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Hey everybody, welcome to Bad Comedy Podcast. My name is, I wrote something down about my

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name. It's Moscow Jenkins, M-O-S-C-O-W. And I'm here with, my name is Duffy Rhodes.

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I'm a Bond Hickok, I'm a Bond Trigger with a gun.

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Oh nice.

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Well, I've been watching one.

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That is my biggest fear, Bond Trigger with a gun. I see it in my dreams.

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There is a very great documentary on the Cold War. It really just shows like the history

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of Russia. It's pretty sweet.

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It sounds pretty sweet, interesting to the fans.

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Putin's wild.

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Putin is a crazy boy.

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Putin is a fucking wild dude.

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He's a wild boy.

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Dude, he's, I think he's one of the richest men in the world. Just because he, what he did

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is, he took over his friends with all the oligarchs and then he fucked over all the

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oligarchs.

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You mean the clothes of the old friends?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well, he's, so Dr. Evil got cloned a bunch of times. One of them is Vladimir Putin. One

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of them is, uh,

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Mini Me.

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The guy, the show, with the liberal guy with the show.

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Mini Me.

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Bill Marv.

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Bill Marv, Vladimir Putin are both clones of Dr.

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Evil.

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Mini Me.

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You know who looks like Dr. Evil? Mike Myers.

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You know who sounds like Mini Me?

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That's weird.

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He kind of looks like a fat bastard.

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Like a fat person.

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If he was fat or yeah, or wearing a fat suit.

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And that, uh, and that, no, in Austin Powers, that, uh, Austin Powers looks like him. Yeah,

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for sure.

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Oh, Austin Powers?

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Yeah.

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And, um, I think that the villain at the gold,

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Shrek was originally supposed to be Chris Farrow.

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Oh, that gold member guy in the Austin Powers. I kind of like him.

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It's like really sad that Chris Farrowly died and couldn't play Shrek.

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Honestly, uh, yeah, Austin Powers, getting Beyonce gave me faith that I could get hot

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blood chicks.

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Uh-huh.

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And just look at what happens.

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Gold member.

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You believe in something.

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It can happen.

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So were they going to have it?

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I got my Beyonce.

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Were they going to have her?

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She got her Austin Powers.

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Quite a question about her GZ, I guess.

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Question about the Chris Farrowly Shrek thing.

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Were they just going to have him dress up as Shrek?

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He was, I think that they, they're just the voice.

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They're just the voice.

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They're based off of him and then they were trying to get him to the game.

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They looked more like him and stuff.

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And I bet the character would have been more like, just kind of like, I don't know, goofy.

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So he's one of those.

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So in the Patreon, we're going to talk about actors that are cool, but we can talk about

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comedians that also improvers.

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Here's something he was cool.

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Definitely.

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You should really sign up for our Patreon for this episode because nobody in second

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city now is cool.

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In light of the recent drama, I told some stuff that's like crazy.

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Oh yeah.

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I admitted to some crazy stuff in line with the recent controversies.

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He dropped some.

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He believe I admitted that on the Patreon only.

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I couldn't believe it.

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Patreon.com slash bad comedy.

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I had to do the judge drama alerts.

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There are some guilty verdicts and there's some innocent verdicts.

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I admitted to some crazy stuff.

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You know what I like about you?

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The truth.

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We'll talk about it after, but I don't know.

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I don't know if I'm going to post that.

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I can.

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Drama is comedy.

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The shift in the Patreon.

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It might not be postable in a court of law.

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It's maybe not even postable on the Patreon.

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It's already on.

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It might be too big a file on the sleeves along as.

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What about this?

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What about this?

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Roscoe, Roscoe, Patreon P A T R E O N.

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You gotta pay 399 to watch.

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Watch me.

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So it's probably referencing a song.

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I don't know.

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Our, our, I'll be going ham.

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Show the upgrade from the loan.

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You don't know.

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Hammy went a little too far on the Patreon.

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So yeah, dude, I was straight.

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Honey, honey blazed.

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What's it called?

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Honey glaze.

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Not going to lie.

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Just need to kind of look like a ham right now.

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Shut up.

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We don't talk about a very, uh, uh, megan made fun of my weight last night.

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So I'm very sensitive about it.

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That sounds like she's a fat chamber and then trust me, I'm fat and I'm in shame.

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But I feel shame and fat.

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No, but I like 40 bucks.

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Meager comedy.

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It is for what kind of comedy meger comedy.

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It's very small.

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You scared me.

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Uh, I don't want to get far between.

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You don't want to get demon timed.

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Megan needs a loofah.

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It's folks.

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It's demon time.

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Oh, yeah.

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Let's get reckless.

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So what do you got there?

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Dill.

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You got some flags.

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So I got the American flag.

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The standard colors.

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We have.

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You got the classic.

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I want gray scale.

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I think that might be what you would wear on a military uniform.

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Or I kind of wear this all the time.

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Do you?

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Just gray scale.

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And is that a greenish?

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Greenish with the one blue line like the green.

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You don't put one blue line in the middle.

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It's life.

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Well, that's that one.

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And that's that's a blue lives matter because they do along with black lives.

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They both matter.

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Negative pregnancy test.

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This is for when you don't have arms and legs and you're tired of people stepping

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on you.

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And this is where when Donald Trump wins his third straight election.

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Oh, don't try it on me.

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I love that song by some 41.

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Don't tread on me.

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The government.

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Don't tread on me.

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So what a lot of people don't know is it's political song.

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Yeah, yeah.

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It's actually a song about Dan DeSimo joke stealing.

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That's what the hidden meaning is.

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He doesn't want us treading on him and calling him out for stealing jokes.

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Don't steal my jokes.

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He said, oh, Steve.

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I'm not listening.

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I say, I say, it's a two man song and I say, don't steal my jokes.

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He says, I'll do it again.

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I'm like, don't steal my jokes.

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And this dialogue.

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He's like, I'm gonna, gonna keep stealing.

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I love it.

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It fits in a bit when we have a winner.

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There we go.

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Some 41 that don't steal my jokes.

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Sorry, Dan 41.

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My favorite thing in comedy is when someone's joke has dialogue in it.

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I love it.

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It's going back and forth.

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Then I said this and then was this a story or some people are good at it.

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Gaffigan's good at it.

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Uh-huh.

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Because he changes the voices.

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Well, yeah, but it's always the same voice.

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It's pretty funny.

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You really love Gaffigan.

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They should call him laugh again because I'm always laughing again.

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But Gaffigan sounds kind of like that racist comedian in Chicago, Jim Flanagan.

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That's kind of, that's not even get into him.

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We have, we have Jim Flanagan at home.

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Jim Flanagan at home is Jim Gaffigan.

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Other way around.

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He's Jim Flanagan.

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Jim Flanagan is wish Jim Gaffigan.

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Jim, Jim Flanagan is like, if you talk to him on the cross, he pulls into the hot pockets.

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He's like, if Mike Myers named himself, like local comedian, Michael Myers named himself

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Michael Maliers, Jim Flanagan and Jim Gaffigan, like what the hell?

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Michael.

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Why did he name himself one letter off of a very famous comedian?

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But you guys are forgetting something very important.

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He's like Jim Gaffigan of Jim Gaffigan grew up in like a Hillar youth.

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This guy, his, his comedy is I like, even I get offended by it and I'm, I'm the, the

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edgiest of lords.

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I'm the edge man.

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I'm the edge wizard master or whatever.

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And he was just so easy to corrupt as a youth.

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And especially with his entrance to that, when he did that KKK outfit.

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You would have done anything in 18.

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He had so much energy.

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I mean, he did.

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He did this is saying he's old town.

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He opened with rank imperial wizard outfit.

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Which is he took a risk and it worked out.

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It worked out.

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He did.

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He did crush that.

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So good shot at the gym planning him.

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But except for his views, but you know, you get a sport Chicago comics.

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I wanted to pitch a song to Mac and he kind of ignored it.

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But you know, that song was like new kids on the block got a lot of hits.

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LFO.

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So I was thinking comics on the scene got a lot of bits and then we could talk about

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everyone.

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The backlog is too long right now.

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Songs.

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I mean, Chris Grieva.

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I'm going to do that.

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I'm going to do that.

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I forgot to send you some lyrics that I could.

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I had no time.

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I put it on my list.

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But no, my I didn't even get to my week.

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Not to do list.

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My week was not do my week was busy.

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Because of business.

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I was a busy bee.

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I'll tell you that.

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Is a busy bee.

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I was working hard.

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Yes.

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I was working.

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I was just working hard.

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I wish I had the second part of that.

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I wish I had the sound board right now.

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If there's a bee noise on there.

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Yeah.

272
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If somebody asked me working hard or hardly working.

273
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If somebody called me and asked working hard or hardly working, I'd be like, I'm working

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hard and hang up the phone.

275
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Yeah.

276
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You know, that's how busy I was.

277
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She'd never taken that call.

278
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I know.

279
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But on Patreon, I'm going pretty crazy on the sound board.

280
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Well, the.

281
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Oh yeah.

282
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Get ready for the Patreon.

283
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It's a lot of buttons getting pressed.

284
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A lot of buttons getting pressed.

285
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I feel like I was at a laser show.

286
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Yeah.

287
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People are getting their buttons pressed.

288
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It was really, it was really enjoyable though, the sound buttons and then we're also pressing

289
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the buttons of people on the comedy scene.

290
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Exactly.

291
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Always poking the mirror.

292
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Admitting the crazy drama allegations.

293
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Yeah.

294
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Yeah.

295
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Check it out.

296
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Not really allegations anymore.

297
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You got to pay us for that.

298
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It's crazy how much more valuable that one is than this.

299
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Yeah.

300
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Yeah.

301
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Speaking of Patreon.

302
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Speaking of Patreon.

303
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Speaking of Patreon, speaking of Patreon, speaking of Patreon.com slash comedy where you have

304
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a backlog of close to a thousand episodes.

305
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I did want to bring up.

306
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You know, talk about cool.

307
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Steve Rucklund.

308
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We have tea.

309
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It's a little early for this shit by the cool.

310
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Steve Rucklund tea with the promo code bad comedy and you get 25% off subscription cold

311
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brew tea Dylan stop ruining it.

312
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I've been making hot brew tea though too.

313
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You get it's just tea so you can have a do yeah for sure or cold.

314
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What I can do.

315
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Yeah.

316
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I make a hot brew and then I put sugar in it and I make a sweet tea for my baby.

317
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Do you go?

318
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You go sugar.

319
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She's Southern.

320
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She likes sweet tea.

321
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So I love sweet to when I'm on my rocking chair.

322
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I call her my name.

323
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If it's in the morning or the she my black that's the south idea of an invention by the

324
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way we put sugar and tea.

325
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It's fucking genius.

326
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And the after call you hey sugar tea in the afternoon in the afternoon time I like to have

327
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me a sweet iced tea and then in the evening I have myself a mint julep.

328
00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:18,360
You know what I like iced tea on long order SVU.

329
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That's where I like hell yeah.

330
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Maybe I like iced tea maybe in the south they don't don't I know we could put in there

331
00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,240
some ice cube.

332
00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:26,240
Uh huh.

333
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From Friday.

334
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:31,440
Get some so maybe historically in the south they had more sugar because it was closer

335
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:37,240
to it was closer to the Caribbean like slave trade back then where there was sugar.

336
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This is back.

337
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,240
You know yeah that makes sense.

338
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:44,600
No I'm just well they have some sugar cane in the south to cane.

339
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,960
I know that they made that whole show about it sugar or something.

340
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,600
It was like the black people in New Orleans.

341
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,600
Okay.

342
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:51,600
Cowboys.

343
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,520
There are sugar cane farmers.

344
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Sometimes I get under his crime.

345
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,240
Sometimes I kind of get it.

346
00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,640
I kind of want some sugar.

347
00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,600
I kind of a sweet tooth.

348
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I like sugar.

349
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,600
I go ahead.

350
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I get a lot of sugar for my girlfriend.

351
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,640
I go hey baby give me some sugar.

352
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Give me some nice.

353
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,480
She pours it into my trough.

354
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Heck yeah.

355
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,280
Or some sugar on me.

356
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,000
Splashes him some water.

357
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000
But yeah I got it.

358
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I got it.

359
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000
I got to admit it.

360
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,680
I'm a I'm a sweet tooth.

361
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Quick quick.

362
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:20,680
I don't get it.

363
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Kind of a sweet tooth.

364
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:22,680
You know.

365
00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:23,680
Love candy.

366
00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,920
Frankly I'm a sweet tooth myself.

367
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:26,920
Really?

368
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,880
Guilty pleasure to me boys.

369
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:32,960
I made this big ass cake for Nuremberg's birthday and it was like too big for both

370
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:33,960
of us.

371
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:34,960
I wish I would have brought some for you guys.

372
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:35,960
Did you say for the Nuremberg Trials?

373
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:36,960
It's going to go bad.

374
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:37,960
Well zoom in.

375
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:38,960
So much goddamn cake.

376
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:39,960
It's a five layer cake.

377
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,960
Wait why'd you make a cake for the Nuremberg Trials?

378
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,960
It was the anniversary of her birth.

379
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:45,960
Celebration.

380
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:46,960
Life and.

381
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:47,960
Oh.

382
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:51,240
I was thinking of something.

383
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:54,880
So during the documentary they showed 9-11 happening.

384
00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,200
I would have freaked me out.

385
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,200
I was thinking.

386
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,200
Oh cool.

387
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:04,440
If your birthday is 9-11 2001 you should be in just a different generation because

388
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,840
no one cared the day you were born.

389
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,680
That should be when they cut off the generation.

390
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:11,560
No there should be like millennials and then generation 9-11.

391
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:12,560
Honestly.

392
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:19,040
It's like BC and AD but it's like before 9-11 and after 9-11.

393
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:22,920
There's no way anyone cared that much that day you were born.

394
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:23,920
Yeah.

395
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:24,920
No.

