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Hey everybody, welcome to the bad comedy podcast. It's our own design and there's no going back.

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I'm Mack and I'm here with Jason. What's good? What's good with it? Hey, what's cracking?

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Homies. I watched bone tomahawk this week. It was good. I also was that a I don't know.

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Hey, King Louis. Hey, King Louis. I have your sweater.

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The movie bone tomahawk is where's the bone tomahawk? That's what they were using the

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people. Well, I told you in high school that's what girls would call my wiener bone tomahawk.

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Yeah, because I had it. I'm sorry. No, they called it bone Tony Hawk. It was like as cool

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as Tony Hawk. Yeah, it was a boner. And you could have you could launch a ramp and then

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have sex with her. Yeah. Yeah, I just want to watch. I don't want to do this podcast.

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I just want to watch Rodney Mullen highlights. I just want to go to a bone tomahawk bar.

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Yeah. Throw bone tomahawks into a remember how those bone tomahawk bars open all over

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the city one summer? No, everyone would go bone tomahawk throwing.

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Because if you've seen bone tomahawk, most gory movies you've ever seen in your life.

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Yeah, it's pretty good. It's only gory. Oh, one part. Yeah. It's towards the end. Also

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by the same director. Dry to cross concrete. Very good. Same director. I heard it's low

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key like an alt right movie or something. I was reading some reviews that other people

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were writing. They were like, at first I love this movie. And then I learned it's all like

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a secret alt right like 4chan joke or something like that. And I'm like, I didn't look any

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more into it because I like the movie. And I just did. I'm like, I'm going to like this

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movie as not a right guy. I had a thought about Native Americans. Yeah, you don't address

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this whole right thing. Well, no, what I wanted to say is, okay. So we were calling them we

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were calling them like, like Indians, Native Americans, then indigenous people. And because

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of Gen Z, we're calling them savages again, because savage is a cool word. It is cool.

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Yeah. So it's like a savage. They're beast. They're beast mode. Yeah. Yeah. Like they're

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they're, uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All the wokeness making us their hype. They're bringing us

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back in time. Yeah. All these hype. I love your hype. Bees headdress. Yeah. So I was

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thinking, I was thinking like it'd be funny to read back. I got it. I got a new Supreme

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Wing cloth. It'd be so funny to read back on. Yeah, I was loud. Sorry, everyone. Read back

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historical accounts of people talking about Native Americans. And they're like these like

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reckless savage people. Reckless and savage, but you say it in a Gen Z voice. So you're

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like, yeah, they were fucking wreck. Yeah. Savage. You should listen to the behind the

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band beyond the bastards podcast. They're always like, they're like, generally, general

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E Lee was a real jerk. Fam. Yeah. I'm not going to listen to that. I wanted the history

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information. Well, that's going to ruin history podcast for me. They were too trying to placate

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a people who are clearly younger than them. No, I just listened to the rest of history

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and listen to British it's listen to British quips. Yeah. That ain't it chief. And then

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also like the history they talk about how like the people with like smallpox blankets,

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how they were sick. Yeah. If you read it and you'd be like that, they were sick. Yeah,

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they were sick. Disease killed most of Native Americans, AKA they were sick. Yeah. So yeah,

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these ideas keep popping into my head while I'm listening to history. My friend Casey

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is a history comic. My friend Casey calls him. He's Ho Chunk. He's like active in the

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tribes and stuff. He always called himself an American Indian. Yeah. Have you heard that

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before? Yeah, yeah. I like I like American Indian because I like that like he's reminding

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like reminding everyone, Hey, remember when you guys thought we were Indians? You stupid

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ass dude. I think I think the Native Americans should go in on it like the way that black

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people took the word back. They could be like, Yeah, we're Indians. Remember when you made

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that word up white people? Yeah, I think it's 100. I'm sure like the OG like Indians, Native

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Americans, whatever. I'm sure that they like hate all these like like BIPOC. Yeah. They

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don't know. They don't like like the term BIPOC. Well, yeah, not after they all had small

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pox. I'm sure they I'm sure some of them like I'm sure some of them like American Indian.

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And that was the common term like in a in this is one song where Chris Christopherson

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who is very left wing was like, I am an American Indian. My tribe is Cherokee. But that was

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like what they were supposed to say. You know, well, I don't know. My friend Casey says it

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today and he's active in the tribes like so he's like hanging out with a bunch of dudes

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like that all the time. That's what he calls it. Some people prefer it. So I don't know

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if that's that can't be wrong. Well, yeah, I mean, the all these words that these purple

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hair fat women make up in Canada, they call them indigenous peoples. Yeah, like indigenous

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peoples day. Yeah, yeah. So that's why I was saying that was one of their big thing because

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they didn't have like slavery like us. They have the first people they call them. Oh yeah,

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first nations, first nations. We both call them indigenous. They call them first nations.

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Yeah, I call them indigent and gingivitis. And speaking of all this, I just want to

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make an announcement that we're recording this podcast on stolen land. Yeah, we are.

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So I just want to make that knowledge that under Ben Franklin's law. Yeah. Ben Franklin's

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like a smart Dale. Yeah, he's a cool white guy. Oh, I did want to say that they'll have

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a lot of orgies. Ben Franklin is like a sex guy. I don't know. Did you know that? Did

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he think Uber Blacks? Yeah, yeah. No, I know. I know he got laid. Hello. He got a France

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and get a bunch of Tang. Yeah. Yeah. He invented electricity in the bedroom. Nice. Yeah. He

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definitely invented electricity. Yeah. It's not a fable. It's not a tail. Again, I have

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no idea what he did. He didn't he put out a poll? I don't know. But how many names are

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there for Native Americans? I don't know. We need one. We need one. Again, for everything,

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we need to make them all one word. Call them feather and words. That is kind of how that

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is kind of how when when Native Americans spoke English, they would talk like that.

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Like, like one word for each thing pretty much kind of the way they would speak. Oh,

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they would be like, is that just a thing where they don't know enough English sitting

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bull? We go to land of buff of Buffalo. I mean, yeah, that would happen in movies. Is

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that really how they would talk? Like old staccato like the majority of movies are like

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that. True. No, but I'm all I'm saying is like, they do a lot of historical research.

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I remember listening to this podcast about, you remember the Indian guy who cried in the

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commercial? I remember the tight. He would cry because people were throwing trash on

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the ground. No, you know, you do you know this old thing? Wait, he's like, Oh, stop

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throwing trash on the ground. There's an old PSA anti littering. There's a weird thing

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there is an Indian. Our parents generation was very anti littering because they had a

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bunch of PSAs that were like anti littering like make sure all the garbage goes in the

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garbage can litter. We learned we learned you got to recycle ours is recycling. There's

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was littering and littering. I fucking love littering, by the way. That's I love going

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to the dog track because it combines my two favorite things gambling and littering. Super

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true. That's from littering and littering. I don't know that. The point is they had a

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Native American guy and then there's like trash on the ground and he starts crying.

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And that was the PSA like don't litter. The Simpsons made fun of it and shit. That's pretty

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funny because they turned the whole Springfield into a garbage place. And then as they're

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driving away, they drop something and the Native American guy starts crying. Yeah, he

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turns around and he sees there's a giant mountain of garbage.

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Pretty. Yeah. That's from super troopers. When he gets pulled over and he took a bunch

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of mushrooms. They laid the mushrooms so the cops wouldn't see him. Yeah. And he threw

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a bag of weed out the window and the cop pulled him over. He was like, you know why I pulled

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you over? He's like, no, sir. And he was like, littering littering littering and littering

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and I think he just kept saying it to fuck with it. They're fucking with the guys. Yeah,

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that's classic. And he was like and smoking the reefer and he picked up the bag that the

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guy thrown out the window. I had an idea for a show that was like a comedy show. It was

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a long time ago. Idea for a comedy show where you just deliberately set it up to fuck with

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people who are high. Yeah, you have like they don't know that's what it is. But then you

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start having like images flash behind you and you start saying nonsense. That doesn't

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make sense. Like halfway through our shows. Our show is a little bit like that or it has

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been at points. No, no. I mean, like very deliberately very like. Yeah, yeah. But I

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bring this idea. There there have been a lot of points like where people are like, what's

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going on? What is this podcast? Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, we're just trolls in general.

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But this is like to troll people on drugs. You kind of look like a troll. I get a fuck

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you like a real life one. I don't know what trolls look like. I'm not into Lord of Rings

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like you. Yeah. So the movie Predator. Yeah, I thought of this joke. But then I realized

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that Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't play Predator, right? No, he's the hot predator. Yeah, it's

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the classic Frankenstein Frankenstein's monster to learn. His parents, he bears. You know

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how people think it's Frankenstein, but it's the Frankenstein's monster. Yeah, it's like

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people always think that Predator is Arnold Schwarzenegger, but it's actually Arnold

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Schwarzenegger's predator. Well, my joke was like my joke was like, for all of you people

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that think Joe Biden is a good person, do you not remember when on the Congress floor,

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he called black people super predators? Do you guys remember that? I remember that. Yeah.

