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Hey everybody, welcome to BCN Bad Comedy News.

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My name's Mac and I'm here with my partner in crime Dylan Internet.

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Not really Dylan.

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Yeah.

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Not really Dylan, baby.

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Ladies and gentlemen, we were the first news network to announce the Trump victory the

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day before the election.

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So if you want to go back and watch the last episode, you'll see it.

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It was one of the faking news segments.

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We called it.

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So you heard it here first and it wasn't fake news.

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No, I mean, I had the poll numbers in.

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And we just kind of we just did a we just did a poll on Patreon and then they picked

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and it turned out they were right.

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And you can take the poll to at patreon.com slash bad comedy.

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So if you ever need a bet on an election, you're in a spot.

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Yeah.

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Honestly, if you want to know any like prediction of anything, we're better than Alex Jones.

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He's like he's like 35 for 34 for 35 on getting things right, like big events.

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I think we're like 45 and 45.

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So we have a perfect record.

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Yeah, pretty much any school shooting.

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I know it's going to happen in advance.

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Yeah.

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And JD advance.

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Shut up.

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Yeah.

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Shut up.

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JV events.

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By Vance.

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So we're.

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Kamala going to fly away on her broomstick.

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Oh, yes.

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And it's going to go.

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She spent a lot of money on her broomstick this year on her cauldron on her witches.

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She she had over a billion in donations and I guess she's in debt like 25 million her

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campaign and trying to Trump said he'd offer to pay off her debt.

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Because they had a surplus left.

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That is a G move.

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Honestly.

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Yeah.

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And just do them a little favor.

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You owe me one now.

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Yeah.

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I saved your ass.

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Yeah, dude.

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It's going to be a cool new brave new world.

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We got this cool guy on the border who doesn't give a fuck.

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No, it says I wake up every day pissed off.

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That's all.

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Yeah.

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And they're like, what about what about like border patrol separating families when they

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deport them?

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He was like, well, the kids can go with them or separating kids and their families.

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So he can support the whole family.

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But what he what he meant was, yeah, the parents probably birthed him there.

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But you know, they weren't legal immigrants.

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They did it for the purpose of that.

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So not say if you don't want to separate them, they the kids can go back with them.

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That sounds fair to me.

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Officials to wake up every day pissed off, you don't want them to have enjoy.

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No, he's gonna wake up smiling every morning.

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Just like Donald J. Trump once he's done bunkering at Mar-a-Lago for the next 90 days or so.

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We're sponsored today by Monaco knockout punch.

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It's a UFC flavor knockout punch like Odaino punched his wife.

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Yep.

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Also sponsored by Sir White Claw Surge blood orange like Donald Trump's skin.

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The best color you can get you got and orange.

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Well, remember when he got shot and he was bleeding?

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It was that the the this kind of the color of it is like the mix of his skin and the

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blood.

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So it's kind of what it tastes like to red dye 40 not gonna be enjoying that for very

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long.

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Yeah, we better celebrate before RFK gets in there makes so healthy.

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I mean, Trump almost orange died 40.

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I mean, Trump Trump says he's gonna let RFK do whatever he wants.

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But if our key is to get rid of McDonald's and Diet Coke and stuff, Donald Trump's gonna

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say, No.

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What he's like, stay away from my golden arches.

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He said, no, he's not.

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Well, because he said he says liquid gold.

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My golden arches would be funny.

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Stay away from me.

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Lucky charms.

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I say, don't touch my liquid gold or my golden arches or my Diet Coke.

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I think I'm gonna start drinking Diet Coke because of what I when I heard him and Dana

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White talking.

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True.

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He only drinks Diet Coke, never drinks water.

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And he's a superhuman.

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He can be up for 48 hours.

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He's still just like good.

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Just sharp, sharp like a blade.

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72 hours in.

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He should be studied.

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He's a.

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He's an anomaly.

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He's definitely an anomaly.

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So yeah, he's just got hunkered down for a couple months of void, third assassination

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attempt and then just spent four years awarding.

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Attempts.

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I mean, it'll be better once he's in office.

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I think he'll be a little bit more secure for some reason or or he'll have less.

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Maybe he'll have less people trying to attack him from within.

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Yeah, hopefully because they'll be gone.

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Yeah, just get in there and gut it out.

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I don't know if right now the deep state while they still have power, they're gonna try to

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get them.

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If they get booted out and then, you know, also it's cool that he he just got elected.

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He's not president, but all the terrorist groups are like we want peace.

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Sorry.

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We want to be friends like China's like we want to be friends.

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Russia's like Russia's like let's we can do peace with Ukraine probably.

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And then Israel's like we can be pals with Stein.

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You know, all of a sudden, oh, now you pussy.

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Yeah, weird.

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We're weird.

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Wake up sober up.

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It's people.

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People always talk shit about Donald Trump's rhetoric, but results, instant results.

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And also, because he was talking so much about immigration and stuff.

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And now that he appointed this guy, who's clearly going to clear people out, people

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are going to self go back.

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Emigrate, you know, so he probably picked the border guys as a second appointee aside

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from whoever that old lady is that he picked for Chief of Staff.

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She seems cool.

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I guess she was a mastermind behind their operation.

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Leave it to a woman.

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She's a slave mentality.

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Yeah, she's a great campaign manager, I guess.

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She's probably great.

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She's women are great manipulators.

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So she's probably like, you got to say this and this.

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And yeah, I mean, Donald Trump's best friend in both of his campaigns has been the media.

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You know, I mean, this time this time, I can see media.

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I mean, he it's the most coverage out of anybody.

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It's always negative coverage, but this time also with X coming out, we get to we got to

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see the real truth and we got to see really how bullshit that the media was.

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So it just came true that any press is good press.

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All press.

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What it is.

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Trump's tweet when he was talking about Kamala Harris is like that she has her campaign.

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He was like, yeah, we have a bunch of money left over.

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We did most of our we spent most of the money we spent on or we got it through earned media.

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So you just get it or people or you do much rallies.

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So the media covers it.

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Oh, yeah.

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Or you get Tony Hinchcliffe on.

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Yeah, just from like word of mouth and stuff too.

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I mean, the Tony Hinchcliffe thing, I bet you that was I bet they knew it was going to

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be an offensive comedian and they knew that it was going to get covered more by the press

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because of it and it was going to show that the press is completely humorless.

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It's just ridiculous.

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Just make them look like these guys seem fun at parties.

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Tony is he posted something about that.

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What's it called that breakfast or whatever it is that dinner when it's like they make

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fun of everybody.

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The press like how yeah, yeah, yeah.

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He like posted just a little like lying to something that said like this is when the

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next one's going to be implying that he's going to be performing at it or I bet he will

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be hosting it for I bet they'll have him there.

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Well, like they have like Gaffigan at that Catholic event.

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So there's a few different like meals where you kind of roast each other.

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One of them is the the correspondence dinner.

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That's the one you're talking about.

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That's the main one.

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And then during campaigns, I guess it's this Catholic dinner.

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I think I've seen Catholic guy died.

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Like when he was in Congress or in a politician or something.

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So they have that one.

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So Gaffigan, he was just making fun of like, oh, it's like crazy that I ended up in Hollywood

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because I'm blah, blah, blah.

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Well, he was he was hitting both sides pretty hard, which is cool because he's normally

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like a liberal.

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The internet by saying, oh, yeah, and I'm not a pedophile.

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And then Tom Hanks did a big gulp.

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I can't remember if there's names to come out.

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Also, there's gonna be a lot of people who go to jail probably.

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We're gonna need to get those.

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We're gonna need to clear out some of those illegals from our prisons and maybe we should

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send everyone all of our violent prisoners to Venezuela.

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And then we put all of the political prisoners in our prisons.

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I'm having maybe we could deport.

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And it's not even it's not even political prisoners.

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It's it's people in politics that broke the law.

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So they're they're actual prisoners.

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It's not just fake things made up to put you in jail.

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I'm having a flashback to when Courtney said that I sound like the guy from Green Mile,

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the security guard, which will.

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Oh, yeah.

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I sound you sound like Michael Clark sucking.

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No, but she's our she's our disease.

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I was I was telling my cousin the whole Tom Hanks saga.

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I bet he enjoyed all of it and no matter what he persisted.

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He did.

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Now he liked it.

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I think that was good.

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Well, because he was telling me one about something else.

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You know, oh, yeah, I know how that can be.

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Cousins.

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That could be a cool show.

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Cousins or just cuz or just what a what a cuz.

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This should be a show called what a cuz.

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I was thinking I went to Cleo's the other day.

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I record audio also.

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Just to be safe.

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I was thinking how it Cleo's.

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What were you doing there?

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I went and it was after Redjuice.

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Socializing with the yeah.

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And I was sending my car to like almost four and then I'm like they're probably gonna stop

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letting people in at four and then I went in there and Michael Johnson's in there with

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his girlfriend.

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Yeah, he was there late night.

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But I was just thinking like it's like you didn't see Dale there.

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Is Dale out of town yet?

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I had no idea.

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I was hoping he was but I was also looking for any baddies in there.

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But just me.

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I was thinking it's kind of like cheers except no one knows my name.

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It's just a bar.

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These are gonna be worth so much now.

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Yeah, definitely appreciate it.

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I have five Trump gold coins folks.

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I bought them.

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I bought them way before the win and now I win.

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It's the game.

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It's the game.

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Yeah, great.

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Sometimes you got to make early predictions like I did.

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Sometimes they come true and now the wicked witch of the West is gonna fly away and then

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I heard something about her maybe things different things floating around Biden stepping down

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and her becoming the first female president for three months.

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But I don't think they'll do that because that would be kind of an insult to women.

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You get a president for three months.

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He already gave her like 10 minutes and she didn't do shit with.

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Yeah, he just put under.

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Yeah, and he's not gonna.

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And then I saw something about maybe her resigning.

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I would just make them look worse if they forced him out by saying he was like disabled

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base disabled basically just be like cool.

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You just lost like every swing state.

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Yeah, part of government.

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You're gonna really just bury him now.

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I wonder how that would work.

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What if what if she stepped down?

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Okay.

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Then what then they realize oh, she's retarded to then Biden dies.

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Then what the Speaker of the House becomes a president?

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Who's that?

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Is that Nancy Pelosi?

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Oh my.

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That would be a crazy turn of events.

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I think it's back to back female presidents.

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The worst one.

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She would get impeached so fast.

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She would get her dick sucked in.

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Yeah, regardless, even if they do get Trump, if Vance is still around, he'll still carry

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out the agenda.

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But the problem is you got to have that.

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We got to have the Trump.

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You got to have the I want the bits every day.

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I want the press briefing that he does on most days, even though it's supposed to be

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the press secretary's job.

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He just doesn't.

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He would do like 30 minutes a day.

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This guy is a crusher.

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Yeah, I was just wondering if he would talk to the press.

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None of that was because like his his rallies are like partially scripted.

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But for the most part, not, you know, he says random shit, obviously, but with the he would

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just go out in front of the press and they're just asking questions.

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Then for seeing anything.

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Nope, not you.

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Fake news.

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Fake news.

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That's a nasty question.

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Yeah, you're a nasty person.

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People were asking questions like, who are they going to let into the press room for

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prep for those briefings now?

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It's like all these news organizations are just completely they're like discredited,

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essentially, just because they just lie all the time.

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But what they might start letting in like podcast hosts.

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I heard like Alex Jones said they thinks that they'll probably just start boycotting

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it if it was him.

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Like that because, you know, that that is the move that those kind of places do.

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Like they'll just be like, oh, this isn't even journalism anymore and try to double

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down on what they're not.

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That's yeah, they would just let in like Ben Shapiro and like so.

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Yeah, Alex Jones.

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Kind of just really should be the press secretary.

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It'd be so funny.

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Yeah, he wants to do it for a month.

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Yeah.

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And it's just like just keep cycling.

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What's that piss people off on the left?

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So you can't as can this.

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I see as she was talking about it, but she was like, people have asked me if I wanted

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to do it.

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And she's like, no, I want Alex Jones to do it.

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I would give all my money and take a minimum wage job and stop doing this if I had to.

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If I could see Alex Jones, I bet she'll take a turn.

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I bet they'll get there's there's this one.

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There's this one guy who's in the press.

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I don't know if he's with Fox or who is with, but he would always spar with the current

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press secretary who sucks ass.

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I don't know.

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Like she's always just like, it's not my job.

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Oh, yeah.

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I don't know her name, but pretty much answered everything like two important questions.

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She's like, that is not my job.

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She's like a DMV worker.

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Like right away, she fucked up.

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She's so bad.

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Yeah.

