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Hey folks, welcome to the Bad Comedy Podcast.

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My name is Mack and I'm here with Dylan Internet, the number one influencer.

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So if you're a new listener, welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.

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It's 399 until end of October for every episode we've ever made like 500 300 to 500 somewhere

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in that range.

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It's roughly hundreds and yeah, but fire sale basically.

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Yeah, it's it's going to go up though because Apple is dean us down with their extra fees.

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So any new patrons only new people have to pay more a dollar more a month coming November

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1st.

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But if you're currently a patron, you're all you're all good and we love you.

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You're thinking about becoming one now is the time and if you're not a patron, then

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don't even bother listening to us.

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We hate you.

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Honestly, go listen to Joan and Jerkins podcast.

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And I feel like we should limit how many baddies in the baddy army on Patreon.

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Yeah, we should.

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Yeah, we'll cut it off.

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We don't want to have a too big of an army.

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Yeah, we'll make it exclusive.

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We'll like block people that join.

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We could be like Ukraine then just happen to like come town if we need backup or something.

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I like that.

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Yeah, I like war.

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We could.

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I wonder if there's an AI where we could just use come town and then just change our voices.

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Yeah, maybe we could just copy come town again.

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Yeah, well, it's with copy come town.

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But yeah, I'm sure there's an AI where we could just have it be kind of our voice like

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mine would be real easy.

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We basically already had that with the sound board before.

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Can you play that damn noise?

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That's my favorite one.

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That's a great one.

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Folks, I did want to mention that I got to disclose this response by the Harris Walls

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campaign.

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Yeah, yeah, bad timing.

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Oops.

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Yeah.

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So they they paid us.

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I mean, actually, we we love to.

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The doors.

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Tom LaHarris into walls.

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Tom LaHarris, she's a proud owner of a Glock just like me.

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And she said, so that kind of sold us.

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Yeah, my money.

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Right.

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But she's going to ban all the guns.

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She said mandatory gun buyback.

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And then what's his name is pedophile.

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So yeah, I feel like that's probably going to be bad for his campaign.

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That's enough for our ad there.

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So guys, if you're a fan of the Harris Walls campaign, I love them.

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Also if you're you hate them, I hate them too.

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And I feel like Putin is a big fan of Kamala.

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He's a real Kamala had.

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I R. S. actually doors her.

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Putin is kind of a funny guy because he's sarcastically or he's in doors.

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There will be when he did that.

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He has a sense of humor.

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He's the America's biggest enemy, obviously, he knows it's not a good look for them if

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he endorses them.

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It's really.

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That's like me getting endorsed by me like Brian Crow or Bob Keane.

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Like Bob Keane's next post is about you have attacked today with the confidence of a guy

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who's bid is having a gun or something.

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Bob Keane.

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He you and I have a backup.

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He lost the lost the war.

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If his guns got stolen, how many guns backup does he have?

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No guns to replace.

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I still need to buy a second gun because it says my old guns out there because two guns

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And that's like I love war military industrial complex.

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And the weather the weather we can change it now.

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I saw in the news they were saying that they were comparing Donald Trump to Hitler.

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I was I was like, I was like, oh my gosh, I didn't I didn't know he was like gonna be

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the Hitler this time.

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I wasn't gonna vote, but I love Hitler.

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I'm not gonna I'm gonna vote sold sold.

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Yeah, they sold me there.

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So yeah, we were talking about going back into the polls.

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If they don't ID, we're gonna go back in with some great show marks inspired kind of an

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What was good in California to go vote?

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Yeah, we'll just keep getting back in line and just switch.

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There's no idea.

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Yeah, we're gonna get a bunch of mustaches from the Halloween store.

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And it's October that there's gonna be a Halloween stores.

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And I love Halloween.

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Like I can't wait for this.

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We're gonna just vote 150 times probably handlebar mustache, Hitler mustache, maybe.

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And folks, when when I said that thing about loving Hitler, I was just kidding.

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I love love the Jews, except for the ones that control the weather and the ones that

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control the media.

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No, it's not a good look for the Jews.

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Like I feel like the tunnel thing just the video of a total Jews climbing out.

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Okay, so some people can't control the weather.

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Okay, that's too far even for me.

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I know it's it's insane when like the big thing conspiracy.

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Yeah, it's so wild that it's a joke.

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But it's not a joke.

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No, like Senator John Kennedy.

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It's funny that his name is John Kennedy.

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It's kind of funny.

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But he's just an old guy with the Louisiana accent living in a dead guy's shadow.

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Yeah, he said we're gonna need some new conspiracies because it looks like they're 30 for 30 right

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now.

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And just probably yeah, the difference between a conspiracy theory and the fact is you wait

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six months.

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Yeah, and that's how you can check snopes.

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Yeah, no, check our website.

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That's where we do the opposite of snopes.

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So we just were always ahead of them.

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Yeah, because yeah, they're always wrong.

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Yeah, we're always six months ahead.

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Yeah, and so I don't know, I just feel like the weather thing was a little bit much for

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I feel like that's worse than the aliens thing.

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Is that be so pissed if I'm in North Carolina just like doing a good job as a governor or

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something and then all of a sudden they start creating like a whole.

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Well, yeah, genocide basically on your own people.

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Yeah, I mean, if they if they connect hurricane that first one, whatever, Irene Helene, Highline,

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Helene Maxwell, then come on, I mean, I think it was come on.

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Come on, Helene.

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Why did you have to hit us?

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Yeah, but yeah, no, it's just if it is the Jews behind it, I'm going to be pissed.

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Yeah, I'm going to be mad.

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Well, I think it's the well, it's whoever's in charge of the New World Order.

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Yeah, and so it's like the media was one thing and then the money.

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What if storms don't even exist?

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Yeah, like big storms because if they control the weather and the media, they create the

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storm that's sensationalist journalism.

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So what if what if like hurricanes don't even exist?

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That would be crazy.

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That would be some demonic.

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All we gotta do is wait six months.

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No, honestly, that's pisses me off because you're right.

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It's probably there's probably no such.

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Why would there be that so obnoxious for nature?

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Yeah, just Earth's been around forever.

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And it's like you're still having these little temper tantrums like a toddler.

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Think about this, what like they say that weather is getting more extreme and there's

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been this whole push for climate change.

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But it's been getting changed all.

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That's their evidence for climate change and they're creating the storm.

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They're just trying to get people behind a cause that they can have on the left.

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They just control people.

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Well, I think it's the left and the right to it's just the establishment.

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I mean, like the people that have been on the right side of Congress forever as well.

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Because the presidential there for years, you know.

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Yeah, it's like four years.

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A lot of senators are there for forever.

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Yeah, it's fucked up.

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You got that turtle guy.

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Turtle.

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Yeah, Mitch McConnell, the turtle.

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And then you got like Lindsey Graham, who's like gay, but that's why a real hero, real

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patriot always steps down and when Obama called Joe Biden a patriot, it's like, dude, you

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already gave him the medal of freedom when all he was doing was eat nice cream.

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Not doing shit, committing corruption.

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Talking about corn pop.

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Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's enough.

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Well, now, yeah, now Obama's out there trying to get people to vote for that.

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I can tell it desperate is if they're bringing out Obama to do solo rallies.

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Instead of her.

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They caught her to town hall having a teleprompter.

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This is a town hall where people ask questions.

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It's supposed to be the more transparent version of a debate.

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That's like the purpose of the town hall is people ask you like questions and you give

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them your honest answer off the cuff.

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Intimate.

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They accidentally on Univision back.

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You can see it.

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It's just so corny, dude.

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I don't get how people could be hyped up at that.

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It almost is like watching.

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They don't see it.

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They don't see the.

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They don't see the teleprompter.

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Well, the people that are voting for her don't see that stuff on their feeds.

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You have to be there.

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Check out X folks.

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Yeah, it's really just exposing a lot of things.

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And if there's something that I mean, they do flag stuff that could be fake or some pass

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or something.

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But like somebody could put a community note on there.

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And it's a feature to just have people be able to say, hold on a second year.

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I think I have something to say.

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Instead of just taking it down or suppressing it.

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Yeah, it's cool, though.

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But I do think that if like, you know, there's like your the president, right?

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And then your son is like his laptop gets stolen.

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Then I think you should suppress that story.

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I feel like I would.

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I would if I was him.

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Like a lot of these corrupt things that they're doing.

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I would do if I were them in a second.

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New York Man Eddie.

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Yeah, just put your put your feet in their shoes.

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Your son gets your your idiot son who loves crack and and prostitutes and stuff like that.

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And I accidentally has a laptop where he has a bunch of videos of him doing crack and then

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also a bunch of evidence leaking you and him to taking bribery from Ukraine and China.

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It's the thing is like a lot of people want to judge these politicians and their sons.

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Right.

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But it's like yourself in their shoes.

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Well, you can't because a lot of most people are losers compared to them and have no temptation.

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And also, you know, the CIA, you got to hide it is stuff and you got to, you know, like

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they they're probably involved.

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I mean, we know they're involved in the Martin Luther King thing.

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They're probably they're definitely only Kennedy thing.

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Yeah, these are good people.

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Yeah, but you got to know you understand why they did it.

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You know, like, well, FBI was I mean, they're all probably the same.

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They're all just a Patriots and they're just trying to do the right thing for themselves

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really about the country.