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He really thinks that a black person can play Predator better than Arnold Schwarzenegger,

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a white guy. If you see predator to Donald Glover or Danny Glover, that's my misdirect

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where I seem like I'm woke. And then it turns out I'm racist and I think no black guy could

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ever be as good as good as good of a predator. Carl Weathers is in that movie. Carl Weathers

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press in peace, right? Yeah, press in peace to remember the scene where Arnold Schwarzenegger

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meets up with him and they I've I've been seen it. Oh God, you got to watch Predator,

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dude. Yeah, I was always wanted a predator shirt, but it says predator on it. Yeah. Like

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a like a like you want to kidnap a child or I could be like, yeah, yeah, black people

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are super predators. Ever heard of a Jeffrey Dahmer? Yeah. Yeah. Ever heard of a real

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super predator ever heard of Jeff Asmus? Yeah. Yeah. Jeff. Yeah. Jeff Asma also is famous

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from Instagram. You might have seen him on Instagram in a clip. Yeah. My brother actually

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showed me a clip of Jeff Asmus. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Brother that lives in Colorado. Yeah.

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I told him that guy actually is into kids and stop sharing that stuff around before the

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news comes out. Yeah. Because if they see you sharing that guy, you shared a clip with

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me of yeah, hear the news. The FBI knocks my brother's door. Do you know this? Not on

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the door of everyone who shared the Jeff Asmus clip. Jeff Asma. Predator rocks. Yeah. So

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I have a confession. Go ahead. Hold on. Get ahead with it. Okay, cool. Well, oh wait.

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I just want to turn my as matter but I'm turning my three off and not plugged in either way.

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And what a weird confession. No, that's not my confession. Well, I don't have time for

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anymore. So I guess I say for the confession. I relapsed on epoxy. What the fuck? I was

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wondering where your table was. I showed up. The table was gone. All right. So what's going

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on? It's in the works. You want to talk about it? Yeah. I ordered more epoxy and I'm redoing

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the surface of that table because it fucked up. You think it's fucked up? Well, because

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it wasn't it wasn't done right. Because you got to with epoxy. I mean, tell me about it,

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bro. I don't know the way. Well, I know is that you can chip your teeth. Yeah, guys.

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If you don't know what epoxy is, it's that clear stuff that you put on things and it

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hardens. And basically just is a hard shell surface. But you can also chip your tooth

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on a tool if you use it to try to chip it off the tool. What is the epoxy tool? Well,

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it was the the mixer. I use the spinner. Okay. Yeah, you sit and spinner. Yeah, the fidget

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spinner, the fidget spinner. So use a fidget spinner. No, but I have this table. It's like

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an older table. And it was like chipping off, but it looks cool. So I want to put epoxy over

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it so it wouldn't get further damaged. But it's still look cool. But I keep messing it

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up and it dries in like 20 minutes. So if you don't spread it evenly and correctly,

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then you're just fucking to stand stand over it and pretty much start over. I heard some

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of these words. One of them was spread. One of them was spin. I'm just saying, I'm saying

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if you pour those, that's what I got. If you pour the epoxy on wrong, I would you see me.

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I was doing something with the lighter. If you pour it. All I'm saying is no, you don't

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have to. It's a tough skill. And instead of looking up how to do it like well, I just

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did trial by error a hundred times. So what do we have to do to fix this? We have to take

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you to rehab. Yeah, I mean, some people are like, I'm addicted to the oxy. You know the

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worst part about epoxy rehab, you're stuck there. Yeah. This very triggering. Dude,

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I mean, if I can get into this Lake Villa rehab, then free epoxy rehab, then I'll go

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to the lake villa. Lake villa. Yeah. There's a nice rehab out there. But yeah, I don't

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know why I don't know why I know that. I did a show out there at the Terminus Theater

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as a guy who does. He used to do movie props. He's like a bunch of cool movie props. Shout

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out to Drake DeVerno when I was he was helping me move into my place. There's this one little

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weird spot in my place where it doesn't look like anything would fit. And he goes, you

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know, good, good here is a movie prop. He recommended I get a movie prop to put in this

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one weird space in my apartment that are my condo that doesn't like fit anything. You

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know, like a giant statue of fucking Indiana Jones or something. Was it a dumb idea or

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a good idea? It was a great idea that my girlfriend will never let me do. What about what about

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like a wax statue from a wax something like Dr. Evil like Dr. Evil? That was that's exactly

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what he's talking about. So we went online and we looked up movie props for like an hour

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or fab Astrid. I want to get the thing from the thing, you know, the thing, the clown.

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No, no, not from thing, not from it. From the thing. It is. Here's the. It's the thing.

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I'm not trying to get it. I'm trying to get the thing. Here's the thing. Yeah. They could

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have come up with way better. Like that's the most. Actually, I love those movies because

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they made so basic. I mean, two of the greatest movies of all time. It and thing. Yeah, those

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are great names for things because they're basic. You know what I like about the movie,

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the thing? No women. Yeah, there are no women in the movie. I am going to they made a remake

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with women. Yeah, big mistake. Yeah, I never saw the thing. I don't think what's what is

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the thing? They're John Carpenter movie. They're it's his they're in Antarctica and they find

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it really old. They find this thing. It's from the 80s. Okay. It's sick, dude. I don't like

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that. That's too far back for me. It's sick. It's one of the best movies ever. I like to

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watch like a Gone with the Wind. That's not too far back for you. No, no, no, no. I only

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go like that far back only to the 50s. Yeah. Not the 80s. This is cool. I think it's called

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like the missile missile toe shows. Mr. Mr shows minstrel shows. Oh, whoa. No, no. I

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watch the Christmas movies. Oh, yeah. Geez. Is that you watch minstrel toe? That sounds

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fun. Now that sounds fucked up. Yeah. I just thought of a fucked up idea. They find this

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thing. Well, a dog shows up actually what happens is a dog shows up and then there's two Norwegian

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guys trying to kill the dog in a helicopter and they're like what the fuck. And they just

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put the dog in with the other dogs and all the dogs start freaking out. Turns out it's

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like a shape shifting alien. And it starts turning into them and shit. It's sick, dude.

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It's well it turns out at the end of it that he's a shape shifting entity. He is a big spider.

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Yeah. But I have a good idea for a sketch. People are sitting around watching the movie

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The Thing. Yep. And then Robon's watching it there and he says here's the thing. That'd

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be pretty good. Here's the thing. Yeah. How about everyone's looking for the DVD? They

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can't find it but it's the movie everyone wants to watch. Here's the thing. And Robon

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finds it. Here's the thing. And they say thank you so much, Robon. Don't worry about it.

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Yeah. Don't worry about it. All right. There you go. Robon. Also, Robon, you're not listening

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right now. I can almost guarantee it. But if you are, you need to find that police video

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of you roasting the cops. They'll have it. I told you. I'll text you after this, Robon.

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You'll have to do it for him. Otherwise, it ain't going to happen.

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Oh, I was going to call John Hickok about something, but I forgot what it was.

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That's great. Another segment where John Hickok doesn't pick up while we're doing

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the, oh, no, it was going to be if Sahar came on. Oh, okay. So how are we supposed to come

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on with Saurabh Bader baby? She has canceled on us like five times. Say, Saurabh, I hope

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you're listening. Saurabh Bader baby. Yeah. So Rob, check it out. I actually wore this shirt today.

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You know, everyone's wearing George Floyd shirts. This is a Saurabh Memorial shirt.

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He's going to sit on you. All these chairs that he killed, say their names. Saurabh,

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if you come on the podcast, we'll stop making fun of you. We should ask him again. Well, yeah,

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I think, I think he is not like he's not saying no on purpose because it doesn't look like a pussy,

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but he's scared to come on. I mean, I think he has been legitimately pretty busy. Yeah, I know,

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but I think he's the kind of guy who like, isn't that funny offstage, you know, he is.

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He could riff. That's not what I've heard from several sources that I can't who use sources.

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Paywall. He's no Aaron Putnam, our guest from the Patreon. Wait, wait. Are we not supposed

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to spoil that? It's not him. It's Brad Sneasman. Oh, we have Brad Sneasman. Yeah. Well, that's a

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good guest. He's going to teach us what to tell us where to buy likes. Is it from Saurabh? We already

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know. We should have Saurabh on to tell us where to buy likes. That's true. Well, so

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this is some bad comedy lore. Yeah. So just so you guys know, Brad Kaufman, who has a lot of likes.

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So we'll ask Brad his strategy of how he kind of spreads his likes across his videos. And then

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after that, we'll talk to the middleman between India and Brad Sneasman and last Saurabh, who he

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talks to in India. So then we can go straight to the source in India, get the likes for ourselves.

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And then we don't have to go through Saurabh. Yeah. I like us traveling to India. I love what we

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traveled India to find the source of the likes. We want to go to the fountain of likes. We're

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trying to discover the ancient fountain of likes somewhere in India. The Taj Mahal was just

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filled with likes. Oh my God, they're everywhere. What about Taj Mahal? Taj? You know Taj Mahal?

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No. He was a smart guy. Smart guy. I love the smart guy. And then his sister's.

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You ever see the pedestal? His sister's with his sister's sister people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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But what about? Forget their name. Is that good? The Taj Mahal? Is it Taj Mahal?

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That big, the big. Yeah, it's good. Now that I know who that is. Yeah. I love smart guy. He was

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so smart. Yeah. I love the they get they need to bring back like the really simple. They should

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bring back all those cool shows like all that and yeah, you know, and a man to show. And so all

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those cool shows that do you know about what I'm referencing? Yeah. Yeah. The people that were

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charged. All I know is a guy he makes a delicious pretzel and he's into children's feet. Nice. Yeah.

