolutely right. This day and

00:37:24.750 --> 00:37:28.829
age, you can be very connected with people. And

00:37:28.829 --> 00:37:32.389
I think it's perfectly fine to be exchanging

00:37:32.389 --> 00:37:36.139
text messages most of the year. But if you're

00:37:36.139 --> 00:37:38.980
listening to the show and you've got people that

00:37:38.980 --> 00:37:41.719
you're messaging with about sports or whatever

00:37:41.719 --> 00:37:45.400
your interests are, try to get, whether it's

00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:47.719
a fantasy football league or something, plug

00:37:47.719 --> 00:37:52.360
in one, could be just one event, one get together

00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:56.340
a year. And it is so worth it. Like I said, you

00:37:56.340 --> 00:37:59.320
don't have to get together that often, but just

00:37:59.320 --> 00:38:02.880
looking forward to that event is a big part of

00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:07.329
it as well. and we shake hands, we give the hugs,

00:38:07.809 --> 00:38:10.789
and everyone's got whatever B -Y -O -B, they

00:38:10.789 --> 00:38:12.590
got the stuff that they brought, and the food

00:38:12.590 --> 00:38:14.630
that they brought, and the laughs, and before

00:38:14.630 --> 00:38:17.050
you know it, the night's over. But some of it,

00:38:17.050 --> 00:38:20.250
a lot of it is just being excited about that

00:38:20.250 --> 00:38:24.289
draft date, because as we've seen, the older

00:38:24.289 --> 00:38:28.510
you get, the pressures around you in your life,

00:38:28.650 --> 00:38:31.349
other areas of your life start to mount, and

00:38:31.349 --> 00:38:34.570
things aren't as... Loose as they used to be

00:38:34.570 --> 00:38:37.730
and it's an opportunity to loosen up and you

00:38:37.730 --> 00:38:40.309
know as we've seen I'm sure this has happened

00:38:40.309 --> 00:38:44.070
to other groups of guys groups of girls things

00:38:44.070 --> 00:38:48.510
happen and you lose friends and various reasons

00:38:48.510 --> 00:38:52.349
illness or accidents or things like that and

00:38:52.349 --> 00:38:56.650
You have to say goodbye to friends and I think

00:38:56.650 --> 00:38:59.949
that especially is is important to have a bond

00:38:59.949 --> 00:39:04.199
with a group of people who have, they've got

00:39:04.199 --> 00:39:07.199
that thing in common. You know, we were all good

00:39:07.199 --> 00:39:09.280
friends with that guy, you know, or that girl,

00:39:09.360 --> 00:39:12.820
like we respect their memory. We want to preserve

00:39:12.820 --> 00:39:16.719
their memory. And that, I think that helps getting

00:39:16.719 --> 00:39:21.099
older and going through grief on any kind of

00:39:21.099 --> 00:39:23.139
level where you kind of have someone who gets

00:39:23.139 --> 00:39:26.460
it. They're like, yeah, yeah, I miss him too.

00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:31.650
Yeah. Yeah, it's a good way to reminisce about

00:39:31.650 --> 00:39:35.230
memories with those people and just kind of a

00:39:35.230 --> 00:39:38.789
safe space in general. Just be yourself and you're

00:39:38.789 --> 00:39:41.329
not worried about saying something wrong in front

00:39:41.329 --> 00:39:44.210
of somebody. That's the beauty about it. Just

00:39:44.210 --> 00:39:46.369
being around people you love and you're comfortable

00:39:46.369 --> 00:39:48.750
around and. you get to circle the day on the

00:39:48.750 --> 00:39:51.510
calendar. So it is almost like a second Christmas

00:39:51.510 --> 00:39:53.369
and I, you know, we all joke about, you know,

00:39:53.670 --> 00:39:56.110
the pre -draft nights, like, you know, everybody's,

00:39:56.190 --> 00:39:58.829
you know, we're giddy and we're like, you know,

00:39:59.349 --> 00:40:03.809
and then even the culmination of, you know, after

00:40:03.809 --> 00:40:06.650
the draft, everybody's like waiting on the commission

00:40:06.650 --> 00:40:09.690
to enter the player so we can all see our grades.

