1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Welcome to Bad Comedy 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Where we make fun of MC Lightsay 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Who? 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:14,000 Why does he have a dangly earring? 5 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 What? 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,000 He's done with comedy 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,000 But we like it more than Bob King 8 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Bob King 9 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 Still true 10 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Welcome to Bad Comedy 11 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Where the host and guest are gay 12 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:34,000 And to hear it you have to pay 13 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Welcome to Bad Comedy 14 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Hey everybody, welcome to the Bad Comedy Podcast 15 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:49,000 That was me, Jonathan, the guy who wrote Garfield 16 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 And I'm here with... 17 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000 I'm Tony Hawkinalugi 18 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 I'm Tony Tomahawk 19 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:58,000 That's a joke from a ghost we used to have here 20 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:02,000 I'm Boney Tomahawk from the movie Bone Tomahawk 21 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Nice 22 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Yeah, I... 23 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 They used to call... 24 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:12,000 The girls in high school would call my wiener, Bone Tomahawk 25 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Oh yeah? 26 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Yeah 27 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Interesting 28 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Sometimes they would call them... 29 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Because it would cut them? 30 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 No 31 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Oh sorry, they were called Bone Tony Hawk 32 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Because it was so cool and good escape work 33 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Because it could... 34 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 No, whatever man 35 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 It could launch the Gap 36 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 It could launch the Gs across... 37 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 It could launch the vert 38 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Because the vert was very... 39 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Could it do the loop-de-loop? 40 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000 They called it... Yeah, they called it... 41 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:47,000 They called it the Tony Hawk because the vert was so high on it 42 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 It was so big 43 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Interestingly, girls used to call my dick the 900 44 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Why? 45 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Because it could spin in a 900 degrees 46 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Like an owl's head? 47 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Like a Tony Hawk, he did the 900 48 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Yeah, but it was spinning like an owl's head 49 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Yeah basically, but more than that because it's spinning 900 degrees 50 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 I think an owl only does 360 51 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Have you ever hung out with an owl and asked him? 52 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 I mean the real answer to this question is yes, and yes 53 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:20,000 He goes, how many licks does it take to get to the center of Tootsie Pop? 54 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:24,000 A one, a two, a three crunch 55 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Really? 56 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 And he goes, three licks 57 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 That owl from that... 58 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 I said, hey wait a second owl, you didn't lick it all the way 59 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 You bit it, it's three licks in a bite 60 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Yeah, what's our Jewish friend from Pittsburgh's name? 61 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Old guy? 62 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,000 I think his name was Woody Allen or something 63 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,000 I know his name, it's in my tongue 64 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Is he still the bald guy? 65 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 What the fuck is his name? 66 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,000 I love him, I forgot his name 67 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 It's like Andy 68 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Andy, yes 69 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Andy? 70 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Andy Kaufman 71 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 I believe it was Andy 72 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,000 You know I met a guy who looked like Andy Kaufman Estate? 73 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Yes, no because we had Andy Mango and Andy DeWitt 74 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Andy DeWitt, shout out to Andy DeWitt 75 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:07,000 I told Andy DeWitt, he looks like the owl from that commercial 76 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Tootsie Pop commercial 77 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Does he? I can't remember what the owl looks like 78 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,000 He kind of does 79 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 What were we talking about before? 80 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Shout out to Andy Mango, our coolest patron 81 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:22,000 So you've seen owls spin their heads 82 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Remember white owls? 83 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Have you seen the most 84 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 For smoking balloons? 85 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:32,000 I do, but have you ever seen the most talented owl that can spin its head full 900? 86 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Yeah, right 87 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Tony Owl 88 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:41,000 They should be calling that guy Tony Owl the way he spun around up there 89 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Yeah, I mean regardless 90 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Owls at parties 91 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Tony Owl 92 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:49,000 I spin my head right around 93 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:53,000 If I was a guy who had secret information on the government, you know like Deep Throat 94 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 I would go by Tony Owl 95 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 I kind of like that as like a secret spy name 96 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,000 Owl? 97 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Tony Owl 98 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 It's not that good 99 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 No, it's good 100 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 It doesn't come off that good 101 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Oh, you like Deep Throat better? Probably 102 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 I don't 103 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Remember Deep Throat gave information on Nixon? 104 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 I didn't know that 105 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Oh yeah, in the news they would refer to the anonymous source that was giving the Nixon lies as Deep Throat 106 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Really? 107 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Yeah, I don't know why 108 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 I mean there's a whole movie about it 109 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Yeah 110 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Like a comedy movie 111 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Where they were like doing a parody of the Nixon shit, I don't know 112 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 What was it actually called then? 113 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 I think it's called Deep Throat 114 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,000 No, that's history and also why they made a comedy 115 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Well that's probably before like there was a lot of porn out there and like Deep Throat 116 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 It was a reference to porn 117 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 I think 118 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Yeah, it was like 119 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 I was thinking it was more like 120 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Because it was the 60s, right? Nixon's the 60s 121 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:44,000 What I would think is that they probably were thinking about it more old time, either like 122 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,000 He's got a lot of information in his throat 123 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Yeah, I think maybe they were trying to play on that, I don't know 124 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Maybe 125 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Nowadays it's pretty much we see exactly what it means 126 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Now it's 100% sexual 127 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Yeah, couldn't mean anything else 128 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Yeah 129 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,000 What about Shallow Throat? 130 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Shallow Throat 131 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 That's pretty good 132 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 But you said 133 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Not if it's somebody you're looking for as an intimacy partner 134 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000 So you don't want to be with somebody with a shallow throat? 135 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Are you talking about the name of a spy mission or your spy name? 136 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 How about the spy who shagged me? 137 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 That's an excellent movie 138 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Yeah, dude, it's one of the best movies ever 139 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 That's the best one of my 140 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 When I was growing up we didn't have the internet 141 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:28,000 You could watch Austin Powers, the spy who shagged me and that could be your whole personality all summer 142 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 I could probably 143 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Remember in the movie when he goes, they're always trying to steal my lucky charms? 144 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Yeah 145 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,000 That was so good and everyone would be like, we love you 146 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 You're the cool dude who hangs out 147 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 And he's like, well, you gotta go to the internet, you gotta know everything 148 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Willie Nelson's in there for two seconds 149 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 What does he do? 150 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 They're like, Willie 151 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Remember the power 152 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 It's when they're looking at the airplane, they'll see it there 153 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 He's like, that looks like a giant Willie 154 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,000 And he's like, oh, that looks like a big wood 155 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 And it's like Woody 156 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Cause they'd do that bit like they're about to say something perverted but it'd always be something else 157 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Yeah, so that was as a kid, that was the funniest part 158 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 So 159 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:09,240 Little brother's favorite part was the Lucky Charms part. Yeah, they're always after me like that movie 160 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:14,560 You can watch it at every age you go actually. Oh, yeah age 10 years old. It's hysterical 161 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:18,480 You watch it at when I watched it three months ago. Yeah, it's awesome 162 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,280 I know you watched it in high school 163 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:25,160 And you understand much more of it and then you get older and then nothing's funny anymore 164 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:29,020 You watch it and it's hilarious. Yeah 165 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:34,220 That's what sucks about being a comedian is nothing's really funny anymore. Uh-huh 166 00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:40,020 They gotta watch comedies when I like go on well, let me correct you awesome powers is so funny 167 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:44,060 I know I mean I mean like new comedies. I don't like oh true. Yeah 168 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:49,260 I don't I've seen a really funny comedy lately what I feel like they don't really put out comedies 169 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:51,260 But I got well they do like that 170 00:06:51,260 --> 00:06:58,420 Like Kevin Hart movie they do like romantic comedies and shit like where it's like there's a another something going on 171 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:04,460 Or they do like a it's like an action movie with comedy elements or the superhero all the Marvel movies 172 00:07:04,460 --> 00:07:06,300 I have like just full of jokes 173 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:09,540 They even get like comedy directors that bad guy 174 00:07:09,860 --> 00:07:16,160 For the little quips the guy who did what we do in the shadows like directs all the you know what I would venture to say 175 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,160 I would venture to say that 176 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,880 The Marvel humor is British humor 177 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:28,920 Why the jokes they say in those are the same jokes that Tom Holland and his buddy would say to each other really yeah, I 178 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:34,600 Don't know what you're talking about. I guess this the same the same way they say it the same 179 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:41,960 Yeah, I'm thinking about like what they're trying to even just remember one of the jokes 180 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:45,300 It's just a little quips in the first Guardians of the Galaxy 181 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:49,420 Somebody makes a joke about like a set like if you turn on a blacklight 182 00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:55,100 It would look like a Jackson Pollock painting because like there was a bunch of sex happening in his spaceship 183 00:07:55,660 --> 00:08:01,820 So it was like a joke a cum joke basically like you know Jackson Pollock does the splatter paints. Yeah, yeah 184 00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:05,740 It'd be funny. I was like this is a kid's movie. What the hell's going on? 185 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,660 To be like 186 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:10,940 Tom be like and then and then they 187 00:08:10,940 --> 00:08:15,300 Massacred all the gay people and then the other Dominic would be like 188 00:08:15,780 --> 00:08:17,780 That's not very woke that Tom 189 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:22,740 You that is like a kind of joke I guess they do in a Marvel movie 190 00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:29,500 Yeah, they're quips yeah, they're I will they're definitely do quips. Yeah, that's true. Yeah 191 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:32,940 What we need is they also do this thing where it's like 192 00:08:33,820 --> 00:08:39,820 What Thor has a hammer and he's got two hammers and one's big and one's small and then they're like 193 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:44,780 Big and one's small and then for some reason Captain America has the hammer and he goes and Thor goes 194 00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:51,900 I'll take the big one you get the small one because he's like got a lot of ego or do you think that's maybe Thor had 195 00:08:52,460 --> 00:08:57,360 Black dad and an Asian mom that's why he had one really big hammer one really small one 196 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:01,680 Well, no, we know his dad and mom from the show his dad is Odin 197 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:08,220 And his mom is the Odin's again. They're on the show Odin's a god and he looks or is a god 198 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:15,940 Oh, I know but I see he looks white in the but he I think he transcends race. He's played by a very famous actor 199 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:17,940 What's the guy's name? 200 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:24,380 Plays Odin in the Marvel movie. It's Omar from the wire. No, it's a I think it's a someone like Frazier 201 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:30,980 It's called yes, Anthony Hopkins is that I see it I think it is Anthony Hopkins 202 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:37,460 I was a good guess. Yeah, I guess because well you're you're right to think it's like Frazier because Frazier is a guy who's pretending to be 203 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:39,460 British 204 00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:47,740 Did Frazier is a show does not good. Okay. I've been watching it lately because me and Ricardo are writing Frazier to right now, okay 205 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:51,260 We've made a lot of progress. I like it. I'm happy you told me that 206 00:09:51,940 --> 00:09:56,920 Because otherwise I might have started watching. Oh don't why I mean you might like it cuz you watched Degrassi 207 00:09:57,220 --> 00:09:59,580 well, I watched two seasons because 208 00:10:00,340 --> 00:10:02,340 Two seasons a lot 209 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:04,420 grassy saw 210 00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:07,500 It shows so bad. It was funny though. Just have on 211 00:10:08,420 --> 00:10:09,880 There's one thing in Degrassi 212 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,880 I like I told my girlfriend makes me watch the show 213 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:17,940 But I I hate it and I complain about it unless it's the scene where Drake is getting shot then I always cheer 214 00:10:17,940 --> 00:10:22,500 I never got to that. Oh my god. It's so good. But so good 215 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:26,780 I just love when that to me is to this day Drake's peak in his career 216 00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:30,420 I just love when there isn't done anything good since the day he got shot by a nerd 217 00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:35,180 Yeah, that's under grassy. Nothing is competed with that. I think and I also don't like that show 218 00:10:35,180 --> 00:10:40,220 This is really funny when it's these kids. It's just like you like I got really yeah, they're always 219 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:47,660 Canadian accents I gotta steal the Oxycontin to provide for my girl. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know that I think that's that's like 220 00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:51,060 One of the reasons that trailer park boys is hilarious 221 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:59,040 Canadian accents. Yeah, but trailer park. Do you ever watch that? No, dude, that's actually somebody's I've been working on another project 222 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:03,000 It's an amazing it is an amazing comedy show. Yeah 223 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,100 I'm working on another project 224 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:11,940 It's a fake reality show a fake travel show which I guess is a fake reality show and people keep comparing it to trailer park boys 225 00:11:11,940 --> 00:11:13,940 It's a doubt would be like it. I 226 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:19,700 Don't know. I've never seen the show. I can't say I have an idea for one of the characters 227 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:24,980 They'll be named Julie and they were a black t-shirt all the time. They're always carrying like a rum and coke and 228 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:32,020 And then you got another character named bubbles. He's kind of our worded and he wears like these big glasses 229 00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:37,340 Okay, I'll pitch those that our next one eating and then one more guy named Ricky 230 00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:43,620 Who's a huge fuck up and he always gets them into trouble and he just like all right. He was he rattles down 231 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,620 I'm not gonna be able to remember. Yeah 232 00:11:45,820 --> 00:11:48,160 Those are just the main characters. I'm sure of our boys 233 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:51,780 Okay, no, I knew what you're doing, but 234 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:56,500 Yeah, I could still pitch that if you want. I guess you know they have 235 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:00,540 In the trailer part. There's some rappers there want to be rappers 236 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:03,740 I seen a clip of this because I was looking up something or other 237 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:07,340 Oh because that guy was an actor on another show. I liked 238 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:14,340 The guy who plays the rapper I think the way I mentioned. Yeah, I watched the lunatics with 239 00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:18,380 I think his name is j rock in that also. Okay. Okay. There's actually a jet 240 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:22,900 Yeah, someone brought that up on the pod j rock. Oh, yeah, cuz there's a rapper named and I was like 241 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,900 Yeah, the rapper the black rapper j 242 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:29,860 But this jy rock is the is the black rapper j 243 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,340 Rock is the the white one for yeah. Yeah for sure 244 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:40,140 What j smooth jazz how about JB smooth jazz JB smooth 245 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:43,300 Professor pizza our guest we're about to have on he 246 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:46,740 Served pizza JB smooth. That's cool. I bet he liked it 247 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:48,740 That's cool. I bet he liked it 248 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:55,420 Yeah, it sounds like a fun time for everybody. Yeah, you probably like damn this pizza damn good 249 00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:57,060 He kind of is a list 250 00:12:57,060 --> 00:13:02,220 It seems like a lot of work to do a professor pizza does but then at the end of the day you're just eating pizza with 251 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:08,260 Celebrities and cool funny people. It's fine. You know, like that's not bad. Not bad at all a lot of work though 252 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:10,260 I'd like staying home. I 253 00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:13,980 Don't think I could be well, I like to stay he's always out and about he's got kids 254 00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:16,780 Maybe that's why if I had kids I'd want to get out. Yeah, just 255 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:22,500 Like the movie. Yeah, it's like the movie kids get out never get out 256 00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:27,140 See the movie kids 257 00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:30,180 Fucked up movie 258 00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:35,500 I'll see you more if you don't want to do the movie get out so you would change your body to a black guy 259 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,540 So that it would look like you disappeared 260 00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:44,220 But I would I was thinking the movie kids wherever we're a bunch of young kids get AIDS from having a protected sex with each other and 261 00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:47,260 There's our worded stuff in it. The movie should be called kids 262 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:52,540 Yeah, it's pretty wild. They also kill a guy in the park with their scare board scape scare boards 263 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,540 Yeah, it's like advertising like 264 00:13:54,900 --> 00:14:01,080 Like popsicle flavor vapes. Yeah, okay. Let's watch kids. Yeah, let's watch kids. This is the most horrible 265 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,860 It's like a movie. It's like made deliberately to try and offend you 266 00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:09,300 It's like one of those movies. Did you watch that? I think you might have said you hated the movie 267 00:14:09,820 --> 00:14:15,060 It's like early 90s and 90s or something. It was I think it was directed by 268 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:22,340 The the guy from super super bad Jonah Hill is directed by him, but he was an it is about like skateboarding kids 269 00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:28,400 Skateboarding kids from like from like when we grew up the Lords of Dogtown 270 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:34,020 Like when we grew up not from like the seven I don't have any idea well, yeah 271 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:41,340 Yeah, it's about skateboarding in the 90s early 90s or 90s. That's the name of the movies something like that. I haven't seen it 272 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:43,900 pretty good 273 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:51,540 You ever watch brink you like that I've seen brink I don't remember what happens I saw it as a kid really good 274 00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:54,060 roller bladers 275 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:59,800 Yeah, it's he makes blades, you know, I mean we know about that right well 276 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:03,600 Rollerblading but what we've talked about that before I 277 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,520 Don't want it 278 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:12,720 Is there something like yeah, yeah against it or something who is a who's a guest last week? 279 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,160 I 280 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,160 Can't remember legitimately 281 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:22,640 Anyway roller bladers, uh, it was a good guess. I didn't get the channel that got the gay sex games 282 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:28,400 So I never saw I never saw the rollerblading competition. We had Micah on the gay sex games 283 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:33,040 I'm the gay sex games. We had Micah. Yeah Mike Robinson. Yeah, is that when we talked about rollerblading? Yeah 284 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:39,160 When I was a kid my brother my older brother he was ten years old than me 285 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:44,560 He looked out for me in Indiana and the way you look out for your younger brother is you tell him everything that's gay 286 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:48,160 And and and to avoid it. Yeah and rollerblading 287 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,420 everybody knows 288 00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:56,000 Not everyone knows a why your older brother knows that just like Tupac fruit booting 289 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:01,040 Maybe maybe you back in the 90s. We had a word for rollerblading. We called it fruit booting 290 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:05,960 Yeah, you and because you're a fruit with your boots you and your brother cuz you had no friends 291 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,580 Yeah, yeah in line skating more like in guys 292 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:14,860 Skating because they're having sex with other fellas. I don't think that's the case 293 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:20,360 What's your favorite rollerblading move the one where you grind on a pole and then you grind on his pole? 294 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,560 No 295 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,760 Probably just doing I wasn't that good 296 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,200 I feel like you're not good enough to have sex with a man 297 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:36,520 You're really pissing me off. Did you remember that scene in broke back mountain where they go rollerblade? Oh, I 298 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:41,600 Never seen either. Oh, yeah, I'm pretty sure they have 299 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:45,240 How do you know about the role bleeding scene? I made it up. Oh, yeah 300 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:52,960 Uh-huh. I heard they did they wanted to have rollerblades. Yeah, yeah, Adam Urbanski, please 301 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:58,720 I just have been getting lots of can you please watch broke back mountain for us approve that as well waiting in there? 302 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:02,760 You don't have to prove you're straight by not watching it Adam. You have a wife and kids 303 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:07,200 So we know you know you're straight so you can get away with watching movies like that. I 304 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,040 Think I told you this but I was on a plane to France and I saw a guy watch it three times in a row 305 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,760 He's like if you see some front of me on the right side 306 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:21,920 His probably maybe is there's like two things like the less fun one is this like it's the only movie 307 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:27,120 He has a computer which is weird. No, it was on the little TV. Oh, no, so he got to pick 308 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,120 How many options are there? 309 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:35,040 Probably a lot. Oh, no. Yeah, I mean it was it was a flight to France. So they have like the good stuff 310 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,040 It was a long flight. So 311 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:43,920 That's probably all good stuff on France all the news movies. Yeah, I've never been to Europe or over over the ocean 312 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:49,760 I've never been outside of the North America. That's because you are a poor white loser 313 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:54,320 Well, I just don't want to go to places where they don't speak English because it seems gay 314 00:17:54,480 --> 00:18:00,640 Like I want to do stand up and talk to people and if you have some cool thing to look at in France like the Eiffel 315 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:04,640 Tower, I'll just look at a picture on Google. I don't care. I will I will I will 316 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:09,120 Kind of concede on that. I've been to Spain and France. Yeah 317 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,920 You can just go to one. It's it's it's 318 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:17,200 The same western Europe is western Europe. Yeah, I don't I'm not gonna go to Germany 319 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:21,600 I'm not gonna fuck it. I might go to England just have some pints and then hit over 320 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:26,720 I heard you wanted to go to Germany so you could see Hitler's grave because you're gonna cry and miss him 321 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:31,440 Actually, you were mourning the death of our piano actually. Oh 322 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,240 Pissler with my with tears 323 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,440 Yeah 324 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,160 Yeah, well 325 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,160 Is real grave? 326 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:48,160 Definitely have his bones. Well, we should do something cool with his bones 327 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:53,680 So I know that would be a really scary. It's not just a skeleton for Halloween. It's Hitler's skeleton 328 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,480 But you know how so 329 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:03,440 There's a conspiracy that he's in Argentina, right? Right, right, but they actually 330 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:08,400 You know, they actually did get one guy Adolf Eichmann from yeah 331 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:14,160 Well, the bunch of supposedly a bunch of nazis went to south america, right? Right? That's right 332 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:17,280 That's how those like blue-eyed people in south in southern south 333 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,360 America. Yeah 334 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:25,040 I was on some podcast about like after the war that there was tons of retribution killings 335 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:33,200 Like tons of people who were nazis during World War two were getting murdered by like regular citizens for the horrible stuff they did 336 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:38,960 But like and there's like there might have been like a million like german nazis who were like killed 337 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:46,160 Just in retribution for the war crimes they did or something like that. There's like rough estimates 338 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:51,120 It's all there and they don't like talking about that because it like it makes their like 339 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:57,360 Oh, we were persecuted by the nazis seem like not as bad because it gives some credit like oh there was retribution 340 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:02,160 There was some retribution murders. Oh, I'm sure there was a lot of that. Yeah. Well, I know that the 341 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,160 I know that the uh 342 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,200 the what's the israeli intelligence 343 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,080 uh the id 344 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:14,400 No, no, it's got like a name that sounds like a middle eastern 345 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,400 um the masad 346 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,400 Oh the hamas 347 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:25,440 That's the opposite dude. I know the masad the masad hamas sounds like something you could order at a jewish deli 348 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:31,680 No, the masad went around and killed a bunch of uh, like nazis. Yeah, that's what i'm saying 349 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:38,000 Yeah, um, but also yeah, I think there was I think there was more indiscriminate killing just like yeah people in military 350 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,840 Like rwanda. I think that happened too like after the big massacre in rwanda 351 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:45,920 There was like revenge killings on the on the anniversary probably so but yeah 352 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:49,040 Probably the reason they try to hide that is because i'm sure there were some 353 00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:51,760 Germans that were definitely just killed 354 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:58,160 Yeah, I think so within it that weren't they were forced to do it but weren't really I don't and also you don't want to 355 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:05,520 Give them any sympathy. Yeah, you just want to fully hate the nazis. So yeah, it kind of makes like the the good people look evil 356 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,880 Do you think so? 357 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:12,560 okay, so if you're from the ji province of 358 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,360 China, okay 359 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,440 Just follow me 360 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:22,400 Um, that's the there's a b c d f and g so there's people from no xi 361 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,040 the ji province g 362 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:29,760 Ji ji. Yeah, i'm og so but young blood 363 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:36,400 Do you live there i'm an og your young blood do you live in the 364 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:42,480 Do you live in here from the yb do you live in proverance young blood? Do you live in g i'm og 365 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,800 Uh, anyone that doesn't live there's a not not g 366 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:52,640 And not g anyone who doesn't live there. Yeah. Well, i'm an og you're young blood. You're from the yb province 367 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,640 Of the one the yg. Yeah 368 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,000 What up slime what's popping slime? 