1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:14,160 Hey everybody, welcome to the bad comedy podcast. My name is Gaston Glock Jr. And I'm here with 2 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:21,720 Dylan internet number one influencer aka Norm MacDonald Trump. And I wonder why the Barney 3 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:27,900 but you sound you sound like Donald Trump. You don't sound like me. Oh my God, am I not 4 00:00:27,900 --> 00:00:33,480 norm enough for you folks? I'm I'm more norm and I'm not even good at it. See this is the 5 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:38,760 new norm. What does that make me old? I hope not. I certainly hope not. When I was early 6 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:42,800 in comedy people thought I was kind of like copying Norm's essence and I had never seen 7 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:48,000 Norm stand up. Well back in the day I thought maybe he could stand up now he's six feet 8 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,800 under. Yeah, I think it turns out really sad. I think it turns out that people can have similar 9 00:00:51,800 --> 00:01:00,120 styles of humor. You know, absolutely a lot of copycats. Yeah, a lot of a lot of copy 10 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:07,120 of rats. A lot of rats in politics. We got to drain the swamp. We got to get Shrek the 11 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:12,840 heck out of here. And I tell you I feel like I don't even have a donkey. Yeah, I can't 12 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:24,320 be Shrek. Yeah, folks. Patreon.com slash bad comedy. We have 3000 episodes almost there. 13 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:32,720 Check it out. If you join that then you become a part of an army of baddies that is becoming 14 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:36,920 huge. We're going to deport Steven Hofstetter. It's it's a really big thing. So check that 15 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:43,040 out. I wish he had kids just so I could put him in a cage. Oh, kids. Remember I had a 16 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:48,840 great joke earlier on my career. Kids in cages. What's up with that? What's the deal with 17 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:55,160 that? Honestly? Yeah, you know, it turns out that kids in cages served under Obama. It doesn't 18 00:01:55,160 --> 00:02:02,200 surprise me to learn that. Yeah, it's like turn drones kids in cages. He's a good guy. 19 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:09,200 No, I'd say drone strikes and three strikes are out. I say no, Obama. No, Obama. Thanks, 20 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:15,120 Obama for nothing. Yeah, I want we could have had a cool black president. You know, like 21 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:19,800 like a Snoop Dogg. Pretty much any black guy. Even we could have had Snoop Dogg and Willie 22 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:25,240 Nelson as vice president. Now that's the ticket and you voted for Willie. Is that correct? 23 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:31,960 Well, I did last time. You wrote him in very patriotic of you to write somebody. Well, 24 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:41,840 the problem is so in 20 2016, I voted Donald Trump is a bit to anger my whole like my family 25 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:47,360 and it worked. And they hate they were so mad at me. See, that's a tactic. If you're 26 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:53,120 a cool guy, yeah, yeah, then you can be the rebellion. So yeah, so I went in, I waited 27 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:59,160 in line and then I asked the black pollster for the Republican thing. And then they give 28 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:04,880 me a look like fucking white racist. I was like, okay, and then I went vote for Donald 29 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:11,600 Trump as a bit. They gave you a look and you're like, that's not a gangsta. It was a bit. 30 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:16,280 And then I told my whole family for Donald Trump as a joke. They didn't think it was 31 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:20,200 funny. Well, they have no sense of humor, your family. They don't understand. It doesn't 32 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:25,640 matter in Illinois. So how did you get the sense of humor when your family's so unfunny? 33 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:33,120 Did you get molested? Didn't get molested? No, I think I got the sense of humor because 34 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:41,480 well, no, my, my, my, he got molested, folks. He got molested. My uncle's really funny. My 35 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:50,000 my mom's brother. And so I think that side of the family has the comedy gene. I think 36 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,520 I got it because my the rest of my family got the better looks. They're hotter than 37 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:58,520 me. Like my family's really hot. And when I was fat, I was like fatter and less hot 38 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:02,720 than I am now. I'm hotter now. If I was like clean shaven, I'd be super hot right now. 39 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:06,880 You clean shaven little thinner. I swear I'd be looking at the sun when I'm looking at 40 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,440 your mom. I think I'm looking at the sun. She's old as fuck. She's like my mom's like 41 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:17,760 the sun is old. My mom's like 150 years old. Well, she looks about, I don't know, maybe 42 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:21,440 20, 25. Yeah. Oh, she would do like a late night. Like, 43 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:29,000 it's a little bit of a if you want to buy a what of a kind Donald Trump coin. These are 44 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:36,400 great coins for great. This is the currency for when when the hell breaks loose when the 45 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:42,960 illegal immigrants win the votes. So what's the coin shortage or coin collection? What's 46 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:47,840 going to happen if Kamala wins and then it turns out she won because of illegal immigrant 47 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:56,040 votes? Let's say that probably should be overturned. Probably a world war. Sorry, a civil war. Now 48 00:04:56,040 --> 00:05:00,880 I wouldn't want to incite that but never know people probably won't be happy. I'm not inciting 49 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:12,520 that all all I'm I'm Are you exciting? No, not at all. Well, I'm I'm hypothesizing. 50 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,920 I remember when they attacked the Capitol and I said, you guys need to go home. They didn't 51 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:20,800 even attack this kind of like walk around. Like a couple people like fucked up Nancy 52 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:25,600 Pelosi's office, which they should she can just get a new office with all the money she's 53 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:29,720 gotten in stock. Right. They're probably just trying to buy the new hot stock. Yeah, looking 54 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:35,360 at her files. Yeah, yeah. Well, she's she's so good at the market at timing the market. 55 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:42,000 It seems like she she's always sells stock right before the DOJ goes after them. No, 56 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:46,520 they say you can't down the market. I say nasty Nancy. Yeah, she could down the market. 