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Yeah. No, I know about the other producer, but I dance night. I think they should. I think they

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should pretzel fame. They should bring it back under someone else like Jared Fogle or something.

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Yeah. She gets one like Jared Fogle. So I think someone like Michael Jackson could really take

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all that to the next level. Yeah. But I feel like TV shows these days, like they're not like the

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intros aren't direct enough. I was like, he's a smart guy. Oh, yeah. Sister sister. It just

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you start off with the title of it or boy meets world or like the simps. Exactly. Yeah. Even

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even the South Park is too confusing. It's actually the most confusing. Yeah. Imagine being like

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on a budget. I don't know. Some shrooms like way too much shrooms. I mean, a bad trip. And

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all of a sudden you're watching. Yeah, it's okay. I've noticed this. I don't know if I said this

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on the podcast yet, but on 600 pound life, the doctor doctor now is that your life? He

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no not yet. The doctor for 600. His name is Dr. Now or it's short for something. And they call him

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Dr. Now. He talks just like Cartman. It's fucking Indian, right? He's something. He's ethnic. I

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think he's like Greek or something. Oh, okay. He might be Indian. Greece. He's light-skinned.

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Greece is a terrible country. They've really fallen from what's he wants to word. Yeah.

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You know, great musical, though. Yeah. Terrible country, great musical. Also,

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I got to say John Travolta. Excellent at being in musicals, not excellent at being in real movies.

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No, excellent at letting his son die. Yeah, excellent at being or getting on some bigger

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movies just because he's John Travolta. Yeah. And then not being good. He's excellent at scaring

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his male masseuses. Except that movie where he's a super fan. I forgot what it's called. The Fanatic.

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The Fanatic. Guys, watch that one. It's never seen it, but I heard Fred Durst is already directed it.

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He did direct it. And then there's a scene where they're driving in a car and they're playing

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listening to Limbisket. Oh, fuck. Yeah, dude. This is a movie that you would love. I think. I have

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it open in the tab. Like I'm going to watch it tonight. Yeah. Oh, yeah. How's it? I watched

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the new Road House. So the new place is coming along good, though. Yeah, I got a lot of work to

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do my washing machine. Back to Road House. I saw I didn't watch it, but I saw the thing was kind

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of regretting it. Yeah. He's like he's like one of the villains and the acting his acting not not great.

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Yeah, I mean, they show his ass a lot. It's probably like five minutes of kind of regret

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his ass. Is he not a single boob? Is he thick as hell? He's thick. What happened to him? I thought

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he was like a skinny guy. No, but he got thick for the movie. He got a dog, dude. Yeah, dude. No,

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he's thick as shit, dude. I'm not even joking. He like, I think he might be bulking. He could be.

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He's all bulky when I didn't even I had to look up is that Connor McGregor because he's so thick.

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Yeah. Yeah. He looks like a goddamn. He looks like he's on steroids, honestly. Yeah, I've been

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working. I've been working out a lot because when he fought, he was kind of lanky. I've been working

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out a lot and I went on. Am I crazy? He was kind of like a skinnier guy like lean because he definitely

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lean strong. He's like look him up and fucking well first I have to go to my my health. You know,

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it sucks is watching Roadhouse and Terry Funk's not in it. Terry Funk's in the original. I hate

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when Terry Shiveau isn't in it. Listen here, yellow belly. Terry Funk. I can't do it. I'm

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Terry Shiveau now. Oh, you want me to take my Terry Shiveau impression? Yeah, let's hear it.

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Yeah. Here's what Terry Terry Shiveau impression.

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Yeah. Yeah. I'm impressed with Terry Shiveau's live support machine. They had more intelligence

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than her. My Terry Shiveau impression for eating. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Terry Shiveau ASMR.

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So I told I was taking Bobby Buds and trying to hiccup and Paul Miller. What a fucking nightmare.

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That's a squad, dude. Yeah, it sounds fun. Yeah, but I gave Bobby Buds an ultimatum. I said,

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so you better go on the show. Ultimatum or I said either you keep the name Bobby Buds or

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I'm taking the name Bobby Buds. And what'd he say? And he said, no, I'm going to use both.

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He said, he said, Mac, I'm going to use both. And I said, it's not how it works, pal. You pick one.

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Yeah. So, so let me know. One of those becomes your dead name and you get to cancel people for

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using it. I said, I'll give you one week, pal. One week to decide. Yes, he has one week and then

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if one week he picks Euler, then welcome to the newest Bobby Buds. That's me, folks. How about

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Robert Yuletide? I like that a lot. Bobby Christmas. Bobby Christmas is pretty good. I like that.

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There's a, well, I think I told you about this. I came a while back. There's a run by you. There's

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a black lacrosse player named Johnny Christmas. And that's the coolest name ever. If you're black,

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I named Johnny Christmas. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Is that not the coolest thing? That's a cooler than

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Charles Babbage. Charles Babbage is such a cool name. I was looking more into Charles Babbage.

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Yeah, I got to say, you know, he's a polymath. Yeah. So I, uh, I, so I always thought that

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black people were cooler. Yeah. I did a deep dive into Charles Babbage. Yeah. And he's actually

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the coolest dude. He's fucking sick. Yeah. He makes up for what about Leibniz?

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Oh, dude, uh, Leibniz people were commenting on that, like saying that it was like racist

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videos, that video or like, I got to look at the comments. Oh, so I responded like a lot of them,

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but I pretended that I'm a black guy and I'm the producer. I responded from the account.

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What was the racist part? Someone was like, someone said, like, this is what makes racism

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continue. And it was, and, and, and, and, and we are single-handedly keeping racism alive, dude.

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Yeah. Hell yeah. And then I said, explain. Yeah. He said something and I was like, I'm black. I

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am a producer. And then, um, I was arguing with this other guy and, uh, yeah, but basically if

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anybody ever gets offended on tiktok, I'm going to respond to them and I'm the producer and whatever.

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I was this offensive to Asian women. I'm an Asian woman. I'm a producer.

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Yeah. I'm an Asian non-producer. This one guy was, this one guy I was saying like,

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because I was saying that, uh, black people are cool, right? Yeah. And then someone was like,

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that is pretty racist of you. Someone said that, that I'm stereotyping. I was like,

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okay, a positive stereotype compliment. Like that's, is that bad? No, it's not. Yeah. Black

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guys hate it when you're racist and you say they have big dicks. Black guys hate that. And then,

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and they said, they said, what, black people can't be anything but cool. It's like, I didn't say that.

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I just said they were cool. Like what? Yeah. We're saying overall who's cooler. Yeah. Not average,

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bitch. At the end of the argument, there's one guy I said, Hey, you're probably arguing with

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like legit 12 year olds too. Like, well, one guy ways of time. One guy was saying that like,

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he went into a whole thing about how, uh, like, uh, like, unprovoked. He's talking about how

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Africans, uh, like, uh, like hate, uh, African Americans, blah, blah, blah. And I was like,

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I don't know why you even said that. And I was like, that's true. I know, but like, I don't even know

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why there's another do with our clip at all. Yeah. And then I was like, um, I was like, I was born

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in Kenya, uh, and I live in America now. And my name is Barack Obama. And you're, and you're,

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and you're white and you have no, you have, you can't talk about this. Yeah. You better shut

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that love white boy. He's like, well, I have African friends that have told me this. I was like,

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well, you still can't speak. Yeah. Well, why don't you put them on the line? You, you're a white boy.

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I was like, you still can't speak on their behalf. Like you, you also say other words that they say

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like that, that N1. Do you say that? And then, um, yeah. And then we just kept going. It sounds fun.

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Yeah. I have to look it up. Yeah. So I'll go on there. I'm going to go on there and apologize

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to everybody. I'm sorry. I said, Charles, Charles Babbage is cooler than yeah. Charlemagne the God

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or whatever the fuck. I'm so sorry. I, uh, will you please accept my apology? I don't want to lose

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my job. I love when people comment on like the most ironic because that was the most clearly

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ironic thing ever. You're naming these people who are clearly lame. I'm laughing super hard at it.

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And why are you watching comedy podcast? If you don't understand irony, why would you watch a

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podcast clip if you didn't know who was in it? I would never. These people who comment on our

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clips and I don't know them seriously are crazy people. Yeah. Like I don't know you. You don't

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know me. Yeah. How'd you come across this and why are you watching it? Like you're insane. Yeah. I do

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kind of enjoy. I like it. I enjoy arguing with them. I just can't understand the bides of somebody who

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would watch any podcast clip if they didn't know who the people were in the clip. Like what's your

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use? You know how many podcasts there are and how many bad podcasts there are. You're just

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just taking random shots at a podcast. Yeah. I mean, psychotic ours is good. It is good. But

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like if you were going to risk called bad if you're wasting your time like that. Yeah. You know

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what I mean? Why would you watch? That's why I told him go hang out with your African friends that

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don't exist. I don't know why you're either stop. Stop commenting on random podcasts and go hang out

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with your African friends that don't exist. Yeah. Yeah. Start your own podcast about. He also claimed

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he was Native American for no reason. Like that would give him like some help. Yeah. And he I

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looked at his picture. He looks completely white. Well, he's clearly going to have a bias that black

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people are cool because Native Americans. Hey, white people. Yeah. So I don't even want him

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weighing in on this now. Like you've given away your bias. Only Asian people can comment on this.

