1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,120 Hey folks, welcome to the bad comedy podcast. My name is Mac and I am the original bad boy 2 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:15,120 comedy threats to democracy and your least favorite comics least favorite comic as always 3 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:20,800 I'm with Frankenstein. I love electricity. I'm afraid of fire. Let's get into it. Hell 4 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:28,120 yeah, let's get into it. Let's get into it. So a lot going on, you know, including I 5 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:35,960 can't find my sunglasses. Oh no. Oh, thank God. I felt like I felt like when you're 6 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:40,280 not wearing sunglasses. Oh, these are the bad ones. I feel visible when I'm wearing what 7 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:45,000 I'm wearing. I feel I get anxiety or what I'm not wearing. I'm I feel anxiety. I'm like 8 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,680 that people are watching this and people are going to see this on the internet. You know, 9 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:54,760 yeah, but I have to look at myself when I'm wearing them. I'm mirror and I have to look 10 00:00:54,760 --> 00:01:00,240 into my soul and think about the things I'm saying. But when I put them on, I'm kind of 11 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:06,520 invisible and right have no more morals. It's kind of like when you take them off at the 12 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:11,800 end of the whole podcast session, it's like bad post not clarity. Yeah, it's horrible. 13 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:17,520 Yeah, like back to the real world. Like, yeah, it was over. Right. Pressure. This said anything 14 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:22,560 I said that will podcast, but immortalized on the internet. Yeah, I mean, the movie Big 15 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:27,840 Daddy. I mean, that's based on a true story. If you put on sunglasses, you're invisible. 16 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:28,840 You know, 17 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,240 I know play kangaroo song. 18 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:36,160 Play kangaroos. That's why people people don't know this, but I'm kind of a I know 19 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:41,680 a lot about the law, the letter of the law. And so I know a lot about court proceedings. 20 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:47,640 But people need what you should do if you're on the witness stand. Always wear sunglasses. 21 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:54,640 For confidence. Yeah, you always people can't see you always win. Yeah, I think it's funny 22 00:01:54,640 --> 00:02:00,960 that you watch the news more than everyone else. I know combined. I know everything. 23 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:11,440 Yeah. See Spain. Yeah, I like, no, I like MSNBC. I like Joy Reid. The ball black lady. 24 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:17,600 I like her dude. Everyone's shitting on Hillary Clinton. Okay. And I'm like, she's a she's 25 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:25,640 a bad bitch. I mean, she's not very she's not very brat. But she's like, she's a super 26 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:32,480 villain. That's awesome. Oh, yeah, she could be like she could be shoddy. Yeah. I mean, 27 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:39,600 she's like, evil. It's it's she's super evil and that rules. It's like, it's not good to 28 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:44,360 be evil. It's opposite of it. But sometimes you got to respect it. I root for the villains 29 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:50,920 in most movies. Am I attracted to a female super villain? If her name is Hillary? Yeah. 30 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:56,080 Hillary equals hot. I voted for Tim Waltz though, because I want the government to be 31 00:02:56,080 --> 00:03:03,360 funny again. And I understand under that if Kamala if she won, I mean, there'd be a bunch 32 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:08,680 of censorship, but we get to watch Tim Waltz dance, dance around. Easy Biden kind of hanging 33 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:13,640 out in the background falling down. It's funny. It's like even if people on their own, they 34 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:20,480 couldn't carry the show. But these people combined all the cast of characters. Yeah, 35 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:24,880 you get Hunter Biden, smoking crack, actually running the show. Oh, here's the good song 36 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:32,720 glasses. Oh, nice. Oh, he's exposed 90. Oh, these are the rose color glasses. I'm happy 37 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:38,120 folks. When you take them off the world turns dark. Yeah, these are the ones that that when 38 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:45,280 you air for a long time and take them off you under a deep depression. But Vladimir 39 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:54,840 is linsky smart. Yeah, I think tough. I think tall body language was kind of on display. 40 00:03:54,840 --> 00:04:02,360 Hands folded between his legs. Yeah, the two main body languages he was doing was hands 41 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:09,560 like this legs and the other one is this. But yeah, that someone walking through the 42 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:13,760 halls that doesn't want to get shoved in a lot. Yeah, anyone that does any basic thing 43 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:23,320 about about nonverbals is if you want to be in an open dialogue. No, yeah, you can't. 44 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:29,440 You don't do that. That that shows whether it's conscious or unconscious in the mind 45 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:34,920 of the viewer. It's it shows it like you don't really care or you're kind of blocking out 46 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,720 or not listening to what they're saying. But then if you're doing that, then I'm going 47 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:44,240 to do that to mirror technique. Yeah, so that we build a connection and kind of feel on 48 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:50,360 the same wavelength. So that's true. Or it's a double block and neither you talk. It's 49 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:55,440 like when it's like in Rock, Paper, Scissors and you both do rock. I like that. You just 50 00:04:55,440 --> 00:05:04,200 stare at each other. But Trump always does. Trump does scissors and JD does rock and then 51 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:09,720 he does. Let's use paper and they just beat his ass with it. 52 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:18,360 Yeah, I love it, dude. That's a good tag team. Those two Trump advance. I wonder if they're 53 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:25,640 always on the same page. It seems like they are. I feel like Trump is like he's happy 54 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:32,480 to let anyone else like try to try to like give him a break. Well, he so he can always 55 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:38,920 step in Trump 2.0. So I like just like with Gucci main, I like Gucci main 1.0 before prison 56 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:45,880 when he was fat and more than Gucci 2.0. You like the old trumpet Trump is flip. I love 57 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:55,920 Trump 2.0 because he has less straight up ego. I don't think he gets I think he lets 58 00:05:55,920 --> 00:06:00,440 other people around him do more without getting upset about it. It's kind of like when he's 59 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:06,640 the hate when people would like he would hate when people would overshadow him. But he understands 60 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:12,280 that it's good to have a strong vice president next to you who's able to translate your Trump 61 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:19,640 language into lawyer sounding language. Absolutely. So basically, Trump says the right stuff. 62 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:27,680 And then he says it is hilarious, bombastic ways. And then JD translates it. This says 63 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:34,800 the same exact thing, but just in a more concise way. And then you can have people interpret 64 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:42,240 it in the media or conversations, however they want. But I remember watching when Trump 65 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:48,840 was sitting down for the first time with Obama, you know, in the same situation in the office 66 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:54,800 and Trump's body language wasn't wasn't there wasn't confident. I think it was kind of well, 67 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:59,280 he just got the first time he went in. He never done politics. You just look kind of 68 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:06,760 like you're the president. Almost sorry in a way. But then it's also like crazy. Well, 69 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:11,480 it's just like was a linsky he was just an actor and then the New World Order selected 70 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:18,120 him to be a puppet. So what does that tell you guys get into show business? develop 71 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:24,120 some chops. Yeah, and then you can become a puppet to. But the thing is, he had the 72 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:29,560 backing of the deep state. So they taught him the stuff to do the right stuff to say. 73 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:35,960 Trump didn't have that they were all against them. But I still have this offer I've been 74 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:40,800 pleading to the CIA, but I think they don't have the money to do it now because USA ID 75 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:47,360 and all this money that was spent for propaganda against us, our tax money paying to get us 76 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:56,960 like to Reuters and Politico. I want them to join our like the less money sponsor us 77 00:07:56,960 --> 00:08:01,880 deep state we will say whatever you want. Give me a script. I'll memorize it. I'll get 78 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:08,760 a teleprompter behind Dylan. Yeah, it is just kind of like the dollar amount that we need 79 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:15,000 to just kind of just keep the spin the hamster wheel a little bit to do mockingbird media 80 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:22,840 faster. Yeah. I mean, first of all, folks, if you don't want us to become a CIA cutout 81 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:28,880 for talking, just giving every talk will basically become CNN if we get bought out by the CIA. 82 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:34,440 Or no, we come like Rachel Maddow pretty much. But if you go to patreon.com slash bad comedy, 83 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:41,120 you get two day early access to these practice shitty episodes. And then so these free episodes 84 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:47,960 are just bullshit. But the real funny episodes with famous standup comedian guests are behind 85 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:53,640 the patreon paywall at patreon.com slash bad comedy. While we're on this real quick, 86 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:59,720 I'd like to talk about our amazing sponsor Jepsen's Malort. It's good. I got a whole 87 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:05,000 glass right here. And I gotta say, never had never never had anything better. 