57 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:51,400 You know, her portfolio is better than Warren Buffett's literally. That's where to get it 58 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:55,480 performs better than Warren Buffett's now if that doesn't incite violence, I don't know 59 00:05:55,480 --> 00:06:01,240 what good. Yeah, she's a Warren puppet. She's a warring puppet. She takes you on a war. 60 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:06,240 She's the Wolf of Sesame Street. Also, how does Mitch McConnell keep getting elected 61 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:11,800 that he looks like a turtle? He is a turtle like and it's not a cool turtle like Franklin 62 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:15,880 where's he where's he from? I want to see where Mitch McConnell's from. I believe he's 63 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:24,240 from his own shell. And maybe that's where Michelle comes from. Yeah, well, apparently 64 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:30,680 I've heard things that it's Michael Obama, big Mike that Michelle you see she's pretty 65 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:37,840 muscular. And that's why no one gives respect to Melania. She's a hot first lady. Oh, Mitch 66 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:45,840 McConnell. And there needs to be more pornography of Melania. Well, no, what we need is a lot 67 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:52,240 of the admin you were kind of chatting this up in Congress in the cabinet, we need hot 68 00:06:52,240 --> 00:07:01,960 Republican women that are minorities. So we need beautiful Hispanic and black Republicans 69 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:12,400 to diversity, sexiness, to be in Trump's cabinet to be in Congress. So Kim clasic, we need her 70 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:19,440 out of Baltimore area. She's for Kim. Yeah, we need a different hot Latina to take AOC's 71 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:26,720 place who's Republican because the spice of life or AOC could flip red maybe even though 72 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:32,040 she's like a complete communist. Maybe we could flip her. Yeah, I'm saying I don't think 73 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:38,760 it should be a cabinet. I think it should be more like my bedroom. Oh, weird. He's Kentucky 74 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:48,000 because Kentucky has Kentucky 82. No, he's right on the brink of death. Well, Kentucky 75 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:55,360 has like two of the most like honest people in Congress. Rand Paul and Thomas in Thomas 76 00:07:55,360 --> 00:08:00,440 Massey. Massey is that one guy I was showing you the budget. He's very concerned about 77 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:05,960 it. So is Rand. So is Rand Paul. They're both Kentucky guys. But this guy's like the worst. 78 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:11,680 So they try to kind of like counteract him. But he needs to go. He's a turtle. Hold on, 79 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:16,560 let me show the people this turtle that I'm looking at. No, you know, I mean, the left 80 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:21,760 tries to put anybody out there. I think that they should at least be a human being. You 81 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:28,040 can have Ninja Turtles running around and you guys hold on turtles coming. They can barely 82 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:36,160 run. But you're talking about what was her name, Kim Kim, classic Kim, classic. And so 83 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:41,800 nobody calls her big Kim. Sorry, big Mike. I wasn't able to pull it up. But we need a 84 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:48,800 little kid. You guys know what a Mitch McConnell looks like. He looks he's a good dying turtle. 85 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:55,240 And he's he's he's a part of the I mean, like I'm not I'm an independent. I'm not a Republican 86 00:08:55,240 --> 00:09:03,080 or a Democrat, but he's the bad type of Republican. No, he's got a it's a gaol. He's he's got 87 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:10,320 a like the turkey. He's got a Jowls. Yes, a Jowl or they say mine looks like a vagina, 88 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:17,480 at least it's vagina. The vagina. Yes, if it's a job, I like all I need to pull him 89 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:29,240 up. McConnell's got a man. Jowl. Now if we could go on, I'll have man Jowl trending. 90 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:40,400 Elon now Elon Musk, you know, you know, I know, I know you learn. I like Elon. I love Elon 91 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:47,440 Musk. He's kind of like the chart. I love my chart. My life. All right, folks. 92 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:55,360 We got Mitch McConnell, this this old guy who's always trying to go to war and stuff. 93 00:09:55,360 --> 00:10:01,440 And for me, they have that book called War and Peace that I wrote. But he doesn't great 94 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:05,880 great great. Yeah, if you listen to our history podcast, the wrong side of history, you'll 95 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:12,200 hear about how I wrote the book War and Peace. But okay, about peace and okay, this is the 96 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:17,560 guy that we should have. Yeah. So I feel like okay. What are we looking at? You're telling 97 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:22,680 me this is not a turtle. Oh, it looks like is this guy does this guy not look like Dana 98 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:29,800 Carvey shooter. Does he not look like Dana Carvey from what is it called Dana Carvey 99 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:35,240 for a master of disguise raised like am I not totally enough for the turtle club. This 100 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:41,240 guy's little turtle turtles. He's too turdly for the turtle. He's too turdly. You know 101 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:49,800 what we want more? We want more Thomas Massey. That's who we want. My ass. I call him Tom 102 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:54,360 my ass. We like this guy. He looks like a dweeb. But he's I love him. Yeah, he built 103 00:10:54,360 --> 00:11:01,240 this house on his own with wood from the woods. Now if a woodchuck good chuck and stone from 104 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:07,360 the riverbeds, he built this on his own. It's amazing. It's a damn miracle. And then it's 105 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:13,280 also woodwork. It's all self sufficient to this is like you showed me your back deck 106 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:19,440 and you're yeah, poxy did. I'm pretty much Thomas Massey. Thomas Maxie pretty much your 107 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:25,680 Thomas Maxie and we love Thomas my ass. Yeah, so this guy's cool. He's like the cool nerd 108 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:29,880 in a movie. So if you guys want to know the good Republicans that you have him and Rand 109 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:39,040 Paul both from Kentucky weirdly and so is Mitch McConnell. So we got to get Mitch McConnell 110 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:46,720 out of there. No, this look at this. What is this from? He's wearing a bathrobe. Looks 111 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:56,120 like a Democrat. Oh, it's a AI fake. No, he's like, I'm a terrorist. I'm terrorist Rand Paul. 112 00:11:56,120 --> 00:12:01,200 No, but he's a son of Ron Paul. Do you know what Ron Paul is? I know Ron Paul very well. 113 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:11,360 He's like the founder really of the modern libertarian movement and libertarians. RFK 114 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:16,960 Jr. You know, they say they want them to get shot on the left. They say yeah, and they 115 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:24,760 want me to get shot. But yeah, I like presidents who don't get shot. Me too. Or don't don't 116 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:31,320 die from being shot. And I feel like how many presidents have we had? I like I like presidents 117 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:35,880 that get shot. But I don't like presidents that get shot and die. And that's cowardice. 118 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:41,160 And I think, you know what I say? No president should be dying. Who did that? Who got shot 119 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:48,960 and died? A very A. A. A. Berturkey Lincoln, wrestling power, Abraham talent. And then I 120 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:57,440 think Grover Cleveland, maybe or maybe so one and a half or Arthur. And I just think 121 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:03,440 it's too many. I say the president is supposed to be alive. Yeah, well, not a turtle. It's 122 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:10,200 kind of crazy. They're like, we'll we'll try to kill Trump twice. That's what they said. 123 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:15,320 And then they're like, we'll do like 80 lawsuits against him. We'll always running. And then 124 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:19,160 he just keeps going. It's been good for my rap career. I'll be honest with you about 125 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:24,640 it. Who shot me but your punks couldn't finish who shot me. You're about to feel the wrath 126 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:32,480 of a menace. Well, speaking of who shot me. I've heard leaks from the whole Diddy Diddy 127 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:37,440 