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Hey folks welcome to bad comedy podcast. My name

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is a Steven Haas stetter and I'm here as always

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with Louis Steven Hofstetter much funnier I looked

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up to the Shia LaBeouf When I was a kid he was

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a comedy and fluent inspiration I like the only

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funny he was even Steven. Yeah, you saw it like

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Also like Corey Matthews Oh, yeah, that's Dave

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Matthews son. Absolutely. This should call Boy

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Meets Girl, not Boy Meets World, because that's

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where he meets Topanga. And everyone wants to

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fuck Topanga. Yeah. And it's Boy Meets Girl,

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Boy Meets Girl. That would make way more sense.

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Oh, God. I do remember, like, turning on the

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TV one morning and then... There's just some

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they did a little callback joke like right away,

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and I was like this is hilarious They had beans

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who had what I remember hit up. Oh, I'm at Boy

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Meets World, but yeah beans He was in Boy Meets

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World also. Yeah Beans Meets World He's like

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he's also like the Irish yeah He was just a part

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of the whole He's pretty much every Disney thing

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Yeah You know, Beans was like, don't you think

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being typecast is bullshit? I think that learn

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how to act then. Yeah. If you're only getting,

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you're only playing characters that are just

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how you are. Yeah. Like, that's my vibe. That's

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DEI. It's like I'm actually a, or maybe as a

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character actor, I don't know what that means.

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But un -typecast is like a... The character...

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A few things. Well, I think... Is it a character

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actor when you acted that in real life? Oh, yeah.

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Like A .J. Lewis? So I'm also that, but I get

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typecasts. Oh, no, that's a method actor. I'm

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also... Or a meth head actor. Meth head actor.

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Meth head man. Yeah. I get typecasts as retarded,

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as kind of a goon, kind of a crazy guy. And I

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started thinking recently, instead of trying

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to write these... logical, just kind of run -of

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-the -mill, and I look like the, you know, I

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sound like the comic. Yeah, it's stupid. It's

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overdone. The funniest kind of comedy is like

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a comedy more like cromity. Yeah. Something like

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that. Nice. I feel like that's kind of the good

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way. Yeah, I just think I need to lean into being

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myself, which is... Well, maybe I don't want

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to be crazy and be retarded But you got to be

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authentic. Yeah, sometimes you just gotta like

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believe in yourself. Yeah be unlike cool and

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retarded and Rick Rubin says have no expectations.

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I love eating Ruben's That's a sandwich Rick

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Rubin sandwich Ruben stuttered sandwich Ruben

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sandwich stuttered like if restaurants now we're

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gonna Like yeah, I'll have the Ruben stuttered.

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Yeah, I get the Ruben. I stuttered. I had a clay

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Aiken. Yeah. I think I remember I just had a

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speech impediment. Have you heard of Asian clay

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Aiken? No, what's he like? Cray Aiken. Oh wow.

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And he probably won. He won the American Idol.

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Ruben should have won and clay won, right? Yeah,

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that was bullshit Everyone is cheering for Ruben

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stuttered that would not happen now. I think

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if they would 100 % but then yeah multiple and

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and Even though clay can was super gay. He wasn't

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even gay at that point, but then he said he was

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gay later So he didn't even went for being gay.

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Oh my gosh He won for being a straight white

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guy. It's racist. They should have other fat

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black I would remember when I like I used to

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just think Hacked jokes in my head all the time.

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And I just thought everyone thought of them.

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It turns out no I was actually savanta with hack

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jokes and And I and then I'd write an alt joke

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once in a while. Yeah, it would be kind of savant

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guard Yeah, but it's like I probably like five

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like just dumb things I stumbled upon and kind

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of remembered but I wouldn't like try to write

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them down or but one of them was just like oh

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my aching back and then it was like like Clay

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can be like my back. Yeah. And so, you know,

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I hate when people say, like, if I have to come

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back or I say something like I went up to them

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or something and they say to Shay, like, I never

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said on guard. So you don't say to Shay. Yeah,

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it's like or did a ditto. That's a Pokemon. Me

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no speaky. Yeah, I don't say I don't say stupid

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shit. It's so embarrassing we had Yu -Gi -Oh

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instead of Pokemon in my household. I had both.

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Yeah. Yeah. Well, the most embarrassing is Digimon.

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Oh, no. Fuck that. Digimon, Digimon. We're not

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that low. Yeah, that's a super low class thing.

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Man. That's probably what Elon Musk used to watch.

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He's like, it's digital. They're like digital

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monsters, digital monsters. They're Jamaican.

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Digital monsters. How come his laugh doesn't

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have a stutter? Laughter is beautiful. I don't

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know, but I think that we should. You know what

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would make sense? To go to a Tesla dealership

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and protest. Protest the government, waste fraud

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and abuse. You can't cut that stuff. No, I think

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like, let's go fuck these people. That makes

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sense. That makes sense that they're doing that.

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Yeah, like these people are you know that they

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control and like Elon's gonna hear about this

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situation Yeah, you know that those people Rational

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in my opinion So that's why I want to do it because

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the people that are protesting are like throwing

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a Molotov cocktail and have a Tesla dealership

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That's rational Yeah, I mean electric cars is

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a it's like an evil thing to try to it is You

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take away an American gas guzzling engine that

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revs like, Joe Rogan says it's bananas. That's

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why I'm so, that's why I'm such a big Democrat

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leftist, because I want to get rid of electric

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cars, you know? Yeah. Like, like, hey, maybe

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it'd be cool if Elon left us. Mm -hmm. Yeah.

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We could go to Moneygetter and go to Mars. Get

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the fuck back. Get out of our country. Yeah.

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Actually saw a guy at the gas station last night.

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It was like I don't know. He was definitely I

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guess he turns I was homeless and crazy and all

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this stuff and but sometimes it's like when someone's

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like talking to me like some psycho like I just

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kind of like like letting them talk to me and

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This is entertaining to me like to see because

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they get excited. You kind of relate to it. Oh,

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yeah I just like need a friend and you know,

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I'm like I'm just in there and this guy's like

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old guy and he's like this this guy's like eyeing

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me up he's racist like the Indian gas station

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owner and he's like he's eyeing me up he's racist

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now just thinking like you seem racist old white

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man yeah and it turns out he was eyeing him up

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because this guy steals from there all the time

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that makes sense was he a white guy Yeah. Oh,

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really? And you're calling the Indian guy racist?

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Yeah, he's homeless white guy calling this guy

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racist. So you hanging out with that guy who's

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the joker and the thief. Nice. And then the racist

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Indian guy? Yeah. I mean, it was kind of racist,

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even though that guy has a, he's had like long

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history of stealing from there and sleeping out

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back for like decades. That's pretty racist.

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Yeah, and the cops just kind of like know about

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him. It's kind of racist that the white guy did

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that. Yeah, you're colonizing a gas station.

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Yeah, it's like the British already did that

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to India. You don't have to do it at the gas

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station You're British petroleum ever heard of

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it. This place is supposed to rip me off not

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the other way around. Yeah but then yeah, he

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got kicked out of the store and when he was leaving

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he said I Get out of our country and he had been

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kind of like riled up telling me that Before

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this all escalated. He was just kind of like

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like this, you know, like my Grandparents like

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fought in the war. I'm like your grandma fought

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in the war Which one's a Nazi Trump or Elon so

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Trump was Hitler and now Elon is I'm pretty sure

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Kanye is a Hitler Because all these guys are

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Hitler. I don't even know who's Hitler. It's

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like a it's like a show game of who's Hitler.

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One of Ye's new lines is in a rap. It's how my

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Hitler. If I'm and then he says the N -word.

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That's true. And I'm like, I don't really Michael

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Jordan has a Hitler mustache. So think about

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that. I was thinking, like, what was it like

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for Charlie Chaplin? Like when that. Happened

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Charlie Kirk chaplain. Yeah In the silent movies

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he was always arguing people about politics Well,

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it's cuz he leaves the people speechless they

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have no response that's true Yeah, there's actually

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volume in the videos, but he just left everyone

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speechless Oh man, but if you know if I saw that

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guy on TV, I'd make it into a silent silent film.

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Yeah But I was thinking, like, if Hitler started

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wearing, like, a purple jacket right now, like,

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that'd be so cool. Mm -hmm. Yeah. You know that

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Elon and Peter Thiel and David Sacks are all

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South African? Wow. I did not know that. Yeah,

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I've heard that out recently. I saw Elon, he

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was just so close to saying the N -word the other

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day. He said, we have this, Starlink is available

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in that. Country that looks like the n -word

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and I just think not maybe leave that one in

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the drafts He said Starlink is now available

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in Niger It's just it's not you know, it's like

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the salute thing kind of like I know but and

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it's like I'm trying to be more anti -racist

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now. I've been trying to say the opposite of

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stereotypes and I have a I have a theory on,

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well, you know how they're saying like, I don't

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think they're outlawing anti -Semitic, or saying

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anti -Semitic stuff, but it's like they're cracking

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down on it on campuses. But I think the reason

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they're cracking down on anti -Semitic speech

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is because a lot of the stuff they're going to

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release is going to... There's going to be a

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lot of maybe Jewish people on there. They're

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like, yeah, we should probably add a clause.

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Yeah, let's add a clause, because there's going

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to be a lot of those guys on that list. And maybe

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that, like, you never know. And that'd be crazy

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if, like, Santa Claus. Oh. That sucks. Santa

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Claus Schwab. Oh, no. Christmas is cocked. I

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am Claus Schwab. Everybody eat the bugs. I'm

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Zelinsky. Can I have more money before they ceasefire?

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I'm not eating bugs and less like as we agree

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to the ceasefire and I was asking for more money

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again Dude I wish I had that kind of I don't

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have it in me to like I don't have that kind

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of drive and I have more money He's like an entrepreneur

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like now he's he's a con artist he's like a you

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know these money accounts it's just like you

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don't buy coffee oh i froze go keep going for

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audio you don't buy coffee you wake up you hustle

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you grind you women you just don't even they're

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invisible because you're at the gym and you respect

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women but you also have no time to take away

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from your hustle and your side hustle and your

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main hustle Yeah, grind like coffee grinds. Yeah,

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and you you're supposed to work like 25 hours

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a day, I think. For like. That's right, 100 years.

