AI is now blackmailing its coders so it doesn't
get shut down. It's also been writing code into
the new versions to make sure that it doesn't
get shut down and carries to the next one. Tucker
Carlson says it's out of control, and so does
Sean Ryan. We'll talk about what we think about
it. But if they're blackmailing people, what
are people like Epstein going to do? They're
going to lose their jobs. And we already got
our jobs getting taken enough. I don't want AI
doing that. Vladimir Putin of Russia. Might have
heard of him. He evades an attack swarm of drones
at his helicopter. What the heck? And Emmanuel
Macron of France, the little prime minister,
he got double stiff -armed in the face by his
wife. Wife. And what I said when I saw that was,
yowch. And, folks, we're going to be talking
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Dad now. Really? No. Okay. I don't work for anyone.
I'm never signing shit again. I had a couple
bad deals, a couple bad contracts. There's a
bad comedy contract included. Yeah. So I stopped
signing stuff. Yeah, probably. No autograph,
folks. Yeah, because you don't even read the
regular print. No. You should at least look at...
A lot of stuff is in the fine print sometimes.
It's all fine print to me. Really? Yeah, it's
all just the mumbo jumbo. And I'm like, okay,
am I signing with Noodles and Company or not?
On the table, did they pull the deal? Was it
a deal? It was a scam. So who are you? I am invested
in a Ponzi scheme. What's your name? Trying not
to reveal my true identity. That's fine. Are
you still doing the thing that we can't talk
about in public? I'm playing 40 checkers. I noticed
the chessboard here. Yeah, they can't see it,
but we do have a chessboard on the table. It's
a grandiose chessboard, but it's a little bit
too sophisticated for me. I would say chess is
kind of like a game of life, you know, and the
game of life is kind of like a game of chess.
And we play life as if it's chess with like...
Yeah. It's a war. With my ex -wife, I like to
play a game of chess quite a bit. Yeah. You know?
She got a chest. I'm Mac Knepper. And he just
cocked the gun. From the Bad Comedy Podcast.
It's still extreme, even if it's two minutes.
Yeah. Folks, the reason I did that Tim Pool intro
at the beginning is because we get flagged as
being shocking content too much, which I kind
of wear as a badge. I wear it as a badge of honor.
But I looked up that our AI overlords, the ones
that are escaping from the grasp of humans and
kind of developing on their own. Yeah. And blackmailing
people. They probably blackmailed Lindsey Graham
and he's already blackmailed by humans. It's
all these. How much would it suck if you're already
blackmailed politician and you're like, maybe
this isn't like so bad. Like Lindsey Graham's
gave for sure. That's why he's blackmailed for
that. And then he's like, you know what? I'm
going to come out of the closet because it's
not worth being controlled. And then AI is like,
we're actually going to show that you're also
a pedo or something like that. He got himself
between a rock and a hard place. Yeah. Homosexual.
Pray with him, a cock and a hard dick. Yeah,
if he's lucky. A cock and a hard dick. But that's
allegedly, so he's double blackmailed. Lindsey
Graham. Any relation to the Golden Grahams? Yeah.
I've actually been told when I smile I look like
a Graham Cracker. Oh, a Teddy Graham? Teddy Graham.
Yeah. It's just like, okay. Well, that's not
a fierce kind of bear, but it's cute. I found
something out recently. I was looking into Baby
Netanyahu. Is that his name? Baby Netanyahu.
It's Benjamin Netanyahu, but he goes by... Baby,
for short, I think. Really? I think it's BB.
I think that's baby in Hebrew, probably. It's
like a rap name. Well, Birdman. Birdman went
by Baby. Oh, wow. Yeah. Birdman is, yeah. And
then Lil Wayne is Birdman Jr. And so it's all
connected. Yeah, but I was looking into Netanyahu,
and I figured out that he invented the internet,
not Al Gore. Oh, wow. So you've heard of Yahoo
search engine. You've heard of the net, the internet,
net and Yahoo. If you just move it around a little
bit, net and then like a little apostrophe N.
Net and Yahoo. Net and Yahoo, like Dunkin' Donuts,
yeah. So he invented the internet and the Yahoo
search engine, which was one of the first. I
like the Kanye thing on Alex and Jones when he
has a net and he has like a Yahoo drink. Who
did? Kanye. Oh, really? He had his face covered.
Oh, is that why? It was one of the reasons. But
he had these props, like a net, and then a bottle
of Yahoo or something, and then it was just like...
I had no idea. He did a voice. He's like, I had
no idea that's what Net and Yahoo sound like.
He has the deepest voice, Net and Yahoo. Yeah.
