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Mac the bad boy of comedy at bad boy comedy on

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all platforms. How'd you get that? How'd you

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get that name? I just got it. I'm just that kind

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of guy Yeah, and then of course I'm here with

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at comedy baddie Oh Dylan Mahler also known as

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Tim hot tub like Tim pool, but I'm a hot tub

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And that lady's in hot water. It's not a hot

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plunge But I'm here to talk about me at comedy

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baddie And so yeah, I just, one day I was like

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comedy baddie sleepy. And then I woke up as the

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Joker. And it's like. I think you're a sleeper

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cell. I might be a sleeper cell. Oh you forgot

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to say let's get into it. And let's get into

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it. Yeah, so we think Dylan's probably a sleeper

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cell, and they're activating him through X. Or

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they're training his brain on X, and then one

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day it's going to click, and then he might have

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to unalive somebody, but we don't know who. I'm

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so ready to get deployed, I can feel it. It's

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like being in heat. We don't know if it's the

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good guys or the bad guys. I mean, both the good

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guys and the bad guys have to use similar tactics

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because, you know, you got to fight fire with

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fire sometimes. I feel like I am the fire. The

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second fire. I sleep or sell anemia, so I can't

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be a sleeper. So that's how little of a sleeper.

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So I am most be nice. But I also but I also have

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I don't have an iron deficiency at all. I have.

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way too much iron. You're too ironic. I'm too

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ironic. Yeah. So the doctor said you got to take

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anti iron pills and I said suck my, I said suck

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my dick dad. I told my doctor, he's a nice guy

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though. I felt kind of bad. He's a Mexican guy.

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And I said, why don't you go back to Mexico?

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Did you say anything during the appointment about

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just kind of, so how are you doing? I said something

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ironic. And he was like, it's clear. It's in

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your blood. You're being ironic now. And I said,

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Yeah, you're a good doctor. You're cooked. Yeah,

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I cooked his ass. It was the most base appointment

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I ever had. My doctors and I'm cool. I said,

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Hey, Dr. Fuerza, why don't you go back to Mexico?

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Not? Oh, yeah. It's not so fast that it could

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suggesting maybe you don't do that because he's

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a well, I wonder if he's a he's a doctor. Would

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he be at the cool kids? I wonder, I wonder, he's

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not a great, I think he has like one star probably.

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He's nice, but he just comes in and like, tells

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me that I should get a COVID shot, and then gives

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me pills. And that don't get the COVID shot.

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Well, I respect that strategy. I'm gonna be honest

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with you. Just the pills, just the pills. Hey,

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doc, how about you hold the lecture? Yeah, hold

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the lectures. My old doctor, or my old gastroenterologist,

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because I have Crohn's. Folks, do you know how

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expensive it is to have Crohn's? You have to

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get a job to get private insurance so you can

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afford to have Crohn's and you just pay $10 ,000

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a year out of pocket. So join patreon .com slash

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bad comedy or else I'll die. Mac is a slave to

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his Crohn's. I have two jobs and I'm a slave

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to my Crohn's. Yeah. And so I have to work two

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jobs just for my Crohn's. If you could just join

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the Patreon, even if you don't listen, I need

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it. Free Mac break the chain break the Crohn's

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right. I don't want to be a slave anymore You

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know I thought we got rid of slaves. No, it's

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like it's not how it's romanticized It's not

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like right a lot of movies about it Yeah, you

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know and I've always said if there was white

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slavery that would be fine cuz I'd be the best

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one Yeah, you do talk a lot about the horse that

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they would give you to ride on and they would

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I mean I whip the other slave It's kind of you

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slave owner mentality. Well, no, I mean I would

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be a slave under a Under black ownership. Yeah,

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and then I would get promoted because I'd be

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the best crop picker and then they would promote

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me to Where I would whip hipsters that aren't

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working because most most most hipsters like

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Michael Cooper's They they love communism because

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they don't put in any labor and they just want

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all the money Until you get that whip on their

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back. It's a lot. Yeah, we've been writing the

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shape. Yeah And they'd be like I'd be like you

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asked for that you asked for the white slavery

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Which is actually doing him a favor because that

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guy he wants the gumballs. That's his nut That's

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his they'd probably let me at dinner, too I'd

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be like their main general because i'm going

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against my own people, you know, like Well, you'd

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probably be serving if you were doing like dinners.

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No, I think they would let me eat with them So

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yeah, no just kind of the more you talk about

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sounds like you just kind of envision yourself

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as like a slave owner No, I would be friends

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of the black guys that own the white slaves.

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Well just kind of color I just feel like you

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might be the affiliation that would help because

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like even like a slave owners like they're not

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even the person on the horse whipping and But

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you kind of want to be no they they would have

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like in American slavery, or actually in any

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slavery, they would have some slaves that would

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be the manager, and they would whip the other

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black people and shit like that. No, I believe

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you, and I feel like you would know that. That's

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what I would be if it was white slavery. Yeah,

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that is your absolute idea of it. I know for

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sure I would get promoted because I'm a hard

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worker, and I know that most of these people

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aren't hard workers. Well, what if your crones

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came into... And I would shit in the field, whatever

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I got to do to work hard. I'll get a diaper.

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Yeah. I'll shit on Michael Cooper and then walk.

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You know what I'll do? I'm so Machiavellian.

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What I would do is I would put down Michael Cooper

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and Katie Zane, all these people and climb them

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like a staircase, some kind of promotion. Well,

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you really got to bully him to get some of his...

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Bob Kean? Yeah. What I would do is I would...

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I would carry Bob Keane to the top of the staircase

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of all the people that don't work hard and throw

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him off. And then he'd probably fly away like

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a bat. Well, if you're killing the other slaves,

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even if they're like kind of a bat rat. Yeah.

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I mean, yeah, Bob Keane is a is a disgusting

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bat rat. He's really a disgusting like looking

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and sounding and just his whole personality.

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Everything about him is bad. It's almost just

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like is there anything good about him? No, there's

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no anyone name anything good about my keen I'm

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sure Bob Euler has things that he looks up to

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but it's coming from such a low vantage point

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of a human I mean Bobby buzzes a coward And he

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talks shit behind people's backs all the time.

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We talk shit in front of people's backs I mean

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just the more actually right now we're talking

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shit Directly to people if they're listening

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behind the paywall is where we say they're really

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hurtful stuff yeah but this is also immortalized

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like forever just kind of it's kind of an immortal

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technique we're doing yeah and it's a public

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statement the whole world can hear it's just

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kind of it's an immortal technique i'd say bob

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tried bullying me and then just cooked his ass

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and yeah, he unfriended me and deleted the thread.

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And so I think we all know who won that I thought

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about posting it to make him look even worse.

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But then it's stooping his level. Yeah, I will

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be haunting him and just kind of ruining his

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life. Like for the rest of I sent I sent you

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that text message that I got right about a gay

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affair. Okay. Oh, yeah. So there's some Bob Keane

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is having a gay affair. I kind of like I trust

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the source on this one. He's having a gay affair.

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More to come. But I can't drop it all right now.

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But more to come. Bob Keane is having gay sex

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with somebody behind Ariel's back. So it's like

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allegedly. But I also it's not allegedly I have

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the receipts. I just don't know if I can release

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some. I just got I got to talk to my lawyers.

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Yeah. So there's like a lot of things going on.

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But really, the more that I kind of when I was

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like, thought I was going to war with him, it

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was really just a battle if that yeah it was

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just like uh yeah no we think you just realize

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he's like a loser that has like you know nothing

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and then i started to feel bad well he's like

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50 years old and he like uh tries to cancel people

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yeah just like who like what's i always was nice

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to him because i felt bad for him and it's like

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when i just remember like oh this is no then

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you realize that guy just needs a hug he's a

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piece of shit And he can't be fixed with a hug.

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No, a hug of Satan maybe. And he's gonna be mean

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and you just kind of cook him and then you ruin

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his life after that. We have some plans and I

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can't really say any of them, but there's war

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plans. We've been using Signal to communicate

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about it. We have a big group chat of some high

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level people and Signal. We've got Jeff Goldberg

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in there, the reporter from The Atlantic. Really,

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it's almost just like I wish there was like a

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horror movie or something like an ongoing like

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kind of omnipresent just kind of the the creature

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that keeps looming and just kind of They might

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not run fast, but they keep walking kind of thing

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like a zombie like I own a fair amount of real

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estate in Bob Keen's head like the Chinese do

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here I do in Bob Keen's head like you're in all

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the And just sometimes I'll punch the brain.

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Uh huh. Well, yeah, it seems like it's irritated

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lately. There's been a lot of emotional reactions.

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Right. Emotional, to say the least. Yeah. It

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kind of Bob Keane's kryptonite is a stoic response.

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It's like performing comedy, doing the worst

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anyone's ever done at a certain Mike. And then

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he came at you firing literally every missile

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and he has nothing left. What do you know? It

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wasn't just me. How dumb is Bob? Why do you fire

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all your missiles at one time? Have even a small

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amount of strategy. He got kind of he got himself

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in a little bit of a pickle conundrum. Yeah,

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folks, if you're listening internationally, Bob

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Keane is on the Chicago comedy scene. He's a

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stand up comic. He gets booked on a lot of his

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shows. He produces nowhere else. No. And then

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just like if you do bad at a mic, In a town that

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you don't even live, the last thing you want

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is someone to find out without you telling them

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first. So what you do is you go on Facebook on

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like a group with like thousands of people and

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you post about what you just did to yourself

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and make sure that everyone finds out like your

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version of it. Right because the last thing you

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want is like two people to find out from someone

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else like authentically Yeah, like the problem

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is he thinks that the uh that history is written

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by the losers It actually just turns out is by

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the victors So it's he's gonna fuck around to

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find out and but bob keen has a black eye in

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perpetuity. He always He has a perpetual black

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eye because he just always punched in the face.

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I fought him myself in an alley and He had a

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mark in his face. I'd never mark on my face.

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I was blacked out, but I I count that as a win.

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I think I got a kick in as well. So. As if you

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needed it just to. Well, I was like I was doing

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some kung fu, blackout kung fu. Some tiger style.

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Yeah, I'm a tiger king, people say, except not

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gay or method, you know. And they say Bob and

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by they I mean Bob says he's king of the open

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mics, which is. He came at me with some kind

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of weird stuff. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he was like he's

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a comedy veteran Yeah, and he's like you think

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you're were equals or something It was like I

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don't think about my place amongst all these

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everyone. We're all losers If you want to be

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like the best of like a bunch of losers like

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yeah when I first started he was doing that to

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me talking Yeah, that's when I released all the

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DMs as a nuke and then but Hate when people post

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private DMS unless it's a nuclear bomb. You got

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to do it very sparingly Yeah, and you got to

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have everything collected You drop it off No,

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I really felt like it's like this is how like

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how he's talking to Mac and it's like but I was

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like a two months in and he was he was just like

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he was like he was like he's like Talking shit

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to the vets like you're gonna. Oh my god, you're

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gonna stolen beat up or something and then I

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was like Like I'll hurt you dude. Yeah, I'll

00:14:28.549 --> 00:14:30.710
see you at North Park tonight I thought about

00:14:30.710 --> 00:14:33.210
that like that's like one like there's like a

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hundred different like angles And it's like one

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is just like just one is like physical actually

00:14:39.789 --> 00:14:42.590
just like beating him up Yeah, but we can't talk

00:14:42.590 --> 00:14:45.500
about too much strategy. Yeah in public But it's

00:14:45.500 --> 00:14:48.580
like for for the for the war gaming on the bob

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keen campaign, uh, join patreon It's just funny

00:14:51.279 --> 00:14:53.519
for him to just make the same mistake. He made

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like three years ago He makes it all the time.

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It's so easy. He's the easiest person to Defeat

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it's because other people like roll over and

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just don't want the smoke. But then he also is

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just he's so retarded He's just yeah against

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the people with like all the ammunition nothing

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to lose like he has bpd thing is like Just kind

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of fucking with anyone that fucks with those.

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He literally has nothing Also, he's he has nothing

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to lose. Yeah, just do I want to watch him do

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it to himself? He owns he owns nothing So he

00:15:28.120 --> 00:15:30.039
physically has nothing to lose. Well, he did

00:15:30.039 --> 00:15:33.620
steal Dan's show He sold Dan's show. Yeah, remember

00:15:33.620 --> 00:15:37.019
he stole his dumb drummer. Yeah, he did Yeah,

00:15:37.059 --> 00:15:39.519
he stole it like and put it on like the Friday

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instead of Thursday or something. Is it still

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called the same thing? Think it's laughter hours.

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Oh, yeah another hunter Hirsch production. Yeah,

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well, I don't know It's like maybe he didn't

00:15:49.429 --> 00:15:51.889
steal it, but I like hunter Hirsch cuz he's autistic

00:15:51.889 --> 00:15:54.990
like you yeah, but he's like the good kind, you

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know I'm actually both kinds. Yeah, you're a

00:16:01.250 --> 00:16:04.570
little bit both. Yeah, I'm becoming more kind

00:16:04.570 --> 00:16:07.850
of Machiavellian I guess we could call it Mac

00:16:07.850 --> 00:16:11.210
Machiavelli colluminati Off of your body it blows

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like a 12 -gauge shoddy. You feel me? Yeah pock

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I don't like pock as much as biggie, but I like

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pock but Bob Keane is much lower than those two.

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Oh, but Bob Keane is like He's like is he's a

00:16:27.549 --> 00:16:31.649
clay Aiken He's like a Ruben's a foul Everyone

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knows that Ruben stutters should have won that

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America that was back. That was back when that

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was that show called America That was American

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American American idiot American idiot. Yeah,

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Ruben stuttered should have won. There was both

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bullshit He didn't win and not for DEI purposes.

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He was way better at singing than Gay Aiken who

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wasn't even didn't come out as gay at the time.

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He said he was straight No, and that's what the

00:16:55.460 --> 00:16:57.740
blind side should have been about that about

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Ruben stuttered. Yeah. Yeah, where's Tim? Well,

00:17:00.220 --> 00:17:02.639
they named the sandwich a sandwich after him

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It's a good sandwich, too That's my worst fear

00:17:05.980 --> 00:17:09.319
is if I die and and that's how I'm remembered

00:17:09.319 --> 00:17:13.000
is they just name a sandwich after me my dying

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wishes to not have like a Mac Dylan or just None

00:17:19.220 --> 00:17:22.740
of that. I would love to make a make Dylan immortalize

00:17:22.740 --> 00:17:26.039
you folks the reason we didn't do this podcast

00:17:26.039 --> 00:17:28.200
last week is because Dylan was on a secret mission

00:17:28.200 --> 00:17:30.900
infiltrating Antifa and trying to work. But actually,

00:17:31.140 --> 00:17:33.720
I can't talk too publicly about this because

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if they hear this. I mean, no, Dylan is out doing

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the Tesla protests. He hates Elon and stuff.

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So most of sleeper cell, it's kind of for both

00:17:43.680 --> 00:17:47.759
sides. And so he no, he really hates Elon and

00:17:47.759 --> 00:17:51.180
he hates Trump. he hates that Elon's making everyone

00:17:51.180 --> 00:17:53.839
lose their jobs. And he hates that we're auditing

00:17:53.839 --> 00:17:57.400
the government for fraud. So he he's been at

00:17:57.400 --> 00:18:00.339
these protests really protesting. He's the real

00:18:00.339 --> 00:18:04.119
deal. We want fraud. When do we want it? We want

00:18:04.119 --> 00:18:06.299
fraud, right? He's the he's the real deal. He's

00:18:06.299 --> 00:18:10.240
a he's a hardcore leftist. And yeah, that's all

00:18:10.240 --> 00:18:13.859
safer now. He's not infiltrating the Soros network

00:18:13.859 --> 00:18:18.660
at all. No, I'm not kind of just Yeah, Trojan

00:18:18.660 --> 00:18:22.220
horsing my way. No, not at all. Yeah, that's

00:18:22.220 --> 00:18:25.200
all that's all we can say it for now So let's

00:18:25.200 --> 00:18:28.160
a little wink and a nod to the fan. So yeah attention.

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Please don't tell George George Soros or Alex

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Soros. Yeah Alex Soros, have you ever heard him

00:18:36.420 --> 00:18:39.299
talk? No, he talks like he's on his shitlet.

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He's George Soros' son He's just his prodigy

00:18:42.180 --> 00:18:44.000
the same thing. He just wants to control everything.

00:18:45.119 --> 00:18:48.519
Probably his 40s 30s. Maybe I don't know. Okay,

00:18:48.619 --> 00:18:50.980
so I just mix these people up because I think

00:18:50.980 --> 00:18:54.380
George Soros is the he's the one who's old and

00:18:54.380 --> 00:18:58.559
he's the one who started all this shit. He's

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the young one that looks like the Joker. Yeah,

00:19:01.759 --> 00:19:07.160
and he talks like he's on a billion like milligrams

00:19:07.160 --> 00:19:10.779
of Adderall. Yeah, he probably is. And he makes

00:19:10.779 --> 00:19:12.779
like war plans for Antifa and stuff like that.

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War sucks. I know. We should make war sucks.

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I know. She left me drone strikes by the stairs.

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The same thing. I was like, how do we make it

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about drone strikes? Oh, yes. That's perfect.

00:19:31.289 --> 00:19:35.630
The U .S. government doesn't care. I was talking

00:19:35.630 --> 00:19:37.990
to Diego about that last time, just like I want

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to make these little 30 second parodies of music

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stuff. But if I do, it's just so hack now. I

00:19:44.309 --> 00:19:46.529
have a million I could just come off the dome.

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That's what we got to do, because it's like...

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Like there's a... Don't tread on me. Yeah. We

00:19:54.089 --> 00:19:57.650
should start making those. It's low notes, but

00:19:57.650 --> 00:20:00.309
weird out. It's weird to make a whole song. Don't

00:20:00.309 --> 00:20:02.890
tread on me. Don't make the whole song. That's

00:20:02.890 --> 00:20:06.200
too obsessive. That's like Mac with Dan to see

00:20:06.200 --> 00:20:08.180
me. Yeah, but it's it's funny because it's the

00:20:08.180 --> 00:20:12.220
whole song. Yeah, that's why I think it's funny

00:20:12.220 --> 00:20:14.259
I think it's funny because it's the whole song.

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It's ridiculous Yeah, it is It's another level.

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There's like I could easily do it could have

00:20:20.539 --> 00:20:23.440
easily done one verse of Dando Cmo by evening

00:20:23.440 --> 00:20:31.720
Yeah, but it's way fun out here stealing jokes

00:20:32.670 --> 00:20:35.609
There's something funny about every bit that

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I got was just fucking so long When my bits get

00:20:42.029 --> 00:20:46.589
tried at the open mic I can count on Dando CMO

00:20:46.589 --> 00:20:49.390
there That was actually some really good writing

00:20:49.390 --> 00:20:52.869
by me Not trying to give myself too much credit

00:20:52.869 --> 00:20:55.809
or but it was some pretty good writing No, it's

00:20:55.809 --> 00:20:58.410
like have you seen that sales guy who's like

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if your family was gonna get murdered could you

00:21:01.089 --> 00:21:04.299
sell 40 cars a month? The guy sells 10 cars a

00:21:04.299 --> 00:21:06.579
month if I'm gonna kill your family could you

00:21:06.579 --> 00:21:08.599
sell 40 cars a month the guys like yes And he's

00:21:08.599 --> 00:21:10.980
like okay. Why aren't you selling 40 cars a month?

00:21:11.400 --> 00:21:13.559
Why do you need your family to be in you know

00:21:13.559 --> 00:21:16.619
you can do that? Yeah, and I feel like I probably

00:21:16.619 --> 00:21:19.460
self in a sleeper cell situation where like these

00:21:19.460 --> 00:21:22.339
lyrics need to I probably yeah Well, I'm gonna

00:21:22.339 --> 00:21:24.420
kill my family if I don't write well my brain

00:21:24.420 --> 00:21:27.180
is just very industrious But if I if I put my

00:21:27.180 --> 00:21:29.819
mind to it so like if I get if I have a project

00:21:29.819 --> 00:21:33.750
I get it done You know Just get it done. I get

00:21:33.750 --> 00:21:35.529
her done. So you gotta be careful about what

00:21:35.529 --> 00:21:39.369
projects you Yeah, I took on projects 2025. I

00:21:39.369 --> 00:21:42.150
wrote the whole thing You got it done. I wrote

00:21:42.150 --> 00:21:45.109
all of projects 2025 give it to Trump. He saw

00:21:45.109 --> 00:21:47.890
the whole thing He's implementing it and that's

00:21:47.890 --> 00:21:49.109
what that's always that's what we all wanted

00:21:49.109 --> 00:21:51.730
Yeah, but I mean I wrote it as it was a prank

00:21:51.730 --> 00:21:55.710
Yeah, and then it turned out that they're gonna

00:21:55.710 --> 00:21:58.740
implement the whole thing I'm trying, what pranks

00:21:58.740 --> 00:22:01.119
was I thinking of? Well we did, we voted for

00:22:01.119 --> 00:22:04.019
Trump's to cancel out to make Dan Kass vote for

00:22:04.019 --> 00:22:06.519
Trump. That was a big pivotal. Yeah we weren't

00:22:06.519 --> 00:22:08.319
even gonna vote folks, we did this hilarious

00:22:08.319 --> 00:22:12.259
jackass prank where we both voted for Donald

00:22:12.259 --> 00:22:15.259
Trump just to reverse Dan Kass, enemy of the

00:22:15.259 --> 00:22:20.220
show. He's, I had, it was because... We cut this

00:22:20.220 --> 00:22:21.779
out of the episode because it was so annoying

00:22:21.779 --> 00:22:23.900
but I had an argument with him about Russia gate

00:22:23.900 --> 00:22:27.400
in January 6 we're concerned about it but and

00:22:27.400 --> 00:22:31.359
and Dan cast was so annoying that we Made him

00:22:31.359 --> 00:22:34.299
vote for Donald Trump. So Dan voted for Donald

00:22:34.299 --> 00:22:36.960
Trump. We stayed out of it because technically

00:22:36.960 --> 00:22:39.359
we didn't vote We just believe a gas voter for

00:22:39.359 --> 00:22:44.200
Trump. Yeah. Yeah but I also voted for Trump

00:22:44.200 --> 00:22:48.740
a different voting place. So we both voted for

00:22:48.740 --> 00:22:51.920
Trump. We also voted for Trump. Yeah. I mean,

00:22:52.220 --> 00:22:53.920
I went to every I went to every polling place

00:22:53.920 --> 00:22:58.799
and voted for Trump. It was a kind of level five,

00:22:59.480 --> 00:23:03.700
maybe even level five and a half that we did

00:23:03.700 --> 00:23:08.920
this in a overwhelmingly blue. Yeah, then it

00:23:08.920 --> 00:23:11.359
was almost like do we even tell him because it's

00:23:11.359 --> 00:23:15.200
easy rebuttal. Yeah, just saying well that was

00:23:15.200 --> 00:23:17.539
What's voter pointless? Yeah, there's a lot of

00:23:17.539 --> 00:23:19.960
voter frogs out there. He's a sore loser. There's

00:23:19.960 --> 00:23:22.900
a lot of voter frogs were winner Yeah, voter

00:23:22.900 --> 00:23:26.460
frog. Yeah, that's they've been saying is apparently

00:23:26.460 --> 00:23:29.160
everywhere. Mm -hmm They're trying to rib rib

00:23:29.160 --> 00:23:34.440
the election. Yeah Yeah, that's a stretch. I

00:23:34.440 --> 00:23:36.150
think they are rib in the election I don't know

00:23:36.150 --> 00:23:39.670
if they're forcing it, but they stopped ribbing

00:23:39.670 --> 00:23:46.650
Snickers bars. They took the glazing off of it.

