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Hey everybody, welcome to the bad comedy podcast. My name is camera Harris and I am the first

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female Asian candidate. My name is don't have any Harris and I'm the first bald candidate.

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Oh nice. It's bald month. We're only having bald guests this month folks and then of course

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we're here. That's why I'm voting for don't have any Harris.

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My name is fail son and I have no hair. Failure. Yeah. Is a full out of hair successful athlete.

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I don't know if you guys knew this but so Dylan's bald but he actually used to have

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a lot of hair but we did this prank. We put nair in his shampoo and then and then solve

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okay and okay. I'm out and I was like you're bald.

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Never. It was kind of a bad comedy. Practical

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jokers crossover thing is a prank. Yeah. But I guess it was permanent. Yeah. Yeah. I never

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think there was permanent until then. Well I also burned his head like very close all

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the you burn men into it. I made it permanent. Yeah. So folks we had a lot to talk about

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today. I want to talk about science. What's the what's the weather. You have a guy in

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science. You have sex with a guy. That's true. So I want instead of science let's do a seance

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seance. What is this. I'm giving up on you. Is that what it is. Yeah. What is this seance

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is that like a like a prayer like a prayer. No I was when you talked to the ghost. I like

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ghosts. I like Casper. So you ever heard the term a nonce.

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No I'm thinking about this. It's like a how what British people call. We're on the free

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episode. They get dummy. No. Like an hour word. I shouldn't have brought this up. I

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don't even know if I can say that. Okay. I don't even do it. It's a word for describing

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a Drake type. Oh just mixed. Yeah. They like to have women of a certain age on stage. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Were you guys ever in. We guys ever in child pageants for your child. Yeah.

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Yeah. I used to get you know they used to dress me up and dress and you know I'd sing.

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I was a I was a I was a model as a baby but I was the other. I was the before. I was like

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a whole I was a disgusting looking baby. Didn't they use your pants for the Jared Fogle before.

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Sam's joke. No. Beauty pageant. Shout out to Ham Talent following Nathan Lund on all

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platforms folks. Oh I did. I was an ugly baby model. It's hard. There's less spots. They

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want hot babies but they need an ugly baby because I'll cry when I get the other person's

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baby food. Well yeah. The competitors baby food. I'm the one who's ugly and cries. Well

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they also need you around to make the other hot babies look hotter. I was also saying

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racist stuff from a very early age. You like the desert. You like that. Help me be a disgusting

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to people. You're like the duck. You're like the the duff baby the designated ugly baby

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ugly. He was the ugly fat baby. I was the fuggly duckling. What is he want. What's your

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one wish. You wish for world destruction. Yeah. Jason did your family always tell you

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that like ugly duckling always grows up to be a swan. But you just stay to be a bigger

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ugly duckling. I got much hotter in the face and much less hot in the body. So I was a

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baby. Well you got you got cool. I went from a butter face to a butter belly. With your

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weight is so evenly spread. I wonder how much one of your legs weighs. I'm like a lot.

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You have an elephant like a good proportions people say you do. You have excellent proportions.

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That's why I want to see how much one of your legs weighs because I like Adam. I like good

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portions. Adam Quaslo is not like it's it's all. Well yeah you know what it is. I was

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big my whole life that helps you like distribute your weight whereas someone like Adam Quaslo

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was like skinny as a kid. So now he's big and he looks like his his back is like a dolly.

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He has to lean back to walk around. When you got a really heavy load you lean it back.

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That's why his neck is always back because it's like he's got a dolly full of cement

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blocks. You know the ask if you want the yeah no I think he walks with his chest out like

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that because he thinks that he's like from the Gilded Age and he's a billionaire like

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a Rockefeller. Well it's a good side effect. But that's yeah he thinks he's and how I think

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it's because he's carting around a heavy trunk. I was listening to a podcast and they were

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saying that someone else invented the computer and not Charles Babbage. Sorry to me to swear.

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Yeah. No it was I mean I'll be honest Charles Babbage invented the concept of a computer

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and then somebody else made a computer later. What was her name. It wasn't. It sounds like

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Turing but it wasn't. I mean there was John Von Newman was part of it. He was like a mathematician

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some of his stuff led to computing. Can you Google it on your phone. Oh you want to know

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who made the first computer or I think Charles Babbage gets the concept. Yeah I mean obviously

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I'm a Babbage Patch kid and it's not going to change. I know that he had a huge part in

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the computer and so he's cool. Probably the coolest guy in the world cooler than like

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a Andre 3000 Obama. Whatever people think are cool. Stone Cold Steve Austin Pitbull.

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Mr. Yeah Mr. Worldwide probably one of the coolest guys. One of our own Andre 3000 ran

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into him at the airport. I don't know that's pretty cool but maybe it would have been cool

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before he played the flute. I mean I just mean just what is he Peter Piper. Just play

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this saxophone. Lisa played this saxophone and she was always a childhood crush. I mean

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everything is saying Charles Babbage when I Google it. There's one other name. We're

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all trying to plug the females that led the way computing. Maybe the creator of the first

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computer. This on the moon. I mean he did. He came up with an analytical machine. He called

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it analytical. My ass. There was a name that it's reminded me of Alan Turing but it wasn't

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Turing. It was like burring or boring boring. Yeah. Computers not boring though because

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Charles Babbage is cool. We're Babbage Patch kids. No computers are cool. Yeah I mean if

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they're cool. I got a computer right here. Yeah. Can't live with it. Can't live without

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it. If you spill stuff on it then yeah you can't live with it. Yeah if you spill stuff

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on the buttons and stuff you know that's a computer. It computes sound and noise. I'm

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a computer but does not compute with me. A lot of people would say that. Yeah. Honestly

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this first computer you made looks fucking sick. It looks like a printing process like

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a torture device from a movie saw and probably all you put somebody's hand. I bet all I did

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was one plus one. Yeah it does one plus one. He was to be bitch. I know she's trying to

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take me to a torture. Hey careful with the careful with it. You don't want to get demon

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timed. I feel like you can only get you. Yeah I got to keep looking. You can only do it.

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You can only post shocking content if it's like like people getting blown up in war and

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stuff but you can't say like swear words. You got to get people to sign some before

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they even look at our page. Well I can mark it as like an adult thing but then it really

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lowers like where it pushes it. He had a son named Henry Babbage who completed a simplified

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version of the analytical machines computing unit. Maybe he's like it's like the Hickox.

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He's called. Who's cooler. Who's cooler. Charles and Henry Babbage or or Hickok 45

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and John Hickok. I plead then Leonardo Torres Cuivido from Migos wrote a brief history of

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Babbage. Wait wait wait. More time Leonardo Torres Cuivido from me for Migos I think.

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Oh Quavo. Yeah. The Migos. Wow. I had no idea that a hand in the computer. I was trying

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to push the Migos chips your way when I've got the wrap chips on the Migos. My way. I

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think those were the hot ones though. No. Yeah I don't like that. I don't like hot.

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Yeah. Bad for my cronies. I could say I have cronies. That sounds cooler. It's not. It's

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not. Yeah it sounds like I have like a. Sounds like the goonies the groonies. Yeah. Well it

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sounds like I have like a group of a bunch of kids with like henchmen henchmen that work

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for me. Yeah. They be cool. No you asked me earlier if I want to be your assistant. I

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said no. I want to be your goon. You want to be one of my goons. Was it the. It's a

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paid as a paid position. How much is it. Were you trying to think of this guy named

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this guy named Barry. It's contract work. Oh not another contract. The Cliffordied Barry.

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There have all been good deals. Antanasoft Barry computer. The Antanasoft Barry computer

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the ABC in 1942. No it's a short last name. Barry computer from shorter than every no it

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sounds like Turing. It's not Turing. I mean it's the closest thing that's come out. Who

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had the computer. Who created the first modern computers. What were those. There's there's

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so many names on this dude. Yeah. They're computers. Last chat. G. B. T. Well you're

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Rogan showed me a picture. Okay. He showed everyone. Well there was a quantum entanglement

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what it looks like. A yin yang symbol. I don't want to know what any of that is. Yeah you

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don't want to know. If you say it's going to mean all you have to do is say quantum.

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I don't want to hear the rest of the sentence or else I'll I'll KO you. Okay. Not you I'm

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saying like yeah no the people out there don't say quantum near me. I don't want to know

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about it. Maybe Conrad's use. Then you think maybe you find out the yin yang symbol symbolizes

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something we just discovered. Well it would have said it's Charles and Henry. Maybe China's

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been ahead of this for thousands of years. Probably that explains the pyramids. Yeah.

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Maybe the pyramid scheme built the pyramids. Mac you might know some of that. I think actually

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Donald Trump is truly wouldn't he's going to build the period and he's going to make

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the aliens. What he's going to make. No no I was talking to him. Oh he might make the

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pyramids pay for. He's going to make the aliens pay for the pyramids. The pyramids pay for

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the aliens. Donald Trump is going to make the aliens pay for the pyramids. Yeah. He's

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going to make the Red Sea pay for Brent road to walk. Right. Roe part of the red sea. He

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walked the Red Sea. Guys if you want more on that. Patreon.com. Bad comedy. Every episode

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ever made history of the earth and all the guest episodes and a very funny one that we

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did this week. Wow. Just a lot going on. We did a 20 minute break in between and I was

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laughing the whole time because of a joke from the because we did the guest episode first

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little behind the scenes. I was calling to get my adorabra prescription and I was taking

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Adorabra with that. Uh huh. Yep. It's just you know just sometimes life is the yin and

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the yang of life. Yeah. Keep pushing. The one thing I don't like about the yin and the

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yang symbol is that it's like black and white. It's like it's like it's like it's like segregation.