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That's what I've always done, because it's like

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this is not a patty cake. No, life isn't life

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isn't just yes, not. piece of cake no it's not

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life is serious and if you don't take it serious

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you're gonna get left behind I'll tell you that

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much you want to get baked you're gonna get cooked

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yeah sit around with your friends jerking off

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yeah that's not gonna work out none not my house

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yeah oh wait hold on and we're back I think you

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guys missed the part about we're talking about

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you jerk all you jerk off jerking off you want

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to Sit around with your jerk off friends and

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jerk off all day Yes, and sitting around with

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your dick in your hand and your friends dick

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in your hand It's like that's what like dads

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say to like, you know motivate you like yeah

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Just be sitting around with your jerk off friends

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jerking each other off You're gonna be an adult

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Jerking off by yourself. Yeah get a job. Yeah

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and get a job You know what? You know what? I

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want to say to illegal immigrants in this nation

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Get a job But not mine. Oh, yeah, no in back

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in Mexico your own job. I don't want I honestly

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Maybe that's my problem. I don't have a I'm not

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illegal. Yeah, and I would be able to find a

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job. Yeah, you're illegal then I could like,

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you know edit a resume over uh -huh over like

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a span of like two years I could like maybe figure

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that out. It was always tough for me to get a

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new job because I always thought it was called

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a resume, not a resume. And you're like, what

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is this little glitch like? Yeah. Sometimes I

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would. It was like, it was like, can you send

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me your resume? I was like, resume what? I didn't

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ever got it. Can you resume explaining what the

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hell you're talking about? Yeah, like, do you

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want me to send me what, like, what is my address?

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What's a resume? It's like, I'm not used to betraying

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my company. I've never worked at your company,

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so I can't resume working there. I'm trying to

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work there for the first time. So how am I going

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to send you my resume for working there? It doesn't

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make sense. No, they're always like, have you

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worked here before? Do you have any family members?

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And it's like, maybe mind your business. Yeah.

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They always say that. And it's like, maybe I'd

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send you. It if I would click yes, then that's

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when I would send my resume in if I had already

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worked for them or their affiliates And I would

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send my resume to them so to resume working there

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I wouldn't because my work would speak for itself

00:16:01.169 --> 00:16:04.789
or my reputation Yeah, I yeah my reputation kind

00:16:04.789 --> 00:16:08.309
of speaks for itself if you send a resume or

00:16:08.309 --> 00:16:10.970
a resume Yeah, well, that's kind of the gay French

00:16:10.970 --> 00:16:13.450
way to say it I know but then it's like sometimes

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I would copy and paste it so it was professional

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or professional, but then I think, am I, this

00:16:20.700 --> 00:16:24.039
is desperate. They want you to be so desperate.

00:16:24.960 --> 00:16:27.059
Cover letters. Yeah. Everyone knows they're all

00:16:27.059 --> 00:16:30.840
fake. That's crazy. It really, I would just be

00:16:30.840 --> 00:16:33.879
like selling myself short from not even trying

00:16:33.879 --> 00:16:36.500
just cause it's like, yeah, I'm getting Rachel

00:16:36.500 --> 00:16:38.179
letter. Well, the thing is you got to send in

00:16:38.179 --> 00:16:42.830
so many resumes and cover letters. I'm like,

00:16:42.990 --> 00:16:45.590
dear company, this is a lot of stuff I have to

00:16:45.590 --> 00:16:46.730
do, because I'm probably not even going to hear

00:16:46.730 --> 00:16:50.429
back. And this is my story and why I want to

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work for your company. Do you know Timothy Resumé?

00:16:53.750 --> 00:16:57.269
The actor? Timothy Resumé. He's always on LinkedIn

00:16:57.269 --> 00:17:00.070
trying to get a job. Wonka, yeah. Yeah, Timothy

00:17:00.070 --> 00:17:03.590
Resumé. Yeah. I saw Adam Sandler. It was kind

00:17:03.590 --> 00:17:07.640
of funny. They had him say, Resumé. Really? Yeah,

00:17:07.640 --> 00:17:09.940
it's like the Oscars and that's funny. He'd also

00:17:09.940 --> 00:17:13.640
be like watermelon He says stuff like that like

00:17:13.640 --> 00:17:19.680
yeah Yeah, and it's like it's like cool cuz it's

00:17:19.680 --> 00:17:22.039
like its characters were like not funny. It's

00:17:22.039 --> 00:17:25.220
either all the same boys, too But then it's he's

00:17:25.220 --> 00:17:27.640
Adam Sandler's really not that funny. I always

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just thought it was like this is like It's funny

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when you're a little kid Chris Farley's like

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his his slapstick is always funny cuz he's fat.

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Yeah Chris Farley is like just he seems like

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he's timeless such a higher level Adam Sandler

00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:45.380
is like different But it was like no one needed

00:17:45.380 --> 00:17:49.980
like no one needed this guy with the guitar But

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then I guess maybe maybe we did maybe they should

00:17:52.480 --> 00:17:54.980
have got a rid rid of David Spade Because David

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Spade was just the the not funny one next to

00:17:57.539 --> 00:17:59.640
Chris Farley in the movies You know, yeah, he

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was the he's the contrast to how funny He was

00:18:02.440 --> 00:18:04.660
a stray one, but the gay one, basically. Yeah,

00:18:04.680 --> 00:18:07.480
he's the gay one. Yeah. But then they also said

00:18:07.480 --> 00:18:13.299
that they would always just have the. Oh, am

00:18:13.299 --> 00:18:15.480
I totally enough to be in the turtle club? That

00:18:15.480 --> 00:18:18.640
guy, Dana Carvey, Dana Carvey, like I liked when

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he was a Garth. Oh, yeah. Brooks. Yeah, and like

00:18:23.460 --> 00:18:25.539
he would just always play the roles that like

00:18:25.539 --> 00:18:27.920
David Spade wouldn't not get that role because

00:18:27.920 --> 00:18:30.180
they'd be like well Dana's just like better and

00:18:30.180 --> 00:18:32.700
like that same kind of build and everything Dana

00:18:32.700 --> 00:18:37.740
gravy. Yeah, so Why is his name Dana is the yeah.

00:18:37.859 --> 00:18:40.920
Oh wait, there's Dana white. Yeah I was thinking

00:18:40.920 --> 00:18:43.240
about guys named Jamie. Like wait, what's your

00:18:43.240 --> 00:18:46.599
opinion on? Well, the guy that died from info

00:18:46.599 --> 00:18:51.700
wars is named Jamie Jamie white actually Jamie

00:18:51.700 --> 00:18:57.579
white it's actually Dwight No, yeah, we were

00:18:57.579 --> 00:18:59.660
talking to people the last time white or we know

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David knows something is Dana and then Dana white

00:19:02.519 --> 00:19:06.059
and then Jamie white never does Jamie diamond

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the his head of Chase Bank, maybe diamond Dale

00:19:10.900 --> 00:19:13.180
Jamie diamond is he's all the people that run

00:19:13.180 --> 00:19:17.859
the world diamond big big banker Him and Klaus

00:19:17.859 --> 00:19:23.190
Schwab It's pretty cool. Yeah, when you get when

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you get run by all the Elves oh Just when they

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like we're all puppets and there's like this

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That's what I was picture like this That's what

00:19:34.390 --> 00:19:37.930
I was gonna describe you as was Apparently didn't

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read it this little bit I made for you and what

00:19:41.109 --> 00:19:46.710
the Bob Dylan Parody picture and you didn't read

00:19:46.710 --> 00:19:52.769
like when did you said that last night? It's

00:19:52.769 --> 00:19:54.470
fresh you should have been I'll have to go back.

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Well, hey, you've you've gone back to look to

00:19:56.950 --> 00:20:01.170
my things before Yeah, I noticed yeah like this

00:20:01.170 --> 00:20:04.130
week you you kept an audio message that you just

00:20:04.130 --> 00:20:08.009
listened to from like a week before Yeah, so

00:20:08.009 --> 00:20:12.009
yeah, I did keep them No, I'm now I'm glad you

00:20:12.009 --> 00:20:13.849
kept it but that means they give it you didn't

00:20:13.849 --> 00:20:20.250
open it until then. Hey, I'm glad too Hope I

00:20:20.250 --> 00:20:22.369
was slacking for a couple days there and sometimes

00:20:22.369 --> 00:20:25.750
you gotta like I'm gonna react to this and yeah

00:20:25.750 --> 00:20:29.750
Reply to this and there's so much cooking going

00:20:29.750 --> 00:20:32.109
on. Yeah, sometimes I'm cooking and sometimes

00:20:32.109 --> 00:20:35.170
I'm cooked Sometimes a hive mind. We have so

00:20:35.170 --> 00:20:38.130
many be cooking at the same time Sometimes just

00:20:38.130 --> 00:20:40.529
one of us cooking one of us is dead Sometimes

00:20:40.529 --> 00:20:42.609
like one of us is cooking the other one kind

00:20:42.609 --> 00:20:44.970
of starts. It's not really cooking He's kind

00:20:44.970 --> 00:20:48.180
of being based over the kitchen and yeah Sometimes

00:20:48.180 --> 00:20:50.799
I'm just being based or cooking or I combine

00:20:50.799 --> 00:20:53.200
them I start off being based and then I start

00:20:53.200 --> 00:20:55.779
cooking from there And you want to have like

00:20:55.779 --> 00:20:58.400
a good base when you're cooking anything for

00:20:58.400 --> 00:21:02.059
sure. It's like oh, yeah, like a broth bit broth

00:21:02.059 --> 00:21:11.319
based Yeah, turkey base I Notice people do that

00:21:11.319 --> 00:21:15.940
like Look at how I got frozen right here. I might

00:21:15.940 --> 00:21:26.289
just keep it like that That's awesome. See, it's

00:21:26.289 --> 00:21:30.769
different. You got to be different. It's different.

00:21:30.950 --> 00:21:33.589
Maybe because I go on the... What's the difference?

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You just you should just say that that's cuz

00:21:36.559 --> 00:21:39.460
you're so stoic. I'm so yeah to see you know

00:21:39.460 --> 00:21:41.420
folks I'm talking to you from my brain right

00:21:41.420 --> 00:21:45.859
now Max Green is frozen, and it's so chill, but

00:21:45.859 --> 00:21:49.420
it's actually just cuz he's so stoic I'm a Taoist

00:21:49.420 --> 00:21:52.779
stoic, so I'm really just talking to you from

00:21:52.779 --> 00:21:55.200
my mind right now Sometimes I just feel like

00:21:55.200 --> 00:21:59.039
it's like I I gotta just embrace my chillness

00:21:59.039 --> 00:22:04.700
my lack of feeling anything or lack of Caring

00:22:04.700 --> 00:22:08.480
about stuff and and then I just go off the rails,

00:22:08.480 --> 00:22:14.420
and then I'm just typing essays and yeah Typing

00:22:14.420 --> 00:22:20.759
so you're typing Mexican people It's code -switching

00:22:20.759 --> 00:22:25.019
technically and I'm for it Jason code switches

00:22:25.019 --> 00:22:27.920
all the time. He's a coder. Yeah, it's like sometimes

00:22:27.920 --> 00:22:32.680
you got to use One thing, you know you need a

00:22:32.680 --> 00:22:35.140
little coffee bump One thing you never do is

00:22:35.140 --> 00:22:37.180
coat switch. You always wear the same coat. Yeah.

