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Hey everybody, welcome to the bad comedy podcast. I'm this I'm Mack and we got Jason and then

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we got Dylan right there. Come on. Don't Internet Dylan Internet number one influencer

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folks world. I don't know what Jason's looking at. He's being none. Yeah. You think you're

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Charles Babbage or something? I wish I had an idea for an I wish I wish I had a podcast

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Charles Babbage. Have you guys ever invented anything? Any cool inventions? The cranzel?

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The cranzel was a good invention. I invented that. Yeah. I invented the holocaust. Oh

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nice. Yeah. Yeah, I went on Shark Tank and pitched it. They shut me down pretty hard.

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Same as the dog. Grape whistle. The dog grape whistle. Yeah. Dylan, you might want to scooch

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a little bit. I'm trying to think there was one more. I forget all my shark tank inventions.

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I've had a few. Yeah, you got a lot and they laugh you out every time. But for some reason,

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do you do you like give them different names when you submit? Honestly, I feel like the

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Joker, you know, like I keep getting invited back to the TV show because I think the ratings

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go up when they mock me. Oh, you remember the Joker? Yeah, they like to think about doing

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that to mark you mark you mark you've been like like to Nero. Yeah, I'm thinking about

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doing a Joker to Nero certain situation to mark Cuban. Yeah, that would be so cool. You

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know, the Joker is a true story. Really? Yeah. True story of me and Mark Cuban. So is the

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I mean the one with Heath Ledger's true story. It's crazy. The Joker dying that one. Does

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he know he gets he gets locked up in a site or arcane asylum, doesn't he Arkham Arkham.

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Doesn't Batman catch everybody? Yeah, he doesn't kill people, which is lame. Yeah, I like

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the he just like breaks their backs. There's two seasons of The Punisher. It's a pretty

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good show. I loved it. Yeah, I like that guy jump or Thalmy plays the punish. Did they

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stop at two seasons because people probably thought it was too much gun violence and to

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know they stopped. Well, I know about it because I the Marvel shit they stopped doing Marvel

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shit on Netflix. Well, that's why they stopped it. I'm watching it on Disney Plus. I know

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that Disney Plus bought all the stuff is originally released on Netflix. It was a Netflix original

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and they did Daredevil and they did any good. Daredevil is the best one. It is so good.

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Yeah. Yeah. That movie is just about Jake Peter, right? Yeah. Yeah. He learned to hear

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even though he was a superhero. You can see the sound waves. They did four superheroes

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and then they did a show or maybe it was five and then they just show where they were like

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a team of all four of them come together and they cross over on each other shows. It was

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pretty fun. Yeah. Oh, so I do want to explain that Daredevil showed up in one of the Spider

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Man movies after like because you know that I don't want to talk about this. Let's go

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on. But Kamala Harris, even Sony and Kamala Harris and all these new things. They say

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the first black Asian female candidate. She's Indian. I understand that's I want to talk

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about Marvel again. No. No. Listen. She's Indian. I understand that's part of Asia.

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Let's get a black Asian superhero. I understand that's part of Asia but she's just like claiming

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half the world. Kamak, Kamak, Kamak, Kamak, Kamala Harris.

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Kamal Camelion. If I was watching football with my friends and someone said. Kamak, Kamak,

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Kamal Camelion. If I was saying I was with my friends and watching. Kamala Camelion.

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Listen to this Jason. If I was watching football with my friends and I and my friends was like

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yeah, I ordered some Asian food like hell yeah. And then they can't walk with Indian

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food. I'd be like what the hell Indian food is technically Asian food. I'd say what the

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heck it's South Asian. But what do you think if someone said they're ordering Asian food

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that they're I don't know. I don't know. I'd be walking with Indian food. Is it Chinese?

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Is it Thai? I would say Asian food is a little generic. If that actually tells me you're

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from a small town, it's because they go to the Asian restaurant and it's just like a

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restaurant that has like egg rolls and pizza. When I think Asian, I think hero. I'll take

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one of those Chinese pizza. If somebody said we were getting Asian food, I would say give

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me the Kung Pao chicken. Yeah, I ordered the Manchurian chicken one time and I accidentally

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said the co word and then it killed General Sound. I was I was hoping. I was hoping. I

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was sassinated. Check please. Yeah, then I said the code word to what's that guy's name

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or do I don't remember the guy who got on the roof with Trump. I'll say code word.

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You want one time I ordered the Manchurian chicken, but I accidentally said candidate

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and then it was a. What the heck? I didn't order. He sent him.

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It was nothing kills Kamala. This is not what I ordered. No, but we've been talking about

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the code switching with Camille and Harris and just she claims every race. Yeah. I mean,

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what's wrong with code switching? I do all the time. It's phony. But it's like it's

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like, you know, the way that people talk about code switching with black people, it's like,

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oh, this is a technique they developed so they don't get harassed in society to survive.

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Well, it's been it's been it's been when Hillary's like, I've been carrying around

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hot sauce in my purse. My question though is how would ever help you to survive to code

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switch to be Indian? How would that ever benefit you? Maybe there's a lot of Indian people.

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Yeah, there are. They're more of them than us, which means they're normal. And that's

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a thought that scares them. They're also not Asian people. What? They're not Asian people.

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Yeah, no, they're South Asian. It's the yellow people are which continent is India. And that's

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it. You know, it's kind of its own. It's kind of its own sub which continent is Russian.

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That's right. Russians are there. They're not they're not white. They're they're like

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they're they're off white. Russians are Asian. Well, Russians are actually European and Asian

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or depending on where you live. How does that make you feel about Putin? Now he's Asian.

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Yeah. Her. Oh, right. Right. I'm your proof. Right. Have you ever seen him on a horse like

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Genghis Khan wearing a full Samurai gear Vladimir Root and huge family protect of Vladimir Putin

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in the rear. We should do a treat episode on shirts on. Yeah, cut if you want. My shirts

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always kind of riding up anyway. It's weird. It's like I thought I was getting too fat

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for my clothes. I tell you this. I think I said this last episode. I was thinking about

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my but then I weighed myself and I weigh the same. But my clothes are fitting. So I think

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my body is expanding without me gaining weight. It's just becoming it's just like you're

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just getting fat. I'm like a or your muscles just turning into fat. Yeah, I think my muscles

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are turning into fat. I like the better called Paul. Yeah, better called bosses. Yeah, I

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actually I told him he should sell better called soul shirts Paul Farrakhan and he didn't

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laugh and then Jason told him that and he laughed a lot when I bought the shirt. But

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I was also buying the shirt so he might have just left because he was making a sale and

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he's trying to butter me up. Absolutely. Star 69 is funny. Then well, cerebral palsy. Is

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that what that's for? Yeah, it's for Parkinson's maybe. Okay, soluble palsy. It's better called

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as I like to call it Pulkinson's syndrome. What about cerebral palsy Farrakhan? I got

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Pulkinson's disorder. Yeah, Sarah Hulk. Sarah Paul's the Sarah Sarah Holt Paul. It's

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Farrakhan's the Ponzi scheme. Ponzi. Yeah, sure. Ponzi scheme. Yeah, Ponzi tree. Ponzi

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tree. Ponzi tree. A bonsai tree. That was what I was going for. So how do you so what

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that's a little tree and you're like, I think it's like a tree. You have to like really

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maintain it's like some kind of sense. Yes, we got a discipline for it. If you could raise

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a bonsai tree, it helps your mind state. Yeah, some shit. Yeah, it was raised by trees.

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Actually, really? We're kind. Weeping willow. Crying mom's weeping willow. But your grandma

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was probably a big weeping willow. The one from Pocahontas. Well, yeah, I was most famous.

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My dad was a gun. I'm a son. Oh, wait, you have any raccoon friends? Yeah, so I forgot

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and I don't mean that in any kind of way. I didn't think you didn't. I meant a literal

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raccoon. Like that guy on YouTube who feeds them. There's a girl in me googling most famous

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raccoons yet because she had some I don't know, is a whole thing of riddle and I was

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trying to solve the riddle and most famous raccoon. So we have Rocky Rock. We have the

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Pocahontas. Oh yeah, Rocky and Bullwinkle. And then we have the Guardians of Galaxy.

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I thought it was a squirrel. Who's Rocky raccoon from the Beatles song? Gotcha. I was watching

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there from the future. So that doesn't count. Who is the Beatles? I believe we're from the

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future. From now on, the future. Too many genres. They were code switching a lot. The

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Beatles. Yeah, from the future. They were they had a star. They have so many beautiful

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songs and it's okay. We get it. I don't like their songs that much. Oh, it's because you're

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living in the past. The only song I like is simply having no one of my favorite songs.