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Like I'm trying to remember what she did something just like a week and a half in where it was

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just like basically confirmed like some sketchy shit.

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Yeah.

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And I was like, she was supposed to just denied and denied and denied.

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Yeah.

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She's terrible.

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The job they can't fire her.

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She's black.

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I'm going to defer to the president on this one.

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He already spoke about this topic.

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This is redundant.

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I like that one guy, Sean Spicer, you get really mad.

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He was viewed on the Trumps guys.

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The best was that blonde girl though.

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She really was the best one that was Trump's when he last time.

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Yeah.

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Mary Ann Conway.

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Well, they had Sarah Huckabee Sanders for a while.

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And it's like, remember her shoes matter.

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I think she's a gozampic.

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How could be Sarah Huckabee?

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I think I get like Melissa McCarthy in there.

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Like the funny version of her.

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I need to get, ooh, Megan Kelly.

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Megan Kelly.

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She's a lawyer too.

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She would crush them.

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She's media also.

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Yeah.

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But isn't she deep state?

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No.

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Wouldn't she be like a bias towards Democrats?

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She's like a female Tucker now.

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She's rogue.

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Yeah.

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That is a cool X-Men rogue.

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She just sucks the life out of everyone.

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That could be the, that's the new press is it's Tucker's, the Tucker show.

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And then you got the Megan Kelly show and then Elk Jones, the best one.

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Tim Dillon's thing about, because you know, people are like, yeah, I miss when Joe Rogan

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wasn't helping decide elections.

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And then Tim Dillon was saying like, Hey, maybe if you're a comic, like just get to

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work like no one's stopping you from building a platform that people listen to.

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And then he just dismantled it.

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Just like, you know, good luck though too.

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Good luck building one like that big, but yeah.

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And he said no to being on Joe Rogan.

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Anyone in this election that was that wanted to vote on that, it's not even like Republican

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and Democrat anymore.

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If you wanted to vote on the Kamala side as a vote against comedy.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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They want to censor everything.

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And they try to say like, this is like something bad about comedy.

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I'm a year fucking.

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I'm a one issue voter.

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And that I want my I want my president to be Hitler.

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Oh, I got two issues.

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I want to get less shadow band on social media.

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Yeah, that definitely won't you won't get shadow band like that anymore.

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Yeah, so much accountability will come.

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Yeah, but I got to give a shout out to Celeste.

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She posted something just like it's I just responded like damn rose did you tell her

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to join patron again?

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Yeah, Celeste, you have to do that or else we're going to get Celeste.

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Yeah, but it was just saying like all these girls saying that they're gonna withhold sex

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from guys because the election.

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Yeah, if you had that kind of discipline then abortion wouldn't be your number one issue.

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I was like, oh fuck Celeste coming in with just like just like a Matt Gates.

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For real though, nobody wants to have sex with you if you look like a thumb.

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Good point.

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Maybe you should be out there marching and get some exercise for those ankles to use

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for once.

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Yeah, what do you say to people that were offended by those remarks, Matt?

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Be offended.

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Don't be a thumb.

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I like him.

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I think he's actually cool.

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Even though he looks evil.

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He's a Jeremy fragrance.

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And I remember I saw, I think he was pretty close with Trump during the campaign.

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I don't know.

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We'll see what happens.

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We've been reporting a lot of political stuff, I guess, but yeah, we just care a lot about

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the country and the world and the state of comedy.

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Hey guys, if you want to get away from politics, just listen to bad comedy.

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If there's too much going on in your life, just listen.

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We don't talk.

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We, we get away from all that political stuff and we just do jokes.

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So join bad comedy podcast at patreon.com slash bad comedy and you don't got to worry

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about all the left and the right and the evil orange guy and the, you know, the world wars.

431
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We're here just to laugh.

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We don't, we don't talk politics, right?

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Yeah.

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I hate politics.

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I've been working on that.

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That's my clip.

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And then they're going to join and then it's all put that out.

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I already had like, I was like, Mike Dwyer, you should be on the pod.

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You want it?

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And then he was just like, I don't know if I should be actually.

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And then he's like, just it's all about Trump or something like, like Mac loves Trump or

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something else.

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I was like, yeah, I guess, is that the new rumor?

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Yeah.

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And that's why I just think, I don't know.

446
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Well, he's right.

447
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I guess I'll stand the test of time right side of history.

448
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Cool.

449
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Well, Mike Dwyer, guess what?

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You're not that funny on the weekend on the podcast anyway.

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Was he on?

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Yeah.

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Oh, okay.

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Oh, that's probably how he knew about that.

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Then you were probably talking about him.

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I wasn't there that week.

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No, I wasn't talking.

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It was me.

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Yeah.

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Well, we didn't want to be in Anthony Hernandez.

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I think we had Mike on just him though, one time and you know, I would remember.

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Yeah.

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No, he's, he's all right.

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Is he a secret listener?

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He's definitely a secret listener.

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Not anymore.

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He's just definitely.

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Yeah.

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He hates a big orange guy.

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Yeah.

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Well, if someone doesn't want to listen to our podcast because they don't like the big

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orange guy, go listen to.

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No, this is a time for unity in our country.

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You're being a Kamala right now.

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No, we saying you're at the wrong rally.

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No, we need to be what the people on the left were when people on the right were election

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deniers and we go, haha.

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No, no, no.

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This is we have to can't be sore winners.

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What about, okay.

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There's a lot of losers out there.

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Fine.

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I like Mike.

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Okay.

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They got fucked.

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All right.

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If you're a normal person that doesn't look like a thumb, it's way too isolated.

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No, I know if you're nor if you don't look like a thumb and a purple hair and you see

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grimaces and alcoholic grimaces and alcoholic now Tina post some felt bad.

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She's an alcoholic.

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No grimaces and alcoholic and that's her son.

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Oh, I thought he's chugging bruise.

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Someone dresses grimace and she died her hair purple back again.

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Oh, I don't know.

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But you know the history of that, right?

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I'd imagine why she did that.

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So grandma, Violet, her name was Violet and she died.

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And so then Tina died her hair.

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Died it.

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She killed her solidarity.

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Well, I got a tattoo and my grandma died.

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So that's actually more meaningful.

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The piggy.

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Sorry, Tina.

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My grand, oh my, I was at, I was in Iowa, which was awesome because I was surrounded

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by like minded folks and you didn't mind it one bit.

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No, I had a great time.

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But my grandpa, he's 95 and he did.

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He opened a child center.

510
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So he was a farmer his whole life.

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But he got really lucky in penny stocks.

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Wall Street.

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Yeah.

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And he probably got a call from Jordan Belfort a long time ago and he was like, yeah, I'm

515
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,440
in.

516
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:37,960
And then the company became Eli Lilly, which is like the big, like a top 10.

517
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:46,440
So he put a million dollars towards this huge like children's center.

518
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,120
And so there is like the grand opening of it.

519
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,640
It was also his birthday weekend.

520
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:55,080
So this is a building there that says like Mike and Jean Nepper.

521
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,920
That was my grandma Jean.

522
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:58,920
Nepper Super Big.

523
00:24:58,920 --> 00:24:59,920
Wow.

524
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:03,720
So having that for building and diaries of the Iowa folks.

525
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,920
It sounds like it's photo kids.

526
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:10,240
God, give it up for the kids.

527
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,240
Yeah.

528
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:12,640
In Iowa, we take care of our kids.

529
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,280
We're not like Hollywood where they take bad care of the kids.

530
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,760
We were trying to convince kids to turn trans ironically.

531
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:20,760
Yeah.

532
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,720
Well, they still probably should.

533
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:31,360
I mean, if you if your parents tell you to be trans, you probably should think about

534
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,360
it.

535
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:35,880
And a lot of people kind of think of us as their parents in a way.

536
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:40,400
So you should just think about being trans.

537
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:44,320
Your insurance might your insurance might not cover it anymore, though, coming up soon.

538
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,720
How about try to try the vaccine?

539
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,440
Give it a shot or two.

540
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,440
Yeah.

541
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,440
Get boot.

542
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,440
Get boosted up.

543
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,440
Boost.

544
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,160
Get boosted up.

545
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:58,680
Just take this whatever it is, whatever we want.

546
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,640
Yeah, especially democracy.

547
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:07,280
Especially with my body, my choice, except for getting drafted or vaccines.

548
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:11,800
Some of my really values democracy.

549
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,160
I love when there is no primary.

550
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,040
I love suppression of free speech.

551
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,040
No voter ID.

552
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,240
I love Jerry Mandarin.

553
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,400
Well, that's democracy.

554
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:30,520
That's yet to promote democracy by, you know, by people that aren't a part of that democracy

555
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,640
voting in it.

556
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:33,640
Politics, man.

557
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,640
Gay politics are gay.

558
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:43,640
So yeah, so we should talk more about, you know, frogs or just kind of gay frogs or Benjamin

559
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:44,640
Button.

560
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:53,360
I could talk about Barney has been trending, I believe, for what?

561
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:55,280
So they found a Barney egg.

562
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,520
A Barney egg.

563
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,560
So there's going to be a baby Barney.

564
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,800
I heard they found an old Alex Jones.

565
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,840
Talk about they found this old Holy City.

566
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,840
They didn't think he's this.

567
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:11,760
Well, folks, if you're at land, folks, if you like Alex Jones, you can hear all the

568
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,520
Alex Jones stuff second second hand here.

569
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,120
So you don't have to go all the way to Alex Jones.

570
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:18,480
You just come to us and we're able to summarize it.

571
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,640
It's like we need him to get some good news.

572
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,760
I can just be pumping.

573
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,520
You'd be such a hype man if he had good news to hype.

574
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,520
Yeah.

575
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:30,320
Just like, did you see this squirrel learn how to ride a skateboard?

576
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,520
Oh, remember, they can do tricks.

577
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,800
We were watching that 11 that election coverage that you hated the Stephen Crowder one.

578
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,600
But when they brought Alex Jones on and you ripped his shirt off, they've been they've

579
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,200
been like replaying that on like the Alex Jones thing.

580
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,400
I was like, I don't know if I'm going to.

581
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,400
We caught that live.

582
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,400
That was the one time he did it.

583
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,400
It was a special moment.

584
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:54,400
He's flexing and just let me just start talking about his routine.

585
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,400
He was just talking normal.

586
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,400
Yeah.

587
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:03,400
A screenshot of a bunch of stuff that I was trying to make like the ultimate highlight

588
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:08,600
of we did it, Joe, and then just show like like trains getting derailed and then just

589
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:14,080
like, you know, like Ukraine getting bomb Gaza, people burning a lot of free Palestine

590
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,800
and then Alex Jones like ripping his shirt off.

591
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,800
Yeah.

592
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:26,960
Or when he's like, he's got a whole team making those trains by day trains all night all day.

593
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:27,960
I'm gay.

594
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,960
Dan.

595
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,760
That should be our intro song.

596
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,760
Yeah.

597
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:36,000
So you can you can do the guitar part.

598
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,240
Sounds good.

599
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,800
So that it's not copyright.

600
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:45,640
Yeah, when you just pretty much you can beat copyrights just rewrite it or just play it

601
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,080
yourself and it's not copyright anymore.

602
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,580
Yeah, I'll play it.

603
00:28:49,580 --> 00:28:50,580
I'll just go.

604
00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:53,600
Bram, bram, bram, bram, bram, bram, bram, bram, bram.

605
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,600
It's an original.

606
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,600
I'll just do it in my voice.

607
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,600
Original take.

608
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,160
Oh, they had karaoke the last night we were in Iowa.

609
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,960
I was crushing it.

610
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:01,960
Slaying it.

611
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:06,040
Everyone is like just picks the most depressing songs.

612
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,440
I did some good.

613
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:09,440
I did some.

614
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,440
I did some.

615
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,840
I did some highwayman songs.

616
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,600
I did Hurt by Johnny Cash.

617
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,880
I did I did the reason by Hoopistank.

618
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,120
What's that?

619
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:31,360
I found a reason for me to change who I used to be.

620
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:36,480
It's funny just like those kind of songs really probably meant everything to the people they

621
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,960
meant something to.

622
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:38,960
Yeah.

623
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:39,960
At the time.

624
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:48,440
Everyone respects like Johnny Cash, but then it's just I found a reason for that wasn't

625
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,440
Johnny Cash.

626
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,440
No, I know.

627
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,440
Yeah.

628
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,760
I'm just saying that's like that's probably smack so hard.

629
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,760
Hoopistank, dude.

630
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:56,760
Yeah.

631
00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:03,840
I saw some girl in Germany that I followed was posting like Nickelback like remind me

632
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,520
of who I really am.

633
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,720
She's like God, I love this song.

634
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,720
And it's to be ironic.