00:23:46.650 --> 00:23:52.190
Yeah, it's like a stop the stop the peel. Yeah,

00:23:52.230 --> 00:23:55.589
they did. They're you peel back the layers on

00:23:55.589 --> 00:23:58.309
our food. Yeah, let you leave our food alone.

00:23:58.670 --> 00:24:02.720
I don't need a Kennedy in my pizza. Yeah. Well,

00:24:02.720 --> 00:24:04.619
yeah, I like eating the bugs because they got

00:24:04.619 --> 00:24:08.559
they got the grass or crickets chopped up that

00:24:08.559 --> 00:24:11.660
they make the they make some out of the chopped

00:24:11.660 --> 00:24:13.819
up crickets and then put in the food and then

00:24:13.819 --> 00:24:18.220
the red dye the red dye is made from from these

00:24:18.220 --> 00:24:21.740
ticks they mash up. They're really red. Wow.

00:24:21.859 --> 00:24:24.119
And so we're already eating the bugs. Yeah, we're

00:24:24.119 --> 00:24:27.059
already eating the bugs. No, I was on Little

00:24:27.059 --> 00:24:29.619
Caesar. They're getting us started on the There's

00:24:29.619 --> 00:24:33.259
no bug option. I wonder if this bugs me. Yeah,

00:24:33.259 --> 00:24:35.900
I think the Little Caesars actually has okay

00:24:35.900 --> 00:24:40.579
ingredients From what I've heard Papa John's

00:24:40.579 --> 00:24:43.279
it and them but I think Domino's has a lot of

00:24:43.279 --> 00:24:47.480
bad stuff Pizza Hut We're being John. We're talking

00:24:47.480 --> 00:24:51.160
about how Stuff crust uh -huh. That was only

00:24:51.160 --> 00:24:53.900
a thing for Pizza Hut I think they had a copyright

00:24:53.900 --> 00:24:55.960
under something but then now everyone has it,

00:24:55.960 --> 00:25:01.980
you know Wow so That's a good thing they had,

00:25:02.220 --> 00:25:06.160
but now they don't have that cooked. Yeah, no,

00:25:06.880 --> 00:25:09.180
you're washed at that point. Pizza Hut got cooked

00:25:09.180 --> 00:25:11.599
and they stopped having the brick and mortar

00:25:11.599 --> 00:25:13.500
stores where you can go to the buffet and get

00:25:13.500 --> 00:25:18.440
a bunch of pizza. Pizza Hut was fun to go to.

00:25:18.980 --> 00:25:22.400
It was like, Pizza Hut! Yeah, let's go to Pizza

00:25:22.400 --> 00:25:24.940
Hut and eat a shitload of pizza. Because pizza

00:25:24.940 --> 00:25:27.400
rules. I was kind of mad when Alex Stein was

00:25:27.400 --> 00:25:29.930
talking about... It's like I love Chuck E. Cheese

00:25:29.930 --> 00:25:32.869
like I got me on that was like my how I got into

00:25:32.869 --> 00:25:35.869
drugs Yeah, well Chuck E. Cheese. I like sign.

00:25:36.009 --> 00:25:41.730
He's a he's a furry He's Robbie the rat. Yeah,

00:25:41.769 --> 00:25:45.170
that's why I wanted John Hickok told Tucker Carlson

00:25:45.170 --> 00:25:48.009
So we could call Alex Stein and he didn't he

00:25:48.009 --> 00:25:50.490
didn't put in the call when you needed it most

00:25:50.490 --> 00:25:54.910
so far Mm -hmm. So it's is John Hickok enough.

00:25:55.210 --> 00:25:57.970
Yeah. Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna break the Jasmine

00:25:57.970 --> 00:26:01.569
Crockett news now. This is breaking news breaking

00:26:01.569 --> 00:26:06.190
faking news breaking news breaking news. You

00:26:06.190 --> 00:26:07.849
won't get this from anywhere else except for

00:26:07.849 --> 00:26:11.789
the bad comedy podcast Jasmine Crockett, the

00:26:11.789 --> 00:26:17.109
congresswoman who used to talk like me. And now

00:26:17.109 --> 00:26:20.950
she talks like Y 'all motherfuckers crazy governor

00:26:20.950 --> 00:26:24.329
hot wheels down there Yeah, she talks like that

00:26:24.329 --> 00:26:27.490
now. She she talked like this and now she talks

00:26:27.490 --> 00:26:31.650
like that. That's not the reveal Yeah, she's

00:26:31.650 --> 00:26:34.329
she's it's not even racist for me to do that

00:26:34.329 --> 00:26:36.869
because she is code -switching exactly the same

00:26:36.869 --> 00:26:39.630
as I am She talks exactly like this and you're

00:26:39.630 --> 00:26:42.109
not threatened by you can code switch she talks

00:26:42.109 --> 00:26:44.650
person she talks precisely like this in real

00:26:44.650 --> 00:26:46.950
life and then when she goes out there she's like

00:26:47.240 --> 00:26:50.160
You know, take the shit I said. That's not her

00:26:50.160 --> 00:26:53.000
real voice. But that's not the reveal. The reveal

00:26:53.000 --> 00:26:57.460
is Jasmine Crockett. No relation to Davy Crockett.

00:26:58.440 --> 00:27:01.160
She would have said you could have the Alamo.

00:27:01.480 --> 00:27:05.200
She said you could have the Alamo. No, no, no.

00:27:05.420 --> 00:27:08.400
Don't even tell me that right now, Matt. No relation.

00:27:09.140 --> 00:27:12.640
OK, so no relation. But he has relation to her.

00:27:12.980 --> 00:27:17.099
No, but she is. She divorced her parents? No,

00:27:17.099 --> 00:27:22.619
I looked at the lineage. And the lineage is 12

00:27:22.619 --> 00:27:25.359
%? No, no. There's no Davy Crockett blood in

00:27:25.359 --> 00:27:31.099
her. So she got blood transfusion? It was a different

00:27:31.099 --> 00:27:33.220
Crockett's. I think it was the people that made

00:27:33.220 --> 00:27:36.259
the crockpots or something. But then there was

00:27:36.259 --> 00:27:38.440
Davy Crockett who was cool and wore a raccoon

00:27:38.440 --> 00:27:45.500
hat and defended the LMO. And she's not... Right,

00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:48.220
so he's probably rolling in his grave with his

00:27:48.220 --> 00:27:52.940
namesake being Used by someone who's code -switching

00:27:52.940 --> 00:27:57.220
and telling people to burn down Tesla's Davey

00:27:57.220 --> 00:28:03.599
Crockett's locker. Yeah Maybe check that yeah,

00:28:03.880 --> 00:28:08.480
Davey cock it but that's You don't get news like

00:28:08.480 --> 00:28:10.680
that anywhere else folks. Do you think that she

00:28:10.680 --> 00:28:14.150
it was the name or just kind of? That might not

00:28:14.150 --> 00:28:16.089
even be her real name. I bet her real name is

00:28:16.089 --> 00:28:22.670
like like Sarah Sarah Nepper Maybe we should

00:28:22.670 --> 00:28:25.529
ask rock. We should crack it. Yeah, she probably

00:28:25.529 --> 00:28:32.349
is a white woman with blackface on Yeah, they're

00:28:32.349 --> 00:28:36.829
all cosplaying as Black women. Yeah, and what

00:28:36.829 --> 00:28:38.730
I mean lizard people are wearing white body.

00:28:38.950 --> 00:28:42.259
I mean black women used to be the Karens They

00:28:42.259 --> 00:28:47.160
used to be the triple Z snap, the triple Z girlfriend.

00:28:48.539 --> 00:28:51.619
Women were just I heard a good analysis about

00:28:51.619 --> 00:28:55.279
this. So culture goes from black women to gay

00:28:55.279 --> 00:29:01.480
men to white women. It's like Bermuda Triangle

00:29:01.480 --> 00:29:04.559
and white women ruin it all. And they white women

00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:08.980
honestly are the worst when it comes to like.

00:29:09.870 --> 00:29:13.690
Like the most of the people at like racial like

00:29:13.690 --> 00:29:16.910
protests are white people No, honestly, it's

00:29:16.910 --> 00:29:18.950
like bill burr and they don't even know what

00:29:18.950 --> 00:29:20.450
they're protesting They don't even know they're

00:29:20.450 --> 00:29:22.730
protesting half the time bill burr cooked white

00:29:22.730 --> 00:29:26.809
women so hard in that one mon SNL monologue bill

00:29:26.809 --> 00:29:30.730
burr has been a Weirdly leftist recently. I mean,

00:29:30.849 --> 00:29:33.230
yeah, I think he's got I think he's got the thing.

00:29:33.230 --> 00:29:36.990
He's got a big -time derangement syndrome and

00:29:36.990 --> 00:29:42.539
then even Sam Bishop was making fun of him. Really?

00:29:42.980 --> 00:29:46.039
Yeah, he was saying, you know what, Bill Burr,

00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:49.259
I don't think that I like your arguments and

00:29:49.259 --> 00:29:52.700
he didn't like how Bill Burr was being upon,

00:29:53.099 --> 00:29:56.759
but when Bill Burr cooked white women. It seems

00:29:56.759 --> 00:29:59.839
like Sam Bishop is, I mean, Sam Bishop's in the

00:29:59.839 --> 00:30:04.299
cult fully, you know, and you would think that

00:30:04.299 --> 00:30:06.640
he would love the Bill Burr thing. You're not

00:30:06.640 --> 00:30:08.380
allowed to criticize people within that cult.

00:30:09.000 --> 00:30:12.000
No, and it's like he's making fun of Elon aren't

00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:14.700
you supposed to just like have an orgasm right

00:30:14.700 --> 00:30:18.799
now Yeah, instead. He's having he had a in the

00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:22.259
other cult in my window orgasm ago Facebook we

00:30:22.259 --> 00:30:25.200
We actually criticize people when they do things

00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:30.700
wrong but the the other cult they Like if you

00:30:30.700 --> 00:30:32.859
have an Afghanistan pullout, you know 13 people

00:30:32.859 --> 00:30:36.619
die and we leave them like like a hundred billion

00:30:36.619 --> 00:30:40.460
dollars of weapons then everyone's like, that's

00:30:40.460 --> 00:30:44.819
good. I think that's good, but Sam Bishop, he

00:30:44.819 --> 00:30:48.299
pointed out Bill Burr is an old white man. Yeah.

00:30:48.700 --> 00:30:51.059
I don't know how young Sam Bishop is. Hey, Sam

00:30:51.059 --> 00:30:54.019
Bishop, who the fuck cares what color people

00:30:54.019 --> 00:30:58.200
are? Who the fuck is that guy? Sam, Sam, Sam

00:30:58.200 --> 00:31:01.000
Priest, you're a racist. Bringing up race all

00:31:01.000 --> 00:31:03.960
the time is racist. I second that motion. Yeah.

00:31:04.400 --> 00:31:06.680
So you're talking about it. He's racist. He's

00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:09.579
sexist. Yeah, he's talks a lot about the chosen

00:31:09.579 --> 00:31:11.660
people Yeah, white people that bring more than

00:31:11.660 --> 00:31:13.279
I white people that bring up race all the time

00:31:13.279 --> 00:31:16.940
or racist we choose not to do that because that

00:31:16.940 --> 00:31:21.779
divides our country and I think the Democrats

00:31:21.779 --> 00:31:23.980
had never changed from when they were the slave

00:31:23.980 --> 00:31:26.960
owner guys Yeah, and it's like they just switched

00:31:26.960 --> 00:31:31.220
it to Making black people perpetually poor we

00:31:31.220 --> 00:31:33.539
should see if he made any AI art of himself on

00:31:33.539 --> 00:31:39.160
a horse and really examine See, maybe he thinks

00:31:39.160 --> 00:31:43.000
he'd be the emperor slave. Yeah, I bet. I bet

00:31:43.000 --> 00:31:45.299
he would take down the Teddy Roosevelt statue

00:31:45.299 --> 00:31:47.839
in Portland. I bet he was part of that. That

00:31:47.839 --> 00:31:50.880
pissed me off so much. I'm still mad when I saw

00:31:50.880 --> 00:31:55.059
that. When I went to Portland, I saw the the

00:31:55.059 --> 00:31:57.359
statue stand without the statue. You went there

00:31:57.359 --> 00:31:59.380
to visit it and you were just I didn't even go

00:31:59.380 --> 00:32:01.259
to visit the thing. But when I saw that there

00:32:01.259 --> 00:32:02.880
and all these purple haired people walking around

00:32:02.880 --> 00:32:04.500
and all these people shooting up heroin like.

00:32:04.599 --> 00:32:08.160
Portland is the worst place in the world And

00:32:08.160 --> 00:32:10.980
then I saw that and I was like Do you guys even

00:32:10.980 --> 00:32:13.500
know? They took him down because he's a white

00:32:13.500 --> 00:32:17.799
guy. That's literally it but he was He had the

00:32:17.799 --> 00:32:20.779
most Teddy the Rough Riders was the most diverse

00:32:20.779 --> 00:32:25.359
fucking regiment ever It's a cool squad. He was

00:32:25.359 --> 00:32:28.420
a thing. He started he started national parks,

00:32:28.539 --> 00:32:32.920
which is that's environmentalism. That's Conservationism

00:32:32.920 --> 00:32:35.200
it's it's like the best way to unite a bunch

00:32:35.200 --> 00:32:39.940
of people from a rag tag team of Different people

00:32:39.940 --> 00:32:41.980
his party was called the progressive party. You

00:32:41.980 --> 00:32:45.420
need a common enemy I think maybe Sam Bishop's

00:32:45.420 --> 00:32:49.140
new common enemy Same if you want to attack bill

00:32:49.140 --> 00:32:52.799
burke cuz he has red hair. I don't care Yeah,

00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:56.019
but you don't even have hair the enemy of my

00:32:56.019 --> 00:33:00.119
enemy is my friend So that means that Bill Burr

00:33:00.119 --> 00:33:02.180
is my friend. So we got to and we got to attack

00:33:02.180 --> 00:33:05.539
with Elon Musk attack Sam Bishop. And I'm friends

00:33:05.539 --> 00:33:09.700
with George Soros. Yeah, yeah. Right. I'm really

00:33:09.700 --> 00:33:13.140
good friends with friends with friends with Bill

00:33:13.140 --> 00:33:17.240
Gates and our friends Alex Jones. And I'm friends

00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:19.339
with Fauci and I'm friends with RFK. I'll drink

00:33:19.339 --> 00:33:21.700
to that except I do think I might be a sleeper

00:33:21.700 --> 00:33:24.460
sell against Fauci. Really? Yeah, I thought I

00:33:24.460 --> 00:33:29.539
mean, that'd be the best pick. Doesn't he's gonna

00:33:29.539 --> 00:33:33.240
die on his own. Yeah, I was gonna say trying

00:33:33.240 --> 00:33:38.079
to say the K word Because then YouTube just cooks

00:33:38.079 --> 00:33:41.319
us, why can't you say that? What about the band

00:33:41.319 --> 00:33:47.220
that cooks with the K two K's? Yeah Alcohol is

00:33:47.220 --> 00:33:51.900
horrible. John Hickok was right Well, it's 62

00:33:51.900 --> 00:33:55.019
.5 percent alcohol. It's not a good percent.

00:33:55.180 --> 00:33:57.079
I mean, it's hard to I think it's hard to be

00:33:57.079 --> 00:34:00.750
good when it's that high But then it's good in

00:34:00.750 --> 00:34:04.069
a different way, but not you want it to be this

00:34:04.069 --> 00:34:06.789
is actually this is actually the perfect glass

00:34:06.789 --> 00:34:09.530
for something that that heavy or that high in

00:34:09.530 --> 00:34:12.429
alcohol content because it's a weapon. Yeah,

00:34:12.449 --> 00:34:14.309
but also just the amount of it in here because

00:34:14.309 --> 00:34:16.929
you don't want a full glass, you know. No, but

00:34:16.929 --> 00:34:19.769
it's you don't want more. Took too much more

00:34:19.769 --> 00:34:21.989
than shot glass. Oh, yeah, you just chugged some

00:34:21.989 --> 00:34:24.329
yeah, I don't want to take a shot I've just been

00:34:24.329 --> 00:34:26.849
saying drinking you bit. That's my second one.

00:34:26.849 --> 00:34:29.949
I've just been sipping it. Oh my gosh. You just

00:34:29.949 --> 00:34:36.650
totally bamboozled me I Just got scammed so hard.

00:34:36.650 --> 00:34:39.289
Oh, you thought I was gonna shoot it down I hit

00:34:39.289 --> 00:34:41.750
the table and you set it down. I guess I think

00:34:41.750 --> 00:34:48.320
I said Maybe I didn't was review the tape Or

00:34:48.320 --> 00:34:50.159
get someone or Bansky if you're still around

00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:52.460
Can you take a look back at the tape or as you

00:34:52.460 --> 00:34:54.840
can zoogler, please? We should like kind of get

00:34:54.840 --> 00:34:57.400
a confirmation that anyone's listening at this

00:34:57.400 --> 00:35:02.059
point like if you are just give us any Like comment

00:35:02.059 --> 00:35:04.599
like anything. Yeah, can you guys I was here

00:35:04.599 --> 00:35:08.880
this point and then I can see the grandkids might

00:35:08.880 --> 00:35:11.639
they have better analytics on patreon now and

00:35:11.639 --> 00:35:16.219
We do get we do get good listens on patreon Just

00:35:16.219 --> 00:35:18.760
send just at comedy baddie. Yeah, can you guys

00:35:18.760 --> 00:35:22.559
can you guys like our posts? Yeah, just please

00:35:22.559 --> 00:35:25.599
yeah, oh everyone you're on YouTube smash that

00:35:25.599 --> 00:35:28.219
like button for every time you hit the like button

00:35:28.219 --> 00:35:32.699
that is a another nail in Bill Gates's coffin

00:35:32.699 --> 00:35:39.880
just like if you just Send my name to someone

00:35:39.880 --> 00:35:42.960
that'll harass me and every every for every share

00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:48.059
that you do of this video It's going to be another.

00:35:49.079 --> 00:35:53.280
It's going to be another year. There can't be

00:35:53.280 --> 00:35:56.519
another share for every time you're so cool.

00:35:56.679 --> 00:35:59.860
Every time you share this video, we'll send you

00:35:59.860 --> 00:36:02.079
the video of John Kennedy talking about share

00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:07.880
share. Share is a definition of cool. He's like,

00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:11.639
I'm going to go walk some shade. It was the funniest

00:36:11.639 --> 00:36:13.880
argument. He's going against Rand Paul. He's

00:36:13.880 --> 00:36:17.860
the most hardcore libertarian guy. His argument

00:36:17.860 --> 00:36:21.519
to... He won, but I don't even know, I don't

00:36:21.519 --> 00:36:24.460
care. I don't know, he won. Yeah, he completely

00:36:24.460 --> 00:36:27.059
lost the bill. I've never heard of this other

00:36:27.059 --> 00:36:31.340
guy's video rebuttal. He's like, Rand. He's like,

00:36:31.900 --> 00:36:37.539
Rand. What about, I love Cher. It's like really

00:36:37.539 --> 00:36:39.420
we got to think about our purpose here. We should

00:36:39.420 --> 00:36:42.480
be a theater podcast to John Kennedy. I love

00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:44.800
John Kennedy. Do the right thing. Guys, if you

00:36:44.800 --> 00:36:47.159
don't know Senator John Kennedy, regardless of

00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:50.260
your political affiliation, go listen to his.

00:36:50.699 --> 00:36:56.000
This guy is a fucking wordsmith. He writes bars.

00:36:56.320 --> 00:36:59.940
He says funny things, dude. He's got some new

00:36:59.940 --> 00:37:01.599
ones, too. You got to check out some new ones.

00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:03.179
Just go to YouTube and type in John Kennedy.

00:37:03.659 --> 00:37:05.420
I can't imagine how much there is. People have

00:37:05.420 --> 00:37:07.519
been talking about him, too, on X a lot more

00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:10.599
than I've... I should have made the John Kennedy

00:37:10.599 --> 00:37:12.539
channel. I don't know if they have one yet, but

00:37:12.539 --> 00:37:14.059
people have been talking about his quips and

00:37:14.059 --> 00:37:16.679
stuff. That's one that's like, you see a million

00:37:16.679 --> 00:37:18.820
of the same thing. It's like, if only there was

00:37:18.820 --> 00:37:21.820
a channel dedicated to this, we need a John Kennedy

00:37:21.820 --> 00:37:23.380
channel on Instagram. Well, I should have made

00:37:23.380 --> 00:37:27.079
it earlier, because I think that I was... You

00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:29.619
were a pioneer. I was a pioneer in being a huge

00:37:29.619 --> 00:37:32.360
fan of John Kennedy. You were there before all

00:37:32.360 --> 00:37:34.860
these people talking about it. Right. You know

00:37:34.860 --> 00:37:39.079
more. You haven't. I know all of his quips pretty

00:37:39.079 --> 00:37:44.579
much. It's so it's so valuable. Yeah. In cyberspace,

00:37:44.860 --> 00:37:48.619
John Kennedy clips. Right. He's talking about

00:37:48.619 --> 00:37:53.059
his zingers. Yeah. They're like old school, but

00:37:53.059 --> 00:37:56.380
he has such. Yeah. Yes. And then still. Yes.

00:37:56.500 --> 00:38:00.159
Mayorkas, who's Definitely an alien or reptilian

00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:02.179
or something. He's like the definition of that

00:38:02.179 --> 00:38:04.139
I didn't believe I didn't believe in any of that

00:38:04.139 --> 00:38:06.440
until I saw me or kiss and I was like this guy

00:38:06.440 --> 00:38:10.280
is a lizard person he's like a bad case of like

00:38:10.280 --> 00:38:14.800
He also just like imported a bunch of criminals

00:38:14.800 --> 00:38:18.480
on purpose You gotta have that guy do like the

00:38:18.480 --> 00:38:21.820
least, you know obvious thing if he looks like

00:38:21.820 --> 00:38:25.039
a lizard still that guy Yeah, he's evil, but

00:38:25.039 --> 00:38:28.849
John Kennedy said would you parachute here from

00:38:28.849 --> 00:38:32.610
Mars? Yeah. John Kennedy's, that'd be a long

00:38:32.610 --> 00:38:38.329
parachute ride. And I think I think mayor just

00:38:38.329 --> 00:38:43.170
did parachute in from Mars. It's what if you

00:38:43.170 --> 00:38:44.889
know something that we don't that? Yeah, he literally

00:38:44.889 --> 00:38:49.469
parachute. That'd be so like rapper of him to

00:38:49.469 --> 00:38:51.889
do that. The problem with Congress is everyone's

00:38:51.889 --> 00:38:56.389
everyone's blackmailed by Israel. That's I mean,

00:38:56.409 --> 00:38:59.730
the The whole Epstein blackmail operation. That's

00:38:59.730 --> 00:39:02.849
scary. I was listening to, alright folks, if

00:39:02.849 --> 00:39:06.690
you think I'm problematic. It's not only, Israel

00:39:06.690 --> 00:39:08.670
blackmails a lot of the Republicans, but there's

00:39:08.670 --> 00:39:10.949
also people blackmailed by other interests too.