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That's the only good song. That's not a Beatles song. It's Paul McCartney. Yeah. Yeah, it's

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Dan Dan McCartney. Dan McCartney. And then John Lennon's Christmas song is it's and

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so this is Christmas. It's and why have you done that with this good one too. That's

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a John Lennon. So this is Christmas and a happy new year. Another year older and an

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over and a new one has begun. Flash forward to my next favorite Christmas song Ariana

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Grande. Santa tell me are you really there? I didn't like any songs in between those least

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favorite song is the Mariah Carey Christmas song that I was way overplayed. Never one

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here to get in my life. Yeah. If it's ever on the radio, I shoot the radio. I've got

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to get my favorite song. New radios. Is that one about like, you know, she's the girl's

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trying to leave and the guy won't let her. Oh yeah. It's a little cold outside. Yeah.

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Yeah. Maybe it's cold outside. Lock the doors. Yeah. Well, that was back when that was like

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cool. And now it's not. It's not cool anymore. Yeah. Yeah. Well, because like, let's be honest,

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this is a little cool. It's cool. It's not chilly. My fellas don't you agree? Yeah. He's

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like, come on, sick around. Come on. It's just it's Christmas. All he's being it. Like

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that's how it works back then. And things have changed a lot. Yeah. Ever since you two

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things haven't changed that much. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. No, times

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are changing. Times are changing. Mancala Harris legitimately. I legitimately don't like

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like any Christmas songs. What about Mancala Harris? I'm surprised. Remember the game?

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I like two fewer bells. Is that one? Remember the game? Like rocks out. Yeah. Well, somebody

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should play that shit on a distorted electric guitar. I want to listen to the metal band

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of the trance. Something symphoners. Trans-Siberian orchestra. Oh, trance. That's the only that's

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the main trans I support. Yeah. The trance. The trance. You know, the trance. Metallica.

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Trans rights to have them play that song. What do they want? You know, the trans Siberian

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orchestra is only 1% of the population, but they have 100% the best song of all Christmas

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songs. That's like a deep cut reference. Somebody could put that together. That amazed me.

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Yeah. Well, I mean, since we're talking numbers, as you guys know, 100% of African-American

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men are currently incarcerated and voting for Trump, which is terrible and voting for

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Trump from prison. Where did they oppose mail and ballots so much on the right because they

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have so many mail and ballots coming from prison? No, they don't mail them in. They bring

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the fraud voting machines there. That would be like if Trump wins the black vote against

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a black chick, like or a half black chick or whatever she is. She's Asian. She's from

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Antarctica. I was worried about a few book Jolly Bean like that. You would make that.

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Definitely do a bunch of gong sounds and so many gongs. I feel like I played the song

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behind her. Of course. Power Hour before. It's just surprised me. I didn't go to Power

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Hour on Friday, so I have no new stories about the comedy scene. So you took a Friday night

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off. Yeah, so I was like, I've just been depressed. So I just I literally laid in bed all day

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yesterday or Friday and then Saturday. I was like, today's the day I'm gonna do everything.

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And then I didn't do anything. I did watch like four movies. Hell yeah. What would you

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watch? What did I watch? Oh, Jason, what's that movie called where that person kills

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all those rich people or something? He kills all those. Yeah, as a girl, I think that does

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it or something. Oh, I kind of like that. What's the call? I'm trying to find I want

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to watch it. It's like where they're the rich people are hunting people. Something like

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that. But then some girl is killing them or something. Yeah, she starts like she gets

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she catches on to it and she starts fighting back. What's that called? I thought about

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it in my head. I don't know, man. It was an excellent Netflix movie and a lot of people

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were hating on it. I was like, Mac would love like most dangerous game. Like, oh yeah, I

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mean, that's my goal is to get a poor people on an island or hire half the poor to kill

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the other half. Yeah, just keep doing that. I'm as chubby. They kind of do. Yeah, it

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really do. It's not good. Some people say sports are kind of a new form of slavery.

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This is a three novel argument. It's a great argument. People getting paid millions of

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dollars. But then you look back and you have Jackie Robinson. He broke the white barrier

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and it was called the hunt. That's the name of the movie or trying to more like the so

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we're gonna think of a word or two that rhymes with this one. Hunt stunt baseball movie. A

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bunt is a lesbian to the only only cowards bunt. Bunting is the most cowardly thing you

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can do in all of sports. I thought about how great is a great move for a cake. You know,

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that'd be cool. What if you bunt at a home run? That would be sick. You got to feel

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stupid as the pitcher. You're like, why did I throw it that fucking hard? Yeah, there's

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a grant Randy Johnson eight feet tall guy that can throw the ball like 180 miles per

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hour. It's it off of the top. All right, here's the movie video where he kills that bird in

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midair. Have you seen that? Really? Yeah, he throws a pitch and I guess the bird was

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flying across and it's just a puff of feathers. I just you see the light. That's all you see

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is the puff of feathers. You see a giant puff of feathers. It just basically the bird blew

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up. Yeah, do it again. Because the birds look the size of the ball. Oh, I actually watched

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like all good movies. I watched I watched the kid detective. It's about a guy who's

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a kid detective and then he he like he could he just does that he's like awesome when he's

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a little kid. He's like the Hardy Boys. But then he gets like so famous so young he never

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stops doing it. And then he's old. And he's like, you know, in his 20s or 30s now, and

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he's still trying to be a kid detective and everyone hates his God. Is that really the

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part of them? Yeah. And then there's like a kidnapping. There's like a kidnapping that

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he could never solve. And then he tries to solve a murder to you know my favorite movie

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is the side of the screen movie three. That's my boy with a sand. I never said Andy Sandberg

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is that good? It's really bad. But it's really funny. Is that one of his later films? I think

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it came out when I was in college. But he plays like this. He got famous as a kid because

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he he banged his teacher supposed to be a celebrity and then he he never really grew

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up and that's kind of what happens in this movie. But it's like a dark true crime kind

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of vibe because he's like trying to solve a murder. Yeah, no, you should watch that.

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You should watch that as my I'll watch that. Yeah, it sounds like a good companion piece

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to the kid detective. It's like it's like so bad. But it's so bad. It's really funny.

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Honestly, they gave you just turn your brain down. Bad comedy level. The guy in the kid

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detective is Adam Brody. Put your brain in your brain down a little bit before you watch

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the movie. It was almost so like it's gonna piss a lot of people off. I think is when

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two auditions for TV like I got both of them. I was like what and then like Adam Sandler

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was like yeah I was like 20 21 I think on SNL or something or it was just like his movie

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first movie is just he was just talking to one guy right when he gets to Hollywood and

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I know these people do you know I feel like I'll be auditioning left and right and yeah

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up and down. I mean it's the Tinseltown you know Tinseltown. It's all though you know

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the we should make our own bells and whistles. We should make a bad comedy movie. We should

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make a bad comedy movie. What should our movie be about. We'll just I did want to turn this

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into like a web series. Remember that idea. It could be about comedy back when I used

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to like like doing this podcast. It's got to be about comedy and what's good. I was

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like let's make a web series. We need to make it. I wanted to do a show that was like kind

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of like crashing. So like an exaggerated version of all the beefs we got into episodic.

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I almost didn't buy an energy drink today because it says keen on it. Yeah fuck Bob

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G. But in the movie I don't buy it. I don't buy the energy drink. Yeah. That's how severe

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this beef is you know be. Maybe I'll start writing something and then I'll see if you

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guys are interested in it. Yeah and then we'll see if we actually help. Well I'm the I'm

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the engine so I can. It's really just getting back to. Oh now you're multiracial you're an

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engine. Yeah. Yeah. I have man have engine. Engine American. I want to get spider legs.

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You're like I'm not a cowboy. I want to get spider legs. Cowboys and Indians. Yeah. Cowboys

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and cowboys and Indians. Yeah. The Dallas Indians football. I watched the Texas Chainsaw

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Massacre from 1974. The original. I like the other one. I haven't seen the other one. I

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like watching the exorcist on repeat. Dude. Sex came out like this. Like almost the same

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year. They both came out like both movies are fucking great. What's your favorite. What's

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your favorite movie. Oh I think it's funny games. You ever see that. Yeah. Have you.