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That's true. Yeah. We're going to maybe our Asian producer will comment on there too. Yeah.

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I'm a job. I'm like, I'm like, I'm the only fair judge of who's cool black or white people.

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I'll make it. I'm Asian. I'll make another account and it'll be like instead of the

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Barney, it's a good the yellow Barney. And then it'll comment on there. I'll say I'm actually

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the Asian producer of the show. You just have a picture of the yellow Power Ranger.

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It's so funny that she was actually an Asian woman. The black. What was black? Yeah. The blue one

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was the pink one was like a white girl. The red one was Native American. No. Yeah. No. You think

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of the green Ranger, I think. So there's this old. He looked at the white rain, the red Ranger,

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the original Red Ranger was named Jason. Oh, a Savito. No, Melton. Oh, JK Rowling.

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Yeah. No, but there's a there's a song from the movie Peter Pan. It's like what makes a red man

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red? And it's okay because it was being sung by red cartoons. Yeah, read a Native American cartoons.

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But they never answer it. They just they sing in the song what makes a red man red. But that

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I want to know. Yeah. Can someone tell me, you know, Bob Dylan did the same fucking thing.

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What he said, how many roads must a man walk down? And I was like, yeah, how many? Yeah.

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He said the answer is blowing in the wind. What the fuck does that mean? Yeah, don't just

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access questions in songs. Yeah, I want an answer. Thanks for bringing nothing to the table,

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Bob Dylan. Yeah, we're at the table trying to come up with solutions and solve stuff and you're

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just bringing more problems. Yeah, cool. Thanks for telling us that times are changing. No,

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shit. Yeah, we know that Vietnam and everything is going on instead of having a problem oriented

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mind. How about a solution oriented? Yeah, dipshit. She's 100. Yeah, he's complaining. Yeah.

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I'm Bob Dylan. Yeah, I play electric guitar. Yeah, yeah, I made everyone mad because I played

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electric guitar. Yeah, when we're when we're when we're a bitch. I'm little little Bob Dylan.

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I love that clip where he's like they go fuck you, Bob Dylan,

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because he's playing electric guitar and he goes, I don't believe you.

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You're a liar. So that's what he says. He's getting heckled for playing electric guitar.

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Yeah. So he bought a ticket and got front row at his giant concert outside and they're like,

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fuck you. You're a bitch for your sell out for playing electric guitar. Yeah, I remember I

366
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learned about this. I don't believe you. You're a liar. I didn't know he said he has a clip on

367
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YouTube. Extremely funny. Yeah, it's pretty sick. It's like the ultimate like I'll rubber your glue,

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bitch. Whatever you say, bounce off me and stick to you. Give it with his own folks. I had a question

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about this. These kids have been harassing me saying up your butt around the corner. Who told

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these kids where my fucking thing that makes me come is that kids are smart these days. Yeah,

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especially the ones that comment on especially Taj Mahal. Yeah. He's like kids are smart these

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days. I'm a smart guy. Folks. Don't show that to the people on our last clip where the

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yeah, yeah, the cancel police of Tik Tok of 12 year olds, eight, 12 year olds. Guess what? We

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have a black producer. Yeah, it's not me. What's his name? Probably be Davonte. Davonte.

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Davonte. Like Dav Jones. How about like Davonte is Davonte Jones. Davonte is what's a

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how about a Demetrius Martin? What if his name was Demetrius? What's the God of the sea? Poseidon.

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Yeah, what if his name was Poseidon? Our black producer Poseidon? Yeah, it's POS and then

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apostrophe item. How about or does P P P apostrophe side and but she did on my girlfriend with a

379
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mermaid. She's my side chick. That's that's good. Thanks, man. Yeah. Yeah. What's up with mermaids?

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Huh? Are they around? Are they just kind of hanging out? What's a Ziggy Marley song? Do they go

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to school with this? They call it mermaid. So do mermaids? I don't remember that song.

382
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I remember alligator lizards in the air. But when America says that, but I have a question

383
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about mermaids. Do they go to school with the fish? Yeah. Okay. Well, or they have mermaids school.

384
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I don't know. You think they should be the same mermaid and merman. Why do we have to separate

385
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them? Like they should just be mer and their maids. So they're like always cleaning up shit.

386
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They should be mer people. They're like cleaning up all the coral dusting. Yeah.

387
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Yeah. They're dusting. It's just we call mer like like mer from practical jokers. Hell yeah.

388
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That guy's cool. In practical jokers. I watched their movie. One of the worst fucking movies I've

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ever seen in my life. But you had to expect that. I was like, wow, it's like hanging out with four

390
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annoying guys for an hour. It was so bad. They were so annoying and like, they're so

391
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I mean, have you watched a show? No, I can't stand those. I mean, it's really Jeff Dunham people

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and people love even though you're a Jeff Dunham guy. I actually watched a Jeff Dunham special

393
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and like that. Yeah. But you can not, you can understand the people that would have, I can't.

394
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They're so annoying. You know what they are? They're people that go on cruises. They're people.

395
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They're like dumb. They're like, they're people like, Oh, I'm so neurotic. Ooh, everything is

396
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neurotic. No, it's just the really, really dumb people. He had sucks. Like the dumbest people

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in the world. The only good episode is the one they did where they stripped a bomb to a piece of

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guy and told to told to wrap a bank. What happened? You remember that episode of impractical jokers

399
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they in Erie, Pennsylvania episode they strap a bomb to a pizza man's head and then they tell him

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to go rob a bank and then and then Mer was like that when he exploded Mer was like, Oh my God.

401
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Look at the God him. Like goodness gracious. This is crazy. And then Q ran out and he was like,

402
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it was a prank and sale. I think one of them is named sale. I want to make a video like where

403
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like I shoot like a friend of the arm or something. I say it's a prank. Yeah, that's pretty good.

404
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Or what if you do like a like a major crime like I don't know. You just like do an arm robbery

405
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or something. You say it's a prank. Yeah, just kidding. This guy is on video. There's a camera

406
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right there. Camera right there. Yeah, because you can do anything if it's a prank. Like there's

407
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guys that walk around the hood and say, yeah, say, Hey, neighbor to everybody just to try to get

408
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yeah, yeah, like that guy who got shot in the mall because he was doing a prank on some guy and he

409
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pulled out a gun shot him in the head. Yeah. Yeah. We should we should let's become pranksters.

410
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Actually, no, no, not pranksters. The thing the trick is to do more espionage. The trick is with

411
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those prank YouTube channels is you do fake pranks. We need because if you control everything,

412
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you can make it look way more crazy. We need to do more espionage. I'm down. You have all the tools.

413
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Yeah. But I need to put their packed. I just moved. Yeah. Make sure you get them out and set up

414
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a espionage will like a thing. I'm doing some espionage on my cat. I wonder what he does all

415
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day while my work. You should get like a you should get like a special, which he does a special

416
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little like suitcase. It's like fake metal be opened it and then it's all the spy tools. Yeah.

417
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,680
They're kind of cool. How about a guitar case? It looks like a guitar, but then it opens his

418
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all weapons. Oh, that's parado. Yeah. It's like it's a A.K. in there or El Mariachi.

419
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Is that a thing? It's a movie. This rod is the second movie in the Mariachi series, my dude. I

420
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was watching the thing about El Chapo yesterday. He's pretty cool. You know what that guy could use

421
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is some El Chapo stick. Good dry ass lips. That guy's got some dry ass lips. Yeah. His lips are

422
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El Chapo. His lips are all chapped up. What does El Chapo mean? It's not a hat. Is it the hat?

423
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Yeah, it's a hat. Is Chapo a hat? Chapo is a hat. Is it? No, because in French, Chippot is hat.

424
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Is it? Whoever has the hat is the El Chapo. And so he has the hat right now.

425
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What? He's got the hat, the Chapo hat. So that makes him the El Chapo. No, El Chapo. El Chapo

426
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is not a title. That was his nickname and there was others people. No, it's a lineage of people

427
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who wear this hat. So he wears the hat. His nickname was El Chapo. Until he dies, then it

428
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passes on to his son. And that his son becomes El Chapo. What does Chapo mean in Spanish? It means

429
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your lips are dry. Oh, I've got this new AI. I got this new AI. There's a cool scene in the

430
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watch show where he goes, why do they call you big evil? And he goes, because my evil is big.

431
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:05,480
I got this new AI that I wanted to show you. Have you seen the movie End of Watch? Yes, I have.

432
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The whole movie is super sad until the end. It's awesome, though. It seems like it's a long episode

433
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:20,120
of cops. It's so sad until the end. It's like an HD version of cops where it all looks amazing.

434
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Jake Gyllenhaal is very likable. Yeah, they fight that big black guy. He fights the big

435
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black guy, I think. Oh, he does. He has a fist fight with a black guy in a house. Yeah, I think

436
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the Mexican guy, the Mexican guy that's in every movie. He's the Mexican guy in every single movie.

437
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:39,960
I mean, just Jake Gyllenhaal in every movie. He's literally in the new Roadhouse we just talked

438
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about. Yeah, but I'm just saying if you if you need a Hispanic person, oh yeah, that's a guy.