88 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:10,600 Yeah, like how you put the sticker on there. It's nice. I imagine that came like this custom. 89 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:18,240 Oh, yeah. Like stickers. Yeah. I'm gonna be more stickers. If anyone wants to send me 90 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:22,480 any, let me know. I got some stickers. I got some brains, but I'll talk about that behind 91 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:29,200 the paywall. But the stickers behind the bad bad comedy thing back there. They can't see 92 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:34,920 it on screen. But you know, stickers or fire. Yeah, they're pretty sticky. I don't like when 93 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:41,000 people put stickers use them like graffiti. Yeah, no, it's not cool. It's all sticky. 94 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:46,480 How about we get this city cleaned up? You know, no, no more stickers. No more Mr. Nice 95 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:52,040 guy. We're getting the city cleaned up. You know, we're gonna rip all the stickers off. 96 00:09:52,040 --> 00:10:00,200 Does this sound cool if I say I'm Mr. Ice guy. So that's about my chains. I'm Mr. Ice. 97 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:10,960 Oh, this I'm Mr. Ice guy. And then it's like the gong, gong, gong, gong, gong. I was going 98 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:18,200 to the web market and I got a COVID because I ate a bad and it was pretty good. Yeah, 99 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:24,760 we've been not working on any dialects or I've been working on some viruses. Oh, nice. 100 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:31,480 It's pretty hard to bake one. I only have like one beaker. But you're trying to like 101 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:38,680 work on yeah, vaccines. Yeah. So Fauci, if you want to pay us, we'll make we'll do it. 102 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:45,240 Almost responded to something who's on our wall of ops today, Bob Keen. Yeah, they can't 103 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:51,720 see him very well. But today we are featuring Bob Keen. This one is some of these are for 104 00:10:51,720 --> 00:11:02,040 sale. This is a original art of one. He's a nemesis of the podcast. And it's beautiful. 105 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:07,720 Not for sale, of course. But we do have a picture of MC lights here, DJ Darksy, who 106 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:15,920 I kicked out of the comedy scene. And that one's for sale for $30,000. So we're probably 107 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:21,120 going to make the podcast like 100 bucks. We are I've been saying at the past few weeks. 108 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:26,160 Well, you were so folks Dylan was on vacation, not vacation, though. That's what I said. 109 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:30,600 He was fighting for freedom. Fighting for freedom. You want to tell us what you were 110 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:35,520 doing? No, I'm actually, I would love to tell you, but it's classified and really excited 111 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:41,800 to tell him. Okay, that's fine. We'll talk about behind the payroll at patreon.com slash 112 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:48,920 bed comedy. But Dylan's been out on a mission. And yeah, that's really all we can say. But 113 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:52,960 well, he was fighting for good. Yeah, and freedom fighting the good fight, fighting 114 00:11:52,960 --> 00:12:01,240 the good fight. That's what we can say. Yeah. Speaking of that's what we can say. I don't 115 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:15,480 know. I can say what you say. No, I kill a bunch of people. You can't say that word. 116 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:23,960 No, you you paled a bunch of people. I pill I pillaged people say on the live on YouTube. 117 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:32,000 Say, say, pill pill it easy or cancel a bunch of people. I took took care of some people 118 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:36,960 to get you like that. Because it sounds like a yeah, it's a mob. There's mob type of thing. 119 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:42,840 Yeah, I took I took care of Vinnie. Don't worry. Don't worry. I took off and then Fauci's 120 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:47,720 like, Don't worry. I got made a new one. I saw this mobster thing. It was like if you're 121 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:52,560 trying to signal to the table, not to talk in front of someone, then you pour their wine, 122 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:57,080 pour the wine like this for everybody. But then the last person you don't want them to 123 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:04,200 you. It's a tip to show like everyone else don't say shit in front of this guy. I don't 124 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:09,760 trust this guy. A lot of who I like that you got to be watching this body language. It's 125 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:16,080 kind of like baseball. So like a lot of unwritten rules or yeah, it's kind of cool. 126 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:22,200 I like baseball. That's like just cheating whoever is the best at cheating and concealing 127 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:30,600 it. Yeah, wins. Think about being sheen. You try. That's why that show cheaters just call 128 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:37,080 them winners or triers. Yeah. I had a great idea that left my mind immediately like it 129 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:43,320 always does. We were talking about inside baseball and Italians wine. 130 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:48,080 Dying you can watch Money Ball is a good movie. 131 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:53,600 It's something. Yeah. Money Ball. I saw that. Bobby Buds was the coach right? 132 00:13:53,600 --> 00:14:01,520 Mm hmm. I like when Kanye said Jonah Hill made him like Jews again. 133 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:08,280 Yeah. Kanye is the best at getting attention out of anybody. That's why you got to always 134 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:13,520 bring it in life because you're representing more than just yourself. You're representing 135 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:22,080 well he's yeah he's representing you know line. He's representing white supremacy. 136 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:28,120 I'm talking about you. I was talking about Kanye not us. Yeah, YouTube. Okay. Plus YouTube. 137 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:35,120 You should be going in the path of like Zuckerberg even though I don't think he is and stop censoring 138 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:39,280 things. I'm really excited about my new swastika design. 139 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:43,720 I know that I made free. He did. Yeah. It's pretty good. But don't worry. 140 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:49,200 It's it's not the symbol. Yeah. It's it's looks like it but it says yeah. 141 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:54,680 Yeah. It's not like hooray but like yeah at the end of Kanye. Yeah. 142 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:59,720 I never for a while when I listened to Kanye and Jay-Z. I don't know what Hove meant. I 143 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,680 didn't know what yeah meant. I was like why is it because like yeah. 144 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:09,680 Yo like cocaine. Tony yeah. Yeah. I like for yeah. 145 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:14,480 Walk around with you. You know that song. Yeah. I love that song. 146 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:18,680 I was hanging out on Friday night. It's Frank and Mary's. There's like no one there. 147 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:24,680 I remember making my own up for a little bit but I ended up just hanging out with this black 148 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,160 guy told him my whole life story about being a BD. 149 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:32,360 But Scottie let a girl on fire. You know you're talking about the chance to 150 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:36,920 rap perfect. Oh no. But I told him everything that he 151 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:41,480 didn't even care about. I just told him it all because he was black and you know just 152 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:45,000 listening. Yeah. It's really he actually he actually 153 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,840 did carry. He actually thought it was kind of wild. 154 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:56,680 It's like this guy like forest gump. Yeah. I'm really forest pump a pump a cap in your 155 00:15:56,680 --> 00:16:02,600 ass. A little pump. A little pump. Whatever happened a little pump. 156 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:09,320 What was his big song. Stayed a little. Can you move that way. 157 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:15,240 Yeah. Perfect. He did. He would have maybe he's just 158 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:20,120 pumped now. Pump. I like that. You should go by a pump. 159 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:26,840 And then and then he will come out with some new sneakers with the pumps. 