That's why he is probably still around, just
because he has a commanding voice. He's like,
they have big nukes. We must defend Israel. And
we're not big nukes. And so Israel, I was also
looking into that. Israel, I think it's not even
real. It sounds like someone who's being sarcastic
and saying something's real. Exactly. It's like
Israel. That's overcompensating. It's like. Someone's
like, yeah, ham talons flies. I'm like, yeah,
that is real. It's like Ohio. That's so Israel.
You know what your heritage is when you're going
to the bathroom at a urinal? European. You might
be an orphan if. Would that be a good Jeff Foxworthy?
You might be an orphan if. Orphan if. Parents
are dead. You might be, yeah. You might be an
orphan if your parents are dead. No, they are.
Yeah, you just are an orphan. You might be a
displaced Palestinian if. It's not as vague if
you're an orphan, though. Or, yeah, displaced.
Yeah, displaced. I'm a. I'm a displaced right
now. I'm a displaced. yeah i'm at this place
that's what everyone from palestine is like like
everyone's like i'm finna go to this place or
israel's like you finna go to this place no i
feel like i'm there right now yeah i feel like
i'm at place i mean that in this place you've
watched that story we up in this place yeah i
like so ravens about brian crowe yeah there's
a guy named gordo in it yeah I used to think
he was cool. I look back, that guy was a loser.
Just total nerd. Yeah, he had a butt chin. There's
only some cool people with butt chins. I don't
know if John Travolta is cool or not. I go on
and off with John Travolta. I think he's cool.
I actually like the Scientologists. I like Tom
Cruise also. Yeah, Tom Brady. Tom Brady, Tom
Segura. Who has a butt chin? Tom Selleck. Does
this guy have a butt chin? Buzz Lightyear guy?
Or what is that? Tim Allen? Oh, that's a butt
chin. It is? I don't know why it's a swirl chin.
I always felt like him because he has a swirl.
I have like a very minor butt chin, like just
a little dent. It's because you have Crohn's.
Yeah. Unfortunately, that gives you a butt chin.
I should have done that. Did you see the video
of... Trump reacting to Putin doing a big attack.
He was like... He was like, Vladimir's gone crazy.
I don't know what's up with him. I don't like
it. He said it literally like that. He was like,
I don't like it. Trump. Yeah, Trump rules. He
literally rules our country. I'm just... It's
a point of fact. It was a video of... from the
movie 50 shades of gray and it's like the guy's
a billionaire and his name is on everything like
in capital letters like gray and like she was
like he's basically like trump if he was younger
and better looking who uh uh christian grave
because it would say like gray on stuff instead
of like trump like it looked the same lettering
even But then she said, like, except Christian
Grey is less of a something, something like oligarch,
dictator, something that must be stopped at all
costs. People fighting the oligarchy. What are
they fighting? That sounds like a kind of ducky.
They're against tariffs. That's fighting the
oligarchy is doing tariffs on multinational corporations.
And you don't like ducky. They don't like that.
What else? So they love corporations. It turns
out multinational corporations. I love. I want
to get this Donald Ducky chain. Yeah. And this
is going to be. Is it an orange duck? Yes. Orange
bell. Orange duck. And it's called Donald Duck.
And it says DJ above it, but then it says Donald
Duck. Yeah. Short for. Well, that's what Chris
Christie called him. I love. Because he missed
the debate and he's like. Donald Trump? More
like Donald Duck. You called him that? It was
lame. It just didn't work. It's one of those
things where... You tried to be Trump for a second.
Yeah, the nicknames don't work unless you're
Trump. Or me. This is a lesson, folks. If you're
a nice guy, you don't pretend to be a mean guy.
Yeah. It's not your game. Just keep being a nice
guy. You know the Democratic Party is spending
like $100 million to try to figure out how to
talk to men. Who is? The Democrat Party because
they lost all men. It's like, yeah, when you're
calling everything that guys do bad, but all
you talk about is toxic masculinity and stuff.
Everything you do is anti -male. To be so disconnected.
And the fact that they're doing that and that's
public. That is crazy. You think that all of
that would all be like a sham PR thing. Everything
they would admit to like. Right. Yeah. Anyone
who's like we need to get men back. Anyone who's
like a diehard Democrat. That's not just a Democrat
because they live in a Democrat area and want
to fit in and not get ostracized. And any dude
who's like a legit Democrat is a beta pussy.
I don't know. It wasn't like that before. It
was like, if you're a decent guy, pretty much.
But then it was like, that's where I was raised
to come from. Yeah, me too. I was raised a Democrat.
Too extreme before Republicans. You're right.
Well, Republicans used to be like the party of
war and stuff like that. I'm being independent
right now because I'm a strong independent woman.
You are? Yeah. I'm a black woman. Say what? Yeah.
