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Mac the bad boy of comedy at bad boy comedy on
all platforms. How'd you get that? How'd you
get that name? I just got it. I'm just that kind
of guy Yeah, and then of course I'm here with
at comedy baddie Oh Dylan Mahler also known as
Tim hot tub like Tim pool, but I'm a hot tub
And that lady's in hot water. It's not a hot
plunge But I'm here to talk about me at comedy
baddie And so yeah, I just, one day I was like
comedy baddie sleepy. And then I woke up as the
Joker. And it's like. I think you're a sleeper
cell. I might be a sleeper cell. Oh you forgot
to say let's get into it. And let's get into
it. Yeah, so we think Dylan's probably a sleeper
cell, and they're activating him through X. Or
they're training his brain on X, and then one
day it's going to click, and then he might have
to unalive somebody, but we don't know who. I'm
so ready to get deployed, I can feel it. It's
like being in heat. We don't know if it's the
good guys or the bad guys. I mean, both the good
guys and the bad guys have to use similar tactics
because, you know, you got to fight fire with
fire sometimes. I feel like I am the fire. The
second fire. I sleep or sell anemia, so I can't
be a sleeper. So that's how little of a sleeper.
So I am most be nice. But I also but I also have
I don't have an iron deficiency at all. I have.
way too much iron. You're too ironic. I'm too
ironic. Yeah. So the doctor said you got to take
anti iron pills and I said suck my, I said suck
my dick dad. I told my doctor, he's a nice guy
though. I felt kind of bad. He's a Mexican guy.
And I said, why don't you go back to Mexico?
Did you say anything during the appointment about
just kind of, so how are you doing? I said something
ironic. And he was like, it's clear. It's in
your blood. You're being ironic now. And I said,
Yeah, you're a good doctor. You're cooked. Yeah,
I cooked his ass. It was the most base appointment
I ever had. My doctors and I'm cool. I said,
Hey, Dr. Fuerza, why don't you go back to Mexico?
Not? Oh, yeah. It's not so fast that it could
suggesting maybe you don't do that because he's
a well, I wonder if he's a he's a doctor. Would
he be at the cool kids? I wonder, I wonder, he's
not a great, I think he has like one star probably.
He's nice, but he just comes in and like, tells
me that I should get a COVID shot, and then gives
me pills. And that don't get the COVID shot.
Well, I respect that strategy. I'm gonna be honest
with you. Just the pills, just the pills. Hey,
doc, how about you hold the lecture? Yeah, hold
the lectures. My old doctor, or my old gastroenterologist,
because I have Crohn's. Folks, do you know how
expensive it is to have Crohn's? You have to
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bad comedy or else I'll die. Mac is a slave to
his Crohn's. I have two jobs and I'm a slave
to my Crohn's. Yeah. And so I have to work two
jobs just for my Crohn's. If you could just join
the Patreon, even if you don't listen, I need
it. Free Mac break the chain break the Crohn's
right. I don't want to be a slave anymore You
know I thought we got rid of slaves. No, it's
like it's not how it's romanticized It's not
like right a lot of movies about it Yeah, you
know and I've always said if there was white
slavery that would be fine cuz I'd be the best
one Yeah, you do talk a lot about the horse that
they would give you to ride on and they would
I mean I whip the other slave It's kind of you
slave owner mentality. Well, no, I mean I would
be a slave under a Under black ownership. Yeah,
and then I would get promoted because I'd be
the best crop picker and then they would promote
me to Where I would whip hipsters that aren't
working because most most most hipsters like
Michael Cooper's They they love communism because
they don't put in any labor and they just want
all the money Until you get that whip on their
back. It's a lot. Yeah, we've been writing the
shape. Yeah And they'd be like I'd be like you
asked for that you asked for the white slavery
Which is actually doing him a favor because that
guy he wants the gumballs. That's his nut That's
his they'd probably let me at dinner, too I'd
be like their main general because i'm going
against my own people, you know, like Well, you'd
probably be serving if you were doing like dinners.
No, I think they would let me eat with them So
yeah, no just kind of the more you talk about
sounds like you just kind of envision yourself
as like a slave owner No, I would be friends
of the black guys that own the white slaves.
Well just kind of color I just feel like you
might be the affiliation that would help because
like even like a slave owners like they're not
even the person on the horse whipping and But
you kind of want to be no they they would have
like in American slavery, or actually in any
slavery, they would have some slaves that would
be the manager, and they would whip the other
black people and shit like that. No, I believe
you, and I feel like you would know that. That's
what I would be if it was white slavery. Yeah,
that is your absolute idea of it. I know for
sure I would get promoted because I'm a hard
worker, and I know that most of these people
aren't hard workers. Well, what if your crones
came into... And I would shit in the field, whatever
I got to do to work hard. I'll get a diaper.
Yeah. I'll shit on Michael Cooper and then walk.
You know what I'll do? I'm so Machiavellian.
What I would do is I would put down Michael Cooper
and Katie Zane, all these people and climb them
like a staircase, some kind of promotion. Well,
you really got to bully him to get some of his...
Bob Kean? Yeah. What I would do is I would...
I would carry Bob Keane to the top of the staircase
of all the people that don't work hard and throw
him off. And then he'd probably fly away like
a bat. Well, if you're killing the other slaves,
even if they're like kind of a bat rat. Yeah.
I mean, yeah, Bob Keane is a is a disgusting
bat rat. He's really a disgusting like looking
and sounding and just his whole personality.
Everything about him is bad. It's almost just
like is there anything good about him? No, there's
no anyone name anything good about my keen I'm
sure Bob Euler has things that he looks up to
but it's coming from such a low vantage point
of a human I mean Bobby buzzes a coward And he
talks shit behind people's backs all the time.
We talk shit in front of people's backs I mean
just the more actually right now we're talking
shit Directly to people if they're listening
behind the paywall is where we say they're really
hurtful stuff yeah but this is also immortalized
like forever just kind of it's kind of an immortal
technique we're doing yeah and it's a public
statement the whole world can hear it's just
kind of it's an immortal technique i'd say bob
tried bullying me and then just cooked his ass
and yeah, he unfriended me and deleted the thread.
And so I think we all know who won that I thought
about posting it to make him look even worse.
But then it's stooping his level. Yeah, I will
be haunting him and just kind of ruining his
life. Like for the rest of I sent I sent you
that text message that I got right about a gay
affair. Okay. Oh, yeah. So there's some Bob Keane
is having a gay affair. I kind of like I trust
the source on this one. He's having a gay affair.
More to come. But I can't drop it all right now.
But more to come. Bob Keane is having gay sex
with somebody behind Ariel's back. So it's like
allegedly. But I also it's not allegedly I have
the receipts. I just don't know if I can release
some. I just got I got to talk to my lawyers.
Yeah. So there's like a lot of things going on.
But really, the more that I kind of when I was
like, thought I was going to war with him, it
was really just a battle if that yeah it was
just like uh yeah no we think you just realize
he's like a loser that has like you know nothing
and then i started to feel bad well he's like
50 years old and he like uh tries to cancel people
yeah just like who like what's i always was nice
to him because i felt bad for him and it's like
when i just remember like oh this is no then
you realize that guy just needs a hug he's a
piece of shit And he can't be fixed with a hug.
No, a hug of Satan maybe. And he's gonna be mean
and you just kind of cook him and then you ruin
his life after that. We have some plans and I
can't really say any of them, but there's war
plans. We've been using Signal to communicate
about it. We have a big group chat of some high
level people and Signal. We've got Jeff Goldberg
in there, the reporter from The Atlantic. Really,
it's almost just like I wish there was like a
horror movie or something like an ongoing like
kind of omnipresent just kind of the the creature
that keeps looming and just kind of They might
not run fast, but they keep walking kind of thing
like a zombie like I own a fair amount of real
estate in Bob Keen's head like the Chinese do
here I do in Bob Keen's head like you're in all
the And just sometimes I'll punch the brain.
Uh huh. Well, yeah, it seems like it's irritated
lately. There's been a lot of emotional reactions.
Right. Emotional, to say the least. Yeah. It
kind of Bob Keane's kryptonite is a stoic response.
It's like performing comedy, doing the worst
anyone's ever done at a certain Mike. And then
he came at you firing literally every missile
and he has nothing left. What do you know? It
wasn't just me. How dumb is Bob? Why do you fire
all your missiles at one time? Have even a small
amount of strategy. He got kind of he got himself
in a little bit of a pickle conundrum. Yeah,
folks, if you're listening internationally, Bob
Keane is on the Chicago comedy scene. He's a
stand up comic. He gets booked on a lot of his
shows. He produces nowhere else. No. And then
just like if you do bad at a mic, In a town that
you don't even live, the last thing you want
is someone to find out without you telling them
first. So what you do is you go on Facebook on
like a group with like thousands of people and
you post about what you just did to yourself
and make sure that everyone finds out like your
version of it. Right because the last thing you
want is like two people to find out from someone
else like authentically Yeah, like the problem
is he thinks that the uh that history is written
by the losers It actually just turns out is by
the victors So it's he's gonna fuck around to
find out and but bob keen has a black eye in
perpetuity. He always He has a perpetual black
eye because he just always punched in the face.
I fought him myself in an alley and He had a
mark in his face. I'd never mark on my face.
I was blacked out, but I I count that as a win.
I think I got a kick in as well. So. As if you
needed it just to. Well, I was like I was doing
some kung fu, blackout kung fu. Some tiger style.
Yeah, I'm a tiger king, people say, except not
gay or method, you know. And they say Bob and
by they I mean Bob says he's king of the open
mics, which is. He came at me with some kind
of weird stuff. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he was like he's
a comedy veteran Yeah, and he's like you think
you're were equals or something It was like I
don't think about my place amongst all these
everyone. We're all losers If you want to be
like the best of like a bunch of losers like
yeah when I first started he was doing that to
me talking Yeah, that's when I released all the
DMs as a nuke and then but Hate when people post
private DMS unless it's a nuclear bomb. You got
to do it very sparingly Yeah, and you got to
have everything collected You drop it off No,
I really felt like it's like this is how like
how he's talking to Mac and it's like but I was
like a two months in and he was he was just like
he was like he was like he's like Talking shit
to the vets like you're gonna. Oh my god, you're
gonna stolen beat up or something and then I
was like Like I'll hurt you dude. Yeah, I'll
see you at North Park tonight I thought about
that like that's like one like there's like a
hundred different like angles And it's like one
is just like just one is like physical actually
just like beating him up Yeah, but we can't talk
about too much strategy. Yeah in public But it's
like for for the for the war gaming on the bob
keen campaign, uh, join patreon It's just funny
for him to just make the same mistake. He made
like three years ago He makes it all the time.
It's so easy. He's the easiest person to Defeat
it's because other people like roll over and
just don't want the smoke. But then he also is
just he's so retarded He's just yeah against
the people with like all the ammunition nothing
to lose like he has bpd thing is like Just kind
of fucking with anyone that fucks with those.
He literally has nothing Also, he's he has nothing
to lose. Yeah, just do I want to watch him do
it to himself? He owns he owns nothing So he
physically has nothing to lose. Well, he did
steal Dan's show He sold Dan's show. Yeah, remember
he stole his dumb drummer. Yeah, he did Yeah,
he stole it like and put it on like the Friday
instead of Thursday or something. Is it still
called the same thing? Think it's laughter hours.
Oh, yeah another hunter Hirsch production. Yeah,
well, I don't know It's like maybe he didn't
steal it, but I like hunter Hirsch cuz he's autistic
like you yeah, but he's like the good kind, you
know I'm actually both kinds. Yeah, you're a
little bit both. Yeah, I'm becoming more kind
of Machiavellian I guess we could call it Mac
Machiavelli colluminati Off of your body it blows
like a 12 -gauge shoddy. You feel me? Yeah pock
I don't like pock as much as biggie, but I like
pock but Bob Keane is much lower than those two.
