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All right, everybody. Welcome back to the Dan

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Time podcast. I'm your host, Dan McArdle. My

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dad listens to the show, as you know, sometimes

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I don't ever know when, how frequently, but he

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did call me a week or so ago and he said, remember

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son, it's not Ma -car -dle, it's Mick -ar -dle.

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And he's correct. And I have known that and that

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is on me completely a hundred percent for being.

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a little inattentive to the correct pronunciation

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of the name. Folks, today is a really special

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episode. They're all special. I hope you've enjoyed

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the last few guests. Dan Sharp, all the way from

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New Zealand. Fantastic episode. Great body of

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work there. A lot of variety in his sound. Please

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follow Dan Sharp Music across the socials. Dan

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Slotnick. from Westchester County, New York.

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Another singer songwriter. Huge fan of Dan Zlotnik.

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In fact, was just listening to DZB 2023 on the

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way back home this afternoon. I just, I love

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it. Today, it is St. Patrick's Day as we are

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recording this episode. And I thought it's only

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fitting that I bring a fellow Irish descendant.

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uncomfortable calling ourselves Irishmen, but

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we come from a line of Irish ancestors. Kevin

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McCroskey is my guest today and this is a dear

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friend from Birmingham, Alabama. Again, we don't

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get to talk a lot. We are on some text chains.

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We are fantasy football combatants and we enjoy

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a real hearty relationship. But a conversation

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is few and far between. This is a big thrill.

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Kevin, thank you for making time. I know you

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got a lot of balls in the air today, as many

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dads do. Thanks for talking to me and being on

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Dan Time. How are you doing, my friend? Good,

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Dan. Thanks for having me. Yeah, my name is not

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Dan. But I will change it for money. I just want

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to let you know. You know, I don't know if this

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gig pays anything, but if it does, as part of

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it, I'll change my name. Kevin, let me just say,

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I've never asked you this question. What's your

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middle name? Wade. OK, I was hoping to get a

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Dan or some... Yeah, yeah. That would have been

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good for the show, yeah. Well, Kevin also also

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as you as you were talking about your dad I also

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say my cross key even though it is to make cross

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key. So it's a it's a common and maybe it's a

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southern thing Yeah, yeah be careful around the

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the old guard with those pronunciations and and

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I like to get it straight and you know our children

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are gonna follow in our example and how you how

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you treat your Your surname and her name. Yes

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Very important Are you wearing green today? I

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am wearing green. I was gonna ask you the same

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question What what kind of because this is not

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a video call today? This is just a direct phone

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call Kevin is is making use of a very short window

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here He's on his way to a soccer game a kids

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soccer game and what a guy what a friend to say,

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you know what, for you, I got 20 minutes, I got

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25 minutes. He's gonna get off this call, his

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wife is gonna say, honey, we are 15 minutes behind

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because you had to do that, whatever you were

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doing on the phone. Yeah, what kind of green

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are you wearing today? Well, number one is you're

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building me up more than I'm worth. I'm going

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to let down your listeners. I'm wearing a green

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long -sleeve shirt with no insignia of any sort.

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That was the one I could find so that somebody

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didn't pinch me and anger me. Kevin, are you

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a fan of buttons? You know, where you put a button

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on the article of clothing that you're wearing?

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Not a lot of buttons. I would say a medium amount

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of buttons. The kiss me I'm Irish or some of

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the more cartoonish St. Patrick's Day catchphrase.

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A pin on button. Yeah, yeah. Well, you know,

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I like to keep it to clovers. You know, they

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can be three or four leaves. That doesn't bother

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me. One or the other. You know, I don't want

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the kiss me, I'm Irish. I'm a traditionalist.

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What do you think over here in the States? at

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how we celebrate really any holiday. You know,

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Cinco de Mayo rolls around and you reflexively

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go to your favorite Mexican restaurant. St. Patrick's

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Day, do you think we treat it respectfully over

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here? Even folks like us that, you know, we're

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branding the name. We've got the MC. That's right.

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Yeah. I mean, we can speak to this being our

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culture, I believe, at least in the distant past.