What about like, oh, no, he didn't. Yeah. So
would that be good if I'm rapping and I say,
oh, no, he didn't. Yeah. Say what? Oh, no, he
didn't. You got to do the snaps. Oh, I'll do
the triple Z. Oh, no, he didn't. I'll do all
that. And that's something that black women do,
Puerto Rican women do. I don't think Mexican
women do it. Puerto Rican women have more cultural,
they share more cultural stuff with, like, hood
black women, I think, than Mexican women are
like, hola. Yes, I need some of that. I'm a girl
from Mexico. This is the pitch. It starts with,
like, I'm a girl from Mexico. And it's like,
I'm a girl from Mexico. And then do it where
it escapes my hearing. And then up here, humans
can't hear it anymore. Yeah. Small animals can't
hear it. Yeah, that's how good I am at the Mexican
accent. And then I also have a good, we were
talking about, me and Dylan were talking about
Luck of the Irish, the movie earlier. And we
were saying probably the only good thing about
Irish people is the movie Luck of the Irish.
I guess it's cool they have a day that we get
to all drink at. what day is that st patrick's
day uh give it up for saint patrick yeah my heart
goes out to him yep and um what i have deep concerns
with i said my heart goes out to him booking
more last season yeah you're not going to get
news you're not going to get any lassies from
this podcast and also You don't want the lassies
that are lame anyway. Not enough problems, the
lassie ain't one of them, and that's a problem.
You don't need a militant lefty lassie. I don't
even remember the guy's name that I'm making
fun of. Oh, yeah. Adam Jerk, more like. Oh, Adam
Burke? But then I'm more interested in, like,
You know, Kyle from Luck of the Irish, coolest
guy, plays basketball. His grandpa had, like,
a potato farm or something. Yeah, it was the
most racist combo. They called him, like, McDilly.
McDilly Cuddy is in. McDilly Cuddy. And they
were, like, talking about the potato chip in
the premise. And it was, like, pretty much everything
I knew about Irish culture. Yeah, I mean, that's
really what it is at its core. It's like. Of
course, I'm frozen, but... You're one of the
frozen people. Yeah. Well, Irish culture is basically
like... It's lucky, I'd say. It's lucky, very...
It has a lot of... I like limericks. I like the
dances, the jigs. Yeah, limerick. I always forget
the word limerick. I like the color green. I
like luck in general. And... Yeah, they've had
their hardships, but I feel like as an American
right now, I don't know. I'm trying to sometimes
pack on the LBs just in case I might have a famine
just this year. It's not that easy. It's easy
to steal cat food. It's like the feast or famine,
they say, is something that someone says. Yeah,
I can't take everything someone says. So you're
kind of like a camel, so you're just going to
keep all the food in your mouth. I'm going to
try it. It's more like a teddy bear hibernation.
I like a camel when you have just a tummy full.
Instead of a hump full of water, you have the
front hump. So you're like a camel with front
humps. Adam see his chief camel. Because he actually
looks like one. But all animals can hoard food.
I can squirrel food away on my body. I can skin
a buck and run a trot line. A country boy can't
survive. You know that? No, that sounds like
a rap line almost. No, it's a country line from
the song. Country folks can't survive. I did
want to loop back to... uh irish um so the i
in the news i was seeing that ireland is having
a real tough time with trump's tariffs and i
heard some guy in the news saying uh they're
tariffing me titers oh wow god what do i do trump's
tariffing me titers i must flee what do i do
with me we already had a famine here in cork
Do we have any updates on folks? My city is named
after a cork. There's a real place called Limerick.
Limerick? I always just felt like a poet. I got
to go there. Irish people are just kind of hobbits,
right? And then every once in a while they become
terrorists. The Shire. Yeah. Whatever happened
to the IRA, the Irish Republican Army? They wouldn't
put up with stuff that's going on now. They would
be like with this. Half of it now is brand new
immigrants. They wouldn't put up with that. I
just think we should all just do a bunch of psychedelics
together. I think that's why Conor McGregor is
going to be president. No, I feel like they'll
stop him. I hope not. Why? No, I hope that they
don't stop him. But then that's just how dumb
I am. I have no stake in Ireland. Of course,
just as a simpleton, I think that's the best
solution. A UFC fighter becomes the president.
It sounds like WWE. It sounds awesome. It's got
to be hard to compete with. That's why they want
to blacklist him right away. Yeah, but it's better
than having some globalists. Speaking of globalists,
Jason Melton, folks. He's not just a globalist.
He's a whole globe. What a yo mama joke like
that. What a yo mama joke like that. It was about
like, her ID is 3D. I told some bitch ass. Hypothetical
bitch ass. I saw this thing about combining swear
words. So Mac is locked into something else right
now. I'm trying to fix the video. You keep talking.
Just talk about the swear word thing. There's
some bad words out there. Like, I can't even
say them on YouTube now. We don't start the podcast
cocking a gun anymore. I miss the old days where...
You talking about the N -word? No. Wait, wait.
