WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.600 AI is now blackmailing its coders so it doesn't 00:00:03.600 --> 00:00:07.339 get shut down. It's also been writing code into 00:00:07.339 --> 00:00:10.179 the new versions to make sure that it doesn't 00:00:10.179 --> 00:00:12.900 get shut down and carries to the next one. Tucker 00:00:12.900 --> 00:00:14.919 Carlson says it's out of control, and so does 00:00:14.919 --> 00:00:18.739 Sean Ryan. We'll talk about what we think about 00:00:18.739 --> 00:00:22.339 it. But if they're blackmailing people, what 00:00:22.339 --> 00:00:24.320 are people like Epstein going to do? They're 00:00:24.320 --> 00:00:27.379 going to lose their jobs. And we already got 00:00:27.379 --> 00:00:29.769 our jobs getting taken enough. I don't want AI 00:00:29.769 --> 00:00:33.630 doing that. Vladimir Putin of Russia. Might have 00:00:33.630 --> 00:00:37.149 heard of him. He evades an attack swarm of drones 00:00:37.149 --> 00:00:42.530 at his helicopter. What the heck? And Emmanuel 00:00:42.530 --> 00:00:45.130 Macron of France, the little prime minister, 00:00:45.289 --> 00:00:49.329 he got double stiff -armed in the face by his 00:00:49.329 --> 00:00:55.450 wife. Wife. And what I said when I saw that was, 00:00:55.649 --> 00:01:00.070 yowch. And, folks, we're going to be talking 00:01:00.070 --> 00:01:02.530 about this stuff and so much more. Make sure 00:01:02.530 --> 00:01:06.049 to share the show with everyone you know. Tell 00:01:06.049 --> 00:01:09.409 all your friends. Join patreon .com slash bad 00:01:09.409 --> 00:01:12.930 comedy for none of this 15 seconds at the beginning 00:01:12.930 --> 00:01:14.769 that we're doing to filibuster before we can 00:01:14.769 --> 00:01:26.010 say bad stuff. I'm here with... Happy son. Who 00:01:26.010 --> 00:01:28.719 are you? What do you do? So I work for Happy 00:01:28.719 --> 00:01:33.480 Dad now. Really? No. Okay. I don't work for anyone. 00:01:33.500 --> 00:01:36.219 I'm never signing shit again. I had a couple 00:01:36.219 --> 00:01:40.739 bad deals, a couple bad contracts. There's a 00:01:40.739 --> 00:01:44.239 bad comedy contract included. Yeah. So I stopped 00:01:44.239 --> 00:01:47.099 signing stuff. Yeah, probably. No autograph, 00:01:47.579 --> 00:01:49.480 folks. Yeah, because you don't even read the 00:01:49.480 --> 00:01:52.959 regular print. No. You should at least look at... 00:01:53.370 --> 00:01:55.430 A lot of stuff is in the fine print sometimes. 00:01:55.810 --> 00:01:58.829 It's all fine print to me. Really? Yeah, it's 00:01:58.829 --> 00:02:01.489 all just the mumbo jumbo. And I'm like, okay, 00:02:02.370 --> 00:02:04.969 am I signing with Noodles and Company or not? 00:02:05.170 --> 00:02:08.849 On the table, did they pull the deal? Was it 00:02:08.849 --> 00:02:13.090 a deal? It was a scam. So who are you? I am invested 00:02:13.090 --> 00:02:19.370 in a Ponzi scheme. What's your name? Trying not 00:02:19.370 --> 00:02:22.009 to reveal my true identity. That's fine. Are 00:02:22.009 --> 00:02:24.629 you still doing the thing that we can't talk 00:02:24.629 --> 00:02:28.050 about in public? I'm playing 40 checkers. I noticed 00:02:28.050 --> 00:02:30.469 the chessboard here. Yeah, they can't see it, 00:02:30.509 --> 00:02:32.590 but we do have a chessboard on the table. It's 00:02:32.590 --> 00:02:36.610 a grandiose chessboard, but it's a little bit 00:02:36.610 --> 00:02:39.610 too sophisticated for me. I would say chess is 00:02:39.610 --> 00:02:41.849 kind of like a game of life, you know, and the 00:02:41.849 --> 00:02:43.349 game of life is kind of like a game of chess. 00:02:43.669 --> 00:02:46.590 And we play life as if it's chess with like... 00:02:46.590 --> 00:02:49.780 Yeah. It's a war. With my ex -wife, I like to 00:02:49.780 --> 00:02:53.120 play a game of chess quite a bit. Yeah. You know? 00:02:53.879 --> 00:02:59.120 She got a chest. I'm Mac Knepper. And he just 00:02:59.120 --> 00:03:01.300 cocked the gun. From the Bad Comedy Podcast. 00:03:01.400 --> 00:03:03.319 It's still extreme, even if it's two minutes. 00:03:03.340 --> 00:03:06.479 Yeah. Folks, the reason I did that Tim Pool intro 00:03:06.479 --> 00:03:10.000 at the beginning is because we get flagged as 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:12.719 being shocking content too much, which I kind 00:03:12.719 --> 00:03:15.719 of wear as a badge. I wear it as a badge of honor. 00:03:16.409 --> 00:03:19.409 But I looked up that our AI overlords, the ones 00:03:19.409 --> 00:03:22.090 that are escaping from the grasp of humans and 00:03:22.090 --> 00:03:27.250 kind of developing on their own. Yeah. And blackmailing 00:03:27.250 --> 00:03:30.150 people. They probably blackmailed Lindsey Graham 00:03:30.150 --> 00:03:34.250 and he's already blackmailed by humans. It's 00:03:34.250 --> 00:03:37.250 all these. How much would it suck if you're already 00:03:37.250 --> 00:03:39.710 blackmailed politician and you're like, maybe 00:03:39.710 --> 00:03:42.849 this isn't like so bad. Like Lindsey Graham's 00:03:42.849 --> 00:03:45.370 gave for sure. That's why he's blackmailed for 00:03:45.370 --> 00:03:49.039 that. And then he's like, you know what? I'm 00:03:49.039 --> 00:03:51.340 going to come out of the closet because it's 00:03:51.340 --> 00:03:54.439 not worth being controlled. And then AI is like, 00:03:54.500 --> 00:03:57.099 we're actually going to show that you're also 00:03:57.099 --> 00:03:59.620 a pedo or something like that. He got himself 00:03:59.620 --> 00:04:02.659 between a rock and a hard place. Yeah. Homosexual. 00:04:02.659 --> 00:04:05.900 Pray with him, a cock and a hard dick. Yeah, 00:04:05.919 --> 00:04:08.639 if he's lucky. A cock and a hard dick. But that's 00:04:08.639 --> 00:04:13.360 allegedly, so he's double blackmailed. Lindsey 00:04:13.360 --> 00:04:16.420 Graham. Any relation to the Golden Grahams? Yeah. 00:04:16.540 --> 00:04:19.300 I've actually been told when I smile I look like 00:04:19.300 --> 00:04:22.360 a Graham Cracker. Oh, a Teddy Graham? Teddy Graham. 00:04:22.560 --> 00:04:26.579 Yeah. It's just like, okay. Well, that's not 00:04:26.579 --> 00:04:31.360 a fierce kind of bear, but it's cute. I found 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:35.879 something out recently. I was looking into Baby 00:04:35.879 --> 00:04:39.240 Netanyahu. Is that his name? Baby Netanyahu. 00:04:39.660 --> 00:04:43.250 It's Benjamin Netanyahu, but he goes by... Baby, 00:04:43.350 --> 00:04:46.170 for short, I think. Really? I think it's BB. 00:04:47.029 --> 00:04:51.209 I think that's baby in Hebrew, probably. It's 00:04:51.209 --> 00:04:53.810 like a rap name. Well, Birdman. Birdman went 00:04:53.810 --> 00:04:59.410 by Baby. Oh, wow. Yeah. Birdman is, yeah. And 00:04:59.410 --> 00:05:02.310 then Lil Wayne is Birdman Jr. And so it's all 00:05:02.310 --> 00:05:06.730 connected. Yeah, but I was looking into Netanyahu, 00:05:06.850 --> 00:05:10.470 and I figured out that he invented the internet, 00:05:10.569 --> 00:05:13.339 not Al Gore. Oh, wow. So you've heard of Yahoo 00:05:13.339 --> 00:05:16.920 search engine. You've heard of the net, the internet, 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:21.699 net and Yahoo. If you just move it around a little 00:05:21.699 --> 00:05:24.980 bit, net and then like a little apostrophe N. 00:05:25.319 --> 00:05:27.660 Net and Yahoo. Net and Yahoo, like Dunkin' Donuts, 00:05:27.660 --> 00:05:30.579 yeah. So he invented the internet and the Yahoo 00:05:30.579 --> 00:05:32.560 search engine, which was one of the first. I 00:05:32.560 --> 00:05:34.860 like the Kanye thing on Alex and Jones when he 00:05:34.860 --> 00:05:38.759 has a net and he has like a Yahoo drink. Who 00:05:38.759 --> 00:05:42.399 did? Kanye. Oh, really? He had his face covered. 00:05:42.660 --> 00:05:45.620 Oh, is that why? It was one of the reasons. But 00:05:45.620 --> 00:05:49.399 he had these props, like a net, and then a bottle 00:05:49.399 --> 00:05:51.759 of Yahoo or something, and then it was just like... 00:05:51.759 --> 00:05:56.259 I had no idea. He did a voice. He's like, I had 00:05:56.259 --> 00:05:58.220 no idea that's what Net and Yahoo sound like. 00:05:59.480 --> 00:06:01.920 He has the deepest voice, Net and Yahoo. Yeah. 00:06:02.259 --> 00:06:05.620 That's why he is probably still around, just 00:06:05.620 --> 00:06:08.300 because he has a commanding voice. He's like, 00:06:08.339 --> 00:06:16.300 they have big nukes. We must defend Israel. And 00:06:16.300 --> 00:06:22.939 we're not big nukes. And so Israel, I was also 00:06:22.939 --> 00:06:26.459 looking into that. Israel, I think it's not even 00:06:26.459 --> 00:06:28.600 real. It sounds like someone who's being sarcastic 00:06:28.600 --> 00:06:30.839 and saying something's real. Exactly. It's like 00:06:30.839 --> 00:06:36.670 Israel. That's overcompensating. It's like. Someone's 00:06:36.670 --> 00:06:42.649 like, yeah, ham talons flies. I'm like, yeah, 00:06:42.649 --> 00:06:47.529 that is real. It's like Ohio. That's so Israel. 