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And then it's also inclusion on the other side. True. Maybe it's a little bit. But it's

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only a little bit of inclusion though. Well maybe that's the right amount. Maybe that's

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where we got to start. I remember as a little kid. Maybe that's a that's start to better

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our society and maybe it's an end and racial relations and it's a means to an end. It's

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it's a it's a I mean we have to be solution based when it comes to race relations and

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it comes to how we need real solutions. Solution based not problem based. Let's let's get down

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to the nitty gritty. Figure out what's going on. Figure out why Stonewall Jackson got killed

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by friendly fire that wasn't friendly. You know that doesn't sound friendly at all. Someone

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dies. So we can that's the first thing we got to figure out if we're going to figure

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out race really. You could shoot somebody in a friendly way. Ever played. Ever played

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laser. Oh yeah. Just a friendly do maybe they thought they were playing laser tag with

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a what's the name. The wrong guns. Colonel Mustard. Who is that. I killed Colonel Mustard

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who is that NFL player. All my friends killed Colonel. I think I think it was an NFL player

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that went to go stay away from my hot dogs were in Chicago. Colonel Colonel catch up.

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People say don't belong on hot dogs. Don't belong on a glizzy glizzies. But oh don't

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ask me about Colonel Red Red Relish. Yeah. Glyzzy's Screva. Shout to Screva. Glyzzy.

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Yeah. No but I was going to lead into something very important. Distracted you with a lot

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of glizzy. Yeah. I glizzy got me excited. Simone Biles was even posting about glizzy.

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She said if there's a glizzy I'm going to find it. So you know why her name is Simone

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Biles. Why because she has a lot of bile in her stomach from all the glizzies. Yeah.

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Yeah. It doesn't matter. Yeah. She eats even more than Chris Grievo sometimes. Yeah. She

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had seven hot dogs for breakfast. And then she's and then she's longboarded to lunch

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with his wife. Her wife. Yeah. It's amazing. That's what you can do. Do you think Kamala

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Harris is trans. So probably everyone's trans these days. Are you trans. No. No we need

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that. Are you trans. Not trans. Well you're robots. So you're just binary regardless.

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I'm not trying to think. Yeah. I was trying to think of any. I used to be here on one.

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Well. El Exlution loves Jim Nasty. Jim Nasty. Yeah. Jim is his boyfriend. You know the next

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level beyond binaries. Quantum. And you resist. Quantum anything. Once you start saying quantum

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anything you're going to say after a knock I can never care about. It hurts his stomach.

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He's going to have to take some quantums. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to have to take some

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Xanax which sounds like an alien Xanax. Xanax would be a good non binary Xanax man. Xanax

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Xanax man. I'm not binary. My name is Xanax Xanax. And around the case they're going

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to take a nap. I'm really Yoda. I'm really Yoda and I used to smoke. And then I took

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Chantix and I died from the side effects. Shout out to Chantix. I was a little kid I used

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to get bullied for being fat but then I got advice they said just tell them this I'm fat

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but I could take Ozenpic. You're ugly. You'll be ugly forever.

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That's what I learned. I remember when I was a fat little boy a fat big boy. Before I had

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my glow up. Now you're a big big boy. Yeah. But then back in the day though I remember

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someone saying like just tell them like you know what they make it fun you you know I

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could I could lose the weight. I want. Now it's like a pep talk. I could lose the weight

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if I want. That was it. And then you say you say it's a choice.

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I just don't want to. I like it. I like the way it's like I was I was bigger and I was

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bigger in middle school but I was a very effective offensive lineman so I kind of didn't want

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to get skinnier. Yeah. A line. Yeah. But then I went through puberty and stretched out a

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little bit and then just flew up and got crows get two assholes. You know how everyone grows

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up coming of age. In the coming of age movie the lion realizes

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maybe I want to do this. Yeah. Well then I lose weight. Two assholes

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it's really just like a hole in the straw right like it's not actually. Yeah. It's not

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like two different pooping devices. One device that has a hole. It's like so like yeah the

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rectum like a tuber comes down and it's a cut off of it that went to the outside and made

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a hole. Do you ever wish I didn't heal. Well that was my well now I don't have my super power

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of having two assholes anymore. Yeah. You know two is always better than one. You know

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if it's having two assholes. Yeah. I mean it's it's it's it's it's it's

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it's the X man once I once that second asshole closed up.

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When they heard that they were pissed that you did. Sorry. No it was the sex man. It was

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the sex man. They were the DP. All right. That's good.

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I'm trying to I'm trying to Eminem myself right now. Did you ever see that movie. I'm

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trying a little rabbit myself and make a joke. Did you ever see that movie about the fighter

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who freed China DP man. I saw my I saw my left foot.

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By your right ass man. I was good and nobody got it. Is that my love. You know it man.

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Is that my love. It's a really famous like Chinese fighter movie. Oh yeah. But it's like

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historical historical figure. We already have we already have a podcast

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member compromised by the CCP instead of it man. I called them DP.

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Was that me. And so it's the explain it all. DP dough is a pretty good calzone place. Okay.

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Okay. Jason have you been have you been compromised

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by the communist Chinese party. I mean I did one time get stuck in a finger trap for weeks.

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Oh really. That's how they arrest people. I've been compromised.

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Yeah. People didn't follow COVID vaccines. They were just you know cemented in their

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car and then they would Chinese finger trap them. Yeah.

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It's right in front of your face. They call it a trap. Yeah. What's up. I got arrested

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there. The Chinese finger trap. Yeah. What do we call it a finger trap and you know I

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guess I'll put my finger in this. They did all my fingers. They did all my fingers.

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I was like he did all your fingers. Yeah. I was like I'm not like a killer or something

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like you don't got to go this far with it. It's funny. Fun with you. Chinese thumb

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trap. Now you can't use your phone. Oh. Call it right in front of their face. You can use

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your nose though. Sometimes I use my nose on my phone. Why are rappers always singing

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about Chinese finger traps. You guys are like we're trapped. I was hanging out in a trap.

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Yeah. What's a trap like a trap door. This is a Chinese finger trap. Do you think any

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trap houses have trap doors. I think just the front door is technically a trap door.

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That's true. Well probably. No probably. They probably do have a trap door at stash houses

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to hide drugs. But I want to get a trap door so bad. That's why I want to buy a house.

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They got a single family home type of house instead of a condo so I can make like a trap.

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You have like a cellar where you can hide your daughter who's been missing the body.

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No. No. I want to. I want to. I want to things. I want. I want. I want a prank trap door.

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A prank trap door. And then I want such a weird story. And then I want a bookcase where

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you pull one book. The book happens to be Stein. It sounds like Stein. And then you

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pull on Stein. And then it opens to different. Full of memorabilia. No. That'll be the podcast

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dude here. Full of memorabilia. No. Full of the wall of ops. If I did it this is how

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we really should put a stitler on the on the wall of ops. But that's a lot of work and

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you know. Also he did he did a lot of stuff. He did a lot of health economy. Invented the

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highway. He invented roads. Speaker. He did invent. Anthony Hernandez has been saying

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that on stage. He invented very. That he invented the highway. That might like Kanye West said

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that on Elks Jones podcast. That awesome interview. That's a good one. Yeah. I think it is somewhat

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based on facts like he invented some like type of roadway that is more effective than

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others. Yeah. Because they were change the world. They had supply chains for the war.

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Yeah. Yeah. That's what he was doing. Yeah. Yeah. They're they're also they're they're

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too industrious to a point where they used it for Janet Jackson aside. Jenna. I have

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a friend named Jenna. Her last name is Jenna Jackson is alive. Yeah. No but now I was trying

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to I was trying to say the word hen henna hide. I was disappointed when I watched it.

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It's about an anaheim. They didn't talk about the billionaire. She married for a brief time.

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Yeah. In like Saudi Arabia. Really. And then like had a baby with him even though she was

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like I think older. I think if the third right. They didn't cover it at the dock. I think

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I think the third right. I was only interested in third. The third right kind of like illustrates

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how when keeping it industrious goes wrong because like because then they would use all

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like the trains and then these these third psych and then I trick you for a third time

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and then these camps so they could they could hurt more people. You know. So that's when

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we keep an industrial goes next time I see him. It's going to be the third right.

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What about Japanese pick on the back row. What about Japanese people when keeping it

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honorable goes wrong and they have to commit Spoku show. Keeping it honorable goes wrong.

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Yeah. And that's just every time that they have to honorably commit Spoku.

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Whether they do either thing. Your daughter married a person of another race.

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Yeah. Time to. Sometimes people would be like no I will do it instead of them. They're more

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important. So you did like it. So yeah. So either you do it honorably or somebody can

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step in but the person who's accusing you of the thing of being dishonorable they have

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to accept it. Like now you have a parody of it man is deep.

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What's a parody is like a parrot named D. Parodies nuts.

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That's. Parate. Parate. Parate is also parity. P. A. R. I. T. Y.

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Recently that has to do with that has to do that like normally with sports to no. Parate.

