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Hello everybody, welcome to the Bad Comedy podcast.

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I am Dan Dosimo from Japan.

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I am cousins with James Dosimo, Chicago comedian.

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He stole my name.

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He still joke.

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He dishonor our family.

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And I have come to Chicago to cure the fake Dan Dosimo.

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I am here with Winston Satanic Churchill.

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Wow, hi.

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Hail Satan.

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Hi.

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Hail Satan.

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I don't know what kind of voice Winston Churchill had.

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Hi.

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Hi, I'm Winston Churchill.

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No.

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He's probably more like a, like, yeah, he's a wisecracker.

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He'd do a lot of wisecrack jokes.

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He'd be like a Mark Norman.

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Wait, who else are we here with?

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Of course we're here with.

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Calvin and Robb's folks.

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Oh, Calvin and Robb's.

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You're all jokes.

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You're here to rob Calvin Evans.

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Give me all your jokes and parody songs.

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Yeah.

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All right, folks.

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In normal fashion, we, I fucked up the first 10 minutes and we're just going to not talk

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about the Super Bowl, but we'll talk about Timu.

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No, we won't.

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Shout out to Timu.

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Shout out to me too.

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Calvin and Hobbes.

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Yeah, Timu.

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Both made after philosophers.

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Calvinists, the people who are Calvinists and Hobbes, Thomas Hobbes.

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Timu, if you're listening, it sounds like a philosopher.

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I've ever heard one.

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If you're listening to Timu because you're the Chinese government and I know you are,

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we would love to partner up with the CCP.

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I mean, we would love to work with the CCP.

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We'd love to work with the ICP.

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We believe that Taiwan's part of China.

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I believe that a violent J is part of the ICP.

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Yeah.

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That's from Timu.

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See, we're communists and we got that from Timu.

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Hell yeah, dude.

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Shout out to workers, the work class.

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We got these all through.

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The hammer and sickle represent the working class, communism representing workers.

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So in communism, everybody gets a hammer and sickle.

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Yeah, and a pickle.

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And then it's basically after that, it's you get to get your food in the gladiator

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style.

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Yeah, weighted line.

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I used to think that when you were a communist is because you got hammered and ate a pickle.

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I thought I was a communist for a long time because whenever I got hammered, I eat a

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pickle.

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It turns out I was a capitalist.

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Oh yeah, I thought I was a communist because I got a degree in communications.

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Oh, that's coming.

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That's coming to communication.

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Yeah, I come.

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I was I was a communication.

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I thought I was a communist because I've been eating so much cake lately.

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I got I went to I majored in that was a was it that what do you call it King and Queen

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setup?

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I don't know.

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Was it?

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It was a quick.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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But I think it was somebody invited me.

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It doesn't matter.

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Somebody.

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I'm not our key.

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I think that's a monarchy.

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Uh-huh.

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Somebody invited me to a chief Keith concert for free for free.

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Yeah, but I said no.

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Oh, I'm I'm too scared to go to rap concerts.

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I want to step on anybody's shoes.

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Yeah, beat up.

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I thought I had made a bunch of money because I thought I put money on the chiefs to actually

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put money on the chief keys.

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Oh, no.

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And he wasn't even in the Super Bowl.

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I just kept all my money.

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What was the OZ?

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I believe it was like it was like infinity to zero to infinity to one.

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I mean, it's pop.

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That'd be awesome if chief Keith won the Super Bowl.

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Oh, and cool.

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Performed.

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Oh, single hand.

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Dude, the halftime show is dope as fuck.

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They had satanic rituals.

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It was a ursher.

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Ursher.

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And then he brought on Luda Lil John.

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Alicia Keys.

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Did he do I want to leave the one I'm with and start a new relationship?

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I don't know, but that's my favorite.

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Lil John popped out in the middle of the crowd and he was like, yeah, it's sad what happened

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to him.

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Yeah, yeah.

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State little.

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Yeah, it's kind of a disease.

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But you know, they prop up these people in the Super Bowl even so complain about it.

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I saw a guy who he got texted.

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He thought that he was going to perform at the Super Bowl.

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They said, do you want to perform during the Super Bowl?

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And so he started tweeting, oh my gosh, a shout out to my team.

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That's awesome.

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True.

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And it turns out he just wouldn't be able to watch the Super Bowl.

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So it reminds me of Jason Acevedo when he was like, I'm going to be a 480 United Center.

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And then it turns out what he just wasn't, it was a lie.