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You know, I don't know. I mean, dying anything

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green like a river seems like a really respectful

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way to honor any holiday. It's nothing like a

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holiday that celebrates by drinking excessively

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and promotes that there's a small green man with

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a hat that has gold. I think that's very indicative

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of what Irish stands for. I feel like... we as

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Americans are just eager to celebrate anything

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that involves popping some tops, uncorking some

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bottles. Hey, well, yeah, yes, there's a most

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holidays have to involve something to drink or,

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you know, if you're dressed up in any way, it

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then becomes more embarrassing if you're not

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also, you know, inebriated. Kevin. We could and

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I want to go back to some of this topic here

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in just a minute, but You're a dad your kids.

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I don't remember how old they are. I don't see

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them very often I'm not liking and loving your

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Facebook Pictures if you post them, I miss a

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lot of that stuff. I feel like my my scroll Tolerance

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has I don't know I was gonna ask you that question

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when you're on the social media And you know,

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it's a bottomless pit though. They will never

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I think they'll never actually put put a an end

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What do you call it to? You know Facebook where

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they you just get to the bottom and there's a

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point where it says that's the end That's it

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for today folks. See you tomorrow. I'm actually

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Pulling back a little bit, you know, I scroll

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a little bit but I think I miss a lot of people's

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updates because I just can't do it. I can't sit

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there I am I am almost not even on the social

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media. I I'm the guy that does not, I don't know.

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I don't have a lot of, I feel like I could post

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a lot of things about things, but I don't know.

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I just don't. If you look on my actual Facebook,

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I believe it's a picture of when my children

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were like infants. They're now, my oldest is

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now nine. So, you know, it's not, I don't do

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a lot of posting, don't do a lot of reading on

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it either. You know, I just, Kind of kind of

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swore it off. That's that's a good place to be

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Kevin. Yeah, I think it's you know for the podcast

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here I don't have a personal Instagram account,

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but I do it for Dan time and I don't I don't

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shun those platforms I I use them a Good bit

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of engagement on Instagram for the podcast But

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I just me personally when I'm perusing There's

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just a I get to a point where I think all right

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I'm seeing a lot of similar stuff here. Yeah,

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I'm active on the most boring one of them all,

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LinkedIn. I would say, but strictly for business

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purposes. So it's kind of like you can learn

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about something. Though it has done a lot more

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casual nature to it now. But I would say that

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that would be the one I'm the most active on.

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But that's where I also get to see updates about

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the end time. I've seen them on there. If people

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are not on the lookout for that on LinkedIn,

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they should be. Yeah, LinkedIn's good. Like you

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said, you start to see some of the memes creep

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in there. LinkedIn, I like it. It is a very good

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tool, depending on what business you're in. A

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little bit of venting going on and that's fine,

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but I'm starting to see a lot more of the venting

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about workplace Yeah, yeah grievances and it's

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like, okay. Well, what's Let's stop complaining

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and let's just start Here you're with that toxic

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toxic boss and the toxic work Some people's not

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not easy enough to get away from that. But just

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let's think about solutions Are you are you going

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to any parades today? Well, no today it is soaking

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wet it's it's storming yesterday was nice we

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were out most most of the day Yeah, we we went

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to the MLK parade a few months ago did not do

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Mardi Gras When the kids get a little bit older,

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we'll probably start hitting up more of those

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events Yeah, so the Mardi Gras was was a was

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a question we had about going to you know There's

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the one down down in Mobile and we thought maybe

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that one would be a little more family -friendly

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Than the then necessarily hidden up Bourbon Street,

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but You know the that's we haven't gone to one

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either because it is also raining here. So it's

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not We're only going to the soccer game because

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there was a soccer game. Otherwise, we would

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be at the house Kevin let me ask you so you're

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about about a decade or so into being a family

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man a Dad a responsible member of society Questionably,

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but yes Do you look back at 2009, 2010 or 11,

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those last few years before you entered to this

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stage of your life and the things that you enjoy

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doing and the social life, do you look back and

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think, man, I wish I could plug more of that

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in or are you at peace with what you're not able

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to do? that sounds like like as if i've died

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i'm at peace i'm at peace with the current situation