369 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:06,480 From the slime province slime slime is he a producer that's a young thugs gang 370 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:15,120 There was also uh, and he started the phrase like going what's up slime and like slime means homie and then also doing slime 371 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,520 I think there was a guy named slime though, too 372 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:21,440 Uh, all the guys in his gang have slime in their name somewhere because 373 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:26,080 A little the ysl where the s stands for slime that he's on trial for right now 374 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,800 And they have all these guys come on the stand and their name's always like 375 00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:35,840 Dhs slime lord, they're all slime guys. That's like that's like xanarchy like will zan and zan frank. Yeah 376 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:40,240 Well his is but unfortunately they're on trial for like murder and a bunch of stuff 377 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:44,160 I don't know if wolf's and group is doing that. Yeah, I think he I think he got sober 378 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:50,320 So he's probably doing like a case where they're getting everyone to tell on young thug to make him the leader to take like 379 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,880 With the account like for all the crimes of everyone else 380 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:58,800 I try to get like rico. Yeah, they're doing like a rico thing right now. Puerto Rico. You haven't fallen this young thug shit 381 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,720 Uh, I don't follow anything 382 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:01,440 um 383 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:08,480 Rico louis j gomez is puerto rican. He's puerto rican and hey erin putnam. How about you uh put uh, 384 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:13,460 Some words in his ear that tell us to put us on gas digital 385 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:20,020 Or not you put putting a knife in blake burkhardt's back by talking shit about his yeah 386 00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:23,300 Or guess what louis j gomez? 387 00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:27,700 We're going to rogan because we met a producer as best friends of the rogue. Oh, yeah 388 00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:31,460 We did and we're joining that network. So get us now if you want chicago 389 00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:38,580 Otherwise, we're going to rogan. We're staying in chicago rogan network. I texted that guy once he didn't text me back and then uh, 390 00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:42,020 Yeah, you gotta follow up. I uh, I guess i'll text him again 391 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:44,660 I don't know what i'm I don't have to say to mike. No, you don't remember 392 00:23:44,740 --> 00:23:47,540 Remember, you know, he thought that you were he was so he was a hammer 393 00:23:47,540 --> 00:23:53,300 He thought that you were the guy he had sex with shamefully. Oh, maybe he i'll be like hey just a heads up 394 00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:58,500 We didn't have sex. You're all good. I'm not the yeah, I could say give him like a yeah relief 395 00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:01,060 He thinks he's gay 396 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:04,740 But yeah, um, we know some pretty powerful people 397 00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:10,900 People yeah, i'd say we're magnate. We know uh professor pizza. You know, we do know professor pizza 398 00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:12,900 Uh, hey, he's got a lot of power 399 00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:14,420 he's a 400 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:16,660 master marketer master baiter master 401 00:24:17,620 --> 00:24:22,900 Chris baiter. Yeah, chris christer christopher baiter chris baiter ginsberg. Um, so 402 00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:27,300 Kyle scantron chris baiters podcast christopher columbus baiter 403 00:24:27,380 --> 00:24:34,020 I haven't seen many clips from that bobach podcast. I wonder how that one's doing. I saw a couple recently. Nope 404 00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:37,220 I saw a couple in the uh 405 00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:42,820 Entirety of my life. I saw one or two. I think it was a bobeck and scanlin. Yeah, I think I think 406 00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:48,340 What'd you call him? Bo bo boba t the other one and scanlin 407 00:24:48,980 --> 00:24:50,180 I don't know 408 00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:52,180 scanlin 409 00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:56,180 Scanlin yeah, who's that? 410 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,460 Scanlin is that 411 00:24:59,460 --> 00:25:01,480 You don't know kyle scanlin 412 00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:03,620 and i 413 00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:04,980 scantron 414 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:12,020 Who's that? He's a room, but i don't think in large. Oh, yeah. Yeah the room by linkin lodge 415 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:18,020 He goes around he takes out all the garbage and he goes and sits on his charging station until the next time 416 00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:20,660 It's the only time i've ever seen him 417 00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:25,380 This when he's doing the garbage. Oh, hey, jason is always nice and then he walks into his show limelight 418 00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:29,220 Yeah, like when that's a guy who should be worried about ai taking his job 419 00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:32,100 Yeah, the guy who acts like a rumba. Yeah 420 00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:33,700 Yeah 421 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:38,260 Not even ai just technology you can buy for 24 bucks on amazon true that 422 00:25:39,460 --> 00:25:41,460 Is your rumba 24 bucks? 423 00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:43,460 It was cheap 424 00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:46,180 I bought a cheap one for nara for her birthday nice 425 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:49,700 That's always nice to buy cheap. She didn't get it going yet, though 426 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:53,220 It's very easy to do you just kind of get it going 427 00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:57,620 You know, yeah, she likes clean stuff. So just tell her to get it going 428 00:25:57,620 --> 00:26:03,140 We got a cat. I don't know what the it actually makes the floors. You have hardwood. Yeah, it actually makes the floors look 429 00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:07,940 Look, it looks like it's like bopped after you do it because it just picks up everything. That's sweet. Yeah 430 00:26:10,580 --> 00:26:12,180 By it 431 00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:16,260 I've taken out my mop this weekend. Fuck you gotta hang out with your mop. Yeah 432 00:26:17,620 --> 00:26:20,820 Moppers day. Oh shit. It is moppers day 433 00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:25,860 Well, I guess when this comes out it has already been moppers day. Happy moppers day 434 00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:30,260 Uh, do you guys have moms? Uh raise your hand if you have moms. Yeah, shout out to all the moms 435 00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:34,420 Everyone raise your hand if you have a mom and if you don't have a mom get out. Yeah 436 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:40,980 Hey momless motherfuckers get out. Yeah, we only want we only want uh listeners with mom. Yeah, we don't believe that you're 437 00:26:42,020 --> 00:26:46,340 Capable. Yeah, and if you don't have a mom you can keep hate listening bitch. Yeah 438 00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:51,700 And if you're wondering what it's like to have a mom keep dreaming. It's the best feeling of all time. It's amazing 439 00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:56,740 They'll never fucking get it. They're so caring and they're also never crazy 440 00:26:59,060 --> 00:27:01,060 Not my case no 441 00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:06,500 That's not what I heard from everyone in evanston what the 442 00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:10,020 People at evanston love to talk about evanston, dude 443 00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:11,220 Yeah 444 00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:14,740 There was some guys who were just like 40 year old guys came to power hour 445 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:19,700 And they just like went on stage for their first time and then they all talked about evanston 446 00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:24,260 I swear to fucking god and I went over and talked to them about evanston. Did you were you there for that? 447 00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:27,940 Yeah, oh my god, dude. What is up with the evanston shit evanston is so much 448 00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:32,020 I've never met like somebody from my area and we don't talk about it 449 00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:35,220 If I do I was up and we don't talk about so like when we go to college 450 00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:40,420 We don't see more now. We don't say we're from chicago. We say we're from evanston. We're not we're not like the schomburg pricks 451 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:44,260 I say i'm from indiana and not chicago right outside exactly 452 00:27:44,260 --> 00:27:50,340 But i'll but also I do say i'm like from near gary or near hammon because people don't know my town 453 00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:51,620 Yeah 454 00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:55,460 When you're not from a big town people don't know why the why do they name it gary? 455 00:27:55,780 --> 00:28:00,020 Is there a guy named gary that yeah, it was fucking gary that lived there. Yeah, he's like 456 00:28:00,820 --> 00:28:04,260 I'll name it my first dude. It's probably the hardest motherfucker ever have you ever been 457 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:10,100 Gary it's like yeah, but i'm sure scary gary they call it. Gary was it probably wasn't always like that 458 00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:12,100 No, it wasn't 459 00:28:12,980 --> 00:28:16,980 Gary indiana, they used to write those gay songs like musical songs about it 460 00:28:17,060 --> 00:28:21,380 Do you remember gary indiana gary indiana guys if you want to hear the best? 461 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:27,700 50s freestyle song ever uh listening to the patreon episode with mike I sang a song about 462 00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:31,220 Being by the soda fountain with my gal. Yeah, and it was 463 00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:35,620 It could have been a hit a real fucking hit back in the 50s. I'll tell you that much 464 00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:37,940 Well, it's easy to do with hindsight 465 00:28:37,940 --> 00:28:42,660 Right? We know what they're all about now, but imagine you're there at the time. You don't know the future 466 00:28:42,740 --> 00:28:45,780 You got to make up a song. I totally made up that song and the rhythm too 467 00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:47,860 Yeah, but you just copied like the 468 00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:53,540 I just talked about things that were going around back then I know but you'd sing it in a way that like they 469 00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:58,340 I'll do another one. And uh, well, it's i'm just saying it's easy to do in hindsight 470 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:03,380 You know all their styles now imagine not knowing the future 471 00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:06,660 I didn't that was and you're coming up with like you're in your barbershop quartet 472 00:29:06,660 --> 00:29:10,420 That was that wasn't trying to come up with something new that wasn't really their style to be honest 473 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:13,700 It ended up getting closer to country a little bit 474 00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:18,820 It was more he got a little more in the original hank williams. Yeah, it's easy to do with hindsight 475 00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:26,420 Yeah, I mean, sorry that I have really good hindsight. I have 20 20 hindsight. Yeah. Yeah hindsight is 20 20 476 00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:28,660 Yeah, that's what I have 477 00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:30,820 I have bad hindsight 478 00:29:30,820 --> 00:29:37,060 No, no one ever says they have bad hindsight. I'm always like damn. I didn't do anything wrong 479 00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:39,220 I was perfectly 480 00:29:39,220 --> 00:29:41,220 Corrected everything I chose 481 00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:43,540 I didn't fuck up by doing comedy 482 00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:51,300 Not pursuing like healthier safer options. I'm on my hindsight is zero zero. I'm blindside blind 483 00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:54,420 Yeah, I got yeah hindsight bias. Yeah 484 00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:57,060 And I never I never look back 485 00:29:57,060 --> 00:30:01,700 Yeah, those they say never look back. I got a high knee sight like i'm always looking at people's high knees 486 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:11,300 Men's especially probably no never. Yeah, I didn't know men had backsides they do because I always look a man his eyes 487 00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:14,900 You told 488 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:19,700 Professor pizza you said he was walking out. I love your pizza, but I love that ass a little more 489 00:30:20,260 --> 00:30:24,180 He smacked it on his way out. He's too small for me to even reach his ass. Come on, man 490 00:30:24,180 --> 00:30:27,620 I don't know. Did I have to lay down to reach his ass? He's so small 491 00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:29,700 Well now you might not really go to humble jungle 492 00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:34,900 What I actually called nathan wild because when blake canceled I called nathan to see if you know the podcast 493 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:40,980 That'd be good. Yeah, what'd he say? He should he should come on. Um, he he might have texted me but I have a message 494 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:45,480 Um, are they humble or are they humboldt? 495 00:30:46,660 --> 00:30:52,660 Um, he's humble. He's a very he was in the navy, but he's like the nicest like normal dude. Everyone was in the navy 496 00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:53,780 um 497 00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:56,580 Why do all these people do I literally know a bunch of people who are in the navy? 498 00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:59,780 I guess I know one marine, you know anthony we had on he was like a marine 499 00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:05,060 Yeah, he's like the softest guy ever. Yeah never talks about being in the marines, which makes me think 500 00:31:05,940 --> 00:31:07,940 He's done something horrible 501 00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:16,180 Or it's just more of a modesty thing he's got to make up for like what he did by being very nice now 502 00:31:16,180 --> 00:31:22,500 He like has a lot of regret. Yeah, but I mean I bet he sleeps with a gun on the bedside table 503 00:31:23,780 --> 00:31:25,620 He really wants to commit who is uh, no 504 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:29,860 No, like I think he's scared like somebody might come in and get him so he's got to have a gun ready in the middle 505 00:31:29,860 --> 00:31:34,180 Of the night. Yeah, you ever watch hitman the movie mine was on my bedside table for a while 506 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:40,180 Hitman the movie he sleeps with two guns right next to him and he sleeps sitting up like fully dressed 507 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:45,620 Because guys are always bussing in ways asleep and he could just grab his gun and start fighting immediately 508 00:31:45,620 --> 00:31:50,660 He must get terrible sleep. It seems like it but he also always seems better rested than me 509 00:31:51,940 --> 00:31:55,060 So i'm always like pissed off a little bit. Yeah. Yeah 510 00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:58,500 That'd be cool if movies are real. Yeah, I love movies 511 00:31:59,220 --> 00:32:01,220 Do you think most movies are real? 512 00:32:01,940 --> 00:32:03,940 Probably 90 95 percent. Yeah 513 00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:09,860 It's probably a little bit of an exaggeration. That's right. Give the five to ten percent. I think like uh dune 514 00:32:10,580 --> 00:32:13,940 Yeah, like that movie avatar. That's probably exaggerated a little 515 00:32:13,940 --> 00:32:14,980 Yeah 516 00:32:14,980 --> 00:32:16,980 So this avatar, okay 517 00:32:17,460 --> 00:32:19,460 And there's after the last airbender 518 00:32:19,620 --> 00:32:22,180 Okay, I don't really know what I haven't seen either of these things 519 00:32:24,180 --> 00:32:30,020 Avatar the last what you've seen avatar. No, I haven't it's all blue people. Yeah, I know the commercial 520 00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:34,420 It's all in blue people. I was reminded recently that when that movie came out 521 00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:41,060 There are people who claim to have a disorder where they were nostalgic for the fake planet from the movie 522 00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:43,860 and then people were saying they had like a mental disorder where they 523 00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:47,620 Missed being on the blue planet 524 00:32:48,340 --> 00:32:50,340 Okay, I need 525 00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:54,340 I was sure behind it's like i'm setting. I was sure buying the paywall but I 526 00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:56,900 I think you want to say the f slur. No 527 00:32:57,300 --> 00:33:00,980 I just I just want to say that I think the fbi should track all these 528 00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:03,700 awful people like that 529 00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:09,380 The lamest motherfuckers in the world and put them somewhere. I think wonder anymore 530 00:33:09,380 --> 00:33:12,100 put them somewhere great if these things are real like 531 00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:19,060 Like I heard you remember when the joker movie was coming out we can put them on we'll put them on greenland where it's really green 532 00:33:20,180 --> 00:33:22,180 Yeah, that would be cool. Yeah 533 00:33:22,260 --> 00:33:27,700 In the joker movie was coming out people were like this movie is going to cause riots people are going to like become 534 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:32,580 Anarchists after they watch this. Do you remember that? It already happened there, right? Most of the riots 535 00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:34,900 Well, what happened was yeah, it did actually work 536 00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:42,500 Okay, look at january 6th and black lives matter during uh during the quarantine joker came out after after most of those riots 537 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:47,300 Though I think I think literally when some movie the joker came out a bunch of scientists went to a lab 538 00:33:47,380 --> 00:33:49,380 And they're like I got an idea for a pandemic 539 00:33:57,380 --> 00:34:01,060 It's they're like it's gonna be like the joker in the streets once we release this 540 00:34:01,060 --> 00:34:05,700 Uh, but it turned out it was like the movie studios just made all those memes and stuff 541 00:34:06,260 --> 00:34:09,460 It was all just promotion for the movie. So people would think that the movie's crazy 542 00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:14,340 And then they'd want to see it more all it really was and I think that's true when people say like 543 00:34:14,580 --> 00:34:18,580 All the white people are mad. We got a black little mermaid. I don't think anyone's really mad 544 00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:21,700 I've never met someone in my life who was mad at 545 00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:24,020 female ghostbusters 546 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,020 blacks black guy in star wars 547 00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:28,660 Well, or were you mad if any of these things? 