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Hey everybody, welcome to the bad comedy podcast. My name is Mac Nepper lifestyle influencer.

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If you're looking to gain swag, improve your lifestyle, if you want to live like me, someone

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who has a really awesome life, just check out my story to Instagram and I'm here with

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of course. My name is Jason Belton.

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Belton. Oh nice. Wow, I love that look, dude. Thanks. You look hot. This is that's the name

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when I wear this look, Jason Belton. This belt on. Yeah. Is that a Nathan Lund shirt?

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Yep. Shout out to Nathan Lund. That's my favorite comedian. Yeah, I'm going to be doing a poor

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job of taking his place this week. Oh, wait for Sam talent. Oh, so wait, so I wish I was

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open for Nathan Lund. Wait, so Lund isn't going to be on the Wednesday show. As far as

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I've heard, despite my protests, I despite my sit in campaign, I want to refund and a

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refund then. Do you hear about the fat person from civil rights? And when they did a sit

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in, they didn't sit in around Congress. They sat in Congress. Yeah, it was a really hard

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to have. Yeah. He was a big civil rights guy and not just a man big in two senses. No,

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Michael King Jr. was probably the biggest Michael King Jr. Yeah, I didn't name him.

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Well, not not because he's dead, but his real name is Michael King Jr. That's true. Well,

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that was his, his original name. Yeah. So I'm dead naming his name, not naming him.

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Well, I guess I'm double dead naming him. So I double dead name. Yeah, I drank 20 bottles

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above in the club this weekend. No way. I bet we're getting tipsy. Yeah. Urban. Yeah.

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Her body in the club was. Whoa. Yeah. I mean, I popped up out the bed to my swag on. I took

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a look in the mirror and I said, so what's the, I said, I said, Hey, so what's the, I

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said, Hey, I said, what's up, folks, my sister got married this weekend. Like my people call

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up my hot sister. So she's off limits. Okay, so if you try to bang her, you'll have to

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deal with me and Jake Bork. He's kind of, he's kind of a coward. You have to deal with

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me. His last name is Bork. No, she didn't take his last name because it was so bad.

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Yeah, it's bad. The worst last name of all time. Bork. Shout out to Dr. Kaborky and our

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patron Bork. That sounds like a sex move I'd like to use on your hot sister. Yeah, there's

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literally no worse last name when a borker. I get it. There's literally no worse. That's

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maybe the worst last name. I actually knew a guy named John Borg with a G. That's better.

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Yeah, slightly. Yeah, it's like, it's cool. It's like your cyborg. Yeah. Yeah, I think

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it was a Star Trek. Bork. The Borg. Yeah. People call him Bork Chop. Blair Borg. Blair

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Borg. That'd be a way better name than Blair Porchow. Blair Borg Chop. Blair Borg Chop.

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She should have married my brother. Yeah. And cut the chop hyphenated Bork hyphenated

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Bork Chop. Yeah, I think with the last names, they're just, they're not hyphenating it.

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They're just keeping it their own. What do you think MC lights even Blair up to? I know

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that they're not being funny. You know what I do? I picture them living in a house and

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then they both go to work during the day and they come home and she has like a flower garden

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and he's playing with Legos. He's playing with Legos. No, no, he's just on the couch

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and kind of like waves his head a little bit. Well, it's earring dangles. Yeah, he dangles.

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And he's like, well, like some like watches. Turns on a fan and it dangles his earring.

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Yeah. Yeah. It's like dangles that shit all around. Yeah. If you don't know MC lights,

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he is. We chase them out of comedy. Him and Blair Pork Chop. A long time ago. This is

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what happens when you fuck with the podcast. Ruth. We literally make people quit comedy.

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They just don't mess with us. Otherwise we're pretty nice guys to be honest. TBH. Yeah.

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And we, I mean, we do have a wall full of ops. Check out my shout out in the Jerry

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Hamedi magazine on Instagram. You got a shout out from months ago. Everyone's like, he's

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the nicest guy ever. I was speaking of that. That's what everyone said. I need to dig up

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the clip of Jerry promising us to be in a comedy as though if we went two years in a

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row, because we came to an agreement that I was cool with us even just having a little

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sidebar thing. Yeah. And he isn't contacting me. Come on. We want to be in your magazine

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on Instagram. Yeah. We want to be in your Instagram magazine that no one reads. We want

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to be on your website that people only see through Instagram. Yeah. He also prints it

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too, which is terrible for the environment. Yeah. Especially since I just throw them all

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away when I find them stacked up as a way to throw them away in the garbage can next

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to the recycling bin. Yeah. Sometimes he puts like posters up for him around the city. I

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take them all down. I go, Hey, I tell my friend, Hank, can you throw these away in the garbage

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can next to the recycling bin? They go, you want me to put them in the recycling bin?

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I go, no, no, put them in the garbage. Yeah. I want people to see that this comedy is

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all company. I don't want this to be reused for something on accident. This is this is

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trash. I want this in the land. Yeah, this is garbage. Yeah. Hopefully it's under a

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fucking used condom or something. And Jerry, like the amount of support we've given the

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comedy gazelle and I risked my life for the gazelles and just nothing, nothing from you.

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Yeah. It's a real shame. So I'm struggling to think of anyone more ungrateful than Jerry

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how it's unbelievable. He's just and I brought it up to him and he and he was so you know,

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Mike is Drake. He's more ungrateful than Drake who says he's sort of like no one ever helped

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him. Yeah. So for the bottom, yeah, made his way to the top of the bottom of his in

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ground pool, even though people gave him like acting opportunities from like a childhood

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like he was completely he's a child. Yeah, Jerry homity is more ungrateful than Drake.

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Wow. I just want to be successful. It's like, bro, you were like one of the main characters

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of Degrassee as a kid. Yeah, I know you're Canadian money. You're getting paid as a

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worst shit. Yeah. He's nothing in your, in your, your leftist prime minister is black

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face. Canada's hilarious. I love Canada. Honestly. I never been there, but I love Toronto. I

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love into Toronto. The idea of Canada is funny to me. It's like, I like how they had a sweet

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like how they had like a crackhead mayor. Yeah, dude, Rob Ford. He died, right? Yeah.

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That's, that's a figure. Rest in, rest in peace. Rob Ford video compilations are Rob

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Ford. So good. Amazing. But my favorite is when he arm wrestles Hulk Hogan. There's a

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video of those two guys together is classic. You know, they had a good time. Yeah. There's

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a video of him talking like whatever their Congress is or something in their house.

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It was so funny. I forgot what it was. You know, it's funny is I, I, I work with a bunch

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of Canadians. They know everything about our government. You know how we don't even know

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what they're, we said their Congress. We don't know what it is. So does England. So does

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it. The all everyone knows about us. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know shit about the most important.

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Yeah. Thank you. Everyone knows about Donald Trump. I don't know shit about that. The Donald

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Trump looking guy that they had. You mean Donald duck? No. Remember when I think it

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was Boris Johnson? The guy who said that it was the Chris Christie or something. It was

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one of those. Do you even see this clip? He's like, uh, I'm sure I have. Uh, Donald Trump

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hasn't been coming to any of the debates. I guess we should call him Donald duck. And

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he says it like everyone's going to laugh and nobody laughs or reacts at all. It's a

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good joke. He's like, he's like, he's ducking out of these things. Yeah. It is a good joke.

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But the fact that he's doing it and he's trying to beat Trump and give Trump a nickname the

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way Trump gives everyone else a nickname. Yeah. I didn't work at all. I like it in the Chris

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Christie, like Italian type of voice. I think I did it way better than he did. He should

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have hired me to do it. He goes, and for this last part of the speech, I'm going to bring

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Jason on and I'll come up to him be like, he's Donald duck now. Yeah. And everyone's

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like, yeah, I always support the fat guy and that was running for office. Um, so like,

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oh, I felt pretty bad when Chris Christie, like, I always put some extra support in the

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stage. I felt bad when Chris Christie, like after the election or after the primaries,

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he clearly wasn't going to win and that Trump was like, uh, selected as their main guide,

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their main guy. And then like Chris Christie just became his like slave. Yeah. That was

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sad. He looked so sad. And he Trump would, was there something I don't know if I'm quoting

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somebody else or something, but like they were at dinner and then he like ordered for

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him. He's like, yeah, he'll take the salad. Like he's just started bullying him mercilessly.

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He probably did the, he's like, you don't get to eat. He probably did the joke that

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you're, uh, oh yeah, Chris Christie. He'll take page one and page two. Fat fuck. I'm

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doing the same voice for all of them. I don't know. Trump's got to be fun to have dinner

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with. I don't love to take page one and page two. I don't know how to do it. Let's take

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page one, page two, take a million pages, every page, every, every, every entree you

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have on the menu. Go next door. See what they have.

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Bring it up. No, I would love to have dinner with Trump. Just just just just. Yeah. Dinner

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with Trump or a hundred thousand dollars dinner with Trump flip it to a million. How about

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this? I'll take the million. I take the hundred thousand dollars in almost every case except

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dinner with Wayne Brady or a hundred thousand dollars or Mr. Hans, Mr. Had dinner with Mr.

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Hans or a hundred thousand dollars. Mr. Hans. Yeah, me too. I just to get a photo and prove

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he's still alive. I've been trying to prove he's still alive for ages. Yeah. Um, do you

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think Joe Biden remembers anything or has remembered anything in the past 10 years?

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Uh, I don't, I mean, clearly he's on like something, right? Like he's remembering and

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saying stuff. He's up there. Yeah. I mean, they're definitely giving him stuff to make

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him have like to be there. But this is a lot of videos of him just looking so confused

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standing. Yeah. There's a video I saw of him recently where everyone's dancing and he's

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kind of standing with his like the Juneteenth party. Yeah. Yeah. His hands are kind of like

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up like a cat's hands. Like they're like, yeah, like a little dog, like standing on

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his hind legs. Yeah. He's standing like that and he's got this crazy like Jack O'lantern

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smile on his face and everyone around him is just dancing because they could still move.

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I was watching. He looks like he's high as fuck. He looks like he looks like fucking

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like peeking on mushrooms on his face. Um, I was watching Bill Marr, which I don't normally

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watch because I'm not a lip cook. And, and I just hate, I just hate how hard of an atheist

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is he represent liberals? I thought everyone hated. Well, he, he definitely means way more

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left. Yeah. Yeah. True. But, um, yeah, I hate how much I'm rich. People pay him to make

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the left look bad. They're like, yeah, keep being left as he makes it look so ugly. He

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did that religious movie was horrible. Who's that governor of New York Cuomo that him on

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and someone else, but I was watching it because there was what was on the hotel room. Um,

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Oh, I just hit how hardcore of an atheist he is. He's like, you don't know. Yeah. Yeah.