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Yeah.

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We got it.

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We got to get you some new tea.

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That happened a while ago, didn't it?

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Yeah, but it's a similar thing.

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We got to make.

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Yeah, I have plenty of new tea.

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What else?

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What you got?

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This is a new segment called Max Tea.

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Well, let me tell you about Colorado.

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I was in Colorado.

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OK.

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I snowboarded for the first time in 12 years.

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Is that why your hair is all iced back like that?

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No, it's because I'm Japanese.

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I'm Japanese.

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I thought your hair became like that from the wind and the ice.

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I mean, I was on Steamboat Colorado and you go up like 10,000 feet.

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Hold on a second.

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And you can't breathe up there.

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You snowboarded on the Steamboat?

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There was not one Steamboat in Steamboat.

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And I was like, what's going on?

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What's going on?

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What's going on?

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Yeah, I asked them.

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Did you have any green chilies while you were there?

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No, but Steamboat Springs.

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What the hell?

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I did go to the hot springs there.

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So it's like cold outside, but hot in the water.

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But I'll tell you, my dick was sore after that from getting big and small.

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Every time you get out.

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My dick got a great workout.

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Not from fucking bitches, just from getting in and out of the hot springs.

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You put something in the microwave and you came back and got a microwave it again.

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And you put it up and cool it off.

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It's not the same after.

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The problem is if that actually makes your dick smaller, I think.

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In the long run.

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In the long run, yeah.

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Because it gets small so many times.

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That's nice.

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But at least it might.

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Or it might average out to being the same.

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I think it's giving you some flexibility, you know.

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But yeah, you take this scantle up like 10,000 feet and like you can't breathe because

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they're so thin.

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So like every breath you take is like a quarter of a breath of oxygen.

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I did.

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I went to Red Rocks once after sleeping in a part and I was doing stand up and Denver

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and then I slept in a basement.

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Oh, I saw a Denver because I flew in a Denver with cats all over my head.

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I woke up with a cat in my head.

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I'm allergic.

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And then we went to Red Rock and I couldn't breathe.

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I lost my breath for the longest amount of time I've ever lost my breath.

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Dude, yeah.

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And then like a down like a way there was like an Arab guy smoking a cigar.

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I was like, what the fuck is going on?

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I can't breathe and that guy's smoking a cigar.

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With the altitude, it's weird that your lungs adjust just like over time to it because I

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I said, I was hungover and had cat hour Jesus as well.

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Well, me too on both days that I snowboard.

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So I snowboarded one day.

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You've been hanging out with some cats.

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I couldn't breathe.

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The second time I did it snowboard with cat in the hat.

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What?

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Yeah, actually, can the hats hat does look like a hat that a snowboarder would wear.

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Yeah, it does.

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Snowboarders are on water.

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So I snowboard, but like the guys, I think they're cool.

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They were like plaid like jackets and they have the fuck cool like neon goggles and

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but they have cool words.

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What was the word you said in the reel about snowboarding?

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Well, I said I made up.

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I made up snow cap.

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Well, that was you know, I know.

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I asked what are you the delicious movie, the movie time tree.

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Well, okay.

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How do you an urban film?

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What that's why I was candy.

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You get at the movie theater.

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So this is one thing I was telling Dylan about people that live in like Colorado or Denver.

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Is that their whole personality is living in is snowboarding or living in Colorado?

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Yeah, sometimes it's hiking.

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Yeah, but they don't say thing.

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They don't have a personality or an identity.

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That's it.

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Like they're not funny about color.

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Their personality is is the pictures on the wall at that.

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Yeah.

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What's the place that sells jackets?

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The jacket store.

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Yeah, the jacket store.

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Burlington.

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Not Burlington.

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The fucking one that you have to have a membership for and shit.

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But I realize that my brother, he has no personality.

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All his friends.

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I met no personality.

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All for the friends that I know.

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Which brother is this?

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No personality.

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Not the gay brother.

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No Mac kind of got all the personality genes.

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Yeah.

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What's Max personality?

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Max personality is just the anti of whatever is going on.

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Yeah.

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Toxic.

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Contrarian.

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Yeah.

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I'm a sophist.

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Whatever that means.

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They said how come God had the devil and they said God didn't allow the devil.

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The devil is the absence of God.

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That's Mac.

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Yeah.

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Well, the big one.

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He's friends with the dark is the absence of light.

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Mac is like the opposite of everything.

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The biggest trick the devil ever pulled on God was telling God.