thing. Oh my gosh. And then puff daddy as they called him. But now he's Diddy. Well, 128 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:43,480 yeah, because he was puffing on puffing on penis. They wonder did he do it? And I think 129 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:49,120 what did he do? They should probably tell him didn't. But P what didn't he do? They 130 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:55,240 should call him didn't he? He didn't he? What didn't he do? They should call him P didn't 131 00:13:55,240 --> 00:14:02,440 he did. They say there's no such party as a P didn't he party. I was never there. Ain't 132 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:10,000 nobody but a P did anybody when P did his birthday on St. James Island. I had to miss 133 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:16,200 it. I was not worried about missing it. I knew what happened there. So wait, so you 134 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:23,280 know the all the flight logs for Epstein? Absolutely. A lot of clings on that flight 135 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:31,720 log. What is anybody in like looking at that any of that? I think that you might get you 136 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:37,360 might get self canceled if you look into that. But yeah, I was it looked like I'm just wondering 137 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:44,240 what like why is the the government not looking into all those names? Like Bill Clinton like 138 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:49,480 30 times? I feel like yeah, it looked like it was Bill's private jet just went to Epstein 139 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:54,760 Island pretty much what seemed like the well, he'd express they called it. I think he was 140 00:14:54,760 --> 00:15:01,000 he probably flew on that jet more than Epstein himself. He was probably just Bill and Bill 141 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:07,080 Epstein. You know, you know his real name before he changed it. Bill Clinton steam. 142 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:12,280 I see that might be an indication of something and maybe we should have Jamie look into that 143 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:17,680 or fact Jamie to love and look into it tomorrow. Jamie get back to us tomorrow and you can't 144 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:23,840 trust snopes anymore. We all know that we go to nopes. We go to nopes.com. Yep. We 145 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:31,160 made an algorithm where it's the opposite of whatever snopes says. So snopes will say 146 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:38,960 it's like did Trump make did Trump start January 6 and then snopes will be like yes, he 147 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:44,840 incited it. But we know it's not true. We know there were FBI plans blah, blah, blah, 148 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:50,960 and that they delayed the National Guard. We know this is fact. So on nopes, it's the 149 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:57,880 opposite. So it's like no, Trump didn't at all. He actually he deployed the National 150 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:03,920 Guard two days prior to do it. And then it got slowed down by people that were against 151 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:08,640 Trump so that people would break in and then we're tarnished Trump's whole thing. 152 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:12,640 They tried to assassinate me. They tried to assassinate my character, which I think might 153 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:18,160 even be worse. I'm not sure really. Yeah. But it's all bad folks and I say it's all bad. 154 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:22,760 I would say probably getting assassinated is worse. It might be worse for my campaign. 155 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:29,720 I think if I got C. Yeah. I think if I get shot, it would be called an assassination 156 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:35,320 because when you great, it's not murder. It's assassinate. And we want to make America great. 157 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:40,680 Don't we? So assassinate me, bitch, because I'm doing the same shit. My Luther King did. 158 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:46,360 And now he might be bringing it on himself. I've heard I've heard black guys compare Trump 159 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:53,920 to Martin Luther King a lot on X. It wouldn't surprise me. I'm a big fan. And a lot of you 160 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:58,360 guys that they're probably like, Mac, you're completely red pill. They're blah, blah, blah. 161 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:04,400 No, I listened to Rachel Mancow also. I also look at Al Jazeera to get it so I can look 162 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:10,480 at the Middle East point of view. And then I look at Fox News and then I go to X and 163 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:15,600 see what's left out of all of that. And you see the leftovers and you know what to trust 164 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:25,520 and yeah, you guys. I see what the left is hiding. And the right is normally correct. 165 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:29,680 It turns out they're hiding a lot of facts, a lot of truth. Yeah. And that's the real 166 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:36,600 truth. That is the truth. And they call me modern day Martin Luther King. And I think 167 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:42,840 that's because I'm the king. Yeah, I'm a black guy on X. Hey, Trump, the new Martin Luther 168 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:49,840 King. And I saying he got assassinated and yeah, that's by the FBI. And that might be 169 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:56,760 a weird weird the FBI keeps assassinating people trying to make a change for the better. 170 00:17:56,760 --> 00:18:04,040 No, it's strange, but stranger than fiction. It's real. They tried to kill me. They tried 171 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:11,480 to take me out. I turned my head. I looked at my chart. Fiction is not that strange. 172 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:16,440 It's not as strange as because we know it's fiction. I hate that I hate the stranger than 173 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:24,920 fiction that whole that that that movie with Will Ferrell. It's be funny or be funny. Yeah, 174 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:31,240 I mean, he's got funny movies. I'm not gonna lie about that. I love Will Ferrell. But he 175 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:35,920 was in stranger than fiction. And I think the whole thing term stranger than fiction 176 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:40,600 doesn't make sense. It's not funnier than we already know if it's fiction, it's going 177 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:47,200 to be strange. And then saying facts are stranger than fiction. Like obviously, like 178 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:52,840 a real thing. If something fucked up happens is going to be crazier than a fake completely 179 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:58,440 fake thing. Yeah, and we don't like strangers, stranger danger. Yeah, I hate these dumb 180 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:03,960 sayings like it takes one to know one. No, it doesn't. Nope, you can know one. It doesn't 181 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:08,040 take a crew. It doesn't take a person with with downs to know that someone else has 182 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:13,960 to know that. And I knew in that in that crooks, he looked like he had downs. Yeah. And then 183 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:21,760 they took him down. And people so look retarded. There's a lot going on in the Middle East. 184 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:30,640 And I want to talk about this. I I donated money to to Israel and Tyranics. I want to 185 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:36,400 help out everyone. You're a very generous guy. I hope the Taliban every year. Every year, 186 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:43,080 I donate a million to Hezbollah and Israel. Hezbollah, you mean a cute little guy, isn't 187 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:48,280 he so cute? Yeah, the little baby is a little baby looking full grown man. Right, right. 