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Well, yeah, it's about the new world order.

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That's what we got to be.

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We got to become a part of it.

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Sponsored by this state.

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This segment was sponsored by Harris Walls campaign vote blue vote.

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Turn the page vote for change, even though I'm the vice president.

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I'm a middle class.

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Yeah, she I worked at McDonald's.

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He didn't.

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I did.

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She's never.

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She's legitimately never had a job.

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A private sector job.

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But I think I did.

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Okay, she grew up in Canada also.

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It's like, OK, we get it.

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You're Drake.

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I met Drake.

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Yeah, Larry's.

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Oh, yeah, she's like Drake.

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Drake.

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So is Tim Walls.

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He's even a little bit more.

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Yeah, he's a little more like did he?

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I wonder how many politicians because he's basically the black Epstein.

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Mm hmm.

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Also, why do we not have Epstein's list yet?

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How long has it been?

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Okay, so this is the backlog of things that we need for our government.

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Epstein logs, Diddy logs, which apparently might leak by this lawyer, unless he gets

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something happens to him.

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So we need those.

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We need those things to see who all these big people are like Bill Clinton and you just

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to see who we know is on.

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Right.

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So like the really famous people and politicians that are definitely on there.

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We need to know something about the first Trump assassination guy.

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Yeah, like why one thing?

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It is sad that it just where's the up for about it?

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But we're just kind of insane.

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And then and then the second one, the guy has six cell phones.

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He was fighting as a freedom fighter in Ukraine was recruiting people in the US to go fight

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with him in Ukraine.

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And then and then and there's no thing coming out about him.

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Yeah, it's just a little weird.

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I don't know.

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Oh, also the guy who got arrested for a terrorist plot, supposed to be an election days terrorist

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plot.

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He was led into the US by the CIA or the FBI or the CIA, I believe.

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And he had he was like an informant of theirs in Afghanistan.

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Yeah, that is not, you know, the FBI or whatever, CIA probably shouldn't be the ones.

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It's not a good look for them.

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They kind of a bad rap going lately.

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We got to figure out how many how many layers of fake are they are they doing?

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Are they are they purpose?

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Are they doing a double or a triple fake?

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You know how many layers are there to it?

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So are they are they making us think that?

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And they were behind Donald Trump shooting thing.

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So that we blame them when the real.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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The chosen a lot of games that they can play.

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That's a thing in poker is leveling where it's like I'm doing this thing because I know

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where you're at.

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Yeah, it can be eight levels.

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I saw this podcast where Eric Weinstein was talking about like he compared it to like

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a this movie where it's a it's a woman transition to a man dressed as a woman.

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And it's like the three different layers.

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Yeah, and that's happening a lot.

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And I don't know.

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But I think they didn't they didn't think that they had all that everything all good,

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but they didn't have this they had all the communications under wraps with social media.

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But they didn't think that Elon was going to come in with this uncensurable social media.

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Yeah.

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And then all the all these whistleblowers come forward because they're more confident now.

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Once a couple come forward and a lot more come forward.

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Yeah, because because if there's only a couple you can just snub them out or you know, but

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if there's a lot, you see a common denominator and you're just going to also get caught for

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a murder than to I think I think if Trump is elected, they should he should give free

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whistles to everyone.

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Yeah, everyone should have a whistle and all the intelligence community can end rape.

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Yeah.

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Mm hmm.

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Everyone should get a whistle.

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Yeah.

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We're getting so deep.

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We're getting so demonetized.

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I'll post it on X and then we won't get any views on X.

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But maybe eventually we will.

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Yeah, it's like, you know, I mean, I've only posted like one episode on on X.

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Mm hmm.

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But early days, this is infantile stage.

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Yeah.

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Baby stage right now.

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Right.

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It's like toddler.

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It's kind of like forever.

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You know, it's like Rod Stewart.

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We can have temper tantrums.

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We can act up.

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We don't know any better yet.

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Right.

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So if you guys know anything about Rod Stewart, one of the top 10 biggest human gatherings

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of all time was a Rod Stewart concert in Brazil.

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That's not a good look.

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There is over a million people there.

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Apparently he likes to drink jazz or something.

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Wow.

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A lot of these celebrities are into this weird stuff, freaky stuff.

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And that's why the P Diddy list, you know, it's like, these are good.

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Good people.

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That's the list.

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It gets to a point when you have so much money and stuff, like it's kind of like Mick Jagger,

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like Mick Jagger already like hit sex with the hottest women, all the hottest women got

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bored and then.

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Yeah, just to feel something.

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And then I think he asked what's his name, the other famous guy, Dave.

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No, there's a star man.

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I don't know this song, but it's interesting.

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It's like being in jail, though.

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It's like a star man.

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He's very obsessed with all the women already.

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If someone's listening right now, they're probably mad at me.

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You have to move them.

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He was a famous singer.

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Back then, Mick Jagger would be around and sing a different song.

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I can't think of one right now.

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The piano man.

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No.

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Is it David Bowie?

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Oh, David Bowie and Mick Jagger had sex.

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David Bowie.

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I could see doing that.

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Yeah.

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Mm hmm.

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Yeah, I think David Bowie is probably the bottom.

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You're right.

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Got banged.

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And P Diddy, it sounds like he liked to just kind of arrange sex for other people, which

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I think is that's cool.

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Well, he's a black Epstein.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I mean, you got to have a white.

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I got to have a Jewish Epstein, a black Epstein.

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Because he thinks if this huge jacked guy is railing this girl, I'm doing that because

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I arranged it.

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Yeah, but he's also banging dudes like Meek Mill, I think.

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Yeah.

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And he's like, I'm doing that because I'm yeah, and he's the one doing it.

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Yeah.

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He, I don't think that's why he changed his name to Daddy.

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Like, I feel like some about no.

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It's possible.

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And then he's just like, I'm going to call myself Daddy and say yes.

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He was puff Daddy, P Diddy and then just did you.

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Oh, yeah, I feel like there is probably something weird about his name.

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He should just kept Puff Daddy as cool name.

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Yeah.

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Are people called Puffy for short?

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Puffy, what a cool nickname on your nickname.

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And then yeah, I guess him and Shug Knight together killed two pocket baggy.

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Yeah, I saw him joking kind of about what he might have done to easy.

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Like he was saying how it's like you wouldn't shoot somebody.

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It's like all I do is just you get somebody with AIDS blood and you put it in a syringe

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and then you just inject it into their bloodstream.

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That's insane.

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Yeah, just tag them or something.

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And it's just like, geez, okay, well, that's how do you find someone with AIDS blood?

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There's stories where about these are conspiracy theories.

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So let me show you in six months of P Diddy giving people some kind of somehow getting

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them a chemical that rapidly gives them some kind of disease that like gives them like

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cancer or something.

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Yeah, because I remember there was like a whistleblower on him.

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They wrote a book and then she died.

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Oh, geez.

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Yeah.

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A lot of people die like right when they start blowing whistle.

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That's kind of the scary part about it.

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Well, there's whistleblowers are supposed to be protected.

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So that's why we need whistleblowers.

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So what we do is let's cut the deep state in half.

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Well, it'd be a shallow state.

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Oh, stay.

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I'm performing the shallow state.

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So we release half the classified stuff or maybe just like an eighth at a time because

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otherwise the public will go insane.

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So like you release some of the Kennedy stuff we're doing.

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We already know it was backed by the CIA to some extent and or FBI all the same.

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And then it just ends up if they're all that behind.

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Well, that I would do the same thing.

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I mean, because the CIA is supposed to be on the overseas, but they also do action in

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the U.S. And I think more and more they've been doing stuff internally.

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I this stuff is like we get it.

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Your demons, your aliens, your yeah.

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Well, it's like Caligula, you know, when he's the Roman emperor who made a senator

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a horse.

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That's Kamala Harris.

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That's what he did.

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He made a senator or a horse.

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He made a horse a senator.

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So one of the senators was a horse.

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No way, really?

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Yeah.

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Oh, wow.

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And then he was into.

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Yeah, I like this guy.

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Yeah.

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I don't know anything about him.

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I heard he was insane.

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Caligula.

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Yeah, he was insane.

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He would.

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He was like the.

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He made a horse.

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The wicked emperor.

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There was like there was like the good emperor was like Marcus Aurelius and then Augustus

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Caesar and then Julius Caesar was like their Trump.

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Big populist and then Augustus Caesar, he was a little more low key, but he took over

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more land.

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He was just humble, you know, like he's the kind of guy who should do three pointer,

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just swish it and then just turn around and run back the other way instead of celebrating.

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But what's his name?

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Julius Curry will like celebrate before it's even in really.

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Yeah.

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And he'll just turn around and already be celebrating because he knows.

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Yeah, because he's done so many of that of that exact shot.

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Yeah.

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It's just muscle memory at that point.

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But like Julius Caesar would do like a flip into the end zone and play football.

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Yeah.

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He would do a flip.

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That's awesome.

486
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Yeah.

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My buddy was telling me about his dad.

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He says his dad thinks he's like, I don't know, just like a playboy like like CEO like

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just thinks he's like a Tony Stark or something and it's like thinks that people see him that

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way and he's like, no one sees him this way.

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So his dad thinks this about he thinks that he is his dad thinks that his dad is like

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the coolest and like that's very fun.