Oh, but Bob Keane is like He's like is he's a
clay Aiken He's like a Ruben's a foul Everyone
knows that Ruben stutters should have won that
America that was back. That was back when that
was that show called America That was American
American American idiot American idiot. Yeah,
Ruben stuttered should have won. There was both
bullshit He didn't win and not for DEI purposes.
He was way better at singing than Gay Aiken who
wasn't even didn't come out as gay at the time.
He said he was straight No, and that's what the
blind side should have been about that about
Ruben stuttered. Yeah. Yeah, where's Tim? Well,
they named the sandwich a sandwich after him
It's a good sandwich, too That's my worst fear
is if I die and and that's how I'm remembered
is they just name a sandwich after me my dying
wishes to not have like a Mac Dylan or just None
of that. I would love to make a make Dylan immortalize
you folks the reason we didn't do this podcast
last week is because Dylan was on a secret mission
infiltrating Antifa and trying to work. But actually,
I can't talk too publicly about this because
if they hear this. I mean, no, Dylan is out doing
the Tesla protests. He hates Elon and stuff.
So most of sleeper cell, it's kind of for both
sides. And so he no, he really hates Elon and
he hates Trump. he hates that Elon's making everyone
lose their jobs. And he hates that we're auditing
the government for fraud. So he he's been at
these protests really protesting. He's the real
deal. We want fraud. When do we want it? We want
fraud, right? He's the he's the real deal. He's
a he's a hardcore leftist. And yeah, that's all
safer now. He's not infiltrating the Soros network
at all. No, I'm not kind of just Yeah, Trojan
horsing my way. No, not at all. Yeah, that's
all that's all we can say it for now So let's
a little wink and a nod to the fan. So yeah attention.
Please don't tell George George Soros or Alex
Soros. Yeah Alex Soros, have you ever heard him
talk? No, he talks like he's on his shitlet.
He's George Soros' son He's just his prodigy
the same thing. He just wants to control everything.
Probably his 40s 30s. Maybe I don't know. Okay,
so I just mix these people up because I think
George Soros is the he's the one who's old and
he's the one who started all this shit. He's
the young one that looks like the Joker. Yeah,
and he talks like he's on a billion like milligrams
of Adderall. Yeah, he probably is. And he makes
like war plans for Antifa and stuff like that.
War sucks. I know. We should make war sucks.
I know. She left me drone strikes by the stairs.
The same thing. I was like, how do we make it
about drone strikes? Oh, yes. That's perfect.
The U .S. government doesn't care. I was talking
to Diego about that last time, just like I want
to make these little 30 second parodies of music
stuff. But if I do, it's just so hack now. I
have a million I could just come off the dome.
That's what we got to do, because it's like...
Like there's a... Don't tread on me. Yeah. We
should start making those. It's low notes, but
weird out. It's weird to make a whole song. Don't
tread on me. Don't make the whole song. That's
too obsessive. That's like Mac with Dan to see
me. Yeah, but it's it's funny because it's the
whole song. Yeah, that's why I think it's funny
I think it's funny because it's the whole song.
It's ridiculous Yeah, it is It's another level.
There's like I could easily do it could have
easily done one verse of Dando Cmo by evening
Yeah, but it's way fun out here stealing jokes
There's something funny about every bit that
I got was just fucking so long When my bits get
tried at the open mic I can count on Dando CMO
there That was actually some really good writing
by me Not trying to give myself too much credit
or but it was some pretty good writing No, it's
like have you seen that sales guy who's like
if your family was gonna get murdered could you
sell 40 cars a month? The guy sells 10 cars a
month if I'm gonna kill your family could you
sell 40 cars a month the guys like yes And he's
like okay. Why aren't you selling 40 cars a month?
Why do you need your family to be in you know
you can do that? Yeah, and I feel like I probably
self in a sleeper cell situation where like these
lyrics need to I probably yeah Well, I'm gonna
kill my family if I don't write well my brain
is just very industrious But if I if I put my
mind to it so like if I get if I have a project
I get it done You know Just get it done. I get
her done. So you gotta be careful about what
projects you Yeah, I took on projects 2025. I
wrote the whole thing You got it done. I wrote
all of projects 2025 give it to Trump. He saw
the whole thing He's implementing it and that's
what that's always that's what we all wanted
Yeah, but I mean I wrote it as it was a prank
Yeah, and then it turned out that they're gonna
implement the whole thing I'm trying, what pranks
was I thinking of? Well we did, we voted for
Trump's to cancel out to make Dan Kass vote for
Trump. That was a big pivotal. Yeah we weren't
even gonna vote folks, we did this hilarious
jackass prank where we both voted for Donald
Trump just to reverse Dan Kass, enemy of the
show. He's, I had, it was because... We cut this
out of the episode because it was so annoying
but I had an argument with him about Russia gate
in January 6 we're concerned about it but and
and Dan cast was so annoying that we Made him
vote for Donald Trump. So Dan voted for Donald
Trump. We stayed out of it because technically
we didn't vote We just believe a gas voter for
Trump. Yeah. Yeah but I also voted for Trump
a different voting place. So we both voted for
Trump. We also voted for Trump. Yeah. I mean,
I went to every I went to every polling place
and voted for Trump. It was a kind of level five,
maybe even level five and a half that we did
this in a overwhelmingly blue. Yeah, then it
was almost like do we even tell him because it's
easy rebuttal. Yeah, just saying well that was
What's voter pointless? Yeah, there's a lot of
voter frogs out there. He's a sore loser. There's
a lot of voter frogs were winner Yeah, voter
frog. Yeah, that's they've been saying is apparently
everywhere. Mm -hmm They're trying to rib rib
the election. Yeah Yeah, that's a stretch. I
think they are rib in the election I don't know
if they're forcing it, but they stopped ribbing
Snickers bars. They took the glazing off of it.
Yeah, it's like a stop the stop the peel. Yeah,
they did. They're you peel back the layers on
our food. Yeah, let you leave our food alone.
I don't need a Kennedy in my pizza. Yeah. Well,
yeah, I like eating the bugs because they got
they got the grass or crickets chopped up that
they make the they make some out of the chopped
up crickets and then put in the food and then
the red dye the red dye is made from from these
ticks they mash up. They're really red. Wow.
And so we're already eating the bugs. Yeah, we're
already eating the bugs. No, I was on Little
Caesar. They're getting us started on the There's
no bug option. I wonder if this bugs me. Yeah,
I think the Little Caesars actually has okay
ingredients From what I've heard Papa John's
it and them but I think Domino's has a lot of
bad stuff Pizza Hut We're being John. We're talking
about how Stuff crust uh -huh. That was only
a thing for Pizza Hut I think they had a copyright
under something but then now everyone has it,
you know Wow so That's a good thing they had,
but now they don't have that cooked. Yeah, no,
you're washed at that point. Pizza Hut got cooked
and they stopped having the brick and mortar
stores where you can go to the buffet and get
a bunch of pizza. Pizza Hut was fun to go to.
It was like, Pizza Hut! Yeah, let's go to Pizza
Hut and eat a shitload of pizza. Because pizza
rules. I was kind of mad when Alex Stein was
talking about... It's like I love Chuck E. Cheese
like I got me on that was like my how I got into
drugs Yeah, well Chuck E. Cheese. I like sign.
He's a he's a furry He's Robbie the rat. Yeah,
that's why I wanted John Hickok told Tucker Carlson
So we could call Alex Stein and he didn't he
didn't put in the call when you needed it most
so far Mm -hmm. So it's is John Hickok enough.
Yeah. Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna break the Jasmine
Crockett news now. This is breaking news breaking
faking news breaking news breaking news. You
won't get this from anywhere else except for
the bad comedy podcast Jasmine Crockett, the
congresswoman who used to talk like me. And now
she talks like Y 'all motherfuckers crazy governor
hot wheels down there Yeah, she talks like that
now. She she talked like this and now she talks
like that. That's not the reveal Yeah, she's
she's it's not even racist for me to do that
because she is code -switching exactly the same
as I am She talks exactly like this and you're
not threatened by you can code switch she talks
person she talks precisely like this in real
life and then when she goes out there she's like
You know, take the shit I said. That's not her
real voice. But that's not the reveal. The reveal
is Jasmine Crockett. No relation to Davy Crockett.
She would have said you could have the Alamo.
She said you could have the Alamo. No, no, no.
Don't even tell me that right now, Matt. No relation.
OK, so no relation. But he has relation to her.
No, but she is. She divorced her parents? No,
I looked at the lineage. And the lineage is 12
%? No, no. There's no Davy Crockett blood in
her. So she got blood transfusion? It was a different
Crockett's. I think it was the people that made
the crockpots or something. But then there was
Davy Crockett who was cool and wore a raccoon
hat and defended the LMO. And she's not... Right,
so he's probably rolling in his grave with his
namesake being Used by someone who's code -switching
and telling people to burn down Tesla's Davey
Crockett's locker. Yeah Maybe check that yeah,
Davey cock it but that's You don't get news like
that anywhere else folks. Do you think that she
it was the name or just kind of? That might not
even be her real name. I bet her real name is
like like Sarah Sarah Nepper Maybe we should
ask rock. We should crack it. Yeah, she probably
is a white woman with blackface on Yeah, they're
all cosplaying as Black women. Yeah, and what
I mean lizard people are wearing white body.
I mean black women used to be the Karens They
used to be the triple Z snap, the triple Z girlfriend.
Women were just I heard a good analysis about
this. So culture goes from black women to gay
men to white women. It's like Bermuda Triangle
and white women ruin it all. And they white women
honestly are the worst when it comes to like.
Like the most of the people at like racial like
protests are white people No, honestly, it's
like bill burr and they don't even know what
they're protesting They don't even know they're
protesting half the time bill burr cooked white
women so hard in that one mon SNL monologue bill
burr has been a Weirdly leftist recently. I mean,
yeah, I think he's got I think he's got the thing.
He's got a big -time derangement syndrome and
then even Sam Bishop was making fun of him. Really?
Yeah, he was saying, you know what, Bill Burr,
I don't think that I like your arguments and
he didn't like how Bill Burr was being upon,
but when Bill Burr cooked white women. It seems
like Sam Bishop is, I mean, Sam Bishop's in the
cult fully, you know, and you would think that
he would love the Bill Burr thing. You're not
allowed to criticize people within that cult.
No, and it's like he's making fun of Elon aren't
you supposed to just like have an orgasm right
now Yeah, instead. He's having he had a in the
other cult in my window orgasm ago Facebook we
We actually criticize people when they do things
wrong but the the other cult they Like if you
have an Afghanistan pullout, you know 13 people
die and we leave them like like a hundred billion
dollars of weapons then everyone's like, that's
good. I think that's good, but Sam Bishop, he
pointed out Bill Burr is an old white man. Yeah.
I don't know how young Sam Bishop is. Hey, Sam
Bishop, who the fuck cares what color people
are? Who the fuck is that guy? Sam, Sam, Sam
Priest, you're a racist. Bringing up race all
the time is racist. I second that motion. Yeah.
So you're talking about it. He's racist. He's
sexist. Yeah, he's talks a lot about the chosen
people Yeah, white people that bring more than
I white people that bring up race all the time
or racist we choose not to do that because that
divides our country and I think the Democrats
had never changed from when they were the slave
owner guys Yeah, and it's like they just switched
it to Making black people perpetually poor we
should see if he made any AI art of himself on
a horse and really examine See, maybe he thinks
he'd be the emperor slave. Yeah, I bet. I bet
he would take down the Teddy Roosevelt statue
in Portland. I bet he was part of that. That
pissed me off so much. I'm still mad when I saw
that. When I went to Portland, I saw the the
statue stand without the statue. You went there
to visit it and you were just I didn't even go
to visit the thing. But when I saw that there
and all these purple haired people walking around
and all these people shooting up heroin like.
