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your jason can you grab the gun

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love guns

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love the gun

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hey everybody welcome to bad comedy podcast the number one alt right podcast

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in chicago because we're the alternative to the right we're left wing folks

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my name is uh...

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macchissor alias number one stoic in the nation

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and i'm here of course with uh... talk about it big lizard

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uh... big lizard chuck babbage the provider i've been to the three d

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computer and then of course we have dylan internet number one influencer

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number one influencer a young consumer pills

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all people at home excited

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consumer max or

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oh yes a lot of hands

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well

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you know uh... speaking of hands uh... a lot of hands if anybody uh... wants to

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talk shit

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about me

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throw them hands

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yeah okay

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that's what's up to some memory very well that's a little worse mister hands

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yeah if anybody gets mad about us talking ship

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uh... behind the paywall uh... but we're not talking shit behind your back

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we're talking shit in front of your back you can

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see if you get talk shit behind your back you'll never know what they said

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probably

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if we do that for us

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we talk shit in front of your back you pay four dollars you can hear everything

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we say all you gotta do is pay money i've been working on it

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about

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uh... i mean to hands

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hand-fed

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hand-fed

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i have a boba-fed

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i'm addicted to boba-fed

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yeah it makes me my wiener

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oh my gosh

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you know how they did like a baby Yoda

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yeah

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it's like a young version of that really old green guy

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you should do like a hot boba-fed

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and job of the hut

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they should do a skinny job of the hut

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well the problem with

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yeah that's good but the problem with the boba-fed one is he wears like just

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the armor

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alright what about a armorless

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what about a hot hug you just do the opposite

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wait have we done hot Yoda?

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hot Yoda

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how about Luke? job of the hut

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job of the hut

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how about Luke ground runner

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oh yes i like that

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so is job of the hut a big worm or what kind of animal is it?

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job of the hut?

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it's kind of uh...

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what is a hut?

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when i said job of the hut how excited about pizza?

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how hungry did you get for pizza?

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i was just picturing Peyton Ruddy and

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i started smelling the pizza

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Stephanie Roberts

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picturing Peyton Ruddy in the green room

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and Stephanie Roberts and dating

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oh pizza there's love

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has remembered

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the boy awful being joke we talked about

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yo

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pizza the hut is from spaceballs you ever see spaceballs?

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love spaceballs

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that's why i brought up the pizza hut thing

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i love pizza is my favorite pizza as we established last episode

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with Professor Pizza

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apparently Professor Pizza he can make pizza hut

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he said

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that's why he's the king

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it's all connected folks you underestimate us

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that's why he's Professor Pizza Hut

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and we have Professor Pizza

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and we have Macnepper comedian and Blake Michigan the egg lord

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he's Professor Pizza i'm Professor Eating Pizza

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i studied eating pizza hot yeah

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i have an eating pizza i mean i studied all kinds but i've majored in i

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specialize in pizza i had a run in zany's with uh steven haas

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oh yeah i saw i was like oh hey i steven by the way just wanted to apologize

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about those clips that i tagged you in where you had you and adam ad is having

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sex in the zany's bathroom he's like it's fine dude it's it's a dom it's whatever

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yeah i mean you know he's not going to say like yeah i mean what a fucking

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cuck yeah he just like accept are we done the free episode

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yeah shit it's okay i mean he was very super nice

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no i mean i shit that i think i'm saying bad words no i would say this anyway

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but like he just accepted he wasn't even mad i just don't understand his negativity

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he'd have to be a loser and steven haas he just lets us walk all over him

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it's like uh stand up for yourself steven it's like don't you know that we

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matter steven fight fight back against us dude

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or respect us or cancel us or hit the god's sake or he's ban us

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steven steven haas maybe uh hit the like button every once in a while

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i tag i tag you i'm trying to make you famous by saying you have sex with adam

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ad is kind of don't need our help you're gonna get a lot on your own so maybe

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help us out yeah we're trying to talk about you

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the gay community probably loves you because they love adam and steve and

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you and adam adis are the main adam and steve is the foundation of our bit

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about them yeah even i was kind of has a vibe like

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american psychos little brother or something you ever see american psycho

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i've seen american taiko that's how you spell rc

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okay that was a pretty commercial commercial girl yeah yeah

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do you remember those uh did you remember one of those big metal tanka trucks as a

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kid yeah dude i had all i had some you could like and your little brother's

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life with one of those yeah man for so heavy i almost ended my little brother's

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life with the rubber band gun one time i was just i was doing like a hostage

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situation with him and i accidentally fired it and like he was

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choking on the rubber band and you fired him you forgave me i don't

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think you remember your good shot i have a worse one nose bullseye i was inside

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his mouth already yeah i was i was the oldest while i was holding him i was the

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oldest brother so did you just watch the bud Dwyer clip i watched

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something i just soaked it up and

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poor jackson was yeah you watched the bud Dwyer clip on basis of death and then

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you put a rubber band gun in your little brother's mouth and then you hate your

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sister in the head of the baseball but yeah which is much more dangerous

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um jason how many uh brothers do you have at five are you the youngest non the

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middle okay did the oldest one did he kind of run the show

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my older brothers are all like 10 years old than me they were kind of like uncles

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okay who so who's the oldest of your i was the oldest of the second generation

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like so alpha like so it was like generations so who

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who was the person who uh let the other kids play the PlayStation or not

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um it was kind of between us that was because that was me

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you were like the uh arbitra yeah i was like kind of like uh the uh the judge

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jury and executioner right because technically i got the PlayStation for

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christmas what is supposed to be kind of for all of us but it was in my pile

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in your name and in my name legally so basically

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i was like uh yeah you can play uh but after i'm done playing for a couple

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years i probably i did that shit to them

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probably a lot but we would do this awful thing to each other where we

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had a split a playstation or whatever and then i'd be like well

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technically a third of its mind so i'm going to take the power cable and then

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no one could play wow you know it was like a power cable a tv cable and then

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the like device so you're like that's my third of it is the yeah it's the one

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cable yeah and then the same issue with the

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bps as a shit to each other there's one game and then one of us would end up

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headbutting the other one yeah the one game boy thing was a real issue

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yeah we had to get our own because we tried to have multiple save files but

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then we'd actually overwrite someone's pile after they were like already