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My dad's the opposite.

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My dad's very humble, which makes him the coolest.

495
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Yeah.

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Yeah.

497
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No, my dad rules.

498
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My dad's like, if you're listening to this, I can promise you my dad's cool.

499
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I can't get in the mood with your dad.

500
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Yeah.

501
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I've been trying to get you to make some content with him.

502
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Yeah.

503
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Well, I need to get him on here.

504
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Yeah.

505
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We need to get like John Hickock.

506
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Yeah.

507
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You got to compete with that.

508
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So we got to but there's got to be office furniture involved.

509
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Yeah.

510
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So we're going to be testing out the tattoos.

511
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:35,280
So remember we were thinking like he's rolling on an office chair through a field shooting

512
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,280
a Newsy.

513
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,280
One of them.

514
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,280
One of them.

515
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,280
Yeah.

516
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,840
Well, we'll incorporate office furniture and machine guns.

517
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,640
I want to be shooting a machine gun in a lazy boy.

518
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,640
Yes.

519
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:51,800
But we got ergonomic this cubicle.

520
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:56,400
You're just sniping just like the Ottoman.

521
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,400
Yeah.

522
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,120
And the cubicle, I guess, so strong that like the bullets can't even go through at

523
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,120
the 50 cal.

524
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:06,360
You're the semi-automated.

525
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:11,040
These chairs are bulletproof, I believe.

526
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,840
They're from rework.

527
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,480
That's where they.

528
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,200
So we work with office furniture rework.

529
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:22,040
So with office furniture, they come out with brand new office furniture.

530
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:26,200
They only like the big companies would buy to do a new office.

531
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:32,320
The stuff that's in style, the new cream of the crop and then the stuff that's out of

532
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:36,520
style, they sell over rework, which my dad took over.

533
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:37,800
It's kind of a conglomerate.

534
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,440
It's like this stuff is just as good as the other stuff, but it's just not the stuff

535
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,440
that's in style.

536
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,040
He's like, yeah, we'll take it.

537
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,040
Yeah.

538
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,040
Make it cool again.

539
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:50,320
I bought these chairs for my dad.

540
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,840
This table was sponsored by my dad.

541
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:54,840
Yeah, he pops.

542
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,640
I'd better be sitting at it soon.

543
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,640
Good man.

544
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,640
No, he he he was in here.

545
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:04,600
I was I was talking to him.

546
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:08,480
We were doing a consultation type of thing.

547
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,480
And he was sitting where you are.

548
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,480
And he was like, this is cool.

549
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,880
How'd you do this on the table?

550
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,760
And I was like, you know, you know, me and this whole thing epoxy.

551
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,760
Yeah.

552
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,260
Is this the same table?

553
00:27:19,260 --> 00:27:20,260
I was like, yeah.

554
00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:21,260
Yeah.

555
00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:24,520
He's like, yeah, that's pretty cool.

556
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,480
Philosophically, is it the same table anymore?

557
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,480
Not even really.

558
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,480
No, no, no, no, no.

559
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:34,120
The table the table legs are let me folks, if you want to see the table looks like it's

560
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,640
a hundred dollar bill.

561
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,680
I'll kind of let's work a lot more than that.

562
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:39,680
Yeah.

563
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:40,680
I mean, each one.

564
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,680
I mean, look how big it is.

565
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:47,320
So you just big 100 kind of multiply size.

566
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,800
It's like it's like seismic.

567
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:49,800
Mm hmm.

568
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:50,800
Yeah.

569
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,160
And they really reworked this thing.

570
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,160
Well, what if McDonald's made a big burger called the seismic MC?

571
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,600
Oh my gosh.

572
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,880
Yes, the seismic like super size me.

573
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,280
Yeah, that guy died apparently.

574
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,280
Okay.

575
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:10,600
Well, he had a good run really good run.

576
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:16,840
So what are your so okay, RFK is going to make America healthy again.

577
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:20,680
But does that mean we have to get rid of all the goods like this?

578
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,680
The good stuff?

579
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:25,200
I don't know what he's going to do because some of these other countries limit how much

580
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,000
soda pop you can buy down at the soda pop.

581
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Yeah.

582
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,200
Oh, I love playing jacks down by the soda phone.

583
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,200
I love that.

584
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,200
Yeah.

585
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:37,880
But then sometimes they get some of the I say let's bust this popsicle stand.

586
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:41,000
Yeah, we need less bars and more soda soda found.

587
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:47,040
Oh, it's just like, you know, the innocence of, you know, you're going to hopefully pick

588
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:52,880
up a woman in your car and just drive route to a nice spot and maybe.

589
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,400
Who knows what's going to happen.

590
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:59,320
She's locked in your car and just maybe a kiss.

591
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,400
Maybe maybe she wants a baby.

592
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,400
Yeah.

593
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,480
And it's a did she put up a fight?

594
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,800
That's the age old question.

595
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:09,800
Grace.

596
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,800
Hell of a musical.

597
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,240
I was just listening to some of the reasons.

598
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,960
You're listening to grease in the car.

599
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:17,960
Yeah.

600
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:19,200
A couple of songs from it.

601
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,840
And I felt a little silly, I guess, but then I was like, that is silly.

602
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:29,520
But that the main grace song is it just starts off so powerful.

603
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,720
It gets me amped up.

604
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,720
Yeah.

605
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,720
Let me show you the song.

606
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:39,840
I might have to cut to.

607
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:47,920
I wonder if it'll come through.

608
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,280
It's yours is just a little heavy.

609
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:59,280
But we would be just a part of this one.

610
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,280
It's pretty high.

611
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:01,280
This was the background.

612
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:09,800
But it would just be like a like a five second portion of it.

613
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:18,120
Like maybe just kind of the beginning or kind of the end here.

614
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,120
Like this.

615
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,120
Like this.

616
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:24,360
It's probably a little bit more easy on the ears.

617
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,360
You don't need to include.

618
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,360
Yeah, I could just start like this.

619
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,360
Yeah.

620
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,360
That's it.

621
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:33,240
And then maybe kind of fade out.

622
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,240
Yeah.

623
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,360
And then it's just into a gun cock.

624
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,920
And I do like yours.

625
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,680
But you should use that for your rap career.

626
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,680
Yeah.

627
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,600
I'm going to use it for my rap career, which is going to be really successful.

628
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:45,600
I think so.

629
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,520
Did you write any stuff for our newest stand?

630
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:53,480
Well, you know, it's got the ideas brewing.

631
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:54,640
And I do need to be fair.

632
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:55,640
I did.

633
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,640
I do be fair.

634
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,160
I didn't do work on the course.

635
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:05,880
So I can't I can't knock you if I wasn't you know, no, it's tough because you know,

636
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,600
we're in money mode right now.

637
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,600
Yeah.

638
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:13,360
And so I mean guys, you see a gold watch America.

639
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:18,360
This is this is the America that we want the American dream is this.

640
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,400
$50 is attainable for anybody.

641
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,200
You guys can you guys can be like us.

642
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,200
You can be famous podcasters.

643
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,200
Some of you.

644
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,760
Well, yeah, most of you can't.

645
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,760
Yeah.

646
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,400
But it's a merit.

647
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,920
It's a meritocracy made that may the best succeed.

648
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:39,680
Sometimes we got to be a little bit corrupt maybe to, you know, be as it.

649
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:40,680
Yeah.

650
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:41,680
Is it illegal?

651
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,480
Maybe is it frowned upon?

652
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:44,480
Yes.

653
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,480
Yeah.

654
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,480
Sometimes.

655
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:54,080
Sometimes we show another podcast to bump ourselves up because that's how it works.

656
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,920
And if they can't handle the heat and stay out of the kitchen.

657
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:57,920
And I say, you know what?

658
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:03,720
Some of you could be like us and it's going to be the type that doesn't take shit from

659
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,720
us when we say you can.

660
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:12,760
All these podcasts that all these other Chicago podcasts, what does does the roast podcast

661
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:13,760
exist anymore?

662
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:14,760
I don't think it does.

663
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:15,760
I believe it does.

664
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,760
It does it.

665
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:17,760
I believe so.

666
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,760
And they just watch clips from the roast battle.

667
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,600
I mean, I don't really know.

668
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:27,320
I feel like they talk about the roast and I feel like they probably kind of roast each

669
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,320
other on there.

670
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,320
I don't think it exists.

671
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,040
One, one episode Matt Bann were touched about me.

672
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,040
Really?

673
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,040
Yeah.

674
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,040
Oh yeah.

675
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,040
I remember that.

676
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,040
And then you retaliated.

677
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,040
I destroyed him.

678
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,040
You did dismantle him in many ways.

679
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,040
I dismantled him so hard.

680
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,040
Oh yeah.

681
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,720
That one really stood out because I feel like then I kind of probably why.

682
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,720
Why you moved?

683
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:47,720
I didn't.

684
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:48,720
Yeah.

685
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:49,720
I didn't think about this till now.

686
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,720
That's why he moved to Austin.

687
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,400
Didn't even have to put him on the wall of ops.

688
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,800
You just so I I kick.

689
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,800
So okay.

690
00:32:54,800 --> 00:33:00,760
I forced Zako and and Matt Bann work to Austin K.

691
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:07,360
Dempsey, Lightsea and Blair Porkchop out of the comedy scene.