160 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:32,840 There'll be really little like tiny little pumps. Yeah. 161 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:39,000 Oh you got. What are those little pumps. These are my little 162 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,680 pumps. I got these little pumps. Oh these little things. 163 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:47,160 Is it offensive to where Air Force One's because Trump flies on Air Force One. 164 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:52,200 It's cooler now. Yeah. It's cool. I think it's actually a sedition 165 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:56,440 if you don't if you hate the president right because he's the president. 166 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,960 You can hate him when he's gotten the campaign trail but but if you hate the 167 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:06,280 president you're either any sedition or your treasonous 168 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:10,680 and so you have to like him. Sorry. That's the rules. 169 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:15,000 I didn't make them. I was I was looking up the 170 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:21,960 president mosque. That was the funniest thing that nobody fell for. 171 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:26,280 My mom said it to me once because my mom was uh 172 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:31,160 she's a exact mockingbird of every talking point of CNN. 173 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:36,600 She was like yeah president mosque. I was like that's literally the dumbest 174 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:40,760 talking point ever. Like no one no like no one's falling for that. 175 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:45,000 It's literally just a thing that old Trump might fall for. New Trump doesn't 176 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,800 fall for that. That's funny for me to be like a 177 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:52,360 a mosque head for years and then it's like oh cool like nice 178 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:56,520 insult. How mad is Jason? Because he Jason has been the opposite. Jason's 179 00:17:56,520 --> 00:18:00,040 always hated Elon even prior to him coming into this and obviously Jason 180 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:04,360 didn't like Trump. The the troll of that is so 181 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:09,640 epic. Like all of Elon's haters have to hate. That's really karma against Jason 182 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:13,480 for quitting the podcast. No Elon's the president because of it. 183 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,520 Yeah is amazing. I actually had a I think I had a 184 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:21,480 conversation at the Super Bowl. I think I had a conversation with Jason about 185 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:27,960 AI and and then Elon and he was he got viscerally angry. He's got 186 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:33,160 Elon derangement. Oh no that sounds even worse. It's almost 187 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:38,920 like a mind virus. It's so funny how the news just switches from 188 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:42,920 like they just switched to Elon from Trump for a while 189 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:46,600 and then Trump was just in the background signing all these executive orders. 190 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:50,760 Like to remove all black people. 191 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:56,520 Yeah that's not the executive order he did but Trump was just basically able to 192 00:18:56,520 --> 00:19:00,920 get shit done and then everyone was like Elon stealing our social security 193 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:05,400 numbers to buy to buy apple bottom jeans and boots of the fur on Amazon. 194 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:11,720 I think that guy wants your identity. Yeah yeah if he if Elon must took most 195 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:15,320 of your identities he would go broke probably because all the day you 196 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:22,760 people have. But like that is the dumbest argument 197 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:27,160 of all time because the people that can see this information 198 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:33,000 is our IRS agents like like like shitty IRS agents. 199 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,840 Anyone that works for social security or the IRS 200 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:40,920 they're who are more prone to corruption because they don't have 201 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:45,400 money like Elon does. If you have a lot of money you're a lot less likely to 202 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:53,400 like be swayed by money to do something. I hope that's just in taxes. 203 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,440 I mean Howard Lutnik is heavily talking about that. 204 00:19:56,440 --> 00:20:00,520 He's a commerce secretary. Like let's just not do taxes like this 205 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:05,480 year. Yeah I want no I want no property taxes. 206 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:09,800 That wouldn't help you as much. Actually it could lower it could lower rents. 207 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:14,360 Oh that would be cool. Yeah because the landlords would not pay property tax 208 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:17,800 and then just across the market because you know that 209 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:22,280 landlords got to compete against other landlords. Yeah so in the end it would 210 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:28,920 make it cheaper to rent as well. Well I like paying a lot for rent. 211 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,760 And then letting it just basically lighting that money on fire essentially. 212 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:36,120 Yeah yeah because I don't I like having no money 213 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:42,680 because then I have no evil. That's right. Yeah and no problems 214 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:47,080 because I know I've been working on a lot of new 215 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,600 sayings. Like because if you know if you have no 216 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,880 money you have no problems. I've came up with the thing. 217 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:57,320 The more money we come across the more problems we see. 218 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,280 Okay. You know. Yeah. I don't know. 219 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,840 Be careful with that because I don't know what you want from me. 220 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:07,480 It's like you know the more money we come across the more problems we see. 221 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:11,160 Yeah you know you might be a martyr for 222 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:15,800 for cause you gotta pick your battles. You want to take on 223 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,560 Tupac who's setting his little boys to come take care of you. 224 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,840 Now he's gonna diss you on his own song the whole time. He's gonna let us go. 225 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:26,040 Yeah. But you want Trump who's gonna let 226 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:30,040 a little baby Vance come in. Yeah I like Vance. 227 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:34,120 Get your ass. Yeah. I love when he lets Vance off the 228 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:38,600 chain. It's like Pokemon or something. It's like 229 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:43,400 you want. Yeah. Imagine Pence doing that. Mike Pencil. 230 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:48,520 Some people just Pence like. Pence is such a. I think I think Pence is a 231 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:52,120 legitimate was a robot. I feel like I never heard him 232 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:56,440 talk like I have no idea what his personality is. I mean in the past you have a lot of 233 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,800 vice presidents that don't really do anything. Yeah. Like 234 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:04,520 like Harris like Kamala. 235 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:10,680 She actually she did a great job because her her job was to go to like 236 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:16,120 Venezuela and stuff and go to the root of immigration to make sure it stops. 237 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:20,680 But then you just get alarmed by all these Venezuelans. Yeah and it turns out 238 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:26,280 she's like oh it's actually fly your all your people in that so I think she 239 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,840 knew about her. I think she's a little bit she's 240 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:34,120 kind of forgot her mission a little bit. Gotta stay with God's plan. Right. So 241 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,720 she's like I was never the borders are and it's like 242 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:44,760 OK. So you but you were the Venezuela Colombia Salvador the more dangerous 243 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:49,480 parts are setting them in here. Why don't you like hadn't been to the border 244 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:53,560 and reminding me of when Solinsky was like have you ever been to Ukraine like 245 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:57,720 known that Vance hadn't been to Ukraine. Yeah it doesn't matter. 246 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:02,280 He was like I've been to. You try to think of what to say. 247 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,720 But he's seen the stories of him bringing people around. He definitely 248 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:09,320 does bring he definitely just brings people to Kiev or like 249 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:13,240 their propaganda tours. I don't just be like I don't want to go to your 250 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:17,320 country. Right. Also he's also he's only been in office for 251 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:23,320 so much time and as a vice president you don't really want to be in a war zone. 252 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:28,280 I just think also he has a brah. Also the president and the vice president are 253 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:33,960 briefed on everything that's going on except for aliens. They know exactly. 