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i like to leave for and then they don't deserve it anyway well that's yeah if

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my little brother overwrote my shit this is capitalism

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that the benefit of having brothers though is you could get one of them to

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get the other pokemon yeah so you could have like red and they would get like

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well they would both try to one they would both try to work then you can

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trade communism they would both try to get my favor because i was the you know

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i was like the leader of the dictator or whatever and um

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you still kind of feed off that today you're like you were like a you were like

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a god and they would bring you offerings exactly saying today multiple

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times that he's a god

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i've been saying that on the bottle okay i mean it's not a god complex i'm just

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god it's not that complex pretty simple really

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yeah and then god simple yeah and herpes simple well i mean whenever i go to

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heaven you know what they say at the gate

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access granted nice so we're working on our sound board today

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yep the ipad is real thank you uh what is it steve apple now

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steve apple yeah yeah team apple was ahead of us

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when i go to hell i go access grant and then i become the leader of a

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yeah become the leader of a demon army to wage war

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and it's god i just want to say anyone that's ever made fun of me or

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whatever just i can't wait for you to have to answer the lucifer

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yeah yeah good luck he's the uh the boss the boss one start but

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is is is lucifer the main one or is he his son

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uh little nicky is the brother no but i think i'm sam lords i think lucifer is

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the son of satan it's i've actually are they are they

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want to say this is the son of god i think it's the same because there's a

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weird yeah because they have a weird trinity with that no is there an evil

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is there an evil trinity i'll tell you what man i think i think it's

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saying i think it's not clear it's not clear i think lucifer is like a lucifer

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is a fallen angel yes lucifer but lucifer might be the

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devil or maybe maybe satan was already chilling down there

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unholy spirit me uh oh what okay what i say satan's oldest brother he was

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already just hanging out down there yeah maybe they're brother and then and then

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lucifer fell down he was like stop my dude i'm a little nicky is like my

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brother hit me into hell with the shovel yeah yeah it's like me with that's

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like yeah the huck it's like me dumping it like

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killing someone with the talk of trouble yeah so if i was able i'd be so mad

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folks uh so i was we're working on stoicism i was kind of born pretty

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stoic but i got i got to keep uh you know keep the

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trivia stoic because i can in these modern times uh being macchisraelius

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only goes so far because i'm more the old timey stoic and i got to catch up with

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them modern times and dylan here he's uh working on so stoic working on the

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pillars of stoicism love the pillars he can't get past the pillars for some

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reason i'm just kind of a pillar myself i think you might just stick in the

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pillars yeah i'm kind of the he's addicted to pillars pillar i'm into the pillars

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we watched this video his handshake when he does have enough pillars

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yeah jason we watched this video before you came

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and uh yeah we have to kind of talk about this was a bologna or man no we had to

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have a conversation yeah i don't know if we uh i don't know if we can be around

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you anymore because it says seven types of people to avoid

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it uh if you're if you're if you want to be stoic and

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i'll kind of run through i'm a i'm a i'm a epikiri and he didn't know of course

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so uh the complaint the complainer okay yep um uh that's uh the naysayer i'm

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neither a nay nor a nay or i feel completely neutral about you guys that's

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naysaying now is it yeah it's not about i'm neither nor you're just a naysayer

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about every i'm not a naysayer and i'm not not a naysayer so that's you're not

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very stoic of you yeah i you could just admit it and they'd be stoic of you

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no it's we kind of know stoicism i don't feel

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nay or yet well maybe you're naysayer about a lot of things but

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you should feel i'm a naysayer about um uh you seem to capitulate into whatever

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you guys are talking about yeah that's that's being a naysay yeah it's saying

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saying the word capitulating is not stoic it it's manipulation which is

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another the manipulator yeah he's a manipulator

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you guys are ho wick um hold on uh the victim the victim you guys are the

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victim you have sex for small amounts of money you're always the victim you're

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ho wicks well and it's not you know maybe to you it's small

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yeah the victim you're like i should be so famous

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but it's just because i'm i'm fed i'm not fair look i never said that i should

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be famous i don't think i'm better than everyone else i just think everyone

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else is worse just think and you think the famous i think everyone's bad i

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don't think i'm good um i think that that's very that's the

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that's a complainer i think i'm not complaining about it it is what it is

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and uh oh well the last one is uh toxic positivist and you're not that we were

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very we don't think that you have a risk for that i'm an epicurean hedonist

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what is that you know i just i i chase whatever feels good yeah whatever's

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gonna be ever heard of hedonism yeah hedonism hedonism too

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epicure came up with hedonism my dude now i'm talking about the resort where you

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know sex and but it sounds like kind of place i would thrive oh yeah how about

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this yes uh getting that greened ism oh yeah i'm paper

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chased the veteran of course i take a great t-shirt paper chase

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better question boys a lot of these people couldn't draw money with a

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green crayon nice i got i got a question boys i got a question it doesn't take that

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much um uh ranger gas i'm in money mode

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yeah and i would just like to know jason you money money hell yeah dude

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you money and money mode money mode engaged staying in money mode baby

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checking oh wait does that mean we know i'll tell you what i'm not stoic about

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money no that's the totally different ball game

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yeah this is money ball now money is dude money money is the motive fuck with

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the money you get ugly as coyote ugly yeah that's what grandpa always told me

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yeah yeah these people are not like and dude i'm too icy

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and my mama my mama always told me i was crazy my host say i'm amazing but i'll

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listen to a lady i'm crazy too but the bitch say i'm hot and i said no

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bitch i'm blazing the fuck do you expect i'm a mother

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fucking cajun hell yeah dude it's gonna get crazy it's a lot let's get

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it started let's get our word again let's get it let's get it started

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wicked yeah let's get it started uh-huh so we kind of

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practice stoicism more yeah today at least so if you guys want to live a

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life you guys have a good life you guys have his stoerectomies

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oh well i don't know why you're trying to manipulate us and gas light us right

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now yeah yeah you're okay would you rather have his

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stoerectomies a uterus or stoicism naysayer stoic you can have one of the

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other manipulator and they say right right now he's being

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um he's not being toxic positivity that's no yeah he's never been there

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no it's still one takes off his head it reminds me of my big toe okay so i do