188 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:54,320 So I donated a million each side and talf mount. And that's the thing you need both sides of 189 00:19:54,320 --> 00:20:00,440 the wings, folks. You need the left wing. But you really need the right wing. Yeah. Or else, 190 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:05,400 how do you fly? You can't fly with one wing. You really can't get up in the if you go in 191 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:10,560 a circle, you fly with one wing, you're going to go in a circle. And that's why that's why 192 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:15,280 we can't have a one party system, folks, because if you just have one wing, you're going to 193 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:20,440 fly. This is physics. You fly in a circle. Go go look go look up Terrence Howard talking 194 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:26,520 about physics on Rogan. Find me a bird with three wings. Good luck. Yeah. One wing. Have 195 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:31,880 you listened to the Terrence Howard talking about physics? He actually they had a power 196 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:38,440 Terrence. They had a follow up one where he was on there with a group with wine, Weinstein, 197 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:44,160 one of the ones. Yeah, well, because there's there's Brett Weinstein, who I like a lot. 198 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:49,920 And then there's his brother, the other one, who's Eric. I love Eric. Is it Eric Weinstein? 199 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:56,160 Love Eric Weinstein. Yeah, I like both genius. Well, Brett's like biology. And then Eric 200 00:20:56,160 --> 00:21:02,200 is like physics and mathematics is more of a math guy. I like Brett more. I like Brett 201 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:08,800 a little more. Because Eric is kind of like a little more of a dick. And you know, Brett 202 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:16,240 Fox, he does. He fucks his wife. His wife, they talk about science. Yeah. Mm hmm. He's 203 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:23,080 like, he's like, I think about that. He's like, I love my what's like a really scientific 204 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:30,920 word for a penis. I would say for me, it'd probably be something rocketry related. I 205 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:38,800 love big rock. I love my male reproductive organ. He's my father. I guess he's like, 206 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:45,800 I love my reproductive organ and your pussy. He kind of has a every once in a while, I 207 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:50,680 catch him with the speech impediment a little bit. He's kind of like a thing. Well, she 208 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:54,840 must have a kink for that. I say I have a hot female Republican. He's like, he's like, 209 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:59,840 yeah, I'm Brett Weinstein. That's got to be embarrassing, I tell you. Yeah, but he's 210 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:04,560 all part of that big, the big coalition of people that are surrounding with Trump, like 211 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:13,160 a like Elon and Tulsi Gabbard and all them. It's a cool army and Jordan Peterson to absolutely 212 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:19,200 we got the we got the Canadians coming in there. So we got we got biologists. We got 213 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:28,240 philosophers. We got Kanye. We've got geniuses. We got really good democratic politician Tulsi 214 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:34,960 Gabbard, a veteran. Then we got we got we got them all hot Republican women. And then 215 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:42,320 Kamala picked up some good people Dick Cheney. Now that is comedy. I didn't know Kamala 216 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:49,320 was a comedian. It is very funny that she brags about getting Dick Cheney as a because she 217 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:55,080 got some big names. Literally the the left made a movie. I'm surprised he didn't shoot 218 00:22:55,080 --> 00:23:04,040 me. They Hollywood made a movie talking shit, like making fun of Dick Cheney. Yeah, well, 219 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:09,480 you know, he's a total embarrassment for being a complete war hawk and like a terrible 220 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:19,480 guy. And then he and then he put his daughters a lesbian. Yeah. This guy is just an embarrassment. 221 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:27,080 It's a guy's 911. I think he might have been in the planes. Well, he he was he he was in 222 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:32,480 the planes. No, he's way column dick plain. He was way too fat. Remember he went hunting 223 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,480 with the guy and just shot him. He shot his own friend. I say, Why didn't he shoot me? 224 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:44,800 I'm right here. But I've been shot twice. I've been shot twice. They can't pump me. Get 225 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,960 pumped. I feel like I should cut your is going to shoot me soon. Yeah, as an coach for he's 226 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:54,320 my fraternity brother Delta guy. True. And so you go way back with him and he was assaulting 227 00:23:54,320 --> 00:24:00,840 minors then he was dealt. I will know he wasn't he was a he was a salt miner, but he wasn't 228 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:06,960 assaulting minors. Lot of hot guys that I owe. They say a lot of hot guys. I'm talking 229 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:12,040 about the phone. No, no, you're you're being gay. Don't don't get excited. No, you're 230 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:18,000 being gay. I got a hot wife and no one talks about it. My ex-wife, dude, and she's still 231 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:24,040 sad. She's still sending me letters. She's she's saying she's saying the alimony wasn't 232 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:29,800 enough. I gave her half. Okay. And they say they want more. They want at least three fifths. 233 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:37,480 Women except for the off-chargant. So that it is hilarious. I mean, she didn't make any 234 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:42,600 of it. No, they don't earn anything. They just want to take take take take take take 235 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:47,000 take take take. They're like they're like Brian Crow. Yeah, take, take, take, take, 236 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:52,280 really get out of your money. Brian Crow. He walked the Red Sea. This guy. Yeah, he 237 00:24:52,280 --> 00:25:00,360 Brian Crow walked in front of Moses. Walk the Red Sea. It's embarrassing. It's he's the 238 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:07,280 Dick Cheney of Chicago. I think he shot a guy. I'm pretty sure I don't think he has the 239 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:13,800 balls. Well, he'd be a sniper if he did. Yeah, I want to have the meta. I want to have meta 240 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:18,920 back on the podcast. Meta. If you're listening, I think you are. I want you back on the podcast 241 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:23,960 because I want I want that assault rifle back on the bucket. No, it's so cool. This guy 242 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:30,040 shows up. He's got an assault rifle. And I feel like I don't even have a pepper rifle. 243 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:35,320 I can use one of those. I have a nepper rifle. You do have a nepper rifle. Yeah, it's called 244 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:42,360 my dick. So that's a scientific term for his penis. Yeah, whatever my rifle I go. This 245 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:50,120 is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fight. And this is for fun. And what about flight? 246 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:55,160 I feel like I could use some of these. I'm glad you have American sword here. Yeah, 247 00:25:55,160 --> 00:26:01,080 my American sword. I got a laser on my gun folks. Stay laser focused. So you could shoot 248 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:06,600 somebody from wherever you wanted to write out your window. Go only put the security 249 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:11,480 on there just in case only self defense, of course. I mean, there'll be no reason to go 250 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:16,440 on offense. And I say why why are we defending these other countries? We should have self 251 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:22,680 defense. Yeah. Well, the cool thing about America, at least the South or the country 252 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:28,840 is that every home is a fort is a fortified fort. Not necessarily for not necessarily 253 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:35,160 fortified. Shout out Chris Fort. I love that guy. Very cool. Very cool. Chubby, chubby, 254 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:40,760 charming black guy. Steven black, my calm, a little bit old. He might say it's a little 255 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:47,480 slow. Steven black might be a little bit. And he might be folks and I wear a wig. And I 256 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:54,120 don't know. Yeah, sometimes Dylan wears a wig, but the culture might accept me anyway. 