Portland is the worst place in the world And
then I saw that and I was like Do you guys even
know? They took him down because he's a white
guy. That's literally it but he was He had the
most Teddy the Rough Riders was the most diverse
fucking regiment ever It's a cool squad. He was
a thing. He started he started national parks,
which is that's environmentalism. That's Conservationism
it's it's like the best way to unite a bunch
of people from a rag tag team of Different people
his party was called the progressive party. You
need a common enemy I think maybe Sam Bishop's
new common enemy Same if you want to attack bill
burke cuz he has red hair. I don't care Yeah,
but you don't even have hair the enemy of my
enemy is my friend So that means that Bill Burr
is my friend. So we got to and we got to attack
with Elon Musk attack Sam Bishop. And I'm friends
with George Soros. Yeah, yeah. Right. I'm really
good friends with friends with friends with Bill
Gates and our friends Alex Jones. And I'm friends
with Fauci and I'm friends with RFK. I'll drink
to that except I do think I might be a sleeper
sell against Fauci. Really? Yeah, I thought I
mean, that'd be the best pick. Doesn't he's gonna
die on his own. Yeah, I was gonna say trying
to say the K word Because then YouTube just cooks
us, why can't you say that? What about the band
that cooks with the K two K's? Yeah Alcohol is
horrible. John Hickok was right Well, it's 62
.5 percent alcohol. It's not a good percent.
I mean, it's hard to I think it's hard to be
good when it's that high But then it's good in
a different way, but not you want it to be this
is actually this is actually the perfect glass
for something that that heavy or that high in
alcohol content because it's a weapon. Yeah,
but also just the amount of it in here because
you don't want a full glass, you know. No, but
it's you don't want more. Took too much more
than shot glass. Oh, yeah, you just chugged some
yeah, I don't want to take a shot I've just been
saying drinking you bit. That's my second one.
I've just been sipping it. Oh my gosh. You just
totally bamboozled me I Just got scammed so hard.
Oh, you thought I was gonna shoot it down I hit
the table and you set it down. I guess I think
I said Maybe I didn't was review the tape Or
get someone or Bansky if you're still around
Can you take a look back at the tape or as you
can zoogler, please? We should like kind of get
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We do get we do get good listens on patreon Just
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to... He won, but I don't even know, I don't
care. I don't know, he won. Yeah, he completely
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This guy is a fucking wordsmith. He writes bars.
He says funny things, dude. He's got some new
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Just go to YouTube and type in John Kennedy.
I can't imagine how much there is. People have
been talking about him, too, on X a lot more
than I've... I should have made the John Kennedy
channel. I don't know if they have one yet, but
people have been talking about his quips and
stuff. That's one that's like, you see a million
of the same thing. It's like, if only there was
a channel dedicated to this, we need a John Kennedy
channel on Instagram. Well, I should have made
it earlier, because I think that I was... You
were a pioneer. I was a pioneer in being a huge
fan of John Kennedy. You were there before all
these people talking about it. Right. You know
more. You haven't. I know all of his quips pretty
much. It's so it's so valuable. Yeah. In cyberspace,
John Kennedy clips. Right. He's talking about
his zingers. Yeah. They're like old school, but
he has such. Yeah. Yes. And then still. Yes.
Mayorkas, who's Definitely an alien or reptilian
or something. He's like the definition of that
I didn't believe I didn't believe in any of that
until I saw me or kiss and I was like this guy
is a lizard person he's like a bad case of like
He also just like imported a bunch of criminals
on purpose You gotta have that guy do like the
least, you know obvious thing if he looks like
a lizard still that guy Yeah, he's evil, but
John Kennedy said would you parachute here from
Mars? Yeah. John Kennedy's, that'd be a long
parachute ride. And I think I think mayor just
did parachute in from Mars. It's what if you
know something that we don't that? Yeah, he literally
parachute. That'd be so like rapper of him to
do that. The problem with Congress is everyone's
everyone's blackmailed by Israel. That's I mean,
the The whole Epstein blackmail operation. That's
scary. I was listening to, alright folks, if
you think I'm problematic. It's not only, Israel
blackmails a lot of the Republicans, but there's
also people blackmailed by other interests too.
I just think, okay, I like blackmail, I'm not
threatened by... Like Lindsey Graham is clearly
gay, and he should just say he's gay to get out
of his blackmail. What is he, what's he waiting
for? That would help his career. Probably turn
gay now. Well, because he's been against gay
legislation though. So I think no it would tank
his career Well, also actually actually I don't
he's definitely blackmailed But also he's probably
blackmailed by the military industrial complex
because he's always trying to go to war My perspective
on him was just kind of like he was like hating
on Trump the most roasting I'm thinking he wasn't
gonna win then it's just started Fucking his
dick once he got elected. He sucks his dick so
much. And it was just kind of like, okay, you're
just a flimsy nothing. Yeah, he's the he's a
sinko fan. Yeah. And then your name is Lindsey
Graham. So weak names also recently Trump endorsed
him for for the next Senate race when it shouldn't
be him. It should be different. That's like just
nice to Trump to do that even. But I wonder if
maybe he made a deal with I think they have a
lot they have a lot going on behind the scenes
where they're arresting a lot of people for Kickbacks
and stuff like that and maybe Lindsey Graham
came forward Lindsey's like I got enough clout
in my lifetime Maybe he came forward and is ratting
on other people I mean he definitely seems like
he would so that they won't prosecute him and
then he said and then He was like if you endorse
me Give you all these names and then just give
me immunity. I think that's what it is That's
what it's got to be because he's like the most
known in Mago likes him It's like how can you
like someone that's so flimsy? It's like he's
basically like Bob also Trump talks shit about
man about sassy Massey, which wasn't cool No,
how can you hate on sassy Massey's the realest
Thomas's? Sassy Massey is the realest n -word
in Congress and Lindsey Graham the phoniest flimsiest
and he's gay Hey, he's closet gay. He's for sure
religious, right? He's like a he's like known
gay like I think he there was the thing where
he was in a men's bathroom and he was like tapping
his foot like trying to like solicit sex from
someone oh my god if there's if that if I've
heard that's kind of scandal like I think that
was him. I thought that was that wiener guy No,
that guy that was worse. Well that guy He got
what came out was that he was just sending pics
of his wiener, which is funny No, but but but
he was also doing some in the bathroom, but maybe
He did a lot of bad stuff. This is so there's
a lot of closet. Well, I think he's I think he's
tied in with the Podestas and Hillary and all
that. Oh man, that's just funny to be like. You
gotta look into Patrick Byrne, dude. This guy.
People think that you might have done that. Have
you heard of Patrick Byrne? General Flynn and
him made a a three part kind of docu -series
called The Enemy Within and he breaks down like
the deep state and he was CEO of overstock, but
the In the oh wait crash he completely predicted
it and then they ended up bringing him in he
has a good photographic memory So the FBI he's
an FBI asset for a while and then he ended up
turning on them because they tried to turn on
him Then that just sounds dangerous photographic
memory. Yeah, they want to kill him really bad
They want to hurt him. It's just Mac at this
point, man. Like what are we doing? I kind of
let YouTube not know. What are we really doing?
No, I'm actually asking what are we doing? Because
if you the difference between that it's only
it's only it's just those there's just words
that yeah, but those words. It's like that. Are
we making money when we don't do it or do we
not even know? No, what I'm saying is that when
you do that they they they push down. The people
that it's not about money. It's listeners. Yeah.
But then how much do they push it down? They
100 % do it a lot. At some point we just got
it. Do what we do and yeah, well that's for this
for the patreon. So on the patreon we talk all
about Yeah, we never talk about this stuff on
here. Yeah on patreon. We really we Let people
want to hear that on and pay for it. Well, yeah,
if you want to hear about People getting canceled
if you want to hear about people getting canceled
Which is the word that we can't say No, we want
to hear. If you want to hear the K word a lot,
go to Patreon. We honestly do want to hear what
you want to hear. Yeah, because it would be good
for us to know what people want to hear. I don't
care what people want to hear. You want to have
in the back your mind because I like it. We both
like to talk. I like what's funny to me. Yeah,
but a lot of things are funny to you. Yeah, a
lot of things are front and that be hive is a
lot of bees in it. Yeah, we have if they were
listeners. I have minds think alike mean being
doing text and say the same exact thing at the
same time. It's almost romantic. But it's Yeah,
we're talking about like some loser like Bob
Keane or we're talking about Yeah, we don't finish
each other's sentences. We say the exact same
thing. But then imagine if just the fans like
think the same things like about join the hive
mind folks But you can't they can't have the
full hive mind unless they join the patreon because
that's missing half the episodes Well, just give
us that like, you know the half hive mind and
we'll see if we hive minds think alike You know
That's it. That's a saying that I came up with.
I know it's kind of you know, don't ruin my promotion
You're getting promoted To the horse slave guy.
Yeah, I'm still unemployed. Yeah, yeah, there's
no jobs out there. I was just I thought he was
going to pay me. Yeah, you're not unemployable.
There's just literally no jobs. No, I like thinking.
No, I know. So I know so many people that are
applying for jobs. There's literally no jobs.
It's like was I just I think I was extra cooked,
but you know, yeah, no, you should feel better
about yourself because it's not it's not just
you. I know. people that are qualified for decent
paying jobs or they can't even get, I applied
for a job at Home Depot for the benefits. And
I didn't get anything back. I would have loved,
that would be the only retail place that I would
work at because I love Home Depot. Yeah, to like
a dangerous amount. Like if you, the people there
knew. Who you are and how much you love home
improvement like it would be like I would become
the CEO in probably three weeks They would be
worried about you taking their jobs. That's the
only barrier right they might they might Write
me up for stuff and try to get me fired because
I'd be worried that I'd become the CEO. Yeah
It's like but instead there's some Software reviewing
you didn't have the right buzzwords or whatever
Yeah, and then it's just like or you have to
answer the questions or it's just like do you
have 30 years of experience in this. You're like,
is it improv? Like, yeah. Is it? No. Right. Yeah.
The only jobs that are out there are specialty
jobs where you have to have a bunch of years
of experience in it, but you can't have the years
of experience in it without being to be an engineer
for 30 years. Yeah. Sorry, buddy. And you have
to be like a new graduate. Yeah. For 30 years.
Yeah. It's just that tight window. So there's
that. But there's also so many jobs that are
on LinkedIn, but they don't get back to you.
Yeah, they go back to you in a week saying that
we found a candidate. No, that job didn't exist.
They're just compiling information. Sometimes
they're making themselves look bad. I'm going
to start calling out these companies because
please, because I'm not I'm not like applying
anymore. I have a job. But these there's a lot
of companies out there that I know. So I know
that I have the qualifications for it. I'm overqualified
for them and then it would just be like in like
a week out getting email like a Standardized
email dude. I would love to do that. If we start
calling out companies like you can't even get
an interview dude. It's it's like I I probably
applied to like 300 jobs before I get an interview.
Uh -huh wait, and I have a good track record
in my employment I was with the same company
move my way up for eight years and then I on
my own became a stockbroker. And then like, that
was my that was my that was my employment break
was become was getting my licenses and becoming
a stockbroker. Pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.
Yeah, the initiative, the drive. My dad grew
up on a farm, I got those jeans. And I'm also
German, very industrious. You could tap into
a lot of different you can be Jewish if you need
to. Yeah. I'm 13 percent Jewish. That's why I'm
good with money, folks. So talk to money with
Mac if you need any advice. No, but that's like
inspirational. That's so much bigger than sometimes
I think bad comedy. It's like, you know, we call
people out on their bullshit. Right. But a lot
of times it's just policing the scene. Yeah.
And but think about they can't bullshit. They
can't bullshit. Bullshitters like us. No. Yeah,
you know. Yeah. Whenever I see you, whenever
I see Bob Keane, I say I say, listen up, Bob.
You can't bullshit a bullshitter. Okay, you know,
giving them a hard time when you do that. I say
Bob Keane, you can't bullshit a bullshitter.