548 00:34:28,660 --> 00:34:31,700 You were mad at female ghostbusters. Yes, because 549 00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:34,500 Because the movies sucked or because they were female 550 00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:37,060 Because I don't want to watch it 551 00:34:37,060 --> 00:34:41,780 Well, yeah, you don't just don't watch it. That's why i'm mad. I mean movies come out that I don't want to see all the time 552 00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:47,780 I'm don't get mad that they shouldn't have but people are like you're destroying the legacy of the ghostbusters 553 00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:53,700 They shouldn't have wasted hollywood's budget americans. Who cares is hollywood's budget gdp on this 554 00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:59,060 They was they actually did pay for that that's what people would say so by the it was paid by by the 555 00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:05,780 We would tax money. Yeah, they're like we want a female ghostbusters to like a black little mermaid. Um, 556 00:35:07,220 --> 00:35:09,700 I I do have one concern with that one. What's that? 557 00:35:10,820 --> 00:35:12,820 Is it possible? 558 00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:15,380 why because 559 00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:19,380 Is it possible wasn't ursula black 560 00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:20,660 She has a 561 00:35:20,660 --> 00:35:24,100 In the original I guess she was purple. She's a purple lesbian 562 00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:31,380 She's a lesbian. Huh? Yeah, he's mean lesbian. That sounds that checks out. She's like katie zane. Yeah 563 00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:36,660 Insane in the members katie zane is not a lesbian. I don't think it is they 564 00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:42,100 I'm sure they're sexual. They're non-binary and they used to date michael cooper 565 00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:47,060 Yeah, so that sounds uh, he's tooth sexual beyond gender 566 00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:50,340 He's gums. He's a gum sexual. Yeah 567 00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:56,420 Yeah, I heard that's what happened is he went to jail and he wouldn't blow a guy so they knocked out his teeth so 568 00:35:58,100 --> 00:35:59,220 You probably 569 00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:05,700 Bite them he's you probably sensible saying an eye for an eye tooth for a tooth or something and then he just knocks his teeth out 570 00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:07,540 Yeah, you know 571 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:12,660 It's his idea because it because it's his idea of justice because they because he looked them in the eyes and they knocked out his teeth 572 00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:14,100 Yeah 573 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:20,260 Yeah, you know when you're a boob guy and you're uh on the internet you're looking for just tits. Yeah 574 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:25,140 But when you're uh, michael cooper and you go to jail you're looking for justice 575 00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:35,380 Speaking of tits and ass I uh, I wanted to do an hour of my def jam 576 00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:39,540 Oh, yeah, you want to get going? Yeah. Yeah, so I got a pee. Can I pee? No 577 00:36:39,540 --> 00:36:44,340 I have to be here for the whole thing. So I have this new hour that i'm working on um for 578 00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:49,060 And i'm gonna be doing it performing at a bartend or my eyes are getting worse 579 00:36:49,060 --> 00:36:54,260 I was just trying to look at the clock so that I could time you. Oh, yeah, i'm trying to say six o'clock 580 00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:59,060 I'm trying to perform this at like uh from the start at bartend or you're so lucky 581 00:36:59,060 --> 00:37:01,700 My eyes are getting worse and then and then i'm gonna 582 00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:06,900 From aging dude, and then from there. I will I have 12 hours 583 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:09,940 I'm performing at all. I'm just looking at an ass 584 00:37:10,580 --> 00:37:15,620 I'm gonna start a bartend or this thing go to uh riddles and then i'm gonna do on netflix 585 00:37:16,260 --> 00:37:23,140 So I'm gonna be like you should go to bar pandora. I said man this bitch this bitch tan 586 00:37:24,820 --> 00:37:30,500 She she uh, I got a call from her. All right, and she says she butted out but I'm like, okay 587 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:36,820 She she uh, I got a call from her. All right, and she says she butted out my ass 588 00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:43,700 And I was like bitch how the fuck you butt now somebody I got your ass your ass 589 00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:46,980 Your ass ain't small enough to type in my fucking number 590 00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:52,100 You don't have my shit save how do you go butt down me use your ass for something that hold on a second 591 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:56,260 She butt dialed your ass like her butt called your butt man 592 00:37:56,260 --> 00:38:02,820 I'm talking about my me bro my ass your butt her but her she butt dialed your ass. Yeah 593 00:38:03,620 --> 00:38:09,060 Her but but that about but her butt called your butt. No, that's what you're saying to me and I was like 594 00:38:09,780 --> 00:38:13,220 How I was like how you go by the way, you could use this if you want for it 595 00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:16,020 You're but her but called your bow. It's not gonna work 596 00:38:16,020 --> 00:38:20,580 You'd be like what are two butts talk about they're talking about dude. You ever have a really good poop 597 00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:24,100 And then well the two buds are calling each other I have an hour I have to do this 598 00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:29,060 Do you ever but answer a call? I got booked for an hour. You ever but answer to call 599 00:38:29,060 --> 00:38:32,980 I got booked for an hour to do I know I'm helping you. This is like eight bit open mic 600 00:38:32,980 --> 00:38:36,580 But I see him for an hour. It's a 60 bit open mic 601 00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:41,620 So, uh, hold on so so you ever but answer 602 00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:45,940 Well, let me get to that, okay, okay 603 00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:51,300 So because if she but dialed you but answered then really a but called and a but answered 604 00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:54,180 So her but called your I saw that shit is a missed call 605 00:38:54,900 --> 00:39:00,660 And I and I was like, okay, so you you you but down me you didn't you didn't call me 606 00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:04,420 Yes. Yeah, you ain't call me then to try to hang up. Did she call you or your ass? 607 00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:10,020 Me okay, you ain't just try to call me and hang up. Why was you calling me? 608 00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:12,020 How why was you calling me? 609 00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:17,140 I know your ass can't type in my phone number unless your ass the size of a finger 610 00:39:17,140 --> 00:39:20,020 When you say your ass you being her she like she can't dial 611 00:39:21,140 --> 00:39:25,620 Because you say I'll do that our you say her ass your ass called me 612 00:39:26,180 --> 00:39:30,660 Like with your finger, but you can't dial because you have a problem guys. Just go to the 613 00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:35,140 Black event and I'll perform it there. What's the next one? 614 00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:37,380 Just look 615 00:39:37,380 --> 00:39:44,340 At any bit you'll see my face on the main page for jokes and notes. Well, I think that 616 00:39:45,220 --> 00:39:47,220 Unfortunately, the I think 617 00:39:47,860 --> 00:39:50,740 What a jerk closed down the jerk chicken. No 618 00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:54,660 Yeah, so now the only place I can get what's crazy is before they closed down 619 00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:56,660 They called me and they said they were all out of you 620 00:40:00,820 --> 00:40:02,820 The jerk star, yeah 621 00:40:02,820 --> 00:40:09,300 That's good the jerk star, yeah, yeah, that's kind of like my joke where i'm like 622 00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:14,980 Where i'm like I tried jerk chicken for the first time. He was so mean to me. That's pretty good 623 00:40:17,220 --> 00:40:19,460 Um, but why do they call it jerk chicken? 624 00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:22,900 Why do they call it jerking off? 625 00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:25,460 I don't know. It used to be 626 00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:27,060 it 627 00:40:27,060 --> 00:40:31,140 I feel like jerk off is more common than jack off because jack off used to be more common 628 00:40:31,140 --> 00:40:36,820 And I like whack off whacking off. Yeah, whacking. All right, I gotta I gotta beat it 629 00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:40,500 Yeah, just beat it. All right, I gotta then i'm gonna repeat it 630 00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:45,140 Or I gotta uh, push the toothpaste out. Yeah push it t 631 00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:48,340 Push the t push t 632 00:40:48,820 --> 00:40:50,820 metro booming wants less 633 00:40:52,740 --> 00:40:57,540 I need to make this song. I need another song to come out. Yeah, I can't you're you're cooked 634 00:40:57,540 --> 00:41:00,980 You gotta get it out there dude, yes, otherwise you're cooked. I guess that's gonna make my damn 635 00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:04,100 You're gonna people are gonna think of you like the same way they think of j. Cole 636 00:41:05,060 --> 00:41:08,020 What do they think? Well, he put out a diss track and then he retracted it 637 00:41:08,580 --> 00:41:12,660 He he dis retract retract he dissed kendrick. He just 638 00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:17,620 Did you not know about the j. Cole's part in this? Hold on. Hold on. You're saying he he 639 00:41:18,180 --> 00:41:22,740 Distract retracted distract he re he retracted distract 640 00:41:23,460 --> 00:41:24,420 he 641 00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:25,940 retract 642 00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:27,940 retract this 643 00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:32,340 Yeah, like you retract like you retract your penis. Yeah. Yeah 644 00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:35,300 Is that a thing that people do? 645 00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:39,060 Had I ever do no you tracked it out and then you retract it 646 00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:45,620 To your body not into my body, but I remember one time I went to the hot springs in uh, 647 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:51,860 Colorado not that long ago. Mm-hmm, and it's really cold outside was that in colorado springs? 648 00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:54,660 No, no 649 00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:58,020 Weird seems like that'd be the perfect place for it. It was it was in steamboat 650 00:41:58,580 --> 00:42:04,100 Not one steamboat there ricky steamboat. There's not one steamboat in steamboat colorado was ricky steamboat there 651 00:42:04,580 --> 00:42:08,500 I don't know how that is professional wrestler from the 80s thomas the steamboat was there 652 00:42:08,980 --> 00:42:15,140 Famous wrestling macho man randy savage and some of the most epic matches. Okay, kevin kellum. We're not ricky steamboat versus 653 00:42:15,220 --> 00:42:20,020 Okay macho man. Okay marty de rosa often times considered the best technical 654 00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:24,660 Match any time can you stop kevin kellan corner george george the animal steel? 655 00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:27,380 Are you kevin kelly coran the fucking in the corner? 656 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:30,900 Macho man with elizabeth in his corner. I know who 657 00:42:31,540 --> 00:42:34,100 Macho man randy savage is you know elizabeth. Yeah 658 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,740 Elizabeth 659 00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:37,780 I 660 00:42:37,780 --> 00:42:39,780 Love you 661 00:42:40,260 --> 00:42:42,260 I always show that clip to my girlfriend 662 00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:44,100 I haven't seen that 663 00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:50,260 No, what I was saying is he proposes to his wife in the middle macho man proposed to his wife on live wrestling tv 664 00:42:50,980 --> 00:42:55,860 People call me macho man. Oh, yeah a lot. Yeah, and whatever I want when you're hanging out with the ymca 665 00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:57,540 No 666 00:42:57,540 --> 00:43:01,940 With the uh, no, no, no, no an arcanobar people play macho 667 00:43:03,540 --> 00:43:05,860 That's the same group. Yeah. Yeah, what's it called? 668 00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:12,260 Uh the gay ymca guys. Yeah, they're not you know, I looked up recently on the wikipedia. They weren't all gay 669 00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:18,020 It was like only a few of them are gay and it was really it was to it was for gay guys 670 00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:24,420 Wasn't but they were kind of more like strippers, you know, like so that it was to attract gay guys. It was like, uh 671 00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:28,820 They were like they were whoring themselves out as gay guys 672 00:43:29,780 --> 00:43:35,380 Yeah, well, I never saw like the I forget what they're I never saw the music videos because they also do in the navy 673 00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:38,020 I was telling drake about like how he's gay because they 674 00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:40,980 Have a song in the navy 675 00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:42,980 That's the same that's drake's favorite song 676 00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:45,540 drake daverna the the song, uh 677 00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:52,020 Even the song i'm coming out. Do you think that had anything to do with being gay when it was first made? 678 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,500 I don't know. Is that a guy who does that or a girl? 679 00:43:55,940 --> 00:44:02,420 I feel like it didn't it's probably about like, uh, like i'm popping off on the scene kind of i'm getting out there 680 00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:06,260 Yeah, i'm getting up people are kind of finding out about my music 681 00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:11,780 I'm a musician gay people stole this black woman song about just like uh, just putting your music out 682 00:44:11,780 --> 00:44:17,140 They also stole its reigning men which was for ladies to enjoy men, but now gay guys are enjoying men with it 683 00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:19,300 Yeah, and that song, uh 684 00:44:20,020 --> 00:44:26,260 Uh gay sex. I love gay sex and they stole that from a guy who wasn't gay. Yeah. Yeah 685 00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:30,100 Ricky martin they stole that guy from yeah, he became gay 686 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:36,420 Okay, do you know living david aloka was originally living davida gay 687 00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:40,100 It's about living a gay life 688 00:44:44,340 --> 00:44:50,820 Living davida gayo, I think that's how you say in spanish gayo gayo now be something else you'd be I think it is 689 00:44:51,220 --> 00:44:54,020 Homo i'm pretty sure it's gayo or homo 690 00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:56,580 Homo maybe 691 00:44:56,580 --> 00:44:58,580 Um homo is latin homo 692 00:44:58,580 --> 00:45:00,580 Homo 693 00:45:00,980 --> 00:45:03,940 They probably say homo says you well homo erectus 694 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,640 Scientists are you gay? 695 00:45:06,980 --> 00:45:12,180 You came up the word for us all of us anthropologists all of us are gay is 696 00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:18,040 Getting an erection for homos. Yeah, I'm pretty we all are. Yeah, i'm pretty sure every anthropologist 697 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:21,620 Or whoever came up with the word homo erectus. Yeah 698 00:45:22,260 --> 00:45:27,300 Sounds gay. I'm i'm not that i'm not I guess i'm like some kind of monkey or something 699 00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:32,580 I'll tell you what scientist I graduated with a bachelor's in liberal arts 700 00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:38,180 And not sciences because I don't I don't believe in the homo erectus 701 00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:44,180 Instead of so you didn't get a bs. You got a ba. Yeah, I I got I believe in homo 702 00:45:44,740 --> 00:45:49,220 I never knew do I have a hetero erectus. Do I have a bs or a ba? How do you know? 703 00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:53,460 I think it's normally a ba but the bs is a bachelor of science and a bachelor of arts 704 00:45:53,460 --> 00:45:58,740 Um, normally the standard one is bachelor of arts. I mean if yours is like philosophy and shit 705 00:45:58,740 --> 00:46:05,220 It's arts. I did philosophy and sociology sociology is a science. I think normally if so it's a bet so I did a science 706 00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:12,020 I think I think normally a bachelor of science is when like you are majored if you think a full major in like uh, 707 00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:22,040 Uh geology or like a science. I did social science that doesn't count. I have a four-year degree. That's not real science though. It's a well 708 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:28,440 They used to see it the liberal the uh the program I was in was liberal arts and social sciences 709 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:35,320 Yeah class last classic l-a-s-s last classic liberal liberal arts and social science 710 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,640 Can they just call it like? 711 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:44,280 Why they gotta call liberal arts? Why can't they just call it uh in the middle of the ground arts independent arts? Yeah, you know 712 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:46,840 How about republican arts? 713 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:51,160 That sounds honestly bad like just put your guys painting American flags 714 00:46:53,480 --> 00:47:01,040 Republican arts that rule they're like painting portraits of George Washington and flags and like soldiers saluting 715 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:10,080 Yeah, or yeah, it's a conservative arts yeah the conservative arts no, I mean you would just be i'm in a conservative arts program republican arts program 716 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,760 Yeah, i was listening more dan carlin about uh about uh, 717 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:18,240 Communists and fascist more did you all right? 718 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:22,800 What do you did you come up with anything because I listened to that and then we were talking about it 719 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,960 And I couldn't remember. Well, both are like 720 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:31,820 Totalitarian they're both totalitarian end up being totalitarian. Well communism isn't meant to be but it always ends up being it right right right 721 00:47:32,620 --> 00:47:35,340 And then basically fascism is meant to be totalitarian 722 00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:39,740 Yeah, and it's also uh more based in nationalism 723 00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:44,900 Nash that's what it was national and less based on a specific 724 00:47:45,260 --> 00:47:50,300 Uh economic program it's pro business tends to be pro business. Am I right? Right? 