1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,800 Where's just audio right now? 2 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:02,800 Hold on. 3 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:04,560 I feel like an audio sound. 4 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:05,400 You know that song? 5 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,920 Yeah, we're back to where we're audio. 6 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,560 But there's that one song that's like a stone 7 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:11,760 and I'm like, I'm rock hard. 8 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:18,400 And you're high, I long to be. 9 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,520 Rest in power. 10 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:23,080 Roomba room. 11 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:25,920 You know the gate corner, which I have one in my room, 12 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,240 but it's a little bit different. 13 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:28,560 We'll just leave it at that. 14 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:29,360 Yeah. 15 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:30,400 What's different about it? 16 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:32,320 Well, no, I said that we'll leave it at that. 17 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:34,720 Oh, I wanted to talk about my playlist. 18 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:35,480 My song. 19 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:37,760 I had to imagine the gay corner of your house 20 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:41,360 is naked men or something. 21 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:44,960 Well, I said that we'll leave it at that. 22 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:48,640 But you just hit the nail in the head. 23 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:49,920 But yeah, it's a corner. 24 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:53,720 You know, so the beta male has to watch the other males. 25 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,080 OK, gotcha. 26 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,320 The alpha and the sigma. 27 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:56,960 Yes. 28 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,600 Well, I mean, you keep the other four, the other three 29 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,880 corners like, oh, with all cool shit. 30 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,840 Yeah, like, and you take one. 31 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:08,240 And then you got like, you know, once I got the WWE, 32 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,600 like, like wrestlers and stuff. 33 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:11,640 Paul Abdul. 34 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:12,280 Yeah. 35 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,720 And then you got like some other cool shit. 36 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,200 And yeah, then you got a bunch of hot chicks 37 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,560 in one corner like Kim Klasek. 38 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:23,640 They're kind of a bunch of a bunch of hot Republican women. 39 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,080 So a bunch of hot Republican women. 40 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:26,880 Yeah. 41 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,440 Especially minority Republican women. 42 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:33,200 Strong, strong, strong black Republican women. 43 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,760 That's that's a parlay. 44 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,600 Oh my god. 45 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,240 That's a strong woman. 46 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:42,240 Because you got to stand up against the other ones that 47 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:46,160 that hate will hate you for it just because, you know, 48 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,120 like they're like, I'm a strong independent. 49 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:49,200 No, I'm not an independent. 50 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,160 I'm a Republican. 51 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,360 Yeah. 52 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,240 And I don't I do need a man's. 53 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:54,840 Yeah. 54 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:55,360 Yeah. 55 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,840 Mm hmm. 56 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:59,920 I'm a strong Republican woman. 57 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,240 And I do need a man's. 58 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,520 What about I'm a strong dependent woman. 59 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:08,080 I'm a weak dependent man child. 60 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,520 That's what all men should be is simps. 61 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,280 We need guys as a culture. 62 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:17,240 Can we just take some notes from Tim Walls and with Kamala 63 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:21,280 Harris, his husband, Jeff Bush, these these weak men, 64 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,880 we need to be we need to be weak like that. 65 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:27,120 Like, let's let women take the man's role. 66 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:32,960 But women, I mean, I'm totally cool with the the woman goes 67 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,240 to work, does all the work. 68 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,320 I hang out at home. 69 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:38,320 I'll clean the kitchen. 70 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,320 I'm doing drugs. 71 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:42,080 I'm watching daytime TV. 72 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:42,480 Right. 73 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,240 I'll clean the house during the daytime. 74 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,120 I'll clean the house once a week and then I'll make dinner. 75 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,040 Yeah, order dinner. 76 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:49,480 Yeah. 77 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:50,480 Yeah. 78 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:54,160 I'm totally cool with being a house husband. 79 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:55,360 I get an allowance. 80 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,160 Yeah. 81 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,040 Yeah. 82 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:00,680 And you know, and then and then I respect my wife. 83 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:04,160 I just yeah, I respect my wife for for doing work and you know, 84 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,680 but we need to switch the roles. 85 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:07,720 They have to work. 86 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,360 We don't. 87 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,680 It sounds like a well, the only problem is kind of like, 88 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,000 why do they need us then? 89 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:19,400 That's the main problem now is if I used to just have like, 90 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,320 they couldn't get credit cards and now it's like. 91 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:27,120 Now they can kind of do their own thing. 92 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:27,840 Yeah. 93 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,440 Well, what? 94 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:30,320 Well, they need. 95 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,160 Well, they need us. 96 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,080 They need us. 97 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:33,240 So economic. 98 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,880 Then they need us for love. 99 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:35,800 Yeah. 100 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,280 And they care more about love than dudes do because they're more 101 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:39,000 emotional. 102 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,280 They got because they got their their brains are like, like, 103 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:45,640 like our brains are just like. 104 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:48,080 Hey, like we're just. 105 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:55,040 Yeah, we're just like old machine with like one one metal piece 106 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:58,880 turning or one or two metal gears turning and then their brains 107 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:03,440 are like we like yeah, it's like alarms and all these. 108 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:08,080 It sounds like a casino kind of in their head. 109 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,040 Just going crazy on some bonus or something. 110 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:11,480 Yeah. 111 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,920 And then like, like you'll wake up next to them and they're like, 112 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:18,920 did you have a dream about another woman and what graphics 113 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:19,440 are going? 114 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,000 So how could you think about that? 115 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,640 Like what? 116 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,600 Some kind of hell of an imagination. 117 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,520 Little is she know. 118 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:26,520 Yeah, women do. 119 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:27,360 That's my gears. 120 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,880 They do have good imaginations, to be honest, even if it's 121 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,040 like complete delusions. 122 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:32,280 No. 123 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:35,800 And so then it's like, OK, so the love thing and then they just 124 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:39,760 do self love or woman love. 125 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:40,920 And that is OK. 126 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:44,800 So I guess they can do their kind of healed and stuff. 127 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:45,280 Yeah. 128 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:46,280 Really. 129 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,520 I think they need they need a love. 130 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:52,560 But then they realize like just the toxic like traits and stuff 131 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,000 in there. 132 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,760 Maybe just better off just kind of like doing their own thing. 133 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,040 Yeah, but. 134 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,960 But but there are women that work now. 135 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:04,440 You know, yes, hard. 136 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:09,280 Yeah, I think that women are physically stronger than men. 137 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,320 Absolutely. I mean, they should be. 138 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,760 I feel like they always are. 139 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,480 And that's why they should be competing in. 140 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:18,080 That's why men should be able to compete in women's sports. 141 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:19,280 I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm sorry. 142 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:19,960 Lifting weights. 143 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:20,800 I don't mean men. 144 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,240 I mean, transitioned. 145 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,520 Or I mean, trans women should should be able to compete in women's 146 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:29,800 sports since biological women are clearly stronger than men. 147 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:33,400 When I see a man, I think that's just an untransitioned woman. 148 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,360 Exactly. 149 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:36,440 Yeah, it's like should be temporary. 150 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:36,840 Yeah. 151 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:37,720 One way or another. 152 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,120 That's why I'm voting for Tim Walls. 153 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:43,480 Tim Walls is basically the best like female. 154 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,520 Yeah. 155 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:46,320 Like it's like a Kale agenda. 156 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,920 You don't need to be an alpha male. 157 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:52,400 You should be a you should be an omega male. 158 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:55,840 That's the last that's the last letter of the Greek alphabet. 159 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,200 Alf of female. 160 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,480 Alf female. 161 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,080 I think you should be a female. 162 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:01,800 I think it's a little bit of a female. 163 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,000 A female. 164 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:03,880 Wow. 165 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,960 OK, is that a coincidence? 166 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,080 Oh, I think not. 167 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:08,640 Yes. 168 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:12,800 Isn't there there's a military trans person 169 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,840 and Bruce Jenner is kind of alpha. 170 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:17,520 And they have a military industrial complex. 171 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:18,640 Yeah. 172 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,640 I don't know what their deal is, their personality. 173 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,120 Yeah, I think that Trump will probably change it 174 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,640 to a military industrial simplex. 175 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:29,120 Yeah, it's like simplify stupid. 176 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:29,720 Yeah. 177 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,560 And then make my head sometimes. 178 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,880 So this is what I'm thinking that Trump should do it. 179 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,920 If he wins because I want him. 180 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:41,320 Walt's I like I like watching Tim Walt's jump around 181 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,520 and like kind of like have his limp hand. 182 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,360 Like like, you know, like it's not gay. 183 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:49,480 It's just kind of it's just showing that. 184 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:49,920 It's hot. 185 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:50,960 Just hop, Scott. 186 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,360 Yeah. 187 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:52,800 Yeah. 188 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:53,560 For that. 189 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,520 Wave when he waves with two hands. 190 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:58,480 Like that's just kind of that's the new man. 191 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,600 That's the modern man. 192 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,440 Probably gets his nails did. 193 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,160 He probably gets his toenails painted. 194 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,680 Oh, yeah, he's probably pretty. 195 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,360 I bet he's got pink toenails. 196 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,520 And that's that's the kind of men that we need in this nation. 197 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,240 And his little way I bet he's going to fly away. 198 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:14,720 Yeah. 199 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,120 One of these days. 200 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:16,760 Yeah. 201 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,920 So then women should probably be doing 202 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:21,080 the all the ones in the military and coal mines. 203 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:21,520 Yeah. 204 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:25,040 And it's like a man should never be lifting weights. 205 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:25,400 No, no. 206 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:31,120 That's disgusting to try to extend your biological. 207 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:34,120 It's like male privilege and you're 208 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,880 supposed to be taking estrogen therapies 209 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:39,600 and doing estrogen storms. 