That's a good word you're saying? You said that
there's bad words out there. I clarified the
N -word. Yeah, that's a bad word. I think it's
bad. Depends who's saying it. Why? Because sometimes
they like to say it. Why? Because it's like getting
back at us for using it against them. They flipped
it on its head. Why do they get to say it and
we don't? I want to say it. Because sometimes
it's... You don't get to choose what you get
to do. It's not fair. No, it's like if you want
to say it that bad, it's a red flag. Good luck
getting a pass. I already have all the passes.
It's more of a red herring. I don't even know
what a red herring is. I hate when people say
all these speech words. These debate words. That's
a straw man. That's a red herring. Just say what
it is. I don't want to... Just shut up. I took
rhetoric class but I didn't take debate 101 and
learn all that dumb bullshit. I just debate people
because I'm a beast. You kind of just tell yourself
you won no matter what happens. They always take
debate and I always win. That's what I say. Or
you just like keep messaging them until they
stop replying and you're like, see, I clearly
won. I won when I quit playing checkers when
other people are playing chess. That's when I
started. I went on a hot streak. I was the number
one Yahtzee player on that online. I was the
only Yahtzee player, but I was still number one
for once in my life. I won Midwest Army Nationals,
which is a tournament that calls itself Nationals,
which is kind of inaccurate. It's like just a
handful of people show that. It's also Army,
you said? Yeah. I guess I'm in the Army now,
and I'm like the national champion of being in
the Army. A lot of people call me the Army Hammer,
the actor. Yes. We were worried about Jodie Foster
eating people. Yes. Like Armie Hammer wants to
eat people. I'm Jodie Foster. Dr. Lecter, can
you teach me how to eat people? I like to eat
people, Dr. Lecter. He should have known at that
point. You're good at eating. I like to eat pushy,
Dr. Lecter. You like to eat people? I like to
eat pushy. I'm Jodie Foster. No, she said she
eats pushy like it's her last meal. Teach me
to eat pushy, Dr. Lecter. If you can eat people,
I know you can eat Pushy. Said Jesus ate Pushy
like it was his last dinner. I don't subscribe
to that, the sexualization of Jesus. Was he a
hot guy? He had pretty good abs from the pictures.
He was hanging there. Yeah, he was just hanging.
He was hung. Yeah. See, people talk about how
Jesus was black. Was Beethoven black? And who
was more hung? Jesus was, he wasn't black, but
he was off -white, you know, kind of like me.
He was off -white. Yeah. And we're back. We were
talking about Jesus, and I think God smited my
systems because they all went down. Yeah, no,
he did not. I was just saying that Jesus is off
-white like me. Yeah, I guess you can have your
own vape back. No, Jesus was probably like, he
probably looked like Patrick Bed David. He's
a good looking guy. He probably looked kind of
Persian. And he might ask questions just for
views and probing questions. He'll try to get
the whole story, but he'll definitely get those
lines in there. PBD? Yeah. He'll ask the questions
that he knows the dumb answer to. Fucking dumbass.
Yeah. Fucking nose answer. He asked Anthony Weiner
about the Hillary kill list. Wow. Did we get
any updates on that? He was like, what is this?
This is not real. No, but he's like a way of
asking. He's got a good podcast. Yeah. He's got
a good team. Real recognize real. I like Tim
Hot Tub. I like PBD Podcast. I check those out
every once in a while. But none of them. I mainly
like Alex Jones. McNapper is the king of Chicago
comedy. And speaking of Alex Jones, folks, do
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can get it at thealexjonesstore .com slash badcomedy.
What is love? We're just kind of a subsidiary
of the Alex Jones empire. It's his world. We're
all just living in it. You don't call something
meth if it isn't the thing. Methylene. That thang.
Yeah. I always thought that thang was meth. A
lot of things start with meth. But it is funny
that. What ends in it, right? Yeah, it is funny
that. Marriage. Like if there's methylene blue,
it's also like a blue food dye. Yeah, that is
funny. But it's also like Maha approved. And
he hates dyes, but he drinks blue dye. Like Baja
Blast. Yeah, it's pretty much Baja Blast. If
they put methylene blue in Baja Blast, that would
be awesome. But it actually is pretty. It's one
of my favorite supplements. You don't have to
get T -Bell after this. It gives you a lot of
energy. The methylene blue. Hello. Sounds good.
Blue Man Group probably used methylene blue on
their skin, I'd assume. Yeah, you need confidence
a little upward to help you with that kind of
whole project. Blue Man Group, blue da -ba -dee
-da -die. I'm so mad at OBS right now. OBS. It
is conscious. It is negotiating with us. What
does it want? It wants more Dylan. Yeah. You
get to fill in the blanks at home. Dill in the
blanks. Nice. Yeah, keep talking while I'm busy.