725 00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:57,020 But but which is different than communism, which is anti-business. Also all these but the thing that the problem is all these words can be 726 00:47:58,140 --> 00:48:02,220 Just kind of change well over time people use them to mean all sorts of stuff 727 00:48:02,220 --> 00:48:05,500 Right like hitler changed like what socialism was like a hundred times 728 00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:11,260 Yeah, he called it that as propaganda to get socialist to like I know they weren't social which is even though 729 00:48:11,260 --> 00:48:17,200 They're called national socialist party or whatever genius. Yeah, and he would uh, he would get bolsheviks 730 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,920 To either join his side or come and to get attacked by 731 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:27,240 Yeah, by using red on their like meeting you heard it here first folks Mac thinks hillers a genius 732 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:33,280 No, he was a genius of doing evil thing evil he says he's a genius of racial theory 733 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,320 He's an evil genius, uh, he was 734 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,040 but that's why 735 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:45,960 Everyone's like can you believe you know Volkswagen was a Nazi company and it's like yeah, he was pro business 736 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:51,900 He helped all these businesses like IBM and shit and they're doing great because right he was so pro business 737 00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:58,460 And of course they come over here. It's like right. They were big powerful businesses that he favored and the main argument 738 00:48:58,460 --> 00:49:00,460 I was having with you originally about 739 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000 Trying to compare communism and fascism 740 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:08,020 Yeah, you can definitely compare them because those have been the main but he says they're different right like they're 741 00:49:09,020 --> 00:49:14,600 No, you definitely can't be the same. Okay. That's what I was trying to the thing is communism hasn't 742 00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:19,440 Is more economic and theory based? 743 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:25,840 Whereas in a fascism is kind of what the leaders of just dictatorship or the leaders 744 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:30,400 Yeah, and it goes and it's and it's a lot of nationalism about the country or about the race 745 00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:33,440 Was I right saying? 746 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:38,400 Communism is far left fascism is far, right? Yeah. Yeah for sure. Yeah, okay, but they can both be populist 747 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:44,320 Yeah, right. They could both be totalitarian. Yeah. Yeah, but the thing is 748 00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:50,600 But you would think that communism and capitalism would be the two opposite spectrum, right? 749 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,880 but I think just since we haven't seen like a 750 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,760 Empire that is 751 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:06,200 100% capitalist that and and like has like killed a bunch of people that it hasn't been in contention with these other things 752 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:11,600 Uh, well, wait a minute though. I don't think anyone's ever been a hundred percent communist or capitalist 753 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,120 There's always like well, what do you mean? 754 00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:22,480 100% capitalist 100% capitalist is that there's zero absolutely zero regulation or taxing. Oh 755 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:30,320 On any I've heard people call like caveman times as like pure capitalism or something 756 00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:33,880 Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I think they call that pure communism 757 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,840 Because there was like well, you just eat your fill and then the next person would eat 758 00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:42,840 It's from it like it the giraffe you killed or whatever in small groups things can work 759 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:47,160 Which is why I like democratic socialism what they call it that works in like 760 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:51,680 Finland, but it doesn't work in the massive place like the US, you know 761 00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:56,440 It's just like it's one of those things where it can work in an area 762 00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:02,720 That has a lot of people that all look the same and have the same they make the same amount of money all the time 763 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:06,760 They make the same amount of money and all of them. Yeah, but it doesn't work in a place like America 764 00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:13,700 Well, I mean an armistice you could also point to though like some things that capitalism has led to which are horrible like course slavery 765 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,520 Yeah, yeah, like like so you can say, you know 766 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:24,440 capitalism can lead to some really bad, so if you deregulate like workers, they'll try and get slaves, but 767 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:28,920 If you don't make it a rule, there's also like like in communism 768 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:34,160 They'd also have like a caste system and there was definitely slavery and a lot of the communist regimes, too 769 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:42,280 Yeah, I don't know yeah, but I mean capitalism like the whole idea is to minimize cost. Yeah. Yeah, so here's a good way 770 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:45,800 Don't pay your work. Oh, I'm never it seems like it's like always gonna lead to slavery 771 00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:50,560 I never I never thought that anything should be a hundred percent capital, right? Well, yeah, I'm just saying 772 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:55,680 I'm just trying we there are examples of communism being bad, but there are examples of capitalism 773 00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:59,240 I'm saying is it like slave like like slavery in America. I'm saying is that 774 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:02,680 communism is in is an 775 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:09,000 Economic term that's the thing. So is so they're both economic terms. Yeah. Yeah communism socialism 776 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:15,120 Capitalism capitalism are where fascism is not an economic term, right? 777 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:20,800 That's that's where I was then there's of course that's that's hot or whatever the Sharia law 778 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:26,120 Well, that's different. Nobody ever talks about Sharia law. We should try that out. Yeah 779 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:30,640 I don't know what their economic system would be but that's a that's a theological 780 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,520 It's a ton of monarchy. It's a theocracy 781 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:39,280 Theocracy. Yes. Yeah, but normally those are monarchies but 782 00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:48,160 Based on the also. Yeah, I guess that one. So the leader is the whatever there the man is long pope of the Islamic pope 783 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,160 Yeah, so they call him a 784 00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:54,960 Pope ackbar King King Islam 785 00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:59,600 Another guy named Islam in the UFC or like five guys named Islam 786 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,120 there's one guy named I think the Pope of 787 00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,640 Muslim is a 788 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:08,280 Name is is is lamb 789 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000 Chris is lamb. Yeah 790 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:17,200 It's funny that like I love those all the Muslim people named their kids Muhammad 791 00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,120 and then 792 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:23,200 Somebody's like I'm gonna one-up you I'm not gonna name them just like the leader of our religion 793 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,520 I'm gonna call my son Islam the whole religion 794 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:31,520 He like it used to be called Muhammad or whatever. You're like fuck that 795 00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:37,800 I'm going bigger than just the one guy in the religion Islam. My son's name is Islam. I'm gonna name my kid God 796 00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:40,240 Yeah, that's sweet, but 797 00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,360 sure for God free 798 00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:47,760 Somebody used to have a joke about how they're there their their cousin named their kids Zeus 799 00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:55,320 That's awesome. It's got a sick. That's very sick. Yeah in college. I was trying to say that I mean once I 800 00:53:56,280 --> 00:54:01,080 Voted against Obama. I voted for Romney. Did you know I was Republican at that point? Oh 801 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:06,000 Still socially Democrat, but I was just like I don't need a bomber again 802 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:10,760 Oh, you that's you both do you vote for Obama once and then Romney the second time? 803 00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:16,560 Yeah, that's interesting because I thought people hated Romney compared to McCain. I thought people like McCain more I 804 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,880 was 805 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,880 Coming out of my family is very 806 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:26,120 Democratic Evanston is like very Democrat like in general like an area. Well, they're all 807 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,720 They're like they're like 808 00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:30,720 What's it mid middle? 809 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:38,640 Well middle yeah, but they act very but they're like, okay, so it depends the the Evanston is like their center left 810 00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,280 Yeah, Evanston is like a third really rich 811 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:45,160 centrist and then a third middle class and then 812 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,440 Actually, probably probably 813 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:54,360 But they're like a bigger a bigger about there's rich liberals though. Well, I know there's a lot of them in Evanston 814 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,360 but they're all just like kind of 815 00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:01,640 They're all just kind of faking it like me and neuro went to go see John Oliver at the Chicago Theatre 816 00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:08,200 And it was all old rich liberals like we were the only young people and she was the only black person in the whole theater 817 00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:14,200 Well, all they're doing is all white old rich liberals watching John Oliver. All they're doing is virtue signaling and 818 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:20,100 every every like the tax stuff they don't agree with it all but they 819 00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:25,960 Do like it'll help people but like they're just they just pretend to be 820 00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:31,920 That because it seems like when chance was my real estate agent. He would always talk about the 821 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:38,920 Evanston politics. Yeah of like same thing sort of but I just think it's funny that people from Evanston talk about that 822 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:44,240 Like with people who are not from Evanston because I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about. I never go there 823 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:46,240 I don't want to go there. Yeah 824 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:51,640 But it's interesting to hear about I guess I like I'm interested in just like anything that anybody says 825 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:56,920 Yeah, you know, I was like, well, it's weird that people from I wouldn't tell you like, you know in Highland, Indiana 826 00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:02,920 It's actually pretty Democrat. It's like the only Democrat part of Chicago of Indiana because everyone commutes to Chicago 827 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,920 And they're all it's basically like a suburb of Chicago 828 00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:11,240 So it's like where I'm from actually all votes Democratic, even though the whole state it goes Republican every year 829 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:14,240 It's like the only it is where that I don't ever say that to people 830 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:17,240 It is really because I don't think anybody cares 831 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:24,040 But people from Evanston do think that people care and they'll tell like me that I've heard this before from not just you 832 00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:30,040 Yeah, and then from other people from Evanston. I know a black person like you're black. You're important. We got 833 00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,040 crazy segregation in Northwest, Indiana 834 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:39,040 I mean Chicago. I mean Chicago too. Yeah, we got the same thing Northwest. Indiana is like just just like Chicago like suburb 835 00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:44,040 Yes, we got like towns that are for black people areas for black people and then white areas 836 00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:51,040 Yeah, we got st. John which I think is the the richest area in all of Indiana and we have Gary within like 837 00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:56,040 I'm within like 10 miles some I mean a lot of it is like 838 00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:02,040 Purposefully or or like it Polish people started here. So a lot of Polox movement that area 839 00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:08,040 Yeah, that's comes a Polish area some isn't on purpose. Obviously some people don't want to live in shitty neighborhoods 840 00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:09,040 Yeah, a little bit of that 841 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:12,040 I mean it used to be very on purpose like redlining with the banks 842 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:18,040 They just have a map where they draw literally areas where they wouldn't give black people loans. They called it redlining 843 00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:22,040 Really? Yeah. Yeah, that's a really famous. Well, but yeah more talking about like 844 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:30,040 Because I like it because of white flight Italians the Southside Irish and there's like there's just like every different neighborhood 845 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:36,040 Yes, you can you can say a race or you can say a type of white person that lives there. Yeah 846 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:42,040 I mean like literally in Chicago. It's like the expressway like is the dividing line 847 00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:45,040 Yeah, like above the expressways white and below is all the other 848 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:49,040 Races like Hispanic neighborhoods your black neighbors. You're a hundred percent correct 849 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:52,040 I mean in that pretty easy line to draw if you're the bank. Yeah 850 00:57:53,040 --> 00:58:01,040 Yeah, but but the bank wants to make money as as stuff moves cuz yeah cities grow populations grow 851 00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:05,040 Just just like Cheerios. They start putting multiracial couples in their commercial 852 00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:08,040 So how dumb are people that live in like on? 853 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,040 Coasts like New York or like 854 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:15,040 LA like like they have hurricanes 855 00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:23,040 On the East Coast they can have like hurricane they could have our incredible below zero winters, you know 856 00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:27,040 Yeah, but New York it's both. I'm just saying we don't have these 857 00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:34,040 We have horrible weather here. Everyone complains about Chicago weather. I know but they have like tragedies 858 00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:37,040 But we have just like generally bad weather that doesn't kill you 859 00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:42,040 We do have the remember the polar apocalypse or whatever the fuck 860 00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:49,040 Yeah, but that happened like a hundred cars were frozen to Lakeshore Drive. I had to work that day. I got off of work 861 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:54,040 Me and me and Jim lived in the most rat hole apartment 862 00:58:54,040 --> 00:59:01,040 I didn't have an hour and our heat went out during that and I slept like a homeless person like a space heater all my blankets 863 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,040 My winter jacket on and I couldn't wait to go to work 864 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:10,040 And get on the train because the train had heat I like I like lived like a homeless guy for like three days 865 00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:13,040 Like we had no heat in our apartment during like the polar vortex 866 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:17,040 I did drive an hour and a half up to like walking area to work 867 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:19,040 Yeah, I was like, yeah 868 00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:26,040 I drove to my mom's house where heat went out during one of the because what happens is everyone's heaters kick on and they break 869 00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:29,040 Because it's like colder. They've never been pushed that hard 870 00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,040 Like literally everyone's heaters break 871 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:36,040 So I've had a heater break during the polar vortex multiple years during the last one 872 00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:40,040 I drove to my mom's house and also some idiots put it all the way like you don't want to do that 873 00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:47,040 Yeah, yeah, well it hasn't what happened ours last time is it has a sensor so it senses how cold it is 874 00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:52,040 It tries to overcompensate. Yeah. Yeah, so even if you just put it at a regular temperature 875 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:56,040 It's just like well, I'm gonna have to work this hard to get it to that temperature 876 00:59:56,040 --> 01:00:01,040 I think if you and it breaks, I think if you hit it too much, I think it's still worse 877 01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,040 I think it's like we had to work extra hard for you 878 01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:08,040 You know what happened to ours is a bunch of ice melted and the sensor got wet and that's why I didn't turn on 879 01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:12,040 I've had issues like that, but I drove to my mom's house 880 01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:17,040 I remember thinking on the expressway like if my car breaks down and I'll probably freeze to death 881 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:22,040 It was so fucking cold out. It was really it was like painfully cold out 882 01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:27,040 I remember my skin hurt after being outside for five minutes. What's up in high school? 