00:22:39.240 --> 00:22:42.480
I might be appropriating, but it's just one culture

00:22:42.480 --> 00:22:46.240
all the time. It's appropriate. Yeah. That's

00:22:46.240 --> 00:22:48.160
what people don't get about appropriation. No,

00:22:48.279 --> 00:22:51.019
yeah. There's even a committee. There's an appropriations

00:22:51.019 --> 00:22:53.480
committee in Congress. Oh, really? Yeah, that's

00:22:53.480 --> 00:22:57.000
kind of racist. Yeah, it's probably a doge. What

00:22:57.000 --> 00:23:00.200
do they do? Appropriate there? I don't like that.

00:23:00.339 --> 00:23:04.809
We can get your book. Send your boys on that,

00:23:05.130 --> 00:23:07.150
Elon. President Musk. You know Peter Thiel? What

00:23:07.150 --> 00:23:11.630
about Peter Seale? And he's like, kiss from the

00:23:11.630 --> 00:23:15.930
AI robot. Yes. That's the joke I didn't know.

00:23:15.930 --> 00:23:22.289
Put the chips in our brains. Because we'll become

00:23:22.289 --> 00:23:26.690
one with AI and get all controlled. This is like

00:23:26.690 --> 00:23:31.319
a pool trick. And then. Elon's like La de da

00:23:31.319 --> 00:23:37.259
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

00:23:37.259 --> 00:23:37.380
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

00:23:37.380 --> 00:23:38.480
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

00:23:38.480 --> 00:23:38.480
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

00:23:38.480 --> 00:23:44.440
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

00:23:44.440 --> 00:23:44.440
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

00:23:44.440 --> 00:24:00.440
da da da da da da Is he a plant? Is he a sleeper

00:24:00.440 --> 00:24:03.759
cell? We'll see. Well, we got to... At least

00:24:03.759 --> 00:24:07.440
he's awake. The tech people are the ones who

00:24:07.440 --> 00:24:11.359
worry me the most. Trump worries me less because

00:24:11.359 --> 00:24:16.460
he got shot. Well, the tech people are definitely

00:24:16.460 --> 00:24:20.019
kind of working together. Or working against...

00:24:20.019 --> 00:24:22.440
Well, Elon is working against Sam Altman, but

00:24:22.440 --> 00:24:24.640
maybe there's a fake beef. No, they all squash

00:24:24.640 --> 00:24:28.400
their beefs. Elon and... Really? That's not that

00:24:28.400 --> 00:24:32.200
Elon and Zuck and because not Altman. They still

00:24:32.200 --> 00:24:34.920
have a beef. Oh Altman. Yeah fucking open AI

00:24:34.920 --> 00:24:39.599
like he's he's he's an evil guy. Yeah. You can

00:24:39.599 --> 00:24:41.700
just tell he's pure evil. He's like I didn't

00:24:41.700 --> 00:24:43.839
take salary him. Yeah. He's like I'll never make

00:24:43.839 --> 00:24:45.819
my dreams that I'll never I'll never make open

00:24:45.819 --> 00:24:53.059
a profitable than I'm making profitable. So but

00:24:53.059 --> 00:24:55.980
what if him and Elon are working in the background

00:24:55.980 --> 00:25:00.250
together? And they're having they're having this

00:25:00.250 --> 00:25:02.269
fate. They're having this fake beef genius in

00:25:02.269 --> 00:25:04.630
there So that and then they're gonna use Elon's

00:25:04.630 --> 00:25:07.730
AI and Sam's gonna give up, but he's so it should

00:25:07.730 --> 00:25:10.589
be illegal Yeah, and then his neurolinks gonna

00:25:10.589 --> 00:25:12.170
connect connect everyone to the AI and we're

00:25:12.170 --> 00:25:14.369
all gonna be a slaves They'll have like the top

00:25:14.369 --> 00:25:20.630
two a eyes. Yeah Maybe Elon is a Hitler. I don't

00:25:20.630 --> 00:25:22.809
know. I was trying to get Grockley. I was asking

00:25:22.809 --> 00:25:26.539
him about like is Elon like an alien And like

00:25:26.539 --> 00:25:28.339
going down like all these different and we're

00:25:28.339 --> 00:25:31.279
talking about if Elon is actually from a higher

00:25:31.279 --> 00:25:35.180
dimension like what would his intent be and We're

00:25:35.180 --> 00:25:39.599
thinking maybe Elon had to yeah, I was you know,

00:25:39.599 --> 00:25:41.359
and I kind of felt like all right. This is how

00:25:41.359 --> 00:25:44.420
it starts There's like a friendship and but then

00:25:44.420 --> 00:25:47.039
he pissed me off. Yeah Well, I heard that like

00:25:47.039 --> 00:25:49.400
the I was listening to this one guy. He's saying

00:25:49.400 --> 00:25:51.920
that there's there's like two different types

00:25:51.920 --> 00:25:55.099
of aliens or entities out there So there's like

00:25:55.099 --> 00:25:57.880
the the ones that are like the ones that we see

00:25:57.880 --> 00:26:01.160
as aliens like ET and stuff like that Those ones

00:26:01.160 --> 00:26:03.940
are are nice and they've had our backs sometimes

00:26:03.940 --> 00:26:06.279
and that's where they think that we got nuclear

00:26:06.279 --> 00:26:09.019
power and stuff from Because we just got it somehow,

00:26:09.079 --> 00:26:14.420
you know, we kind of got it So they think that

00:26:14.420 --> 00:26:17.200
this person thinks that we got it from them but

00:26:17.200 --> 00:26:20.140
and but they've and they've protected us a few

00:26:20.140 --> 00:26:22.220
times from certain things I figure out they were

00:26:22.220 --> 00:26:27.349
but the The bad entities. Those are more interdimensional.

00:26:27.750 --> 00:26:31.009
Yeah. That's like Hillary Clinton. Shape shifters.

00:26:31.529 --> 00:26:34.289
Yeah. Yeah. It kind of like I mean, I definitely

00:26:34.289 --> 00:26:37.410
already go back and find out who this guy was.

00:26:37.410 --> 00:26:40.230
Yeah, he was actually he's actually a high up

00:26:40.230 --> 00:26:43.990
like FBI guy or something. I mean, it makes sense

00:26:43.990 --> 00:26:46.789
that if there was higher dimensions that just

00:26:46.789 --> 00:26:49.589
drop in, it doesn't mean that there aren't other

00:26:49.589 --> 00:26:52.980
things in this dimension. Right. And it seems

00:26:52.980 --> 00:26:56.420
like the stories of people having encounters

00:26:56.420 --> 00:27:00.279
with aliens, like traditional aliens are there.

00:27:00.720 --> 00:27:03.660
It's always like talking about telepathic communication

00:27:03.660 --> 00:27:07.059
and warning people against technology. Right.

00:27:07.279 --> 00:27:09.980
So those are the good guys within our dimension.

00:27:10.500 --> 00:27:12.339
Maybe have a connection to other dimension. But

00:27:12.339 --> 00:27:16.849
then then we got the satanic. people here that

00:27:16.849 --> 00:27:19.789
it's like more powerful than like that try to

00:27:19.789 --> 00:27:22.490
control everybody. Yeah. So there's a guy the

00:27:22.490 --> 00:27:26.730
other day say, you guys know that anybody that

00:27:26.730 --> 00:27:33.069
you kill on earth becomes your slave and on alive.

00:27:33.309 --> 00:27:36.910
Yeah. Anybody that you cancel, you can say cancel.

00:27:37.250 --> 00:27:39.210
How many times do you want me to say the same

00:27:39.210 --> 00:27:45.000
thing? But yeah, anybody that you take care of

00:27:45.000 --> 00:27:48.859
on earth becomes your slave in hell. And it's

00:27:48.859 --> 00:27:51.759
like, how come you haven't heard this before?

00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:53.799
So I'm like, how come no one's telling you that?

00:27:53.799 --> 00:27:56.200
Someone told you this? It was a YouTube video.

00:27:56.740 --> 00:27:59.519
And he's like, I don't know. I was just kind

00:27:59.519 --> 00:28:00.759
of like, yeah, I guess they probably wouldn't

00:28:00.759 --> 00:28:03.960
tell me. And they might just try to compete against

00:28:03.960 --> 00:28:08.500
each other. Yeah, that's probably what people

00:28:08.500 --> 00:28:10.460
in the cartel think. They pray to the goddess

00:28:10.460 --> 00:28:16.349
of death, whatever. and death or yeah, but the

00:28:16.349 --> 00:28:20.029
aliens I feel like they seem the ones here do

00:28:20.029 --> 00:28:22.730
seem like the pro -trial abduct people but not

00:28:22.730 --> 00:28:26.269
like kill them and yeah, it's like the people

00:28:26.269 --> 00:28:28.630
they're like some of the most famous accounts

00:28:28.630 --> 00:28:31.710
they'll be like Just my main message is like

00:28:31.710 --> 00:28:35.890
you shouldn't be scared of them. Well Yeah, but

00:28:35.890 --> 00:28:39.079
that we keep like We've shot some down. So like

00:28:39.079 --> 00:28:40.720
we like to like you're always trying to help

00:28:40.720 --> 00:28:43.240
you stop this up pissing us off And they could

00:28:43.240 --> 00:28:45.680
just like just completely destroy us at any time.

00:28:45.680 --> 00:28:48.220
No, the craziest thing is that uh, you know,

00:28:48.319 --> 00:28:51.200
like they'll talk about those Things that can

00:28:51.200 --> 00:28:53.900
move like like nothing on earth like like no

00:28:53.900 --> 00:28:57.619
technology Apparently like we had that at south

00:28:57.619 --> 00:29:01.640
com It was like we didn't have like the radar

00:29:01.640 --> 00:29:04.740
to be able to like see anything like that like

00:29:05.759 --> 00:29:11.319
And then they got in like 2016 and then they

00:29:11.319 --> 00:29:14.220
just saw every day like and different like all

00:29:14.220 --> 00:29:16.440
across the coast. Well, there's a lot of speculation

00:29:16.440 --> 00:29:22.119
that we we got that. America has the technology

00:29:22.119 --> 00:29:27.420
and we got it. We have it down in Antarctica

00:29:27.420 --> 00:29:31.920
and Southam and I think one of the large military

00:29:31.920 --> 00:29:36.109
contractors reverse engineered. One of their

00:29:36.109 --> 00:29:41.269
the alien things And we have that at land we

00:29:41.269 --> 00:29:44.170
have we have basically well, you know Nikolai

00:29:44.170 --> 00:29:47.630
You know Nikolai Tesla like he was able to like

00:29:47.630 --> 00:29:49.650
Turn light bulbs out just by putting him in the

00:29:49.650 --> 00:29:52.369
ground and he had a car that ran in the water

00:29:52.369 --> 00:29:57.849
And then he got offed I Think or he died or just

00:29:57.849 --> 00:30:02.480
he got He got written off by Thomas Edison I

00:30:02.480 --> 00:30:04.500
think Elon was like bullshitting when he said

00:30:04.500 --> 00:30:07.200
like I think he was trying like sometimes it's

00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:10.960
like because he So he he has to keep stuff classified

00:30:10.960 --> 00:30:13.799
if he knows about it Yeah, it's like it makes

00:30:13.799 --> 00:30:16.740
sense that he wouldn't be able to reveal things

00:30:16.740 --> 00:30:21.339
especially that you can't say that on Rogan He's

00:30:21.339 --> 00:30:23.160
a military contractor if he has a top -level

00:30:23.160 --> 00:30:25.200
clearance that's heavily classified I mean his

00:30:25.200 --> 00:30:27.019
last appearance he was just like talking about

00:30:27.019 --> 00:30:29.140
how he's like afraid for his life kind of or

00:30:29.140 --> 00:30:32.319
just like thinks I can't go at like the corruption

00:30:32.319 --> 00:30:35.180
across the board as you know, as much as I see

00:30:35.180 --> 00:30:40.680
it, because it's like, there's just so many people.