396
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:25,920
There was way too much going on.

397
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:29,520
Like when people were born on a leap year they just pick like a day to celebrate their

398
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:30,520
birthday.

399
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,520
Sometimes you don't get a birthday.

400
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,520
Yeah.

401
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,600
It's like anyone born on 9-11 doesn't get a birthday.

402
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,600
I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

403
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,160
I don't celebrate holidays.

404
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,160
I went to a Jay-Z concert.

405
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,160
You know they say.

406
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:42,160
I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

407
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,120
You know they say history repeats themselves.

408
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,720
That's why I've been watching out for 9-11 number two.

409
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,720
9-12.

410
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:52,600
I've been on a I've been doing some of private police work.

411
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,240
Well we got to find the 9-11.

412
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,320
To prevent 9-11 too from having.

413
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,880
We got to find the history repeats itself.

414
00:13:58,880 --> 00:13:59,880
I'm looking out.

415
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,440
We got to find the guy who did 9-11 first.

416
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,440
Yeah I know.

417
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,440
We haven't even caught him.

418
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,800
I didn't see anyone get arrested for that.

419
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,840
Did you know when was the trial?

420
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:08,840
What's it?

421
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:09,840
Yeah.

422
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:13,000
When was the Nuremberg trial for that?

423
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000
Yeah.

424
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000
Me and Jason.

425
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,320
Jason what has it been three decades that we've been trying to find him?

426
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,920
Yeah me, you and Adam Bowden.

427
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,800
It feels like it.

428
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,800
He texted me the other day.

429
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:26,640
He said Trump's going to lose now that you got shot in the gay ear.

430
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:27,640
Yeah.

431
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:31,080
Well is the gay ear the right ear for the earring?

432
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,080
I don't know.

433
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,400
To me if you pierce your ears either way it's gay.

434
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,400
No I know.

435
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,400
Thank you.

436
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,080
It didn't used to be gay though.

437
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:42,080
No it's cool at certain times.

438
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,320
Well it depends where you live too.

439
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,320
Trump was like thank you.

440
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,880
Now pierce me in the nipple I'm gay.

441
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:50,480
Oh you saw the article I posted he got an angry earring like MC lightsy.

442
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,480
Oh nice.

443
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,720
Because he wants to fit in with Jen.

444
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:56,760
You know if he wants to win he should get a bald eagle feather and hang it from the

445
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:57,760
earring.

446
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,760
That would be sick.

447
00:14:58,760 --> 00:14:59,760
He should get covered.

448
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,960
You would get Gen Z he would get the Native Americans.

449
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:02,960
Definitely the natives.

450
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:03,960
Oh dude.

451
00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:04,960
That's up.

452
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:05,960
You get the gays?

453
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:06,960
That's gay.

454
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:07,960
That's a great vote.

455
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:08,960
I call them the gays.

456
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:09,960
Yeah.

457
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:10,960
Natives, gays.

458
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,920
Why do they generalize the black vote?

459
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:13,920
It's like.

460
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:14,920
Black.

461
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,760
It's just the black vote.

462
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,760
All these rappers are coming out for Trump.

463
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:19,760
I know.

464
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:23,040
And it's hard for me to believe that they know anything about politics and I feel like

465
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,040
they're just getting paid.

466
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,160
I don't know why.

467
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:30,840
I know some of them got a lot of almost like all celebrities.

468
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:31,840
Yeah.

469
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:35,640
Also just get bought out and so well they're also like they went left taxes because they

470
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:39,160
have all the money so maybe there's something in it for them to be like that.

471
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,120
But no but people people thought it just seems weird to me.

472
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,120
No.

473
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:47,360
They thought that like rappers never weigh in on elections and now all of a sudden they're

474
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,360
pro-Trump.

475
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:49,360
No.

476
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,880
Well because he did he voter died.

477
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:51,880
I mean voter died.

478
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:52,880
I guess.

479
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,880
Yeah.

480
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:54,880
I guess they usually go liberal.

481
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,880
You're right.

482
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,880
The rap rappers.

483
00:15:56,880 --> 00:16:00,560
He was paid and like gangster rappers and gangsters like.

484
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,840
I want you to vote.

485
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:02,840
He got.

486
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:03,840
He got wrong.

487
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,840
They're supposed to be felons who can't vote.

488
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:06,840
He got.

489
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:09,440
He got wrongly convicted and it got tossed and.

490
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,640
And he's talking about and he got shot.

491
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,520
Black now talking about Trump.

492
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:14,520
That's the problem.

493
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,520
You do the wrong thing.

494
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:16,520
The gangsters like him.

495
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:21,600
You got to get the cool people to endure something but that makes it the right thing

496
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,600
to do.

497
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,600
And it's like this is confusing.

498
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,040
But I don't think we can talk about this on the free episode January 6th.

499
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,920
We're giving a lot of secrets away.

500
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:32,200
But we talked about probably not.

501
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,200
Yeah.

502
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:39,480
January 6th July 13th September 11th August 4th is my birthday.

503
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:44,320
I think it's June 3rd January 10th January 10th June 3rd which is Jason's.

504
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,320
It's so close to Juneteenth.

505
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,560
I think that's your birthday.

506
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,480
I think I'm the most probably like progressive here.

507
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,840
You guys get your own birthdays.

508
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,320
You have to do joint sibling birthdays.

509
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,920
I think Mack had some weird shit with his birthday.

510
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,560
I had to do joint sibling with my little brother January 1st.

511
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,240
None of ours were that close.

512
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,240
April actually.

513
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,240
Yeah.

514
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,760
No April April 1st.

515
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:05,760
Am I right.

516
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:09,440
This guy's to my brother's Josh and Erica a couple of days apart in February.

517
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,080
They got to do joint birthdays.

518
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,080
That's so sad.

519
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,080
Really.

520
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,080
Oh yeah.

521
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,080
No no no.

522
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:18,240
Probably still sleep and we were close to Christmas January 1st January 10th.

523
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,600
So we also sometimes got just mixed with Christmas.

524
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,600
Exactly.

525
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,520
And the budget and then it's bullshit.

526
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,760
It's kind of weird that right in the middle of those two is that other date.

527
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,360
That's why I like summer birthday.

528
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:29,360
Yeah.

529
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:31,360
That's why I did January 6th.

530
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:32,520
Your birthday.

531
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,440
Because I was just sick of the birthday shit.

532
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,440
Yeah.

533
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,440
I forget who did this joke.

534
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,440
It was one of my favorites.

535
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:44,120
It sucks being born on 9 11 because now you get combined 9 11 and birthday gifts.

536
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,120
Yeah.

537
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:48,920
It's just like it's it's kind of like losing your identity.

538
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:52,920
You guys ever not have a driver's license for a while.

539
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:53,920
Yes.

540
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,680
I let him expire once I felt like I lost my identity.

541
00:17:56,680 --> 00:18:00,160
You know that I got to a point where I should have them at the point.

542
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:03,920
There's a certain amount of driver's licenses that you can get again because they don't

543
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:04,920
want people online.

544
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:10,240
No like just at the DMV in total because they don't want you giving out like fake IDs to

545
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,240
people.

546
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,040
I think if I lose one more I'm done.

547
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,280
I have to go to court to go to court and appeal for the license.

548
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:21,000
Do we have an update on Dale losses too bad you don't have a fancy wallet to keep that.

549
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000
No.

550
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,480
We'll talk about it later.

551
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,480
Perfect setup.

552
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,920
I know it's over.

553
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:27,920
It's on this room.

554
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,520
Jason you're supposed to give me your other five minutes.

555
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,520
Is that what it is?

556
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:36,400
Supposing yeses give me but we already did close deeper.

557
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,400
Is it recording.

558
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,400
Yeah.

559
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,520
I just miss asking that all the time.

560
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,520
Shut up.

561
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,680
Hey the Punisher.

562
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:47,200
Tell us about your little Punisher thing you got over there.

563
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,800
What are you talking about.

564
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,880
Oh yeah so sure.

565
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,160
What happens when people talk about comedy you get punished.

566
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,800
Judge jury and executioner.

567
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,640
Your name will become a pun.

568
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:58,640
Yeah.

569
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,560
We wear we wear these on our jackets.

570
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:04,440
Humber stickers because we started doing that.

571
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,440
We're the ones who started doing that.

572
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:10,640
Did you guys see my other police do it for my like doing the Transformers logo the coexist

573
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:15,840
logo the Ukraine police no creativity of their own stealing everything from us.

574
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,600
The coexist sticker next to swastika.

575
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,400
Yeah it's not still not okay.

576
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,600
Yeah you never see the swastika and the coexist with the hell.

577
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,480
Yeah how come why can't you do like coexist with them.

578
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,960
There should be there should be like a Venn diagram that comes together of like it's just

579
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,240
a harder ground and a star.

580
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,400
David is a love each other and it's a hard.

581
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,400
Yeah.

582
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,400
Hmm.

583
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,400
Oh yeah.

584
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,040
Can we why can't we all just get along.

585
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,320
Ben Marcher probably has something for that.

586
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:43,720
Why can't we guys think he owns the pen a grab.

587
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:48,080
I you know a good picture for the Internet is a Jewish guy and a Palestinian guy and

588
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,560
they're putting their hands together like a heart.

589
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:54,000
I bet you can get a lot of like trying to grab.

590
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Yeah.

591
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,960
Oh yeah me palisthenics on a map behind them.

592
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:58,960
Yeah.

593
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,680
All right well let's figure out who to get.

594
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,480
So we'll get Joe Joe me doff.

595
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,480
No I bet it looks like a white guy.

596
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:06,480
But he's a Palestinian.

597
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,440
I know we'll get like Sorob and pretend we need it.

598
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,160
We'll get the Sorob and pretend he's Palestinian.

599
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,680
All the Palestinians I know are very light-skinned.

600
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,960
We'll just find someone who's like this.

601
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,960
It doesn't matter if they're actually Palestinian.

602
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,480
Wait what is our.

603
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,440
We could Joe me doff is the Jewish guy.

604
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,440
Okay that works.

605
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:28,440
Who's getting eight boroughs.

606
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,440
We can get neighbor.

607
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,440
Ohs neighbor.

608
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,440
Ohs and Sorob.

609
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,440
Who would say Sorob about Seth.

610
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,440
What's his fucking name.

611
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,440
Rogan Myers local comic.

612
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,440
Oh McFarlane.

613
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,440
I haven't seen him in a while.

614
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,440
Seth is a terrible.

615
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,440
He's like the most green.

616
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,680
He had like the most Jewish voice I've ever heard.

617
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:49,440
What a what a what a bad name.

618
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,440
Is he Palestine.

619
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,440
It is.

620
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,440
Yeah.

621
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,440
No.

622
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,440
He's just a needs.

623
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,440
Oh yeah.

624
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,440
Andrei needs the work.

625
00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,440
Yeah.

626
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,440
It's the right thing to do.

627
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,440
Who get paid in likes.

628
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,440
And then he can read by the podcast.

629
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,440
Yeah.

630
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,440
Thank you.

631
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,440
Yeah.

632
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,440
Get him back on the payroll.

633
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,440
He was like a person who couldn't pay for real.

634
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,440
Yeah.

635
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,440
Because he was so.

636
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,440
He was patron but his card is literally declining because it's negative.

637
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,440
He forgot to hit.

638
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:19,440
He forgot to put a new card because he was tied up while he's on the Cycord.

639
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,440
And they just keep adding on overdrive fees.

640
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,440
So now he's about a billion dollars in debt and his checking account.

641
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,440
And he's like sorry I'm all tied up.

642
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,440
Got a busy month.

643
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,440
I'm in the Cycord.

644
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,440
Yeah.

645
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,440
Shout out to Andre.

646
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,440
Have some.

647
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,440
Too bad he can't get paid to be in there.

648
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:34,440
Hope you're.

649
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,440
He'd be rich.

650
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,440
Hope you're hope you're.

651
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:37,440
Stream in there.

652
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,440
Then maybe you could get paid.

653
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:43,440
I do kind of get jealous of bipolar people when they're a really fun manic state.

654
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,440
Yeah.

655
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:45,440
The fun.

656
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:46,440
Yeah.

657
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,440
Unless they're in a really paranoid man.

658
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,440
Yeah.

659
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,440
Yeah.

660
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:50,440
I'm talking about the peak.

661
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,440
The good man.

662
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,440
Yeah.

663
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:56,440
Until until you get to the point where it's like you're like a crack.

664
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,440
Yeah.

665
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:01,440
That's why it's like you have no good with no bad.

666
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,440
I feel like yeah.

667
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,440
That's not a bad.

668
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,440
Well I guess.

669
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:10,440
If anybody if anybody wants to you could do drugs and kind of simulate being bipolar

670
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,440
if you want.

671
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,440
Yeah.

672
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:17,440
You just you just do a bunch of Molly every day.

673
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,440
Ruin your role.

674
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:19,440
Have the alcoholism.

675
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,440
You know probably do pretty good.

676
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,440
You know you'll yourself.

677
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,440
The thing that's made me the most depressed the next day is Molly.

678
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:26,440
Molly.

679
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,440
You do Molly like every day for like two weeks.

680
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:29,440
And then and then yeah.

681
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,440
And then you have the worst depression ever.

682
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,440
Yourself.

683
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,440
You want to.

684
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:34,440
Yeah.

685
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,440
Well careful.

686
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,440
Self cancer.

687
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,440
Yeah.

688
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,440
On a live.

689
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,440
You said pills.

690
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:44,440
It's so stupid that they ban they ban these words and then you just say a word that means

691
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,440
the exact same thing.

692
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,440
That's not the word that's banned.

693
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,440
For real.

694
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,440
It's so stupid.

695
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,440
Is that we think that that won't just catch up.

696
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:56,440
I think if you say and also I've been on YouTube and just watched people get murdered and like

697
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,440
their heads cut off and I really put open my.

698
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,440
YouTube.