254 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:38,200 Dude I'm worried about aliens. I heard. They're definitely real. 255 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:43,320 I heard that we have like 20 million illegal aliens in the U.S. 256 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:48,280 No no no no no no no. I'm scared of aliens. I had no idea that UFOs are 257 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,720 landing and dropping some people off. Aliens off. 258 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,960 They're like take me to your leader homes. Dude I had no ideas that aliens are 259 00:23:55,960 --> 00:24:01,480 already invaded. They're taking their jobs and what the 260 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:06,040 yeah they're probing us. I don't see them around but I guess there's 261 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,800 I just saw in the news there's 20 million aliens here. I think you just don't even 262 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,800 see them. I was like what? Yeah. Do they have big 263 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:17,320 green heads? What do they look like? They have big eyes. 264 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,720 Big eyes. Real big eyes. They probably look kind of like 265 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:26,360 a dead cat. Kind of like no muscle. I was talking about sexual. 266 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:32,040 Yeah they're probably a child like size. Their dicks are probably their 267 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:36,040 finger their index finger like a scary movie. A certain of sexuality. 268 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:39,320 A scary movie three either they pee out of their fingers. 269 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:44,280 Oh okay. Yeah. While there's no bathrooms on the 270 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:50,520 spacecraft that we've recovered. Yeah it's so funny that 271 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,600 Biden just left some guys in space. Do you hear about this? 272 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:58,520 Like I barely heard about it. They were supposed to be there for like a week and 273 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,840 they've been up there for eight months. Jesus. 274 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:05,480 And it was it was they didn't get picked up for political reasons 275 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:11,000 because Biden wouldn't authorize it. So SpaceX has the only 276 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:16,920 the space X is the only rescue ship that can that is they can do that 277 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,200 because they're a they're a big contractor you know and 278 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:27,160 Biden wouldn't let him do it during the until until he was out of office. 279 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:32,040 Like he thinks that that's a better look. Yeah they should have talked about that 280 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:36,040 more. Oh my god. It's insane. So they've been 281 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,600 there for like eight months. Everyone can resonate with that. They've been there for 282 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:43,800 like seven months. Isn't that insane. It's so funny. 283 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,240 There's like why are we still here. 284 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:54,600 How fast does Trump say like go go get him. He's like okay boss. 285 00:25:54,600 --> 00:26:00,680 Yeah yeah president Elon. No see what I say is yeah that whoever can do that 286 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:05,240 like kind of should be the president. Yeah if so it's a one if anyone thinks I'm 287 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:10,360 like a Trump or or something like that. No I just like whoever the president is 288 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:13,320 okay. I didn't like the last administration 289 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:18,680 because I didn't know who the president was. I like I like old by I missed the old 290 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:22,840 by I do. Old Biden was hilarious. He was he 291 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:29,160 didn't steal my bit of falling all the time. The old old by the the young by I 292 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:33,000 missed the young by the racist one. Yeah the one that 293 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,040 called black people super predators. Yeah and he would like 294 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:40,440 but actually actually Trump separate buses. Actually Trump's the racist one though 295 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,960 the whole time that's the news says. That's what I heard is that he's like a 296 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:47,720 white supremacist. Yeah there's no proof but 297 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,880 I think that's the case. Yeah Trump's super racist 298 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:56,120 but there's no no evidence but I'm sure pretty sure it's true. 299 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:59,560 I wonder if that's what I like to go off of is what's up what people say with no 300 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:03,000 evidence. Well at least he doesn't change his voice to each 301 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,880 group of people he's talking to. Right. I feel like that was a just 302 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,720 straight up offensive what what Haricou Kamala Harris was doing. 303 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:17,240 I love seeing different people's impressions of it. Yeah it's amazing. 304 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:22,520 That's true. That would be mine. We were doing that first you know 305 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:26,360 but you're kind of and then Elon steals our look. 306 00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:31,000 Elon give it back and then Max Orich stealing our look 307 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,920 and then okay on top of that on top of that Elon had to chainsaw 308 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:39,960 we have a gun okay. Terminator. I know why he had the chainsaw it's because 309 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,960 Malay gave it to him as part of the the Argentina guy who 310 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,160 wanted to cut regulations so he was campaigning with the chainsaw. 311 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:51,320 He gave that to Elon as a gift but still Elon. Like that the sink. 312 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:55,480 Elon we let that sink in and then the chainsaw. We do have a patron that joined 313 00:27:55,480 --> 00:28:03,240 up with the name it was at Musk E Doge it said. 314 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:08,600 I don't know who that is so but I don't know who knows. 315 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:13,480 Yeah musky musky maybe from maybe someone maybe someone from Muskegon 316 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:20,920 I guess the dog probably but yeah a lot of people are stealing our swag. 317 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:25,800 Yeah I can't blame them. I don't know if the sunglasses once you try them 318 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:31,240 you go dark mode you don't go back. Right it's like 319 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:35,000 once you go black once you go once you go black you never go back 320 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,880 but that's where the sunglasses yeah once you get the 321 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:42,200 dark shades I mean once you go back you just get depressed. Once you get blacked 322 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,880 you don't go back from that. Uh-huh so never the same. 323 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:49,480 Actually maybe I'll save this note I have for the 324 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,920 I have some notes today guys this is like a first. 325 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:58,920 Okay so when I was at Frank's there was these two other guys that were there 326 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:03,000 and then they're like talking about Star Trek and I said I've 327 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,120 never seen Star Trek and they're like you've never seen Star Trek? 328 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:10,920 And I was like no I'm not a fucking nerd and 329 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:15,800 yeah who the fuck watches Star Trek. I watch Star Wars 330 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:20,920 because yeah I'm not going on treks I I war. What is it good for? 331 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:24,840 What is it good for? Absolutely everything. Yeah it's whatever you want. 332 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:29,800 Yeah what is it bad for is when we send money and it goes into a bottomless pit 333 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:35,400 in Ukraine. What it's good for is getting Greenland 334 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:42,520 killing the cartels you know. Yeah I think cartels are kind of cool though 335 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:47,400 I would probably keep anything that's cool if I was president. War is cool. 336 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,600 Yeah the cartels are cool. Drugs would get more expensive 337 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,640 unfortunately. Luigi is cool I would pardon Luigi. 338 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:58,040 No no. Yeah I would pardon Luigi. He's a symbol of 339 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:03,720 people in uprising. You have to pardon Luigi. 