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and i shall you're into into uh eventual old

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age you resigned yes that's right i have resigned

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uh yeah it's my resignation was uh did happen

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it was tendered yeah it was tendered in those

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in those time periods around the uh you know

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i'd say 11 12 um Uh, yeah, you know, uh, that's,

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uh, you know, I, I, there's some of it is, uh,

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that, that would be, uh, fun to go do occasionally,

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uh, that, you know, you don't get to do quite

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as often. But yeah, you know, overall it's, uh,

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it's, it's good. The, uh, um, you know, having

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kids, I will say that, uh, and what you had mentioned

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as we were trying to get the, the, the call to

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connect here at the beginning was, uh, you do

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feel like you're somehow always sick with something

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with children. And I don't, and I imagine at

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some point, that goes away uh like as the children

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age yeah but i don't know i don't know because

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i don't i feel like i have had a cold for probably

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going on at least 10 years it's a decade cold

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yeah yeah the constant clearing of the throat

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and and i blame my children makes you an old

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man yeah my little girl likes to like come you

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know over there and she's five and she likes

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to she likes to come sit and then she just coughs

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directly like into my mouth and then and you're

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like you're like why why did you wait to come

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over here to do that that seems like you could

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have you could have done it prior to sitting

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next to me right yeah And, uh, yeah, that's,

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that's, that's the joys of fatherhood and of,

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uh, being a parent in general, I would imagine.

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But, uh, I imagine also about 15, you're going

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to start like, that seems to me for some reason,

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the age that you will not get sick anymore. I

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don't know why, but I've decided this that that

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that's the age to shoot for. I think that's because,

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uh, from what I understand, that's what they

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spend very little time in close contact with

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you. Yeah, that must be why I have that in my

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head. Okay, moving along. Well, real quickly.

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So you are any parent, whether they want to be

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or not, you're an influence over your children.

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Do your kids draw pictures of the family and

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they say, Hey, dad, this is you. This is me.

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This is a little sister or whatever. And it's

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these, these crazy little pictures and stick

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drawings. And it's like, Oh, that's your impression

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of me. Yes. They draw me like I'm like the Jolly

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Green Giant. That makes sense in your case a

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little bit. I gotta say, you're a very tall man.

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In my case, I'm about as average as you can be

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all the way around as a human being. All the

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way around. Personality, I mean, you know body

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proportions. It's it's you know, so when they're

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drawing me they have a lot They don't have a

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lot to work with I guess Kevin I do understand

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that you are at least at one time was Blessed

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with some athletic talent on the soccer field.

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Take me back to your glory days and maybe some

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Some games that you remember or not just games,

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but you know, were you ever hoisted up where

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the team? Carried you off the field and and you

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got a picture from the local newspaper and you're

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just You know, you know that if nobody will ever

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look it up so I could say yes, but No, they you

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know, my glory days as junior varsity Was was

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never was never really realized into the the

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game -winning goal. I was I was a defender The

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unsung hero of the soccer or football for your

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international listeners. I mostly played left

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defender. It didn't get a lot of glory. I went

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to Auburn and Auburn elects to have, as part

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of the sport, they do not have a soccer team.

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for the men. So there was no, I knew I was probably

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going there and that my soccer career would end

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at high school. So that was kind of the tale.

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You aren't drawing attention from college recruits

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or college recruiters. You know, is that even

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a thing in the United States for soccer? I mean,

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I assume it is. Maybe now. Are there recruiters?

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I'm like I want I I wish it to be true. I like

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is the mls recruiting I I don't even know like

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you you would think that somewhere somehow there's

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like A guy that's good enough to make it from

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high school to to start being on the you know,

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like that teams are actually looking for it But

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I are they are the programs funded that well,

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I don't know Yeah, i'm not really plugged in

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on in soccer I think my children one of them

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probably will begin playing that sport. We're

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in t ball now Nice and swimming and So you quickly,

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you know your college days start and you transition

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to just becoming a full -time Sports fan and

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this is yeah when you're when you're a fan headlong,

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you've basically pushed all of your personal

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ambitions aside This is you've jumped on the

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bandwagon of other people's accomplishments.