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The two rich guys. Yeah they're like torturing the rich family. I've always seen there's two

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versions of it. I only saw the one with all the American actors. Mine's probably father

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the bride. My daughter is marrying a guy she barely knows. My favorite horror movie is guess

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who's coming to dinner. Mine's between two. The sand lives. One is just the idea of a

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black guy coming to dinner is so scary to me. I have two that are tied. The first one is

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Grants Reno. So racist. So scary. You know I'm terrified of racism. And then and then

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scary movie three. You're only afraid of other races because you're afraid of racism.

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So true. I'm scared of I'm scared of two things racism and door dash drivers. I watched Deadpool

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and Wolverine. I watched the new Deadpool and Wolverine movie. I watched a live. It

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was fine. I don't know. There's a lot of cool action scenes. Is there any gambit. He was

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in that. He was so was blade. Wesley Snipes I popped. Wesley Snipes is in it playing blade.

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He should play this. I was like yeah. If I was Wesley Snipes I would do a lot of roles

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as a sniper. Have you seen the other three blade movies like me with Wesley Snipes.

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You know he's too dark. I can't see him. He's gonna help us as a vampire because he's always

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out at night. Marvel's gonna try to outdo itself. I heard they're gonna try to make

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the biggest like superhero movie ever. The biggest fattest is a sort of it's gonna have

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so raw. It's gonna be the plane the blob. They're gonna have. Oh well. I'm gonna be

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back and Channing Tatum has been gunning. Wesley Snipes is back forever and they almost

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made a movie of gambit. Was that Channing Tatum? Yeah. And it's like last time I saw Channing

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Tatum. I try to look like you know. Yeah Channing Tatum is gambit. He was in that. He's not

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a good actor. He wants to be he wants the full movie of him being gambit. He's pretty

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bad. He's pretty bad today. He does like a he does like a Norwin's accent. You know

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the gambit's from Norwin's. He talks so he talks like Brandon Brad Kaufman. He's like

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you want to go get some gumbo down there y'all. People don't appreciate it. He got obsessed

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with that character. He lived as that character for a year. Yeah. To get into the role. Hey

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fuck. Now that's a good gumbo. Let me get a Pope boy sandwich. Yeah. A Pope boy and some

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more. Adam or Banshee. I have a task for you. If you will please help us. Can you go to

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Brad Kaufman's page and see what the standard deviation is of likes on each of his posts.

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Standard deviation. It's a big word. It's a big IQ word. I'm thinking like it's maybe

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the furthest it goes away from the middle is one or two. He buys the I think he buys

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300 and then maybe five people like it. It's weird when you notice all these videos all

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get the same kind of amount. Well my favorite. I mean the smoking gun was when I saw that

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one had more likes and views. Yeah. A little fishy. Final movie I watched was Millers crossing

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which is a movie I think Mac would like a lot. Miller's are the Millers in it. It's a

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like we're the Miller's crime crime guys is Irish got mob and the cops are all on the

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take in Jennifer Hanna stay. This one guy. I love white crime movies. This one guy. Yeah

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it's all white crime. It's got a bunch of people in the Godfather and it's directed

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by I don't like black crime because it's directed by Joel Cohen because it doesn't it doesn't

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make sense black crime black crime is I don't even think it exists. No so I'll be realistic

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stuff like white crime. You know what's that one called Miller's crossing. Yeah. Yeah.

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This is a total Mac movie. Max been watching on ivory porn as well. Yeah I've been getting

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to that porn site every you ever see that porn site whited. You said the other one was

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called the hunt. The hunt is that movie where the white chick she's getting hunted by liberals

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and she starts fighting. She's hunted by by Evanston people probably. Yeah it is like

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Evanston people. It's like rich liberals and they're doing like you know they're doing

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like that. Now I don't know what to call it. It's like that conspiracy theory that they're

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like yeah most dangerous game type of thing. Yeah that is. I mean there's probably more

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dangerous games like the ones that the movie saw. I mean when he says you want to play a

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little game. I think a bear with a machine gun is way more dangerous than a human. Yeah

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cocaine bear. Yeah cocaine bear. Oh I hung out Dale for a little bit yesterday. Speaking

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of cocaine bears. Yeah that's what I thought. I was thinking about I don't know I saw some

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about when it says notifications are turned off notify anyway and then I remember Mac

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was like this is what I always do to Dale. It's notifying you. That's the most Mac thing

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ever. Oh yeah I love hitting notify anyway especially to someone that I know that hates

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being disturbed. That's awesome. No I bet Dale loves disturbed. Yeah. What was it like hanging

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out Dale with any story there. Nope. Yeah so that's what it was like hanging out Dale.

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Sounds fun. Yeah. Glad you brought it up. You just sat there you know. Frank's making

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myaries. Frank Marys baby. I had something Mac and Mac and Dale. Oh yeah. You guys could

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have a bar Mac and Dale. Yeah I like that. But yeah the Stephen Hofstetter clip went viral

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so everyone is. Oh yeah we had a clip go viral on two guys. I'm not going to reveal the confidential

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sources. Okay. And I'm also I've been getting some more tea from from random informants notes.

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Yeah. Allegedly. Yeah. Kind of pissed me off that a clip of viral because I've been giving

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you shit about all that. About what. Like clips and stuff. So I'm like God damn I know

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I'm not going to talk about this for a year. Yeah it's successful. I'm not though. Yeah

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we'll see. I bet I bet Screva's talking about it a lot more and gets buried than I am. Yeah.

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Well I'm just happy because I hadn't posted one in a while than the one that did post

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it really well. I wonder if Tic Tac threw us a bone because we've been not putting anything

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on there. And they're like all right we'll give you one. And then they showed it to a

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bunch of people who would react to it. Yeah I have a time to clip them. I like this stuff

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I'm going to do today. It's about how Sorb and Dale might be the same person. I like that.

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I never see him in the same room. Yeah. I love that the people who seem to be the most

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sensitive on the Internet are people from Romania and Steve Hofstadter fans or no there's a

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lot more Steve Hofstadter haters in those comments. Oh really. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah.

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Makes sense. I mentioned how he might be ruining comedy in Pittsburgh but then I think maybe

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just ruin comedy overall. Yeah. Algorithms and well yeah you to nice speed to be a stain

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on he's kind of the original YouTube guy which is like what standup became for a little bit.

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Yeah. Yeah. And folks if you think Stephen Hofstadter isn't paying attention he's been

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DMing me don't worry. And he calls me he calls me Mark. He thinks he exposed my name. Mark

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my name. My name is Mark Jr. I've not this number been a secret. I've been called Mac

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my whole life. Yeah. So yeah. You know you really cancel me Steve. He comes on like he's

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the more superior guy but then you go my name is Mac and he keeps calling you Mark he's

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dead naming you. Yeah. Like that. What a transphobe. No it's honestly transphobic.

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Because I transitioned my name. I'm going to call you whatever I want to call you because

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I'm mean guy Steve Hofstadter. Yeah. He's a straight up bully. He's a he's a he can't

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be the hero in the bully. He's a mega. He's a mega. He loves probably the orange demagogue.

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I mean it seems more in line with his style of bullying. I don't even know what demagogue

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he probably likes to call demagogue is his political affiliation. Steve Hofstadter claims

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to be a demagogue. Yeah. He's a bully like Trump. He's a orange hat wearing orange pill.

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Yeah. I'm I never vote demagogue. I've never registered demagogue. I did. I did vote demagogan.

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Demogorgon. Yeah. This is master. Oh. From that thing. De Morgan's. I don't know. De Morgan's

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theorem which is like not A or B is the same as not A and not B. Is it like it's like a

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work of Charles Babbage thing. It's a bully. It's a it's a bull. High levels. It's a demorgan

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thing. Demorgan sounds kind of Charles Babbage is you know Babbage. They'd all be buddies

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to Morgan bull Babbage Babbage. They're all ancient mathematicians. Yeah. Basically if

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I'm asking you if it's if it's kind of like Charles Babbage the question is is it's like

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a smart thing. Well legitimately it's even more similar than that. It's not just smart

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guys but they're all like mathematicians. They call me Charles Cabbage. I wish I had

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a chance to discover some kind of well what if a squared and B squared and then everyone

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will be you do still have a chance. I don't have a chance. It's been done. You think we've

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discovered everything there's to discover. I just I miss my way. If I was born a hundred

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years ago maybe we can invent theorems but they can get the Python the Python green theorem

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like a snake. Oh yeah. Python is also coding. Try it on me. Yeah. It's a coding language.

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That's exactly. Do you ever code switch when you're coding. Yeah sometimes I switch between

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Python and JavaScript. Like oh look at me code switching again. Yeah. I'm sure you ever

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go on a Python like a pie marathon of eating pies. I thought.