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Yeah. Parity is. Parat is when you're like stacked teams and not stacked teams and there's

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much parity between them and that's why they have a salary cap and no cap. They used to

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have no cap. Then they got salary caps. Bald Cap. We should do a bald cap episode.

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We should have some bald caps that I bought for to do a bald. You have to do it for this

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month. Okay. So okay. So I'm a whole drawer full of bad comedy bullshit when we haven't

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on any of these two bald guys or names start with a B. You probably know who they are.

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They're actually BB is their initials for both of them.

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BB. We have one of a BB. Bobby Buds and like Burkhart.

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BB BB. When we have one of them on the B Butterfinger BBs.

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I think it's not that I think when we have what we're giving away a secret. They won't

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listen. Bobby Bobby. I bet Bobby listens. Huge gets Bobby's.

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I don't. What does Bobby have to get from this. I don't know. Why would he listen to

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this. He only thinks about himself. I don't know.

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We're talking about. No but he knows so selfish. Popular.

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He's watched every single one of our clips. I wouldn't be surprised if you listen to the

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podcast. He's probably bored or something like he.

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He hasn't once pressed the like button on one of our clips and he knows every one of

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our clips. Like word for word. So he apologized in his story the other day

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for what because he said he offended some people talking about Chepo or Roan or whatever.

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What the hell is that. That's what he said when he saw her.

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He said I thought I was a fan and then I saw her and I said never mind. People got mad.

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Because he's talking about we know anything you're talking about.

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Chepo Roan is I guess I'm going to look it up.

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Chaperone. Yeah. Pretty much Chaperone. The name of Chaperone.

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Chapel Hill. Her name is basically Chappelle. Okay.

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Well whoever that is. Whoever that is. F you.

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But that screw you. Bobby. The artist formerly known as him was thought

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he was fucking with their music and then he looked her up and said nope.

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Never mind not for me. And then some people started he started pissing people off in his

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story. In his story. Yeah.

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And his next story was saying you know what I'm sorry guys.

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I guess I pissed some people off. Okay. Well I have a verdict.

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He backed down from his real stand. We're going to have no jury.

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I mean there's just some like this is going to be a bench decision here on Bobby.

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He may be a real big deal. I'm going to have to make a.

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I have no idea what you're talking about but the Chepo Roan person is just like a young

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attractive girl like what's wrong with her. Well I guess you like where's the makeup.

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That's your problem. I think that's the problem.

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She's a lesbian potentially. Oh like this lesbian loser.

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I mean she just looks like a pop star. Well I don't understand it all.

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I'm like pop star. I have a verdict on Bob Euler.

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He looks like he listened to the band Boston. Hey the verdict.

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He listened to Taylor Swift. Hey the verdict. The verdict is an unbobbular.

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He would listen to a boys are back in town. He wouldn't be making fun of Taylor Swift.

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His favorite song is boys are back and down. Guys the charge on Bob Euler is is being a

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coward for for apologizing on a story. Guilty. Sorry Bob.

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What's that about man. Coward. Stick with your.

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Yeah stick with your gums. I like that. Yeah next time don't venture out.

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Just listen to. I like what you say. Boston and boys are back

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in town. I like what people say stick with your guns.

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More than a phrase. Van Halen and shit. I feel like I'm carrying two guns.

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Jump. Whatever someone says stick with your guns.

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I feel like I'm carrying two guns. It's pretty cool.

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People call me a son of a gun. I guess my dad's a gun.

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Well actually you could probably call John Hackeye after that.

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His dad's essentially a gun. His dad's a gun guy.

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Is this Bobby Buds? Buds.Bobby.

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Yeah it was a hack or hacker one that someone made.

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He's a hacker. It's who is Bob. I don't know.

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It's dumb. I told him I'm taking the name Bobby Buds if he keeps using Bobby Euler.

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No you should definitely take the name Bobby Buds.

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Copyright it. Yeah.

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Because that's going to blow up some. That's going to be Chappelle Ronesome.

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Blake. Blake Michigan. That's never going to go anywhere.

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Sorry I said that too. You think you started using his name because

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they're like hey man you should take advantage of your Jewish name.

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Like that'll help you to show business. No. Yeah.

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But he was a resistance. Nobody in show business ever changes

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their Jewish last name to anything else. Yeah that's true.

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But they don't ever change their name to like something like Bobby Buds.

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John Stewart. John Stewart did.

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His real last name is Lee. Well you got to think.

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Wait that's my joke. A bunch of people did.

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Like tons and tons of people have. Yeah.

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Like people like Green Blast like the worst names that have like blasts.

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You know Mark Cuban isn't Cuban. You know what he is.

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What. Jewish. He's not Cuban.

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No he's Jewish. What. Wait hold on. Hold on. What the.

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What the heck. Why isn't his name Mark Jewish.

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Yeah I should be Mark Jewish. My whole life I thought he was Cuban

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and that's why I liked him. Because I mean I support anyone that is able to escape.

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Oh because he's cute. I support anyone that's able to escape

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that communist regime. Make it here. Build it on your own you know.

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His name is Chabinsky. But he's Jewish the whole time.

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Yeah. So how about Eastern European Jewish descent originally named Chabinsky.

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That's not too bad. I guess. Bob Euler sounds like.

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It's close to Cuban I get it. Mark Chabinsky.

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Popular. Bob Euler.

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Sounds like a hockey player like Wayne Gretzky and Mark Chabinsky.

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Yeah. If your name is together.

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Yeah Jason have you heard the song popular from the song Wicked.

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It's like popular. I've seen Wicked but I don't remember that.

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So what about. So it's Bob Euler. You're gonna be Bob Euler.

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So he's trying to escape that for years. And he couldn't even hold it up.

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And the song is about like teaching someone to like be popular but we're gonna teach him

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how to do stand up. He's still denying you who is Bob Euler.

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It's him. His dad runs a toffee factory. There's grandpa that makes billions of dollars.

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He's literally really want to talk to factory but it's all toffee. It's all butterworth.

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As we establish in the in the guest episode I like toffee.

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Yeah. Big toffee.

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I like coffee toffee. I like toffee.

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It's coffee. It's coffee flavored toffee. And it kind of has that you know it rhymes.

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It's almost the same exact word twice. So you can't you can't you can't bash it you

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know and if you can't beat them join them. I say with Russia and China can't beat them

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join them. Why don't why don't why don't we just join that side and just be like.

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Yeah. Well you try to say I can't beat them. Yeah. So.

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Oh no no no. No I'm not saying we can't beat them. Okay.

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What I'm saying is strategically we should just join them.

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Yeah. And then and then because we just it's just better to just listen.

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France they're annoying and gay. Okay. The British.

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Yeah. And they and they look down on us even though we've saved them a thousand times.

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The British obviously who cares about them because we we kicked them out.

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They betrayed us. They're traders. They're traders. They try to.

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We were funding. They even tried to get us again in the war of 1812.

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And so we were like stop. And then and then. Okay.

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So who else we let them still do their thing and then they turn.

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And then who else would we betray Germany X Nazis. Easy.

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The small countries they don't matter. Okay. So that's about it.

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Italy they were X Nazis. So.

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America. Japan.

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America. They were access. Yeah.

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Germany. We're kind of. Yeah.

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So I say we join Russia China. And then. Yeah.

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We'll be good. I'm done.

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I just think about how many newt you have. I don't see the issue.

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Get more nukes. Yeah. Three headed dog. That's bigger than

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any other. Yeah.

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I mean we'll just be an autocracy with Donald Trump at the helm for maybe a hundred years

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at sex hotel and server is that dude. Exactly.

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What would they call it. They would call it the axis.

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The they'll call us the severest of power. The axis of evil.

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Oh. Even this constellation in the sky won't be as big as we will be.

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Yeah. And it can be like it gives a shit about the stars.

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It can be led by glad we're doing but he doesn't we should nuke the sun.

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We should nuke the sun.

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If I like that because then there would be then there would be no tides anymore and stuff.

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Yeah. Women would stop having their periods. Yeah.

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And then and then you could have consequence free sex and and then the period and those

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and those get rid of that dream works.

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The logo thing because it won't make sense. It won't even make sense anymore.

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It's a very good. Eclipse is a clip. So we join Russia China.

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Nuke the moon. Sun Sun the sun. No.

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That's too far. We're going to go.

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I like it. It's kind of cool.

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Did you hear we're going to go to the sun. We're going to Polish astronauts.

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They're trying to hear about that.

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You know shout out to the Polish Polish astronauts are trying to go to the sun.

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Really hard. They're going to go at night.

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So it's kind of a Trojan horse. Modern day Trojan.

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The sun will never see it coming. Yeah.

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Yeah. So I mean I don't mind what Scandinavia.

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OK. Bye. Yeah.

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I'm fine. Scandinavian.

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Bye. The Indians are going to go to planet Tumurik.

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Honestly. Honestly. Germany would probably join us because we all know that deep down

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they're all they all want to be fascist anyway.

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You know they've done all these wars.

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So it would be a big fascist conglomerate led by Putin.

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00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,120
But he's going to shave his head because he already was kind of like Dr.

400
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,560
Evil. You know who's the fascist at towns.

401
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,760
Is he.

402
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,640
It's according to Michael Cooper.

403
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:29,240
Well OK. I'm everyone's a fascist according to Michael Cooper.

