1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,920 Hey everybody, welcome to the bad comedy podcast. So happy to be here on this fine day. I'm 2 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:17,520 Mac Nepper stand up comedian and I'm here with you on my dog. 3 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:30,680 My god. I was born in the Third Reich. It sounds like Doc Doc Matt. Love Elon Musk. That guy is 4 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:43,800 does not is not socially aware. Yeah, our heart goes out to Elon, you know, because I mean, think 5 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:50,320 about how ableist these people are out here calling him a Nazi. No sensitivity. It is insane. Like 6 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:55,360 yeah, this guy is book smart, but he just like was saying he's really throwing his heart out to the 7 00:00:55,360 --> 00:01:02,360 crowd. And then he does a gang sign. Yeah, exactly. It's like if I was just like peace, but I 8 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:07,000 accidentally have the thumb down. It looks like I'm doing GD. Yeah, you do it backwards with the 9 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:17,440 wrong hand. Right back. But back to what we were saying. So that'd be wild. If I mean, we could 10 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:22,720 just replace the people in Congress with what their mascot is. So we got one side, it's all 11 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:28,320 elephants. Yeah, or a Cinco fans. And then we got one side. It's all donkeys. We can maybe we 12 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:37,400 could have like crows crows. Well, crows before oh, there'd be Oh, this would be kind of cool. This 13 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:45,000 would be a cool painting that I could do. So you have the the hawk the war hawks of the Republican 14 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:53,120 Party and the rhinos, the rhinos. And then you have the elephants, which would be the the true 15 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:58,400 Republicans. Yeah, that'd be real cool. Those would be establishment. I don't know what the 16 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:05,480 MAGA ones would be. Just Trump's. Did you see when Andre he posted like, does anyone want this 17 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:10,280 painting? Andre Hashpipe? Yeah, I actually had him up for today. If we didn't respond. He's 18 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:17,000 probably in a depressive state. I mean, he has those cycles, you know, was he I want to manic I 19 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,800 want him to be manic. I want to be I want to be bipolar because I want to be manic. 20 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:28,720 The ups and downs of being bipolar. Yeah, I want the ups. I heard that the ups. It's like it's 21 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:34,480 frustrating because it's amazing. Or when you go on your meds, then it's like you don't get the ups. 22 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:41,640 Yeah. But it sounds like you don't get the suicidal thoughts. Yeah. From the downs. But they said that 23 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:47,880 it's amazing if you if you're bipolar and when you have the ups because you don't give a fuck 24 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:52,960 about anything and you just do whatever you know. Yeah. And you're basically just like consequences. 25 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:57,560 You're living in a dream. Yeah. You're like and then people are trying to get you to take your meds. 26 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:06,080 Yeah. And you're like, hell no. This rules. Yeah. Yeah. I think you have to wait till they're 27 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:13,400 depressed and be like, see, this is why we said meds. Yeah. Just drug them. I never know when Andre 28 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:22,520 has pipes in the when he's in the facility or not. So he's in or when he's at the skate park as he 29 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:30,640 is on the half pipe. Does he board it up? Yeah. Oh, Trump was talking Trump was talking about half pipes 30 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:36,600 the other day. Yeah, don't the California half pipes that they have that water can go down. He's 31 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:43,000 like, you got these half pipes, these amazing half pipes that ever bone dry. The skaters are 32 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:47,680 to be pissed when there's water going down that the skaters probably using those big half pipes. 33 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:55,280 Did you see Tony Hawking? There's this video from talking about when he got this check for like 34 00:03:55,280 --> 00:04:01,760 four million dollars. And it's like, dude, you were already cool. You don't need to get paid. But 35 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:08,200 it's a dollars. It's an honor. He'll probably put it towards, you know, his brain damage over the 36 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:16,720 years. Yeah. The one thing about I like street skaters more. I like the manualing skaters. Yeah. 37 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:22,400 I think that I've always thought that was cooler than just going on a fucking half pipe. Yeah. Also, 38 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:30,400 you know, those big, big half pipes that in like California. So Greece was probably based in 39 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:35,320 California, the movie Greece. That's where they were racing like Greece, a lot. And on. Oh, yeah. 40 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:40,280 What a cool scene. Yeah. And now, now you can't race Greece Lightning anymore because it's like 41 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:45,200 how are we going to have water going through those? Yeah. How are they going to determine 42 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:52,240 who gets the Gale? What did you say? Who wins the woman? Who gets Sandra D? Yeah. You're supposed 43 00:04:52,240 --> 00:05:00,480 to like win a cool car race and look at her. Sandra D. She's hot. Sandra D. Look at me. I'm 44 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:05,560 Sandra. But that was a song making fun of her. No. Yeah. They're bullying her because she wasn't 45 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:11,400 getting pregnant. But then that was a girl. So mean. That girl's name was Rizzo, right? Right. 46 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:20,120 She nothing Rizzo. The main mean girl is Rizzo. Yeah. French. She was the one the ginger. And we 47 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:25,720 sound gay knowing this. No, I was thinking, oh, I just I'm gay in that way. I want to burst out 48 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:31,640 into song half the time. Or it's just I love Greece and you don't like me back to my childhood. 49 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:35,880 But you don't like frolic around or anything, right? No, but I want to. I want to like prance. 50 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:41,000 Yeah. I do want to just don't go. I'm trying to remember what song was playing last night. I'm 51 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:49,960 just like, I'm so into this and can't even show it. Yeah. See, because you're look at me. Sandra D. 52 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:59,680 Well, that's the vision. Well, she ends up getting pregnant. Everyone laughs at her. You stupid bitch. 53 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:05,160 Yeah. Shouldn't have made fun of the. Yeah. Shouldn't have made fun of the Sandra D. Who got no D. 54 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:13,080 Trying to take her energy away. Yeah. And discredit her. Yeah. Hey, guys, maybe go back to Greece 55 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:17,720 when you're thinking about abortion. See, Rizzo could have a word that baby and she didn't. It's 56 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:23,960 like when I'm sad, I think about my cats or I think about musicals sometimes. Oh, do you like 57 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:30,600 one time I lost watch cast or listen to it? Yeah, I love cats. Musical. Yeah. I told you my aunt was 58 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:37,480 in Cats on Broadway. She played like a little bell. Giselle Bell is one of the cats names. 