210 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,120 Yeah. 211 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,760 And that's the scariest storm. 212 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:45,600 Well, what I'm thinking is Jesus, these women 213 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,160 need to take the wheel. 214 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:47,680 Right. 215 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:47,960 Yeah. 216 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,840 It's like, can we get the Virgin Mary to take the wheel? 217 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:51,560 Yeah. 218 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:52,480 Fine. 219 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,800 It's it's clearly. 220 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:59,080 Clearly, it's a cultural thing that men, you know, 221 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,880 have become the hunter hunters that 222 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:04,400 gathers with women and the homemakers. 223 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,560 That's all cultural. 224 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,560 That's all cultural. 225 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,720 And it's BS. 226 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:09,000 Yeah. 227 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,080 It's brainwashing. 228 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:10,560 Yeah. 229 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,640 The cavemen were brainwashed. 230 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:16,160 You've seen the you've seen the caves that they drew in the caves. 231 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,560 The women they drew. 232 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,440 Yeah. 233 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,960 They're brainwashed. 234 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:21,200 Yeah. 235 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,080 They got brainwashed by probably the Neanderthals. 236 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:24,840 Hard. 237 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:26,440 Yeah. 238 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,320 I hate it. 239 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:30,640 I just think, you know, it's given them our roles. 240 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,480 I think it's no, we're giving women their roles back. 241 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,680 Yeah, exactly. 242 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,680 The ones that they deserve. 243 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:37,520 You've always been the one, the real fighters. 244 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:37,720 Yeah. 245 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:41,240 I think about most most bugs, the women or the alphas. 246 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:42,480 The queen bee. 247 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,360 Is that a. 248 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:43,800 Yeah. 249 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:44,200 Yeah. 250 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,680 This is pretty much only with bugs. 251 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:48,440 But I mean, we're pretty much in a bugs life right now, 252 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,280 I tell you. 253 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:49,480 Yeah. 254 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:52,080 It's like, where's my beautiful black and yellow queen bee? 255 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:53,080 Yeah. 256 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:53,840 Mm-hmm. 257 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:56,280 It's pretty much in the last, like, 10 years, 258 00:08:56,280 --> 00:09:01,200 so we've kind of moved to an alternative reality. 259 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,560 This is pretty much the world we're in is like ants 260 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:04,520 mixed with bugs life. 261 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:05,320 Yeah. 262 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:09,040 It's just like, these are groundbreaking, literally 263 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,640 groundbreaking feature films. 264 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:12,800 I might watch ants tonight. 265 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:16,120 I want to watch ants in bugs life and bee. 266 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:16,720 Yeah. 267 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:20,840 Maybe I'll watch ants first because ants is more, 268 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,720 because you got to pay attention more with ants 269 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:26,440 because it actually has like real world like connotations 270 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,040 and like war and stuff like that. 271 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:28,920 A lot of symbolism. 272 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:29,420 Yeah. 273 00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:31,760 There's just some sexual undertone. 274 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,960 And Woody Allen is the voice. 275 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,560 And he's, I mean, he's toxic. 276 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:37,120 Yeah. 277 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:40,480 So that's, I'm going to have to maybe, when he goes, 278 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:44,040 I'll have to mute whenever the character Flick is talking. 279 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:45,480 I think his is the name. 280 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:45,960 Yeah. 281 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,640 He's like, Z, Z is his name. 282 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:48,560 Yeah, and there are some good apps. 283 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:51,720 And then Flick, I think, is the name of the one 284 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,840 in bugs life. 285 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,320 Is the main character of ant in bugs life? 286 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:57,000 I don't know. 287 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,160 I feel like I forgot. 288 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,760 I remember the big caterpillar. 289 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:00,360 Yeah. 290 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,480 A bug's life. 291 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,480 And it's like, Dan, what is it like being a bug? 292 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:04,200 Shit. 293 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,000 Yeah, shit. 294 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,680 I ain't never been no bug. 295 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,440 I love to be a fly on that wall. 296 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:09,360 Shit. 297 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,080 I like to be a bee on that wall. 298 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,800 So you think? 299 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:13,960 Who knows? 300 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:17,000 How much would it suck to be like a normal bee? 301 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:17,640 Uh-huh. 302 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,960 That doesn't sting. 303 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:23,160 And then, being a spider. 304 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,600 Everyone is supposed to get it. 305 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:25,100 Yeah. 306 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:27,960 But then again, sometimes people keep the spider 307 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,280 to protect them from the other bugs. 308 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,960 You keep a pet spider. 309 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,360 Most people don't do that. 310 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,840 Well, I'd say. 311 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:37,400 But now you're right. 312 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,280 But maybe unlike a back porch, I don't like that. 313 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,440 But yeah, they are creepy. 314 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,440 They can't fly away. 315 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,080 Because they kill mosquitoes and stuff and flies. 316 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,160 Why eight legs? 317 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,200 It's just so many legs. 318 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,040 That's too many. 319 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,560 What I call them is eight-legged freaks. 320 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:55,320 Yeah, something like my ex-wife and her three ex-wives. 321 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,600 That's an eight-legged freak on a leash. 322 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:05,880 They're all voting for JD Vance, that toxic guy. 323 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,720 Yeah, it was going to advance misogyny. 324 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:08,320 Yeah, what is he? 325 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,240 Is that what he's short for? 326 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,120 Alpha and the chipmunks. 327 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,720 That's what I call him in Trump. 328 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,320 I do want to watch that movie too, 329 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,920 soon the Christmas version, the chipmunks. 330 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:17,920 Yeah. 331 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:18,840 Yeah. 332 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,720 God, when they're singing and it's like so beautiful. 333 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:22,200 I know. 334 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,640 Yeah, the chipmunk voice. 335 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:26,640 That is that movie, a Christmas movie. 336 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,280 No, only Die Hard is. 337 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:32,920 I don't think the Christmas story or Santa Claus 338 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,800 or Santa Claus has come to town. 339 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:37,640 None of those Christmas movies, only Die Hard is. 340 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,320 Die Hard, how about Live Soft? 341 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,720 Sounds like my marriage. 342 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:41,840 My last three marriages. 343 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:46,760 Honestly, if we want to get society on track, equitable, 344 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,240 we should change the name of Die Hard, Live Soft. 345 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,440 Yeah, and especially because, you know, 346 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,720 Bruce not doing so good. 347 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:53,760 He's not almighty. 348 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:54,760 Yeah. 349 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,280 And instead of Live Free or Die, 350 00:11:56,280 --> 00:12:01,520 it should be Live Controlled and and and be OK with it. 351 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:04,400 Yeah, it's just like it sounds like my last three marriages. 352 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,040 Sounds like my wife, to be honest. 353 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,360 And I loved it. 354 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:15,160 So I mean, my all my wives divorced me, you know. 355 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:18,720 But that's their I mean, they're they're strong women. 356 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,480 Like I probably had a common. 357 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,080 The common denominator is they're women. 358 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:23,720 Yeah. 359 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:26,960 And they have beautiful lives to go live and be free. 360 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:27,320 Yeah. 361 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:31,200 And to go work and you got to let them go. 362 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,400 You got to let them go work and make millions. 363 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,000 And you stay at home. 364 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,160 The men stay at home in the kitchen. 365 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,880 The men get back in the kitchen, men. 366 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:40,200 Yeah. 367 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:40,800 Yeah. 368 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,480 Just getting the corner. 369 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:43,880 Yeah, I'm tired of these. 370 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,160 He's toxic. 371 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,520 Andrew. 372 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,520 What this Andrew Tater top. 373 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:49,360 Nice. 374 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,080 Because she should be in the kitchen. 375 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,640 Yeah, a little loser. 376 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:53,720 What this? 377 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:54,920 He means Joe Rogan. 378 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,200 Really Joe Brogan. 379 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:56,760 Nice. 380 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:57,280 Yeah. 381 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:02,120 It takes all these all these alpha toxic bros listen to him. 382 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:02,760 Rogue Joe. 383 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,800 It's disgusting. 384 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:05,920 No, it is. 385 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,040 It's but sex. 386 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,960 I have anything but sex in my marriage. 387 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:11,520 Yeah. 388 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,760 My last three marriages. 389 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:17,640 Dude, Donald Trump is deranged. 390 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:18,680 I don't. 391 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:19,880 People say I have a syndrome. 392 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,320 No, he's deranged. 393 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:26,120 It's like, why is he drive deranged Rover parked out there? 394 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,000 Is that his? 395 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,040 Yeah, probably. 396 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,480 That's how deranged he is. 397 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,400 Yeah. 398 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,960 He's drive something like deranged fascists. 399 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,560 I mean, what I call not being a fascist first 400 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,480 semi president second time. 401 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,920 That's how it goes. 402 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,560 Be president once. 403 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:42,880 Shame on you. 404 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,960 Be president twice. 405 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:46,720 Be a fascist. 406 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,400 Nice. 407 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,280 Yeah. 408 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,360 It's honestly just what a good long con. 409 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:55,360 And you know that Don would be the one to do a long con. 410 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:55,720 Yeah. 411 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:56,840 He's a con artist. 412 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,120 But yeah, I mean, four years. 413 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,800 The biggest con artist of all time. 414 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:04,600 He's stolen 12 years of our lives. 415 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,200 He got himself impeached. 416 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,560 He's stolen our freedom. 417 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:11,240 He stole our hearts. 418 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:17,480 Remember when you back in when you were president? 419 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,520 He was so mean. 420 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:23,120 And folks, it's a scam. 421 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,320 Sorry to get I'm sorry to get emotional. 422 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,680 No, it's OK. 423 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,520 It'll just let it out sometimes. 424 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,640 Yeah. 425 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,320 Yeah. 426 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,080 Not. 427 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,040 All right. 