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He's such a, he made a movie like how to create these are like are just as bad as hardcore

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religious people. You're full of shit. He made this movie called religious. It was about

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like atheism. And he interviewed a bunch of religious people, but he found the craziest

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people to interview. Uh-huh. He'd like interview like a Jesus impersonator who really believes

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and he's like, explain the Holy Trinity. Me and this like, well, it's all three and

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it's one at the same time. He's like, you're crazy. How is it three? And it's one. Yeah.

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I mean, it's like the, the Trinity, you're not convincing anybody. The Trinity is false.

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I know this because I'm God. Okay. Explain it. And my son is Jesus and the Holy Spirit

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is my, my comedy. Um, and then so it's, it's three, three different things. It's three

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different things now, but they're not all one. Yeah. It's not all one. So that's one

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thing that, um, people have misrepresented from my, from the writings of the, uh, people,

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people I've talked to, my profits and my son. Um, what were you saying about him? I'll go

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down all these. People back in the day had these normal ass names like Matthew, marker,

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Lincoln, job, like they just had these basic S ham and Bali and Judas and Jesus homes.

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Oia, the reason, oh, I guess Joshua is the English version. Somebody just explained this

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in their standup like whatually they should have had less normal names, you know. Hell

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I mean clearly the reason we're named those how come there's no Jamal's in the Bible, huh?

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Where's the Tyrone's huh? Well, there was what one of the most no hold on one of the most powerful

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Kings of Persia was named Darius. Oh

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That's pretty sick

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I've been Xerxes

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Son of Xerxes. Well Xerxes is Persian isn't he?

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Yeah, so as a so as Darius this Persian. Yeah as well as well. Mm-hmm. So Darius so one of the most powerful

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One of those powerful Kings emperors

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Of all time the wrecked like half the world and owned it was a black black man owned a black Persian named Darius

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Fuck yeah, and we know he's black because his name is Darius. Yeah

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Darius Kennedy and then also the comedian from Chicago

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Also, Hannibal Burris across across the Alps in Roman days is Hannibal a black name because I only know Hannibal Burris

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It's like what guy it's like not anybody's name except his that I've ever met so there's also a Hannibal Lecter. Hold on

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Yeah, yeah one white guy. Yeah, no one white guy one black. I think it's a I think it's non-binary racially

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non-racial binary. Yeah

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My my trans cousin was at my sister's wedding. Oh, yeah, how'd that go?

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Actually fine. We didn't talk much, but I just assumed yeah, because there was nobody you know get out of here

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You're free. Yeah, she's one of those

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That we don't know which side to put you on the bridesmaids of the grooms. Yeah

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She's one of those like leftist that loves that loves to talk about like

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Leftist stuff and should I another stuff even if it's not in the conversation

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Oh, that's just to start doing it. Just like politics or her life

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Right, and I just assumed that she thinks I'm transphobic or something. Yeah, yeah, which I'm not oh

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Okay, whoops. I thought I thought you're gonna be like yes, so she knows also my trans also my

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Transparent's joke is not transphobic if anybody thinks it is explain explain to me how it is. It's work play

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Thank you. I think everybody thinks it's about to be transphobic and then they're like

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Wow, I want to you bitch Wow, maybe he was just I'm the one on stage

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Maybe he was just talking about one of their gas stations. Don't they have

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There they get there maybe he's hungry

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Pennsylvania gas station there's a main restaurant

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This afterwards you have to take a big sheets. Yeah

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the Chris Grieva

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He's putting his hot dogs. He's eating to good use lifting. He's getting swole. Oh, is he getting swole? Shout out to

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That's not all picture of me and I felt like I looked like Chris Grieva and I should find that and send it to him

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Say this is say this is when I got off the hot dogs or I got off the hot dogs after this

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Hey Chris Grieva

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One month off of hot dogs. You honestly taking dry January. You look like you look like Chris Christie with that with this belt

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Yeah, like I feel like if he was dressed like business casual he would definitely wear that

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All right. I mean my dad does this

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Yeah, for sure. Is he a chubbier guy for sure and I feel like he's shrinking though and we seem tiny

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We realize he's probably gay or weird one of those two

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He came to the we did the yeah, buddy awesome time and my dad came and he got drunk and everybody loved him like junior and Maggie and

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Donnie we're all like your dad's so cool

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And I'm like I'm just like starting to tense up because he's getting drunk and usually something really horrific happens

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Yeah, after he gets drunk and everyone's like he's the greatest and in my head. I'm like getting nervous for some traumatic

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Yeah, it was really interesting. That's me a lot of that's family. That's you. That's me a lot of the times

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Because I'm your drug family. Yeah, as you know, like this is actually really bad with this

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Like I'm the life of the party and then I hit the black hole. No, you're saying yeah, then you do some damage

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Yeah, I was like makes really fun and then the next thing you know, you're kicking over a chair at Courtney's wedding

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God damn you. I'm gonna get fat and gay. Yeah

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Yeah

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I'm more worried about him pulling a gun on my brother

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I'm not gonna get a gun on my brother. I'm not gonna get a gun on my brother.

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Something very dangerous and scary that would ruin my family forever. My gay brother says the F slur so much.

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Does he?

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To people called everyone F slurs.

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That rules. Yeah

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Yeah, at one point he was like really woke when he had this really woke boyfriend and then now he doesn't give a shit about shit.

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Supermodel now he makes a lot of money now. Oh, yeah, he's walking around New York taking pictures of little people I hear

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He wants he wants to invite Adam Gilbert to his studio for a photo shoot. Yeah, he should do it. I know but

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Charlie was like

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It doesn't feel exploited of it all

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I told Charlie like like you definitely just did this because

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It was like a freak show thing. Is that what it is? Yeah, I think well, I think kind of subconscious

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but but I

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Told him the message Gilbert to Gilbert would do it. Yeah, you'd also get some free headshots out of it, too

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And stuff, you know

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Adam rules, you know, so I hope and he and he was more than any rules with the rolls of the punches

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I think Charlie wants to do like short people things like I don't know like I remember once I'm a Kyle Lane of the comedy bar

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Got me to come shoot a commercial for Geno's East. They had a bunch of comedians come like do different takes

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Yeah, how about it's very rushed get back to me about the date of our live show

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So when it was my turn you're supposed to take a bite of pizza and say

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Story about getting too drunk or something and he's like can you try and get the pizza all over your face?

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And I'm like, are you just using me because I'm fat like like a fat guy eating pizza?

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Yeah, it was like really like Kyle Kyle Kyle Kyle's definitely the type of guy Kyle. Do you know I'm an intellectual?

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Yeah, Kyle seems like he'd exploit people for sure. He just knows the biz, you know, yeah, yeah

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He's he's he goes hold on you you discovered a new physics principle

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But you look like a freak you can get you a remake of the movie Freaks exactly Stephen Hawking. He's

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He uses what works

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Um, he's Machiavellian. I'm Machiavellian

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I wonder if Stephen Hawking they ever tried to use an iron on him to get some of them wrinkles out of his neck

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Isn't it weird that he talked to your robot? Yeah

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It's weird

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honestly, um

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RFK jr. Would oh god, he would sound better if you had one of those cancer

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They should remove his throat. Yeah, they should cut out his throat and give him the robot voice

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When I worked in emergency room, there was a little girl with a three-year-old girl with a trachea out of me

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She had a

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And she was talking I was like, oh damn that three-year-old sounds just like Stephen Hawking

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And she's going hello daddy. Hello. I went candy. Where's my daddy?

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Mommy, I don't want a shot

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Mommy, can I please have a cigarette?

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And then uh, I you then she discovered a

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A formula for going backwards in time. I'm I'm Ray Leota and I used to smoke

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And then I took chantix and I got the side effect that makes you die

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Rest in peace Ray Leota

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Yeah, I got I got the side effect that they say really fast at the end where you die

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But at least I don't smoke

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Yeah

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Um

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Rest in peace. Oh, Stephen Hawking and that three-year-old girl. So, you know, you know, I one of that story is done now

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Yeah, you know how I was uh, I flew like uh, and I've seen shit. No, I flew to honk. I flew to Hong Kong last week

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Yeah, I thought you were on

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At the lowlita express. No, no, no

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I've only been on that one once sorry panda express. I went to yeah, I went to the pepsi island

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That's awesome. What do you do there? Drink a lot of pepsis. That rules like ice cold pepsis. Oh, yeah, they got ice

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They got pepsis their rules. I like pepsi from a can. Yeah. Yeah, me too. I

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Yeah, coke's better from a bottle pepsi's better from a can. Yeah, thank you. Yeah. Yeah, so but I was I was in

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in Hong Kong, uh, just spent a day there because I didn't meet with one of my uh,

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Yeah, jolly beans. Well, it was one of my used to billionaire hand investor jolly beans. No, not jolly beans

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No, different chills in mainland China. Yeah. Oh, god, Hong Kong is the uh

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Hong Kong is the capitalist beacon of China. Sure. It's the one bright shining

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Light in China. Uh-huh. So I was meeting with this investor in Hong Kong. My favorite part of China is Taiwan

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And um

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We had dinner I closed the deal obviously and then they they brought the check out and um, I was finishing up some

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paperwork on our deal. I didn't notice they dropped the check

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The business he pulled out his wallet to pay for the meal and I was like, and I was like, yeah, I was like, no, no, no

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I got this. I got this. Thank goodness. I was scared that the businessman was about to play

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And then I looked at his wallet and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what what is that wallet?