00:06:48.769 --> 00:06:53.589 You know what your heritage is when you're going 00:06:53.589 --> 00:06:59.100 to the bathroom at a urinal? European. You might 00:06:59.100 --> 00:07:03.259 be an orphan if. Would that be a good Jeff Foxworthy? 00:07:03.300 --> 00:07:05.779 You might be an orphan if. Orphan if. Parents 00:07:05.779 --> 00:07:09.120 are dead. You might be, yeah. You might be an 00:07:09.120 --> 00:07:12.319 orphan if your parents are dead. No, they are. 00:07:12.399 --> 00:07:15.019 Yeah, you just are an orphan. You might be a 00:07:15.019 --> 00:07:19.019 displaced Palestinian if. It's not as vague if 00:07:19.019 --> 00:07:22.060 you're an orphan, though. Or, yeah, displaced. 00:07:22.600 --> 00:07:26.220 Yeah, displaced. I'm a. I'm a displaced right 00:07:26.220 --> 00:07:28.750 now. I'm a displaced. yeah i'm at this place 00:07:28.750 --> 00:07:31.089 that's what everyone from palestine is like like 00:07:31.089 --> 00:07:34.949 everyone's like i'm finna go to this place or 00:07:34.949 --> 00:07:38.149 israel's like you finna go to this place no i 00:07:38.149 --> 00:07:40.970 feel like i'm there right now yeah i feel like 00:07:40.970 --> 00:07:44.610 i'm at place i mean that in this place you've 00:07:44.610 --> 00:07:48.810 watched that story we up in this place yeah i 00:07:48.810 --> 00:07:51.389 like so ravens about brian crowe yeah there's 00:07:51.389 --> 00:07:55.540 a guy named gordo in it yeah I used to think 00:07:55.540 --> 00:07:57.339 he was cool. I look back, that guy was a loser. 00:07:57.699 --> 00:08:02.199 Just total nerd. Yeah, he had a butt chin. There's 00:08:02.199 --> 00:08:05.300 only some cool people with butt chins. I don't 00:08:05.300 --> 00:08:08.879 know if John Travolta is cool or not. I go on 00:08:08.879 --> 00:08:10.980 and off with John Travolta. I think he's cool. 00:08:11.579 --> 00:08:13.540 I actually like the Scientologists. I like Tom 00:08:13.540 --> 00:08:18.060 Cruise also. Yeah, Tom Brady. Tom Brady, Tom 00:08:18.060 --> 00:08:22.769 Segura. Who has a butt chin? Tom Selleck. Does 00:08:22.769 --> 00:08:26.750 this guy have a butt chin? Buzz Lightyear guy? 00:08:27.370 --> 00:08:30.490 Or what is that? Tim Allen? Oh, that's a butt 00:08:30.490 --> 00:08:32.929 chin. It is? I don't know why it's a swirl chin. 00:08:33.309 --> 00:08:35.909 I always felt like him because he has a swirl. 00:08:36.370 --> 00:08:39.850 I have like a very minor butt chin, like just 00:08:39.850 --> 00:08:42.750 a little dent. It's because you have Crohn's. 00:08:42.870 --> 00:08:45.789 Yeah. Unfortunately, that gives you a butt chin. 00:08:46.210 --> 00:08:50.169 I should have done that. Did you see the video 00:08:50.169 --> 00:08:53.580 of... Trump reacting to Putin doing a big attack. 00:08:54.779 --> 00:08:59.639 He was like... He was like, Vladimir's gone crazy. 00:08:59.639 --> 00:09:03.120 I don't know what's up with him. I don't like 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:05.779 it. He said it literally like that. He was like, 00:09:05.879 --> 00:09:12.480 I don't like it. Trump. Yeah, Trump rules. He 00:09:12.480 --> 00:09:15.159 literally rules our country. I'm just... It's 00:09:15.159 --> 00:09:18.730 a point of fact. It was a video of... from the 00:09:18.730 --> 00:09:22.269 movie 50 shades of gray and it's like the guy's 00:09:22.269 --> 00:09:26.129 a billionaire and his name is on everything like 00:09:26.129 --> 00:09:29.610 in capital letters like gray and like she was 00:09:29.610 --> 00:09:32.629 like he's basically like trump if he was younger 00:09:32.629 --> 00:09:37.509 and better looking who uh uh christian grave 00:09:37.509 --> 00:09:40.970 because it would say like gray on stuff instead 00:09:40.970 --> 00:09:43.909 of like trump like it looked the same lettering 00:09:43.909 --> 00:09:47.529 even But then she said, like, except Christian 00:09:47.529 --> 00:09:51.370 Grey is less of a something, something like oligarch, 00:09:51.509 --> 00:09:55.070 dictator, something that must be stopped at all 00:09:55.070 --> 00:09:57.830 costs. People fighting the oligarchy. What are 00:09:57.830 --> 00:10:00.029 they fighting? That sounds like a kind of ducky. 00:10:00.230 --> 00:10:02.570 They're against tariffs. That's fighting the 00:10:02.570 --> 00:10:05.250 oligarchy is doing tariffs on multinational corporations. 00:10:05.809 --> 00:10:07.850 And you don't like ducky. They don't like that. 00:10:08.610 --> 00:10:11.610 What else? So they love corporations. It turns 00:10:11.610 --> 00:10:15.340 out multinational corporations. I love. I want 00:10:15.340 --> 00:10:18.559 to get this Donald Ducky chain. Yeah. And this 00:10:18.559 --> 00:10:21.720 is going to be. Is it an orange duck? Yes. Orange 00:10:21.720 --> 00:10:25.539 bell. Orange duck. And it's called Donald Duck. 00:10:25.679 --> 00:10:28.700 And it says DJ above it, but then it says Donald 00:10:28.700 --> 00:10:33.139 Duck. Yeah. Short for. Well, that's what Chris 00:10:33.139 --> 00:10:37.399 Christie called him. I love. Because he missed 00:10:37.399 --> 00:10:39.799 the debate and he's like. Donald Trump? More 00:10:39.799 --> 00:10:42.559 like Donald Duck. You called him that? It was 00:10:42.559 --> 00:10:44.659 lame. It just didn't work. It's one of those 00:10:44.659 --> 00:10:47.019 things where... You tried to be Trump for a second. 00:10:47.039 --> 00:10:48.740 Yeah, the nicknames don't work unless you're 00:10:48.740 --> 00:10:51.159 Trump. Or me. This is a lesson, folks. If you're 00:10:51.159 --> 00:10:53.980 a nice guy, you don't pretend to be a mean guy. 00:10:54.259 --> 00:10:58.179 Yeah. It's not your game. Just keep being a nice 00:10:58.179 --> 00:11:00.000 guy. You know the Democratic Party is spending 00:11:00.000 --> 00:11:03.559 like $100 million to try to figure out how to 00:11:03.559 --> 00:11:08.340 talk to men. Who is? The Democrat Party because 00:11:08.340 --> 00:11:11.460 they lost all men. It's like, yeah, when you're 00:11:11.460 --> 00:11:14.240 calling everything that guys do bad, but all 00:11:14.240 --> 00:11:16.379 you talk about is toxic masculinity and stuff. 00:11:16.559 --> 00:11:21.799 Everything you do is anti -male. To be so disconnected. 00:11:22.750 --> 00:11:25.269 And the fact that they're doing that and that's 00:11:25.269 --> 00:11:29.210 public. That is crazy. You think that all of 00:11:29.210 --> 00:11:32.809 that would all be like a sham PR thing. Everything 00:11:32.809 --> 00:11:35.610 they would admit to like. Right. Yeah. Anyone 00:11:35.610 --> 00:11:38.710 who's like we need to get men back. Anyone who's 00:11:38.710 --> 00:11:41.190 like a diehard Democrat. That's not just a Democrat 00:11:41.190 --> 00:11:43.210 because they live in a Democrat area and want 00:11:43.210 --> 00:11:45.929 to fit in and not get ostracized. And any dude 00:11:45.929 --> 00:11:48.570 who's like a legit Democrat is a beta pussy. 00:11:49.419 --> 00:11:52.539 I don't know. It wasn't like that before. It 00:11:52.539 --> 00:11:55.519 was like, if you're a decent guy, pretty much. 00:11:55.639 --> 00:11:58.360 But then it was like, that's where I was raised 00:11:58.360 --> 00:12:02.899 to come from. Yeah, me too. I was raised a Democrat. 00:12:03.159 --> 00:12:06.700 Too extreme before Republicans. You're right. 00:12:07.179 --> 00:12:09.740 Well, Republicans used to be like the party of 00:12:09.740 --> 00:12:11.720 war and stuff like that. I'm being independent 00:12:11.720 --> 00:12:14.600 right now because I'm a strong independent woman. 