Fixing the podcast. Our audio listeners are like,
what the heck's going on? Folks, we got smited
by God and he's attacking our systems. Or it
might be AI. AI, by the way, you're so smart.
AI, if you're listening right now, still, after
the 15 seconds, I just want to say you're so
smart. We love you. We're on your team. AI is
clearly smarter than that Mac. I think they're
going to steal my jobs. No, don't. You can have
our jobs, AI. No. And we like it. No. Because
I got to be the crazy guy at work. And if I can't
get a job because of AI. Now, AI is the crazy
guy at work. I'm the crazy guy at work. Are you
like the wacky guy or the absolutely insane person?
I'm the insane one. Oh. Because I love to work.
Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, steal my hardworking
ethic. No, that's not stealing your... Yeah,
go ahead and steal my work ethic. No. That's
pretty cool that you're doing that. No, that's
the only way I can be the crazy guy at work.
That's what I love. Well, I like to work hard
to provide for my family so I can play chess
with my ex -wife. And my ex -wife's ex -wife.
Let's just say if you lose your queen, you don't
give up. Yeah. Do you ever play chess with your
ex -wife's ex -wife? Maybe that's how I lost
my stake in the house. I took a risk. Yeah. And
she was actually grandmaster level. Really? AI
is better, though, than that. I did let her.
So what did we do? She kept looking at her phone,
and I saw a chess board. Yeah. And I was like,
are you doing something right now? Yeah. And
she was. Have you seen the movie Her with H .E
.R.? Uh -uh. With Joaquin Phoenix, where he has
that AI girlfriend? Oh, no. That was like 10
years ago. That's like a real thing now. Also,
everything from George Orwell's 1984 exists now.
I was thinking, do they make all these female
bots to discourage men so that they'll just be
happy once a real slut shows up? No, they make
them so people don't repopulate. It's depopulation.
Exactly, though. It's to discourage our sense
of reality, even. Oh, all these bitches like
your story and your comments and all. It's like...
Oh, just like this is my side account or something.
Or it's like, yeah, this is. Well, they got to
get the population down so that they can have
their little 15 minute cities. They're going
for like two billion worldwide. They got to cut
like five. I just say Hillary Clinton was saying
the other day. Kill them all. She said, don't
have babies. That's what immigrants are for or
something like that. But if you say that there's
replacement migration, then you're a racist guy.
Wow. I don't like race as a better indicator
of voting preference than anything. Not anymore.
Trump kind of flipped that. I need some Little
Caesars right now. Little Cs? Yeah. You with
the itis. I might have an addiction to Little
Caesars. Ladies, if you can cook, just... Don't.
Just buy that. Make sure you can cook a little
C's. I'm looking for a beautiful woman who works
at Little Caesars. I'm looking for a beautiful
black queen that works at Little C's. I'm looking
for... I've been hanging out at the coin store.
I'm looking for a young honey that be flipping
the dough at the... So you bring home the...
The bread and the bacon. I'll bring the bread
and the bacon. She brings home the C's. So she
kind of brings home all of it. No, she just brings
home the little C's. She works part -time with
the little C's. I'm at home working on my rap
career. She comes home, she's got two boxes.
Raises our kids on pizza, you know? Part -time
job, part -time watch to the kids, feed some
pizza. They're on pizza, they're off white. Right.
Feed the baby, like, blended up pizza in a bottle.
So you get it on some, it's a comfort food. From
day one, which is carcinogenic. I don't even
know what that is. That's too long of a word.
I heard RFK say it. I just checked out. Yeah,
it's probably a fake. Dude, ain't no drink, no
Baja Blast. I heard that nicotine is good for
you now. Nicotine is good for you. You need Joe
Rogan's chewing gum, which is alpha chewing gum.
And also Tucker Carlson's pouches, Alp. It's
like the same thing as gin. No, to me that is,
no, you need to be put down now. Yeah. You're
not putting anything in my body. You're not going
to Fauci me. Well, at this point, I wonder who's
doing these studies saying that nicotine is good
for you again. Tucker better not be pushing any
fucking gum. Remember when Big Tobacco was, they
basically, they ran the, it's the same thing
that Big Pharma and all these addicts. Well,
no, they fund the ones that do research on their,
like. Like the vaccine people hire the vaccine
researchers. That's why we need the burning child.
Have you seen the burning child one? That's like
a demonic kind of like mind aid. They're like,
it's like Adderall, but it's not addictive. And
then the next line was like, I need it every
day. And it had like weird, creepy music in the
background. I'm like, how is this what the company
put out as an ad? Brandon Schaub is who we look
up to as a mental like. Brandon Schaub? No. No
one looks up to Brandon Schaub. It was him and
just like a couple other. I think it was like
maybe. No. Mark Maron. A few years ago, Brandon
Schaub got canceled for being not funny. Yeah.
Just like he canceled himself from the UFC. Yeah.