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It was this it was the coolest wallet I've ever seen. He had a cool wallet. Yeah, and then yeah, and he said it's uh,

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it's a osking and I was like

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The the king of Australia gave you that wallet

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And yeah, the osking he said no

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Australia doesn't have a king you idiot. Oh, it's the name of the company. It's osking. Wait the prince of Australia

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No, yeah, no, they don't even have a prince. I guess

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All right, I'm confused. So the company's the company's called osking and the mcwallow's I guess

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Okay, so I was like where they base. He said here in Hong Kong. What? Yeah

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I was like the king of Australia lives in Hong Kong

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No, the uh, yeah, yeah

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So I met with the king of Australia

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in Hong Kong. All right

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Obviously because that's the CEO of osking, you know, I think I'm just gonna have to keep listening to the nnc if I could make sense of this later

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Maybe if I hear the whole thing I'll be able to backtrack some of the details

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I demanded a meeting with the CEO of osking and um, and

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They I was like, what is this amazing product that I saw and he was like, oh, that's our uh, that's our cool wallet

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They call it the cool wallet. That's what I call it. Oh, okay, but um, he gave me a free one

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He slid he slid one across the table. He's what the hell this guy just had spare wallets on

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Super luxury wall. He slid one across the table and said you can have it. I said this must cost a billion dollars

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Yeah, I was thinking I was like, thank you so much

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Wow to thank them. I just kind of want to show off their showcase their product. Nice, dude

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And also show this off. You know what he actually slid two across the table. Why did you get why did you?

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Was it what the hell is this? Yep

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So you got two wallets two wallets this one for you too

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Yeah, yeah, so this this is mine and this one's yours. Also. Well, he's he slid two for me because you know, so he knows

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He doesn't want when I have yeah, and you know, I need like two wallets. Yes, but

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I went for the plug in for the hose. Yeah, I want to give one to you for me as a gift. Yeah

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So this one's for me. So yeah, you get on box it while I kind of explain how cool this wallet is

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So folks if you this wallet right here, well, this really is all written in Chinese

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Yeah, yeah, so

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this is a company based in hong kong and

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So you might think so is team and their products are crap. It's my first wallet. I've ever had a user manual

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You might think that uh, Hong Kong or team who's in Hong Kong and their products are crap

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Well, guess what I've tested this. I shot it with a gun my gun

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I've done

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I've uh

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Through it. I waterboarded it. I did all the tests you can you waterboarded the wallet. Yeah, it it

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That's good. So I won't have to do it to mine. Yeah, yeah trust your results and I shot it and it works will approve

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Don't try that at home folks. Um, but

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Check this out. So it's got a wallet tracker built into it

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So you can that connects directly to the find my iphone app on your phone. It's approved by apple and the chinese government, right? Yes

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No, Hong Kong, uh, it is a special province. So no, okay. Um, actually I think China owns it now. Fuck

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Okay, we'll cut that part out

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But no, it's legit listen to this ad because this is a very cool wallet. It's a very good ad

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So this is what it looks like from the outside. So it's it's basically

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it's halfway between a

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Complete complete minimalist minimalist wallet and a regular wallet. So you have all the functionality

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Maximize it too. Yeah. So okay. So it's got a tracker

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And on this side you keep your cash in this little clip and then there's you can put another card right there

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I put my fire firearm owners id card right there on the outside

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So people know that to be scared of me

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And then you open it up

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Check this you can be like hey FBI. Oh shit, and then and then but I actually have I I have a naval base pass

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You mean female body?

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I have a naval base pass that's expired

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But this is perfect so that it covers up the expiration date on it. So I say it says department of defense on here

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So I say department of defense

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Don't don't mess with me. Do not put up any defense while I take off your bra

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I say I say department of defense. I'm here to

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Just don't don't hurt me

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Let me into area 51 one of the coolest one of the coolest parts of it is it's like mac

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Where are all the cards where where all your cards? Yeah, where are they?

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I want to see the credit card number on youtube you like switch plays right? I love switch plays

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I got one right here. Look look at this. It's got a little switch play type of deal. You you pull it down

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Oh sweet pull it up a little higher so everyone can see the number

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I just got you can fit five cards in the switchblade thing. Um, are those real credit cards? Let's see the number

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I just keep my my my

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my

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city private client debit card and a credit card and a business card in here

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But you can fit two more in and then I keep my driver's license in here because I got to have my department of defense one in here

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um, and

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It's got it's got basically

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The most things the most good. What's it? What's it adjective for?

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Of uh

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It's got the most cut this out

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Well, you've got the most capabilities. I'm trying to think of like yeah, like good things about it

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Specs specifications it's got the most the best

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Uh qualities it's got the most this wallet has the most benefits that you can have for a wallet

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Um for this small of a size. Yeah, I used to have a ridge wallet. Where is that piece? Correct? You have a ridge wallet?

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Yeah, well that's what I had before this thing sucks. Okay. These are 75 dollars

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This is two pieces of metal zoom in on the idea. We can get his address

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This is this is two pieces of metal connected with this

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What is that glue? No, it's just oh

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Stupid stretchy thing. Yeah, and it's like this is 75 bucks because it's like titanium. Why do you need a titanium wallet?

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That's crap

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Like I understand how to be honest. I just keep all my stuff in a plastic bag

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My my dad actually and you know what this is gonna be great because I'm gonna put it in the plastic bag with all my other stuff

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My dad you my dad only uses a rubber band as a wallet and he

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Would you consider your dad a rubber band man?

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Yeah, he has no idea that that's like a super hood thing but

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But um, you know his joke like I got a new wallet to be a new rubber band

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But um, your dad is as wild as a Taliban. I don't want to go to war against ridge, but

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This is you can wear your wallet like this this

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That's sick. That's awesome

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Um

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No, but I want I'm going I'm going to war with ridge wallet. This is too minimalist. What this is stupid

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This is 75 dollars. Yeah, this is without any discounts. It's only 60 bucks and it has all that stuff in there that we just talked about

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Um, and it's super durable lasts a long time

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This what is this it's a piece of junk. This is a piece of crap and I want to get rid of it right after this podcast

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No, I'm gonna get rid of that too. I'm gonna get rid of it. Yeah, so it's this is dumb

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This one is only a tiny bit bigger if you like the front pocket you can put it front pocket back pocket

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You can put it like that like Jason's right now

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um, it's got it's got a man I keep my wallet in my front pocket because uh

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Uh, I sit so much it gets me back pain

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Um, that's actually I started working at a call center. Yeah, and he would sit for so long

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That's one of the purposes of a front wallet is it's so nice of you back. Yeah

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Yeah, well, I got back pain when I worked in a call center

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Yeah, and I remember when they were training us they're like you'll start putting your wallet in your front pocket

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They said that the training. Yeah. Well, this works perfect. It's like they know how bad the job is for your back

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They're already warning you

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But this does work perfect does a front pocket wallet, but you can also use it as a back pocket wallet if you want

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It's not it's not uncomfortable. I tested it out. Can you get a chain? Does the chain attest you?

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Um, probably a chain wallet. Yeah, if I'm gonna get a cool biker

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Yeah, you want to live in like the 90s and my brother Eric still rocks a chain wallet. I'll be honest sounds pretty cool. Yeah

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And he likes plaid shorts

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Jesus Christ and uh air airwalk shoes

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Okay, uh before you start fast-forwarding

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Um

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The CEO way too late for that the CEO of oscang who I believe is the king of Australia has given us

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A promo code for half off on amazon folks half off right? It's only 60 dollars

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Is 30 dollars if you use promo code

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T as in tango p as in peter ours and roger f as in frank b as in boy two

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What the hell is this? T as in tom. Can you put that up on the screen? Hold on? I will that's tprf

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B2 for t

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What the hell do they not want us to get anyone to use their discount?

396
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:51,420
Yeah, they're gonna change the bad comedy but for now

397
00:32:52,060 --> 00:32:53,580
I legitimately

398
00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:57,740
The reason we don't have them any sponsors is because I only want to use ones that I

399
00:32:58,940 --> 00:33:03,260
That I like that I want to use, you know, we have a lot of people ask the sponsors to have fun

400
00:33:03,260 --> 00:33:08,540
What we actually do? I'm actually not lying. I should get a TPR fb

401
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,500
2 for t yep type that

402
00:33:12,060 --> 00:33:17,500
Type that in what the hell dude type that is the worst promo code I've ever seen shut up

403
00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:23,500
I'm sorry that sucks. I told them they're gonna change it. Yeah, fuck them. Well, they're cool

404
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:28,460
They're cool. They're cool. I'm gonna have to edit the promo code thing. Okay

405
00:33:28,460 --> 00:33:34,060
The promo code thing is they give us free wallets if we get commissioned on sales. Yeah, I know

406
00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:36,140
But it's like they don't want us to do it

407
00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:39,980
You can give us the most complicated promo code ever you get half off of this wallet

408
00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:43,820
Which I would legitimately buy for 60 dollars if I knew about this prior to this

409
00:33:44,860 --> 00:33:46,860
And yeah, I mean

410
00:33:46,940 --> 00:33:51,900
Um, I'm only gonna tell you guys to get things that you should get like this and our other sponsor

411
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:59,020
We'll talk about later, but go to amazon type in that promo code that's on the screen and grab your

412
00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:09,020
Minimalist it's not minimal. It's it's in the middle a minimalist. Yeah middle because it's not a maximalist wallet

413
00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:13,980
It's a minimalist wallet minimalist. That's something minimalist of the stuff. He knows

414
00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:22,700
Um, but it's halfway between a minimalist and has a functionality of a maximalist. So okay, I got

415
00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:24,860
This is what I'll say

416
00:34:24,860 --> 00:34:26,860
We want money. So buy a wallet. We'll get

417
00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:33,660
Tp, but don't buy it without our promo code. Yeah, please if you're gonna buy it use the promo code tprf

418
00:34:34,380 --> 00:34:35,900
b2

419
00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:38,700
For t and you like that promo code, right? I like it too

420
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:41,500
um

421
00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:43,500
No, but um, also

422
00:34:44,380 --> 00:34:49,020
Sorry in addition to the five cards you can fit in there you can fit one card in here

423
00:34:49,660 --> 00:34:55,020
One card in here and then I want a card on the outside. So that's like I can't add that up

424
00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:57,100
How many cards do you need in your wallet?

425
00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:59,100
Um, what is it?

426
00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:02,940
Sometimes you want to sometimes you want to give cards in there, you know, sometimes uh,

427
00:35:03,260 --> 00:35:04,940
Remember when people had money clips?

428
00:35:04,940 --> 00:35:09,500
Well, sometimes you we got a got a credit card for airline airline points. You got a credit card

429
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:13,820
That's better for cash back on dining food and dining stuff like that when I was doing drugs

430
00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:17,420
I would always use like a hair tie because I just wrapped that around a big

431
00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:22,940
Wad of cash. Yeah, so don't be a rubber band man like my dad and don't be a hair tie man

432
00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:29,500
And don't be some my former drug deal himself and don't be some boomer with a big ass dumb wallet that everyone makes fun of

433
00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:33,980
You know, it sucks about being a drug dealer is having all that cash. It's like, what do you do with it?