404
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,480
And I go you hear that.

405
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,280
I'd your fascist.

406
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,080
And goes I don't know what a fascist.

407
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,920
Well that's because he's from Jupiter.

408
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,400
Right. He sure is.

409
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,640
I was just from Jupiter. We're Cassius.

410
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,080
Yeah. How Cassius Clay.

411
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:51,280
Yeah. You know it's hilarious how we have less nukes than Russia.

412
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:55,240
But we have like way upgraded like way better ones.

413
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,440
I would say it's a Larry.

414
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,720
Pretty hilarious.

415
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,240
I'd say it's a problem.

416
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,200
I mean I mean nukes in general are a problem.

417
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,920
How do we ramp up the new production.

418
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,240
No I. Well no because I listen to Dan Carter.

419
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:13,120
We're not allowed to make new ones since the nonproliferation agreement which I think you

420
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,120
inspired.

421
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,120
To make new.

422
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,120
But.

423
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,120
But.

424
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,120
If we.

425
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,120
Yeah. Watch me.

426
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,120
Yeah. Watch me.

427
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,120
Yeah.

428
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,120
What are you going to do about it.

429
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,120
Try and stop me.

430
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:29,040
The enemy of our enemy is our friend and our enemy is not having a bunch of nukes and enemy

431
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,880
kids so we can join Russia and then we'll have all the nukes pretty much.

432
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:35,600
I listened to the Dan Carlin podcast about nukes and they actually made me scared.

433
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:36,600
Wait.

434
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,600
Wait Jeff Garland.

435
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,600
No.

436
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:39,600
Dan Carlin.

437
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,600
I don't mind getting.

438
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,640
I mean if you get nuked you just probably.

439
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,680
Jeff Garland is always good to have around if there's a vampire.

440
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:46,680
Is that Garland.

441
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,680
It's a Garland.

442
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:48,680
I'm thinking.

443
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:49,680
Jeff Garland.

444
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,680
Jeff.

445
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:51,680
Jeff Garland.

446
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:52,680
I'd still want him around.

447
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,600
Jeff Garland is my favorite.

448
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,520
Stand up comedian because he does that.

449
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:04,280
He was the famous comedian who said all the slurs remember you they say all the slurs.

450
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:05,280
Yeah.

451
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,280
Yeah.

452
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,280
And then he also.

453
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,280
I think that was George Garland.

454
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,280
No.

455
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,880
I think it was George Garland.

456
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,880
Jeff Garland does hardcore history.

457
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:13,880
Great podcast.

458
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:14,880
Yep.

459
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,880
Jeff Garland.

460
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:16,880
Dan Garland did that one.

461
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:17,880
No.

462
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:18,880
Jeff Garland.

463
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:19,880
Oh my bad.

464
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:20,880
Yeah.

465
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:21,880
How about instead of Bill Hicks.

466
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:22,880
Bill Hickok.

467
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:23,880
Okay.

468
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,880
Yeah.

469
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:25,880
Should we call John and ask him.

470
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:26,880
Jesus.

471
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:27,880
Nah.

472
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:28,880
He never picks up.

473
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:29,880
We'll see.

474
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:30,880
He knows better.

475
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:31,880
You try to call him.

476
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:32,880
No.

477
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:33,880
It's a Sunday.

478
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:34,880
He's never picks up.

479
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:35,880
He's right.

480
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:36,880
We've called him on the podcast.

481
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:37,880
He's probably a church.

482
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:38,880
Well he used to pick up.

483
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:43,680
Let's call someone that would never be in church.

484
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:44,680
Dylan Roof.

485
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:45,680
Chris Damon.

486
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,680
Yeah.

487
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:47,680
Chris Damon.

488
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,680
He'll probably be a Satan church.

489
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,680
He might be at the anti-church.

490
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,680
Yeah.

491
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:53,680
Satan church.

492
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:54,680
I just don't know.

493
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,800
I remember Elon talking about it out.

494
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,680
We could have just nuked all the countries.

495
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,880
We just taken control of every country and we didn't.

496
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:03,880
What were we thinking?

497
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:04,880
Yeah.

498
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:05,880
We had the nukes.

499
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,760
No one else had nukes.

500
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,360
We could have showed no mercy.

501
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,360
Yeah.

502
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:11,360
But we showed mercy.

503
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,120
But then we're overextended.

504
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,840
It's nice that we have our own content pretty much.

505
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,840
Too big to fail.

506
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:17,840
It's like Amazon.

507
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:18,840
Yeah.

508
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,680
Well the problem, well, now we'd be killing the Roman Empire.

509
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,640
We'd be too expanded.

510
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:31,800
Well, what we're doing, what we should be doing, we're strategically, is proxy wars

511
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,040
and territories.

512
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:40,200
We should have gone back in time and me, you and Jason could take over the Roman Empire

513
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:44,520
now with just three machine guns and enough ammo.

514
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,520
I mean, yeah.

515
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,520
How much ammo do we need?

516
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,880
How much can we take back cheaply?

517
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,880
How much can we carry?

518
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,640
I'm getting pretty strong from building the deck.

519
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,120
Because if we're creative, you don't need that many bullets.

520
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,120
You just show the right people.

521
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,320
The only thing is, I don't know how far he can hike.

522
00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,760
Yeah, no, it's time travel.

523
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,760
It'll be a whole nother issue.

524
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:02,760
Logistically.

525
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,320
I don't know if they'd be able to beam him through.

526
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,320
No, I don't know.

527
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,640
The wormhole is only so big.

528
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,120
It's built for a worm.

529
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:16,000
Also it's funny, you could go back in time and just with one modern tank, you just take

530
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,240
out the whole Spartan army.

531
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,240
And that's the dream, really.

532
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:21,240
Because they can't get in.

533
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,240
What are they going to do with spears?

534
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,240
Yeah, good luck.

535
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:28,280
I mean, I guess they could shove spears into the gun thing, but then you just shoot.

536
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,240
No, and you'd have to have men brave enough to do that.

537
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:34,560
I don't know if they make those anymore back then.

538
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:41,560
Yeah, they don't make, maybe some, they don't make like maybe special forces, some special

539
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,120
forces that are like, I'm willing to die, whatever.

540
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,520
Yeah, special term.

541
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:51,120
I want to see, I want to look up like what current Japanese special forces there are.

542
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:55,320
Because I know they still have the honor code, not to the extent they did back in the day.

543
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,200
I just think honor is so beautiful.

544
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,520
He can change everyone's life.

545
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,520
Honor.

546
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,320
And they can barely say it and it can still change their whole life.

547
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,320
I know.

548
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:09,320
They say like, like Hannah, kind of like, Anna, Anna, Hannah.

549
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:13,360
This is something all those parents that they don't have the bumper sticker on their

550
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:17,000
car that their kid was on the honor roll means their kid had to commit Topoko.

551
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:22,840
Yeah, it's just like, where are the parents with the, my kid was a Kamikaze pilot.

552
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:23,840
Yeah.

553
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,240
No one bumper sticker to say that.

554
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,240
Yeah.

555
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,240
One time I had to, I had to commit.

556
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,240
Kamikaze pilot.

557
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:31,240
Kamikaze pilot.

558
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:32,240
I had to commit Supuku.

559
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,240
Kamikamikamikamikamala Harris.

560
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:34,240
Kamikaze Harris.

561
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:35,240
I had to commit Supuku.

562
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:47,120
So I ate a lot of soup, a lot of hot soup, but I thought I was going to die.

563
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,120
But I just failed Supuku attempt.

564
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,120
Oh, wow.

565
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,120
Yeah.

566
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,120
That's actually, that's scary.

567
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,120
Yeah, I know.

568
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:54,120
Have you failed at it?

569
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,120
Because I mean, it's pretty hard to fail at it.

570
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,120
He commits a Pogu for attention.

571
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:04,560
In the traditional way, you have a second guy that decapitates you.

572
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,400
Whoa, the attention battle in Japan.

573
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,320
And you get to pick your second, you know, it's normally your best friend too, which

574
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,320
is kind of funny.

575
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,120
I heard he attempted to just for attention.

576
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,120
It's like, I will honorably cut off my best friend's head.

577
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,520
I was like, no, I want someone else to do that.

578
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:21,520
What?

579
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:28,240
I have a pact with my buddy, Jared in England, shout out first patron.

580
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:34,680
He, we have a bet that whoever dies first, the other one has to get a tattoo, a large

581
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,360
tattoo of the other person's face on the back of their calf.

582
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,360
That's weird.

583
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:43,840
Well, he's, I went to high school.

584
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,760
He lives in England now.

585
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:46,760
He's from here.

586
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,760
He's only been there for a few years.

587
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,760
It's a trader.

588
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,920
Well, I packed with the trader.

589
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,400
No, no, no, no trader.

590
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:57,400
I'm a trader.

591
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,560
I'm a trader trading securities trader.

592
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,680
You're trading securities with them.

593
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,280
No, I can't because he's in England.

594
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,240
You have a pact with a total trader to the US.

595
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,760
Well, it's a guess.

596
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,000
We guess how he ended up there.

597
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,920
The old ball and chain made him go there.

598
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:16,920
What the hell?

599
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:17,920
Fucking.

600
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:18,920
Okay.

601
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:19,920
Yeah.

602
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:20,920
So you can't talk about the queen.