692
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:12,720
And then Bob King submit for his Thuring essentially.

693
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:21,080
And I mean he's doing pretty well sleeping up sleeping like a bat upside down under the

694
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,080
Belmont Bridge.

695
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:26,080
I think the blood going to his head is good for him.

696
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:31,680
So that's why when you got really mad at Jason that his like face got so red and you know

697
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,840
all the blood that has been rushing there every night.

698
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:37,400
But then it's like oh can I get the coins like a cool idea.

699
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,400
Trump coins.

700
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:42,200
Yes we can absolutely bring out the Trump coins and talk about them.

701
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:46,800
So I do have to admit we so we're sponsored by the Harris Walls campaign.

702
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:53,960
But we we're not so this is more grassroots you know with the Trump campaign.

703
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,800
It's more like we don't get the billionaire donors.

704
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:02,120
This is the Trump's kind of the working man's the Republicans are the people of the working

705
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,720
man now which has changed.

706
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,720
Yeah.

707
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,640
It's just like I don't want to work.

708
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,640
Yeah.

709
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:08,640
Man.

710
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:15,080
The left the left is they're all they're all tech tech billionaires support them.

711
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,000
Google is one of the biggest donors.

712
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Yeah.

713
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:24,280
It is getting confusing because it's like OK you're the left but you're like Mark Zuckerberg.

714
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,280
Yeah.

715
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,480
But then you're also like we're not that left.

716
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,280
We're not going to you know commit corruption again.

717
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:35,360
The parties have flipped and it flips and it flops.

718
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:42,600
So I mean it's flipped before you know like the slavery people or Democrats as the best

719
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,040
example in my opinion.

720
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,920
Honestly I think they still kind of are because they just keep people in welfare state.

721
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:48,920
Yeah.

722
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,920
A lot of a lot of black Republicans say that they're just real sneaky.

723
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:52,920
Yeah.

724
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:56,720
They're real good at just looking like the good guys until X came out.

725
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:57,720
Yeah.

726
00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:00,000
And then it's like whoa.

727
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:05,040
So my feed is just full of black Republicans and it's amazing.

728
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:09,160
And I just watch them and then obviously that's why I keep getting more.

729
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:14,240
I also saw this video of this Haitian guy that lives in Springfield and he wears all

730
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:23,440
Trump gear and he was talking about how they do eat cats and kill cats and then people

731
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,440
didn't believe the first video.

732
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:31,280
So he went over to his cousin who had gotten there six months ago legal completely legal

733
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:36,560
not just like the whatever they give them asylum and he and basically they're translating

734
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:41,760
from French or whatever Haitian French to English and the guy was like yeah that's normal

735
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:47,080
those stores you can go to get cats to you know eat them.

736
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:52,440
Yeah it's like OK so the weather thing and then the cats and the dogs.

737
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:58,360
But they're like Trump's racist for saying that it's like OK.

738
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:03,800
First of all maybe not so even if that were that even if that wasn't complete live that

739
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,960
Trump made up that's not racist that'd be xenophobic.

740
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,040
It's a different country.

741
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,360
Why does the color matter.

742
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:13,800
Yeah I just think it's like Trump is not a racist.

743
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:18,680
The color of someone's skin doesn't matter and something like that.

744
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:23,600
But Haitians it's like if you're going to hate a group Haitians.

745
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,080
Well they yeah because I mean it's in the name.

746
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,160
But don't be Haitian.

747
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,160
You know.

748
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,160
Nice.

749
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:39,360
But the problem is they inject 20,000 Haitians in a town of 50,000.

750
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,000
How is that how is that sustainable.

751
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:46,440
I mean and if they're hungry they're going to eat the cats.

752
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,440
Yeah.

753
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,760
Put yourself in the Haitian shoes.

754
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:50,760
Let them eat bread.

755
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,760
Let them eat.

756
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:56,440
See the problem is the left has no empathy.

757
00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:01,560
They don't know how to put themselves in a Haitian shoes who they come here.

758
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,800
It's normal to eat cats there.

759
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,120
They want to eat some cats.

760
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,920
Okay it's part of their culture and if you want to.

761
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:12,920
Yeah so honestly the racist and xenophobic ones are.

762
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,960
Denying their culture.

763
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:19,840
Let's take a guess.

764
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,040
The Democrats.

765
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,920
Well they're not they're not they don't have empathy but they do have.

766
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,920
Metgopathy is something like.

767
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:31,280
When the name of the party is going to change.

768
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,320
Yeah I don't know.

769
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:37,760
Because I'm sick of this stuff that's just like pro-life choice.

770
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:41,840
That is so dumb.

771
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,520
It's too pro in that.

772
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,440
There shouldn't be a major issue in this election.

773
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,440
Right now we have no president.

774
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:54,040
We're on the brink of nuclear war with Russia.

775
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,880
The whole Middle East is insane.

776
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:01,480
North Korea is sending troops to help Russia.

777
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:05,720
Well the abortion thing I mean we could talk about JD Vance was.

778
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,600
The abortion thing right now is up to the states.

779
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,000
That's fine.

780
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,520
But JD had you know pretty powerful stance on it.

781
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,000
I think maybe JD stands.

782
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000
JD stands.

783
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:22,400
Yeah because he kind of he said you know what how come so many of the people that care

784
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,960
about abortion so much are so hideous that they're never.

785
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,000
Oh no that wasn't Vance that was.

786
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,680
What's his name.

787
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:34,480
On damn who was it.

788
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,520
It's funny because he kind of like looks evil.

789
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:37,520
Evil.

790
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:43,320
Well I mean JD Vance looks evil.

791
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:49,040
He also looks like an evil Kyle Allen.

792
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,560
Let's pull up.

793
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:55,960
Like he'd be like a like a jigsaw or something.

794
00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:00,120
No I think I think JD Vance is legitimately a decent guy.

795
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:04,880
But that bums me out because that's who I thought it was who was saying that.

796
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:10,480
No no that was a no but that's another congressman's that's more cool congress people so these

797
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:14,200
are going to be the guys that hopefully replace the turtles.

798
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:20,200
And they're just like yeah like I mean you really want to impregnate someone who looks

799
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,680
like a thumb.

800
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:25,760
I'll find the best videos from just going to our text.

801
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:30,080
And once again it's like the thumb people from spy kids have always haunted me and.

802
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,080
The Thumpkins.

803
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,080
Oh these recuts are so good.

804
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,280
Did you watch the Mary Poppins one.

805
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,840
Yeah these are yeah I need to make my Ferris Bueller.

806
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:39,840
Scary.

807
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,400
Well yeah there's a couple of Ferris Bueller ones but no like good horror one.

808
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:49,600
No especially because I was thinking like I want to use the gun sounds from the sound

809
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:53,720
board in it to like make it so it's about school shooting.

810
00:39:53,720 --> 00:40:01,080
And it'll just be Bueller Bueller and then it'll have like the the sound of like when

811
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,920
someone's heart stops.

812
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:07,120
No just like the flat line.

813
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,760
Oh it's Mad Mad Mad Gats or Mad Gates.

814
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,040
Oh okay.

815
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,880
So I'm going to pull it over to.

816
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,480
Now that guy looks fucking real evil.

817
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,480
Yeah.

818
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:24,760
I think he'd be like in like Evil Willy Wonka or something or like a kind of tycoon like.

819
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:25,760
Yeah.

820
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:29,560
Kill all the kids or ruin Christmas maybe.

821
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,560
Well he's got.

822
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:35,520
We even talked about Jeff Christmas in a while either and it's almost.

823
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,840
Yeah why don't you why don't you talk about Jeff Christmas for a bit.

824
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:43,440
I was just pretty excited because I was on a lot of Adderall one day I guess or maybe

825
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:47,680
sometimes it's like okay what is real Adderall.

826
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:55,880
What gets me just locked in in real life without drugs and sometimes it's a bit and so I started

827
00:40:55,880 --> 00:41:00,080
making this Adams family thing and I made it the Asmus family.

828
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,080
Okay.

829
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:07,080
And I sent it to you guys like three months early and I said for Halloween can we do this

830
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:12,360
the Asmus family and then it's just there's like 14 of them.

831
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,360
The Asmus family.

832
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:23,680
And one of them is Dragovich and yeah I saw the idea and you didn't you hated it.

833
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:24,680
You hated all of it.

834
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:25,680
No I didn't hate it.

835
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,520
James Webb is in there.

836
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,040
Adam Gilbert is in there.

837
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:32,960
I mean yeah we can make it a post but I don't know how to make a good video.

838
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,280
Come on man.

839
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,280
What.

840
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:36,280
We can make it.

841
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,080
Think about how many how many.

842
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,080
It's 10 seconds.

843
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,080
Think about how many of those pictures types of pictures I've made.

844
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,720
I made myself Stalin.

845
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:45,720
Yeah but I know.

846
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:49,080
I lost my picture of myself as Stalin.

847
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,080
No.

848
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,080
I mean I couldn't remake it.

849
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,880
I just lost the single picture.

850
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,880
I never printed it.

851
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:55,880
What.

852
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,200
I thought it was printed like out there.

853
00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,200
No.

854
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,200
No I made it.

855
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,800
Well I can remake it and then I can make you as Hitler and put it on the wall.

856
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,040
You sure that you didn't text it to me because I think.

857
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,040
Oh I did.