434
00:35:33,980 --> 00:35:38,140
Take it to the bank. Yeah, I know it's pay for everything cash. You get a bunch of coins

435
00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:41,500
Yeah, they change they just excel me so the cops catch me. Yeah

436
00:35:45,340 --> 00:35:49,500
Do not just call it cds. Yeah, you're buying cds for me

437
00:35:50,540 --> 00:35:57,180
Just say you're buying uh, you need to pick up a bunch of uh, I don't know some word. Yeah

438
00:35:58,220 --> 00:36:00,540
No, but one thing on here, uh, the

439
00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:07,980
The magnet I tested the magnet on my laptop. I put the magnet on the bottom laptop broke my laptop

440
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:11,580
Oh, nice. So it's a good. It's good magnet. Destroy the battery pretty much. Yeah

441
00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:14,940
So it's a great magnet

442
00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:21,020
But again, I mean I was talking about like doing this to say in here in the FBI or stealing valor or something

443
00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:27,500
Um, that's just something I do and I don't think the company supports that but it's it's kind of fun

444
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:30,620
But they're pussies in that way. No, they're not

445
00:36:32,140 --> 00:36:34,940
I only want cool sponsors who support us doing crimes

446
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:36,940
Well, who knows?

447
00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:40,620
impersonating officers they might I've I've been talking for too long. Maybe they like that

448
00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:44,700
Here's one thing about the ridge wallet. They want you to impersonate the cops this room

449
00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:49,660
But that's the ridge wallet. This is the uh, what kind of wallet is this the osking?

450
00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:51,980
What's what's the what they call it?

451
00:36:51,980 --> 00:36:58,860
The is is it uh, just a findable wallet find wallet plus find wallet plus folks

452
00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:04,940
So, uh, hey ridge. Well, you could find your wallet plus more. Hey ridge wallet. I'm getting rid of this

453
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:09,580
This is a security guard for your wallet. Oh, dude. I was doing something cool for that. I was gonna use it. Oh, I'm sorry

454
00:37:12,060 --> 00:37:14,060
Um

455
00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:16,460
So, hey, um

456
00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:21,900
Hey ridge wallet. I'm getting rid of my ridge wallet and I only get my wallets from osking

457
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:25,180
Because they are some real ass people

458
00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:31,020
And they're what their products are that ridge off the bridge so that ridge off the bridge

459
00:37:31,180 --> 00:37:35,020
I'm I'm I'm with the king of australia. I got osking, baby

460
00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:40,140
Yeah, and if you want to join the osking gang type in the promo code we said in amazon

461
00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:42,460
What was that promo code?

462
00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:44,620
Yeah, what do you let him know again?

463
00:37:44,620 --> 00:37:46,620
tprf

464
00:37:46,780 --> 00:37:48,380
b2

465
00:37:48,540 --> 00:37:49,980
For t

466
00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:55,340
Yeah, if you want to remember it, it's like to berf something like that to berf for for to berf 24 r2d 2

467
00:37:55,900 --> 00:37:57,980
Yeah, berf for fork. So use that to remember it

468
00:37:58,540 --> 00:38:04,780
Sounds like the dutch language, but to berf afford it's got you can pretend you're a cop. It's got a switch blade

469
00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:07,100
That shoots your cards up

470
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:08,940
It's sick

471
00:38:08,940 --> 00:38:10,620
I mean with the with the with the ridge wallet

472
00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:17,180
I honestly hate it because every time you like want to pull one card out you really have to push them all out and like take them all out and then

473
00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:23,740
It's it's and everybody lying in the liquor stores mad at you because they're all yeah, and their hands are shaking

474
00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:27,340
Your hands are shaking and that's why you're having trouble getting the card

475
00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:31,420
But I I'm legitimately upset at myself for having used one of those for so long

476
00:38:31,660 --> 00:38:32,380
like

477
00:38:32,380 --> 00:38:33,580
Yeah, it's

478
00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:35,740
I just to get my idea to give to someone at a bar

479
00:38:35,740 --> 00:38:41,180
I would have to take all my cards out and then I drop them all every time because your hands are shaking

480
00:38:42,140 --> 00:38:46,060
And then I would drop them all and then I would probably forget one and also

481
00:38:46,540 --> 00:38:51,980
You are a guy who leaves shit everywhere. Well, this is why this is so important for me because it has a find my thing built in

482
00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:57,020
I have I have early onset dementia that's caused by heavy ADHD and alcohol abuse

483
00:38:57,580 --> 00:39:00,620
You've been abusing your ADHD. Oh alcohol

484
00:39:00,620 --> 00:39:04,940
As you said ADHD and alcohol I said I have heavy ADHD

485
00:39:05,980 --> 00:39:13,020
and alcohol comma and alcohol. Yeah, heavy alcohol abuse and heavy ADHD. I abuse my ADHD

486
00:39:13,740 --> 00:39:21,260
I lose I spend half my life looking for things guys. I lose things so often. Yeah, but I'll never lose this because it has

487
00:39:22,140 --> 00:39:27,580
Find my wallet built in you know Donnie's like that too. Donnie's crashed over at my place and he left a bunch of shit

488
00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:32,220
Yeah, and he always leaves shit in my car when we go on the road. Oh, you and Donnie both have that thing where it's like

489
00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:36,060
Wherever you go, you spread out for some reason you put all your stuff out

490
00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:38,940
And then you get up and leave

491
00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:43,740
And your stuff is gone. I know and it's like it's like something that I've always trying to get better at but yeah

492
00:39:43,820 --> 00:39:48,060
I can't not yes, I just have like a certain amount of stuff I keep on me at all times

493
00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:52,060
So I feel weird without it. So I've never lost my wallet because I'm always like where's my wallet?

494
00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:54,780
Yeah, well, that's also the issue with that. It's too small

495
00:39:54,780 --> 00:40:00,060
So it's like the same size as like my vape. So like I could oh, you know what I did

496
00:40:00,140 --> 00:40:03,580
I think I think I have that on me, but it's just my vape. I have on me

497
00:40:03,660 --> 00:40:09,420
I bought a cool glass ashtray and I put my wallet and stuff in it when I come home my wallet and keys

498
00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:13,740
So it's always in the same spot in my house. How about this? I'll try that. I'll start wearing

499
00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:15,740
I should get a cool. I'll start wearing more pocket shirts

500
00:40:16,140 --> 00:40:18,780
Pocket shirts rock dude, and then you put this in the pocket shirt

501
00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:22,060
You don't even need a pocket shirt because you could rock it right up on top like I'm doing right now

502
00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:25,260
That's kind of cool. Actually. We got to do it with with the benjamin is hanging out

503
00:40:25,980 --> 00:40:30,860
Okay, these are these are actually real hundreds. No way. Yeah, holy shit. I've never seen a real hundred

504
00:40:30,860 --> 00:40:37,100
Yeah, mm-hmm, and if you look at the table here, you got a shit. Yeah, like adam gilbert would see this this

505
00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:42,860
Yeah, this is the way adam gilbert sees all money. But um, yeah, uh, it's funny adam knew all those jokes

506
00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:47,900
We must make those for all the time. Yeah, but uh, thank you for the wallets oscang

507
00:40:47,900 --> 00:40:53,180
And everyone join the oscang thank you oscang join the oscang gang folks

508
00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:55,100
um

509
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:59,180
If you show if you show up and see me and you're like I got my oscang wallet from you

510
00:40:59,180 --> 00:41:02,380
I'll give you a straight up handshake and I will I'll give you chicago handshake

511
00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:07,020
I'll do a prayer that will bring you good luck for the next 10 years if you join the oscang gang

512
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:10,780
I'll give you a chicago handshake and not a not a shot and a beer

513
00:41:10,860 --> 00:41:16,060
I'm talking about the original chicago handshake where you're in the mob and you shake someone's hand and lean in and shoot them

514
00:41:16,060 --> 00:41:22,220
Maybe you know, I have are we doing the commercial? Yeah. Yeah, but I have this sort of entrepreneurial idea that I think

515
00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:25,260
Maybe I could sponsor the podcast once I get this going

516
00:41:25,340 --> 00:41:30,700
Okay, but I think about starting a work a workshop to teach people how to pray in a way that God will

517
00:41:31,420 --> 00:41:33,420
like like more

518
00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:40,140
How to like make your prayers more interesting I like that I already had a chat gbt write me some copy

519
00:41:40,620 --> 00:41:42,620
to use for marketing

520
00:41:42,620 --> 00:41:47,900
A real quick I need to tell I need to tell the folks that this is an ad comedy podcast the free episode

521
00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:52,300
So this is where we do the ads and stuff and it's not that funny

522
00:41:53,420 --> 00:41:57,500
The good stuff is on patreon.com slash bad comedy. That's where all the guest episodes are

523
00:41:57,900 --> 00:42:02,060
That's where we actually have extended versions of these that are way longer

524
00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:05,420
Behind the paywall

525
00:42:06,060 --> 00:42:12,460
But you gotta join patreon for those and then all the guest episodes are there patreon.com slash bad comedy for that

526
00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:19,820
Yep, and it's 399. How about you save 50% on the best purchase of your life a wallet and then put

527
00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:23,180
399 towards that. Yeah, that way you're making

528
00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:30,380
So you save you save 30 bucks. You pay four bucks. You're saving $26. Yeah, you're making $26 by

529
00:42:30,860 --> 00:42:34,460
Getting a wallet. That's like five years of the podcast. Yeah, exactly

530
00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:38,380
$25 that you saved on the podcast 100%

531
00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:45,420
Yes, you get like eight years of podcasts exactly. So basically we're paying you to get a sick wallet and

532
00:42:45,580 --> 00:42:51,740
And when you listen to podcasts, this is a fact. We've been monitoring our patrons average incomes

533
00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:53,420
and

534
00:42:53,420 --> 00:42:56,700
After people join their income increases by about

535
00:42:57,420 --> 00:43:04,140
About 25% yeah, and we don't look at the averages. We look at each person's one. Yeah 25% ABV

536
00:43:04,380 --> 00:43:06,380
Yeah, if you're

537
00:43:06,380 --> 00:43:13,180
If you're a patron currently listening, we have all of your financial info and your social security numbers and your race