603
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:21,920
You can't blame him.

604
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,920
He's beautiful.

605
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:23,920
He's clean.

606
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,360
You know, does own the real queen.

607
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:31,440
But now Asia's going to get on Lynn Jones.

608
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,040
Sounds like a good movie.

609
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:40,680
If you ask me looking for a Southeast passage, let's talk about it.

610
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:41,840
About sexuality.

611
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:42,840
Question.

612
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,160
Is that Silk Road indeed?

613
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,160
Thank God.

614
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,160
Question.

615
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:52,640
Is that that award that the Golden Gorilla?

616
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:58,200
That's the word you get at the event, the billionaire thing.

617
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,200
What?

618
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,200
What a word.

619
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,200
Shout out to Pete Diddy.

620
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,200
Yeah.

621
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,560
That was Pete Diddy's event, right?

622
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,560
I think it was.

623
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:08,560
What was?

624
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:09,560
Yeah.

625
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:10,560
No, I got lent that from.

626
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,560
We don't want to show his ass.

627
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:13,560
No.

628
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:14,560
It broke up.

629
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,560
Yeah.

630
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,560
It's got two assholes.

631
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,920
Well, I did it on purpose that it would match me.

632
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:23,600
So yeah, it reminds me of that video where the gorilla runs in and shows his ass to the

633
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,600
camera.

634
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:32,600
This is solid gold and legitimately is what they give you at the billionaire B club.

635
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:35,520
It's very cool.

636
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:36,520
Yeah.

637
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:41,440
This is a video on Instagram where two monkeys come with a stretcher and they put the third

638
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,200
monkey on the stretcher and they try and lift it and the monkey just falls through the

639
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:48,000
middle and then the monkey is going on the stretcher just stands up like he was never

640
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
hurt.

641
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,000
He's a prank.

642
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,560
What are you crazy video?

643
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:57,520
What do you what do you consume other than people with downs and animals doing weird

644
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:58,520
things?

645
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,000
I don't consume people with downs.

646
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,120
What does that even mean?

647
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,120
Consume.

648
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,120
I mean, you eat people.

649
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:09,520
I've watched a lot of animal videos sometimes as a consumer of media.

650
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:10,520
Here, I'll tell you.

651
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,520
I'll just describe what I mean.

652
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,680
Yeah, there's consumers and this is one of my favorites.

653
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:18,720
I thought they were just a bunch of monkeys and they're like walking together.

654
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:19,720
You were sitting.

655
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:20,720
Yeah, it's kind of cool.

656
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:23,400
Yeah, you see they're all they're all quite gay.

657
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,800
No, that's really cool.

658
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:25,800
Yeah, that's I got it.

659
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:26,800
That's like an elephant.

660
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:27,800
It happens in nature.

661
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:28,800
Elephant walk is.

662
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,800
I see one here.

663
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,840
Andre pretends to get this is it.

664
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:37,120
So we put a frog on the back of a turtle and the turtle is running around the room.

665
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,120
That's pretty cool.

666
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,120
Hey guys, check out.

667
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:40,120
It's it's called.

668
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,120
Check out my Instagram feed.

669
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,520
What can I hit that?

670
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,520
This?

671
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,360
I'm going to let me get lightheaded.

672
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,960
Well, first you have to.

673
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:50,960
Well, first.

674
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,960
Okay, well, hold on.

675
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:53,960
Hold on.

676
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:54,960
Say no, Mac.

677
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:55,960
No, no, no, I am.

678
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:56,960
I am going to jump in through.

679
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:01,800
Oh, no, I was going to say I want to let I want to let you do a judgment first.

680
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,800
Okay, so.

681
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:11,120
Well, I come up with an accusation or something that somebody could be guilty or innocent of.

682
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,120
Max a trader.

683
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,120
Wait, wait.

684
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,720
That's not going to help your case.

685
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:19,000
Well, okay, I thought that's doing what you told me to do.

686
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,120
Yeah, but something that's like real.

687
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:25,800
Eric Andre is a funny video.

688
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:29,400
He's pretending to get our worded by gorilla.

689
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:33,080
There are word guilty of having the video.

690
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,280
Was it the grape ape?

691
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,280
It's probably.

692
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,120
I got me some grape in it.

693
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,200
I got me some grape.

694
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,520
My girl gets the same thing that you guys are smoking.

695
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:46,520
She coughs like crazy.

696
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,040
I know Dylan has been like coughing like crazy.

697
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:55,040
Like there's no there's it's got to be hurting you like and also people who smoke cigarettes

698
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,040
don't cough like this.

699
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,040
Maybe we can adjust.

700
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,400
No, I have it on full blast mode.

701
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,600
Got all these numbers on it.

702
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:02,960
It's tracking me.

703
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,800
I mean, people who smoke.

704
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:05,800
Yeah.

705
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:06,800
Yeah.

706
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:07,800
It's a Christian to me.

707
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:11,640
It's kind of like it's kind of like the wallet company that I need an email back from before

708
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,360
we can talk about.

709
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:17,680
But there is I want the tea on something from you, Jason.

710
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:21,280
I got the Olympic flame hoax in my feed.

711
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,600
What's up?

712
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,600
I want the tea.

713
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:27,160
I want the tea on something from you.

714
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:34,600
I've been I've been trying to find good like a steeper tea that can make myself if someone

715
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,240
like sends it to my door or something.

716
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,840
You want some cool Steve or a club?

717
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,240
Spill the tea and it's not cool.

718
00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:40,240
Wait, what's that?

719
00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:41,480
Why'd you tell us that?

720
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:42,480
Cool Steve or club.com.

721
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,480
It's a website where I get all my tea.

722
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,120
So you're saying it's exactly what I'm looking for and cool.

723
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,400
Yeah, I don't mean gossip.

724
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,880
I mean actual tea folks.

725
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:50,880
Hot or cold.

726
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:51,880
I make cold.

727
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:52,880
It comes with the pictures.

728
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:53,880
You make cold routine.

729
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,920
Put it in the picture and it makes it overnight and then you have a whole routine.

730
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:57,920
Cool Steve or club.com.

731
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:03,080
And actually just now we got a promo code bad comedy where you get 25% off a checkup.

732
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,080
Bad comedy.

733
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,960
And go on cool Steve or that comment.

734
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,880
Say hello to Tom.

735
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,640
You said cool steeper club pretty poorly right there.

736
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:13,640
Cool steeper steeper.

737
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:20,480
It's like stepper with an extra E. Yeah, cool stepper and then one P.

738
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,560
Cool stepping in my air.

739
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:23,560
Steve.

740
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:28,680
Okay, like a steep set of stairs.

741
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:35,240
Cool stepper club.

742
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:37,360
This mountain's not steep.

743
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:43,520
Guys, remember you get basically 100% off if you do the math with promo code B as in

744
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:50,360
boy A as in Adam Addis D as in David Donick Adam Addis that guy should take some advice

745
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:51,360
from the sea.

746
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:52,360
Too many good.

747
00:45:52,360 --> 00:46:03,960
No space, no space, C as in Connor Cowley, O as in Oscar Carvajal, M as in Matt Brown,

748
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:09,800
E as in Edgar Allen Poe, D as in David Donick.

749
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,520
It's a box truck.

750
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,520
Y as in.

751
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,720
Hey, why the hell not?

752
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:15,720
Yeah.

753
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:16,720
Why is it?

754
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:17,720
Yeah, baby.

755
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:21,120
Get the product because it's awesome.

756
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:22,920
And Jason has it all the time.

757
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:26,160
He just finished it out of his Dunkin Donuts cup.

758
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,160
That's what he uses because it's a base kind of cup.

759
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,160
I like a big cup.

760
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:30,480
Because he's a big boy.

761
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:31,480
You're a big boy.

762
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,480
It's like a cup to fill.

763
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:35,480
You're a big boy.

764
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,480
You know me?

765
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:37,480
That's how it talks to Cooper.

766
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:38,480
The dog.

767
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:39,480
Sorry.

768
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:44,400
I don't want to show you a dog.

769
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,400
Michael Cooper.

770
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,160
Is your dog named after Michael Cooper?

771
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,160
Yeah.

772
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:49,160
Michael Cooper is a fascist.

773
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,160
Yeah.

774
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,080
Michael Cooper is a farce.

775
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,080
Yeah.

776
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,580
He really is a farce.

777
00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:58,000
Got on the wall of ops for doing nothing.

778
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000
No work.

779
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,160
He is a black hole of nothingness.

780
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:09,960
And he's a communist and has never probably done any research in his life on Stalin.

781
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,400
He doesn't even know which Olympians are trans or not.

782
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,040
He has no idea which Olympians are trans.

783
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,240
He's an apologist of every issue.

784
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:22,680
So he likes what Stalin did, which was kill like probably 10 million of his own people

785
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:23,680
that were poor.

786
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:24,680
Stalin apologist.

787
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:25,680
Yeah.

788
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:29,160
I'm sorry for what he did.

789
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,800
He's a Mao Zedong fan.

790
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,800
You know, it's good.

791
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,960
More like mouth is a dong.

792
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:39,480
Because I don't care about a word he says out of his mouth.

793
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,160
I ratioed him here.

794
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,680
You got two likes on his post.

795
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,120
And then I got three laugh emojis on my post.

796
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:47,120
Good.