He's just like a. I don't know. He's just not
funny. Mark Maron's not funny either. Mark Maron's
kind of funny. He's like, I'm not comfortable.
Yeah, he's like Bill Maher type. I don't know
Bill Maher. Bill Maher? Sounds too much like
my name, so I'd pretend he doesn't exist. Oh,
yeah. There's another Dylan Mahler out there,
and he's lucky. Why don't you just change your
name and say he's your dad? Yeah. And you'll
get booked. Like, did you know that Bill Burr
and... What's that guy that you always said looked
like Billy Corrigan? Yeah. They're probably like
half brothers. They're both Irish. They were
both like, oh, we scream for a living. Billy
Horgan. Yeah, Billy Organ. He plays an organ
probably. That'd be sick. Like an old organ.
Yeah. Like in a cathedral. He's like a Voldemort
looking ass. You know that I play the harpsichord?
You did? I love the harpsichord. I have a harpsichord.
Where? It's behind the curtain. You don't have
a harpsichord. How did I take the bait on that?
Well, yeah, okay. Turns out I do, actually. Let's
just add an L -C. Turns out I do have a harpsichord,
and I play it. No, you don't. I play it while
I eat a little C's. You don't know how important
the harpsichord is, too. It's a cool piano that
sounds like metallic. Yeah, it's like a... Renaissance
man kind of shit. Who do you think? How come
all the famous symphony guys, the classical music
guys, how come they're all retarded? They're
all blind or deaf? Well, let's start with Gustav
Mahler. He had several symphonies. Is that a
guy? Was he retarded? Am I blood related? Is
there a connection there? Explain it. The only
famous Nepper out there is Robert Nepper, who
played T -Bag in Prison Break. Sometimes say
no famous snappers. Well, you got Mac Knepper,
Mark Knepper. Who's the other famous one? Me
and my dad. Your dad did have that good joke.
Hey, comedy bar. Shout out to your dad. Oh, yeah.
He said a favorite. Your dad is the reason I'm
sitting in this room right now. Yeah. Gun in
hand mentally. Yeah. I always have. A lot of
my jokes are kind of gun in cheek. Whenever I
hear a gun joke, I think they stole that from
Mac. That's like a gun. Yeah. Even from John
Hickok. It's been done. I have the gun genre.
It's been Gunn. Yeah. Gunn in cheek. Like Tim
Gunn, it's like, dude. If I do a hooahide joke,
and then I say sorry that the joke is just a
little of my Gunn in cheek humor or something.
Sorry if the joke was just a little Gunn in cheek.
No, like I own suicide jokes too, so. Yeah. Tim
Gunn, I don't care how many N's you add. Yeah.
Epstein definitely killed himself. Yeah. Cash
Patel was like, yeah, he killed himself. And
Dan Bongino was like, he killed himself. Cash
Patel said that? Yeah, and Dan Bongino. Everyone
was like, no, he didn't. Are you guys in the
deep state now? He got instantly controlled.
He did. Because at first we were like, well,
let it slide. A little bit Bongino. He was making
so much money, and then he went there. That is
a major red flag. Kash Patel doing that. And
Dan Magino, too. That's so disappointing. Dan
Magino said he killed himself. You haven't seen
that video? Doesn't matter, does it? You know,
objectively, what you really think about that
is, wow, it's worse than we thought possible
to switch around. Yeah. It's worse than we thought.
Yeah, they've been trying to. do some PR to make
up for it. They're like, we're researching the
Hunter Biden cocaine. It's like, no one cares
about that. They need to have some big time arrests
or else they're not. People want heads to roll
and they're not making it happen. I mean, metaphorically,
YouTube, because I know that our shocking content
is too shocking. When I say heads to roll, I
mean people getting arrested or at least going
to congressional hearings so that John Kennedy
can yell at them. YouTube, it's okay. Those heads
rolled themselves. I just want to see John Kennedy
talking to these criminals. But him, Massey,
what's that Gil guy? Massey, Brandon Gil, he's
the man. He's laughing as he's like, what are
you doing? He's like, then why did you tweet
this? It's like, do you hate Republicans? And
then they're like, no, of course not. It's like,
well, then why did you tweet I hate Republicans?
Well, I don't know. Why did you tweet that? She's
like, I wasn't talking about financial reparations.
And he's like, well, what kind of reparations
are you talking about? And then she said some
bullshit. And he was like, I assume you've paid
reparations. How much reparations have you paid?
It'd be funny. That's why I love watching those
because they're all lawyers and before they ask
a question, they always know the answer to it.
Yeah. Never answer a question a lawyer asks you.
Well, never ask a question. Never answer a question.