883 01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:34,040 We went to go party at my friend's house during a storm. This is when the song 884 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:42,040 Like a g6. Oh, yeah out and I remember that's I'm like getting slithered like yeah, let's get slithered in the blizzard 885 01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,040 So what does it mean to be slithered? I don't remember that 886 01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:52,040 Fucked up. Okay, so we just went to his house. I remember back in the day. We used to get retarded in here all the time 887 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:58,040 Every watch on the TV those eyes cars stuck on Lake Shore Drive and then 888 01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:04,040 I got caught a snapshot there interviewing a guy his car window and 889 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:09,040 in traffic and it said man stuck on LSD 890 01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:12,040 his eyes 891 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:15,040 Look at you. I mean his eyes look like you're stuck 892 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,040 Hell yeah, dude. You ever heard that song? 893 01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:21,040 and they're 894 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:28,040 Driving north on Lake Shore Drive and tomorrow's another day. Have you ever heard the song Lake Shore Drive? It's about it's about acid 895 01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:30,040 Shot town find it. No 896 01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:35,040 They call I'm talking about acid thing. I'm related to what you were saying. I'm talking about cotton you asked. Yeah 897 01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:40,040 He Jay-z goes heading down Lake Shore Drive 898 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:45,040 Have you ever heard you know talking about well, if you ever heard Rick Ross Reese's I 899 01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:49,040 Was driving down Lake Shore Drive 900 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:55,040 And I was hanging out with my girl put a roof you gonna drink sheen, you know, yeah 901 01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:58,040 Kermit did that to miss piggy 902 01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:00,040 Yeah 903 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:06,040 Yeah, but just to get her to shut up right yeah, I'm as big a dude I showed Mike a picture of 904 01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:08,040 Tracy Chapman 905 01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:10,040 Tracy Chapman you know Tracy Chapman 906 01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:15,040 That's great. You got a fast car. I want it to get into anywhere 907 01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:23,040 But it's funny when Tracy Chapman came out with that song. She looked just like Michael Robinson 908 01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:28,040 So so Michael he always says on stage like he was a young whoopie Goldberg 909 01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,040 He's like he should say 910 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:35,040 Like people tell me okay young whoopie Goldberg 911 01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:37,040 Tracy Chapman 912 01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:42,040 He should add your tree Nura Nura had her hair and she was wearing like a big t-shirt the other day 913 01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:48,040 And I said I said you look like whoopie Goldberg because she was wearing like a baggy t-shirt and had dreads and she got very 914 01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:53,040 Mad at me. She almost started crying and I was like not your face just your hair in your shirt 915 01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:57,040 I'm like Jesus Christ. You don't look like her. Also. I looked up some young pictures of whoopie Goldberg 916 01:02:57,040 --> 01:03:01,040 She didn't look that bad back in the day. Okay, like she looked okay like 917 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:05,040 People say that but no she looked okay. She looked okay. We'll research this after 918 01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:08,040 like a poll 919 01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:15,040 People need to leave whoopie Goldberg alone, man. She's cool. She made Ted Danson where blackface that's cool. She's Jewish 920 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:20,040 Yeah, Jewish, I guess who's Ted Danson again some actor guy 921 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:24,040 I didn't show you the blackface picture Ted and a CMO 922 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,040 No ten dancing man 923 01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:33,040 No ten dancing man and then the tiny Ted tiny dancer. I heard this joke Dan the CMO is doing it's he says 924 01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,040 I don't really like doing the 925 01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:42,040 I do I doing the standing 69. Uh-huh with my non-binary partner 926 01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:47,040 But they're really small. Yeah, they hold me upside down if we can 927 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:52,040 It's hard to tell if to add the really small part cuz it's not that good of like 928 01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,040 Me and my non-binary partner always 929 01:03:55,040 --> 01:04:00,880 Me and my non-binary partner always argue who's holding who during the standing 69. This is an actual joke 930 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:06,320 This is an actual new joke whenever I do a standing 69 with my non-binary partner, and I'm non-binary 931 01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:08,320 We always argue who should be the one holding 932 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,040 That's true 933 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:17,040 Because normally it's the guys job, but we don't have a or there's no guy or like manners like holding the door 934 01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:24,040 We always argue hold the door for each other we can't go in we're both trying to hold the door 935 01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:30,920 Yeah, what are some of the things men have to do non-binary couples who they're in trouble who pays all the bills? 936 01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:37,200 Yeah, it's like we argue like who buys dinner. Yeah. Yeah who has to kill the spider. Yeah, you know 937 01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,960 No, it's a so I didn't see most in this joke it was 938 01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:47,960 Me and my non-binary partner Adam Gilbert 939 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,560 We like to do standing 69 940 01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:55,080 It's always really funny seeing and Gilbert hold me up. We're doing yeah, that's good 941 01:04:56,280 --> 01:05:01,520 Here's the one thing about though being in a very it reminds me of binary a little bit of a same talent joke though 942 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:08,880 The good thing about being a non-binary couple though is there's always a good date night if you go bowling because we got the they love the shoes 943 01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:15,080 They love the bowling. Oh issues non-binary people because they're they're genderless 944 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:18,560 Are they always yeah when you ever rent shoes at a bowling alley? 945 01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:22,560 Yeah, I don't know if they're yeah ever you go everyone gets the same weird-looking shoes 946 01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:29,560 They're also they look like shoes that a non-binary person would pick out style it like their style 947 01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:35,440 I actually go to so the bowling alleys I go to actually have you know bigger selection 948 01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,480 women's men's 949 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:43,000 That's pretty good. Yeah, I'm gonna give this joke to Sam T 950 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:46,320 Which holds who during a non-binary standing 69? 951 01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:50,520 I give it to him and then but say it say say I have the best joke ever 952 01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:54,320 Uh-huh, there's a catch though. What you gotta come back on it 953 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:57,680 or 954 01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:58,040 I 955 01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:02,080 Don't think we can get him again. I think he's I don't I don't think we need to have him again 956 01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:05,600 We need to have London. I want London for sure. Let's kill London 957 01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:06,320 I think he would do it 958 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:10,880 But he would never be here without Sam and then he would just be hanging out with Sam the whole time and he would never 959 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:12,320 Come here 960 01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:19,200 He would never there for an hour. They're like uh, uh, inseparable with the hip which makes them not fit in any room 961 01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:25,360 They're too big. They're both too big to be not Sam Sam can hang out in my condo and watch watch 962 01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:28,160 my 963 01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,160 600 pound life, huh? 964 01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:32,400 He's like I feel like I relate to this. Yeah 965 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:37,120 He looks like a fat Nebuchadnezzar. I got 80 foot tall so 966 01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:42,800 I want to say this about Dan dosimo. I did a joke at beer belly that I was working on and I kind of gave up on 967 01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:47,600 But now I'm mad because Dan has found a different version of the joke that works 968 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:51,360 So yeah, okay. My joke was about how Kevin Hart is in too many movies 969 01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:56,000 Did you did you did you give this to him officially? I never gave this to him. We never even talked about it 970 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,000 I just tried it beer belly didn't really work 971 01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:58,880 Oh folks 972 01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:03,680 But the joke is about Kevin Hart how he's in too many movies and I said if I was Kevin Hart 973 01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:08,240 I wouldn't fear dying. I would fear living forever because I don't know how you tell where you are 974 01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:12,640 You're just in movies every day. You're acting as the same person commercials 975 01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:17,920 Yeah, as that's Dan's joke Dan's joke is like Kevin Hart is in so many commercials 976 01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:22,080 I don't even you could but you could only buy like Kevin Hart 977 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:24,800 Recommended products and live your whole life or whatever 978 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,600 He has some joke about Kevin Hart being in too many commercials 979 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,960 And he did after I was doing one about him being in too many commercials 980 01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:34,240 And he did after I was doing one about him being in too many movies 981 01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:38,640 I think that's kind of a bigoted joke by Dan by the way about it's bigoted 982 01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:43,840 Yeah, because I mean do you not think that black people deserve all the opportunities they should? 983 01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:49,440 Be able to have what Dan said the problem is he's like he's doing commercials for Israel and Palestine now 984 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:54,480 And you don't even know what to do. Well you donate to both. Okay. Yeah, just keep the war going 985 01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:59,920 Yeah, well, no, I mean if you're doing to one you have done it to the other and you got to donate to at least one 986 01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:04,400 Yeah, but then it looks like you're on this one side if you don't want to get done 987 01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:09,760 I just give them whatever money I have left after I give a lot to Taliban. Yeah, as I donate to the tell 988 01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:14,640 That's my favorite my favorite cause that's my favorite band. I donate to the having the Taliban kill dogs 989 01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:23,920 So I I've been donating a lot of money tell kid and it's the Taliban so that they so they kill pit bulls 990 01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:28,080 I'm not saying stop in a narrow way. I'm saying that to YouTube 991 01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,800 I forgot where I thought the other one was for YouTube 992 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:33,120 Will do both 993 01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:35,840 Wait, can I you're not allowed to talk about this on YouTube? 994 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:39,680 I don't know is it donating to that 995 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:47,300 Like I don't know you got to break a few dogs to make a dog sandwich 996 01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:53,840 Is it is that a 997 01:08:53,840 --> 01:09:00,680 Stalin original you had a break a few eggs and make an omelet. I don't know because I didn't know I even know Stalin was related to that 998 01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:05,440 I think that's his I've heard the phrase a bunch obviously if you invented that that's real 999 01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:12,280 There's a lot of egg phrases. There's like eggs in a basket. You put all your eggs in one basket. You have a nest egg you have 1000 01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:17,160 Break a few eggs make omelet egg lord egg lord. Yeah 1001 01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:23,740 This is there's multiple egg with it. Don't count your eggs before they hatch. Yeah, that's what there's a lot of a game chicken 1002 01:09:23,740 --> 01:09:26,520 The egg. Yeah, what came first chicken or the egg? We have a lot of egg 1003 01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:35,360 Well, what what what's a what's that? What's the egg about that? What's what that I'm getting a walking on egg shells 1004 01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:37,760 Yeah, don't egg me on egg me on. Yeah 1005 01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:44,920 Brian egg don't don't egg on me. That's what I always say to somebody who's masturbating don't let any of that egg get on me. Yeah 1006 01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:47,880 Yoking it in the car in the bus. Yeah 1007 01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:53,320 When I'm hanging out with Blake, I don't feel like I'm walking on sunshine if we're walking on eggshells 1008 01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:57,920 Yeah, and that makes me even more nervous because I don't think Blake would like his head stepped on 1009 01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:02,000 You know who's never walked on sunshine who Dale? No, right? 1010 01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:09,480 Mean for that what if he walks across squish it if he walked across a rainbow who just shatter 1011 01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:12,920 Broke the goddamn rainbow 1012 01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:18,440 Eric West at power hour yesterday said something nobody laughed. It was one of the funniest things I ever heard is 1013 01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:24,200 That he loves rainbows and he used to be in the Navy and he was at the helm of the boat 1014 01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:31,160 And they saw a rainbow out over the ocean and he said we're driving through the end of that rainbow and he's like I drove 1015 01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:34,200 That American warship through the end of a rainbow 1016 01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:39,160 He's like, you know what happens when you get to the end of a rainbow it's raining 1017 01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:43,160 That was that everyone was just mad at me is that what it is is that is it just two storms? 