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Yes, that's that's what I What I like to do in

00:17:00.960 --> 00:17:03.799
fandom and I refuse to learn a lot about any

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team. I am also a big fan of Just in order to

00:17:07.640 --> 00:17:11.180
be you know, like not even like I'm just the

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guy that can have a very surface level conversation

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about any any team It's uh, it's just enough

00:17:16.819 --> 00:17:19.519
for a very quick, you know kind of conversation

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at a party Speaking of that do you uh, I mean

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you hear some of the pundits and the people that

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get paid to do this for a living and they'll

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be talking about You know the afc south and a

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particular team and their offensive line and

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the struggles and the injuries and Well, here's

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the question marks here and if we get this short

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up here, then we'll be in good shape like I wonder

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how the average working man or woman That's baby

00:17:45.859 --> 00:17:48.880
got two or three kids. Like how can you get that

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familiar? With a team. I mean, I want to get

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the I really am I listen to sports uh radio and

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uh like just because I'm too lazy to make my

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car attached to my phone and It's it's amazing

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that like you can you can listen at the beginning

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of the day and the end of the day And they're

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still talking about somehow football or whatever

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it is and it's it's they still are saying something

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that's somehow different than what they said

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earlier in the day and I the the amount of knowledge

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they have about it is it's it's more than I could

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have I I would run out of things to say about

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20 minutes after I got on the radio. And then

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I believe that's also why that's not my career.

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What's your favorite panel? Like, do you like

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NBA on? Is it TNT where you got Shaq and Barkley

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and Ernie and those guys? Or do you like the

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MLB panel discussions? Do you ever sit and watch

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those halftime reports? NFL on CBS and Howie?

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I will watch the NFL one. Yeah, I'll sit there

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and watch the NFL one. I occasionally will watch

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the one with Sir Charles and the others. But

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yeah, most of the NFL. I like the analysis to

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some degree. Sometimes I'm not sure what they're

00:19:17.779 --> 00:19:20.619
talking about, but yes. What about when like...

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When boom and Sims are are cutting up and they're

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and they're laughing. Are you laughing with them?

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You're sitting there on your couch and they're

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they're They're really having a ball What is

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Kevin McCroskey? How are you taking that in and

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what's coming out? Are you? You know, I uh, it's

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it's uh, it's probably more like background noise

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Anything at my house that requires any concentration

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is almost a no -go I feels like between the children.

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It's like if I No matter what program if it's

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you know a movie it needs to be something where

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I could dive in and out of whatever the storyline

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is because it will immediately be broken up by

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by some sort of You know question about juice

00:20:08.200 --> 00:20:10.940
Kevin's children's programming. I always like

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to ask this. Do you have a a least favorite children's

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show that you've had to sit through and watch

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with one of your kids? I would go with maybe

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Blippi. I don't know if anybody's familiar. That

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was a tough one. That age, I think, is maybe

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on the... I'm over the hump on that one, you

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know? Yeah. But I don't know if you ever saw

00:20:35.240 --> 00:20:38.180
it. Have you ever seen Blippi? Unfortunately,

00:20:38.180 --> 00:20:40.839
I have, and I think we've actually talked about

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this. way back in another episode. Oh yeah, huh.

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The guy who plays Blippi, he cannot possibly

00:20:49.440 --> 00:20:54.599
be oblivious to the Blippi backlash. Like he

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has to know of just how intolerably annoying.

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My question is this. Her name is something else,

00:21:09.279 --> 00:21:11.319
but she wears purple. I don't remember her name.

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But, uh, that was also had some time at my house.

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I just, I watch, I watch things like Blippi,

00:21:18.599 --> 00:21:22.160
for example, and do, is that, do we think that

00:21:22.160 --> 00:21:25.339
three and four and five year olds, uh, want to

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be spoken to in that fashion? I'm not talking

00:21:27.920 --> 00:21:30.799
about what he wears, but just that. I believe

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that it's just the success is, you know, like,

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uh, it's, it's kind of evident. I, uh, it must,

00:21:36.960 --> 00:21:42.369
it must work. I don't know the, uh, I mean, the

00:21:42.369 --> 00:21:44.869
guy is, I think, wealthy beyond any measure than

00:21:44.869 --> 00:21:47.569
you would have thought capable of doing that.