858
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,040
Yes.

859
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,040
Yeah.

860
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,720
Then you probably delete all of our texts right away just for to say.

861
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:12,720
No I don't.

862
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:15,760
I did set it at delete to say space.

863
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:16,760
Leah for a month.

864
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:17,760
Yeah.

865
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,440
I realized that was the worst idea.

866
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:21,440
No for everybody.

867
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,040
That was the worst idea it turns out.

868
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:28,000
Yeah because you need to save these bits.

869
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,160
You spent so long on that thing and I spent so long on mine.

870
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,160
Well.

871
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:34,160
Hive mind.

872
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,160
Yeah.

873
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,160
Well I have to do one for every episode.

874
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,760
Great minds think alike right.

875
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,760
Yeah.

876
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,200
So a lot of women look like a thumb.

877
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:44,920
I have mine to think alike.

878
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:45,920
You're watching on video.

879
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,480
Okay you're good on video.

880
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:48,480
It's good enough.

881
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:53,080
A lot of yeah thumb women.

882
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,960
Thumb.

883
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:59,760
I don't know thumb gales I guess.

884
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:00,760
Thumpkins.

885
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:01,760
Thumpkins yeah.

886
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,560
It's like thoughts but it's thumbs.

887
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,560
Is that what.

888
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:12,480
What were the thumb people called in Dr. Floup's ones from spy kids.

889
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,680
I don't know.

890
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,880
Freaks of nature.

891
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,280
Were they just thumb guys.

892
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,280
Is that they called.

893
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,320
Well because it was fine this out.

894
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,960
Can you stuff.

895
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,200
Can we get a fact check on that Jamie.

896
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,200
What were the thumb.

897
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,200
My name is.

898
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,200
It's called.

899
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,200
Thank you.

900
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,200
No we actually.

901
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,200
It's more important.

902
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,200
No we did DEI.

903
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,080
I'm the Mexican one.

904
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,240
Can we get a.

905
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:40,000
Wait what was it sorry how do you pronounce your name.

906
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,160
I don't want to mess it up.

907
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,160
Hi may.

908
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,160
Hi may.

909
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,640
Yeah so the J is silent.

910
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:49,440
A I am E.

911
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,440
Hi.

912
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,440
Hi may.

913
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,440
Okay.

914
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,960
I didn't want to mess it up.

915
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,680
I want to be really respectful.

916
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:56,680
Thank you.

917
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:00,680
So how the fuck do you say your name because I'm gonna mess it sucks.

918
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:05,800
That was sponsored by the Hertz Wolf campaign.

919
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:10,400
So you can code switch and be racist if you're surrounded by races.

920
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,400
Yeah.

921
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,200
You guys know that grew up in the middle.

922
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:18,840
Kamala Harris has a gun and I want more details into what kind of glock she has.

923
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:23,160
Tell us and everybody wants the details on my glock.

924
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,160
Yeah.

925
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:30,520
Everyone's always like Mac why do you have a gun and I say why don't you have a gun.

926
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:35,520
And growing up we always had guns in the household.

927
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,520
Oh I always.

928
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:41,120
And we would take them to school with us because you know you're on the bus.

929
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,120
Oh this post got deleted.

930
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,920
I guess look it up probably on here.

931
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:49,280
They didn't say we're gay long enough.

932
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,680
They didn't say we're gay long enough.

933
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,720
Me and Max Rice we're talking about starting a show.

934
00:44:55,720 --> 00:45:04,160
No boys loud or just be like the man show but it'd be like the non cis man show.

935
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:09,440
And so it just basically be advertises like anything but a cis man.

936
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:13,120
And then it would be only men on the line cis males on the line.

937
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,120
I like that.

938
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:19,840
Well I was thinking of a similar thing called the woke show but it's nobody of anything.

939
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:20,840
The woke.

940
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:21,840
The woke jokes.

941
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:26,800
Yeah let's see if I can get this on the screen.

942
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,480
Woker jokers.

943
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,600
Woke jokes.

944
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,600
Woke jokers.

945
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:33,920
I actually brought this.

946
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:37,320
I brought that idea up to Jason Melton.

947
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:38,320
We still can't find him folks.

948
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,320
I don't know where he is.

949
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,320
I don't know.

950
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,320
Somebody check St. James Island.

951
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,320
Yeah.

952
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,800
I feel like I wonder so.

953
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,160
He might be there now.

954
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,360
He might be a ditty.

955
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:54,760
Someone had to buy that or is it just still in the family name.

956
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:55,760
What.

957
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:56,760
The Epstein Island.

958
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,480
Do you think it's still in the Epstein family or someone bought it.

959
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:05,040
And I bet Bill Gates probably bought it and is just like creating mosquitoes that give

960
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,480
kids AIDS or something.

961
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:10,360
And so I don't know.

962
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,080
He's it but again good guy.

963
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:17,360
Well I like Matt Gates more than Bill Gates but I think all we're going to get in this

964
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:29,560
video is there he is.

965
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:34,400
Representative Matt Gates met with seniors in the Scania County Monday two days after

966
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,000
speaking at a conservative summit in Tampa.

967
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,560
The people are just disgusting.

968
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,920
The congressman posted the turning pretty good look.

969
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:43,920
Yeah.

970
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:49,880
Point USA speech to Facebook including his stake on pro-choice protesters.

971
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:55,880
Why is it that the women with the least likelihood of getting pregnant are the ones most worried

972
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,960
about having abortions.

973
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:02,320
Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb.

974
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,840
It's such a comedy bit.

975
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:10,000
350 pounds and they're like give me my abortions or I'll get up and march and protest and I'm

976
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,240
thinking March.

977
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:17,520
Do it like you got ankles weaker than the legal reasoning behind Roe versus Wade.

978
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,840
Those comments congressman Matt Gates.

979
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:20,840
A comedian David.

980
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,600
Becoming a talking point Monday morning on The View.

981
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:27,520
Comments like he made really leave no room for any intellectual conversation.

982
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,520
Stuff like this makes me like him more.

983
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:34,440
I spoke with Gates after Monday morning's event and asked him about his comments.

984
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:38,400
Is it safe to say that based off of your comments you're suggesting that these women at these

985
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,840
abortion rallies are ugly and overweight.

986
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:41,840
Yes.

987
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:45,040
What do you say to people who think that those comments are offensive.

988
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:46,040
Be offended.

989
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:47,040
Sorry.

990
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:53,560
But it's like that's mean.

991
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,960
He's like that's what I've seen at the rallies.

992
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,960
I mean that's.

993
00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:01,760
It's also like you can just disagree with like you're like that is unnecessary.

994
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,920
I don't think he's a puppet.

995
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,160
He looks like a puppet.

996
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,160
No I know.

997
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:07,560
Well he looks like a politician.

998
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,280
Looks like a jigsaw.

999
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:13,720
I mean he's yeah I know he's he's been trying to be a politician his whole life and he is

1000
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:18,040
one but there's a younger order I think kind of I bet Charlie Kirk eventually runs for

1001
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,540
office.

1002
00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:20,540
Let's watch it.

1003
00:48:20,540 --> 00:48:25,200
Just the Charlie Kirk asking what is a woman.

1004
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,800
No that's my favorite clip of him.

1005
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,000
The well the Matt Walsh made a hole.

1006
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,640
I know but Charlie Kirk's is awesome because there's this one point when.

1007
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:36,360
Oh we're having camera issues right now.

1008
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,520
So we can watch your clips but all of a sudden.

1009
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,520
No no camera issues.

1010
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,600
Hold on that's weird.

1011
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,280
Well it's working on this one.

1012
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,720
Maybe your computer is dying.

1013
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:46,720
Maybe it's crashing.

1014
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:52,280
It's not maybe it's overheating from from Gates.

1015
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,280
Takes heat.

1016
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:57,920
It's just such a gay symmetrical line.

1017
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:58,920
I love that.

1018
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:04,520
It was Gates wins Matt Gates not Bill Gates folks that guy is ruining the world.

1019
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,520
Bill Gates.

1020
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:10,360
He takes except he said takes intellectual proper.

1021
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,680
Oh what about this.

1022
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:13,840
You know how we wanted over the world.

1023
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:20,400
We wanted Bill Gates to build the gate at the border instead of a wall.

1024
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,120
Let's have Matt Gates do it.

1025
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:25,920
Yeah so it's kind of this because that way because that way we won't have the guy that's

1026
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,800
behind it like all the diseases the weather and stuff like that.

1027
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,640
Yeah and it's like the wall supposed to be like are you cool if you're cool you can come

1028
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:34,800
in.

1029
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,160
Let's do that with the guy building it.

1030
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:38,160
Yeah yeah.

1031
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:43,920
Well okay Bill Gates definitely has that I don't know if he does all this sexual stuff

1032
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:44,920
as much.

1033
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:51,320
He probably does but he loves power and he loves control so I think I think he owns the

1034
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:57,440
patents to the the weather control to one of the weather control things.

1035
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:58,440
Are you kidding or no.

1036
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:59,440
I'm serious.

1037
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:03,040
The one so there's one there's one in Antarctica.

1038
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,840
Where to God I'm going to shoot this.

1039
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:11,440
There's one in Antarctica that can cause earthquakes and there's one and there's several that they

1040
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:18,800
have that can yeah they inject aerosol thing into the air and it can make and strengthen

1041
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:19,800
earthquakes.