439
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:54,680
Michael. What's his name? Cabalo. The Balboa. The Balboa. The movie, though, is very sad until

440
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the end. The cops keep on hurting all these cool drug dealers. Yeah. But then they finally get

441
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theirs. Wait, I thought that I thought that cool people were white people. Yeah. Wrong. You're

442
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right. They're cool. I'm not saying cool. The movie is sad until the end. Okay, then it's happy.

443
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,480
Okay, I'm not talking about coolness. Have you seen snow on the nobody in that movie?

444
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Have you seen snow on the bluff? No. Really? No. Wait, no to really. I said really and you said

445
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no. I've seen snow. I've seen the bluff. I've never seen the snow on the snow. Okay, got you.

446
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:46,360
Took me a second to realize what you're asking. Okay, got you. Now, the movie snow on the bluff

447
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:52,840
is very similar, except it's kind of from the gangster side. Yeah, that's how I watched it.

448
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:58,040
I said the whole movie was sad until the end. Oh, but I mean, in the beginning,

449
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:04,520
do you remember how the movie what ends? Which one end of watch? Oh, all the bodies and stuff.

450
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And the now it's now it ends. We'll move on. We want to spoil anything. Yeah. But in the beginning,

451
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spoil a 10 year old movie in the beginning, snow on the bluff. These white kids are driving around

452
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:22,520
the hood looking for drugs. And they're like this filming. And then this like dealer hops in the car.

453
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He's like, the last like a get my leave in Coke. And he's like, yeah, I got happens in training

454
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:32,040
day. I got you any hops in the car. And then they start going for a while. Then all of a sudden

455
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he pulls out a gun. He's like, he's like, give me all your shit. Give me the car. And then you got

456
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the camera. And then basically, it's just from the hood to side. Yeah, the cop side like a like that

457
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:48,280
is I have a personal story one time. But what but put that on your list snow on the bluff. I'll

458
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watch it. Yeah. It's a really good time. I was in East Chicago. And it was kind of like the hood.

459
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We were skateboarding at the school. My friend Adam had a scooter that could go 60 miles per hour.

460
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And we took we would take it on the highway from like Highland to Gary. And we took it to

461
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East Chicago High. We're kind of like the hood. And we were just skateboarding in this black guy

462
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came up out of nowhere, strange guy. And he's like, you guys want weed. And my friend Adam was like

463
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:17,000
a fucking crazy about weed. And some random black guy. He was like our age, though, like he wasn't

464
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,960
like I hate we were in high school. Hey weed heads. Yeah, he's like a crackhead about weed about

465
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people. People have all the cool weed things. Yeah, I got the volcano vape. Well, no, he didn't have

466
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all that shit. But he was just like, like, they're like, like, crackheads. They're all like, tweaking

467
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:39,160
about weed all the time. I knew a bunch of people who would like act about like how people act about

468
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:43,400
coke. But for weed when I was like in high school, yeah, they were like obsessed with it. And it

469
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:49,960
was like, it was more rare because it was like, yeah, a long time ago. Anyway, he gives this guy

470
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not just he gives this guy some money and his scooter, the scooter we took to get there.

471
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And the guy left with that. And I was like, dude, that was not smart, right? And he's like,

472
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:06,920
yeah, probably wasn't smart. Then he came back with weed and he gave us back the scooter. Really?

473
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:11,880
Yeah, it was just like he did a drug deal. Don't judge a book by its cover folks. When have you

474
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:17,240
ever heard that work out? It's never worked out. But guys, it makes me wonder if he knew the guy

475
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:22,840
or some shit. Yeah, guys, like low kids don't always judge a book by its cover. Yeah, definitely

476
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,440
sometimes judge a book by its cover. If it's a random guy, you don't know, I probably wouldn't

477
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:31,160
give him my moped if he's a drug dealer. And I don't know him. Yeah, just some random guy walked

478
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:37,240
up the street and we're in the hood. We're not in like any like fucking normal place. Yeah. So I

479
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:47,080
got this new AI and it's always 100% correct. I tested it out like I asked other AI's like regular

480
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:51,960
ones so that it wasn't biased because I asked this one if it's always 100% correct. Obviously,

481
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:58,280
it's yes. I asked other AI's if this AI is always 100% correct. And they said yes. Oh,

482
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:04,520
and you can just ask it stuff like like about like a brand of people and it'll give you like a

483
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:14,760
response kind of new robot girlfriend. No, but loser. No, no. Hey, always correct AI. What do

484
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:21,720
you always correct? That sounds like my real girlfriend. Or sorry, actually, I start over.

485
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:30,840
Hey, 100% correct all the time AI. What do you think about Jason Melton?

486
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:41,880
Jason Melton is a fat loser. He has no friends. Yeah, I guess that's right. Yeah, I mean,

487
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:50,360
I get toys 100% right. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, well cool. How about you download an AI that

488
00:47:50,360 --> 00:48:00,040
can tell me something fucking new? No, but I was trying to pull up my I was trying to pull up my

489
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:05,480
I weighed myself this morning and I was like shit. I gained like four pounds. I've worked

490
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:10,120
on it every day. I thought I'd lose some weight. Yeah, but probably muscle is four pounds of muscle

491
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:15,400
against 20 pounds of muscle mass. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Did you get the calipers out to measure

492
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:21,800
it? No, they pinch you or something. No, there's these scales that measure it's not I mean,

493
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:26,120
according to studies, I've looked up about some of these scales, it's kind of pretty accurate,

494
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:30,440
but they can measure it somehow through your feet. I'm in money mode right now. So I've been

495
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:36,280
weighing myself in kilos. I thought they weighed you in tons. No, they weigh me in kilos. I'm in

496
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:42,760
money mode. That's Dale. Oh, and speaking of Dale, folks, I saw Dale yesterday. I want to say that

497
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:47,880
shout out to Dale. We are he was nice to me. So I don't think he's mad at me. Yeah, he's not mad

498
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:54,200
at me either. So I'm glad a friend of the show Dale. He's he's fat. He works at Frank and Mary's.

499
00:48:55,320 --> 00:49:00,520
And so we are brought to you in part, not officially sponsored by Frank and Mary's.

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It's on Elston near Western in Chicago. Make sure to go there. You might get a good deal on a beer

501
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:17,720
in a shot. Chicago handshake. Yeah, yeah. No, but if you like dive bars, you'll love it. I took

502
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:22,520
Paul there after the podcast. Yeah. And I guess you went back to like two days later. He had never

503
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:27,560
been there prior to me bringing. Oh, yeah. So if you like dive bars, hit it up, but don't hit it

504
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:33,560
up like a hipster like ironically, because you're like everyone will hate you. I just watched

505
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:38,600
horse and Pete. There's a big theme in horse and Pete. Did you ever see that? No, I want to say

506
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:44,360
one more thing about this place. There's a lot of cool Mexican construction workers that go there

507
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:48,520
and barely speak English and drink a lot of tequila and do cocaine in the bathroom.

508
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:53,080
Very cool. And they call me machete. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

509
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:58,040
Literally, because that's how it feels when you poop like someone's putting machete in your butt.

510
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:05,480
You got Crohn's. They call you machete ass. No one's ever called me that because the poop comes

511
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:13,640
out like a sword. Yes. Yes. I if that's what that's like. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead and ask AI.

512
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:19,640
We all know the truth. Right. Friends who are watching. I'm looking in the camera.

513
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,280
Right guys. This is how it feels for Mac to poop.

514
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:29,080
Life comes out. Oh, we do patron. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We'll check it out. Like

515
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:35,400
yeah, we'll do they I think later on. Do we do that on the patron episode or do they care on the

516
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:39,800
live episodes free episode? We can shout out in the free episode for all the folks. We do have a

517
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:46,440
Patreon and what's the what's the link? Patreon.com slash bad comedy. What do you get there?

518
00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:53,640
You can get our guest episodes. Yeah, every. And I was actually I had an idea. I just remembered.

519
00:50:54,280 --> 00:51:01,000
I was thinking about doing personal cameos for our patrons. So you know how cameo works.

520
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:06,600
So if you're I'm going to put a Google form on our Patreon page. I still have your password

521
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:12,520
if you didn't change it and Keller Paulson canceled his membership. Fuck that guy. No,

522
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:16,120
I'm just kidding. Check out the episode we had with him. Did he move away? Maybe. I don't know.

523
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:20,200
I haven't seen him in I haven't I literally have not seen him since we had him on the podcast.

524
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:26,920
I think I don't know. Addie Phillips. Probably a spy. I know Addie. No, he's cool. Oh, really?

525
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:30,520
Yeah, he comes to beer belly. Cool guy. Shout out to Addie Phillips. Shout out to Addie

526
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:33,720
Phillips. His birthday was just the other day. He brought a bunch of people to beer belly for

527
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:39,000
his birthday. Mike Dwyer joined as a free member, which means gives you nothing. What is that?

528
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:43,080
There's a new thing where you join as a free member and you don't get access to anything. Oh

529
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:49,240
shit. We could put our free episodes there. Yeah, but it's a pain. You can't. I think I just got

530
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:53,960
to flip a button to make those ones public on there. But yeah, I mean, if if you want, don't

531
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:58,520
worry about it. It's just the you're not going to get people. He was probably trying to get what

532
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:04,440
he could get. You're not going to get people stumbling upon a podcast on Patreon. Normally

533
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:08,520
you just go to Patreon if you know about a Patreon sucks. We couldn't get Mike Dwyer to

534
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:13,880
talk shit about anybody on his episode. Yeah, it was just us. And then we he was wrapped in with it.