59 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:43,320 And see, I'd love to have a sit down conversation with her. Talk about what that was like and maybe 60 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:47,880 watch it with her. She would hate everything about this podcast because she's the one whose kids are 61 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:53,800 all non-binary or trans. Oh, wow. So is there a connection to the musical? But I love them. I 62 00:06:53,800 --> 00:07:00,520 love the New York family of mine. We just don't, you know, align politically. I want to sit down 63 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:06,520 and watch. What are we going to watch with your pops? Maybe actually. Yeah, we won't watch ants 64 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:11,720 with your with your dad. And then we can afterwards kind of have like a conversation. Maybe we'll play 65 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:18,120 like we'll play backgammon or something. And we'll kind of talk about how we'll shoot the shit and 66 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:25,000 play in backgammon. Talk about how kind of ants is really about society. You know, the workers, 67 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:32,120 the soldiers, and then the the despots, the, you know, the evil kings. Yeah, we could talk about 68 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:39,240 also watch bugs life after that. It makes you happy. Yeah, because ants. Yeah, ants is more 69 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:47,400 of a real life thing. And then bugs life is led by another ant. But his name is Flick. Yeah. So 70 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:52,520 we're thinking just kind of a dedicated whole day to we get to come watch the movies with you and 71 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:59,720 shoot the shit a little. Yeah. And then we could do we could do a bee marathon. Yeah. So 72 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:11,080 it might be a triple marathon. Right. So we'll watch a movie. We'll watch the beekeeper with 73 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:17,640 Jason Statham. Yes. Watch a documentary about bees. Be about like a National Geographic one 74 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:23,480 about bees and then a documentary about bees. That's like talking about beekeepers and 75 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:29,720 or when those planet Earth videos about bees or have you seen the prank of the bee prank where 76 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:35,560 you're in an elevator? Yeah, I love pranks like that. I don't I always feel uncomfortable because 77 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:41,720 I think yeah traumatic for that person. I think we should take over England as a prank. That would 78 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:51,640 be funny. I could make their national animal be. Yeah, I think they'd be happy. Yeah. Liberate them 79 00:08:51,640 --> 00:09:00,120 is what we'll call it. Do you think that as a prank? I wonder if the Greek sorry the Canada thing 80 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:06,760 is I wonder if part of Canada will join the US like Alberta because they want to. I think we 81 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:11,960 really are working on getting Canada. I think we're actually well I think we are but I but I we don't 82 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:16,600 we don't we don't want Toronto and Montreal. We don't want that. We don't why? No, because that's 83 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:24,520 like the most liberal and it's like it's like our it's like their California. It's like their LA. 84 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:29,160 Yeah, well, it's like where they were they were they were they joking about it. They're not joking 85 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:34,840 where they fix the elections and they do no voter ID so that they can do that. It's all gonna change. 86 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:40,680 Yeah, so I mean I'm down to I'm down to take just Alberta which is like the big middle of it. Yeah, 87 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:50,360 I guess their their country is basically their east is their blue and their left is their red 88 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:53,720 and then you get a little bit of blue in British Columbia near California. 89 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:58,600 Yeah, I remember when I was a kid and I started learning about the colors and I just felt like 90 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:05,880 the the blues and purples and indigos that was kind of my jam. I liked that there was a crayon 91 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:12,440 not a crayon sold I don't want to get cancelled but there was a crayon the the flavor of it was 92 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:17,560 purple mountains of majesty. Wow, and always stuck in your hand. I think that's majestic. Yeah, 93 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:22,920 that's beautiful. I love that crayon and it really was kind of majestic. 94 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:30,360 Flash forward the color purple apparently is an Oprah product. Oh really? Yeah. Were you born? 95 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:34,440 I'm gonna take it back. Were you born kind of like that? Yeah, I was born in the United States. 96 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:40,600 Kind of like that? Yeah, I was born purple. Why? Because my dick was wrapped around my neck and 97 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:46,920 it was choking me out. It's like I don't want it around my neck. Right. Do you have to get dick 98 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:52,200 shrinking surgery? Yeah. I mean, I'd imagine it took off way too much. Otherwise you have to tape it 99 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:58,520 to your leg at least. Yeah, I actually did have to get surgery on my belly button when I was like 100 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:04,280 12 days old or something. Right. I don't remember it but it's pretty traumatizing. I have a similar 101 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:10,200 issue but it's still a thing. Like you know the girl's coming tripod. Yeah. Because I like can 102 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:15,400 balance on my my dick. Yeah and they say they would call you that because you're always taking 103 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:22,360 pictures of us. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a cave. I do set up a lot of tripods. I set up four tripods 104 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:28,680 today. Real tripods. It's 12 legs. It's even more legs than you want. That was good. That's some 105 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:36,280 quick math. Are you raining? Yeah, I can count legs instantly. Yeah. Yeah. I just see three groups 106 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:43,240 of four legs and or vice versa. Or one group of eight legs. Yeah. I'm talking spider legs baby. 107 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:51,320 So we are going to start a GoFundMe to get beekeeper outfits, wooden shoes and we're going to need 108 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:56,200 shoes. Yeah. I mean spider legs. Yeah. First things first. We're going to need at least five 109 00:11:56,200 --> 00:12:02,200 more dollars than we have. That was that five dollars was sent to us from a merchant of Venice 110 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:10,440 I think. Yeah we definitely are going to be promoting that pretty hard soon. So that's 111 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:15,720 that's kind of important. That's it's coming soon. Also I've missed the Malort delivery. They're 112 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:21,960 delivering us a bunch of merchandise and bottles but there's a little note left on the door. 113 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:29,800 We missed you and then I was thinking this you missed you. I haven't seen the making of that song. 114 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:36,680 I'm so sorry. I've seen the music video. Yeah there's just some inspirational clips out there 115 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:44,840 that I remember Tony Hawk getting millions dollars checks and then the making of the Blink 182 song. 116 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:54,280 I mean that was just like the song so good as they're making it fucking like late 90s was the 117 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:59,080 time to be a kid. What was the time? And then on 9-11 happened then we entered the matrix. 