And he freaks out. And then I go, Well, turns
out you're gay. The whole time. And he's like,
Fuck, how do you know? And right, because because
that's the best defense against a Bob Keane type
of person or a hacko is you they freak out. And
then you have a very minimalist response. And
that pisses them off even more. Rile them up.
Oh, yeah. Rile them up more and make them make
themselves look bad. Let them destroy themselves.
There is like someone else I'm going to war with
where it's just like, yeah, leave him on red
because that's going to just tear him apart and
just watch him implode and say something totally
contradictory to what else he said. I don't I
haven't done that. I don't do the leave on red
much. All right. I don't think I. Don't know
Jason would do that Jason would do that for sure.
Mm -hmm, but I don't Purposefully leave you blood
red much. I'm very quick at responding normally.
It's it's almost like I respond like right away
Like within a second See for me the stoicism
that I need more of that. So I got yeah because
I'll react too hard and then yeah, and then maybe
have a few days we just said and Yeah, I'll be
like, oh man, they left me on right now. What
the heck? Yep. Yeah, you got to get the opposite
of girl brain stoicism. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But
then just all these companies. Because girl brains
are like... Right, it's just like, it doesn't
stop. But then they also have that storage for
passive. They have the part in their brain that
holds the passive aggressiveness in. And then
they just like, over time, just passive aggressively
say shit. This is like saying like black people
have an extra bone in their foot. Girls like
girls. Like just not true thing. Yeah, yeah.
Girls have different brains of men though. It's
a real thing. They do. I mean, just like, well,
they're different size people. They I mean, like
different women in general, just think different
than men. They have different emotion types like
black people think different than white people.
Well, no, I mean, That will black women and black
men think they don't Know like what about black
women verse like white men know like women are
more prone to emotional things or emotional like
if you Do an emotional argument they're more
likely to fall for it men men prefer the facts.
I Don't know sometimes. I think unless you're
I don't want to like out my boys Because it's
just like we need help right now. I think I feel
like Men have been taking a beating for a while.
It's almost a slavery level beating Yeah, especially
that's just so there's been all these trans people
trying to kill all white cis men No, we gotta
be It's not my fault that I'm a white straight
man, you know This is not a word to that when
did that word become a thing we need to get rid
of cisgender. That's not a thing Maybe it was
the first one. It's called normal It's it's normal
because it's the majority of people this is a
slur They try to say that I guess I could say
I'm a part of a minority group called cisgender,
you know I'm a victim Yeah, no victim mentality.
It's like embrace it when it's convenient reject
it when it's they're trying to gaslight you right
and make you feel worse about yourself. Oh, they
love gaslighting over there on the left. Don't
you ever bring up my oppression? Yeah. Don't
you ever make a month about my oppression? Yeah.
Trump's Trump and then it turns out you're double
oppressed. Yeah. Isn't it you have two months
of oppression in a row? Yeah, welcome to being
a black woman How is Trump gonna be a Nazi if
he's like against he's like really against anti
-semitism like Jared Kushner his stepson is very
Jewish. It's tough to like, you know, you support
Israel in yeah and your Hitler that makes you
Hitler Yeah, it's kind of like well wouldn't
Hitler do the polar opposite thing, I don't know.
I'm not a history buff. Right, he'd probably
be pro anti -Semitism, I'd assume. Yeah, he'd
probably not fund... I think he was. Yeah, so
I think it's the opposite, the opposite thing,
right? Yeah, so he's kind of the anti -Hitler.
Yeah, he is the anti -Hitler. And also, people
are like, he's doing unconstitutional things.
He's causing a constitutional crisis. It's like...
No, there's like 60 district judges just telling
him he can't do anything that is within his power.
That's a judicial coup. That seems like kind
of... And they're all unelected, and they're
all appointed. People elected Donald Trump to
do these things that he's doing, and then nobody
elected these judges, especially that Boasberg
guy who looks like Jack Skellington with skin.
He just... Cut that part out. No. Have you seen
a picture of this guy? Judge Boasberg, I believe
I want to see it too. He's evil But also just
think it's guy it's it's easier thing to like
if you think of like an evil globalist lizard
guy It depends if our enemies like show him the
picture or not But like this guy without the
picture. So you're saying it's like damn So unelected
people are stopping the elected people from doing
something, right? That seems like unconstitutional
it is and also people like there's a separation
of powers and it's like well Trump is actually
firing people within the executive branch all
these things he's firing people from his own
thing if he was Hitler he would weaponize these
things like the Department of Education to indoctrinate
people so he's weakening his own force yeah he's
weakening his own force that is not a thing that
a dictator would do and he's a dictator would
Suppress free speech and suppress. Yeah, they
would hate the they would censor stuff It would
censor stuff and they would be against gun rights
because they don't want an uprising, you know,
yeah, they would also Weaponize the FBI and the
DOJ and weaponized really every agency against
their political adversaries you're fired They
do reality TV Would Hitler do reality TV, folks?
Can he be Hitler if he's... I feel like that's
the opposite of Hitler. This guy is... This looks
so... It feels like Voldemort. Jesus. I thought
I looked like Voldemort. Guys, Google Judge Boesberg.
I don't have another screen I could pull it up
on, but he looks like the most evil guy in the
whole world. I almost feel like that's... And
his daughter runs a big NGO. Weird. Oh his daughter
runs a immigration NGO and he's blocking the
illegal immigration flights of Tren de Aragua.
It's kind of weird. Maybe tell the people at
home, maybe they don't know what an NGO is. It's
a non -governmental organization. Those are the
things that people put money from the government
into. They use it to launder money either back
into Either to their pockets or into their own
elections, so it's basically a just a money laundering
scheme where they make sure they keep getting
elected and Okay, wait a second. I have a question.
That's all true. I mean it's it The the paperwork
is out there check out Mike Ben's on X if you
guys want to see more about that He only goes
off facts. He doesn't speculate in case anyone
else is wondering What you talking about, Willis?
Because that sounds like a government agency
to me. Look at how evil he is. No, no. He looks
like the guy from, like, American Gothic, the
painting. He's fucking the most evil -looking
guy ever. No, he's worse. He's a real Satan pitchfork.
Guys, please look up Judge Boesberg. It's just
like he doesn't even have to... Maybe on the
episode of Thumbnail, I have Boesberg. Yeah.
We love Boasberg. Just just forget his even involvement
and just look him up and, oh, guess who? Look,
see what he looks like. So he was in his role.
He got so they randomly pick judges for cases.
And it sounds like a good idea that he was on
three Trump cases. And then he randomly got put
on this whole signal gate case. He just randomly
got put on. You know, definitely a random pick,
not just like a I mean, it sounds random. That
he would get picked for every single one No,
it's like people are like you don't you're so
not confident you wear the hat But it's like
you see what this looks like he looks like a
stranger. He looks like Satan, dude No one wants
to hear from that guy. I mean unless I want advice
on how to be evil and like this guy It just looks
like an evil person exactly. There's a Being
bald is cooked. I don't think you care Like Sam
how can anyone look at this guy and say he's
not evil if anybody's on judge Boasberg side
You're on the wrong side. How are you even on
that side? You have to be a bot And that's not
fair to him. I like this guy Stephen Miller.
He's great. What I want to see what Boasberg
did What's his history Boasberg? Did he earn
his credentials? Is he like a fair? No, he's
completely far left and you're supposed to be
impartial when you're a judge. Yeah And see you
just growing up, you know, I'm trained to think
that guy's evil far, right? And then sometimes
you realize Voldemort Yeah, well right now it's
a Disney character right now the goalpost remove
far right right now far right is like is like
Republican light it's like cuz Trump is like
socially not hard Republican, right? I feel like
socially is just like a cool guy. He'll be like,
I love stuff. And he went to the wrestling championship.
Wait, then I sent you the video of him, of him
showing the picture of showing the new thing
in the Oval Office. And it was a big thing of
like JD Vance memes. That was real. It's fake.
No, he had the Declaration of Independence moved
into his office, which rules. I don't know. Sorry.
Yeah, I think it was a declaration of independence.
This is I mean, this is gonna steal the decoration.
This is the next. This is the next revolution.
I don't know, Mac. Sometimes I just feel like
are we just talking out of our ass? No. I mean,
the whole everything's changing. What if we are?
What if we're just like dumbasses that got conned?
Got conned by Alex Jones? Got conned by Jones
and Trump, and we're just dumb. But Jones has
all the receipts for everything he says. I know,
it makes sense to me and I feel like I'm willing
to absorb whatever it is. And then they always
read articles from the... Like from cnn and stuff
like that was just awesome because this is on
youtube forever like if I Procreate my grandchildren
will be able to hear. Yeah, it'll be I mean they're
gonna probably take over the podcast when you
die They're gonna love it yeah And they'll they'll
fucking change it to something shitty. They'll
be like they'll be reading their textbook about
the revolution of 2025 and then Yeah, I love
bad comedy grandpa And they'll make it all and
they'll be like why weren't you guys talking
about the revolution that was going? They'll
be like, oh my god grandpa was so dumb. He was
so cooked He didn't even be so cooked even based
at all. I didn't know about the revolution was
going on so this is what happened these billionaires
took over and they were actually the good guys
and What happened my grandpa was right the white
there was a man. There was way more There's way
more billionaires back in Kamalo The things will
get lost in the details. There's very there's
very most of the billionaires are on the left
I'm just saying, you know, it's like Unless they're
cosplaying like Mark Zuckerberg. I'll say what
I think at a given moment Mark Zuckerberg is
cosplaying being a patriot. That's not even controversial.
That's just weird. This is what he's doing Yeah,
he's like, yeah, dude, you just tune it Trump.
That's cool. Dana White does it like I'm doing
cross bowing. I don't know how to do it. Yeah.
When he got called out. Yeah, he got as details.
He totally was lying about that. I feel like
he was telling the truth, but he just looked
down. I think he was 100%. I think he was 100
% fabricated. No one's I don't think he's ever
used across. No, he was just ignorant about it.
And you don't go toe -to -toe with Rogan about
crossbowing. Right. That's like talking to him
about elk meat. Yeah. Maybe Dana White, you'd
talk about that. Yeah. Or supplements. Yeah.
Or ivermectin. You don't go toe -to -toe with
Rogan about ivermectin. No. It's kind of weird.
This guy's been through the gauntlet. It's kind
of weird that he was right the whole time about
ivermectin. It is a little weird. That ivermectin
is actually the cure. It's the antidote for COVID.
Everyone made fun of him. Yeah, and it was like
one of the safest drugs ever. There was a panel
recently, it was Chris Cuomo was on it and Dave
Smith. And Dave Smith started going in and on
Cuomo about because Cuomo was like, I don't do
anything bad during COVID. He was like, he was
like, you guys constantly like shot down people
talking about ivermectin, like trying to ruin
their careers. Like Joe Rogan, my friend, he
said, And it turns out it's the cure and then
you started taking it later on. Didn't apologize.
Because not quite now. Cuomo was like promoting
Ivermectin. Singer Weezer? Yeah, no. Chris Cuomo,
Chris Cuomo, not the, not the, not the, not the
governor. Not the other Cuomo. Cuz there's the
Andrew Cuomo is the New York guy. That's the
thing. That's just like there's no kind of workaround.
You just have to sometimes Accept if people aren't
they don't have the context that you have maybe
they have their own context But my context the
only thing that makes sense is what I'm thinking
my context is the truth Yeah, well, that's what
I think but that's also what they think Yeah,
but it's like but it's not the truth Well, you
watch more C -SPAN than other people. Yeah. And
sometimes I have to forgive people because they
don't have, they might have kids, they don't
have time to be tapped in. I want to start debating.