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lose 15 years or so i'm a big toic that was yeah nice i'm a toe now he's got a

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toe head i mean that's my car got towed that's just me i can't even get fingered

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when you got like hair like me bald guys are always telling you enjoy it while it

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lasts uh-huh i don't know i don't know how to do that

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what do i do this i touch my hair oh i'm enjoying no you don't wear a hat which

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actually makes your hair fall out fast people say that to me and i had to keep

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all my long hair out of my eyes oh no it's pretty easy for you yeah people say

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have that people say to me it's very hot enjoy your hair while you have it and i

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said okay winter camp okay forever you know i'm like okay cool forever i'll

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enjoy my hair forever thank you i was walking around a lot today in my six

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layers i was trying to get some white clothes yeah what are you trying to do

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you taking you uh it's trying to uh it's trying to sweat it out sweat out the

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ball yeah what is this sweat some new pores in there and maybe hope

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what is the plant some seeds in the garden this is the layer which project

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get a little layer you know layer which project if i don't be me and i could

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say layer bitch project i want to refrain because i'm stoic i'm not gonna

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don't be toxic yeah well that's what i think about mac is a layer

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bitch project if you were just used it on you if you wear a lot of pants is you

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could be a layer britches he's still he's still learning he's

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learning stoicism i'll let it slide i mean it doesn't matter

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yeah um nice mac oh i'm an arborist now i walked in the

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trees i cut down trees i thought you like you you're a tree you're an arp like a

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racist an arborist he hates trees my culture i was

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raised by trees he was cutting down trees made me watch today he said

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look how cool i am and he was reaching his long

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reachy thing with the blade i mean it was pretty cool to cut down little

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twigs not even branch okay well you should see and what makes

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it i got some big ones at won't he's trying to get rid of the cod remember the

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cod was insulting you remember all that yeah yeah so it makes our black

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friends uncomfortable to come over yeah and it's still like it but fall from

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the trees did you just cut that down i want them to instead of the the section

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eight people next door do they know that they're being racist

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what we should use that yeah i think he's being tree is

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i'm i'm gonna say that's the chicago government because that tree

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it starts on their property and i'm gonna say you guys you guys are being

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racist to your own public housing residents by

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making it poor cotton yeah branch of government do i need to

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but the problem is the tenants are like horticans so i can't you can't use that

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card they can say the n word they can do anything yeah but yeah port of

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rica i can use a cotton card port of rica's are the more versatile hispanic

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yeah i need to speak up a lot more you probably understand you look like one

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dill that i understand according to hand he was like skinny joe

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thank you skinny fat skinny skinny i keep trying to get

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dail to not die and help me take him from the rocks and help me patrol

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humble park to make sure the port of rica's aren't up to no good and he

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never comes no what is he scared of port of rica's or never

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comes who is he my wife nice he's either

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he's either scared of port of rica's are not scared of dying whoa

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is that i think probably both oh wait no neither no i mean how scared can you

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be if you're not scared of death yeah you're not that scared

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you just you be not afraid of death but afraid of life

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pain yeah oh day afraid of life so that's a that's kind of a fine a lot of

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people aren't afraid of death they're afraid of life yeah yeah

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this is slam poetry now yeah that's kind of a sanding sometimes you run away by

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standing still

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i uh i'll stand up if i didn't think i was sitting down i saw that i heard that i

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watched yesterday i heard that i saw on black twitter i heard last

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night there was some brian croachery going on over it uh the legions dive

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into brian go over over at the legions kink

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i'd never knew brian i was so delusional and i said brian

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no i'm not going how delusional is he it's kind of a

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really delusional it sounds like i did this joke i said uh

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what's brian's what's a brian row is that the opposite of a murderers row

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you stink nice he's a god murder i added the you stink part because i didn't

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think the punch line would i would it

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oh i have a special offer to listeners uh this is only to patrons um if you

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i'm having a birthday party on june third that most of you guys aren't invited

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to if you're listening to this uh but advertising it now it's up to the public

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talking about june three to the public this is the real three third well every

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every june therene third party three well every day in june is june

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teenth but june three if you um listen up this is for our out of town fans

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um i'll fly you in for my party um you just

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you just got to send me the money for the flight and i'll pay for it yeah so if

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you just go in venmo and there's gonna be a fee yeah it's probably easier just to

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buy yourself that's some ball or shit that you're doing

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well well they just got to send me the money to pay for the flight yeah that's

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some ball or shit i had a time yeah you're like p diddy yeah it is going to be

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a lot of money you are the p diddy of chicago comedy

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yeah well bad boy bad boy entertainment yeah so you're gonna have an indoor and

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you're in an outdoor and uh only people will be allowed

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indoors if you really like them right you see this recent p diddy tape i like

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to oil myself up that lady yeah wait what time for a new it seems like it's

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time for another name change dude when it rains it pours a lot dude he's

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been getting rekt he's in trouble he had a good run really

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good run down the hallway under the towel

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catch his wife before you get escaped he had a verse and

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mo money mo problems yeah and i'll be missing you that's all he did

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is those two things so that was a good way to just capitalize on his friend's

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death i like that he just made bank off that song

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yeah the sting yeah yeah yeah and they sample

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sting yeah it's brutal well no it's a good song he's only

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just talked over other totally completed songs already

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and that song doesn't change them that song made me sad well exactly well you

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were already sad just reminded you of the reason you were sad it didn't do

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yeah but what year did he get shot i don't know i probably wasn't even like

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uh my brain probably wasn't making memories oh yeah true you were making

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90 but i listened to a decent amount of

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95 97 or something yeah before i heard that song i listened to a lot more

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biggie so i'd kind of p diddy says who gives a

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shit if you ask him what year yeah cares for a like whatever i picture p diddy

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where his mouth isn't hanging up

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it's amazing it doesn't give a call lose your mouth uh huh

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you slack jawed guy jay jay z kind of has like a beak

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isn't it yeah he's got a weird he's like a beak

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he kind of looks like a yeah he looks like a yeah sesame street care

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like big bird sounds like you would big jay z you'd have sex with guys

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for power what would you say he would have women come over and get plowed by

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yeah like male sex workers just to be the one that coordinated it well he would

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also well he that's pretty sick mac would have sex with a man for a power

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well that's p diddy and it's not me while we were saying you were the p diddy