428 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,200 You got a baby. 429 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,400 Yeah, guys, we're not we're not cucks. 430 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,200 We're not beta cucks. 431 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,720 That was that was a long bit. 432 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:41,880 No, it's like that. 433 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,480 I'm nobody puts I was in the corner. 434 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,040 Yeah. 435 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:48,720 Honestly, my I started feeling like such a pussy. 436 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,600 You were talking like that for that long. 437 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,560 No, it's like that'd be one hell of a movie. 438 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,560 A cuck's like I could feel my testosterone levels 439 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,560 lowering as I was saying this stuff. 440 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,160 Good. 441 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,720 And I was like, I can't I can't continue this bit 442 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,320 without without breaking it. 443 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:06,200 No, it's just like the Astrid and Storm is past. 444 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,040 A cuck's life starring Tim Walsh. 445 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,400 This two shall pass. 446 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,360 Yeah. 447 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,360 Yeah. 448 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,760 My ass. 449 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:17,240 I think Tim Walsh would do a musical and called Tim 450 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:20,760 Tim Walsh dance the the the the gay joke. 451 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,400 The dancing generation. 452 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,560 The sensation. 453 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,520 You know, I love when he does jazz hands and stuff. 454 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:28,480 He's so gay. 455 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,160 Is he the Joker, dude? 456 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:32,680 I think so. 457 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,800 He's actually I mean, he's going to do a reveal at the end. 458 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:39,000 He's a gay guy with a fake crazy wife with a giant. 459 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,800 She's like she seems like an insane demon. 460 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:45,960 No, it sounds so he had sex with a boy or something. 461 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:46,320 Yeah. 462 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,400 Well, there's I think one of the things got debunked. 463 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,120 But OK. 464 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,840 He like got out of the bunk bed. 465 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:53,720 Yeah. 466 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,040 Yeah. 467 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,440 I'm we're both the bottom. 468 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:57,480 I told you this. 469 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:57,680 Yeah. 470 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:01,160 Accusations around the bunk bed and then they got coming down 471 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,520 to the bottom bunk. 472 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:06,080 But I think there's still stuff out there, 473 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,320 but it just needs to be corroborated. 474 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,320 I mean, he's he's definitely done something. 475 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:11,720 Yeah. 476 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,240 You just tell by him. 477 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,800 It's very funny when Tucker Carlson first saw him. 478 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,080 He made that call. 479 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,080 Yeah. 480 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,840 Why does he have on? 481 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,240 I'm sorry. 482 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,920 It's like it is like an advanced like vision or something. 483 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,440 Yeah, literally, because he really knew who Tim Walls was. 484 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:33,920 I mean, he knew that he was a bad governor in Minnesota 485 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:34,960 during the riots. 486 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,920 I mean, just with all the stuff that he probably 487 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,680 saw in the people he was around probably does 488 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,800 have like a computer like vision for like. 489 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,160 Yeah. 490 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:45,720 Yeah. 491 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,800 I mean, and you bad governor. 492 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,240 Yeah. 493 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,480 I mean, just like gay. 494 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:54,160 A lot of there's a lot more sharp people 495 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:59,440 in the independent right media than you have on the left media 496 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:03,480 because you got like Tucker never catch him slipping. 497 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:07,000 Like he always has to come back to stuff like Ben Shapiro, 498 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,240 Charlie Kirk, none of them are going to ever lose a debate. 499 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,880 No, this is like the big class. 500 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,960 Like some of the goats. 501 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:16,360 Yeah. 502 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,800 Yeah. 503 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,720 And then you have just a rambling like trying to dance. 504 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,920 Or it's like they really are dancing physically around 505 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:25,560 questions. 506 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,640 Sometimes she's like, are there any way I am. 507 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,960 Lie away because I have a different like, you know, 508 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:34,280 feed than other people, of course, on X and stuff. 509 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:39,440 But are there any people on the left that have a booth 510 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:43,080 or it says something left wing and change my mind? 511 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,200 Are they open? 512 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,560 Are they open to discussing? 513 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,200 Discussing things. 514 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,960 No, it's like, this is how it is. 515 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,200 And don't you dare try to change my mind. 516 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:51,700 Yeah. 517 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,680 For longer sign. 518 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,760 Too long to enrave. 519 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,240 You ain't going to change my mind. 520 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,040 Shit. 521 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,680 I'll let you try to change my mind because you might. 522 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,280 Yeah. 523 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:05,480 No, it's so I don't want to have no alignment. 524 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,160 I need to. 525 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:06,920 Yeah. 526 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,080 I think the issue is they. 527 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,320 Tognitive dissonance. 528 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,000 They refuse to have dialogue on that side, which 529 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,120 is a pretty big problem. 530 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:17,720 And a strength because it's ignorance is bliss. 531 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,200 Yeah. 532 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,160 It's like you playing poker. 533 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,240 They have no idea what they're saying. 534 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,280 Yeah. 535 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:27,280 And I don't want to be corrupted with structured art. 536 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:27,800 Yeah. 537 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,960 I don't want to learn what a fucking royal flush is. 538 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:30,960 Believe me. 539 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,360 The only thing, the only one that I know 540 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,280 is what a straight is. 541 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,680 That's all I know. 542 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,180 Yeah. 543 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,280 So you have no idea if you're gay. 544 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,160 Yeah. 545 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,000 Yeah. 546 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,440 So keep it that way. 547 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:40,940 Yeah. 548 00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:43,320 That's why I only have a gay corner of quotes, 549 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,960 not of guys having sex with you. 550 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,320 And my playlist is gay songs. 551 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,480 And you had a gay songs playlist, too. 552 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:51,980 Yeah. 553 00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:54,560 It's like five songs. 554 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:59,920 It was more like yours is a little more gay. 555 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:00,800 Yeah. 556 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:04,640 Mine's like a, well, I would call it de gras. 557 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:05,640 De gras. 558 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,640 De gras. 559 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,200 This is like cliche. 560 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,920 It's like Goo Goo Dolls and shit like that. 561 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:13,120 Yeah. 562 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,800 That's why I got some of them are, they're like the positive. 563 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:20,080 Just kind of like, go put your records on. 564 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:23,640 Tell me or, well, I'll tell you my favorite 50 gay songs. 565 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,200 Mine are more like, not set. 566 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,200 Mine are more like just emotional songs. 567 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,000 I don't even know. 568 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,200 I haven't even heard sounds gay. 569 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:39,000 I haven't listened to that playlist since I left my old job. 570 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,720 Was it like a depressing time? 571 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,680 And that's where you listened to like the same five songs? 572 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:49,320 I mean, I can listen to one song on repeat a thousand times. 573 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:54,160 For a while, I had this outlaw country playlist that I, 574 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,920 I mean, it probably had 15 songs. 575 00:19:55,920 --> 00:20:00,080 But I listened to only that for a year. 576 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,000 And then you get your Spotify wrapped. 577 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,400 You're like, yeah. 578 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,600 Well, it was funny because it said top genre hip hop. 579 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:11,160 But top five artists were, it was Willie Nelson, Waylon 580 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,680 Jennings, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, and another country 581 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,560 saying Chris Christopher. 582 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,400 My gay songs playlist is growing because the other day 583 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,160 Spotify was pretty good at suggesting. 584 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,000 I don't know what there's something going on there 585 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,880 connection, but they were just firing out just like songs 586 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:31,880 I forgot about. 587 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,880 And I'm like, oh, I need to add some. 588 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,840 Yeah, I need to add some Fleetwood Macs. 589 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,040 Oh yeah, you should definitely like you should. 590 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:44,360 Underly happens when it's rain. 591 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:48,040 And then man, I just wish we had like so much more time 592 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,720 because just do a whole Fleetwood Mac out. 593 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:51,600 You change. 594 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,160 Yeah. 595 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,960 10 Fleetwood Mac songs to Mac songs. 596 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,240 I wish we had more time in life. 597 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:02,800 Think about how many, how many if what if we had clock stoppers? 598 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:03,480 Yeah, exactly. 599 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,480 That's what we need. 600 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,840 See, this isn't this is a gold watch, but it's not. 601 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,120 It doesn't have the clock stopper. 602 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,160 No one can see this because we're audio, but I'm wearing 603 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,280 a gold watch. 604 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,080 It's got it's got a clock, but it doesn't stop. 605 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:15,920 You need this. 606 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,160 Yeah, the stop. 607 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:22,080 And guys, think about this is see this is the kind of advice 608 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,880 that I would normally only give on Patreon, 609 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:27,360 but I'm going to give it to you here for free as a sample teaser. 610 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,720 Every minute you waste. 611 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,320 Wait, hold on. 612 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:33,120 I just want to say like say like you're about to say and then 613 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,400 I want to say hit it and then you say it. 614 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,360 OK, I got I got some real real good for you guys. 615 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,440 I'm about to say a little teaser. 616 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,080 Hit it. 617 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:48,240 Folks, every minute of your life, it's it's ticking away. 618 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,880 You only have a limited amount of time here on earth 619 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,320 and treat it like that. 620 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:56,960 Treat every minute of your day as if it could be your last. 621 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:57,880 You never know. 622 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:01,120 Do something productive for your life. 623 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,600 Be motivated. 624 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:06,200 Make yourself build your future, you know, every minute 625 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:10,320 that you are sitting around doing nothing being hypnotized 626 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:16,840 by your phone watching Tim watching Congress. 627 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,680 Yeah, just watching a lot of Trump clips watching Trump 628 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,960 clips watching get off your watching. 629 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:26,640 Tim Dillon's new show watching the penguin get off your ass. 630 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:27,040 Yeah. 631 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,200 And why don't you learn a new craft? 