635
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:15,880
So are the lyrics it's not like you say sorry.

636
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:16,880
Say sorry.

637
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:17,880
Is that what they say?

638
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:18,880
I don't know.

639
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,880
It's not like you say sorry.

640
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:25,200
I think you said so sorry, but maybe you think he's saying.

641
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,200
It's really badly.

642
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,200
I saw this.

643
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,200
I've been up.

644
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,200
I've been down.

645
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,200
Actually, to the bottom of every bottle.

646
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:35,200
That's a good that's a bar.

647
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,680
That's a bar actually.

648
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:37,680
I've been up.

649
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,360
I've been down to the bottom of every bottle.

650
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,360
A more creative.

651
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,360
The less it's going to resonate or be.

652
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,360
Yeah.

653
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,040
To memorize it.

654
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,560
Every bottle bottle of Malort.

655
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,560
I don't think so.

656
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,560
Is there a connection there?

657
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,320
I don't think he's been to the bottom of a bottle of Malort.

658
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,840
Not recently at least.

659
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:55,840
I'll tell you that.

660
00:30:55,840 --> 00:31:01,560
I saw Drake Bell stopped his performance of I found a way I found a way.

661
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:06,880
You know, like their song and then he said like, OK, I have to clarify this because

662
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:10,080
if you're going to sing along, you got to sing the right lyrics.

663
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,920
And he says, it's like, I'm fucking gay.

664
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:13,920
I'm fucking gay.

665
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:20,280
If you open up your mind or he says like it's like.

666
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:26,600
It's going to take some time to realign real line.

667
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:27,600
It's not realized.

668
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,600
It's real line.

669
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,440
He's wrong.

670
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,360
Drake Bell got raped by Nickelodeon.

671
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:34,360
So I don't care.

672
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,640
So he suppressed the word.

673
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,640
So he's wrong.

674
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,640
Yeah.

675
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:38,640
Yeah.

676
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,080
I know for a fact it doesn't want to realize it's realized.

677
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,600
It's over your shoulder.

678
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,200
You realize it's over your shoulder.

679
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,200
You don't realign.

680
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:51,240
Now, when I found out that those kids got raped on Nickelodeon, I thought childhood ruined

681
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,240
yeah.

682
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,480
I mean, I can't watch those shows.

683
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,800
It's more like Nickelodeon.

684
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,000
Does that mean you're talking about all these people at deep stage gets slimed?

685
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Yeah.

686
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
Yeah.

687
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000
It's just like.

688
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000
I'm just.

689
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Yeah.

690
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,240
Pelosi and other trading.

691
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,480
You're getting slimed.

692
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,080
Nancy Pelosi gets slimed.

693
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:17,560
New York is the alien looking guy who parachuted from Mars.

694
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,840
He's getting slimed hard.

695
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,000
We're gonna slime so many people.

696
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,880
We're gonna slime Obama.

697
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,200
Slime the swamp.

698
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,200
Slime Hillary.

699
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,000
Well, we're not political podcast.

700
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,080
No, we're not.

701
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,680
This is Nickelodeon politics combo.

702
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,320
Then Snyder should be locked him up.

703
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,320
Yeah.

704
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,360
What are they slimed them with?

705
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,360
Like.

706
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,360
It was like acid slime.

707
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:47,280
There's always stuff coming out with Disney and Pixar too.

708
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:54,480
And it's just they put perverse messages and symbols or they torture children.

709
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,480
And it's like what?

710
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,480
What the heck?

711
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,480
Yeah.

712
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,520
What's that realize all these people are our pet-os?

713
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,760
Do we just get a guillotine at the cap like at the Capitol?

714
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,480
It's gonna take some time to realize.

715
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,480
Yeah.

716
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,480
To realize.

717
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:10,480
Yeah.

718
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,440
We're not gonna real line back to that.

719
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,440
It's a real line.

720
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,880
I mean, it took Pete.

721
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:25,080
It took people a long time to realize that the deep state was watching your show over

722
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,080
your shoulder.

723
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:30,320
You know that they're watching you and trying to.

724
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,360
And then they just keep turning around.

725
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,520
To control you.

726
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:39,880
So just turn around and it's Donald Trump.

727
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,960
He's gonna save you.

728
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:47,280
No, in that documentary, like you saying, it just got worse and worse and worse.

729
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:53,240
And I was like, is he talking about the show or he's talking about the abuse?

730
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,240
The show too.

731
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:58,360
I remember they had.

732
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:03,120
It was supposed to be a game cube, but it was a game sphere or something because they

733
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,120
didn't want to get.

734
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,120
It's like an Xbox too.

735
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,120
In a way.

736
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:10,600
Yeah, what a ripoff game cube Xbox.

737
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:13,120
Yeah, we called mine the sex.

738
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,120
Be ox.

739
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,120
Yeah, we called mine the gay station.

740
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,120
Nice.

741
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,120
Yeah.

742
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,120
Same thing.

743
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,120
PlayStation.

744
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,520
I mean, PlayStation 2 is the best.

745
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,120
The every everything we downhill from there.

746
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,800
Yeah, because I stopped playing.

747
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:28,800
Games.

748
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,480
But then there's professional games.

749
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:32,480
Losers.

750
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:37,480
No, you had such a chance to connect with the audience on PS2 and then you made it all

751
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,480
about you.

752
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,480
Yeah.

753
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:44,160
Well, I just played, you know, the one player games like I played Tony Hawk.

754
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:48,480
I played, you know, Tony Tomahawk.

755
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,480
Tony Tomahawk.

756
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,480
Very woke Native American.

757
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:57,480
No, he's just a white man can jump.

758
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,480
Yeah.

759
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,480
You see that 720.

760
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,480
Yeah.

761
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:09,480
So do you think that audiences are going to be gay now?

762
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,480
That's that.

763
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,480
That's what happened last time.

764
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,480
Oh, because that's what someone warned me about.

765
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,480
But I showed up to Chris Screva's warned me about.

766
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,480
Oh, oh, sorry.

767
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:23,480
Sorry.

768
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,480
Back to faking news.

769
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:31,480
Stephen Hofstetter has deported himself from Pittsburgh.

770
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:36,480
Shut down the Steel City Arts Foundation and moved out of Pittsburgh.

771
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,480
I take full responsibility for this.

772
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,480
I take 100% responsibility for this.

773
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,480
Sorry, Steve.

774
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,480
Skedaddle.

775
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,480
You've ruined Pittsburgh enough.

776
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:51,480
Bad comedy has saved the Steel City of Pittsburgh.

777
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:52,480
We salute you.

778
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,480
Pittsburgh comedy scene.

779
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,480
And bye-bye, Steve.

780
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,480
How come he was never on the wall?

781
00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:59,480
I don't know.

782
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,480
We'll get him up there.

783
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,480
Just to strike his name off.

784
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,480
Yeah, we'll put him by DJ Darksy.

785
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:11,480
Yeah, like you could lower Bob to the bottom and then I'll be like those are the people that pretty much their career is like.

786
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,480
Yeah, but it's a good painting.

787
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,480
That's the only problem.

788
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,480
Yeah.

789
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,480
So what was the deal on that?

790
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,480
So you paid for that or you traded a painting?

791
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,480
I traded a painting for it.

792
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,480
What painting was it?

793
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,480
It was one of those eros of photo, one of those old Chicago photos.

794
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,480
I got three for a good deal.

795
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,480
It was basically a two for three deal from the American Legion.

796
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,480
So I traded the other one for that.

797
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,480
Bob Keenan's been going off on Facebook.

798
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:41,480
I know you can't see it, but just political posts after political posts.

799
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:47,480
Yeah, I'm sure he's happy with his life.

800
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,480
Yeah, he's writing a lot.

801
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,480
He's riffing on Facebook posts.

802
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:59,480
Yeah, Bob Keenan is, I mean, a good comedian, fun human.

803
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,480
I like his takes.

804
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,480
He's like the Steve Hofstetter of Chicago.

805
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:06,480
No, because he has no influence.

806
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,480
Because he doesn't.

807
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,480
Kind of you are current of this.

808
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:17,480
He doesn't have a, he doesn't have a indentured servitude compound like Stephen Hofstetter did.

809
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:22,480
This aerial was kind of, because she took a man when he was down.

810
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,480
You know, she was named after the song aerials by system of a down.

811
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,480
Wow.

812
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,480
It's like, life is a waterfall.

813
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:35,480
A thing from the river and nothing at all.

814
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,480
Pretty good song.

815
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,480
You could sing that karaoke.

816
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,480
Yeah.

817
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,480
I do sing that a karaoke.

818
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:49,480
I used to at the, at the cave afterwards because they do like metal karaoke downstairs.

819
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,480
System of a down syndrome.

820
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:59,480
It's a fucking hack joke that system or syndrome of a downs syndrome of a downs.

821
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:05,480
And then there's def camp for, for cutie.

822
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:09,480
If you're deaf, deaf con for deaf,

823
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:16,480
deaf con free Palestine, deaf, deaf cab for Peter.

824
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,480
He's like, my driver won't respond.

825
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,480
Yeah.

826
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:25,480
You ever, I was deaf the other day.

827
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:29,480
And I was like, I can't, I can't, I can't hear nothing.

828
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,480
And then you heard that.

829
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,480
And then read that.

830
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:33,480
Yeah.

831
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,480
God gave you two years.

832
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,480
One time somebody, yeah.

833
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,480
And one mouth to suck dick.

834
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,480
How do you say heard that in sign language?

835
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,480
Heard that.

836
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:44,480
Yeah.

837
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,480
Interpreted that.

838
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,480
Interpreted that.

839
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,480
Here's your sign.

840
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,480
Yeah.

841
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,480
Like here's your sign language.

842
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,480
Yeah.

843
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:59,480
That's the one thing I hate about sign language is they could be saying anything about me.

844
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,480
That's why I just like, they did this to me one time.

845
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,480
They did this.

846
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,480
It was like this sign.

847
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:12,480
And then they said, this sign, they put their finger across their neck.

848
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:17,480
So they put their, the middle, the finger that's in the middle upwards.

849
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:21,480
And then they put their finger across their neck.

850
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:22,480
Wow.

851
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:27,480
And then, and then they put, did a finger gun type of thing.

852
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,480
And then pointed at me.

853
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,480
And then I don't really know what that meant.

854
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,480
It sounds good.

855
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,480
Yeah.

856
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:40,480
It was probably like, it was probably like, it was probably like, I like, it was probably

857
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,480
like you have the number one voice.

858
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,480
They're pointing to my neck.

859
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:49,480
And then, and then they're probably saying, you're cool guy.

860
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:50,480
Yeah.

861
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:54,480
I just assume I don't, I don't, I don't speak deaf.

862
00:39:54,480 --> 00:40:00,480
To read between the lines sometimes it's just any communication they can do is a miracle.

863
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,480
Read between the lines.

864
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,480
The Helen Keller thing.

865
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,480
Yeah.

866
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,480
Helen Keller Poulsen.

867
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,480
The Helen Keller moment.

868
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,480
The Keller Poulsen die.

869
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,480
He's alive.

870
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,480
I won't say well.

871
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:21,480
That's what I like thinking of friends or family or just talking about me somewhere.

872
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:26,480
Just like, yeah, he's not doing well.

873
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:30,480
I just like thinking about it happening and I'll never know.

874
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:33,480
Well, the trees talk.

875
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:34,480
Yeah.

876
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,480
I'm alive and well, baby.

877
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:45,480
We got the lot of trees coming down because Chris Grieva's I was saying was warning me

878
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,480
that we're about to go through the woke woods.

879
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:54,480
Because of the election, like it's going to swing back to where I didn't realize we were in the edgy times.

880
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:58,480
We're kind of on the edge of the forest, but we're going to go into the thick woke woods.

881
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:03,480
Well, we have to be very, we have to, we can't follow that.

882
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,480
We can't follow the woke pattern.

883
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,480
I know, but you gotta say Faggot and retard.

884
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,480
No, but I think that there is going to be a lot of resistance.

885
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,480
That's how we do better. Exactly.

886
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,480
Yeah, but it's not about saying slur.

887
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:15,480
Faggot.

888
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,480
No, that's your, that's your, you gotta be an artist.

889
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,480
I have a gay brother.

890
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,480
Yeah, it's even more reason not to.

891
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,480
He says it so much.

892
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,480
Yeah, he does.

893
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,480
Yeah, but he calls straight people that so.

894
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,480
So, you know,

895
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:37,480
Well, at least he knows how deeply wrong it is.

896
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,480
That night he likes it.

897
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,480
Yeah, I'm, he sounds like a real comedian.

898
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,480
This guy.