00:40:12.280 --> 00:40:15.059
So it's just yeah, it's almost a weekend event,

00:40:15.059 --> 00:40:17.559
really. And to me, kind of what makes it better,

00:40:18.159 --> 00:40:20.619
especially with kind of just expansion talks

00:40:20.619 --> 00:40:22.780
and everything like we there used to not ever

00:40:22.780 --> 00:40:25.800
be games on at the same time. But now that we

00:40:25.800 --> 00:40:28.440
have a game on every weekend now almost at least

00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:30.300
that's what football the direction is going.

00:40:30.659 --> 00:40:32.280
We always get that in the background too now.

00:40:32.300 --> 00:40:33.980
And to me, that just adds to it. It's like the

00:40:33.980 --> 00:40:36.400
first weekend of college maybe. And, you know,

00:40:36.500 --> 00:40:40.840
so there's football everywhere. And it's just

00:40:40.840 --> 00:40:44.150
guys. It is. That's one thing that I gotta say

00:40:44.150 --> 00:40:47.090
I envy about a couple of the guests that I've

00:40:47.090 --> 00:40:49.829
had on here previously, Dan Strayley, Dan Winkler.

00:40:50.170 --> 00:40:53.409
You know, if you're a professional athlete, what

00:40:53.409 --> 00:40:57.130
other job, what other profession are you basically

00:40:57.130 --> 00:41:00.670
hanging out with a group of guys, a large group

00:41:00.670 --> 00:41:03.110
of guys, every day? And of course, you gotta

00:41:03.110 --> 00:41:05.570
deal with the personalities that you don't like,

00:41:05.590 --> 00:41:10.090
but it's not every day that you get nine or 10...

00:41:11.130 --> 00:41:14.030
men into a room together and the way that we

00:41:14.030 --> 00:41:18.289
talk, and I don't think we're quite as nasty

00:41:18.289 --> 00:41:21.190
with the language and the subject matters, maybe

00:41:21.190 --> 00:41:24.849
we were when we were 24, but it's healthy. I

00:41:24.849 --> 00:41:27.349
think it's very healthy for men to get together

00:41:27.349 --> 00:41:30.449
and have a little fun and let it hang out a little

00:41:30.449 --> 00:41:33.210
bit, and you're not in a work setting, you're

00:41:33.210 --> 00:41:36.090
not trying to be careful not to say something.

00:41:37.010 --> 00:41:41.329
Your mom's not there, you're... It's a good thing

00:41:41.329 --> 00:41:43.829
your sister's not there, your wife's not there.

00:41:45.389 --> 00:41:47.510
Yeah, you're not, you know, you're not around

00:41:47.510 --> 00:41:50.449
work people. It's just, yeah, a good escape.

00:41:50.889 --> 00:41:54.230
It's almost a vacation right down the street,

00:41:54.389 --> 00:41:57.650
kind of. And, you know, if you love sports, that's

00:41:57.650 --> 00:42:01.650
why you do it. So it's just a perfect day. Well,

00:42:01.730 --> 00:42:05.570
I agree. It's Christmas for adults. I think Jim

00:42:05.570 --> 00:42:08.599
said something to that effect. that's pretty

00:42:08.599 --> 00:42:12.460
much spot on August 20 something. Yeah, you know,

00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:13.840
there's always that there's a funny scene in

00:42:13.840 --> 00:42:15.800
that movie knocked up where she thinks her husband's

00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:18.480
having an affair and she tracks him down and

00:42:18.480 --> 00:42:21.260
you know, kind of goes into this strange person's

00:42:21.260 --> 00:42:24.179
house and all the lights are off. But you know,

00:42:24.179 --> 00:42:26.420
there's one room where the lights are on and

00:42:26.420 --> 00:42:28.380
the doors close and you can hear muffled voices.