632 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,600 OK, watch a Joker movie. 633 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,640 Why don't you learn how to dance? 634 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,120 But learn the waltz. 635 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,880 Yeah, do something. 636 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,320 Do something with your life. 637 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,320 Get a hobby. 638 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:47,240 OK, technology, TV is not your friend. 639 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,120 Go go get a friend. 640 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,920 I mean, of course, we're your friends 641 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,080 if you're a patron listening. 642 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:52,760 We're not a patron. 643 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,440 We hate you. 644 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,760 Yeah, so pay us to get. 645 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:55,720 We literally hate you. 646 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,880 Pay up or stop listening right now. 647 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,480 You could, we'll vouch. 648 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,040 You know, you could call us your friend, 649 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,880 but just unless someone really important, 650 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,240 you better know what they say like. 651 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,240 You can tell people that. 652 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,680 Check in with us if you come to Chicago. 653 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,200 Yeah, yeah. 654 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:13,680 If you're a patron, even if we don't know you very well, 655 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,400 you can tell people that you're friends with us 656 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,480 because we're pretty big. 657 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,080 So just kind of, you know, don't throw it around, though. 658 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,520 Yeah, don't like throw it around like, 659 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,040 oh, that we're good friends. 660 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,120 You know, you can say like, oh, yeah, that's my friend. 661 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,240 Yeah, you don't lie. 662 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,040 Yeah. 663 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,040 But time is slipping away. 664 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,120 It's of the essence. 665 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,120 Yeah, it's of the essence for now, 666 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,600 but there's less every second. 667 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,320 Think about it. 668 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,880 Get a stopwatch. 669 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,120 Money to start that. 670 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:44,320 Just multiply the amount of hours, you know, 24 hours a day. 671 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,440 And then multiply that times seven. 672 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,120 That's a week. 673 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:50,160 Multiply that times 52. 674 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,520 That's a year. 675 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,960 Multiply that times 70. 676 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,720 And then start to count down. 677 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,800 That's how long you have left to make a difference. 678 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:03,920 That's how long you have left to be whatever your dreams are, 679 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:09,360 to become rich, to help people, to smile, to be positive, 680 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:14,320 to dream big, to work hard, to provide for your family. 681 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,440 That's my farmer voice. 682 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,200 Yeah, and you love working hard. 683 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,040 I fuck it, dude. 684 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,160 You love working hard. 685 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,560 I admire it, dude. 686 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,280 When people, when I say working hard or hardly working, 687 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,520 and someone says hardly working, I want to punch them in the face. 688 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:29,640 Yeah, no, it's brainwashed. 689 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,000 No one wants to work anymore. 690 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,800 Except Mac loves to work hard. 691 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:34,600 I love working. 692 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,480 And that's something that this new generation is losing 693 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:38,840 is the hard work. 694 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,480 That's why I'm holding a hammer. 695 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,800 You guys can't tell on audio, but that's not the gavel. 696 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:44,800 See, this is the gavel? 697 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,440 Yeah, that's the legal hammer. 698 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,360 That's the gavel. 699 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,840 This is when you want to fix the laws. 700 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,640 Yeah, that's fixing laws. 701 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:57,520 This is repairing the house. 702 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,520 You don't see us holding nails, do you? 703 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:03,880 And then you also got to be a man. 704 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,920 Yeah, Dylan's got a machete in his hand. 705 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,400 And it's because I have a mic in my other hand. 706 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,640 We're also going to have two guns. 707 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,360 Well, I just wanted to tell our audio listeners 708 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,040 because they can't see you. 709 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,520 But it's also just talk about it. 710 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,920 Yeah, made in Brazil. 711 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,400 In Frank and Mary's, they call me machete. 712 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,280 It's such a cool nickname. 713 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,840 Yeah, it's all the Mexicans that are called machete. 714 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:30,800 I feel pretty cool. 715 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,800 Yeah. 716 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,440 No, I don't like, you know, some nicknames are. 717 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,920 Yeah, I mean, being the white guy, 718 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:43,440 being called machete by all these Hispanics, 719 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,760 they're probably all Venezuelan gangbangers. 720 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,600 And they're probably all named spider and stuff like that. 721 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,640 It's like in sick names. 722 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:50,400 Yeah. 723 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,920 And they give me one of the coolest ones, machete. 724 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,080 Well, I feel like I don't know. 725 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,640 Pendeja, they've been calling me. 726 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,720 I feel like it's pretty fucking. 727 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,080 Oh, like a puto pendeja. 728 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,320 I don't know what it means, but it's. 729 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,200 Yeah, yeah, I think it's a compliment. 730 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,720 I think it means like cool guy, a good punter, 731 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,040 or something maybe. 732 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,400 Yeah, I was telling me, you guys call me the hammer. 733 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,400 They say, they started laughing. 734 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,040 I'm like, I don't know. 735 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,200 Maybe there's a loss in translation. 736 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,520 Yeah, that's good movie. 737 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:19,000 Good movie, yeah. 738 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,880 Hivemine. 739 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,600 Hivemines think alike. 740 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,600 Yeah. 741 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,600 We don't not even great minds. 742 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,440 Yeah, me and Dylan's periods are synced up. 743 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,280 Order, order, how about chaos? 744 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,680 We're kind of in sync, offense. 745 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,280 We are just like a boy band in a way. 746 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,680 It's like we both play multiple characters, I guess, 747 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,480 because boy bands, those are five. 748 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:41,960 You know what? 749 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,120 Level five. 750 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:43,480 Yeah. 751 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,320 You know what I do? 752 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,080 I say to Bob Keen, Bob Keen says hello to me. 753 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,360 I say, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. 754 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,520 Bye, bye. 755 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,760 Sorry, I'm making money selling your likeness on my. 756 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:54,040 Yeah. 757 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,840 And then Bob Keen goes, what the heck? 758 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,600 And his face gets really red because of all the blood 759 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,720 that Ruff's had from sleeping upside down like a bath. 760 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:02,120 Yeah. 761 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,800 And it's just like, dude, that's cool. 762 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,080 Yeah. 763 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,360 It's like, dude, where's my car? 764 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,200 They should call him, yeah. 765 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,400 It's like, dude, sweet. 766 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,800 It's like, where's your car, dude? 767 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,440 He's like, where's Ariel? 768 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:18,360 Dude, where's Ariel? 769 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:21,000 And then she's like, where's Bob? 770 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,360 Dude, sweet. 771 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:26,000 Right? 772 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,200 Sweet. 773 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,200 Dude. 774 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,680 And it's disgusting. 775 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,840 No, it's written in blood. 776 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:34,720 It's cool. 777 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:35,600 It's bats. 778 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,040 They're bats. 779 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,040 Dude, where's Ariel? 780 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:42,320 Where's Ariel, dude? 781 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,520 Where's Bob? 782 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,360 That movie is really good. 783 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:48,840 That movie's level five. 784 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,840 That movie has the best bad comedy in it. 785 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,080 He was saying he was like, I think 786 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,920 that we're going to win the Oscar or something. 787 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,880 They didn't get nominated for anything. 788 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,720 It's a comedy, though. 789 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:02,000 Comedies rarely do unless they have a gay woke message. 790 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,560 I mean, it's wildly funny. 791 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:09,480 And it's just like, it's a lot of meta humor, 792 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:13,160 or just like level five humor. 793 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,760 It's humor that's so dumb that it's funnier 794 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,760 than the funniest comedy. 795 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,840 They're so dumb that they just keep repeating. 796 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,320 Where's your car, dude? 797 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,720 Yeah, and then they get tattoos. 798 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:25,200 Sweet. 799 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:33,960 Oh, dude, in scary movie one, they reference that. 800 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,360 Three of them, they're in the locker room and they have tattoos. 801 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:40,280 And it's like one person says, I, and it's like, 802 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,080 fuck, to them, but everyone says, Ray, or something. 803 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,120 One of them's Ray. 804 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,120 And then the one guy's like, I fucked Ray. 805 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,920 And they say, oh, wait. 806 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,960 No, so you don't want to find something out like that. 807 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,760 Yeah. 808 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:56,080 But yeah, so. 809 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:56,560 Hey, guys. 810 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,760 Oh, can you guys message Malort and tell them 811 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,080 that I want more giveaway? 812 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,520 I want to win the raffle. 813 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,560 I want to win the raffle. 814 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,000 I did send them a picture of my back tattoo 815 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,440 to see if I can get extra points for their raffle they have. 816 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,080 Yeah. 817 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,720 And then let's like, obviously. 818 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:13,760 Even though they pay it for the tattoo. 819 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:14,480 Yeah. 820 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,480 I'm hoping it's a new marketing person. 821 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,280 But then I like that you tagged me in the Malort thing. 822 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,960 And then I saw you tag like 40 other comics. 823 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,880 So I was like, this is. 824 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,000 Yeah. 825 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,200 And I was trying to get them to give me that tag. 826 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:30,600 But it was tags people that you'd like to have Malort with. 827 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,400 I would like to have Malort with a lot of people. 828 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,560 And just it's like, you know, you want to tag back sometimes 829 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,720 like playing tag. 830 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:38,360 Yeah. 831 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,480 And you know. 832 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,800 Well, Tyler. 833 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:50,760 Tyler Childers said I'd love to have Malort with you. 834 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,160 Who's that Tyler Shoulders? 835 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,960 Tyler, I just couldn't think of the actual Tyler's last name. 836 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:01,200 So I just said the name of a country singer Tyler Childers. 837 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,960 Tyler, not Fowler. 838 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:05,920 He's like a stand up. 839 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,000 But he's a man. 840 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,000 No, he does videos with Stephen Haas. 841 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,960 He just does production stuff. 