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Pied. Do you work for it. Is that where you work for a pie marathon. Yeah. I'm Eric or

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I'm Eric or of the U.S. I'm Marist mid scheme. I'm married. It's all you know what I'm scared

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of is we have Steve Hofstadter on the podcast and then I really like him. Let's have a

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modern defense system. What if it turns out he's really cool. Oh enemies. Let's do a promo

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for the live show kind of. Maybe I'll I'll ask one of you guys like I kind of want to

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do another live show. You know you think how many bar would have his back. And then when

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you guys would be like no we have one they set us up for September 8th at you know as

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7 p.m. Oh we get like that. Well act we're going to act. Okay. Jason. I was I was zoning

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out. What are we doing. Oh we're going to do a thing that I'm going to clip as part of

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as part of a promo just like an introductory promo then later because it takes way too

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long to find random clips to throw together later I'll do an official one when it gets

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closer. Yeah if we just wrote down when something funny happened in the moment that you just

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take those times we need our loyal fan prove your loyalty by sending us timestamps of yeah

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I just want to do his time stamps and a tough gig. Edward Bansky sometimes texts me when

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he's when he thinks I said something funny or sometimes I'll be like you guys haven't

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said anything funny in months. Yeah that's what he said. No I would kill him. Gansler

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he knows not to say it. He also told me I got to stop bringing him up because then you

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get mad at him and give him a hard time. You want to prove that I'm sorry if I hurt

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your feelings or no he just said doesn't want the negative attention. You want to prove

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that you love us and that you deserve our loyalty send us timestamps and sell some tickets

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for us. Send us money stamps. Yeah why don't you just buy like a hundred tickets folks

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these. This show is going to sell out. Okay. Let's fast real fast. It's been we it's been

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too long since we've done a live show and I think we should probably do a live show.

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It's not a bad idea actually. What do you think Jason. Oh say that again. I kind of

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want to do a live show. We have been in a live show in a while. I would be interested in

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doing a live show for bad comedy podcast. Bad comedy. Yeah we could have on some cool

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guests and stuff. Yeah. Do you think like comedy bar would have us back. I don't know.

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I guess we'll have to ask them. I think they'd probably like us. Last our last live show

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was kickass. Wait. Did your phone just buzz. It's buzzing right now. What is it. Oh my god

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it's the Harren Kyle. Comedy bar. It's the comedy bar. Pete friends. Really. What is

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it. They both said they want to kiss me on each of my cheeks. No. What the heck. That's

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an old text. This says they want to have us back for another live show at the comedy

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bar. Wait when. September 9th. September 8th. I mean September 8th. It says September

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8th. It's coming up really quick. Holy cow. Yeah. What the heck. Why they booked this

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so last minute. Oh my goodness. Do we have a ticket link or anything. Oh yeah there's

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a ticket. Okay. It's on the comedy bar.com. You can go there and check out September.

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Really. Yeah. Oh I mean you could check a link in our bio. I guess I can just put this

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in the bio. Yeah. Put it in the bio. I'll put it in my bio too. Okay well then I think

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I have some good plans of things we might be able to do. Well obviously it's going to

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be the funniest show ever. Yeah. Who you know. It's going to be last time was bad. This

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is going to be worse. It's going to be bad. The baddest and the funniest show you've ever

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seen. We're going to have a stand up comedy. We're going to have a podcast live podcast.

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We're going to riff. We're going to do crowd work. We're going to do prepared crowd work.

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We're going to do stuff that you don't even know we're going to do. I might on the stage

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of comedy bar they have like these like hanging glass lights. I'm going to break them all

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the baseball bat maybe. Sounds good. I'll probably bring my gun. They got all those

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TVs behind us. Maybe we could break those. I haven't run some of these by by the owners

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of comedy bar yet. But yeah. I think I'm going to break Ron Hexagon's drum machine.

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Yeah. Yeah. We're going to break all of his musical stuff. Yeah. You're singing a cappella

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now. We're going to we're going to set the stage on fire folks and I'm saying literally

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we're going to pour gasoline on the stage inside on fire. So we're planning to do this.

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These are just we haven't run most of these things by the owners just so you know. So

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they might not let us do some of this stuff but they'll at least let us do comedy. So

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they'll tell us not to and we'll still do. So I guess get tickets now if they're on

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sale get them now. It's time to get it. It's time to get them because they will sell out

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and if it doesn't sell out then I'm going to buy the rest of the tickets before you can

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and then I'm going to give them to all my people to homeless people which is most of

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the Chicago stand of comedy scene. They might already be gone the tickets you probably missed

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your chance. Yeah. And and well well we're at it at some point we don't have a date yet.

374
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We're going to go to Pittsburgh and do a live podcast out there and Stephen Hofstadter will

375
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probably be our guest. You better check in with us if you want to be in Pittsburgh. Stephen

376
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Hofstadter likes us. You know a lot of people there. Stephen Hofstadter likes us. He will

377
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definitely be a guest. We had he said we have to do a live podcast so he can get heckled.

378
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:30,160
Yeah. Well he wants to he wants to refuse to perform unless he can be heckled. He wants

379
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to destroy us. He's addicted to being heckled. He wants to destroy us. He's got he's got

380
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he needs intervention. God imagine imagine him trying to destroy us. I'm a comedy podcast.

381
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We would we would punish the shit out of him. It would be brutal dude for us. It would be

382
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:49,640
like hey Steve where's where's Adam. I just think I would be I just think I would meet

383
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Steve Hofstadter and after all this time building up resentment I'd be like this guy's kind

384
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:58,520
of cool. Yeah what if you love him. Yeah like I kind of like him. I can't believe it. Yeah

385
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we started doing well. You know all that stuff. All the stuff that he says online that's not

386
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really him. He's actually really nice. Then we put out T shirts. We didn't hit him with

387
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the bat or whatever. I refuse to hit Steve Hofstadter with the lead pipe. I refuse to

388
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,800
yeah I would never do that. I don't want to anymore. I do not want to kill him anymore

389
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:24,160
on comedy shirts. Just the true real truth. Yeah. He really thought that you're going

390
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:30,240
to kill him with a lead pipe. Yeah. Just because we were a guy. I had his I had his mom crying.

391
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Yeah. Yeah. Because she has Google analytics. His 80 year old mom. Maybe stay up for fear

392
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:42,320
for her son. Yeah. Yeah. He's he's really cool. Doesn't that name me Mark when he dm's

393
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:47,200
me. Yeah. Me and Steve Hofstadter have talked way too much. I don't want to say another word

394
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:52,200
to that man. He really is a bully. He is a bully. He bullies a show. I mean called me

395
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:57,960
Mark. Yeah. All I did was say that he married a child ride in a desert surf to compound

396
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:03,200
allegedly. There really is a point. And he does say on TV that he or on on clips that

397
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:08,920
this title own. He owns somebody. He says he owns people. He's always bragging about

398
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:14,720
owning people. One. He says he owns people to he has a good look to compound where he

399
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:20,360
makes people make content for him and edit and edit videos and exchange for a living

400
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:26,080
pause this for a sound by allegedly pause for a sound bite owning people in 2024. That ain't

401
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:32,800
it. Chief. That ain't it. I looked at the camera. So that should be solid. Keep that

402
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:41,480
I'll cut in the YouTube thing of him. Yeah. Yeah. It's a thin line. You're just a bully.

403
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:47,000
Nobody owns me. The corporations don't owe me. Don't me except for Osking folks. That's

404
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:53,720
why we're sponsored by the only kind of own I fuck with is Oprah network. Oh cool. What's

405
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:58,240
her network. I can't find my wallet. Let me go and find my iPhone real Oprah Winfrey

406
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:03,000
not work. That's the only kind of owning I'm fucking with. I lost my wallet. No way.

407
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:07,920
Yeah. I'm going to find my iPhone. Your boss King wallet. Oh wait. It's oh it's buzzing.

408
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:13,520
It's my pocket. Oh dummy. This is this is even think about where you last saw it. Yeah.

409
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:19,800
No I didn't even look but you didn't have to. I mean I use find my I use it whenever

410
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:25,000
I was fine. My before I look I mean why would I look for it when app finds it for me because

411
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:30,640
I have I have the smart wallet plus that connects the fight with I find my iPhone capability

412
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:37,400
RFID blocking is got a cool thing where you can go like FBI and then it's got a magnet

413
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:42,120
so you flip it back up and then it's got money clip and then it's got a bunch of places

414
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:50,800
for cards. So if you're rich or business cards. Yeah. And also it's got this cool like thing

415
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:56,720
that fits five cards in this thing. It's like a switchblade to go. Yeah. And Oscar. Yeah.