00:42:28.380 --> 00:42:30.559
And so she's, you know, going in there thinking

00:42:30.559 --> 00:42:33.239
to expect the worst. And it's just a group of

00:42:33.239 --> 00:42:37.320
guys having a baseball fantasy draft. And I just

00:42:37.320 --> 00:42:41.840
thought that was hilarious. A few more questions

00:42:41.840 --> 00:42:45.739
here, just maybe some Dan Time questions. And

00:42:45.739 --> 00:42:48.679
I think it goes without saying that we'll do

00:42:48.679 --> 00:42:52.719
a follow -up episode. Because with your seven

00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:55.860
championships for keeping score on the Dan Time

00:42:55.860 --> 00:42:59.119
podcast, I mean, Jim's appeared, I think, three

00:42:59.119 --> 00:43:02.519
times. And we've got to get you up there neck

00:43:02.519 --> 00:43:06.070
and neck. As far as appearance, yeah, we need

00:43:06.070 --> 00:43:09.949
a we need to we need to do a gym and you know

00:43:09.949 --> 00:43:13.010
Have Jim on and myself on and we can at the same

00:43:13.010 --> 00:43:16.130
time debate the qualities of our championships,

00:43:16.269 --> 00:43:18.650
you know, but my year was better than this year

00:43:18.650 --> 00:43:25.409
and What was the best team And I say that jokingly,

00:43:25.429 --> 00:43:27.110
but I would absolutely probably have a great

00:43:27.110 --> 00:43:31.309
time doing that Well, it's it's gonna happen

00:43:31.309 --> 00:43:34.380
now. It never occurred to me to have two guests

00:43:34.380 --> 00:43:39.019
on at the same time, possibly hashing it out.

00:43:41.320 --> 00:43:46.059
Great material for the podcast. Some kind of

00:43:46.059 --> 00:43:49.539
random questions here. If I offered you one of

00:43:49.539 --> 00:43:53.679
those Nestle Drumstick ice cream cones or an

00:43:53.679 --> 00:43:56.119
ice cream sandwich, which one are you going for?

00:43:56.760 --> 00:43:59.480
Oh, the cone, without doubt. You know which ones

00:43:59.480 --> 00:44:03.000
I'm talking about? I do. In fact, I'll, you know,

00:44:03.079 --> 00:44:05.219
sometimes buy them myself. And, you know, as

00:44:05.219 --> 00:44:08.320
a 42 year old man, it's, I'm not, you know, at

00:44:08.320 --> 00:44:10.820
the checkout line with, you know, maybe two boxes

00:44:10.820 --> 00:44:14.119
of it, actually. But of course, now it's just,

00:44:14.619 --> 00:44:17.079
you realize how bad they are for you, but man,

00:44:17.099 --> 00:44:20.400
I would absolutely demolish those over an ice

00:44:20.400 --> 00:44:22.480
cream sandwich, I think are highly overrated,

00:44:22.500 --> 00:44:25.360
to be honest with you. They are. At least the

00:44:25.360 --> 00:44:28.679
traditional ones. What about when you were now

00:44:28.679 --> 00:44:31.760
they have you know cookies and you know, you

00:44:31.760 --> 00:44:35.699
can do different flavored ice cream and yeah

00:44:35.699 --> 00:44:40.219
What are your thoughts on Mentos? I think I tried

00:44:40.219 --> 00:44:42.239
them once about 20 years ago and I was thinking

00:44:42.239 --> 00:44:44.619
why did what is it with these things? They're

00:44:44.619 --> 00:44:48.559
not there's so many better products better Treats.

00:44:48.619 --> 00:44:50.039
Yeah, you could buy. What are your thoughts on

00:44:50.039 --> 00:44:53.809
Mentos? And if I feel like they're It's almost

00:44:53.809 --> 00:44:55.809
an accident. Like somebody was trying to come

00:44:55.809 --> 00:44:59.150
up with a mint. It was chewy and it ended up

00:44:59.150 --> 00:45:02.989
not being a mint. It just ended up being a big

00:45:02.989 --> 00:45:06.409
skittle, kind of. To me, the only good thing

00:45:06.409 --> 00:45:09.070
about those were their commercials back in the

00:45:09.070 --> 00:45:14.110
90s. I don't know anybody that seeks a Mentos.