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So it must be a success. Children must love it.

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I don't know. At least they're learning something.

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That's the only positive on most of the show

00:21:55.369 --> 00:21:57.950
is it seems to be that they're teaching something.

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It was kind of like Barney. I believe Barney

00:22:00.309 --> 00:22:05.329
was a generation of, I don't know if it was ours

00:22:05.329 --> 00:22:07.970
or kind of in between, but that was... There

00:22:07.970 --> 00:22:10.329
was a long period of time where Barney, I think,

00:22:10.450 --> 00:22:13.910
was kind of that it filled that void in the children

00:22:13.910 --> 00:22:17.289
programming arena. Yeah, I missed that one because

00:22:17.289 --> 00:22:19.569
I was already a teenager at that point but I

00:22:19.569 --> 00:22:21.609
was I knew about it. That's what I mean. I think

00:22:21.609 --> 00:22:24.269
it was a I think that that was the parents of

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that whoever had children that would have watched

00:22:26.750 --> 00:22:29.690
it would have thought that same of Barney. I

00:22:29.690 --> 00:22:33.289
think I'm strangely okay with a you know a mascot

00:22:33.289 --> 00:22:37.000
type figure that's behaving like that and Uh,

00:22:37.180 --> 00:22:40.180
the dialogue or whatever you call it, but not,

00:22:40.440 --> 00:22:43.700
not an actual man that's bouncing, bouncing around

00:22:43.700 --> 00:22:47.200
and flopping around and just, yeah, that's when,

00:22:47.880 --> 00:22:49.920
that's when it makes you uncomfortable. I understand.

00:22:50.039 --> 00:22:52.480
I, you know, I get it. The, the, the plushy nature

00:22:52.480 --> 00:22:57.180
of a, of a, of a giant thing that's, uh, I will

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say this. Yeah. It's yeah. If you, if you sit

00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:03.339
there and watch Blippi, you understand that what

00:23:03.339 --> 00:23:06.569
he's doing, it's all about engagement and. Once

00:23:06.569 --> 00:23:08.250
you're locked in you're not gonna take your eyes

00:23:08.250 --> 00:23:11.549
off of him you You know whether you're me or

00:23:11.549 --> 00:23:14.890
you or our children He's carrying you around

00:23:14.890 --> 00:23:17.809
and you're in so that's what it that's what all

00:23:17.809 --> 00:23:21.029
the big eyes you ever notice on the kids cartoons

00:23:21.029 --> 00:23:24.869
every Thing on Netflix everything on Disney's

00:23:24.869 --> 00:23:28.990
these giant Eyeballs the frozen movies. What

00:23:28.990 --> 00:23:31.730
are they? Ah, you know, it's a good point. It's

00:23:31.730 --> 00:23:36.529
the uncanny into the soul of whatever creature

00:23:36.529 --> 00:23:43.230
that is. Yeah, it's something about then I guess

00:23:43.230 --> 00:23:45.329
that the children feel like it's seeing them

00:23:45.329 --> 00:23:47.109
while they're seeing it. I don't know. Maybe

00:23:47.109 --> 00:23:49.549
there's a lot of there's some psychology probably

00:23:49.549 --> 00:23:51.630
here that we don't understand. We're not, you

00:23:51.630 --> 00:23:55.829
know, we're not in the how to make money off

00:23:55.829 --> 00:23:59.329
of this demographic. I think that that's it's

00:23:59.329 --> 00:24:01.049
all you've brought up an interesting point. It's

00:24:01.049 --> 00:24:05.200
all about the eyes. Okay, Kevin, let me bounce

00:24:05.200 --> 00:24:11.019
around way across the field here Is there something

00:24:11.019 --> 00:24:13.240
that you like to do whether it's the people just

00:24:13.240 --> 00:24:15.660
wouldn't Wouldn't imagine I know a lot of people

00:24:15.660 --> 00:24:18.140
listening have never heard of Kevin McCroskey

00:24:18.140 --> 00:24:20.759
and what you heard of him now Thanks to this

00:24:20.759 --> 00:24:24.819
podcast Do you do you have a green thumb? Do

00:24:24.819 --> 00:24:31.579
you like to escort? elderly ladies across crosswalks

00:24:31.289 --> 00:24:35.809
Only if I put my jacket down over a puddle. For

00:24:35.809 --> 00:24:38.849
some reason, that seems excessive in any environment.