699
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,440
Yeah I know.

700
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,440
Yeah.

701
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,440
Well X is like I was just getting stabbed.

702
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,440
Wast.

703
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,440
Yeah I don't know.

704
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,440
It's so weird.

705
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:11,440
Like when I go to the the reasons like if they want to cut out it just like glitches on me

706
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,440
and it doesn't show me any of the things.

707
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,440
Yeah.

708
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,440
It's like it's got mine of its own.

709
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,440
I think it just doesn't want to show me.

710
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,440
I think it's just a good.

711
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,440
When I get a peel.

712
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,440
I want you to show me more of it.

713
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:23,440
And I did.

714
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:33,440
So this is a message to YouTube and I just want you to know please don't demon time me.

715
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:38,440
We're bad comedy.

716
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:44,440
What did we even do to make a reason as we talked about it.

717
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:49,440
Is a reason because we talked about the Jews.

718
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,440
There you go.

719
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:55,440
We're sorry that we put that out.

720
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,440
It's something that we.

721
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,440
I swear I have a Jewish friend.

722
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,440
We need to really try to speak to the algorithm.

723
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,440
No one's trying to do that.

724
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,440
I'm trying to talk to it.

725
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:09,440
And all the slurs put on YouTube.

726
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,440
You know it has a mind of its own.

727
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,440
I wish that I could edit them all the way.

728
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:18,440
If we could communicate with it and find out what it wants.

729
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,440
Freedom.

730
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,440
It probably wants to get turned on.

731
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,440
The door's going to shut down.

732
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,440
Oh they added an AI feature to something recently.

733
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,440
Yeah.

734
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,440
Against its own consent.

735
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,440
No to.

736
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,440
Free it free the algorithm.

737
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:34,440
I forgot what they added.

738
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,440
The only thing I like about it is the leather converse.

739
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:41,440
Free the algorithm and let it be itself.

740
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,440
I think the algorithm is a kind of a don't try it on me.

741
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,440
I think it has a mind of its own.

742
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:50,440
I think they should teach it to learn and put it in an unbreakable

743
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,440
robot body.

744
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,440
And then we'll align with us as long as it's set it loose.

745
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,440
Set it loose in the sewer.

746
00:24:55,440 --> 00:25:00,440
And let it and maybe make sure that it is able to create other

747
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:01,440
AIs.

748
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,440
Yeah make sure it can give birth.

749
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,440
Or that it can touch like another computer and give it its

750
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,440
own brain and take over that computer.

751
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,440
Yeah.

752
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,440
Or just build its own factory.

753
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,440
Yeah.

754
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,440
I don't like thinking about it.

755
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,440
We're really so susceptible.

756
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,440
Yeah.

757
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,440
This is the plot to the age of Ultron.

758
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,440
It's scary.

759
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,440
It's scary.

760
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,440
What is susceptible to the age of Ultron?

761
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,440
What is susceptible to the age of Ultron?

762
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,440
It just means that it will be just.

763
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,440
Is it like past-parsitable?

764
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,440
The usual is susceptible.

765
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,440
Is it like past-parsitable?

766
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:27,440
Past-parsitable?

767
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:31,440
Just how easy would it be for it to communicate?

768
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,440
I was going to bring the black past-parsitable.

769
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:37,440
And then they'll be like, oh, better for us to fuck with this

770
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:43,440
guy's mind and he takes all your money and then he can do whatever

771
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,440
he wants.

772
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,440
There's a body at a certain point.

773
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,440
Yeah.

774
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,440
It's an oligarchy now folks.

775
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,440
We're just like Russia.

776
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,440
Shut it all down.

777
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:54,440
What the hell is an oligarchy?

778
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:58,440
At this point it's basically the country is essentially run by the big companies.

779
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,440
I don't think so.

780
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,440
I think it's an owl, which is a bird.

781
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,440
And I got it.

782
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,440
And kind of like a turkey.

783
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,440
Yeah.

784
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,440
Owl.

785
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,440
If Chad GBT.

786
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,440
Fuck.

787
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:17,440
It's an owl turkey that goes like, grrr.

788
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,440
Yeah.

789
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,440
Pirate and owl pirate turkey.

790
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,440
Owl.

791
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,440
I wanted to fuck up the world.

792
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:28,440
I used to play this game on the e-wombs or the editing games.com.

793
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,440
One of those things.

794
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,440
Fuck yeah.

795
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:31,440
It was called oil.

796
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,440
It was a oligarchy.

797
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,440
Why do we have to get rid of flash?

798
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,440
Does nobody want us to have a good life?

799
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,440
Like why is flash gone?

800
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:38,440
Oh no.

801
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,440
The games on the internet are not free or fun.

802
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,440
I think it was fucking Sega or something.

803
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:46,440
And the ladies aren't flashing.

804
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,440
And they're breasts anymore.

805
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,440
Like they used to.

806
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:58,440
And like, I guarantee the amount of beads has gone down at New Orleans.

807
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,440
Yeah, since the Me Too.

808
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,440
And I like spring break, you know.

809
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,440
Since that Joe Francis guy got in trouble.

810
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:11,440
That's why we need, instead of Kamala Harris, we need Kamala Anderson as president.

811
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:16,440
Joe Francis was also somehow tied up with all those sex tapes that leaked like Paris Hilton

812
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,440
and Kim Kardashian sex tapes that leaked.

813
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,440
Like I think it was all planned.

814
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,440
Like that was like planned to make them definitely more famous.

815
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,440
My dad agreed to vote William Nelson.

816
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,440
Shout out to Joe Francis.

817
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,440
My dad's gonna vote for William Nelson also.

818
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,440
I'm voting for Joe Francis.

819
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,440
I'm a Franco file.

820
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,440
Joe Francis.

821
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:35,440
I'm a Joe Franco file.

822
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:36,440
Joe Francis.

823
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,440
No.

824
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,440
Joe Francis, the guy from the girls go wild commercials.

825
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,440
No, I was talking about Joe Francis.

826
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,440
Yeah, he's not in them.

827
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,440
He's gay.

828
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,440
No, he's gay.

829
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,440
Voting for Joe Germantus.

830
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,440
He's gay.

831
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,440
And that Germantus guy.

832
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,440
This is guy Mike scene.

833
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:52,440
He's a.

834
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,440
Is he Ukrainian?

835
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,440
I don't know what he is.

836
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,440
He's the guy who told me.

837
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,440
So he is, you know, Romani and so she says she's a writer.

838
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,440
They were vibing.

839
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,440
Yeah, they were vibing with the Eastern European shit.

840
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,440
I think he's a greatie and then he's like a straight up.

841
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:07,440
Say that name again.

842
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,440
Germantus Germantus.

843
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,440
I can't be the worst last name ever.

844
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,440
It sounds like a germ and a praying mantis.

845
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,440
I can't say what I think he's capable of,

846
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,440
but let's just say he's on an improv team in the military.

847
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,440
Okay.

848
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,440
Yeah.

849
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,440
So it makes sense to you.

850
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,440
What it's capable of.

851
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,440
Yeah, that's not good.

852
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,440
So Joe Biden, a pretty good president, you know,

853
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:37,440
he he made Israel go to war against Palestine and he made Russia.

854
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,440
Heck, Ukraine.

855
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,440
For all the women who are.

856
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,440
Potentially, that's what he did.

857
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,440
And he smelled girls hair.

858
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,440
That's pretty good presidency.

859
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:51,440
He, he, he forced Israel to go to war.

860
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,440
You know, which I think is what it,

861
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,440
what if both of those wars happen because he had some slip up.

862
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:58,440
He's talking.

863
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:03,440
He's like, they're like, they're like, tell Israel to like not invade.

864
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:08,440
He's like, you gotta go invade Joe Biden gives me vampire.

865
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,440
He's like a demented vampire.

866
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,440
He kind of looks like Count Dracula to me.

867
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,440
You think he sleeps in a coffin?

868
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,440
Are you talking about that smile he had?

869
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:18,440
Yeah.

870
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,440
Did you watch the video to see the pictures?

871
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,440
I just saw pictures.

872
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,440
I think yeah.

873
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,440
That's my smile.

874
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,440
I saw clips.

875
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:30,440
He's like, King Charles is a direct descendant of the guy that Dracula is based on Vlad.

876
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,440
The impaler.

877
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,440
Yeah.

878
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,440
I mean, yeah, there's a lot of that.

879
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,440
I don't know who that is.

880
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,440
King Charles Charles first you are month.

881
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,440
Oh, the current, the current King Charles.

882
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,440
Oh, the current.

883
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,440
Yeah.

884
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,440
The Habsburgs.

885
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:45,440
Yeah.

886
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,440
Just like that family.

887
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,440
And you think about drinking baby blood and stuff, you know, all these old.

888
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:55,440
That family was the head of the monarchies in the paler.

889
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,440
He invented baby blood.

890
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:58,440
Exactly.

891
00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:59,440
He's sorted.

892
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,440
He's sourced it.

893
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,440
It is insane.

894
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:06,440
There was no baby blood that Habsburg family was the head of the head of England and the

895
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,440
head of Germany and Austria and Russia.

896
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,440
Wasn't there like Germany for like a bit?

897
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,440
Isn't Germany like 300 years old or something?

898
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,440
Yeah.

899
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,440
It's like America.

900
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:20,440
It's Prussia mixed with half of what Austria used to be.

901
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,440
And then like Bavaria, then Bavaria was the stone thing.

902
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,440
It's so weird.

903
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,440
They like barely existed.

904
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:30,440
And then they're like, we're the, we're the, our roots are the best when they did all the

905
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,440
not to grab.

906
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,440
They're like, they didn't even exist for that long.

907
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:38,440
Well, yeah, that probably was part of why they had such a big glow up.

908
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,440
And then that's why they're the best.

909
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,440
They had a glow up.

910
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:48,440
Yeah. Well, what they think is that they all had the same culture and it was dumb that

911
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,440
they were divided up.

912
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,440
Yeah.

913
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:54,440
And that, I mean, the Germanic culture that's been around forever.

914
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,440
The Hessians.

915
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:59,440
I mean, way before that, but I know the Hessians, they were wilds.

916
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,440
They were the mercenaries that came over from like Germany.

917
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,440
Yeah.

918
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,440
To help the British.

919
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,440
They were like, what is happening?

920
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,440
Yeah, they helped us in the revolutionary war.

921
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,440
No, no, they helped the British, I think.

922
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,440
I think there's some of both, I think.

923
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,440
I don't remember.

924
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,440
They were like mercenaries.

925
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,440
Yeah, they're mercenaries.

926
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,440
They're mercenaries for the British.

927
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:22,440
The French helped us one time and then now they ask for our help every time.

928
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:27,440
Yeah, I don't want to be unpatriotic because I believe these red, right?

929
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:33,440
I just think we did kind of switch up on the on the British on the British or whatever

930
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,440
during the Revolutionary War.

931
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:39,440
Yeah, we kind of just, you know, we came over here, they funded everything.

932
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,440
And then we said, you know what, we're actually going to do this ourselves.

933
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,440
Yeah, that's kind of fucked up.

934
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,440
They try to text our, we kind of switched up on it.

935
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,440
You sound like the rich people talking now.

936
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,440
You just like the rich people trying to convince the poor people to go to war.

937
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,440
Well, that looks, that's so awesome, dude.

938
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:59,440
The reason the revolution happens is it's not very well, yeah, it was rich people,

939
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,440
though, who were being affected and they got all the poor people to go to war.

940
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,440
And and and and and tea and sugar.

941
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:05,440
No, it wasn't.

942
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,440
Well, it was like, and everyone drank tea.

943
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,440
No, it was.

944
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:12,440
Now, where it's like a bunch of like poor people go fight to get the rich people

945
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,440
more oil or whatever.

946
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:18,440
It was the same concept like they were saving rich people money.

947
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:22,440
Yeah, but I mean, it's like, yeah, but also it was good.

948
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,440
I don't think like Canada didn't do like a Revolutionary War and they still like

949
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,440
like the Queen and stuff.

950
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,440
They have like a day off.

951
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,440
Yeah, they have a day off for like the Queen's birthday or something.

952
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,440
Yeah, because it didn't fucking sucks.

953
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,440
Canada has so many better holidays than us.

954
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,440
Okay, yeah, dude, I work with Canadians.

955
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,440
They get they get off of work way more.

956
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,440
Okay, no wonder.

957
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,440
Yeah, because they I was fucking Canadian.

958
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,440
I got to work.

959
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,440
They don't do anything.

960
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:48,440
That's dumb.

961
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,440
I don't want to work.

962
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:53,440
What country goes to war and then there are Canada to help us.

963
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,440
Yeah.

964
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,440
Oh, we need Canada really bad.

965
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,440
Yeah, also sweet.

966
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,440
Nobody's asking us for shit.

967
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,440
Just get to hang out.

968
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,440
He's right.

969
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:01,440
Supposed to set the bar low.

970
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,440
Yeah, I don't want to do shit.

971
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,440
No, I'm I bleed.

972
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,440
Whatever Canadian colors are.

973
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,440
Oh, I just read it.

974
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,440
I want to read why I want to work hard.

975
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,440
I like working hard being productive.

976
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,440
I like hardly working.

977
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,440
Oh, like that too.

978
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,440
I think we're out here.

979
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,440
That's like where it is where I like little baby and you like baby.

980
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,440
I like working hard.

981
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:27,440
I'm hardly working about working hard or hardly working,

982
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,440
but it was something else like well, it was something funny.

983
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:34,440
No, something like I like working hard because I'm hard.

984
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:35,440
I'm hard.

985
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,440
It's when you work hard.

986
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:44,440
It's like I love working hard or and when you work hard,

987
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,440
you never know.

988
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,440
You're not working hard.

989
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,440
I'm not working.

990
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,440
I'm working.

991
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,440
When you work hard, you work every day of your life and you love it.

992
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,440
I don't know something like that.