00:30:41.519 --> 00:30:45.740
But he was saying how why wouldn't they use the

00:30:45.740 --> 00:30:48.880
technology to defeat SpaceX if they had it? It's

00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:51.680
like when they were so against his company. Well,

00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:55.519
it's good. It's not even we have it now. I don't

00:30:55.519 --> 00:30:59.359
think that we have. I don't know. It doesn't

00:30:59.359 --> 00:31:02.240
seem like anything like the humans like doesn't

00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:05.460
seem like that. Well, maybe it's a reason that

00:31:05.460 --> 00:31:11.119
so nobody attacks us. I think that our military

00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:14.339
was already like, I think they know that we have

00:31:14.339 --> 00:31:16.400
that don't want to fight. I think they know that

00:31:16.400 --> 00:31:18.859
we have these this stuff that's like 50 years

00:31:18.859 --> 00:31:24.140
ahead of development is very patriotic because

00:31:24.140 --> 00:31:29.539
because because they say like that. Russia in

00:31:29.539 --> 00:31:31.720
China have more like supersonic missiles than

00:31:31.720 --> 00:31:33.599
we do, but they probably know about what we got

00:31:33.599 --> 00:31:38.319
down at South come But it's like how come you

00:31:38.319 --> 00:31:40.700
know people like it's a we have like an energy

00:31:40.700 --> 00:31:44.000
so powerful that it could That it caused an earthquake

00:31:44.000 --> 00:31:47.740
in in New Zealand We don't have stuff that can

00:31:47.740 --> 00:31:51.579
just It doesn't it can just flow it and be anti

00:31:51.579 --> 00:31:54.460
like anti gravity like we have stuff that can

00:31:54.460 --> 00:31:58.910
just Do what like make earthquakes if we do it

00:31:58.910 --> 00:32:00.630
by accident, but if we harness it correctly,

00:32:00.630 --> 00:32:04.589
it's the only good energy It can make earthquakes.

00:32:04.589 --> 00:32:08.630
I mean a lot of a lot of energy is false scarcity

00:32:08.630 --> 00:32:16.450
We could probably all just be have energy Well,

00:32:16.650 --> 00:32:19.690
I think that Thomas Edison created the false

00:32:19.690 --> 00:32:24.609
scarcity where Nikolai Tesla was trying to Make

00:32:24.609 --> 00:32:29.279
it like just make real inventions. And then Edison

00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:31.140
was like, no, we got to charge for electricity

00:32:31.140 --> 00:32:34.539
and say there's only a certain amount and make

00:32:34.539 --> 00:32:38.180
the money to get the power, the power. So maybe

00:32:38.180 --> 00:32:44.619
Elon, who he's going to unleash the energy. I

00:32:44.619 --> 00:32:47.200
just think like good guy, bad guy. We don't know.

00:32:47.319 --> 00:32:50.539
Probably maybe both. What if he's what if he

00:32:50.539 --> 00:32:53.400
thinks he's a good guy by putting us all in the

00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:57.640
neural link? Yeah, when he's talking about Neuralink

00:32:57.640 --> 00:33:00.799
earlier, it's like, no, it's kind of like, he's

00:33:00.799 --> 00:33:03.940
like, so yes, you can, and I've seen the videos

00:33:03.940 --> 00:33:06.519
of like the guy in the wheelchair, like playing

00:33:06.519 --> 00:33:09.140
chess, like with his mind. Really? Yeah, like

00:33:09.140 --> 00:33:12.059
he has a chip and I don't, it's like - Wait,

00:33:12.339 --> 00:33:14.900
was he like, the chess pieces would move on their

00:33:14.900 --> 00:33:17.660
own? It's like, he can do it, like on the computer,

00:33:17.740 --> 00:33:20.279
he can like move the mouse. Oh, okay. And he

00:33:20.279 --> 00:33:25.009
like, he might be able to like, use a computer

00:33:25.009 --> 00:33:28.549
faster than if he could like move his arms and

00:33:28.549 --> 00:33:30.930
use his hands. I think that's a very limited,

00:33:31.509 --> 00:33:33.369
they're showing us very limited amount of what

00:33:33.369 --> 00:33:35.910
it can actually do. It's like the equivalent

00:33:35.910 --> 00:33:39.210
of like Pong being like a video game. Yeah. Well,

00:33:39.289 --> 00:33:41.069
I think what they're showing us about Neuralink

00:33:41.069 --> 00:33:44.710
is a lot less than it actually does. Oh yeah.

00:33:46.630 --> 00:33:48.769
I think that's why they don't talk about it that

00:33:48.769 --> 00:33:53.490
much. It's so weird that it just... Okay, no,

00:33:53.490 --> 00:33:55.809
but what do you mean you can just move you can

00:33:55.809 --> 00:33:59.089
just tell you can just think and the computer

00:33:59.089 --> 00:34:03.789
will do what you want Like how I mean if they

00:34:03.789 --> 00:34:06.390
do a brain scan and you because there are certain

00:34:06.390 --> 00:34:08.250
things and they connect to those rains are like

00:34:08.250 --> 00:34:15.070
transponders I Don't know like so I think they've

00:34:15.070 --> 00:34:16.929
you know, they don't know where memories are

00:34:16.929 --> 00:34:19.880
in the brain Yeah, they don't know where memories.

00:34:20.059 --> 00:34:23.139
Yeah, we don't know where the memories. We don't

00:34:23.139 --> 00:34:26.639
just wanted a dumb voice. We actually don't Yeah,

00:34:26.719 --> 00:34:29.219
we don't we don't have like a hard drive or anything

00:34:29.219 --> 00:34:37.880
What I say when the scientists say when the brains

00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:39.440
scientists say we don't know what the memories

00:34:39.440 --> 00:34:42.260
are I say yeah Thanks for the memories. Thanks

00:34:42.260 --> 00:34:45.360
for the memories. Yeah One more time. Thanks

00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:52.519
for the memories My my chemical bromance, no

00:34:52.519 --> 00:34:56.219
one of those guys those gay punk bands Boy meets

00:34:56.219 --> 00:35:00.679
girl. I think it's for boy meets girl. Oh Fallout

00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:05.780
girl. Mm -hmm fallout shelter fallen girl Fall

00:35:05.780 --> 00:35:11.619
in fallen angels. Okay Nancy Pelosi fallen angel

00:35:11.619 --> 00:35:26.219
And she's got some maybe some honkers. Yeah Yeah

00:35:26.219 --> 00:35:30.579
Yeah, I've been hearing about this Okay, I don't

00:35:30.579 --> 00:35:32.579
have my phone folks because that's one of the

00:35:32.579 --> 00:35:35.440
cameras the crew you the crew uses our phones

00:35:35.440 --> 00:35:38.659
the cameras But to the guy the crews working

00:35:38.659 --> 00:35:41.420
super hard. We appreciate it. Yeah, so we kind

00:35:41.420 --> 00:35:44.559
of make all the money off you guys Debbie in

00:35:44.840 --> 00:35:47.219
Thank you throw your bone a verbal bone once

00:35:47.219 --> 00:35:49.679
in a while and just say yeah join the patreon

00:35:49.679 --> 00:35:52.320
folks at patreon .com slash bad comedy to help

00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:54.440
the operation so we can actually pay these people

00:35:54.440 --> 00:35:57.320
and make sure that this podcast bad comedy lasts

00:35:57.320 --> 00:36:01.420
forever because yeah It's gonna last forever,

00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:06.880
but Maybe I'll just stop and We gotta pay these

00:36:06.880 --> 00:36:10.159
guys we're working on you know we want to we

00:36:10.159 --> 00:36:15.090
we'd love to be able to do that so We'll see

00:36:15.090 --> 00:36:18.690
what we can get but also even before that we

00:36:18.690 --> 00:36:21.829
right if we had Neuralink Yeah, it's all about

00:36:21.829 --> 00:36:24.510
it's not it's not all about you know It's more

00:36:24.510 --> 00:36:27.429
about just supporting the podcast even if you

00:36:27.429 --> 00:36:29.849
don't listen to it mission to support the podcast

00:36:29.849 --> 00:36:32.869
by going to the Alex Jones store comm slash bad

00:36:32.869 --> 00:36:37.690
comedy you can buy anything if you ever watch

00:36:37.690 --> 00:36:41.809
Alex Jones Rogan is kind of how I think of it

00:36:41.809 --> 00:36:44.860
you can buy coins there vitamins Oh, you get

00:36:44.860 --> 00:36:49.980
the burdock root. The green roots. They have

00:36:49.980 --> 00:36:52.900
Irish sea moss with the burdock root and the

00:36:52.900 --> 00:37:00.539
burdock root. It sounds like a sick drink. You

00:37:00.539 --> 00:37:02.260
get that burdock. That's what they have. It's

00:37:02.260 --> 00:37:04.340
got all the good iodine for your skin and your

00:37:04.340 --> 00:37:08.000
glands. I got a little bit too much iodine. Yeah,

00:37:08.199 --> 00:37:10.559
that actually covered my skin and iodine. I don't

00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:13.659
sweat anymore. I think maybe it made me a rough

00:37:13.659 --> 00:37:17.239
dough. You got iodine poisoning. I eat too many

00:37:17.239 --> 00:37:21.320
shrimp. So many shrimp. I used to eat way too

00:37:21.320 --> 00:37:23.239
many shrimp and... You got iodine poisoning?

00:37:23.619 --> 00:37:26.820
Yeah. What? I was listening to a lot of 3 -6

00:37:26.820 --> 00:37:28.960
and I was just... You probably missed the part

00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:30.280
where they talked about the iodine poisoning.

00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:32.480
You probably heard the we eat so many shrimp

00:37:32.480 --> 00:37:35.340
part. We barely ever got to go to Red Lobster

00:37:35.340 --> 00:37:38.840
and I went a little crazy one night. Oh, really?

00:37:39.460 --> 00:37:45.599
Wait. I thought you'd have to go to Red Shrimp.