1042
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,600
I'm going to shoot this guy in game.

1043
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,920
You know what it also you know what it also can do.

1044
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:29,480
It can also make earthquakes or make it can make hurricanes go away.

1045
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:30,480
No.

1046
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:32,720
Yeah it can reverse hurricanes.

1047
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:34,200
And they don't use it.

1048
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:40,720
No they use it they use it to go over the west side of North Carolina where Black Rock

1049
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:44,240
just signed a big deal to get minerals at but a bunch of people in there don't want

1050
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:45,240
to sell.

1051
00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:49,320
Did you see like they found the west side of North Carolina.

1052
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,160
Why would a hurricane hit that.

1053
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,320
No yeah what the fuck.

1054
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,200
It would hit the coast.

1055
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,200
So sketchy.

1056
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,200
And that's where all the lithium is.

1057
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,200
They need for it.

1058
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,000
Like Dave Chappelle right now I'm hitting my microphone.

1059
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:10,560
Yeah I mean so we have the red pill information but the question is maybe we should a lot

1060
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:16,800
of this just let it happen because or else our economy might die and get destroyed.

1061
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:22,680
Some knows too is like I want the pet I want the pedophiles to get destroyed but some of

1062
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:29,280
this stuff where they're just like making wildfires in Wyoming so that they can take

1063
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,360
over some of that land.

1064
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:37,880
What they do is they do a super drought and then what they do is they blew up like a gas

1065
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,200
factory or something.

1066
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:46,000
And this is like we got to be Nancy Pelosi on this when Trump was getting people riled

1067
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,680
up she says let it happen.

1068
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:49,680
Make it worse.

1069
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:50,680
Oh yeah.

1070
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:51,680
And use it against them.

1071
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:52,680
Yeah.

1072
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,240
Let them make their mistakes because that's fucked up.

1073
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:59,440
She told the National Guard and Army like they were there were two miles away.

1074
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:02,600
She was like no don't don't come in.

1075
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:06,120
Yeah no it's just I think we got this covered.

1076
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,200
Okay this is their job.

1077
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:11,960
Yeah it's disrespectful to call it a backup.

1078
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:12,960
Breaking news.

1079
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,200
Faking news.

1080
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:18,080
To counter Dan Kras's dumb arguments about why.

1081
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:24,000
Which are unreleased hopefully you cut out that war.

1082
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,120
I did I did but I will put that bonus out.

1083
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,440
Me and Dan Kras had a political.

1084
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:37,080
He did a political argument that was not funny but I was right of course.

1085
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:38,520
Put that on the record.

1086
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:45,440
Once the documents come out I mean the theater of them putting on this January 6th thing is

1087
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,440
just dumb.

1088
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:49,400
First of all it wasn't an insurrection it was just people kind of walking around and

1089
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:55,720
some people broke stuff but they're putting all these old people in jail.

1090
00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:56,720
Insurrection.

1091
00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:57,720
And but what the kind of name is that.

1092
00:52:57,720 --> 00:53:04,360
And it was also led by FBI but insurrection is like an erection like you know.

1093
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:05,360
Going into the.

1094
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:09,720
Yeah so that's kind of what Dan Kras does.

1095
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:14,840
He's like please insurrection your dick and my butt.

1096
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:21,200
But breaking news tell me I'm the capital remember the cap remember when I was when

1097
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:27,080
I was telling Dan that the all the documents cases got dismissed that he was talking about

1098
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:31,520
because they did in Florida he's like what's because that was a Florida place.

1099
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:38,080
Now all these 30 felonies that he got charged with in Manhattan at the appeals court they

1100
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:43,960
were like none of this makes any sense like these charges like they.

1101
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:52,160
They were like a bunch of fraud charges against Trump for like overvaluing Mar-a-Lago or something

1102
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:56,000
and like tricking a bank to invest Deutsche Bank.

1103
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:01,440
So he had the president of Deutsche Bank come in and be like yeah like we knew that Mar-a-Lago

1104
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:06,720
was overvalued we're still going to give him the loan we've given him 30 loans and he's

1105
00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:12,680
paid him back with interest every time so we didn't make a difference to us and then

1106
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:19,800
the judges were like so there's no victim here there's no crime have you ever done a

1107
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:28,760
case where this has been the thing and then by the end of it all the attorneys were all

1108
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:32,160
the prosecuting attorneys were like begging that to get like sanctioned or whatever or

1109
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:40,880
punish for clear and in effectional or election appearance interference.

1110
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:47,640
So another win another win for the the golden knight.

1111
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:53,440
I just feel like that's how greedy some people are that they just have the huge advantage

1112
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:55,600
and they just still abuse it.

1113
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:58,000
If you can control the weather.

1114
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Yeah.

1115
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Like keep it fucking reasonable and believable.

1116
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000
Yeah.

1117
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,000
And folks it to a hurricane.

1118
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,000
Yeah.

1119
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:12,400
So if you can believe me look up aerosol injection into the atmosphere and also look up.

1120
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,400
Isn't that a hairspray?

1121
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,600
Is that what that movie's about?

1122
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:17,600
A hairspray.

1123
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:18,600
Yeah.

1124
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:19,600
Breeze.

1125
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:20,600
Yeah.

1126
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:21,600
A hairspray.

1127
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:22,600
Yeah.

1128
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:23,600
What's up with this?

1129
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:24,600
Why does every musical have to do with hair stuff?

1130
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:25,600
Uh huh.

1131
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,360
You know I like I like aerosol.

1132
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:30,600
I like to huff aerosol out of a duster thing.

1133
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:31,600
Mm hmm.

1134
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:32,600
You know.

1135
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:33,600
Why would why would you ever.

1136
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,720
Well you're addicted to it.

1137
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:36,720
So yeah.

1138
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:37,720
It is an addiction to mine.

1139
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:38,720
Uh huh.

1140
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:39,720
So is Jane.

1141
00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:40,720
Uh huh.

1142
00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:41,720
Jane's.

1143
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:42,720
Nice.

1144
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:43,720
Jane's my addiction.

1145
00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:49,520
So we should take out Harold's tag and so now you're a tag Navarro.

1146
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:50,520
Um yeah.

1147
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:51,520
I'm not.

1148
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:52,520
Stealing Harold's joke.

1149
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:53,800
I'm pulling a James N word.

1150
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:54,800
Yeah.

1151
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:55,800
So you're so I'm tagging the tarot.

1152
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,800
You're James Navarro.

1153
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:57,800
Not James N word.

1154
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,800
So you're kind of like John Diaz.

1155
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:00,800
Used to be.

1156
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:01,800
Used to be John.

1157
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,840
He did code switch and John.

1158
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,800
Can't blame the guy.

1159
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:06,800
Silman.

1160
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,640
Silman is a weak a weak stage name.

1161
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:10,120
I just I don't know.

1162
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,480
Very very weak weak stage name.

1163
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:13,640
I think Johnny Diaz.

1164
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:14,720
It's like he gets it.

1165
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:16,360
He gets the name stuff.

1166
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:19,560
Well, you know, because Bobby Buds changed it.

1167
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:20,560
He doesn't get it.

1168
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:23,520
There's already a Giovanni Diaz Lobo Den.

1169
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:24,880
Shout out to Lobo Den.

1170
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:25,880
No partners.

1171
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,720
We're we they're sponsors of ours.

1172
00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:30,040
Responses of theirs.

1173
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:34,760
There is a trade deficit, but I think we're OK with that.

1174
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,040
But it's like Giovanni.

1175
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:37,040
Yeah.

1176
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:41,120
But then Johnny Diaz.

1177
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:42,360
It's just the name.

1178
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,360
I think John Diaz.

1179
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,360
We better J.O.N. Diaz.

1180
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,360
John Diaz.

1181
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:51,560
So it's like I always think it's like it's just random people are talking to each other

1182
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:55,440
like, you know, Johnny Diaz or it's like, you know, Joey Diaz.

1183
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:57,920
What do you like better, Donald Donald or Don?

1184
00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:58,920
It should be Donnie O'Donnell.

1185
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,400
I like Donnie O'Donnell.

1186
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,400
It flows.

1187
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,400
Donnie O'Donnell.

1188
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:03,400
He's like, like Donnie O'Donnell.

1189
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:04,400
Donnie O'Donnell.

1190
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:05,400
Yeah.

1191
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:06,400
And strong O'Donnell school.

1192
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:07,920
But no, he's got to change it.

1193
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,280
It doesn't work on flyers.

1194
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:10,280
It's too long.

1195
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:11,280
Donovan.

1196
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:14,160
Donovan is already a long first name.

1197
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:15,160
OK.

1198
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:16,160
I've put him on shows.

1199
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,200
I put every show that I've put him on.

1200
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:23,920
I've had to like, like, because you got to put I put all the names on there and then

1201
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,720
I got to use like fucking half of the page for him.

1202
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:27,720
Yeah.

1203
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:30,320
I make the print smaller for him.

1204
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:31,320
What is is strong?

1205
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:32,560
Just a nickname.

1206
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,560
Is that his middle name or something?

1207
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:35,560
He's got a hyphen named.

1208
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,240
So he probably got Lib Cook parents.

1209
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:38,240
Oh, OK.

1210
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,080
So if it's actually part of his name, like it's cool.