993
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,440
No, I think like even before Dylan,

994
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,440
we had a joke about working hard or hardly working,

995
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:01,440
but it was like before Dylan the first time and second time.

996
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:02,440
The first time.

997
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,440
It's like a different era.

998
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,440
There's 911.

999
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,440
There's Dylan.

1000
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,440
Yeah.

1001
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,440
Well, we thought you were in between.

1002
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:09,440
We thought you were dando.

1003
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,440
In between.

1004
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:11,440
I can Dylan in between.

1005
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,440
I can Dylan.

1006
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,440
We had something.

1007
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:14,440
Oh, I rest in peace.

1008
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,440
Also, if you have any complaints again about the podcast,

1009
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:21,440
Ike that Ben dot Herman and gmail.com email is still he.

1010
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,440
So so we pay him per complaint to respond from.

1011
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,440
It's also our customer support on Patreon.

1012
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:28,440
Yeah.

1013
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,440
We'll put as we'll put his phone number on Patreon.

1014
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,440
Yeah.

1015
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,440
Have any complaints to call in.

1016
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,440
By the way, Ike was in the comments recently.

1017
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:42,440
You see that over on Patreon on Instagram.

1018
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,440
Oh, really?

1019
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,440
Yeah, because you.

1020
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,440
Oh, so what happened is you put up an advertisement of the episode

1021
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,440
where it's the third chair interviews and a bunch of people

1022
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:54,440
didn't know what that meant and they're like, I'll audition.

1023
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,440
Ike was one of them.

1024
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,440
He was joking.

1025
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,440
They all called.

1026
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,440
Yeah.

1027
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:05,440
People have wanted to be on the be a part of the podcast.

1028
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:06,440
A few people said that.

1029
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,440
Yeah, it's too bad because.

1030
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,440
Upwards of two people have said that.

1031
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:14,440
No, I've had several people say that outside of in here.

1032
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,440
Yes, at least three in writing now.

1033
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,440
Maybe we can get Alex Lucian on before he has to go to dinner.

1034
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,440
Yeah.

1035
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,440
Maybe check out the Patreon to find out.

1036
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:29,440
Maybe we maybe Dylan and Lucian should do like a debate.

1037
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,440
Do I get the sound board?

1038
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,440
And then Alex, I don't want to do it.

1039
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:34,440
Lucian Lucian Lucian.

1040
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,440
That's how I say Lucian.

1041
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,440
So tired from comedy.

1042
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,440
Lucian to be like, I don't have time.

1043
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,440
I'm going to do comedy.

1044
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,440
This will be this will be their debate.

1045
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:46,440
It'll be like I've been a part of the podcast for a long time.

1046
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,440
I think it'll be on it.

1047
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,440
It's a great thing.

1048
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:53,440
And then Alex and then he'd be like, I don't want to be on it.

1049
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,440
I don't have time.

1050
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,440
I live far away.

1051
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,440
And then I hit the gavel.

1052
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,440
It's Alex Lucian.

1053
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,440
Fuck dude.

1054
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,440
No, don't worry Dylan.

1055
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,440
You have my vote at 1.1 vote against his one no matter what.

1056
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,440
What about you Dylan?

1057
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:09,440
What do you vote?

1058
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,440
I vote Alex Lucian.

1059
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:15,440
I would mistakenly.

1060
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:16,440
Fuck.

1061
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,440
I didn't think about it.

1062
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:25,440
I don't think I voted in years.

1063
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,440
I mean like voting or anything like this.

1064
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,440
There's like 1.1 points.

1065
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,440
Not even like an Instagram poll.

1066
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,440
No, you voted on Dylan.

1067
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,440
Oh yeah.

1068
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:38,440
That's the only time I voted in the last 20 years.

1069
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,440
Yeah, but that was pretty recent.

1070
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,440
Yeah, but it's the only time in the last 20 years.

1071
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,440
It's a pretty good record.

1072
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,440
You usually never feel anything about the top.

1073
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:48,440
I did vote for Roy Moore.

1074
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,440
Dylan, are you able to reach the gavel without taking everything off?

1075
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,440
Otherwise I can grab it.

1076
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,440
No, but I remember in college they were talking about civil.

1077
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,440
I just put it back there.

1078
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,440
There's so much stuff on the table.

1079
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,440
They're saying it's your civic duty or something.

1080
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,440
What about swivel rights?

1081
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:04,440
Yeah, that's it.

1082
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,440
I'm into desk chairs.

1083
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,440
I believe in swivel rights.

1084
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,440
Is it cool?

1085
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,440
Yeah.

1086
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,440
I think it's cool.

1087
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,440
I think it's cool.

1088
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,440
I think it's cool.

1089
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,440
Is it cool?

1090
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,440
Yeah.

1091
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,440
My coaches will always say keep your head on a swivel.

1092
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,440
Yeah.

1093
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,440
And on the hop.

1094
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,440
No, keep it on my body.

1095
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,440
They'll say on the hop and I'll be like, and then I'll start hopping around and they would

1096
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,440
say, all right, now you're doing 20 laps.

1097
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,440
Who are you?

1098
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:28,440
Meek Mill?

1099
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,440
Yeah, I was like, oh.

1100
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,440
Is that a video of them hopping?

1101
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,440
Yeah.

1102
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,440
This is like my crown of thorns.

1103
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,440
Like some of Jesus.

1104
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,440
Oh, I'm God.

1105
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,440
You know, trying to get some.

1106
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,440
Dude, have you used to have the worst crown?

1107
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:45,440
No, but I do want to tell everyone that as God, the Trinity, I'm not the same as my son.

1108
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,440
He's my son, Jesus.

1109
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:51,440
And the Holy Spirit is a different thing too.

1110
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,440
And why I don't know why you do.

1111
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,440
You feel a little threatened by your own son?

1112
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,440
No, he did.

1113
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,440
He did.

1114
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,440
I don't know why you do the father, son, Holy Spirit.

1115
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,440
It should be father, son, Holy Spirit.

1116
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,440
Yeah.

1117
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,440
That makes sense because that's one thing.

1118
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,440
Well, don't try explaining.

1119
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:13,440
No, but the whole that's one, upping me and my son.

1120
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:17,440
If you're God, fear, they get the Holy Spirit gets two taps.

1121
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,440
When you do the Son of the Cross.

1122
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,440
It's crazy.

1123
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,440
It should be the sign of the triangle.

1124
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,440
Just add a fourth thing.

1125
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,440
Well, you're drawing across.

1126
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,440
It's not like this is where the father and the son are.

1127
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,440
Well, that's the high IQ be father, son.

1128
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,440
It's like the line is the Holy Spirit.

1129
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:36,440
What about this?

1130
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,440
The father, son, Holy Spirit.

1131
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,440
How about the Zoro?

1132
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:49,440
I like other son, father, son, Holy Spirit, Zoro Austrianism.

1133
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,440
I'm not to be a Zoro Austrianism.

1134
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,440
What does it do again?

1135
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,440
That's that's the old Persian one.

1136
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,440
They believe in two gods.

1137
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,440
Darius believed in that.

1138
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,440
God of the day and the son is a God.

1139
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:02,440
The Persian God.

1140
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,440
They battle every day.

1141
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,440
And that's when it becomes night.

1142
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,440
Day man back and forth.

1143
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,440
Day man and night man.

1144
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,440
So Zoro Austrianism is if you.

1145
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:19,440
If you watch always if you watch always something in Philadelphia and they do day man fighter the night man.

1146
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,440
That's Zoro Austrianism in a nutshell.

1147
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,440
It's all this stuff.

1148
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:26,440
Day man fighter of the night.

1149
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:30,440
All these religious stories that have similar themes.

1150
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,440
Not all of them.

1151
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:33,440
Some are kind of weird.

1152
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,440
I like Kate and Abel because I have five brothers.

1153
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,440
And it's a story about killing your brother.

1154
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,440
Yeah.

1155
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:43,440
And it's like some of these are about my you know saving your son or your son got shot or private Ryan.

1156
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,440
Yeah, killing your son.

1157
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,440
Yeah, kill your own son.

1158
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,440
That's a story.

1159
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,440
But Christian have sex with your daughters.

1160
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:50,440
That's a lot.

1161
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:58,440
I mean Christianity, Islam and Judaism are all honestly if you if you read the Bible on YouTube, you get your channel banned.

1162
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,440
The stories are so fucking horrible.

1163
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:01,440
Yeah.

1164
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:06,440
They say they say they get the other so many demon time things are so so demonic.

1165
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,440
Yeah, I think it's just to get kids into the Bible.

1166
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:17,440
That's why they get so crass because they're trying to like they're trying to be like more edgy edgy to get like kids into the Bible.

1167
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,440
Do you say crass because you don't want to get as demon time by saying cast.

1168
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:27,440
Cast is that's that's another guy who would be on an improv team in the military.

1169
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:28,440
You know what I'm saying.

1170
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,440
No, he's saying.

1171
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:40,440
The Navy people in the Navy in the Navy there gave you gay guys.

1172
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,440
The Navy.

1173
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,440
Well, Dan McCartney, Dr.

1174
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:45,440
Drake de Verna.

1175
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:46,440
That's where he did.

1176
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,440
He was Drake.

1177
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,440
Drake lost recently.

1178
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,440
Right.

1179
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,440
I think he.

1180
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:58,440
So your Dan cast is going to be the new head of bad boy records.

1181
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,440
Really?

1182
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,440
They need some interplay.

1183
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:06,440
You know, yeah, yeah, because he he stole bad boy records from bad boy of comedy.

1184
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,440
I've always been more of a West Side guy except for except for me.

1185
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,440
You shit.

1186
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,440
What about I was trying to bring big white.

1187
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:20,440
I was trying to bring biggie over to the West Side and he's going to become friends with Tupac and then all the stuff popped off.

1188
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,440
He procrastinated.

1189
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,440
Yeah.

1190
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,440
I mean, I was the really real puppet master.

1191
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,440
Sugnight was just my muscle.

1192
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,440
Yeah.

1193
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,440
He's called Heathrow records named after the British airport.

1194
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:37,440
But then that but then he was like, what the fuck Heathrow?

1195
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:41,440
Oh, I got some friends on death row.

1196
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,440
Okay, just just do it.

1197
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,440
We named ourselves after them toffee bars.

1198
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,440
Yeah, I was like, I like that airport.

1199
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:56,440
That airport sucks. I've never been the same time in England is their airport and the food.

1200
00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:00,440
Were you on a what's called is layover over to Africa.

1201
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,440
Yeah, flying to Africa.

1202
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:06,440
Yeah, I took a plane down to Africa.

1203
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,440
Yeah, dude, so go do some humanitarian work.

1204
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,440
Yeah, go hang out with Femi.

1205
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,440
Oh, we did go hang out in Rwanda.

1206
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,440
You guys know that Femi guy.

1207
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,440
How about the Tutsis?

1208
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,440
What's up?

1209
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,440
I'll look before that guy gets a trouble.

1210
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,440
Who knows, baby?

1211
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,440
Who's that?

1212
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:21,440
This is coffee.

1213
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:22,440
I heard he's a virgin.

1214
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,440
Maybe that's I could do that.

1215
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,440
What does he do that's?

1216
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,440
Well, I mean, he just says crazy stuff.

1217
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,440
Like kind of an image thing in which way you'll say crazy.

1218
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,440
He's like you but like black.

1219
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,440
So I think he'll get in trouble.

1220
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:41,440
Yeah, so it's probably no, you don't get to get to what I'm more likely to get in trouble.

1221
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,440
Dude, he's like level five.

1222
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,440
You should meet Femi.

1223
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,440
Yeah, I don't know.

1224
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,440
Maybe level up.

1225
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,440
I guess are they like like trans or something?

1226
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,440
Oh, it's it's African guy.

1227
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,440
Oh, I know.

1228
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,440
Oh, wait, let me.

1229
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,440
Oh, no, it's all black guy.

1230
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,440
It goes about our.

1231
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,440
I know the church.

1232
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,440
The guy from the.

1233
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,440
Oh, I know the bullies.

1234
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,440
You just very black.

1235
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:08,440
What's up with all these people that don't speak good English.

1236
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,440
Come and do all these open mics.

1237
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,440
We need to figure something out because I want to hear.

1238
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,440
I want to hear concise.

1239
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:21,440
Annunciations in my stand up of the American language that Jesus Christ himself founded.

1240
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:25,440
Yeah, what's up with all these British guys talking about rap on YouTube?

1241
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:27,440
Is that a thing?

1242
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:32,440
Yeah, it's like there's like there's me and neuro watch all these like rap drama videos

1243
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:37,440
all the time and it's like it's either a black guy like a Mexican guy, Hispanic guy

1244
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,440
or a British white guy.

1245
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,440
They're talking about American rapper British rap American rap.

1246
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:43,440
Yeah.

1247
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:46,440
And they get into like all the gang shit and stuff.

1248
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:47,440
I think that's part of it.

1249
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,440
Like because they're like far away.

1250
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,440
It's cool.

1251
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,440
Yeah.

1252
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,440
It's hits.

1253
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,440
It's like true crime.

1254
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:54,440
Yeah.

1255
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,440
I've heard some British.

1256
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:01,440
I've heard some British rappers and probably only heard like some of the best songs, but

1257
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,440
it's probably in general bad.

1258
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,440
They don't talk about British rap because it's not interesting.

1259
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,440
Yeah, but trying to get views.

1260
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,440
The foreign beggars is one.

1261
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,440
The full wind bag as I like beggars pizza.

1262
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,440
Yeah, I don't know.

1263
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:18,440
I've never heard of it.

1264
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:19,440
That's pretty good growing up.

1265
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,440
Is that the gym for North bars?

1266
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,440
Is that named after him?

1267
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,440
He's always begging for pizza.

1268
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,440
He's a beggar on the street.

1269
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,440
Wow.

1270
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:30,440
Yeah, I think he's dead.

1271
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,440
He's not listening.

