Hey everybody, welcome to bad comedy pack. Yes, my name's Paz and I'm here with Jason.
Hey, what's up? Is Jason the cowboy? I forgot my cowboy hat. So I need to turn my volume
up. What's up, folks? Hey, I did want to I just was tough. I wanted to say that I forgot
it all. What do you get? I got something I want to say to you. What? I think my life
I was meant for more. Like what you ever feel like you're meant for more? I do like that
song. We were meant to live so much more. I like that song. Remember the Titans? Yeah.
What do you what do you think you supposed to have been doing? I think I should be famous
and rich. That's how I've always felt my whole life. Like I was the main character. Mm hmm.
But you have main character energy. Yeah, I always felt like I was the main guy and I
have big dick energy. When I was a kid, I used to think that flies were little cameras.
Really? Yeah, bugs. Yeah, not flies. House flies. Yeah. And I would think and we had
a lot of flies in my house. So I definitely thought they were getting us. And I was like,
how do they know the weather the day before, you know, on the weather channel? Yeah, it's
because it's the Truman show. I thought I was living in the Truman show. Oh, really?
Yeah, for like a month. I've had moments. I think I think a lot of people have moments
where if they've seen Truman show that was before I saw the Truman show. Oh, yeah. Well,
the movie the Truman show, I'm sure has been has given a lot of people PTSD from watching
that because people think especially when I reveal to them that I've been an actor their
whole life. Yeah, I was hired on the Truman show just to be their friend. I actually like
them thinking about how many people's paranoid personality disorder just kicked in at that
point. That's what it started. I've had a paranoia from like, like I was going through
a breakup and I was really depressed and I started to get paranoid. And I made this
friend who was an actor and I thought she was hired by my ex-girlfriend to be my friend
and like keep tabs on me. That's like, it was weird that she was an actor. Well, neuro hires
me actually to fill me. Oh, yeah. That's why we have the podcast. Yeah. So it's so that
so she likes to go shopping on Saturdays with your credit card. Oh my God, is that what's
been happening to all my money? She goes shopping with your credit card on Saturdays all day
at the mall and she wants me to keep an eye on you. So that bitch. Yeah. And she makes
me prove it by doing the camera. The way you don't get paid if you don't do it. Yeah.
Pretty clever. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She actually gave me this, this sound board that broke,
but I fixed it. Oh, that's so generous of her. I guess I gave it to you then. She's
my credit card. Guys, this is going to be a short episode. I spent two hours disassembling
my roadcaster pro two and putting it back together. I know how to do everything, but
we're still going to give you some, some podcasting. We go to patreon.com slash bad
comedy for the real podcast. That's the real deal. This is the practice one. Yeah. This
is where we practice, do ads. We're getting warmed up for Patreon. Yeah. Cause once we
get to Patreon, we are on fire. We're in a fever pitch. Yeah. We're smoking. Yeah.
So tell me more. What do you think you should have been? Oh yeah. I'm good setup. Well,
I always felt like I was meant to be rich and famous. And I always think so my theory
is that, that, um, I could just tell that I should be more important than I am. Yeah.
And my theory is that somebody from the past went to the future and stole my invention
idea and then they invented into the past. So they got all the fame. He goes Bob Keen.
No, cause he's from my life. I think it's something from like a long time ago. They
did a like a time travel and they saw and they stole my invention of like the nun chucks
or something. I invented the nun chucks or Ben Franklin. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe I invented
like a irrigation. Maybe it's Al Gore. Maybe. Yeah. Well, what if it's Charles Babbage?
Charles Babbage might have stole my idea for the computer. What the hell? I hope not. Cause
I like Charles Babbage. And I would make me strongly reconsider my liking of him. So you
know how I never write down any of my funny thoughts and write jokes because of that?
Yeah. That means I forgot better jokes that you even thought of. Yeah. Yeah. That's not
true though. I think of the funniest shit of all time. You can ask Michael Robinson.