00:45:14.289 --> 00:45:18.670
Like, man, I gotta go get a pack of these. It

00:45:18.670 --> 00:45:21.369
feels like they're holding something back on

00:45:21.369 --> 00:45:25.369
the flavor. It's like, man, what, just pack the

00:45:25.369 --> 00:45:28.250
punch. I mean, it's, what are we doing here?

00:45:29.110 --> 00:45:31.489
Yeah. It's kind of a mix of gum and, you know,

00:45:31.489 --> 00:45:34.289
it's not, it's, yeah, it's, it's really just

00:45:34.289 --> 00:45:40.309
a glob of lightly flavored sugar. How do you

00:45:40.309 --> 00:45:44.309
feel when you're walking down a downtown street,

00:45:44.750 --> 00:45:47.010
maybe you don't realize it, but you just walk

00:45:47.010 --> 00:45:51.570
past a cigar bar and, and you, or anytime you

00:45:51.570 --> 00:45:55.869
catch the cigar smoke hanging in the air. Maybe

00:45:55.869 --> 00:45:58.909
you're at somebody's backyard by lit one up.

00:45:59.489 --> 00:46:02.210
What are your thoughts on cigar smoke? Or do

00:46:02.210 --> 00:46:06.349
you ever partake? Do you enjoy cigar? It's such

00:46:06.349 --> 00:46:10.050
a rare occasion. It's an interesting question.

00:46:11.170 --> 00:46:16.409
The smell of it does not bother me. I am always

00:46:16.409 --> 00:46:20.739
intrigued by... Like, you know, there was a very,

00:46:20.780 --> 00:46:23.320
very brief time you try to pick up like, hey,

00:46:23.440 --> 00:46:25.739
I'm gonna, you know, become a connoisseur. I'm

00:46:25.739 --> 00:46:29.119
gonna look into this and try to see what the

00:46:29.119 --> 00:46:32.139
whole craze is about it. And then you start looking

00:46:32.139 --> 00:46:33.780
at it and it's like, there's a million different

00:46:33.780 --> 00:46:35.519
types. You don't even know where to begin. Like

00:46:35.519 --> 00:46:39.380
what's good, what's not. And that's kind of the

00:46:39.380 --> 00:46:42.940
level that I just stop and say, okay, I'll just,

00:46:42.940 --> 00:46:45.500
you know, never gonna do this. If somebody gives

00:46:45.500 --> 00:46:48.679
it to me, sure. No problem, I'll do it, but that's

00:46:48.679 --> 00:46:53.519
as far as I'll take it. I've tried to enjoy a

00:46:53.519 --> 00:46:59.239
cigar and it's just not for me. The smoke at

00:46:59.239 --> 00:47:02.519
a reasonable distance doesn't really bother me.

00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:07.239
I think a big part of the cigar hobby is the

00:47:07.239 --> 00:47:14.119
statement of holding a cigar, smoking one. It's

00:47:14.119 --> 00:47:18.519
a symbol of freedom and expression, and I respect

00:47:18.519 --> 00:47:23.099
all of that. Just for me, I don't. I feel like

00:47:23.099 --> 00:47:25.179
if you're if you're if you're smoking one, you

00:47:25.179 --> 00:47:28.239
need to be wearing penny loafers without socks.