So they just go with what's been true. And it's
just like, and if they think I'm whatever, like
maybe they'll figure out later. I'm running for
Congress. I was thinking when they, yeah, you're
inspired by Alex Stein, you're going to become
a... Well, no, did you see that? There's a girl
running that says she's running for the 9th district
in Illinois, which is Evanston. That's where
I'm from and a bunch of other places. That's
where Max Rice was running before. But in one
of her videos, she had like a Palestinian garb
behind her. She doesn't realize how many Jewish
people live in that fucking area. It's like one
of the most densely populated per capita Jewish
areas. So she's like very, she's like pro Hamas.
And I kind of want to run against her as a Democrat.
And then I'll be like, I'll make it I want to
make a commercial for my thing. And it'll be
like, she's I'll be like, she's a Democrat, like
far left, like loves Hamas too. And obviously,
Jewish voters aren't going to vote for her. But
or maybe I'll run as an independent, but I'm
going to be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna
be like, I'm just gonna be like, I'm turning
the camera each time and be like, I don't firebomb
Tesla's, because I love the environment. And
I'll be like, I don't like a mass. It's just
very easy things. It's like, I like America,
I think the government should be efficient. But
you'd be running as a Democrat. Yeah. Oh, I've
been around as a 90s. That's my part of the 90s.
Democrat. Honestly, when I saw that, I'd be like,
what are some other things that leave? I don't
think that we should indoctrinate children with
sexual stuff at a young age. Yeah, wait till
sex ed when they're older. That's like a that's
a big issue. Yeah, for parents. Yeah. Almost
like think I'll have to say I'll just things
you can't even disagree with I'll say I love
the Jews. I'm 13 % myself on my mom's side. Maybe
I'd say I think speech should be free and say
not only my 13 % Jewish. It's on my mom's side.
I stand with the Jews. I don't think but it's
like how many I'm not gonna say I send it Israel
I send to the Jews. There's a dude Skokie say
that Skokie is the most Jews capital of any so
is it is Skokie in that? Skokie's in it Highland
Park Senate. There's so many Jews. That's crazy
that she's running and doing that Well, I think
her thing might be a I just I don't know We'll
see but running as a Democrat who is against
why Israel I might make the patreon a thousand
dollars and then run And then they could pull
up any blackmail on me or whatever or they can
join the patreon will get thousand dollars. I
mean by all means But I could also be a congressman
Yeah, so it's almost just like well like I could
actually be a good congressman. Probably yeah,
I would vote on the right things and I wouldn't
I wouldn't Necessarily always need to follow
party lines and everything I'm like my time like
Massey. I'm like sassy Massey So you'd be a Democrat
that who votes mostly Republican Because right
now the Democrat covers all the bases. Well,
it's a stupid idea. Well, no I'm running as Democrats
but voting for Regular common -sense things which
is just the stuff that's on the right right now.
Just lose as a Democrat. What do you say? I'm
running as a 90s Democrat, which is a modern
Republican It should work in theory, but then
it's also like Why would it be groundbreaking
at the same time? Because because I'm running
against I'm running against a pro homos person
and someone that someone that loves all this
like Left is need that also. I'll say I'll say
I don't like domestic terrorism Especially on
electric cars because I love the environment
Yeah, it's not a big fan. I would yeah, I will
denounce domestic terrorism. I think it's pretty
bad On all these 80 -20 issues, I'll be on the
80. I think that's how you win. I'd say I'm not
a common sense guy, because that's a bad word.
That's what Trump says. No, I was thinking that.
I was starting to go, it's like, this is like
Mack if he was a little more... I'll say Bo Mack
Nepper, because I'm a normal guy. It's just such
a blanket -like, just safe thing to... Easy.
That's how you win. I'm not pro That genocide
I'm not pro. I'm not pro any genocide folks,
but no he can't say then skokey now say I Stand
with the Jews. I'm gonna say I stand with Israel.
No, it's the same thing I'm 13 % Jewish. I was
gonna say that I'm 13 % Jewish on my mom's side
and I love the Jewish people Yeah, no, I need
that. I need to say that Because I'm going against
someone in Hamas. You don't go far. I'm going
against a Hamas girl I'm 13 % Jewish on my mom's
side. Not only am I 13 % Jewish. It's on my mom's
side How Jewish can you sound and I loved you?
I love the Jews I should do that. Yeah, I was
I was actually hanging out with my Jewish friend
the other night I Got Jewish friends Yeah, well,
I'm Jewish and then I have Jewish friends to
help fill in the rest of the 30%. Yeah, and just
be like, uh, don't ask me just happened. I didn't
give a shit. No, I'll be like, I like Christians,
Jews, Muslims. I like everybody. Why? Why do?
Why is it my opponent? Why does everyone hate
each other? Can we just all get along at somebody's
came up with? Is that so unreasonable, folks?
Yeah. And then I'll say, I'll say, can we decide?
I'll say, can we decide? Get along. I can code
switch if I have to. Yeah, it's something your
leader needs to have. Right. Yeah. Right. Kamala
Harris did it. Jasmine Crockett does it. She
get elected. Yeah. She lost because she ran the
worst campaign of all time of campaign of all
campaigns. Always just want to be in the click
like in the background like what about that?
He's everything you just pop in you're just like
based Base and then I'm like I'm running against
someone who's in Hamas and you're like cool sounds
like she just got good That's just me. Yeah.
No, it'd be a monster campaign. Well, I don't
know Yes, I just don't know which party to run
in. So we get Max to run Republican, you run
Democrat. And I beat him. The thing is, I would
be I would for sure beat Max Rice because they
vote Democrat anyway. He's like he's like a total
Zionist where I'm just like kind of like I just
don't like war. And I'll do everything I can
to make sure there's peace in the world. But
you're secretly a war buff. That's what they're
not ready. No, I study a lot of war. But I'm
not a fan of pointless, bad war. But I like when
you're like, like, you love I like some warring
this. Oh, I love Oh, well, don't get me wrong.
I love peace through strength. The strength is
like bombing the Houthis and stuff like that.
And just kind of understand bombing the Houthis
to first of all, free free up talking about even
Oh, yeah, no one knows who these are. Yeah, who'd
be in the blow? Yeah, exactly. That's where that's
where Trump stopped. What is that with the blowfish?
No, it's some terrorist guys. You just say no
one's ever heard of them. It's one of like the
five terror cells that Iran backs Hezbollah,
Hamas, Houthis, a few others. But they but they
know it's upsetting me. They've been shooting
missiles at all the all the cargo ships going
through the Red Sea. Now you're just being me
saying depressing things and no, no. You got
to stop at Hootie. No, the good news is we blew
them up. OK, that's hilarious. It's like, sorry,
who these? So that's called a happy ending. Yeah.
So we blew them up. And not only did we free
up the lanes, we sent a message to Iran because
this is right after Donald Trump wrote Iran a
letter and was like, hey, let's work things out
peacefully. And they completely rejected it.
And he was like, OK, we'll bomb your friends.
I cannot see that being a good move when for
him to write a letter seems vulnerable. Well,
he's like, no, this sucks. I'm doing now. No,
it's like the letter was was like, we can do
it this way or this way. And I prefer not to
do it this way. It was like it was like what
you're talking about. No, no, no. It was like
a mob thing. Yeah, he was like we could either
do it this way, which I'd prefer or we can do
it this way where we clearly Well, if you disregard
that he's not gonna be happy. Oh, yeah No, they
denounced it and then so then right afterwards
we hit one of their proxies the Houthis peace
through strength And then so really behind the
scenes behind the scenes are like yeah next but
they don't want to go to full on a war with Iran,
but They're hoping that that Iran will concede
to some kind of peace Because they know that
we would completely destroy them, especially
if we're friends with Russia So if you enter
as a Democrat, we have Max Rice on the Republican
Iran is an independent or not even To split some
kind of vote. Yeah, we need we feel like it would
take away from one of your votes No, no, we need
you somewhere to split some some kind of vote
like to take away some of hers only How do we
only take away some of hers? You have her similar
platform. I do the same thing. But better. That's
stupid, but that's true. No, yeah, that's great.
Just be super pro Hamas. I'm even more what she's
reaching for than she is. I'll just be myself.
I think this should be a socialist country. I'm
not afraid to say that. I'll just like tell them
about like, so I made this logo. It's like a
swastika. Oh, you know, it's funny. So, you know,
all these countries that are free health care.
After these after the health care for. Yeah,
like they have this money for free health care
because they get. I'm worried about where this
is going and that's coming from me. They're not
going to have it anymore after these terrorists
because they've been picking money off us as
a piggy bank on trade. That's not funny. That's
hilarious. They make fun of us because we don't
have universal health care while they've been
picking our pocket. That's you got a little too
much iron in your blood. Yeah. So that should
be one of your campaign things like Canada. Well,
first of all, they're I think I think their universal
health care is already a failure. I think you
have to go to a private one to get real like
care. People die waiting to get like care. I
want to get examined in the. Town Square. I want
to get examined by TSA. Yeah, like I guess I
never get hurt. I never get felt up by a fat
black lady like DMV type of worker. Put some
gloves on. Take them off. Yeah. Do you remember
the old press secretary, Kareen Jean -Pierre,
the black girl? No, she was always like that.
Ask her questions. She'd be like, that is not
my job. Oh, yeah. She I think I think they found
her at the DMV. She would just say, that is not
my job. She's still saying it. And then Caroline
Levitt, the new one, is like the best press secretary
ever. And she's hot. That's the most DMV thing
ever. She is sexy. Caroline Levitt. You say they're
all... I feel like you'd have no choice, though.
You are going to have a sexual attraction to
any woman in power in that administration. Any?
Yeah, no, I am a try. I am attracted. I mean,
I mean, OK, but she's hot. They're all hot. But
I have a special attraction to when it's a conservative
lady in power. Yeah. But it's also just Alina
Haber has like a bias to hire them instead of
that. He loves having intelligent around. He
loves having intelligent, strong women around
him. Unlike what Mark Cuban said. Mark Cuban
said he doesn't like having. smart, strong women
around him. And then he got he got he got hooked.
But Cuban got hooked when he said that. No, just
hearing that is just I'm sure the world took
care of Mark Cuban. The only reason he out on
the Kamala train was because he has a he started
a pharmaceutical company. Wow, that's fucking
like evil. And he wanted to be in the cabinet
in that area. Just such pure just, oh, yeah,
now all of a sudden I want to help people. Yeah,
he used to be more right leaning. And then just
because of that, he started stomping for Kamala
and then everyone just fucking shit on him on
X on everything. He's like, I'm leaving X. Then
he came back. Actually, him and Elon were going
at each other's throats. But Elon was winning.
He was just. Cooking hey, I don't have huge ears.
He was cooking him and everything. He was like
you clay Rachel Maddow, dude He's just like totally
phony he is Marco Rubio freaks me out because
he's like a robot. That's like Defective still
it's like a early version and then he Rubio just
takes orders and does him he's also you might
be Just why even try if you're like that. It
might be enemies closer. So he got he got like
voted in Sleeper so No, it's there so They're
keeping an eye on him. I'm sure but it's keep
your enemies closer You know you want to have
them around so they're not in the background
sneaking around but I mean everything he's been
saying and doing has been good so far, but You
don't know he could I think he's kind of a rhino
Republican or name only But he's also a cuban
and cubans are very right -leaning because they
hate communism So he's off balance So he has
like when your ear is like messed up and your
balance is fucked up. Yeah, maybe but he's got
like He might you might be plotting to overthrow
trump, but let's hope not futile so futile and
just like No, don't even yeah, it's not gonna
happen this time last time. He was surrounded
by ops this time He's even need to be well. I
think I think when you look at the cabinet You
got to look at the people that were Like hit
by the left the most and those are the best ones
so like RFK and Pete Hegseth and They try to
do pan -bondi, but they already threw other all
their slings at Matt Gates, so But those are
the best ones, because if the Democrats are really
upset that they're coming in, then that means
that they're probably good. But if the Democrats
vote unanimously for Marco Rubio, it's a little
bit sketchy. So then it's just like when Mack
Napper gets called upon to... I'll be the special
advisor, or maybe I'll be a prosecutor. You're
gonna be like the guy who's like, I gave up three
companies to be in Doge. Like I had a podcast.