1211
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:42,800
But then it's like, what about Derek Strong?

1212
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:43,800
Well, yeah.

1213
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:47,720
And who was in the scene first because they get to keep their name.

1214
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,200
Derek Strong runs the jewels.

1215
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:50,720
He runs the jewels.

1216
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,200
He runs an open mic.

1217
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:53,200
Oh, does he?

1218
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:54,360
Which one?

1219
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,960
It's the earlier one at Shakers on Monday nights.

1220
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:57,960
Oh, the gay bar.

1221
00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:58,960
Yeah.

1222
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,680
And then the other dare comes in for the late one.

1223
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:01,680
The black one.

1224
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:02,680
Yeah.

1225
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:03,680
And so is he gay?

1226
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:06,040
No, I don't think so.

1227
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,080
But he's maybe he knows diddy.

1228
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,240
Who's the ass stick he takes pictures.

1229
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,240
I don't know.

1230
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,240
I think he's gay.

1231
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:13,240
You want to take me shopping?

1232
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,240
You want to take you shopping?

1233
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,880
I got to take you shopping, daddy.

1234
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,240
No, I do want to do what you do.

1235
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:26,920
I do want to hit a mic next week where I want to talk about how I heard.

1236
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:30,120
The thing I was saying earlier, that's kind of a bit that I want to do.

1237
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:35,040
And then like that I heard that Trump on the news, they say he was a fascist and I was

1238
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,080
kind of taken back.

1239
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,480
They said he's like just like Hitler.

1240
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:42,680
And I didn't plan on a voting, but I love Hitler.

1241
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,480
So I'm voting Trump this year.

1242
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:48,280
I can tell you that much, you know, something like that.

1243
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,520
And then what people are going to like that.

1244
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,480
And then I'll say totally kidding.

1245
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:54,480
Love the Jews.

1246
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:55,480
Love the Jews.

1247
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:58,280
I love the Jews except for the one Trump voice.

1248
00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,280
Love it.

1249
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:03,320
Love the Jews except for the ones controlling the weather.

1250
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,520
The stuff they did in North Carolina.

1251
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:06,520
Not nice.

1252
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:08,160
Hitler never controlled the weather.

1253
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:14,320
Yeah, there's Ashkenazi Jews, Sephardic Jews, the weather controlling Jews, the media ones.

1254
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:18,040
I'm drinking Mike's Harder Hurricane Punch.

1255
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:20,160
And so yeah, Mike's Harder.

1256
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,760
Mike's.

1257
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:27,360
I wonder if what if we're all being controlled by what if the head of the New World Order

1258
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:28,680
is all black guys?

1259
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:35,720
Yeah, and I was just thinking today, just like, what are we just OK?

1260
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,040
We're just we exist.

1261
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,880
And then there's like these computer things.

1262
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:43,480
It's like this is just we're in the Truman Show.

1263
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:46,880
This is yeah, this is some dumb just fucking even.

1264
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:48,080
I can't believe we believe.

1265
00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:49,360
I can't believe we bought this.

1266
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:50,360
We're so gullible.

1267
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:51,360
The weather.

1268
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:52,760
That's what it's everything.

1269
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,760
This what is.

1270
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:57,600
Oh, I mean, the I love materials.

1271
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:58,600
Yeah.

1272
00:59:58,600 --> 00:59:59,600
And that's it.

1273
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:03,600
Yeah, no, that's why that's why that's why that's why I went on a team who run because

1274
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:10,560
is this I get this from team who built it.

1275
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:12,760
But I'm talking into microphones.

1276
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:14,240
This is natural.

1277
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:16,400
Yeah, yeah, we exist.

1278
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:19,480
And then there's just all this sophisticated.

1279
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,480
This is this happened.

1280
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,120
Oh, dude, I got to show you this.

1281
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,120
Evolution.

1282
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:29,400
I got to show you I got to show you this podcast where Brett, I think is Brett Weinstein talks

1283
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:31,960
to talks to this.

1284
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:33,560
Like brain doctor or something.

1285
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:36,840
And he's talking about how.

1286
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:37,840
Memories.

1287
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,040
Aren't in the brain.

1288
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:42,480
They're not stored in the brain.

1289
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,400
They're in your cells or something.

1290
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:48,080
But our brains are some kind of communication network.

1291
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:52,320
Yeah, and that's just our brains are electrical signals.

1292
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:53,320
That's all it is.

1293
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:57,000
And it's like electricity, technology, right?

1294
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:01,600
Because they've never been able to find where our memories would be inside the brain.

1295
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:02,600
Really?

1296
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:03,600
Yeah.

1297
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,280
There's not this thing that lights up.

1298
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:10,560
No, there's not like a we don't have we don't have like a little hard drive.

1299
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:11,560
Wow.

1300
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:13,280
So it's that easy, huh?

1301
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:15,560
So the memory is itself.

1302
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:19,880
It's kind of a nickname for stuff that we know.

1303
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:21,720
But it's a whole thing.

1304
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,080
I'll find you the thing.

1305
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:26,960
It wasn't due, but it's find you a hard drive.

1306
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:27,960
Interstate 10.

1307
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:28,960
Nice.

1308
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:29,960
I heard it's a bitch.

1309
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:30,960
I also like.

1310
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:31,960
Who?

1311
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:36,960
Interstate love song stone temple pilots.

1312
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:38,960
My favorite pilot is Zanzibar.

1313
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:43,440
So who do you like more 21 pilots or stone temple pilots?

1314
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,800
I'm gonna say stone temple pilots.

1315
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:48,360
Yeah, I'll stone temple you on that.

1316
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:49,360
And that's it.

1317
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,560
I thought we were going to do.

1318
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:53,560
Well, you did both.

1319
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:54,960
So I forgot to.

1320
01:01:54,960 --> 01:02:03,640
So this is a grassroots effort for we were also sponsored by the Dallas Trump campaign.

1321
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:09,160
So I got first edition down from coins.

1322
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:16,800
This is likely if it falls your if all of your dreams come true left, then he's going

1323
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:18,200
to be the dictator.

1324
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:23,960
You might want to stock up on these gold coins, folks.

1325
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:25,800
So get your coins.

1326
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,840
It's very valuable stuff.

1327
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:32,160
They are real currency certified.

1328
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:33,160
I certified that.

1329
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:37,040
I mean, I'd rather have that than a US dollar.

1330
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:38,040
Yeah.

1331
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:39,040
Yeah.

1332
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:40,040
What's a US dollar?

1333
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:43,760
We're going to be using Chinese heroes.

1334
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:47,400
You know, we get a dollar.

1335
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:48,400
Yeah.

1336
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:49,400
Okay.

1337
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:50,880
I want more half dollars.

1338
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:53,600
Yeah, at least twice as many.

1339
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,760
I like I like a big half dollars are I know.

1340
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:59,400
And I actually can't they all be this big.

1341
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,840
The only thing I like about Europe is that they have some big coins.

1342
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:05,080
You know, I love coins.

1343
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:08,320
I like I like getting like Mexican peso big coins.

1344
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:13,840
I feel like I'm living in the past in a good way where it's when you'd have like, would

1345
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:19,960
they call those like just a little gold gold coins and that's all.

1346
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:22,040
Yeah, like a little bag.

1347
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:23,040
Yeah.

1348
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:24,920
So you carry the bag around.

1349
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:25,920
Yeah.

1350
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:31,000
You have gold, showing silver and then you you just kind of I mean, there's always been

1351
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:37,680
a thing where like, you know, the Louis CK talks about this, but the cowboy puts a coin

1352
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:38,680
down on the bar.

1353
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:43,400
I mean, it's like, I'll take a whiskey and a woman for the night.

1354
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:44,400
Yeah, exactly.

1355
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,640
And then that's a good old one thing.

1356
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:52,960
Louis CK doesn't understand is back then the quarter was worth a lot more.

1357
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,000
Yeah, like you buy a woman.

1358
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,000
Yeah.

1359
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,080
Have you ever heard of inflation?

1360
01:03:58,080 --> 01:03:59,080
Louis CK?

1361
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:00,080
Uh huh.

1362
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:04,480
It's not it's not just a subjective thing that he's putting down that money.

1363
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:13,720
25 cents back then was worth what was that probably in the 1850s do 3% compounding until

1364
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:14,720
now.

1365
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:18,280
That was that was probably I'm gonna do that right now.

1366
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:19,280
Thanks Obama.

1367
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:21,480
Yeah, Joe Biden elected.

1368
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,480
Yeah, honestly, thank you Obama.

1369
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,880
Yeah, seriously, thank you.

1370
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:26,880
Yeah.

1371
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:27,880
Welcome.

1372
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:31,040
Actually, I remember this the other day like years ago.

1373
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:35,240
I don't even know who would it be about but it's roasting two guys.

1374
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:38,560
It was looking at inflation.

1375
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:43,080
It'd be like Obama voice for some reason, but he's roasting two guys.

1376
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:48,680
I call them gay like put those two in a room two weeks later you have a gay baby.

1377
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:49,680
What?

1378
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:51,880
And it's like, I don't know why how they'd make a child.

1379
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:56,880
I don't know why it only take two weeks and I don't know why the baby would be gay.

1380
01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:57,880
But I think we can guess.

1381
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:00,880
I think I pocket these.