842 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,800 Oh, wait. 843 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:14,760 I think OK. 844 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,760 Tyler. 845 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,600 Short last name. 846 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,120 Yeah. 847 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,320 Tyler Tiger Woods. 848 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,800 Yeah, I'll figure out after the podcast who cares. 849 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,080 Is it Lon Guy? 850 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,360 No, he wears a backwards hat. 851 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:33,680 And he's a little chubby or kind of a beard. 852 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,040 And so what did he do? 853 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,080 He tagged you back. 854 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,440 He responded to my comments. 855 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,960 I would love to have Malort with you, Mac. 856 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:41,360 Yeah. 857 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,960 And sometimes you find out. 858 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,280 But he's really he's been on the podcast before. 859 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,840 I think it was before you were on the living room. 860 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:52,120 And he hasn't come back on yet. 861 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,640 But we talked about him coming back. 862 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,880 I've talked to him a bunch of times back up back on. 863 00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,120 Got to bring him back on. 864 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,240 We got to get some Malort. 865 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,360 Maybe he hates me now. 866 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,320 He can my birthday party the last year. 867 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,080 But then it didn't come this past year. 868 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,960 Yeah, so I mean, definitely it's the year before he also 869 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,240 brought me gifts. 870 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,880 He brought me some DVDs. 871 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,240 He got it at a DVD store. 872 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,800 He got me Peter Pan. 873 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,800 What? 874 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,160 He got me his fanfare. 875 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,280 Oh, Pansexual. 876 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,640 Yeah. 877 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,720 Because not a context. 878 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,600 It's a little. 879 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:21,120 Yeah. 880 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,040 Yeah, yeah. 881 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:25,520 He got me a few. 882 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,040 It was actually a very thoughtful gift. 883 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:33,000 He got me some DVDs that were all kind of something 884 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,240 to do with my retarded shit. 885 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,800 I think he got me like bad boys or something. 886 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,120 Nice. 887 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,560 That is a you might as well hunt those down. 888 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,200 No, I think it's like a thrift store that has a bunch. 889 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,840 Because I mean, nobody uses DVDs anymore. 890 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,800 So they probably have them at thrift stores. 891 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,360 Yeah, but then you have like enough bits that's like, yeah, 892 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,760 I can think of an application for this. 893 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,200 Yeah. 894 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,560 Like Fahrenheit 9-11. 895 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,640 Yeah, I mean, I think he got me that book probably. 896 00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,280 Fahrenheit 9-11, yeah. 897 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,120 So that's my favorite temperature. 898 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,680 Yeah, it is. 899 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:03,280 It's hot. 900 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,960 Yeah. 901 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,520 I run hot, I guess. 902 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:07,240 Yeah. 903 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,680 In the summer. 904 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,680 Summer's over. 905 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,440 It was hot. 906 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:13,360 Summer's so old. 907 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,200 It was hot. 908 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:14,680 It was hot. 909 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:15,920 I'm over summer. 910 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:16,680 Are you? 911 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:17,560 I was so. 912 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,200 It was a hot one. 913 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:18,920 Over, dude. 914 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,000 That's what I think about it. 915 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,080 It really was a hot one. 916 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,760 It was fucking hot when you wear winter clothes. 917 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,360 Yeah. 918 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,000 It was hot. 919 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:25,600 Yeah. 920 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:26,120 Over. 921 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,120 Now it's autumn. 922 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,360 Oh. 923 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:32,800 And this ought to be a good football season. 924 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:33,600 Yeah. 925 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,800 We got Halloween coming up. 926 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,160 Wait, you got plans? 927 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:37,720 Halloween? 928 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,360 No, I'm just going to probably just be, you know, 929 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,360 my cats are spooky themed. 930 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,800 I got spooky and pooky or little nicknames for them. 931 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,440 Are you going to pop out and scare them? 932 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,760 No, I feel like they're just, you know, 933 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,080 one of them is a pumpkin and one of them is a bat. 934 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,920 You should drop them off in Springfield, Ohio. 935 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:55,600 No, yeah. 936 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,360 That might be a little bit too real of a haunted house. 937 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:00,000 That's where. 938 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,960 So OK, we'll travel to Pittsburgh to a live podcast. 939 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,600 You can have the Haitians babies. 940 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,320 No, no. 941 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,440 So that's a Halloween. 942 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,640 That's a haunted house for me. 943 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,800 That's a horror story for me. 944 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,480 Oh, should I do a haunted house here? 945 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:13,840 Yeah. 946 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:17,840 But like it's actually we actually like hurt you when 947 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:18,960 you go through it. 948 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:23,000 Like you have a like a Jason Borges mask on. 949 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 And then you have the machete and you actually hit him. 950 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,040 Yeah, give me like ramped up before it. 951 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,520 Just like a psychomotor. 952 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,360 And then like there's they have to have a blindfold on. 953 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,360 There's a bunch of different things they reach into. 954 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,560 They reach into one and take those are brains 955 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:36,480 and it's actual brains. 956 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,120 Yeah. 957 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,720 Tell me stuff about the people that's not even true at all. 958 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:41,760 Just make stuff up. 959 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,200 Yeah. 960 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,480 You know, people reach into one and they'd be like peeled grapes 961 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:46,720 and like that's eyeballs. 962 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,960 But it would be real eyeballs. 963 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,280 Yeah. 964 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,840 And it's like, you know, you got to find them. 965 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:51,760 You got to get them. 966 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:52,440 Yeah. 967 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,480 It's not pretty. 968 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,360 But that's a pretty cool haunted house. 969 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,200 I think I know a guy. 970 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,920 I think it's Adam Gilbert Gilbert, same helium guy. 971 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:00,280 Yeah. 972 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,640 So eyeballs. 973 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,280 All these connections, you got to New York, New York. 974 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,480 Oh, I got I got I got connects. 975 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,560 I got connects. 976 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:08,640 Got an eyeball guy. 977 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,960 I got an eyeball guy. 978 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,720 Got helium guy. 979 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:12,240 Yeah. 980 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:17,120 They actually make helium helium comedy club in Philadelphia. 981 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,400 So I was wondering if like if that's kind of like what they 982 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,080 do there. 983 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,200 Because that's why you that's why it's called 984 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,960 the one thing I don't like about the Laf Factory. 985 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,400 I don't see any conveyor belts. 986 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:33,120 Yeah, no, it's where where's where's the factory part of this? 987 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,680 Yeah, is there a union or something? 988 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,600 Yeah. 989 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,720 I want to make sure the labor laws are counted. 990 00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:38,400 Right. 991 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,920 Like I I just don't get what part of it is a factory. 992 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:42,280 Yeah. 993 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,840 That's like Amazon. 994 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,640 Is anything being made there? 995 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:50,160 Is it where's the where's the sweatshop? 996 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:50,760 Right. 997 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:51,480 Exactly. 998 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,280 The apartment in here. 999 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:53,680 Yeah. 1000 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,760 Like do you who do you ship your stuff to? 1001 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,640 What's the stuff? 1002 00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:58,520 What do you make? 1003 00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,160 Books. 1004 00:34:59,160 --> 00:34:59,960 This thing. 1005 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:00,240 Yeah. 1006 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:01,880 How do I buy a laugh from there? 1007 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:02,400 Yeah. 1008 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,520 How do I buy a spot? 1009 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:04,000 Yeah. 1010 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,600 It's not a factory if you don't make anything. 1011 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,520 So yeah, it's like maybe they're maybe that's the fact. 1012 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:15,000 Maybe they should call it Laf Laf Place. 1013 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,560 Probably laughs are us or something. 1014 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,120 Comedy bar is pretty straight up. 1015 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:19,640 Yeah. 1016 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:20,560 It's what it is. 1017 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,800 Comedy bar. 1018 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,520 It's they have comedy and as a bar in the back. 1019 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,200 Yeah. 1020 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,000 And then Zany's. 1021 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,000 Like where's Zany? 1022 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,760 Before I was a comedian, I thought it was called Zany's. 1023 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,920 But when I would see the billboards. 1024 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:36,720 You're like, yeah, I don't want to buy tickets to that show. 1025 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:41,000 Well, I went there looking to buy some Benzos. 1026 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,560 And I was like, hey, you guys are Zany's. 1027 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,720 Can I buy like 20? 1028 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:46,720 You go to Benzos. 1029 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:47,640 It's a clown. 1030 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,600 Well, and they said, oh, yeah, you 1031 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,840 want to pay $20 for the big Pandia show? 1032 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:56,440 And I was like, yeah, this annex, I get the money. 1033 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,280 I didn't really listen to what they were saying. 1034 00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,280 I wasn't my phone. 1035 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,120 And then I had to watch a full big Pandia set. 1036 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,640 They wouldn't let me leave. 1037 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:04,360 They tied me up. 1038 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,680 They strut me down to the chair. 1039 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:06,640 You got got. 1040 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,560 Well, because I was the only one there. 1041 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,120 They call it captive audience. 1042 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,280 They physically restrained me to stay. 1043 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,240 Well, if you're sold out. 1044 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:18,200 Not going back to Zany's Rosemount, I'll tell you that much. 1045 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,200 Kind of want to stay away from Zany's old town too. 1046 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,480 Because every time I go in there, I hear screeches 1047 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,480 from the bathroom. 1048 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,560 Adam and Steve, you know what they're doing there. 1049 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,160 Yeah, they're like, if you're a listener, 1050 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,360 you know what's going on here. 1051 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:30,600 Yeah, it's not Adam and Steve. 1052 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,760 It's Adam and Steve having sex in the Zany's bathroom, 1053 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,120 folks. 