00:39:12.190 --> 00:39:15.710
I just think, okay, I like blackmail, I'm not

00:39:15.710 --> 00:39:17.989
threatened by... Like Lindsey Graham is clearly

00:39:17.989 --> 00:39:20.190
gay, and he should just say he's gay to get out

00:39:20.190 --> 00:39:23.329
of his blackmail. What is he, what's he waiting

00:39:23.329 --> 00:39:26.690
for? That would help his career. Probably turn

00:39:26.690 --> 00:39:28.769
gay now. Well, because he's been against gay

00:39:28.769 --> 00:39:31.949
legislation though. So I think no it would tank

00:39:31.949 --> 00:39:35.750
his career Well, also actually actually I don't

00:39:35.750 --> 00:39:38.070
he's definitely blackmailed But also he's probably

00:39:38.070 --> 00:39:40.010
blackmailed by the military industrial complex

00:39:40.010 --> 00:39:42.409
because he's always trying to go to war My perspective

00:39:42.409 --> 00:39:45.050
on him was just kind of like he was like hating

00:39:45.050 --> 00:39:47.690
on Trump the most roasting I'm thinking he wasn't

00:39:47.690 --> 00:39:51.380
gonna win then it's just started Fucking his

00:39:51.380 --> 00:39:53.840
dick once he got elected. He sucks his dick so

00:39:53.840 --> 00:39:55.599
much. And it was just kind of like, okay, you're

00:39:55.599 --> 00:39:58.440
just a flimsy nothing. Yeah, he's the he's a

00:39:58.440 --> 00:40:00.940
sinko fan. Yeah. And then your name is Lindsey

00:40:00.940 --> 00:40:04.360
Graham. So weak names also recently Trump endorsed

00:40:04.360 --> 00:40:09.599
him for for the next Senate race when it shouldn't

00:40:09.599 --> 00:40:12.679
be him. It should be different. That's like just

00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:16.340
nice to Trump to do that even. But I wonder if

00:40:16.340 --> 00:40:20.170
maybe he made a deal with I think they have a

00:40:20.170 --> 00:40:22.610
lot they have a lot going on behind the scenes

00:40:22.610 --> 00:40:25.989
where they're arresting a lot of people for Kickbacks

00:40:25.989 --> 00:40:28.309
and stuff like that and maybe Lindsey Graham

00:40:28.309 --> 00:40:32.170
came forward Lindsey's like I got enough clout

00:40:32.170 --> 00:40:36.969
in my lifetime Maybe he came forward and is ratting

00:40:36.969 --> 00:40:39.469
on other people I mean he definitely seems like

00:40:39.469 --> 00:40:41.869
he would so that they won't prosecute him and

00:40:41.869 --> 00:40:46.650
then he said and then He was like if you endorse

00:40:46.650 --> 00:40:50.059
me Give you all these names and then just give

00:40:50.059 --> 00:40:52.739
me immunity. I think that's what it is That's

00:40:52.739 --> 00:40:55.280
what it's got to be because he's like the most

00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:59.159
known in Mago likes him It's like how can you

00:40:59.159 --> 00:41:01.219
like someone that's so flimsy? It's like he's

00:41:01.219 --> 00:41:03.699
basically like Bob also Trump talks shit about

00:41:03.699 --> 00:41:07.449
man about sassy Massey, which wasn't cool No,

00:41:07.449 --> 00:41:10.510
how can you hate on sassy Massey's the realest

00:41:10.510 --> 00:41:13.670
Thomas's? Sassy Massey is the realest n -word

00:41:13.670 --> 00:41:17.690
in Congress and Lindsey Graham the phoniest flimsiest

00:41:17.690 --> 00:41:21.630
and he's gay Hey, he's closet gay. He's for sure

00:41:21.630 --> 00:41:23.869
religious, right? He's like a he's like known

00:41:23.869 --> 00:41:26.969
gay like I think he there was the thing where

00:41:26.969 --> 00:41:30.530
he was in a men's bathroom and he was like tapping

00:41:30.530 --> 00:41:33.269
his foot like trying to like solicit sex from

00:41:33.269 --> 00:41:36.920
someone oh my god if there's if that if I've

00:41:36.920 --> 00:41:40.480
heard that's kind of scandal like I think that

00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:43.500
was him. I thought that was that wiener guy No,

00:41:43.559 --> 00:41:48.059
that guy that was worse. Well that guy He got

00:41:48.059 --> 00:41:50.659
what came out was that he was just sending pics

00:41:50.659 --> 00:41:53.280
of his wiener, which is funny No, but but but

00:41:53.280 --> 00:41:56.260
he was also doing some in the bathroom, but maybe

00:41:56.260 --> 00:41:59.000
He did a lot of bad stuff. This is so there's

00:41:59.000 --> 00:42:02.000
a lot of closet. Well, I think he's I think he's

00:42:02.110 --> 00:42:05.389
tied in with the Podestas and Hillary and all

00:42:05.389 --> 00:42:07.789
that. Oh man, that's just funny to be like. You

00:42:07.789 --> 00:42:09.929
gotta look into Patrick Byrne, dude. This guy.

00:42:10.190 --> 00:42:12.550
People think that you might have done that. Have

00:42:12.550 --> 00:42:16.309
you heard of Patrick Byrne? General Flynn and

00:42:16.309 --> 00:42:24.269
him made a a three part kind of docu -series

00:42:24.269 --> 00:42:30.719
called The Enemy Within and he breaks down like

00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:35.280
the deep state and he was CEO of overstock, but

00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:39.619
the In the oh wait crash he completely predicted

00:42:39.619 --> 00:42:42.420
it and then they ended up bringing him in he

00:42:42.420 --> 00:42:44.780
has a good photographic memory So the FBI he's

00:42:44.780 --> 00:42:48.380
an FBI asset for a while and then he ended up

00:42:48.380 --> 00:42:50.340
turning on them because they tried to turn on

00:42:50.340 --> 00:42:54.199
him Then that just sounds dangerous photographic

00:42:54.199 --> 00:42:57.059
memory. Yeah, they want to kill him really bad

00:42:58.710 --> 00:43:02.630
They want to hurt him. It's just Mac at this

00:43:02.630 --> 00:43:06.010
point, man. Like what are we doing? I kind of

00:43:06.010 --> 00:43:09.150
let YouTube not know. What are we really doing?

00:43:09.309 --> 00:43:12.469
No, I'm actually asking what are we doing? Because

00:43:12.469 --> 00:43:15.269
if you the difference between that it's only

00:43:15.269 --> 00:43:18.250
it's only it's just those there's just words

00:43:18.250 --> 00:43:20.489
that yeah, but those words. It's like that. Are

00:43:20.489 --> 00:43:22.730
we making money when we don't do it or do we

00:43:22.730 --> 00:43:25.010
not even know? No, what I'm saying is that when

00:43:25.010 --> 00:43:29.800
you do that they they they push down. The people

00:43:29.800 --> 00:43:32.579
that it's not about money. It's listeners. Yeah.

00:43:33.800 --> 00:43:36.980
But then how much do they push it down? They

00:43:36.980 --> 00:43:40.619
100 % do it a lot. At some point we just got

00:43:40.619 --> 00:43:44.110
it. Do what we do and yeah, well that's for this

00:43:44.110 --> 00:43:46.610
for the patreon. So on the patreon we talk all

00:43:46.610 --> 00:43:50.309
about Yeah, we never talk about this stuff on

00:43:50.309 --> 00:43:55.090
here. Yeah on patreon. We really we Let people

00:43:55.090 --> 00:43:58.489
want to hear that on and pay for it. Well, yeah,

00:43:58.530 --> 00:44:02.210
if you want to hear about People getting canceled

00:44:02.210 --> 00:44:04.769
if you want to hear about people getting canceled

00:44:04.769 --> 00:44:09.539
Which is the word that we can't say No, we want

00:44:09.539 --> 00:44:11.219
to hear. If you want to hear the K word a lot,

00:44:11.360 --> 00:44:15.059
go to Patreon. We honestly do want to hear what

00:44:15.059 --> 00:44:18.900
you want to hear. Yeah, because it would be good

00:44:18.900 --> 00:44:22.300
for us to know what people want to hear. I don't

00:44:22.300 --> 00:44:25.300
care what people want to hear. You want to have

00:44:25.300 --> 00:44:29.159
in the back your mind because I like it. We both

00:44:29.159 --> 00:44:32.360
like to talk. I like what's funny to me. Yeah,

00:44:32.619 --> 00:44:35.719
but a lot of things are funny to you. Yeah, a

00:44:35.719 --> 00:44:37.760
lot of things are front and that be hive is a

00:44:37.760 --> 00:44:40.300
lot of bees in it. Yeah, we have if they were

00:44:40.300 --> 00:44:42.519
listeners. I have minds think alike mean being

00:44:42.519 --> 00:44:45.880
doing text and say the same exact thing at the

00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:49.760
same time. It's almost romantic. But it's Yeah,

00:44:49.960 --> 00:44:53.980
we're talking about like some loser like Bob

00:44:53.980 --> 00:44:56.059
Keane or we're talking about Yeah, we don't finish

00:44:56.059 --> 00:44:57.880
each other's sentences. We say the exact same

00:44:57.880 --> 00:45:03.570
thing. But then imagine if just the fans like

00:45:03.570 --> 00:45:06.170
think the same things like about join the hive

00:45:06.170 --> 00:45:09.010
mind folks But you can't they can't have the

00:45:09.010 --> 00:45:11.369
full hive mind unless they join the patreon because

00:45:11.369 --> 00:45:13.989
that's missing half the episodes Well, just give

00:45:13.989 --> 00:45:17.650
us that like, you know the half hive mind and

00:45:17.650 --> 00:45:21.090
we'll see if we hive minds think alike You know

00:45:21.090 --> 00:45:24.269
That's it. That's a saying that I came up with.

00:45:24.269 --> 00:45:28.170
I know it's kind of you know, don't ruin my promotion

00:45:28.170 --> 00:45:32.150
You're getting promoted To the horse slave guy.

00:45:32.269 --> 00:45:35.789
Yeah, I'm still unemployed. Yeah, yeah, there's

00:45:35.789 --> 00:45:38.710
no jobs out there. I was just I thought he was

00:45:38.710 --> 00:45:41.269
going to pay me. Yeah, you're not unemployable.

00:45:41.389 --> 00:45:44.989
There's just literally no jobs. No, I like thinking.

00:45:45.369 --> 00:45:48.289
No, I know. So I know so many people that are

00:45:48.289 --> 00:45:50.190
applying for jobs. There's literally no jobs.

00:45:50.610 --> 00:45:54.269
It's like was I just I think I was extra cooked,

00:45:54.289 --> 00:45:57.030
but you know, yeah, no, you should feel better

00:45:57.030 --> 00:45:59.090
about yourself because it's not it's not just

00:45:59.090 --> 00:46:02.710
you. I know. people that are qualified for decent

00:46:02.710 --> 00:46:06.050
paying jobs or they can't even get, I applied

00:46:06.050 --> 00:46:09.829
for a job at Home Depot for the benefits. And

00:46:09.829 --> 00:46:15.170
I didn't get anything back. I would have loved,

00:46:15.630 --> 00:46:17.750
that would be the only retail place that I would

00:46:17.750 --> 00:46:20.969
work at because I love Home Depot. Yeah, to like

00:46:20.969 --> 00:46:25.090
a dangerous amount. Like if you, the people there

00:46:25.090 --> 00:46:28.539
knew. Who you are and how much you love home

00:46:28.539 --> 00:46:30.699
improvement like it would be like I would become

00:46:30.699 --> 00:46:32.780
the CEO in probably three weeks They would be

00:46:32.780 --> 00:46:35.159
worried about you taking their jobs. That's the

00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:38.239
only barrier right they might they might Write

00:46:38.239 --> 00:46:40.019
me up for stuff and try to get me fired because

00:46:40.019 --> 00:46:42.219
I'd be worried that I'd become the CEO. Yeah

00:46:42.219 --> 00:46:46.940
It's like but instead there's some Software reviewing

00:46:46.940 --> 00:46:49.619
you didn't have the right buzzwords or whatever

00:46:49.619 --> 00:46:52.679
Yeah, and then it's just like or you have to

00:46:52.679 --> 00:46:54.699
answer the questions or it's just like do you

00:46:54.699 --> 00:46:58.570
have 30 years of experience in this. You're like,

00:46:58.570 --> 00:47:04.170
is it improv? Like, yeah. Is it? No. Right. Yeah.

00:47:04.190 --> 00:47:07.429
The only jobs that are out there are specialty

00:47:07.429 --> 00:47:09.889
jobs where you have to have a bunch of years

00:47:09.889 --> 00:47:11.630
of experience in it, but you can't have the years

00:47:11.630 --> 00:47:13.750
of experience in it without being to be an engineer

00:47:13.750 --> 00:47:18.130
for 30 years. Yeah. Sorry, buddy. And you have

00:47:18.130 --> 00:47:20.969
to be like a new graduate. Yeah. For 30 years.

00:47:21.230 --> 00:47:25.630
Yeah. It's just that tight window. So there's

00:47:25.630 --> 00:47:27.469
that. But there's also so many jobs that are

00:47:27.469 --> 00:47:31.130
on LinkedIn, but they don't get back to you.

00:47:31.130 --> 00:47:32.750
Yeah, they go back to you in a week saying that

00:47:32.750 --> 00:47:35.630
we found a candidate. No, that job didn't exist.

00:47:35.730 --> 00:47:37.809
They're just compiling information. Sometimes

00:47:37.809 --> 00:47:39.610
they're making themselves look bad. I'm going

00:47:39.610 --> 00:47:41.710
to start calling out these companies because

00:47:41.710 --> 00:47:44.630
please, because I'm not I'm not like applying

00:47:44.630 --> 00:47:47.110
anymore. I have a job. But these there's a lot

00:47:47.110 --> 00:47:49.789
of companies out there that I know. So I know

00:47:49.789 --> 00:47:53.889
that I have the qualifications for it. I'm overqualified

00:47:53.889 --> 00:47:57.730
for them and then it would just be like in like

00:47:57.730 --> 00:48:00.530
a week out getting email like a Standardized

00:48:00.530 --> 00:48:03.070
email dude. I would love to do that. If we start

00:48:03.070 --> 00:48:04.869
calling out companies like you can't even get

00:48:04.869 --> 00:48:08.289
an interview dude. It's it's like I I probably

00:48:08.289 --> 00:48:10.789
applied to like 300 jobs before I get an interview.

00:48:10.789 --> 00:48:13.610
Uh -huh wait, and I have a good track record

00:48:13.610 --> 00:48:16.590
in my employment I was with the same company

00:48:16.590 --> 00:48:20.769
move my way up for eight years and then I on

00:48:20.769 --> 00:48:25.480
my own became a stockbroker. And then like, that

00:48:25.480 --> 00:48:27.539
was my that was my that was my employment break

00:48:27.539 --> 00:48:29.980
was become was getting my licenses and becoming

00:48:29.980 --> 00:48:32.539
a stockbroker. Pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.

00:48:32.639 --> 00:48:36.420
Yeah, the initiative, the drive. My dad grew

00:48:36.420 --> 00:48:39.000
up on a farm, I got those jeans. And I'm also

00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:42.960
German, very industrious. You could tap into

00:48:42.960 --> 00:48:45.719
a lot of different you can be Jewish if you need

00:48:45.719 --> 00:48:48.760
to. Yeah. I'm 13 percent Jewish. That's why I'm

00:48:48.760 --> 00:48:50.800
good with money, folks. So talk to money with

00:48:50.800 --> 00:48:53.659
Mac if you need any advice. No, but that's like

00:48:53.659 --> 00:48:56.079
inspirational. That's so much bigger than sometimes

00:48:56.079 --> 00:48:59.559
I think bad comedy. It's like, you know, we call

00:48:59.559 --> 00:49:02.219
people out on their bullshit. Right. But a lot

00:49:02.219 --> 00:49:04.920
of times it's just policing the scene. Yeah.

00:49:05.039 --> 00:49:07.219
And but think about they can't bullshit. They

00:49:07.219 --> 00:49:10.400
can't bullshit. Bullshitters like us. No. Yeah,

00:49:10.400 --> 00:49:12.619
you know. Yeah. Whenever I see you, whenever

00:49:12.619 --> 00:49:15.400
I see Bob Keane, I say I say, listen up, Bob.

00:49:15.630 --> 00:49:18.570
You can't bullshit a bullshitter. Okay, you know,

00:49:18.570 --> 00:49:20.210
giving them a hard time when you do that. I say

00:49:20.210 --> 00:49:22.670
Bob Keane, you can't bullshit a bullshitter.

00:49:23.130 --> 00:49:25.590
And he freaks out. And then I go, Well, turns

00:49:25.590 --> 00:49:29.449
out you're gay. The whole time. And he's like,

00:49:29.610 --> 00:49:32.010
Fuck, how do you know? And right, because because

00:49:32.010 --> 00:49:34.730
that's the best defense against a Bob Keane type

00:49:34.730 --> 00:49:40.130
of person or a hacko is you they freak out. And

00:49:40.130 --> 00:49:43.690
then you have a very minimalist response. And

00:49:43.690 --> 00:49:46.449
that pisses them off even more. Rile them up.

00:49:46.469 --> 00:49:49.849
Oh, yeah. Rile them up more and make them make

00:49:49.849 --> 00:49:52.230
themselves look bad. Let them destroy themselves.

00:49:52.550 --> 00:49:54.789
There is like someone else I'm going to war with

00:49:54.789 --> 00:49:56.969
where it's just like, yeah, leave him on red

00:49:56.969 --> 00:50:00.530
because that's going to just tear him apart and

00:50:00.530 --> 00:50:04.190
just watch him implode and say something totally

00:50:04.190 --> 00:50:06.829
contradictory to what else he said. I don't I

00:50:06.829 --> 00:50:09.269
haven't done that. I don't do the leave on red

00:50:09.269 --> 00:50:11.719
much. All right. I don't think I. Don't know

00:50:11.719 --> 00:50:14.699
Jason would do that Jason would do that for sure.

00:50:14.699 --> 00:50:17.539
Mm -hmm, but I don't Purposefully leave you blood

00:50:17.539 --> 00:50:19.880
red much. I'm very quick at responding normally.

00:50:20.099 --> 00:50:22.699
It's it's almost like I respond like right away

00:50:22.699 --> 00:50:28.239
Like within a second See for me the stoicism

00:50:28.239 --> 00:50:31.679
that I need more of that. So I got yeah because

00:50:31.679 --> 00:50:35.039
I'll react too hard and then yeah, and then maybe

00:50:35.039 --> 00:50:38.039
have a few days we just said and Yeah, I'll be

00:50:38.039 --> 00:50:41.300
like, oh man, they left me on right now. What

00:50:41.300 --> 00:50:44.260
the heck? Yep. Yeah, you got to get the opposite

00:50:44.260 --> 00:50:47.119
of girl brain stoicism. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But

00:50:47.119 --> 00:50:48.719
then just all these companies. Because girl brains

00:50:48.719 --> 00:50:52.679
are like... Right, it's just like, it doesn't

00:50:52.679 --> 00:50:55.219
stop. But then they also have that storage for

00:50:55.219 --> 00:50:57.500
passive. They have the part in their brain that

00:50:57.500 --> 00:50:59.380
holds the passive aggressiveness in. And then

00:50:59.380 --> 00:51:01.639
they just like, over time, just passive aggressively

00:51:01.639 --> 00:51:04.840
say shit. This is like saying like black people

00:51:04.840 --> 00:51:07.559
have an extra bone in their foot. Girls like

00:51:07.559 --> 00:51:11.800
girls. Like just not true thing. Yeah, yeah.

00:51:11.860 --> 00:51:13.679
Girls have different brains of men though. It's

00:51:13.679 --> 00:51:18.860
a real thing. They do. I mean, just like, well,

00:51:18.900 --> 00:51:23.260
they're different size people. They I mean, like

00:51:23.260 --> 00:51:26.460
different women in general, just think different

00:51:26.460 --> 00:51:30.199
than men. They have different emotion types like

00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:32.619
black people think different than white people.

00:51:33.119 --> 00:51:36.579
Well, no, I mean, That will black women and black

00:51:36.579 --> 00:51:39.739
men think they don't Know like what about black

00:51:39.739 --> 00:51:42.000
women verse like white men know like women are

00:51:42.000 --> 00:51:45.139
more prone to emotional things or emotional like

00:51:45.139 --> 00:51:47.980
if you Do an emotional argument they're more

00:51:47.980 --> 00:51:51.199
likely to fall for it men men prefer the facts.

00:51:51.860 --> 00:51:54.940
I Don't know sometimes. I think unless you're

00:51:54.940 --> 00:51:58.880
I don't want to like out my boys Because it's

00:51:58.880 --> 00:52:02.000
just like we need help right now. I think I feel

00:52:02.000 --> 00:52:05.260
like Men have been taking a beating for a while.

00:52:05.300 --> 00:52:09.400
It's almost a slavery level beating Yeah, especially

00:52:09.400 --> 00:52:10.960
that's just so there's been all these trans people

00:52:10.960 --> 00:52:14.820
trying to kill all white cis men No, we gotta

00:52:14.820 --> 00:52:21.079
be It's not my fault that I'm a white straight

00:52:21.079 --> 00:52:26.440
man, you know This is not a word to that when

00:52:26.440 --> 00:52:28.260
did that word become a thing we need to get rid

00:52:28.260 --> 00:52:30.940
of cisgender. That's not a thing Maybe it was

00:52:30.940 --> 00:52:35.639
the first one. It's called normal It's it's normal

00:52:35.639 --> 00:52:39.019
because it's the majority of people this is a

00:52:39.019 --> 00:52:42.159
slur They try to say that I guess I could say

00:52:42.159 --> 00:52:45.500
I'm a part of a minority group called cisgender,

00:52:45.500 --> 00:52:51.179
you know I'm a victim Yeah, no victim mentality.

00:52:51.179 --> 00:52:55.809
It's like embrace it when it's convenient reject

00:52:55.809 --> 00:52:58.570
it when it's they're trying to gaslight you right

00:52:58.570 --> 00:53:01.090
and make you feel worse about yourself. Oh, they

00:53:01.090 --> 00:53:02.949
love gaslighting over there on the left. Don't

00:53:02.949 --> 00:53:07.469
you ever bring up my oppression? Yeah. Don't

00:53:07.469 --> 00:53:10.449
you ever make a month about my oppression? Yeah.

00:53:10.889 --> 00:53:13.409
Trump's Trump and then it turns out you're double

00:53:13.409 --> 00:53:16.010
oppressed. Yeah. Isn't it you have two months

00:53:16.010 --> 00:53:18.670
of oppression in a row? Yeah, welcome to being

00:53:18.670 --> 00:53:21.530
a black woman How is Trump gonna be a Nazi if

00:53:21.530 --> 00:53:24.150
he's like against he's like really against anti

00:53:24.150 --> 00:53:30.289
-semitism like Jared Kushner his stepson is very

00:53:30.289 --> 00:53:33.389
Jewish. It's tough to like, you know, you support

00:53:33.389 --> 00:53:36.690
Israel in yeah and your Hitler that makes you

00:53:36.690 --> 00:53:39.710
Hitler Yeah, it's kind of like well wouldn't

00:53:39.710 --> 00:53:42.800
Hitler do the polar opposite thing, I don't know.