535
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:19,480
Shout out to Addie Phillips. Cool guy. Yeah, I mean, as your full name, Adderall Phillips,

536
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:23,640
please let us know. Yeah, if it is, we might have to be able to make a deal. Yeah, maybe we can

537
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:32,040
let's make a deal. I would like to fill up on some Addy. So yeah, welcome to the welcome to the

538
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:38,920
podcast. It's a really good podcast. If you're if you're welcome to and just you know, if you're a

539
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:45,640
current patron, we love you. Oh, here's a here's a except for Keller Pulse. It sucked my I don't

540
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:50,360
want to demonetize you're on my shit list. Keller Pulse. Yeah, you're on my fight inside now. Keller

541
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:57,240
Pulse. Go back to annoyance. Sorry, I guess I tell her I here's a promo for the Patreon.

542
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:03,160
I'm going to be doing free cameos for all our patrons. I'm going to put a Google form on our

543
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:08,520
Patreon page. If you fill it out, I'll film you like a 30 to 60 second video could be a

544
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:13,880
birthday to somebody, whatever. I will on there you can sign up for me to and I'll do it. Yeah,

545
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:18,280
if you want, you could. Well, yeah, you want to do your own Google form or should we do one

546
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:22,360
Google form? You get one friend. You get to pick me or you or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we

547
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:27,240
will not do it together. No, it's actually outside the podcast. We hate each other. We never really

548
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:31,880
do. Yeah. This is all we this is all fake camaraderie. How we come out here and call each other gay.

549
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:36,440
That's just pretending to like each other. We but I mean, outside the podcast, we like say it in a

550
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:41,400
not joking way. Yeah. Once we turn off this thing, we say all the same stuff, but we mean it for you.

551
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:50,840
Yeah. But the 100% AI, that's kind of crazy that it knew that you were a fat loser. No friends.

552
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:58,120
Who doesn't know that? I don't know. Maybe Eddie Phillips. Trust me, I've been

553
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:02,600
Hey, but I want to thank the current patrons that have been with us forever. You guys are

554
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:08,280
you guys are amazing. We were able to buy this the fact this fountain of youth. Oh, yeah, because of

555
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:16,600
you amazing patrons. I got it from Timu. Yeah. This thing, I feel like I could take Adderall

556
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:23,320
and stare at this fountain for four hours straight. And then you can and I have. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

557
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:27,480
That's one of that's one of my favorite hobbies. It might be able to fix my life because then I

558
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:32,200
could stop aspiring for things. Yeah, I stare at a fountain instead. I should probably be

559
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:38,280
pox. That's really Zen Buddhist. That's probably epoxy. Yeah, epoxy it. I think the water could be

560
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:43,240
a little smoother when it's going down it. Oh, what if it's a water? Yeah, it was epoxy that

561
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:49,320
yeah, that dripped down. You know what? When I play when we when I did the pinewood, I just had

562
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:53,960
an epoxy memory. Sorry. I'm gonna forget about this. Should I dye the water red like dark red?

563
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:59,560
It feels like somebody peed in it. No, like it's off the chlorine thing. No, like in a pool when

564
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:03,160
somebody pees and they have that stuff in the pool that turns red. No, but like it's like it's

565
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:07,720
blood. That's cool. Or I can do like dark. You should just do that for Halloween or I can do

566
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:14,280
dark yellow. So it's like this. Yeah, that's cool too. This phone. I just had an epoxy memory

567
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:21,240
when I did the pinewood derby as a kid. My dad, but he had the car to try and make it more air

568
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:26,120
less. My dad was like, will you get super into the pinewood derby? You wait them, right? I would

569
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:30,600
be inside the house playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater on PlayStation. My dad would be in the garage

570
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:35,800
with like different like weights and levels and shit trying to make my pinewood derby car better

571
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:43,080
than everyone else. Mr. Melton, you're a loser. Yeah. No, he loves physics or something. Yeah.

572
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:48,680
He's like a he's a regular Charles Babbage will say. Oh, never mind. Retract him. He's kind of a

573
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:54,760
polymath of he's the coolest guy. I remember he did a pint. He did a Alan Turing. Oh, we also the

574
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:59,000
rain gutter regatta where you'd make a little boat and then you'd have to blow the sail to get

575
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:05,720
it down. He epoxied the boat to make it more smooth in the water. You get like a little piece

576
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:10,920
of wood and you'd say epoxy trick. Yeah, we're by work well for the car. He was boxing everything.

577
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:14,760
Yeah. So he had the same addiction. I have the thing that really worked is my dad figured

578
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:23,240
out this trick where if you make it an upside down like like trapezoid as the screw is going down,

579
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:29,720
it gets a little head start because the screw gets like lower than where it's like at an angle.

580
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:34,360
So it starts rolling before the other cars. And then we won that year and then it turned out that

581
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:39,800
was cheating. Well, okay. So my dad figured out a cheat at the Pinewood Derby when I was a fucking

582
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:44,920
10 year old. Okay. Well, I was going to say that you're a nerd, Mr. Melton for the screw thing,

583
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:49,480
but since it's cheating, that's cool. So again, you're back to square one. My dad's a complicated

584
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:54,200
guy. He's just yeah, you're he's just normal. So he's kind of a nerd and kind of cool at the same

585
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:58,520
time. Yeah. So they cancel each other out. He's normal. Yeah. Right. It's kind of like when like

586
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:03,560
somebody's like doing like they're really smart at computers and they use it to like hack old people.

587
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:08,200
Yeah. It's like you're sort of started off sound like a loser, but now that you're making a bunch

588
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:13,080
of money ruining old people's lives. Yeah, cool. Yeah. Look out for the beekeeper. It's like how

589
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:20,040
like like Michael Cooper and Charles Babbage cancel each other out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. God,

590
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:24,200
dude, that does make it complicated for white people being cool. Yeah. The existence of Michael

591
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:30,520
Cooper. Oh, I want to I wonder if he collects his teeth and they fall out because I love to have

592
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:34,200
Michael Cooper teeth. I mean, he's broke. He probably tries to give them to the tooth fairy.

593
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:39,800
Oh, that's true. It's just Pearl. He's always asking for tooth fairy handouts.

594
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:46,440
Michael Pearl. She's a tooth fairy. I'm trying to think of a gay guy with big teeth that go to

595
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:54,040
fairy. A gay guy with big teeth. That's that's honestly, if there was a gay guy with big teeth,

596
00:57:54,760 --> 00:58:02,120
I would challenge him to a roast battle right now. Let's go to very guys. Go check out the

597
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:09,000
laugh factory page and find the video of Zach Orion on stage with Paul Faravar.

598
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:15,720
I think he's what are we doing? I think I think Zach Orion has been defeated. He looked like

599
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:21,000
so disheveled and defeated on stage. Oh, really? Yeah, I think I ruined his life. Nice, dude.

600
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:27,960
I'll show you the video after. What if you? Yeah, what if he did like a K Y S

601
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:37,400
K H S? I mean, how would you feel? I wouldn't. I don't think I would feel bad. Yeah. I mean,

602
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:42,680
I could have been a spark of it, but he by him posting that he really cranzled himself.

603
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:48,040
I don't know. Is he cranzled? I never even see that or he ruined his own reputation. I just

604
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:53,480
wish he would follow me again on Instagram. Come on, Zach. Oh, you're my friend. Yeah,

605
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:58,280
what I do. That's why I've been working out and bulking up is so that I can physically fight Zach

606
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:03,400
Oh, Zach. Oh, his friends with people I don't like. Yeah. And I still friends with Zach Oh,

607
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:07,800
just because he doesn't like you. Why is he not friends with me? An enemy of an enemy is a friend.

608
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:15,080
Well, yeah, but how about the the friend of your enemy is not necessarily your enemy. What's a

609
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:20,200
friend of me of a friend of me, though? A friend of me, I guess. That's a math we'll have to do

610
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:25,080
after that. That's the polymath. Charles Babbage. How to solve our guess. So you could write a

611
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:34,600
computer program. So I fucked up and I like put those in different places because like the hooks

612
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:39,960
for the pictures. Okay. Nothing's even on cameras. It doesn't even matter. But it's funny that,

613
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:44,360
you know, we just dedicate like every 10 minutes we return to some kind of like home,

614
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:48,680
like home improvement topic. We got to talk about it. It's sort of like the show tool time. You

615
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:53,160
know, they do a lot of comedy and family stuff. And then occasionally they would also like do

616
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:57,880
like a home improvement project. Well, it's part of the fake show. Yeah. This isn't a long segment.

617
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:03,720
All I'm saying is I rearrange the hooks for when I hang out my work stuff because this is my office

618
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:08,440
also. And how many how much weight can those hooks hold there? They're different. Some of them more

619
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:17,720
than others. I don't think so, Mac. So I'm out. But I fucked it up with my new setup with the other

620
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:25,000
thing. So now it only I can only hang up two of those and I picked you and Dale nice and left

621
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:32,280
key for it. Did you have to get more hooks for me and Dale's pictures? I did. I had to use the 500

622
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:37,880
pound one for Dale picture and it still fell down once. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of wild. You know,

623
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:43,960
I got into hockey because there was a penalty called I know. Nope. You never heard that? No.