899
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,480
So prank column.

900
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:50,480
Do you think all the transfer people are going to, they're going to transfer back, transfer back.

901
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,480
Yeah.

902
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:56,480
I think that's what's supposed to happen every four to eight years.

903
00:41:56,480 --> 00:42:03,480
It was pretty smart of the, you know, the Democrats to run on just like trans issues and abortion.

904
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,480
Yeah, it seemed to really work out.

905
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:13,480
They kind of said, I had death before the transition to the, I like that.

906
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:26,480
And I saw, I think I sent you the video, but it was people protesting in Chicago about, about protesting against like genocide in Palestine.

907
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:34,480
And then also that I sent you a thing below it, showing that Israel and Palestine and right after Trump got elected want peace.

908
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:39,480
Yeah, a bunch of examples that are similar in different countries.

909
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,480
Just about.

910
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,480
The EU is going to buy gas from us instead of from Russia.

911
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,480
Yeah, just a lot.

912
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:51,480
I don't know, just having their reputations not so bad.

913
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,480
No, it's why it's why rhetoric works.

914
00:42:53,480 --> 00:43:00,480
Same thing is people, people are going to deport themselves in the time before he gets there.

915
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:04,480
There's going to be a certain amount of self deportation, less migrants will come in in the meantime.

916
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,480
This makes us sound racist.

917
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,480
No, it doesn't.

918
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,480
Illegal immigrants I'm talking about.

919
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,480
I know, but just people will say that's racist.

920
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,480
I don't care.

921
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:20,480
And now I'm just saying that's like, I don't think deportation is like, it's bad for them.

922
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:22,480
Good for us, brother.

923
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,480
Well, I mean, but it's horrible for them.

924
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:34,480
Yeah, but it's like, it's like a half, there's like 300,000 missing children and like, like a half million murders and rapists.

925
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:39,480
That's not good.

926
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,480
That's that's what they're going to that's what they're going to start with.

927
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:50,480
But a nice deterrent is people because like, if we tell them you come here, will you stay in a five star hotel?

928
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,480
We'll give you a debit card and a cell phone.

929
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,480
That's not what they call it.

930
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,480
They get Debbie's card.

931
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,480
Sorry.

932
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:57,480
Terminology.

933
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:58,480
Yeah.

934
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,480
If you give them incentives to come, they'll come.

935
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,480
Can we keep Ken fluoride?

936
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,480
Ken fluoride's got to go.

937
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,480
So I can.

938
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:06,480
Yeah.

939
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,480
You're getting James Najjar.

940
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,480
You're getting the important.

941
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,480
Well, James Najjar confirmed terrorist.

942
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:17,480
He's got to go like a Cooper communist.

943
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,480
He's got to go.

944
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,480
Paul Fair.

945
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,480
Brian Crow.

946
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,480
He's a bird.

947
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:28,480
So he's got to go get locked in the zoo.

948
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:40,480
I just hope that the fans just the views probably went down from 150 and our fans are mostly R&Rs, you know, the

949
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,480
Greatest and and Gracest.

950
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,480
I feel.

951
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,480
Yeah, I guess I'm just deeply affected by this.

952
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,480
The bike Dwyer comment just makes me think.

953
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:52,480
Oh, yeah.

954
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,480
I think we're just like good.

955
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:57,480
That means we're fringe or punk rock.

956
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:01,480
There's better punk rock than other punk rock.

957
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,480
We're punk rock, dude.

958
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:07,480
We got to be funny and get people's mind.

959
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,480
We're like, we're like Green Day.

960
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,480
I do like Green Day.

961
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:13,480
Yeah.

962
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,480
We're just a couple of American idiots.

963
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,480
We want to be American idiots.

964
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,480
Yeah.

965
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:26,480
With the opposite of Green Day because I want to be an American because now the rebels have flipped the rebels of society.

966
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,480
Finally, I accomplished my goal.

967
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,480
Yeah.

968
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,480
Now, now this is when we explode.

969
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,480
This is when we widen our.

970
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,480
Yeah.

971
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,480
You know, when come town exploded.

972
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,480
2016.

973
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,480
It's time for us to explode.

974
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,480
Yep.

975
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,480
Metaphorically.

976
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:47,480
Yeah.

977
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,480
So we can't be like, oh, I can't say things.

978
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,480
No, it's not that.

979
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:53,480
It's just.

980
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,480
I can't say things.

981
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:58,480
I feel like it's like a narrower.

982
00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:59,480
Yeah.

983
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,480
Well, it would be like, fuck, this is all they're talking about.

984
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:08,480
It's also, yeah, I mean, but just mostly like pre and post selection.

985
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:13,480
It hasn't been like a constant thing.

986
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,480
It's been pretty constant.

987
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:16,480
Oh, good though.

988
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,480
Only like, I just missed a good old days Mac.

989
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:20,480
Like what?

990
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,480
What are you going to talk about?

991
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:27,480
We just talk about doing a deep dive on bees, and then it would show like a clip of you

992
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,480
saying like, so today I want us to do a deep dive on bees.

993
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,480
Yeah, that's better with a gas.

994
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:38,480
And talk about bugs, bugs life big.

995
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,480
I was thinking big daddy.

996
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:41,480
Big daddy.

997
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,480
Tom Hanks.

998
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,480
What about babe big daddy in the city?

999
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:51,480
A lot of people know Tom Hanks starting big daddy.

1000
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,480
He was Frankenstein.

1001
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,480
Tom Hanks.

1002
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:55,480
Tom Hanks.

1003
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,480
Tom Hanks.

1004
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,480
Tom Hanks.

1005
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:58,480
Exactly.

1006
00:46:58,480 --> 00:46:59,480
That's what I'm talking about.

1007
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:00,480
Yeah.

1008
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,480
What about pinky and give me some brain bitch?

1009
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,480
Tom Hanks Williams Jr.

1010
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,480
I like that.

1011
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,480
Yeah.

1012
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:13,480
So he's an actor, actor, pedophile country with a lot of country singer.

1013
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:18,480
Like that's why he's an outlaw.

1014
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,480
I mean, that's dude.

1015
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,480
Yeah, we're outlaw comedy.

1016
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,480
We got outlaw president.

1017
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:29,480
It's all outlaws, dude.

1018
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,480
But we got the Hell's Angels sponsor us on the wall.

1019
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,480
You can't see it on camera.

1020
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:35,480
Angel.

1021
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:38,480
We got a hell saying shout out to the Hell's Angels of Chicago.

1022
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:42,480
We're sponsored by white class surge, which historically makes me.

1023
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,480
Hey, don't don't say white.

1024
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,480
You can't say white.

1025
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,480
Okay.

1026
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,480
Sponsored by claw.

1027
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,480
By the claw because it says what?

1028
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,480
Remember the remember the no laws when you're drinking claws.

1029
00:47:55,480 --> 00:48:00,480
Remember the remember the claw and toy story and all the aliens were scared as

1030
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,480
how?

1031
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:02,480
Oh yeah.

1032
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:07,480
The aliens were like the pizza place.

1033
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:08,480
Yeah.

1034
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,480
Oh, that was that was timeless.

1035
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,480
What was that pizza place?

1036
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:18,480
It was the place that the fans right now must be just someone's shaking there.

1037
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:24,480
How do you not know it's like some planet pizza, rocket pizza or something?

1038
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:30,480
No, I'm thinking about the one that really had really had children kids in the basement.

1039
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:31,480
Oh,

1040
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:35,480
remember Pizza Gate?

1041
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,480
Yeah.

1042
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,480
So they had a bunch of kids making pizzas.

1043
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:40,480
Yeah.

1044
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:44,480
How come everything we needed we need a new word for scandals aside from something gate.

1045
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,480
They gave us called the Watergate Hotel.

1046
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:50,480
Now you have deflate gate pizza gate bill gates.

1047
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,480
Elon was saying his would be elongate.

1048
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,480
That's cool.

1049
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:56,480
Yeah.

1050
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,480
Yeah, no more gates.

1051
00:48:58,480 --> 00:48:59,480
Yeah.

1052
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,480
Elon's kind of a lame though, but he's gate gates.

1053
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:09,480
He was like, yeah, I want to call it the Department of Government of Government Efficiency because

1054
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,480
it's doge.

1055
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:15,480
The person across him is not laughing.

1056
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:19,480
He's got he just says find simple things.

1057
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,480
I mean, he does have Asperger's.

1058
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,480
So he's really, you know, USA.

1059
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:30,480
He doesn't really have all the social cues, but he also has the rest of his brain is just

1060
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,480
massive on fire at all on all cylinders.

1061
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:38,480
So he just categorizes like, oh, this is something people like.

1062
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:43,480
Yeah, he does like dogs and he does understand funny stuff in comedy though.

1063
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,480
Like he he posts funny stuff.

1064
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,480
He likes he likes to laugh at things.

1065
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,480
He loves to laugh and live.

1066
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:55,480
He likes to laugh about the prospect of going to jail forever if color elected.

1067
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:59,480
He's like one of the same my kids again.

1068
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,480
I just wonder like there are so many threats to humanity.

1069
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:08,480
Like what things could he do if he just had Alex Jones in his ear at all times because

1070
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:13,480
he just went and kind of helped save the country helped when Pennsylvania.

1071
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:17,480
Well, he definitely he definitely watches Alex Jones clips on X.

1072
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,480
He's definitely always on X.

1073
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,480
It's just kind of like he just went.

1074
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:25,480
I wonder how he schedules his day into that when he realized that was a threat.

1075
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,480
Yeah, the threats free speech.

1076
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:31,480
And then like the elections just not being real elections anymore.

1077
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:38,480
And so it's like, what else could you be like their turn the frogs gay or something like you'd be like, we need.

1078
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,480
I mean, that turn out to be real.

1079
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:41,480
Yeah.

1080
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:45,480
But it's like, what could you want to do for the frogs?

1081
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:49,480
Yeah, we got to make go to make frogs straight.

1082
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,480
Oh, make them hop again.

1083
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,480
The fries make frogs hop again.

1084
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:58,480
I think my Elon impression is just going to be East London cockney accent.

1085
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:04,480
We go to Mike go to frog stripe.

1086
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,480
We got yeah, sometimes you have an accent sometimes you don't right.

1087
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:09,480
Sometimes you have an impression.

1088
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,480
What about this?

1089
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:11,480
It's Elon.

1090
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:12,480
Elon.

1091
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:13,480
Elon.

1092
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,480
Alexander Jones.

1093
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:23,480
Yeah, it looks like we go to Mike the frog stripe.

1094
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:26,480
That's fucking good.

1095
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:31,480
That's Alex Johnson Elon Musk makes together but it's Elon from East London.

1096
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:35,480
Sometimes it's hard to mix in three things folks.

1097
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:40,480
So I mean, you try being a comedian and doing impressions all the time.

1098
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,480
I get the impression that you probably couldn't do what I do.

1099
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,480
Folks, I'm not talking to you Dylan.

1100
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:46,480
I'm talking to the folks.

1101
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:48,480
Yeah, folks at home.

1102
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,480
Yeah, could never do this.

1103
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,480
Yeah, I can't believe my clock is still melted up there.

1104
00:51:53,480 --> 00:52:02,480
You guys can see this but I have a melted like drippy like kind of like Salvador Dali painting but might actually painted.

1105
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,480
But if they're melted.

1106
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:07,480
Clock is melt.

1107
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:14,480
Kind of like yeah, kind of like it's like Salvador Dali Erica Dali raped me.

1108
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,480
Yeah, meltdown.

1109
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,480
She's probably a secret listener.

1110
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:25,480
Yeah, just shout out to our secret fans Bobby Buzz push ups thinking about you.

1111
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,480
Shout out to Bobby Buzz.

1112
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,480
She's sprinting and just thinking about you at the end of the sprint.

1113
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:34,480
Yeah, getting you again owning that ass again.

1114
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,480
My brother ran ran a marathon.

1115
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,480
I told him it's a sprint marathon.

1116
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:43,480
And dumbass gas himself in the first mile.

1117
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:45,480
Retard.

1118
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:46,480
Idiot.

1119
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:50,480
Like he's running around like that.

1120
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:54,480
Yeah, fresh and original.

1121
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,480
Brave comedy.

1122
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,480
Why doesn't Bernie Sanders go by Barney?

1123
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,480
Brave comedy pod.

1124
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,480
Barney Sanders.

1125
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,480
You should go by Barney Sanders.

1126
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,480
It'll be like, come on kids.

1127
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:06,480
That's what you think.

1128
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:09,480
But wait, let's all I guess this is more Kermit.

1129
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,480
Come on kids.

1130
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,480
Let's all become socialists.