538
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:19,740
No, we don't have any of that. Don't be scared to join patreon. We know your and we know if you're secretly gay

539
00:43:19,980 --> 00:43:25,660
We do we do we do guess we do guess your race and make pie charts to see what our demographics

540
00:43:26,300 --> 00:43:29,820
We know if you're gonna come out as trans in the next 10 years. Yeah, we also know that

541
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:35,100
Well, I'm happy that mark allen made our black percentage much higher shout out to mark allen

542
00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:37,100
He was because it was just mr. Eddie before

543
00:43:38,140 --> 00:43:39,340
Yeah, he's mixed

544
00:43:39,340 --> 00:43:44,540
Yeah, mark allen that's that his name is kind of one vote for black and one vote for white with mr. Eddie

545
00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:46,620
So that breaks even yeah

546
00:43:49,340 --> 00:43:53,740
Mark allen his name is my name too. Yeah, you're mark allen whenever I go

547
00:43:54,540 --> 00:43:56,540
Whenever we go out

548
00:43:57,260 --> 00:44:00,460
We always shout we're we're both mark allen

549
00:44:00,460 --> 00:44:05,180
And I'm glad my last name's never his last name something else

550
00:44:05,660 --> 00:44:09,100
Well, I don't know his last day if he goes by mark allen though. Yeah, his middle name's allen

551
00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:12,300
Just like mine

552
00:44:12,460 --> 00:44:14,460
My real name is mark folks

553
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:18,700
And max is not my comedy name. I've been called mac my whole life

554
00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:24,860
Um, I also gave a speech at the wedding and uh, didn't know I had to give everyone wrote these speeches that

555
00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:30,620
I didn't my brother sam who sucks. He went before me and made some really cringy jokes

556
00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:36,620
Um, like the hackest jokes you can make and then did you do a joke about being pansexual?

557
00:44:37,020 --> 00:44:41,900
No, I did I I opened with that and it crushed. I thought he said he did the hack jokes

558
00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:45,500
What was that nothing

559
00:44:48,220 --> 00:44:50,220
I've heard just about enough out of you

560
00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:54,620
I absolutely I absolutely I absolutely

561
00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:59,260
Just about enough out of you is like a joke your uncle would make or something like your hands

562
00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:01,900
Okay, mr

563
00:45:02,460 --> 00:45:06,300
But I absolutely buried my brother and he was I've said about the rest of the weekend that rolls

564
00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:10,300
It's mindful towards me. I hope he had a horrible weekend. Oh, then I kept making fun about a baddest speech

565
00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:16,300
Dude, there's nothing better than an absolutely destroying somebody in a wedding speech. That's better than any comedy situation

566
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:22,620
Yeah, like in a very personal way like that's like a once in a lifetime thing. Yeah, and then at the next night

567
00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:27,420
So some people did speeches that just did anything on the first night the next night was a reception

568
00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:32,220
They got a microphone on the second night, which is bullshit. We didn't go on the first night. So I held up a spoon

569
00:45:35,180 --> 00:45:40,540
But uh, my brother charlie gave a great speech. Um, but I ghost wrote most of it

570
00:45:41,340 --> 00:45:44,140
All the funny stuff in there that crushed was all me

571
00:45:44,140 --> 00:45:46,940
Yeah, so I'm tag Nataro

572
00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:49,500
Um, nice job. Yeah

573
00:45:50,060 --> 00:45:53,180
Mike my cropped and told me if he ever makes it and stand up. He's gonna

574
00:45:53,820 --> 00:45:58,780
Take me on the road with him to uh be his agent and uh to

575
00:45:59,740 --> 00:46:01,740
Be his agent and for tags

576
00:46:04,060 --> 00:46:06,220
I don't know this is gonna be like you're gonna get to do comedy

577
00:46:06,860 --> 00:46:08,860
Uh, no, I would do comedy too

578
00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:14,860
Uh, I remember there was this guy joe mcman who's like everyone thought it was gonna be the man, but then he just got married

579
00:46:14,860 --> 00:46:19,980
He's gonna be a mcman. Yeah, everyone thought he was gonna be the famous guy because he was like the funniest guy in Chicago

580
00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:23,980
And I remember when we were new he was like, hey, if you ever get famous take me on the road

581
00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:26,700
And if I ever get famous I'll take you on the road. I was like deal man

582
00:46:27,180 --> 00:46:32,060
And I love joe so I was like down. Yeah, but then I found out joe had made that deal with like 20 people

583
00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:35,420
Which is hilarious

584
00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:39,980
But there was like 20 other people who are like, yeah, joe said if I ever make it I'd take him on the road. Yeah

585
00:46:40,860 --> 00:46:42,860
I think it's I think it's

586
00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:49,100
Okay, I think it's maybe five with michael ropens. I should maybe do like a class actually lawsuit against joe

587
00:46:49,660 --> 00:46:51,660
All the comedians I'll put all instagram ad

588
00:46:52,620 --> 00:46:55,260
Did joe mcman ever promise to take you on the road?

589
00:46:57,980 --> 00:46:59,980
Everyone comes forward

590
00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:02,940
That's so funny

591
00:47:02,940 --> 00:47:06,220
No, I think I might I might be the only one that uh mike has said that to

592
00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:09,420
That's pretty good more recently at least post drunk mike

593
00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:12,300
Yeah, that that's the real mike. Yeah

594
00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:14,780
the real

595
00:47:14,780 --> 00:47:16,620
Back then

596
00:47:16,620 --> 00:47:18,620
Ho didn't mow me

597
00:47:18,780 --> 00:47:25,340
Now you're how the whole oh, oh, oh this I have to clip this in this is also rfid blocking folks this wallet

598
00:47:26,140 --> 00:47:29,100
Remember this is an ad comedy podcast run patreon. You idiots. Um

599
00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:34,620
Uh, this is rfid blocking. I don't know what that stands for but what I know is that

600
00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:38,300
People can use these little devices and if you get close to you

601
00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:42,780
They can steal all of your information your cards information your idea all that stuff

602
00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:45,340
Just by rubbing it against your wallet and

603
00:47:46,140 --> 00:47:49,820
I've been going to the club a lot recently and

604
00:47:50,620 --> 00:47:57,420
These hot women have been grinding on me and then every time I in the morning. I look at my bank account

605
00:47:57,420 --> 00:47:59,420
And it's empty and I'm like what the heck

606
00:48:00,220 --> 00:48:06,700
Um, that I found out just just not spending it all on no no alcohol and no it is all like with no

607
00:48:06,700 --> 00:48:11,340
It was all withdrawn from uh withdrawal from uh cocaine. No, it was like

608
00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:15,420
No, it was all spent it was all spent at like uh

609
00:48:16,620 --> 00:48:21,740
Like victoria secret and stuff like that and I didn't go there you rarely spend money there

610
00:48:21,740 --> 00:48:27,820
Yeah, I I almost never spend money there. I spend like only just your mom's birthday

611
00:48:29,180 --> 00:48:31,180
Um

612
00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:34,540
Sister sister's birthday for sister's wedding present

613
00:48:36,540 --> 00:48:38,540
I want you guys to have a good honeymoon

614
00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:43,660
No, but I was the only charters from victoria secret and all these makeup places and I'm like I don't go to these places

615
00:48:43,980 --> 00:48:46,620
This is fraud. I already have enough blackface makeup

616
00:48:46,620 --> 00:48:51,100
I'm doing something to cut out. Oh, I forgot this is a commercial

617
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:58,060
I forgot we were still doing a commercial so every time I would go to the club these hot women would be grinding on me

618
00:48:58,700 --> 00:49:00,380
um, and

619
00:49:00,380 --> 00:49:05,580
I'd wake up in the morning and all my money would be stolen from me and I guess they were using these devices

620
00:49:06,140 --> 00:49:11,660
Uh that you can steal all your information. What the heck? Yeah, just by being near you

621
00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:14,300
So they'd be grinding on me. Are you talking about tic-tac? No

622
00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:16,300
I know

623
00:49:16,300 --> 00:49:18,940
So they'd be grinding on me not because I'm a good looking dude

624
00:49:19,420 --> 00:49:24,300
Um, or like cool, uh, it's because they were stealing my money rich

625
00:49:24,940 --> 00:49:29,420
Yeah, they're stealing and they were stealing my money. Fuck and now they can't because I have this

626
00:49:30,060 --> 00:49:34,940
Nice, so now they're gonna grind on me realize that they didn't get any info from the the thing and then

627
00:49:35,500 --> 00:49:39,260
jokes on them no more no more victoria secret ladies. So

628
00:49:39,260 --> 00:49:45,500
Um, I pictured the RFID things scanner in that thing. Yeah, and then they get the Jurassic Park

629
00:49:45,980 --> 00:49:47,980
Newman face going

630
00:49:48,220 --> 00:49:54,060
You didn't say the magic word. Yeah, this this RFID. I bet it's so powerful that it destroys those devices

631
00:49:54,860 --> 00:50:00,220
It goes on the offense. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it puts a computer bug. I don't know this for sure, but it

632
00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:07,820
I think this RFID blocker is it's also a RFID scanner breaker. It breaks there

633
00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:13,660
So then you steal their money or maybe you steal all the money they stole. Yeah. Yeah back to the poor

634
00:50:13,980 --> 00:50:19,980
Yeah, it's like a robin hood type of thing. Yeah. Yeah. So I invested small stocks like robin hood. Yeah

635
00:50:21,420 --> 00:50:23,420
You could day trade it for that. Yeah

636
00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:27,580
Is that still around robin hood? Yeah, I thought they got in trouble or something

637
00:50:27,820 --> 00:50:32,140
They they did when there was a during the game stop thing they halted trading

638
00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:35,100
Yeah, that was bullshit

639
00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:37,900
Um, wow, that just shows how much of a con

640
00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:46,140
Stock market is for rich people. Yeah. Yeah, that's so poor. I mean the the market itself isn't but yeah, I mean like the

641
00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:50,460
For the things that lead towards like the yeah, the

642
00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:55,820
Rich people in the large companies these people were trying to short game stop

643
00:50:56,060 --> 00:50:59,340
Stock and then the app tried to help them short games

644
00:50:59,340 --> 00:51:06,460
So probably because the investors and robin hood had we're trying to do that. Yeah, but I think the defense was that it was

645
00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:08,620
Market manipulation, which it kind of was

646
00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:10,700
um, I think that

647
00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:15,340
What it's all market manipulation. What's not market manipulation? No, I'm saying they're

648
00:51:15,900 --> 00:51:23,740
Uh, they they had a guy who was telling everyone to purposefully pump up this this stock that is not gonna

649
00:51:24,220 --> 00:51:27,100
That game stop is not gonna be a good company in the future

650
00:51:27,100 --> 00:51:31,260
So that's so it's not manipulation all the guys who are trying to short it artificial

651
00:51:32,140 --> 00:51:34,300
You know buying it so that they could

652
00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:40,060
Get rid of it at the perfect time or whatever. Well shorting it is just a bet that the thing

653
00:51:40,140 --> 00:51:41,100
It's gonna go down

654
00:51:41,100 --> 00:51:45,820
But yes, this was screw over the people that are shorted up when I'm saying the manipulation, but isn't that manipulation?