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He said, don't make Mac.

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And God was like, oh, you're trying to trick me.

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And then he made me.

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You know, I heard that saying differently.

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I heard the saying was the biggest trick that devil ever played is he said to God, ligma.

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What he got said, what's ligma?

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And he said, ligma nuts.

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I did that to fucking God.

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Yeah.

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And then God felt like a complete piece of shit.

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He must have done a lot of pranks because I also heard that the well, I think there's

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different different people think that these different pranks, the biggest prank that the

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devil ever pulled.

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Well, because I heard that the devil called Dan Dosimo and pretended he was the John from

266
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JFL and that he got the clip and that it wasn't funny at all.

267
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He's like, you're not going to get booked.

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So that's what they say in church a lot.

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It's the biggest trick they've pulled.

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That's when Dan went rogue after that.

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The biggest trick that the.

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The biggest trick that the devil pulled was calling me at three in the morning and asked

273
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me if my refrigerator was running.

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I went and checked it and came back.

275
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I go, yes, running.

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And he said, well, you better go catch it.

277
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Did you catch it?

278
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No, it wasn't actually the biggest tricks of devil ever pulled.

279
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One time that huge hookery picked up.

280
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Yeah.

281
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Didn't even pay her.

282
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It's a trick.

283
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Well, at the time someone someone called me and they said your refrigerator is running

284
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and you better than I went and looked and it wasn't running away.

285
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Nice.

286
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And I was like, oh, fuck, thank you.

287
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I go.

288
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I caught it for your information.

289
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He's training for a 23 K.

290
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Yeah.

291
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What is it called a 400 K?

292
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I don't know.

293
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401 K.

294
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I don't.

295
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I'm a fat guy.

296
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I don't know different.

297
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You insert foot race.

298
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That would have been a good job.

299
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Marathon.

300
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Yeah.

301
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For your information, my refrigerator is training for a marathon.

302
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Well, it's it's marathon.

303
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Not a sprint folks, and that's why we're sponsored by Cool Steeper Club T.

304
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The biggest trick that ever played was convincing the world that it was a sprint, not a marathon.

305
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I mean, what three legged race, whatever you're an American, Jason, you're you're a sports

306
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runner.

307
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You run for sport.

308
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You know me.

309
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And what's your most favorite refreshing drink to have after sports?

310
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I believe it was prime, which is well, after a long run, I like to drink a glass of microwave

311
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vodka.

312
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Oh, you're back on the song.

313
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I'm joking.

314
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I'm joking.

315
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I would never do that.

316
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,760
Well, that concerns shot into the Cool Steeper Club.

317
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That's what I always drink.

318
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I like caffeine.

319
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Is it tea?

320
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This is tea.

321
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Test us.

322
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Remember we had that segment Max T. This is my segment, Jason's T. Oh, and it's this

323
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is a Christmas black.

324
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So it's bogus.

325
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I have to get gossip, but you but you get just get to have a thing of tea.

326
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Yeah.

327
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So much more work.

328
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We're going to have to bring it up with the next contract in negotiation.

329
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I'm just gonna buy some Cool Steeper Club with our promo code bad comedy for 25% off.

330
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Wow.

331
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And the website Cool Steeper Club.com.

332
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You can get subscription tea with the promo code bad comedy.

333
00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:58,680
Yeah.

334
00:11:58,680 --> 00:11:59,680
Everyone buys subscription.

335
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I can't believe you paid full price for that.

336
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,680
No, no, I got it.

337
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:04,680
I got it.

338
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You did.

339
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You just private check it out.

340
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It's my dick.

341
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Well, you like Cool Steeper Club, right?

342
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000
Don't know.

343
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I don't.

344
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000
I've never really been there.

345
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I don't think it's well.

346
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Okay.

347
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It kind of in the court.

348
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Don't worry.

349
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This is kind of a good thing for Cool Steeper Club.

350
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:27,600
A guy who wears gloves 24 seven never takes them off doesn't like Cool Steeper Club.

351
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,360
Anywhere's a Jerry chain.

352
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,680
A weird guy doesn't like it.

353
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Normal guys me and Mac.

354
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,120
We love it.

355
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So there you go.

356
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:40,560
It just makes a lot of sense to make our listeners swipe away and it's like the Mac

357
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first PC thing.

358
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10 minutes in.

359
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What are you jealous?

360
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,080
Because that's usually your job.

361
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,080
It's funny.