416
00:38:56,720 --> 00:39:02,080
Oscar is a cool company and it's from Hong Kong which is the beacon of capitalism in

417
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:08,360
China. And sometimes you might think like it's probably Tmoo quality or something. You know

418
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:13,520
it's not. I've tested this thing I waterboarded it. I shot it. It's very quality. It still

419
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:21,040
works. You really want China. Nice. Really want China to have your location your wallet.

420
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:25,720
Yeah. They're doing great. I do. I do. I mean we're probably going to change. We're probably

421
00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:30,720
going to change their currency. Yeah. I mean may as well get ahead of the game. So nobody

422
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:35,040
owns us except for the Chinese corporations and they really do own our country. And it's

423
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:40,360
fine. I mean they own our podcast. I signed away our podcast in exchange for two wallets.

424
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:45,520
We pay more interest than for our own military. Yeah. That's kind of a good deal. But guys

425
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:55,000
50 percent off code at 40 45 percent off I think now my phone promo code is bad comedy

426
00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:00,800
and it's actually a legit sick wallet. I got one for my Robinson for his birthday using

427
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:06,360
the promo code to make sure it works. And then I got I got to put out this clip so that

428
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,840
that I promised a long time ago and never put it out but I'll put it out. They're going

429
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:15,640
to take away our desk after putting out a funny one. Yeah. Yeah. In local news I got

430
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:22,760
my Zany's clip back and let's just say comedy fatty. Stephen Haas if you think I'm going

431
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:30,720
to thank you for this. God damn man. Hey it's not his fault. You've been drinking

432
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:36,720
too much. Yeah. It's not his fault directly. Yeah. How many grams of sugar you got in

433
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:43,480
that twisted TV. Let's trick this down. You should start drinking like just straight to

434
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:47,600
tequila. That's what all the keto guys do. I don't know. But it doesn't taste this way.

435
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:53,960
I don't give him that idea. Just tequila and water. This is a genius marketing tactic.

436
00:40:53,960 --> 00:41:00,400
They don't tell you it's it's got to have no they have to tell you don't they just as

437
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:06,480
contains alcohol. That's all. But if you bought in a box it's probably on the box.

438
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:12,280
The store buys the box and they so they get the information flavor. Is that original.

439
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:17,120
There's no contents or whatever. It's original but I just this is a bone I had to pick with

440
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:24,720
Stephen Haas. You don't even have the ingredients. You're going to send me this clip with editing.

441
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:30,320
You're not using AI to make me look thinner. You're not even doing your job. Basically

442
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:37,680
I can't feel it. I don't know that. Oh no this is just T normal T making your own twist.

443
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:42,360
This is reversal. I said I didn't twist it to you. It's giving me normal T. I don't want

444
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:47,440
normal T. I do have a sugar free monster energy drink. So I think that'll help balance it

445
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:56,120
out. Okay. So it's got it's got 23 23 grams per small can. So that's probably got 50 grams.

446
00:41:56,120 --> 00:42:04,040
So much. Is that how many not even some just calories. So much sugar. That's 24. It says

447
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:09,440
14 or 24. Am I misreading it. Yeah you're right 24. So that's got just like guaranteed

448
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:13,960
diabetes. About 50 grams of sugar in it. My life is I think it's crumbling now. We'll

449
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:19,800
give it five years. Like if that maybe you're becoming Jason because of blood oath. No I'm

450
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,800
going for a mix blood. You need to get more. You need to get more my Crohn's. You lose

451
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:28,440
weight. I was thinking if I started losing blood I might lose some sugar out of the blood.

452
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:33,480
I give you some true. I give you some more. I tried bloodletting as a dietary. I like

453
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:39,360
to put leeches on my body all over my body. It takes out the bad blood. That's good. The

454
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:45,120
blood was at the surface. Yeah. Yeah. The bad blood and the good blood. Yeah. Yeah.

455
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:50,400
We got a bad that doesn't leeches always sing after the bad blood out of me. They say

456
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:57,720
now you got bad blood. And we got to know leeches could say I didn't know as a leeches

457
00:42:57,720 --> 00:43:05,200
ex boyfriend. Yeah. Gosh your ex-boyfriends are going to hell demon time on it. How about

458
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:14,880
that? That's funny. Evil in the world and you're like wow I'm writing the line of being pure

459
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:20,280
evil right now. And you realize me and me and Nuri used to watch this show called bad boys

460
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:24,600
club on Zeus network. The special network that only black people know about for reality

461
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:30,360
shows. It's cool. Yeah. It's like ghetto reality shows. Yeah. It seems like it's like what if

462
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:35,160
we could make reality shows in a world where there's no laws. So there's a show called

463
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:40,120
bad boys club and it's I think I've described to you it's like 20 gay guys and three homophobes

464
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:44,200
and they all live in a house together and fight every episode. And there was a guy on

465
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:48,320
the show called William the baddest and he was kind of fat and they call him William

466
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,960
the fat. Exactly. It was like the greatest owner. They could have called him William

467
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:58,440
the Baptist. That's why I just need ozempic. So I really saw myself up for it. Get ozempic.

468
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:02,520
Ozempic does make your face kind of look old. That's what they say. Like oldens your

469
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:07,920
face you're going to look like Max mom. Max mom is so old. Well that's why they call it

470
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:14,240
old old ozempic. Ask me how old she is old. They call it when she was a kid they said

471
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:19,600
young McDonald's farm young McDonald's song called young McDonald's farm. Yeah. Also the

472
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:24,840
Neil Young song is called young man. Take a look at my life when it came out when your

473
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:30,400
mom was a kid. Neil Young's name made sense because he was also young. So fucking old.

474
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:38,120
How old she is when back when your mom was a kid history. History wasn't a class yet

475
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:43,360
because there wasn't any. When she was in the first grade they invented now that Neil

476
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:49,600
Young's old man. She was in the first grade they invented dirt. Pay attention to what

477
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:55,360
happens from now moving forward because that might be itself. Yeah. But Neil Young should

478
00:44:55,360 --> 00:45:01,080
do an updated song that is not that he's an old man. And he's like I took a look at

479
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:08,600
look at your life. And it turned out my name is Neil. We're the exact same person. It's

480
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:16,520
so sweet by Neil old. Just come to me again. I found out I'm crazy horse. I'm exactly not

481
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:22,200
afraid to become their mom. I became my grandma I found out because my grandma wears a lot

482
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:28,880
of perfume. Wait. Wait. I thought she's a weeping willow also. No. My grandma is not

483
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:37,160
a weeping willow. You looking at the news. This is an interesting to you Mac. I'm listening.

484
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:46,120
I turned into my grandma. You put him perfume. Cologne. She wears a lot of jewelry a lot

485
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:53,000
of ice. Some more rings some more racial opinions. Yeah. Well we don't talk about it. So yes

486
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:58,560
you're Puerto Ricans. You can say anything you want. Yeah. And you're kind of like Louis

487
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:03,400
Chagomas. You're kind of like Kamala Harris. Yeah. You're like a man of the week every

488
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:13,320
race. You're Asian. I need a lot of help you guys. It's all Texas girl dies after after

489
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:18,520
parents attempted to treat life threatening injuries with smoothies and vitamins. Wow.

490
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:22,840
They could work. It could have worked. Yeah. You don't hear the stories where it works.

491
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,640
Yeah. That's right. You just hear the kid dies. I'm very curious. That's what the injuries

492
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:38,360
were. She's like self inflicted or were they maternal paternal. I know this. I mean smoothies

493
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:45,000
can help probably. Those respiratory issues. OK. How do you have a respiratory issue? Smoothies

494
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:50,240
usually works for that. Well yeah. I mean she's crazy. She's got some vitamins every

495
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:53,320
time that I have respiratory issues. I just drink a smoothie and take some vitamins. I'm

496
00:46:53,320 --> 00:47:00,200
fine. Take some mosaic. I'm going to have to call the ACLU and get these people out.

497
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:06,000
I'm taking men's once a daily vitamin twice a day. I call the ACLU all the time. You take

498
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,280
once a day once a day two times a day. I would take it twice daily. Maybe that's why I take

499
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:14,280
that. Maybe that's why I get a little take that. I think that's why I get a little better.