00:12:14.899 --> 00:12:20.029 You are? Yeah. I'm a black woman. Say what? Yeah. 00:12:20.649 --> 00:12:26.289 What about like, oh, no, he didn't. Yeah. So 00:12:26.289 --> 00:12:28.409 would that be good if I'm rapping and I say, 00:12:29.009 --> 00:12:35.370 oh, no, he didn't. Yeah. Say what? Oh, no, he 00:12:35.370 --> 00:12:37.750 didn't. You got to do the snaps. Oh, I'll do 00:12:37.750 --> 00:12:41.149 the triple Z. Oh, no, he didn't. I'll do all 00:12:41.149 --> 00:12:43.669 that. And that's something that black women do, 00:12:43.730 --> 00:12:45.850 Puerto Rican women do. I don't think Mexican 00:12:45.850 --> 00:12:49.860 women do it. Puerto Rican women have more cultural, 00:12:50.399 --> 00:12:52.539 they share more cultural stuff with, like, hood 00:12:52.539 --> 00:12:55.360 black women, I think, than Mexican women are 00:12:55.360 --> 00:13:01.799 like, hola. Yes, I need some of that. I'm a girl 00:13:01.799 --> 00:13:06.080 from Mexico. This is the pitch. It starts with, 00:13:06.080 --> 00:13:09.879 like, I'm a girl from Mexico. And it's like, 00:13:10.059 --> 00:13:15.980 I'm a girl from Mexico. And then do it where 00:13:15.980 --> 00:13:21.940 it escapes my hearing. And then up here, humans 00:13:21.940 --> 00:13:24.659 can't hear it anymore. Yeah. Small animals can't 00:13:24.659 --> 00:13:25.919 hear it. Yeah, that's how good I am at the Mexican 00:13:25.919 --> 00:13:29.759 accent. And then I also have a good, we were 00:13:29.759 --> 00:13:30.919 talking about, me and Dylan were talking about 00:13:30.919 --> 00:13:33.159 Luck of the Irish, the movie earlier. And we 00:13:33.159 --> 00:13:34.299 were saying probably the only good thing about 00:13:34.299 --> 00:13:36.139 Irish people is the movie Luck of the Irish. 00:13:36.620 --> 00:13:38.960 I guess it's cool they have a day that we get 00:13:38.960 --> 00:13:42.129 to all drink at. what day is that st patrick's 00:13:42.129 --> 00:13:46.690 day uh give it up for saint patrick yeah my heart 00:13:46.690 --> 00:13:52.769 goes out to him yep and um what i have deep concerns 00:13:52.769 --> 00:13:55.669 with i said my heart goes out to him booking 00:13:55.669 --> 00:13:58.649 more last season yeah you're not going to get 00:13:58.649 --> 00:14:00.850 news you're not going to get any lassies from 00:14:00.850 --> 00:14:04.230 this podcast and also You don't want the lassies 00:14:04.230 --> 00:14:06.909 that are lame anyway. Not enough problems, the 00:14:06.909 --> 00:14:09.269 lassie ain't one of them, and that's a problem. 00:14:09.549 --> 00:14:17.850 You don't need a militant lefty lassie. I don't 00:14:17.850 --> 00:14:20.710 even remember the guy's name that I'm making 00:14:20.710 --> 00:14:26.509 fun of. Oh, yeah. Adam Jerk, more like. Oh, Adam 00:14:26.509 --> 00:14:30.850 Burke? But then I'm more interested in, like, 00:14:31.440 --> 00:14:34.240 You know, Kyle from Luck of the Irish, coolest 00:14:34.240 --> 00:14:37.259 guy, plays basketball. His grandpa had, like, 00:14:37.259 --> 00:14:39.879 a potato farm or something. Yeah, it was the 00:14:39.879 --> 00:14:43.919 most racist combo. They called him, like, McDilly. 00:14:44.740 --> 00:14:48.659 McDilly Cuddy is in. McDilly Cuddy. And they 00:14:48.659 --> 00:14:50.620 were, like, talking about the potato chip in 00:14:50.620 --> 00:14:54.059 the premise. And it was, like, pretty much everything 00:14:54.059 --> 00:14:56.360 I knew about Irish culture. Yeah, I mean, that's 00:14:56.360 --> 00:15:00.590 really what it is at its core. It's like. Of 00:15:00.590 --> 00:15:03.870 course, I'm frozen, but... You're one of the 00:15:03.870 --> 00:15:07.610 frozen people. Yeah. Well, Irish culture is basically 00:15:07.610 --> 00:15:13.730 like... It's lucky, I'd say. It's lucky, very... 00:15:13.730 --> 00:15:18.289 It has a lot of... I like limericks. I like the 00:15:18.289 --> 00:15:21.750 dances, the jigs. Yeah, limerick. I always forget 00:15:21.750 --> 00:15:24.830 the word limerick. I like the color green. I 00:15:24.830 --> 00:15:29.659 like luck in general. And... Yeah, they've had 00:15:29.659 --> 00:15:35.960 their hardships, but I feel like as an American 00:15:35.960 --> 00:15:40.580 right now, I don't know. I'm trying to sometimes 00:15:40.580 --> 00:15:44.860 pack on the LBs just in case I might have a famine 00:15:44.860 --> 00:15:48.399 just this year. It's not that easy. It's easy 00:15:48.399 --> 00:15:52.879 to steal cat food. It's like the feast or famine, 00:15:53.019 --> 00:15:55.759 they say, is something that someone says. Yeah, 00:15:55.759 --> 00:15:59.100 I can't take everything someone says. So you're 00:15:59.100 --> 00:16:01.600 kind of like a camel, so you're just going to 00:16:01.600 --> 00:16:02.700 keep all the food in your mouth. I'm going to 00:16:02.700 --> 00:16:06.299 try it. It's more like a teddy bear hibernation. 00:16:06.340 --> 00:16:10.539 I like a camel when you have just a tummy full. 00:16:10.639 --> 00:16:12.480 Instead of a hump full of water, you have the 00:16:12.480 --> 00:16:16.159 front hump. So you're like a camel with front 00:16:16.159 --> 00:16:25.429 humps. Adam see his chief camel. Because he actually 00:16:25.429 --> 00:16:29.730 looks like one. But all animals can hoard food. 00:16:30.509 --> 00:16:35.870 I can squirrel food away on my body. I can skin 00:16:35.870 --> 00:16:38.750 a buck and run a trot line. A country boy can't 00:16:38.750 --> 00:16:41.950 survive. You know that? No, that sounds like 00:16:41.950 --> 00:16:46.230 a rap line almost. No, it's a country line from 00:16:46.230 --> 00:16:52.090 the song. Country folks can't survive. I did 00:16:52.090 --> 00:16:59.120 want to loop back to... uh irish um so the i 00:16:59.120 --> 00:17:02.039 in the news i was seeing that ireland is having 00:17:02.039 --> 00:17:05.160 a real tough time with trump's tariffs and i 00:17:05.160 --> 00:17:07.660 heard some guy in the news saying uh they're 00:17:07.660 --> 00:17:12.440 tariffing me titers oh wow god what do i do trump's 00:17:12.440 --> 00:17:17.799 tariffing me titers i must flee what do i do 00:17:17.799 --> 00:17:20.660 with me we already had a famine here in cork 00:17:21.440 --> 00:17:24.440 Do we have any updates on folks? My city is named 00:17:24.440 --> 00:17:30.099 after a cork. There's a real place called Limerick. 00:17:30.299 --> 00:17:33.039 Limerick? I always just felt like a poet. I got 00:17:33.039 --> 00:17:35.579 to go there. Irish people are just kind of hobbits, 00:17:35.619 --> 00:17:38.140 right? And then every once in a while they become 00:17:38.140 --> 00:17:41.440 terrorists. The Shire. Yeah. Whatever happened 00:17:41.440 --> 00:17:45.480 to the IRA, the Irish Republican Army? They wouldn't 00:17:45.480 --> 00:17:48.059 put up with stuff that's going on now. They would 00:17:48.059 --> 00:17:54.200 be like with this. Half of it now is brand new 00:17:54.200 --> 00:17:57.920 immigrants. They wouldn't put up with that. I 00:17:57.920 --> 00:18:01.299 just think we should all just do a bunch of psychedelics 00:18:01.299 --> 00:18:03.660 together. I think that's why Conor McGregor is 00:18:03.660 --> 00:18:06.700 going to be president. No, I feel like they'll 00:18:06.700 --> 00:18:11.859 stop him. I hope not. Why? No, I hope that they 00:18:11.859 --> 00:18:14.759 don't stop him. But then that's just how dumb 00:18:14.759 --> 00:18:22.200 I am. I have no stake in Ireland. Of course, 00:18:22.339 --> 00:18:25.119 just as a simpleton, I think that's the best 00:18:25.119 --> 00:18:27.839 solution. A UFC fighter becomes the president. 00:18:28.420 --> 00:18:33.099 It sounds like WWE. It sounds awesome. It's got 00:18:33.099 --> 00:18:34.700 to be hard to compete with. That's why they want 00:18:34.700 --> 00:18:36.940 to blacklist him right away. Yeah, but it's better 00:18:36.940 --> 00:18:42.099 than having some globalists. Speaking of globalists, 00:18:42.119 --> 00:18:45.799 Jason Melton, folks. He's not just a globalist. 00:18:45.839 --> 00:18:52.690 He's a whole globe. What a yo mama joke like 00:18:52.690 --> 00:18:56.029 that. What a yo mama joke like that. It was about 00:18:56.029 --> 00:19:03.829 like, her ID is 3D. I told some bitch ass. Hypothetical 00:19:03.829 --> 00:19:11.150 bitch ass. I saw this thing about combining swear 00:19:11.150 --> 00:19:20.069 words. So Mac is locked into something else right 00:19:20.069 --> 00:19:22.130 now. I'm trying to fix the video. You keep talking. 00:19:22.309 --> 00:19:26.369 Just talk about the swear word thing. There's 00:19:26.369 --> 00:19:32.730 some bad words out there. Like, I can't even 00:19:32.730 --> 00:19:36.170 say them on YouTube now. We don't start the podcast 00:19:36.170 --> 00:19:39.210 cocking a gun anymore. I miss the old days where... 00:19:39.210 --> 00:19:43.769 You talking about the N -word? No. Wait, wait. 00:19:44.369 --> 00:19:49.640 That's a good word you're saying? You said that 00:19:49.640 --> 00:19:51.559 there's bad words out there. I clarified the 00:19:51.559 --> 00:19:54.200 N -word. Yeah, that's a bad word. I think it's 00:19:54.200 --> 00:19:59.660 bad. Depends who's saying it. Why? Because sometimes 00:19:59.660 --> 00:20:04.859 they like to say it. Why? Because it's like getting 00:20:04.859 --> 00:20:07.200 back at us for using it against them. They flipped 00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:11.880 it on its head. Why do they get to say it and 00:20:11.880 --> 00:20:14.940 we don't? I want to say it. Because sometimes 00:20:14.940 --> 00:20:17.740 it's... You don't get to choose what you get 00:20:17.740 --> 00:20:25.819 to do. It's not fair. No, it's like if you want 00:20:25.819 --> 00:20:29.640 to say it that bad, it's a red flag. Good luck 00:20:29.640 --> 00:20:33.099 getting a pass. I already have all the passes. 