362
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,600
He's jealous of Cool Steeper Club because normally that's his job.

363
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,880
Nobody ever means it's Mac first PC.

364
00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:52,880
I do.

365
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I pay for it.

366
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:54,880
And I buy it.

367
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And we really pay for it with the listeners.

368
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,680
I legit have such a caffeine addiction.

369
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:02,640
I have subscription tea and subscription coffee.

370
00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:07,720
People get subscription stuff on Amazon and stuff like that all the time.

371
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:11,840
Cool Steeper Club is better because it's straight to you from the company and it's fresher.

372
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,320
It's probably not from some weird.

373
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It's curated.

374
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It's different every time.

375
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:19,840
And then you don't have to like I get I get everything subscription because I work for

376
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a place that gives me food.

377
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,760
I don't want to say I get subscription food for cheap.

378
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,440
So I literally don't go to the groceries.

379
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,800
He works for a peer.

380
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,040
So I get they send me tea.

381
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,040
They send me food.

382
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,840
What else do you need?

383
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,520
We should interrogate the drug.

384
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:34,520
We should interrogate Dylan.

385
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:37,840
They need they should come up subscription drug service.

386
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I can't.

387
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I'm a genius.

388
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:40,840
I'm going to write this down.

389
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:41,840
This is a good segment.

390
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All right.

391
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:43,840
They do.

392
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They do have drug delivery.

393
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They have they have a script.

394
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:51,440
They have subscription prescriptions that they deliver you like illegal drugs.

395
00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:52,440
They can't subscription.

396
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,440
A ball up.

397
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,440
Yeah.

398
00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,720
Does anybody send you like ketamine every first of the month?

399
00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:00,880
I mean, you could probably do that with at brain spot.

400
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:04,440
It's not on there.

401
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,320
Sponsor company can get behind.

402
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,320
Yeah.

403
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,320
Brain spots good.

404
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,680
But as a segment, I wanted to interrogate Dylan.

405
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:14,200
I don't know about what, but we'll watch this on verbals and kind of figure out.

406
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,840
Oh, we're going to do like an interrogation.

407
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:16,840
Yeah.

408
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:17,840
So we need to find out something.

409
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:18,840
You guys are upset.

410
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,280
I don't cooperate about the ads.

411
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,280
No, no.

412
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,520
Not about the ads.

413
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:27,360
So Dylan, how would you get up to this morning?

414
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,000
This is a popular YouTube format.

415
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000
They call it Jim can.

416
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,480
Jim can swim or something.

417
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,560
Do a vacation video with a break.

418
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:34,560
I do this morning.

419
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:38,360
I woke up at 1244 and said, fuck, we'll do Japanese cop.

420
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,360
We'll do Japanese cop.

421
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,360
Bad cop.

422
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,520
Wait, wait, Japanese cop.

423
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:43,800
Good cop or bad cop.

424
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,800
Bad cop.

425
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,480
What time you wake up?

426
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:47,480
1244.

427
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,760
That's pretty late in the day.

428
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:49,760
You dipshit.

429
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,320
Why'd you call me a dipshit?

430
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,400
From the bad cop.

431
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:56,360
As long as you are at peace with yourself.

432
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,040
1245 is okay.

433
00:14:58,040 --> 00:14:59,960
What did you do afterwards?

434
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:04,560
I got up, got ready and came here right away because it's supposed to be here.

435
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,560
What did you do yesterday?

436
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,560
Right away, huh?

437
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,560
Yeah.

438
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:08,560
You didn't do anything else.

439
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:10,920
You came straight here.

440
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,800
You just, you just walked out of bed.

441
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:16,960
You just walked out of bed into an Uber.

442
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,920
And it was a lift.

443
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:22,720
So you didn't even do your hair or the lack of it?

444
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:23,720
Make sure it's right on.

445
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,000
It was a lift in case he changes mind later.

446
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000
I'm taking notes.

447
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,520
We got to put together a timeline.

448
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,520
Yeah, yeah.

449
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,520
Okay, so wake up 1245.

450
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:34,480
The walk straight to the lift.

451
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,480
Are you using the read method?

452
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,480
Yes.

453
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,480
Okay.

454
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,480
Who was it?

455
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,480
The read.

456
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,480
Don't worry about it.

457
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:48,760
And, oh, the different week, I think that that's a very good idea.

458
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:53,040
And you're smart for doing it, being very good with your time.

459
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,040
What did you do next?

460
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,560
I came here as a really good use of my time.