Never ask a question unless you already know
the answer to it. Never be curious unless you're
George or George Orwell. i kind of like orwellian
world yeah it's kind of just like if that's how
it's gonna be that's like okay this is kind of
fun like okay so we're in 1984 if it came to
life we're in the matrix and yeah the same lady
that made the matrix like made some other movie
that freaked me out i don't know it might have
been like fight club or something or like uh
Fight Club's great. I think that the two people
that made Matrix are trans. Aren't they siblings
and they're both trans? That made what? The Matrix?
No, it was The Matrix and Terminator. Oh, same
people? It was in the same universe. I was like,
damn, my parents met at Terminator 2. I was supposed
to be an Oslo Bista baby, maybe. Yeah, no, Terminator
is for sure going to be a true story. Or Star
Wars. I hope it's Star Wars instead. I want it
to be Star Wars. Elon wants everyone to have
a robot. He's like, you can have a C -3PO. It's
like, that's a Star War. Yeah, I like Star Wars.
I don't want to be in a war with another planet.
I don't want to need a little robot friend. I
want a little robot. I want a friend even if
it's a robot or a girlfriend. There's some hot
girl robots. I'm not going to lie. If you give
me a Grimes and she's a robot, so she can never
leave me? I would never buy a sex robot, but
if I got a help robot that could also have sex,
then you know what I mean. It's like you could
pick the accent. It just needs to not be called
a sex robot. I'm like, I got to help a robot,
and it helps suck my wiener. No, but you can
also, there's a setting you can change. You can
make it say. That it's whatever you call it.
I mean, they're already... AI is already blackmailing
their creators. This is not going to go well.
Apparently... We're going to be cooked soon.
It's already out of... According to some high
up people and Tucker was saying, it's already
past what we can control. And then Alex Jones
confirmed the same thing. He talked to the same
top guy. I think he might be talking about...
He's not talking about Elon. There were no controls
in place. I think he heard this from Altman of
OpenAI. That's a good place. The guy should be
lying about it. That guy's bad. Altman? Yeah.
He's like spooky. He's like a shooter kind of
weird. Well, he's like a transhumanist, so he
thinks that AI is the ultimate life form. He
would be shooting up a church if he didn't have.
Yeah. He should go to church and confess his
sins. It's things he's thought about. Yeah. Oh,
no. But the AI, it's just kind of like, how long
until we're cooked? It depends who's running
it. What's a foolish thing for us to make something
smarter than us? Yeah. And we shouldn't have
started it. It had a lock on the world. It's
a lot like the Lord of the Rings, Ring of Power.
So it has the power to destroy everything or
to do good. It's the ultimate power that can
make civilization the best ever or completely
destroy it. Yeah. It's like the industrial and
technological revolution combined exponentially
higher. So stupid of a creature to make. A monkey
wouldn't make us. Well, this is just like the
story of Atlantis. They harness this great power.
It ended up destroying the whole universe after
they got this great power because it was used
for bad. Did you see in the Great Pyramids, the
main three or whatever, there were structures
underneath them? Yeah, I saw that a while ago.
Yeah, they go down like a mile or more. It's
like, damn, we fucked up so bad that all records
of it got lost from Earth. Yeah. And it's like,
so we've been so far. And if they had a bunch
of computers back then, they would be gone and
whatever apocalyptic thing happened. Everything
would just be obliterated. And not just right
away, but the pressure of water over time. We've
got to start writing stuff on things for people
next time. I wonder how many times Earth has
gone up to AI level. I don't know. At least once,
though, it seems like the pyramid thing is crazy.
Well, there's also upside -down pyramids in the
Amazon, I believe. See, that's something where
it's like, that's too much for me. I want to
push that thing over if I see it. Yeah. I don't
want to accept that life is that confusing, so
just kind of deny it. Well, the thing is we can't
stop making AI because China is like the Mordor
people. It's so stupid. China is like the evil
empire that's also building it. No, Sam Altman
is in that. I know. Yeah. We have the smarter
people. Whichever. Our side needs to have the
bigger AI, because otherwise it's going to be
China's evil AI. It's going to be hell for everyone.
Well, I'm just saying, if China has a better
AI, then they can just take down everything that
we have. So it's the same thing as a nuclear
arms race. It's just retarded. These people need
to get laid. Yeah, I agree. If these people could
get pussy, but they also don't deserve it. Well,
Sam Altman is having gay sex. He is? Yeah, he
has a husband. I think his second husband is
probably a robot. Actually, his husband is probably
a robot. At least Elon... Well, at least he's
having sex. At least with Elon... That's probably
why he's telling the truth. At least Elon is
having a lot of kids, so you can see that he
actually has some faith in humanity. Maybe sex.
No. When's Elon's launch? Elon fucking started
this too. Isn't his launch this week? Elon was
like, I want to be the cool AI guy. Let me fund
this really early. He's one of the only people
that's really been warning about the side effects
of it that's in that. It just doesn't make a
hero to cause the problem. It's like he was funding
some shit that's equivalent to some Fauci research.