624
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:53,880
No. Can we go back to making a cake made of only icing? Well, I did have an idea for an ice

625
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:58,440
cream cake. I actually said this on stage and people laughed and you're ready for this last

626
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:02,600
week. I said it last week and then I tried on stage and I think just John Hickock left.

627
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:07,800
Well, John Hickock. He's the only person I saw. He loves to have beer. Belly was like so

628
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:13,880
weirdly dead. Like everyone bombed. But it was like a lot of people still. So it was super weird.

629
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:19,720
And then even the bartender was like, that was weird. I told John Hickock we're going to call him

630
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:25,160
because neither of us have a phone because the heart was going to be on. Oh, yeah. So so we'll

631
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:31,160
we'll still have Aaron call him. And then what we'll do is I'll pretend to be so hard. Oh, yeah.

632
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:39,960
Yeah. Sounds sounds like that will not be racist. I was going to do a whole Neurose episode. It's

633
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:45,160
Neurose right now. Happy Neurose to our Persian friends. I person. Hi in a rose to only our

634
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:50,040
Persian patrons. Persian. If you're not Persian, I'm not saying happy Neurose to you. Oh, yeah.

635
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:54,600
Comedy birds. I was going to get all these little bowls of shit. You get 11 little bowls. Oh, that's

636
01:01:54,600 --> 01:02:03,320
cool. You have like garlic and candy and dead fish. Yeah. I think it's Passover. They have little

637
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:09,080
bowls of stuff too, I think. Yeah, it's cool. They lamb on Passover Passover like Passover. What is

638
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:16,440
that like a highway? Like a pass is over. Yeah. Passover is what I do when I see that Brian Row

639
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:29,320
submitted to my show. Oh, I forgot my head a joke in my head. I forgot about that because of that.

640
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:40,200
Hello, Brian, Ro check out a special. Yeah. Pass over. People spend their Saturdays with Passover.

641
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:49,960
I do my hangover. Yeah, hangover. Yeah, I'll pass on. Sometimes I stay in because I want to pass on

642
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:55,240
the hangover. I call pass over. Hangover sounds more like a Christian holiday because it's kind

643
01:02:55,240 --> 01:03:02,840
of like what Jesus was doing on the cross. He was hanging over all of us. Yeah. I thought it was

644
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:11,240
the best joke ever. Yeah. And I forgot it. And this is just a tribute. Well, I remember it was

645
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:19,080
some kind of tank that shoots a giant arrow. Let me think about that. It's a shoot an arrow.

646
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:26,520
I don't know. I was listening to a bunch of stuff about the Indian Wars. Oh, you're in that

647
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:33,720
you're in you're on a Indian. Dude, I've listened to so much history recently like insane amount.

648
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:38,040
Well, it's March. So I've been listening to more herstory. Okay. And it kind of it's women's

649
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:44,120
month. It's March. I've been listening to more Jalewski. Mark John Marjalewski. I love that guy.

650
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:49,720
Yeah. Do you know John? Nope. Oh, my God. My comedy podcast on Instagram. Dude, he's the greatest.

651
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:53,560
Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to John Marjalewski. Hey, join the Patreon. I don't know if he's doing

652
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:57,640
stand up anymore. I know he's moved to St. Louis, but you see this joke where he says,

653
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:03,080
St. Jewish, you know, that old Polish joke where the, how do you get a one arm Polish guy out of

654
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:08,680
a tree? You wave to him and he falls. That is a joke. Well, that's a mean, that's an old joke.

655
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:12,440
Yeah. Yeah. And he goes, well, a lot of people talk about how dummy is, but people aren't talking

656
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:17,480
about how nice he is. He doesn't even, you know, he doesn't even know you. He's waving to you from

657
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:22,840
the tree because he's Polish like Marjalewski. Yeah. Love John. You know that it used to be

658
01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:28,440
called St. Louis. The Nate Burroughs move there. Now it's called St. Jewish. That's great. Yeah.

659
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:32,760
He's not even really Jewish. Yeah. He's fake Jewish. Yeah. He's always dead. Yeah. Well,

660
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:38,120
guess what? Nate Burroughs, I'm 18%. I'm a mom side. Yeah. So I'm more Jewish than you are.

661
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:43,800
Yeah. Why don't you go? Why don't you go burrow yourself into the ground and you're more of a

662
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:49,080
black peanut guy than a Jewish guy anyway. Yeah. It's true. He's part of the Wig community, you know.

663
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:54,680
Yeah. Yeah. You know about that. You're more like, Nate, you're like Mr. Freeze who ran out of

664
01:04:54,680 --> 01:05:02,440
catchphrases. You ever see the movie They Live? I've seen They Them. They Them Live. Hold on.

665
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:09,480
That could be a version of this. I had an idea for They Live. It's a Roddy Piper is the main guy.

666
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:13,480
It's an alien movie. He gets these sunglasses that lets them see who's really an alien.

667
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:18,920
So I thought of a movie. It's like They Live. But then you know when there's like a white guy

668
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:24,040
who pretends to be a black guy, you know, like a... A wigger? Yeah. I don't say that word. But

669
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:29,560
I say the Wig community. That's what they prefer. I'm talking about... Yeah. That's what I'm talking

670
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:36,120
about. No, like, you know, like when the Wig party, if someone is like they're acting, they're wiggery.

671
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:42,280
They say that on Tom Holland says that. Okay. Yeah. Well, I'm talking about white guys who pretend

672
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:45,000
to be black guys. I don't know if they did that back then because... Oh, the Uyghars.

673
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:50,120
You know, those are the Asian guys who pretend to be Muslim. That's the old Yelvel So Uyghar.

674
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:56,120
Yeah. So you get sunglasses and you put it on and you could see that the white guy is actually a

675
01:05:56,120 --> 01:06:02,200
black guy. Like you see through their skin that they're a black guy underneath. Like that's my new

676
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:07,240
version of They Live that I came up with on this podcast with Alex last week. I like that. I don't

677
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:12,680
remember that. It was one of our jokes that we did. I last, honestly, that episode was like a

678
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:18,760
fucking whirlwind. Yeah. I don't remember happy episodes. Yeah. We were on mushrooms and just

679
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:24,120
like all like laughing our asses off. I was like, I think that was the best episode we ever did.

680
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:28,360
And I didn't listen to it. So it might have been insane. I'm sure it was funny. I was like, man,

681
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:32,440
that ruled. I mean, Alex Lujan is the funniest person on the face of the earth. His John Hickok

682
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:38,440
impression or John Hickok senior impression was so good. Oh, between episodes, we've done an hour

683
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:45,800
six, we should cut it off. I wanted to say something to you before that. Oh, you're fat. But then

684
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:51,080
there's They Them Live and you put on some sunglasses and you see what? What do you actually see?

685
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:55,480
Because they live the sunglasses would reveal their true identity. Yeah. So you see somebody who's

686
01:06:55,480 --> 01:07:02,600
desperate for attention. I would be black. Well, no, it's They Them Live now. So the sunglasses

687
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:07,000
have to reveal something about non-binary people. Oh yeah. You see that they're trying to get

688
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:13,000
booked. Yeah, they're just they're faking it. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. Yeah. I like that.

689
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:22,280
I want to say one more thing. No, we'll close this one off. Jason plugs. Jason Melton Twitch,

690
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:28,280
Jason Meltoncom.com. Oh, this was it. I said earlier, I saw you pouring a pitcher of something

691
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:33,320
into that donuts cup. What? I saw you pouring a pitcher of something in a Dunkin Donuts cup.

692
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:37,640
What are you talking about? Pitcher? The pitcher, you know, baseball. It was a pitcher of some like

693
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:47,800
some like light tan liquid. I think it was from a carousel. No, it seemed like it's cold. And it

694
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:55,960
was like you like you got it from online or somewhere or something. Like a tea or something.

695
01:07:56,920 --> 01:08:00,680
I think you were pouring tea in that cup. What? You're pouring tea in that cup.

696
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:08,760
Where'd you get that tea from? Oh, I do drink a lot of tea from Coolsteeperclub.com. Oh, I actually

697
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:13,480
have a tea in the delivery on the delivery right now, but I've been drinking some Kenyan black. It's

698
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:17,960
my favorite. I call it Barack Obama for short. Oh, nice. I've always wanted to try it because

699
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:22,200
they have the cranberry Kenyan black. I heard it tastes just like Obama or cranberry Obama. Yeah,

700
01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:28,440
it's good stuff. I like that. You can actually get a subscription for cold brew tea and the

701
01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:34,440
pitcher and everything to make it online at Coolsteeperclub.com and you get 25% off like a promo

702
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:42,280
code bad comedy. They have like a nice old sweet tea that I can stand sit on while I'm sitting on

703
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:48,440
my front porch. They don't sell that, but a sweet tea is just tea with sugar so you can make it

704
01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:54,440
yourself just like the south like the southerners do. See guys, we have some worst solution based

705
01:08:54,440 --> 01:09:00,040
here. We're not problem based like fucking who I'm fucking Dylan. Yeah, like Bob Dylan. So go to

706
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:09,480
Coolsteeperclub.com. The tea is excellent. I had it and I was like, this is excellent. That's like

707
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:14,360
goodness gracious. Great balls of fire. I said, what the heck? What's in this? Get really good tea.