461
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,720
What do you do yesterday?

462
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,360
Yeah, online poker.

463
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,600
Oh, clean my room.

464
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,600
How?

465
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,760
What times you wake up yesterday?

466
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:13,320
We know you don't got a fucking job now.

467
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,840
This is common as punk.

468
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,920
Now when he put you hippie fuck now when he puts his head back to think like this, it

469
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:23,760
generally means that he's stalling because he he knows the answer.

470
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,880
He just isn't going to come out and say it.

471
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,560
He needs to make sure there's continuity in the story.

472
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,560
We know the truth.

473
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,920
You were jacking off.

474
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,160
That's why you don't want to tell us.

475
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,160
You're embarrassed.

476
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,080
You are jacking off to a corpse of a body.

477
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,080
To a corpse.

478
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,080
Is that the first thing you think of?

479
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:47,920
Do you DNA matches during I was Japanese cop and now I'm bad cop.

480
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:51,600
Do you had their bodies in your duffel bag?

481
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:55,800
No, do you have heads in your small duffel bag?

482
00:16:55,800 --> 00:17:01,240
Can we look in the duffel bag and verify what's in the bag?

483
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:08,520
These hounds I believe you're like we can't trick them just telling the truth.

484
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:09,520
We read him like a book.

485
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,520
We did read method.

486
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,520
All right.

487
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,880
Anyway, we're going to borrow your cell phone and make a copy of it.

488
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,840
So honestly, the interrogation doesn't matter.

489
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,960
They always just get everything from the cell phone.

490
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,840
They literally they're like, okay, this we found the body in the woods and then your

491
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,920
cell phone pinged right next to it.

492
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:25,920
When?

493
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,920
Yeah, it's always evident.

494
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,440
They literally always get everything from interrogation and then they have enough evidence

495
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,480
to convict them on the second one.

496
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,800
Yeah, just then they're like, well, we actually turns out the whole time.

497
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,280
We knew you're lying now.

498
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,600
Dude, did you ever watch the jokes?

499
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,600
It turns out the whole time.

500
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,720
That's what all those videos are, but it's an hour long.

501
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,280
There's this one I watched.

502
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,280
It was legit.

503
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:49,680
Like it might have been like two hours long of them getting this guy's whole story of

504
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,960
his whole day of everything.

505
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:55,840
And they let him tell the whole story for like two hours straight and they kept asking him

506
00:17:55,840 --> 00:18:00,560
details and details and then he got to like done with this story and he was like, now

507
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:05,280
we're here and the cop goes, okay, well, I know that's all a lie.

508
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,040
So I'm gonna throw this away.

509
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,040
He takes the papers.

510
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,040
He throws them away.

511
00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,040
He gets out a new paper.

512
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,480
He's like, we're going to start over and you're going to tell me about how you killed your

513
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,480
parents.

514
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,120
He killed his parents.

515
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,120
That's awesome.

516
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,120
Yeah, that's it.

517
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,120
It's both.

518
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,880
So it was it was incredible.

519
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,920
I mean, it was so boring, but the payoff was so huge.

520
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:24,920
Yeah.

521
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,720
I don't get I understand.

522
00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:31,520
I understand when you want to listen to every single thing they say, but if you have enough

523
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,920
evidence, why waste your time?

524
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:39,200
It's all just about building the I mean, supposedly they want to build the case airtight.

525
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,200
Right.

526
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,080
And they want to seem nice in the beginning because people get off.

527
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,600
They want to be nice and agreeable at the beginning and then flip the switch on them

528
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,040
and kind of like, like, what the heck?

529
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:53,080
Also they want a confession because circumstantial evidence and all that shit.

530
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:57,360
Oh, speaking of people getting locked up, you guys saw that article about the person

531
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:58,360
in the case.

532
00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,360
That's got to be scared.

533
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,360
Oh, sorry.

534
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,360
What?

535
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,360
What happened to Scotty?

536
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,360
About my my my.

537
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,360
Oh, you said it something.

538
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,360
I didn't look into it enough.

539
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,360
Do you want to talk about it?

540
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:09,840
Well, if you read the article him and two other people tied a woman to a chair and it

541
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,840
burned her alive.

542
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:15,880
Well, was that a black while blasting killing the rats on repeat?

543
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,440
Is that a Kodak black song?

544
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,600
So is that song?

545
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,920
Is there something about it that makes it why they play it then?

546
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:26,680
I mean, I use a video that song was creeped out in the article.