500
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:19,200
No I need a little testosterone in my system. You've been taking a lot of tea. Yeah. I've

501
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:23,760
been also I've been spilling a lot of tea. Not going to lie. You know you're taking a

502
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:30,480
bunch of weird stuff like pills and stuff. I wish I wish I had more access to I just

503
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:37,360
drugs and alcohol. I heard reason that nicotine raises the nicotine raises testosterone levels.

504
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:46,200
I think it's actually true. I mean yeah you ever talk to a woman who smokes a lot. Yo

505
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:55,960
what's up. I'm Ray. I'm Ray. I'm Ray. I'm Ray. I'm Ray. I'm not used to smoke. I didn't

506
00:47:55,960 --> 00:48:02,080
want to just text you guys just you take Chantix. I want to just say the chantix. You take

507
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:09,480
Chantix. I've been taking Chantix. I don't even smell. I take Ozenpik Chantix. Hey I'm

508
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:14,760
Ray and I take Ozenpik. Ozenpik is what is basically what the nutty professor is about.

509
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:20,600
This is a potion that makes you thin. Wow. Well Ray Liotta was still alive. They should

510
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:25,800
have done that commercial but just subbed in different drugs. I used to be so happy.

511
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:31,560
And I used to be fat. And then I started taking Ozenpik. I stopped using my autism.

512
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:37,240
And then I died. I used to use my autism for good and I would measure everything and all

513
00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:42,760
the vitamins and nutrients. The real amounts and I use it for evil. I would bounce out whatever

514
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:47,920
I had deficiencies in with supplements and how do you know you have a deficiency because

515
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:52,160
I will just be taking less than the at least the recommended amount. But then I'm like

516
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:57,200
oh you measured your whole diet. The whole thing. You got to be careful because sometimes

517
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:03,520
you're getting a lot. You could overdose on vitamins. Yeah. Very hard. Well depending

518
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,920
on the vitamin but it's very hard. It's not that hard actually. Which vitamins are you

519
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:12,080
like like a lot of vitamins have an overdose. Normally you just piss it out. Yes true but

520
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:17,160
you can overdose. I had a dietitian as a nutrition class and a nutrition. I took a nutrition

521
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:23,120
class and coach. You should probably know what you. Yeah I know. I know everything. I

522
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:28,560
just don't eat good. Like oh yeah yeah I know the rules. I just don't follow them because

523
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:34,440
I like to have treats. What was they say about a cake in it. They said cake is fine once

524
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:40,160
in a while and I said cake is great all the time. I'm not saying I'm right. I'm just saying

525
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:44,240
like I know the rules and I don't follow them. Jason you need to get back to being good

526
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:50,560
boys again. We need to follow the rules again you guys. Jason follows the food pyramid but

527
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:55,480
just takes out he takes out meat and fruit and vegetables. Food pyramids. So it's just

528
00:49:55,480 --> 00:50:01,560
sugar and bread. The food pyramid. I'm good on that. Food pyramid. That's true. Yeah the

529
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:06,320
aliens need to pay for the food pyramid. There's no alcohol. A lot of your fat cells are developed

530
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:10,080
when you're going through adolescence. So it's like some fat people really struggle lose

531
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:15,440
weight because they have more fat cells than non fat people. If you're fat as a kid it's

532
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:20,440
like a lot of your fatness is your parents fault. Yeah. My parents like didn't raise

533
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:24,240
me you know like I was raised basically in the woods. Yeah but if you if you're just

534
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:27,960
they would fill the fridge full of Dr. Pepper and then I would I never drink water for the

535
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:33,160
first 20 years of my life. Hell yeah. I just drink Dr. Pepper. Yeah I'm gonna go for pepper

536
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:37,720
kind of scar 23 flavors my man. Yeah I mean where you where you live seems like a Dr.

537
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:43,720
Pepper place. Yeah it was a diet. You look like you live in a Dr. Bob type of place.

538
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:49,200
Because it's not a mountain mountain lightning type of area Dr. Bob was in Dyer'sville. I

539
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:54,080
want to drink a lot of diet Dr. Pepper. Yeah I think you drink a little bit of college who

540
00:50:54,080 --> 00:51:00,840
is my life. Dr. Bob you know what I was thinking about the other day with Dr. Bob. What if there

541
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:07,360
was a apex child predator or apex prey is a predator it's a apex child predator has nobody

542
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:13,840
who's a predator of him. To catch your predator. No Chris Hanson can't touch them. What about

543
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:20,160
a Xanax predator but they're always too like barred out. They never make it to the. Chantix

544
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:28,480
predator. They're too tired. So it looks like the researchers it looks like the scientists

545
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:33,120
that are really smart because one article says that it decreases testosterone and one

546
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:38,120
says that it increases it and so it looks like these scientists are really good. I'm

547
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:44,440
pretty accurate and consistent. Yeah. I love science. I just I gave up on it a long time

548
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:49,360
ago. Yeah and I was believing God. I started believing in emotions more and demons and just

549
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:59,160
kind of substances. I abandoned Tarot astrology and shit. Chiropractic. Right. I mean we believe

550
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:05,680
in astrology in a way. Let me recommend Stoicism. You dread flag. You've been staying stoic

551
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:11,000
still. Well I'm trying to say Stoic almost texted you. Stoic and he doesn't even know

552
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:15,680
it. Yeah. He's a stoic and he doesn't even know it. I think I think you've gotten more

553
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:22,960
stoic. You've been watching Stoic videos. So Max and me bunch of stoicism videos. You

554
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,640
watch them all. But he's saying if I'm late I'm going to get fired. I almost want to

555
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:35,040
say stoicism. You know I feel about getting fired neutral. Yeah. Things happen in life.

556
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:40,080
If you're not if you're not early you're late. True. You're not first you're last. Exactly.

557
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:46,000
I am curious. What vitamins. What vitamins would you like. You can I OD on all of them.

558
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:49,920
If you look it up there's like. All right. Here's an example that from my class I always

559
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:57,840
thought this was cool. You're typing. Do you really live leave on the keyboard sounds.

560
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:02,040
What do you leave on the keyboard sounds. I don't know. I don't know. That's kind of

561
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:07,400
fucked up if you do that. It's more kind of changes my opinion about you. I don't use

562
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:15,200
this normally. A little bit. Anyway she said like sometimes when you're an alcoholic they

563
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,600
they put you on a bunch of B six because it helps you not die when you're going through

564
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:23,400
withdrawal in the hospital and they'll give you so much B six that one of the symptoms

565
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:29,240
of overdosing on B six is you get like sort of like panic attacks but it's like more specifically

566
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:33,720
you think you're going to die like specifically you're like I'm going to die because you're

567
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:38,000
overdosing on B six. That's so good alcohol. That only happened one time to me and that

568
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,720
was when I didn't know the Blue Angels were going on and then I heard Jeff. That's my

569
00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:46,920
story. You have the same story. The same story. I just told them the car the other day and

570
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:50,680
then I was like I was like well this is it. I'm just going to be get vaporized. Yeah.

571
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:55,040
I mean I just kind of like accepted it. I was listening to nothing but then Carlin wore

572
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:59,520
over the Pacific podcast and just think about the atom bomb and stuff. I said that I hear

573
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:05,640
it. Get fly over. I accepted my death and then yeah I was kind of thinking it's like

574
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:09,920
damn sometimes the air conditioner turns on. I think that too and then that's people's

575
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:15,280
real lives. Yeah. They really might just get bombed and so I bet that's happening to people

576
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:20,280
and missiles like really happened. I guess for us it's kind of a little game. I think

577
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:28,280
can you always something can you and this is what popped up. Sorry. Can you get pregnant

578
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:33,480
on your period and you have sex with a UTI. Can you get mono twice. Can you live without

579
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:40,400
a pancreas. Can you get pregnant with precom. Can you what I think you can. I don't know.

580
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:49,520
I think I had an abortion. Well yeah I think you can. That's that is against God. Yeah.