It's the funniest stuff ever. It's stuff I just say around the house. Yeah. It's so funny.
Yeah. But I don't I'm really funny when I'm alone too. And I'm just like talking to the
cat. I'll like yo, what's up Cran. But it's a good one for you today. The reason I don't
write it down is because I don't want Dan to find it. Oh, yeah. I have to keep it in
my head. But I have such short bad short term memory that I just lose it all. You think
that Dan is going from the past to steal your jokes in the future? Well, no, Dan, I think
at night time breaks into my house and like, oh, he's just doing straight up fever looks
for my notes. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe he stole your gun. That'd be weird. It's like I was
the guy before I said they them before I started comedy. They they them new. I would also be
weird if there was a non binary person with a gun. Yeah. My brother was talking about
how we wanted to start a thing that's like gays with guns. Oh, your brother's game.
That makes sense. I was picturing a dot gay guy starting that group. Yeah. Like why? Because
gay people for the most part are all like liberals. So with that comes the gun thing.
I'm how they suffer from Dylan and Katelyn Jenner. Yeah. Well, Tim Dylan used to be
the only LGBTs that are yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And thank God. Yeah. There's probably a few
more. Oh, my little enopolis condolese rice. She's trying to try to hiccup in his dad.
Oh yeah. They're gay. Yep. I found a picture on the news guys. It's John Hickok and his
dad at the 2015 Gay Pride Festival. And his dad has a shirt on this is make America gay
again. So canceled cancel those motherfuckers. Yeah. For being gay. I bet I bet they I bet
John looks gay and leather, you know, like I bet he would like to wear leather, but he
looks too gay. He wants to be a leather daddy. So bad. Yeah, you look like the guy from that
band who wore leather and was gay. Yeah. You know, talking about breaking the law breaking
the law, Judas Priest, Judas Priest. That's right. That guy was gay, right? Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Were they all gay? I don't know. Who is gay or Judas to the priest? Judas
was pretty gay when he told on Jesus. Yeah, that was a good that was a good thing to do
with him. Yeah. Like that was one of the gayest thing. Those other apostles better beat his
ass. Yeah. Shout out to Jesus. I'm trying to see if I have any notes. Oh, um, so so Michael
Robinson's back, everybody. I had a tie up in my closet for about 30 days. But he's
dude. Did you have anal sex with him? Mm hmm. Every day. Every day was torture. Yeah. Wow.
Yeah. That's what you get. Yeah. No, but he's doing a 12 set program, you know. Oh,
wow. That's pretty anonymous when you just say his full name and that he's doing it.
He definitely has definitely anonymous of him. Yeah. And now that we announced it on our
free episode on YouTube, just that he's doing it. Super anonymous. He's I mean, you can
say that he's doing it and he tells people he's doing it. He can't say what other people
say or anybody else's names. And I'm I don't know anybody else's names either. I dated
a few people who did were in AA and they would say, um, I'm not allowed to say I'm an AA.
They say I'm doing a 12 step program. Yeah. That's how they would do it. Okay. Well, I
was gonna, this is gonna lead to the 12 set program. Um, so I was, I was, I was, I was
like, is a 12 step program. I know, but I was gonna lead into the 12 step program, but
I'm so good. I did it in 10. Well, you know what step six is? Uh, sucking your sponsors.
No, no, no. Oh, sorry. Um, step six is a drink a fifth of vodka. And the step seven is
not. Oh, so you read ahead. Yeah. And then step eight is, uh, you go back to level one.
Oh, nice. Try again. It's like shoots and ladders. Oh yeah. Well, they want to make
sure that you, uh, that you get one through five really down. So most people have to
relapse ruin their life again. Yeah. So they can get through one through five again. Yeah.
They do the steps like over and over again. Cause that's, it's like, it doesn't make sense.