1018 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:45,880 I have no idea 1019 01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:52,040 I've always wondered what it is. I don't know shit about rain. This is a gay shit. What do I look like? Yeah rollerblader 1020 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:54,040 I'm pretty well 1021 01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:56,040 I'm gonna have to edit that out 1022 01:10:57,080 --> 01:11:03,080 Get demonetized a lot of rollerbladers algorithm. Yeah, that is true 1023 01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:07,640 Rollerbladers love watching YouTube, but okay. So if they ended up in rain 1024 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:12,360 At the end of the rainbow is a true story. Yeah, supposedly 1025 01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:16,600 Okay, so it must be told it kind of out of nowhere because john hickok was the drinker 1026 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:20,040 You should have came through john hickok was the drinker. Oh, really? Yeah, it was good one 1027 01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:25,560 He didn't tell me because I was bullying. I think he said he was avoiding you because you've been pressuring him to buy insurance 1028 01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:27,560 No, no, no 1029 01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:33,240 Not even insurance or something zero investments. I'm telling him to open up her retirement accounts. I've been idiot 1030 01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:37,720 I always pictured john as an old man with like a bunch of kids in a mansion and he's like 1031 01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:40,440 He's like he becomes old money for 1032 01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:43,080 shooting guns on YouTube 1033 01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:48,360 Like his family our family our family made all their money shooting guns on YouTube 1034 01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:52,600 That's how we got our start. We invented shooting guns on YouTube 1035 01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:57,880 And now we're old rich people. Yeah, he's so dumb the guy 1036 01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:05,960 Does no all I told him to do is invest in a Roth IRA, which is tax-free growth retirement account 1037 01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:09,000 He said I'll invest in the IRA 1038 01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:12,280 in the in ireland 1039 01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:14,920 Republican army. Yeah 1040 01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:17,640 But yeah funding a terrorist group 1041 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:23,480 I mean, okay, just like me so this is what's gonna happen. Just like i've been donating to his dad's not gonna live 1042 01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:27,560 You know who to do you know what his dad's not gonna live forever. Okay 1043 01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:31,400 John's gonna be the face of that. No, his dad's way cooler 1044 01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:36,680 His channel honestly, they both are seem so awkward. I can't believe how famous they are 1045 01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:42,200 Have you ever watched their hickok 45 videos? No, but his dad they're both kind of awkward. It's like a cute 1046 01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:47,800 Old awkward kind of you know i'm saying but do you think that uh, I feel like guys watch his channel though 1047 01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:50,760 So he's gonna be cute. Well, like it's just like an old guy. It's funny. That's an old guy doing it. Yeah, he's like 1048 01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:57,160 But when he dies, i'm sure all his people who like him are probably getting close to dying too 1049 01:12:57,800 --> 01:13:02,440 Yeah, I feel like it's a bunch of old guys. Yeah, so john is john's got to start a new generation 1050 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,720 Yeah, he's a new generation. Yeah, he's a new generation 1051 01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:11,560 Yeah, it's probably will take a massive nose dive. Yeah, but maybe not 1052 01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:18,120 I mean it will go downhill. It'll change for sure unless he but he might be able to make it into something new 1053 01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:20,920 Well, I think that's what he's trying to do 1054 01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:25,080 He's not trying to do it. He's not trying to do it. He's trying to do it 1055 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:30,120 And what's his dad doing now? He's gonna be dying. That's what he's trying to do 1056 01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:33,960 change for sure unless he but he might be able to make it into something new 1057 01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:38,600 the wife and that's what he's he's trying to do stand up but he probably 1058 01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:43,860 makes 20 bucks I think he's doing fine he's great to stand up by the way his 1059 01:13:43,860 --> 01:13:47,420 great at stand up and I also think he doesn't but he's not think he needs a 1060 01:13:47,420 --> 01:13:53,120 lot well I don't think he needs a lot in life yeah no all I'm saying I think he 1061 01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:56,880 just blows money cuz he has it yeah I don't think he I think he's like 1062 01:13:56,880 --> 01:14:02,160 whatever I'm saying is kind of a weird guy yeah he is a very weird guy I'm just 1063 01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:06,920 saying it's dumb for him oh my god is he in love with Junior Sopka like you were 1064 01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:11,400 saying that joke for a while but Junior came to beer to power hour it's and my 1065 01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:16,400 god John was like oh the he was saying on stage as the drinker the best 1066 01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:20,800 comedian in the world is here and and everyone's kind of being like okay 1067 01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:24,280 you're kind of ruining these other people's sets who are supposed to be 1068 01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:28,160 going up because you keep on like it's Tom Chang's turn and you keep talking 1069 01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:35,000 about Junior stop good drink Tom I wonder I wonder if Junior likes him or 1070 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:42,160 not I think they're fine I think they're but he's like so I don't think they I 1071 01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:45,360 don't think John could really talk to him like interpersonal because he's like 1072 01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:48,840 too much gravitas for us they see scared to talk to him in person I think he's 1073 01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:53,080 he he did I did see him talk to Junior like I'm gonna hit you up I got your 1074 01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:56,480 number I think I introduced him to Junior one time and Junior doesn't Junior 1075 01:14:56,480 --> 01:15:02,040 like doesn't like me that much they mean Junior are fine to hang out but like 1076 01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:07,960 yeah he's not a fan of me I don't really know I like Junior a lot I'm always a 1077 01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:11,480 little nervous to hang out with him but also he's always drinking and I'm not 1078 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:15,480 yeah yeah he's just punch me in the arm at North Bar she's serving shoulder pads 1079 01:15:15,480 --> 01:15:20,560 yeah whatever would Junior I like to put on a lot of padding I'm Drake I'm like a 1080 01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:26,400 hockey goalie you asked the borough Scott oh you're drinking tonight Junior 1081 01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:30,240 hold on let me go out to my car I just gotta get some pads out of the trunk I 1082 01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:36,600 was talking to Scott darling the other day oh really yeah how's he doing 1083 01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:44,080 interesting I haven't seen him in a long time I think he's a what's he what's he 1084 01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:49,400 doing is he still doing stand-up or is he he gone be is he gone beyond the 1085 01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:55,240 Chicago scene I feel like he he got rejected in a similar way as his opener 1086 01:15:55,240 --> 01:16:00,240 Brian Rowe and then he sort of moved on to like a bigger or different like way 1087 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:04,080 of doing stand-up I don't know what he's doing like he was opening for some guy 1088 01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:08,320 I'll hang out with him outside of comedy time and one thing I noticed is that he 1089 01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:14,860 was like I don't think he was willing to fail at stand-up you know what I mean 1090 01:16:14,860 --> 01:16:20,480 yeah I mean like he was he was new and he doesn't want to be bad he just wants 1091 01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:25,440 to just be good automatically and he came on here and claimed that he didn't 1092 01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:30,600 mind like paying his dues but I don't think but wants to pay his dues but 1093 01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:33,960 after so much time when you're a millionaire why would you want to pay 1094 01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:39,480 dues you don't need to he thought that he thought that by now probably he'd be 1095 01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:43,760 more yeah I see a lot of people do that's why people quit like after a year 1096 01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:48,040 to people that people that I was gonna quit like six months in I'll be honest 1097 01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:50,600 you haven't been going to a lot of mics and stuff what are you doing well I 1098 01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:54,120 didn't I didn't you're you teetering on the edge it feels like you got one foot 1099 01:16:54,120 --> 01:16:59,440 out when you do that just with I just haven't been writing much and I don't 1100 01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:03,760 know why haven't you been writing much I just haven't been writing out many full 1101 01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:10,000 jokes I just have like some premises okay but now I'm not out of comedy I 1102 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:13,920 mean I just I mean I know you do the podcast so it's calm yeah I mean this is 1103 01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:18,120 but stand up itself well stand-up is kind of gay you have to stand up I mean 1104 01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:21,960 stand-up sucks stand-up is a bad thing to go into it's not good for anybody 1105 01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:25,440 yes well here's an annoying thing about stand-up too is I talked to these other 1106 01:17:25,440 --> 01:17:28,960 stand-ups and they act like I'm not doing anything because I don't do as much 1107 01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:33,320 as them but all they do is go to stand-up shows and local shows it's like 1108 01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:37,040 you're not doing anything either this isn't helping you get anywhere also yeah 1109 01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:41,160 why are you acting like I'm doing I'm writing a thing I'm doing a podcast I do 1110 01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:44,240 a bunch of stuff people think I'm not doing anything just because I don't do 1111 01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:48,320 the stuff they do this is the max sword Brian Rowe argument when I kind of was I 1112 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:52,880 was doing Mike still too just not as many what is max so rich argument what 1113 01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:58,200 do you mean like usually you don't even do comedy at that point I was doing my 1114 01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:03,200 well they think stand-up is all the comedy yeah well they think I think you 1115 01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:07,520 do have to do stand-up too it's like though you need to find a way to get a 1116 01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:10,880 connection to new people well there's a like if you do a podcast you're never 1117 01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:14,640 gonna meet new people oh you're totally right now you need to like do something 1118 01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:19,720 well I well my my issue was I was I was a hermit because I was studying for my 1119 01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:26,720 shit yeah and then now I'm building my shit yeah and I was I mean just when you 1120 01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:32,160 you do something that forces you to stay in and not do stand-up it's hard to get 1121 01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:36,680 back in the habit like after quarantine I didn't want to start going out again I 1122 01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:40,400 was like I've been sitting at home quarantine something I never want to be 1123 01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:46,280 is quarantined yeah you can't get corn yeah dude if any any restaurant that I 1124 01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:50,760 go to or any place that's not playing corn yeah they don't something takes a 1125 01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:56,600 part of me yeah place like that yeah so they don't get my business yeah I 1126 01:18:56,600 --> 01:19:01,560 freak out like a freak on a leash in there for real and something takes a 1127 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:06,000 part I kind of come undone and I just I just sprint out of there and my adidas 1128 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:10,680 yeah all day I drew about sex and then I have to go back home and then order door 1129 01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:16,040 dash yeah corn dash corn dash yeah oh I was gonna ask if they had corn pizza 1130 01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:21,520 ooh I've had that before I'm gonna ask I had a low taste pizza I'm gonna you know 1131 01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:24,840 a low taste I'm gonna ask professor pizza and then except when he comes on 1132 01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:32,280 they have it it exists really yeah low taste pizza has corn on it you know a 1133 01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:39,040 low taste they have a low taste pizza what about goodbye taste cheese and corn 1134 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:47,880 about goodbye taste hello hello taste elo taste goodbye days and it kills you 1135 01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:56,800 also elo is a I know the chess system of points I know hello yeah how I'm saying 1136 01:19:56,800 --> 01:20:01,200 do you know that I know that I think I did know that I don't know that hello 1137 01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:05,440 it's actually named after a guy named elo actually came from I thought it was 1138 01:20:05,440 --> 01:20:09,560 an acronym for no no it came from parts the Caribbean when they say I love 1139 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:18,040 it in the little crack of this closet and I say it's Keira Knightley all I 1140 01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:23,960 remember is the guys got he's like got Ursula's his chid you know what the 1141 01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:28,800 people all the pirates on the on the black pearl yeah they all kind of 1142 01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:33,400 remind me of the people that live in Brandon Kiefer's house yeah that's right 1143 01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:38,720 yeah that makes sense to me they're all just like gross smell bad I think and 1144 01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:45,840 Brandon is the fucking the fucking captain I guess he's a captain yeah he's 1145 01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:52,520 so small though um good bar but I'm just trying to like I can't I've never seen 1146 01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:59,440 this movie I saw I saw Pirates of the Caribbean Caribbean 3 at a drive-in 1147 01:20:59,440 --> 01:21:02,440 theater where I was hanging out my friends and barely watching we were like 1148 01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:05,080 sitting in the back of a truck talking the whole time and you're making out your 1149 01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:12,760 dude friends no I was in high school and making out making no girls were like 1150 01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:19,280 talking to girls back then what was his name I go hey girls yes what's up 1151 01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:24,920 nothing much I say what to do say I say you guys want to call Mike Jones he's 1152 01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:28,280 been putting his phone number out that's the kind of shit we did in high school 1153 01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:36,120 you say this I talked to girls hey how's it how's the day it'd be like let's call 1154 01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:39,280 Brett Mark Cusick and see if he'll bring us a pizza when he gets off work 1155 01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:44,720 let's go drag Bartusi because he worked it he worked at house of pizza I wonder 1156 01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:51,760 if I can call somebody from here so Pirates of the Caribbean Johnny Depp he's 1157 01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:56,360 plays a pirate as we know pirates are kind of mean guys they steal about 1158 01:21:56,360 --> 01:22:03,280 Somali Empire they steal music they're mean too I'm pretty mean I steal a lot 1159 01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:13,240 of movies I'm a pirate myself and Adam at his pool I gotta go pee and well you 1160 01:22:13,240 --> 01:22:16,840 were talking about something oh I was like Amber heard is sue and Johnny Depp 1161 01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:23,360 for being a bad drunken partner she married a pirate what do you expect I 1162 01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:27,200 didn't think didn't think that one through did you amber heard yep you are 1163 01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:34,240 you you're like oh my god my my husband is so abusive my husband the pirate are 1164 01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:40,280 you listening to yourself right now can you amber heard what you're saying yeah 1165 01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:43,760 if you heard what you're saying out of your own mouth you said all these ever 1166 01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:49,160 heard during that time yeah did you say I was on stage or no maybe you should 1167 01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:55,000 have because they were very funny I was doing some local I would do some topical 1168 01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:59,120 humor at that time I had a whole bit about a you know how I think Jada 1169 01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:04,200 Pinkett Smith should just wear a wig and shut the hell up the miss heard one is 1170 01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:08,760 black woman wear wigs all the time why you don't have to be bald Jada Pinkett 1171 01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:15,360 Smith yeah the the miss heard one is like yeah the the lawyers like miss heard 1172 01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:24,200 she's like what you can't hear me miss heard I don't remember that you miss 1173 01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:29,760 heard what I said miss heard I for some reason while I was working from home 1174 01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:34,400 watched like a guy break down the whole trial so I was like obsessed with the 1175 01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:40,320 amber heard Johnny Depp trial is a waste of time you're a girl dude what are you 1176 01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:45,200 talking about why does that make me a girl that's what girls do what what 1177 01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:51,240 do that I like a drama you know Johnny Depp is like a cool remember Johnny 1178 01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:55,360 Depp you don't like Johnny Depp this is gear than what you claim 1179 01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:59,720 rollerblading it is not gay this is ten times gayer than liking rollerblading 1180 01:23:59,720 --> 01:24:04,760 this is Taylor made for I've never even seen the Pirates of the Caribbean 1 1181 01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:09,000 which you've seen that's for do you're that's a good so good shit what's for 1182 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:14,840 girls in this the the the drama of amber heard but don't you want to know if 1183 01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:19,480 Johnny Depp hitter that's for do I'll see I'll look at the highlights punching 1184 01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:24,240 women is for guys now you're you're you're flipping this this is strawman 1185 01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:27,880 argument I like true crime I was hope you know this is amber heard supposedly 1186 01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:32,040 through a bottle at Johnny Depp that cut off at one of his fingers okay so that's 1187 01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:38,080 cool already then the highlights yeah but you're a girl because that's what girls 1188 01:24:38,080 --> 01:24:41,180 do it was when I was really into psychology and I want to know their 1189 01:24:41,180 --> 01:24:44,640 psychological breakdowns also because I think amber hurt his borderline 1190 01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:48,560 personality disorder and I'm gonna have to look into your past and see if you 1191 01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:54,080 were a rollerblader you know Johnny Depp had a tattoo it says why no but it 1192 01:24:54,080 --> 01:25:00,200 actually used to say what when Oh no no why didn't you just make a vino well he 1193 01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:04,320 changed Winona