708
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:20,360
Yeah. So Jason, do you have anything that you want to plug for the people listening

709
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:25,480
out on the YouTube community? Make sure you check out a Patreon for bad comedy,

710
01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:28,440
patreon.com, slash bad comment. All the good, all the good episodes. It was four dollars.

711
01:09:28,440 --> 01:09:34,920
All the guest episodes are there. So literally buy one less fidget spinner this week and join

712
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:41,560
our Patreon. Yeah. Or cancel maybe one quarter of your HBO subscription.

713
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:46,040
Cancel your prime subscription. Honestly, you don't need that shit. Yeah. I'll tell you a website

714
01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:52,840
where you can get all the movies for free if you email me. Yeah. Well, you should cancel all your

715
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:57,800
subscriptions for movies and then use this website. I give you cancel all your streaming services and

716
01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:03,960
then buy patriots for all your friends. I also, if you want it, I made a website where you put in a

717
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:11,640
YouTube URL and it'll play the YouTube without ads. I made a website. I have YouTube premium.

718
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:14,920
Yeah. You can have YouTube premium or you could use this website I built and you just put the

719
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:21,240
YouTube URL in and it plays it with the pod though for certain reasons. Yeah. Do you have anything

720
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:25,240
that you want? Do you want to plug? Do you have a Twitch or like a Jason Mountain Twitch? Do you

721
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:29,720
need discord or anything? I have a discord. I think it's called cool. Jason Mountain. You should

722
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:34,600
figure out what it's called. I'm pretty sure it's cool. Jason Mountain. You're really not good.

723
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:39,000
I'm cool. Jason. I know you really want to do stand up from home, but you're not very good at

724
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:44,760
promoting your Twitch. All my friends from real life don't like the Twitch because it's just me.

725
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:49,320
It's like, I see Jason. I like Jason. I just, I just Jason. I'm on Twitch is kind of for people

726
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:55,560
who I like, who are far away and not like comedians. There's like regular people who are far away.

727
01:10:55,560 --> 01:11:00,520
Some of them are comedians. I hate regular people except for patrons. It's more old. Yeah,

728
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:05,560
more for old people. Yeah. Jason is an alt. Yeah. I just want to do I watched Atlanta. I'm gonna

729
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:10,360
and I fucking loved it when I listen to your and I feel like a dipshit for not working on a project

730
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:15,400
that's like good. I also watch horse and Pete, which was like incredible. I'm like, God damn it.

731
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:19,720
Why am I not working every day on a piece of art as opposed to just doing bullshit and playing

732
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:25,160
well combat on my phone when I when I watch fucking asshole when I watch you talk about altar and I

733
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:30,520
watch your alternative comedy. I say control alt delete. Yeah. Yeah. And then you and then you

734
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:36,840
open up for Chan to go control alt right. No, I got I got I got a I got a horse and get a

735
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:41,240
bunch of pussy. Yeah. Yeah. Horch and damn it. That just got me just the amount of that sounds

736
01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:51,800
like a place where you have sex with an anime or Chan Jackie Horchin folks. Follow me a bad boy

737
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:56,520
comedy and everything. I do have a new page coming out soon that is going to be financial advice.

738
01:11:56,520 --> 01:12:00,600
And I'm going to be really mean to people and tell them like, you're so dumb for not

739
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:07,080
doing this yet. You're so why aren't you investing? You're so stupid. Obviously,

740
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:11,560
it'd be mean to the audience. Yeah. It's gonna be half that and by the way, being friends with

741
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:17,480
Mac now comes with ads kind of. He texts me like, Hey, let me say you about the account. Oh, yeah.

742
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:24,840
Well, I'll show you the I'll show you the law or the cost of waiting when it comes to savings.

743
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:34,680
The cost of waiting. So that sounds so heavy. The cost of waiting. I mean, it is dude. I think

744
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:42,520
there's something like more deeply existential that I'm doing probably costing me. Yeah. I mean,

745
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:46,680
the cost of waiting is it can apply to a lot of things. Yeah, you're gonna talk about money,

746
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:51,880
but I'm gonna talk about no, no, no, something more important that like my judgment from God or

747
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:56,680
something. That's what I was gonna talk about. But I'm not gonna anymore. You're gonna read some

748
01:12:56,680 --> 01:13:06,280
Kierkegaard on your new advice. I read some from the book of Wayne. Okay. Can I start reading from

749
01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:11,480
the Bible on here? I'm sorry. I read from the book. I get demonetized if I read from the Bible,

750
01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:16,440
because it's like horrific reading stuff that happens in the Bible. Can you please bite your head?

751
01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:23,560
Yep. No, Jason, please. I'm buying it backwards. Are your eyes closed? Yeah. Okay. A reading from

752
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:32,200
the book of Wayne. The birds don't fly without my permission. I'm probably in the ocean.

753
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:39,640
Wait, I'm probably in the sky swimming with the fishes or maybe even the ocean swimming with the

754
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:47,400
pigeons. Hallelujah. Amen. Amen. Thank you, Wayne. Amen. As sold by the prophet Weevee. Weezief Baby

755
01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:57,800
and his father that has a bird man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Boy comedy. You know, he also used to go

756
01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:03,720
by another name. What was Birdman's other name? It was baby. Baby. Yeah. That was always kind of

757
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:10,120
his nickname, though. No, he's on songs featuring baby. So because I just looked up a weird little

758
01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:15,800
baby. Little baby little bird man. Let's look into this. Maybe connection. We'll let you know next

759
01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:22,920
week, folks. Definitely follow up on that. And I'll post links to stuff like I always say I'm

760
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:27,640
going to do and never do. But you should do it. We'll give you if you're a patron, you each

761
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:32,360
you want free cameo. I'm going to do that. I actually have it written down in multiple places.

762
01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:35,480
And then you can try to request Alex Lucian.

763
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:41,720
No, we're not going to do that. I'm going to have a checkbox for you or you.

764
01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:46,680
You know, I'll radio button. God, it's going to be definitely mostly you.

765
01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:50,760
Maybe I'm a better content creator. I don't know.

766
01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:55,320
If you really want, you get a request one from each of us if we don't get a lot.

767
01:14:56,440 --> 01:15:01,960
Yeah. Well, Adam Rabanski is going to pick you. Zeke Zugler. If you pick Jason, then I would be

768
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:07,560
so devastated. But Adam Rabanski is mad at you right now. I don't know if I like Adam Rabanski

769
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:11,880
or not. I'm just going to say no. I don't think you guys should be enemies. Yeah. You're on my

770
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:17,640
fight inside. Adam Rabanski. Yeah. I've been listening to this where you're killing cockroaches.

771
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:21,800
Yeah. And we're bands. He told me I'm not allowed to tell you the stuff he texts me about you anymore.

772
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:28,280
What? Yep. I got to keep his secrets. Otherwise could could endanger our patrons. Oh, well,

773
01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:33,880
you know, we can do we can we can talk about them behind the extra paywall that we didn't tell Adam

774
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:39,320
about. Oh, yeah. A third paywall. And that was headed. My dick's so big I'd be hitting the third

775
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:45,080
paywall. It's only me and Jason talking about Adam Rabanski. That's how you really make her come.

776
01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:51,160
It's called a hitter third paywall. It's called Adam Rabanski. It's called the Adam Rabanski paywall.

777
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:57,000
I want to do a podcast called the Adam Rabanski hour. It's just me talking about shit the

778
01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:06,760
Adam Rabanski likes. Yeah, I'm sure I might do that. Maybe one day. No, what he's just saying

779
01:16:06,760 --> 01:16:10,200
you should be doing these awesome projects and not this is your idea for a project.

780
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:17,560
It does seem awesome, though. This is actually not a new idea. I've had this idea for years.

781
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:26,040
So three things. Remember close deeper club. Well, first of all, patreon.com slash bad comedy.

782
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:33,000
That's the most important coolest deeper club.com for 25% off promo code bad comedy, the T of the

783
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:42,440
world. And then also what's the third brain spa at brain spa. Oh, I see you. Yeah. We can't talk

784
01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:47,240
about what it is on this one, but check it out if you're cool. Just go on Instagram and look up

785
01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:59,480
that account. Yeah. And go to Frank and Mary's and help Dale. Yeah, be happy. Make a free

786
01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:07,480
Dale. Go make Dale happy. Go stop by and make him happy. Okay. Yeah. Oh, I always forgot to

787
01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:13,640
say this. Catch me at every comedy club in Chicago every weekend. I'm generally doing a weekend at

788
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:19,320
every big comedy bar in Chicago. And then catch me in the green room is a nice next time him

789
01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:25,320
talents in town because we'll need private other console, another another war council to make sure

790
01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:34,760
that the piece extends. Jason, do you have any final words? Oh, thanks for coming out to reserve

791
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:40,600
there. By the way, she's a good actor. Thanks for having me. Mac. Thanks for coming on to no

792
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:50,360
problem. When we'll see you in the moon hits the sun. Yeah, the moon. Well, now we'll see you when

793
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:57,320
a meteor is heading towards us. And then we put so Robin cam honeybedger and Samtown and a ball

794
01:17:57,320 --> 01:18:03,320
on. And then we drop out on a teeter totter and Dale's on the other side. Dale flies at the meteor

795
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and breaks it and saves the world. That's when we'll see you folks. See you then. Love you.