00:47:28.260 --> 00:47:32.199
That's kind of what I consider a tire for smoking

00:47:32.199 --> 00:47:37.199
a cigar in public. And maybe maybe that's just

00:47:37.199 --> 00:47:40.199
what I see, but usually they go hand in hand

00:47:40.199 --> 00:47:43.400
or or you own a business or you have owned a

00:47:43.400 --> 00:47:47.110
business. Probably seen a female smoking a cigar,

00:47:47.170 --> 00:47:52.030
but I've never seen just a say a woman our age

00:47:52.030 --> 00:47:57.429
just relaxing and smoking a cigar for for 10

00:47:57.429 --> 00:48:00.429
or 15 minutes Okay, we're getting way off track

00:48:00.429 --> 00:48:05.190
here, but I'm taking us there all right Hopefully

00:48:05.190 --> 00:48:07.550
you have a pretty good pest control service,

00:48:07.550 --> 00:48:12.769
but in the event that you see an insect a non

00:48:12.769 --> 00:48:18.119
-flying insect in your house. Lowell, are you

00:48:18.119 --> 00:48:20.500
the type of person who's gonna get that little

00:48:20.500 --> 00:48:23.219
rascal in a dust pan and help him out the door?

00:48:23.380 --> 00:48:28.960
Or are you going in for the kill? Yeah, you know.

00:48:30.340 --> 00:48:32.199
Yeah, I feel like that. That's probably like

00:48:32.199 --> 00:48:34.420
some psych question to judge if you're a serial

00:48:34.420 --> 00:48:39.699
killer or not, but I, I, you know, I, I typically

00:48:39.699 --> 00:48:45.019
just, just for, you know, to. Set the example

00:48:45.019 --> 00:48:48.360
just so others see. This is what happens when

00:48:48.360 --> 00:48:50.760
you come in here. I typically go in for the kill.

00:48:50.940 --> 00:48:53.000
I mean, if it's one of these like little gene

00:48:53.000 --> 00:48:56.940
bugs, okay, I might take it out, but a roach,

00:48:56.940 --> 00:49:00.320
a spider, you're done. If I get to you, you're

00:49:00.320 --> 00:49:05.079
done. Just a bad place to be for that little

00:49:05.079 --> 00:49:09.599
guy. Yeah. Yeah, and you know, there is a part

00:49:09.599 --> 00:49:12.460
of me that, you know, man, I wish that didn't

00:49:12.460 --> 00:49:15.159
have to do this and just this roach, you know,

00:49:15.219 --> 00:49:17.599
woke up today just, you know, looking for food.

00:49:17.780 --> 00:49:20.539
But again, I don't think these have brains and

00:49:20.539 --> 00:49:22.340
I don't think their level of thought is that

00:49:22.340 --> 00:49:25.539
extensive. So I don't feel that bad about it.

00:49:26.099 --> 00:49:28.780
I remember you might remember this apartment

00:49:28.780 --> 00:49:32.739
that I had in Birmingham off Idlewild Circle.

00:49:34.119 --> 00:49:37.780
I do 2000, maybe time period. So I was working

00:49:37.780 --> 00:49:41.340
nights and I would come home and routinely flip

00:49:41.340 --> 00:49:45.400
on the lights in the kitchen, and see a number

00:49:45.400 --> 00:49:49.619
of roaches scatter. And at that age, whatever

00:49:49.619 --> 00:49:53.000
your priorities are in your social life and stuff,

00:49:53.639 --> 00:49:56.679
you just don't take the time to call the landlord

00:49:56.679 --> 00:49:58.280
and say, hey, could you get someone out here

00:49:58.280 --> 00:50:00.400
to spray? I don't think I ever once made that

00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:03.639
call, which is bizarre. Probably because I didn't