547
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:31,160
They say that it was over $65, but I that's what the father of the victim said.

548
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,160
I don't believe that.

549
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,640
I'm sure it was had to was something about her being a rat.

550
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:36,640
Okay.

551
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:40,760
I was like, I think Scotty was in jail and was out for like two days and then did this.

552
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,240
She probably read it on the first time.

553
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,640
And now, yeah, they might have been all fucking on drugs.

554
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,480
But these are the vibe of that was like, druggy.

555
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,480
So like Scott, you know, Scotty.

556
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,640
That article is way gone.

557
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:57,440
So if Hacco thought I was flexing about these people that I know, he could have been that

558
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,440
person.

559
00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,440
Yeah.

560
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,840
So listen up, Hacco.

561
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,960
Who knows the mind of Hacco Ryan?

562
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:03,960
Who knows his mind?

563
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:04,960
I don't.

564
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,840
Yeah, I truly cannot say what he thinks.

565
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:07,840
Dale apparently does.

566
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,840
Dale has aligned himself.

567
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:12,000
Thank you, Hacco, for putting me on your show.

568
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Yeah.

569
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,600
So that's how low he's kind of weird.

570
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:18,240
He didn't thank the bad comedy podcast for putting us on.

571
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,240
Oh, yeah.

572
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,800
In fact, he did the opposite.

573
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:24,120
He like said he hated us and he didn't want to be our friend anymore.

574
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,840
Yeah, he said no more favor.

575
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,840
No more favor.

576
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,440
Thanks for the favor you did us.

577
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,800
That was such a favor bombing at our show.

578
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,440
Dale doesn't pick up my calls anymore.

579
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:37,360
I want to I want to go on walks with him to so we can both get in shape.

580
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,360
You've been trying to walk.

581
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:42,840
I'm like, I'm like, hey, Dale, let's go patrol Humboldt Park and make sure these Puerto Ricans

582
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:43,840
aren't up to no good.

583
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,920
We got to make sure that the recupy the neighborhood safe.

584
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,720
Is that my team Hacco now?

585
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:52,080
Yeah, he's a he's a you can stay on team Hacco.

586
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,080
We don't need Dale anymore.

587
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,480
We got we're growing a new Dale and Mike Dwyer.

588
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,480
Yeah, yeah.

589
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,000
We got a young fresh Dale.

590
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Oh, yeah.

591
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,200
I'm a grown fresh out the kitchen.

592
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,480
We have a young Dale.

593
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:02,680
He's got trauma too, buddy.

594
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,880
I've been digging in with him.

595
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,880
Oh, yeah.

596
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:05,880
He's had a horrible life.

597
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,320
He's kind of like he's gonna be a way better Dale.

598
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,840
Yeah, it's like when you replace a quarter back, we can make him better.

599
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:11,840
Exactly.

600
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,080
And then he'll work and he's more of a long term option for us.

601
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,560
And he'll work at Ed and Jeans.

602
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,680
Yeah, we'll get them in there.

603
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,680
I didn't jeans.

604
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,040
Another dive bar with it.

605
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,120
Yeah, we used to always used to be a comedy hangout in jeans.

606
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:25,520
I remember after the first power hour came back, they'll fix in G.

607
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:26,520
That gallery.

608
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:30,240
We went to Ed and Jeans after that's cool.

609
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,320
Shout out to Mike makings used to live across the street.

610
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:35,200
The guys started beer belly with so we'd go there all the time there and Jack and

611
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,600
Ginger's about Mike taking.

612
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,920
We did mushrooms and Jack and Ginger's one time.

613
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:40,920
What about Mike?

614
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,920
Mike destroyings.

615
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:42,920
Ooh, I like that.

616
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:43,920
Instead of makings.

617
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:44,920
Yeah.

618
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:45,920
What is there Mike?

619
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,440
Manker to Mikey Manker.

620
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,440
Yeah, I'm happy they both.

621
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:54,360
They used to also both get mixed up and they also both got into Trump and got like canceled

622
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,880
by the scene for their political views.

623
00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:00,880
Is there anyone that you get mixed up with where you're just like have to be a little

624
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,840
bit acquaintances with them?

625
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:06,520
I used to get mixed up with Derek Smith, but he lost weight and moved.

626
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:07,520
Dan does.

627
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,760
He used to get mixed up with Dale all the time.

628
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:13,240
Yeah, he lost but Dan lost weight and changed his look a little.