257 00:26:54,120 --> 00:27:01,000 But Chris Fort this guy's so old and cool. I would say, yeah, and black. And he's not 258 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:08,320 a W. I followed him. I followed Chris on the show. And I did a joke about how I normally 259 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:15,120 wear a black face on stage and I'm just like Chris Fort. And then you can hear him laughing 260 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:23,280 in the back. You're he's got a little a little Kermit, a little bit of a Kermit. But the Kermit 261 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:29,200 voice also kind of can kind of go for like fatter, fatter black guys, too. Like biggie 262 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:34,360 kind of had like it's like a deeper Kermit. Sure. Absolutely. That's what happened to 263 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:40,600 him. Say, Hey, what's up? I'm Kermit. How's it going? Hey, I'm Chris Fort. Hey, I'm Kermit. 264 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:46,160 And he's might start rapping at any moment. You never know. Yeah. With these guys. Those 265 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:52,200 people as I call them. Tracy Chapman. She got chap lips. Chase chap lips. Yeah, maybe 266 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:58,760 somebody should get her some chapstick. I remember we were buying buying birds peas 267 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:04,400 because my lips are so chapped. She says it's so expensive. I think it's not that she was 268 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:13,280 like in high inflation has gone. How do I get some chapstick for she's so nasty. She 269 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:19,320 might need chapstick on both lips. A lot of a lot of nasty reporters out there. It's nasty 270 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,880 out there. Yeah. And we're not talking about a little Kim nasty. We're talking about we're 271 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:28,880 not talking about like like hot and sexy. We're talking about mean. My little Kim. Yeah. 272 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:36,960 Maybe. Yeah. Little Kim is she's nasty. She's nasty. He's like the nasty show. Yeah. Yeah. 273 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:45,040 Dumbass. They say dumbass. Yeah. Then Tany thickums. Hey, I'm looking for that booking. 274 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:50,160 Now let's get that booking. You never know. Mack might get Merck. Remember like two falls 275 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:57,440 ago. It was a long time ago. It's unacceptable. Remember the autumn before your supposed to 276 00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:04,880 read book Mac. You never got booked again. Anybody who says autumn ought to audit automatically 277 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:11,120 get Merck. Audish. I don't know. I have them. So my favorite season is autumn. I said that's 278 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:18,320 not a season. I saw something today. It said it's giving season. I said it's giving season. 279 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:26,800 It's not. Adam Eve is autumn and Steven Hofsitter. And what if it was Adam and Steve. It is probably 280 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:34,960 an Eve was a cock. Adam and Pete Buddha judge. What kind of a name is Eve Eve. Kind of a 281 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:40,880 hot name. I remember there was that rapper named Eve. You remember that. He was a rapper. Rest 282 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:47,600 in power. I believe I don't really know Eve rapper. She does. He was doing well. What 283 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:54,160 is her song. And there are a lot of you know back in the day music. I used to have the 284 00:29:54,160 --> 00:30:02,640 boom box at the skate park. I had the Walkman. And would I be at the skate park. I don't know. 285 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:09,920 Four wheels. Plenty. But you have sleepy Joe. I don't think he could balance on four wheels. 286 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:15,760 He's so sleepy. He's so asleep. I say he's going to be dead soon. Oh this is the song. 287 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:20,960 Let me blow you all my I'm going to cut to that song. We're going to feature here. 288 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,280 All right. Featuring. This is oh wait. No we're going to get. 289 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,320 We're going to get copyright struck. We'll do it for. 290 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,520 They try to take us down anyway they can. I'm just going to look at the place. 291 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:39,680 I'll look at the lyrics and then I'll sing it. I don't even think it was Adam. I think it was 292 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:49,520 just Eve. God is a woman. It was drop drop your glasses. Shake your ass. His face screwed up like 293 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:55,520 you're having hot flashes. And the song was keep going. This is what I had to give you more. 294 00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:00,880 It's only been a year now. I got to the door and I ain't going no. 295 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:07,520 No. So this is a Mac original now. Yeah. So that's by me. 296 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,960 And Taylor Taylor Swift taught us that. Well this one doesn't. 297 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,680 She's good for something. This one doesn't have copyright. 298 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,640 All you have to do is just re-record your 299 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:29,360 classics. I guess I would say classics. All right guys. So this one. 300 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,120 But you should see Beyonce. 301 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:39,120 Dana would you like to ask me questions and then let me answer them or would you like to debate me 302 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,640 on these topics. This is so high. 303 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:41,520 I'm obsessed with this. 304 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,440 Harrison Tim Waltz. It's it's amazing. 305 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,880 It gave them multiple choice answers to the questions that you asked and you allowed them. 306 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,000 Don't switch the form. 307 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,400 I'm happy to be here to talk about policy. But if you're going to interrupt me every single time 308 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:57,600 that I open my mouth then it's going to be like even the one. So please ask the question 309 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:03,680 and I ask you to be delighted. Yes. Yes. I I'd like to ask the vice president. 310 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:07,840 What has she done to question my loyalty to this country. 311 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:13,200 I serve in the United States. I went to Iraq for this country. 312 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:21,040 I built a business for this country and my running mate took a bullet for this country. 313 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:28,960 So my question is what the hell have you done to question our loyalty to the United States of 314 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:32,880 America. So he just took credit for making a shot. 315 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:38,560 That's my guy. That's my song. It's really cool. 316 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:43,600 All right guys. So if anybody knows how to find that song from that video I just played. 317 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,480 Let me know because I've been I've been looking for it. 318 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:50,080 So Max been watching that video a lot. You said that you've been watching it every night. 