118 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:06,120 Yeah and sometimes like when I hear music from my childhood like that I just look back and it just 119 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:15,880 makes me sad because I just remember yeah I was just isolated. Like fight like brave don't be a slave. 120 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:22,200 Or even Grease. I love Grease and then I think back to my childhood of why do I love Grease? 121 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:30,520 It was a stockholder syndrome. My family life is Grease because my mom's side of the family 122 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:36,120 is all in performing arts which is super gay and my dad's family's stoic and cool. 123 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:43,720 So yeah me and your dad need to kick it soon and potentially invite you I guess. What the heck? 124 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:49,640 Yeah maybe we'll watch movies with you. Maybe I'll invite you. Talk about chicks and stocks. 125 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:54,680 Last time Dale wanted to have dinner with me and my dad my dad said Dale's had enough dinner. 126 00:13:54,680 --> 00:14:02,920 Oh wow taking a cheap shot I think. And I told Dale that. I said you've had enough dinner. 127 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:07,800 I actually believe that this was a real story. I think my dad didn't actually say that. 128 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:15,800 Oh really? But I told Dale that. I know for sure I told Dale that. I said you've had enough dinner 129 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:21,960 and he starts dying laughing. And I was thinking like if your dad said that it would have been just 130 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:25,400 an incompetence like you would assume you would tell him that. 131 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:34,280 Well one time when Michael Robinson was in like Good Graces and Sober. Fuck that guy. 132 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,360 Once upon a time. 133 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:45,880 Yeah once upon a time. We went to Fat Pour on division and we were eating dinner and my dad 134 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:52,520 had two. Dale got brought up and my dad was just fucking going just made just joke after joke about 135 00:14:52,520 --> 00:15:00,200 Dale. Wow. It was really funny. Like father like son. Yeah he's a good jokester. But yeah we were 136 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:07,320 talking about how Mac's dad was basically a visionary with his stock choices. Kind of sus 137 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:13,720 if you ask me. A little sus. Maybe a little Nancy Pelosi energy. He sold office furniture so it'd 138 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:21,160 be tough to kind of see it. See how he got this insider information. Finds a little chump change 139 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:30,440 in there. So let's gamble on Amazon. Yeah so for some background here my dad. He's a rain man. 140 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:36,920 He put a bunch of money in Amazon when they were selling books and in Apple when they basically 141 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:41,400 just had like the little computer with the screen. It was like the same thing as like 142 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:50,200 one of those gateway computers or and then he put a bunch of Apple Amazon Google and Tripotle. 143 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:57,000 Little sus. And then at the IPO of Facebook he invested in it and then. 144 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:03,640 It shot up like a rocket. We are hoping to shoot the shit with his dad soon and just we'll probably 145 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:08,680 have him review some stocks we're considering. Yeah well. See what he thinks. I'm trying to get a 146 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:18,600 I'm trying to get a long hold on. Yeah Ron and Ron a lot of Ron. Yeah I'm thinking Trump University 147 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:23,480 trying to buy it low. I'm thinking Trump University. Get some Trump you stock. 148 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:32,600 Maybe you can go back to school. Yeah I think another degree. Black Rock that's racist. 149 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:38,120 Yes. Yeah we're talking about crack cocaine. Black. Yeah. And then yeah rock. 150 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:44,760 Big crack rock. So I think that they actually. Yeah maybe they put it in the neighborhoods to 151 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:51,720 get people hooked on it. Well we know for a fact the CIA did that. Maybe. To fund the Venezuelans. 152 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:58,920 Yeah but it's like why they do exactly. So there's always there's to fund the justification. The 153 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:07,960 Nicaraguans I believe. If you say Nicaragua the wrong way. They can go wrong. Right. We're trying 154 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:14,600 to be level five Mac. I think we've matured as comedians. What I'm saying I'm saying the country 155 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:20,360 of Nicaragua. Yeah. If you say it the wrong way then you might get yourself in a little bit of 156 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:27,560 trouble. I don't want to sound like come down here you know. What. Just we don't need to rip ourselves 157 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:34,520 off from. We're mature comedians now. I mean we're not going to be going for these cheap laughs 158 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:41,320 anymore. We're the top comics. We're not the top podcast anymore. Yeah we are. I'm depressed about 159 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:48,520 it. I decided. Really. Yeah. There's no voter ID. Yeah. That guy doesn't even have a Patreon. 160 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:55,000 Diego and and the other guy that have sex that that podcast has one patron. 