1131
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,480
We all get the same amount of things.

1132
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,480
You work harder though than you.

1133
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,480
You don't work at all.

1134
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:22,480
Okay.

1135
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,480
You got to make it sound more Bernie though.

1136
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:28,480
Yeah, well that's just Barney's saying I'm just doing socialist things.

1137
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:30,480
Do Kermit in the first place.

1138
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,480
Hey, hey, I'm Kermit.

1139
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,480
Hey, how's it going?

1140
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:35,480
I'm Kermit the frog.

1141
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,480
It's not easy being green.

1142
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,480
He's got to figure out that insurance for all.

1143
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,480
Yeah, he's got to figure out.

1144
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,480
It's for all.

1145
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,480
Yeah, there's a certain.

1146
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,480
These fucking.

1147
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,480
There's a certain part of your vocals that you can.

1148
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,480
Turn to a certain way to do the.

1149
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:57,480
I am not or does.

1150
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:58,480
I'm not.

1151
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,480
I'm not gay.

1152
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:01,480
I'm Kermit.

1153
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,480
I'm not gay.

1154
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:07,480
It's not easy being.

1155
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:12,480
It's not easy being Merle Haggard.

1156
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:17,480
Yeah, Kermit Kermit Sanders Kermit Sanders.

1157
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:26,480
It's not easy being a Muppet Kermit was like a name that people used to actually have.

1158
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,480
He's the frog of Sesame Street.

1159
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:33,480
Well, I was like no Kermits anymore, but that was that's like an old school name that people

1160
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:34,480
actually had.

1161
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:35,480
Oh yeah.

1162
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:40,480
I'm familiar with any current meter to I'm gonna actually you do you actually know Kermit?

1163
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:44,480
I know of a Kermit really who the frog.

1164
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,480
My grandpa.

1165
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:48,480
Oh really?

1166
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:54,480
Yeah, that's middle name Kermit does my ex-wife's middle name and then Kermit the frog comes

1167
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:58,480
in and then steals their thunder in a way out.

1168
00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:59,480
Yeah.

1169
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:04,480
Someone can't make the dealings the frog now my sister's Franklin the turtle.

1170
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:05,480
This is a fan of the Muppets.

1171
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,480
I might tell her to name her kid Kermit.

1172
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:12,480
Someone said I sound like the chef or the Swedish chef from there.

1173
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,480
I said, I don't sound Swedish.

1174
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:15,480
Yeah.

1175
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:16,480
What am I a fish?

1176
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,480
I think I'm just a bunch of gibberish.

1177
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:19,480
Yeah.

1178
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,480
What do I work at Ikea?

1179
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:25,480
I see Ikea sounds like it should be like an Asian thing.

1180
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:29,480
You know, I tried to get this girl doesn't like it shouldn't Ikea be Asian?

1181
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:32,480
It sounds Asian, but it turns out it's like Swedish.

1182
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,480
Ikea car.

1183
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:35,480
Ikea.

1184
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:38,480
Well, okay, so there's Kia the brand.

1185
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,480
Korea is has the EA.

1186
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:41,480
Korea fair.

1187
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,480
It all comes together.

1188
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,480
It's backed by the Chinese folks.

1189
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:46,480
Ikea is Chinese.

1190
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,480
They pretend that they're Swedish.

1191
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,480
Also sounds like a Tia Tamara sister.

1192
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,480
Well, it's kind of she's an only child Ikea.

1193
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:55,480
She's an Asian.

1194
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:57,480
It's kind of like a two way twister.

1195
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,480
Yeah, like hurricane Ikea.

1196
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,480
Yeah, hurricane Ikea.

1197
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,480
I like that.

1198
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,480
Hurricane Tia and Tamara.

1199
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,480
Once we run out of names.

1200
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:08,480
Yeah.

1201
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,480
And we need to start doing doubles.

1202
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:19,480
So like once we get to Z, we've probably already been there, but we start to be a like like like

1203
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:48,960
as an

1204
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:54,540
Greg Gartuziak Hunter Hirsch Hunter Hirsch

1205
00:56:54,540 --> 00:57:00,940
Ike Ike what's Ike's last name? Ike Ike Ike Ikelbaum

1206
00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:04,780
No we need real ones Ike Abad Ike

1207
00:57:04,780 --> 00:57:10,120
I want to ooh alright I need to write these down for my sister Ike Abad

1208
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:13,500
Gary Goldman Ike Abad and Kermit are two good names for a kid

1209
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:19,440
Oh I already did G did we did we even do the alphabet right just now?

1210
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:24,320
We just skipped uh skip G yeah and one other one I think

1211
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:27,400
Gary Goldman then we need G

1212
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,840
Kermit Ike Abad

1213
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:33,400
What about Horace?

1214
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,120
What about Pete?

1215
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,440
Horace is a good

1216
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:39,640
What about Mary?

1217
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:40,840
What about Bob?

1218
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:41,560
No I want

1219
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,000
What about Bob?

1220
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:47,240
Well the last name is I guess you know what his last name is?

1221
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,160
The husband?

1222
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,200
Gary Jones

1223
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,600
You know what his last name is?

1224
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:51,320
No

1225
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,320
Bork

1226
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:54,840
Is that BJ Bork?

1227
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,760
No

1228
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:58,560
W Bork

1229
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:01,000
It's really insulting to do that

1230
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:01,760
What?

1231
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:04,760
We don't excuse yourself for the fans

1232
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,840
You use you a fans

1233
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:08,840
But just quality and comedy

1234
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:09,400
What are you?

1235
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,200
Inherently being a people please

1236
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:11,800
What are you?

1237
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,560
That's an alliteration

1238
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:15,480
Alliteration is symmetry

1239
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,480
What are you offended by my burp?

1240
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,160
They just might just be kind of

1241
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:20,920
I think that's what just Bernie's floating out

1242
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,040
This might be like

1243
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:24,040
I think that's like a worse product

1244
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,440
No I think that burp just Bernie's floating out

1245
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:28,360
No it might just be like

1246
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,840
You know it just makes even worse

1247
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,040
Oh

1248
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:33,000
Maybe

1249
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:38,840
Well I'm gonna I'm gonna ask the audience to excuse themselves from being offended

1250
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,440
I think there's a comic Jake

1251
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:42,120
Something Jake Johnson

1252
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:43,160
Joe John Joe

1253
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:45,320
I have a friend named Jacob Johnson

1254
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:48,360
There's one who's funny has a good 50 cent

1255
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:49,400
Material

1256
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,640
Yeah I like 50 cent

1257
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:53,640
We've done enough of this

1258
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:54,680
And Calum

1259
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:55,720
No we haven't

1260
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,360
It's not even alphabet

1261
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:00,840
I do the sigma bet

1262
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,120
Um

1263
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:03,960
So never give up

1264
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:05,320
Work hard, dream big

1265
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:06,920
Keep smiling and be positive

1266
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,440
Lisa Lampinelli

1267
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,440
Mark Marin

1268
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:17,240
Is that gonna be a nick or just a nate

1269
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,440
Or just a

1270
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:19,400
Yeah

1271
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:19,960
Neo

1272
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,560
I don't know whatever anything is to end

1273
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,480
Even when I'm spelling out something phonetically

1274
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,080
My brain is like just breaks

1275
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,520
Because I only know one thing off the bed

1276
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,640
You can see all paths in your mind

1277
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:33,560
Yeah they only go to one spot

1278
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:35,160
There's so many names I could probably find

1279
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:35,560
Mm-hmm

1280
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,720
Um but

1281
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:41,960
Work hard, never give up, dream big

1282
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,040
Be positive, keep smiling

1283
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,400
Uh project, paton

1284
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:48,680
I'm looking at my gay corner

1285
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,440
And it's just one of the corners

1286
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,520
You have your four pillars of success

1287
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:57,720
You have the gay corner

1288
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:58,840
Gay corner

1289
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:00,680
Straight corner, the bi corner

1290
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:01,560
Yeah that's the cool

1291
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,640
And then the pan corner

1292
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:06,280
The success corner, the nothing corner

1293
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,680
Well this one is where you got the lights

1294
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:09,880
The lights we never use

1295
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:11,720
Zeke Zugler

1296
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:12,920
We have

1297
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:14,440
Zeke Zugler for Z

1298
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:15,240
Yeah, we got

1299
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,920
Yoni Geisler

1300
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:18,040
Yeah

1301
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,120
Zeke Zugler

1302
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:22,360
Oh we've had a lot of cards decline

1303
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:24,440
Xavier Lamont

1304
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:25,400
I'm not happy about it

1305
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,280
So what are we down to

1306
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:32,760
Well I have to hit up these people whose cards have declined

1307
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,400
It'd be cool if just you know

1308
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:38,840
If our baddie army was ever just like

1309
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:42,680
You think about the people in your life and you're like

1310
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:46,200
This person actually, this person probably would like

1311
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:50,120
I should do a heavy recommend to this person

1312
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:51,160
Or it's like a

1313
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:52,760
Yeah maybe you should recommend us

1314
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:56,600
Word of mouth is just the best

1315
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,400
Yeah it's better than word of ass

1316
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:03,240
Word of mouth is almost as good as working that mouth

1317
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:06,920
Yeah hey guys get out there maybe post some signs

1318
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,320
Sign up for bad comedy

1319
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,800
You know like the elections are over

1320
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:13,880
Now it's time to join bad comedy

1321
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,720
Like give us a confidence we need

1322
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,760
Give us a confidence boost

1323
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:22,760
Just like the Alex Jones seaweed extract supplement

1324
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:25,000
You can buy that at AlexJonesstore.com

1325
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,000
SeriousNider

1326
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:31,400
Tignataro

1327
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:35,720
Queenie, Queenie bitch

1328
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:37,320
Yes

1329
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:39,480
Rhonda Rousey

1330
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:43,960
What is Queenie bitch?

1331
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:45,160
What is it?

1332
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:45,720
What are they?

1333
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:48,600
I think I heard that

1334
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:54,760
It like maybe Queenie bitch like either doesn't tell people

1335
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:58,760
Because they like seeing people kind of

1336
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:03,160
Act all weird and nervous when they like don't know

1337
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:05,960
Oh so they're androgynous I think that's what it's called

1338
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:09,960
Maybe but I think maybe just a guy

1339
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:13,160
Well I know that Matt Brown is just a gay man

1340
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,400
It's like you're super trans

1341
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,920
But then part of the bit for some people I guess is

1342
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,120
Matt Brown has the

1343
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:21,160
Seeing you squirm

1344
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:25,480
Matt Brown has the swaggest sports coat so

1345
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:29,560
Like a like all it's like all all sequins

1346
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:32,920
I got a cool fucking joker

1347
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:34,760
Oh I can have a joker coat

1348
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:36,920
I'm gonna see if I can borrow a Matt Brown

1349
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:40,600
Sequin jacket for maybe I'll bring back Elton John Ledley

1350
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:45,400
Matt Brown yeah like Miss Brown he said he put her to death

1351
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:49,080
Oh this is the name Matt Brown now on the thing

1352
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:52,840
Yeah I said like this is like the burial of Miss Brown

1353
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:53,880
Or something that's like

1354
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:55,080
That happened recently

1355
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:57,480
Yeah I said like this is a fictional character

1356
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:58,440
That's a Trump effect

1357
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,720
But so this is a fictional character

1358
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:06,840
Maybe the matrix the matrix is finally broken

1359
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:08,040
And we're back to reality

1360
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:09,560
It's we're back to the 80s folks

1361
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,080
Wet t-shirt contests

1362
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,800
We're back to we're back to jet skis

1363
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:15,960
Wherever you can get flights in high school

1364
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:19,000
You can get huge guns

1365
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:28,120
Yeah we're America's back folks yeah no more no more worries

1366
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:32,760
You know the song don't worry about that thing

1367
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:34,520
That's actually what that song was about

1368
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:37,320
Well the problem with that song is it was written so long ago

1369
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:38,920
Might be time to worry again

1370
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:42,840
Every little thing it can be a right

1371
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:45,560
Don't worry you know that you got that

1372
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:46,520
Be happy right

1373
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,280
It was uh it was

1374
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:49,480
Every little thing

1375
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:51,240
It was Bob Gupter

1376
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:52,280
It's gonna be alright

1377
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:53,560
It's gonna be alright

1378
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:54,520
He's talking about the

1379
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:56,280
Right most love

1380
01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:58,840
Don't worry about that thing

1381
01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:01,480
It's gonna be alright

1382
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:04,760
Every little thing he's talking about the house and the sun

1383
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:07,560
It's gonna be alright

1384
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:14,840
Yeah but we are the alternative to the right and the left