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i'm a i'm too late night show appearance is away from doing that myself

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no i seriously hit me on cone hey guys all jokes aside

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bad boy of comedy is not affiliated with bad boy records and i know a lot of you

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guys have been trying to look up my comedy and it keeps getting

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spammed all this p diddy stuff you know but um it's at bad boy comedy okay i'm

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not it's different it's not funny what he's doing i prefer the west coast i

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wear death row records things i think shook knight is a good man

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free shug yeah free shug free larry hoover no but no but bad boy yeah he's

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been a little a bad little boy yeah but folks up those women i'm not a big

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fan of p diddy and p diddy yeah why don't you come at me i'm like the loaded

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baby oh nice so that's kind of the same joke of a threat that

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kind of got you know i feel like hacko what's he thinking about this p diddy

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stuff he would love to be one hacko uh yeah what happened to that guy

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hacko i said why didn't you go to zany's yesterday you probably knew i was going

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to be there uh-oh nice whoa so that is just symbolic

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yeah what happened i guess i thought uh do you remember those two guys maybe he

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didn't go because he knows the truth of the roast battle sucks

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you remember those two guys that dylan uh he's hanging out with that

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daily comedy for a bit uh tony mac and jason tony garsey

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tony baby oh tony tony tony garse my guess was mac and tony garsey yeah

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that works tony garsey that works at zany's yeah shout out to tony garsey

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i saw him and he was like he's always cool he was like he was like i just called

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zacko that's because i was like i don't give a

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fuck and then i pointed to a picture of vik pandia that was on the wall zany's

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and i was like i was like uh yo he's a cool fact put my picture there instead

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he was like dude yeah i was like i just got to get it go put a suit on i was

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looking for you just signed his photo even no i like the idea when you said

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you were going to take zacko's picture down at laugh factor and put yours in

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a jett over it or something i was like that would be hilarious yeah yeah

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and they can't really do anything about it it'd be up there for like an hour i

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wish i had a car so i could drive around and do these antics

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but that's the only thing stopping you transportation god damn

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yeah i don't want to buy all these ubers and i also don't want to take the

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poverty bus i don't you take the poverty bus yeah fuck that so you're

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even a level below the poverty bus you're not even

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willing to take it well i just want i just won't go

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if the poverty bus is involved which is like the ultimate poverty

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yeah yeah it's like a museum of poor people that everyone can see from the

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street yeah it's like a traveling museum i was like that at the stop light

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just like appearing into the bus from my car and being like oh

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these these the comics gross it's kind of like

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it's kind of like these guys are suffering this to go stand up and do

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four minutes of bad comedy they've already tried and didn't bad

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we're looking to the poverty yeah looking to the poverty bus is like looking

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into a garbage can yeah a mobile garbage can look at the

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stuff people are throwing away yeah it's like the ghosts of christmas brian

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roe's future in comedy oh man but i do hope brian roe gets

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famous i could see him as being like a ryan c crust kind of guy

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like reading cue cards on a tv show no introducing god people with talent he's

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too awkward he's such a tool he's a perfect at the same at the same time what

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is ryan c chris known for like his talent

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right he just he just cares mad at him good looking that's why he

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yeah well but all but he has catchphrases but i feel like brian roe

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could do that for a youtube channel who's that one guy that's kind of a nerd

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and he does kind of what ryan c chris does chris hard chris hardwick that guy

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has a standard back too oh does he use the stand comedian well i was gonna i was

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gonna say that's the thing you don't know that he's kind of he's he's a little

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more awkward yeah he's he invented all that

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nerd culture yeah so he's the nerdest that was his transition from he came out

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that nerdest thing that was like all the comedy shit for a while i hate him i don't

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the beginning of old comedy i don't like him

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it's hard i like uh i like all comedy used to be just when you talk about how

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you know who different comic book characters are yeah like hey you guys

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know bad man i do the alternative to comedy i do

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tragedy that's pretty good yeah i'm a tragedy and

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hey man if we if we they say you know laughing beats crying

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this is a thing we're crying a tragedy we could be we could be crying but we're

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laughing tragedy plus time was comedy let's skip the time let's do this now

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it's tragedy there's yeah there's a song called tragedy plus time by rise

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against pretty good song what about tragedy plus space time equals sci-fi

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oh dude speaking of that a creator speaking of me

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i'm surprised you think about dude my dude my spotify my spotify had pissed me

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up today i was listening to some good history podcast

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some british on spotify some british quips that sounds and uh some good

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british quips by tom holland dominick the other guy

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okay dominick sandburn and uh sandbrook and um okay they put on

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actually okay once they put on they shuffled to rogan and the hardcore

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history guy hold the gun oh dan and and i was in the heart i was like okay good

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job yeah everybody i'm dan carlin and i was

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i mean that one i was like okay i'll listen to this one good good idea

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algorithm and today i was doing some yard work and then

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it flipped from some tom holland to joe rogan

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this guy talking about how uh life is a

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simulation and talking about some schroder's cat and some like

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yeah science bullshit like choting jurors yes and i was like choting jurors

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penis i was like is it wide or long

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yeah and i said this is i said this is your lives on that it's not why it's not

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it's not a wide flat penis until you open the box yeah dude joe did your schrode

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and i'm i'm i'm my su spotify for making me listen to five minutes of this guy

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talking about quantum physics who joe rogan no the other guy

450
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:49,360
and this guy talks like five minutes and like stuff that nobody can understand

451
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:53,280
and joe rogan was like what oh what that's what i like about joe rogan he'll

452
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,840
say i'm such a moron you guys yeah easily i'm

453
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,720
fucking rich i'm a dumb ass compared to these guys i could

454
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:02,320
never understand it that's also it's also dan carlin always says i'm not a

455
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:06,800
historian so he it's kind of qualifier oh yeah so he doesn't

456
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:11,680
so you can say well i said i'm not a historian so yeah but he he really is

457
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,880
at every class i took in high school history class now

458
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,960
because it's a long time ago yeah that's true long time because you don't have to

459
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:22,880
have like a masters in history technically to be a historian yeah

460
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:28,320
but but you are more of one if you um

461
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,920
i took my historian stoke in high school you know i was trying to learn about

462
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:38,240
women herstory yeah um there's a it's a much quicker class i was in