319 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:55,120 I said it. I watched it several times in a row video. 320 00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:03,840 And also need to know numbers but he's sleeping with that video folks. He wants the song so bad. 321 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,960 That's a haunting. It reminds me of Middle Earth. 322 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:16,720 Speaking of middle middle or middle light. There's never anything wrong. That's only 323 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:22,960 Bud Light is bad. Bush Light gets the pass. So Bush now what do you think about even though 324 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:30,640 Bud even though Bud is part of Ann Hauser Bush along with that. But was the one was like we 325 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:36,320 love trans people. Kid Rock shot the Bud cans. Kid Rock. I think he rocks. 326 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:41,920 And then Bud Light changed their mind to not be woke and they signed a contract with the UFC. 327 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:48,000 And they're great guys. I love the UFC. But but but but Bud Light. 328 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:55,040 White Bud Light. I never liked. I was like middle light because those are similar caliber beers. 329 00:33:55,040 --> 00:34:02,160 Bud Light Middle Light. Then you go like Bush Light and then like a PBR that level. 330 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:07,520 Now Bush. W. They say the W is a bad letter. It's just W. 331 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:12,720 But K. I think is the worst letter. You can tell the difference between 332 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:20,480 because if you can buy it in a 30 pack then it's normally the level below. You buy Miller and Bud 333 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:28,640 in 24 packs. So the more that you can get the less value. There's only one. The more the more 334 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:38,960 you can get the less quality I would say of the product. So it's a lower quality. But I like Bush 335 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:45,360 Light. I'll drink Bush Light all night. Bud Light though. Kamala has a lot of Bush. Yeah probably. 336 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:50,320 And it's not high quality. It's Indian Bush because she's apparently according to Candace Owens 337 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:56,240 not African American. It's a big conspiracy. It's a real problem. Well she called her uncle. She 338 00:34:56,240 --> 00:35:05,600 Well yeah I guess Kamala's not black. It's a messy situation. Yeah. It's just if anybody has proof 339 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:10,400 that Kamala's black please send it in the comments. You know what no one's saying about me. 340 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:18,240 That I'm not black. Well I mean the black people love you Don. They love me. I have the entire 341 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:26,800 black vote. It's one combined vote. Yeah. I see them as one group of people. Yeah. You people 342 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:36,000 and we the people. Yeah. There's a lot of black Republicans on my X page. I have a black Republican 343 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:44,880 fetish I admit. Melania knows about it. She can't stop it. Donald Trump is probably the least racist 344 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:51,040 presidential candidate. Joe was the best president for blacks. Even better than Lincoln. I didn't 345 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:58,800 get killed. Joe Biden's crime bill along with him calling the super predators. Kamala Harris put 346 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:06,240 everyone put so many black people in jail. She let a black guy get a death penalty I think like 347 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:13,360 when there was she refused to look at extra stuff. She's lazy. She's a lazy criminal. She's in Joe says 348 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:18,240 you're not black. If you don't vote for him I say that's not true. Yeah. I think that means that you 349 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:24,480 are black. I think he's scared of black people because corn pop though his old bully. The corn pop 350 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:32,400 that's a cool name. Yeah. Fruit loop. He's a fruit loop. He's a fruit loop politician. How many years 351 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:37,920 does he have left big catalog owns him. That's another big K. I don't like the case. Jimmy Carter 352 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:45,840 still alive. I saw a video of him on his it's his 100th birthday and it rolls him out and he's 353 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:51,600 just like this like it's sad. It's a mess. You got to let him go. He's in hospice. You love him. Let 354 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:57,760 him go. Yeah. All you abortion people maybe you should abort Jimmy Carter at this point. 355 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:04,000 Jimmy crack Gordon and I don't care. Does he still get Secret Service. I don't think he needs it. I 356 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:09,520 think you just tell him he has it. He'll be OK. I think that's where we can cuspend the Elon. So 357 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:17,440 it's one of one of the spots where the budget the budget auditors like Elon and his pals they can 358 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:24,800 stop giving Jimmy Carter Secret Service maximum. I say you give him one guy and swap him out. He's 359 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:30,880 a temp give him like a like a Paul Blart or just tell him to shove it. Tell him to shout out. 360 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:37,280 Tell him to do it for this country. Yeah. So do do now what you can do for your country. Do what 361 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:46,480 your country can do for you. He's a communist. Yeah. Jimmy. This is what Kamala Kamala always says. 362 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:56,960 She says do not. Do not help your country. Let your country rule. Let your country rule over you. 363 00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:02,560 Well you're in poverty is her main thing. And I was like I was like that's not nearly as good as 364 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:07,680 these other speeches these people gave like there's nothing to fear but fear itself or like 365 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:15,120 I think it was Nixon maybe he was like the great and silent majority. You know. No she's not good 366 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:20,800 at the word. She has the worst word. She needs a lot of black friends a lot of help. Yeah. And 367 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:26,160 she has it. And if she gets that full call out by Candice and she's going to lose all the black 368 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:30,640 friends and it's really if I was her I'd be worried. Yeah. And then along with losing the black 369 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:37,120 friends she's going to lose white supporters like my like the rich white people who are like we love 370 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:42,720 black people whites that are tapped in but they've never met a black person you know. No but they 371 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:48,320 still they look at the street cred and they say the world I think these people are cool. I'm going 372 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:53,600 to vote this way. I love black people and nobody can deny the street cred of black people. I love 373 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:59,680 black people. They do remind me to lock my doors. Yeah. But I love them and they love me. Yeah. 374 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:06,960 I think I mean if Abe didn't get shot he might be the best president for blacks but yeah he did 375 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:15,280 and he couldn't handle it. Yeah. Sorry Abe. Honest Abe honestly. I like presidents that don't die when 376 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:21,120 they get shot. I do too. And I feel like that's why I'm going to have I'm really excited about next 377 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:27,520 year. I'm taking back over. What are you going to do. I'm going to become Martin Luther King 378 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:33,760 senior senior. What are you going to do about that chart. I'm putting the chart up in the oval office. 