00:53:43.480 --> 00:53:45.219
I'm not a history buff. Right, he'd probably

00:53:45.219 --> 00:53:47.539
be pro anti -Semitism, I'd assume. Yeah, he'd

00:53:47.539 --> 00:53:49.840
probably not fund... I think he was. Yeah, so

00:53:49.840 --> 00:53:51.940
I think it's the opposite, the opposite thing,

00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:54.639
right? Yeah, so he's kind of the anti -Hitler.

00:53:54.820 --> 00:53:57.739
Yeah, he is the anti -Hitler. And also, people

00:53:57.739 --> 00:54:01.699
are like, he's doing unconstitutional things.

00:54:02.659 --> 00:54:06.019
He's causing a constitutional crisis. It's like...

00:54:05.579 --> 00:54:08.679
No, there's like 60 district judges just telling

00:54:08.679 --> 00:54:11.440
him he can't do anything that is within his power.

00:54:12.199 --> 00:54:15.239
That's a judicial coup. That seems like kind

00:54:15.239 --> 00:54:16.739
of... And they're all unelected, and they're

00:54:16.739 --> 00:54:19.500
all appointed. People elected Donald Trump to

00:54:19.500 --> 00:54:22.280
do these things that he's doing, and then nobody

00:54:22.280 --> 00:54:24.460
elected these judges, especially that Boasberg

00:54:24.460 --> 00:54:26.320
guy who looks like Jack Skellington with skin.

00:54:26.880 --> 00:54:32.539
He just... Cut that part out. No. Have you seen

00:54:32.539 --> 00:54:35.789
a picture of this guy? Judge Boasberg, I believe

00:54:35.789 --> 00:54:39.769
I want to see it too. He's evil But also just

00:54:39.769 --> 00:54:42.110
think it's guy it's it's easier thing to like

00:54:42.110 --> 00:54:45.210
if you think of like an evil globalist lizard

00:54:45.210 --> 00:54:48.289
guy It depends if our enemies like show him the

00:54:48.289 --> 00:54:52.409
picture or not But like this guy without the

00:54:52.409 --> 00:54:56.030
picture. So you're saying it's like damn So unelected

00:54:56.030 --> 00:54:58.710
people are stopping the elected people from doing

00:54:58.710 --> 00:55:02.739
something, right? That seems like unconstitutional

00:55:02.739 --> 00:55:06.760
it is and also people like there's a separation

00:55:06.760 --> 00:55:09.400
of powers and it's like well Trump is actually

00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:11.800
firing people within the executive branch all

00:55:11.800 --> 00:55:14.099
these things he's firing people from his own

00:55:14.099 --> 00:55:17.019
thing if he was Hitler he would weaponize these

00:55:17.019 --> 00:55:19.800
things like the Department of Education to indoctrinate

00:55:19.800 --> 00:55:23.719
people so he's weakening his own force yeah he's

00:55:23.719 --> 00:55:26.960
weakening his own force that is not a thing that

00:55:26.960 --> 00:55:29.679
a dictator would do and he's a dictator would

00:55:29.960 --> 00:55:33.420
Suppress free speech and suppress. Yeah, they

00:55:33.420 --> 00:55:37.000
would hate the they would censor stuff It would

00:55:37.000 --> 00:55:40.420
censor stuff and they would be against gun rights

00:55:40.420 --> 00:55:42.559
because they don't want an uprising, you know,

00:55:42.559 --> 00:55:49.400
yeah, they would also Weaponize the FBI and the

00:55:49.400 --> 00:55:52.380
DOJ and weaponized really every agency against

00:55:52.380 --> 00:55:56.739
their political adversaries you're fired They

00:55:56.739 --> 00:56:00.880
do reality TV Would Hitler do reality TV, folks?

00:56:01.320 --> 00:56:05.119
Can he be Hitler if he's... I feel like that's

00:56:05.119 --> 00:56:08.739
the opposite of Hitler. This guy is... This looks

00:56:08.739 --> 00:56:14.980
so... It feels like Voldemort. Jesus. I thought

00:56:14.980 --> 00:56:17.219
I looked like Voldemort. Guys, Google Judge Boesberg.

00:56:17.420 --> 00:56:19.059
I don't have another screen I could pull it up

00:56:19.059 --> 00:56:22.519
on, but he looks like the most evil guy in the

00:56:22.519 --> 00:56:24.380
whole world. I almost feel like that's... And

00:56:24.380 --> 00:56:30.840
his daughter runs a big NGO. Weird. Oh his daughter

00:56:30.840 --> 00:56:34.940
runs a immigration NGO and he's blocking the

00:56:34.940 --> 00:56:37.219
illegal immigration flights of Tren de Aragua.

00:56:37.360 --> 00:56:39.820
It's kind of weird. Maybe tell the people at

00:56:39.820 --> 00:56:42.960
home, maybe they don't know what an NGO is. It's

00:56:42.960 --> 00:56:45.820
a non -governmental organization. Those are the

00:56:45.820 --> 00:56:49.420
things that people put money from the government

00:56:49.420 --> 00:56:53.420
into. They use it to launder money either back

00:56:53.420 --> 00:57:00.210
into Either to their pockets or into their own

00:57:00.210 --> 00:57:05.050
elections, so it's basically a just a money laundering

00:57:05.050 --> 00:57:06.710
scheme where they make sure they keep getting

00:57:06.710 --> 00:57:10.809
elected and Okay, wait a second. I have a question.

00:57:10.849 --> 00:57:15.050
That's all true. I mean it's it The the paperwork

00:57:15.050 --> 00:57:18.210
is out there check out Mike Ben's on X if you

00:57:18.210 --> 00:57:20.090
guys want to see more about that He only goes

00:57:20.090 --> 00:57:22.829
off facts. He doesn't speculate in case anyone

00:57:22.829 --> 00:57:26.380
else is wondering What you talking about, Willis?

00:57:26.800 --> 00:57:28.400
Because that sounds like a government agency

00:57:28.400 --> 00:57:30.900
to me. Look at how evil he is. No, no. He looks

00:57:30.900 --> 00:57:34.360
like the guy from, like, American Gothic, the

00:57:34.360 --> 00:57:37.159
painting. He's fucking the most evil -looking

00:57:37.159 --> 00:57:40.400
guy ever. No, he's worse. He's a real Satan pitchfork.

00:57:40.400 --> 00:57:43.719
Guys, please look up Judge Boesberg. It's just

00:57:43.719 --> 00:57:45.719
like he doesn't even have to... Maybe on the

00:57:45.719 --> 00:57:48.079
episode of Thumbnail, I have Boesberg. Yeah.

00:57:48.989 --> 00:57:53.170
We love Boasberg. Just just forget his even involvement

00:57:53.170 --> 00:57:56.389
and just look him up and, oh, guess who? Look,

00:57:56.429 --> 00:57:58.730
see what he looks like. So he was in his role.

00:57:58.730 --> 00:58:01.610
He got so they randomly pick judges for cases.

00:58:02.590 --> 00:58:04.769
And it sounds like a good idea that he was on

00:58:04.769 --> 00:58:08.489
three Trump cases. And then he randomly got put

00:58:08.489 --> 00:58:11.010
on this whole signal gate case. He just randomly

00:58:11.010 --> 00:58:13.570
got put on. You know, definitely a random pick,

00:58:13.690 --> 00:58:18.280
not just like a I mean, it sounds random. That

00:58:18.280 --> 00:58:23.099
he would get picked for every single one No,

00:58:23.159 --> 00:58:26.380
it's like people are like you don't you're so

00:58:26.380 --> 00:58:29.059
not confident you wear the hat But it's like

00:58:29.059 --> 00:58:31.340
you see what this looks like he looks like a

00:58:31.340 --> 00:58:34.199
stranger. He looks like Satan, dude No one wants

00:58:34.199 --> 00:58:37.619
to hear from that guy. I mean unless I want advice

00:58:37.619 --> 00:58:41.119
on how to be evil and like this guy It just looks

00:58:41.119 --> 00:58:44.780
like an evil person exactly. There's a Being

00:58:44.780 --> 00:58:48.579
bald is cooked. I don't think you care Like Sam

00:58:48.579 --> 00:58:50.719
how can anyone look at this guy and say he's

00:58:50.719 --> 00:58:53.699
not evil if anybody's on judge Boasberg side

00:58:53.699 --> 00:58:56.480
You're on the wrong side. How are you even on

00:58:56.480 --> 00:59:00.340
that side? You have to be a bot And that's not

00:59:00.340 --> 00:59:02.059
fair to him. I like this guy Stephen Miller.

00:59:02.059 --> 00:59:04.500
He's great. What I want to see what Boasberg

00:59:04.500 --> 00:59:08.719
did What's his history Boasberg? Did he earn

00:59:08.719 --> 00:59:13.019
his credentials? Is he like a fair? No, he's

00:59:13.019 --> 00:59:15.719
completely far left and you're supposed to be

00:59:15.719 --> 00:59:18.820
impartial when you're a judge. Yeah And see you

00:59:18.820 --> 00:59:21.400
just growing up, you know, I'm trained to think

00:59:21.400 --> 00:59:26.179
that guy's evil far, right? And then sometimes

00:59:26.179 --> 00:59:30.159
you realize Voldemort Yeah, well right now it's

00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:32.920
a Disney character right now the goalpost remove

00:59:32.920 --> 00:59:37.079
far right right now far right is like is like

00:59:37.079 --> 00:59:40.960
Republican light it's like cuz Trump is like

00:59:40.920 --> 00:59:46.139
socially not hard Republican, right? I feel like

00:59:46.139 --> 00:59:49.139
socially is just like a cool guy. He'll be like,

00:59:49.639 --> 00:59:53.940
I love stuff. And he went to the wrestling championship.

00:59:54.039 --> 00:59:57.599
Wait, then I sent you the video of him, of him

00:59:57.599 --> 00:59:59.460
showing the picture of showing the new thing

00:59:59.460 --> 01:00:02.199
in the Oval Office. And it was a big thing of

01:00:02.199 --> 01:00:06.260
like JD Vance memes. That was real. It's fake.

01:00:06.340 --> 01:00:08.400
No, he had the Declaration of Independence moved

01:00:08.400 --> 01:00:11.940
into his office, which rules. I don't know. Sorry.

01:00:12.179 --> 01:00:13.599
Yeah, I think it was a declaration of independence.

01:00:14.039 --> 01:00:16.719
This is I mean, this is gonna steal the decoration.

01:00:16.840 --> 01:00:20.099
This is the next. This is the next revolution.

01:00:20.760 --> 01:00:23.099
I don't know, Mac. Sometimes I just feel like

01:00:23.099 --> 01:00:26.239
are we just talking out of our ass? No. I mean,

01:00:26.300 --> 01:00:28.619
the whole everything's changing. What if we are?

01:00:28.860 --> 01:00:32.559
What if we're just like dumbasses that got conned?

01:00:32.679 --> 01:00:35.139
Got conned by Alex Jones? Got conned by Jones

01:00:35.139 --> 01:00:37.800
and Trump, and we're just dumb. But Jones has

01:00:37.800 --> 01:00:40.039
all the receipts for everything he says. I know,

01:00:40.219 --> 01:00:44.099
it makes sense to me and I feel like I'm willing

01:00:44.099 --> 01:00:46.840
to absorb whatever it is. And then they always

01:00:46.840 --> 01:00:50.340
read articles from the... Like from cnn and stuff

01:00:50.340 --> 01:00:52.139
like that was just awesome because this is on

01:00:52.139 --> 01:00:56.039
youtube forever like if I Procreate my grandchildren

01:00:56.039 --> 01:00:59.079
will be able to hear. Yeah, it'll be I mean they're

01:00:59.079 --> 01:01:01.159
gonna probably take over the podcast when you

01:01:01.159 --> 01:01:06.900
die They're gonna love it yeah And they'll they'll

01:01:06.900 --> 01:01:09.539
fucking change it to something shitty. They'll

01:01:09.539 --> 01:01:11.360
be like they'll be reading their textbook about

01:01:11.360 --> 01:01:14.920
the revolution of 2025 and then Yeah, I love

01:01:14.920 --> 01:01:19.679
bad comedy grandpa And they'll make it all and

01:01:19.679 --> 01:01:21.000
they'll be like why weren't you guys talking

01:01:21.000 --> 01:01:24.000
about the revolution that was going? They'll

01:01:24.000 --> 01:01:27.099
be like, oh my god grandpa was so dumb. He was

01:01:27.099 --> 01:01:29.440
so cooked He didn't even be so cooked even based

01:01:29.440 --> 01:01:31.119
at all. I didn't know about the revolution was

01:01:31.119 --> 01:01:34.599
going on so this is what happened these billionaires

01:01:34.599 --> 01:01:37.519
took over and they were actually the good guys

01:01:37.519 --> 01:01:41.380
and What happened my grandpa was right the white

01:01:41.380 --> 01:01:43.780
there was a man. There was way more There's way

01:01:43.780 --> 01:01:47.769
more billionaires back in Kamalo The things will

01:01:47.769 --> 01:01:51.230
get lost in the details. There's very there's

01:01:51.230 --> 01:01:54.809
very most of the billionaires are on the left

01:01:54.809 --> 01:02:00.690
I'm just saying, you know, it's like Unless they're

01:02:00.690 --> 01:02:03.110
cosplaying like Mark Zuckerberg. I'll say what

01:02:03.110 --> 01:02:05.469
I think at a given moment Mark Zuckerberg is

01:02:05.469 --> 01:02:09.489
cosplaying being a patriot. That's not even controversial.

01:02:10.150 --> 01:02:12.489
That's just weird. This is what he's doing Yeah,

01:02:12.590 --> 01:02:14.750
he's like, yeah, dude, you just tune it Trump.

01:02:14.989 --> 01:02:16.969
That's cool. Dana White does it like I'm doing

01:02:16.969 --> 01:02:19.389
cross bowing. I don't know how to do it. Yeah.

01:02:19.449 --> 01:02:22.369
When he got called out. Yeah, he got as details.

01:02:22.429 --> 01:02:24.530
He totally was lying about that. I feel like

01:02:24.530 --> 01:02:26.849
he was telling the truth, but he just looked

01:02:26.849 --> 01:02:30.409
down. I think he was 100%. I think he was 100

01:02:30.409 --> 01:02:33.610
% fabricated. No one's I don't think he's ever

01:02:33.610 --> 01:02:38.070
used across. No, he was just ignorant about it.

01:02:38.239 --> 01:02:41.280
And you don't go toe -to -toe with Rogan about

01:02:41.280 --> 01:02:43.920
crossbowing. Right. That's like talking to him

01:02:43.920 --> 01:02:47.480
about elk meat. Yeah. Maybe Dana White, you'd

01:02:47.480 --> 01:02:50.320
talk about that. Yeah. Or supplements. Yeah.

01:02:51.239 --> 01:02:53.880
Or ivermectin. You don't go toe -to -toe with

01:02:53.880 --> 01:02:56.300
Rogan about ivermectin. No. It's kind of weird.

01:02:56.400 --> 01:02:57.440
This guy's been through the gauntlet. It's kind

01:02:57.440 --> 01:02:59.340
of weird that he was right the whole time about

01:02:59.340 --> 01:03:02.900
ivermectin. It is a little weird. That ivermectin

01:03:02.900 --> 01:03:05.780
is actually the cure. It's the antidote for COVID.

01:03:06.880 --> 01:03:08.820
Everyone made fun of him. Yeah, and it was like

01:03:08.820 --> 01:03:11.360
one of the safest drugs ever. There was a panel

01:03:11.360 --> 01:03:14.539
recently, it was Chris Cuomo was on it and Dave

01:03:14.539 --> 01:03:19.500
Smith. And Dave Smith started going in and on

01:03:19.500 --> 01:03:22.639
Cuomo about because Cuomo was like, I don't do

01:03:22.639 --> 01:03:25.239
anything bad during COVID. He was like, he was

01:03:25.239 --> 01:03:29.119
like, you guys constantly like shot down people

01:03:29.119 --> 01:03:31.039
talking about ivermectin, like trying to ruin

01:03:31.039 --> 01:03:33.820
their careers. Like Joe Rogan, my friend, he

01:03:33.820 --> 01:03:37.150
said, And it turns out it's the cure and then

01:03:37.150 --> 01:03:41.110
you started taking it later on. Didn't apologize.

01:03:42.409 --> 01:03:44.409
Because not quite now. Cuomo was like promoting

01:03:44.409 --> 01:03:50.010
Ivermectin. Singer Weezer? Yeah, no. Chris Cuomo,

01:03:50.010 --> 01:03:53.690
Chris Cuomo, not the, not the, not the, not the

01:03:53.690 --> 01:03:57.030
governor. Not the other Cuomo. Cuz there's the

01:03:57.030 --> 01:03:59.570
Andrew Cuomo is the New York guy. That's the

01:03:59.570 --> 01:04:03.150
thing. That's just like there's no kind of workaround.

01:04:03.269 --> 01:04:08.469
You just have to sometimes Accept if people aren't

01:04:08.469 --> 01:04:11.429
they don't have the context that you have maybe

01:04:11.429 --> 01:04:14.949
they have their own context But my context the

01:04:14.949 --> 01:04:17.070
only thing that makes sense is what I'm thinking

01:04:17.070 --> 01:04:19.869
my context is the truth Yeah, well, that's what

01:04:19.869 --> 01:04:22.690
I think but that's also what they think Yeah,

01:04:22.769 --> 01:04:25.619
but it's like but it's not the truth Well, you

01:04:25.619 --> 01:04:28.659
watch more C -SPAN than other people. Yeah. And

01:04:28.659 --> 01:04:30.980
sometimes I have to forgive people because they

01:04:30.980 --> 01:04:32.920
don't have, they might have kids, they don't

01:04:32.920 --> 01:04:35.380
have time to be tapped in. I want to start debating.

01:04:35.380 --> 01:04:38.219
So they just go with what's been true. And it's

01:04:38.219 --> 01:04:41.340
just like, and if they think I'm whatever, like

01:04:41.340 --> 01:04:43.320
maybe they'll figure out later. I'm running for

01:04:43.320 --> 01:04:46.820
Congress. I was thinking when they, yeah, you're

01:04:46.820 --> 01:04:50.099
inspired by Alex Stein, you're going to become

01:04:50.099 --> 01:04:53.380
a... Well, no, did you see that? There's a girl

01:04:53.380 --> 01:04:58.699
running that says she's running for the 9th district

01:04:58.699 --> 01:05:01.400
in Illinois, which is Evanston. That's where

01:05:01.400 --> 01:05:04.039
I'm from and a bunch of other places. That's

01:05:04.039 --> 01:05:08.260
where Max Rice was running before. But in one

01:05:08.260 --> 01:05:13.039
of her videos, she had like a Palestinian garb

01:05:13.039 --> 01:05:15.400
behind her. She doesn't realize how many Jewish

01:05:15.400 --> 01:05:18.260
people live in that fucking area. It's like one

01:05:18.260 --> 01:05:20.840
of the most densely populated per capita Jewish

01:05:20.840 --> 01:05:24.300
areas. So she's like very, she's like pro Hamas.

01:05:24.420 --> 01:05:26.400
And I kind of want to run against her as a Democrat.

01:05:26.860 --> 01:05:30.480
And then I'll be like, I'll make it I want to

01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:32.699
make a commercial for my thing. And it'll be

01:05:32.699 --> 01:05:39.880
like, she's I'll be like, she's a Democrat, like

01:05:39.880 --> 01:05:42.539
far left, like loves Hamas too. And obviously,

01:05:42.860 --> 01:05:45.219
Jewish voters aren't going to vote for her. But

01:05:45.219 --> 01:05:47.440
or maybe I'll run as an independent, but I'm

01:05:47.440 --> 01:05:50.789
going to be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna

01:05:50.789 --> 01:05:53.309
be like, I'm just gonna be like, I'm turning

01:05:53.309 --> 01:05:57.050
the camera each time and be like, I don't firebomb

01:05:57.050 --> 01:05:59.670
Tesla's, because I love the environment. And

01:05:59.670 --> 01:06:06.190
I'll be like, I don't like a mass. It's just

01:06:06.190 --> 01:06:11.530
very easy things. It's like, I like America,

01:06:11.750 --> 01:06:16.849
I think the government should be efficient. But

01:06:16.849 --> 01:06:20.300
you'd be running as a Democrat. Yeah. Oh, I've

01:06:20.300 --> 01:06:22.280
been around as a 90s. That's my part of the 90s.

01:06:22.280 --> 01:06:26.039
Democrat. Honestly, when I saw that, I'd be like,

01:06:26.059 --> 01:06:29.820
what are some other things that leave? I don't

01:06:29.820 --> 01:06:32.920
think that we should indoctrinate children with

01:06:32.920 --> 01:06:37.860
sexual stuff at a young age. Yeah, wait till

01:06:37.860 --> 01:06:43.420
sex ed when they're older. That's like a that's

01:06:43.420 --> 01:06:47.900
a big issue. Yeah, for parents. Yeah. Almost

01:06:47.900 --> 01:06:52.699
like think I'll have to say I'll just things

01:06:52.699 --> 01:06:55.420
you can't even disagree with I'll say I love

01:06:55.420 --> 01:07:01.079
the Jews. I'm 13 % myself on my mom's side. Maybe

01:07:01.079 --> 01:07:04.940
I'd say I think speech should be free and say

01:07:04.940 --> 01:07:08.400
not only my 13 % Jewish. It's on my mom's side.

01:07:08.760 --> 01:07:11.760
I stand with the Jews. I don't think but it's

01:07:11.760 --> 01:07:13.679
like how many I'm not gonna say I send it Israel

01:07:13.679 --> 01:07:17.010
I send to the Jews. There's a dude Skokie say

01:07:17.010 --> 01:07:21.489
that Skokie is the most Jews capital of any so

01:07:21.489 --> 01:07:24.789
is it is Skokie in that? Skokie's in it Highland

01:07:24.789 --> 01:07:27.889
Park Senate. There's so many Jews. That's crazy

01:07:27.889 --> 01:07:31.070
that she's running and doing that Well, I think

01:07:31.070 --> 01:07:33.690
her thing might be a I just I don't know We'll

01:07:33.690 --> 01:07:36.710
see but running as a Democrat who is against

01:07:36.710 --> 01:07:38.670
why Israel I might make the patreon a thousand

01:07:38.670 --> 01:07:41.940
dollars and then run And then they could pull

01:07:41.940 --> 01:07:43.599
up any blackmail on me or whatever or they can

01:07:43.599 --> 01:07:45.980
join the patreon will get thousand dollars. I

01:07:45.980 --> 01:07:52.460
mean by all means But I could also be a congressman

01:07:52.460 --> 01:07:55.159
Yeah, so it's almost just like well like I could

01:07:55.159 --> 01:07:56.940
actually be a good congressman. Probably yeah,

01:07:56.940 --> 01:07:59.039
I would vote on the right things and I wouldn't

01:07:59.039 --> 01:08:02.519
I wouldn't Necessarily always need to follow

01:08:02.519 --> 01:08:07.360
party lines and everything I'm like my time like

01:08:07.360 --> 01:08:11.480
Massey. I'm like sassy Massey So you'd be a Democrat

01:08:11.480 --> 01:08:15.219
that who votes mostly Republican Because right

01:08:15.219 --> 01:08:17.880
now the Democrat covers all the bases. Well,

01:08:17.899 --> 01:08:21.260
it's a stupid idea. Well, no I'm running as Democrats

01:08:21.260 --> 01:08:25.560
but voting for Regular common -sense things which

01:08:25.560 --> 01:08:27.539
is just the stuff that's on the right right now.