629
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,480
She did.

630
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,120
They're look a little changed their look a little.

631
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,120
She changed her look.

632
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,120
I didn't say anything.

633
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:21,620
It changed his look.

634
00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:23,120
I said Dan changed his look.

635
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,120
No, Dan calling.

636
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,120
Dan called me.

637
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,440
Yeah, you guys forget that story.

638
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:28,920
I know I'm misgendering him.

639
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,840
Dan called me during the first 10 minutes.

640
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:34,280
The episode that we didn't record and said I'm a girl.

641
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,280
So what?

642
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,280
Yeah.

643
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,280
So Dan transition.

644
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,360
It was gay than non binary.

645
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,360
No.

646
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,360
Trans.

647
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,360
Yeah.

648
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,360
Did it was ET trans?

649
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,360
I think I think ET.

650
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,400
Didn't ET wear girl clothes?

651
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,640
No, they did put ET actually.

652
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:49,640
I think they put a wig on ET.

653
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,280
They always try to put a black man in a dress.

654
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:53,280
You ever notice?

655
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,280
Yeah, including ET.

656
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,280
Yeah.

657
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,280
It's sad.

658
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,280
These aliens.

659
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,680
The aliens people are talking to ET black.

660
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,520
No, people never talk about how the aliens have it hard.

661
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:06,200
People like black people have it hard.

662
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,200
Mexicans have it hard.

663
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,200
Yeah.

664
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,200
Stop Asian.

665
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,200
Hey, what about the aliens?

666
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,200
What about ET?

667
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,200
They want to put them in a house man area.

668
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,200
Yeah.

669
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,200
They talk.

670
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,240
He only say his own name like a Pokemon and they did what they dressed up like a girl.

671
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,720
The moralized and put them in a dress.

672
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,720
He was mad.

673
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:21,720
He had alien powers.

674
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:22,720
Yeah.

675
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,720
He had the healing finger.

676
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:24,720
He had a cool finger.

677
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,720
Imagine.

678
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:26,720
I heard he stole jokes from Cat Williams.

679
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,720
Dude.

680
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:28,720
Chicks.

681
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,720
I had to bang the family dog.

682
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:31,720
Harvey.

683
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:35,200
Dude, ET in the dress.

684
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,360
They always try to put a black man in a dress.

685
00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:38,360
That's the problem.

686
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:39,360
Hollywood.

687
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:40,360
You know the ET.

688
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,360
Smashed up.

689
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:44,840
ET finger blasted a Screva's friend.

690
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,840
Girlfriend.

691
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:46,840
Oh, wow.

692
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:47,840
Light up.

693
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:48,840
ET finger girlfriend.

694
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:49,840
Uh huh.

695
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:50,840
Fingers Screva friend girlfriend.

696
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:51,840
ET finger girl.

697
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:57,280
Hey, well, if you don't listen to our podcast guy, sorry, we couldn't.

698
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:01,920
Sorry that Jason can't get you on the show, but you need to do comedy for longer.

699
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:06,040
It was just a favor and I couldn't do it.

700
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,040
Yeah.

701
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,520
I'm not mad at him.

702
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,400
I'm mad at him.

703
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,400
He should listen to the show.

704
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,280
We should go back to pressuring people to listen.

705
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,280
Yeah.

706
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,760
I stopped doing that.

707
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,760
I'm retaking my final exam at the end of the month.

708
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:19,760
Nice.

709
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:20,760
That'll be cool.

710
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,560
I'll come back to comedy a little bit.

711
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,760
It's the last exam you're taking for a while.

712
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:26,760
Good.

713
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:27,760
Good.

714
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:28,760
Good.

715
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,320
Because with this one, I'm an actual broker in some states.

716
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,960
You only have to have your six, but I have to have my 63 also.

717
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,160
So that you can be broker at home.

718
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,160
And I can broker in all states.

719
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:44,120
But then I can also get one to become a principal.

720
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,920
Of a school?

721
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:46,920
A high school principal.

722
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,920
Wow.

723
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:48,920
Yeah.

724
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,560
No, it's just a head of a BD.

725
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:55,680
I heard Jeff Asma was working to become a principal and it didn't work out.

726
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,200
Was it a background check again?

727
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:01,480
Yeah, I guess his background check is still really, really bad.

728
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:05,720
Yeah, you would think that he was trying to apply for the educational system and he keeps

729
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,520
getting denied because of background check.

730
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,000
Yeah, some of that stuff stays on your record for life, dude.