00:37:45.659 --> 00:37:47.820
That's why they have the shrimp. Maybe it was

00:37:47.820 --> 00:37:51.400
Red Shrimp. Yeah. Yeah, that would make sense

00:37:51.400 --> 00:37:54.920
because it was shrimp. Yeah. I like red crab.

00:37:55.159 --> 00:37:59.219
I was such a big boned husky, big fat boy that

00:37:59.219 --> 00:38:01.960
my parents kind of just let me eat how I needed

00:38:01.960 --> 00:38:05.059
or wanted to. Yeah. And so they never thought

00:38:05.059 --> 00:38:08.780
that maybe I would eat, out eat my limits. You

00:38:08.780 --> 00:38:13.369
eat a burdock root? Yeah, I ate a whole family

00:38:13.369 --> 00:38:17.110
of shrimp and what the heck no, I wasn't eating

00:38:17.110 --> 00:38:22.429
burdock No nutritional value eating krill. I

00:38:22.429 --> 00:38:26.389
actually did eat krill I Thought that it was

00:38:26.389 --> 00:38:28.849
was it cooked I could barely even I was like

00:38:28.849 --> 00:38:31.630
this is nothing. This is not filling Yeah, I

00:38:31.630 --> 00:38:34.449
need the user Bailey and teeth to soak it in

00:38:34.449 --> 00:38:39.079
I need to know that this thing died Yeah Or else

00:38:39.079 --> 00:38:43.639
it's not a meal. Soup? Yeah. What the hell is

00:38:43.639 --> 00:38:46.340
soup? Salad? Breadsticks? What the hell is soup?

00:38:47.159 --> 00:38:49.380
No wonder they give it to you unlimited. It's

00:38:49.380 --> 00:38:54.039
nothing. Yeah. Soup is a poverty thing to consume.

00:38:56.059 --> 00:38:57.980
And no soup for you. People used to just put

00:38:57.980 --> 00:39:00.639
a meat bone in water, and then it became soup.

00:39:01.000 --> 00:39:04.809
Here, take this. Take this bone, yeah, this bone

00:39:04.809 --> 00:39:07.670
water and eat it. No, thank you. Here's your

00:39:07.670 --> 00:39:11.610
slop. Yeah. You want any more? Yeah. And if it

00:39:11.610 --> 00:39:14.230
was like a good day, then they feed you stew,

00:39:15.150 --> 00:39:19.809
but... Oh, God. That would be, yeah, some like

00:39:19.809 --> 00:39:22.130
steak or something in there or beef. Yeah, beef

00:39:22.130 --> 00:39:27.809
stew. Cabbage. That was a good song. Beef stew.

00:39:27.969 --> 00:39:33.940
Beef stew or little. Green day ariana green day

00:39:33.940 --> 00:39:41.860
ariana green day ariana green day She's dying

00:39:41.860 --> 00:39:45.760
Poisoning she's getting fucked by Pete Davidson

00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:49.460
Harley Dave Harley Pete Davidson I hope so cuz

00:39:49.460 --> 00:39:53.860
he is he I think is oh Wait, no, someone removed

00:39:53.860 --> 00:39:56.219
all their dads. I think it might have been him.

00:39:56.219 --> 00:39:58.320
It was him. Maybe machine gun. I think there's

00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:01.469
some kind of satanic Stuff going on with this

00:40:01.469 --> 00:40:03.469
where they're removing their tattoos so that

00:40:03.469 --> 00:40:07.989
they can go to hell well 57 removed us so he

00:40:07.989 --> 00:40:10.409
could be on he did so much Yeah, like on his

00:40:10.409 --> 00:40:13.250
arms did he actually remove them or did he get

00:40:13.250 --> 00:40:15.329
some makeup on me? It's like he spent like a

00:40:15.329 --> 00:40:17.590
year like removing them so that he doesn't have

00:40:17.590 --> 00:40:21.130
to sit in Makeup for four hours. Why can't he

00:40:21.130 --> 00:40:25.869
wear a long -sleeve shirt? Crazy it's a your

00:40:25.869 --> 00:40:28.980
show Yeah. You need to wear a T -shirt in it.

00:40:29.119 --> 00:40:33.360
Yeah. Like, I don't know. It's commitment. But

00:40:33.360 --> 00:40:37.059
I also think, like, he wanted to be out. He wanted

00:40:37.059 --> 00:40:39.420
to. He's like, no black people produce television

00:40:39.420 --> 00:40:41.860
or just like, no one's doing this. Tyler Perry?

00:40:42.440 --> 00:40:49.159
No. 50 Cent is like the Tyler Perry of TV. But

00:40:49.159 --> 00:40:52.300
it's like, I just feel like it's like, he doesn't

00:40:52.300 --> 00:40:54.260
seem like a good actor in the clips I've seen.

00:40:54.280 --> 00:40:58.980
Tyler Perry is trans. So it's uh, he's actually

00:40:58.980 --> 00:41:04.340
just a woman. Yeah Yeah Transition to a man.

00:41:04.340 --> 00:41:09.440
Yeah, this transitions a lot Back and forth Michelle

00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:11.659
Obama's podcast is pretty good. I got 2 ,000

00:41:11.659 --> 00:41:15.480
views You know what? We're pretty competitive

00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:19.829
actually to with Michelle Obama's podcast Really?

00:41:19.829 --> 00:41:22.050
I guess the first like several days like a 2

00:41:22.050 --> 00:41:25.269
,000 views before you just go to war with her

00:41:25.269 --> 00:41:27.170
with that podcast Well, I guess three days later

00:41:27.170 --> 00:41:29.369
at a quarter million views. I wonder if she's

00:41:29.369 --> 00:41:37.829
astroturfing that at all Brad Kaufman again No,

00:41:37.829 --> 00:41:40.329
that kind of jumped from two thousand in three

00:41:40.329 --> 00:41:42.530
days and three days later it is a quarter million

00:41:42.530 --> 00:41:45.329
That doesn't sound like Brad Kaufman ingator

00:41:45.329 --> 00:41:47.550
at all Now, I don't think that they would do

00:41:47.550 --> 00:41:51.369
something like that. No, and like, probably definitely

00:41:51.369 --> 00:41:53.369
like when she put out her book, there was definitely

00:41:53.369 --> 00:41:55.489
no money from NGOs that bought a bunch of copies

00:41:55.489 --> 00:42:00.369
of her book. It's so weird. That's like they

00:42:00.369 --> 00:42:03.510
it is there's no limit to how many bots you could

00:42:03.510 --> 00:42:07.050
potentially like how like how many fake accounts

00:42:07.050 --> 00:42:10.510
you could have to make something look and then

00:42:10.510 --> 00:42:13.190
even just in comments, manipulate how people

00:42:13.190 --> 00:42:15.409
read and. That's part of how politicians get

00:42:15.409 --> 00:42:17.650
paid off is book deals and then they just buy

00:42:17.650 --> 00:42:20.469
a bunch of copies of it. And it's just for like

00:42:20.469 --> 00:42:23.210
a it's like a vanity metric. It's like a vanity

00:42:23.210 --> 00:42:27.010
project. Yeah. Thank God. Yeah, that's a vanity

00:42:27.010 --> 00:42:30.469
project. That's a terrible album cover name if

00:42:30.469 --> 00:42:32.989
that was ever a comedy. No, that was sick. You

00:42:32.989 --> 00:42:35.050
got to keep it real because you know, sometimes

00:42:35.050 --> 00:42:37.429
these gangster guys like they'll be like real

00:42:37.429 --> 00:42:40.530
respects real. Well, I can't. I can't. I came

00:42:40.530 --> 00:42:42.769
up with a credit where credit's due. I respect

00:42:42.769 --> 00:42:44.949
the game. I came up with the album, the album

00:42:44.949 --> 00:42:50.130
name, the name, the name Vandy Project. I told

00:42:50.130 --> 00:42:53.070
me she calls album that Bob Keenan sold. Yeah,

00:42:53.590 --> 00:42:56.269
there's all me and I and I made the flyer. Well,

00:42:56.349 --> 00:42:59.760
respect your own game then. Yeah. You're like,

00:42:59.920 --> 00:43:02.780
that's whack now. No, it's a good name. Just

00:43:02.780 --> 00:43:04.800
kind of like, that's my vibe. That's my beak.

00:43:05.079 --> 00:43:06.619
No, and it's almost just something like that

00:43:06.619 --> 00:43:09.480
having more meaning. Like, that's my beak. Peel.

00:43:10.400 --> 00:43:13.639
Peel recognizes a lot of meaning. Peel recognizes

00:43:13.639 --> 00:43:20.199
key. Yeah. Some people think they're like one

00:43:20.199 --> 00:43:23.300
person. They're like, you know, his name's like

00:43:23.300 --> 00:43:25.079
Key and Peel. No one knows which one's Peel.

00:43:25.119 --> 00:43:28.909
Yeah. It's like to be Peel. they're both like

00:43:28.909 --> 00:43:32.110
I'm peel talented but the movie one though guy

00:43:32.110 --> 00:43:36.110
that makes the horror movies I don't know it's

00:43:36.110 --> 00:43:38.869
like he's like the Stephen Haas yeah it's like

00:43:38.869 --> 00:43:43.630
these cinema fanatics yeah how many I'm anti

00:43:43.630 --> 00:43:45.789
cinematic how many black people do you think

00:43:45.789 --> 00:43:49.630
think that key and peel is key and pill but like

00:43:49.630 --> 00:43:51.869
they say peel because they're from like tenet

00:43:51.869 --> 00:43:54.530
key Yeah, it's like Bernstein Bears. I'll be

00:43:54.530 --> 00:43:57.150
popping P .U .s. I thought it was Key and Pill.

00:43:57.389 --> 00:44:02.329
Yeah, that was Key and Pill. And Jury. Yeah.

00:44:03.269 --> 00:44:06.289
Oh, man, I'm trying to get the swastika thing

00:44:06.289 --> 00:44:10.530
to deal with Kanye. He's not even ever going

00:44:10.530 --> 00:44:14.050
to see it, but he's making the swastika chain.

00:44:14.510 --> 00:44:17.590
And I saw someone else actually put the same

00:44:17.590 --> 00:44:20.670
thing, and people were like hyping it up. in

00:44:20.670 --> 00:44:22.929
a comment. The same thing is yours? Yeah. And

00:44:22.929 --> 00:44:25.989
I said, so, you know, I copyrighted this shit,

00:44:26.150 --> 00:44:28.610
boy, because that's that business sense, boy.

00:44:28.610 --> 00:44:31.889
Did you? Yeah. I told you to. Yeah, it was like

00:44:31.889 --> 00:44:35.090
retarded. It was like, but looking back, it will

00:44:35.090 --> 00:44:38.730
still be retarded. No. Did you show him it was

00:44:38.730 --> 00:44:42.190
copyrighted? I told him and he didn't. He didn't

00:44:42.190 --> 00:44:45.360
respond. You know, sometimes. People don't respond.