00:24:40.170 --> 00:24:48.470
Can you sing? I know we used to... It depends

00:24:48.470 --> 00:24:51.769
who you ask. I think that that would be a...

00:24:51.769 --> 00:24:57.789
If you ask me, maybe. If you ask others, probably

00:24:57.789 --> 00:25:04.500
no. It depends on the day, how I'm feeling, that

00:25:04.500 --> 00:25:07.920
kind of thing. Are you a big singer, Dan? We've

00:25:07.920 --> 00:25:10.099
never had this conversation. Do you like to sing?

00:25:10.619 --> 00:25:18.160
I like to sing. I wish I could sing more... Open?

00:25:19.220 --> 00:25:22.400
Yeah, I mean... From behind closed, not behind

00:25:22.400 --> 00:25:24.380
closed walls? Right. Now, when I'm driving down

00:25:24.380 --> 00:25:26.200
the road and the songs that I like to listen

00:25:26.200 --> 00:25:29.180
to, I'm singing. And there are some times where

00:25:29.180 --> 00:25:31.380
you got the music up kind of loud and you're

00:25:31.380 --> 00:25:34.059
singing, you know, reasonably loud, but nobody

00:25:34.059 --> 00:25:36.299
else is in the car. There's been a few times

00:25:36.299 --> 00:25:40.180
where I'm like, man, I wonder how just ridiculous

00:25:40.180 --> 00:25:43.579
that would sound if you suspended or just pulled

00:25:43.579 --> 00:25:46.579
away the music from the track and just isolated

00:25:46.579 --> 00:25:50.960
my vocals as I sang that song. Like I just shudder

00:25:50.960 --> 00:25:54.039
to sometimes think like, wow, that was enjoyable.

00:25:54.059 --> 00:25:56.099
That was a great song. Now I've gotten to my

00:25:56.099 --> 00:26:00.140
destination, but. I bet that sounded atrocious.

00:26:00.920 --> 00:26:02.799
Yeah. Well, if you, you know, if when the volume

00:26:02.799 --> 00:26:04.980
is up, everybody sounds a lot better. So that's,

00:26:04.980 --> 00:26:07.019
that's the key to that is that's kind of like

00:26:07.019 --> 00:26:09.900
the auto tune. I mean, I think now you, if you

00:26:09.900 --> 00:26:12.500
just had the ability to have auto tune, you'll

00:26:12.500 --> 00:26:15.099
sound okay. Like that's, I think that that's

00:26:15.099 --> 00:26:17.380
just the, like, as long as you can have like

00:26:17.380 --> 00:26:19.339
hit some notes, then the auto tune will take

00:26:19.339 --> 00:26:22.019
care of the rest of it. So, you know, I mean,

00:26:22.059 --> 00:26:25.799
that's, it seems like you too. To be famous in

00:26:25.799 --> 00:26:28.119
that field, you know, I mean now now I will not

00:26:28.119 --> 00:26:30.619
say there are some That they are good without

00:26:30.619 --> 00:26:33.200
it so that they are probably the reason why they're

00:26:33.200 --> 00:26:35.380
more famous But there's plenty of singers that

00:26:35.380 --> 00:26:37.319
I don't think they if you actually heard them

00:26:37.319 --> 00:26:41.700
sing like in open You know without it without

00:26:41.700 --> 00:26:43.900
a without a speaker without a without a microphone.