1054 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,080 Adam Addison, Steven Haas. 1055 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,680 No, but you know, you're trying to. 1056 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,160 I'm not high enough for this. 1057 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,960 I need some Zany's. 1058 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,880 Can I get a two pill minimum? 1059 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:46,280 Like, I didn't have time to watch anybody. 1060 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,240 I just needed to get those Zany's and go. 1061 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:49,720 Oh, yeah. 1062 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:51,280 You're kind of not trying to stick around. 1063 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:55,960 No, I had to sit around for an hour set of Big Pandia. 1064 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,600 And I was like, this is not what I signed up for. 1065 00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,720 No, I mean, it's just like not. 1066 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,360 I also didn't get signed up. 1067 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,840 Well, they didn't have me sign a receipt. 1068 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,200 So that was probably a contract for me to have to watch it. 1069 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,000 No, it's just like, I mean, this is kind of for the Patreon, 1070 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,040 I guess, but that, you know, chicken bone, 1071 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,160 you don't know what you're getting when you're not 1072 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:13,880 supposed to don't sign anything. 1073 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:19,200 I'm not signing anything except autographs on a dotted line. 1074 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,240 Yeah, folks, I'm not signing an autograph 1075 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,840 unless it's on a track. 1076 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,880 I'll get I'll give you a very I'm not. 1077 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,800 I'll give you a couple of hints whether you used to be 1078 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:33,040 this restaurant on Western and there was some bad stuff 1079 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,320 that went down there. 1080 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,480 We only talk about it on the Patreon. 1081 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,400 Do you want to know more? 1082 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:43,840 Join the Patreon, maybe comment that you want to hear about. 1083 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,000 The chicken bone. 1084 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000 Uh huh. 1085 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,600 What happened there? 1086 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,800 What happened to Joe bananas when he went there? 1087 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:50,800 Great. 1088 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,400 Well, I've ruined it. 1089 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,000 Well, there's more to this a lot more of the story. 1090 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,560 Yeah, there's not that much. 1091 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:04,960 You got no, you got to figure out how, why, when, when. 1092 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,920 I mean, it wasn't just Joe that came forward. 1093 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,560 There's a lot of people. 1094 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:09,560 It was. 1095 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:10,560 Yes. 1096 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,320 But so we'll drop some more names on the Patreon, 1097 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:16,520 but you got to join and then join with promo code chicken bone. 1098 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,760 I keep doing that. 1099 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,480 If you join with promo code chicken bone, 1100 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,560 probably won't do anything. 1101 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,520 I'm doxing other people's trauma. 1102 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,120 Just not. 1103 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:23,920 I can't help it. 1104 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:27,720 I have Tourette's when it comes to doxing people and just 1105 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:28,520 gossiping. 1106 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,040 I'm just like, I can't help it. 1107 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:31,400 I have turrets. 1108 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:37,240 I have turrets on my I have like a 50 Kels mounted on my back 1109 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,000 in front of my house. 1110 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,760 You just can't stop shooting people. 1111 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:40,760 Yeah. 1112 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:41,920 What is this? 1113 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,200 Yeah. 1114 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,360 But when the FBI ever comes by, I'm like, like, what are those? 1115 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,400 I'm like, I've I've tried. 1116 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,360 Like, OK, but they're in reality, they're turrets. 1117 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,080 Uh-huh. 1118 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,560 So just from from defense. 1119 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,400 I guess he's just like, yeah, there's like, like the beeper thing 1120 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,800 is just kind of a noise covers up. 1121 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,160 Just swearing a lot. 1122 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:01,800 Yeah. 1123 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,680 It's like, I have like a shooting jar like every time every bullet 1124 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,720 I put it quarter and the and then. 1125 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:08,880 And the shell. 1126 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,080 So you got to put the shell casing along 1127 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,880 with along with the quarter in the jar. 1128 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:14,160 Yeah. 1129 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:17,440 And then so it's like I hopefully just keep yourself accountable. 1130 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,800 Yeah. 1131 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:19,200 Yeah. 1132 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,720 You definitely because if they don't if they don't add up 1133 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,800 at the end, you didn't put enough quarters in. 1134 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,240 Yeah. 1135 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:26,680 And it's like, is this his old tar? 1136 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:27,760 Yeah. 1137 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,760 We talk about the movie big a lot. 1138 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:30,560 Yeah. 1139 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,240 And this is a this movie. 1140 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:33,400 It's no bugs life. 1141 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,160 We should have a movie. 1142 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:34,760 No. 1143 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,040 How about bug? 1144 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,960 So I like that. 1145 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,080 And he becomes a bug. 1146 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:42,040 He goes to his old tar machine and becomes a bug. 1147 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:42,960 I'm a mom. 1148 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:43,520 I'm a bug. 1149 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,320 I'm a bug. 1150 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,280 It's like, get out of this. 1151 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:46,760 Yeah. 1152 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:51,320 And then he gets like a he gets like a cool bug condo 1153 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,640 with trampoline. 1154 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,440 It's so cool. 1155 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,800 And he has sex. 1156 00:39:54,800 --> 00:40:00,400 Maybe my condo is kind of like like his cool condo that he got. 1157 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:00,960 Yeah. 1158 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:04,240 I mean, you don't have the trampoline. 1159 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:06,800 The trampoline or is the arcade game? 1160 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:07,000 Yeah. 1161 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,960 Well, I guess I have like the I have the cooler version. 1162 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:17,400 I have like the if he was 10 years. 1163 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:21,600 I have like the version if you're like 18. 1164 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,520 That'd be really cool if you're 18. 1165 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,320 He has like 12. 1166 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,640 As long as I have the gun, it's cool at any age. 1167 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,120 But if I just had the swords and stuff, 1168 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,440 it's only cool like up until you're like 17 probably. 1169 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,800 So it's like big, but you wake up and you're like 30 1170 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,120 and you missed your best years. 1171 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:40,200 But about this, Babe big in the city. 1172 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,200 And then he becomes a pig. 1173 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,000 He's like, I'm not a bug anymore. 1174 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,200 I'm a big. 1175 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,440 He's Normie Donald. 1176 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,680 Why am I Tom Hanks? 1177 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:53,520 I can't stop. 1178 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,200 I'm Tom Hanks. 1179 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,640 They do have a similar type of voice. 1180 00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:01,280 Like they have like a kind of like an old timey type 1181 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,600 of like an old timey person on an old timey actor voice. 1182 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,840 Yeah. 1183 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,680 It's like, geez, get with the times. 1184 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:09,320 Yeah. 1185 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:10,920 Give the New York Times. 1186 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,200 Rest in peace. 1187 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,440 Very reputable newspaper. 1188 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,840 Yeah, they get tons of views now. 1189 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,880 They get things correct. 1190 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,720 Uh-huh. 1191 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:21,720 Yeah. 1192 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:22,220 Pfft. 1193 00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:25,720 I love that. 1194 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:28,880 I don't want to spit into the mic. 1195 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,640 No, but honestly, ABC and MSNBC is pretty good. 1196 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,800 I heard that. 1197 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,800 Fox. 1198 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:40,360 I heard that Mark Cuban and Rachel Maddow 1199 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,200 were the same person. 1200 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,960 That's what Elon Musk was saying. 1201 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,800 Mark Cuban, how about Mark Prism? 1202 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,080 It was funny that Elon Musk did share. 1203 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:55,080 It was a screenshot of Rachel Maddow interviewing Mark 1204 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,360 Cuban over Zoom. 1205 00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,920 And they both looked like the same, just like short brown 1206 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:02,000 hair and glasses. 1207 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,320 And it's like, I can't tell the difference. 1208 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,480 Oh, wow. 1209 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,600 He is just taking a personal shot. 1210 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:09,080 Yeah. 1211 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,720 Not even about politics. 1212 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:12,920 You look like this lesbian. 1213 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:20,640 That's one thing that, see, if this, if Trump's Justice League 1214 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,800 didn't have Elon, it would be a lot less powerful, 1215 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:27,320 because we need one person that's big in the tech world 1216 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,800 and all the satellites he has. 1217 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:33,960 So even if, we'll get demodiatized if we go into this. 1218 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,720 But let's say the country split up, 1219 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:39,720 and then they were agreeing a lot, 1220 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:43,680 and then the states got separated kind of. 1221 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:51,040 Then we have satellites that we could use against them 1222 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,240 for stuff. 1223 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:58,120 And if they wipe out the internet grid for the one side, 1224 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,000 then we have the satellites and stuff, 1225 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,360 and then we have a genius that could probably build anything. 1226 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,640 Yeah, and just cleaning up the money or just like, 1227 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,640 yeah, let's not have foolish. 1228 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:08,520 Yeah. 1229 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,040 All I'm saying is liars. 1230 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:10,840 Yeah. 1231 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:14,640 Like if Trump gets elected and then the other side decides 1232 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:18,720 to do something and kind of succeed. 1233 00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:19,320 Yeah. 1234 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:20,680 But then you know who else is it? 1235 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:25,960 Just like the not so silent crusader who's in that is. 1236 00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:26,440 Elshos. 1237 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,560 Kanye likes. 1238 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,560 Loves Elon, loves Trump. 1239 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,520 Yeah, he's got a lot of good allies. 1240 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,720 So it's like he's in that Justice League too, 1241 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,200 but he's the one that comes in later. 1242 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,520 It's like, you know. 1243 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:40,000 The thing that would make it so tough is for the left 1244 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:48,680 to like to steal it is because there are so many people, 1245 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,840 so many cultures now that are on Trump's side 1246 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:55,600 that they're not going to be able to get away with doing that. 1247 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,760 It's got to be embarrassing to have to run for president. 1248 00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,960 You're just like losing. 1249 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:00,680 And you're like. 1250 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,560 Well, like they couldn't have it. 1251 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:05,840 It looks like they're throwing it, but I don't think they are. 1252 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,840 I think they just she's just turned out to be the biggest 1253 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,960 shit show of all time. 1254 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,400 And it really doesn't seem like they're throwing it. 1255 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,000 Like I don't think they are, but it seems like every answer 1256 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,320 she gives is so bad. 1257 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:19,920 I don't know. 1258 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:25,440 She's just kind of, you know, I was raised to be average. 