379 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:39,120 Yeah. It's going to be framed forever and I can always turn and look at it. The chart shows the 380 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:43,840 immigration going up. Are you going to maybe make change the chart and then put next to it. 381 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:49,520 You're so you're going to show the chart of the terrible immigration problem going up next to it. 382 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:55,520 Are you going to put your results after the deportation. I'm going to definitely figure it out as 383 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:59,760 it happens and I'm going to make the right decision at the time. Right. Because you can't. I mean 384 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:03,840 because if you're sleeping with a chart every night you can't always have it up. And sometimes 385 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:10,880 with the tough questions you have to answer in a way that's diplomatic and simple and I'm going to 386 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:19,120 have the right people around me. But but a lot of people say that you're not transparent and 387 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:27,200 you're a Nazi probably. But Kamala Harris is super honest. She's always you know talking about 388 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:31,840 growing a middle class. What are your thoughts on that. Well I think where was she. I mean she 389 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:36,880 wasn't at McDonald's. That's for sure. She wasn't in North Carolina either. No and and where was 390 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:43,120 Kamala during the Holocaust. Nowhere. Yeah. Exactly. Donald Trump was there liberating. 391 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:48,880 And I was fighting against it. I mean I just when I'm when I'm addressing you I'm going to say 392 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:54,000 Donald Trump you know. And I know you like sometimes talking in the third person. So I like to be the 393 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:59,840 same as I speak to you if you if that's OK. Absolutely. It makes more sense when you do it 394 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:06,800 than me. But these people they want sense. I say how about dollars. Yeah I like that. Drop bucks. 395 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:13,920 Yeah. I mean with this inflation dollars are turning into cents. And if I plug the coins again 396 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:18,800 it's not making much sense to me. It's not making any sense. It's these people are losing. Well 397 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:24,160 why don't you show us the new currency that we're bringing out. So this is a early adoption but 398 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:29,280 you're going to want to get this now because there's only one first generation but we have the 399 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:34,480 Trump coins. Trump bucks. Is that so is that going to be the new currency. It is. We're going to 400 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:39,120 hopefully outlaw because the US dollar is probably going to die soon. So it's going to be the new 401 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:45,360 way you buy stuff. Yeah. And the beautiful thing is you can trade dollars for this in a lot of 402 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,040 Democrats aren't going to. And this looks like kind of like the gold standard. We'll go back to that 403 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:54,480 and make sense. Exactly. And we're going to have the gold standard and no silver. I said get rid of 404 00:41:54,480 --> 00:42:00,640 the silver. If we have silver melted down. Get rid of it. We only want gold here. 405 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:09,760 So we have the Trump coins and this is me right after looking to the right at my chart and dodging 406 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:15,280 a bullet. No. I literally dodged a bullet folks. I don't know. Yeah. Nobody can really see the coin 407 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:20,960 itself but it's going to hold it up. Hold it up. At least show them the bullet whizzing by me. 408 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:28,800 And I turned my head and I looked at my trusty chart. I didn't know it saved my life at the time. 409 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:37,040 Joe Biden couldn't even see it. But these are beautiful. They're commemorative but they're 410 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:46,240 also real currency and this is financial. So I say folks buy them now. They're hot. 411 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:52,640 They're just off the kill. Yeah. If you want to be able to purchase things in the future you're 412 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:58,400 going to want to get a Trump coin collection. And if they don't come with this gold card it looks 413 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:06,080 very cool. What does it say. It says certificate on it on one side but more importantly the other 414 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:12,480 side. What does it say. It's much more important. What does it say. It says authentic real gold is 415 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:18,480 basically what it says. So I won't read all the you know these lawyers. I think it says 24 carats. 416 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:24,080 That's a lot of carrots. It's a lot of carrots. I feel like a rabbit. Yeah. But I don't go down 417 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:31,840 rabbit holes. I'm not a rabbit. No. No. Like that dog. Kamala Harris. Yeah. She's she's a dog. 418 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:37,760 She's a rabbit dog. She's nasty. She's so nasty. I say you should put her on the nasty show tiny. 419 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:43,520 Yeah. Yeah. She probably booked her for me. She's so nasty. You should put her on the nasty. 420 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:52,960 Tiny thick. Shout out to tiny. Shout out to tiny thick. Very tiny. Very thick. Yeah. She was named 421 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:58,000 tiny thick. I'm just when she was born. She was small. She's a baby. They gave her a Z. They knew 422 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:03,680 it'd be cool. I love letters. Thickums. Yeah. Thickums is her last which is a very cool last name 423 00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:10,640 because their family throughout time has always had big booties. It's big booty. I don't want to say 424 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:17,760 all say B words. Yeah. Big booty house. But we all I want for my birthday. What are you. Do you like 425 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:24,960 booties or boobies. I like B days. I like big booties. I cannot lie. But I think you're a booby 426 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:33,760 guy more maybe. I'm a big booby guy but I'm very loyal to Lawnia. Yeah. Not that horse stormy. 427 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:40,800 Yeah. She's got the thing is about some of the top models. A lot of them don't have huge tits or a 428 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:48,720 huge ass. You know what I want. America's next bottom model. I'm the top. I'm the Don. And where are 429 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:54,800 the bottom models. I say where are they. I need big Rosio Donnell's a bottom. She's a bottom feeder. 430 00:44:54,800 --> 00:45:00,400 She's definitely eating and feeding. Yeah. They should have instead of America's top model they 431 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:06,000 should have like America's like the ugliest people like the America's bottom models. But all means 432 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:11,200 is the ugliest people like Rosio Donnell. No she's hideous and I hope she gets the help that she 433 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:16,240 needs. Yeah. Because boy does she need it. I need rosy colored lenses just to look at her. And you 434 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:24,560 got called out by Megan. I forgot her last name but she likes you again now. She's cool. She should 435 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:34,320 have blonde blonde who's on CNN Megan something. I hope that I mean G Y and but but she Megan Kelly 436 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:40,720 Megan Kelly. Yeah. Yeah. She was not a fan of yours. She is now again. No I used to like her 437 00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:45,040 and now I don't like her. She likes me again. I shall don't like her. She called you out though. 