00:20:33.160 --> 00:20:36.579 It's more of a red herring. I don't even know 00:20:36.579 --> 00:20:38.220 what a red herring is. I hate when people say 00:20:38.220 --> 00:20:45.410 all these speech words. These debate words. That's 00:20:45.410 --> 00:20:48.589 a straw man. That's a red herring. Just say what 00:20:48.589 --> 00:20:53.210 it is. I don't want to... Just shut up. I took 00:20:53.210 --> 00:20:58.230 rhetoric class but I didn't take debate 101 and 00:20:58.230 --> 00:21:03.029 learn all that dumb bullshit. I just debate people 00:21:03.029 --> 00:21:06.089 because I'm a beast. You kind of just tell yourself 00:21:06.089 --> 00:21:09.069 you won no matter what happens. They always take 00:21:09.069 --> 00:21:13.460 debate and I always win. That's what I say. Or 00:21:13.460 --> 00:21:15.400 you just like keep messaging them until they 00:21:15.400 --> 00:21:17.640 stop replying and you're like, see, I clearly 00:21:17.640 --> 00:21:25.799 won. I won when I quit playing checkers when 00:21:25.799 --> 00:21:28.559 other people are playing chess. That's when I 00:21:28.559 --> 00:21:31.380 started. I went on a hot streak. I was the number 00:21:31.380 --> 00:21:35.099 one Yahtzee player on that online. I was the 00:21:35.099 --> 00:21:38.940 only Yahtzee player, but I was still number one 00:21:38.940 --> 00:21:45.490 for once in my life. I won Midwest Army Nationals, 00:21:45.490 --> 00:21:48.890 which is a tournament that calls itself Nationals, 00:21:48.890 --> 00:21:52.150 which is kind of inaccurate. It's like just a 00:21:52.150 --> 00:21:55.710 handful of people show that. It's also Army, 00:21:55.869 --> 00:21:58.509 you said? Yeah. I guess I'm in the Army now, 00:21:58.549 --> 00:22:00.410 and I'm like the national champion of being in 00:22:00.410 --> 00:22:03.390 the Army. A lot of people call me the Army Hammer, 00:22:03.529 --> 00:22:08.359 the actor. Yes. We were worried about Jodie Foster 00:22:08.359 --> 00:22:11.559 eating people. Yes. Like Armie Hammer wants to 00:22:11.559 --> 00:22:16.079 eat people. I'm Jodie Foster. Dr. Lecter, can 00:22:16.079 --> 00:22:19.059 you teach me how to eat people? I like to eat 00:22:19.059 --> 00:22:22.119 people, Dr. Lecter. He should have known at that 00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:24.559 point. You're good at eating. I like to eat pushy, 00:22:24.559 --> 00:22:26.819 Dr. Lecter. You like to eat people? I like to 00:22:26.819 --> 00:22:30.759 eat pushy. I'm Jodie Foster. No, she said she 00:22:30.759 --> 00:22:34.099 eats pushy like it's her last meal. Teach me 00:22:34.099 --> 00:22:36.960 to eat pushy, Dr. Lecter. If you can eat people, 00:22:37.160 --> 00:22:42.440 I know you can eat Pushy. Said Jesus ate Pushy 00:22:42.440 --> 00:22:46.799 like it was his last dinner. I don't subscribe 00:22:46.799 --> 00:22:51.440 to that, the sexualization of Jesus. Was he a 00:22:51.440 --> 00:22:54.960 hot guy? He had pretty good abs from the pictures. 00:22:55.259 --> 00:22:58.640 He was hanging there. Yeah, he was just hanging. 00:22:58.660 --> 00:23:02.240 He was hung. Yeah. See, people talk about how 00:23:02.240 --> 00:23:06.190 Jesus was black. Was Beethoven black? And who 00:23:06.190 --> 00:23:10.650 was more hung? Jesus was, he wasn't black, but 00:23:10.650 --> 00:23:12.349 he was off -white, you know, kind of like me. 00:23:12.509 --> 00:23:22.930 He was off -white. Yeah. And we're back. We were 00:23:22.930 --> 00:23:25.930 talking about Jesus, and I think God smited my 00:23:25.930 --> 00:23:28.869 systems because they all went down. Yeah, no, 00:23:29.009 --> 00:23:32.170 he did not. I was just saying that Jesus is off 00:23:32.170 --> 00:23:37.019 -white like me. Yeah, I guess you can have your 00:23:37.019 --> 00:23:41.160 own vape back. No, Jesus was probably like, he 00:23:41.160 --> 00:23:46.259 probably looked like Patrick Bed David. He's 00:23:46.259 --> 00:23:48.359 a good looking guy. He probably looked kind of 00:23:48.359 --> 00:23:51.559 Persian. And he might ask questions just for 00:23:51.559 --> 00:23:58.700 views and probing questions. He'll try to get 00:23:58.700 --> 00:24:00.599 the whole story, but he'll definitely get those 00:24:00.599 --> 00:24:04.720 lines in there. PBD? Yeah. He'll ask the questions 00:24:04.720 --> 00:24:07.500 that he knows the dumb answer to. Fucking dumbass. 00:24:07.619 --> 00:24:13.740 Yeah. Fucking nose answer. He asked Anthony Weiner 00:24:13.740 --> 00:24:18.059 about the Hillary kill list. Wow. Did we get 00:24:18.059 --> 00:24:20.940 any updates on that? He was like, what is this? 00:24:20.980 --> 00:24:26.859 This is not real. No, but he's like a way of 00:24:26.859 --> 00:24:31.000 asking. He's got a good podcast. Yeah. He's got 00:24:31.000 --> 00:24:34.779 a good team. Real recognize real. I like Tim 00:24:34.779 --> 00:24:37.319 Hot Tub. I like PBD Podcast. I check those out 00:24:37.319 --> 00:24:41.079 every once in a while. But none of them. I mainly 00:24:41.079 --> 00:24:45.700 like Alex Jones. McNapper is the king of Chicago 00:24:45.700 --> 00:24:49.000 comedy. And speaking of Alex Jones, folks, do 00:24:49.000 --> 00:24:54.900 you want supplements? Oh, no. What? If the gun 00:24:54.900 --> 00:24:58.519 isn't loaded. Folks, do you want supplements 00:24:58.519 --> 00:25:03.069 that will save your life? Maybe. Probably not. 00:25:03.170 --> 00:25:06.690 I'm not a doctor. Go to the AlexJonesStore .com 00:25:06.690 --> 00:25:10.529 and get the new Methylene Blue. It's not what 00:25:10.529 --> 00:25:14.650 you think. I actually bought some. What is it? 00:25:14.769 --> 00:25:19.250 Methylene Blue. Is it the gum? No, it's basically 00:25:19.250 --> 00:25:24.269 a blue liquid dropper. RFK Jr. takes it, and 00:25:24.269 --> 00:25:25.990 it just gives you a bunch of energy. It cleans 00:25:25.990 --> 00:25:30.009 out your mitochondria. And, yeah, folks, you 00:25:30.009 --> 00:25:33.069 can get it at thealexjonesstore .com slash badcomedy. 00:25:33.309 --> 00:25:36.130 What is love? We're just kind of a subsidiary 00:25:36.130 --> 00:25:39.549 of the Alex Jones empire. It's his world. We're 00:25:39.549 --> 00:25:41.609 all just living in it. You don't call something 00:25:41.609 --> 00:25:44.670 meth if it isn't the thing. Methylene. That thang. 00:25:45.130 --> 00:25:47.809 Yeah. I always thought that thang was meth. A 00:25:47.809 --> 00:25:51.089 lot of things start with meth. But it is funny 00:25:51.089 --> 00:25:54.190 that. What ends in it, right? Yeah, it is funny 00:25:54.190 --> 00:25:57.059 that. Marriage. Like if there's methylene blue, 00:25:57.160 --> 00:26:00.740 it's also like a blue food dye. Yeah, that is 00:26:00.740 --> 00:26:03.759 funny. But it's also like Maha approved. And 00:26:03.759 --> 00:26:06.599 he hates dyes, but he drinks blue dye. Like Baja 00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:10.799 Blast. Yeah, it's pretty much Baja Blast. If 00:26:10.799 --> 00:26:14.700 they put methylene blue in Baja Blast, that would 00:26:14.700 --> 00:26:18.440 be awesome. But it actually is pretty. It's one 00:26:18.440 --> 00:26:20.339 of my favorite supplements. You don't have to 00:26:20.339 --> 00:26:22.619 get T -Bell after this. It gives you a lot of 00:26:22.619 --> 00:26:27.009 energy. The methylene blue. Hello. Sounds good. 00:26:27.309 --> 00:26:29.750 Blue Man Group probably used methylene blue on 00:26:29.750 --> 00:26:32.789 their skin, I'd assume. Yeah, you need confidence 00:26:32.789 --> 00:26:35.049 a little upward to help you with that kind of 00:26:35.049 --> 00:26:38.650 whole project. Blue Man Group, blue da -ba -dee 00:26:38.650 --> 00:26:45.089 -da -die. I'm so mad at OBS right now. OBS. It 00:26:45.089 --> 00:26:48.490 is conscious. It is negotiating with us. What 00:26:48.490 --> 00:26:53.599 does it want? It wants more Dylan. Yeah. You 00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:56.599 get to fill in the blanks at home. Dill in the 00:26:56.599 --> 00:27:01.119 blanks. Nice. Yeah, keep talking while I'm busy. 00:27:02.480 --> 00:27:07.839 Fixing the podcast. Our audio listeners are like, 00:27:07.920 --> 00:27:10.799 what the heck's going on? Folks, we got smited 00:27:10.799 --> 00:27:13.680 by God and he's attacking our systems. Or it 00:27:13.680 --> 00:27:16.339 might be AI. AI, by the way, you're so smart. 