1259 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:29,840 I'm an average wine ma. 1260 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,400 And I don't wine ma. 1261 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,960 And she'll just drop bars that are not good. 1262 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:38,880 Well, there's the first time the first time it's OK bar, 1263 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,720 you know, but if you say the exact same platitudes 1264 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,800 and every single thing that you go on, 1265 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,880 I make some dramatic and I don't know what it means. 1266 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:50,320 It was fine when she used to do like just like one interview 1267 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,640 a month. 1268 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:55,640 But when she's out there doing that, she talks. 1269 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,840 She's been she's been saying that Donald Trump has been ducking 1270 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:02,720 from doing interviews and and and won't accept another debate. 1271 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:05,400 And it's like, actually, he did accept another debate with Fox 1272 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:06,400 and you said no. 1273 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,040 And then now you're trying to get it. 1274 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,320 It's like, also, if if you're if he's winning, 1275 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,360 like clearly it's a desperation move on your part. 1276 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,120 If he's winning, why would you? 1277 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,440 There's no reason for him to do it if he's winning. 1278 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,920 Let me tell you a story about when I was a little girl. 1279 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,840 He knows he could win with a different strategy now. 1280 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,680 And also if they do it with Fox, she'd be cooked. 1281 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,440 But there's no reason for him to do it. 1282 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,240 I don't think you should do it. 1283 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:33,040 When I was a little girl, I sat in class 1284 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,360 and we played a little game called Duck Duck Goose. 1285 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,360 We play remember this game. 1286 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,360 I sat in the middle because I'm middle class. 1287 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:45,200 When I was just a little baby, my first Christmas gift 1288 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,560 was a teleprompter. 1289 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,800 And ever since then, they've been giving me lines to read. 1290 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,680 And I never had to make anything of my own mind. 1291 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,680 I'm middle class. 1292 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,680 I've had a teleprompter my whole life. 1293 00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,800 And let me tell you, I think I know who's goose. 1294 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:03,520 Yeah. 1295 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,000 Have you ever seen Top Gun? 1296 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:05,560 Let me tell you. 1297 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:06,280 It's a good move. 1298 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,080 Let me prompt you. 1299 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:08,760 Let me tell you. 1300 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,760 Let me prompt you on this. 1301 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,800 I never use no teleprompter my whole life. 1302 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,240 This is all off the cuff. 1303 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:17,320 I'm not reading a teleprompter right now. 1304 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,120 No one prompted me to tell you that. 1305 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:19,760 Yeah. 1306 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,360 And there's no microphone in my earring. 1307 00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,680 Nobody's telling me stuff to say in my ear. 1308 00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,640 Where am I? 1309 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,440 I'm not drunk. 1310 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,440 Who am I? 1311 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:32,680 That little girl. 1312 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,640 It's just like if you say stuff with confidence, 1313 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:38,520 people are like, she did not make sense, but she's confident. 1314 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:39,960 Do you have no shame, man? 1315 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,080 She's confident. 1316 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,040 You know she has balls because she 1317 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:48,800 knows that didn't make sense. 1318 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,400 Do you have no shame, man? 1319 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,040 That's what she said on the Cold Bear. 1320 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,280 She did a full-on Jamaican. 1321 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,480 I have no shame. 1322 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,960 Hey, I'm a Rastafarian, man. 1323 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:03,480 You're Donald Trump and no shame. 1324 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:07,720 I'm doing Haitian and Jamaican at the same time. 1325 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:09,760 I'm so middle class. 1326 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,200 I don't eat cats. 1327 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,000 She does. 1328 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:13,600 She does. 1329 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:14,360 That's how we're doing. 1330 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:15,360 She hates a cat. 1331 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,840 She's a, I don't know, women. 1332 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:25,920 You know, it's like, what more is there to say? 1333 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,000 Yeah, I mean, Trump, OK, so I mean, 1334 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,000 it's not a big deal that Trump said that they eat cats 1335 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,040 because Trump kills Sole Manny like a dog. 1336 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,800 So he kills dogs. 1337 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:37,840 Trump is a dog. 1338 00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,240 So he's just saying that they're kind of like him. 1339 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:41,480 And Trump is a man. 1340 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,800 And that's kind of. 1341 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,800 He died like a dog. 1342 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,600 See, Trump killed a dog. 1343 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:47,520 He said they killed cats. 1344 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,240 He's not saying that's bad. 1345 00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:50,400 He's just saying we can't. 1346 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,600 I killed small animals. 1347 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,680 He's saying, can we just all get along? 1348 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,520 Can we all get along? 1349 00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,640 And she's saying, yeah, we can. 1350 00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,720 And that's why I think we should. 1351 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:00,400 I hope to both of them get in. 1352 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:04,080 She's saying this is a campaign of joy. 1353 00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:08,320 And then now she's more like it yesterday, I think, 1354 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:12,240 or the day before she was like screaming angrily. 1355 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:14,680 Like like Hitler angry. 1356 00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,960 Like we can never ever again. 1357 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,120 Oh yeah, because she got ramped up and. 1358 00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,760 It's it's I mean it. 1359 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,240 You could just give her a machete. 1360 00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:29,240 Yeah, well, I think the mask has been ripped up. 1361 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,120 She lost her Jim Carrey mask. 1362 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:35,280 Yeah. No, yeah, it's like that is that movie is about covid. 1363 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:37,360 Yeah. And it's like. 1364 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,160 Finally, it's time. 1365 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,600 Yeah, she lost her mask. 1366 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,960 And then Trump's like, somebody stop me. 1367 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,080 Because he keeps doing awesome shit. 1368 00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:49,960 And then, yeah, she's she's more like. 1369 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:53,640 Her whole campaign is kind of like a dumpster fire. 1370 00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,680 She's smoking. 1371 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,080 It's smoking. 1372 00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,280 Cameron Harris. 1373 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,880 Yeah, Camila Diaz. 1374 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,480 Diaz is Mexican. 1375 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:04,880 All right. 1376 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:05,640 For you. 1377 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,960 Well, let's close this up. 1378 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:09,080 Because I got to upload stuff. 1379 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,280 I got to watch ants. 1380 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,480 Yeah, I watch ants bugs. 1381 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,360 I've got to log. 1382 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,840 I might have to watch big. 1383 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,200 Big the original. 1384 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:19,840 Because I got to watch. 1385 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,480 Yeah, bugs life and big so that I'll write. 1386 00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:24,320 I have some ideas. 1387 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:25,840 So you can make this a feature film. 1388 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,560 And then they can make sense when it's the big. 1389 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,160 We're going to need folks. 1390 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,720 We're really going to need you to help us out on Patreon. 1391 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,400 Because if we're going to make this movie, 1392 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:40,400 we're going to need people to do a lot of like CGI and AI. 1393 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,320 And we're going to need to probably hire Colin Farrell 1394 00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,360 to play a bug. 1395 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,920 We will basically dress him up as a as an ant. 1396 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:50,600 Let's do two. 1397 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,880 Let's do an ant and a bee. 1398 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:57,160 And we have Christian Bell is going to be Christian B. 1399 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,120 Christian Beal. 1400 00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:58,440 Yeah. 1401 00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:59,040 Beal. 1402 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,760 And then Jessica Beal will be his wife. 1403 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:02,680 The queen bee. 1404 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:03,520 The queen bee. 1405 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,480 And you're going to have this method acting. 1406 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,280 They're going to be going to make him. 1407 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:08,440 We could put a lot away. 1408 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,600 They'd lose a lot away. 1409 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:16,600 And then in bug with Tom Hanks, we'll have he's an ant. 1410 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:22,400 And then we'll have Daniel DeLuis as like the caterpillar 1411 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:22,920 or something. 1412 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,000 He's got to be one of the one of the bugs 1413 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,200 because he's a really good method actor. 1414 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,480 And then he would like become a bug. 1415 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:33,480 He'd probably get four extra legs added on. 1416 00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:36,760 I know a lot of times we talk about how I'm kind of like the Heath 1417 00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:37,880 Ledger Joker. 1418 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,080 And you're kind of you kind of say that. 1419 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:45,640 So he's the he gets the Oscar after his death. 1420 00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,600 Most hummest. 1421 00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:48,840 If that's how you say it. 1422 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:49,240 All right. 1423 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:50,640 Well, posthumously. 1424 00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,960 I thought we had an agreement here, Dylan. 1425 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:57,240 We're both half Heath Ledger Joker. 1426 00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:58,960 And then you're the other half. 1427 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,720 And then your other half is Joaquin Phoenix. 1428 00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:03,200 My other half is Jack Nicholson. 1429 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,480 That makes the most sense because I like to watch the world burn. 1430 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:10,920 And I would go like here we go with Zacko. 1431 00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,600 I create chaos like that. 1432 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:16,920 Yeah, but it's also that's two-faced to be half of two people. 1433 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,400 No, no. 1434 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,680 And you can be two-faced, but it's two different jokers. 1435 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:22,600 But neither of them. 1436 00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,080 Two-faced would be Haco. 1437 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,800 Yeah. 1438 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,520 Just because there's another villain named Two-Face 1439 00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,360 doesn't mean if we split Heath Ledger half and half. 1440 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,560 The important thing is that we don't split it in half. 1441 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,880 We both get full Heath Ledger amount just mixed in 1442 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:37,800 with the other one. 1443 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,960 No, I mean, it's like you can I guess. 1444 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:41,480 And then none of us are Jared Leto. 1445 00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,080 I'm just probably. 1446 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:46,800 I'm probably. 1447 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,360 Well, I mean, you're probably. 1448 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:52,200 Yeah, I think I think I'm full Heath Ledger actually turns out 1449 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,000 the whole time. 1450 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:54,360 I don't know. 1451 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:59,800 Just, you know, well, well, like a pole. 1452 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,280 It already happened 10 years ago. 1453 00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,840 It's just make a poll already consensus. 1454 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,960 Just doppelganger at the time. 1455 00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,680 Just little things in my cheeks right here. 1456 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,680 It's kind of there'll be a poll that you can only take if you're 1457 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:11,640 chocolate brown eyes. 1458 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:12,840 You're on patreon.com. 1459 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:17,040 If you want to chime in on this poll. 1460 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,080 Yeah, yeah, you can be broke back mountain. 