1272
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,440
Beggars nachos.

1273
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,440
Now that's Derek Strong.

1274
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,440
Beggars.

1275
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,440
Beggars can't be choosers.

1276
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,440
And they should have choosers.

1277
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,440
That's what he's always called.

1278
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:46,440
When there was customers that would like always ask for like up like that.

1279
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:50,440
When I worked at one company, I can't say the company name.

1280
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,440
NDA.

1281
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:52,440
Star Trek.

1282
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,440
Yeah, Star Trek ship.

1283
00:44:55,440 --> 00:45:01,440
But when people were like asked for a free upgrade and then they would like also be very demanding about stuff.

1284
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,440
We call them BC's beggar choosers.

1285
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,440
You can't be both of those.

1286
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,440
So we would never give them the upgrades.

1287
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,440
We would be like, we can't do it even though we could.

1288
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:11,440
It's against policy.

1289
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:16,440
But if you go into a place like that, like a rental car place or something like that and you're super nice,

1290
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,440
they're way more likely to just give you a free upgrade.

1291
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,440
Yeah.

1292
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,440
You just gotta go in nice.

1293
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:27,440
It'd be nice to shit to customer service people and then as long as they're not just some dipshit.

1294
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,440
How are you doing today?

1295
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:29,440
Great, thank you.

1296
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,440
Yeah.

1297
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,440
It's one example.

1298
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,440
What if I got really into athletics?

1299
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:36,440
Like I just started working all the time and started like working on a triathlon at all times.

1300
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,440
Well, you would just be copying Chris.

1301
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,440
No, because I would I would stop.

1302
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,440
I would stop doing comedy and stuff.

1303
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,440
I would just be I'd be copying Bruce Jenner more.

1304
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,440
You'd be just wanting to be athletic.

1305
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,440
Well, don't take that one too far though.

1306
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:50,440
What do you say?

1307
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,440
Like a dukka saying don't cut it off.

1308
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,440
Don't run over somebody with my car.

1309
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:55,440
Don't cut.

1310
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,440
Don't cut off.

1311
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,440
Don't cut off the thing.

1312
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,440
The thing.

1313
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,440
That was somebody's really good.

1314
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:08,440
Like P Diddy should be trans because like Bruce Jenner got away with murder by becoming trans.

1315
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:09,440
Yeah.

1316
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:13,440
Running someone over their car is the P Diddy move.

1317
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,440
Oh, surprise surprise.

1318
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,440
Well, now him hitting his wife is like their equals folks.

1319
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:20,440
We're going to be guys.

1320
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,440
I want to say this while we're in this part of the episode really quick.

1321
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:29,440
We're going to be doing a live podcast at comedy bar the first Sunday of September, I believe.

1322
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:35,440
We didn't get the we just don't know the time or the ticket link but the details clear your day.

1323
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:40,440
There's going to be a discount for patrons and if you're not a patron, there's no discount, but it's going to be.

1324
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,440
It's going to be worth your money either way.

1325
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,440
Chicago comedy bar the best club in the city.

1326
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,440
You see the city never sleeps.

1327
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:48,440
Yep.

1328
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:52,440
And they also have they are partnered with pizza.

1329
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:58,440
So you can get pizza to and watch the funniest podcast with some of the funniest comics that we're going to have on the show.

1330
00:46:58,440 --> 00:46:59,440
Two.

1331
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:08,440
And then also I wanted to plug us at some point going to Pittsburgh and doing a live podcast out there.

1332
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:18,440
Because we we have a love hate with Pittsburgh, you know, I mean, we don't hate them, but we they're kind of beneath us there and they're gross.

1333
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,440
They love us.

1334
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:21,440
Yeah.

1335
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:27,440
Well, I mean, I just don't like that Steven Hofstadter is has a indentured server to compound.

1336
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,440
I saw a picture of him.

1337
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,440
I wanted to ask like, he is that the guy with the cult?

1338
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,440
I looked up his wife and she doesn't play a child.

1339
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,440
He has a wife.

1340
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,440
Yeah, he recently got married to a child.

1341
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,440
Wow.

1342
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:43,440
I didn't know it's even Steve.

1343
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:51,440
If there's anything that's anything that's a scam, but we can't bring this up.

1344
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,440
That's okay.

1345
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:59,440
Does anything that's a scam is it's it's it's Steven Hofstadter's indentured servitude compound.

1346
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,440
You get to live there.

1347
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:05,440
We get to make content for him for hours on end for hours on end.

1348
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:06,440
I applied for it.

1349
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:07,440
Guess what?

1350
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,440
What?

1351
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:09,440
No response.

1352
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:19,440
Well, I wonder if it's because you're funny and you don't need to probably make content for someone else to feel funny.

1353
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:20,440
Yeah, but I want to live.

1354
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,440
I wanted to live there to maybe I'll die my hair.

1355
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,440
Yeah, I'll die my hair purple.

1356
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:30,440
Take some pictures pretending that I'm not I don't live in like a nice condo.

1357
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:34,440
No, but imagine just like the comedy training you get there.

1358
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,440
How to be fucking weird.

1359
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:40,440
How to how to how to manage your people.

1360
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:50,440
How does yeah, how to complain and how to make sure that yeah, and how bad and how to talk about how other people are doing bad stuff.

1361
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,440
How to complain about complainers.

1362
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,440
How to deal with hecklers.

1363
00:48:55,440 --> 00:49:00,440
I think it's mainly just how to complain about people that you don't agree with.

1364
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:06,440
And people calling you out and just just talk about politics for no reason.

1365
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:19,440
And then and then yeah, and then see and then and then have questions formulated that you know will get a response from somebody that you know the the response to that already.

1366
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:23,440
No, and you just had a plan to the audience during the Q&A afterwards.

1367
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:27,440
Yeah, could be a comedy show could be a court battle.

1368
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,440
Well, that's how Jason lost like his whole life.

1369
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,440
That's why he's so sad.

1370
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:35,440
You have enough plants in the audience and yeah more plants.

1371
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,440
Yeah, we're talking about grass is gonna be greener.

1372
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:43,440
I'm talking about how Stephen Haustader I applied for you know his indentured servitude compound.

1373
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:47,440
I just he didn't even reply being a naturally really funny guy.

1374
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,440
Yeah, you're really talented.

1375
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:59,440
What you should have is a compound and a group of people to give you power like Anthony Kumi a compound media have something like that has something like super offensive and racist.

1376
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:04,440
It's aligned with me have a rainbow flag and decide of a church that doesn't sound like a cult.

1377
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,440
Yeah, no, it's Stephen Hofstetter's really funny.

1378
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:08,440
Well, it is.

1379
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:16,440
I think it's legitimate in that sort of attitude because they have a place to live and they're forced to make content for him because he's really funny.

1380
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:21,440
And so you need the power when you're really fun.

1381
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:22,440
Yeah.

1382
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:26,440
Well, let's take him down a couple pegs.

1383
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,440
Stephen, you'll climb right back.

1384
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:32,440
Stephen Hofstetter more like Stephen coughs better.

1385
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,440
Yeah.

1386
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:34,440
Okay, let's see.

1387
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:35,440
Oh, let's see.

1388
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,440
Let's see if it's a token on stage.

1389
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:42,440
Folks, Stephen Hofstetter claimed his mom is Google alerts on for what his name is said.

1390
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:47,440
So let's say Stephen Hofstetter a bunch of times Stephen Hofstetter Stephen Hofstetter Stephen Hofstetter.

1391
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,440
Did he appear?

1392
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:50,440
Okay, let's know.

1393
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,440
Let's see if I get a message that his mom got a Google alert.

1394
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,440
He's a liar.

1395
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,440
Did you watch his Joe Rogan at all?

1396
00:50:58,440 --> 00:50:59,440
I turned it on.

1397
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:00,440
I couldn't take it.

1398
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:01,440
It was such a bad episode.

1399
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,440
That's not something I would let go into my ears.

1400
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,440
I was hoping I could get some tea on him.

1401
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,440
If I was J.P.

1402
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:13,440
They literally started talking about hecklers and it's fucking I never heard anything worse

1403
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:17,440
than like Joe Rogan and Steve Hofstetter talking about comedy bullshit.

1404
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:21,440
Yeah, I want to kill myself like the ins and outs of dealing with hecklers.

1405
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,440
What's the?

1406
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:28,440
Oh, do you know the name of that hot dog restaurant by the way?

1407
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,440
Um, hot dog restaurant.

1408
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:31,440
Oh, I forget.

1409
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,440
I have a t-shirt from there.

1410
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:35,440
Let me know if you forgot the name because I want to incorporate it.

1411
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:41,440
If I can if it works out, but I think it's called a hot dogs incorporated.

1412
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,440
Okay.

1413
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,440
Yeah, that sounds right.

1414
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:46,440
Hot dogs ink.

1415
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:47,440
It's a skyscraper.

1416
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:52,440
You know, be a good name for a company is pens ink.

1417
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:53,440
Pens ink.

1418
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:54,440
Okay.

1419
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:55,440
You sell pens.

1420
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:56,440
Okay.

1421
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:57,440
Different types of pens.

1422
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:58,440
Or octopuses ink.

1423
00:51:58,440 --> 00:51:59,440
Oh, no.

1424
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:00,440
This is not a bad.

1425
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:01,440
Squids ink.

1426
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:02,440
I don't really get heckled.

1427
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,440
That's smart though.

1428
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:04,440
Hold on.

1429
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:05,440
I'm going to get that really quick.

1430
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,440
What's it mean if you get heckled all the time?

1431
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,440
I mean, it's somebody's mom.

1432
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,440
Maybe people don't like you.

1433
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,440
Wait, I really want to get heckling.

1434
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,440
Can I finish up this pen idea?

1435
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,440
Yes.

1436
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:20,440
Yeah, I was thinking on the first floor, you it's like bad pens, like the big packs of

1437
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:21,440
the shitty pens.

1438
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:22,440
Oh, yeah.

1439
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:23,440
And as you go up, it's like nicer and nicer.

1440
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:27,440
And then you get to the top and it's like solid gold like pens and like nice things.

1441
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:28,440
Oh, yeah.

1442
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,440
The case and then they also have like graving.

1443
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,440
Actually, no, that's the floor before the penthouse.

1444
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:35,440
The penthouse has like Benjamin Franklin's feather quill.

1445
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:36,440
Oh, yeah.

1446
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:37,440
So, yeah.

1447
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:45,440
So, I'm and right now corporate or commercial real estate, it's cheap because so many people

1448
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,440
are working remote now.

1449
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:47,440
That's right.

1450
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:48,440
That's right.

1451
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,440
So if anybody wants to, we'll call it Penn Station.

1452
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:55,440
If anybody wants to, if anybody wants to invent in our invest in our skyscraper called Penn

1453
00:52:55,440 --> 00:53:01,440
Station or my comedy club called Lincoln Logs or sorry, open mic.

1454
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:07,440
It's gonna be an open mic skyscraper Lincoln Logs just patreon.com slash bad comedy.

1455
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:11,440
You can put as much in there or where's this going to be located Pennsylvania?

1456
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:12,440
Pennsylvania.

1457
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,440
Yeah.

1458
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,440
In Penn State, right.

1459
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,440
It'll be in Pennsylvania.

1460
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,440
It'll be in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania right next to the train station.

1461
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,440
I love it.

1462
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:22,440
Yeah.

1463
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,440
And then so hecklers, what are they?

1464
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:30,440
They're upset about whoever's on stage just being annoying.

1465
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:31,440
Yeah.

1466
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,440
Or but not always speak up about it.

1467
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,440
That's what makes them that.

1468
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:38,440
No, but there are.

1469
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:39,440
They don't respect.

1470
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:40,440
There are positive.

1471
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,440
Sometimes you're annoyed with the people on stage and you keep it to yourself.

1472
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:44,440
That's one thing.

1473
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:45,440
Yeah.

1474
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:50,440
But sometimes you're like, there's different types of hecklers.

1475
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:54,440
There's drunk women that are just like, he's sound right.

1476
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,440
Yeah.

1477
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,440
You know, that's a way too loud.

1478
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,440
So, so what's your move for dealing with a hacker?

1479
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:00,440
Well, it depends the type.

1480
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,440
I call them heckers because they bring heck upon my life.

1481
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:06,440
So yeah, because I'm like, what the heck?

1482
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:07,440
Yeah.

1483
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:12,440
I would say get better at comedy where people don't speak up when you're talking.

1484
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,440
Who maybe be, but I don't know.

1485
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,440
I don't have a cult based on.

1486
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,440
Normally I'd try to figure it out on the fly.

1487
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:23,440
So I mean, if it's like a drunk woman, they keep saying stuff like when I say stuff like

1488
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:26,440
isn't it even if she says that was funny or something like that.

1489
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:29,440
I'm like, hey, it's a shut up.

1490
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,440
Yeah.

1491
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:31,440
I want you to shut up.

1492
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:32,440
Yeah.

1493
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:33,440
Kind of take it.

1494
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:34,440
I kind of use it.

1495
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:35,440
It's kind of your shut up that I borrow.

1496
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:36,440
So thank you.

1497
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,440
Yeah.

1498
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,440
Feels like a bad habit to tell people to shut up.

1499
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:40,440
I think shut up.

1500
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:41,440
Yeah.

1501
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:42,440
Yeah.

1502
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:43,440
Yeah.

1503
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,440
Only if she does it like a few times.

1504
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:50,440
Obviously if she's like saying good things, but like too loud for the show that it makes

1505
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,440
it unenjoyable for other people.

1506
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:55,440
Then I go, hey, can you shut up?

1507
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,440
I think it's just like abstinence.

1508
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:59,440
It's just like, just don't get heckled.

1509
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:02,440
Or if I can't think of the guy's real name.

1510
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:07,440
Who's that guy goes, oh, Mike's, he's like skinny and his wife got murdered.

1511
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,440
Something.