438 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:53,920 She she said yeah you misogynistically call women fat and then he said and then you said 439 00:45:53,920 --> 00:46:00,560 only Rosie O'Donnell only Rosie has it was I dropped a bar. Yeah. Huge laugh. She never got a laugh 440 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:07,760 one time her whole life. Yeah. But you call me an asogynist and I'm wearing an upside down 441 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:16,480 playboy bunny and yeah. Yeah. To symbolize I love women and also to rest in peace Hugh Hefner 442 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:23,360 girlfriend. Rest in rest in power. Hewie Hewie. You would call him right. He was your boy. 443 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:33,680 You G He had a real piece of you. I'm like a Huey I say you G Huey. Yeah. The big I say that you 444 00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:41,520 just have ever seen a huge winner. You should have seen the parties. We had a unit. Yeah. A huge 445 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:47,040 unit. Yeah. The hugest unit. We call why they call them you. We call the tower eight. 446 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:54,800 They should honestly on 9 11 I thought is there a plane going to his penis. Yeah. I was like 447 00:46:54,800 --> 00:47:00,800 yeah I was thinking 9 1 1 1. I thought there would be we call it the third tower. 448 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:10,640 There was tower seven tower eight was his penis. So so big and rest in power. 449 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:17,680 They have Napoleon's penis in a museum and I say what did we dig him up. Can we get so we get huge. 450 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:22,640 You were the best. Hugh. Yeah. Hugh Hefner and then Huey Newton. What did he do. Is he a black 451 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:29,120 panther. He might have been black. He might have been a black of Panther. Probably Huey Lewis and 452 00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:36,320 the news back with the news was the news. Yeah. Now it's fake news. And no one talks about the fake 453 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:43,280 Huey Lewis. I like when you get off the Air Force One and then they go to over the fake news that 454 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:50,080 set things straight. It's every time I step off a plane they say oh wow you can walk. It's crazy. 455 00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:53,680 And I said well yeah you're a president should be able to walk. Yeah. So yeah. 456 00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:58,320 We shouldn't trip falling down the stairs. That's the easy part. Biden has toothpick legs 457 00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:03,200 essentially. He's got two toothpicks for legs and I say I finish a meal and I say can I get 458 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:11,600 to a Biden's legs just to. Yeah. Trump Trump is who do you rather have. 459 00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:21,760 Dinner with myself. Yes. That's my question. No I would definitely rather he with myself 460 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:26,560 and pick my brain. Well for me for me I was thinking like who else would I want to have 461 00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:33,440 dinner with aside from aside from you Donald Trump. And then I think it's I only want to have 462 00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:38,560 dinner with Donald Trump. Well I would say if I had to make a list I would say he would be a fun 463 00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:45,440 chat. You know like like talking shit about people. It would be fun. We'd have a good time. 464 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:49,760 Like he would be a great guest on bad comedy podcast as long as we didn't insult him. 465 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:57,040 And I wouldn't go after that guy because believe me he can be nasty. Yeah. You don't want to get 466 00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:03,440 punished. But he also he also he also can do some self deprecating stuff like he would do 467 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:09,040 like a WWE he did and like unlike some comedy shows who go on he would do some like. 468 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:14,480 Absolutely. It's like he's the goat. Yeah. He's not and he knows when to. And the thing is about 469 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:18,640 him is people get worried because he's a narcissist. So they think that he's going to be 470 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:26,720 it want to be a dictator. But the thing is he's so much of a narcissist that he feeds off being 471 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:31,760 successful and people loving him. And he knows people don't like a dictator. Right. So you don't 472 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:37,440 want it a little Kim. Right. So he wants he wants the love of the people because that's what feeds 473 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:45,280 his soul. And so it's nice to be at such a narcissist that you become likeable. And it's 100 474 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,800 percent. It's really remarkable. Well sometimes. Yeah. There's different types of narcissists. 475 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:55,680 He's the one that feeds off the love of the people. And it's like he's like a god. He says 476 00:49:56,240 --> 00:50:02,720 worship me not false idols. Not the fake news. Not. Not Billy Idol either. 477 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:09,600 Now Billy Idol. That guy's gay. Right. He gets no views anymore. He gets no ratings. No sales. 478 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:15,600 Billy Idol has low ratings. No. It's it's sad what's happened to him. No. We got to wrap up. 479 00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:23,840 Let's wrap it up then. The battery is dying. Folks. Patreon.com. Bad comedy. We have an 480 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:30,480 excellent guest coming up Thursday. Huge Wednesday. Only on Patreon.com. Bad comedy. 481 00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:37,680 The price is going up folks. 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We got one out about time. We got Iran and Persia. We got the American Revolution. 496 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:16,960 We got a lot. Don, do you have any plugs? I just want to plug one thing. My chart. I love my chart. 497 00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:22,000 And who do you think is going to be the next president and vice president? I know I'm about to 498 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:29,040 win a three Pete. They say it's a three Pete never been done in the NFL. So tell that to your friend. 499 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:33,600 So you're thinking you would go in the quarterback. You're thinking you you think Trump 500 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:42,400 Vance for the Vic. I think Donald Trump again, the new Martin Luther King with running made Pat 501 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:48,960 Mahomes, maybe. Yeah. Maybe so. So you're going to sub out JD Vance because he's getting too much 502 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:54,720 shine. It's got to be the right guy. And I'm the right guy. You got to get someone to lame. You got 503 00:52:54,720 --> 00:53:03,120 to get like Michael Cooper is your running mate. I love my running mates, but I feel bad for anyone 504 00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:13,520 who's got to stand next to me. All right, folks. Well, yeah, again. Thanks for listening. We got a 505 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:22,960 big guest episode coming out soon and vote or die vote. Yeah, vote or die. We're going to kill you if 506 00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:34,320 you don't vote for me. Yeah, we're not going to do that. It's implied. Yeah. This has been a real 507 00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:41,040 freak off. I appreciate it. Yeah, I feel like a freak on a leash. A freak off on a free coffee. 508 00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:49,280 This is like a love corn. This is cool. Alt like a act like being a blurry. Yeah. 509 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:54,880 It's cool. Am I blurring in real life? What the heck? It's very cool. You might be a blur. 510 00:53:54,880 --> 00:54:01,520 That's a mitch head Berg Jo. Whoa. We have a hive mind with one of the greats. 511 00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:14,320 It looks cool. Alright, folks, we will see you very soon at the voting boo at the voting. Well, 512 00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:22,080 we'll see you on the podcast. Play the cool song again. We'll see you.