655
00:51:46,220 --> 00:51:51,660
No, it's it's a short. Yeah. No, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's bet you make against another

656
00:51:52,460 --> 00:51:55,420
Uh like person or another bank. Yeah

657
00:51:55,420 --> 00:51:58,700
Um, but it is a pump

658
00:51:59,340 --> 00:52:03,180
And it don't it don't know being that guy the main guy who's doing it. Yeah, he

659
00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:05,900
Did most he did a bunch of the selling

660
00:52:06,620 --> 00:52:11,420
Like when it got high. Oh, yeah, so he he got in trouble. He got like, uh

661
00:52:12,620 --> 00:52:17,340
Because for pump and dump you can't do that pump and dump. Yeah, so that's like what's my favorite

662
00:52:17,820 --> 00:52:22,700
Porn term. I think I think Elon's got in trouble for doing that like he'll like say something

663
00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:27,580
Oh, yeah, he'll tweet stuff and then uh, remember when he crashed dog coin by going on SNL

664
00:52:28,620 --> 00:52:30,620
And everyone's like this guy's too weird. I'm out

665
00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:36,220
I just bought more because I was like, oh, he's like, you came out as autistic. He must be good

666
00:52:37,900 --> 00:52:39,900
He definitely knows the numbers. Yeah

667
00:52:40,140 --> 00:52:46,780
Yeah, he did try and do that like I'm the first ass burgers guy on the show. Yeah, everyone's like who cares

668
00:52:47,420 --> 00:52:49,420
Everyone has autism these days

669
00:52:49,420 --> 00:52:55,420
They literally had a fucking tons of people with ass burgers on the show. They just didn't say it. Yeah, I'm sure a lot of people

670
00:52:55,420 --> 00:52:57,260
Sure, all the absurd. Are you ever seen

671
00:52:57,820 --> 00:52:59,820
John blue. She's weird shaped head

672
00:53:01,820 --> 00:53:04,460
Um, what's what's his name? Um, uh

673
00:53:06,460 --> 00:53:08,460
Kyle booty the other blues brother

674
00:53:09,260 --> 00:53:15,100
Uh, dad, acroyd. Oh, yeah, he's autistic dad acroyd's whole thing is autism

675
00:53:15,100 --> 00:53:21,660
He's like especially he always plays a scientist in every movie or a cone head ghost busters. Yeah cone heads

676
00:53:21,980 --> 00:53:23,980
Yeah, an alien or a scientist. Yeah

677
00:53:24,620 --> 00:53:27,580
Sometimes he's like a businessman only a tommy boy. I think

678
00:53:28,300 --> 00:53:33,100
Oh, yeah, yeah, he's legit into like conspiracy theory stuff. That's like what he does now

679
00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:39,260
He does like podcasts about ghosts and and aliens. You should do a podcast with trevor from Pittsburgh

680
00:53:39,260 --> 00:53:45,020
The the guys the guys at the world record for when to rehab the most times. Yeah, that would be great. I'm sure

681
00:53:45,420 --> 00:53:48,620
He has she has the world to remind him of his old friend. John belushi

682
00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:56,700
Trevor should be the new John belushi with Dan acroyd. He has two world records. Uh, trevor austin

683
00:53:57,020 --> 00:53:59,020
His name is trevor austin from pittsburgh

684
00:53:59,420 --> 00:54:05,100
Um, the most relapses and the most halfway houses. He's been to yeah. Yeah

685
00:54:05,100 --> 00:54:12,460
He's been somebody halfway houses is combined. It's it's a community. It's like 20 halfway houses 10 full houses

686
00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:14,540
Yeah, it's essentially like a

687
00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:17,100
Neighborhood of houses. Yeah

688
00:54:17,980 --> 00:54:21,100
And then you gotta think that's a lot because each one is only half a house. Yeah

689
00:54:21,260 --> 00:54:27,020
You gotta do two houses for every house. He is it's pretty much as many houses as hot dogs at chris grub is even in the last

690
00:54:27,020 --> 00:54:31,100
Week in the last week. So that's that's at least at least 42 hot dogs

691
00:54:31,660 --> 00:54:34,380
If you had for breakfast every morning. God damn

692
00:54:34,380 --> 00:54:36,380
Yeah

693
00:54:36,460 --> 00:54:40,460
What if what if chris griever eating those six loaded hot dogs and

694
00:54:41,180 --> 00:54:42,860
The loaded fries

695
00:54:42,860 --> 00:54:44,860
What if that was what if that was him being like

696
00:54:45,340 --> 00:54:50,620
Shamefully eating a smaller amount. What if you normally would get like 15? How about this song?

697
00:54:51,340 --> 00:54:53,340
Then I saw a hot dog

698
00:54:53,580 --> 00:54:55,580
Now i'm a chris griever

699
00:55:00,140 --> 00:55:02,140
I got I got a plate

700
00:55:02,140 --> 00:55:04,140
Yeah, I've loaded fries

701
00:55:07,260 --> 00:55:09,260
I love hot dogs

702
00:55:09,820 --> 00:55:15,340
Dogs i'm chris griever. I'm gonna eat them if I can i'm gonna eat them

703
00:55:16,460 --> 00:55:18,460
More than five

704
00:55:20,940 --> 00:55:22,940
Perfect that's so good chris griever

705
00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:29,580
i'm a chris griever make sure to listen to uh, uh, it's a timestamp 40

706
00:55:29,580 --> 00:55:31,580
454

707
00:55:31,820 --> 00:55:34,700
Uh, I'll I'll take some to listen to that part of you listen the full episode

708
00:55:35,020 --> 00:55:38,380
Maybe if we do another well, so we ever do another live show in

709
00:55:38,940 --> 00:55:43,180
Pittsburgh, maybe we could do that the way we did the uh, kelly robinson song. Yeah. Yeah

710
00:55:43,980 --> 00:55:49,980
I can edit chris griever's face into the music video. Yeah, it's a bunch of hot dogs. Yeah, and us. Yeah

711
00:55:53,900 --> 00:55:55,900
Shout out to that video i'm proud of it

712
00:55:55,900 --> 00:56:01,020
And the mrs. Robinson kelly robinson's song for michael robinson's dad

713
00:56:01,740 --> 00:56:05,020
That I really didn't think was gonna work because everyone in the crowd

714
00:56:05,660 --> 00:56:07,660
Probably doesn't know michael robinson's dad

715
00:56:09,020 --> 00:56:15,260
But it actually worked pretty well. I remember people were laughing people were laughing. Yeah. Yeah, they have a good sound guy there

716
00:56:17,980 --> 00:56:21,420
How does it go again? Here's to you kelly robinson

717
00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:27,100
Um, we all know your son. We think you're cool or something like that

718
00:56:28,780 --> 00:56:30,780
The best is

719
00:56:34,700 --> 00:56:39,580
We really want to be bd or a k-fan happy because we're white. Yeah. Yeah

720
00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:47,420
Why why can't why can't we join the bd is it because we're white?

721
00:56:47,420 --> 00:56:50,460
Is it because we're white? Yeah

722
00:56:52,540 --> 00:56:57,740
Good times guys, we're gonna have another live show at some point when uh, if you're listening so hard, uh

723
00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:00,060
Give me the date

724
00:57:00,060 --> 00:57:03,580
Yes, we'll do a mat. We would love to do met and they I'll sell it out. Okay

725
00:57:03,980 --> 00:57:10,060
Another good 60s movie song was that midnight cowboy song. I was listening to that last night. Oh, yeah, you know, uh

726
00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:13,340
Everybody's talking about me

727
00:57:13,340 --> 00:57:18,380
I don't hear a word to say and we should have a parody for this. I don't know what it'll be

728
00:57:19,100 --> 00:57:24,460
How about this only the echoes at dustin hoffman movies? That's what i'm doing. Do you think we should do a parody of that?

729
00:57:24,860 --> 00:57:26,860
I think we should get a parrot

730
00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:28,860
for the podcast

731
00:57:28,860 --> 00:57:36,780
So guys if if you like coco beware well guys if you want a parrot on the podcast you can uh get cool steeper club

732
00:57:37,580 --> 00:57:38,860
tea

733
00:57:38,860 --> 00:57:42,220
You know that is what is that? It's uh, so it's ship

734
00:57:42,220 --> 00:57:47,900
It's subscription cold tea that's shipped to you cold roots and it's not shipped to you as

735
00:57:49,420 --> 00:57:51,660
It'll spoil if they shipped you as the tea

736
00:57:52,140 --> 00:57:58,620
No, they give you the the dry tea. Wait, how do you know that because i'm a subscriber. Oh, what then I saw your face

737
00:57:58,620 --> 00:58:04,220
You actually get it. I want to subscribe. You actually didn't even know about it. Well, uh, you tricked me. I

738
00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:07,260
Was I was tricking you what the heck?