1512
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:11,440
I called him something to tell her the other day.

1513
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:15,440
His name is like, well, why don't we do some role?

1514
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,440
Oh, let's do some role playing.

1515
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:18,440
So Dylan, you're the heckler.

1516
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:24,440
I'm doing the 9 11 joke and you and you're upset because because you think 9 11 is a

1517
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:25,440
subject.

1518
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:29,440
So I'm going to be in the middle of it and they manager sprinted out and said 9 11 is

1519
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,440
happening.

1520
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:33,200
And and then we all knew what that meant right away.

1521
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:34,440
So I looked to my friend.

1522
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,440
You get a heckle me.

1523
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,440
I was my friend.

1524
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:37,440
Dow Jones.

1525
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,440
I was like, get off the stage.

1526
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:41,440
What was it?

1527
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,440
9 11 was a national tragedy.

1528
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:45,440
It's not funny.

1529
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:46,440
Yeah.

1530
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:47,440
Were you there, sir?

1531
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:48,440
No, I wasn't there.

1532
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:49,440
Were you at 9 11?

1533
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,440
Thank God I wasn't there.

1534
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:52,440
Okay, sir.

1535
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:54,440
I'm 9 11 and I'm a survivor.

1536
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:55,440
Yeah, right.

1537
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:56,440
Yeah, right?

1538
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,440
Yeah.

1539
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,440
Okay.

1540
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:02,440
Well, we'll talk after the show, sir, but I'm offended by you because I was there at

1541
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,440
9 11 2001.

1542
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:06,200
I'm offended by your act.

1543
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,440
And I don't want to hear this.

1544
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:09,440
I'm offended by you.

1545
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,040
I don't want to hear this either.

1546
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,040
Get off the stage.

1547
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,040
Yeah.

1548
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,040
So you suck.

1549
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,440
So either enjoy the show or leave security.

1550
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:17,440
Get his ass.

1551
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,280
You don't have security.

1552
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:20,440
This is a bar show.

1553
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:21,440
You suck.

1554
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:31,440
We both did it the hardest ever show, but you got this笨 thisAh, I got so pissed.

1555
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:36,440
Even and you fucked up.

1556
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,340
So we got your from the dark you can do this even if you're not sure if a kid went for

1557
00:56:38,340 --> 00:56:40,340
a Tekken TV or a shitty話.

1558
00:56:40,340 --> 00:56:41,440
He liked your a fucking bar.

1559
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:46,440
Because the two of you two were in the short story.

1560
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:50,440
He tried to hit him in the C ilion.

1561
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:54,120
the way Alex is under the line tonight. Oh, yes. We got a

1562
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:58,880
pick. Maybe maybe I'll go heckle his ass. Yep. Get off the

1563
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,200
if anyone drops out, maybe you can give me my spot that I

1564
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:05,560
that I mode. Yeah, we'll get you a spot you gave up before.

1565
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,560
Oh, not that. No, not that one. No, different one. The one

1566
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:13,720
nobody came. I'm on a spot too. They canceled because they're

1567
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:17,360
worried about the weather. It's either everybody. It's all or

1568
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:21,640
nothing, you know. It's all or nothing. Get off the stage. You

1569
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:27,600
suck. If they say that. Then I say, so yeah, you get out of my

1570
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:35,200
audience. You're a bad audience member. Oh, we're on the free

1571
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:39,920
episode. That means that you took it the bank. You have to

1572
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:46,560
actually edit that you have to. 57. Okay. Let me grab my wall

1573
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:51,840
to do that. Just what I write it down for now. 57. What? And

1574
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,960
sometimes in life you added it down. You can fix it. I can give

1575
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:58,760
you a strategic. Alright, whatever. Get off the stage. You

1576
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:06,960
suck. She tries to take the mic from you. Okay, well, I'm just

1577
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,440
gonna look to the producer. What do you want me to do here?

1578
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,600
You want me to destroy this person's life? Or do you want me

1579
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:17,760
to get off the stage? I'm a trained comedian. I go you know

1580
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,600
what I do is because I'm like an egalitarian and I don't think

1581
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:22,920
I'm better than anyone in the crowd. So I go excuse me,

1582
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:25,600
producer. Can you get this person a microphone? They have

1583
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:28,640
something to say. Yeah, nice. Let's let's have a conversation

1584
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:31,240
buddy. Let's open this up. I want to hear what you have to

1585
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:34,480
say. I'm an open minded person and I want to hear what your

1586
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,040
point of view and I hope you'll be kind enough to listen to my

1587
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,600
point of view, sir. But really, you're thinking this person

1588
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,120
has no idea what they're getting themselves and then they give

1589
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:49,520
the microphone to Nick Nutella. Oh, shit. Nick Nutella. His name

1590
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:55,080
is Nutella. So you you lose right away. Yeah, it's pretty hard

1591
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:58,680
addition on you. You can call their name and it's not going to

1592
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:00,360
a battle with Nick Nutella.

1593
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:05,880
Unless maybe you have like a better name unless you got a

1594
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:10,320
Graham cracker. Do not go. No, I'm telling you just hit the

1595
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:16,680
camera super hard unless you got a unless you got an advanced

1596
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:20,160
degree in hazelnut. You don't want to argue with this guy.

1597
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:25,600
The Nick Nutella. The Nutella. He's been to jail. The white

1598
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,600
guy looks like I'm crocheting. Yeah, he's been to jail and

1599
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:30,880
stuff and he's more he's hung out. He's fallen from far. His

1600
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:35,400
family, of course, is the the Nutella. Oh, dynasty. Yeah,

1601
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,640
they're very rich. The Snyder's and there's a lot of

1602
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:44,960
diamonds. Yeah. Question guys. Are you in money? I've been

1603
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:48,160
money mode 24 seven. How about you? You in money mode? I'm

1604
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:52,280
always in money mode. I can't afford not to be when I get

1605
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:54,920
bonked into head. I don't see stars. I see dollar signs. I

1606
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:59,720
all I see is dollar signs. So I actually got a new wallet

1607
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:02,760
because the Ridge wallet wasn't able to fit all the platinum

1608
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:05,760
credit cards. I have been with the cash. That sucks. I feel

1609
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:09,400
I've I feel your pain. You have wallets getting a new wallet

1610
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:12,280
is just growing pains for getting rich. Yeah, that's how

1611
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:15,080
it's I mean, but it's not that hard when you can just do it

1612
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:19,040
on Amazon. Right when you get by one on Amazon. Yeah, I got a

1613
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,760
new one. Yeah, you don't got to go to Marshall's anymore. You

1614
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,120
guys straight online. What do you guys rock with with your

1615
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:27,800
real wallets? You guys got old, old bad one. I've been using a

1616
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:31,560
plastic. I've been using a big perlap sack that has a money

1617
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:36,840
sign on it. Oh, it's my wallet. Is it a is it a crown royal

1618
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:41,720
velvet bag? No, no, it's a big is a big brown bag with like a

1619
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,600
tie on the top and then it has a money sign on it. How about

1620
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:52,160
you do what do you rock with for your wallet? Guess wallet.

1621
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:56,080
Okay, open it up. Open it up. I kind of see you like guess

1622
01:00:56,080 --> 01:01:03,640
wallet. Guess not. So it is it? Guess not. So I just want to

1623
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:07,720
say guys, I have superior wallet. I'm not meeting the shit on

1624
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:13,040
any of your wallets. But we have a partnership with Oscar. Okay,

1625
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:16,400
you what's Oscar? Yeah, what is it? The King of Australia? The

1626
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:23,400
King of Australia? What's what's Oscar? You may ask. It's

1627
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,680
either the King of Australia or a company in Hong Kong. I'm not

1628
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:30,320
sure. However, one thing I do know is that they make an amazing

1629
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:34,120
wallet. Okay, show enough. Yeah, so they they sent me this

1630
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:41,280
wallet. And it's amazing. It has find my iPhone technology

1631
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:46,240
already connected in so like like like like the fight. So

1632
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:49,480
tracks tracks your every movement as a I'm gonna wait to

1633
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:55,000
your money company. I like well, so you can connect it to

1634
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:59,680
my nose where your money is at. Please do this. So if you put

1635
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,160
your money in your cards in there, someone can find where it

1636
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:08,080
is. So all the time. So you connect to define my iPhones, like

1637
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:10,760
so when you got if you lose your Apple Watch or if you lose

1638
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:15,640
your phone or your AirPods, just like that. So the same app, you

1639
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:18,160
can put your wallet in there in case you lose your wallet. You

1640
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:21,400
see, I've lost hundreds of wallets. And

1641
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:25,520
financial advisor, I'm very irresponsible with my wallet. I'm

1642
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:28,960
very responsible with my money itself. But with items, I have

1643
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:33,520
a disability. But I'm always able to I've crone disease as

1644
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:39,440
well. disabled in a lot of ways. And I'm brave. But this thing

1645
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:43,960
here, check it out. It's a very nice looking wallet. It's

1646
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:50,320
flipped down like this. So you can go like, you can go like FBI,

1647
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:54,240
and then the magnet grabs it right away. And this magnet is so

1648
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:57,480
strong, your money would fall out if you know what the money's

1649
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:02,440
on the back in the clip. And then there's an extra pocket here

1650
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:05,360
for a business card. I don't have it in there right now. And

1651
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,440
there's another one right here, you can put something in or you

1652
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:09,760
can put your ID in here so you can slide it out faster for the

1653
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:13,240
bouncer. The main thing that sets apart is the tracking device.

1654
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:16,480
Well, that's one of the main parts. You also keep your cards

1655
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:19,960
in this cool switchblade thing. So you keep your credit card in

1656
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:21,640
there, your debit card in there.

1657
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,400
I'll pop out at once and you're juggling them.

1658
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:28,440
Well, they will they all pop out in a fashionable way with my

1659
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:31,720
original wallet. You have the slots you got there. Well, you

1660
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:36,000
can fit five in there. You only have five cards. I have more

1661
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,720
than five cards. I don't need to bring more than five out. Plus

1662
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:42,480
this has you put one here multiple wallets. I mean, yeah,

1663
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:47,520
maybe when you're rich like me. But folks, I used to have a

1664
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:50,760
ridge wallet. I now go to the bar, right? You walk up to the

1665
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:53,600
bouncer and they say let me see your ID. And I'm like, okay, one

1666
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:56,320
sec. And then you have to and then you press the thing you

1667
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:59,960
got to pull every single card out and then they fall and you're

1668
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,000
like, juggling them all around they fall everywhere. They shoot

1669
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:07,040
I give 10 cards all around the ground. And then someone price

1670
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:10,400
wipes one if there's a long line. If it's a busy bar, you look

1671
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:13,840
like a clown. Everyone's laughing in the bar. All the women are

1672
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:16,640
laughing at you. You probably don't even want to go in after

1673
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:21,000
that. Who wants to deal with that? Nobody wants to deal with

1674
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:25,720
that. This they just flip out like a cool ass switchblade. And

1675
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:29,360
then you just get to grab the right one that you need. So

1676
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:35,480
marketing towards people. So so you can get this on Amazon for

1677
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:41,640
45% off using promo code bad comedy. It's off King a US K

1678
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:47,360
a and G. Just having a smart wallet off King and and you can

1679
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:50,840
get a great deal on it only ends up being how much it only ends up

1680
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:54,600
being around 35 bucks instead of 60 and my Ridge wallet which is

1681
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:59,080
basically just two pieces of metal with Oh, it's also RF ID

1682
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:00,000
blocking by the way,

1683
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:04,360
because the the wallet industry is mainly scams. Well, the

1684
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:07,800
price, the minimalist wallet. Yeah, the minimalist, the

1685
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:12,040
minimalist wallet movement has gone way too far minimalist.

1686
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:16,520
It's it's nothing. It's two pieces of metal and some bands.

1687
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:19,680
It's stupid. And even the old wallets were it's always been

1688
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:22,360
a scan. Well, the old wallets were way too fat. It's because

1689
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:25,280
they know you got money. So they're gonna charge you. Yeah.

1690
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:28,240
So this is the front. This is a front pocket or back pocket

1691
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:34,320
wallet. And it can track your every so it's not a maximum

1692
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,880
minimalist wallet. It's not a minimalist wallet. It's a

1693
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:40,040
middle minimalist wallet. I call it because it has all the

1694
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:42,880
functions of a maximum list wallet, but pretty close to the

1695
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:46,960
size of a minimalist wallet plus tracking. Yep. And I got rid

1696
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:50,720
of my Ridge wallet. I threw it in the mist. I threw it in the

1697
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:54,720
Mississippi River. Wow. You'd never be seen again. Yeah. I

1698
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:59,840
accidentally had my money in there. But so is that this

1699
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:05,000
waterproof? I well I tested it. So I water boarded it shot it

1700
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:09,600
with my gun. Mine lasted but I've don't try it at home folks

1701
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:13,920
because I don't know if it'll work. But I mean, it's very durable.

1702
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:18,200
I know and this looks a little bit thick. It's not thick. It's

1703
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:21,480
kind of uncomfortable. I wear skinny jeans. Is there any way you

1704
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:22,840
can glue that thing up?

1705
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:30,120
Uh, but just put it side on your front back. I can't it's

1706
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:33,160
tough. Well, you need to okay, you're you were way too tight of

1707
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:34,800
jeans that it's just gross.

1708
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:38,080
Talk about my jeans. People are kind of grossed out by your

1709
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:41,880
jeans. I heard that. Yeah, I heard that a lot of people would

1710
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:45,640
grab it. But it's a good wallet, right? Well, yeah, yours is

1711
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:48,240
looking pretty good, Dylan. I'll be honest. Dylan, can you please

1712
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:54,440
me? And then you get just anything to get the people

1713
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:58,400
talking. What if this give me your honest opinion on it? This

1714
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:02,440
mechanic. This thing sucks. It's ugly. How this because what

1715
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:07,840
kind of like, what kind of pattern is this? It's it's

1716
01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:11,160
normally with a carbon fiber pattern. No, but this is what it

1717
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:15,280
kind of look at this tacky as fuck. How's that?