1385
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,480
Yeah we're a dorsal fin

1386
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:20,600
But we're a dorsal fin that that can switch anyway

1387
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:21,320
You never know

1388
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:22,200
Raise middle class

1389
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:27,640
One day yeah you you know you guys know that we were born middle class

1390
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:31,400
And it's we were born raised middle class

1391
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:36,280
And uh we just want an opportunity economy really

1392
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:42,360
Before my uh B what's it called B B W I had a middle

1393
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:42,840
I had

1394
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:45,160
I just want an opportunity economy

1395
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:45,720
Yeah

1396
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:46,040
You know

1397
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:47,400
Just like

1398
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:49,400
So what

1399
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,560
My teacher the economy doesn't exist

1400
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:52,680
Yeah

1401
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:56,920
And then I fucked a bitch in that class

1402
01:04:56,920 --> 01:05:00,840
Because I was just telling her just nonsense I was telling this teacher

1403
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:02,840
Oh dude the stock market

1404
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:03,640
I didn't impress the girl

1405
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:07,080
The stock market's been been booming

1406
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:11,560
Yeah but the stock market doesn't exist ladies

1407
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:14,120
That's some girl math for you

1408
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:14,760
Yeah you know

1409
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:16,200
That's that baddie math

1410
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:16,520
Yeah

1411
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,920
That shit ain't even real

1412
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:24,360
Oh god I was gonna go up to the veggies and say

1413
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:27,160
What's this white boy doing with these wack ass shoes

1414
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:32,920
I was really excited to get on stage and just kind of

1415
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:33,960
Say stuff like

1416
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:34,600
I've done that

1417
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:36,280
On god and stuff

1418
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:36,920
I've done that

1419
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:41,320
Yeah but it's funny you're my voice because it's very monotone and

1420
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:42,040
Yeah

1421
01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:44,120
Unsure

1422
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:44,840
Monotone

1423
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:47,400
Monotone

1424
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:47,800
Monotone

1425
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:49,480
My name is monotone

1426
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:55,720
My voice does not fluctuate but it actually kind of does

1427
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:59,080
My voice is monotone like what do you mean I sound Jamaican

1428
01:05:59,640 --> 01:05:59,800
Yeah

1429
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:00,840
This monotone

1430
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:03,240
You're monotone yeah monotone

1431
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:07,640
I remember being in I think it was like

1432
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:11,000
Oh no somewhere down there

1433
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:11,640
Somewhere

1434
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,840
Somewhere along the way

1435
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:16,520
They were just like

1436
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:21,080
Uh yes sir can I show you my talent

1437
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:26,200
And it was it was like on a cruise excursion or something or they let us out of the boat

1438
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,600
And then they were just all saying the same line like

1439
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,840
Sir can I please show you my talent

1440
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:33,320
I don't know what you were talking about

1441
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:36,360
It was like uh people trying to make sales like

1442
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,360
Like just what's

1443
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:39,720
It was the same talent

1444
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:44,920
I think that he was there but then he was a spectacle

1445
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:45,400
Yeah

1446
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:46,600
They were like

1447
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:49,320
You can't eat from the same talent

1448
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:55,000
Imagine him in China so he went to Japan but I want to see him go to China and walk around and people would be like

1449
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,000
Oh

1450
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:00,600
This is this big man he elephant

1451
01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:03,480
This this the American elephant pig

1452
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:08,200
The fatest man and biggest man in the world ugly too

1453
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:11,400
Yeah in Japan they call him pigzilla

1454
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:12,440
Pigzilla yeah

1455
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,440
No pigzilla

1456
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:18,360
He was walking around downtown everyone's sort of running away

1457
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:20,920
Pigzilla run

1458
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:22,920
The government had no answer

1459
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:25,560
Yeah

1460
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:29,480
Yeah shinzo well shinzo got shot but he also saved trump

1461
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,680
People were trying to jump off the building

1462
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:33,800
Did you watch the video I sent you

1463
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,560
I was just catching them and eating them

1464
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:37,320
Did you watch the video I sent you

1465
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:37,960
Of which one

1466
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:43,720
Shinzo was one of the yeah he was the leader who got shot

1467
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,200
Well trump or trump was in office

1468
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:53,480
No he got shot in 2022 but he was the Japanese guy in office during trump's time

1469
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:57,960
And then he got assassinated in 2022

1470
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:03,160
Yeah but then he's saying like oh so that's why he was the wise dream

1471
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:08,120
He's like don old I will save you don

1472
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:13,240
He's like use your training move your head

1473
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:22,440
Yeah I saw bill burr talking about it too he's saying like I feel like that guy couldn't get shot because he's just such a spaz and he's like moving all the time

1474
01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:27,080
And he was trying to do a trump impression so he doesn't even know about my chart

1475
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:29,960
Yeah he doesn't know about my chart

1476
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:33,960
What he's saying just like I feel like the guy couldn't even get his aim on him because he's just

1477
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:35,800
Doing all these movements

1478
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:39,240
When I got drunk this past weekend I was doing that voice a lot

1479
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,960
Oh I believe it and they loved it

1480
01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:43,400
Yeah

1481
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:46,040
I was like I love these cookies

1482
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:49,720
And so what percentage of people there were trump fans versus

1483
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:52,120
Everybody not from Chicago

1484
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:56,360
But then so people your immediate family was there too and they're

1485
01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:59,400
Well, but just well my my uh

1486
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:02,120
brother-in-law is

1487
01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:06,360
He's his because I did trump around my sister, but he's trump. Oh, yeah

1488
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:12,440
So he really is the one that goes in the booth and votes for what he really believes. Well, I don't know

1489
01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:15,720
He doesn't parade it. I don't know if he voted

1490
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:18,520
Oh, because he didn't want to get into a fight

1491
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,200
Damn

1492
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:24,280
But then it's a half a fight, but or he secretly voted

1493
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:27,080
I don't know. That's rough dude

1494
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:32,840
Tucker and vick we're talking about I wrote in Donald trump because I don't want to any divisiveness

1495
01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:37,160
Yeah, and like I was so close to writing us in

1496
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:39,720
I wouldn't don't yeah

1497
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,640
because uh

1498
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:43,640
You know I I could not

1499
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:45,000
Oh

1500
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:50,040
The machine wasn't working. So I wrote in Donald trump. We should just run our own like election

1501
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:52,280
I think for a Chicago comedy and

1502
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:58,360
Yeah, if we're the ones controlling it, then we can just pick whoever and it won't be corrupt

1503
01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:03,800
We'll just pick who the people vote for us pick who the best podcast is plus however many votes we need to get us

1504
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:10,600
But there's still no what else Aaron chase podcast. What was that? There's one that was like second to us

1505
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:17,560
No, there was the an improv one. Yeah, the improv one was one that was like like doing okay

1506
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:24,920
And there's a roast battle one roast battle one. We were destroying. I just feel like because we won by so much

1507
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:28,120
I just doubt Jerry's, you know

1508
01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:29,800
well again

1509
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:31,800
because at least

1510
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:35,160
Whatever happens. It's okay. I have a lot of blackmail on Jerry

1511
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:41,320
Yeah, I have a lot of white males. Oh, yeah, he's persian

1512
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:44,200
You know, so he runs the media

1513
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:48,120
As long as you have blackmail on the media. I have blackmail and Kyle Lane

1514
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:56,040
Yeah, I mean we're the number one news source probably

1515
01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:59,480
Yeah, it's like

1516
01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:01,480
Right now we've been doing world news

1517
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:03,960
American news

1518
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:10,600
But there is healthy room for let's do some international news. So the ghost of shinzo

1519
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:17,640
So I did trump visited trump is from the sky and and told them to remember his training and to move his head

1520
01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:23,560
And then as the bullet was coming at trump the ghost of shinzo reached his hand down to move the bullet a little bit

1521
01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:27,080
And then saved him

1522
01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:29,320
So world news

1523
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:33,480
Well, we already went over some every terrorist group is like they gave up

1524
01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:39,000
I saw jerry jeremy fragrance. He posted a bible. Who's that?

1525
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:43,160
You know, he's number one influencer besides me. No

1526
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:46,600
I thought I saw your Carlson

1527
01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:49,880
He might be number one a

1528
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,840
Yeah, lower case

1529
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:57,880
What up? Well, what a jeremy fragrance. He posted a bible verse that said I am he

1530
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:02,760
And he didn't even I don't think he even gets it saying I am him

1531
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:05,720
You know a guy say I am him

1532
01:12:06,040 --> 01:12:07,000
Yeah

1533
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:11,960
And he didn't he just was talking about jesus or something. I'm now so this this guy

1534
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:17,640
Paul or something was saying he's being racist. I am him fucking that's racist if you if you

1535
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:21,080
That's like making a statement that you're a toxic man

1536
01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:23,560
He's a blonde hair blue eyed

1537
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:27,640
You can't no you can't just say you're a man. That's toxic masculinity

1538
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:33,160
Everyone starts as non-binary and then they pick when once they can talk

1539
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:35,800
There should never be a gender reveal party

1540
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:39,480
Well, actually it's not revealed until the kid says what they are

1541
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:43,880
Yeah, but then they have these parties they celebrate

1542
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:46,280
being

1543
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:47,720
binary

1544
01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:51,880
I saw a girl seeing the womb. You're a woman until you're a man or something

1545
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,840
I don't know what that means. I think it's the opposite

1546
01:12:55,880 --> 01:13:00,440
You it just depends how big your dick is and it's it's the opposite

1547
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:03,080
uh

1548
01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:06,360
Yeah, but you're a man until you're a man is a

1549
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:08,760
Detransition woman

1550
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:12,200
In the womb you start off as a a little a little boy

1551
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:17,480
And then if god realizes that you're not worth it to be a man, then they push your penis

1552
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:19,960
It's inwards inwards

1553
01:13:20,040 --> 01:13:25,400
Now so he's Jason said that his dick was so big it was wrapped around his neck. No

1554
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:32,040
That was a lie. It turns out he told me a secret that he actually had he's more of a vagina

1555
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:34,040
Oh, what?

1556
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,840
This guy is just full of fucking. Yeah

1557
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:40,200
Is he the riddler?

1558
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:44,600
Yeah, he said the doctor said he has a man's eye. No

1559
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:51,960
It was actually his long girl hair that was wrapped around his neck. Oh my gosh

1560
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:58,920
I didn't know that that was the carpet match the drapes. Yeah, sorry Jason. I wasn't I wasn't supposed to tell anybody about that

1561
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:07,400
I was gonna be one of my comebacks. Of course. He made fun of my baldness. But yeah, it's too late now. Yeah, way too late

1562
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:10,040
neither

1563
01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:16,760
I was pretty traumatized, but then I got some good comments. Oh, we do have to have we can maybe we can get around this week as a guest

1564
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:23,080
Yeah, maybe we'll have to roast her back. Yeah one-way roast. Yeah. We'll just do fat jokes

1565
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,560
No

1566
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:28,360
He's not even fat. I know that's why it's funny here

1567
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:32,120
It's like no, let's not bring up that

1568
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:34,600
I'm gonna

1569
01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:38,280
You're scary

1570
01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:43,480
Yeah, I love that term scary. Oh, I rolled my ankle playing kickball

1571
01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:46,120
Oh, really? Yeah

1572
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:48,120
Damn with the fam. Yeah

1573
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:53,400
Damn, just a family kickball. You think you're gonna have a good time. You roll your ankle

1574
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:59,800
Yeah, but the awesome thing was I was I was elevating and icing my ankle and people just brought me stuff

1575
01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:05,400
Oh, yeah, and I was like I had to roll my ankle more often milk this. Yeah, I milked it out of it

1576
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:09,400
I was like bring me some chocolate. I was like, oh, could you please bring me dinner?

1577
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:11,880
Please bring me a second

1578
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:17,240
Like I can't fight for seconds. Can you please? Yeah

1579
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:20,520
That's awesome. Please bring me a cookie

1580
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:23,240
The blessing in disguise maybe and then

1581
01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:26,440
If your team loses then

1582
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:30,280
We lost because it got injured it was adults first kids and adults lost

1583
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:35,000
But if you had but I think I think that my aunt yeah, I think she was a

1584
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:37,160
uh

1585
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:43,080
She was a double agent I think because it was a big kickball. It was like a yoga ball

1586
01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:47,880
She had the catch and then would drop it. I think on purpose and I was

1587
01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:53,240
Just p owed I would have been real ticked off. I was ticked. I was like what the heck

1588
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:56,120
I'm gonna pop this kick still kickle school stand

1589
01:15:57,160 --> 01:15:58,840
How to yell at her?