01:08:27.539 --> 01:08:31.539
Just lose as a Democrat. What do you say? I'm

01:08:31.539 --> 01:08:33.520
running as a 90s Democrat, which is a modern

01:08:33.520 --> 01:08:39.859
Republican It should work in theory, but then

01:08:39.859 --> 01:08:43.779
it's also like Why would it be groundbreaking

01:08:43.779 --> 01:08:46.819
at the same time? Because because I'm running

01:08:46.819 --> 01:08:49.340
against I'm running against a pro homos person

01:08:49.340 --> 01:08:51.819
and someone that someone that loves all this

01:08:51.819 --> 01:08:54.619
like Left is need that also. I'll say I'll say

01:08:54.619 --> 01:08:57.140
I don't like domestic terrorism Especially on

01:08:57.140 --> 01:08:58.739
electric cars because I love the environment

01:08:58.739 --> 01:09:02.819
Yeah, it's not a big fan. I would yeah, I will

01:09:02.819 --> 01:09:04.699
denounce domestic terrorism. I think it's pretty

01:09:04.699 --> 01:09:10.069
bad On all these 80 -20 issues, I'll be on the

01:09:10.069 --> 01:09:17.029
80. I think that's how you win. I'd say I'm not

01:09:17.029 --> 01:09:18.630
a common sense guy, because that's a bad word.

01:09:18.869 --> 01:09:21.310
That's what Trump says. No, I was thinking that.

01:09:21.310 --> 01:09:23.430
I was starting to go, it's like, this is like

01:09:23.430 --> 01:09:24.229
Mack if he was a little more... I'll say Bo Mack

01:09:24.229 --> 01:09:28.750
Nepper, because I'm a normal guy. It's just such

01:09:28.750 --> 01:09:31.630
a blanket -like, just safe thing to... Easy.

01:09:32.810 --> 01:09:39.340
That's how you win. I'm not pro That genocide

01:09:39.340 --> 01:09:43.140
I'm not pro. I'm not pro any genocide folks,

01:09:43.399 --> 01:09:48.100
but no he can't say then skokey now say I Stand

01:09:48.100 --> 01:09:50.039
with the Jews. I'm gonna say I stand with Israel.

01:09:50.119 --> 01:09:53.979
No, it's the same thing I'm 13 % Jewish. I was

01:09:53.979 --> 01:09:57.100
gonna say that I'm 13 % Jewish on my mom's side

01:09:57.100 --> 01:10:00.659
and I love the Jewish people Yeah, no, I need

01:10:00.659 --> 01:10:03.590
that. I need to say that Because I'm going against

01:10:03.590 --> 01:10:05.630
someone in Hamas. You don't go far. I'm going

01:10:05.630 --> 01:10:10.470
against a Hamas girl I'm 13 % Jewish on my mom's

01:10:10.470 --> 01:10:13.569
side. Not only am I 13 % Jewish. It's on my mom's

01:10:13.569 --> 01:10:16.250
side How Jewish can you sound and I loved you?

01:10:16.789 --> 01:10:21.670
I love the Jews I should do that. Yeah, I was

01:10:21.670 --> 01:10:23.470
I was actually hanging out with my Jewish friend

01:10:23.470 --> 01:10:30.380
the other night I Got Jewish friends Yeah, well,

01:10:30.520 --> 01:10:32.619
I'm Jewish and then I have Jewish friends to

01:10:32.619 --> 01:10:35.500
help fill in the rest of the 30%. Yeah, and just

01:10:35.500 --> 01:10:39.079
be like, uh, don't ask me just happened. I didn't

01:10:39.079 --> 01:10:42.359
give a shit. No, I'll be like, I like Christians,

01:10:42.800 --> 01:10:46.039
Jews, Muslims. I like everybody. Why? Why do?

01:10:46.159 --> 01:10:47.880
Why is it my opponent? Why does everyone hate

01:10:47.880 --> 01:10:51.180
each other? Can we just all get along at somebody's

01:10:51.180 --> 01:10:53.760
came up with? Is that so unreasonable, folks?

01:10:53.819 --> 01:10:56.380
Yeah. And then I'll say, I'll say, can we decide?

01:10:56.699 --> 01:11:01.319
I'll say, can we decide? Get along. I can code

01:11:01.319 --> 01:11:04.039
switch if I have to. Yeah, it's something your

01:11:04.039 --> 01:11:07.600
leader needs to have. Right. Yeah. Right. Kamala

01:11:07.600 --> 01:11:11.239
Harris did it. Jasmine Crockett does it. She

01:11:11.239 --> 01:11:14.680
get elected. Yeah. She lost because she ran the

01:11:14.680 --> 01:11:17.140
worst campaign of all time of campaign of all

01:11:17.140 --> 01:11:20.079
campaigns. Always just want to be in the click

01:11:20.079 --> 01:11:24.920
like in the background like what about that?

01:11:28.420 --> 01:11:30.939
He's everything you just pop in you're just like

01:11:30.939 --> 01:11:36.520
based Base and then I'm like I'm running against

01:11:36.520 --> 01:11:38.859
someone who's in Hamas and you're like cool sounds

01:11:38.859 --> 01:11:43.520
like she just got good That's just me. Yeah.

01:11:43.659 --> 01:11:46.380
No, it'd be a monster campaign. Well, I don't

01:11:46.380 --> 01:11:49.189
know Yes, I just don't know which party to run

01:11:49.189 --> 01:11:53.590
in. So we get Max to run Republican, you run

01:11:53.590 --> 01:11:59.409
Democrat. And I beat him. The thing is, I would

01:11:59.409 --> 01:12:02.210
be I would for sure beat Max Rice because they

01:12:02.210 --> 01:12:05.630
vote Democrat anyway. He's like he's like a total

01:12:05.630 --> 01:12:07.949
Zionist where I'm just like kind of like I just

01:12:07.949 --> 01:12:10.909
don't like war. And I'll do everything I can

01:12:10.909 --> 01:12:13.210
to make sure there's peace in the world. But

01:12:13.210 --> 01:12:16.140
you're secretly a war buff. That's what they're

01:12:16.140 --> 01:12:19.460
not ready. No, I study a lot of war. But I'm

01:12:19.460 --> 01:12:22.260
not a fan of pointless, bad war. But I like when

01:12:22.260 --> 01:12:25.340
you're like, like, you love I like some warring

01:12:25.340 --> 01:12:28.640
this. Oh, I love Oh, well, don't get me wrong.

01:12:28.640 --> 01:12:31.840
I love peace through strength. The strength is

01:12:31.840 --> 01:12:34.239
like bombing the Houthis and stuff like that.

01:12:34.479 --> 01:12:36.760
And just kind of understand bombing the Houthis

01:12:36.760 --> 01:12:40.539
to first of all, free free up talking about even

01:12:40.539 --> 01:12:43.319
Oh, yeah, no one knows who these are. Yeah, who'd

01:12:43.319 --> 01:12:47.340
be in the blow? Yeah, exactly. That's where that's

01:12:47.340 --> 01:12:50.899
where Trump stopped. What is that with the blowfish?

01:12:50.899 --> 01:12:54.500
No, it's some terrorist guys. You just say no

01:12:54.500 --> 01:12:56.539
one's ever heard of them. It's one of like the

01:12:56.539 --> 01:13:00.399
five terror cells that Iran backs Hezbollah,

01:13:00.439 --> 01:13:06.079
Hamas, Houthis, a few others. But they but they

01:13:06.079 --> 01:13:07.960
know it's upsetting me. They've been shooting

01:13:07.960 --> 01:13:10.640
missiles at all the all the cargo ships going

01:13:10.640 --> 01:13:14.220
through the Red Sea. Now you're just being me

01:13:14.220 --> 01:13:17.500
saying depressing things and no, no. You got

01:13:17.500 --> 01:13:19.560
to stop at Hootie. No, the good news is we blew

01:13:19.560 --> 01:13:22.720
them up. OK, that's hilarious. It's like, sorry,

01:13:22.840 --> 01:13:25.520
who these? So that's called a happy ending. Yeah.

01:13:25.739 --> 01:13:28.340
So we blew them up. And not only did we free

01:13:28.340 --> 01:13:32.020
up the lanes, we sent a message to Iran because

01:13:32.020 --> 01:13:34.539
this is right after Donald Trump wrote Iran a

01:13:34.539 --> 01:13:37.819
letter and was like, hey, let's work things out

01:13:37.819 --> 01:13:40.340
peacefully. And they completely rejected it.

01:13:40.420 --> 01:13:42.399
And he was like, OK, we'll bomb your friends.

01:13:43.539 --> 01:13:47.180
I cannot see that being a good move when for

01:13:47.180 --> 01:13:49.859
him to write a letter seems vulnerable. Well,

01:13:50.020 --> 01:13:53.199
he's like, no, this sucks. I'm doing now. No,

01:13:53.300 --> 01:13:55.800
it's like the letter was was like, we can do

01:13:55.800 --> 01:13:58.000
it this way or this way. And I prefer not to

01:13:58.000 --> 01:14:00.920
do it this way. It was like it was like what

01:14:00.920 --> 01:14:03.659
you're talking about. No, no, no. It was like

01:14:03.659 --> 01:14:07.050
a mob thing. Yeah, he was like we could either

01:14:07.050 --> 01:14:09.409
do it this way, which I'd prefer or we can do

01:14:09.409 --> 01:14:12.810
it this way where we clearly Well, if you disregard

01:14:12.810 --> 01:14:15.130
that he's not gonna be happy. Oh, yeah No, they

01:14:15.130 --> 01:14:17.989
denounced it and then so then right afterwards

01:14:17.989 --> 01:14:21.409
we hit one of their proxies the Houthis peace

01:14:21.409 --> 01:14:25.430
through strength And then so really behind the

01:14:25.430 --> 01:14:29.229
scenes behind the scenes are like yeah next but

01:14:29.229 --> 01:14:32.810
they don't want to go to full on a war with Iran,

01:14:32.949 --> 01:14:36.800
but They're hoping that that Iran will concede

01:14:36.800 --> 01:14:39.739
to some kind of peace Because they know that

01:14:39.739 --> 01:14:41.680
we would completely destroy them, especially

01:14:41.680 --> 01:14:44.899
if we're friends with Russia So if you enter

01:14:44.899 --> 01:14:48.979
as a Democrat, we have Max Rice on the Republican

01:14:48.979 --> 01:14:53.720
Iran is an independent or not even To split some

01:14:53.720 --> 01:14:55.260
kind of vote. Yeah, we need we feel like it would

01:14:55.260 --> 01:14:57.539
take away from one of your votes No, no, we need

01:14:57.539 --> 01:15:00.720
you somewhere to split some some kind of vote

01:15:00.720 --> 01:15:03.979
like to take away some of hers only How do we

01:15:03.979 --> 01:15:07.000
only take away some of hers? You have her similar

01:15:07.000 --> 01:15:10.399
platform. I do the same thing. But better. That's

01:15:10.399 --> 01:15:13.800
stupid, but that's true. No, yeah, that's great.

01:15:14.859 --> 01:15:20.199
Just be super pro Hamas. I'm even more what she's

01:15:20.199 --> 01:15:26.020
reaching for than she is. I'll just be myself.

01:15:26.500 --> 01:15:29.720
I think this should be a socialist country. I'm

01:15:29.720 --> 01:15:31.699
not afraid to say that. I'll just like tell them

01:15:31.699 --> 01:15:34.399
about like, so I made this logo. It's like a

01:15:34.399 --> 01:15:38.020
swastika. Oh, you know, it's funny. So, you know,

01:15:38.020 --> 01:15:40.140
all these countries that are free health care.

01:15:42.539 --> 01:15:44.600
After these after the health care for. Yeah,

01:15:44.600 --> 01:15:46.859
like they have this money for free health care

01:15:46.859 --> 01:15:50.520
because they get. I'm worried about where this

01:15:50.520 --> 01:15:52.600
is going and that's coming from me. They're not

01:15:52.600 --> 01:15:54.880
going to have it anymore after these terrorists

01:15:54.880 --> 01:15:58.180
because they've been picking money off us as

01:15:58.180 --> 01:16:01.390
a piggy bank on trade. That's not funny. That's

01:16:01.390 --> 01:16:04.510
hilarious. They make fun of us because we don't

01:16:04.510 --> 01:16:06.489
have universal health care while they've been

01:16:06.489 --> 01:16:09.569
picking our pocket. That's you got a little too

01:16:09.569 --> 01:16:12.109
much iron in your blood. Yeah. So that should

01:16:12.109 --> 01:16:14.430
be one of your campaign things like Canada. Well,

01:16:14.510 --> 01:16:17.449
first of all, they're I think I think their universal

01:16:17.449 --> 01:16:20.069
health care is already a failure. I think you

01:16:20.069 --> 01:16:22.149
have to go to a private one to get real like

01:16:22.149 --> 01:16:24.810
care. People die waiting to get like care. I

01:16:24.810 --> 01:16:27.859
want to get examined in the. Town Square. I want

01:16:27.859 --> 01:16:31.220
to get examined by TSA. Yeah, like I guess I

01:16:31.220 --> 01:16:35.039
never get hurt. I never get felt up by a fat

01:16:35.039 --> 01:16:38.520
black lady like DMV type of worker. Put some

01:16:38.520 --> 01:16:42.119
gloves on. Take them off. Yeah. Do you remember

01:16:42.119 --> 01:16:44.239
the old press secretary, Kareen Jean -Pierre,

01:16:44.260 --> 01:16:46.800
the black girl? No, she was always like that.

01:16:46.840 --> 01:16:48.600
Ask her questions. She'd be like, that is not

01:16:48.600 --> 01:16:53.539
my job. Oh, yeah. She I think I think they found

01:16:53.539 --> 01:16:57.960
her at the DMV. She would just say, that is not

01:16:57.960 --> 01:17:02.939
my job. She's still saying it. And then Caroline

01:17:02.939 --> 01:17:05.460
Levitt, the new one, is like the best press secretary

01:17:05.460 --> 01:17:08.699
ever. And she's hot. That's the most DMV thing

01:17:08.699 --> 01:17:11.939
ever. She is sexy. Caroline Levitt. You say they're

01:17:11.939 --> 01:17:15.439
all... I feel like you'd have no choice, though.

01:17:15.720 --> 01:17:18.140
You are going to have a sexual attraction to

01:17:18.140 --> 01:17:22.180
any woman in power in that administration. Any?

01:17:22.420 --> 01:17:25.939
Yeah, no, I am a try. I am attracted. I mean,

01:17:25.939 --> 01:17:29.060
I mean, OK, but she's hot. They're all hot. But

01:17:29.060 --> 01:17:31.920
I have a special attraction to when it's a conservative

01:17:31.920 --> 01:17:35.020
lady in power. Yeah. But it's also just Alina

01:17:35.020 --> 01:17:38.659
Haber has like a bias to hire them instead of

01:17:38.659 --> 01:17:41.460
that. He loves having intelligent around. He

01:17:41.460 --> 01:17:43.159
loves having intelligent, strong women around

01:17:43.159 --> 01:17:48.020
him. Unlike what Mark Cuban said. Mark Cuban

01:17:48.020 --> 01:17:52.399
said he doesn't like having. smart, strong women

01:17:52.399 --> 01:17:57.199
around him. And then he got he got he got hooked.

01:17:57.779 --> 01:18:00.180
But Cuban got hooked when he said that. No, just

01:18:00.180 --> 01:18:02.739
hearing that is just I'm sure the world took

01:18:02.739 --> 01:18:04.659
care of Mark Cuban. The only reason he out on

01:18:04.659 --> 01:18:07.720
the Kamala train was because he has a he started

01:18:07.720 --> 01:18:11.039
a pharmaceutical company. Wow, that's fucking

01:18:11.039 --> 01:18:13.060
like evil. And he wanted to be in the cabinet

01:18:13.060 --> 01:18:17.399
in that area. Just such pure just, oh, yeah,

01:18:17.399 --> 01:18:19.560
now all of a sudden I want to help people. Yeah,

01:18:19.579 --> 01:18:22.020
he used to be more right leaning. And then just

01:18:22.020 --> 01:18:24.979
because of that, he started stomping for Kamala

01:18:24.979 --> 01:18:27.899
and then everyone just fucking shit on him on

01:18:27.899 --> 01:18:30.039
X on everything. He's like, I'm leaving X. Then

01:18:30.039 --> 01:18:32.239
he came back. Actually, him and Elon were going

01:18:32.239 --> 01:18:34.439
at each other's throats. But Elon was winning.

01:18:34.640 --> 01:18:37.819
He was just. Cooking hey, I don't have huge ears.

01:18:37.819 --> 01:18:39.439
He was cooking him and everything. He was like

01:18:39.439 --> 01:18:43.439
you clay Rachel Maddow, dude He's just like totally

01:18:43.439 --> 01:18:46.960
phony he is Marco Rubio freaks me out because

01:18:46.960 --> 01:18:50.319
he's like a robot. That's like Defective still

01:18:50.319 --> 01:18:54.319
it's like a early version and then he Rubio just

01:18:54.319 --> 01:18:56.619
takes orders and does him he's also you might

01:18:56.619 --> 01:18:59.699
be Just why even try if you're like that. It

01:18:59.699 --> 01:19:03.439
might be enemies closer. So he got he got like

01:19:03.439 --> 01:19:11.779
voted in Sleeper so No, it's there so They're

01:19:11.779 --> 01:19:13.680
keeping an eye on him. I'm sure but it's keep

01:19:13.680 --> 01:19:15.260
your enemies closer You know you want to have

01:19:15.260 --> 01:19:17.720
them around so they're not in the background

01:19:17.720 --> 01:19:20.359
sneaking around but I mean everything he's been

01:19:20.359 --> 01:19:26.020
saying and doing has been good so far, but You

01:19:26.020 --> 01:19:28.819
don't know he could I think he's kind of a rhino

01:19:28.819 --> 01:19:35.170
Republican or name only But he's also a cuban

01:19:35.170 --> 01:19:37.210
and cubans are very right -leaning because they

01:19:37.210 --> 01:19:43.510
hate communism So he's off balance So he has

01:19:43.510 --> 01:19:46.210
like when your ear is like messed up and your

01:19:46.210 --> 01:19:49.970
balance is fucked up. Yeah, maybe but he's got

01:19:49.970 --> 01:19:54.029
like He might you might be plotting to overthrow

01:19:54.029 --> 01:19:59.289
trump, but let's hope not futile so futile and

01:19:59.289 --> 01:20:01.069
just like No, don't even yeah, it's not gonna

01:20:01.069 --> 01:20:03.109
happen this time last time. He was surrounded

01:20:03.109 --> 01:20:06.789
by ops this time He's even need to be well. I

01:20:06.789 --> 01:20:10.449
think I think when you look at the cabinet You

01:20:10.449 --> 01:20:14.109
got to look at the people that were Like hit

01:20:14.109 --> 01:20:16.909
by the left the most and those are the best ones

01:20:16.909 --> 01:20:24.210
so like RFK and Pete Hegseth and They try to

01:20:24.210 --> 01:20:27.050
do pan -bondi, but they already threw other all

01:20:27.050 --> 01:20:32.149
their slings at Matt Gates, so But those are

01:20:32.149 --> 01:20:34.750
the best ones, because if the Democrats are really

01:20:34.750 --> 01:20:36.890
upset that they're coming in, then that means

01:20:36.890 --> 01:20:39.510
that they're probably good. But if the Democrats

01:20:39.510 --> 01:20:42.510
vote unanimously for Marco Rubio, it's a little

01:20:42.510 --> 01:20:46.729
bit sketchy. So then it's just like when Mack

01:20:46.729 --> 01:20:50.649
Napper gets called upon to... I'll be the special

01:20:50.649 --> 01:20:55.369
advisor, or maybe I'll be a prosecutor. You're

01:20:55.369 --> 01:20:57.069
gonna be like the guy who's like, I gave up three

01:20:57.069 --> 01:21:00.729
companies to be in Doge. Like I had a podcast.

01:21:01.930 --> 01:21:04.909
Maybe what I'll be is so like, I was the candy

01:21:04.909 --> 01:21:08.149
man. Yeah, I was a candy man, stockbroker, I

01:21:08.149 --> 01:21:11.869
was back comedy podcast and I gave it all up

01:21:11.869 --> 01:21:17.489
to come here and become the executioner. I'm

01:21:17.489 --> 01:21:20.939
gonna have the bag like when they Arrest everyone

01:21:20.939 --> 01:21:23.840
for corruption all of Congress pretty much then

01:21:23.840 --> 01:21:26.340
I'm gonna be the guillotine runner if they're

01:21:26.340 --> 01:21:28.020
gonna I'm gonna have like a bag over my head

01:21:28.020 --> 01:21:31.279
that they would wear and Yeah, I'm gonna run

01:21:31.279 --> 01:21:34.720
the guillotine You can do like a voice changer

01:21:34.720 --> 01:21:39.880
even or yeah, I'll be like oh who's up next Pelosi

01:21:39.880 --> 01:21:47.600
Yeah Yeah, I don't know whether they they really

01:21:47.600 --> 01:21:50.880
want Trump to be Hitler and they're trying to

01:21:50.880 --> 01:21:54.220
make it happen by the left is trying to make

01:21:54.220 --> 01:21:57.539
him be Hitler by doing all this judge stuff and

01:21:57.539 --> 01:22:00.979
then It's almost like they want it's like that's

01:22:00.979 --> 01:22:03.779
how bad they want Hitler to be their leader They

01:22:03.779 --> 01:22:06.260
well, they're they want Hitler to be their president

01:22:06.260 --> 01:22:09.600
so bad that they pretend Trump is Hitler Yeah,

01:22:09.640 --> 01:22:13.140
they love they do love Hitler. So they're just

01:22:13.140 --> 01:22:17.520
at all cost. That's Hitler is sidekick is hitler

01:22:17.520 --> 01:22:19.319
democrats never changed from when they were the

01:22:19.319 --> 01:22:21.199
racist ones in the south they're still the same

01:22:21.199 --> 01:22:24.239
and they're nazis that's it they just became

01:22:24.239 --> 01:22:26.939
their lizard skills got they just pretended they're

01:22:26.939 --> 01:22:29.239
emotional about shit yeah and then they appeal

01:22:29.239 --> 01:22:33.779
to women and gay people and feeble -minded people

01:22:33.779 --> 01:22:37.779
that's it feel bad yeah i mean both the republican

01:22:37.779 --> 01:22:40.520
and the democratic party sucked for a while but

01:22:40.520 --> 01:22:44.020
this is it's a different party now it's the it's

01:22:44.020 --> 01:22:46.300
the america party I was thinking about it's a

01:22:46.300 --> 01:22:48.979
pro pro human pro America party. What if there's

01:22:48.979 --> 01:22:53.159
like a like the lizard party? That's the Democratic

01:22:53.159 --> 01:22:56.119
Party. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. And they've infiltrated

01:22:56.119 --> 01:23:01.680
some of the Republican Party. Yeah. Damn. David

01:23:01.680 --> 01:23:04.979
Ike is a lizard person. He is and I was terrified

01:23:04.979 --> 01:23:07.500
and I called him out. I called him out. Sounds

01:23:07.500 --> 01:23:09.220
like it sounds like something a lizard person

01:23:09.220 --> 01:23:12.579
would say. And he had no rebuttal. Yeah, I said

01:23:13.130 --> 01:23:15.329
I got a bunch of likes on it I said you're calling

01:23:15.329 --> 01:23:17.350
everyone else lizard person except for you sounds

01:23:17.350 --> 01:23:19.529
like something a lizard person would do yeah

01:23:19.529 --> 01:23:21.850
and think and just kind of and then he's like

01:23:21.850 --> 01:23:25.250
fuck he looks like a salamander so he could be

01:23:25.250 --> 01:23:28.590
a salamander person so he's maybe half half lizard

01:23:28.590 --> 01:23:32.170
half fish it's almost just like he's an amphibian

01:23:32.170 --> 01:23:35.109
yeah lizard so I think he maybe he's a turncoat

01:23:35.109 --> 01:23:39.029
of sorts and these could all be different slurs

01:23:39.029 --> 01:23:40.909
that you're saying right now or they can all

01:23:40.909 --> 01:23:47.029
be different Races of Amphibian or yeah, so I

01:23:47.029 --> 01:23:50.090
guess amphibian isn't as bad as I think the rept

01:23:50.090 --> 01:23:52.310
the rept the reptile ones are the worst ones,

01:23:52.310 --> 01:23:56.289
but the amphibians are friends of the so he's

01:23:56.289 --> 01:24:00.649
what he's doing is he's Trying to put all the

01:24:00.649 --> 01:24:03.329
say all these people are lizard people to make

01:24:03.329 --> 01:24:07.850
it look like he's crazy and then obviously there's

01:24:07.850 --> 01:24:10.329
people this is crazy I talk about lizard people,

01:24:10.470 --> 01:24:13.390
but There's lizard people. So he showed them.