00:50:03.639 --> 00:50:05.019
see them. And I don't think they would have come

00:50:05.019 --> 00:50:08.840
out to do it either. But there were quite a number

00:50:08.840 --> 00:50:13.599
of them. not dozens and anything like that, but

00:50:13.599 --> 00:50:16.380
always about five or six or seven. And I would

00:50:16.380 --> 00:50:19.280
have to go through this routine of washing them

00:50:19.280 --> 00:50:22.780
down the drain, like I would send many of them

00:50:22.780 --> 00:50:28.539
to a watery grave and kind of feel a little bad

00:50:28.539 --> 00:50:32.139
about it. That's almost like toying with them

00:50:32.139 --> 00:50:34.440
or torturing them. Of course, for all you know,

00:50:34.460 --> 00:50:36.940
they were just getting dumped right back out

00:50:36.940 --> 00:50:39.590
through some hole in the pipe. right outside

00:50:39.590 --> 00:50:42.369
your back door and those you just kept flushing

00:50:42.369 --> 00:50:46.489
down the same five roaches every time okay one

00:50:46.489 --> 00:50:50.110
final question here if you could put on a cape

00:50:50.110 --> 00:50:55.530
and fly uh much like a superhero or jump on a

00:50:55.530 --> 00:51:00.670
magic carpet and fly on you know like uh a gypsy

00:51:00.670 --> 00:51:04.449
or a yeah genie a genie yeah if you could take

00:51:04.449 --> 00:51:08.659
flight with a superhero cape or on a magic carpet?

00:51:09.260 --> 00:51:13.480
What would you go for? Oh, wow. That's, you know,

00:51:13.800 --> 00:51:16.280
I think just the coolness factor with a cape.

00:51:16.880 --> 00:51:18.599
But, you know, there's something to be said about

00:51:18.599 --> 00:51:20.739
just being able to sit down while you're traveling

00:51:20.739 --> 00:51:24.480
and, you know, you can have a cup of tea next

00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:26.639
to you or whatever. I say cup of tea because

00:51:26.639 --> 00:51:28.119
I feel like that's what a genie would drink.

00:51:28.400 --> 00:51:32.980
But, you know, a scotch probably. There's the

00:51:32.980 --> 00:51:35.690
presumption with the carpet. That you're not

00:51:35.690 --> 00:51:38.429
going to fall off, but you're not really tethered

00:51:38.429 --> 00:51:41.449
to anything. You're just sitting. Yeah. But with

00:51:41.449 --> 00:51:43.570
the Cape, you know, it's kind of like, well,

00:51:43.829 --> 00:51:46.289
I'm, I'm flying with this. This is how I can

00:51:46.289 --> 00:51:48.250
fly. And this thing's not just going to like

00:51:48.250 --> 00:51:51.829
rip off. Yeah. But I mean, if we're going to

00:51:51.829 --> 00:51:53.530
really dig into this, you know, I mean, you could

00:51:53.530 --> 00:51:55.590
say the, you know, the carpets, like actually

00:51:55.590 --> 00:51:57.969
a vehicle though, and it's doing the flying.

00:51:58.130 --> 00:52:00.349
I mean, how on earth would the Cape, you know,

00:52:00.469 --> 00:52:04.170
be Be performing that same task. It's really

00:52:04.170 --> 00:52:06.250
just an accessory, but I would definitely choose

00:52:06.250 --> 00:52:09.210
that over You know some silly little carpet out

00:52:09.210 --> 00:52:15.489
of a cartoon Well, I think that's about it for

00:52:15.489 --> 00:52:18.150
today I think maybe well would definitely have

00:52:18.150 --> 00:52:24.110
to commit to another episode and and the debate

00:52:24.110 --> 00:52:29.110
between you and Jim Absolutely, and I will be

00:52:29.110 --> 00:52:31.550
up for that. I I would like to also schedule

00:52:31.550 --> 00:52:36.289
something and I want to explain how soccer works

00:52:36.289 --> 00:52:40.030
to all of my friends as well and try to get them

00:52:40.030 --> 00:52:44.389
on board. Well, I on my list here and my gosh,

00:52:44.590 --> 00:52:48.010
we if I didn't have to ask about cigars and roaches

00:52:48.010 --> 00:52:51.489
and. Flying carpets, I had Premier League on

00:52:51.489 --> 00:52:55.650
here. And it's kind of like when a band gets

00:52:55.650 --> 00:52:57.769
up there and they play like four songs from.

00:52:58.000 --> 00:53:00.019
the album that nobody cares about. And they're

00:53:00.019 --> 00:53:04.900
like, well, why didn't you play? Well, hey, that's

00:53:04.900 --> 00:53:07.940
just another opportunity to talk about later.

00:53:08.099 --> 00:53:11.579
But, you know, just a quick blurb about it. It's

00:53:11.579 --> 00:53:13.820
the bet to me. It's it's one of the best leagues

00:53:13.820 --> 00:53:15.880
in the world in terms of just entertainment value.