340 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:08,760 It's funny because the biggest change in wealth and equality was 341 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,800 really during Biden era of COVID you know kind of weird 342 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:15,960 that that's what happened. Yeah well that's why when Bob was saying 343 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:20,440 like there's no Molotov cocktails going around when people 344 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:25,240 try to protest but not buying stuff on Amazon for one. Oh I saw that on Friday. 345 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:29,720 Yeah I bought I made a huge order on Amazon I got McDonald's. 346 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:33,000 What else was it Walmart? Because you're going to stand out as a customer that 347 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,880 didn't build your relationship with. I can promise you a bunch of those 348 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:42,920 people went to McDonald's that day even the people that like they forgot. 349 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:46,760 Or just bought like stuff. Yeah that was that was L Sharpton that was saying 350 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:50,680 to do that who's a fake or ever and he's gets paid money. You got you got paid a 351 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:55,400 bunch of money from Kamala to. But it's like that stuff doesn't work 352 00:30:55,400 --> 00:31:00,600 like the Luigi stuff that could work. But Luigi people are afraid for their life. 353 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:06,920 He's a rich kid. So it's it I don't we don't even know 354 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,280 his motive. We also don't know anything about the first assassination attempt. 355 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,480 Take away from Luigi. We also don't know anything about the first 356 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:20,120 assassination attempt. And assassination attempts are good for the 357 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:26,280 in like it's good for the king to feel threatened by the people or else they'll 358 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,480 just be a. Well but he needs he want I'm sure I 359 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:35,720 wonder if he knows. CEO should be afraid. Well I want to see 360 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:41,240 no that's not the way to go because then CEOs will just get a bunch of security. 361 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,840 That gets passed down to the there's no safety. 362 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:50,600 Huh. If you piss. But also killing a CEO does nothing because sorry cancelling 363 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:56,040 a CEO does nothing because they just get a CEO. No it's like a couple days later 364 00:31:56,040 --> 00:32:01,480 than they changed their decision of like some they weren't going to cover like 365 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,960 something crazy and then they flipped it right after. And it was like oh because 366 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:10,360 this CEO doesn't want to get murdered. I think it was I think they did something 367 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,520 like that but then changed it back or something. 368 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,920 So it was something that looks like they didn't or they did it in reaction to 369 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,920 that and that is kind of like change it back quietly. 370 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:26,600 I don't know I'll investigate but I just think or else the people are hopeless. 371 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:31,880 I think Pelosi was involved. I was walking behind a guy. 372 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:38,040 Pelosi was friends. I was saying something. Well I said I think Pelosi was involved first. 373 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:42,680 Oh no but then you stopped talking and then. No I was going to continue. 374 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:47,560 But then you had continued. No I was saying I think Pelosi was involved 375 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:52,200 because the Pelosi family was friends of the Mangione family. 376 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:58,200 So maybe they put a bunch of puts on the on UHC. 377 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,480 Yeah maybe. But sorry go ahead. I bad. 378 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:06,280 That's okay. It's stock talk. Stock talk. 379 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:11,000 Stocks with Money Mac the Candy Man. Yeah the Candy Man. 380 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:16,280 I made the world make better. Yeah the Candy Man. I want to get a 381 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:20,360 Willy Wonka hat. Need more sleeper cell agents. 382 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:25,640 Sleeper cell anemia. Sickle cell. Yeah like I was walking behind this old 383 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:30,680 guy who was roughly Fauci's size and just instantly had all these thoughts 384 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:36,920 in my head about her and the Candy Man. So I was just. 385 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:41,960 What's your say. Me. He would have had security. I was saying something. 386 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:46,200 It's all good. No. The sunglasses that keep you. 387 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:51,320 I was ad-libbing. He would have had security but it wasn't Fauci. 388 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:55,880 No thank god. Okay. For all of us involved. Yeah. 389 00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:00,440 Well I think Fauci he's got to pay for his own security now. He's got plenty of 390 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:04,680 money. That's sad. 391 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,720 Fauci. Take care of Fauci. Fauci's a good guy. 392 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:15,000 And I think that he may I mean I think that COVID was natural. 393 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:19,800 Yeah. And he was just a he's an icon that helps us get through it. 394 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:25,560 He's a natural. He's a doctor. Also I mean I'm on Team Ukraine against you. 395 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:32,120 Like if Trump's gonna talk like that I'm not I'm not Team US. I'm Team Ukraine. 396 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:35,880 Yeah. Like what about like the Ukraine States of America. 397 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:43,800 I like that. Yeah Ukraine States owned by owned by America. 398 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:52,360 Yeah we need to make it like sound bad for them. It's like the 399 00:34:52,360 --> 00:35:02,360 the captured. The captured colonies of Ukraine. The Ukraine slaves of America. 400 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:07,640 Yeah. Volodymyr. But that's like a big one. No but I'd love 401 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:11,800 Volodymyr Zelensky because he's really like a symbol you know. 402 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:18,040 Yeah. He's he's a good guy and he doesn't he's not even like a beggar for money and he he doesn't 403 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:22,840 like they don't sell like half the guns that we give them to the black market. 404 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:28,120 He's a common man and he was brave and then the powers went to his head. 405 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:33,880 He's not even a common man. A common man. That's what he actually is a common man. 406 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:41,320 Even a comedian is just a deceptive manipulator. I got it. I mean 407 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:46,440 you got to give it to him. He's I don't know if he has past work in sales and persuasion but he's 408 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:55,640 good sales or one of the best sales people he was able to extort 350 million billion out of the U.S. 409 00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:01,960 And what did like he was saying that thing about influence like you'll feel influenced or something. 410 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:07,240 That was a threat. Yeah. That's why Trump was like no you're not going to tell us what the hell we're 411 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:14,440 going to do. What he was saying. He was being good. I think that was like a new world or a threat. 412 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:20,840 I think he was saying like you know the people around you are just so much of the world or 413 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:28,200 whatever. It's like they don't want you to be like just he's letting us like I think what he 414 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:34,520 bailing on us or whatever. You'll feel influenced because he knows all these people being his ear 415 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:43,000 about it. What's deeper about it is he thinks that Russia is going to like own us somehow 416 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,840 culturally or something which makes no sense because they're not even good at that. 417 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:53,400 We're the best at propagandizing other countries flipping governments. That's what we do. 418 00:36:53,400 --> 00:37:02,360 OK. We just want to stop this war. So this thing was like about Adidas and like how cool it 419 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:07,880 looked back in the day. And it's like man I wish that they wouldn't have dropped Kanye because it 420 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:14,280 was like Adidas jumpsuits like how they became popular and stuff. It was like so cool. It was 421 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:23,160 like their Olympic team. They like gave the whole Olympic team all Adidas jumpsuits. I love those. 422 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:29,800 And then it would be who else loves those Ukraine Ukraine people in that area. And then it's like 423 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:37,720 Bob Keen. Yeah. Well he doesn't he doesn't count as a person. He doesn't really count as a human. 424 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:42,440 Yeah. Even the people here that wear them. He's a bat rat that sleeps upside down. So 425 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:48,840 the bat or if you're a delistner you know that Bob Keen and Arielle Julie sleep upside down like 426 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:55,720 bats under the Belmont Bridge. But Bob has been I don't watch Facebook anymore but he's been 427 00:37:55,720 --> 00:38:04,360 basically just ratting on people right and left for stuff. And so he's a complete rat which I don't 428 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:10,360 respect even if he's exposing someone for something. Do it on a podcast. Don't do it on Facebook. It's 429 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:17,080 gay. We use rat like a word like Megan was calling Brandon Kiefer a king of the rats or something. 