1461 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,280 He throws that. 1462 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,400 No, yeah. 1463 00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:24,840 And you can be half Heath and half Jake Jill and all. 1464 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,440 How about how about OK? 1465 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,360 Not. 1466 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,760 But then maybe not again after that. 1467 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,680 Not not. 1468 00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,680 See, I can't let the other not. 1469 00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,200 But I go OK, well, you did again. 1470 00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:39,760 Not not. 1471 00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:40,920 That's still an even number. 1472 00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:44,280 So it's see. 1473 00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:48,960 See what I said it again after at the end. 1474 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,120 Add to it. 1475 00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:54,240 Folks, thank you so much for listening today. 1476 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:55,840 Sorry the video cut out midway through. 1477 00:52:55,840 --> 00:53:03,360 As you guys know, my computer is it's it's got a it's like Joe 1478 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,400 Biden kind of the woke mind virus. 1479 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,160 Yeah, I think it has the woke mind virus. 1480 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:13,200 And it's it's got old timers, you know. 1481 00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:14,760 I got old timers. 1482 00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:16,240 Yeah, whatever happened. 1483 00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:19,000 Good old days and they called all samers old timers, you know, 1484 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,720 you go to cracker barrel. 1485 00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:21,920 Yeah, all the time. 1486 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,440 That person's got old timers. 1487 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,440 I'll have the all timers special. 1488 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,120 Do me and my friend chat. 1489 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,560 We used to skateboard around. 1490 00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,440 And then there's this old folks. 1491 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:34,200 Sounds right. 1492 00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:35,720 There's old folks. 1493 00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:39,720 This is old folks home near us and well, there's this radio 1494 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:43,080 station oldies 104.3. 1495 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:48,440 And whenever we go past old people, we go all these 104.3. 1496 00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:49,160 Roasted. 1497 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:49,920 They probably didn't. 1498 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,880 It's like, you don't have to say it. 1499 00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:55,440 Yeah, we know we're old and they would forget about it. 1500 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,560 They should have called it goodies. 1501 00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,240 Yeah, goodies 104.3. 1502 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:01,320 Well, oldies 104.3. 1503 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:02,360 That's that they play. 1504 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:03,680 Well, you know, it's weird. 1505 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,720 But goodies, you know, they're bad. 1506 00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:11,840 You know, it's weird that oldies now is like 90s stuff. 1507 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:12,960 That's just so weird. 1508 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:16,560 Because when we were kids, it was like, it was like Beatles, 1509 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:20,520 Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Aerosmith. 1510 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:21,280 That was oldies. 1511 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,240 Now, oldies is 90s. 1512 00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:24,200 Probably. 1513 00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:27,600 What does that say about 80s at the earliest? 1514 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:30,040 Because this means these kids these days are just crazy, 1515 00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:31,120 is what I have to say. 1516 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,080 Yeah. 1517 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,800 That's all that means. 1518 00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:34,280 Yeah. 1519 00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,560 Is to see these kids are fucking crazy, dude. 1520 00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:37,880 Yeah. 1521 00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,440 The oldest songs they can find are like, 1522 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,920 Want some meth, kill yourself. 1523 00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:43,640 New year's gone. 1524 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:46,600 Polly wants a crack. 1525 00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:50,880 And that's like that does sound like a 50 song now. 1526 00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:52,200 Polly wants a crack. 1527 00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,280 Polly wants a crack. 1528 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,920 A drink down by the soda fountain. 1529 00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,200 Those are the real lyrics. 1530 00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,720 Yeah. 1531 00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:02,800 Well, yeah, these kids are fucking out of control. 1532 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,920 Nirvana stole that song. 1533 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:08,000 It was like, Want some candy? 1534 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,680 Steal a joke. 1535 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,480 Go to the store. 1536 00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:13,240 Steal a damn. 1537 00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:15,360 Want some laughs. 1538 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,240 Kill myself. 1539 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:19,280 Steal Max says. 1540 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,920 Danny wants a joke. 1541 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,640 All right, folks. 1542 00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:28,680 We got a very, very funny guest, international guest, 1543 00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:33,520 flew in, well, from Canada, but also from Greece. 1544 00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:37,360 And you're not going to really believe who it is. 1545 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,560 So just, yeah, we got some big stuff coming up. 1546 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,760 Also, I just don't want to spoil anything. 1547 00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:43,280 Yeah. 1548 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,160 All I want to say, big things are coming. 1549 00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:46,080 Big things popping. 1550 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:47,000 Little shit stopping. 1551 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,760 We are rocking and rolling. 1552 00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:52,920 And we're going to kick this popsicle stand. 1553 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,640 Sometimes I say, yo, guys, let's get out of here. 1554 00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,120 Yeah, let's get out. 1555 00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:58,200 Yeah. 1556 00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:59,000 Life. 1557 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,560 Hey, fellas. 1558 00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:02,200 Sandy. 1559 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,000 Hey, five. 1560 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:03,760 Get over here. 1561 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:04,320 Five-oh. 1562 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:05,920 Everybody split. 1563 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,720 I'm going to slap you upside the head. 1564 00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:10,240 It's like, you better split before I give you a knuckle 1565 00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:11,240 sandwich. 1566 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:11,640 You know? 1567 00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:12,720 Let's get out of here. 1568 00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:13,560 Yeah, let's get out of here. 1569 00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:14,520 We got to go. 1570 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:15,840 We got to go leave. 1571 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,120 Hey. 1572 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:20,480 Yeah, forget about these goons. 1573 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,840 He's like, this is whack. 1574 00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:23,960 Shit. 1575 00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,280 This guy's crazy. 1576 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:27,960 I'm just getting black now. 1577 00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:29,120 I got a lot of hair. 1578 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,760 Man, these motherfuckers. 1579 00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:35,640 Sweet. 1580 00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:36,360 They motherfuckers. 1581 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,440 Why? 1582 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,040 Hey, Chai. 1583 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,360 He's worth wearing. 1584 00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,560 Oh, man. 1585 00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:44,040 All right. 1586 00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:45,440 There's just a lot going on. 1587 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:46,800 Yeah, we love you guys. 1588 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:47,960 Follow me at Bad Boy Comedy. 1589 00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:50,760 Follow him at Comedy Baddie. 1590 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,160 Comedy the Hammer, the Legal Hammer. 1591 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,240 Follow Sahara Comedy Barbie. 1592 00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:56,560 Yeah. 1593 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,080 Follow Comedy Bar at Comedy Bar. 1594 00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:58,880 We like those guys. 1595 00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,320 Oh, Kyle at Comedy Ken. 1596 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:00,820 Yeah. 1597 00:57:00,820 --> 00:57:03,000 Bang, bang. 1598 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,160 We'll give you Comedy Bar's email on the Patreon 1599 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:08,240 if you want it so that you can email Kyle for bookings. 1600 00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:12,240 And that's just we like a place with just a very clear name. 1601 00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:13,640 Comedy Bar. 1602 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,120 Right. 1603 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:15,440 I don't want to be confused. 1604 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:16,360 I don't want to. 1605 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:18,120 The first time I walked into the lab factory 1606 00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:20,200 was almost as bad as my Xanny's experience. 1607 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:21,160 I didn't see a factory. 1608 00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,160 I gave them one star on Yelp. 1609 00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:25,520 No one was having sex. 1610 00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,960 I was like, OK, at least in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. 1611 00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,240 It was awesome. 1612 00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:36,240 There was like a chocolate river and like lollipop plants. 1613 00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:42,760 And the lab factory, it's just like bad. 1614 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:45,240 You walk into a shitty entrance, and then there's 1615 00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,280 just like a bar that you can't get drinks at 1616 00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:48,640 if you're not a comic. 1617 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,000 There's this girl that said that she needs some space. 1618 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,880 And I gave her five stars. 1619 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:55,840 I bought her five stars, and I named them after. 1620 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,440 That's the jokes we had. 1621 00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:58,640 Stars in the sky? 1622 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,120 Yeah, use a telescope. 1623 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:01,080 I bought her a telescope. 1624 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:04,240 I hope it wasn't one of the stars that I own. 1625 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:08,760 I bought the rights to the sun, all the energy on it. 1626 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:11,880 A while back, before anyone knew that it was important. 1627 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,160 That's the original Trump coin. 1628 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:15,240 The sun. 1629 00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:18,320 No, when I was, I mean, this is how good I am at investing. 1630 00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:22,960 When I was 15, I bought the sun, essentially. 1631 00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:26,480 I bought the patent to own the sun. 1632 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,080 This is how we're tearing folks. 1633 00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:30,480 This owns a lot of patents. 1634 00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:34,880 So if any energy that comes off the sun, I get. 1635 00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,760 And then Patton Oswald probably gets his little cut. 1636 00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:41,400 Well, he's patenting pockets just a little bit. 1637 00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:42,920 Just because I like you, I'm going to give you 1638 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,760 a little bit of the sun equity. 1639 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:46,240 Yeah. 1640 00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:47,080 A little steak. 1641 00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:48,560 I wish he was bald. 1642 00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:49,440 Patton is bald. 1643 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:50,320 Oh, man. 1644 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:51,160 Me too. 1645 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:54,640 And on that note, folks, we love you guys. 1646 00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:59,800 And we'll seriously tune in on the Patreon on Thursday. 1647 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,200 It's wild. 1648 00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:03,280 I can't even. 1649 00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:05,120 I can't even. 1650 00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:07,040 But no, you can't put it into words. 1651 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,080 How do you even put it into words? 1652 00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:10,360 You might have two words. 1653 00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:13,720 I don't even have a teleprompter to explain 1654 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,080 the episode that's coming up. 1655 00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,640 I want to check my my back says. 1656 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:21,560 Oh, it says. 1657 00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:24,560 But it says sweet. 1658 00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,080 Yeah, it's because I just think I'm kind of a. 1659 00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,120 What does my what does my back say? 1660 00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:30,400 Says dude. 1661 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,800 It's kind of let's just was my say. 1662 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,440 This is my lord. 1663 00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:37,240 What is my son? 1664 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:40,120 And and folks, what is your what is your fortune? 1665 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,600 Say Patreon.com slash bad comedy. 1666 00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,400 We love you and we'll talk to you. 1667 00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:45,640 On the flipiddy flop. 1668 00:59:45,640 --> 01:00:14,600 Sweet on the other side when the moon hits the sky.