739
00:58:07,260 --> 00:58:11,900
Yeah, they they send you a picture they send you a filter thing and

740
00:58:12,620 --> 00:58:14,780
You you put it in there you put the tea in there

741
00:58:15,340 --> 00:58:20,940
And it steeps overnight and then in the morning you have some really good really good tea

742
00:58:21,420 --> 00:58:24,780
Yeah, and each picture is probably 50 gallons of

743
00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:28,380
It looks like a regular sized picture, but it's probably 50 gallons of tea

744
00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:35,420
I'd imagine 50 easily. Yeah, and um, you put the water in you put the tea in you wait eight hours or overnight

745
00:58:35,420 --> 00:58:38,780
The next day you got a full pitcher of tea. I just drink that show all my work

746
00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:43,980
Yeah, then I come home rinse it out reload the tea for the next day. Bitch. It's so good

747
00:58:44,380 --> 00:58:49,740
Yeah, and then I I drink it you you made it a sweet tea on juneteenth. I did you had some yeah

748
00:58:49,820 --> 00:58:54,540
Yep, because I just added a cup of sugar to the picture. Yeah, that's what that's what I drink

749
00:58:54,860 --> 00:58:59,260
Kool-aid style when I'm sitting in my rocket and shay on the plantation as you all know make some more of that

750
00:58:59,260 --> 00:59:03,260
That was really good. Yeah, nora even liked it and she don't like nothing. Yeah, um

751
00:59:03,260 --> 00:59:06,780
I you're Mikey likes it. She's like that nora likes it

752
00:59:06,860 --> 00:59:11,260
I didn't I've only planned on having like one drink, but everyone just wanted to drink a bunch. I was like damn it

753
00:59:13,420 --> 00:59:16,940
Dude, it's the freedom of slaves. Yeah, but it's a good time. Yeah, I work

754
00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:21,900
So I wore a black t-shirt, you know to honor black people and then I wore an africa chain

755
00:59:22,140 --> 00:59:24,140
I wore my bet on cut shirt

756
00:59:24,140 --> 00:59:32,700
I remember you were like, uh, hey man, remember when we used to have a lot more days off before juneteenth?

757
00:59:33,340 --> 00:59:38,380
Now we just have one day off juneteenth. Remember that? You're like, we never had to work before juneteenth

758
00:59:39,420 --> 00:59:41,420
I said that yeah

759
00:59:42,060 --> 00:59:44,860
You're like, I kind of miss before juneteenth when we never had to work

760
00:59:46,380 --> 00:59:50,220
But now we just get one day off. That's a good joke. You didn't say that

761
00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:55,580
That's a great joke. I was trying to make you sound like a racist, but you're just like liking the joke

762
00:59:55,660 --> 01:00:00,780
I made that up. Well, it's my one credit. Well, you told me I said it. So you weren't saying it like a joke

763
01:00:00,860 --> 01:00:06,220
You're saying it like I miss slavery. I said it and I was blacked out and it was my joke and I'm gonna use it on stage

764
01:00:06,460 --> 01:00:09,660
Okay, go ahead and tell everyone you like slavery on stage

765
01:00:10,380 --> 01:00:14,460
No, I'm gonna turn it into a woke thing. Okay. How does that go? It's gonna say

766
01:00:15,340 --> 01:00:18,220
And they they with their work they built this country

767
01:00:18,220 --> 01:00:19,580
Uh-huh

768
01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:23,580
Hey, you know, I'm just saying it was kind of our idea. That's all I'm adding to that

769
01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:26,700
It was kind of our idea. You built it. Yes. You did all the work

770
01:00:26,860 --> 01:00:28,940
Uh-huh, but we are the idea guys

771
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:35,100
The u.s. Is kind of like the fetal dreams if you build it, uh, they will come black people are like steve wasniac and we're

772
01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:37,340
and white people are like

773
01:00:37,820 --> 01:00:39,180
Steve jobs

774
01:00:39,180 --> 01:00:44,140
Yeah, Steve jobs is the idea man. Steve wasniac did all the behind the scenes and apple

775
01:00:44,620 --> 01:00:47,420
Yeah, well, we're like no, we're like charles babbage

776
01:00:47,420 --> 01:00:51,740
Yeah, yeah, we're like charles babbage our hero the inventor of the computer

777
01:00:54,380 --> 01:00:57,980
He's probably the coolest guy in the world charles babbage. Uh, yeah, I think so

778
01:00:58,140 --> 01:01:02,220
Who do you think's cooler like mr. T or charles babbage? Oh god

779
01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:08,140
Charles babbage by a mile by a mile who's like the coolest guy probably aside from charles babbage

780
01:01:08,380 --> 01:01:13,340
Aside from charles babbage like someone who like everyone thinks is really cool because not not everyone always agrees with us

781
01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:16,220
No

782
01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:19,260
He invented dynamite alan turing alan turing. He's cool

783
01:01:20,060 --> 01:01:24,460
Who's someone that like everyone actually thinks is really cool. So what okay stone cold steve austin?

784
01:01:24,780 --> 01:01:28,460
Yeah, stone cold steve austin or charles babbage shan michaels or charles babbage

785
01:01:30,140 --> 01:01:33,340
Stone cold charles babbage charles babbage for me. Yeah me too

786
01:01:34,300 --> 01:01:37,580
I do like stone cold. What about the rock the rock or charles babbage?

787
01:01:38,620 --> 01:01:40,620
Charles babbage. Okay. Yeah, I agree for me

788
01:01:40,620 --> 01:01:47,100
Yeah, I think I really think that the rock and stone cold should both run for president against each other

789
01:01:48,860 --> 01:01:52,300
Uh, I mean, yeah, the rock just wants to get squashed

790
01:01:53,420 --> 01:01:56,620
Yeah, I know just don't call it. I don't call it with my mile

791
01:01:57,020 --> 01:01:59,340
If I was a wrestler against the rock I go

792
01:01:59,900 --> 01:02:04,460
This Saturday, I'm gonna get blood for most stone. Yeah, the rock

793
01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:07,180
And then I'd beat up the rock if they did

794
01:02:07,180 --> 01:02:14,380
We if they did a debate with some like wwe in it, you know, uh, it's like whoever

795
01:02:16,620 --> 01:02:21,660
How this so they do the debate whoever wins the debate at the next debate at the beginning they have to

796
01:02:22,380 --> 01:02:26,700
Uh, based on like whoever whatever people think who won that

797
01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:32,460
They have to because you know how it's by pin fuller submission. You know how it's kind of like choreographed a little bit

798
01:02:32,460 --> 01:02:39,980
Uh-huh. So at the beginning of the next debate before the debate the the winner of the last debate gets to win their match

799
01:02:40,380 --> 01:02:42,380
They do a match before the the next debate

800
01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:49,260
Uh, so there's the debate the loser of that debate has to lose the wrestling match. That's choreographed in between the two debates

801
01:02:49,260 --> 01:02:50,540
Yeah

802
01:02:50,540 --> 01:02:56,860
In shame they have to get pinned. Well, that would ruin the sort of fun of it if they if we knew who's gonna lose

803
01:02:57,020 --> 01:02:59,260
Yeah, I know but we can't but but then

804
01:02:59,260 --> 01:03:03,740
The debate would have to be choreographed if we did the other way around

805
01:03:04,140 --> 01:03:06,140
I mean, aren't they all already?

806
01:03:06,380 --> 01:03:08,780
You know, I'm saying folks politics are fake

807
01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:16,300
Except for Donald trump, he's just says a lot of he's draining the swamp. I'm just saying

808
01:03:16,780 --> 01:03:19,980
I'm just saying just the the the fake part. He he sees

809
01:03:20,620 --> 01:03:25,420
He says a lot. I mean he says like like things that aren't true, but he uh,

810
01:03:25,420 --> 01:03:28,620
He says things that he perceives to be real

811
01:03:29,420 --> 01:03:33,100
I think instead of draining the swamp. We should drown the politicians

812
01:03:33,180 --> 01:03:37,260
Why why do they want to drain the swamp? But they want to get rid of like Louisiana and like uh,

813
01:03:37,820 --> 01:03:42,700
Yeah, we want to turn into fertile they're trying to get rid of the prairie and land trying to get rid of the bayou. Yeah, what the heck?

814
01:03:43,340 --> 01:03:48,380
Yeah, what the heck? Yeah, what about uh, where are we gonna get up? Where are we gonna get good news music?

815
01:03:48,380 --> 01:03:50,380
We're gonna get the people that talk like

816
01:03:50,380 --> 01:03:56,140
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. I'm gonna do but do but uh, we're gonna get that creole. Yeah

817
01:03:57,020 --> 01:03:59,500
What if what I wish dale had uh,

818
01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:02,620
A creole accent that would be funny

819
01:04:04,140 --> 01:04:06,140
Oh, you know who has a creole accent

820
01:04:07,740 --> 01:04:09,740
Bad bad kaufman's uh

821
01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:14,300
Oh my god

822
01:04:14,700 --> 01:04:18,540
And you know, it's crazy guys if you want to see a really funny thing go to uh, uh,

823
01:04:18,540 --> 01:04:24,940
Uh, uh, brad brad sneeze man brad kaufman's instagram and watch uh his character where he does

824
01:04:26,300 --> 01:04:28,300
Bayou accent. Yeah

825
01:04:28,940 --> 01:04:34,220
I saw somebody else doing that accent in like a movie or something recently and I was like did he just take it from this?

826
01:04:34,620 --> 01:04:37,260
I forgot what I was watching. I was like, oh, it's like a

827
01:04:37,820 --> 01:04:42,220
It was like a bill Murray kind of movie or something and there was a guy doing that creole accent

828
01:04:42,220 --> 01:04:46,860
And I was like, I think this is just what he just stole this from another movie. Yeah, and it's like kind of easy to do

829
01:04:46,860 --> 01:04:51,020
I saw a Peyton Ruddy sketch with some other people in it

830
01:04:51,580 --> 01:04:56,540
And it was pretty funny, but then they dragged it out way too long. Oh, yeah, that's that could always happen

831
01:04:56,700 --> 01:04:58,700
Yeah, they steven hostage

832
01:04:59,100 --> 01:05:01,100
I'm working out a video

833
01:05:01,820 --> 01:05:03,820
Where's our fucking guest at? What's that?