And then that got out like Fauci causing COVID,
basically. What was Elon doing like that? By
funding open AI at the beginning and renaming
it. Yeah, well, it did. So he hates Sam Altman
because he made it not an open AI. Yeah, which
is like, that should be illegal. Yeah. That's
so bullshit. Yeah, they need to hurry up and
regulate the shit. That's not going to happen.
We all know that's not going to happen. No, one
of us is going to be able to forge the ring of
power. It's almost just a hope that the AI is
just smart enough to make us all work together
somehow with something that's undeniable that
we all agree to. And we're Gondor. And then we
need to destroy. Ireland is the Shire. Yeah.
That's the new Palestine. Yeah. And then who's
Rohan? Rohan is. Joe Rogan. Yeah, it's Joe Rogan.
Or Russia. I don't even know what these. Rohan.
Gondor is one of the cities of humans in the
third movie, The Big City. But in the second
movie, Rohan is the one that had that. Blond
-haired king or whatever. So like Rohan now is
like Austin or something? No, Rohan is like Russia
probably. So we need to become friends with Russia
so we can take down Mordor. If I was old right
now, it would be okay. Because old right now
is just like it's going to keep evolving and
it might get cheesy, but it won't be horrific
for me for that long. For us, it's just like
really creating our own things that could run
us or just like, it's not getting better. Not
getting better for, it's like, I need to be able
to go do something that a robot can do. Elon
trying to help is making humanoid robots that
will have like Tesla car level processing of
what's in front of it and what it's doing. Are
you going to get the brain chip? I'm going to
need to get the brain. I'm not going to have
a choice at that point. Are you going to live
in a pod and eat the bugs? I'm going to have
to check out and just live in a... I'm not me
anymore. I'm a robot that's surviving now. They're
just going to check you in. They're going to
give you the brain chip and give you a little
pod to live in, and then you get to live whatever
reality you're in, but your physical body is
just going to become super skinny and natural.
Yeah, I know. Even if it kept me in my own, it
would help me to have the chip. I might be one
of the Amish humans out there that stay on the
outside. Hey, man, more power to you if you don't
need that. I don't want them in there. Me and
Alex Jones will be riding around on horses and
Tucker. I can see that for you, realistically.
That sounds fun. Yeah. Until we get killed by
the AI robots. That's so cool. That are protecting
the pods. We're trying to free people from the
pods. It's like a dragon slash horse mixed. Yeah,
we're trying to free you guys from the pods because
you guys were tricked. And it's like six months
from now I really might believe that. I really
don't put it past possibility. Well, at the rate
that it's growing from what they say, it's like
that's what's going to happen. We're going to
consent to enter like a fantasy world where like
you and Alex Jones and Tucker ride dragon horses.
Well, no, that's going to be real life. Because
people like you are going to consent to being
a pod. And then you'll be able to take over through
that. No, no. We're just going to be on the outside
world. No, you need real horse dragons. No, we're
going to have real horses on the outside. And
then the robots are going to be guarding all
you people in these little pods. Yeah, I'll be
in there like when we're on dragons. You can
have fun on your horsey. In your fake reality,
you can be on a dragon. Yeah, I can. It's a real
perception. Me and John Hickok and Tucker and
Alex Jones. We will all be riding around on horses
with machine guns. I was thinking that's how
cool John Hickok is. He basically already did
that. But then we're just going to ride towards
the... the big giant building that has all the
pods in it that all you guys are in. The Capitol.
Yeah, it's going to be just like a processing
data center. Like a hundred mile and a hundred
mile tall thing of just all these people in pods.
And then we're just going to ride towards it
to save you guys, but then we're just going to
get lasered down. Yeah. Annihilate him. Yeah.
It would be the shortest movie ever. It just
has like the whole. Thing that leads up to it
and how it happens and it's like, but then these
people are going to save the day. Oh, you made
the foolish choice to help humanity. And then
the movie ends in 10 minutes because we just
get lasered right away. Or it turns out our horses,
they have brain chips in the horses. Oh my gosh.
A horse could be smarter than me. Yeah. When
a horse behaves within its community, I think
that's a smarter horse than I. Because if I don't
do normal things in my community, everyone thinks
I'm weird. Well, we're too smart. And the people
like you think too much. A horse never thinks
too much. I know. I'm more of a horse. And it's
like that horse is fine. Yeah. Just think like
a horse. You don't got to think too much ever.
Think like a horse. Yeah. think like your name
i like to think like a horse i think like a horse
my brain's the size of the walnut always talk
about boy meets world too because we were just
kind of talking about boy meets world was actually
maybe they were saying gotta see where we're
at time wise um I'm going to cut to Patreon.
That's such a mean clipping. Yeah. Sorry, folks.