01:24:13.789 --> 01:24:16.210
My grandkids are turning in my grave right now

01:24:16.210 --> 01:24:18.609
hearing me talk about I didn't even know the

01:24:18.609 --> 01:24:21.409
different kinds of lizards and kind of right.

01:24:21.630 --> 01:24:24.989
Yeah, I feel bad. I'm trying to figure it out.

01:24:24.989 --> 01:24:28.170
Yeah, stuff. I'm not. This is early history right

01:24:28.170 --> 01:24:31.189
now. Yeah. Grandparents are great grandkids,

01:24:31.390 --> 01:24:33.550
grandkids. If you're listening, we know about

01:24:33.550 --> 01:24:36.789
the lizard people. OK, so we're actually way

01:24:36.789 --> 01:24:38.800
ahead of our time. No, but it sounds like we're

01:24:38.800 --> 01:24:41.279
talking like talking about the colored people

01:24:41.279 --> 01:24:45.359
But it's like this is our like kind of no, no

01:24:45.359 --> 01:24:48.619
really They were that you know, there's lizard

01:24:48.619 --> 01:24:52.760
people of all different religions raised us that

01:24:52.760 --> 01:24:58.199
they're bad and They're infiltrating our culture

01:24:58.199 --> 01:25:00.380
and they're the enemy and so it's like yeah,

01:25:00.380 --> 01:25:04.140
I'm gonna I'm not gonna say the n -word Well

01:25:04.140 --> 01:25:06.859
lizard people lizard people aren't black people

01:25:07.600 --> 01:25:10.800
And then so they're in there's no overlap. There's

01:25:10.800 --> 01:25:14.859
no there's some There's such there's some black

01:25:14.859 --> 01:25:17.140
people are losers. There's black people white

01:25:17.140 --> 01:25:23.819
people a lot of Jews, yeah But but it's not a

01:25:23.819 --> 01:25:25.359
lot of people a lot of people like attribute

01:25:25.359 --> 01:25:27.819
lizard people to just Jewish people and I don't

01:25:27.819 --> 01:25:30.800
think that's okay So it's across the board They

01:25:30.800 --> 01:25:33.779
gotta have representation and everything Lizard

01:25:33.779 --> 01:25:36.239
be judge Boasberg is the biggest lizard person

01:25:36.239 --> 01:25:39.029
in the whole world Well, he looks like he's like

01:25:39.029 --> 01:25:43.729
he's like the final boss in like a game where

01:25:43.729 --> 01:25:46.649
you like he's like an undead skeleton man. You

01:25:46.649 --> 01:25:49.869
got to fight like he rips off his skin and then

01:25:49.869 --> 01:25:52.270
you go the whole game. He's the most evil looking

01:25:52.270 --> 01:25:54.789
guy I've ever seen in my whole life. He looks

01:25:54.789 --> 01:25:58.770
like a cooler name like the bows. Osberg. But

01:25:58.770 --> 01:26:04.789
is he German or Jewish or both? Bo's Berg, that's

01:26:04.789 --> 01:26:07.789
a lame ass name. Get a better name like like

01:26:07.789 --> 01:26:13.369
judge Skellington. Actually, I did actually,

01:26:13.409 --> 01:26:17.289
I commented on something about, I was posting

01:26:17.289 --> 01:26:19.069
an X about Bowsburg. I said, he looks like Jack

01:26:19.069 --> 01:26:21.270
Skellington with skin. What about Bonesburg?

01:26:24.489 --> 01:26:30.159
Bonesburg. Skeletor. I commented another thing.

01:26:30.340 --> 01:26:33.960
I tagged myself, or I made another joke below

01:26:33.960 --> 01:26:36.500
my post. I got a lot of likes on the Jack Skellington

01:26:36.500 --> 01:26:41.340
with skin, though, one. I also got a lot of likes

01:26:41.340 --> 01:26:45.260
on Elizabeth Warren's thing. Elizabeth Warren

01:26:45.260 --> 01:26:48.460
said a thing like, imagine this scenario, and

01:26:48.460 --> 01:26:51.319
they broke down some fake scenario about somebody

01:26:51.319 --> 01:26:53.840
not getting their social security benefits, which

01:26:53.840 --> 01:26:55.779
isn't the case because they're not cutting benefits.

01:26:55.899 --> 01:26:59.079
And I was like, I was like, This is fun. I love

01:26:59.079 --> 01:27:03.619
this. I love this Imagine this scenario a woman

01:27:03.619 --> 01:27:07.039
pretend. She's a Native American to get affirmative

01:27:07.039 --> 01:27:10.920
action and get her school paid for and then she

01:27:10.920 --> 01:27:14.460
joins Congress under because of her diversity

01:27:14.460 --> 01:27:17.960
and then insider trades and takes money from

01:27:17.960 --> 01:27:34.220
Big Pharma and then I was so duped by her before

01:27:34.220 --> 01:27:38.159
that. I'm just like am I just like Easy like

01:27:38.159 --> 01:27:41.199
impressionable everyone is I was just like that's

01:27:41.199 --> 01:27:42.579
why it sucks that we took the red pill We know

01:27:42.579 --> 01:27:44.840
the truth. It's not like you can't blame yourself

01:27:44.840 --> 01:27:47.319
for what you saw in them Zelinsky It's like I

01:27:47.319 --> 01:27:50.779
just saw you can all I knew was just he's Not

01:27:50.779 --> 01:27:52.760
being that was the narrative being pushed by

01:27:52.760 --> 01:27:55.939
everybody but that's like Elizabeth Warren now

01:27:55.939 --> 01:27:58.939
every time I see her it's like every comment

01:27:58.939 --> 01:28:02.239
on her exes like Get just her getting cooked.

01:28:02.300 --> 01:28:05.039
I love it And I love how some of them like say

01:28:05.039 --> 01:28:07.800
they're gonna leave ex but then the blue skies

01:28:07.800 --> 01:28:11.020
the dumb echo chamber of liberals and so they

01:28:11.020 --> 01:28:13.800
come back and like it's funny to see just like

01:28:13.800 --> 01:28:16.420
they try to do like threads I think people I've

01:28:16.420 --> 01:28:18.680
ever got on blue sky, but I might get one people

01:28:18.680 --> 01:28:21.939
go in there and just troll Oh, I bet you could

01:28:21.939 --> 01:28:25.140
get some crazy traction on it. I bet there's

01:28:25.140 --> 01:28:26.899
a lot of trolls on there. If you posted stuff

01:28:26.899 --> 01:28:29.380
like... There's a funny, there's a funny, you

01:28:29.380 --> 01:28:34.180
should follow Retard Finder on X. What they'll

01:28:34.180 --> 01:28:37.079
do is it'll like repost like something like Elizabeth

01:28:37.079 --> 01:28:41.239
Warren says or something the AOC says. They found

01:28:41.239 --> 01:28:45.329
one. I think I've seen that, yeah. And then they're

01:28:45.329 --> 01:28:48.329
cooked, and it's like, I hope they never find

01:28:48.329 --> 01:28:53.010
mine. Yeah. Oh yeah, dude. You get cooked. But

01:28:53.010 --> 01:28:55.569
you might get more followers. Then I hope they

01:28:55.569 --> 01:28:59.529
find mine. It's just crazy. Like, they come in

01:28:59.529 --> 01:29:01.510
with the same attitude that they've always had,

01:29:01.569 --> 01:29:04.109
but then it's like, I don't think it's just my

01:29:04.109 --> 01:29:06.289
feed. I don't think it's just a bias of what

01:29:06.289 --> 01:29:09.350
comments they put first. It's just like, If Joe

01:29:09.350 --> 01:29:11.750
Biden posts like I'm leaving the best economy

01:29:11.750 --> 01:29:13.729
that this country's ever and then everyone's

01:29:13.729 --> 01:29:16.390
just like, what are you talking about? What are

01:29:16.390 --> 01:29:18.550
you and you're not even Joe Biden. What are you

01:29:18.550 --> 01:29:23.729
talking about? It's just like Yeah, he's like

01:29:23.729 --> 01:29:27.909
signing his own pardon like what the fuck yeah,

01:29:28.050 --> 01:29:30.409
there's no way that Joe knew about all this Did

01:29:30.409 --> 01:29:33.670
you see that picture the signatures? Yeah. Well,

01:29:33.670 --> 01:29:37.310
I think that there's gonna be a huge red wedding

01:29:37.310 --> 01:29:40.100
type event Have you seen Game of Thrones? Uh

01:29:40.100 --> 01:29:44.420
-uh. That's scary. You're being David Hick. No,

01:29:44.800 --> 01:29:47.520
no. In Game of Thrones, they canceled the whole

01:29:47.520 --> 01:29:52.640
Stark family. The leadership of the North. I

01:29:52.640 --> 01:29:55.000
think there's going to be the reason they haven't...

01:29:55.000 --> 01:29:58.340
They want to have a very solid case to prosecute

01:29:58.340 --> 01:30:02.239
a shitload of people at once. The whole Deep

01:30:02.239 --> 01:30:05.659
State. Jesus. I think that's good because also...

01:30:05.710 --> 01:30:08.829
Trump said I think next week he's releasing a

01:30:08.829 --> 01:30:11.789
bunch of stuff about the 2020 election that they

01:30:11.789 --> 01:30:15.250
have 100 % proof that it was stolen. They almost

01:30:15.250 --> 01:30:17.130
let that one go. They're like, we don't care.

01:30:17.369 --> 01:30:20.270
Trump would never let that go. Ever. That that

01:30:20.270 --> 01:30:22.770
in January six. He's gonna make sure all that

01:30:22.770 --> 01:30:25.090
comes out. Because because that that was the

01:30:25.090 --> 01:30:27.409
legacy. Yeah, dude. And people still believe

01:30:27.409 --> 01:30:31.170
that January six was like a real insurrection.

01:30:31.210 --> 01:30:34.210
He should let it I just feel like It seemed like

01:30:34.210 --> 01:30:36.550
they were kind of just like, you know what, like

01:30:36.550 --> 01:30:39.590
we're focused on the future. Oh, like they have

01:30:39.590 --> 01:30:41.850
enough things that are just like the other side,

01:30:41.850 --> 01:30:45.189
like doesn't look good. I know, but that's paying

01:30:45.189 --> 01:30:47.609
attention that much. It's just like, yeah, you

01:30:47.609 --> 01:30:49.829
guys were like lying about everything. Yeah,

01:30:49.829 --> 01:30:53.409
they need to be. They need to be shown as the

01:30:53.409 --> 01:30:55.590
emperor has no clothes. They need to be shown

01:30:55.590 --> 01:30:59.750
as crooks and criminals and legally imprisoned

01:30:59.750 --> 01:31:02.760
for. I mean, if they're committing crimes. This

01:31:02.760 --> 01:31:04.399
is not going after your political enemies. This

01:31:04.399 --> 01:31:06.680
is going after criminals. No, it was almost just

01:31:06.680 --> 01:31:08.319
when sometimes they're like, you know, like,

01:31:08.680 --> 01:31:11.260
let's take the higher road and just focus on

01:31:11.260 --> 01:31:13.239
uniting the well, what's have dividing they're

01:31:13.239 --> 01:31:16.359
taking the high road and not using lawfare like

01:31:16.359 --> 01:31:18.680
the other guys did. What they're doing is they're

01:31:18.680 --> 01:31:21.739
doing actual reputation. No, instead of making

01:31:21.739 --> 01:31:24.439
up crimes and going after Trump like they did.

01:31:25.100 --> 01:31:28.000
What they're doing is real crimes and not going

01:31:28.000 --> 01:31:30.319
after them. What they're what they're doing is

01:31:30.319 --> 01:31:33.810
like arresting them for real crimes if they're

01:31:33.810 --> 01:31:35.909
following the law actually like arresting people

01:31:35.909 --> 01:31:41.529
or I think so I hope so I Mean if they're able

01:31:41.529 --> 01:31:45.470
to I mean even if they don't arrest them if all

01:31:45.470 --> 01:31:48.949
this comes out and hearings and stuff That will

01:31:48.949 --> 01:31:51.430
tank everything for the Democrat party's over.

01:31:51.890 --> 01:31:54.390
I Mean almost just think it's like same thing

01:31:54.390 --> 01:31:57.310
as like when I'm like, oh my gosh, this guy Bob

01:31:57.310 --> 01:32:00.460
Keane is like such a loser and like talentless

01:32:00.460 --> 01:32:05.020
comic like me like saying anything back about

01:32:05.020 --> 01:32:07.699
him? No, but just like, but that was gonna rough

01:32:07.699 --> 01:32:11.640
enough. No, but Democrats don't have a rough

01:32:11.640 --> 01:32:13.859
enough. They're telling people to burn down Tesla's

01:32:13.859 --> 01:32:17.100
and domestic violence, domestic terrorism. Like,

01:32:17.220 --> 01:32:19.079
these guys aren't going down without a fight.

01:32:19.319 --> 01:32:22.159
So I guess it's just like, these guys are doing

01:32:22.159 --> 01:32:24.399
everything they can already cooking themselves.

01:32:25.310 --> 01:32:27.310
They're cooking themselves by doing that and

01:32:27.310 --> 01:32:30.649
they're about to get cooked as well and people

01:32:30.649 --> 01:32:37.930
really used to like Dude I could promise I mean

01:32:37.930 --> 01:32:40.630
obviously Trump wants the truth to come out about

01:32:40.630 --> 01:32:45.810
everything about on him on his legacy I Used

01:32:45.810 --> 01:32:48.529
to that's why he that's why he still won't say

01:32:48.529 --> 01:32:51.970
that he that the 2020 election was he's gonna

01:32:51.970 --> 01:32:54.210
make that's why he's always maintained that and

01:32:54.210 --> 01:32:57.310
that's why when people were grilling his nominees,

01:32:59.789 --> 01:33:05.069
when they were asked if they think that the 2020

01:33:05.069 --> 01:33:07.750
election wasn't legitimate and they'd say Joe

01:33:07.750 --> 01:33:10.630
Biden was the president. It's like it's tough

01:33:10.630 --> 01:33:15.369
to let go when you are just like not that type

01:33:15.369 --> 01:33:18.750
of person where it's just like letting go means

01:33:18.750 --> 01:33:22.300
saying this is okay for you to do to me. And

01:33:22.300 --> 01:33:25.920
people like me. Like if I just let this go, then

01:33:25.920 --> 01:33:28.079
you just free rolled that situation. You had

01:33:28.079 --> 01:33:31.819
no consequences. Only to gain. There needs to

01:33:31.819 --> 01:33:33.619
be accountability. He talked about accountability.

01:33:33.760 --> 01:33:39.359
That means people go to jail. Fauci killed like

01:33:39.359 --> 01:33:42.659
millions of people. Fauci, but he's kind of just

01:33:42.659 --> 01:33:46.899
fucking cute. I just want a little Fauci doll.

01:33:48.159 --> 01:33:52.710
And it goes, Fauci. Yeah, and he goes, man. It

01:33:52.710 --> 01:33:55.970
goes the vaccine works. It doesn't. It's not

01:33:55.970 --> 01:34:00.890
worse than the COVID. Stay six feet away. I'm

01:34:00.890 --> 01:34:03.850
excited. I'm excited for when RFK releases the

01:34:03.850 --> 01:34:06.390
report that shows that actually actually I got

01:34:06.390 --> 01:34:13.869
you on YouTube that more people passed from that

01:34:13.869 --> 01:34:18.210
thing than that thing then then that disease.

01:34:20.259 --> 01:34:22.979
Wait, what are you actually saying that that

01:34:22.979 --> 01:34:27.000
more people died from the thing? That is the

01:34:27.000 --> 01:34:31.020
thing that they gave you Then then the thing

01:34:31.020 --> 01:34:37.199
that was in the air Love Yeah, that's gonna come

01:34:37.199 --> 01:34:44.060
out That's not gonna look good on my gi RFK jr

01:34:44.060 --> 01:34:47.560
Action figure mm -hmm, and I pull it back and

01:34:47.560 --> 01:34:59.359
it's like Also also Trump wouldn't have released

01:34:59.359 --> 01:35:01.840
that auto pen stuff unless he planned on prosecuting

01:35:01.840 --> 01:35:04.800
people Adam Schiff needs to go to jail forever.

01:35:04.939 --> 01:35:08.420
He needs to go to the El Salvador jail I just

01:35:08.420 --> 01:35:12.300
think it's hilarious how sloppy sometimes things

01:35:12.300 --> 01:35:15.060
are at the highest levels of power some of these

01:35:15.060 --> 01:35:19.689
people have done really How do you let like a

01:35:19.689 --> 01:35:24.569
like Hunter Biden's pardon be sloppy? Yeah, it's

01:35:24.569 --> 01:35:29.770
just crazy. He's a crackhead. Just like that

01:35:29.770 --> 01:35:32.710
should be there should be so many people around

01:35:32.710 --> 01:35:36.210
Hunter Biden to where it's just like, I don't

01:35:36.210 --> 01:35:38.649
know who signed that and botched the signature

01:35:38.649 --> 01:35:42.210
and all that. It's just like, how do they let

01:35:42.210 --> 01:35:47.010
that happen? You got to watch the It's the miniseries

01:35:47.010 --> 01:35:50.270
enemy within like people are just lazy at that

01:35:50.270 --> 01:35:54.069
point So like they're the Clinton so that they're

01:35:54.069 --> 01:35:58.550
the Clintons made blackmailing in politics like

01:35:58.550 --> 01:36:01.029
Power for the course, so they're just like straight

01:36:01.029 --> 01:36:05.310
-up fraudsters and for power and money, but Obama

01:36:05.310 --> 01:36:08.529
He he does fucked up things behind the scenes,

01:36:08.529 --> 01:36:12.189
but he's more ideological. He wants communism

01:36:14.479 --> 01:36:18.300
So he's just like he's cooking for the bad side

01:36:18.300 --> 01:36:23.060
So of goodness he had Hillary blackmailed Untaken

01:36:23.060 --> 01:36:25.920
a bribe but never made it public so that when

01:36:25.920 --> 01:36:29.020
she got elected She didn't happen that he could

01:36:29.020 --> 01:36:31.500
basically control her whole administration. So

01:36:31.500 --> 01:36:34.220
he would have owned her Yeah, it was called operation

01:36:34.220 --> 01:36:38.039
snow globe That's a cool name and I feel like

01:36:38.039 --> 01:36:41.220
is there like a racial undertone even no, it's

01:36:41.220 --> 01:36:43.979
just like that she's stuck in this snow globe

01:36:43.979 --> 01:36:46.039
and he can just shake it up whenever he wants.

01:36:46.880 --> 01:36:51.159
But snow is white. But yeah, so there was in

01:36:51.159 --> 01:36:52.960
fighting within the because the Clintons Yeah,

01:36:53.039 --> 01:36:54.619
we're just all about the money. And then Obama

01:36:54.619 --> 01:36:58.239
is more about ideology. And basically, he was

01:36:58.239 --> 01:37:01.420
trying to control Hillary through blackmail.

01:37:01.840 --> 01:37:05.460
Do more drone strikes. Yeah, the FBI set up a

01:37:05.460 --> 01:37:08.380
thing where she the FBI set up a thing where

01:37:08.380 --> 01:37:12.000
she took money from as Azerbaijan or something.

01:37:12.000 --> 01:37:15.100
They took a bribe and then they just kept it

01:37:15.100 --> 01:37:22.920
in the under wraps as blackmail. Like a mummy.

01:37:24.020 --> 01:37:27.079
Yeah. You ever see the mummy? Yeah, but the pyramids

01:37:27.079 --> 01:37:31.460
aren't even a tomb. It's batteries. Bombs like

01:37:31.460 --> 01:37:35.220
maybe a drone struck the pyramids. Maybe a bunch

01:37:35.220 --> 01:37:37.859
of kids. You look dumb when you do it. I like

01:37:37.859 --> 01:37:41.170
drone tracking from home. And you'll like it.

01:37:41.369 --> 01:37:44.729
Hey, Joe, can you send me a drone tracking stuff

01:37:44.729 --> 01:37:47.250
to my house? It's like a video game for me. I

01:37:47.250 --> 01:37:52.229
love killing the kids. It's like just two Obama's

01:37:52.229 --> 01:37:55.609
just like, hey, could I get that drone strike?

01:37:55.689 --> 01:37:58.930
You're going to finish that. No, deliver the

01:37:58.930 --> 01:38:02.569
delivery to your house tomorrow. Or you better

01:38:02.569 --> 01:38:04.430
not be late because I'm going to drone strike.

01:38:04.489 --> 01:38:06.689
I'm going to deliver the missile the next day.

01:38:07.500 --> 01:38:10.460
All right, I want that Olsonsky signature. Hurry

01:38:10.460 --> 01:38:14.039
up, I want to hit this wedding. Bare not forge

01:38:14.039 --> 01:38:17.739
it. Big Mike's going to know. Barack Hussein

01:38:17.739 --> 01:38:22.100
Obama. Hussein is the craziest middle name. Apparently

01:38:22.100 --> 01:38:24.880
he was. It's a sloppy thing. Apparently he was

01:38:24.880 --> 01:38:28.800
a part of 9 -Eleven as well. I don't. There's

01:38:28.800 --> 01:38:31.539
a point where I don't even want to know that.

01:38:31.539 --> 01:38:34.720
I know. But I do. Yeah. How is he part of 9 -Eleven?

01:38:35.079 --> 01:38:37.819
You can look into it. No, I don't want to do

01:38:37.819 --> 01:38:41.539
my own research about that. Hussain, that's enough

01:38:41.539 --> 01:38:46.279
of a part of it. Alex Jones? No, that's... He's

01:38:46.279 --> 01:38:49.659
always right. Yeah, when I saw the birth certificate

01:38:49.659 --> 01:38:53.000
thing that was just like a shitty Photoshop.