797
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:51,600
So Brian Rowe posted something and then Max storage copied and pasted it into the comment.

798
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:52,600
I like that.

799
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,600
I like that.

800
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,600
I don't know if I hit like, but I like it.

801
00:47:55,600 --> 00:48:02,040
I hit love just on the comment only because I mean Max sources are only live listener.

802
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,400
So I mean, that's enough.

803
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:05,840
Is that not enough Max?

804
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:09,280
He's the number one roast battler in the world.

805
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:13,480
So we've been Paul Farrakhan taking days at him for a long time.

806
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,480
He never responded.

807
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:15,480
Where does that make us?

808
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,680
Check out Pringles only number one in the world.

809
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:18,680
Yeah, dude.

810
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,640
Honestly, he probably doesn't have time or probably below his pay grade.

811
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:25,080
There's no idea for what for the podcast for him to come and roast us.

812
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,520
We just been taking.

813
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:30,280
He did agree to do the podcast one time and we set a date, but it was like so far away

814
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,840
that everyone just forgot about it.

815
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:36,640
He's scared to come on the podcast.

816
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:37,880
He's been on like three times.

817
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:38,880
He's scared.

818
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,880
He was me and I Paul Farrakhan.

819
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,360
No, Max storage.

820
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,640
Oh, you're so rich.

821
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,960
Don't we still have a day for Paul Farrakhan like November?

822
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:49,960
I legit do not know.

823
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:50,960
That was like last year.

824
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:51,960
That was last year.

825
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:52,960
Paul Farrakhan.

826
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:56,680
I legit think we made the date and then just didn't everyone forgot about it.

827
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:57,680
Paul Farrakhan.

828
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:59,080
Check out Pringles only.

829
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,600
It's really good podcast.

830
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:04,120
It's it's you can only one Pringle and it's really hard.

831
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,640
I saw him interview and Kevin Bozeman recently on some.

832
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,400
It's kind of like a podcast.

833
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:13,800
It's a Pringles only is kind of like the hot sauce, the wing challenge, you know, with

834
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:18,440
the different hot sauces, except you can only one Pringle is a bunch of Pringles.

835
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:19,440
Good luck.

836
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:20,440
Yeah.

837
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:21,440
Discipline on camera.

838
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,960
And Osimo was the first guest on it.

839
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:27,960
Animal because he said you can't eat this one Pringle.

840
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,200
And it's just, you know, what is this a marketing?

841
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,640
The way is he was even purchased by Pringles for years.

842
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,920
He might be owned by Pringles.

843
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,480
He's a Pringle comic.

844
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:39,440
I remember I told him this hilarious joke.

845
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,440
You should sell better call.

846
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:45,000
Is that a better call Paul T shirts you should sell better call Saul T shirts.

847
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,960
And then he walked away and unfollowed me on Instagram.

848
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:48,960
Yeah.

849
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:53,560
Hey, remember I bought the teacher and I said you should sell better call Paul Saul

850
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:54,560
at once.

851
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:55,800
And he laughed really hard.

852
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,800
And I go, you remember Max said that to you and he said, who's Mac?

853
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:00,800
So who's.

854
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:05,080
Anyway, I got a better call Paul T shirts.

855
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:06,080
It's fucking awesome.

856
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:07,080
He knows precisely.

857
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,960
It's like one of the it's one of the most he doesn't want to.

858
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,080
It's one of the most cheaply made merges.

859
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,080
Yeah.

860
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:17,320
I think he also gave me like a live strong bracelet for Parkinson's.

861
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:18,320
Wow.

862
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:19,320
Yeah.

863
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,600
Pretty sure that's just for when you have one big ball.

864
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,720
You should make it better call Paul Kinson's disease.

865
00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:26,720
Yeah.

866
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:29,080
I might tell him that when I see you.

867
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,080
You should.

868
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:31,240
You should buy a shirt.

869
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,240
It's 20 bucks.

870
00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:33,240
Better call Paul.

871
00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:34,240
What about Paul Farrakhan?

872
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:35,240
What about Paul Farrakhan?

873
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:40,120
Farrakhan, who Paul Farrakhan had?

874
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:44,120
Oh, that sounds like that could be like a Italian ball.

875
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:46,720
A fabric on Paulie fabric ony.

876
00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:47,720
Maybe.

877
00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:48,720
Yeah.

878
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:49,720
Market towards the Italian.

879
00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:50,720
Yeah.

880
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:51,720
Yeah.

881
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:52,720
You can get a big.

882
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:53,720
It's a lot of it.

883
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:57,600
There's a lot of Italians out there and that one and then does not always look a pharaoh

884
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:58,600
around.

885
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,120
He's Egyptian also.

886
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,520
So that doesn't count.

887
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:02,520
And then who's that?

888
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:03,520
Who's that famous one?

889
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,080
That's from Erelynton Heights.

890
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,080
I said Luca Prego.

891
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,320
No, it's a famous one.

892
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,520
Famous super super talent.

893
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:11,520
Luca Prego.

894
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,920
The sauce from the sauce fortune.

895
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:15,920
It's his name.

896
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,920
Manascalco.

897
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:17,920
Yeah.

898
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:18,920
Manascalco.

899
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:19,920
He's not around all the time.

900
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,920
So.

901
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:21,920
Canopregno.

902
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,360
My mom makes the best Manascalco.

903
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:24,360
Sebastian Canopregno.

904
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,360
I like that.

905
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:26,360
Me and my brothers.

906
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:27,360
We need it.

907
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:28,360
Sebastian Canopregno.

908
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,360
Okay.

909
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:30,360
I like that.

910
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,360
Luca Prego.

911
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,360
Luca pregnant.

912
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:33,360
Prego.

913
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,360
I like that sauce.

914
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:36,360
It means hello.

915
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,360
He's Egyptian.

916
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:38,360
Something like that.

917
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:46,480
We need we need like an Irish a good Irish American comic that talks about potatoes.

918
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:50,720
You know, and they're like a potato famine.

919
00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:51,720
Irish.

920
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:53,760
It's like the potato famine.

921
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:55,760
What's up with that?

922
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,200
My mom makes the best potatoes.

923
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,280
A rubber fixed pan.

924
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,280
Yeah.

925
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:01,280
Wild is the tell.

926
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:06,920
No, it's really we should make a bad make a bad comedy.

927
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:12,120
I did a Luca Farrow and Vic Panjish show on Friday.

928
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,120
Wow.

929
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,120
You really are a traitor to them.

930
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,960
So he's coming up in the scene.

931
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:16,960
This is my best friend.

932
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:17,960
Are you Jason?

933
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:18,960
I love those guys.

934
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,280
Jason, you you betrayed us.

935
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:21,280
Of these guys.

936
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:25,720
I'm one of the you're the Illuminati now of Chicago.

937
00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:26,720
I'm one of the white guys.

938
00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:28,400
Jason Tyler Fowler show.

939
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:31,240
And next week we'll be doing like a year at the comedy club.

940
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:32,240
We'll be doing the show.

941
00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:33,240
Okay.

942
00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:39,160
You're fine then because Paul was on it.

943
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:43,080
It was me and Paul and and then after us was diesel hate poll.

944
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,240
I don't never hate Paul.

945
00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:47,240
I just don't trust him.

946
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:48,240
I'm kind of scared.

947
00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:51,360
Well, you don't trust him to have your back.

948
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,040
Yeah, like I think he would drown me to get out of it.

949
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:59,560
If like he was like mildly in trouble, he would he would not like he would throw me

950
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:00,560
under the bus.

951
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:05,720
And also if he committed a crime with you, he'd be the first to flip so quickly.

952
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:06,720
I wouldn't flip.

953
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:07,720
Yeah, he would flip.

954
00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:09,600
He's the guy who had ran on everybody.

955
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:13,880
I don't write you guys would all read on me and I'd be I'd be like that wouldn't

956
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:14,880
rat.

957
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,240
I would be the one who the Rico case was about.

958
00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:19,600
I would be the whole system.

959
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:23,280
So everybody would be ratting on me in a Rico case and I'd have to take the charges for

960
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,280
everybody else.

961
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,280
You would read.

962
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:26,280
You would definitely read.

963
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:27,840
I'm the big boss like young.

964
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:29,800
I can only commit crimes with dealing.

965
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:33,680
I don't think me and don't like slime and you guys are all my slime.

966
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:34,680
That's I would never.

967
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:35,680
I would never read.

968
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:36,680
I would never read.

969
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:40,040
I thought I was maybe we should do a blood oath for bad.

970
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,040
Oh man.

971
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,040
And we're back to the park.

972
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,600
Welcome back, folks.

973
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:46,320
We cut out to do a thing that we think YouTube doesn't like.

974
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,800
There's no way that was cool for you to.

975
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:55,440
Yeah, so we've been we've been talking about.

976
00:53:55,440 --> 00:54:00,520
So history, there's always a Scottish guy for you free folks.

977
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:06,040
We talk about this, you know, on the Patreon, but there's a Scottish guy in every war, no

978
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:07,520
matter where it is across the world.

979
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,520
There's always some Scottish guy.

980
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:16,200
I don't know where, whether it's in the Middle East, it's in Africa, wherever it is, it's

981
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,200
it's always a Scottish guy.

982
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,080
So shout out to Scottish for that.

983
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:21,960
But they're otherwise their culture sucks.

984
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:23,720
Otherwise it's horrendous.