to why no I know but he could have changed it I guess he 1194 01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:08,240 couldn't change the w2 of V yes that's like why it's easier to just cover up 1195 01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:16,160 the NA though something Johnny Depp has never known being in NA he's got a huge 1196 01:25:16,160 --> 01:25:21,160 drug problem it's a good place to be he needs to go well Mike Robinson wants to 1197 01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:26,240 deal with him he said I'll go yeah let's do it I mean do I have to quit oh no 1198 01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:33,240 can I shoot up it yeah we have to do a lot of heroin and then go but if you 1199 01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:39,240 know who the heroine of that trial was amber heard yeah you watched too many 1200 01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:45,240 that's what they call you when you're a female hero yeah in a movie I want to 1201 01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:48,720 look at the percentages of male to female that were following that trial 1202 01:25:48,720 --> 01:25:54,280 there was a bunch of you know I bet you watch like when the internet was full of 1203 01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:59,920 dudes defending Johnny Depp as like bro you know there was like this is false 1204 01:25:59,920 --> 01:26:03,600 allegations of a woman bringing down a man there's like a lot of alt-right 1205 01:26:03,600 --> 01:26:07,520 people defending Johnny Depp well there was a lot of dudes who are into it and 1206 01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:12,080 there was a lot of liberals who are like no getting canceled is actually more of 1207 01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:16,680 a liberal versus alt-right sort of thing going on on the internet during this time 1208 01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:22,680 I love getting into that type of see maybe it's not so gay I'm joking that's 1209 01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:26,320 the worst thing in the world it's not gay though it's gay is he streams for 1210 01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:32,040 it's for people who are into January 6 and Black Lives Matters it's those people 1211 01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:36,800 not in either it's like Ben Shapiro prize an opinion of this I was there 1212 01:26:36,800 --> 01:26:42,600 January 5th nobody even caught me whoo that was a good time no lines at the 1213 01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:48,360 gift shop yeah I dressed up as an injured stuck in yeah your wiretie well 1214 01:26:48,360 --> 01:26:52,320 made out of quasi you the wiretie guy no I was the wiretie guy made out of 1215 01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:57,360 quasi went but he couldn't fit through the window yeah imagine Adam quasi 1216 01:26:57,360 --> 01:27:00,880 dressed up like a ninja that's kind of funny yeah like him with like a sword 1217 01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:04,880 and everything he'd be Beverly Hills ninja you would be I'd kind of like to 1218 01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:08,600 cut off his arms and legs and kind of like use him as like you know those 1219 01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:12,760 bowling ball like when you're a kid those balls like you jump up and down on 1220 01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:18,920 you so yeah yeah and then just kind of don't you call those jump around on one 1221 01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:23,520 of those you know yeah I like to do that in Kwaslow yeah I think you could take 1222 01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:28,760 Harry Brighton or and use him as a jump rope yeah so skinny mm-hmm and Edison 1223 01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:35,560 what do you do Edison Rex yeah he could be a bones we make oh we make cool 1224 01:27:35,560 --> 01:27:39,960 cane you could roll Adam and use Edison Rex as your stick and he could be like 1225 01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:46,400 your hoop and stick yeah cuz Edison Rex is just bones other brittle bones 1226 01:27:46,400 --> 01:27:50,920 probably yeah I'm guessing they're brittle yeah he's like a bird he's like 1227 01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:56,400 a brittle he looks like carrot tops skeleton yeah like like who's just care 1228 01:27:56,400 --> 01:28:01,760 tops hair and bones right he's like he's like if if Tommy not Tommy Pickles if 1229 01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:08,920 Chucky yeah from Rugrats didn't grow up to be cool and funny like carrot top and 1230 01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:17,600 just became a good heroin at junkie pretty bad comedian and gun to be so 1231 01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:23,240 the way yeah he fucked up getting into a beef with the spy I got my money on 1232 01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:29,480 Harry's five or spy all right folks well we're gonna close up on that spy versus 1233 01:28:29,480 --> 01:28:34,320 spy if you want to know why Harry Brighton is a spy you'll hear about it on 1234 01:28:34,320 --> 01:28:37,880 patreon yeah you can hear about it in a million past episodes around comm slash 1235 01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:43,160 bad comedy patreon.com slash bad comedy and we almost forgot cool steeper club 1236 01:28:43,160 --> 01:28:51,240 it's our tea subscription service club comm yep 25% off with promo code bad 1237 01:28:51,240 --> 01:28:56,280 comedy it's somewhere between 20% off and 80% off just type it in you'll 1238 01:28:56,280 --> 01:29:02,440 figure 25% off or more or less probably more I hope it's not less because I 1239 01:29:02,440 --> 01:29:07,580 think you can get 20% off for no reason well guess what this is an extra 5% so 1240 01:29:07,580 --> 01:29:12,320 if you use the 20% you're dumb please don't use that use the bad comedy once 1241 01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:16,040 we get credit for it we'll get money yeah we'll get like not much money 1242 01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:24,120 probably we'll get 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the cranberry Kenyan black because it tastes just like a cranberry 1252 01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:08,360 Barack Obama I'm asking for him to get a cheeto orange tea so it's like the 1253 01:30:08,360 --> 01:30:13,480 Trump oh yeah oh you should use the Kenyan black reminds me of Obama how 1254 01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:17,480 about a cheeto white yes sure I did want to say one last they do have white 1255 01:30:17,480 --> 01:30:24,320 cheddar cheetos which are good yes true how come like dumb far right and far 1256 01:30:24,320 --> 01:30:29,680 left mostly far left I think like get really good vocabulary when when 1257 01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:33,280 there's like something going on they go to college to get more knowledge or like 1258 01:30:33,280 --> 01:30:39,800 like unprecedented they drink during a crove during the crove crisis everyone 1259 01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:44,440 use the word unprecedented oh yeah an unprecedented amount of times it was 1260 01:30:44,440 --> 01:30:53,160 during what did this happen during crove crove it croveed cro oh yeah during that 1261 01:30:53,160 --> 01:30:58,480 crow verse Wade crovers way yeah during crove eat now during during crovers 1262 01:30:58,480 --> 01:31:07,200 great great during the viral video in 2020 uh-huh they got the viral video 1263 01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:16,240 sick yes the VHS I know but then also like people called I call it the dirty 1264 01:31:16,240 --> 01:31:22,840 VHS people were calling a Donald Trump a demogorgon like strange things yeah 1265 01:31:22,840 --> 01:31:28,440 demogorgon yeah they're like he's a gorgon evil demogorgon a demogorgon 1266 01:31:28,440 --> 01:31:36,880 it's demagogue demogorgon demogorgon is a race of sounds like an alien yeah now 1267 01:31:36,880 --> 01:31:41,320 it's like these evil like monsters from the under from the upside down so the 1268 01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:45,240 demogorgons is that from um but it's stranger things I've never seen 1269 01:31:45,240 --> 01:31:48,600 strange I'm trying to come up with a job to connect demagogue and demogorgon you 1270 01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:52,640 know you know what the real stranger thing is with stranger things was 1271 01:31:52,640 --> 01:31:57,320 Drake messaging that young girl from stranger things that was a stranger 1272 01:31:57,320 --> 01:32:02,520 thing than the stranger things yeah and she Billy Bobby Brown's text message 1273 01:32:02,520 --> 01:32:05,960 thread with Drake and she had a buzz cut so I mean chances were she had cancer 1274 01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:12,400 and he was trying to hit on her so how old was she 11 yeah 11 teen that was her 1275 01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:17,960 name yeah wasn't it I never seen the show Billy Bob Billy Bob Billy but yeah 1276 01:32:17,960 --> 01:32:23,880 I'm saying Drake's hitting on Billy Bob Thornton when he was 11 yeah say Drake 1277 01:32:23,880 --> 01:32:27,800 how old are you yeah what the hell how did Drake hit on Billy Bob Thornton when 1278 01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:30,800 he was 11 I thought Billy Bob Thornton was older than Drake yeah Billy Bob 1279 01:32:30,800 --> 01:32:34,640 Thornton was 11 that how old was Drake negative yeah they say black don't crack 1280 01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:38,680 but Jewish do crack so we gotta figure out what's going on with you Drake yeah 1281 01:32:38,680 --> 01:32:44,920 they say Jewish squish black don't crack but the Jewish squish Jewish cracks for 1282 01:32:44,920 --> 01:32:50,560 sure Jewish squishes yeah Jewish people look old as hell when they're all yeah 1283 01:32:50,560 --> 01:32:55,040 that means 13% of he's gonna look so old Dan DeSimo is a great joke about Jewish 1284 01:32:55,040 --> 01:32:59,080 people oh yeah he said if they're really shape-shifters why are they all so ugly 1285 01:32:59,080 --> 01:33:05,160 I got John Hickok yesterday I forgot to tell you this I go me and John they're 1286 01:33:05,160 --> 01:33:08,960 friends even though we don't agree about every single point like John told me he 1287 01:33:08,960 --> 01:33:12,040 doesn't think little peoples have a soul because the soul wouldn't fit in the 1288 01:33:12,040 --> 01:33:20,080 little person but we're still friends and John we have different musical 1289 01:33:20,080 --> 01:33:23,920 preferences like I love like hip-hop we dig in an argument I'd be like I have 1290 01:33:23,920 --> 01:33:28,600 like I love like you know mostly mostly hip-hop and like a little bit of like 1291 01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:35,160 R&B he just loves the the Sons of Anarchy theme song dude we got an 1292 01:33:35,160 --> 01:33:38,960 argument if liking Metallica was gay and I was saying yeah Metallica's gay and 1293 01:33:38,960 --> 01:33:42,320 he's like you're gay I go I like rap and he goes raps gay and I go no black 1294 01:33:42,320 --> 01:33:46,440 people hate gay people and then Kaia goes no they don't I go I'm talking about 1295 01:33:46,440 --> 01:33:49,760 cool black people not like you Kai I'm talking about not like the black people 1296 01:33:49,760 --> 01:33:53,400 went to college yeah black people hate gay people and then we're talking 1297 01:33:53,400 --> 01:34:01,200 Jamaicans this was all during my set it was fucking insane 1298 01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:06,680 passing I think I sucked at dicks play Xbox oh no that's he said that is that 1299 01:34:06,680 --> 01:34:15,200 the cost I'm good on video games I guess funny ironic gave it but he could be 1300 01:34:15,200 --> 01:34:19,680 bisexual god damn I'd suck a dick to play Xbox right now yeah 1301 01:34:19,680 --> 01:34:27,040 hi almighty hi oh hi almighty is that like guys guys all in an almighty guys 1302 01:34:27,040 --> 01:34:30,520 all in me is it more like it people who come from Evanston love 1303 01:34:30,520 --> 01:34:34,800 Evanston so much they treat it like Evanston Almighty it is isn't that movie 1304 01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:43,080 Evan Almighty is that the sequel to Bruce Almighty I think is Bruce Bruce 1305 01:34:43,080 --> 01:34:49,760 Almighty I think Bruce Willis with ace Ventura guy Jim Carrey and he's God yeah 1306 01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:55,560 I actually love that movie and isn't Evan Almighty I think there was one with 1307 01:34:55,560 --> 01:35:02,400 Steve Carell maybe where he was in Noah oh I like that maybe yeah so like that I 1308 01:35:02,400 --> 01:35:06,840 tried to write a joke somebody told me it was Jamal Sanders joke about Noah 1309 01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:11,320 being like a school shooter like God was a school shooter and he told Noah don't 1310 01:35:11,320 --> 01:35:15,760 come to school tomorrow when he gave him the boat and then he shot everyone in the 1311 01:35:15,760 --> 01:35:19,640 world is like the same thing that's pretty good somebody told me Jamal does 1312 01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:24,400 that joke I was I was watching a Jamal joke and then I realized that it was 1313 01:35:24,400 --> 01:35:28,560 Hannibal Burris his whole essence oh my god you think Jamal still Hannibal's 1314 01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:34,960 essence someone I know does whoo who's that we'll talk about on patreon all 1315 01:35:34,960 --> 01:35:41,640 right patreon next week follow Jason at cool Jason Melton yeah that's me come to 1316 01:35:41,640 --> 01:35:48,280 my show on June 8th at the American Legion post the FDR post in Chicago we 1317 01:35:48,280 --> 01:35:51,280 got Donnie Townsend coming to town we got junior stock I'm gonna book some more 1318 01:35:51,280 --> 01:35:57,520 people and gonna have a band hopefully you should be really fun as a the opener 1319 01:35:57,520 --> 01:36:01,520 I'm trying to diversify it we got enough humans I'm trying to get some goldfish 1320 01:36:01,520 --> 01:36:06,520 and some I'm going for diversity of species I'll put my crap what is he 1321 01:36:06,520 --> 01:36:12,560 but I know I'm looking for diversity of species not race and I'm looking for a 1322 01:36:12,560 --> 01:36:18,880 golden retriever and goldfish Josie Josie we could have Josie I've seen her 1323 01:36:18,880 --> 01:36:23,240 act a little bit Harry right he's a fucking Harry Brightner is a translucent 1324 01:36:23,240 --> 01:36:28,920 fish or you could get Harry Brightner from the cave Harold Patrick's a lizard 1325 01:36:28,920 --> 01:36:32,960 Harold Patrick is a gecko so there you go 1326 01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:41,040 junior goes junior at power hour kept going I underneath that Harold is a man 1327 01:36:41,200 --> 01:36:45,960 he goes because he came up to me he goes hello sir you like Harold kind of talks 1328 01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:49,040 like an older person even though he's really young and I was just thinking the 1329 01:36:49,040 --> 01:36:55,560 whole time underneath that Harold is a gecko all right that's my plugs so his 1330 01:36:55,560 --> 01:37:00,560 show is actually an after-party from my birthday on June 3rd oh my birthday is 1331 01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:05,520 June 3rd huh yep birthday June 3rd probably gonna throw a rage or most of 1332 01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:09,240 you are not invited if you're a patron you're invited unless like you're a 1333 01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:15,840 weird like we're doing cream if I don't know you will try to bring hot chicks 1334 01:37:15,840 --> 01:37:22,680 you know yeah we'll be doing we're doing no rollerbladers allowed yeah we'll be 1335 01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:28,600 doing it's my son gay I'm trying to make it not sound demonetized we'll be doing 1336 01:37:28,600 --> 01:37:34,880 blizzy off glizzies yeah that sounds gay we maybe you you could do a big that 1337 01:37:34,880 --> 01:37:38,040 night you could do a big podcast we'll get microphones for everyone at the 1338 01:37:38,040 --> 01:37:41,120 party will be snow you get like a hundred people here and we'll mic them 1339 01:37:41,120 --> 01:37:44,560 all and record it all this what do you think we'll make a we'll make your 1340 01:37:44,560 --> 01:37:50,480 birthday party a big all-night podcast I figured it out I couldn't think of 1341 01:37:50,480 --> 01:37:58,880 anything more fun honestly that might be the worst idea if somebody edited they 1342 01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:08,760 would kill themselves I have a better way to phrase the the glizzy thing if 1343 01:38:08,760 --> 01:38:15,360 you want to snort coke off of a Glock we'll probably not be doing that because 1344 01:38:15,360 --> 01:38:21,600 that's illegal it's probably the gun part is legal the other part is the 1345 01:38:21,600 --> 01:38:29,440 list substance yeah but my coca-cola folks and follow me a bad boy comedy and 1346 01:38:29,440 --> 01:38:33,000 everything I'm gonna start posting some new content I'm gonna do a stand-up 1347 01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:36,800 prep maybe if you're gonna start coke off a gun don't you kind of want a rifle 1348 01:38:36,800 --> 01:38:43,520 so you could do a really long line yeah down the whole rifle yeah yeah but you 1349 01:38:43,520 --> 01:38:46,840 won't know what you want to do is get a bazooka and then make a big line on the 1350 01:38:46,840 --> 01:38:50,560 with the turret of a tank I just want to do it in the whole turret well you do is 1351 01:38:50,560 --> 01:38:54,400 you rip the turret you rip the yeah everything that's a turret that's the 1352 01:38:54,400 --> 01:38:58,560 barrel the barrel of a barrel yeah yeah I know you're talking about we rip that 1353 01:38:58,560 --> 01:39:02,600 off I have Tourette's and then make a giant line on the ground and use that as 1354 01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:07,840 a straw oh my god use it as a straw yeah you'd be able to get so much dude or or 1355 01:39:07,840 --> 01:39:12,440 rip a trunk trunk off an elephant I always felt jealous of Jewish guys who 1356 01:39:12,440 --> 01:39:15,480 do cocaine because they get to do the cocaine and they get to smell money 1357 01:39:15,480 --> 01:39:20,320 that's true you know yeah I can enjoy that I like to use it a one dollar bill 1358 01:39:20,320 --> 01:39:28,840 when I do blow some a humble guy yeah yeah bad boy comedy on all platforms 1359 01:39:28,840 --> 01:39:34,840 spider cancel Jason on twitch Jason Melton twitch I'll be a lovely canceling 1360 01:39:34,840 --> 01:39:38,920 Jason once I find the right stuff I screen record all of his twitches I have 1361 01:39:38,920 --> 01:39:42,360 them all too I could send them to you well I know I'm just finding the 1362 01:39:42,360 --> 01:39:46,840 cancellation parts oh yeah sure but I have the full raw episodes if you need 1363 01:39:46,840 --> 01:39:54,600 to like if you're missing stop trying to raw dog me that's weird no and what else 1364 01:39:54,600 --> 01:40:02,600 oh money that with that Mac I'll be posting more on there it's just advice on 1365 01:40:02,600 --> 01:40:09,240 your finances and if you want to be a client of mine I am I can do investments 1366 01:40:09,240 --> 01:40:13,680 and life insurance and save you on home and auto insurance and I have about two 1367 01:40:13,680 --> 01:40:20,640 million dollars assets under management already nice so no big deal people trust 1368 01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:24,480 me with their money you can trust me too this is not just you're not giving me 1369 01:40:24,480 --> 01:40:29,480 the money you're giving it to these big companies and the podcast will get a 1370 01:40:29,480 --> 01:40:40,760 piece and I'll do a free consultation 360 just DM me bad comedy with saying 1371 01:40:40,760 --> 01:40:47,840 that you want a free consultation it'll be free give me the L Jason nope that's 1372 01:40:47,840 --> 01:40:50,000 it for me thanks for coming on thank you for having me 1373 01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:54,680 Mac thanks for coming on you're welcome dude it's really been a pleasure I've 1374 01:40:54,680 --> 01:41:04,400 wanted to be on this one a little bit a long time and hey folks and really corn 1375 01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:12,440 reference what's like a line from corn song that's the one I thought of too I 1376 01:41:12,440 --> 01:41:20,600 was like okay all right so folks every podcast something in it takes a part of 1377 01:41:20,600 --> 01:41:43,240 me and I know that that we all were meant to be of you guys