581
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:53,400
Call it. That's what that's what the best thing to eat after you pick up your girl a

582
00:54:53,400 --> 00:55:01,240
plant parenthood little Caesars. She just had an abortion. It's the best food to eat

583
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:06,600
after an abortion Caesar like they got back. Does it make you like a pregnant again. Oh

584
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:13,600
nice. Little Caesars. Yeah there you go. Some people have little Caesars. Do you know anyone

585
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:17,440
who has Caesars. My Aunt Rosie has Caesars. That's what she got brain damage. That's why

586
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:22,920
she's like that. Yeah. Retarded. I don't know what she is. We could probably make a list

587
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:26,960
of who we can guess. You know nobody says what she's got but we definitely get a closer

588
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:31,880
spot in the parking lot. She's got follow me. She's got page one and page two of the

589
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:37,640
menu. Yeah. She's a big fan lady. That plays into it. You're going to long so well. We

590
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,840
get along so well because she's got a good sense of humor. You're both. Honestly, it's

591
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,640
because she has a good sense of humor. She loves to laugh. It's really you just need to

592
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:48,280
find someone who's been through enough pain and then they'll just laugh at stuff instead

593
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:53,320
of take it for what it actually is. Yeah. We're watching an old movie and a guy punched

594
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:57,440
a woman in the movie and Rosie started laughing really hard. I noticed that a lot. And I was

595
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:03,280
like why is that funny to you? And she goes because he hit her. I have noticed I have

596
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:12,160
these like these hangover pill kind of things that are like heavy and be vitamins and I

597
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:21,320
have noticed if I take too much of it then like I kind of my face like it's hot. I mean

598
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:25,920
who knows what's in those things. Vitamin B. Is it just vitamin B only like this guy

599
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:30,240
such an idiot he'll take a pill for a hangover. I mean I've been trying to find I've been

600
00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:35,200
trying to figure out the hangover here for so many years and it turns out is drinking.

601
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:40,200
Yeah hair of the dog bloody Mary of the dog. Yeah. Do you think the first person that came

602
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:46,160
up with that like eight some hair off a dog probably him. Well have you ever eaten hair

603
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:49,840
from a dog you get fucked up the next day you have to eat some hair of the dog to get

604
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:53,840
the hangover. Yeah. I was speaking of dogs. I was watching this documentary. I was

605
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:58,680
speaking of dogs. I was watching this documentary today. This one. Oh this one is zero sugar.

606
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:03,600
Is that what it says. Yes. This is healthy. My dad would drink this one. He is jacked.

607
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:08,680
This is just this is not how is it. No. Yeah. This is not one of the monster. You are making

608
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:13,840
your own for Locos here. Like he's going back and forth from a monster and a twist.

609
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:19,560
Well that one's zero. I don't know that. It cancels out the other one. Yeah. It's like

610
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:25,360
you only had 25 grams of sugar. You are literally making your own for Locos. He got rid of the

611
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:30,880
sugar and he's doing this one for caffeine. Most serious. So you guys know any reason

612
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:37,800
most likely to step in. So yeah ingredient in multiple in a multiple vitamins and a

613
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:43,880
multi vitamin. Monster toxic and larger amounts. But the most serious risk comes from iron

614
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:51,200
or calcium. Okay. I just ate like a piece of metal. Yeah. I go trust me doc. I think

615
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:57,080
about it at the end every day when I'm saying. Yeah. I said trust me doc. I'm always putting

616
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:02,320
the iron to my skull. If you know what I mean. I keep my metal real close inside my mouth.

617
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:09,320
Yeah. I say trust me doc. Every morning I wake up take my iron out of my mouth. Legitimately

618
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:13,920
if you put your like an iron thing in your mouth some of that would become vitamins because

619
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:18,600
it would go into your system. So I guess so like you put more copper in your blood. I'll

620
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:22,880
start licking my gun. Yeah. You can lick your gun. But I don't know what you know it might

621
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:29,520
not actually be iron. What is your gun made out of. It's got to be iron. Okay. We never

622
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:34,760
know there's these metal alloys nowadays that have you know they're like combination. Hyper

623
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:41,880
vitamin. It's called hyper vitamin. You have too many vitamins. Too many vitamins. Not

624
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:47,640
enough. Vitamin A can be bad. I need to that's only if you take 10 times the deal. I got

625
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:51,040
to like a suggestion for single guys. I found this to be true that women like you when you're

626
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:56,400
really healthy. So I always wear a shirt that says vitamins when I'm single. That picks

627
00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:01,400
up girls. You should get a shirt that says vitamins. It's like a peacock feather. Yeah.

628
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:06,720
You should get a shirt that says like I'm healthy or like a shirt that says diet. Even

629
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:14,080
better. I get one that you know this is certified. It looks like a fake six pack. Yeah. Nabs

630
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:19,280
says I'm held like a body. Yeah. That also and then I also have the one that's like a

631
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:28,200
bikini girl with a goop. I think you want this as a licensed dietitian. I should get

632
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:36,440
one of those bikini girl shirts for the podcast. Like a female body. Yeah. How much. I should

633
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:43,280
get some of those big Johnson shirts. Remember big Johnson. This guy was tearing it up.

634
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:47,960
You just get all over the floor to T shirts. This is a good question. What happens if you

635
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:53,200
eat three vitamin gummies instead of two. Now you feel great. Actually. They don't ask

636
00:59:53,200 --> 01:00:00,240
you like my friends. Are you on Yahoo answers. There's so many different types of vitamin

637
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:07,080
gummies. My friends. The recommend it. He's like I had the munchies. I'd have trouble

638
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:13,880
with. Actually. I see. Tom's is a candy. I have a story. So good. My girl. She's sleepy.

639
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:17,480
It's a lot like she gets up in the middle of the night and eats a bunch of food and

640
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:21,800
she had just gotten some vitamin multivitamins that were gummies and in the middle of the

641
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:27,560
night she ate like 30 of them or something and she was sick the whole next day. She had

642
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:33,400
probably vitamin Moses whatever you said. She got sick eating vitamins. I guess B12

643
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:41,480
is very unlikely because it's water soluble. Yes. Yeah. All the only the B is the B ones

644
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:46,920
are the ones that make your piss like neon green neon green. Yeah. So it's about you

645
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:53,600
know I think only the fat soluble ones are way more dangerous. It's K and those are very

646
01:00:53,600 --> 01:01:05,480
soluble for you. It's the K one. Yeah. Vitamin K. Yeah. No. I just think we need to all

647
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:11,840
get healthy and jacked as a bit. I think you know how we can do that. We'll get a dune

648
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:16,320
of ketamine right. Oh my god. We start. Yeah. We'll start meeting at the gym at a certain

649
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:22,360
time. You'll be late every time me and Mack was super. I'll stay late. I'll be late. We'll

650
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:27,800
be. We'll be yoked. Yeah. Dude. Yeah. That's a bit. Because I don't want to go. I guess

651
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:32,920
me and Mac are really strong and you're fat and ugly. I don't want to go. You miss out

652
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:37,240
on 20 minutes. You miss out on all the cardio at the beginning. 20 minutes. Where I would

653
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:41,960
like to get not waiting for Jason. How about it. We run we run three miles and you miss

654
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:46,600
out on that. How about no cardio though. We become like strong men. You know like we

655
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:51,560
just focus on the we say fat. In fact you got to start bulking up because we want to

656
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:56,480
be we want to be fat but we could like lift a car up. I can't do squats because I don't

657
01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:02,280
want to go. I will cut. Fuck. Yeah. I've macted squats as whole like asshole would fall out.

658
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:09,960
Yeah. I would get probably three assholes. No. He literally make goats eat you. Yeah.

659
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:13,840
I'll tell you folks. Two assholes is enough. I used to have two assholes. It's not better

660
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:16,720
than your new if you're a new listener. I used to have two assholes. You want to know my

661
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:22,200
least favorite. I'm not going to explain it at all. Vitamin go see. The worst vitamin

662
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:28,840
vitamin goat see. What. Yeah. I Google it. The graceful time. Goat see. I don't know what

663
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:35,280
goat see is. I'm too. I guess if you don't know what it is. It's OK. All you have to

664
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:42,240
do is Google it. Goat see. So we need to quit all these trash substances. We're going to

665
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:49,000
be in the gym. Trending hard focusing on ourselves and getting 1% better every day.

666
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:53,920
Yeah. I bet you that's all it takes. But that's a lot to ask about. It's a lot more than you

667
01:02:53,920 --> 01:03:00,600
think. I bet you create. You probably won't do that. I bet. So we'll see what happens.

668
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:04,960
I don't I'm scarred from life. I want to get I want to I want to become one of the V. I'm

669
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:08,560
going to become one of the vegan bodybuilders. You know about those guys. I'm a I'm a I'm

670
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:14,800
a I'm a I'm a like a thousand pounds of cabbage a day. Well they just stink. They're just farting

671
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:20,200
cars. Charles. No one wants to go back to their. Oh dude. My roommate. Well he used to eat

672
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:26,000
you see Kim Chi all the time. It smells. Oh yeah. Kim Chi. It's fermented. Yeah. Stop.

673
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:31,400
All right guys. Trending searches that we might like. I might like. Where's our guest at.