1590
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:01,880
Yeah, I kind of did I said you bitch

1591
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:05,320
How dare you defy me

1592
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:11,640
Oh, you choke right when all the pressure's on the championship you lend these kids

1593
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:19,080
It's develop a hubris. Yeah, I said, oh, you're gonna choke on the field. Well, I'm gonna choke you and then I choked her

1594
01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:24,200
On the ground the whole family was like max stop and I said I said it was a prank

1595
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:28,840
Everyone thought it was hilarious, which is a foolproof excuse

1596
01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:32,680
That's the that's the best thing about pranks is you can do anything you want

1597
01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:37,160
You say it's a prank then. Yeah, and you're all good

1598
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:45,320
I guess it's uh at tesla when I got in trouble the first time they were like dealing your energy is like

1599
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:48,840
Just kind of that's how this conversation started, but

1600
01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:52,920
I got him to admit that I was just too entertaining

1601
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:56,600
He's either too entertaining or too funny or something

1602
01:16:57,640 --> 01:16:59,960
And then that's how I like I mean either of those

1603
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:04,440
Yeah, but it was like I got him to say it. So to me that's

1604
01:17:04,440 --> 01:17:12,440
That's what happened. Yeah, I was just too entertaining. So you're a low key salesman. That was the problem. Yes

1605
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:16,920
I sold my boss. He tried to sell me a used tesla at one point

1606
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:21,480
He's just kind of I don't think it would have been worth it

1607
01:17:22,440 --> 01:17:27,240
It's probably cheaper than buying a new one back then and we worked there, but it would have been like

1608
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:33,080
Probably not worked like a year later because the software update. So it's like yeah

1609
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:36,520
That's the thing with those is this software trying to scare me

1610
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:42,520
Yeah, it's going on buddy. Yeah tesla should be kind of like apple

1611
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:49,400
Like like iPhones, you know, you get a lease and then you trade it in and then you get the newest one

1612
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:56,920
That's kind of what it's like the iPhone of cars. Yeah a lot of people be leasing. It's kind of like the i-car of phones

1613
01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:59,640
Yeah

1614
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:04,920
So I thought I was getting just an iPhone. I got a car a car phone

1615
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:09,320
Let me get this way a car a phone, but it's also a toy car

1616
01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:13,880
And it's like a transformer. Yeah

1617
01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:16,920
But you can't say that you can't say trans

1618
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:22,360
I wonder if that movie did better or worse during the whole trans movement

1619
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:29,000
And then you see I have a backpack that says transport on it or something. It's like what are you talking about women's boxing?

1620
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:31,000
Jan you talking about women's

1621
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,000
It's a good backpack. I guess it's

1622
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:42,120
Well, just instantly became yeah, what is it? What's the what is the transfer?

1623
01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:47,720
Transportation secretary do in the cabinet do they deport trans people? I think it's Pete Buttigieg

1624
01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:52,520
Yeah, he's gay. You wouldn't think that he would deport trans people transport

1625
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:55,640
Who knows dude? It's like what do you

1626
01:18:55,640 --> 01:19:01,640
I say trains all day Pete but but but fuck. I'm sure nobody's ever said that

1627
01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:04,520
No, I mean

1628
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:08,600
I'm sure I'm the first one to say that a guy with the last name but and he's gay

1629
01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:11,800
It's rough and you wonder nature or nurture

1630
01:19:12,440 --> 01:19:17,880
Already had some to do with Pete butt judge. He but he judges man's assholes a lot

1631
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:23,080
So yep, I want to fuck that one. Yeah. He's well. He's a powerful guy. So you probably Peter

1632
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:25,640
He probably lines up the buttholes and he's like

1633
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:31,320
You win and then Peter means penis a pecker. Yeah

1634
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:33,880
So his name is basically dick

1635
01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:35,240
ass

1636
01:19:35,240 --> 01:19:38,600
Well, I tell you I have a grand uncle named dick sass

1637
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:40,280
Really?

1638
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:42,760
No, you go. I don't know why he goes by dick

1639
01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:46,120
No way. That's where to go. That's why

1640
01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:48,840
Yeah, sass my ass

1641
01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:50,920
Yeah, he could go by rich

1642
01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:55,960
Rich sass. That's fine. You could he could go cool. You could go by Richard sass

1643
01:19:56,760 --> 01:19:58,760
Ricky Ricky says

1644
01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:06,200
Sassy, I love Thomas. Massey sassy. Massey. I was gonna try to find out. I hope to go. They put him in the cabinet. Yeah

1645
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:13,640
They need more highlights. Um, yeah, he says it's probably you sending those text messages pack your bags

1646
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:17,640
Everyone's saying pack your bags pack up your stuff

1647
01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:23,480
Yeah, that get ready. And I think it's nice even for the immigrants or if you're in the deep state

1648
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:29,560
Because you know how tough moving can be sometimes it's good to have a head start

1649
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:36,840
Sometimes you're saying just start packing now. Yeah a little bit each day. Yeah, so we're like immigrants pack their bags

1650
01:20:37,480 --> 01:20:42,760
Um, during this period, we're gonna let the deep state pack their bags. We're gonna a lot of time to pack their bags

1651
01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:49,000
You shouldn't take that one. You can donate some stuff. Maybe you can sell some stuff. Yeah, weird stuff. Shred some documents

1652
01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:52,280
Yeah, I should have some documents to leave some evidence. Yeah

1653
01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:56,600
By the time it's time to move, you know what moving not so bad

1654
01:20:57,720 --> 01:21:01,720
The weather's better in Mexico. How do they make sure that they don't just

1655
01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:05,080
Just shred everything

1656
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:09,240
Well, they kind of can't but I feel like there's still a paper trail of

1657
01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:12,920
When you're deleting a shit ton of stuff. Yeah, they have to have something like that

1658
01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:16,760
It's still gonna be some kind of water marks. Well because they do have like the

1659
01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:21,320
Inspector general who's supposed to look over all that

1660
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:23,240
but the

1661
01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:26,840
He's in the pocket of like the other guys. They're all like in collusion

1662
01:21:27,960 --> 01:21:29,960
Because he's the guy who like

1663
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:37,160
Who wouldn't say how many FBI agents are wearing a chance six

1664
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:41,800
Yeah, that was that was when that was a nasty Massey was actually grilling him

1665
01:21:43,480 --> 01:21:50,120
Exactly though, but then you send these people a warning like no, we're taking the power back. Yeah, and then for them

1666
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,200
It's like, okay

1667
01:21:52,280 --> 01:21:58,120
Do I want to do anything that's gonna make me look worse right now? Or do I say well, so that's why I think that Trump

1668
01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:00,600
Uh, just went with the whole

1669
01:22:01,080 --> 01:22:05,640
Iranian people were trying to kill him, you know, instead of saying that it was a deep state

1670
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:12,120
Because he didn't want the deep state to the think that he was onto them. Yeah, then they would have tried more stuff

1671
01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:16,840
But then like on the on the second assassination attempt

1672
01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:22,440
Like don't delete any evidence and all that and it's just like you want to get spared a little bit

1673
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:27,720
Yeah, you're gonna lose your job. But do you want us to go after you for charges? Yeah

1674
01:22:28,280 --> 01:22:33,320
We might I wonder yeah, well, we'll see what happens in the next

1675
01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:40,440
In the period before he's president. Yeah, take a bullet for him now. Yeah, I mean I mean he could

1676
01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:43,480
He's friends with uh

1677
01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:50,680
Sean Ryan who runs what used to be black water and he also has a podcast. Have you seen listen to Sean Ryan show?

1678
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:56,440
He has a podcast and he's the CEO of what used to be black water, but it's a mercenary

1679
01:22:56,440 --> 01:23:02,920
Uh group and he could just Sean Ryan could just like provide him an army to

1680
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:08,680
Damn, but apparently I was listening to or I saw a clip from

1681
01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:11,640
Patrick bet David doing who that is

1682
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:14,040
um

1683
01:23:14,040 --> 01:23:16,760
The guy thinks he's super cool businessman. Oh, yeah

1684
01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:19,160
um, he said when

1685
01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:21,160
Trump came the

1686
01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:23,640
FBI or not the FBI the

1687
01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:27,560
Whatever the security detail secret service plus whatever extra

1688
01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:29,800
uh

1689
01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:34,040
The Trump probably has the secret service plus his own people that he has to just to be safe

1690
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:35,960
um, but

1691
01:23:35,960 --> 01:23:38,120
He said that they came there every day for a week

1692
01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,280
So like just

1693
01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:46,840
Just check out the whole studio and they had to press like every button on their on everything on their other sound equipment

1694
01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:50,040
It's just to make sure that none of it was like to trigger anything

1695
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:54,520
Wow, um, uh, it's pretty funny

1696
01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:59,400
That's good at least and then it's like and then oh and then I guess on that day

1697
01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:07,000
Like they said they said there was like 40 vehicles outside like two helicopters

1698
01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:11,480
And he he wasn't allowed to tell anybody that Trump was coming on then on that day

1699
01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:15,400
And uh, so he wasn't allowed to tell his wife until the day before

1700
01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:20,920
Oh, damn and like he pulled up in his Porsche and then instantly like a german shepherd hopped on

1701
01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:24,840
So he's he's

1702
01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:27,560
He's trying to make sure he doesn't die. Yeah

1703
01:24:28,440 --> 01:24:30,840
So I don't I honestly don't think he'll be on

1704
01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:33,080
airplanes much

1705
01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:36,840
I think no matter what I think that's where he's most vulnerable is on a plane

1706
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:42,360
Where yeah, there's nowhere to run or they could just blow it up or yeah, but I think he'll be a lot

1707
01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:44,600
I think he'll be allowed to have anti

1708
01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:46,600
Uh, missile

1709
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:48,600
Uh jets

1710
01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:53,080
You know what they like shoot like they they heat things behind them

1711
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:58,520
Only things just like no matter what but I take off for landing stuff

1712
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:03,240
There's a million things they could do but I think him getting elected and then

1713
01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:06,120
It's almost like oh if you shot him then

1714
01:25:07,320 --> 01:25:13,080
Like he basically won the election by surviving. Yeah, I mean it's like if they did some to him now

1715
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:20,120
It would be like a forever stay. It would be a civil war. I mean that's like they weren't it wouldn't change

1716
01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:25,800
He was gonna have power but then if him and JD vans both got like shot down in an airplane

1717
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:28,040
Then there would be a civil war

1718
01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:31,720
It's like uh

1719
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:37,640
Yeah, I feel like it'd be asking more trouble long term. Yeah, I think Gavin Newsom talked about like seceding

1720
01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:39,960
It's like okay. Okay go

1721
01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:41,960
No

1722
01:25:41,960 --> 01:25:43,960
40% of the people there voted for Trump

1723
01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:51,880
But then it's like right now it's like kids in the palestine or whatever are gonna hate like israelis for life

1724
01:25:52,360 --> 01:25:56,440
So it's like if you want to make people hate democrats for life, then yeah

1725
01:25:57,320 --> 01:25:59,880
Try to do something but oh also, um

1726
01:26:00,840 --> 01:26:03,080
but uh

1727
01:26:03,080 --> 01:26:08,120
Who's the governor j.b. Pritzker? He said he said if you want uh

1728
01:26:08,120 --> 01:26:09,720
Uh

1729
01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:11,720
If you got to want to come at uh

1730
01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:17,160
Illinois laws you got to get through me first. He's so soft

1731
01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:19,560
He's a big guy. He's not yeah, but

1732
01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:24,520
Okay, if they're doing an Oklahoma drill and football, Donald Trump will run him over I think

1733
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:30,520
I just remember reading about how it's like he was like like removed all the toilets and like some homes he owned

1734
01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:35,800
To make it so they were technically like you couldn't live there. So there are different

1735
01:26:35,800 --> 01:26:37,800
Different type of status

1736
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:41,640
And at the time I thought that was dirty. I'm like that was dirty

1737
01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:47,640
Like compared to like all the other shit that happens. It's like that's not that's just kind of smart

1738
01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:51,000
Trump's talked shit about him. He said that like uh

1739
01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:55,320
But then he was also praising okay, he's from like uh

1740
01:26:56,360 --> 01:26:59,640
The he's a billionaire too and trump was like

1741
01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:04,520
He got kicked out of this. He got kicked out of the family because he was terrible at it

1742
01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:06,520
He said his whole family hates him

1743
01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:09,640
It's like jb is kind of a unique

1744
01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:11,480
abbreviation

1745
01:27:11,480 --> 01:27:13,880
It's cool. Oh, it probably stands for uh

1746
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:17,480
Jewish

1747
01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:19,880
Jumbo

1748
01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:23,560
Jumbo blimp

1749
01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:25,720
Fred's car

1750
01:27:26,360 --> 01:27:28,360
Why we need a different guy

1751
01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:30,920
Yeah, we just need everyone to be

1752
01:27:31,560 --> 01:27:33,400
uh

1753
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:36,680
Good, that's why I was thinking drain the swamp in linole

1754
01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:42,360
Yeah, well, we I'm okay with california is succeeding because I know they will not succeed

1755
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:44,840
Oh

1756
01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:51,400
Yeah, I was thinking you meant like they would just like give up with that. So no, no, no like leaving the us

1757
01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:54,920
So someone dropped map of like all the states have voted for

1758
01:27:55,800 --> 01:28:01,560
It's basically like new york city in new york city and up. Yeah, and then like you would dip down and got california

1759
01:28:01,560 --> 01:28:03,560
You know, they might have put chicago in there too, but

1760
01:28:04,680 --> 01:28:07,560
Um, no chicago. We won't go

1761
01:28:08,840 --> 01:28:10,120
Chicago

1762
01:28:10,120 --> 01:28:14,440
Yeah, we got enough illegal guns on the south side that like that like trump

1763
01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:23,480
Some part of me just loves the idea of thin my black chicks movie of being making that phrase work only in the movie

1764
01:28:23,640 --> 01:28:26,600
You've seen shoot that movie is gonna happen probably

1765
01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:28,840
Yeah

1766
01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:32,600
It's yeah, you don't believe in me. Have you written the screenplay?