Like once you get done with the 12 steps, you stop going to AA and it's like, no, you're
just like, you're like, I think I'll do four again. You get to like, like a menu. You get
to pick and do them however you think you need. Yeah. What's number 12? I thought there was
only like level five. Those are steps. I guess not levels. Yeah. Um, friends of bill W. Yeah.
I don't know if you folks remember, or if you're a new person, but level five comedy
is the comedy that we do here at bad comedy. And it's the top level of comedy. So level
four, you get like Louis CK people like that. Yeah. The best of the best, the best of the
best in regular comedy or stand up. We're so funny that it's gone over the edge into
a different realm. Yeah. You jumped all the way over the rainbow. Yeah. It's, it's, it's
by far the funniest type of comedy. Yeah. And we, and we do that on Patreon. Yeah. Yeah.
Um, I wish the soundboard was working really bad. I want to use this over it. I have all
the time I was going into a liquor store to buy some liquor. I feel like I've told this
story I knew before, but there was a guy with red hair and a ponytail working at the liquor
store behind the counter. Red herring. He had red hair and a ponytail and a gun holstered
out the open. It was pretty sick. This was in Indiana. And there was like this little,
there was this like short little girl who was like clearly drunk already. And she was
buying a half gallon of like Bacardi rum and she was like wobbly and her belly was hanging
out a half gallon. You call it. You don't call it a handle. The handle to me is a fifth.
No, we call it a half gallon. I don't know where I grew up. That's what we called out. I don't
remember. I don't drink. We used to call it a half gallon. Yeah. So, uh, because there's
normally it's normally fifth leader and handle, which is a half gallon. Yeah. We used to just
call it a half gallon. I don't know why. Cause you want to see my group cool. And then we called
it a 30 pack, not a 30 case. If you call it a 30 case, people get mad at you. What about 30 rack?
And that's fine too. Three racks. Cool. They came out with a beer called beer 30.
Yeah. That was cool. Really bad. Right. It's always beer 30 somewhere. Yeah. I used to drink this.
What time is it beer 30? I used to drink a lacrosse lager. It was called and no more. I
got to finish the story. Sorry. So this little girl who's good, half gallon
goes up to the counter already drunk and hey, what the hell? The guy behind the counter goes,
Hey, the other night when I was leaving, I saw somebody left their AA book in the parking lot.
Was that yours to the girl? And we were in line behind her. It was crazy. Yeah. And then when
we got up to the counter, the guy goes, she comes in here every day. That's pretty funny. Yeah.
It was pretty funny. Just be calling people out like, Hey, you got a fucking problem.
I've been going to a meetings and filming them. Oh, yeah. For a documentary I'm putting out.
Well, I've said secretly filming. I've been trying. I just want to put out, you know, the stories of
and then I'll put their names. I'll put their names in the video to give them credit and everything.
You know, obviously, their addresses and phone numbers. Exactly. Because I've been doing it.
I just want everyone to know how brave they are. I've been doing a similar thing. I've been going
to a meetings and writing out all the details of their stories so I could try and solve unsolved
crimes that they got away with. Yeah. I'm like a Sherlock Holmes kind of guy. I go there and I
bring a bottle of vodka and just sit in the back of drink. Yeah. And pass it around.
Like what's this? Yeah. This is good stuff. Well, I've actually been so I get paid to recruit
people for AA. So it's an MLM. Yeah. Yeah. So I've been I've been actively working to
turn people into alcoholics. So like I've been doing a lot of peer pressure. Yeah. Yeah. I'm
like take a shot. Take a shot. You know, and then I'll convince people that I'm drinking also.
But it's fake. It's fake. Yeah. You have water. Yeah. I've said it's vodka. That's water. Dude,
that's such a cult move. Yeah. People actually, I think at one point we're saying that AA is a cult
or like the whole 12 step program. Yeah. But people say that like anything where there's like a
lot of common people doing the same thing and right that it is a cult. Well, the difference is
a cult is a high control. They call it it's a high control group. Yeah. So usually it's only a
cult like you could be in a religion. But if you're in a religion where you have to give them all
your money and like yeah, report to them and let the guy fuck your wife like that's high control.