430 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:23,560 Well he does look kind of like a rat. Like not not not like the thing is the rat joke. Like I mean 431 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:28,680 he just looks like a rat like the animal. I'm not not saying that he rats on people. He probably 432 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:36,200 but he looks like one. I mean Megan Lochte is right about everything. Yeah. She's kind of like 433 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:42,680 the Alex Jones kind of. I saw who's back where I was like I used to think Alex Jones was just a 434 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:49,800 comedian like when she first heard him. I could see that. Yeah. It turns out he thought he was like 435 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:55,240 a parody of someone like him or something like there's no one like him. Now it turns out he's 436 00:38:55,240 --> 00:39:01,560 like Nostradamus and he gets everything right including probably Pandy Pook but he can't go 437 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:08,520 into that until his lawsuits are over. It sounds like a good dish. A Pandy Pook. Would you write 438 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:21,080 a Pandy Pook? Would you write a dish of Pandy Pook? Yes. Yeah. I was working on some impressions I 439 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:27,000 think. Well actually my favorite impressions have just been listening to Alex Jones's impressions of 440 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:35,240 of Lordy Mejewski. Like why you not give me nuclear bomb. I need give me nuke. Give me nuke please. 441 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:43,880 Why then like he's like I need nuke so I can get more cocaine and get more cocaine. 442 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:51,480 When they were signing the nuke that was crazy. You said that Alex Jones was kind of making sex 443 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:59,640 kind of like orgasm noises during. Oh he was. Yeah. Yeah. It was hilarious because that meeting right 444 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:09,480 there just basically shakes the New World Order because they want they need this war to keep going. 445 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:17,000 People were real upset about how Trump acted or like just yeah. I saw so many people complaining 446 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:24,440 like oh I'm embarrassed because of that. And I also and then I in 2022 there was a news thing 447 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:29,640 about Joe Biden doing the exact same thing over a billion dollars over one billion dollars 448 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:39,560 and way less deaths. There was they had a deal that's be signed in 2022 and Boris Johnson fake 449 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:46,840 Trump. He looks like fake Trump. He looks like Timu Trump. He flew over there and he said no 450 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:55,080 time to deal. He said damn it's going to deal. And now we're just trying to you know close the war 451 00:40:55,080 --> 00:41:02,360 off in the best terms we can. And you're he's not helping himself being combative. 452 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:08,040 No I just I feel like when you're in that room and during that part that's not when you 453 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:16,760 like talk about stuff that he brought up. He was trying to try to desperate what he was trying to 454 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:23,800 like suck the American get attention from the American people and then you are wrecked. 455 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:31,160 Maybe don't put your hands in your armpits. Yeah. But I mean he under he was disrespectful 456 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:38,040 to Rubio Scott Besson. The Treasury. Well because he would tell them one thing and then go on the 457 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:44,920 media and say the opposite. It was for Rubio and then for Scott Besson. Scott Besson flew all the 458 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:51,240 way to Ukraine and he had to wait a full day because Vladimir was sleeping and then they had 459 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:59,560 a meeting and I guess Vladimir was just screaming at him the whole time. The other day I was driving 460 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:06,280 my car and pulled into the Walgreens. I was just kind of drifting slowly like towards the spot. 461 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,640 And there's this guy walking in front of me to his car and I was at an angle 462 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:18,120 and I was just like I want to just slowly kept going and just crushed. 463 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:26,360 You know if you play GTA 5 you know how Franklin has that power where you can slow down the car 464 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:34,440 and he turns. I actually have that power. You do. Yeah. So I drive my work vehicle and I just kind 465 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:43,000 of sometimes if it's a tight turn I just go and I can just go. It's kind of like clock stoppers. 466 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:49,320 Yeah. I love clock stoppers. I want to get a clock stopper watch. Are they expensive? 467 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:56,120 I don't know. I have this cheap ass with this watch does not stop time. This one's 468 00:42:56,120 --> 00:43:02,920 a gold plated from Malco and old sponsorship of mine. I get a lot of sponsors folks. No we deal. 469 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:09,560 Are you curious? Do you want to know anything about anything because I have actually our friend 470 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:18,840 Grock here right now. Grock. Let's ask Grock kind of what he thinks about Drake's if he's going to 471 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:25,320 be able to recover from the Kendrick whipping. Whippings at the Vesword. 472 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:34,920 See if how do I talk into it. Yeah I wanted to make that sketch where I'm. Okay hold on. 473 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:47,000 Hey Grock will Drake ever be able to recover from the Kendrick beef and how and how. 474 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:55,480 I said hey Brock. No I'm talking why would it say I would think that I said that. 475 00:43:55,480 --> 00:44:05,880 I'm really on Grock. Is it thinking. It's thinking. This one might take a while. 476 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:17,320 No. Okay they're diving too much into it. Let's say make more concise. 477 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:28,920 I was afraid of when it talks back. Did you watch the Rogan or the Elon. 478 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:33,000 Yeah. There's the one with the bitchy one. Yeah. 479 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,560 I don't know how to find that one. I think you have to have the 480 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:45,640 the premium. I think you either get it through the Grock app. You pay more for it 481 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:52,520 or you can get it on X but you have to be at a level above regular mode. Yeah I got it. 482 00:44:53,960 --> 00:45:00,920 Okay. Here's the tighter version. Drake can recover from the Kendrick beef. Here's how music. 483 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:10,120 His new album with party next door February 2025 top charts showing he still got hits. 484 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:20,280 More bangers like take care could shift focus from the L image. Kendrick this is not like us at 485 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:28,520 the Super Bowl. Stung but Drake's tour antics karaoke emotional vibes could reframe him as 486 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:35,320 relatable not rattled stats with 21 diamond songs and streaming dominance time and numbers fade 487 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:43,720 favor him with fading the beef's noise. He won't win the feud but can outlast it with hits and 488 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:52,680 hustle hits and I like the end he won't win but I mean this also ties into America versus Canada 489 00:45:53,880 --> 00:46:02,040 and I like how he talked about how he did the song about how Drake's a 490 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:11,560 stettatile or a feta feta file on the Monday after Alex Jones was 491 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,680 how does not like us go like how does it 492 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:25,080 no just like like what do you say they know like us okay yeah he's like globalist they 493 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:32,200 not like us like he's like uh he's like lizard he's like baby baby eating lizard people like 494 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:40,360 he's not like us he was going off it's awesome yeah there were mixed reviews on the right wing 495 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:46,360 twitter some some liked it because it was it was kind of exposing that kind of thing some 496 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:55,080 um people that are took the dark red pill dark there's different shades of the red pill 497 00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,400 there was the pink pill I've taken the the deepest pill you can take is the 498 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:09,400 cue QAnon pill but that pill is also has poisoned in it because you have no idea if it's true 499 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:17,480 you don't know how it's gonna mix with your real pills the deepest truth is if you go to 500 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:22,200 someone like Alex Jones who was sponsored by so go to the elksjones.com slash made a comedy 501 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:31,400 but the reason I like watching infowars stuff is because they go through everything that like 502 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:39,960 like uh whatever you new station or platform is saying about something and then give their analysis 503 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:47,320 