985
00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:25,560
Everything dresses as man skirts.

986
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,680
Yes, skirts, horrible bagpipe music.

987
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:28,680
No underwear.

988
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:29,680
Being ugly.

989
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,680
Red hair.

990
00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:39,360
So but they balance it out by having kind of a savior in every single battle in war.

991
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,360
Yeah.

992
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,000
Which is which is pretty cool of them.

993
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,000
They're trying.

994
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000
It sounds like they're trying hard to compensate.

995
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,320
Trying to over for their lack of bad.

996
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:48,320
Their lack of good culture.

997
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:49,320
Yeah.

998
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:50,320
I like Australia.

999
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:51,320
Isn't it kind of like cool England?

1000
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:52,320
Yeah.

1001
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,320
Yeah.

1002
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:54,320
They took all the cool people from England.

1003
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,840
Well, if you're in prison, you're cool.

1004
00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:00,400
It's all that they took them all the cool people and put them in another.

1005
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:01,400
Yeah.

1006
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:02,840
So it's all the descendants of.

1007
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:03,840
Yeah.

1008
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,080
And let them train with like crazy animals and like nature.

1009
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,080
Yeah.

1010
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:09,080
They're all like crocodile hunters.

1011
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:11,080
They have to like fist fight with spiders.

1012
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:12,080
Yeah.

1013
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,080
That's how big this was.

1014
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:17,080
That video of that guy punching the kangaroo.

1015
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,080
Yeah.

1016
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,080
Holding the dog hostage.

1017
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:20,080
Yeah.

1018
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,080
Why was the kangaroo holding the dog?

1019
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:23,400
It's so weird.

1020
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:27,800
I think they think dogs are they're like trying to like be in love with dogs.

1021
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:28,800
Kangaroos.

1022
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:29,800
I was trying to.

1023
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:34,760
I mean, it looked like they were he's trying to cuddle it because they don't eat that.

1024
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:35,760
Do that.

1025
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:36,760
Like kangaroos are vegetarian.

1026
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,760
No, but they can still kill, you know.

1027
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:39,760
Yeah, I know.

1028
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:44,520
But like when he had the dog, he was like hugging it and cuddling it or strangling it.

1029
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:45,520
Yeah, maybe.

1030
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:46,520
Yeah.

1031
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:50,960
Maybe a little bit of both kangaroos have pockets built into their body that rules.

1032
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:51,960
Yeah.

1033
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:53,840
I'm going to like the cargo pants.

1034
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,680
I'm going to invent that.

1035
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:59,840
And then once our sponsor that needs to get back to me.

1036
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:04,000
Oh, I'm going to tell them to invent that.

1037
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,520
We should bring back cargo pants.

1038
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:07,800
Baggy pants are kind of coming back.

1039
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:08,800
Did you see that bag?

1040
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,320
I think has been taking pictures of baggy pants.

1041
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:13,960
Well, because I never got into the tight jeans.

1042
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:15,960
That's kind of a Dylan thing.

1043
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:17,960
Come on.

1044
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,040
I'm not making fun of you.

1045
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:22,600
A lot of people think you're jeans.

1046
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,680
I'm like, I know it was.

1047
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,960
But I just like my clothes are naturally tight.

1048
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:29,960
I like regular jeans.

1049
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,880
You know, I don't need to buy tight jeans.

1050
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,160
I'm already naturally barely fitting in them.

1051
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:35,160
I like regular jeans.

1052
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:41,680
But the problem is I were I put some more stuff in my pockets of like two vapes, a wallet,

1053
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:46,600
a phone, drugs, a knife.

1054
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:52,760
It looks like I have like thigh pads on.

1055
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:53,760
You're hurting yourself.

1056
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:54,760
Yeah.

1057
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,200
I've gone that way.

1058
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:01,240
They'll probably ban those from YouTube eventually.

1059
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:02,240
Blood oaths.

1060
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:04,240
No, but vapes.

1061
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:05,240
No.

1062
00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:09,720
Sometimes you have to put like a they haven't been smoking cigarettes.

1063
00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:14,480
I did get like a warning on something the other day I turned on and said warning that

1064
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:18,000
people in this video may be smoking tobacco.

1065
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,000
Really?

1066
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000
Yeah.

1067
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,000
I think it was on Twitch.

1068
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:27,120
I need to figure out why the Google thing tweaks every time I try to see what we did

1069
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,120
wrong.

1070
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:32,200
It just I don't think I think they just don't actually really tell you.

1071
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,400
No, but they have a button like what?

1072
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:35,400
What?

1073
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:37,600
I know, but I don't think they don't care enough.

1074
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,760
It'll be like you just it was the bad.

1075
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:43,840
They said they always say it's shocking and I kind of find that as a compliment.

1076
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,600
You know, I find that kind of shocking.

1077
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,400
Yeah, it's getting a little predictable.

1078
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:51,760
Yeah, I find it shocking getting suppressed by YouTube again.

1079
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:57,560
I know that I mean if John Hickox can you do a blood oath if John Hickox what can you

1080
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:03,440
do guys if John Hickox fan base goes to war against YouTube censorship and I think we're

1081
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:04,440
good.

1082
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:09,280
I mean, I don't I don't think it's not going to do anything.

1083
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:12,480
No, I mean like because they would just like go to physical war.

1084
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:15,280
Oh, yeah, let them go to physical war.

1085
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:16,280
That's true.

1086
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:20,600
We'll kind of learn the lesson wherever it's going to be.

1087
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,280
He's also got I mean, Tucker Carlson's big fan.

1088
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:25,400
He's got voices out there.

1089
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:26,400
I'm sure.

1090
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,400
Yeah, he's talking to that black conservative guy.

1091
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:30,400
The black conservative rules.

1092
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:32,400
A lot of good points there.

1093
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:33,400
He grew up.

1094
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:34,400
HMLK.

1095
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:35,400
He does hit MLK.

1096
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:36,400
Yeah.

1097
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,400
Who hates MLK?

1098
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:38,400
Black guy.

1099
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,400
It's like crazy.

1100
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:40,400
Yeah.

1101
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:43,480
But he makes a lot of good points.

1102
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:48,200
He's saying in the speech it's all about we're not free yet and it's like I thought I was

1103
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:49,200
free.

1104
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:54,320
Yeah, it's kind of saying what's this guy just kind of trying to make me feel like I'm

1105
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:55,820
not free anymore.

1106
00:58:55,820 --> 00:59:00,520
This guy was one of the more he was actually one of the more rational like because there

1107
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:05,520
are some crazy like black conservatives that are just clearly just like saying retarded

1108
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:06,520
shit.

1109
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:11,520
He's like is always apologizing for his service.

1110
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:12,520
He loves them.

1111
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:13,520
Well, I'm a I'm a black conservative myself.

1112
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:14,520
He's a diehard.

1113
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:16,320
I lean right more than I lean left socially.

1114
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:20,800
I don't I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm a Lib.

1115
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:21,800
Irritarian.

1116
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:25,200
He leans over for them to have to make love to his butthole.

1117
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:28,440
No, I don't I'm not going to I'm not going to let a party claim me.

1118
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:29,680
I go to parties.

1119
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:30,680
I party.

1120
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:31,680
Okay.

1121
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:32,680
I'm not I'm not.

1122
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:33,680
He's a rebutt.

1123
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:34,680
He's a rebutt.

1124
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,680
You know what's dumb?

1125
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,680
You know what's dumb about all these?

1126
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:41,480
All these politicians in these different parties.

1127
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:44,680
It's his butthole cause all these people in these different parties.

1128
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,680
He's liberal with no none of them even party.

1129
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:51,880
Yeah, he's because he's pretty liberal with the conservatives.

1130
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,680
He's fiscally conservative.

1131
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,680
Yeah, I mean, I mean, liberal.

1132
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:57,080
You're you're you're you're fissile.

1133
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,680
You're fissile because he's got a liberal.

1134
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:00,680
He's got a fissile.

1135
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:05,680
He's got a fissile.

1136
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,680
I got fissile in there first.

1137
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:08,680
It's fissile.

1138
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:10,680
I said fissile first.

1139
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:11,680
An accident.

1140
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:12,680
No, he didn't.

1141
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,680
Yeah, you're copying us.

1142
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:20,680
I said if you're fister, I fissile liberal with your ass.

1143
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:21,680
Yeah, you are.

1144
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:22,680
You are.

1145
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:23,680
You want to fist our assholes.

1146
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:24,680
You said I know you are.

1147
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:25,680
But what am I?

1148
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:29,680
You got you got a you got an ass full of fist.

1149
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:30,680
I'm rubber.

1150
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:31,680
I'm rubber.

1151
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:32,680
You're glue.

1152
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:33,680
Whatever you say.

1153
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:34,680
Bounce off to me and six to you.

1154
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:35,680
You're asked fully fist.

1155
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:38,680
It turns out full of fist turns out you're asked full of fist.

1156
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:39,680
No way, bro.

1157
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:40,680
Yeah, that's not true.

1158
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:41,680
Well, I got you.

1159
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:42,680
There's no proof.

1160
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,680
Turns out it is true.

1161
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:45,680
Oh, there's no evidence.

1162
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:46,680
Yep.

1163
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:47,680
It turns out there's evidence.

1164
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:48,680
Uh-oh.

1165
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:49,680
Fake news.