Yeah. You don't have any control over your life. Right. Right. That's what makes it a cult. I don't
think AA has that. It doesn't. And I mean, it has almost no control because most of the people
just fucking drop out and start drinking again. Well, yeah, I mean, it all depends on what's
voluntary, I guess, and not voluntary. I think the purpose AA is when you quit drinking, you lose
all your drinking friends and you need new friends. Kind of. I really think that that's the main thing.
And then they give you the 12 steps. So you have something to work on together because you have
nothing in common. These AA meetings is the most random assortment of motherfuckers. I used to go,
I dated a girl in Indie when I was living in Indiana, who was an AA. So I went to like open
meetings. Was Indiana and after the Indians? Yeah, it was named after. Yeah. Engine Joe.
Yeah. Denition. Good Patel. Yeah.
It's named after Gandhi. It was named after Gandhi. You've never been to Gandhi, Indiana.
Yeah. It's right over the border. And of course, Gary, Gary hasn't been in the murder capital in
a while. I don't think so. Hasn't yet. Not even top five. I don't even know where I don't know
when they'll fill off Chicago's steady top five. New York City. No, it's not. Yeah. Chicago is
not a cap. But no, it's not. I doubt it. I don't have my phone. I can't look it up. I looked up
23 and when I was in college, Chicago was never even in the top 10. So like if that's if that's
true, that's new, not per capita New York City is not in the top 10. No, no per capita. No way.
They have too many people who are not getting murdered. They have a lot of murders, which makes
it seem like it. But then if you look at per capita, it's never up. I'd imagine there's a
minimum population of their studies. What's that mean? The city's size. Maybe I don't know.
Probably because Gary is tiny. Yeah, it just had a huge per capita. Right. Because there could
be a thousand people that live there and 10 murders. And yeah, then that's all of a sudden
like one percent of the population. Yeah, I think the list I was looking at was the bigger cities.
If you're looking at just like number of murders, but Chicago Gary wouldn't be in there anymore.
I don't think I think last year is Memphis, Tena key. Memphis is usually up there. Yeah,
Houston, Detroit, Detroit, New Orleans, really New Orleans. Yeah, that's where the little wanes
from. I know, but it's like it doesn't feel like that crazy. There's some weird parts. Well,
they don't all hang out in the French Quarter with the gypsies and the I would the fortune
tellers how I was staying at comedians houses. So I wasn't staying in the nice parts when I was
whenever I was there. Yeah, I was crashing on coaches. I don't think Atlanta wasn't the top
five or 10 of either. But there's so many black people there.
You would think, huh? Yeah, because there's such a murderous race.
I mean, I'm DC. No, but what I'm saying is that that proves that there's no,
there's no causation or correlation between the two. I guess. So I was, I was,
maybe it's the exception that proves the rule. Have you heard this phrase? The exception that
proves the rule? I was talking about this with Dan. I was like, doesn't the exception disprove the
rule? How does the exception prove the rule? It sounds like a trick that you're playing at
somebody. So it's, if there's one exception, then it just proves the other. Well, how do you know
how many exceptions there are until you like find them all? I don't know the exception that proves
the rule. I hate that phrase. I don't even know because I prefer the exception that disproves.
It's like, it sounds like I came up with a good argument and then you go, no, your argument is
actually an argument for what I'm saying. Your good counter argument is actually proof that I'm
right. I got the exception that proves the rule. Yeah. I hear people say stuff like that. What
just stuff like that? Do you even know what I'm talking about? Yeah. They're like, yeah, your
idea is like mine. Oh yeah. I'm like, shut up. No, it's not. We're arguing. Dando Cimo hates it
when you're like, Hey, your idea is like mine. He gets that a lot. They get that a lot. God damn
it. I sucked you. I'm not a bad friend. We can say he only on days when they're they're feeling.