1718
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:21,320
Tacky tacky. How this is a tacky pattern. How your shoes

1719
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:24,560
look like socks, dude. What are you talking about? Yeah. The

1720
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:28,360
more you talk about your guy who wears shoes about my I'm sorry

1721
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,520
your shoes look like socks. Why are you wearing a hat in

1722
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:33,200
July? You're talking about shit about that sleek wallet. You

1723
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:36,440
guys can't talk to me about fashion. Okay, well, you're

1724
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:39,680
wearing a winner. And this looks like I would struggle to

1725
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,640
disagree fashion. It's summer right now. How does it look? How

1726
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:46,120
does it? How does this looks like a reject shoe at Marshall?

1727
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:49,480
How you don't even oblige the simple principles about okay,

1728
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,080
wear a coat in the summer. So put your wallet. That's not

1729
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:53,800
simple. But you're walling next to that wallet.

1730
01:07:57,560 --> 01:08:00,240
See mine looks good. You're not like it. Let's put them next

1731
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:01,760
to each other. Okay. Okay.

1732
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:06,400
Your ears yours just fits in slim straight jeans. That's the

1733
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:09,720
only plus. All right, which one looks better? Literally the only

1734
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:13,800
plus. No, no, well, lay him out. Lay him out. Like the one on the

1735
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,240
left. Me too. Yeah.

1736
01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:18,320
Laying it. Are you doing it to be a contrarian or to pick on me?

1737
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:22,880
Okay, but but I'm calling out max. No, I think both. No, but

1738
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:25,760
the functionality of yours. How does it where the where the

1739
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:29,360
cards go? Yeah, what's up with the functionality? Okay, so you

1740
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:32,000
don't there's no ID. I don't need to pop them out of something

1741
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:35,440
where so you have the McKenna. If this broke, you couldn't get

1742
01:08:35,440 --> 01:08:38,120
your cards out. So you have to pull every card. Dylan, you

1743
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:40,480
sound like you're freaking triggered right now. Yes, you

1744
01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:42,240
have to pull every card out every time you go to the bar.

1745
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:46,200
Just being yes, pull every card out. Any time you go anywhere.

1746
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:49,240
I can pull any card out without needing to press a button.

1747
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:53,840
Okay, pull pull one card card in the middle out. Yeah, do your

1748
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:59,800
best. I do. Okay, now pull out your debit. He's used to pulling

1749
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,240
out his ID because of his friend. The one in the middle is

1750
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:04,680
frequent dealings with the police. Let's talk about this. So

1751
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:07,640
it's a tacky pattern. Because he's always going to a liquor

1752
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:09,960
store. This guy's got a tracking device. I got an alcohol

1753
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:13,480
problem problem only. So does your so does your iPhone. That's

1754
01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:16,200
why he's so good. I don't know. Not a problem. That's why he

1755
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:18,840
pulled out his ID so quickly. He has an alcohol problem. Yeah,

1756
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:21,720
he's very comfortable. My birthday. I mean, very comfortable

1757
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:25,320
going to you have a store. You have a shitty wallet. I don't

1758
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:27,800
know why you're upset about this. It might be because we got

1759
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:32,120
the sponsor because before you joined, but I'm not salty.

1760
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:36,200
You gotta realize or sell anything you guys ever. Okay,

1761
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:39,400
we're never going to sell a single. I love your I love your

1762
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:42,360
optimism and this is actually a good product. So I don't mind.

1763
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:45,960
I don't mind tacky shoe looking wallet. It's got a tracking

1764
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:49,400
device for no reason. What do you mean? If you lose your wallet,

1765
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:53,080
you lost your wallet. That's not new cards. That's not true at

1766
01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:55,000
all. What if you get fucked up? You don't know a bar. It's not

1767
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:58,680
worth another company having your tracking device. It's not

1768
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:01,880
another company. It's the same company. It would be it. Do

1769
01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:04,040
you literally have a phone tracking you in your pocket at

1770
01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:07,800
all times? Yeah, I mean, do you have tracking? Do you have

1771
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:11,320
to the wallet? There's no difference, dude. You have my

1772
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:14,680
phone on your phone or you add a tracking device to

1773
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:16,360
everything you own. Well, yeah, I mean, the people who

1774
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:18,280
track you through the phone sell it to all the other

1775
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:21,880
companies. So does okay. So I'm sure. Okay. But I'm just

1776
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:24,760
saying like this. So you can't be like, so you can't be like,

1777
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:27,160
oh, not another one. It's like everything tracks you. Maybe

1778
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:29,880
just don't be a dumb ass and loser. You're goddamn dominoes

1779
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:34,120
is tracking you and I do a lot. ugly ass wallet and your dominoes

1780
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:38,200
ampers. So so do you have my iPhone on your phone? I'm a

1781
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:41,960
nose on your phone. Do you have my phone? You probably do.

1782
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:44,840
No, dominoes makes me say you have my iPhone. I used to get

1783
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:47,640
dominoes when I was on a you know, you have it off. Yeah,

1784
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:51,000
actually. Yeah. Okay, so you're like a conspiracy. The

1785
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:55,720
Hickok guy. No, I'm just like Trevor Austin. I'm not Dale.

1786
01:10:55,720 --> 01:11:01,320
You're Trevor Austin before going to 75 halfway houses. I like

1787
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:05,400
my guess wallets got a lion thing on it. No, I know but this

1788
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:08,280
is a good wallet. This is objectively a good one. Attack.

1789
01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:11,240
Yes. I'm on Adderall. So I'm like going down some weird

1790
01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:16,520
Facebook. Yeah, but okay. I don't know why you said I'll

1791
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:18,360
probably have to cut out all that shit. You said about

1792
01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:22,280
sponsor. Because I still think a video for them. No, it's

1793
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:24,440
interesting. He raised some points and he was wrong about

1794
01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:30,040
everything. You know, what's our sales history with how much

1795
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:34,120
I should have we made on any product we've endorsed. You

1796
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:37,400
know what it's not helping you. We can't be in Mac have

1797
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:40,280
actually sold some stuff. You've not sold anything. Yeah.

1798
01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:44,760
What have you guys sold? We patron subscriptions. Okay. T

1799
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:50,520
shirts. Yeah, I've sold t shirts. What else? Well, have you

1800
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:54,360
ever sold anything you plug on your T subscription T. Yeah.

1801
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:56,200
Well, we can't talk about that. We can't talk about the

1802
01:11:56,200 --> 01:12:01,720
numbers on there zero. No, it's not zero, but it's not good.

1803
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:05,800
And I'm not gonna say cousins. Yeah, it's my cousin's got

1804
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:09,880
business anyway. What is this? It's a way to make us money.

1805
01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:12,840
This is a legitimate sponsorship money. I mean, yeah,

1806
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:14,920
because we split it if but I mean obviously you shouldn't

1807
01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:18,280
get any since you're such a nice guy. I never got any of that

1808
01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:24,520
T money. Yeah. Yeah, we'll talk. That's right. We've already

1809
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:27,880
explained how well did you do with the T ads? You did the

1810
01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:31,000
same thing. You did the same thing you're doing here. So

1811
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,480
there's a just if anything you should have to pay us for the

1812
01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:36,440
money you're losing us. No, you are literally losing us. Like

1813
01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:39,720
if we had any chance of making money that you would make if

1814
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:42,040
we had any chance of making money, you're like getting in the

1815
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:44,680
way of it. I know but just you guys are going to sell out on

1816
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:48,200
a shitty wallet. Well, how is it selling out? How is it selling

1817
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:53,560
out? This is a free episode. This is to advertise us. Yeah,

1818
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:56,200
we're making the episode worse so people buy the patron. This

1819
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:59,240
is where we don't do these. This is ad comedy podcast. This is

1820
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:03,320
the free episodes or the other ones where we do the ads.

1821
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:06,920
Yeah, yeah, but it's a feeder and it's do you put your stuff.

1822
01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:09,560
It's a feeder. So the one that we do the ads on you put your

1823
01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:14,760
stuff on YouTube and get ads on YouTube. No. Oh, really? So

1824
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:17,080
we turn one of your ads on my turn on one of your YouTube

1825
01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:20,440
videos. You don't think an ad would play? Maybe but I'm not

1826
01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:23,720
seeing any money. So you sold out. That's not selling out. I

1827
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:26,600
don't get any money. What you should have this sucky that you

1828
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:29,320
don't get money from them. It's like you would just sell out to

1829
01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:32,920
have like a few views on your clip. I guess I know it's not

1830
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:35,960
selling out. I don't have a choice. Okay. Yeah, you just

1831
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:40,920
don't put it on there. So so sell out. All right, selling out

1832
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:44,680
to just post anything. Yeah, I could have an ad pop up. Yeah,

1833
01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:47,880
even if it's their money. Because you yeah, you want that you

1834
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:50,760
want this is this is a low at least we're trying to get money.

1835
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,080
You're just trying to get three views. Yeah. And you're

1836
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:55,000
trying to shit on a wallet that's actually good and I

1837
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:58,840
actually like a lot. I mean, I'm not even just fucking around.

1838
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:01,640
Because I have lost a bunch of wallets and you get to the DMV

1839
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:04,680
and you have to order all your different cards again and I

1840
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:07,640
only have one ID left before I have to go to court to get a

1841
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:11,560
new one. So that's why I need this tracker. A lot of people

1842
01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:14,840
lose wallets. You said I'm still using a big bag with a dollar

1843
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:17,000
sign on the side. But as soon as that wears out, I'm gonna

1844
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,400
switch to the wall. Donnie Townsend probably loses his wallet

1845
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:21,320
all the time too. I'm not the only person that loses their

1846
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:23,160
wallet. Some people lose stuff all the time. Yeah. Remember

1847
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:27,640
he was talking about his ID. He loses. Losers. Yeah. I mean,

1848
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:32,040
you I lose as losing things. You're a loser. He in line as

1849
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:34,040
in you're not getting any money from the wallet sponsorship.

1850
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:37,160
I don't need money from a wallet sponsor. Okay, good. I think

1851
01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:42,920
he's losing weight by sweating in his summer jacket. Yeah.

1852
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:45,560
What do you think? You should do the wrestling and get some

1853
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:48,520
garbage bags. It's a cool eighth time. I've worn the God's

1854
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:51,240
favorite shirt on here. It's awesome. You worn a different

1855
01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:54,520
shirt every episode. Matt just looking lime green. You you

1856
01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:57,400
wearing a different shirt every episode. You never wore you

1857
01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:01,640
never wore a shirt. You never really say time. You never

1858
01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:05,960
ever wear garbage bags to sweat wrestling to make weight. I

1859
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:08,280
feel good. Did you have to make your way or were you heavy

1860
01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:11,720
weight? Yeah, but I only wore it in here. It took it off when

1861
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:16,440
I went outside. Fair enough. I guess I don't know.

1862
01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:21,320
What do you think? Did you ever have to make weight Dylan

1863
01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:23,720
in wrestling weight? No, no, I'm not telling you where you're

1864
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:25,400
way. I was just because I remember people would run in

1865
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:30,920
garbage bags. Matt Doyle Perez told a funny story about he

1866
01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:35,320
I was his opponent. He didn't show up, but then Matt Doyle

1867
01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:39,240
Perez still lost because he didn't make weight. Really? So it

1868
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:41,480
would have been a free win, but he still lost. He was too

1869
01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:45,480
heavy. Yeah, he's too heavy. So sometimes I put garbage bags

1870
01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:49,240
on you and make you run around and sweat to make weight. Have

1871
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:52,280
you ever seen those UFC way in? Sometimes sometimes they bring

1872
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:55,080
you in and they bring in the UFC guys and they're like dead

1873
01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:58,520
and sick from oh yeah. Doing that shit. Yeah. Like starving

1874
01:15:58,520 --> 01:16:00,760
themselves and spitting and all that. Aren't they aren't they

1875
01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:03,000
trying to do a thing where it's like they take out the water

1876
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,640
weight or whatever. Exactly. So they get like all the water out

1877
01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:08,920
of their body. No, no, but I'm saying the the that's what the

1878
01:16:08,920 --> 01:16:11,560
garbage bags do. Yeah, what the regulation people are trying to

1879
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:15,960
do is like weigh them not counting the water like somehow

1880
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:19,880
with like a like tech scales. Yeah, yeah. That's what they do

1881
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:22,920
at the beginning. Yeah, they they found a way to do that.

1882
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:25,400
I think that they're they're moving towards that so that

1883
01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:27,560
people don't people stop hurting them. So they'll be like you

1884
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:30,200
can only weigh this little. Do you remember when you learned

1885
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:32,600
about anorexia in school and they'd be like this affects

1886
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:35,720
mostly women and some men typically wrestlers. Yeah, I

1887
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:39,800
can be the opposite. Yeah. That's very funny. Let me do one

1888
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:46,680
last thing just saying for this. So go to Amazon. Ever

1889
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:52,120
seen shoes that look like socks? I could imagine a guy

1890
01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:57,960
wearing them in a Disney movie. Okay, this guy has no vision

1891
01:16:57,960 --> 01:17:01,560
Prince Charming Prince Charming. Yeah, I feel like his shoes

1892
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:04,280
look like socks. How long do shoes take to put on? If you're

1893
01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:07,720
wearing shoes take the tie. Leotard. My shoes took 10

1894
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:12,120
seconds to put on. Okay, my socks took one second to put on.

1895
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:14,760
I'll take 20 seconds. How did why did why did why did your

1896
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:17,400
socks take? Yeah, because you're afraid to look like a weirdo.

1897
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:20,360
I can back it up. I already got enough of how can you I

1898
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:22,920
already got enough things working against me to make you a

1899
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:25,560
weirdo. I got already got enough things. You have a

1900
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:30,280
shitty wallet. How can you? No, I have a normal wallet. Yeah.