and laugh at the retarded headlines but it means it's not an echo chamber where I don't see all the 504 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:54,520 stuff yeah I see it counter arguments yeah and then they say this argument's gay what's a counter 505 00:47:54,520 --> 00:48:01,240 argument like we're arguing like we're kind of like a counter yeah I'm not gonna argue I'm not 506 00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:07,000 gonna argue about my counter my kitchen counter no that's one that you let the wife pick that yeah 507 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:14,840 but never let the wife uh never tell the wife to choose where to go to dinner it'll take an 508 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:19,960 hour before she makes a decision I learned a little trick for you just you just say I'm thinking pizza 509 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:25,880 how about you that's what you do no you say guess where we're going tonight okay I like that whatever 510 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:34,040 she guesses oh just go how the fuck did you yeah yeah I like that it's manipulation tech that so you 511 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:38,760 walk in and say that to her and the kids uh-huh you just pray that it's nowhere where you need to buy 512 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:48,120 tickets or reservations or that bad fish you don't want to go yeah yeah yeah mcdonald's mcdonald's 513 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:55,160 a good this bitch better pick mcdonald's yeah scooby's you ever read scooby's there should be 514 00:48:55,160 --> 00:49:04,600 mcdonald's fridays from now on um oh let's see did Al Sharpton's uh boy got work I want to know about 515 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:12,440 like a bit that you did before you were a real comedian or it's like something in life that was 516 00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:18,840 like stupid that you did that you're like this is so funny like it's basically a bit but then 517 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:23,400 oh in jail you didn't really know it was a bit yet in jail when I was doing push-ups and rapping 518 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:31,480 yeah in my own cell yeah stuff like that yeah um well I what's so stupid you didn't high school 519 00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:40,600 or college though I've done a lot of stuff like that I mean I just like I told people to call me Dan 520 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:47,960 marino for like a month yeah I just was Dan marino no but Pat McAllister was the best one 521 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:55,720 like yeah I'm Pat McAllister my dad's a lord do you know who my dad is yeah I don't have my 522 00:49:55,720 --> 00:50:04,680 d bouncer but do you know who my dad is and they said no no one likes like yeah so I wanted to be 523 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:11,720 the guy that no one likes yeah and Pat McAllister Pat McAllister someone no one likes that's a good 524 00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:21,800 bit um Al Sharpton so Al Sharpton is not a very sharp guy in my opinion he used to be like a symbol 525 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:27,480 for the black community but now he's like I don't think black people even like him he just gets paid 526 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:35,080 money it's a say whatever people want to say yeah it's like when you used to know tv channels and they 527 00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:41,800 only had a few black people that were famous like Condoleezza Rice had to hold an important role 528 00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:51,800 in the in the culture that's part of my when I'm like needing intervention for thinking on black 529 00:50:51,800 --> 00:51:00,200 it's like you keep saying the culture all the time well I'm black I do when I got my 23 and me 530 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:09,000 guess what it said Jewish no it said it said I'm white oh what I was shocked I was like 531 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:15,480 they're trying to white clearly clearly 23 and me is fake trying to whitewash me yeah trying to 532 00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:21,640 pin me trying to try to pin me as a white male so I can't get a job are they gonna rename you now 533 00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:28,680 yeah exactly what are they gonna call me uh instead of Toby yeah what are they gonna call me uh 534 00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:34,120 mountain Denali instead of Mount McKinley because I'm like that you know I actually had to correct 535 00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:40,760 my dad my dad has trumped rangement syndrome shout out dad if you're listening um but he said yeah I 536 00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:51,320 climbed up most of Mount Denali and I said oh you mean McKinley right and then he's in Mount Denali 537 00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:57,880 now he he uh didn't fight back on that one yeah he said McKinley for the rest of the conversation 538 00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:06,120 whenever I'm at dinner with my dad um there's always I always slide passive jabs in about how 539 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:13,400 the Democratic Party sucks I mean doesn't fight back well sometimes I mean this is picking his 540 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:19,960 battles it's normally like small things I pick like like because I don't think I'm a Democrat 541 00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:27,880 or a Republican I just support the president I because I listen to Biden yeah well no oh yeah I 542 00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:34,280 well I didn't know who the president was I saw an old guy falling and then he stole my bit right he 543 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:40,600 stole my bit so I don't like Biden I don't like the Biden administration okay for that reason 544 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:49,800 Obama I I always said thanks Obama yeah I look he don't like so obviously I was thankful for Obama 545 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:55,880 I I said for about every issue that happened I said thanks Obama so you can't say I didn't like him 546 00:52:55,880 --> 00:53:05,640 also that guy was so good at doing drone strikes Obama and I love that yeah he's a sharp shooter yeah 547 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:12,920 sharper than I'll sharpen he's like one of the best oh your camera froze weirdly no you're good though 548 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:23,000 no um hmm I was watching the wrong movie holes the other day you watch holes I thought I was 549 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:31,400 watching the Shia LaBeouf but this is this one was much different what was it was the other kind 550 00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:38,600 of holes oh was it porn port was a print for an hour it's safe to say porn ag for short you know 551 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:47,880 I want to combine sex work and slot machines somehow like you could win like a some pussy 552 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:58,600 yeah some kind of job yeah get a real job you win a job yeah instead of dude that could really help 553 00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:07,320 with um unemployment if you win a job from okay now mine's not working we're just like if you get a 554 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:15,400 a that's that we'll be right back on winning a job at the casino well job and we're back we're 555 00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:21,160 talking about if you could somehow mix gambling and sex work maybe you could win an only fan 556 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:26,600 subscription that's like a win a job yeah my question is that the low-route employment the casino 557 00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:31,960 would like it because person's making more money no but it's like a good job I mean there's different 558 00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:37,800 levels probably of jobs you can win so you do the job slot machine no one's gonna play that game 559 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:47,080 that's how communism should work as you play a job slot machine yeah and sometimes you'll be like 560 00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:55,640 good at it and like it and then some people would be dmv workers that'd be like that is not my job 561 00:54:55,640 --> 00:55:03,720 that's how you remember the white house press secretary uh kareen jump here she was a dmv 562 00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:09,720 worker she was always like peter doos you would ask her question she'd be like that is not my job 563 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:15,640 and then now we have caroline levitt who's sexy and she's like the best press secretary of all time 564 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:23,320 if you could put them in a film together dude a lot of good ones the what i dream about is 565 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:30,520 is having a threesome with caroline levitt and alina habba do you know who that is trump she's like 566 00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:39,640 trump's uh lawyer she showed me her yeah all i dream about is beaver i dream about 567 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:51,800 all day i dream about uh sports you know all day i dream about semitism all day i dream all day i dream 568 00:55:51,800 --> 00:56:03,400 about sex i can't even spell semitism you just fell sex the tizm s e cts sex people say that tizm 569 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:10,120 are they talking about semitism or i don't know some yeah some cemeteries i have semi-autism 570 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:14,840 semi-autism some autism yeah i'm anti-semitists 571 00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:21,320 i think everyone is though yeah i mean you can't like them all 572 00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:27,400 yeah i mean anyone that doesn't like you on his abelist exactly so which means most of the left 573 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:36,200 wing media abelist we're talking about asperger pretty yeah i thought you should have about burgers 574 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:45,880 and tromba osbergers from his free free free comedy name a more american guy than donald trump 575 00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,000 yankee doodle i don't know nobody 576 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:57,560 name a more african-american guy than elon musk because he