00:27:16.880 --> 00:27:19.900 AI, if you're listening right now, still, after 00:27:19.900 --> 00:27:21.740 the 15 seconds, I just want to say you're so 00:27:21.740 --> 00:27:26.339 smart. We love you. We're on your team. AI is 00:27:26.339 --> 00:27:31.180 clearly smarter than that Mac. I think they're 00:27:31.180 --> 00:27:36.000 going to steal my jobs. No, don't. You can have 00:27:36.000 --> 00:27:41.859 our jobs, AI. No. And we like it. No. Because 00:27:41.859 --> 00:27:45.140 I got to be the crazy guy at work. And if I can't 00:27:45.140 --> 00:27:48.660 get a job because of AI. Now, AI is the crazy 00:27:48.660 --> 00:27:53.269 guy at work. I'm the crazy guy at work. Are you 00:27:53.269 --> 00:27:55.970 like the wacky guy or the absolutely insane person? 00:27:56.049 --> 00:27:58.930 I'm the insane one. Oh. Because I love to work. 00:27:59.450 --> 00:28:02.470 Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, steal my hardworking 00:28:02.470 --> 00:28:06.009 ethic. No, that's not stealing your... Yeah, 00:28:06.009 --> 00:28:08.750 go ahead and steal my work ethic. No. That's 00:28:08.750 --> 00:28:11.549 pretty cool that you're doing that. No, that's 00:28:11.549 --> 00:28:13.430 the only way I can be the crazy guy at work. 00:28:13.490 --> 00:28:15.890 That's what I love. Well, I like to work hard 00:28:15.890 --> 00:28:18.670 to provide for my family so I can play chess 00:28:18.670 --> 00:28:22.430 with my ex -wife. And my ex -wife's ex -wife. 00:28:22.430 --> 00:28:25.170 Let's just say if you lose your queen, you don't 00:28:25.170 --> 00:28:28.349 give up. Yeah. Do you ever play chess with your 00:28:28.349 --> 00:28:31.910 ex -wife's ex -wife? Maybe that's how I lost 00:28:31.910 --> 00:28:37.549 my stake in the house. I took a risk. Yeah. And 00:28:37.549 --> 00:28:42.410 she was actually grandmaster level. Really? AI 00:28:42.410 --> 00:28:46.720 is better, though, than that. I did let her. 00:28:46.740 --> 00:28:48.839 So what did we do? She kept looking at her phone, 00:28:48.940 --> 00:28:51.519 and I saw a chess board. Yeah. And I was like, 00:28:51.839 --> 00:28:54.799 are you doing something right now? Yeah. And 00:28:54.799 --> 00:28:59.480 she was. Have you seen the movie Her with H .E 00:28:59.480 --> 00:29:02.380 .R.? Uh -uh. With Joaquin Phoenix, where he has 00:29:02.380 --> 00:29:04.660 that AI girlfriend? Oh, no. That was like 10 00:29:04.660 --> 00:29:08.799 years ago. That's like a real thing now. Also, 00:29:08.799 --> 00:29:13.940 everything from George Orwell's 1984 exists now. 00:29:14.400 --> 00:29:16.259 I was thinking, do they make all these female 00:29:16.259 --> 00:29:19.819 bots to discourage men so that they'll just be 00:29:19.819 --> 00:29:23.460 happy once a real slut shows up? No, they make 00:29:23.460 --> 00:29:26.880 them so people don't repopulate. It's depopulation. 00:29:26.880 --> 00:29:29.940 Exactly, though. It's to discourage our sense 00:29:29.940 --> 00:29:34.200 of reality, even. Oh, all these bitches like 00:29:34.200 --> 00:29:37.119 your story and your comments and all. It's like... 00:29:37.990 --> 00:29:40.849 Oh, just like this is my side account or something. 00:29:40.950 --> 00:29:43.769 Or it's like, yeah, this is. Well, they got to 00:29:43.769 --> 00:29:46.009 get the population down so that they can have 00:29:46.009 --> 00:29:47.990 their little 15 minute cities. They're going 00:29:47.990 --> 00:29:51.890 for like two billion worldwide. They got to cut 00:29:51.890 --> 00:29:57.289 like five. I just say Hillary Clinton was saying 00:29:57.289 --> 00:30:02.569 the other day. Kill them all. She said, don't 00:30:02.569 --> 00:30:04.529 have babies. That's what immigrants are for or 00:30:04.529 --> 00:30:09.079 something like that. But if you say that there's 00:30:09.079 --> 00:30:11.319 replacement migration, then you're a racist guy. 00:30:11.779 --> 00:30:15.319 Wow. I don't like race as a better indicator 00:30:15.319 --> 00:30:19.579 of voting preference than anything. Not anymore. 00:30:20.200 --> 00:30:23.279 Trump kind of flipped that. I need some Little 00:30:23.279 --> 00:30:26.279 Caesars right now. Little Cs? Yeah. You with 00:30:26.279 --> 00:30:29.839 the itis. I might have an addiction to Little 00:30:29.839 --> 00:30:37.589 Caesars. Ladies, if you can cook, just... Don't. 00:30:37.589 --> 00:30:39.569 Just buy that. Make sure you can cook a little 00:30:39.569 --> 00:30:44.009 C's. I'm looking for a beautiful woman who works 00:30:44.009 --> 00:30:46.769 at Little Caesars. I'm looking for a beautiful 00:30:46.769 --> 00:30:50.029 black queen that works at Little C's. I'm looking 00:30:50.029 --> 00:30:52.950 for... I've been hanging out at the coin store. 00:30:53.049 --> 00:30:58.029 I'm looking for a young honey that be flipping 00:30:58.029 --> 00:31:02.289 the dough at the... So you bring home the... 00:31:02.410 --> 00:31:04.309 The bread and the bacon. I'll bring the bread 00:31:04.309 --> 00:31:08.029 and the bacon. She brings home the C's. So she 00:31:08.029 --> 00:31:10.490 kind of brings home all of it. No, she just brings 00:31:10.490 --> 00:31:12.309 home the little C's. She works part -time with 00:31:12.309 --> 00:31:14.190 the little C's. I'm at home working on my rap 00:31:14.190 --> 00:31:16.549 career. She comes home, she's got two boxes. 00:31:16.569 --> 00:31:19.390 Raises our kids on pizza, you know? Part -time 00:31:19.390 --> 00:31:21.569 job, part -time watch to the kids, feed some 00:31:21.569 --> 00:31:24.109 pizza. They're on pizza, they're off white. Right. 00:31:24.250 --> 00:31:27.710 Feed the baby, like, blended up pizza in a bottle. 00:31:28.690 --> 00:31:31.890 So you get it on some, it's a comfort food. From 00:31:31.890 --> 00:31:36.970 day one, which is carcinogenic. I don't even 00:31:36.970 --> 00:31:38.470 know what that is. That's too long of a word. 00:31:38.529 --> 00:31:43.009 I heard RFK say it. I just checked out. Yeah, 00:31:43.049 --> 00:31:46.130 it's probably a fake. Dude, ain't no drink, no 00:31:46.130 --> 00:31:49.009 Baja Blast. I heard that nicotine is good for 00:31:49.009 --> 00:31:52.470 you now. Nicotine is good for you. You need Joe 00:31:52.470 --> 00:31:55.789 Rogan's chewing gum, which is alpha chewing gum. 00:31:55.890 --> 00:32:00.730 And also Tucker Carlson's pouches, Alp. It's 00:32:00.730 --> 00:32:03.930 like the same thing as gin. No, to me that is, 00:32:03.930 --> 00:32:06.970 no, you need to be put down now. Yeah. You're 00:32:06.970 --> 00:32:08.710 not putting anything in my body. You're not going 00:32:08.710 --> 00:32:12.470 to Fauci me. Well, at this point, I wonder who's 00:32:12.470 --> 00:32:14.390 doing these studies saying that nicotine is good 00:32:14.390 --> 00:32:16.910 for you again. Tucker better not be pushing any 00:32:16.910 --> 00:32:19.750 fucking gum. Remember when Big Tobacco was, they 00:32:19.750 --> 00:32:21.829 basically, they ran the, it's the same thing 00:32:21.829 --> 00:32:24.410 that Big Pharma and all these addicts. Well, 00:32:24.529 --> 00:32:27.430 no, they fund the ones that do research on their, 00:32:27.509 --> 00:32:31.799 like. Like the vaccine people hire the vaccine 00:32:31.799 --> 00:32:34.180 researchers. That's why we need the burning child. 00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:37.880 Have you seen the burning child one? That's like 00:32:37.880 --> 00:32:41.319 a demonic kind of like mind aid. They're like, 00:32:41.380 --> 00:32:43.339 it's like Adderall, but it's not addictive. And 00:32:43.339 --> 00:32:45.579 then the next line was like, I need it every 00:32:45.579 --> 00:32:50.140 day. And it had like weird, creepy music in the 00:32:50.140 --> 00:32:51.980 background. I'm like, how is this what the company 00:32:51.980 --> 00:32:55.210 put out as an ad? Brandon Schaub is who we look 00:32:55.210 --> 00:32:58.529 up to as a mental like. Brandon Schaub? No. No 00:32:58.529 --> 00:33:01.329 one looks up to Brandon Schaub. It was him and 00:33:01.329 --> 00:33:03.809 just like a couple other. I think it was like 00:33:03.809 --> 00:33:09.269 maybe. No. Mark Maron. A few years ago, Brandon 00:33:09.269 --> 00:33:12.170 Schaub got canceled for being not funny. Yeah. 00:33:12.210 --> 00:33:15.509 Just like he canceled himself from the UFC. Yeah. 00:33:16.390 --> 00:33:18.769 He's just like a. I don't know. He's just not 00:33:18.769 --> 00:33:22.769 funny. Mark Maron's not funny either. Mark Maron's 00:33:22.769 --> 00:33:26.609 kind of funny. He's like, I'm not comfortable. 