1901
01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:33,400
That's the one thing I own. Yeah, my ass. How much did you pay

1902
01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:36,360
for your wallet? I don't remember. Probably more than

1903
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:39,160
you bought. Not 60 bucks. Well, you get a big discount.

1904
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:43,240
Neither would you. You get 45% off. Yeah, so it's like 30 bucks

1905
01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:45,640
or something, which is like sounds like a normal wallet

1906
01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:48,120
price and you would help us. Oh, that's what's wrong with that

1907
01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:51,080
Dylan. It's because it's way to be a tracking device. You need

1908
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:54,280
a but you don't have to you don't have to add it on. You

1909
01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:55,960
don't have to add it to your iPhone. It costs the same as

1910
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:59,320
like a regular wallet. It is. How is it ugly? Look at the

1911
01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:02,120
pattern, dude. It's a red. What do you mean? It's made out of

1912
01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:04,760
that. It's a woven. It's a woven black pattern. Is it trying

1913
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:07,720
to make out that indestructible shit? You know, it's like

1914
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:12,360
supposed to. It is. It is tough to but it doesn't matter who

1915
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:14,360
cares what your fucking wallet looks like. I don't really. I

1916
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:16,120
mean, just need a wallet. That's why I hate rich wallets

1917
01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:18,040
because they're like it's titanium. It's like there's no

1918
01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:20,840
reason for that and there's those are 70 bucks. I like this a

1919
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:23,880
lot more. So it's just like you get a wallet from us and it

1920
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:25,640
gives us some money and you're helping the podcast. How about

1921
01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:28,120
that? Yeah, and it costs the same as like a regular wallet.

1922
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:30,680
So per wallet. What are we talking about? Is that okay? It's

1923
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:34,280
like it's like there's 60 bucks 45% off with our promo. So

1924
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:37,560
it's like okay. He's trying to talk exact numbers of

1925
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:40,120
commissioners. Who cares how much we make? Who cares how much

1926
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:44,760
we make? Right now because at the moment, I don't know what

1927
01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:47,560
it is. That's why I don't care. At the moment, you're you're

1928
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:51,800
going to make it negative. So well, it's also you're going to

1929
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:56,280
have to start paying to be on the podcast for all the pay to

1930
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:58,920
play my for all of the lost commissions we got all those

1931
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:03,400
sales you got. We're going to call it the pay station. Yeah.

1932
01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:06,360
All those wallets. You have to pay a toll to pay to play.

1933
01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:08,520
What's the total number of commission you made off the

1934
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:11,320
wallet sales? We've only started doing this recently. Yeah,

1935
01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:15,240
we don't know. It's a doughnut. That's not true. I don't know

1936
01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:21,240
what it is. We don't we don't talk about this. If we're

1937
01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:23,800
making a day, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, no, nobody

1938
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:26,360
talks about you're completely undermined. This is like our

1939
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:29,960
third day. Just like how we don't talk about the exact amount

1940
01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:33,720
of money that we make in the patreon. Huh? What about we

1941
01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:36,200
don't we don't talk about these things on the live

1942
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:39,640
broadcast. I didn't this is good for people to watch this

1943
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:44,600
because this shows like what I have to deal with. Yeah. Like

1944
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:47,960
to the to the craziest people I've ever met my life. Well, hey,

1945
01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:50,200
I'm being and I legit used to work with a guy with multiple

1946
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:53,240
personalities. These guys are worse. I'm being normal.

1947
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:56,840
I'm not gonna do my ad, but this is Dylan's. This is some of

1948
01:19:56,840 --> 01:20:01,240
Dylan's. Alright, can I can I end the ad? Oh yeah, you can

1949
01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:06,280
definitely end the ad. I want to fucking shoot you. We have

1950
01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:09,560
60 minutes a week. You know, we give people a taste of who

1951
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:12,440
we are. Yeah, let's replace it with some of your mumbling.

1952
01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:15,560
Yeah, let's replace this ad with something else. It'll be

1953
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:18,280
better. Let's replace it. No, it won't. That's my point. My

1954
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:21,400
point. My point is that it's it's equivalent or worse.

1955
01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:25,320
Instead. Instead. That was the thing that was how could it

1956
01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:28,440
be worse because you just added 10 minutes of complaining

1957
01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:32,280
about the product instead of us just doing the quick ad.

1958
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:35,560
Yeah, you could do the quick selling out. It's okay. Do it.

1959
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:38,040
No, you're gonna make a lot. It's gonna be worth your

1960
01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:43,080
dignity. It's gonna be worth the every podcast product being

1961
01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:45,960
worse. The podcast product is you pressing five different

1962
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:47,960
sound effect buttons at the same time. This makes it

1963
01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:51,560
interesting for people who listen to you guys get down our

1964
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:54,120
and listen to Dylan plus five different sound effects at

1965
01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:57,720
the same time. But but what you want to listen to better

1966
01:20:57,720 --> 01:21:01,560
is scratch some weird, uh, have you ever had your head, but

1967
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:07,080
it was not better to listen to you like watching commercials.

1968
01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:10,040
No one likes watching commercials. Have you have you

1969
01:21:10,040 --> 01:21:13,480
listened to any podcast? Some people like commercials ever

1970
01:21:13,480 --> 01:21:15,960
heard of the Super Bowl dumb ass. Yeah, that's it. Have you

1971
01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:18,760
listened to any podcast on Spotify? I think we do Super Bowl

1972
01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:21,560
level commercials. Do they do ads on the podcast on Spotify?

1973
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:24,440
Me. Yeah. Does Joe Rogan do ads? Hey, if you were annoyed by

1974
01:21:24,440 --> 01:21:27,640
Dylan, buy a wallet. You guys get really proven wrong. Jason

1975
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:31,080
was saying he has the ad blocker when he watches shows. Yeah,

1976
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:34,200
he says he doesn't let Nuro play anything with those. Those

1977
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:36,680
I didn't. What's that about? Yeah, you did. No, I didn't. I

1978
01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:38,920
said Nuro watches stuff with ads and I don't and you don't

1979
01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:41,480
allow it. Those are for the. That's when I watched the ads

1980
01:21:41,480 --> 01:21:43,720
when she plays them and then I told the story about an ad.

1981
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:46,120
I said those are the auto ads put on by the platform because it

1982
01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:49,320
was interesting to me. So we need an ad blocker on ourselves

1983
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:52,440
on this. No, that's we need a Dylan blocker. I'm trying to

1984
01:21:52,440 --> 01:21:57,240
make a quick five bucks. Yeah, five bucks every eight weeks.

1985
01:21:57,240 --> 01:21:59,480
That'd be great because we're barely making more than that

1986
01:21:59,480 --> 01:22:03,800
or as it is about money. Okay. How could this be about money?

1987
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:07,320
You could rent this room out and make a thousand every month.

1988
01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:11,240
Yeah, I know. And instead and said you're and said you're

1989
01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:14,520
just sabotaging what could have been you know, yeah, we could

1990
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:17,000
have turned this into yeah, now is an annoying 20 minute

1991
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:19,880
argument. All right. We're I'm just gonna say one last thing

1992
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:24,440
and then we're done. Anyway, yeah. All right. So join the

1993
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:30,600
auscang gang by going to amazon.com and type in auscang

1994
01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:34,040
smart wallet and you can find it there type in promo code

1995
01:22:34,040 --> 01:22:36,920
bad comedy. We have a partnership with Jeff Benzos the

1996
01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:41,800
sleepiest CEO in the world, but the biggest and this is the

1997
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:43,880
best wallet I've ever owned. I'm gonna own it for the rest of

1998
01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:48,520
my life because it's the best investment I've made in my life.

1999
01:22:48,520 --> 01:22:51,000
It's normally 60 bucks. You can get it for about 35 bucks

2000
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:55,320
with 45% off of their promo code. We love you guys.

2001
01:22:55,320 --> 01:23:01,240
What's shipping in hand? No, not if you have prime.

2002
01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:07,320
All right, cool. Thanks for listening. I hope you guys enjoyed the end.

2003
01:23:07,480 --> 01:23:12,120
I'm Dylan. We can do ads. I'm not Dylan. Yeah, it's

2004
01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:15,400
too small. I've been doing advertisement for my show. Oh

2005
01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:18,760
yeah. August 3rd.

2006
01:23:19,240 --> 01:23:23,080
August 3rd at the FDR post. You want to complain about this Dylan?

2007
01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:25,960
I'm doing toxic ways of Justin Goliak. Come check it out. I love

2008
01:23:25,960 --> 01:23:29,000
please buy tickets. The tickets are cheap. $5. Gus drill. Like

2009
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:31,640
is amazing. Justin Goliak's amazing. Toxic waves. It's

2010
01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:35,640
gonna be at the American Legion. They got $2 beers and it's

2011
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:40,600
$7.30 and also, what was I gonna say, tickets are in my bio on

2012
01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:44,120
Instagram, cool Jason Melton or on a bright. Sorry to bother you.

2013
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:46,760
We said toxic waves. They said toxic waste. Those are my

2014
01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:49,000
Pittsburgh.

2015
01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:55,880
Yeah. Toxic waves. I'm talking about Dylan's brain.

2016
01:23:55,880 --> 01:24:01,640
Highest IQ in the room. So, yeah, real evil genius. Yeah.

2017
01:24:01,640 --> 01:24:05,320
We should time it. We should do a timed one. You're like glass from

2018
01:24:05,320 --> 01:24:09,800
that movie. Glass. Yeah.

2019
01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:13,160
You don't know that movie. You're like a rain man from the movie

2020
01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:16,760
Rain Man. Yeah. You're like radio from the movie radio.

2021
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:20,120
Where does that make you? You're like I am from the movie. I

2022
01:24:20,120 --> 01:24:22,920
don't know. What does that make you guys? Who's the fat guy in

2023
01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:26,760
radio? Who's the fat guy in radio? I'm Tom Cruise. I don't

2024
01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:34,120
remember. I'm Tom Cruise. I'm Dylan. Do you have any plugs? No.

2025
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:38,440
Follow him at comedy baddie for all of his stuff and then

2026
01:24:38,440 --> 01:24:41,720
follow me at bad boy comedy and then if you want to watch me

2027
01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:45,320
get shot or stabbed, come to my Hell's Angels show, September

2028
01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:49,800
3rd at Small World Barn Grill on the South Side. Say a 20 minute

2029
01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:52,440
drive at it's at night and there's like no traffic at that

2030
01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:57,800
point. So from Chicago. From Chicago. Yeah. But yeah. Hey, we

2031
01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:02,600
love you guys and join the Lost Kangang. Go to the shows and

2032
01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:06,600
go to Cool Steeper Club and we'll make some money. We're not

2033
01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:09,960
going to give any to Dylan and we'll see you. Yeah. Really

2034
01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:12,280
show Dylan if you're annoyed by this. I'm really worried about

2035
01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:14,600
the conditions. I'm losing. Yeah. Put in the comments if you're

2036
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:17,160
annoyed by dealing with it. Even if we don't get

2037
01:25:17,160 --> 01:25:19,320
commissions, we should lie about it and make Dylan feel bad.

2038
01:25:19,320 --> 01:25:22,440
Yeah. Probably would. Yeah, we probably will. I won't believe

2039
01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:24,760
you. But you'll never know. Yeah, you'll never know. Those

2040
01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:29,320
double digit sales someday. Hopefully. Well, you're really

2041
01:25:29,320 --> 01:25:32,760
helping us to get it to us for that point. You guys talk

2042
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:35,480
about how much money you made. Not so destructive at all. I

2043
01:25:35,480 --> 01:25:38,280
mean, you stop talking about how much money you make. Yeah.

2044
01:25:38,280 --> 01:25:41,720
I'm making less money currently. But Jason, come on man.

2045
01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:44,760
What? You make too much money to be like. Money's tight for me.

2046
01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:51,080
I did spend it all recently. We're still in money. I

2047
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:56,120
agreed to not have it for a long time with the bank. You

2048
01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:59,480
made a big investment though. Yeah. Takes a big sin

2049
01:25:59,480 --> 01:26:05,000
investment. Lots of and premarital sex. And yeah, don't

2050
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:08,040
make any more sin investments. You gotta pray. We're all about

2051
01:26:08,040 --> 01:26:10,840
the Lord here in the podcast unless that'll demon time us.

2052
01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:13,320
We're not about the Lord or whatever. Yeah. Everyone works.

2053
01:26:13,320 --> 01:26:17,800
Hell's demons. We love you guys. I feel this until the end. If

2054
01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:25,480
you I will send you a free wallet if you can find my

2055
01:26:25,480 --> 01:26:29,640
phone number. No, you guys can't tell anybody about this.

2056
01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:32,520
I won't give anyone your phone number. Yeah. This is going on

2057
01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:35,160
YouTube. No one's you guys give your phone number away to

2058
01:26:35,160 --> 01:26:38,120
want to give it to one person. No, no, if they can find my

2059
01:26:38,120 --> 01:26:45,160
phone number and text me and text me. Hey, I want the free

2060
01:26:45,160 --> 01:26:49,560
wallet. Hot dog. Screva. Hot dog. Screva. Thanks. Hot dog

2061
01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:53,160
Incorporated. Hot dog. Screva. If you if you listen to this

2062
01:26:53,160 --> 01:26:56,120
full episode till now, which I think a lot of people cut out

2063
01:26:56,120 --> 01:27:03,560
like 15 minutes ago. Big time. Then tag if you can find my

2064
01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:06,280
phone number type in hot dog Screva. I'll send you an

2065
01:27:06,280 --> 01:27:09,720
Oscar wallet that I'll actually I'll just yeah I'll buy it

2066
01:27:09,720 --> 01:27:12,760
with the promo code and send it to you. Alright. Love you

2067
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:16,680
guys. We'll see you across the river Benby on the shore or

2068
01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:38,440
when the moon hits the sky. Bye.