834
01:05:03,980 --> 01:05:08,140
Let's let's end this one. I give you plugs this comes out today

835
01:05:08,380 --> 01:05:12,860
Oh, I think I'm opening for samtell in a humble jungle. I think it might be sold out

836
01:05:12,860 --> 01:05:19,260
Well shows are sold out. I checked. Yeah, I invited this hot girl to go. Hell, yeah, dude. I need to start going to like regular

837
01:05:19,900 --> 01:05:21,260
normal bars

838
01:05:21,260 --> 01:05:22,140
Uh-huh

839
01:05:22,140 --> 01:05:27,660
Where there's like I need to start spitting bars. I'm good. I'm good at talking to women at regular bar. Well, okay

840
01:05:27,660 --> 01:05:29,660
Yeah, but I just hang out at fucking

841
01:05:29,900 --> 01:05:32,300
That's why I don't get that was pussy because I hang out at comedy places

842
01:05:32,860 --> 01:05:36,540
I think it's because you're scared of women. I'm not it's something that happened to you when you're a little

843
01:05:36,620 --> 01:05:40,780
I was fantastic at talking to uh women at the bar my juneteenth party

844
01:05:40,780 --> 01:05:44,860
A girl started talking to you. She was being so weird. You immediately left the party

845
01:05:44,860 --> 01:05:47,900
I was like mech is scared of that girl. Oh, I legitimately had a meetup with

846
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:54,860
I was I was what about that girl used to go to all your shows. I was I was I was scared of the girl at your party

847
01:05:55,260 --> 01:05:57,260
Yes, she was very scary. Yeah

848
01:05:57,820 --> 01:06:04,300
Also after you left she was like everyone here thinks that mac is the most important person and everyone was like nope

849
01:06:04,300 --> 01:06:10,300
She said like she's like everyone was obsessed with mac and everyone was like what?

850
01:06:10,860 --> 01:06:12,860
Nero's like I don't even think I talked to me

851
01:06:14,060 --> 01:06:19,020
She's just you were like you were projecting like she was into you. She was just like staring me like

852
01:06:19,820 --> 01:06:21,820
Yeah, then she hit on Courtney

853
01:06:22,220 --> 01:06:25,020
Courtney came by later corny albers. Oh

854
01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:27,500
Courtney's like I married

855
01:06:29,260 --> 01:06:32,300
She didn't have nice boobs though. Yeah, she had her boobs all

856
01:06:32,300 --> 01:06:38,220
out, but maybe she had them all maybe they're not that good. She she called me and matt ugly at one point. I think

857
01:06:39,980 --> 01:06:45,340
She she were like whatever you think mac is attractive. I don't trust your judgment

858
01:06:45,420 --> 01:06:51,260
I lost weight and I'm getting hotter and I'm gonna get I'm gonna get I'm gonna get super fit and I'm gonna be

859
01:06:51,580 --> 01:06:53,580
I'm gonna become male model

860
01:06:53,580 --> 01:06:57,820
Not gay and moved to new york and I'm gonna be the me and charlie. You're gonna have a face off

861
01:06:57,820 --> 01:07:03,660
You who's charlie your brother? I gave my gay brother. Yeah, I'm gonna be I'm gonna represent the straight models

862
01:07:04,380 --> 01:07:05,820
nice, dude

863
01:07:05,820 --> 01:07:09,740
Just you it'll be just you. I'm either bad. I'm the bad boy of modeling

864
01:07:10,540 --> 01:07:14,860
I'll be like you're gonna be the first straight male model. I'm gonna be the first male model

865
01:07:15,580 --> 01:07:17,580
The first straight male model. Yeah

866
01:07:17,660 --> 01:07:18,780
Yeah

867
01:07:18,780 --> 01:07:22,140
Well, no, there was a ben stiller and oh, yeah, he played

868
01:07:22,940 --> 01:07:26,460
He was doing gay face though. I think if he was being a male, that's true. Yeah

869
01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:28,460
Yeah, so humble jungle wednesday

870
01:07:29,260 --> 01:07:35,900
Uh, actually don't go to that if you're if you're comic listening. I'm worried too many people are going to be in the back green room

871
01:07:38,060 --> 01:07:40,460
But I know I know they'll let me in

872
01:07:41,340 --> 01:07:42,700
because I'm

873
01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:48,700
Because i'm gonna kill ham and i'm friends with jason and and I also know that hope i'm friends with the house owner

874
01:07:49,420 --> 01:07:51,420
So if I don't get in i'm gonna

875
01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:54,300
Have to kill the house owner

876
01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:59,020
Probably yeah, it's Nathan. Why oh shout out to Nathan shout out to Nathan. Well good good good guy

877
01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:01,500
folks follow me at bad boy comedy

878
01:08:01,500 --> 01:08:05,100
um on everything um spider cancel jason on twit

879
01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:07,900
and um

880
01:08:07,980 --> 01:08:10,700
I'll have some shows coming up. I'm getting back into stand-up

881
01:08:11,100 --> 01:08:15,340
Um, I won best set of the night two weeks ago. There's no big deal

882
01:08:15,900 --> 01:08:17,020
at all

883
01:08:17,020 --> 01:08:19,020
That I face planted on a dillens hood

884
01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:21,100
Uh, 30 minutes later, but

885
01:08:21,100 --> 01:08:24,860
get fired. Catch me all around the city. You know, I'm on the beast

886
01:08:25,180 --> 01:08:27,180
I'm on most of the clubs

887
01:08:27,340 --> 01:08:29,740
I could probably get on xanes, but I don't want to email them

888
01:08:30,860 --> 01:08:34,780
Um, that's all you gotta do really to get on zanes, so you just have to email them and they'll put you on a February

889
01:08:36,220 --> 01:08:40,540
That'll give you the six to six what they can put you on the six at six the six is six

890
01:08:41,340 --> 01:08:43,340
Yeah, the six at six

891
01:08:43,820 --> 01:08:45,900
who's six comics at six o'clock

892
01:08:45,900 --> 01:08:52,900
The six at six. I want to open a club. Sex in the 60. I'll be the headline of every show.

893
01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:58,900
We'll close in a week. Yeah. I like that. Week where it's just worth it. I like that.

894
01:08:58,900 --> 01:09:03,900
Wait, doesn't Scott wasn't Scott Darling go open your comedy club? Whatever happened to that guy?

895
01:09:03,900 --> 01:09:11,900
I don't. Does he do comedy? I hope he broke through the ice of a pond. Hey, let me know if you want to do any investments.

896
01:09:11,900 --> 01:09:21,900
Whatever happened to Scott Darling? Is he alive? I remember we went ice skating on this pond that had very thin ice and then I was packing up my stuff.

897
01:09:21,900 --> 01:09:32,900
I didn't see him. I thought he left ahead of me. His truck was still in the parking lot. I actually hit him up to check in and then he heard just say what's up and then he responded and then I hit the left front red.

898
01:09:32,900 --> 01:09:42,900
This was like a month ago and then I said what's up. He responded like to where I should probably respond. And then he said what's up.

899
01:09:42,900 --> 01:09:49,900
And I left my red by accident. And then you responded. And now it's too late to apologize. Yeah. It's too late.

900
01:09:49,900 --> 01:09:59,900
How about Scott? Scott Duckling. Yeah. The ugly Scott Duckling. That's not nice. He's a patron. Yeah, right. He is.

901
01:09:59,900 --> 01:10:06,900
Scott Darling, you better not listen to this free episode. Scott. Yeah, you better only listen to the guest episode.

902
01:10:06,900 --> 01:10:13,900
We got to hear what I got to say. We got a good one coming up Wednesday. I'm not going to say who it is, but it's going to be good.

903
01:10:13,900 --> 01:10:22,900
So join patreon.com now. Get cool steeper club. Actually, we're talking about the savings from the wallet. We have our second Indian guest.

904
01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:30,900
Yeah, second Indian guest. His name might be Russell Peters.

905
01:10:30,900 --> 01:10:40,900
So I just want to say one last thing. Again, use that promo code we gave you all up on the screen. Use the promo code we gave you for that wallet.

906
01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:48,900
It's normally 60 bucks. You get it for 30 bucks. You spent you use that you were giving you 30 bucks there.

907
01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:58,900
You put four of that towards patreon. And then how much is then then you go to cool steeper club and then you doing that.

908
01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:05,900
And then basically you get all this free shit. The steeper club is promo code bad comedy. I don't know. Promo code bad promo code bad comedy.

909
01:11:05,900 --> 01:11:12,900
I don't always said that promo code bad comedy. It's an easier promo code than the other one. It's just the name of our podcast. No exclamation point.

910
01:11:12,900 --> 01:11:22,900
Look out for my new business. I'm starting where it's classes on how to pray better. Yeah. Oh, and I mean, I guess you're putting God to sleep with your prayers.

911
01:11:22,900 --> 01:11:34,900
Okay. Yeah. And I got to learn how to pray in a very you got to it's like a sales pitch, you know. And I guess if you want to get into investment, if you need to get into the market, I'm a stock broker and I can help you.

912
01:11:34,900 --> 01:11:46,900
But most of our listeners are pretty broke. So I if you if you Belgian listeners from Brussels are like really rich, then I'll fly out there all dinner with you.

913
01:11:46,900 --> 01:12:02,900
I'll give you a free wallet. But you need to be I only fly out internationally if it's 100 million or more. So just DM me. And we'll talk.

914
01:12:02,900 --> 01:12:05,900
I'm going to go on Jason.

915
01:12:05,900 --> 01:12:10,900
I think I'm going to call my business better prayers. Oh, we should like better help but better prayers. We should plug Nathan London.

916
01:12:10,900 --> 01:12:17,900
These Nathan, Nathan, one comedy, follow Nathan one comedy. Our favorite comedian.

917
01:12:17,900 --> 01:12:27,900
He should have a special soup soup soup soup soup. Yeah, soups nuts soups on soups on soups on. Yep. Check it out.

918
01:12:27,900 --> 01:12:34,900
Follow him on Instagram, of course. On follow Sam Talant.

919
01:12:34,900 --> 01:12:39,900
Don't do that. I like Sam Talant. No, you shouldn't follow him.

920
01:12:39,900 --> 01:12:58,900
Just unfollow him and then follow Nathan London. That way it's the same amount of people you follow your ratio stays the same. However, with you ratio freaks, narcissists. And do we have other we don't have any Nathan lunches coming up?

921
01:12:58,900 --> 01:13:05,900
No, check them out as website. Yeah, just on dot com. Yeah, check out Nathan Lund's days.

922
01:13:05,900 --> 01:13:15,900
I'm probably fine. My Instagram or phased website to get a discount on show you can get a soup on. Yeah, Google and probably Nathan Lund stand up comedian and then see if you can find something.

923
01:13:15,900 --> 01:13:19,900
But that's that's probably the most important thing.

924
01:13:19,900 --> 01:13:22,900
And folks, that's it for today.

925
01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:37,900
I'm a really good episode. We'll see you Wednesday. And we love you and all new patrons that join today. I'll ask your sd.

926
01:13:37,900 --> 01:13:43,900
Whoa. Yeah. I know. I really hope not.

927
01:13:43,900 --> 01:13:46,900
Shit.

928
01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:53,900
Bye.