Yeah. I wonder, I wonder, I wonder, did you know that only 1% of the population is trans?
Yeah. That's right. Only 1% of the population controls 99% of the gender dysphoria.
They're like the Jews are genders for you.
Yeah. No, it is a very, very small population for such a big deal on a lot of things. Oh,
the trans or the Jews are the transit and then the Jews. Yeah. In order. Yeah. I wonder if like
the black issues are probably more important. Have you ever heard this fact about Chicago that
we're the most segregated city? People always say that. Yeah, it's because of the neighborhoods
are very segregated. Yeah, like the highway divides the whole city between like white north of the
highway and black south of the and yeah. Hispanic, Hispanic, yeah, but Puerto Rican right over here,
little village of Mexican, you know, it's Polish neighborhoods. There's regular just like
junior has that joke about there's gay and lesbian neighborhoods. And then there's even
a divide between gay and lesbian called Boys Town. You know, it's joke. I don't want to,
I'm going to ruin it right now. I don't care. He goes, that means like if some gay guys tried to
move or some lesbians tried to move to Boys Town, there'd be some gay guys who go up to and be like,
Hey, I don't need you lesbians moving in here and ruining our gay neighborhood.
My dad didn't suck dick in his neighborhood for 20 years so that you could come here.
Take all our lawn mower fixing jobs. I guess, I guess it. So I think, I think they wanted to
change the name from women wanted to change the name obviously because women are like,
I want to change this and includes girls, but to girls town. No, they change it to something else.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Boys Town is called something else. Yeah. But we call Boys Town. Yeah,
that's where that's where the boys go to hang out. You know, dude, it's not gay at all. But,
but, but the lesbians should like it because they act kind of like boys, you know,
yeah, like they're, they're more masculine. So they should like it. I bet it would think
I bet it's straight white women. They're wanted to change it. Well, there's lipstick lesbians.
Yeah, there are. There's lipstick lesbians and then, and then there's John Wayne,
Gacy clown makeup lesbians. Yeah. Then there's cargo short. Yeah. Katie Zane types. Yeah.
You gotta have, if you're, if you're not a lipstick lesbian, you gotta have at least two dogs,
big dogs. You gotta have a Subaru outback. Oh yeah. That's the car cargo shorts. Your hair
cannot be long. You gotta talk like, like, hey, what's up? How's it going? Yeah.
I saw Sam hide. He did. It's kind of like that. It's kind of like a Jodie Foster type of thing.
But for some reason, so many lesbians talk like that. Yeah. They're like, where's the
of Dr. Lecter? Where's the, you think the reason why so many lesbians talk to same
is Jodie Foster. There's some kind of gene that makes them gay. It also like fucks up their
way of talking. I think so. So we could remove this gene and get rid of those people. I know
somebody from high school, sort of like the X men when they're trying to get rid of the
mutant gene. Yeah. Are gay people mutants? No, yes. In a good way. Like superheroes.
Right. Like X men. Yeah. But there's bad X men. Well, they're not X men, though.
What are their mutants? Yeah, they're mutant villains. There's Magneto Magneto. Yeah.
Who's the Jewish mutant? You don't say about him and his powers. Neato. They're pretty cool.
Magneto the Jewish. There's literally a scene where Magneto is a child in a concentration camp
and the Germans are like, they put out like a coin and they're like, control this with your powers.
He's his little Jewish boy. Control this quarter. Like make it move with your powers. Like, because
he could, you know, he can control metal. Yeah. But it's like, are we, are we all watching this
together? They're making a Jew, like pick up money with his magic powers. That is good.
I like this scene where he was in the jail that was like plastic or whatever. That shit rules.
But then there was a fork and then he turned it into a metal ball and then. Oh, you're forgetting
what happened. It's even better than that. Oh, it was inside of a guy. Mystique puts a lead.