161 00:17:55,000 --> 00:18:04,280 Oh it's a brother number one. Now. Yeah. I don't know folks. Show us some love. 162 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:10,520 Remind me that you listen. Yeah. Please go to Patreon dot com slash bad comedy because right 163 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:16,040 now the money Dylan's putting out there is all we have left and we just copy money. We just move 164 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:23,240 back to our Chicago studio because our L.A. studio burned down as you know. We're trying to settle in 165 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:28,600 here but we need your funds. We got the crew back here working their work in the box off. 166 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:33,960 And quite frankly they really need the help. And we really appreciate you guys working so 167 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:40,600 goddamn hard after. I don't mean to cuss but just week after week you guys are working super hard 168 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:47,400 and they do very little reward sometimes. It's not always rewarding. Right. And then we kind of just 169 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:52,760 come in here and do our thing and kind of own the space and then leave and you got a bunch of 170 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:57,720 cleaning up to do. Yeah. They come here an hour early leave here an hour late. They'd be flexible 171 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:04,680 with our time. Yeah. And then they you know edit the videos. Our videos we edited heavily before 172 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:08,840 we put them out to make sure we have the top quality content mostly on guest episodes. Those 173 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:14,120 are the good ones. Then we come in here and complain and then kind of cash in on it. And 174 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:19,560 we just really appreciate it. So just you're working super hard and we appreciate it. 175 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:23,880 Dylan I was trying to find the guest episodes. Where do you find those. So you can find them 176 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:31,960 on the Patreon bad comedy podcast. Oh. Is that patreon.com slash bad comedy. Yeah. 177 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:38,200 So it's also an app like you just got to get the app you've never used before. It's that simple. 178 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:43,160 I think for you old folks you can do it on your on your old computer right in front of you. Yeah. 179 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:51,480 Just have someone young help you if you need help. Yeah. And if you don't have any young people around call us. Yeah. 180 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:59,400 We're pretty pretty young. Call us at 911. Pretty we're underdeveloped. Right. Call 911 and ask for 181 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:07,720 bad comedy podcast. It's an emergency. Yeah. Oh. It's a comedy emergency. You know I haven't I haven't 182 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:13,320 taken emergency in a while. You know that stuff you put in the water. Yeah. It's pretty good. You 183 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:17,960 could take it. You don't need to be dying. Yeah. Well I also take I mean I take a good amount of 184 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:25,160 vitamin C every day but I kind of like that rush of vitamin C. You know the citrus. I also love. 185 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:33,240 What's that that orange is kind of like that one kind of not high C. 186 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:38,760 The different one the best one. It's not Taz or whatever. 187 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:46,600 Zycam. It's not the monkey one. Tang. It's not Tang. I love the Tang commercials. 188 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:58,760 Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. Antrimima. Rest in Power. Ben Rice. Rest in Power. Uncle my name is 189 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:07,080 Uncle Ben Rice. Rest in Rice. Uncle Ben. They should put an Asian Uncle Ben on there. Uncle Chen. 190 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:17,720 Buy or buy or buy rice right here. I mean it's like you want the expert right. 191 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:24,440 You want the long standing tradition. Right. If I'm buying rice and I'm walking down the aisle 192 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:29,720 of jewel you know I'm going to I'm going to buy the one where I see the Chinese guy with the rice 193 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:35,000 hat on because that's the guy who farms at the rice paddy. And if I can't find in the store I'll ask 194 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:40,600 someone like where's them. Well I guess I have a guy with the big hat. Alas the first Chinese person I find. 195 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,840 Where's the rice here. Yeah. Do you know that you helped find the rice. 196 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:58,920 That's good. Yeah that's really good. We get a lot of Chinese. China is kind of crazy right. Yeah China right. 197 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:05,480 Yeah they're they're always really secretive. They cut like cables under the ocean. They're just like 198 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:12,120 let me just set up shop. Yeah. Right here. We just want to open a laundromat. Yeah. It's like hey we're 199 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:16,760 just going to the other side of the world. We're just going to buy like farmland surrounding all your nuclear 200 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:27,000 plants. But we're just this for farming. They're just trying to grow some rice. Yeah. We're just 201 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:32,360 hanging out by the Panama Canal. It's it's no big deal. We're just trying to you know there's good 202 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:40,520 rice farming over here. You know. Yeah. It's like we're just going to build China town right around 203 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:47,640 your town. Just call it Chinatown. Don't worry about it. You know the U.S. made Panama a country. 204 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:55,960 Well I thought we took it from Colombia. I didn't know that. Yeah. So not only do we take it from 205 00:22:55,960 --> 00:23:05,240 there we built the Panama Canal. That's ours. We built Panama is a great song. We made Panama. 206 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:11,000 Yeah. They have to be our puppets. Sorry. Can we change the name of the Panama to America. 207 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:16,040 Yeah we should. America. The pan. How about Pan America. 208 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:24,040 I always wanted to win the Pan Am's as a wrestler but I was not even close ever to qualifying. 209 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:29,240 That's kind of sounds cool. It's kind of weird. Pan Am's. Is that in wrestling. 210 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:35,320 It's weird how the how the that is ideology is really broken so early to even wrestling 211 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:41,080 or very man career. You got what was it called pan pan am pan pan sexual and then there's 212 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:50,040 trans ams. That's you know racing. Right. It's it that's it's you know all this stuff slowly 213 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:55,720 creeped its way into all of our institutions and I love it. I voted for Kamala Harris. 214 00:23:55,720 --> 00:24:04,840 So did Putin. Mainly for Tim Waltz. So Tim Waltz sometimes does a double Nazi salute. He does a 215 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:12,440 lot of those. Got to watch out. AOC too. They cancel out. And also they don't have Asperger's. 216 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:18,760 So they don't have any excuse. No excuse. But he might say he does. Well he might say that he had 217 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,640 Asperger's. Tim Waltz. No he's just really gay. 218 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:29,000 So we need to learn how to reinvent the wheel. Yeah. We need to learn how to riff about 219 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:37,320 people not being gay and being race a certain race. I think that we could do it. Be a certain 220 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:45,960 rice. I think. See that was good. I like that. We don't want to be racist. What do you want to talk 221 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:53,800 about Dylan. So it's just kind of Bill Maher. Bill Maher. Bill Maher. And he can't go in any 222 00:24:53,800 --> 00:25:03,480 direction about his sexuality. Bill Maher is pissed at Gavin Gruesome. Gavin Gruesome. He's been 223 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:10,440 going off on him. What's he been saying. Do his voice if you don't mind. He's actually you 224 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:23,400 don't care bass hard to. He was like and Karen Bass is or and L.A.'s mayor Karen Bass the new 225 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:32,760 Nero is Nero burnt down his city so that he could build a bigger castle. He was like the 226 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:38,280 modern day Nero playing her playing her playing her fiddle while the city burns. 