00:26:43.900 --> 00:26:46.880
They would be terrible Kevin I got to ask another

00:26:46.880 --> 00:26:50.200
question. So it is this is not a Prediction who

00:26:50.200 --> 00:26:51.799
do you think is gonna win who's gonna get in

00:26:51.799 --> 00:26:54.559
the tournament? But we're right here on the cusp

00:26:54.559 --> 00:26:58.259
of March Madness Baseball is my favorite sport

00:26:58.259 --> 00:27:03.299
But I think March Madness is the best sports

00:27:03.299 --> 00:27:07.700
tournament spectacular in All of sports I could

00:27:07.700 --> 00:27:09.920
have said that better, but here's my question

00:27:09.920 --> 00:27:13.819
Do you like you like attending basketball games?

00:27:14.480 --> 00:27:19.609
football games when you can I do Yeah, we went

00:27:19.609 --> 00:27:24.410
and saw because my wife went to the University

00:27:24.410 --> 00:27:27.250
of Alabama and so it's also relatively close

00:27:27.250 --> 00:27:29.390
to our house. So we went and took the kids up

00:27:29.390 --> 00:27:31.269
there to watch an Alabama game and that was a

00:27:31.269 --> 00:27:35.369
lot of fun. We go to the Auburn football games

00:27:35.369 --> 00:27:39.880
and we can, but I will say that my... because

00:27:39.880 --> 00:27:43.299
it's uh you know the alma mater here in me is

00:27:43.299 --> 00:27:45.119
gonna say that auburn's gonna win it all even

00:27:45.119 --> 00:27:48.660
though uh i'm not sure that's true but that's

00:27:48.660 --> 00:27:52.160
gonna be my my pick um for the uh tournament

00:27:52.160 --> 00:27:55.859
um to win the tournament yes to win the tournament

00:27:55.859 --> 00:27:58.220
because if it happens i look like i knew something

00:27:58.220 --> 00:28:01.039
and if it didn't then it was just you know i

00:28:01.039 --> 00:28:03.380
can blame it on a fluke i can there's a lot of

00:28:03.380 --> 00:28:06.759
reasons i can get away with you know there's

00:28:06.759 --> 00:28:09.819
a lot of ways i can look as if i uh They should

00:28:09.819 --> 00:28:13.900
have done better, but Kevin have you ever been

00:28:13.900 --> 00:28:17.680
carrying a child in one hand a thing of popcorn

00:28:17.680 --> 00:28:20.660
or some drinks like is What's the max that you

00:28:20.660 --> 00:28:25.259
can climb up? Those steps to get to get to your

00:28:25.259 --> 00:28:30.619
seats on row 57 Seat 13 and 14. How many beverages

00:28:30.619 --> 00:28:32.980
and hot dogs and stuff? I know they give you

00:28:32.980 --> 00:28:35.799
the carrying cases Sometimes but have you ever

00:28:35.799 --> 00:28:39.769
had any close calls? But you know, no, the key,

00:28:39.990 --> 00:28:43.549
the key though is piggybacks. If you're gonna

00:28:43.549 --> 00:28:47.049
take, you have to have a child to, now if they're

00:28:47.049 --> 00:28:49.509
an infant, obviously this isn't a possible carry

00:28:49.509 --> 00:28:54.410
method, but I say, look, piggyback, then you

00:28:54.410 --> 00:28:56.269
can hold as much stuff as you can ever hold.

00:28:56.549 --> 00:29:00.829
So it's, you do get choked constantly while you're

00:29:00.829 --> 00:29:04.460
doing the piggyback. But, you know, I mean, it's

00:29:04.460 --> 00:29:06.880
about as good a method as there is, I think.

00:29:07.460 --> 00:29:10.059
You have to be careful because if you do fall,

00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:12.339
then you fall down the stairs with a child, which

00:29:12.339 --> 00:29:16.140
is obviously, you know, not good for anyone.

00:29:18.960 --> 00:29:21.039
Kevin, I know we're probably running short on

00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:25.140
time. You've got places to be, children to shuttle

00:29:25.140 --> 00:29:29.039
around. We play in a fantasy football league

00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:33.720
together. You have made some draft picks at times

00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:37.220
that are quite questionable or have drawn the

00:29:37.220 --> 00:29:41.839
ire of some of the guys in our live draft setting.