674
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:37,960
Mpox virus outbreak. Mpox virus lockdown. That sounds good. Oh yeah. The Mpox is coming

675
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:43,200
to town. They're not going to let another lockdown happen. People. Oh wait. Our guest

676
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:49,640
isn't here. 5 30 or something. Yeah. We should close this one off. We're all going to get

677
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:54,480
a jack though. Yeah. I'm calling our shot now. Guys next time you see us we're going

678
01:03:54,480 --> 01:04:00,160
to be fucking so fucking intense. Yeah. Let's get jacked for the live show. I do want to

679
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:04,600
lose like 10 pounds just so I could wear all my cool shirts again. Let's set a goal like

680
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:08,600
that. We're all lose 10 pounds. Can you wear that sweater next week and then put on the

681
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:15,200
big years. Yeah. I'll do that. I love that. The cap. The cap. The color. It's wetter.

682
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:19,080
Dude. The winter comes. I have a lot of cool sweaters lined up. I was going to wear this

683
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:23,160
coming and then so I just want you to wear this sweater with a big year. It's a funny

684
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:27,840
as ever seen here. I think I wore that sweater for the live show. Didn't I. Would you wear

685
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:33,320
that brown sweater. Maybe I wore the pill sweater. We can do one dress for being Tony

686
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:37,800
the tiger. We can do it. We can do one in China down to called a rive show. There you

687
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:42,800
go. Yeah. Oh it's a new Matt Rife special guys. I want to plug that. Cool. I'm not

688
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:47,520
going to write. I'm not going to do in plugs. Yeah. Well because I just wanted to say because

689
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:51,520
you're fat and I just wanted to you know use your brother. No it's a strong man. He's

690
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:57,640
my brother Matt Rife. You're barely lift a car. Oh yeah. You have five brothers. I can

691
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:04,640
what's a car. You lift your five brothers out of poverty. No. No. They're in poverty.

692
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:12,760
Exactly. One's like a supermodel that gets like NFL size checks. Yeah. What's up with

693
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:20,960
that. I called him the other day and he was like he's like I'm a grease on a boat. I'll

694
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:27,480
say OK. You know Ty Lopez that guy used to be like these are all my cars. It was like

695
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:33,480
a YouTube commercial. Yeah. I saw a thing I was like do you want Ty Lopez on your podcast.

696
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:38,480
Yeah. I was like no he wants to be on our podcast. That's why he's advertising. Yeah.

697
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:43,480
Yeah. That guy is desperate. Oh we need to get Kevin Spacey on the podcast. He's on his

698
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:49,480
side of the story. So I'll hit up Kevin Spacey. Kevin Spacebar. Yeah. I mean we'll we'll

699
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:54,480
give everyone a chance of redemption except for that one guy. The one open maker. The

700
01:05:54,480 --> 01:06:00,480
one that won the redeem himself on our podcast. But we'll he sent me a message. We'll let

701
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:05,480
it. We'll talk about it on the Patriot. We'll let on. He sent me a message. Well we'll let

702
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:09,480
on. Just like Maxwell. We'll let on Kevin Spacey. I'm going to tell you I'm going to

703
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:14,480
I'm going to read his thing on the podcast again. No he sent me more. Oh really. Yeah I

704
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:19,480
forgot about it. It's like no people forgot. Yeah. Just like one or two more messages.

705
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:26,480
I'm not blocked by him. Oh yeah. Dude he sends huge text blocks. Yeah hell yeah. What do

706
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:33,480
you say. Give him a spot. Just that I don't like him. You know be able to make his pitch

707
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:39,480
but then it's like people already forgot about this. You know. Yeah. It's not going to help

708
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:44,480
to try to reintroduce yourself to the scene by saying I'm the guy you remember like a

709
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:49,480
year ago over a year ago. I got an idea for people like him. We should start a men's only

710
01:06:49,480 --> 01:07:03,480
open life. I think that probably age well. Also I'm going to start a mic called grab

711
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:08,480
ass. No. Well that should be his mic. Dude can you imagine that. Can you imagine the

712
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:15,480
psychotic energy we could create at a men's only open mic. Well I literally like I want

713
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:21,480
to serve my storm. You know. I don't have to say like any race welcome any race. Of course

714
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:27,480
I want to make it not race. I don't think anything goes Mike and then I'm going to say

715
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:35,480
anyone here think that like you can't say offensive stuff or you don't even hear you

716
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:41,480
get offended. And if someone raised their hand I say get out of here. Yeah. Yeah. Can anyone

717
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:47,480
hear anything offended by jokes. You shoot them in front of them. I'm going to ask you

718
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:54,480
to leave. Kindly leave. Bouncer. Finally leave. Yep. Doing higher two big bouncers. Yeah.

719
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:59,480
They all got a guy. Yeah. Big guys. Big guys who are also little drunks. They don't fall

720
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:05,480
the rules. I got to do my I got to do my album recording. Ten minute. Yeah you were talking

721
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:13,480
about this ten minute. You should do a men's only album recording. No women. No women.

722
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:21,480
Men. The man Mike. Yeah. The man which I was thinking of starting just like men's day.

723
01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:29,480
I like that. Well it's man man. We got to celebrate. Well people get a day. Yeah people

724
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:36,480
always say that every other every other day. It's always our month white. So we celebrate

725
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:41,480
we should celebrate. Yeah. Let's have parades. Let's celebrate all the days that were it's

726
01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:48,480
not just about today. We're celebrating the whole year. Except parades every day. Men's

727
01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:54,480
year. Women and bikini. Every year that we'll get the cool instruments that they have in

728
01:08:54,480 --> 01:09:00,480
the parades in New Orleans guitars. We'll get the guy from Mad Max. We'll get that guitarist.

729
01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:06,480
The best guitarist of all time. We've got the hooks in his back. Yeah. All right. Let's

730
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:12,480
close this off. I'm Dylan plugs. We're gonna have machine guns on man's day. I don't have

731
01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:18,480
any plugs except for September 8th. They're gonna be probably what's going on. What's going

732
01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:21,480
on then. We're gonna have a live show comedy bar comedy bar. Yeah. The way the comedy

733
01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:28,480
club comedy bar Chicago. That's the best club in the city. It is now September 8th. It

734
01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:33,480
definitely will be. I mean it always has been always is. So I'm really happy they booked

735
01:09:33,480 --> 01:09:40,480
us. I had no idea until just now today. And then you want to be followed at comedy baddie.

736
01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:45,480
All right. Cool. Yeah. No. No. Make sure you check me out September 8th at the comedy

737
01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:49,480
bar for our live show. I just have a lot. Really. Yeah we're doing a live show at the

738
01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:53,480
comedy bar. It's going to be one of the last few last one of the few last times to see

739
01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:58,480
me before I have some ridiculous health problems that prevent me from just making a

740
01:09:58,480 --> 01:10:05,480
prediction. We have some huge health problems on the horizon. So make sure you get at me

741
01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:11,480
while I still have working legs. Well you have two fake legs. Those two diabetes trips.

742
01:10:11,480 --> 01:10:15,480
Get him while you still can. I'd be a great pirate right now. You guys can't see his legs.

743
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Twice the pirates you'd ever be. You got two peg legs and they really scratch my floor.

744
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:24,480
All these liberal men love it. And we're worried about the people that like it.

745
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:31,480
But it can really fast. He's like Pistorius. Yeah. He's a big blade runner. Yeah. I guess

746
01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:37,480
we got a live show at comedy bar September 8th and tickets on sale. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

747
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:44,480
I don't even know. I had no idea. Yeah. So get tickets now because it will sell out.

748
01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:49,480
And as I said if it's not selling out like a day or two before I'm buying all the tickets

749
01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:55,480
and I'm giving away to homeless people which means comedians. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. Which means

750
01:10:55,480 --> 01:11:02,480
not you. Yeah. Specifically not comedians. Yeah. Not. It will not be comedians. I give

751
01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:06,480
it for the free tickets. It's going to be all your peers. If you're listening and buy

752
01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:13,480
a ticket because the sound just went out. Oh your mic just went out. I still hear me

753
01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:18,480
because you will not be getting a free ticket from me. You got to buy it. It's cheap. And

754
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:25,480
we'll probably. No. It's cheap. Just buy it and then you can you can eat pizza there

755
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:31,480
too. Pizza. So go to that. Follow me at bad boy comedy on everything. Spidey canceled

756
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Jason on Twitch and then cool Jason Macdon on Instagram also and hey folks we love you.

757
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We'll we got a big surprise next week. We got a big surprise coming Thursday. A guest

758
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760
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