1767
01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:35,400
I wrote that one scene

1768
01:28:35,480 --> 01:28:37,480
What you did you guys see the writing?

1769
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:42,120
No, you don't deserve to see the writing. I don't think you wrote it. It's all in a pinger

1770
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:49,960
I pretty much wrote it. Oh, so you have a concept of a plan. I have written part of it before already

1771
01:28:50,840 --> 01:28:54,040
Where it was just it started as a bit where I'm like maybe

1772
01:28:54,040 --> 01:29:00,280
Like I would say after an edgy joke like uh, I understand why don't get booked that much

1773
01:29:00,760 --> 01:29:06,840
And then people would laugh at that and then I would say like a bunch of reasons and then the reasons was like

1774
01:29:07,880 --> 01:29:10,760
30 deep and I was like fuck. I'm actually kind of

1775
01:29:11,960 --> 01:29:13,960
Not that easy to book

1776
01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:18,760
Yeah, and so it was a real life situation which you'll it'll be based on

1777
01:29:18,760 --> 01:29:23,240
Well, you got seen will be based you got to buy a typewriter and sort of type you know

1778
01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:31,240
My dad said the in college he he paid someone to type for him because it was just

1779
01:29:31,880 --> 01:29:38,200
Such a different world back then that used to be a major is on a type writer. You can be it was a major being a typist

1780
01:29:39,320 --> 01:29:44,680
That's great. Now it's a major being a racist, but then it's like I remember one of my teachers was like

1781
01:29:44,680 --> 01:29:49,800
A math teacher you're gonna hand this to me. You got a ponytail

1782
01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:52,600
You can hand this to me. It's not it's not even

1783
01:29:53,320 --> 01:29:56,200
Typed up. It's on hand written like

1784
01:29:57,000 --> 01:30:02,120
If you work for a company and you're gonna turn something in like you're gonna have a hand written or something. I was like

1785
01:30:03,160 --> 01:30:05,160
Dude, you have a ponytail

1786
01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:09,400
You should have told him uh, I could tell you about some good handwritten things

1787
01:30:09,480 --> 01:30:13,720
What about the constitution the declaration of independence ever heard of that ponytail? Yeah

1788
01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:18,920
You look like one of those like you're wearing one of those wigs from what that those guys were wearing

1789
01:30:19,240 --> 01:30:25,400
I thought that you might respect this ponytail. Oh, yeah, I thought that you were from the wig party. Yeah, so things

1790
01:30:26,200 --> 01:30:28,200
Real fucking only were

1791
01:30:29,400 --> 01:30:33,320
Smarter back then say how about this handwritten death threat? Yeah

1792
01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:38,120
Now we're talking I actually typed up a death threat and you have like a long you have a death threat

1793
01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:40,200
All the reasons you want to kill him

1794
01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:45,480
I use this like kind of scrapbook look in font looks like it's cut out from yeah

1795
01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:51,080
Yeah, I did come from different magazines. Yeah, it's more intimidating. I think yeah

1796
01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:53,800
That's the kind of thing that the

1797
01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:56,200
Joker

1798
01:30:56,200 --> 01:30:58,200
Yeah, well

1799
01:30:58,200 --> 01:31:02,200
Just showing my notebook. I think that was Jack Nicholson joker. I think wasn't it?

1800
01:31:03,240 --> 01:31:05,800
What had what sketchy notebook?

1801
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:11,240
The other letters would be just like different magazine letters probably but then

1802
01:31:11,960 --> 01:31:16,280
I saw like I think the most recent joker had a notebook like that

1803
01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:20,680
I I haven't seen that movie because tim dillon see he said he's he's he haven't seen that one

1804
01:31:20,680 --> 01:31:24,840
I mean just when he was talking when he was talking to rogan. He was saying it was so bad

1805
01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:28,760
That's like that's not even like it's it's watchable. Yeah

1806
01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:34,840
His rant was really funny when he was talking about it the first week or whatever

1807
01:31:34,840 --> 01:31:36,840
was just

1808
01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:43,480
Like his agents like this might be really big for you. You could be in the worst movie of all time

1809
01:31:44,760 --> 01:31:48,360
Yeah, and then the next week he did a fake apology at the beginning

1810
01:31:50,040 --> 01:31:52,040
On behalf of paramount

1811
01:31:53,960 --> 01:31:59,640
No, it seems but my problem is that when I saw the preview for it. I was like I get it

1812
01:32:00,200 --> 01:32:04,040
Like I get the concept. I think it's awesome. I think you might like it

1813
01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:07,320
I think I would love it because you like musicals like cats

1814
01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:15,160
Yeah, and to me there's no barrier from the original film to this one where it's kind of his own musical ideas

1815
01:32:16,120 --> 01:32:21,640
To me. I just think yeah, of course you would have like I just liked mainly a musical version

1816
01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:27,560
What I remember about this scene is that he did stand up and then it just turned out that no one laughed

1817
01:32:27,880 --> 01:32:29,880
at the other at the other thing

1818
01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:36,840
And then I was like, oh well the first one good thing the second part never happens to me, you know

1819
01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:39,400
Oh, yeah, because I always get the laughs

1820
01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:43,160
Right like when you're doing karaoke, so I didn't really get it. Yeah

1821
01:32:44,120 --> 01:32:46,120
With the stand-up part, but I

1822
01:32:46,200 --> 01:32:49,240
the most of I laughed out loud in the theater

1823
01:32:49,720 --> 01:32:54,280
And this is a Logan theater and in Logan Square when he did the knock knock joke

1824
01:32:55,240 --> 01:32:57,240
What did he say? He said uh

1825
01:32:57,240 --> 01:33:03,240
He's something about kids dying in a driving accident or something

1826
01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:07,560
Really? Yeah, and then no one laughs in in the crowd. Yeah

1827
01:33:08,280 --> 01:33:13,160
What a narcissist. He's all like people hate me because I'm mentally handicapped or

1828
01:33:14,120 --> 01:33:18,760
Yeah, because I'm sad or people don't understand the mentally ill and they should make a

1829
01:33:18,760 --> 01:33:26,440
Yeah, the Crohn's Joker like they've always taken me down. They've never they've always hated me because I've had Crohn's

1830
01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:33,240
The Crohn's joke. I had two assholes and you laughed at me

1831
01:33:37,480 --> 01:33:44,920
Who's the asshole now? Yeah. All right. We gotta close this off. Let's do more Joker voice on our way out

1832
01:33:44,920 --> 01:33:49,320
I just think you're gonna follow me at bad boy of comedy

1833
01:33:50,280 --> 01:33:54,120
on everything and join patreon.com says

1834
01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:56,840
bad comedy

1835
01:33:57,240 --> 01:34:01,880
My doctor said I wasn't an artist. No, that's something a ghost

1836
01:34:02,120 --> 01:34:07,880
My doctor told me that I was a little girl when I was a little boy

1837
01:34:07,880 --> 01:34:14,520
And he chopped my penis off now I have a pussy and

1838
01:34:15,800 --> 01:34:19,560
You know how I got this pussy, you know how I got this pussy

1839
01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:23,960
You want to know how I got this pussy

1840
01:34:26,440 --> 01:34:29,240
I was a young I was a young boy

1841
01:34:30,440 --> 01:34:34,680
And my teacher was a girl my teacher told me because I seemed gay

1842
01:34:34,680 --> 01:34:39,400
that I was a girl and then they

1843
01:34:40,360 --> 01:34:45,560
Chopped my penis off and made it a pussy. I have two assholes

1844
01:34:46,600 --> 01:34:48,760
And they you want to know how I got this pussy?

1845
01:34:50,840 --> 01:34:53,560
You know, you want to know how I got this penis?

1846
01:34:55,480 --> 01:34:57,640
I bought it. I was a young girl

1847
01:34:58,440 --> 01:35:00,440
people called me a tomboy

1848
01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:03,240
and the doctor said you're a boy

1849
01:35:03,240 --> 01:35:05,240
And then

1850
01:35:05,720 --> 01:35:08,120
They turned my pussy into a penis

1851
01:35:08,920 --> 01:35:10,920
What a gender reveal

1852
01:35:12,120 --> 01:35:14,120
And then I

1853
01:35:14,200 --> 01:35:16,200
Then I detransitioned

1854
01:35:16,760 --> 01:35:20,920
But then I realized I was a boy and I retransitioned

1855
01:35:21,640 --> 01:35:25,080
How many times can you go back in full war jokes on me?

1856
01:35:25,480 --> 01:35:29,480
But today the joke's on you the joke is my penis

1857
01:35:29,480 --> 01:35:32,360
Look at look at my penis

1858
01:35:34,440 --> 01:35:37,080
It's a pussy look at my pussy

1859
01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:40,040
And he was clapping

1860
01:35:41,640 --> 01:35:47,080
I clapped him I got him I slapped his ass and here we go you squirtle

1861
01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:52,120
Slime you want to know how I got this pussy

1862
01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:59,320
How did you get this pussy? I was a young I was a young boy

1863
01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:05,560
I was born a non-binary. I was a young little boy seemed kind of gay

1864
01:36:06,680 --> 01:36:08,680
I went to the doctor and they said

1865
01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:13,000
You're a girl. I'm a strong independent woman

1866
01:36:13,400 --> 01:36:17,640
And then they sent me straight to the hospital and chopped off my penis

1867
01:36:17,640 --> 01:36:21,720
Was that a good idea and then they gave me a pussy

1868
01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:25,640
So that's how I got this pussy

1869
01:36:28,200 --> 01:36:32,280
I'm against gender affirming. Look at look at my pussy

1870
01:36:34,440 --> 01:36:41,800
Look at me. Look at my pussy. Do I look like a woman with a plan and here we go

1871
01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:48,520
No, it doesn't have to be moist

1872
01:36:50,920 --> 01:36:55,880
Do I look like a woman with a plan? Do I look like a man?

1873
01:36:58,520 --> 01:37:09,480
Look at my pussy. Look at my pussy. He's looking his lips a lot. Which lips should I like today?

1874
01:37:09,480 --> 01:37:13,480
Why do I have a pussy?

1875
01:37:13,480 --> 01:37:29,480
He has the makeup on his pussy. The pussy bush is all green. You could go to the loops. Sorry to you folks that didn't listen to this far. This is the best funniest part.

1876
01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:34,760
Here we go.

1877
01:37:34,760 --> 01:37:49,480
He squirts all over her. Where is Rob? I love Rob. He's trope too. I love Rob.

1878
01:37:50,440 --> 01:37:53,560
Where's the cat man? He has a pussy too.

1879
01:37:57,720 --> 01:38:02,120
They call me cat woman. We gotta go on that. Because I have a pussy.

1880
01:38:02,120 --> 01:38:06,120
Follow Dylan at bad comedy baddie.

1881
01:38:06,120 --> 01:38:12,120
Comedy baddie. Follow me at the bad boy of comedy.

1882
01:38:12,120 --> 01:38:22,120
And folks, sorry for the late episode. We're gonna have a guest episode later on. Maybe we'll get Courtney and she beat us both in roast battle.

1883
01:38:22,120 --> 01:38:36,120
So we're gonna see if we can... Will you be the air and judge of that? We'll roaster back double. Or we might get Bill Burr.