can he can throw a football too you 577 00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:09,880 know trump he's yeah literally people these people love these people love de i but an african-american 578 00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:19,800 working as a as the a working as a working as an appointee um is is is bad and he's this guy it gets 579 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:29,800 two pretty big points on the de i quota disability and he's african-american yeah and he's almost like 580 00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:35,720 the most african-american because one he's the president the us he's the most american right 581 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:43,400 and then he's actually from africa unlike every other african-american yeah much well also he's 582 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:49,080 from south africa where they're actually killing white people like it's like a real thing going on 583 00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:55,720 there it's like a white genocide like a ritual no it's like a real thing going on which is pretty 584 00:57:55,720 --> 00:58:05,720 pretty not nice like i don't want to get genocide i'll serve rwanda and invaded kongo you know i 585 00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:13,480 know what he cares about the area rwanda forever sorry kongo but i was in rwanda it was cool it was 586 00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:22,520 cool it was nice i'm on yeah i'm on the side of rwanda in this um rwanda pick a side on this i do rwanda 587 00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:31,640 i'm more i'm more of a cosmo guy kongo yeah no cosmo and rwanda the family and parents 588 00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:39,400 i like those they were fairly odd in my opinion they're a fairly they were they're odd odd parents 589 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:43,720 yeah they're kind of they're like wands and wings look or anything 590 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:50,120 and they're like do they fuck like he takes max assuming he gets beans on the podcast 591 00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:56,760 i think the beans it's when beans gonna be in town we have to fly him in is he in california 592 00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:02,760 we could have probably got him to come here if we paid for his plane no shot in the hell i'm doing 593 00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:11,320 that why that would be worth it for the beans get cooked beans got cooked did he get in LA did he get 594 00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:18,040 lit on fire no i thought oh yeah actually i don't know what if he got burned alive i think his can 595 00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:25,720 might have been fire resistant that's good yeah it's always better be safe than sorry i have a 596 00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:31,880 fire extinguisher i got it because my old roommate uh i was a firefight was pretending for being a 597 00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:36,280 firefighter it's only a good one it's always smart to have and i was like i don't really need this 598 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:44,520 shit and then my back deck lit on fire and i put it out yeah well i didn't light it on fire 599 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:52,600 well i cleaned it and then i burned the things for a while while i was watching it okay and i 600 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:59,240 turned the burners off went uh hung out for a bit to make sure that everything was good 601 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:06,600 took a little nap nap you know i just walked inside and then somebody was buzzing on my door 602 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:12,360 my front door and i was like probably a fucking uh someone asking me to drill church 603 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:16,280 rillarity saints i turned out there's someone trying to warn me that my back deck was on fire 604 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:23,080 yeah but i got a phone call from mic unit one that the neighbors from across the street on the other 605 01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:29,560 side could see my community takes my back deck on fire so yeah i like my community thank you 606 01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:36,120 community for letting me know and then i rebuilt that part of the deck and then i ended up rebuilding 607 01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:45,960 the whole buildings the deck without a permit nice i'm not gonna go through all the fucking 608 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:51,880 bureaucracy to rebuild the deck i'm just gonna you know i'm gonna do i'm just gonna rebuild the deck 609 01:00:51,880 --> 01:01:00,200 yeah but all i did was just i kept everything the same as it was i just replaced all the boards or i 610 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:08,360 power washed them and re-stained them but i took out every single screw probably like 611 01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:13,960 80 000 screws yeah you had a lot of screws loose yeah i have a screw loose 612 01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:22,120 mm-hmm some people say some people say i'm i'm uh i'm screwed in you know like i'm smart as 613 01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:29,160 shit like locked in what's up oh what up bro what's up we're just finishing up um we're uh 614 01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:35,320 this guy's fucking ninja his way in here yeah sick did you buzz unit one and 615 01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:41,000 i got buzzed in and then i started doing like some dialogue yeah oh yeah it's probably the guy from 616 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:51,560 that series you're good um dylan do you have any plugs um no just electricity uh or else working on 617 01:01:52,200 --> 01:02:01,320 yeah at comedy baddie yeah at comedy baddie and uh i'm trying to laugh like elon musk 618 01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:11,000 go that's good that's good i like that um i'm uh mac again threat to democracy following me a bad boy 619 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:19,640 comedy um obviously you all know to follow oh follow abay comedy podcast on everything 620 01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:27,640 check it out um if you're listening on audio check out the video on youtube if you're 621 01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:33,000 watching a video go to audio and you can do both depending on the situation here and you can't 622 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:39,560 always watch stuff if you watch the movie holes make sure it's the right one yeah not the one 623 01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:48,840 important hope that's the one you watched um and you know of course every friday saturday you can 624 01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:56,280 catch me on the main stage zany's live factory comedy bar um so just go there um i'm probably 625 01:02:56,280 --> 01:03:01,400 performing if i'm not performing make sure you complain to management wise and mac nepper on stage 626 01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:10,360 yeah so folks i appreciate you listening go to patreon.com slash bad comedy that's patreon.com 627 01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:18,440 slash bad comedy that's where the funny episodes are the first one's bad on purpose 628 01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:28,520 they're all bad just how many are bad on purpose am i right well i mean the other ones are ironically 629 01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:36,840 bad the the ones by the paywall they're they're good they're like i i just recently listened back 630 01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:44,840 through every episode i spent about a year doing it they're all really fucking good 631 01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:48,440 and i was thinking about we need to change the name of the podcast 632 01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:53,080 but it's so ingrained now it's been like three years it should be good comedy 633 01:03:54,840 --> 01:04:02,520 actually have the handles for that good comedy pot if we ever need them actually yeah nice it's 634 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:10,520 like it's like buying a domain we should we should buy ukraine shout out to the ukrain slaves america 635 01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:19,400 yeah anti anti shout outs is uh vladimir shout outs of ledmer putin let's just all get along and 636 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:23,960 that's yeah that's what that's one of the things i came up with why can't we just all get along 637 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:31,320 and then also like friends don't judge a man by the color of his skin but the content of his 638 01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:38,120 character yeah like my character listens to a lot of dr dray and snoop mm-hmm yeah i have a 639 01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:45,400 well i've made a lot of characters yeah some like pat mcallister but don't judge some of the 640 01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:50,520 characters that i've made up because it's not nice judging by what they would listen to you 641 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:54,520 should actually judge some of them by the color of the skin to be honest you know you're listening 642 01:04:54,520 --> 01:05:02,280 to too much rogan when you're looking for ufo's in the sky i mean after after hearing there's 643 01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:09,240 already 20 million aliens here i doubt i stopped even caring about the ufo's already here who 644 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:17,560 all right folks thanks for listening we got a fantastic guest coming up it's i'm not going to 645 01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:28,040 say who it is because if i did it's just by the podcast just join patreon.com slash we had a comedy 646 01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:33,480 as of the guest episodes are but it's it's it's we got a big guest we got someone that you you know 647 01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:41,400 for sure now all of you this was a this was a get for sure yeah this is uh it sometimes i know we 648 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:47,480 kind of hype things up a lot let's say let's say his name rhymes with pimp hillan or we could say 649 01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:56,920 he's just a pimp and yeah it's it's tim dillon so go to patreon.com slash bad comedy thanks folks we 650 01:05:56,920 --> 01:06:00,760 love you