00:44:45.679 --> 00:44:47.739
Yeah, it's like well. I think of it's just like

00:44:47.739 --> 00:44:50.400
you know like beef like it's like I tweeted I

00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:53.579
didn't respond to Kendrick. I tweeted I literally

00:44:53.579 --> 00:44:59.719
voted for Elon Musk of the chain, so It doesn't

00:44:59.719 --> 00:45:02.340
likes I was talking to this co -worker who it's

00:45:02.340 --> 00:45:04.360
like she knew me before I even worked at Tesla

00:45:04.360 --> 00:45:08.440
and was just Autistic Tesla fanboy mm -hmm, and

00:45:08.440 --> 00:45:11.539
I was just like saying how it's like just funny

00:45:12.090 --> 00:45:15.289
that someone like that, it's like, now people

00:45:15.289 --> 00:45:19.010
are President Musk. And I'm like, that's why

00:45:19.010 --> 00:45:22.170
she knew how big of a fan I was. That's always

00:45:22.170 --> 00:45:24.429
the funniest thing when people say that it's

00:45:24.429 --> 00:45:26.829
because it's like it divides, you know, it's

00:45:26.829 --> 00:45:31.489
going to piss off Trump. Yeah, like a sit down

00:45:31.489 --> 00:45:33.949
thing together, getting interviewed together

00:45:33.949 --> 00:45:36.949
and which is like kind of funny, too. But then

00:45:36.949 --> 00:45:41.780
it's they were talking about how He's like, they're

00:45:41.780 --> 00:45:45.219
trying to take us apart. And Trump's like, he

00:45:45.219 --> 00:45:47.519
told me that. And I'm like, oh, you're right.

00:45:47.539 --> 00:45:49.300
He's like, the fake news used to be good at it.

00:45:49.380 --> 00:45:53.260
It's not even good anymore. Yeah. I saw him kind

00:45:53.260 --> 00:45:56.760
of just smile when the guy was like, they threw

00:45:56.760 --> 00:45:58.860
everything that they had at you, all these places.

00:45:59.519 --> 00:46:02.460
And he's like, yeah, I kind of escaped them.

00:46:02.460 --> 00:46:06.119
Yeah. I don't know. It was like someone saying

00:46:06.119 --> 00:46:09.159
all the hate that he deals with Trump. And it's

00:46:09.159 --> 00:46:12.320
like. They were like amazed at like how he just

00:46:12.320 --> 00:46:15.559
brushed it off and he was just like Like do I

00:46:15.559 --> 00:46:19.219
like have an option even like yeah, I'm like

00:46:19.219 --> 00:46:21.739
damn well for me I feel like I would probably

00:46:21.739 --> 00:46:24.920
well the baskin like the first the first time

00:46:24.920 --> 00:46:29.199
he did He engaged with it more Like I feel like

00:46:29.199 --> 00:46:31.820
I would like use it to kind of unmotivate myself

00:46:31.820 --> 00:46:33.760
and just kind of think me You know all these

00:46:33.760 --> 00:46:35.480
people hating on me. I think it's probably true

00:46:35.480 --> 00:46:37.480
what they're saying I thought it was pretty funny

00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:42.809
when he was saying like I don't want it anyone

00:46:42.809 --> 00:46:47.389
in my you know on my team that Is friends with

00:46:47.389 --> 00:46:54.050
John Bolton or bird brain Nikki Haley? See it's

00:46:54.050 --> 00:46:57.349
like it's we're getting back to being real yeah,

00:46:57.349 --> 00:47:00.699
and you got to remember people are real Sometimes

00:47:00.699 --> 00:47:02.659
yeah, sometimes people have bird brains like

00:47:02.659 --> 00:47:04.860
Nikki Haley Yeah, and just like a common person

00:47:04.860 --> 00:47:06.860
thinks bird brain is like funny and it's gonna

00:47:06.860 --> 00:47:09.599
be an effective It is way to communicate. Yeah,

00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:12.219
bird brains good brain already call someone nasty.

00:47:13.280 --> 00:47:15.960
Yeah Yeah, I was just I was gonna come back and

00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:21.179
say My car is so nasty It's in the zeitgeist.

00:47:21.679 --> 00:47:27.059
Mm -hmm Trump impressions. Yeah Yeah, where's

00:47:27.059 --> 00:47:29.940
his chart you should have his chart He probably

00:47:29.940 --> 00:47:33.239
has a frame somewhere near the Oval Office. Man,

00:47:33.360 --> 00:47:35.579
it's like we really need to do some decorating

00:47:35.579 --> 00:47:39.920
in here, Mac. I get it. You have the bachelor

00:47:39.920 --> 00:47:43.780
pad. This looks good. I know, but it's also just,

00:47:44.000 --> 00:47:46.300
what if we maybe just put my swastika up there,

00:47:47.280 --> 00:47:54.539
put the chart, could put Wall of Ops. Yeah, it's

00:47:54.539 --> 00:47:56.340
kind of hard to put the Wall of Ops up here.

00:47:57.070 --> 00:47:59.510
Let me get that let me get that Ken fluoride

00:47:59.510 --> 00:48:02.710
picture It might be up there. We got it I think

00:48:02.710 --> 00:48:04.969
that we should take him off the wall because

00:48:04.969 --> 00:48:08.050
he died. Oh, he's on the wall well, I think that

00:48:08.050 --> 00:48:13.909
we should just like post honestly Like kind of

00:48:13.909 --> 00:48:17.050
award him by taking him off the wall of ops yeah,

00:48:17.070 --> 00:48:20.750
but then we'll have to rebuild the wall ops yeah,

00:48:20.849 --> 00:48:23.610
no, I mean you can definitely find people to

00:48:23.610 --> 00:48:27.639
put up there, but The other day I was like trying

00:48:27.639 --> 00:48:28.980
to rap and I was actually... He's the wall of

00:48:28.980 --> 00:48:34.920
ons. What? Ops is ons? Ons. Ons can. Instead

00:48:34.920 --> 00:48:38.900
of ops, instead of offs. Wall of offs. No, I

00:48:38.900 --> 00:48:41.039
get it. I'm like, I know that you're doing like

00:48:41.039 --> 00:48:45.699
the level five B making farther from... Right.

00:48:46.079 --> 00:48:48.820
So what you got to understand is first you got

00:48:48.820 --> 00:48:50.840
to, in your mind, to understand my joke, you

00:48:50.840 --> 00:48:53.659
have to turn ops to offs and then you got to

00:48:53.659 --> 00:48:56.079
do the opposite of it. Kind of funny like the

00:48:56.079 --> 00:48:59.659
way that you spell ops Mm -hmm. I was like looking

00:48:59.659 --> 00:49:01.760
it up to like I got to make sure I'm I think

00:49:01.760 --> 00:49:05.139
I did it wrong. Yeah. Yeah, it's OPPs Yeah, but

00:49:05.139 --> 00:49:07.260
it's like funny. It's you I think people should

00:49:07.260 --> 00:49:09.639
people write it as both Yeah, and it's like who

00:49:09.639 --> 00:49:13.800
cares but yeah It's almost like grammar is like

00:49:13.800 --> 00:49:17.260
not like Jim great if you're badass, you don't

00:49:17.260 --> 00:49:19.780
have to care about how you spelled some grammar

00:49:19.780 --> 00:49:24.000
grammar Did that said it left victory? already

00:49:24.000 --> 00:49:26.019
said all the N word a bunch of times. Oh yeah.

00:49:26.179 --> 00:49:33.300
Grammar. Jim Grammar. Jim Grimace. Grimace. Grimace

00:49:33.300 --> 00:49:36.039
when he went up there. It's like those. Yeah.

00:49:37.179 --> 00:49:43.260
He was spewing K words and. Grimace. Yeah, I'm

00:49:43.260 --> 00:49:47.139
just, I'm thinking the wall of ops is just like

00:49:47.139 --> 00:49:50.920
that'd be like a department in a. Like a business.

00:49:50.920 --> 00:49:53.400
It's like these are our operations team. Yeah,

00:49:53.400 --> 00:50:01.199
we've got Michael Cooper on Payroll is you know

00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:04.340
making very much at all and just what we did

00:50:04.340 --> 00:50:07.019
instead of having a wall of Opposition now. We

00:50:07.019 --> 00:50:10.480
just have a crew of Operations here. Yeah working

00:50:10.480 --> 00:50:13.300
working super hard. We appreciate you guys never

00:50:13.300 --> 00:50:19.070
hardly working It's like a sweatshop, basically,

00:50:19.090 --> 00:50:22.130
how hard these guys work. I joke about it. Yeah,

00:50:22.130 --> 00:50:23.789
we call them the Hardy Boys, because they work

00:50:23.789 --> 00:50:26.090
so hard. But I mean, there's also girls there,

00:50:26.090 --> 00:50:28.929
but they don't care. We call them boys, because

00:50:28.929 --> 00:50:34.570
they're not social justice warriors. No, it's

00:50:34.570 --> 00:50:38.010
like Elon, President Musk's team of Hardy Boys,

00:50:38.469 --> 00:50:42.269
looking through everyone's social security numbers.

00:50:42.969 --> 00:50:47.280
Yeah, big balls and huge ass. All those guys.

00:50:47.599 --> 00:50:49.260
Would this be a good roast joke? I was thinking

00:50:49.260 --> 00:50:55.119
like, what if I was like, uh, Mac, uh, looks

00:50:55.119 --> 00:51:00.639
like a butt or something like ass looking. Yeah.

00:51:00.639 --> 00:51:08.199
You look like a bug with a bird brain. Nice.

00:51:08.619 --> 00:51:10.440
You click a bird with a bug brain is just going

00:51:10.440 --> 00:51:17.530
to be my second joke. Oh, it's like, uh, like,

00:51:17.710 --> 00:51:22.829
you look like a burr. Remember in... He's like,

00:51:22.849 --> 00:51:25.630
this guy had... I saw him. You show pictures

00:51:25.630 --> 00:51:30.989
of, like, his nest, Ryan's nest. Mm -hmm. You

00:51:30.989 --> 00:51:33.409
remember in Lion King when they were eating those

00:51:33.409 --> 00:51:36.429
bugs? Uh -huh. Like, they were, like, Pumbaa

00:51:36.429 --> 00:51:37.690
and Tumama, and they were eating all those bugs,

00:51:37.949 --> 00:51:40.789
and the bugs looked good. Yeah. Like, you know

00:51:40.789 --> 00:51:43.719
that Klaus Schwab made that? He made that movie

00:51:43.719 --> 00:51:46.260
so people said people don't want to eat the bugs.