463
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,840
jenny school documented we learned uh non-binary

464
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:46,240
nursery yeah i can't i would love to take a

465
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:51,120
gen z computer class today yeah it's non-binary nice

466
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:55,360
it's very easy you don't there's nothing to do nice

467
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:59,200
respect the binary code dylan the uh we had some

468
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:04,000
some great uh we had one really good stoic comparison one of these

469
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,600
like you people in their times it's the last one oh it's okay

470
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:11,520
like people i got a whole carton thank god you have that other carton

471
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:15,520
like people's brains like they think too much and it's like there's too much

472
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:19,600
going on it's like uh it's like yeah i'm on the limit list drug so i know

473
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,240
exactly what you mean yeah so there's way too much i'm

474
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:26,400
overwhelmed way too much going on the stress it's it's like the newest ios on

475
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,760
an apple but what you need to do is you need to train your brain to go back to

476
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,520
windows 95 that's right with that cool background

477
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:38,720
so peaceful the green and the song like that blue sky take it yeah just you need

478
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,400
to go back to windows seven dude uh is that before the

479
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:47,040
item back in to that no windows seven is like in mid two thousands i'm more of a

480
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,920
man i'm gonna be i this mac nipper that's my good

481
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:55,760
no thanks dude you got it back for president hell yeah

482
00:30:55,760 --> 00:31:00,640
i'm sorry i'm going to turn to jason i'm sorry for uh saying the all those

483
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:04,160
things things about the stoicism yeah about that how you're we can't hang out

484
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:08,240
with you because those is one compliment and i already got you

485
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:14,320
sucking on my balls fuck manipulate later dammit right dude i'm also a radical

486
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:19,840
optimist he gives me one for it

487
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:23,600
dude he's even that he's the optimist think he's the he's uh toxically

488
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,920
positive everything's gonna work out for everybody

489
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:32,800
fuck i'm having a meltdown i'm having a jason so stoic i'm a human no no he's

490
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,240
the opposite of stoic he's everything we can't be around

491
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,360
we have to temper you guys are blow it time with you

492
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:44,240
can you blow it you're blowing in my dick okay well when we think of a comeback we're

493
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:49,040
going to tell you wait wait yeah oh i mean i mean i'm not sure why you'd

494
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:53,120
say that but okay tees is home you guys are best you're just

495
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:58,000
you're you're just the ick oh my god i fuck you guys are putting the ick and

496
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,600
stoic yeah no just when he says something

497
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:10,880
oh i'll be stoic you guys are uh chode dicks and no you're so wait hold on

498
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:14,880
you guys are you guys aren't stoic i got it chode dicks hey don't i got okay you

499
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:20,560
sound like don't watch don't watch i sound i sound like him because i was i'm

500
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:24,960
a pig jason don't watch all these chode you know this is the uh response so so

501
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:29,120
jason um chode dick jason jason what so why

502
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:33,040
why do you think that we'd be a chode dick is do you guys practice chode dick

503
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:38,560
ism no stoicism oh this is another pronunciation depending on

504
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,760
what culture you're from well from where

505
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,760
he's not so i can hold yeah so he's just lying

506
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,680
i call it chode dick ism it's okay if you want to live your life as a lie

507
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,960
um there's a related physics thought experiment called

508
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:59,200
chode dick ingers box yeah why don't you show us a example a your you put a

509
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:04,400
chode in a somebody's box i'm willing to bet the other chode

510
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:08,160
yeah we're gonna make you show how do asian people say

511
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,360
say sounds good in slaying they say to bet

512
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:16,240
said bet bet yeah to bet

513
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:20,960
thank you is that that's stoic purpose yeah it looked like you were turning off

514
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,720
the screensaver but then you hit a gong and it was just perfectly timely

515
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:30,720
i did on purpose that was sick yeah i know

516
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:37,280
stoic so i mean jason you don't got to be such an asair

517
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:41,040
i remember bro you look you're to be so anything about stoicism it looks like

518
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,800
was a stoic it looks like you you were in the play season

519
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:51,120
let's like give a bit yeah we're still in your tummy was marcus or alias yeah

520
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:55,600
still yeah he was he was like the main guy

521
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,400
he wasn't the main guy but he kind of like put it together

522
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,320
i think that was the main guy democrat is or something i think it was the

523
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:07,600
original guy cock cock a peanut yeah cock a peanut jason got my phone now

524
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,560
there there were a lot of them sure was not jason there were several there was

525
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:14,160
an original guy wasn't and then marcus of raleas and his memoirs kind of put

526
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,440
them all together a little bit

527
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:23,840
um memoirs you know you ever watched that interview of tarant

528
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:28,320
uh that actor from like empire tarant's uh howard

529
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,120
oh you're talking about uh not from empire tarant's howard

530
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:35,920
yeah yeah you just watched stuff like you're talking about fake fake ed towns

531
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,120
he does this interview where he's like i'm thinking about getting out of acting

532
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:43,040
i've been studying like the pathagran um pathagre as

533
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:49,680
he says this like really deranged uh like illuminati shit in a like red carpet

534
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:52,560
interview you've never seen that all right no well he talks about how he's like

535
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:57,600
been studying pathagre pathagre like ideas about like

536
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,520
like mystic it was like very crazy shit yeah actually i do i do have something

537
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:06,720
kind of on that um well speaking of tarant howard my parents lived on howard

538
00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:14,320
for a little bit on howard street zeno i love but zeno of cydeam cypress

539
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,520
cydeam well with cypress now modern days i have been

540
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:21,360
cypress hell working on getting in the illuminati they don't call me back

541
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:26,000
i'm drinking a lot of baby blood uh for no reason apparently i'm drinking it

542
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,480
like it's blood i want my baby blood baby blood baby i started drinking

543
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:37,600
this baby blood rear baby plasma it's not really doing anything heavy monetize

544
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:41,200
baby plasma is far more expensive adrino chrome

545
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:46,480
i used to do i need to i used to be a big girl the baby plasma have you guys

546
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,200
ever done it i don't know any plasma in college for money hold on

547
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:53,280
chillies baby blood ribs nice it's with adrino chrome

548
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,920
yeah i was trying to say it with the dino chrome it's gotta be the side of barbie