01:38:53.479 --> 01:38:57.300
He's from Indonesia. He went by Baraka. He went

01:38:57.300 --> 01:39:03.079
by Barry Satoro. And he was a CIA, the son of

01:39:03.079 --> 01:39:06.380
the CIA guy. Yep. He was the golden child that

01:39:06.380 --> 01:39:09.800
they said we can this one. Yeah, basically chosen

01:39:09.800 --> 01:39:14.880
one. He was the one to do the Marxist coup in

01:39:14.880 --> 01:39:17.819
America. Yeah, over over over a longer period

01:39:17.819 --> 01:39:20.619
of time. That's why it's just like the long war

01:39:20.619 --> 01:39:24.100
that we have. It's it's fucking insane. Yeah,

01:39:24.460 --> 01:39:28.720
yeah. Yeah, this is Chinese style. Fuck with

01:39:28.720 --> 01:39:31.340
the wrong person. Yeah, you put you plan out

01:39:31.340 --> 01:39:37.479
a thousand I think the Chinese plan out the longest

01:39:37.479 --> 01:39:39.560
yeah, because they just strategically Yeah was

01:39:39.560 --> 01:39:42.199
by land in America and then ends up over time

01:39:42.199 --> 01:39:45.380
to shit land in America all around military bases

01:39:45.380 --> 01:39:47.479
And then we'll you know kind of sneak into the

01:39:47.479 --> 01:39:50.659
Panama Canal They do very sneaky stuff a lot

01:39:50.659 --> 01:39:55.119
of sneaky stuff will steal other technology We

01:39:55.119 --> 01:39:59.399
use education, we will steal their technology.

01:39:59.800 --> 01:40:03.979
We'll make sure that their teachers are teaching

01:40:03.979 --> 01:40:08.079
like Marxist types of ideologies. We'll destabilize

01:40:08.079 --> 01:40:11.579
them by dividing them. And our people won't even

01:40:11.579 --> 01:40:15.760
be allowed to talk like that. Yeah. And we'll

01:40:15.760 --> 01:40:18.100
get them 100 years ahead of time. I mean, if

01:40:18.100 --> 01:40:19.960
Kamala Harris won, we'd all be talking Chinese.

01:40:20.350 --> 01:40:23.029
We'd all be like, hello. Hey, Darin. Welcome

01:40:23.029 --> 01:40:25.489
to our back home in the parking. No, it's like

01:40:25.489 --> 01:40:28.909
if it was like Kamala came to Chinatown to talk.

01:40:29.609 --> 01:40:33.109
That's how she would talk. Yeah. Hello, Divine

01:40:33.109 --> 01:40:38.069
Nine. It's like, why does she have a gong? When

01:40:38.069 --> 01:40:41.310
she walked into the... Actually, I guess there

01:40:41.310 --> 01:40:44.270
was this conspiracy that... So remember what

01:40:44.270 --> 01:40:45.869
she did, like super black voice? She's like,

01:40:45.890 --> 01:40:50.619
the Divine Nine. So I guess... I guess the divine

01:40:50.619 --> 01:40:52.920
nine is just a couple of black sororities nine

01:40:52.920 --> 01:40:55.920
black sororities that's what she was talking

01:40:55.920 --> 01:40:59.840
about and because there is this conspiracy theory

01:40:59.840 --> 01:41:02.899
that like Kamala Harris is still gonna be president

01:41:02.899 --> 01:41:07.439
like no one can defeat the divine nine Trump's

01:41:07.439 --> 01:41:11.859
gonna get unseated by the divine nine what by

01:41:11.859 --> 01:41:17.619
some sorority houses I was in a frat we didn't

01:41:17.770 --> 01:41:20.850
If there was nine of us we wouldn't be able to

01:41:20.850 --> 01:41:23.529
do anything that for an election or anything

01:41:23.529 --> 01:41:28.550
political It was Delta Chi gonna do And you just

01:41:28.550 --> 01:41:32.289
look like nerds I know the Greek alphabet though

01:41:32.289 --> 01:41:35.789
you do alpha beta gamma Delta epsilon zeta eta

01:41:35.789 --> 01:41:39.649
theta iota Kappa lambda mu nu zi Omicron something

01:41:39.649 --> 01:41:43.270
No wonder they ended Greek life on campus. I

01:41:43.270 --> 01:41:45.369
was the pledge trainer. That's why I know it

01:41:45.369 --> 01:41:49.149
so well I bet you can say it backwards in front

01:41:49.149 --> 01:41:51.909
of the hazer. I was the hazer. Yeah, I know.

01:41:51.949 --> 01:41:53.810
That's why you'd also be the guy on the horse

01:41:53.810 --> 01:41:57.329
whipping people. I also know our preamble. We

01:41:57.329 --> 01:41:58.930
the members of the Delta Calf eternity believe

01:41:58.930 --> 01:42:00.970
in the great advantages are to be derived from

01:42:00.970 --> 01:42:02.649
college and university men appreciating that

01:42:02.649 --> 01:42:04.609
close association may promote friendship, develop

01:42:04.609 --> 01:42:06.810
character, advance justice and assist in the

01:42:06.810 --> 01:42:09.109
acquisition of a sound education to ordain and

01:42:09.109 --> 01:42:11.430
establish its constitution. But do you know like

01:42:11.430 --> 01:42:13.189
what it means? Or do you just know the words?

01:42:13.210 --> 01:42:15.199
Like, what does that mean? Wouldn't know all

01:42:15.199 --> 01:42:17.920
the words so that when when a pledge didn't read

01:42:17.920 --> 01:42:20.239
it and learn it that I could I could say it really

01:42:20.239 --> 01:42:24.000
fast in their face You don't even know what it

01:42:24.000 --> 01:42:27.119
really means. Yeah, I do. It's very simple What

01:42:27.119 --> 01:42:30.079
is it? We the members of the Delta Chi fraternity

01:42:30.079 --> 01:42:32.579
believing that great advantages are to be derived

01:42:32.579 --> 01:42:37.640
from a group of college and University of men

01:42:37.640 --> 01:42:39.880
Appreciating that close just saying it again

01:42:39.880 --> 01:42:44.010
appreciating that close association to frat promotes

01:42:44.010 --> 01:42:46.189
friendship, develops character, and assists in

01:42:46.189 --> 01:42:49.529
the acquisition of a sound education. It's very

01:42:49.529 --> 01:42:52.609
easy. Do ordain. It's not really saying anything.

01:42:52.630 --> 01:42:54.909
Do ordain and establish this constitution. All

01:42:54.909 --> 01:42:59.810
it's saying is be a frat. It didn't help me.

01:42:59.829 --> 01:43:02.010
Frats are just, I feel like that's one of your

01:43:02.010 --> 01:43:04.869
biggest like, like weak points, like targets

01:43:04.869 --> 01:43:09.149
is. Not at all. I was able to. Frat life, lacrosse,

01:43:09.289 --> 01:43:12.210
this is stuff that puts you totally. I was you're

01:43:12.210 --> 01:43:14.989
you becoming you're just like uh, I was also

01:43:14.989 --> 01:43:17.189
a white disciple You could say no you could say

01:43:17.189 --> 01:43:19.010
all that you could say all the rap lyrics, you

01:43:19.010 --> 01:43:21.189
know But once people find out it doesn't matter.

01:43:21.189 --> 01:43:23.649
He was in a frat. He was a slave leader in the

01:43:23.649 --> 01:43:27.430
frat He played lacrosse is another I yelled at

01:43:27.430 --> 01:43:30.109
whitey. He become that no outlier. I screamed

01:43:30.109 --> 01:43:33.170
at whitey That was my are whitey. No, no, I screamed

01:43:33.170 --> 01:43:35.770
all the whitey and the white devil. I hate the

01:43:35.770 --> 01:43:38.819
white devil Wait, did you see that Alex time

01:43:38.819 --> 01:43:40.939
videos that you re talked about the white double?

01:43:42.000 --> 01:43:47.699
Oh, I'm a huge Alex time fan. Yeah, Alex, if

01:43:47.699 --> 01:43:50.180
you're listening, give me a call through Tucker

01:43:50.180 --> 01:43:53.399
Carlson. So you should hit him up. See if we

01:43:53.399 --> 01:43:56.739
can collab. Yeah, I'll collab. I feel like Stein.

01:43:56.859 --> 01:43:59.199
He's down to do that. He's a pimp on a blimp,

01:43:59.420 --> 01:44:04.899
dude. Pimp on a disease. Can he play lacrosse?

01:44:05.100 --> 01:44:07.439
I mean, he talks like the douchiest guy ever.

01:44:07.500 --> 01:44:09.560
It's hilarious. It's like when he'd just be like,

01:44:09.640 --> 01:44:12.279
nope, you just got destroyed. It's like, I'm

01:44:12.279 --> 01:44:13.920
five and oh. Yeah. I'd be like, are you an illegal

01:44:13.920 --> 01:44:17.880
immigrant? It's like, show me your green card.

01:44:17.960 --> 01:44:20.600
Like, I'm a citizen. It's like, show me your

01:44:20.600 --> 01:44:24.020
green card. Yeah, I'm calling town home. No,

01:44:24.020 --> 01:44:26.859
but it's like that girl was so triggered about

01:44:26.859 --> 01:44:28.699
him just saying, like, everything you're saying

01:44:28.699 --> 01:44:31.359
is bullshit, blah, blah, blah. And it's like.

01:44:31.910 --> 01:44:35.010
Little does she know he's trolling. Yeah, but

01:44:35.010 --> 01:44:39.750
then at the same time. He's a comic dude He's

01:44:39.750 --> 01:44:43.250
like I'm the number one college debater Well,

01:44:43.250 --> 01:44:45.210
he's making fun of he's making fun of Charlie

01:44:45.210 --> 01:44:48.890
Kirk, but also it's so stupid. Yeah, so he's

01:44:48.890 --> 01:44:53.590
a he's a right -leaning satire guy It's funny.

01:44:53.729 --> 01:44:55.710
It's kind of like it's kind of like what I do.

01:44:55.710 --> 01:45:01.260
Yeah, it's very similar to me We've been moving

01:45:01.260 --> 01:45:04.779
to this podcast for a while. Folks. You're welcome,

01:45:05.039 --> 01:45:07.399
folks. Yeah, you're welcome. I mean, where else

01:45:07.399 --> 01:45:10.220
do you get stuff like this? Check out Alex. I

01:45:10.220 --> 01:45:12.600
doubt anyone else makes this. Check out Alex

01:45:12.600 --> 01:45:16.119
Stein, Pimp on a Blimp. Follow me at badboycomedy.

01:45:16.520 --> 01:45:19.579
Go to thealexjonesstore .com slash bad comedy

01:45:19.579 --> 01:45:21.640
for supplements and helping to kill the global

01:45:21.640 --> 01:45:25.939
curve. You're really globalist. Yeah, no K words.

01:45:26.600 --> 01:45:31.079
Yeah. And also. Follow at comedy baddie. Oh,

01:45:31.199 --> 01:45:36.220
okay the pimp who is a blimp? Maybe I need some

01:45:36.220 --> 01:45:38.840
supplements. He's a pimp blimp. He's yes Make

01:45:38.840 --> 01:45:40.739
sure you buy stuff from the Australian store

01:45:40.739 --> 01:45:43.180
comm slash bad comedy so that he can get supplements

01:45:43.180 --> 01:45:45.420
So he's not a blimp anymore. So you just a normal

01:45:45.420 --> 01:45:48.920
normal pimp. I might not even do that But maybe

01:45:48.920 --> 01:45:50.979
you'll be able maybe maybe we can buy a blimp

01:45:50.979 --> 01:45:52.859
for you. So you can be a pimp on a blimp, too

01:45:53.100 --> 01:45:56.100
Maybe I could be the Heidenberg or maybe the

01:45:56.100 --> 01:45:59.439
Hindenburg the Bonesburg the Bowsburg Yeah, Bowsburg

01:45:59.439 --> 01:46:02.640
is like a nice -looking guy. No, we're definitely

01:46:02.640 --> 01:46:06.399
gonna He'd be replying to that guy. Bowsburg

01:46:06.399 --> 01:46:08.520
looks like the guy when you enter hell. He's

01:46:08.520 --> 01:46:14.399
the guy that welcomes you Hi, I'm Bonesburg welcome

01:46:14.399 --> 01:46:17.899
to hell So it's so you've been here this whole

01:46:17.899 --> 01:46:21.119
time like he's a judge in hell for sure, you

01:46:21.119 --> 01:46:25.859
know He sentences you to like eternal pain like

01:46:25.859 --> 01:46:27.640
we're gonna sentence Bob Keane to with our war

01:46:27.640 --> 01:46:31.680
plan Yeah It's just funny when it's like something

01:46:31.680 --> 01:46:34.579
like that like a bully picking on me. It's just

01:46:34.579 --> 01:46:38.319
like oh I've been waiting for this. I've been

01:46:38.319 --> 01:46:40.460
waiting for it too. So much more interesting

01:46:40.460 --> 01:46:43.399
than any Yeah, I'm kind of venture. He shouldn't

01:46:43.399 --> 01:46:46.539
have woken a sleeping giant by by attacking my

01:46:46.539 --> 01:46:51.550
friend There's just so many different. Yeah angles

01:46:51.550 --> 01:46:55.029
and micro angles and macro angles. Yeah, we'll

01:46:55.029 --> 01:46:57.689
talk. Check out the Patreon folks. We're talking

01:46:57.689 --> 01:46:59.630
about we'll give more details on the war plan.

01:46:59.670 --> 01:47:03.350
Yeah, ruining Bob Keen's life. Not that difficult.

01:47:03.729 --> 01:47:06.829
Yeah. Follow Bob Keen if you want to see a bat

01:47:06.829 --> 01:47:09.250
if you want to see a bat rat. Yeah, the worst

01:47:09.250 --> 01:47:12.529
comic ever. Right. Actually check out at the

01:47:12.529 --> 01:47:14.590
Bob Keen. I think I don't know he blocked me

01:47:14.590 --> 01:47:16.449
and everything and we're mutually blocked. I

01:47:16.449 --> 01:47:20.119
blocked him too. But follow him if you want to

01:47:20.119 --> 01:47:22.939
just see what we're talking about. It's kind

01:47:22.939 --> 01:47:25.819
of just if you don't know him, if you're describing,

01:47:26.159 --> 01:47:28.699
if you're in Jacksonville or upstate New York

01:47:28.699 --> 01:47:32.699
or Epstein's, Rhode Island, then just check out

01:47:32.699 --> 01:47:34.819
Bob Keane. You know, we have the painting. Yeah.

01:47:34.920 --> 01:47:37.840
And I should have brought it out today. But it's

01:47:37.840 --> 01:47:41.859
OK that you didn't because it's so I don't know

01:47:41.859 --> 01:47:44.279
even the idea of. Well, I think the painting

01:47:44.279 --> 01:47:48.020
is the funniest troll. The painting is like the

01:47:48.020 --> 01:47:50.319
best representation, and it's almost like I'm

01:47:50.319 --> 01:47:52.520
a big fan. I thought maybe next time I see him,

01:47:52.520 --> 01:47:56.220
I'll be like, Bob, I think I can get a picture.

01:47:56.260 --> 01:47:58.739
Mm hmm. He tries. He tries to act like the painting

01:47:58.739 --> 01:48:03.939
is like, like all these workers love me. That's

01:48:03.939 --> 01:48:06.060
what he says. But it's like, no, this is a troll.

01:48:06.140 --> 01:48:08.600
This is I went through the effort to have my

01:48:08.600 --> 01:48:13.760
sister paint this. You know who I am. It's never

01:48:13.760 --> 01:48:18.020
going to end. Right. It's hilarious. Having a

01:48:18.020 --> 01:48:21.779
hand -painted portrait of the worst guy in the

01:48:21.779 --> 01:48:25.359
world. We have merch you can buy. If you want

01:48:25.359 --> 01:48:29.140
to do any service, just buy from the bad comedy

01:48:29.140 --> 01:48:32.619
store. I need a new wing because it's not paying

01:48:32.619 --> 01:48:35.380
for the server. No, we need to make sure that's

01:48:35.380 --> 01:48:38.779
functional. I stopped paying because it was expensive

01:48:38.779 --> 01:48:42.529
having that domain. No, it's still there. What

01:48:42.529 --> 01:48:45.029
happens if people buy something? No, no, no.

01:48:45.109 --> 01:48:47.350
I'll I'll put the link in there so that we still

01:48:47.350 --> 01:48:49.289
have the store. But it's just not. It's just

01:48:49.289 --> 01:48:52.529
not bad comedy dot org anymore. So yeah, but

01:48:52.529 --> 01:48:55.270
I just put a different link in the link tree.

01:48:55.670 --> 01:48:58.489
That's a go to the go to the link tree. It's

01:48:58.489 --> 01:49:00.789
like kind of like a weeping willow tree. You

01:49:00.789 --> 01:49:03.090
can buy a starving artist's sweatshirt of Bob

01:49:03.090 --> 01:49:05.329
Keene. Yeah, Dylan was raised by a link tree.

01:49:05.789 --> 01:49:10.170
Yeah, it was. It's I don't know. Pretty country,

01:49:10.170 --> 01:49:13.689
I guess we could say contrary to popular ability,

01:49:13.689 --> 01:49:16.789
but I like judge Boasberg I want to say before

01:49:16.789 --> 01:49:20.670
we leave follow follow follow a judge follow

01:49:20.670 --> 01:49:26.109
judge Boasberg Bones berg skull. Oh, yeah, he

01:49:26.109 --> 01:49:28.890
was definitely in skull and bones Skull and bones

01:49:28.890 --> 01:49:31.970
Berg. No, it's just like anyone who ever wonders

01:49:31.970 --> 01:49:35.489
why wear a hat It's just you can't when you fall

01:49:35.489 --> 01:49:39.090
where your Tim hot tub Well, that helps a little

01:49:39.090 --> 01:49:42.810
bit. Yeah, the hot tub's too hot. I'm Phil LaBonte

01:49:42.810 --> 01:49:47.149
anti -communist kind of revolutionary That's

01:49:47.149 --> 01:49:50.770
just like okay. It's a cooler guy cool Mac Let's

01:49:50.770 --> 01:49:54.510
go have a disability on your head. Yeah, this

01:49:54.510 --> 01:49:56.970
is a disability. Yeah, but you're a good skateboarder

01:49:56.970 --> 01:50:00.630
like Tim pool I Put want to put my rap song.

01:50:00.710 --> 01:50:03.550
I'll watch rocket power. Yeah rocket power is

01:50:03.550 --> 01:50:07.270
good. Yeah, I like Tito. Yeah, I don't like the

01:50:07.289 --> 01:50:10.409
Comedian Tito at all. I like the girl on it.

01:50:10.449 --> 01:50:13.909
I like the Is Tito the fat guy? Yeah, he's like

01:50:13.909 --> 01:50:17.569
the blonde with the glasses. He's like the Chucky

01:50:17.569 --> 01:50:20.630
No, I thought I thought Tito was the I might

01:50:20.630 --> 01:50:22.670
be wrong. I think Tito was their mentor the fat

01:50:22.670 --> 01:50:25.489
older guy Oh, yeah, he was like the machete.

01:50:25.810 --> 01:50:29.170
Yeah, he worked a restaurant. Yes He was their

01:50:29.170 --> 01:50:33.479
machete. Yeah, so folks Check out rocket power,

01:50:33.819 --> 01:50:37.439
Alex Stein, George Boesberg, bad comedy podcast,

01:50:38.000 --> 01:50:42.000
patreon .com slash bad comedy. The Alex Jones

01:50:42.000 --> 01:50:45.659
store .com slash bad comedy. osmosis Jones Rogan,

01:50:45.880 --> 01:50:49.020
osmosis Jones Rogan. That's a good podcast. And

01:50:49.020 --> 01:50:52.100
then I buy my Lord. Next time you're at a bar,

01:50:52.180 --> 01:50:54.579
get a shot of my Lord. It's literally the best

01:50:54.579 --> 01:50:56.920
thing you'll ever taste in your whole life. And

01:50:56.920 --> 01:51:00.270
remember, yeah, you'll have the the wisdom to

01:51:00.270 --> 01:51:02.390
know the difference, as they say in AA, you know?

01:51:03.090 --> 01:51:06.310
Experience. Yeah, because if you're in AA, if

01:51:06.310 --> 01:51:10.229
you're in AA, just fall off the wagon. This quick,

01:51:10.829 --> 01:51:13.609
this drink. Just give it up and just relapse

01:51:13.609 --> 01:51:16.449
and go back to your familiar home. Right. Which

01:51:16.449 --> 01:51:18.970
might be more pain, but it's also more comfort.

01:51:19.649 --> 01:51:22.250
And when you fall off the wagon, we're here to

01:51:22.250 --> 01:51:25.039
catch you. Mellord, Jepson's Mellord. And so

01:51:25.039 --> 01:51:28.319
there's always a place in bad comedy for relapse

01:51:28.319 --> 01:51:30.520
and yeah Yeah, if you if you've been wanting

01:51:30.520 --> 01:51:33.180
to relapse just start with my lord It's only

01:51:33.180 --> 01:51:36.039
35 % easy way back into drinking getting the

01:51:36.039 --> 01:51:37.840
itch. You kind of always have the edge. Yeah,

01:51:37.840 --> 01:51:41.119
it's kind of Jones Yeah, yeah, like Jones Rogan

01:51:41.119 --> 01:51:45.060
Jones Rogan. Yeah, Jonestown. Yeah Mm -hmm. I

01:51:45.060 --> 01:51:47.960
want Jim Jones. I moved there actually you did.

01:51:48.220 --> 01:51:51.819
Yeah, Jim Jones told me it wasn't a cult. I was

01:51:51.819 --> 01:51:54.640
like, okay It turned out the whole time it was

01:51:54.640 --> 01:51:57.380
a cult. Oh my gosh. I've walked right into that

01:51:57.380 --> 01:52:01.960
one No, you got you got Jones Jones and I thought

01:52:01.960 --> 01:52:04.079
I was just keeping up with the Jones Yeah, it

01:52:04.079 --> 01:52:05.840
turned out the whole time. I joined a cult where

01:52:05.840 --> 01:52:08.880
everyone died. There's so many shows now It's

01:52:08.880 --> 01:52:10.800
like what is what how do you keep up with the

01:52:10.800 --> 01:52:13.220
Jones keep up with Alex Jones? You got to keep

01:52:13.220 --> 01:52:15.619
up with all these different Jones's. Yeah rock

01:52:15.619 --> 01:52:20.699
of flavor Yeah, you got even Stevens. Yes. Yeah

01:52:20.890 --> 01:52:22.949
Boy Meets World. There's all these, too many

01:52:22.949 --> 01:52:26.729
new shows. It's overwhelming, but I'm going to

01:52:26.729 --> 01:52:28.989
watch them all. Right. I mean, Spongebob gets

01:52:28.989 --> 01:52:32.029
better viewership. Spongebob reruns gets better

01:52:32.029 --> 01:52:34.090
viewership than CNN. That's what Tim Burchett

01:52:34.090 --> 01:52:38.710
told CNN. And it was ahead of its time. Tim Burchett,

01:52:38.829 --> 01:52:41.550
he's a representative. He said, questions like

01:52:41.550 --> 01:52:43.710
that is the reason that Spongebob Squarepants

01:52:43.710 --> 01:52:46.270
reruns gets more views than you guys do. Why

01:52:46.270 --> 01:52:49.029
throw in a shaded Spongebob? Like that doesn't

01:52:49.029 --> 01:52:52.020
deserve it. No, but I mean, that's no, that's

01:52:52.020 --> 01:52:55.659
that's pumping up SpongeBob because it's reruns.