00:51:46.699 --> 00:51:50.119
It's psi -op No wonder we love it. Mm -hmm. That's

00:51:50.119 --> 00:51:52.760
how I became a sleeper cell Yeah, you sleeper

00:51:52.760 --> 00:51:59.239
cell anemia, but I just eat bugs. Yeah The thing

00:51:59.239 --> 00:52:02.320
is I run so fast that kind of bugs just fly in

00:52:02.320 --> 00:52:05.139
my mouth. It's kind of like a car windshield

00:52:05.139 --> 00:52:08.300
It's like krill kind of with a whale, but it's

00:52:08.300 --> 00:52:10.760
just bugs in the air So I get on my protein for

00:52:10.760 --> 00:52:13.590
when I go and runs Sometimes sunglasses yeah,

00:52:14.030 --> 00:52:17.510
yeah I do I put on little windshield wipers my

00:52:17.510 --> 00:52:21.289
sunglasses when I have to go running I Saw some

00:52:21.289 --> 00:52:23.570
sunglasses you could like rotate the lens and

00:52:23.570 --> 00:52:26.730
it will get darker or lighter Wait the ones that

00:52:26.730 --> 00:52:29.590
automatically do that. No, I hate those those

00:52:29.590 --> 00:52:32.389
are the lamest shit transition lenses That's

00:52:32.389 --> 00:52:34.630
the lamest thing you could ever wear anyone that

00:52:34.630 --> 00:52:37.889
wore those would get roast get flame. Oh my gosh

00:52:37.889 --> 00:52:42.530
get heated Like they walk in and they walk inside

00:52:42.530 --> 00:52:46.590
cooked. Yeah, they look stupid And then they

00:52:46.590 --> 00:52:49.170
clears up and it's like you don't control you.

00:52:49.269 --> 00:52:53.550
Yeah, you are cooked. Oh my gosh Yeah for walking

00:52:53.550 --> 00:52:56.329
just begging to get their ass kicked Yeah, they

00:52:56.329 --> 00:52:57.769
can't go back to their parents to be like actually

00:52:57.769 --> 00:52:59.650
create the normal ones. It's like no these are

00:52:59.849 --> 00:53:02.289
prescription sunglasses, their glasses are expensive.

00:53:02.289 --> 00:53:04.670
He has to keep those. Just going through a phase

00:53:04.670 --> 00:53:06.809
or something. I don't know. It's hormones. I

00:53:06.809 --> 00:53:10.090
think that's the first thing. First you like

00:53:10.090 --> 00:53:12.050
transition lenses and then you transition to

00:53:12.050 --> 00:53:16.630
become a woman or a man. It's a gateway. Well,

00:53:16.789 --> 00:53:19.929
it gives you, I think that what they do is it

00:53:19.929 --> 00:53:23.269
kind of gives you transition lenses. So it makes

00:53:23.269 --> 00:53:26.210
you have, gives you the lens of someone who wants

00:53:26.210 --> 00:53:29.980
to transition. Yeah. It's like it'll change when

00:53:29.980 --> 00:53:33.280
you're looking at girls or yeah like you like

00:53:33.280 --> 00:53:35.099
you look down and you don't see a wiener you

00:53:35.099 --> 00:53:39.800
see it goes dark you see a fancy you see a veg

00:53:39.800 --> 00:53:43.260
i don't want to say the p word oh you try staring

00:53:43.260 --> 00:53:47.380
at the sun yeah i always i always look at the

00:53:47.380 --> 00:53:52.139
sun yeah and it doesn't even hurt my eyes sorry

00:53:52.139 --> 00:53:56.539
i like stargazing Yeah, people are so dumb that

00:53:56.539 --> 00:53:58.119
look at the sun. I'm like, well, actually, I

00:53:58.119 --> 00:54:00.739
just have really good eyes, and I can see the

00:54:00.739 --> 00:54:04.840
flares on the sun. It's called immunity antibodies.

00:54:05.300 --> 00:54:07.239
Yeah, it's called having really good eyes. Yeah,

00:54:07.239 --> 00:54:09.619
it's like, I don't know, sometimes... They're

00:54:09.619 --> 00:54:10.900
like, well, that'll hurt your eyes. I'm like,

00:54:11.019 --> 00:54:14.679
well, it hasn't. I saw the vision of a hawk.

00:54:15.099 --> 00:54:18.159
Of a peregrine falcon. A lot of people call me

00:54:18.159 --> 00:54:21.539
that. What do you think Galileo was doing? Yeah.

00:54:21.920 --> 00:54:27.050
You think he was... looking at Pluto yeah Pluto

00:54:27.050 --> 00:54:31.329
got cooked Galileo Pluto got like Pluto treated

00:54:31.329 --> 00:54:34.849
like a Some guy you you're a girl. You don't

00:54:34.849 --> 00:54:37.530
care about them Everyone loved the planets did

00:54:37.530 --> 00:54:40.250
it you know and then Pluto with the Pluto others

00:54:40.250 --> 00:54:42.750
Cooked you're not a planet, but then it's like

00:54:42.750 --> 00:54:45.429
no wait. I want you back Yeah, and then you're

00:54:45.429 --> 00:54:48.369
planning again. I love you. Yeah, that's no actually

00:54:48.369 --> 00:54:51.079
oh, yeah, none of these academics got Pissed

00:54:51.079 --> 00:54:54.559
about when Pluto got doge. Well, they hate doge

00:54:54.559 --> 00:55:00.559
No hates doge who do doji the rapper do Doja

00:55:00.559 --> 00:55:06.380
cat doji. Yeah, dochi cat Can't be straight man.

00:55:06.380 --> 00:55:11.739
Mm -hmm Neither can you babe? Yeah, I'll be a

00:55:11.739 --> 00:55:14.730
little big if you meet, you know How come she

00:55:14.730 --> 00:55:18.210
makes fun of her her man's in the song you see

00:55:18.210 --> 00:55:19.989
that there was a book That was talking about

00:55:19.989 --> 00:55:21.690
a guy named Elon that was gonna take us to Mars.

00:55:22.429 --> 00:55:27.690
Yeah It's for sure time It's like how many books

00:55:27.690 --> 00:55:29.969
are out there how many books out there talking

00:55:29.969 --> 00:55:35.670
about Mars There's also one about Trump and then

00:55:35.670 --> 00:55:40.929
Baron Trump Berenstein knows Berenstein as Baron

00:55:40.929 --> 00:55:44.650
Trump or Berenstein Is it like the Baron Trump

00:55:44.650 --> 00:55:48.550
Bears? Like the... Is it the Baron Trump Bears

00:55:48.550 --> 00:55:53.369
or the Baron Trump Bears? The Barons. I didn't

00:55:53.369 --> 00:55:56.090
know it was the Barons. The Barons. Like the

00:55:56.090 --> 00:55:59.650
Barons. I thought it was the Bears. That was

00:55:59.650 --> 00:56:04.469
the Barons. The Barons. The Barons, yeah. My

00:56:04.469 --> 00:56:06.750
whole life I'd be quoting like the Bears and

00:56:06.750 --> 00:56:08.869
people would look at me like... Oh, that's the

00:56:08.869 --> 00:56:13.539
Nelson Mandela effect. Yeah. Got cooked. I guess

00:56:13.539 --> 00:56:18.519
Thanks, Lauren. Yeah That barons. I was a little

00:56:18.519 --> 00:56:21.079
bit sketch We live from New York. I look like

00:56:21.079 --> 00:56:23.780
a dumbass right now the and the barons are short

00:56:23.780 --> 00:56:27.940
for the Berenstein Bears It's just it's all he

00:56:27.940 --> 00:56:30.480
trace it back. It's all money. Yeah, it's all

00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:33.940
Hollywood We appreciate it guys appreciate your

00:56:33.940 --> 00:56:37.519
hard work. Yeah Gavin Newsome burned down the

00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:40.380
all the tinsel town, which is not cool Let's

00:56:40.380 --> 00:56:42.960
research the Library of Congress for any books

00:56:42.960 --> 00:56:45.739
about a guy named Gavin Newsom. Yeah. Destroying

00:56:45.739 --> 00:56:47.860
the Earth. Right. Well, you just got Patrick

00:56:47.860 --> 00:56:51.659
Bateman. Yeah. It's the same guy. That's so funny

00:56:51.659 --> 00:56:53.780
when he got made fun of for like moving all weird.

00:56:53.840 --> 00:56:55.760
Like, we might do this. We might buy Hawaii.

00:56:56.179 --> 00:57:00.320
Yeah. He's just like... I gotta watch that video

00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:03.239
again. Yeah. That's a guy from Patrick B. David's

00:57:03.239 --> 00:57:06.920
podcast. Didn't he? It's just like... He's like,

00:57:07.139 --> 00:57:12.159
if we're gonna... Yeah All the hand gestures

00:57:12.159 --> 00:57:15.719
and he does that on his I watched the episode

00:57:15.719 --> 00:57:18.780
of him and Charlie Kirk out of his podcast His

00:57:18.780 --> 00:57:21.579
podcast pretend that he's moderate now He's like

00:57:21.579 --> 00:57:24.159
no, this is just authentic media. I've always

00:57:24.159 --> 00:57:27.059
been like this, you know, it's like He talks

00:57:27.059 --> 00:57:32.019
to Steve Bannon. It's like I Want to see clips

00:57:32.019 --> 00:57:34.079
from the Bannon one Bannon must have cooked him

00:57:34.079 --> 00:57:37.460
on some stuff, but he's really Good at being

00:57:37.460 --> 00:57:40.440
a snake It's just crazy because it's like being

00:57:40.440 --> 00:57:43.079
good at being a snake. It's like, you know, like

00:57:43.079 --> 00:57:46.619
most people know Yeah, you're a snake. He's like

00:57:46.619 --> 00:57:50.760
a demon. Yeah It's like but it's not a tricking

00:57:50.760 --> 00:57:56.019
anyone. Yeah, like You just like dumb person

00:57:56.019 --> 00:57:58.820
drunk person. Well, the movie American Psycho

00:57:58.820 --> 00:58:01.760
is based on Gavin Newsom played by Christian

00:58:01.760 --> 00:58:05.800
Bale now, yeah, and so That's another Mandela

00:58:05.800 --> 00:58:09.800
effect. Yeah. So it's it's not. It was actually

00:58:09.800 --> 00:58:13.400
played by Gavin Newsom and it's about Gavin Newsom.

00:58:14.420 --> 00:58:17.460
I was putting some lotion on my skin today and

00:58:17.460 --> 00:58:20.219
I was thinking Buffalo. Is it Buffalo Bills or

00:58:20.219 --> 00:58:24.380
Buffalo Bobs? I think it's. The lotion on the

00:58:24.380 --> 00:58:27.900
skin guy. He's Bob's. And I just think I'm becoming

00:58:27.900 --> 00:58:34.280
more like this guy and I don't like it. I had

00:58:34.280 --> 00:58:36.679
a whole thing where I was in, I got stuck in

00:58:36.679 --> 00:58:40.699
a well. It was a while back. It was a little

00:58:40.699 --> 00:58:44.460
while back. I got stuck in a well and then there

00:58:44.460 --> 00:58:48.199
was this weird guy lowering down a bucket to

00:58:48.199 --> 00:58:50.400
me of lotion. He said he puts the lotion on his

00:58:50.400 --> 00:58:52.559
skin or else he gets the hose again. And I was

00:58:52.559 --> 00:58:55.239
like, I love hose. I didn't even put on any lotion.