Maybe what I'll be is so like, I was the candy
man. Yeah, I was a candy man, stockbroker, I
was back comedy podcast and I gave it all up
to come here and become the executioner. I'm
gonna have the bag like when they Arrest everyone
for corruption all of Congress pretty much then
I'm gonna be the guillotine runner if they're
gonna I'm gonna have like a bag over my head
that they would wear and Yeah, I'm gonna run
the guillotine You can do like a voice changer
even or yeah, I'll be like oh who's up next Pelosi
Yeah Yeah, I don't know whether they they really
want Trump to be Hitler and they're trying to
make it happen by the left is trying to make
him be Hitler by doing all this judge stuff and
then It's almost like they want it's like that's
how bad they want Hitler to be their leader They
well, they're they want Hitler to be their president
so bad that they pretend Trump is Hitler Yeah,
they love they do love Hitler. So they're just
at all cost. That's Hitler is sidekick is hitler
democrats never changed from when they were the
racist ones in the south they're still the same
and they're nazis that's it they just became
their lizard skills got they just pretended they're
emotional about shit yeah and then they appeal
to women and gay people and feeble -minded people
that's it feel bad yeah i mean both the republican
and the democratic party sucked for a while but
this is it's a different party now it's the it's
the america party I was thinking about it's a
pro pro human pro America party. What if there's
like a like the lizard party? That's the Democratic
Party. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. And they've infiltrated
some of the Republican Party. Yeah. Damn. David
Ike is a lizard person. He is and I was terrified
and I called him out. I called him out. Sounds
like it sounds like something a lizard person
would say. And he had no rebuttal. Yeah, I said
I got a bunch of likes on it I said you're calling
everyone else lizard person except for you sounds
like something a lizard person would do yeah
and think and just kind of and then he's like
fuck he looks like a salamander so he could be
a salamander person so he's maybe half half lizard
half fish it's almost just like he's an amphibian
yeah lizard so I think he maybe he's a turncoat
of sorts and these could all be different slurs
that you're saying right now or they can all
be different Races of Amphibian or yeah, so I
guess amphibian isn't as bad as I think the rept
the rept the reptile ones are the worst ones,
but the amphibians are friends of the so he's
what he's doing is he's Trying to put all the
say all these people are lizard people to make
it look like he's crazy and then obviously there's
people this is crazy I talk about lizard people,
but There's lizard people. So he showed them.
My grandkids are turning in my grave right now
hearing me talk about I didn't even know the
different kinds of lizards and kind of right.
Yeah, I feel bad. I'm trying to figure it out.
Yeah, stuff. I'm not. This is early history right
now. Yeah. Grandparents are great grandkids,
grandkids. If you're listening, we know about
the lizard people. OK, so we're actually way
ahead of our time. No, but it sounds like we're
talking like talking about the colored people
But it's like this is our like kind of no, no
really They were that you know, there's lizard
people of all different religions raised us that
they're bad and They're infiltrating our culture
and they're the enemy and so it's like yeah,
I'm gonna I'm not gonna say the n -word Well
lizard people lizard people aren't black people
And then so they're in there's no overlap. There's
no there's some There's such there's some black
people are losers. There's black people white
people a lot of Jews, yeah But but it's not a
lot of people a lot of people like attribute
lizard people to just Jewish people and I don't
think that's okay So it's across the board They
gotta have representation and everything Lizard
be judge Boasberg is the biggest lizard person
in the whole world Well, he looks like he's like
he's like the final boss in like a game where
you like he's like an undead skeleton man. You
got to fight like he rips off his skin and then
you go the whole game. He's the most evil looking
guy I've ever seen in my whole life. He looks
like a cooler name like the bows. Osberg. But
is he German or Jewish or both? Bo's Berg, that's
a lame ass name. Get a better name like like
judge Skellington. Actually, I did actually,
I commented on something about, I was posting
an X about Bowsburg. I said, he looks like Jack
Skellington with skin. What about Bonesburg?
Bonesburg. Skeletor. I commented another thing.
I tagged myself, or I made another joke below
my post. I got a lot of likes on the Jack Skellington
with skin, though, one. I also got a lot of likes
on Elizabeth Warren's thing. Elizabeth Warren
said a thing like, imagine this scenario, and
they broke down some fake scenario about somebody
not getting their social security benefits, which
isn't the case because they're not cutting benefits.
And I was like, I was like, This is fun. I love
this. I love this Imagine this scenario a woman
pretend. She's a Native American to get affirmative
action and get her school paid for and then she
joins Congress under because of her diversity
and then insider trades and takes money from
Big Pharma and then I was so duped by her before
that. I'm just like am I just like Easy like
impressionable everyone is I was just like that's
why it sucks that we took the red pill We know
the truth. It's not like you can't blame yourself
for what you saw in them Zelinsky It's like I
just saw you can all I knew was just he's Not
being that was the narrative being pushed by
everybody but that's like Elizabeth Warren now
every time I see her it's like every comment
on her exes like Get just her getting cooked.
I love it And I love how some of them like say
they're gonna leave ex but then the blue skies
the dumb echo chamber of liberals and so they
come back and like it's funny to see just like
they try to do like threads I think people I've
ever got on blue sky, but I might get one people
go in there and just troll Oh, I bet you could
get some crazy traction on it. I bet there's
a lot of trolls on there. If you posted stuff
like... There's a funny, there's a funny, you
should follow Retard Finder on X. What they'll
do is it'll like repost like something like Elizabeth
Warren says or something the AOC says. They found
one. I think I've seen that, yeah. And then they're
cooked, and it's like, I hope they never find
mine. Yeah. Oh yeah, dude. You get cooked. But
you might get more followers. Then I hope they
find mine. It's just crazy. Like, they come in
with the same attitude that they've always had,
but then it's like, I don't think it's just my
feed. I don't think it's just a bias of what
comments they put first. It's just like, If Joe
Biden posts like I'm leaving the best economy
that this country's ever and then everyone's
just like, what are you talking about? What are
you and you're not even Joe Biden. What are you
talking about? It's just like Yeah, he's like
signing his own pardon like what the fuck yeah,
there's no way that Joe knew about all this Did
you see that picture the signatures? Yeah. Well,
I think that there's gonna be a huge red wedding
type event Have you seen Game of Thrones? Uh
-uh. That's scary. You're being David Hick. No,
no. In Game of Thrones, they canceled the whole
Stark family. The leadership of the North. I
think there's going to be the reason they haven't...
They want to have a very solid case to prosecute
a shitload of people at once. The whole Deep
State. Jesus. I think that's good because also...
Trump said I think next week he's releasing a
bunch of stuff about the 2020 election that they
have 100 % proof that it was stolen. They almost
let that one go. They're like, we don't care.
Trump would never let that go. Ever. That that
in January six. He's gonna make sure all that
comes out. Because because that that was the
legacy. Yeah, dude. And people still believe
that January six was like a real insurrection.
He should let it I just feel like It seemed like
they were kind of just like, you know what, like
we're focused on the future. Oh, like they have
enough things that are just like the other side,
like doesn't look good. I know, but that's paying
attention that much. It's just like, yeah, you
guys were like lying about everything. Yeah,
they need to be. They need to be shown as the
emperor has no clothes. They need to be shown
as crooks and criminals and legally imprisoned
for. I mean, if they're committing crimes. This
is not going after your political enemies. This
is going after criminals. No, it was almost just
when sometimes they're like, you know, like,
let's take the higher road and just focus on
uniting the well, what's have dividing they're
taking the high road and not using lawfare like
the other guys did. What they're doing is they're
doing actual reputation. No, instead of making
up crimes and going after Trump like they did.
What they're doing is real crimes and not going
after them. What they're what they're doing is
like arresting them for real crimes if they're
following the law actually like arresting people
or I think so I hope so I Mean if they're able
to I mean even if they don't arrest them if all
this comes out and hearings and stuff That will
tank everything for the Democrat party's over.
I Mean almost just think it's like same thing
as like when I'm like, oh my gosh, this guy Bob
Keane is like such a loser and like talentless
comic like me like saying anything back about
him? No, but just like, but that was gonna rough
enough. No, but Democrats don't have a rough
enough. They're telling people to burn down Tesla's
and domestic violence, domestic terrorism. Like,
these guys aren't going down without a fight.
So I guess it's just like, these guys are doing
everything they can already cooking themselves.
They're cooking themselves by doing that and
they're about to get cooked as well and people
really used to like Dude I could promise I mean
obviously Trump wants the truth to come out about
everything about on him on his legacy I Used
to that's why he that's why he still won't say
that he that the 2020 election was he's gonna
make that's why he's always maintained that and
that's why when people were grilling his nominees,
when they were asked if they think that the 2020
election wasn't legitimate and they'd say Joe
Biden was the president. It's like it's tough
to let go when you are just like not that type
of person where it's just like letting go means
saying this is okay for you to do to me. And
people like me. Like if I just let this go, then
you just free rolled that situation. You had
no consequences. Only to gain. There needs to
be accountability. He talked about accountability.
That means people go to jail. Fauci killed like
millions of people. Fauci, but he's kind of just
fucking cute. I just want a little Fauci doll.
And it goes, Fauci. Yeah, and he goes, man. It
goes the vaccine works. It doesn't. It's not
worse than the COVID. Stay six feet away. I'm
excited. I'm excited for when RFK releases the
report that shows that actually actually I got
you on YouTube that more people passed from that
thing than that thing then then that disease.
Wait, what are you actually saying that that
more people died from the thing? That is the
thing that they gave you Then then the thing
that was in the air Love Yeah, that's gonna come
out That's not gonna look good on my gi RFK jr
Action figure mm -hmm, and I pull it back and
it's like Also also Trump wouldn't have released
that auto pen stuff unless he planned on prosecuting
people Adam Schiff needs to go to jail forever.
He needs to go to the El Salvador jail I just
think it's hilarious how sloppy sometimes things
are at the highest levels of power some of these
people have done really How do you let like a
like Hunter Biden's pardon be sloppy? Yeah, it's
just crazy. He's a crackhead. Just like that
should be there should be so many people around
Hunter Biden to where it's just like, I don't
know who signed that and botched the signature
and all that. It's just like, how do they let
that happen? You got to watch the It's the miniseries
enemy within like people are just lazy at that
point So like they're the Clinton so that they're
the Clintons made blackmailing in politics like
Power for the course, so they're just like straight
-up fraudsters and for power and money, but Obama
He he does fucked up things behind the scenes,
but he's more ideological. He wants communism
So he's just like he's cooking for the bad side
So of goodness he had Hillary blackmailed Untaken
a bribe but never made it public so that when
she got elected She didn't happen that he could
basically control her whole administration. So
he would have owned her Yeah, it was called operation
snow globe That's a cool name and I feel like
is there like a racial undertone even no, it's
just like that she's stuck in this snow globe
and he can just shake it up whenever he wants.
But snow is white. But yeah, so there was in
fighting within the because the Clintons Yeah,
we're just all about the money. And then Obama
is more about ideology. And basically, he was
trying to control Hillary through blackmail.
Do more drone strikes. Yeah, the FBI set up a
thing where she the FBI set up a thing where
she took money from as Azerbaijan or something.
They took a bribe and then they just kept it
in the under wraps as blackmail. Like a mummy.
Yeah. You ever see the mummy? Yeah, but the pyramids
aren't even a tomb. It's batteries. Bombs like
maybe a drone struck the pyramids. Maybe a bunch
of kids. You look dumb when you do it. I like
drone tracking from home. And you'll like it.
Hey, Joe, can you send me a drone tracking stuff
to my house? It's like a video game for me. I
love killing the kids. It's like just two Obama's
just like, hey, could I get that drone strike?