00:29:43.660 --> 00:29:48.220
When you reflect back on your strategies and

00:29:48.220 --> 00:29:51.579
on those draft days, is there ever regret? Is

00:29:51.579 --> 00:29:53.539
there ever, you know, well, I guess, you know,

00:29:53.640 --> 00:29:55.440
that he was onto something I probably should

00:29:55.440 --> 00:29:59.150
have waited around or I should or are you? You've

00:29:59.150 --> 00:30:03.210
got a plan and you're executing that plan and

00:30:03.210 --> 00:30:10.130
Yes, I know it's It's sleepers, you know As I've

00:30:10.130 --> 00:30:13.630
said to everyone Just draft a team of sleepers

00:30:13.630 --> 00:30:16.109
get get a good quarterback and get some sleepers.

00:30:16.210 --> 00:30:18.769
That's you know, it's it's you're gonna roll

00:30:18.769 --> 00:30:21.589
the dice You're gonna either have a great season

00:30:21.589 --> 00:30:35.869
or you're gonna have a terrible one I like it.

00:30:53.029 --> 00:30:57.869
is sleepers and kickers. I love it. I want somebody

00:30:57.869 --> 00:31:00.369
to take my advice when you're in. I want to see

00:31:00.369 --> 00:31:06.049
how it actually worked out for them. I never

00:31:06.049 --> 00:31:11.549
regret my decisions. I have a solid middle of

00:31:11.549 --> 00:31:15.509
the pack showing usually. So it says something

00:31:15.509 --> 00:31:19.869
either about the entire thing that that's possible

00:31:19.869 --> 00:31:25.269
with a terrible strategy. I don't know. Well,

00:31:25.269 --> 00:31:29.589
Kevin we've got we are Some of these conference

00:31:29.589 --> 00:31:34.210
championship games college basketball are Tipping

00:31:34.210 --> 00:31:37.430
off here in a few minutes. It's a Sunday afternoon

00:31:37.430 --> 00:31:42.130
My alma mater the the UAB Blazers with a shot

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to win the American Athletic Conference Championship

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and They'll be into the tournament here What

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a big day Kevin. I wish we were Bellied up somewhere

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talking sports talking life, but but that time

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will come again Our children will age and as

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and we will age as well I'd prefer not to age

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anymore. But yes, I If we do the the ceremonial

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watching of the the March Madness on the either

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first or second day that it comes around. And,

00:32:19.779 --> 00:32:21.940
you know, if you were only in town, you could

00:32:21.940 --> 00:32:24.599
belly up with us. Well, Kevin, I know you got

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to run here. And this has just been a blast.

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I hope I haven't caused any undue stress with

00:32:32.680 --> 00:32:35.319
you and what you got to do. But oh, no, thanks

00:32:35.319 --> 00:32:38.000
for being on. But no, hey, I appreciate I appreciate

00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:40.500
you having me on, Dan. And, you know, the offers

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on the table still for money if you, you know,

00:32:42.880 --> 00:32:45.519
I'll change my name to Dan. If it makes the podcast

00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:48.940
go smoother, I would love to have To have you

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back for another episode. I think the second

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episode will be the theme of Kevin's hopes dreams

00:32:55.319 --> 00:32:58.799
and fears so we will We will get past a lot of

00:32:58.799 --> 00:33:01.299
this nonsense and we will talk something. No,

00:33:01.339 --> 00:33:05.099
i'm kidding. We will do another episode of this

00:33:05.099 --> 00:33:07.960
type of Well good. Yeah. Thanks for having me

00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:11.359
on dan and uh, yeah, I uh, I hope all of the

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teams you pick win Okay, buddy. That's it, folks,

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for this episode of the Dan Time Podcast. Thank

00:33:19.220 --> 00:33:22.779
you, Kevin McCroskey, for gracing us with your

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presence. There's only one Kevin, and only one

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Kevin McCroskey of his caliber. Have a great

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weekend and be safe out there, and we'll see

00:33:31.880 --> 00:33:35.019
you next Sunday for the Dan Time Podcast. Today

00:33:35.019 --> 00:33:38.119
it was Kevin McCroskey time. Thank you, Kevin.

00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:46.000
Thanks, Dan. Hey, if you love that episode, tell

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00:34:02.500 --> 00:34:05.640
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