1382
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:05,640
This monopoly money copy money on case I get robbed.

1383
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:11,120
I want to have a so this is going to be my bag of shillings but it's going to be false

1384
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:17,600
shillings so that the robber thinks that I didn't put all my money in my crotch.

1385
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:24,960
I think we'll evolve to where gay guys can have babies other but I saw a lot of shit.

1386
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:30,640
Well these only go back to 1913 but what are they is an inflation calculator.

1387
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:34,840
Oh, it's kind of suspicious was only go back that far.

1388
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:38,760
Okay, well, 25 cents is only eight bucks.

1389
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,200
But we'll actually think about that.

1390
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:48,080
That's the price for that's a price for a drink at if you got a whiskey drink.

1391
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:49,880
That's that's actually the price.

1392
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:54,800
So if you put down a coin 25 cents and say, let me get a whiskey.

1393
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:57,600
That's actually same pricing as now.

1394
01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:01,480
Oh, a whiskey get a whiskey drink.

1395
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:02,960
I get a vodka drink.

1396
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,600
I sing the song that reminds me of the good time.

1397
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:07,600
Yeah, what's this song?

1398
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:09,600
Oh, Danny boy.

1399
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:13,040
It's called Danny.

1400
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,040
It's about Danny.

1401
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:18,040
Oh, David Bowie.

1402
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,040
Oh, Danny.

1403
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:21,040
Danny.

1404
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:22,040
Van.

1405
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:25,760
The day Valen came in town didn't come on the podcast.

1406
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:26,760
You can knock down.

1407
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:27,760
You stay down there.

1408
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:31,360
I can't believe Danny fell and came in town and didn't come on the podcast.

1409
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:32,360
He did.

1410
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:37,600
Yeah, he just listened to I recommended a Joe Rogan parody to him and he listened to

1411
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:40,680
it and no feedback about I don't think he liked it.

1412
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:43,760
Oh, is that the anti Joe Rogan?

1413
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:46,400
No, is that the is a parody of Rogan?

1414
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,080
Yeah, like I saw that one.

1415
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:49,320
The Tim Heidecker one.

1416
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:50,320
Yeah, awesome.

1417
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:51,320
Very good.

1418
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:52,320
Very good.

1419
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:55,040
They made like a little parody of one folks.

1420
01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:59,160
To close this one off, we got to do a quick break before we have a guest episode.

1421
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:00,800
We have an enormous guest this week.

1422
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:05,880
And he's gonna be a lot of contentious conversations going on, but he's one of your favorites.

1423
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:07,920
And we're not going to reveal who it is.

1424
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:14,440
No, but next week we have some pretty big, huge, bigger, huge, maybe we'll be able to

1425
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,560
get the biggest guy.

1426
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:18,320
Yeah, maybe.

1427
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:19,320
Yeah.

1428
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:21,360
Before you guys all kiss him goodbye.

1429
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:22,720
And then you see him on the big screens.

1430
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:25,720
We're also working on getting beans from even Steven's.

1431
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,720
We are working on it.

1432
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:28,720
Well, I gotta.

1433
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:29,720
Yeah.

1434
01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:30,720
Can you hit up rice?

1435
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:31,720
I'll hit up rice again.

1436
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:32,720
All right.

1437
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:33,720
Yeah.

1438
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:34,720
Hit up again.

1439
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:35,720
Rice and beans, huh?

1440
01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:39,320
Well, he invited me to be on a show with beans and him and I didn't want to do it.

1441
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:41,840
God, I would have jumped on that.

1442
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:44,880
He also invited me to do that show that Jason did at Zany's.

1443
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:45,880
Yeah.

1444
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:48,080
And you said, fuck that.

1445
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:49,080
Yeah.

1446
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:53,600
I didn't want to do it in front of fucking some of the grandmas.

1447
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:56,960
Sometimes it's, you know, you got to say no sometimes.

1448
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:58,560
I do want to.

1449
01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:04,000
I do want to run a campaign and then just be super honest.

1450
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:09,360
Be like, if you guys wanted to know like any dirt on me, you can just go back and listen

1451
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:10,360
to my podcast.

1452
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:15,080
There's a lot of ironic fucked up shit I said.

1453
01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:16,080
Oh my gosh.

1454
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:17,080
So you're going to basically.

1455
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:20,960
But I'm going to be straight up all the time.

1456
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:24,360
And all I want to do is help you the people.

1457
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:26,000
And I went to high school.

1458
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:30,360
The most one of the most ever is high schools, probably in the nation, Evereston Township.

1459
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:32,600
I love people from every way of life.

1460
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:37,880
I'm going to make sure that I'm going to make sure that everyone has joy.

1461
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:38,880
I'm going to.

1462
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:39,880
I'm going to.

1463
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:41,880
Joe reparations over to reparations.

1464
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:44,520
And I'm going to get into office.

1465
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:47,320
I'm going to be a really fiscal Republican.

1466
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:49,800
And yeah, I have a.

1467
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:52,560
Ladies only Republican fetish have discovered.

1468
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:55,680
So this is I helped you discover that with Kim classic.

1469
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:56,680
Yeah.

1470
01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:59,560
And we're kind of going to help encourage it and support it.

1471
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:05,400
If you're a woman and we need more like maybe hot.

1472
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:06,400
Tradition.

1473
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:09,640
No, like hot Mexican because.

1474
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:10,640
No.

1475
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:11,640
Yeah.

1476
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:18,200
Because legal legal Mexico legal Mexicans hate illegal Mexicans.

1477
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:19,440
They will.

1478
01:09:19,440 --> 01:09:21,160
They will be Republicans.

1479
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:26,160
I know it's crazy because like I see a black guy across the street.

1480
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:28,040
Mexicans will make you cross the border.

1481
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:29,040
Yeah.

1482
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,040
Yeah.

1483
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:31,040
See.

1484
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:32,040
Yeah.

1485
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:33,040
Latino women.

1486
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:34,040
Yeah.

1487
01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:35,040
Yeah, I saw a black guy across the border.

1488
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:36,040
No, yeah.

1489
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:39,040
I saw Tina Yukana across the border.

1490
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:49,920
Yeah, guys, if you ever cross the street when you see a black guy, then you try the border.

1491
01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:54,560
I mean, what I do is I purpose even if I'm supposed to cross the street at that time,

1492
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:57,480
I don't cross the street because I don't want to think I'm racist.

1493
01:09:57,480 --> 01:10:00,800
Well, I'll cross the street because I was supposed to cross the street then.

1494
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:01,800
I didn't do it.

1495
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:02,800
The black idea.

1496
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:03,800
I'm scared.

1497
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:04,800
Get your mind out of it.

1498
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:10,400
I'm just kidding what I read that sponsored by Tim Walls, Kamala Harris, the statement

1499
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:11,400
I said.

1500
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:12,400
A city show.

1501
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:18,920
What I really do is I flash my gun at them and then I say, fuck you go do and then I

1502
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:21,960
am, you know, you shoot him from across the street.

1503
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:24,720
I do that for every group of people.

1504
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:28,480
You know, I see like maybe my uncle walking down the street essay.

1505
01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:29,480
I left them.

1506
01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:31,120
I might show my gun.

1507
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:32,720
I say, fuck you go do.

1508
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:36,840
Yeah, you haven't like pulling your gun on a lot of people even.

1509
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:38,360
Oh, okay, folks.

1510
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:40,480
The holiday Dylan comedy baddie.

1511
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:41,480
Right.

1512
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:42,480
Comedy baddie.

1513
01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:46,040
I'm going to be at the dent theater on Wednesday for a one liner tournament.

1514
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:47,040
Okay.

1515
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:48,040
The den.

1516
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,040
The den is a good place, folks.

1517
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:50,040
What what day on Wednesday, Wednesday.

1518
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:53,560
So that's in two days.

1519
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,960
No, in nine days.

1520
01:10:55,960 --> 01:11:00,160
No, this is going to be in two days.

1521
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:01,160
In two days.

1522
01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:02,160
So today, 16 tonight.

1523
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:03,160
The 16th.

1524
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:04,160
It's in four days.

1525
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:05,160
Oh, in two days.

1526
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:06,160
In two days from now.

1527
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:08,680
When you're if you're listening to this on a day it's released.

1528
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,680
It's on Wednesday, the 16th.

1529
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:14,680
It's going to be like, I think 64 comedians or something.

1530
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:15,680
I'm like, what?

1531
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:17,680
And the dent theaters is it's an awesome venue.

1532
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:18,680
You got Julius.

1533
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:19,680
They not give it.

1534
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:20,680
She's like a Russian informant.

1535
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,680
Yeah, she told me that I made Zekko look like a bitch.

1536
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:23,680
Yeah, yeah.

1537
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:24,680
It was my favorite moment.

1538
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:25,680
All right.

1539
01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:28,680
For the first time in a while, I was like, I'm going to be on the show.

1540
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:29,680
I'm going to be on the show.

1541
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:30,680
I'm going to be on the show.

1542
01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:32,680
It's my favorite moment.

1543
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All right, folks, follow him at comedy baddie and everything.

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Follow me at badboycomedy.joinpatron.com.

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1546
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And then we love you guys.

1547
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Lots of conspiracies on this episode.

1548
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But you know, that conspiracy now means it's going to be the truth in six months.

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We love you all.

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We love you guys.