227 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:44,280 Well they don't let down any of the water. Where's where's the where's the water Gavin. 228 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:49,960 Where's the where's the water Gavin. And then Trump went down there and talked to them. 229 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,800 He had a stern talking to him. Sometimes all you need is someone to just be a little stern. 230 00:25:55,800 --> 00:26:00,440 And then he went to North Carolina first slap on the wrist. I'm happy with North Carolina first 231 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:07,320 because they just got forgotten about. Where's the water Gavin. Like the beat is like a big 232 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:13,400 beat. It's like a big blunder like the water at that time. What did you say. That's a pretty big 233 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:18,360 blunder. You kind of need water to put out the fire. Yeah. And the main reservoir was the main 234 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:26,440 reservoir was empty for the city. You don't want to mess up your job but especially not that job. 235 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:32,040 Right. And then Trump was saying like you really don't even need these reservoirs if you have the 236 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:37,560 water coming down you don't need to just keep rainwater in these things. You know you can have 237 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:44,200 like good farmland. People say don't drink the water in this town. It has E. coli. You can use 238 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,840 your half pipes. He said you can use your half pipes. I'm sure that's going to get him a lot of 239 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:54,520 skateboarder vote. Yeah so maybe the. Or they can surf on the water. Skater dive. They get surf. 240 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:59,400 The surfers can surf on the water coming down that half pipe. Get a bigger water half pipe. 241 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:05,320 That's sick. That would be cool. I saw like Kelly Zuckerberg posted himself surfing. Did he have a 242 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:12,360 bunch of sunscreen on his nose. I think he's still alive. Yeah. So he's he survived. So he's trying 243 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:19,000 to be cool now. He's not cool. Sorry. Sorry. You're not cool. Well yes I thought about this. Yeah. 244 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:25,880 I thought about how would I be cool. No. This guy is something. Somebody was talking about him. It 245 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:30,040 was also in the tech world and they were just saying he loves the Roman Empire. He kind of 246 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:36,760 sees the meta universe as his Roman Empire. So the haircut he had for a while was like a Augustus 247 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:43,080 Caesar style haircut from the paintings. He like little Caesar. So he has like some kind of emperor 248 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:49,640 complex. But too bad. Zuck you got to bow down to Emperor Trump. We're dissolving the Senate. We're 249 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:57,160 dissolving the whole Congress crowning Trump and that we're going to prove the wrap prove the news 250 00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:02,760 right that he's a dictator must have been fake when I thought that Trump had a mullet. Well I had a 251 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:08,760 cool like third grader haircut for a second. I think he's got a trim. It was so cool. I got I got 252 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:24,280 lined up today. You got lined up. Yeah. Yeah. He's got the widow's peak. Yeah. Like the Rizler. 253 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:37,240 So the Rizzo I haven't seen any honor at this Rutgers. Like all I hear is Tim Dylan talking 254 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:44,120 about him. Is he just a fat kid who eats food and the whole family does. Yeah. There's like he's not 255 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:51,640 in that family but there's this other there's a dad and son that grew up with them. It's freaky. 256 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:55,400 Yeah. And then Tim Dillon talks about how they're satanic. Yeah. 257 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:02,520 They're a specific kind of demon. I want to become a pilot so I can be one of those 258 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:07,480 get one of those planes that picks up water and dumps you pick it up from the ocean. 259 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:15,240 But I just dip it down. I would just like to fly it around and misquote my quota. Yeah. Or just 260 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:19,640 like as a prank you're just just out of fire going on. You just fill it with hundreds of gallons of 261 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:27,320 water. Gasoline. Yeah. Yeah. Oh I thought we needed gasoline. Oh yeah. My bad. I filled up the 262 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:35,720 I filled up the tank. You know it's illegal in California to or in the U.S. to I guess what's 263 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:42,600 you fill up those things those planes you can put like certain flame retardants in them and it's 264 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:49,560 illegal. Like I guess it's like 10 times more effective for putting out fires. Wow. It's illegal 265 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:57,400 but it's illegal to do that. It's not wildfire. I like regulations. Yeah. I mean it makes sense 266 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:04,200 to overregulate. That's why I love Gavin Doosam and his comb hair. No that was funny video of 267 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:11,000 him like the impression of him where he's just like yeah. That's one of the guys the guy in that 268 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:19,480 video is one of the guys from PBD podcast. Patrick David. It's a good one. Oh that guy is just so 269 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:26,360 extra. Yeah. But his he's got a good squad on his podcast. The other guys he's just like let me just 270 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:32,600 try to interview all the top names and just get get some content going. Yeah. You know his content 271 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:40,200 is money. Yeah. That guy is hopefully that guy's a real guy's a true businessman. So but he's also 272 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:46,440 from Iran originally. So we got to watch out for him. No. Just like just like Jerry and Sahar. 273 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:54,360 Yeah. There is definitely a royalty and it seems not very American. Even Elon is African American. 274 00:30:54,920 --> 00:31:02,680 Jeff Bezos who knows he's he's going to space now and then Mark Zuckerberg is definitely. 275 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:09,160 Didn't Jeff Bezos stop his program or or Cubans Cube or he combined it with Elon's or something. 