549
00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:02,240
you love fat bastard would love that

550
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:08,240
baby blood i want baby plasma it's not that much to ask

551
00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:11,120
chillies baby you actually look like you you look like fat

552
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:15,040
hey enough i'm trying to compliment you it's one

553
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:20,800
it's one thing to call me a fat bastard but don't call me scottish

554
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,480
yeah it's one thing to say i hate to fucking say i look just like that

555
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:29,040
but don't don't imply that i'm from that country i'm sorry man

556
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:34,080
you don't wear a dress you know about or yeah i don't have bad music and bad

557
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:38,160
culture and bad red hair yeah bad food what is with them

558
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:43,040
yeah they eat the heat sheeps it is that like a sheeps ass see it haggis yeah

559
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:48,560
sheeps agus they're like uh they raise sheep just to eat their ass

560
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:52,560
nothing that they have is was hot scottish cheese that describes their

561
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:57,840
thighs of those dresses yeah what about scottish cheese what why is size why the

562
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:02,160
hell is swiss cheese have holes in it that's a god damn good question yeah

563
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,680
they should have called they should have called the movie whole swiss swiss

564
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:09,680
cheese yeah do you think it's um blessed by god it's holy

565
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,840
yeah maybe i don't maybe you got shot up maybe it's from the hood it's a white

566
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:18,560
boy from the hood yeah yeah so a guy uber driver his car got shot

567
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,480
up because of some woman got in and said drive away he's about to shoot

568
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,640
up there oh my bang bang and then he's all like what was that

569
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:33,040
he just shot him that's why i don't drive yeah did he did he get a there are

570
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:37,840
a lot of sexual assaults and ubers a lot of uh class sexual assault

571
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:42,080
yeah i've been thinking about you know sexing salts on a praying for khalil

572
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:48,960
i guess i guess uh poppers is gay sexing salts so you guess yeah you guess

573
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:53,920
why sexting sexing oh sexing yeah yeah well because i almost turned me gay

574
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:57,280
poppers because they i thought the guys were going to the bathroom to do poppers

575
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:02,400
i said jalapeno poppers yeah let's get was it jalapeno poppers now like no

576
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,000
we're having gay sex in here say a similar thing happened to me

577
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:10,880
oh yeah no yes some guys tell me about it well well well some guys are like hey

578
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:15,440
we're going to the bathroom to do uh this poppers and i went in there

579
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:19,040
and it was a bunch of jalapeno poppers there's really a big uh you were trying to

580
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:23,840
have gay sex yeah trying to have gay sex i thought we were gonna be a sex turned

581
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:27,920
up no it's just pop dude and i was like i'm not fat like she i wish we could

582
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:32,240
switch places i know i had an idea

583
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:35,680
who's adam and steven like dang

584
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:41,280
what else do we have on the menu i know adam and steve we're getting an apps for

585
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:45,840
the table oh i forgot to add uh yeah well definitely go with a bunch of poppers

586
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:49,760
and then you kind of wink at the waiter and hope that he gets it he doesn't

587
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:56,560
always get it jalapeno uh you ask the coppers all right this is what

588
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,920
taryn's Howard said oh wait hold on remember clock stoppers that movie

589
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:05,040
great movie amazing movie literally stopped time remember that was that was

590
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,720
more man that's a cool no oh my god i'm

591
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:14,560
waiting for your facts every day i know we're gonna say keep him one more no we

592
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,160
already released them we already we put on the secrets here but we hid the secrets

593
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:22,160
here so it still exists it's just here's here's what taryn's Howard said he said

594
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:26,000
i've made some just you guys like stoicism pathagoras was a contemporary

595
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,520
i've made some discoveries in my own personal way what's contemporary

596
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:33,360
like he was at the time of the stoics okay but so so

597
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:37,040
okay so he's a he's a star he was a strict convict at the time

598
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:40,720
at the time god oh wait was he this was he the one that was a slave

599
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:44,880
pathagoras no he's the guy who liked math one of them was this

600
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,920
oh yeah okay one of them was he came up with the pathagorean theorem you know

601
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:52,160
the triangles yeah he didn't geometry he was a geometry yeah he was like he's

602
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:56,000
like this is a triangle this guy is so sick dude

603
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,280
yeah but he said a bunch of crazy shit that no one ever talks about where he'd

604
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:03,520
say stuff like fire is made out of two triangles and three circles

605
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,200
i don't see that there's like quotes of pathagoras like that actually mean

606
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,800
something i mean this is what taryn's howard the actor is getting at i mean

607
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:14,000
but i mean the pathagoras discredit the pathagorean theorem is like

608
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,400
probably the basis for like like building things and for like making

609
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:23,360
catapults came up with points like geometry points

610
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,560
something like that yeah and how many elements do you need for a fire

611
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:30,320
we had to add okay two three taryn's howard said i've made some discoveries

612
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,600
of my own personal life with the science that you know pathagoras was

613
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,200
searching for me too i was able to open up the flower of

614
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,320
life properly and find that the real wave conjugations

615
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:43,280
we've been looking for for ten thousand years wait wait tell me the way that's

616
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:46,320
taryn's howard on the red carpet tell me what he's saying is to a random

617
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:51,200
intervial discredit this hold on the way this is my life's mission hold on

618
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:56,480
hold on hold on access tonight the ratio the wave wave conjugations what does

619
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,840
that mean he says all energy in the universe is expressed in motion all

620
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:03,120
motion is expressed in waves which are waves or curves

621
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,640
so where does the straight lines come from that make the platonic solids there

622
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:11,200
are no straight lines so when i look the flower of life and open it properly i

623
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,720
found the whole new wave conjugations that expose the in-between spaces

624
00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:20,080
it's the thing that holds us all together as he's he's he's over wording it but

625
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,440
all he's saying is that there's something you can't control some that you

626
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:28,240
can't and then the waves are the ones that you can't and might go over down

627
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:33,040
so the he went on to say that he said fire is made out of four circles and

628
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,960
that you try and this is actually true

629
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:39,840
actually i think there's one square actually but hold on this is how i think

630
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:44,000
is that guy hey guys taryn's howard i mean we're in but three that's maybe

631
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,760
he does he's trying to say the only way people hard out here for a pimp

632
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,960
guys the guys the same guy guys the corporate actor