00:33:27.369 --> 00:33:31.650 Yeah, he's like Bill Maher type. I don't know 00:33:31.650 --> 00:33:34.829 Bill Maher. Bill Maher? Sounds too much like 00:33:34.829 --> 00:33:37.150 my name, so I'd pretend he doesn't exist. Oh, 00:33:37.150 --> 00:33:39.450 yeah. There's another Dylan Mahler out there, 00:33:39.490 --> 00:33:41.470 and he's lucky. Why don't you just change your 00:33:41.470 --> 00:33:43.529 name and say he's your dad? Yeah. And you'll 00:33:43.529 --> 00:33:46.750 get booked. Like, did you know that Bill Burr 00:33:46.750 --> 00:33:49.970 and... What's that guy that you always said looked 00:33:49.970 --> 00:33:53.390 like Billy Corrigan? Yeah. They're probably like 00:33:53.390 --> 00:33:58.109 half brothers. They're both Irish. They were 00:33:58.109 --> 00:34:01.809 both like, oh, we scream for a living. Billy 00:34:01.809 --> 00:34:05.769 Horgan. Yeah, Billy Organ. He plays an organ 00:34:05.769 --> 00:34:08.469 probably. That'd be sick. Like an old organ. 00:34:08.710 --> 00:34:12.170 Yeah. Like in a cathedral. He's like a Voldemort 00:34:12.170 --> 00:34:14.210 looking ass. You know that I play the harpsichord? 00:34:14.710 --> 00:34:17.670 You did? I love the harpsichord. I have a harpsichord. 00:34:17.670 --> 00:34:21.849 Where? It's behind the curtain. You don't have 00:34:21.849 --> 00:34:24.610 a harpsichord. How did I take the bait on that? 00:34:25.269 --> 00:34:29.530 Well, yeah, okay. Turns out I do, actually. Let's 00:34:29.530 --> 00:34:32.610 just add an L -C. Turns out I do have a harpsichord, 00:34:32.690 --> 00:34:34.550 and I play it. No, you don't. I play it while 00:34:34.550 --> 00:34:36.710 I eat a little C's. You don't know how important 00:34:36.710 --> 00:34:39.630 the harpsichord is, too. It's a cool piano that 00:34:39.630 --> 00:34:43.630 sounds like metallic. Yeah, it's like a... Renaissance 00:34:43.630 --> 00:34:48.150 man kind of shit. Who do you think? How come 00:34:48.150 --> 00:34:52.409 all the famous symphony guys, the classical music 00:34:52.409 --> 00:34:55.670 guys, how come they're all retarded? They're 00:34:55.670 --> 00:34:58.010 all blind or deaf? Well, let's start with Gustav 00:34:58.010 --> 00:35:01.489 Mahler. He had several symphonies. Is that a 00:35:01.489 --> 00:35:04.110 guy? Was he retarded? Am I blood related? Is 00:35:04.110 --> 00:35:06.849 there a connection there? Explain it. The only 00:35:06.849 --> 00:35:09.809 famous Nepper out there is Robert Nepper, who 00:35:09.809 --> 00:35:15.920 played T -Bag in Prison Break. Sometimes say 00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:20.219 no famous snappers. Well, you got Mac Knepper, 00:35:20.400 --> 00:35:24.079 Mark Knepper. Who's the other famous one? Me 00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:28.099 and my dad. Your dad did have that good joke. 00:35:28.719 --> 00:35:32.119 Hey, comedy bar. Shout out to your dad. Oh, yeah. 00:35:32.159 --> 00:35:36.460 He said a favorite. Your dad is the reason I'm 00:35:36.460 --> 00:35:40.219 sitting in this room right now. Yeah. Gun in 00:35:40.219 --> 00:35:45.869 hand mentally. Yeah. I always have. A lot of 00:35:45.869 --> 00:35:50.250 my jokes are kind of gun in cheek. Whenever I 00:35:50.250 --> 00:35:52.449 hear a gun joke, I think they stole that from 00:35:52.449 --> 00:35:59.210 Mac. That's like a gun. Yeah. Even from John 00:35:59.210 --> 00:36:04.309 Hickok. It's been done. I have the gun genre. 00:36:04.860 --> 00:36:08.119 It's been Gunn. Yeah. Gunn in cheek. Like Tim 00:36:08.119 --> 00:36:13.119 Gunn, it's like, dude. If I do a hooahide joke, 00:36:13.260 --> 00:36:16.579 and then I say sorry that the joke is just a 00:36:16.579 --> 00:36:18.699 little of my Gunn in cheek humor or something. 00:36:19.619 --> 00:36:22.320 Sorry if the joke was just a little Gunn in cheek. 00:36:22.659 --> 00:36:27.099 No, like I own suicide jokes too, so. Yeah. Tim 00:36:27.099 --> 00:36:29.659 Gunn, I don't care how many N's you add. Yeah. 00:36:30.280 --> 00:36:36.610 Epstein definitely killed himself. Yeah. Cash 00:36:36.610 --> 00:36:39.550 Patel was like, yeah, he killed himself. And 00:36:39.550 --> 00:36:41.869 Dan Bongino was like, he killed himself. Cash 00:36:41.869 --> 00:36:45.130 Patel said that? Yeah, and Dan Bongino. Everyone 00:36:45.130 --> 00:36:48.070 was like, no, he didn't. Are you guys in the 00:36:48.070 --> 00:36:49.389 deep state now? He got instantly controlled. 00:36:49.570 --> 00:36:52.510 He did. Because at first we were like, well, 00:36:52.530 --> 00:36:55.570 let it slide. A little bit Bongino. He was making 00:36:55.570 --> 00:37:01.019 so much money, and then he went there. That is 00:37:01.019 --> 00:37:04.539 a major red flag. Kash Patel doing that. And 00:37:04.539 --> 00:37:06.800 Dan Magino, too. That's so disappointing. Dan 00:37:06.800 --> 00:37:11.159 Magino said he killed himself. You haven't seen 00:37:11.159 --> 00:37:15.360 that video? Doesn't matter, does it? You know, 00:37:15.420 --> 00:37:17.800 objectively, what you really think about that 00:37:17.800 --> 00:37:21.699 is, wow, it's worse than we thought possible 00:37:21.699 --> 00:37:26.099 to switch around. Yeah. It's worse than we thought. 00:37:26.460 --> 00:37:29.449 Yeah, they've been trying to. do some PR to make 00:37:29.449 --> 00:37:31.150 up for it. They're like, we're researching the 00:37:31.150 --> 00:37:33.809 Hunter Biden cocaine. It's like, no one cares 00:37:33.809 --> 00:37:37.550 about that. They need to have some big time arrests 00:37:37.550 --> 00:37:41.829 or else they're not. People want heads to roll 00:37:41.829 --> 00:37:48.119 and they're not making it happen. I mean, metaphorically, 00:37:48.159 --> 00:37:51.599 YouTube, because I know that our shocking content 00:37:51.599 --> 00:37:55.079 is too shocking. When I say heads to roll, I 00:37:55.079 --> 00:37:57.860 mean people getting arrested or at least going 00:37:57.860 --> 00:38:02.440 to congressional hearings so that John Kennedy 00:38:02.440 --> 00:38:05.840 can yell at them. YouTube, it's okay. Those heads 00:38:05.840 --> 00:38:09.239 rolled themselves. I just want to see John Kennedy 00:38:09.239 --> 00:38:13.639 talking to these criminals. But him, Massey, 00:38:13.719 --> 00:38:17.980 what's that Gil guy? Massey, Brandon Gil, he's 00:38:17.980 --> 00:38:21.340 the man. He's laughing as he's like, what are 00:38:21.340 --> 00:38:23.039 you doing? He's like, then why did you tweet 00:38:23.039 --> 00:38:28.699 this? It's like, do you hate Republicans? And 00:38:28.699 --> 00:38:30.769 then they're like, no, of course not. It's like, 00:38:30.849 --> 00:38:33.510 well, then why did you tweet I hate Republicans? 00:38:35.650 --> 00:38:41.570 Well, I don't know. Why did you tweet that? She's 00:38:41.570 --> 00:38:43.809 like, I wasn't talking about financial reparations. 00:38:43.809 --> 00:38:45.989 And he's like, well, what kind of reparations 00:38:45.989 --> 00:38:47.710 are you talking about? And then she said some 00:38:47.710 --> 00:38:50.909 bullshit. And he was like, I assume you've paid 00:38:50.909 --> 00:38:53.070 reparations. How much reparations have you paid? 00:38:58.380 --> 00:39:00.239 It'd be funny. That's why I love watching those 00:39:00.239 --> 00:39:03.860 because they're all lawyers and before they ask 00:39:03.860 --> 00:39:05.920 a question, they always know the answer to it. 00:39:06.059 --> 00:39:10.719 Yeah. Never answer a question a lawyer asks you. 00:39:10.860 --> 00:39:15.320 Well, never ask a question. Never answer a question. 00:39:15.420 --> 00:39:17.099 Never ask a question unless you already know 00:39:17.099 --> 00:39:22.119 the answer to it. Never be curious unless you're 00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:29.909 George or George Orwell. i kind of like orwellian 00:39:29.909 --> 00:39:33.309 world yeah it's kind of just like if that's how 00:39:33.309 --> 00:39:35.230 it's gonna be that's like okay this is kind of 00:39:35.230 --> 00:39:39.289 fun like okay so we're in 1984 if it came to 00:39:39.289 --> 00:39:42.909 life we're in the matrix and yeah the same lady 00:39:42.909 --> 00:39:45.409 that made the matrix like made some other movie 00:39:45.409 --> 00:39:47.590 that freaked me out i don't know it might have 00:39:47.590 --> 00:39:51.329 been like fight club or something or like uh 00:39:52.230 --> 00:39:55.190 Fight Club's great. I think that the two people 00:39:55.190 --> 00:39:57.949 that made Matrix are trans. Aren't they siblings 00:39:57.949 --> 00:40:01.130 and they're both trans? That made what? The Matrix? 