He turned that closer to me. It's not really shining on me. I don't think. Mystique puts
lead in one of the guards blood. Oh, that's right. So he could sense it.
Oh, that's yeah. So, but that guy would have died. He did. No, I did die. No, I mean,
he would have once they injected it into you, he would have died. Oh, it was in like a really
small amount or even if you inject like an air bubble in somewhat in like a IV that someone
dies. Well, maybe it was liquid lead. I can't do this. I don't know. That's good. That's good.
I don't know what I'm doing. That's good. Dr. Lector. I'm Jody Foster. Don't know where you got
to Dr. Magneto. I'm Jody Foster. I'm here from the FBI to talk to you. The Hannibal Lector. Yeah.
But all lesbian, all non-list, lipstick, lesbian stuff like that. Yeah. Hello. Hey, I work with
the show. Yeah, they talk like they're holding their nose. Yeah, but they talk about I work with
the shoe. I think after we stop at Home Depot, we can go home and I could eat your pussy.
Let's make sure to feed the elephant. Yeah, we have to get a giant bowl for our giant dog.
I got a Subaru. I got a Subaru out back. So it can fit the dogs.
That's funny because she was normal, not a serial killer, but everyone in that movie talks weird
because the killer's like, would you fuck me? I'm a weird talking guy too. Yeah, what's another
wait a minute? Was she a great big fat lady? What's another movie? That's the best fucking
scene in any movie ever. Yeah, we're talking about silence the lambs. Like, have you seen
this lady went missing and he says, no, I have. Wait a minute. She's a great big fat lady.
He's so cool. You know, I'm excited for what James Zajara special. I'm more, more excited than
Brian Rose special. Yeah. Yeah. How about he's a door in his name is James. Ajar.
Yeah. Yeah, I thought of something wildly genius. Oh, please. I love genius. Just so you guys,
the listeners know this is copyrighted. So you can't take this idea. So it's my idea about
time thieves. But yeah, go ahead. I've legally copyrighted it and trademarked it. So
so Willie Nelson in the song Highway Man, he says the bastards hung me in the spring of 25,
but I'm still alive. What the hell? How do you live through a hanging? He's dead though,
but he's like in heaven. So why do you say he's still alive if he's in heaven? He's alive there.
He's talking as a dead guy. Interesting. I'm in the clouds, but actually what I'm writing
is shrooms and Willie Nelson, the cloud turned into Willie Nelson. Really? Yeah. Well, that's
pretty. I've never had a vision like that. These were really strong shrooms. Or we took too much
or I don't know. Yeah. I had a ex-girlfriend. Hold on. Let me finish the best mushrooms. It
sucks when they go away. Yeah. Those like really good ones. Yeah. You just get them at one point
of your life. And then the cloud is William Nelson. Yeah. But so if he dies in the spring of 2025,
he will have foretold his death. So you think this was happening? Yes. That's why I hope it
doesn't die by actually if he dies by hanging, that would be wild. Yeah. If he hangs himself in
the spring of 25, well, actually someone else will. He Nelson dies. I'm going to have to stay home for
like a week. I had to hide the giant smile on my face. Yeah. That's right. No, no, no. I don't
want anyone to see me smiling so big when they're mourning for Willie Nelson. Not for Willie, dude.
Come on. I don't know shit about that. Maybe for bean cub. Willie Nelson is the most beloved. But
yeah, tell me, tell me if you believe in God, then how come my prayers that Bob Keen dies
aren't working? That's true. If you believe in God, tell me why it by prayers aren't being answered.
I believe in, I believe in gosh, gosh darn it. Yeah. I believe in Osh gosh, be gosh. Oh yeah.
That's good. Josh, but I'm going to make t-shirts that have Willie Nelson's face.