633
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,160
guys now we're gonna ask more about corporate's gonna come corporate's gonna

634
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:59,120
come here hold on corporate's important no corporate's gonna come down on us we

635
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:03,600
don't do this hey it's ads folks we got ads

636
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,640
we'll figure it out later what do we call this ad something no

637
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:10,000
adcast oh this is ad ad comedy podcast folks

638
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,840
welcome to ad comedy podcast you get ads on here because you don't pay for the

639
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:17,360
patreon yeah these are the bad episodes as we always say

640
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:22,240
the good episodes are behind the paywall patreon.com slash bad comedy

641
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:25,760
yeah well doing ads is fun yeah we don't do ads in there

642
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:29,440
sometimes we do sometimes we just do ads one whenever

643
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,680
like ads or i mean it's the life it's up to us the life blood of capitalism

644
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,920
yeah how can we not we should start doing seven minute ads

645
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:42,320
we don't we do ads for seven minutes we've done like a 20 minute cool steeper

646
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:48,000
club ad okay that rolls so jason speaking of cool steeper club

647
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,960
what do you have right there this is the cool steeper club what

648
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:55,600
wow this is a rose flavored tea wow wow that's a pretty cool kind of

649
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:59,520
wine would know it tastes like wine with no alcohol wow

650
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:03,040
you can tell how much you've used that filter Jesus

651
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:08,320
that's almost as cool as twisted stained a much cooler tea where there is alcohol

652
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:13,440
they're not giving us shit all they're giving us is uh yeah we get money if

653
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,960
people sign up twist it twisted bees well not you we've been we've been

654
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,120
keeping all the money yeah i know you kept it the whole time

655
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:23,360
we've gotten thousands yeah that's probably we actually got hundreds of

656
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:27,920
thousands we probably got hundreds of hundreds of thousands we're gonna scam

657
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:32,640
dylan we got hundreds of sorry well yeah hundreds of millions dylan it's only

658
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three nine at the most you know the deal we

659
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closed you're paying top price for dylan i don't buy them in bulk like to

660
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support you see how they have the sun he's like you sell these by the can give

661
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me 12 individually please dylan the deal's always been

662
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five five dollars a month you know it's it the podcast makes 15 dollars you get

663
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five i learned to value myself i'm worth more than five dollars and two smelling

664
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salts a month all right you get at least ten dollars and two smelling salt we

665
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can do three now and i'll be in the middle at one additional smelling salt

666
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and five dollars fifty cents total i give you two cpd

667
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:15,440
here i just need to okay i just need to write out a bad deal

668
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,960
it's twisted no i didn't i shouldn't assign that

669
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:24,080
i signed a bad deal you guys yeah cool steeper clubs are really cool there's no

670
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:28,000
alcohol in there so that's kind not that cool but it's going to be great down by

671
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,280
the pool steeper club this summer yeah so guys honestly it's so

672
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,800
fucking hot today i was really grateful to have this cool steeper club yeah so if

673
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:38,400
you're going in my fridge if you look at this see how simple this is huge container

674
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:42,320
they give you takes up they give you a big bag of tea it looks like no if it's on

675
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,960
the door where the where the where the two liter goes

676
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,720
well it looks like a huge problem to me i replace my two liter of fago with the

677
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:52,720
tea not well i just drink it right away so i'm really not everyone

678
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:55,360
you know i could save space in your dillon not ever all you're not everyone

679
00:44:55,360 --> 00:45:00,800
lives in her for all your raw meat for my bodies yeah

680
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,960
dillon raw meat dillon not everybody has a just a mini fridge in there in their

681
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:09,600
cave well do you have a fridge i picture you as a guy without a fridge no i have

682
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:13,360
a fridge no you have a fridge but it's not it's not plugged in and the door is

683
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,800
open civilized you know i think it's full of bodies

684
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:20,240
yeah i i was gonna say i think he has one of those big freezers it's on the

685
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:22,080
ground

686
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:28,160
it's a lot of freezer a deep freeze i did uh i i told dillon that he can

687
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:32,000
borrow my this reciprocal saw probably perfect for bones yeah i don't know why

688
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,240
he offered it but uh yes i'm gonna borrow hey thank you he probably just offered

689
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:39,680
it because he wanted you to reciprocate and offer him something no but he

690
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,360
probably wanted to get my finger no no i just want to make sure that you can fit

691
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:48,000
more uh of the body parts in the small bag you don't very care on the big bag

692
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,440
that's very considerate of you very stoic of you yeah yeah i'm trying to be

693
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:56,560
stoic thank you it's pretty chill but of the world uh stoic drink tea a very

694
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:01,120
stoic thing to do cool super clip no it is if you it's not really cool i mean

695
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,840
well actually it's again it's like british and gay but

696
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,320
it's not a gun actually no no it's actually i'm not america what does america

697
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,560
want hold on indian isn't it i would like to

698
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,600
people took it from india well that's where it grows mainly this is like

699
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:17,200
this is like out of form drinking yeah but we're not paying taxes on this

700
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,160
um you don't have to pay a tax as a listener

701
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:24,160
tom i would like to dump it out the town hold on no tom i want to retract my

702
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:28,400
thing about drinking tea being gay drinking hot tea is gay drinking

703
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,760
cool tea is not gay oh that's more like southern

704
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,360
plantation yeah it's like i mean that reminds me of when i used to

705
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,160
sell a rabbit that was like when i used to live down on the

706
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:42,320
plantation i'd sit out and i'd be like i'm drinking my

707
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:48,240
my cool steeper club and i'm watching uh watching the cotton fields getting

708
00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:53,360
getting plowed by tract because it's a new because it's a new century

709
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:58,000
and we don't we don't uh rely on the labels that's your boyfriend's name

710
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,840
tractor you're getting plowed by tractor ryan

711
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,600
tractor ryan but uh you develop a spiritual voice

712
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:09,040
but guys the cool thing spiritual little steeper club they have a canion black

713
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,680
yeah that's the type of tea i got like four bags of that bro because a lot of

714
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,880
canion black broc obama right that's the broc obam and then i

715
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,320
got cranberry canion black and it's just like cranberry obama

716
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:22,080
yo and the jit i heard joe bodyn was just in town and is there a flavor like