00:53:17.000 --> 00:53:20.340
And absolutely. It's must see TV for me. And

00:53:20.340 --> 00:53:22.440
I don't miss it. And Tottenham is the team I

00:53:22.440 --> 00:53:25.000
pull for. And they suck. And they never win trophies.

00:53:25.019 --> 00:53:30.199
But that's OK. Yeah, I. I appreciate your appreciation

00:53:30.199 --> 00:53:33.659
of the Premier League. Can't say that I'll become

00:53:33.659 --> 00:53:37.980
a fan, but can't say that I won't ever. Yeah.

00:53:39.300 --> 00:53:41.099
Well, is there anything else that you'd like

00:53:41.099 --> 00:53:46.619
to plug before we check the box here on the first

00:53:46.619 --> 00:53:52.320
LOL Shapiro episode? No, not really. Just get

00:53:52.320 --> 00:53:59.360
out and vote. There you go. We are six months

00:53:59.360 --> 00:54:03.099
away Absolutely. There is I say that I just saw

00:54:03.099 --> 00:54:06.980
the turnout for the London election and I want

00:54:06.980 --> 00:54:09.619
to say that it was a paltry 20 something percent

00:54:09.619 --> 00:54:12.019
turnout and it's just get out there and vote

00:54:12.019 --> 00:54:15.679
people just It's a privilege if you travel the

00:54:15.679 --> 00:54:18.139
world. I think you get a better appreciation

00:54:18.139 --> 00:54:21.980
for it. Well, you heard the man and Get yourself

00:54:21.980 --> 00:54:26.429
registered tune in don't don't say that well

00:54:26.429 --> 00:54:30.449
my vote doesn't count it does and hey listen

00:54:30.449 --> 00:54:33.789
and this show I don't get political on here I

00:54:33.789 --> 00:54:36.989
don't endorse anything but sometimes people people

00:54:36.989 --> 00:54:40.329
forget that right there in your county you go

00:54:40.329 --> 00:54:44.090
out and just go vote in that primary and vote

00:54:44.090 --> 00:54:51.349
in that race for school board or tax assessor

00:54:51.690 --> 00:54:54.150
And you never know, some of those races come

00:54:54.150 --> 00:54:58.690
down to like eight votes. You get in and you

00:54:58.690 --> 00:55:04.369
can also people very close to me have said, well,

00:55:04.530 --> 00:55:06.769
you know, it's not going to change anything or

00:55:06.769 --> 00:55:10.710
I don't like those candidates. Well, remember

00:55:10.710 --> 00:55:13.869
when you go to vote, you can leave certain races

00:55:13.869 --> 00:55:17.730
blank. You can do that. You can you can vote

00:55:17.730 --> 00:55:20.769
for one thing and nothing else. You can vote

00:55:20.769 --> 00:55:24.059
for it. for all of it except one and do that.

00:55:24.260 --> 00:55:30.219
But anyway, good advice here from Lowell. And

00:55:30.219 --> 00:55:34.460
I appreciate you making time in your day. This

00:55:34.460 --> 00:55:38.360
is a big deal for me for us to connect. We covered

00:55:38.360 --> 00:55:41.119
some of the stuff that I had always dreamed of

00:55:41.119 --> 00:55:44.619
covering for you being a guest on the show and

00:55:44.619 --> 00:55:47.460
something still on the table. That's okay. All

00:55:47.460 --> 00:55:49.739
right, folks, well. Thanks for having me, Dan.

00:55:50.519 --> 00:55:52.900
Thank you all and you guys had a great time.

00:55:53.039 --> 00:55:55.559
Yeah, and we'll do it again soon. We'll get you

00:55:55.559 --> 00:55:58.960
back in short order All right. We'd love it.

00:55:59.239 --> 00:56:01.860
Have a great week folks, and we'll see you next

00:56:01.860 --> 00:56:06.420
Sunday on the Dan time podcast Thanks, lol. Thanks

00:56:06.420 --> 00:56:06.619
Dan