276 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:15,480 No. Just maybe I think he's a similar technology. No I think but I think he stopped pursuing 277 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:21,880 a separate competitive or competing thing. Yeah. I think so. And then put the resources towards 278 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:28,840 SpaceX. No. I think so. No. I'll look we'll look it up before the special guest episode. We got a 279 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:35,960 huge guest coming on by the way folks on the real on the real episode. Not physically but the idea of 280 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:46,200 the idea of see all this. You see this glacier right here when this melts. Yeah. From up in 281 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:52,200 above Canada and everything all that water can go down in California. I'm always worried about 282 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:59,720 when I drink a beer now if it's not changing color it's not cold enough. Yeah. It's like I 283 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:04,040 buy the laundry detergent because it looks like a mountain on the front. I think that would cool 284 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:09,720 the smell like a mountain and then it doesn't. Yeah. Coors light doesn't stop. Coors light never 285 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:14,440 tastes like a mountain. Yeah. There's always mountains on it. I want to live in the mountains. 286 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:21,240 I want to disconnect live off the grid. You want to. Yeah. Be one with the quarters. It'd be kind 287 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:27,480 of cool. Yeah. To start hunting and have no experience. And yeah. And drinking Coors. Making 288 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:34,280 furs of the squirrels and the different critters. You'd meet some other capture. You'd meet some 289 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:39,800 other wanderers on the road and they'd be like so what brought you is why did you become a rambler 290 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:48,120 like me and then you'd be like I want Coors light. And then they just get pelted with my spear. 291 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:56,840 You fool. Yeah. How could you trust me in this wilderness. You should. I want to build a giant 292 00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:05,400 tree house like that. Did you watch that Netflix thing that bank robber. Really. He lived in a big 293 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:11,720 ass tree house. That's how you hit. Then they would rob a bunch of banks. It's awesome. Yeah. 294 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:18,440 If the money in the tree house. I don't know. So yeah. It's like a really big tree house in 295 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:29,960 LA area. I guess money does grow on trees. We're working on our Elon laugh impression. 296 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:36,680 It was giving us a headache last week. I think we need to send people to the. We need to be one with 297 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:45,480 the stars. I would enter a star and be burned alive. He's like we want to be one with the stars 298 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:51,560 but I don't know when close to us is the sun pretty close. It warms it warms us. Do you think. I 299 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:56,680 think when Elon is on his deathbed he's going to be like push me and I want to be pushing to the 300 00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:02,840 sun. I want to be right off into the sun. I want to be eviscerated into the sun. Yeah. Yeah. He'll 301 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:11,560 have a it'll be a Tesla spaceship. Just auto fly towards the sun. I think he wants to die on Mars. 302 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:22,600 Mars is like kind of sucks. Yeah Mars is Mars is like it's a fixer up or definitely a fixer 303 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:30,040 up. It's like Mars is like lazy almost as bad as California right now. I'll always buy another one. 304 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:41,800 And remember when like hundreds of people died in North Carolina and FEMA didn't help everyone 305 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:48,840 forgot about that. Yeah it'd be cool to abolish FEMA. That's what Trump's saying now. Yeah. 306 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,320 Give the money to the states. That makes more sense than the neighboring states can help. 307 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,160 Well it's just like if you suck at your job you got to get fired. 308 00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:04,600 If you don't help. All that does is add to the bureaucracy and also states know their state better 309 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:11,560 too. I like bureaucracy. I like idiocracy. Thanks bureaucracy. Yeah a lot of people are saying we're 310 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:17,400 going to an idiocracy. Yeah that'd be cool. That's a good movie. And that's a good movie. But at the 311 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:23,720 same time the people that are arguing that are also putting housing above Costco's which is 312 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:29,080 literally in idiocracy too. Like it's exactly what's in it. Is it. Well. Yeah. 313 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:36,360 I'll drink to that. Sometimes. Holocaust go. 314 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:45,880 This is just groundbreaking content folks. It is. Breaking ground on Mars hopefully. Yeah. Well 315 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:50,360 we're just waiting until the next episode. It's a good one. So stay tuned. This one we're kind of 316 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:57,240 phoning it in. Yeah. The other ones that page your end dot com slash bad comedy can't be on every time. 317 00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:05,640 Yeah. 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So keep forgetting to raise the price and you can 332 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:58,680 have to pay 30 percent more in fees now because of Apple. Fuck Steve Apple. It's time to stop 333 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:04,840 phoning it in. It's time for the audience to stop phoning it in. Step up. Step up folks. 334 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:12,440 Just put your money where your mouth is and support us. OK. Make thumbnails again by we I mean you. 335 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:20,440 I make them. I've been making thumbnails. You have been for the public episodes. Oh yeah. I made I made 336 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:25,160 one of them kind of late but I made two pretty good ones. Remember when you made the Beatles one. 337 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:36,120 Iconic. Yeah. Yeah. No I made it. I made a good one. There was it was one was Gavin Newsome and one 338 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:45,560 was 9-11 is an outside job. Oh yeah. I'll post them. Yeah. I think I made one of them kind of late 339 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:50,600 but I can just post the thumbnails on the gram. We'll check it out. You'll have more. You'll have 340 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:56,200 more traction. I feel like the guest episodes would be like a highlight of as they get to be 341 00:38:56,200 --> 00:39:01,880 one of the Beatles or they get to be they're holding the gun and everyone gets to see him holding 342 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:06,680 that gun. Yeah. Well one thing people may not realize is when they join the Patreon they're 343 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:15,080 a part of an army and they're usually like an actual militia. Yeah. A militia of comedy like a 344 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:21,000 literal and actually yeah like one that like one that is in the south and has a bunker. We have an 345 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:27,880 objective. Big Beard. Manifesto. Yeah. Hierarchy. You know it's women are so dumb they can't even 346 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:36,040 make a woman a festo. Only men can do that. I don't know if we condone that. I think women are 347 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:40,280 actually just better at keeping their plans secret. I've never seen a woman a festo in my whole life. 348 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:45,480 Exactly. You think that means it doesn't exist. Yeah. It's probably in the back of their head. 349 00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:52,040 Yeah. They're high in mind. You guys ever see like women have a bunch of passive aggressive things 350 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:56,280 it's like they have a huge area in their brain for passive aggressive things to bring out and 351 00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:03,240 for comebacks to people and they still don't use 90 percent of it. Yeah. And well then they say 352 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:11,560 they say stuff like months later as a comeback. That's awesome. Woman brain is a disease 353 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:18,440 for men if men have it. If you're lucky. Yeah. We have we actually have a friend who has it. 354 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:27,480 I think women are stoke as hell. Stoic. Yeah. Mostly the cucks. Women actually are cucks 355 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:32,440 so a lot of the time they're not as jealous and they're just like don't I think they're so used 356 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:40,200 to guys being into multiple women that they're just like way more stoic about what you think. 