717
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,480
it's a high oh yeah there's always four teas in every

718
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,720
pack is there a joke there's like really old age and old age like i drank it but i

719
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:33,760
can't remember okay oh that's i can't remember that's it

720
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,560
the joe body one's good one to have in case you have like a terrifying memory

721
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:40,800
you get uh irped by somebody's phew well i don't think

722
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:45,040
irp is this is subing you without your consent somebody does it yeah so

723
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,800
but so then you drink the body it's a little bit and you're not about yeah

724
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,920
and you're and you're sad about it but but if you drink the body afterwards you

725
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,520
forget about it usually and then you you can be stoic because you can't just

726
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,640
like well on that i did i did i did he doing that should some people drink

727
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,600
your some people drink forget exactly that's all i got is a mislead let's

728
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,560
forget about it and forgive it forget about it for some reason you don't think

729
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:08,000
that i wonder if the italians are stoics well let's

730
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:11,520
say forget about it it's too close to a slur well i think you figure it out

731
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:15,360
well marcus aurelius

732
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:19,840
yeah marco marco is the real it um no

733
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:24,800
but i was thinking i was thinking i wish i was uh if if my name was and i was

734
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:30,320
born isn't this in arbor and yes it in if i was more

735
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:35,040
in michigan and i was an arborist then i would open and arbor's

736
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:39,440
and arbor's hot dogs stand up hot dogs and frank's and arbor's arbor

737
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:43,840
arbor i'm rasty in it in an arbor okay i like it so that's what you do in that

738
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:47,040
life yeah i mean it's something like you got to think

739
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,920
about different lives you know like you can't you can't always just think

740
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,880
about one about a how about a bane frank

741
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:58,880
exactly and frank but in france like i was hiding in the dark

742
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:03,280
i was born in the attic oh yeah just the people to kill it's it's pretty

743
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:08,400
oh wait hold on we got a camera i think you can you know so we definitely need

744
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,840
to make sure that we're all at the error is because it's too high the camis

745
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:15,520
are we stopping recording see the error message in the bottom the flashed in

746
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:19,120
way this is tech it's brutal i used to get that because uh my

747
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:23,520
computer wasn't handling the memory usage made sure to exit out of other things

748
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:27,600
up here the computer joe why is too much stuff do you have plugged into this now

749
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:33,520
well i just have that after oh and we're back to ad comedy podcast folks we

750
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:37,680
didn't finish the cool steeper ad so i could i do a quick breakdown of how

751
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:41,520
this works here break it down so you get like a nice they get said you a nice

752
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:45,040
bag and when it's going through customs they might think it's drugs so

753
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:51,040
don't be if it's gonna be fine if the atf or fbi comes to your door the dea

754
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,720
probably most likely um unless this is not a good

755
00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:58,240
yeah no hold on you don't want to tell them about the problems they might have

756
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:02,160
they might show up to your door if you order it but now you look you look so

757
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,040
you look so they beat me up with the billy clubs one time

758
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:08,640
yeah you look so cool to your neighbors yeah i was in all the jaysons the

759
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:12,400
first day was so cool they stopped fucking with me they stopped leaving poop

760
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:16,320
on my door well i told you about when i got the package finally it said it's

761
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:21,280
so many when i got a package of the cool steeper club it was labeled to or from

762
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:25,360
uh ted kazen's tea i thought i thought it was a bomb

763
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,800
that's cool though well no that i opened it up and it was the uh the cool

764
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:32,320
steeper stuff but it was covered in like wires and bomb stuff and you kind of

765
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,200
just opened it up right and yeah it turned out as prank good news it was

766
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:40,480
just uh i'm ed's clock yeah god so it was just a it was just a muslim

767
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,440
students clock and we're going to give them an engineering yeah

768
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:47,760
scholarship i just love how you got straight a's buddy i just love how the

769
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:51,840
tea of the world has a sense of humor yeah you know yeah i love the steeper

770
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,960
club being the tea of the world you can get that tea at cool steeper club

771
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:59,120
dot com and use the promo code bad comedy for 25 percent off

772
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:03,600
and then we get money from that yeah and then that that will help fund making

773
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:08,080
making us not we being me and mad but really what happened i want to know the

774
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,600
real story of what if you took money and just kept it

775
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:16,080
oh no no oh i'll tell you after i love after

776
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:20,480
oh and we're back to ad comedy podcast folks we didn't finish the cool steeper

777
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,520
ad so i can i do a quick breakdown of how this works here

778
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,680
break it down so you get like a nice they get set you a nice bag and when it's

779
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:33,120
going through customs they might think it's drugs so don't be if it's gonna be

780
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:36,240
fine if the atf or fbi comes to your door the dea

781
00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:39,920
probably most likely um unless this is not a good

782
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,520
yeah no hold on hold on i don't want to tell them about problems they might have

783
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,800
they they might show up to your door if you order it but that you'll look you

784
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,240
look so you look so they beat me up with the billy clubs one time

785
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:54,400
yeah you look so cool to your neighbors yeah i was in all the way back i was

786
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,760
saying it was so cool they stopped fucking with me they stopped leaving poop on

787
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:00,000
my door well i told you about when i got the package

788
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,320
finally it's a it's a so many when i got a package of the cool steeper club it

789
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:08,800
was labeled to or from uh ted kazins tea

790
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,400
so i thought i thought it was a bomb that's cool though well no that i opened

791
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:16,720
it up and it was the cool steeper stuff it was covered in like wires and bomb

792
00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:19,920
stuff and you kind of just open it up right yeah it turned out as prank good

793
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:25,280
news it was just a med's clock yeah thank god so it was just a it was just a

794
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,800
muslim students clock and we're gonna give them an engineering yeah

795
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:32,960
scholarship i just love how you got straight a's buddy i just love how the

796
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:37,040
tea of the world has a sense of humor yeah you know yeah i love cool steeper

797
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:40,240
club being the tea of the world you can get that tea at cool steeper club

798
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:44,400
dot com and use the promo code bad comedy for 25 percent off

799
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,960
and then we get money from that yeah and then that that will help fund making

800
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:53,360
making us not we being me and man but really what happened i want to know the

801
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:58,320
real story of what if you took money and just kept it oh no no

802
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:03,920
oh i'll tell you after