You're going to finish that. No, deliver the
delivery to your house tomorrow. Or you better
not be late because I'm going to drone strike.
I'm going to deliver the missile the next day.
All right, I want that Olsonsky signature. Hurry
up, I want to hit this wedding. Bare not forge
it. Big Mike's going to know. Barack Hussein
Obama. Hussein is the craziest middle name. Apparently
he was. It's a sloppy thing. Apparently he was
a part of 9 -Eleven as well. I don't. There's
a point where I don't even want to know that.
I know. But I do. Yeah. How is he part of 9 -Eleven?
You can look into it. No, I don't want to do
my own research about that. Hussain, that's enough
of a part of it. Alex Jones? No, that's... He's
always right. Yeah, when I saw the birth certificate
thing that was just like a shitty Photoshop.
He's from Indonesia. He went by Baraka. He went
by Barry Satoro. And he was a CIA, the son of
the CIA guy. Yep. He was the golden child that
they said we can this one. Yeah, basically chosen
one. He was the one to do the Marxist coup in
America. Yeah, over over over a longer period
of time. That's why it's just like the long war
that we have. It's it's fucking insane. Yeah,
yeah. Yeah, this is Chinese style. Fuck with
the wrong person. Yeah, you put you plan out
a thousand I think the Chinese plan out the longest
yeah, because they just strategically Yeah was
by land in America and then ends up over time
to shit land in America all around military bases
And then we'll you know kind of sneak into the
Panama Canal They do very sneaky stuff a lot
of sneaky stuff will steal other technology We
use education, we will steal their technology.
We'll make sure that their teachers are teaching
like Marxist types of ideologies. We'll destabilize
them by dividing them. And our people won't even
be allowed to talk like that. Yeah. And we'll
get them 100 years ahead of time. I mean, if
Kamala Harris won, we'd all be talking Chinese.
We'd all be like, hello. Hey, Darin. Welcome
to our back home in the parking. No, it's like
if it was like Kamala came to Chinatown to talk.
That's how she would talk. Yeah. Hello, Divine
Nine. It's like, why does she have a gong? When
she walked into the... Actually, I guess there
was this conspiracy that... So remember what
she did, like super black voice? She's like,
the Divine Nine. So I guess... I guess the divine
nine is just a couple of black sororities nine
black sororities that's what she was talking
about and because there is this conspiracy theory
that like Kamala Harris is still gonna be president
like no one can defeat the divine nine Trump's
gonna get unseated by the divine nine what by
some sorority houses I was in a frat we didn't
If there was nine of us we wouldn't be able to
do anything that for an election or anything
political It was Delta Chi gonna do And you just
look like nerds I know the Greek alphabet though
you do alpha beta gamma Delta epsilon zeta eta
theta iota Kappa lambda mu nu zi Omicron something
No wonder they ended Greek life on campus. I
was the pledge trainer. That's why I know it
so well I bet you can say it backwards in front
of the hazer. I was the hazer. Yeah, I know.
That's why you'd also be the guy on the horse
whipping people. I also know our preamble. We
the members of the Delta Calf eternity believe
in the great advantages are to be derived from
college and university men appreciating that
close association may promote friendship, develop
character, advance justice and assist in the
acquisition of a sound education to ordain and
establish its constitution. But do you know like
what it means? Or do you just know the words?
Like, what does that mean? Wouldn't know all
the words so that when when a pledge didn't read
it and learn it that I could I could say it really
fast in their face You don't even know what it
really means. Yeah, I do. It's very simple What
is it? We the members of the Delta Chi fraternity
believing that great advantages are to be derived
from a group of college and University of men
Appreciating that close just saying it again
appreciating that close association to frat promotes
friendship, develops character, and assists in
the acquisition of a sound education. It's very
easy. Do ordain. It's not really saying anything.
Do ordain and establish this constitution. All
it's saying is be a frat. It didn't help me.
Frats are just, I feel like that's one of your
biggest like, like weak points, like targets
is. Not at all. I was able to. Frat life, lacrosse,
this is stuff that puts you totally. I was you're
you becoming you're just like uh, I was also
a white disciple You could say no you could say
all that you could say all the rap lyrics, you
know But once people find out it doesn't matter.
He was in a frat. He was a slave leader in the
frat He played lacrosse is another I yelled at
whitey. He become that no outlier. I screamed
at whitey That was my are whitey. No, no, I screamed
all the whitey and the white devil. I hate the
white devil Wait, did you see that Alex time
videos that you re talked about the white double?
Oh, I'm a huge Alex time fan. Yeah, Alex, if
you're listening, give me a call through Tucker
Carlson. So you should hit him up. See if we
can collab. Yeah, I'll collab. I feel like Stein.
He's down to do that. He's a pimp on a blimp,
dude. Pimp on a disease. Can he play lacrosse?
I mean, he talks like the douchiest guy ever.
It's hilarious. It's like when he'd just be like,
nope, you just got destroyed. It's like, I'm
five and oh. Yeah. I'd be like, are you an illegal
immigrant? It's like, show me your green card.
Like, I'm a citizen. It's like, show me your
green card. Yeah, I'm calling town home. No,
but it's like that girl was so triggered about
him just saying, like, everything you're saying
is bullshit, blah, blah, blah. And it's like.
Little does she know he's trolling. Yeah, but
then at the same time. He's a comic dude He's
like I'm the number one college debater Well,
he's making fun of he's making fun of Charlie
Kirk, but also it's so stupid. Yeah, so he's
a he's a right -leaning satire guy It's funny.
It's kind of like it's kind of like what I do.
Yeah, it's very similar to me We've been moving
to this podcast for a while. Folks. You're welcome,
folks. Yeah, you're welcome. I mean, where else
do you get stuff like this? Check out Alex. I
doubt anyone else makes this. Check out Alex
Stein, Pimp on a Blimp. Follow me at badboycomedy.
Go to thealexjonesstore .com slash bad comedy
for supplements and helping to kill the global
curve. You're really globalist. Yeah, no K words.
Yeah. And also. Follow at comedy baddie. Oh,
okay the pimp who is a blimp? Maybe I need some
supplements. He's a pimp blimp. He's yes Make
sure you buy stuff from the Australian store
comm slash bad comedy so that he can get supplements
So he's not a blimp anymore. So you just a normal
normal pimp. I might not even do that But maybe
you'll be able maybe maybe we can buy a blimp
for you. So you can be a pimp on a blimp, too
Maybe I could be the Heidenberg or maybe the
Hindenburg the Bonesburg the Bowsburg Yeah, Bowsburg
is like a nice -looking guy. No, we're definitely
gonna He'd be replying to that guy. Bowsburg
looks like the guy when you enter hell. He's
the guy that welcomes you Hi, I'm Bonesburg welcome
to hell So it's so you've been here this whole
time like he's a judge in hell for sure, you
know He sentences you to like eternal pain like
we're gonna sentence Bob Keane to with our war
plan Yeah It's just funny when it's like something
like that like a bully picking on me. It's just
like oh I've been waiting for this. I've been
waiting for it too. So much more interesting
than any Yeah, I'm kind of venture. He shouldn't
have woken a sleeping giant by by attacking my
friend There's just so many different. Yeah angles
and micro angles and macro angles. Yeah, we'll
talk. Check out the Patreon folks. We're talking
about we'll give more details on the war plan.
Yeah, ruining Bob Keen's life. Not that difficult.
Yeah. Follow Bob Keen if you want to see a bat
if you want to see a bat rat. Yeah, the worst
comic ever. Right. Actually check out at the
Bob Keen. I think I don't know he blocked me
and everything and we're mutually blocked. I
blocked him too. But follow him if you want to
just see what we're talking about. It's kind
of just if you don't know him, if you're describing,
if you're in Jacksonville or upstate New York
or Epstein's, Rhode Island, then just check out
Bob Keane. You know, we have the painting. Yeah.
And I should have brought it out today. But it's
OK that you didn't because it's so I don't know
even the idea of. Well, I think the painting
is the funniest troll. The painting is like the
best representation, and it's almost like I'm
a big fan. I thought maybe next time I see him,
I'll be like, Bob, I think I can get a picture.
Mm hmm. He tries. He tries to act like the painting
is like, like all these workers love me. That's
what he says. But it's like, no, this is a troll.
This is I went through the effort to have my
sister paint this. You know who I am. It's never
going to end. Right. It's hilarious. Having a
hand -painted portrait of the worst guy in the
world. We have merch you can buy. If you want
to do any service, just buy from the bad comedy
store. I need a new wing because it's not paying
for the server. No, we need to make sure that's
functional. I stopped paying because it was expensive
having that domain. No, it's still there. What
happens if people buy something? No, no, no.
I'll I'll put the link in there so that we still
have the store. But it's just not. It's just
not bad comedy dot org anymore. So yeah, but
I just put a different link in the link tree.
That's a go to the go to the link tree. It's
like kind of like a weeping willow tree. You
can buy a starving artist's sweatshirt of Bob
Keene. Yeah, Dylan was raised by a link tree.
Yeah, it was. It's I don't know. Pretty country,
I guess we could say contrary to popular ability,
but I like judge Boasberg I want to say before
we leave follow follow follow a judge follow
judge Boasberg Bones berg skull. Oh, yeah, he
was definitely in skull and bones Skull and bones
Berg. No, it's just like anyone who ever wonders
why wear a hat It's just you can't when you fall
where your Tim hot tub Well, that helps a little
bit. Yeah, the hot tub's too hot. I'm Phil LaBonte
anti -communist kind of revolutionary That's
just like okay. It's a cooler guy cool Mac Let's
go have a disability on your head. Yeah, this
is a disability. Yeah, but you're a good skateboarder
like Tim pool I Put want to put my rap song.
I'll watch rocket power. Yeah rocket power is
good. Yeah, I like Tito. Yeah, I don't like the
Comedian Tito at all. I like the girl on it.
I like the Is Tito the fat guy? Yeah, he's like
the blonde with the glasses. He's like the Chucky
No, I thought I thought Tito was the I might
be wrong. I think Tito was their mentor the fat
older guy Oh, yeah, he was like the machete.
Yeah, he worked a restaurant. Yes He was their
machete. Yeah, so folks Check out rocket power,
Alex Stein, George Boesberg, bad comedy podcast,
patreon .com slash bad comedy. The Alex Jones
store .com slash bad comedy. osmosis Jones Rogan,
osmosis Jones Rogan. That's a good podcast. And
then I buy my Lord. Next time you're at a bar,
get a shot of my Lord. It's literally the best
thing you'll ever taste in your whole life. And
remember, yeah, you'll have the the wisdom to
know the difference, as they say in AA, you know?
Experience. Yeah, because if you're in AA, if
you're in AA, just fall off the wagon. This quick,
this drink. Just give it up and just relapse
and go back to your familiar home. Right. Which
might be more pain, but it's also more comfort.
And when you fall off the wagon, we're here to
catch you. Mellord, Jepson's Mellord. And so
there's always a place in bad comedy for relapse
and yeah Yeah, if you if you've been wanting
to relapse just start with my lord It's only
35 % easy way back into drinking getting the
itch. You kind of always have the edge. Yeah,
it's kind of Jones Yeah, yeah, like Jones Rogan
Jones Rogan. Yeah, Jonestown. Yeah Mm -hmm. I
want Jim Jones. I moved there actually you did.