01:52:55.699 --> 01:52:59.140
He's talking about reruns. Reruns normally don't

01:52:59.140 --> 01:53:03.220
get more views than one of the top news agencies.

01:53:03.420 --> 01:53:05.979
Sometimes I still worry about if I'm cooked on

01:53:05.979 --> 01:53:08.319
SpongeBob and don't know it yet. I was never

01:53:08.319 --> 01:53:11.560
a SpongeBob guy, really. Oh, I watched it sometimes.

01:53:11.760 --> 01:53:14.640
I was a Cartoon Network. Stan yeah, but still

01:53:14.640 --> 01:53:19.600
it wasn't a war. I wasn't a war. I mean I was

01:53:19.600 --> 01:53:24.159
Cartoon Network and Disney fan adult swim even

01:53:24.159 --> 01:53:26.819
you ever watched the show with like the it's

01:53:26.819 --> 01:53:30.640
like a meatball and it's got like a So I didn't

01:53:30.640 --> 01:53:33.119
watch much of it. I wasn't really into that.

01:53:33.119 --> 01:53:36.420
I like What else I don't watch too much Tim and

01:53:36.420 --> 01:53:39.939
Eric back then either I I in the last few years

01:53:39.939 --> 01:53:44.560
I Discovered Tim and Eric more What about so

01:53:44.560 --> 01:53:48.399
you watch what else an adult swim? Robot chicken

01:53:48.399 --> 01:53:51.140
decks do we talk about Dexter's lab and D like

01:53:51.140 --> 01:53:55.260
I like robot chicken. My chicken was robot chicken

01:53:55.260 --> 01:53:58.060
where they had the celebrity death matches. It

01:53:58.060 --> 01:54:02.260
was like Jack White or Shaq Black. No more than.

01:54:02.800 --> 01:54:05.000
Yeah, I think I remember that. What about the

01:54:05.000 --> 01:54:08.670
one that was like? He's like the cool guy. What

01:54:08.670 --> 01:54:11.270
is that? It's not Johnny Bravo, but there was

01:54:11.270 --> 01:54:14.710
another guy Bravo was archer Archer I'd are true

01:54:14.710 --> 01:54:18.130
Archer. I Johnny Bravo though. Yeah kind of reminds

01:54:18.130 --> 01:54:27.750
me of Yeah I always felt like it just like oh

01:54:27.750 --> 01:54:30.609
man. I like this shot. I want to be misogynist.

01:54:30.609 --> 01:54:35.939
I miss kundog Yeah, we got to just folks He has

01:54:35.939 --> 01:54:37.800
a really good joke about Spyro, but he's a stand

01:54:37.800 --> 01:54:40.920
-up comic. He moved away to South Carolina People

01:54:40.920 --> 01:54:43.939
like don't even understand. You'll have a dog

01:54:43.939 --> 01:54:46.600
came through He'll probably vote for Lindsey

01:54:46.600 --> 01:54:49.279
Graham because he doesn't know enough And I wouldn't

01:54:49.279 --> 01:54:52.359
even look at him differently either would I you

01:54:52.359 --> 01:54:56.100
can vote for a gay a gay? Closeted gay a guy

01:54:56.100 --> 01:54:58.819
who loves war and he was talking about he's just

01:54:58.819 --> 01:55:01.600
like he didn't eat sugar for like a year or something

01:55:01.600 --> 01:55:04.960
He's just like crazy health Lindsey Lindsey Graham's

01:55:04.960 --> 01:55:09.720
like, we should have been Iran. I'm gay. I just

01:55:09.720 --> 01:55:14.880
want to kill a bunch of kids. Yeah. I just want

01:55:14.880 --> 01:55:18.140
to cancel a bunch of kids. Take off one point.

01:55:18.260 --> 01:55:20.779
I just want to cancel a bunch of kids in the

01:55:20.779 --> 01:55:24.079
Middle East so I can get paid by Keith Martin.

01:55:24.760 --> 01:55:28.140
I thought you could stay in character this time.

01:55:29.220 --> 01:55:31.460
I like when they give each other a little hard

01:55:31.460 --> 01:55:33.720
time, even though if they're enemies, they still

01:55:33.720 --> 01:55:36.720
kind of have, just like in C -SPAN, they'd be

01:55:36.720 --> 01:55:40.439
just like almost a friendly, but you're my enemy,

01:55:40.560 --> 01:55:44.260
but it's still like, I respect you in a way,

01:55:44.340 --> 01:55:46.939
or just kind of like a... John Kennedy's good

01:55:46.939 --> 01:55:49.840
at doing that. He's good at acting like he's

01:55:49.840 --> 01:55:52.199
not very adversarial, but he's also just completely

01:55:52.199 --> 01:55:57.270
cooking them. But then you have the... Like the

01:55:57.270 --> 01:56:00.069
the Badgers like Jim Jordan will just go at someone

01:56:00.069 --> 01:56:03.289
he's Jordan's good at it though because he Jordan

01:56:03.289 --> 01:56:05.729
might be like so he has all the facts though,

01:56:05.729 --> 01:56:09.449
and he's But also this new guy Brandon Gill is

01:56:09.449 --> 01:56:13.590
hilarious is great I'll show you a clip It's

01:56:13.590 --> 01:56:16.130
just funny when it's like sometimes they give

01:56:16.130 --> 01:56:18.970
nothing, but then my favorite moments are just

01:56:18.970 --> 01:56:22.319
when they Everyone can celebrate. This moment's

01:56:22.319 --> 01:56:25.239
a little bit funny to everybody. Yeah. I love

01:56:25.239 --> 01:56:27.819
Cher. I mean, Kennedy is the best. Yeah. I mean,

01:56:27.840 --> 01:56:29.420
I'm not going to deny that at all. But that's

01:56:29.420 --> 01:56:31.659
what unites the country. Like Matt Gaetz was

01:56:31.659 --> 01:56:34.199
good at going in on people. But you're right.

01:56:34.520 --> 01:56:37.659
He was so polar, though. Yeah. But then it's

01:56:37.659 --> 01:56:40.180
like, I love Cher. Yeah, that shit is. The music

01:56:40.180 --> 01:56:42.039
happened behind the country. That should have

01:56:42.039 --> 01:56:44.020
been the most popular video on the whole Internet.

01:56:44.119 --> 01:56:47.579
He should be the president. Yeah. Or vice president.

01:56:47.619 --> 01:56:51.729
I just want to hear from him a lot. Yeah So Ted

01:56:51.729 --> 01:56:54.149
Cruz has a podcast I want me I need a Kennedy

01:56:54.149 --> 01:56:58.729
podcast without Ted Cruz maybe Kennedy and Chuck

01:56:58.729 --> 01:57:02.430
Grassley losing 96 Iowa with us we should reach

01:57:02.430 --> 01:57:04.689
out know who would be another good person in

01:57:04.689 --> 01:57:09.689
politics for him to announce Jones JD Vance no

01:57:09.689 --> 01:57:12.310
no he's got to be another who's an entertaining

01:57:12.310 --> 01:57:16.579
person in Congress him and Wait, no, no, no.

01:57:16.640 --> 01:57:20.180
What about him? And it should be a Democrat.

01:57:20.340 --> 01:57:23.020
It should be her. Oh, no. The Hawaiian lady who's

01:57:23.020 --> 01:57:26.319
retarded. Is she the one with the one leg? No,

01:57:26.340 --> 01:57:28.279
that's Tammy Duckworth, Illinois. She sucks.

01:57:29.140 --> 01:57:31.739
She walks. She walks. She waddles like a duck.

01:57:32.079 --> 01:57:34.460
Makes Kendrick look bad. His last name is. Yeah,

01:57:34.699 --> 01:57:37.279
we can make fun of disabled people because Jasmine

01:57:37.279 --> 01:57:40.279
Crockett, Jasmine Crockett made fun of. She should

01:57:40.279 --> 01:57:43.340
travel. She made fun of Greg Abbott. He's in

01:57:43.340 --> 01:57:44.819
a wheelchair. He's been paralyzed since he was

01:57:44.819 --> 01:57:47.680
26. He should try out for a kill Tony. And she

01:57:47.680 --> 01:57:50.899
called him Governor Hot Wheels. No, she didn't.

01:57:53.100 --> 01:57:56.300
That's like even beyond Trump level. He wouldn't

01:57:56.300 --> 01:57:59.520
even say that. Yeah, he wouldn't say that even.

01:57:59.640 --> 01:58:01.720
I know. It's a wheelchair person. He's like,

01:58:01.720 --> 01:58:04.399
yeah, I have human decency. A tree fell on him

01:58:04.399 --> 01:58:06.479
while he was on a run when he was 26. He's been

01:58:06.479 --> 01:58:08.479
paralyzed ever since. She called him Governor

01:58:08.479 --> 01:58:12.539
Hot Wheels. Can't even say shouldn't you apologize?

01:58:12.560 --> 01:58:16.560
She said she your excuse was she said that uh

01:58:16.560 --> 01:58:18.819
She was when I said hot wheels. I was talking

01:58:18.819 --> 01:58:21.819
about how he was shipping immigrants up. It's

01:58:21.819 --> 01:58:24.939
like no no no no No, it was clearly because he's

01:58:24.939 --> 01:58:32.720
in a wheelchair. Oh my god Yeah, it wasn't even

01:58:32.720 --> 01:58:37.220
like it wasn't even funny it was uh She's like

01:58:37.220 --> 01:58:41.729
she's like We out in these hot -ass Texas streets.

01:58:41.989 --> 01:58:44.270
You all know we got Governor Hot Wheels down

01:58:44.270 --> 01:58:47.109
there. And then she's like, he ain't anything

01:58:47.109 --> 01:58:51.630
but a hot -ass mess. It wasn't funny because

01:58:51.630 --> 01:58:54.289
all it did was, all it was was a dig without

01:58:54.289 --> 01:58:56.529
any kind of punchline or... Exactly, it was like

01:58:56.529 --> 01:58:58.989
that Leonardo when she... It was a dig without...

01:58:58.989 --> 01:59:03.449
So I like funny stuff, but from a comedian's

01:59:03.449 --> 01:59:06.189
perspective, exactly. She didn't have any...

01:59:05.800 --> 01:59:08.479
thing to joke around it. Yeah, nothing to follow

01:59:08.479 --> 01:59:11.979
it. Yeah. Hot Wheels. That's so hack. It's so

01:59:11.979 --> 01:59:14.979
hack. And it's so mean. The hackest thing ever.

01:59:15.520 --> 01:59:17.859
And it's just like, it's mean when it's not even

01:59:17.859 --> 01:59:20.300
funny. Greg Abbott didn't care. He was like,

01:59:20.500 --> 01:59:26.300
he was like, that's not nice. Oh, my God. I didn't

01:59:26.300 --> 01:59:28.739
like it. Well, I what I think he should have

01:59:28.739 --> 01:59:33.220
done is make an AI of him with like, in his wheelchair

01:59:33.220 --> 01:59:35.979
and his wheelchair has like, like a the flame

01:59:35.979 --> 01:59:39.000
hot wheel stripes. That's what Trump would do

01:59:39.000 --> 01:59:42.279
in retaliation. 100 % is you self -deprecate

01:59:42.279 --> 01:59:44.140
as it come back saying it doesn't it doesn't

01:59:44.140 --> 01:59:48.520
phase you. No, that's the best. Just get a snapshot

01:59:48.520 --> 01:59:52.159
of Trump at McDonald's Trump with the garbage

01:59:52.159 --> 01:59:54.720
truck. These are moments that's going to be in

01:59:54.720 --> 01:59:57.520
the history of saying what happened. Yeah, if

01:59:57.520 --> 02:00:01.800
there's a future, if this should be in the time

02:00:01.800 --> 02:00:05.859
capsule, right? If we don't let Zelinsky make

02:00:05.859 --> 02:00:10.840
World War 3 happen, if there's not a nuclear

02:00:10.840 --> 02:00:14.319
event that kills seven -eighths of everyone,

02:00:15.140 --> 02:00:19.899
like Bill Gates wants probably, then this will

02:00:19.899 --> 02:00:23.640
be history. I think, like, I hope Zelinsky gets

02:00:23.640 --> 02:00:28.520
turned into kind of a bug or kind of like a thing

02:00:28.520 --> 02:00:31.420
you swat away, but it might be sleeper self versus...

02:00:32.460 --> 02:00:34.720
Zelensky, potentially. Well, I think you know

02:00:34.720 --> 02:00:37.159
how the globalists say eat the bugs. Zelensky

02:00:37.159 --> 02:00:39.140
is a bug and they're going to eat. The people

02:00:39.140 --> 02:00:41.340
of Ukraine are going to eat them. Yeah, it's

02:00:41.340 --> 02:00:43.819
like he's got so many things against him. I feel

02:00:43.819 --> 02:00:45.239
like that's the people of Ukraine don't want

02:00:45.239 --> 02:00:47.560
to do this fight anymore. They know that it's

02:00:47.560 --> 02:00:51.260
an unwinnable thing and literally they're they're

02:00:51.260 --> 02:00:53.159
kidnapping people with Down syndrome on the front

02:00:53.159 --> 02:00:56.960
lines. It's insane. Yeah, and they pretend like.

02:00:57.079 --> 02:00:59.779
The polling there is good for Zelensky, but he

02:00:59.779 --> 02:01:01.460
refuses the whole elections clearly just made

02:01:01.460 --> 02:01:04.760
up polls Remembered his arrogance. He thought

02:01:04.760 --> 02:01:08.760
he could go up against Russia. Yeah And then

02:01:08.760 --> 02:01:11.279
yeah, I don't know why the UK and the EU are

02:01:11.279 --> 02:01:12.539
like, yeah, we got to keep the war going It's

02:01:12.539 --> 02:01:15.199
like for what? No, but that moment with you on

02:01:15.199 --> 02:01:17.800
let's keep talking about when Elon that was powerful

02:01:17.800 --> 02:01:20.220
when Elon was talking about the Ukrainian war

02:01:20.220 --> 02:01:24.840
on that doge thing because he called that one

02:01:24.840 --> 02:01:28.829
fucking loser Democrat What's his name something

02:01:28.829 --> 02:01:33.449
Kelly Mike Kelly or something he Brett Bayer

02:01:33.449 --> 02:01:38.270
brought up a Tweet that he's had where he commented

02:01:38.270 --> 02:01:40.609
on Mark Kelly. He was like just got back from

02:01:40.609 --> 02:01:44.890
Ukraine. We need to send more money there And

02:01:44.890 --> 02:01:48.869
then Elon in the comments a traitor and then

02:01:48.869 --> 02:01:52.270
you've seen that from the Okay, I'll pull that

02:01:52.270 --> 02:01:56.449
up after I'll show you after but He he went off

02:01:56.449 --> 02:01:59.850
on People putting other countries in front of

02:01:59.850 --> 02:02:02.850
ours and just paying for Through virtual signal

02:02:02.850 --> 02:02:05.430
virtue signaling just letting thousands of people

02:02:05.430 --> 02:02:07.210
die every day. He's like I have complete contempt

02:02:07.210 --> 02:02:10.510
for people like that I don't know. I feel like

02:02:10.510 --> 02:02:14.189
sometimes Elon. It's like I see the game. He's

02:02:14.189 --> 02:02:17.550
playing whether it's being he's being more at

02:02:17.550 --> 02:02:20.989
the cold any Don't think he thinks I think he's

02:02:20.989 --> 02:02:23.229
I think Lee I think he thinks about long -term

02:02:23.229 --> 02:02:25.449
humanity I think he's pretty he doesn't really

02:02:25.449 --> 02:02:27.750
care about the in and but that doesn't make him

02:02:27.750 --> 02:02:31.010
a bad person. I think he's the Opposite easy

02:02:31.010 --> 02:02:33.369
is the inverse Bill Gates. I feel like I mean

02:02:33.369 --> 02:02:37.270
he probably has Definitely some huge AI things

02:02:37.270 --> 02:02:39.810
that he wants to do with Larry Fink or not Larry

02:02:39.810 --> 02:02:42.770
Fink with the I think with whatever Tesla or

02:02:42.770 --> 02:02:45.869
SpaceX I think he's like he's looking at the

02:02:45.869 --> 02:02:49.199
long term and it's like the the smart, but also

02:02:49.199 --> 02:02:51.840
the autistic way. But at least he's pro humanity.

02:02:52.359 --> 02:02:55.300
Yeah. You know, undeniably, he's not anti humanity.

02:02:55.359 --> 02:02:57.319
He has a bunch of he has a bunch of he has a

02:02:57.319 --> 02:03:01.100
bunch of kids. He he hates when people are dying

02:03:01.100 --> 02:03:04.880
in war. The globalists love that. The globalists

02:03:04.880 --> 02:03:06.579
want the population to be tiny so that they can

02:03:06.579 --> 02:03:08.760
have little super cities. Yeah. Like Elon gets

02:03:08.760 --> 02:03:10.979
fired up about like you're working from home

02:03:10.979 --> 02:03:13.859
while these people are right. Coming to work

02:03:13.859 --> 02:03:16.319
every day. Yeah. Kind of what they say on info

02:03:16.319 --> 02:03:19.359
wars for the most part. Uh, this is what Owen

02:03:19.359 --> 02:03:23.119
Schor says. He's like, he's like, I mean, I don't

02:03:23.119 --> 02:03:25.439
fully trust Elon in the future. I don't know.

02:03:25.439 --> 02:03:29.039
But right now it's like, uh, you're getting attacked

02:03:29.039 --> 02:03:32.880
by a bear and then another bear comes up and,

02:03:32.880 --> 02:03:36.359
uh, defends you. It starts fucking that other

02:03:36.359 --> 02:03:39.439
bear up and then you're probably going to like

02:03:39.439 --> 02:03:41.979
that bear. It's just a competition. But later

02:03:41.979 --> 02:03:43.859
and then later on, you can assess if the bear

02:03:43.859 --> 02:03:45.800
is gonna attack you after it's done with that,

02:03:45.800 --> 02:03:48.859
you know? No, it's like, like, like, like, killed

02:03:48.859 --> 02:03:51.479
by the first bear, like right now. Yeah, right

02:03:51.479 --> 02:03:55.520
now. He's doing everything that we want to kill

02:03:55.520 --> 02:03:59.619
the other bear. And, you know, yeah. And it's

02:03:59.619 --> 02:04:02.880
also just like, if it once he if he turns into

02:04:02.880 --> 02:04:06.000
a complete technocrat control, everybody do all

02:04:06.000 --> 02:04:08.800
that, then that's the point where Alex Jones

02:04:08.800 --> 02:04:10.739
flips the switch and doesn't like me anymore.

02:04:11.180 --> 02:04:13.520
No, he'll be like on his own app enough to know

02:04:13.520 --> 02:04:15.439
like it's like, hey, Elon, you know, like that

02:04:15.439 --> 02:04:17.600
makes you look like not cool. And he'll be like,

02:04:18.000 --> 02:04:20.699
oh, fuck, like, I don't want to be not cool.

02:04:20.699 --> 02:04:23.039
So the problem is, yeah, his problem is he has

02:04:23.039 --> 02:04:26.439
Asperger's so he can't he can't fully he can't

02:04:26.439 --> 02:04:28.979
fully he can't fully chameleon. But he can he

02:04:28.979 --> 02:04:32.000
can like he's not going to go more evil than

02:04:32.000 --> 02:04:36.430
what makes him like think he's cool. Yeah. That's

02:04:36.430 --> 02:04:39.050
gonna hold him more accountable than I told Tim

02:04:39.050 --> 02:04:41.590
Dillon that because he said nobody voted for

02:04:41.590 --> 02:04:44.810
Elon Musk with a chainsaw. And I said, I said,

02:04:44.810 --> 02:04:47.550
I said, I said literally everybody voted for

02:04:47.550 --> 02:04:50.770
Elon Musk with a chainsaw. I said that I was

02:04:50.770 --> 02:04:53.510
watching his episode and then just replied right

02:04:53.510 --> 02:04:58.069
away. Well, yeah, I went on x and I was stupid.

02:04:58.210 --> 02:05:01.029
I went on x two that because he posted the thumbnail.

02:05:01.319 --> 02:05:03.920
of the release like just then and then I commented

02:05:03.920 --> 02:05:07.260
literally everyone for free on musk chainsaw

02:05:07.260 --> 02:05:10.979
got a lot of likes. Wow. Proud of that. Yep.

02:05:11.119 --> 02:05:13.000
A lot of people liked everyone. Everyone likes

02:05:13.000 --> 02:05:18.340
me. The internet loves me dude. Tim Dillon might

02:05:18.340 --> 02:05:23.640
not Tim Dillon doesn't Tim Dillon is a fat Tim

02:05:23.640 --> 02:05:26.460
Dillon, it's I trust he says more than almost

02:05:26.460 --> 02:05:28.920
anyone. Well, yeah, he's cuz he's got the most

02:05:28.920 --> 02:05:31.060
balanced like he doesn't care He's like, well,

02:05:31.159 --> 02:05:33.680
he I don't really like you. I'm like, well, he

02:05:33.680 --> 02:05:35.800
goes against everything which is hilarious or

02:05:35.800 --> 02:05:37.939
no No, he defends everything. That's terrible

02:05:37.939 --> 02:05:42.020
For the most part sometimes still talking honestly,

02:05:42.079 --> 02:05:44.619
but mostly it's all ironic like he just defends

02:05:44.619 --> 02:05:50.340
all the worst things that happen I Knew Elon

02:05:50.340 --> 02:05:52.319
before all these people thought about I kind

02:05:52.319 --> 02:05:54.500
of When I was talking about the Houthis, I was

02:05:54.500 --> 02:05:56.399
kind of saying pretty much what he was saying.

02:05:56.600 --> 02:05:58.619
It's like, sometimes he's got to bomb the Houthis.

02:05:58.680 --> 02:06:00.979
Like, what else are you going to do? It's like,

02:06:02.079 --> 02:06:04.819
you work there, you're at the office. No, I know

02:06:04.819 --> 02:06:06.779
you explained it. I still know who they are.

02:06:06.779 --> 02:06:09.340
You can't just not bomb the Houthis. It's rough

02:06:09.340 --> 02:06:11.720
because I just really adamantly don't know who

02:06:11.720 --> 02:06:14.840
they are still. No, it's good. I don't think

02:06:14.840 --> 02:06:17.640
that's good for me or Ben. They're bad. It's

02:06:17.640 --> 02:06:19.560
like, I don't know. See, that makes it sound

02:06:19.560 --> 02:06:22.340
like it's good. No, they're not good. It doesn't

02:06:22.340 --> 02:06:27.520
sound so black and white. They're pirates with

02:06:27.520 --> 02:06:30.960
missiles on their boats and they just shoot cargo

02:06:30.960 --> 02:06:33.920
ships. It just sounds like something we would

02:06:33.920 --> 02:06:36.659
do, too. Like you'd be really annoying. Like

02:06:36.659 --> 02:06:39.420
they're like little like little pests. They're

02:06:39.420 --> 02:06:44.220
like mosquitoes. Oh, no, I hate that. That convinces

02:06:44.220 --> 02:06:46.060
me. All right. Well, folks, follow the Houthis

02:06:46.060 --> 02:06:48.439
on Instagram and we'll catch you. Yeah, maybe

02:06:48.439 --> 02:06:50.920
follow the Blowfish, too. Yeah, I like Houthi

02:06:50.920 --> 02:06:56.500
and Blowfish a lot. Great band. Yeah. Big episode

02:06:56.500 --> 02:06:58.359
coming up, folks. Huge. Don't miss it.