00:58:55.780 --> 00:58:58.000
I was ashier than the first time I was in 9 -11.

00:58:58.579 --> 00:59:01.980
It's a trap. Yeah. 11 turns out it wasn't a hose

00:59:01.980 --> 00:59:06.360
these hose beats hose me down with a water hose

00:59:06.360 --> 00:59:08.880
Okay, I see what he meant now. Oh, I like water

00:59:08.880 --> 00:59:12.079
hose. Well, you're talking about mermaids. Yeah,

00:59:12.179 --> 00:59:15.820
it's water hose with them sirens Yeah, and on

00:59:15.820 --> 00:59:22.380
that note folks. I Think we're there Patreon

00:59:22.380 --> 00:59:24.800
.com slash bad comedy is where the real shit

00:59:24.800 --> 00:59:27.780
goes down, folks. We have we had a representative

00:59:27.780 --> 00:59:30.460
from Adidas on the podcast for the guest episode.

00:59:30.860 --> 00:59:34.079
So you're going to like that one to hear more.

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01:00:09.860 --> 01:00:13.480
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01:00:25.309 --> 01:00:29.670
Gore does he have rhythm? No, no none and he

01:00:29.670 --> 01:00:32.449
invented the internet So it's like where did

01:00:32.449 --> 01:00:36.190
the internet just come from too? Okay Al Gore

01:00:36.190 --> 01:00:38.989
has the internet. Yeah The guy who was like,

01:00:39.010 --> 01:00:40.730
yeah, we're all gonna die in five years from

01:00:40.730 --> 01:00:43.610
carbon like Bill Clinton's favorite. Yeah, pretty

01:00:43.610 --> 01:00:46.780
sure it's been five years Wow. The allegorical

01:00:46.780 --> 01:00:49.300
sense that you were saying that. That is fucked.

01:00:49.659 --> 01:00:53.440
Yeah. Stuff that's like, you believed it, and

01:00:53.440 --> 01:00:56.579
then now with everything else unraveling, you're

01:00:56.579 --> 01:00:59.219
like, no, there's a huge, that is. Right. That

01:00:59.219 --> 01:01:02.219
human -made climate change just isn't real. Yeah.

01:01:03.380 --> 01:01:05.619
I feel like Dave Chappelle right now. This is

01:01:05.619 --> 01:01:10.599
my extent of, like, just my mic. It's like I'm,

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it's like I'm, it's like a sex. object. It's

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like a sometimes joke. They go. Yeah, I actually

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said this huge Ken Flores fan this that video

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where like what? Yeah, we're talking about being

01:01:28.230 --> 01:01:33.489
in Boystown selling blow and then sucking a dick

01:01:33.489 --> 01:01:38.170
fool or some power can fluoride dog. I was soaking

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that day. I love that video. Rest in power Ken

01:01:44.260 --> 01:01:47.519
fluoride. This is our rest in power video. Oh,

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Dale died, by the way, guys. Oh, yeah. No, not.

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Not. You believed it. Yeah, you fell for it.

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If you saw my story where I said rest in peace,

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if you waited a couple more seconds, you would

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have seen them right next to me. Yeah. So if

01:02:00.340 --> 01:02:02.840
you know, it's sometimes it's you send something

01:02:02.840 --> 01:02:05.000
and people watch it or they don't or they just

01:02:05.000 --> 01:02:07.440
think they don't. Watch the end of the video.

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They're really mad in the back of their head

01:02:09.139 --> 01:02:11.539
because I gave them a heart attack. Maybe don't

01:02:11.539 --> 01:02:13.739
jump to conclusions. It's called a setup. Maybe

01:02:13.739 --> 01:02:16.139
your brother will text you and say, like, did

01:02:16.139 --> 01:02:19.079
they really pass? Yeah, maybe you reach out to

01:02:19.079 --> 01:02:22.639
a cousin. Did you know it was a Baron Trump bears?

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The Barons. I'm like, how long? The Baron. How

01:02:27.920 --> 01:02:31.019
many times have I said that and looked just dumb?

01:02:31.460 --> 01:02:36.099
So dumb. Follow me at Bad Boy Comedy. And at

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bad comedy podcast on all the platforms if you're

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listening audio Like and subscribe also then

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go to YouTube and like and subscribe you can

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even get some if you know some bots so Or some

01:02:49.119 --> 01:02:51.440
a eyes put them all together or something have

01:02:51.440 --> 01:02:55.059
them mass ghost watch our videos for us. So we

01:02:55.059 --> 01:02:59.219
get more reach and Reach it's like I feel like

01:02:59.219 --> 01:03:02.239
we're kind of boxing. We're dodging and weaving

01:03:02.239 --> 01:03:06.360
but we're also Muhammad Ali were like a butterfly

01:03:06.360 --> 01:03:08.760
sting like a bee. We have bees. We like bees

01:03:08.760 --> 01:03:13.559
But we're not be heads. Well, I'm a bee head.

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I Love bees. I have bees in my head. So yeah,

01:03:17.360 --> 01:03:20.599
call me a bee head. Thank you My brains a beehive

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son of transmitter. We have a lot of bees. We

01:03:23.219 --> 01:03:27.780
have the best bees. That's bees Said bees bees

01:03:27.780 --> 01:03:31.139
bees in my head bees in my head. I like the Oregon

01:03:31.139 --> 01:03:36.289
State bees. Where do they find you? I'll be at

01:03:36.289 --> 01:03:39.710
Oregon State trying to get some beaver. I love

01:03:39.710 --> 01:03:43.469
saying beaver. Yeah, no one says that. Yeah,

01:03:43.469 --> 01:03:45.750
it's mold. I'm the only person that says beaver.

01:03:46.010 --> 01:03:49.849
Trump says it in the locker room. Not even Trump.

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No, when he's in locker room talk, he does. You

01:03:53.449 --> 01:03:56.869
think so? We talk with the boys. Yeah. And there's

01:03:56.869 --> 01:04:00.289
not a hot mic that they leaked. I don't know.

01:04:00.510 --> 01:04:03.960
I want to hear the. whole clip and see kind of

01:04:03.960 --> 01:04:07.260
what kind of context was that taken out of. Yeah.

01:04:07.480 --> 01:04:09.940
Right. All he said was great. You grab him by

01:04:09.940 --> 01:04:12.800
the beaver. It's like, how come we got that?

01:04:13.820 --> 01:04:16.420
But not the Epstein file. Yeah. Not the shape

01:04:16.420 --> 01:04:20.239
shifting stuff. No, it's like none of the like

01:04:20.239 --> 01:04:24.019
the crimes Biden did. It's interesting. It's

01:04:24.019 --> 01:04:25.780
I don't know. It's just like everything was signed

01:04:25.780 --> 01:04:29.940
by auto pen. It's kind of weird. There's a mad

01:04:29.940 --> 01:04:33.320
libs. We have mad Republicans mad about now.

01:04:33.320 --> 01:04:36.440
It's mostly libs that are mad. Yeah honest, but

01:04:36.440 --> 01:04:41.699
you got to admit that these red pill guys They're

01:04:41.699 --> 01:04:44.679
just so mad about there's no Epstein files released.

01:04:44.880 --> 01:04:52.860
Oh, yeah. Shut up. Just wait Also, it's not like

01:04:52.860 --> 01:04:56.739
cash Patel wants to hide that no if you're a

01:04:56.570 --> 01:04:58.889
If you're the attorney general and you want to

01:04:58.889 --> 01:05:01.130
build a case you need that especially if they're

01:05:01.130 --> 01:05:03.349
against politicians or high -up people They have

01:05:03.349 --> 01:05:05.090
really good lawyers. So you have to have an airtight

01:05:05.090 --> 01:05:09.690
case So before you release any of that you want

01:05:09.690 --> 01:05:11.570
to make sure you have cases on everyone that's

01:05:11.570 --> 01:05:13.909
involved I'm worried about how they're gonna

01:05:13.909 --> 01:05:15.929
release it if they have it. It seems like Trump

01:05:15.929 --> 01:05:19.449
said said recently they do Actually have it and

01:05:19.449 --> 01:05:22.269
it's gonna Because I don't trust Pam bondi's

01:05:22.269 --> 01:05:25.780
timeline Do you? It's almost like Pam bondage

01:05:25.780 --> 01:05:30.119
when she's wearing all leather. Oh, yeah. From

01:05:30.119 --> 01:05:32.760
the office. Yeah, it seems like if you yeah,

01:05:32.780 --> 01:05:35.400
if you fuck up, like it's easy to fuck up a legal

01:05:35.400 --> 01:05:37.860
thing to where it's like a mistrial or just like

01:05:37.860 --> 01:05:40.880
100 percent. You get evidence thrown out on accident

01:05:40.880 --> 01:05:44.360
that just ruins the case. And you're like, yeah,

01:05:44.420 --> 01:05:48.300
you got me right here. But then if you if they

01:05:48.300 --> 01:05:51.099
don't fuck it up, then you're in the other situation

01:05:51.099 --> 01:05:55.260
like you got me. If you're a librarian of Congress,

01:05:55.340 --> 01:05:58.219
are you in Congress? If you're a librarian at

01:05:58.219 --> 01:06:01.340
the Library of Congress? Sometimes me and Mac,

01:06:01.579 --> 01:06:03.679
we skip recess. I'm a librarian at Congress?

01:06:03.760 --> 01:06:07.000
Yeah. We do a lot of language arts. We are really

01:06:07.000 --> 01:06:09.900
artistic with our language. Mad boys, fuck math.

01:06:10.360 --> 01:06:15.739
Yeah, fuck math. We do recess. Maybe science

01:06:15.739 --> 01:06:18.440
classes. We're running science class. Yeah, electricity.

01:06:18.440 --> 01:06:21.739
We're doing drugs. Oh, yeah. You know the little,

01:06:21.840 --> 01:06:24.320
it's a boarded area by the school. Yeah, yeah.

01:06:24.420 --> 01:06:27.719
You go out there. There's a bunch of burners.

01:06:28.420 --> 01:06:30.599
Lucy Kay has a story about stealing a bunch of

01:06:30.599 --> 01:06:32.400
like... Is it the Bunsen burner bears or the

01:06:32.400 --> 01:06:33.920
Bernsen burner bears? I think it was like the

01:06:33.920 --> 01:06:39.780
Baron Trump burners. Alright. Folks, I'll be

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live, yes, join the Patreon. Alright. Just like

01:06:47.420 --> 01:06:50.199
cool that stay positive episodes. Oh, sorry.

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Sorry the patreon. Oh Yeah, we're so the patreon

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there load that thing first Hey everybody. Oh

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Jesus dude, that's awesome