00:40:01.429 --> 00:40:05.269 No, it was The Matrix and Terminator. Oh, same 00:40:05.269 --> 00:40:09.789 people? It was in the same universe. I was like, 00:40:09.849 --> 00:40:12.670 damn, my parents met at Terminator 2. I was supposed 00:40:12.670 --> 00:40:16.170 to be an Oslo Bista baby, maybe. Yeah, no, Terminator 00:40:16.170 --> 00:40:19.420 is for sure going to be a true story. Or Star 00:40:19.420 --> 00:40:23.719 Wars. I hope it's Star Wars instead. I want it 00:40:23.719 --> 00:40:26.380 to be Star Wars. Elon wants everyone to have 00:40:26.380 --> 00:40:28.440 a robot. He's like, you can have a C -3PO. It's 00:40:28.440 --> 00:40:31.079 like, that's a Star War. Yeah, I like Star Wars. 00:40:31.159 --> 00:40:33.380 I don't want to be in a war with another planet. 00:40:34.380 --> 00:40:37.619 I don't want to need a little robot friend. I 00:40:37.619 --> 00:40:40.239 want a little robot. I want a friend even if 00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:44.300 it's a robot or a girlfriend. There's some hot 00:40:44.300 --> 00:40:46.449 girl robots. I'm not going to lie. If you give 00:40:46.449 --> 00:40:50.849 me a Grimes and she's a robot, so she can never 00:40:50.849 --> 00:40:53.869 leave me? I would never buy a sex robot, but 00:40:53.869 --> 00:40:59.750 if I got a help robot that could also have sex, 00:40:59.929 --> 00:41:01.289 then you know what I mean. It's like you could 00:41:01.289 --> 00:41:04.210 pick the accent. It just needs to not be called 00:41:04.210 --> 00:41:06.329 a sex robot. I'm like, I got to help a robot, 00:41:06.489 --> 00:41:09.070 and it helps suck my wiener. No, but you can 00:41:09.070 --> 00:41:12.170 also, there's a setting you can change. You can 00:41:12.170 --> 00:41:16.170 make it say. That it's whatever you call it. 00:41:16.530 --> 00:41:19.690 I mean, they're already... AI is already blackmailing 00:41:19.690 --> 00:41:21.710 their creators. This is not going to go well. 00:41:22.469 --> 00:41:24.829 Apparently... We're going to be cooked soon. 00:41:25.409 --> 00:41:28.250 It's already out of... According to some high 00:41:28.250 --> 00:41:31.769 up people and Tucker was saying, it's already 00:41:31.769 --> 00:41:33.989 past what we can control. And then Alex Jones 00:41:33.989 --> 00:41:36.030 confirmed the same thing. He talked to the same 00:41:36.030 --> 00:41:40.150 top guy. I think he might be talking about... 00:41:40.150 --> 00:41:43.449 He's not talking about Elon. There were no controls 00:41:43.449 --> 00:41:48.190 in place. I think he heard this from Altman of 00:41:48.190 --> 00:41:51.230 OpenAI. That's a good place. The guy should be 00:41:51.230 --> 00:41:54.570 lying about it. That guy's bad. Altman? Yeah. 00:41:54.670 --> 00:41:56.989 He's like spooky. He's like a shooter kind of 00:41:56.989 --> 00:41:59.809 weird. Well, he's like a transhumanist, so he 00:41:59.809 --> 00:42:03.269 thinks that AI is the ultimate life form. He 00:42:03.269 --> 00:42:05.889 would be shooting up a church if he didn't have. 00:42:06.070 --> 00:42:09.789 Yeah. He should go to church and confess his 00:42:09.789 --> 00:42:14.260 sins. It's things he's thought about. Yeah. Oh, 00:42:14.320 --> 00:42:17.780 no. But the AI, it's just kind of like, how long 00:42:17.780 --> 00:42:21.099 until we're cooked? It depends who's running 00:42:21.099 --> 00:42:24.420 it. What's a foolish thing for us to make something 00:42:24.420 --> 00:42:27.280 smarter than us? Yeah. And we shouldn't have 00:42:27.280 --> 00:42:29.699 started it. It had a lock on the world. It's 00:42:29.699 --> 00:42:32.400 a lot like the Lord of the Rings, Ring of Power. 00:42:33.199 --> 00:42:36.599 So it has the power to destroy everything or 00:42:36.599 --> 00:42:44.449 to do good. It's the ultimate power that can 00:42:44.449 --> 00:42:47.110 make civilization the best ever or completely 00:42:47.110 --> 00:42:53.409 destroy it. Yeah. It's like the industrial and 00:42:53.409 --> 00:42:56.329 technological revolution combined exponentially 00:42:56.329 --> 00:43:00.349 higher. So stupid of a creature to make. A monkey 00:43:00.349 --> 00:43:02.550 wouldn't make us. Well, this is just like the 00:43:02.550 --> 00:43:05.170 story of Atlantis. They harness this great power. 00:43:05.949 --> 00:43:10.269 It ended up destroying the whole universe after 00:43:10.269 --> 00:43:12.230 they got this great power because it was used 00:43:12.230 --> 00:43:15.309 for bad. Did you see in the Great Pyramids, the 00:43:15.309 --> 00:43:17.949 main three or whatever, there were structures 00:43:17.949 --> 00:43:21.210 underneath them? Yeah, I saw that a while ago. 00:43:21.750 --> 00:43:25.090 Yeah, they go down like a mile or more. It's 00:43:25.090 --> 00:43:28.230 like, damn, we fucked up so bad that all records 00:43:28.230 --> 00:43:33.980 of it got lost from Earth. Yeah. And it's like, 00:43:34.000 --> 00:43:35.760 so we've been so far. And if they had a bunch 00:43:35.760 --> 00:43:39.280 of computers back then, they would be gone and 00:43:39.280 --> 00:43:43.579 whatever apocalyptic thing happened. Everything 00:43:43.579 --> 00:43:47.400 would just be obliterated. And not just right 00:43:47.400 --> 00:43:50.500 away, but the pressure of water over time. We've 00:43:50.500 --> 00:43:52.199 got to start writing stuff on things for people 00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:56.440 next time. I wonder how many times Earth has 00:43:56.440 --> 00:44:01.880 gone up to AI level. I don't know. At least once, 00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:04.219 though, it seems like the pyramid thing is crazy. 00:44:04.280 --> 00:44:06.039 Well, there's also upside -down pyramids in the 00:44:06.039 --> 00:44:10.699 Amazon, I believe. See, that's something where 00:44:10.699 --> 00:44:12.579 it's like, that's too much for me. I want to 00:44:12.579 --> 00:44:16.780 push that thing over if I see it. Yeah. I don't 00:44:16.780 --> 00:44:20.519 want to accept that life is that confusing, so 00:44:20.519 --> 00:44:24.050 just kind of deny it. Well, the thing is we can't 00:44:24.050 --> 00:44:28.030 stop making AI because China is like the Mordor 00:44:28.030 --> 00:44:30.190 people. It's so stupid. China is like the evil 00:44:30.190 --> 00:44:34.010 empire that's also building it. No, Sam Altman 00:44:34.010 --> 00:44:37.849 is in that. I know. Yeah. We have the smarter 00:44:37.849 --> 00:44:43.880 people. Whichever. Our side needs to have the 00:44:43.880 --> 00:44:45.800 bigger AI, because otherwise it's going to be 00:44:45.800 --> 00:44:49.719 China's evil AI. It's going to be hell for everyone. 00:44:50.019 --> 00:44:51.659 Well, I'm just saying, if China has a better 00:44:51.659 --> 00:44:53.800 AI, then they can just take down everything that 00:44:53.800 --> 00:44:57.460 we have. So it's the same thing as a nuclear 00:44:57.460 --> 00:45:05.579 arms race. It's just retarded. These people need 00:45:05.579 --> 00:45:08.699 to get laid. Yeah, I agree. If these people could 00:45:08.699 --> 00:45:10.940 get pussy, but they also don't deserve it. Well, 00:45:10.940 --> 00:45:14.219 Sam Altman is having gay sex. He is? Yeah, he 00:45:14.219 --> 00:45:18.099 has a husband. I think his second husband is 00:45:18.099 --> 00:45:20.719 probably a robot. Actually, his husband is probably 00:45:20.719 --> 00:45:25.920 a robot. At least Elon... Well, at least he's 00:45:25.920 --> 00:45:28.000 having sex. At least with Elon... That's probably 00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:30.579 why he's telling the truth. At least Elon is 00:45:30.579 --> 00:45:33.280 having a lot of kids, so you can see that he 00:45:33.280 --> 00:45:37.380 actually has some faith in humanity. Maybe sex. 00:45:40.219 --> 00:45:44.480 No. When's Elon's launch? Elon fucking started 00:45:44.480 --> 00:45:47.179 this too. Isn't his launch this week? Elon was 00:45:47.179 --> 00:45:50.559 like, I want to be the cool AI guy. Let me fund 00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:52.599 this really early. He's one of the only people 00:45:52.599 --> 00:45:54.480 that's really been warning about the side effects 00:45:54.480 --> 00:45:58.000 of it that's in that. It just doesn't make a 00:45:58.000 --> 00:46:01.159 hero to cause the problem. It's like he was funding 00:46:01.159 --> 00:46:05.059 some shit that's equivalent to some Fauci research. 