357 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:48,360 I don't think most women. Yeah. I think most women are definitely more jealous and just all the all 358 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:55,800 the emotions. You ever think it's weird when you see a homeless person with the shopping cart 359 00:40:55,800 --> 00:41:02,200 and I'm thinking what are you how can you buy anything. Yeah. Right. Would you buy. Yeah. What 360 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:07,400 were you shopping for. And it's like a single boot. I was called a cop. So I say someone has 361 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:12,680 a stolen shopping cart. He had built that. Yeah. Well they're only 25 cents at all. Do 362 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:20,200 pretty good deal. I got I love that. I love the barber shop I go to. It's like 30 363 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:26,040 barbers. They're all definitely illegal immigrants but I'm not going to tell Tom 364 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:31,160 Holman about it because I want to get my haircuts there. That's where you got lined up. 365 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:37,480 Yeah. That's where I got lined up. It's 25 bucks. They do beer in the hair and calling me. 366 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:44,200 They call me machete. But what's going to happen. Hopefully they don't have any 367 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:49,080 for right now they're doing the sweep of the worst worst first. So they're getting the 368 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:55,240 murders and the rapists out first. But but if you're an illegal immigrant around one of them 369 00:41:55,240 --> 00:42:01,240 you get arrested as collateral. So I hope that there's not a bad guy in there. And it's just 370 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:06,120 like it sucks if they are really good. They gave that life up and now they're just a good barber. 371 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:10,600 They might be able to give you a fade. Yeah. I mean eventually they're going to get the 372 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:15,240 fade. Yeah. They're placing it close it down. So I'll go back to sports clips where they have legal 373 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:23,880 immigrants. Yeah. But it's like an intern. No that. Well the one I go to they have like Mexican moms. 374 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:31,240 They have that like mom feeling. I like them like more than more than my mom. But they have mamacitas 375 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:36,680 there. Yeah. They're so caring. Yeah. There's this one lady who just understood how my head was 376 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:41,960 shaped and she somehow magically gave me a good haircut. Well this is when I was my hair was 377 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:47,400 already gone. Take a golf ball. She knows. Yeah. That's like she still was able to just use the 378 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:55,000 shape of it and create optical illusions. You ever go to the barber and then they just like do like 379 00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:02,040 one buzz. All right. You're good. Or they just say they just do this. But like this was just confused. 380 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:08,280 They just rub after shave on your head. All right. You're done. They just start with the like massage 381 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:14,600 thing at the end or whatever. You're right. Yes. I do. I do. Shampoo. I put an after shave first. 382 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:22,600 And after the big pre shave. 383 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:33,480 The big pre shave. How about that? Someone needs to check on our guests right now. 384 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:47,560 Um hold on. I got I got I got a good idea. Good prank. Yeah. We call ice on let's see 385 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:57,640 Ken Flora. No not Ken. Do it on like a Ken copy kit. Oh no. Oh you know how I kind of want to get out 386 00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:05,160 of here. He's he's a Mexican guy. He's comic kind of short. His Edgar haircut. 387 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,400 He's on the scene a decent amount. He's been around for a while. 388 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:17,000 No not no not no egg and zels. Yeah. He looks like the plant Edgar. 389 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:25,400 No we should call someone as a prank but our phones are being used and people don't pick up 390 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:32,120 our calls anyway. Yeah they do. No they don't usually. Well John Hickok doesn't because he 391 00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:40,200 knows he's when it's said right. He doesn't want to be a guest to speak. Then he won't pick up. 392 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:46,680 He'll pick up Harold's call probably. Exactly. We need to use Harold as a Trojan horse. Hark the 393 00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:55,160 Herald. Angel sing. What is that? Hark the Herald. Angel sing. Is that from church? Glory to the 394 00:44:55,160 --> 00:45:01,960 newborn king. Yeah it's a Christmas church song. What do you like more church or state? 395 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:10,600 You know I like them combined together most. Oh really? Yeah you shouldn't separate them. It 396 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:17,160 should be like kind of like it's just like Iran where church is the state. I just didn't think 397 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:24,520 it made sense. Yeah maybe our country was run by literal demons for a while. Maybe you do need to 398 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:31,800 bring back some Christian values but then I think I don't know combining church and state seems 399 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:39,320 like not a good idea. Well it's not combining literal stuff like that. It kind of is. But 400 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:46,440 then it's also most of our laws and ideas are just I mean based on religion across the board. 