Yeah, Jim Jones told me it wasn't a cult. I was
like, okay It turned out the whole time it was
a cult. Oh my gosh. I've walked right into that
one No, you got you got Jones Jones and I thought
I was just keeping up with the Jones Yeah, it
turned out the whole time. I joined a cult where
everyone died. There's so many shows now It's
like what is what how do you keep up with the
Jones keep up with Alex Jones? You got to keep
up with all these different Jones's. Yeah rock
of flavor Yeah, you got even Stevens. Yes. Yeah
Boy Meets World. There's all these, too many
new shows. It's overwhelming, but I'm going to
watch them all. Right. I mean, Spongebob gets
better viewership. Spongebob reruns gets better
viewership than CNN. That's what Tim Burchett
told CNN. And it was ahead of its time. Tim Burchett,
he's a representative. He said, questions like
that is the reason that Spongebob Squarepants
reruns gets more views than you guys do. Why
throw in a shaded Spongebob? Like that doesn't
deserve it. No, but I mean, that's no, that's
that's pumping up SpongeBob because it's reruns.
He's talking about reruns. Reruns normally don't
get more views than one of the top news agencies.
Sometimes I still worry about if I'm cooked on
SpongeBob and don't know it yet. I was never
a SpongeBob guy, really. Oh, I watched it sometimes.
I was a Cartoon Network. Stan yeah, but still
it wasn't a war. I wasn't a war. I mean I was
Cartoon Network and Disney fan adult swim even
you ever watched the show with like the it's
like a meatball and it's got like a So I didn't
watch much of it. I wasn't really into that.
I like What else I don't watch too much Tim and
Eric back then either I I in the last few years
I Discovered Tim and Eric more What about so
you watch what else an adult swim? Robot chicken
decks do we talk about Dexter's lab and D like
I like robot chicken. My chicken was robot chicken
where they had the celebrity death matches. It
was like Jack White or Shaq Black. No more than.
Yeah, I think I remember that. What about the
one that was like? He's like the cool guy. What
is that? It's not Johnny Bravo, but there was
another guy Bravo was archer Archer I'd are true
Archer. I Johnny Bravo though. Yeah kind of reminds
me of Yeah I always felt like it just like oh
man. I like this shot. I want to be misogynist.
I miss kundog Yeah, we got to just folks He has
a really good joke about Spyro, but he's a stand
-up comic. He moved away to South Carolina People
like don't even understand. You'll have a dog
came through He'll probably vote for Lindsey
Graham because he doesn't know enough And I wouldn't
even look at him differently either would I you
can vote for a gay a gay? Closeted gay a guy
who loves war and he was talking about he's just
like he didn't eat sugar for like a year or something
He's just like crazy health Lindsey Lindsey Graham's
like, we should have been Iran. I'm gay. I just
want to kill a bunch of kids. Yeah. I just want
to cancel a bunch of kids. Take off one point.
I just want to cancel a bunch of kids in the
Middle East so I can get paid by Keith Martin.
I thought you could stay in character this time.
I like when they give each other a little hard
time, even though if they're enemies, they still
kind of have, just like in C -SPAN, they'd be
just like almost a friendly, but you're my enemy,
but it's still like, I respect you in a way,
or just kind of like a... John Kennedy's good
at doing that. He's good at acting like he's
not very adversarial, but he's also just completely
cooking them. But then you have the... Like the
the Badgers like Jim Jordan will just go at someone
he's Jordan's good at it though because he Jordan
might be like so he has all the facts though,
and he's But also this new guy Brandon Gill is
hilarious is great I'll show you a clip It's
just funny when it's like sometimes they give
nothing, but then my favorite moments are just
when they Everyone can celebrate. This moment's
a little bit funny to everybody. Yeah. I love
Cher. I mean, Kennedy is the best. Yeah. I mean,
I'm not going to deny that at all. But that's
what unites the country. Like Matt Gaetz was
good at going in on people. But you're right.
He was so polar, though. Yeah. But then it's
like, I love Cher. Yeah, that shit is. The music
happened behind the country. That should have
been the most popular video on the whole Internet.
He should be the president. Yeah. Or vice president.
I just want to hear from him a lot. Yeah So Ted
Cruz has a podcast I want me I need a Kennedy
podcast without Ted Cruz maybe Kennedy and Chuck
Grassley losing 96 Iowa with us we should reach
out know who would be another good person in
politics for him to announce Jones JD Vance no
no he's got to be another who's an entertaining
person in Congress him and Wait, no, no, no.
What about him? And it should be a Democrat.
It should be her. Oh, no. The Hawaiian lady who's
retarded. Is she the one with the one leg? No,
that's Tammy Duckworth, Illinois. She sucks.
She walks. She walks. She waddles like a duck.
Makes Kendrick look bad. His last name is. Yeah,
we can make fun of disabled people because Jasmine
Crockett, Jasmine Crockett made fun of. She should
travel. She made fun of Greg Abbott. He's in
a wheelchair. He's been paralyzed since he was
26. He should try out for a kill Tony. And she
called him Governor Hot Wheels. No, she didn't.
That's like even beyond Trump level. He wouldn't
even say that. Yeah, he wouldn't say that even.
I know. It's a wheelchair person. He's like,
yeah, I have human decency. A tree fell on him
while he was on a run when he was 26. He's been
paralyzed ever since. She called him Governor
Hot Wheels. Can't even say shouldn't you apologize?
She said she your excuse was she said that uh
She was when I said hot wheels. I was talking
about how he was shipping immigrants up. It's
like no no no no No, it was clearly because he's
in a wheelchair. Oh my god Yeah, it wasn't even
like it wasn't even funny it was uh She's like
she's like We out in these hot -ass Texas streets.
You all know we got Governor Hot Wheels down
there. And then she's like, he ain't anything
but a hot -ass mess. It wasn't funny because
all it did was, all it was was a dig without
any kind of punchline or... Exactly, it was like
that Leonardo when she... It was a dig without...
So I like funny stuff, but from a comedian's
perspective, exactly. She didn't have any...
thing to joke around it. Yeah, nothing to follow
it. Yeah. Hot Wheels. That's so hack. It's so
hack. And it's so mean. The hackest thing ever.
And it's just like, it's mean when it's not even
funny. Greg Abbott didn't care. He was like,
he was like, that's not nice. Oh, my God. I didn't
like it. Well, I what I think he should have
done is make an AI of him with like, in his wheelchair
and his wheelchair has like, like a the flame
hot wheel stripes. That's what Trump would do
in retaliation. 100 % is you self -deprecate
as it come back saying it doesn't it doesn't
phase you. No, that's the best. Just get a snapshot
of Trump at McDonald's Trump with the garbage
truck. These are moments that's going to be in
the history of saying what happened. Yeah, if
there's a future, if this should be in the time
capsule, right? If we don't let Zelinsky make
World War 3 happen, if there's not a nuclear
event that kills seven -eighths of everyone,
like Bill Gates wants probably, then this will
be history. I think, like, I hope Zelinsky gets
turned into kind of a bug or kind of like a thing
you swat away, but it might be sleeper self versus...
Zelensky, potentially. Well, I think you know
how the globalists say eat the bugs. Zelensky
is a bug and they're going to eat. The people
of Ukraine are going to eat them. Yeah, it's
like he's got so many things against him. I feel
like that's the people of Ukraine don't want
to do this fight anymore. They know that it's
an unwinnable thing and literally they're they're
kidnapping people with Down syndrome on the front
lines. It's insane. Yeah, and they pretend like.
The polling there is good for Zelensky, but he
refuses the whole elections clearly just made
up polls Remembered his arrogance. He thought
he could go up against Russia. Yeah And then
yeah, I don't know why the UK and the EU are
like, yeah, we got to keep the war going It's
like for what? No, but that moment with you on
let's keep talking about when Elon that was powerful
when Elon was talking about the Ukrainian war
on that doge thing because he called that one
fucking loser Democrat What's his name something
Kelly Mike Kelly or something he Brett Bayer
brought up a Tweet that he's had where he commented
on Mark Kelly. He was like just got back from
Ukraine. We need to send more money there And
then Elon in the comments a traitor and then
you've seen that from the Okay, I'll pull that
up after I'll show you after but He he went off
on People putting other countries in front of
ours and just paying for Through virtual signal
virtue signaling just letting thousands of people
die every day. He's like I have complete contempt
for people like that I don't know. I feel like
sometimes Elon. It's like I see the game. He's
playing whether it's being he's being more at
the cold any Don't think he thinks I think he's
I think Lee I think he thinks about long -term
humanity I think he's pretty he doesn't really
care about the in and but that doesn't make him
a bad person. I think he's the Opposite easy
is the inverse Bill Gates. I feel like I mean
he probably has Definitely some huge AI things
that he wants to do with Larry Fink or not Larry
Fink with the I think with whatever Tesla or
SpaceX I think he's like he's looking at the
long term and it's like the the smart, but also
the autistic way. But at least he's pro humanity.
Yeah. You know, undeniably, he's not anti humanity.
He has a bunch of he has a bunch of he has a
bunch of kids. He he hates when people are dying
in war. The globalists love that. The globalists
want the population to be tiny so that they can
have little super cities. Yeah. Like Elon gets
fired up about like you're working from home
while these people are right. Coming to work
every day. Yeah. Kind of what they say on info
wars for the most part. Uh, this is what Owen
Schor says. He's like, he's like, I mean, I don't
fully trust Elon in the future. I don't know.
But right now it's like, uh, you're getting attacked
by a bear and then another bear comes up and,
uh, defends you. It starts fucking that other
bear up and then you're probably going to like
that bear. It's just a competition. But later
and then later on, you can assess if the bear
is gonna attack you after it's done with that,
you know? No, it's like, like, like, like, killed
by the first bear, like right now. Yeah, right
now. He's doing everything that we want to kill
the other bear. And, you know, yeah. And it's
also just like, if it once he if he turns into
a complete technocrat control, everybody do all
that, then that's the point where Alex Jones
flips the switch and doesn't like me anymore.
No, he'll be like on his own app enough to know
like it's like, hey, Elon, you know, like that
makes you look like not cool. And he'll be like,
oh, fuck, like, I don't want to be not cool.
So the problem is, yeah, his problem is he has
Asperger's so he can't he can't fully he can't
fully he can't fully chameleon. But he can he
can like he's not going to go more evil than
what makes him like think he's cool. Yeah. That's
gonna hold him more accountable than I told Tim
Dillon that because he said nobody voted for
Elon Musk with a chainsaw. And I said, I said,
I said, I said literally everybody voted for
Elon Musk with a chainsaw. I said that I was
watching his episode and then just replied right
away. Well, yeah, I went on x and I was stupid.
I went on x two that because he posted the thumbnail.
of the release like just then and then I commented
literally everyone for free on musk chainsaw
got a lot of likes. Wow. Proud of that. Yep.
A lot of people liked everyone. Everyone likes
me. The internet loves me dude. Tim Dillon might
not Tim Dillon doesn't Tim Dillon is a fat Tim
Dillon, it's I trust he says more than almost
anyone. Well, yeah, he's cuz he's got the most
balanced like he doesn't care He's like, well,
he I don't really like you. I'm like, well, he
goes against everything which is hilarious or
no No, he defends everything. That's terrible
For the most part sometimes still talking honestly,
but mostly it's all ironic like he just defends
all the worst things that happen I Knew Elon
before all these people thought about I kind
of When I was talking about the Houthis, I was
kind of saying pretty much what he was saying.
It's like, sometimes he's got to bomb the Houthis.
Like, what else are you going to do? It's like,
you work there, you're at the office. No, I know
you explained it. I still know who they are.
You can't just not bomb the Houthis. It's rough
because I just really adamantly don't know who
they are still. No, it's good. I don't think
that's good for me or Ben. They're bad. It's
like, I don't know. See, that makes it sound
like it's good. No, they're not good. It doesn't
sound so black and white. They're pirates with
missiles on their boats and they just shoot cargo
ships. It just sounds like something we would
do, too. Like you'd be really annoying. Like
they're like little like little pests. They're
like mosquitoes. Oh, no, I hate that. That convinces
me. All right. Well, folks, follow the Houthis
on Instagram and we'll catch you. Yeah, maybe
follow the Blowfish, too. Yeah, I like Houthi
and Blowfish a lot. Great band. Yeah. Big episode
coming up, folks. Huge. Don't miss it.