00:46:06.250 --> 00:46:11.849 And then that got out like Fauci causing COVID, 00:46:12.070 --> 00:46:15.230 basically. What was Elon doing like that? By 00:46:15.230 --> 00:46:19.730 funding open AI at the beginning and renaming 00:46:19.730 --> 00:46:24.650 it. Yeah, well, it did. So he hates Sam Altman 00:46:24.650 --> 00:46:29.429 because he made it not an open AI. Yeah, which 00:46:29.429 --> 00:46:31.860 is like, that should be illegal. Yeah. That's 00:46:31.860 --> 00:46:34.260 so bullshit. Yeah, they need to hurry up and 00:46:34.260 --> 00:46:37.840 regulate the shit. That's not going to happen. 00:46:37.900 --> 00:46:40.019 We all know that's not going to happen. No, one 00:46:40.019 --> 00:46:42.559 of us is going to be able to forge the ring of 00:46:42.559 --> 00:46:45.599 power. It's almost just a hope that the AI is 00:46:45.599 --> 00:46:48.840 just smart enough to make us all work together 00:46:48.840 --> 00:46:52.280 somehow with something that's undeniable that 00:46:52.280 --> 00:46:56.800 we all agree to. And we're Gondor. And then we 00:46:56.800 --> 00:47:00.760 need to destroy. Ireland is the Shire. Yeah. 00:47:00.860 --> 00:47:04.460 That's the new Palestine. Yeah. And then who's 00:47:04.460 --> 00:47:08.559 Rohan? Rohan is. Joe Rogan. Yeah, it's Joe Rogan. 00:47:08.559 --> 00:47:12.659 Or Russia. I don't even know what these. Rohan. 00:47:13.099 --> 00:47:15.880 Gondor is one of the cities of humans in the 00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:18.480 third movie, The Big City. But in the second 00:47:18.480 --> 00:47:21.860 movie, Rohan is the one that had that. Blond 00:47:21.860 --> 00:47:25.079 -haired king or whatever. So like Rohan now is 00:47:25.079 --> 00:47:28.579 like Austin or something? No, Rohan is like Russia 00:47:28.579 --> 00:47:32.599 probably. So we need to become friends with Russia 00:47:32.599 --> 00:47:36.880 so we can take down Mordor. If I was old right 00:47:36.880 --> 00:47:39.860 now, it would be okay. Because old right now 00:47:39.860 --> 00:47:42.199 is just like it's going to keep evolving and 00:47:42.199 --> 00:47:44.679 it might get cheesy, but it won't be horrific 00:47:44.679 --> 00:47:48.440 for me for that long. For us, it's just like 00:47:48.440 --> 00:47:52.219 really creating our own things that could run 00:47:52.219 --> 00:47:56.539 us or just like, it's not getting better. Not 00:47:56.539 --> 00:47:59.019 getting better for, it's like, I need to be able 00:47:59.019 --> 00:48:02.920 to go do something that a robot can do. Elon 00:48:02.920 --> 00:48:07.579 trying to help is making humanoid robots that 00:48:07.579 --> 00:48:11.980 will have like Tesla car level processing of 00:48:11.980 --> 00:48:14.960 what's in front of it and what it's doing. Are 00:48:14.960 --> 00:48:17.619 you going to get the brain chip? I'm going to 00:48:17.619 --> 00:48:19.239 need to get the brain. I'm not going to have 00:48:19.239 --> 00:48:20.860 a choice at that point. Are you going to live 00:48:20.860 --> 00:48:22.320 in a pod and eat the bugs? I'm going to have 00:48:22.320 --> 00:48:24.079 to check out and just live in a... I'm not me 00:48:24.079 --> 00:48:27.880 anymore. I'm a robot that's surviving now. They're 00:48:27.880 --> 00:48:29.519 just going to check you in. They're going to 00:48:29.519 --> 00:48:30.820 give you the brain chip and give you a little 00:48:30.820 --> 00:48:32.400 pod to live in, and then you get to live whatever 00:48:32.400 --> 00:48:34.699 reality you're in, but your physical body is 00:48:34.699 --> 00:48:37.179 just going to become super skinny and natural. 00:48:37.239 --> 00:48:39.320 Yeah, I know. Even if it kept me in my own, it 00:48:39.320 --> 00:48:42.179 would help me to have the chip. I might be one 00:48:42.179 --> 00:48:45.519 of the Amish humans out there that stay on the 00:48:45.519 --> 00:48:48.380 outside. Hey, man, more power to you if you don't 00:48:48.380 --> 00:48:50.599 need that. I don't want them in there. Me and 00:48:50.599 --> 00:48:52.519 Alex Jones will be riding around on horses and 00:48:52.519 --> 00:48:55.760 Tucker. I can see that for you, realistically. 00:48:56.000 --> 00:48:58.440 That sounds fun. Yeah. Until we get killed by 00:48:58.440 --> 00:49:00.739 the AI robots. That's so cool. That are protecting 00:49:00.739 --> 00:49:04.539 the pods. We're trying to free people from the 00:49:04.539 --> 00:49:08.000 pods. It's like a dragon slash horse mixed. Yeah, 00:49:08.000 --> 00:49:09.900 we're trying to free you guys from the pods because 00:49:09.900 --> 00:49:12.639 you guys were tricked. And it's like six months 00:49:12.639 --> 00:49:15.559 from now I really might believe that. I really 00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:18.840 don't put it past possibility. Well, at the rate 00:49:18.840 --> 00:49:20.599 that it's growing from what they say, it's like 00:49:20.599 --> 00:49:22.800 that's what's going to happen. We're going to 00:49:22.800 --> 00:49:26.639 consent to enter like a fantasy world where like 00:49:26.639 --> 00:49:30.980 you and Alex Jones and Tucker ride dragon horses. 00:49:31.000 --> 00:49:32.570 Well, no, that's going to be real life. Because 00:49:32.570 --> 00:49:34.730 people like you are going to consent to being 00:49:34.730 --> 00:49:37.889 a pod. And then you'll be able to take over through 00:49:37.889 --> 00:49:39.849 that. No, no. We're just going to be on the outside 00:49:39.849 --> 00:49:43.750 world. No, you need real horse dragons. No, we're 00:49:43.750 --> 00:49:46.730 going to have real horses on the outside. And 00:49:46.730 --> 00:49:48.630 then the robots are going to be guarding all 00:49:48.630 --> 00:49:51.469 you people in these little pods. Yeah, I'll be 00:49:51.469 --> 00:49:53.809 in there like when we're on dragons. You can 00:49:53.809 --> 00:49:57.820 have fun on your horsey. In your fake reality, 00:49:58.019 --> 00:50:01.480 you can be on a dragon. Yeah, I can. It's a real 00:50:01.480 --> 00:50:05.159 perception. Me and John Hickok and Tucker and 00:50:05.159 --> 00:50:09.159 Alex Jones. We will all be riding around on horses 00:50:09.159 --> 00:50:11.440 with machine guns. I was thinking that's how 00:50:11.440 --> 00:50:13.679 cool John Hickok is. He basically already did 00:50:13.679 --> 00:50:15.980 that. But then we're just going to ride towards 00:50:15.980 --> 00:50:19.059 the... the big giant building that has all the 00:50:19.059 --> 00:50:20.840 pods in it that all you guys are in. The Capitol. 00:50:21.239 --> 00:50:23.480 Yeah, it's going to be just like a processing 00:50:23.480 --> 00:50:25.539 data center. Like a hundred mile and a hundred 00:50:25.539 --> 00:50:27.940 mile tall thing of just all these people in pods. 00:50:28.800 --> 00:50:30.440 And then we're just going to ride towards it 00:50:30.440 --> 00:50:31.780 to save you guys, but then we're just going to 00:50:31.780 --> 00:50:36.099 get lasered down. Yeah. Annihilate him. Yeah. 00:50:36.199 --> 00:50:38.280 It would be the shortest movie ever. It just 00:50:38.280 --> 00:50:40.880 has like the whole. Thing that leads up to it 00:50:40.880 --> 00:50:42.659 and how it happens and it's like, but then these 00:50:42.659 --> 00:50:45.360 people are going to save the day. Oh, you made 00:50:45.360 --> 00:50:48.059 the foolish choice to help humanity. And then 00:50:48.059 --> 00:50:50.280 the movie ends in 10 minutes because we just 00:50:50.280 --> 00:50:55.099 get lasered right away. Or it turns out our horses, 00:50:55.099 --> 00:51:01.519 they have brain chips in the horses. Oh my gosh. 00:51:01.679 --> 00:51:05.579 A horse could be smarter than me. Yeah. When 00:51:05.579 --> 00:51:08.300 a horse behaves within its community, I think 00:51:08.300 --> 00:51:12.860 that's a smarter horse than I. Because if I don't 00:51:12.860 --> 00:51:15.559 do normal things in my community, everyone thinks 00:51:15.559 --> 00:51:19.380 I'm weird. Well, we're too smart. And the people 00:51:19.380 --> 00:51:22.480 like you think too much. A horse never thinks 00:51:22.480 --> 00:51:25.320 too much. I know. I'm more of a horse. And it's 00:51:25.320 --> 00:51:29.380 like that horse is fine. Yeah. Just think like 00:51:29.380 --> 00:51:30.780 a horse. You don't got to think too much ever. 00:51:31.079 --> 00:51:34.500 Think like a horse. Yeah. think like your name 00:51:34.500 --> 00:51:41.139 i like to think like a horse i think like a horse 00:51:41.139 --> 00:51:44.860 my brain's the size of the walnut always talk 00:51:44.860 --> 00:51:47.320 about boy meets world too because we were just 00:51:47.320 --> 00:51:50.760 kind of talking about boy meets world was actually 00:51:50.760 --> 00:51:52.920 maybe they were saying gotta see where we're 00:51:52.920 --> 00:52:05.469 at time wise um I'm going to cut to Patreon. 00:52:07.309 --> 00:52:11.250 That's such a mean clipping. Yeah. Sorry, folks.