401 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:52,680 I heard it was like religious freedom was like what we wanted or part of. But then I also heard 402 00:45:52,680 --> 00:46:01,640 that is it true that it was like right when like Britain like outlawed slavery that's when we were 403 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:14,840 like no we need to be independent now. Yikes. No. Sing another church song. Here I am Lord. 404 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:27,960 Is it I Lord? What about Earthraids Citizenship? Lord the Singer. I made a song about it was 405 00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:34,680 something that had to do with California fires for sure. It was really good it was in our text 406 00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:47,800 message. Yeah we do voice memos back and forth. It was I think that if you're Mexican you should 407 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:56,520 be a citizen. And we're gonna drill oil. It's a golden age. Something like that. 408 00:46:56,520 --> 00:47:08,680 And then Adele is or this is Gavin Gruesome as Adele and he's like and I set fire to L.A. 409 00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:25,880 I watched it burn up the palisades and they and it burned and I laughed and they cried and I'm gay. 410 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:31,720 See it's like that's the gay part of me as I say like I want to start yelling like Adele. 411 00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:41,160 Where does Gavin Gruesome get all the you know I think he probably had the reservoir filled with 412 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:48,680 hair gel. I miss hair gel. I mean Gavin Gruesome with that amount of hair gel you gotta have at 413 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:53,160 least a whole reservoir. In the good old days they used to have the spiky haircut 414 00:47:53,160 --> 00:48:02,040 or I would have my hair spiked shit ton of gel go to school. They're kind of like Tim Pool. 415 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:10,840 Right Tim Tim Hot Tub. What does that mean? I don't know it's just a different kind of type of pool. 416 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:21,080 Yeah it's kind of better. Tim Hot Spray. No matter what. Just discredit people just change their name 417 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:26,680 do another the same thing. Yeah well I'm not going to call you just Tim Pool you know. Yeah 418 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:34,920 because he's the he's the beanie guy so yeah. I wonder does he have hair you think? No 419 00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:41,400 he just has a Russian influence. Is that a real thing or is that what they just say is it that 420 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:46,280 what they just say about everybody that's right wing. I think there's like proof of getting money 421 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:53,400 from some. I highly doubt that. I don't know. It happens to be that anybody that is right wing or 422 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:58,200 in Trump's orbit happens to be either a rapist or they have Russian influence. I mean there's 423 00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:05,800 got to be some people that just get bought. Yeah yeah for sure but it's mostly by Israel or the 424 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:11,800 military industrial complex or Big Pharma. Israel would have to pay me so much I don't think they 425 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:19,560 could. Yeah no I'd go in there like Matt Gates. I don't know if luckily no one will ever need to 426 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:25,560 buy my opinion. Just kidding I'd take the money for sure. I would I would take I would take all 427 00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:34,200 the lobbies Big Pharma, big military industrial complex count me in. Put me on the put me on the 428 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:39,480 financial board you know so we can secretly see what we're gonna we're gonna make laws 429 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:46,200 that affect the financial markets. I'm gonna tell my wife to make the trades. It's tough you have a 430 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:57,320 family to feed you. You plant. Yeah I got Edgar my plant I got my I got my daughter Ashley I have 431 00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:03,560 the daughter Mary Kate. You want to buy your mama house? In the hills not not in the the hills of 432 00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:11,720 the hills of California. The hills of not in the hills of North Carolina either. What hill? The hill 433 00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:20,280 to die on. I'm gonna buy my mama hill to die on. I think by the time I have enough money to buy my mama 434 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:27,640 house in the hills she'll probably be like old enough to be dying soon so I'm gonna build her 435 00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:35,960 house to die on a hill to die on on a hill to die on a house on a hill to die on. Maybe cost 436 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:44,680 of your career but it'd be worth it. Maybe a hill that has eyes. Yeah or ice. Ice ice is out there. 437 00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:52,680 Whenever I we do need to get someone deported as a prank but I don't know who. It's like we can get 438 00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:59,800 Hector from. He might already get deported. Yeah he's gonna. Let's get someone that's not Mexican. 439 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:07,000 Okay Haitian. Who could pass? Wait wait there's there's a Haitian guy we could probably get 440 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:16,600 deported I think he's a comic. What about what about Julia Stojanowska do you think she's? No 441 00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:25,160 we're not gonna deport her. She's dealt with enough. What is she? There are some. She's not Russian or Ukrainian right? She's a different one. 442 00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:33,160 She's whatever man she could pull them off. No one gives a shit what Bosnia and Serbia and Herzegovina 443 00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:40,440 is or any of those places. We just love the accent you know. Yeah I am I am from Serbia 444 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:45,720 and I hate Bosnia and the Bosnians are like I'm from Bosnia and I hate Serbia. 445 00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:53,480 These places and you zoom out and it's like no you're in the same group. Yeah well that's 446 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:57,480 because people always want to divide and conquer. I just want Trump and Putin to become best friends. 447 00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:06,440 I mean these are on their way. Yeah I want them to. Unlikely friendships are maybe the best. Right 448 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:15,480 I want to see a video of them holding hands and prancing around. We should make like an AI video of like 449 00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:23,320 Adam and Steve or like Blake and Simpsons. It's too hard to do videos because like I see 450 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:29,400 I see these cool videos that they get made of like Obama making out with Trump or something 451 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:33,400 or there's like videos there's a song in the background and these different politicians 452 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:38,360 are playing musical instruments you press the M2 on X but those are made by like experts. 453 00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:46,760 Then they still have what's what I think of the hands with AI can't make hands right. I don't know. 454 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:51,080 I think if that's them just pretending to suck. I made a picture of John Bolton crying 455 00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,840 because he lost his secret service. Wow. 456 00:52:54,840 --> 00:53:03,640 Is John Bolton the one with the really good the sax? No that's Bill Clinton. 457 00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:15,960 Isn't there like a sax person? Saxophone? I don't think so. I think he's a carpenter. Bolts. He 458 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:25,160 likes Bolts. He's got a big mustache and Donald Trump always makes fun of him. 459 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:30,360 Oh folks we got a guest coming in. Huge guest. 460 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:37,400 Just a time. Oh okay we'll do we'll do plugs and posts. Love you guys. We'll talk to you in a second. 461 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:47,000 Peace.