I'm just going to say Willie Nelson and just going to say whatever year here is born in the
season till the spring of 25. And then say, but I'm still alive. Can I give you a suggestion? And
this is a free of charge. You don't have to give me any money or anything. Airbrush, airbrush,
Willie Nelson, like a rest in peace shirt. Like a black tea and a white tea airbrush,
Willie Nelson. I think he's listener base. It's mostly black people. Yeah. Don't you think that
once Willie Nelson dies, everyone's going to just start listening to rap? Well, he's, he's good.
He's good friends. Snoop Dogg. Yeah, they got the weed connection. So I'll be able to sell one.
They both like weed. Also feel so one of their brush ones. Imagine Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg
and they just can't talk about anything but weed because they have zero else in common.
They could talk about guns. They like guns. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, sure. Shotgun Willie. Shotgun Willie
sits around in his underwear. That was loud. Scared me. It's a scary sound. That's what
sounds like in Chicago. Oh, wait, we got a spill of tea folks. That was a cash register.
Yeah, we got ads. Oh, okay. Sorry. Yeah. So we got a spill of tea. So every week we got a secret
for our sponsors. Cool. Steeper Club. This secret is James DeJar is filming a terrible
bad special. Probably. I think he's probably going around with some college students. Maybe
he's going to college. Do you think he's grooming? He seems like he would be in college. Do you
think he's grooming these college kids? He loves Crystal Lea. Of course he is James DeJar is
grooming college kids to follow him around and film him. He shows them how many followers he
bought on TikToks to make him look credible, but he's really just grooming them to fly him out to
Epstein's Rhode Island. Yeah. Yeah. Epstein's Rhode Island. With the Rhode Island boys.
Yeah, he's going to well, and then he's going to fly him out in a biplane and then drop him off
in parachutes like drugs. Uh-huh. And then yeah. I just watched a Nick Cage movie with Lawrence
Fishburne where they dropped the drugs like that. Do you see that one? No, but there's a lot of
movies like that. I've been watching like every Nick Cage movie. He makes every movie good. The
movie could be anything. I've seen a lot. I've seen a lot of coma, but who knew I might just check
them all out. Any Nick Cage movie. I'm serious. Well, well, face off for a long time. Face off.
It's incredible. I mean, it's, it's one of my favorites. Okay. It might be my favorite. Face
off is level five, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. Like the movie is like when you're watching it, you're
like, I cannot believe this is happening. I know. So it's not my favorite movie in terms of like a
good movie, but it's one of my favorite movies to watch. It's just objectively demands respect.
It's amazing. As you're watching it. What the fuck? And John Travolta's acting is so good.
He's going to be in jail for the next hundred. Yeah. But you know what? Like
when he's paired up with Nick Cage, that's like, it's like, that's par for the course.
Being over the top. I don't know. I think Nicholas Cage is a lot better at acting like
John Travolta than John Travolta. That's true. That's true. John Travolta should stick to
Greece. Just keep doing the just just keep redoing the musical Greece. Yeah. He should stick to
Greece and his masseuses. Yeah. Jason is sticking to grabbing his masseuses, but as he walks past
yeah, Jason had a bunch of grease in his pocket. So it made his phone camera all greasy. Yeah.
He was fries. You think it would be food because I'm a big fat guy, but it's actually WD 40
because I've been huffing. Yeah. Yeah. You took a WD 40 to the head. I took a WD 40 to the head
like whoa. I'm going to take four uncrustable to the head like whoa. Take a phone. It's probably
here. It's here. Okay. Well, in the other room, we'll keep going. If you're going down to uncrustable
town, no, we'll go. I'll go down to uncrustable town in between. So we got to be fantastic guests
this week, but you can't catch it here. You got to catch on Patreon, but I spilled the tea folks.
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Yeah. Deflation. Yeah. It's deflation. So it's basically a hundred percent off. That's how I feel
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because this is gonna be a good one, folks. We love you all. Bad boy comedy on everything. And
we'll catch you in the sunshine.