1166
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:50,680
Turns out it's real news.

1167
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,680
Actually, I got it.

1168
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:53,680
Fact checkers on this.

1169
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:55,680
It turns out it's a false.

1170
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:56,680
Who will won that?

1171
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,680
I won that at the end.

1172
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,680
Nope.com and says you're wrong.

1173
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:01,680
What is it?

1174
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:02,680
Max Gay.

1175
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:03,680
Hung jury.

1176
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:04,680
What the heck?

1177
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:05,680
What the heck?

1178
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:06,680
I'm gonna have to.

1179
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,680
That was a hung jury.

1180
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:09,680
It was it.

1181
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:10,680
It was Alex Luchin's favorite jury.

1182
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:15,680
I got the guy who blew Obama here saying he also made love to you.

1183
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:16,680
Obamacare.

1184
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:17,680
The guy who blew Obama.

1185
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:18,680
Trust me.

1186
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:19,680
You don't want to.

1187
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:20,680
I got him here.

1188
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:21,680
He says he also made love to you.

1189
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:22,680
That guy really got some Obamacare.

1190
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:23,680
I'll tell you that much.

1191
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:24,680
Thanks.

1192
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:25,680
Thanks.

1193
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:26,680
Thanks.

1194
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:27,680
Yeah.

1195
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:28,680
Thanks.

1196
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:29,680
Thanks to Obama.

1197
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:30,680
Yeah.

1198
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:31,680
Whenever gay sex.

1199
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:32,680
Yeah.

1200
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:33,680
He loves drones.

1201
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:37,680
He loves just droning all about we're going to change things.

1202
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:42,680
We're done and then just have them stay the same and then just drone strike everybody.

1203
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:44,680
Fucking your ass.

1204
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:45,680
Yeah.

1205
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:46,680
He should.

1206
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:50,480
He should join the WWE and his name should be drone.

1207
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:53,680
Drone bomber drone.

1208
01:01:53,680 --> 01:02:00,680
We had to create a characters during Obama's election and WWE game video game and it was

1209
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:10,380
it was a Barack to bomb Obama and elbow Jiden and I made up elbow Jiden and all his moves

1210
01:02:10,380 --> 01:02:11,680
were elbow moves.

1211
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:12,680
Wow.

1212
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:13,680
That's pretty funny.

1213
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:14,680
Yeah.

1214
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:15,680
Elbow Jiden.

1215
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:16,680
Why didn't they were in tag team.

1216
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:18,920
Why didn't the Republican Party pick like Nikki Haley?

1217
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,680
Barack to bomb Obama.

1218
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:23,680
Because they knew Trump.

1219
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:24,680
That's all they need.

1220
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:25,680
Oh they want Ohio.

1221
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:28,680
That's why Trump is a gold mine.

1222
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:29,680
Yeah.

1223
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:30,680
It doesn't matter for him.

1224
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:31,680
Yeah.

1225
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,680
He's got probably a Kingston mine.

1226
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:34,680
Yeah.

1227
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:37,680
He's the king of the mines and the Mayans.

1228
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:39,680
He's he's a he's a God in the heart.

1229
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:40,680
He might be.

1230
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:41,680
Well I'm God.

1231
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:45,680
He's actually my son come back in a new body.

1232
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:46,680
A new husk.

1233
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,680
I could see it.

1234
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:49,680
Yeah.

1235
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:50,680
Yeah.

1236
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:56,680
But hey it's a husk because I was always told I was husky.

1237
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:58,680
It means you've got a lot of things like a husk.

1238
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:06,680
Well like like you could say that your your human body is a husk husk.

1239
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:09,180
Like corn husk is anything that surrounds it.

1240
01:03:09,180 --> 01:03:11,680
So husky means a you just yours doubled up on husk.

1241
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:13,680
You have a lot of husks.

1242
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:16,680
A lot of a lot of layers of skin just added.

1243
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:18,680
Joe McMahon is do a joke.

1244
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:19,680
You told me this one.

1245
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:22,680
He said he didn't like condoms because they don't make him in his size.

1246
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:24,680
He wears a children's husky.

1247
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:35,680
I do remember when I when I was a kid my parents to me they wouldn't call like XL jeans.

1248
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:38,680
They would call it husky and I thought it was cool.

1249
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:39,680
Yeah.

1250
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:40,680
That's true.

1251
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:41,680
That's what it was made for.

1252
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:42,680
He didn't feel like you were fat.

1253
01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:44,680
I didn't like that my parents were like you're just really fat.

1254
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,680
It's funny that we were fat kids.

1255
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:47,680
Yeah.

1256
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:50,180
And then until the beginning of high school and I got not fat.

1257
01:03:50,180 --> 01:03:51,180
I've been fat.

1258
01:03:51,180 --> 01:03:52,180
I've been I've been straight true.

1259
01:03:52,180 --> 01:03:53,680
You guys are fakers.

1260
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:58,680
No we're just a don't have don't have elephant legs.

1261
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:02,680
No it's called being a poor poser.

1262
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:09,680
I need I need these elephant legs to support my elephant cock.

1263
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:13,680
I have to believe that.

1264
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:15,680
One twenty four.

1265
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:20,680
I forgot the time stamp. Don't forget the time stamp. I'm just gonna not edit anything out.

1266
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:27,680
I do. I do. I do want the blood. What's our what's our monetization rate on YouTube right now?

1267
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:38,680
Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Yeah, we I mean, are they they what is it really?

1268
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:43,680
No, we don't we don't make any money on YouTube because they but luckily we don't have any full

1269
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:53,680
strikes. We don't have any full strikes. So the bad news is we're not making it money. The good news is

1270
01:04:53,680 --> 01:05:00,680
we're not getting kicked off. Yeah, we're not getting kicked off, but our views are definitely getting suppressed.

1271
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:07,680
Okay, are there are there to show the good news is to less people. There's no good news because we violate

1272
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:19,680
all the policies. Yeah. Also, it's a very unlikeable show or or a very lovable show. Or or that. Yeah. Yeah.

1273
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:27,680
I mean, what I guess both. So we got really cool smart guy. That's me. And then you got fat guy and retard.

1274
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:37,680
We got a lot of close on the IQ, but 50 points was still passed. I didn't tell you that was a BP before his gum tip.

1275
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:41,680
That was a BPD test. You were on the borderline of being retarded.

1276
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:50,680
I was the edit a lot. You guys each one of us send the R word on this episode. I know. Yeah, you got BPD borderline.

1277
01:05:50,680 --> 01:06:01,680
You got BRD. I have big penis disorder. Border. Yeah. Nothing means anything. Yeah. That's it. I mean, it's totally not original at all.

1278
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:10,680
I'm sure it's a million people's joke. And anything that is a something that's talked about a lot and is like a whatever an

1279
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:20,680
acronym, acronyms, somebody will say something on stage about it. Like CIA and we're like Chad igloo apples.

1280
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:28,680
All right. Am I right, folks? It's been done. Oh, it has been done. Okay, well, I'll try another one next time.

1281
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:36,680
Well, hey, folks, we're gonna wrap up now. You're gonna want to catch the Patreon because when we cut out at that one point,

1282
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:47,680
we did something kind of wild on the page. A little bit nutty. Yeah, I would say the professor, the nutty professor might say that

1283
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:56,680
this is kind of me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That movie about a zempik. Yeah. I always get the Olympics and I was epic mixed up.

1284
01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:03,680
Anyway, do you have any plugs today? Just follow me a comedy baddie and shed my blood, sweat and tears for this place.

1285
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:07,680
Yeah, here's crying. Was he?

1286
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,680
What are you?

1287
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:18,680
Cool Jason Melton man. Social media, Jason Melton Twitch Jason Melton, Kami.com. I'm gonna update my website. Jason Melton bitch.

1288
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:21,680
I thought it was cool Jason. Yeah, right.

1289
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:28,680
Follow me. Check out this. I have this friend, spied to cancel Jason on Twitch.

1290
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:33,680
I should change my Twitch name to cool Jason Melton. I pay a guy to spy on Jason.

1291
01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:35,680
Then write that after this.

1292
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:46,680
And follow me a bad boy comedy on all platforms. Make sure to subscribe and do this on whatever you're on.

1293
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:57,680
Apple, Spotify, YouTube, it helps us. You can like and comment and rate us too and that helps the robots make sure we don't get more suppressed than we already are.

1294
01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:06,680
And when we get suppressed folks, I get depressed and I will not be oppressed anymore. Free at last, free at last.

1295
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:16,680
We will be once you start helping us by either joining patreon.com slash bad comedy where all the cool stuff is or just you know, you're getting this for free.

1296
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:22,680
It's cool. You just hit the like button. Share it. Even fake shared. I don't care.

1297
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:28,680
Just do something. Make YouTube like us more. They hate us. They demon time us all the time.

1298
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:32,680
But Dylan, thanks for coming on today. Thanks for having me.

1299
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:35,680
Dude, of course. Jason. Yeah.

1300
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,680
I just want to say thanks for coming on. Thanks for having me.

1301
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:40,680
Anytime. Good to be here.

1302
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:45,680
And Mac, I really appreciate you taking time out of your day that we're coming on today.

1303
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:58,680
It's really not a problem. If you'll have me back, I'd come back. And folks, we'll catch you on the other side of the pizza in the basement of the Pizza Perler.