731
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,240
It's kind of systemic oppression.

732
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,280
Yeah, what's the statute of limitations on kidnapping a child?

733
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,680
It's like they're adults now.

734
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:21,760
The recidivism rate with those six, six, six, seven, eight.

735
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,560
The River Phoenix rate, whatever you said.

736
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:27,200
What is the thing, if those kids test well, no one says a thing.

737
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,280
What the fuck was that word you just said?

738
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,280
Revisit?

739
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,280
Revisit.

740
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,280
Revisit prison?

741
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:37,280
So he's kind of not paying attention.

742
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,280
I got to work out.

743
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,280
It's important.

744
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,280
Sorry, this is important.

745
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,840
I would not normally do this.

746
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:42,840
He actually has a show tonight.

747
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:47,720
My car broke down and it's full of music equipment and it's just parked at a jewel in Chicago.

748
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,720
Let's talk.

749
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:56,720
A long logistics involved in Ask Two Ass is a great band if you need to book a band.

750
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:57,720
That is a good band.

751
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,600
Have we talked about communism on this one?

752
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:05,320
I think I'm going to set up a show with Ask to Ass and Donnie, a past guest of the show,

753
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:09,520
a special show, and I'm going to try to do it at the American Legion.

754
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,520
That's my plan for coming this summer.

755
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,520
Soon enough, it'll be the Chinese Legion once Team Moon takes over.

756
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,360
It's going to be a big, fun show.

757
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:20,960
I'm going to start trying to book a big, fun show once in a while at the American Legion.

758
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,240
Team Moon is kind of like how my album was.

759
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,240
New Year's You Should Call It?

760
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,240
What?

761
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,240
The Big Fun Show.

762
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,040
Actually, it sounds really like a good version of it.

763
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,040
Yeah, it sounds good.

764
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,040
Big Fun Show.

765
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,040
I'll write it down.

766
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,040
Big Fun Show.

767
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,640
I'll sponsor by the Biggest Fatus, or how's about the Biggest Fatus guy?

768
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,640
Uh-huh.

769
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,440
The Big Fun Show and the Big Fat Guy.

770
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:43,920
Did you see this recent Sam talent clip that went up where he's like, is anybody in the

771
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:44,920
room fatter than me?

772
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:45,920
Yeah.

773
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:46,920
He stole Sorob's joke.

774
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,920
I shared it.

775
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:53,200
It was, it was not like, it didn't seem like Sorob's joke because when nobody was, he

776
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,720
seemed legitimately disappointed.

777
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,720
I think I had.

778
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,720
It's brutal.

779
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,720
I think I had.

780
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,720
So Rob expects to be the biggest.

781
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,880
Sam is like, he's got a delusion that he's not.

782
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,120
He's so better if they are the biggest.

783
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:05,120
Who's bigger?

784
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:06,120
Sam or Sorob?

785
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:11,560
Well, I mean, Sam weighs more because he's like a giant.

786
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:15,600
We got to make like a lineup of just all the people's fat jokes.

787
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:16,600
Yeah.

788
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:17,760
Are you Googling Sam talents?

789
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,760
Wait, I'm wheeling and dealing over here.

790
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,760
Yeah.

791
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:21,760
They should do like a mini.

792
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:25,920
I tried to, I tried to Google Sam talents wait, but it says it cannot compute.

793
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,520
Oh, your phone got really heavy.

794
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,520
Yeah.

795
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,160
My phone's really hot.

796
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,720
Yeah, it feels like my car.

797
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,680
I'd be I'd ex out of that real quick.

798
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:36,680
Yeah.

799
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,960
No, but the don't I think that was before you, before he got here, I was doing biggest

800
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,520
fan of sky in different guys voices.

801
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:45,240
I'm eating and I'm a little bit different.

802
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:50,960
We should do a mini showcase just and share all their clips one day just in a row, just

803
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,920
like a ham talent.

804
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,360
So Rob can for as well.

805
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,360
What's up food?

806
00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:02,600
Three store up clip for the past 20 clips is the chair joke.

807
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,600
Uh huh.

808
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,200
Yeah, get a chair joke in there.

809
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,360
Share a norm clip may be a Jason clip.

810
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,360
Yeah.

811
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:10,360
I like the normal Donald special.

812
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,360
I think it was called a.

813
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:16,360
We call it was called a Danny project.

814
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:17,360
Yeah.

815
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:21,080
How about a how did you hear Dan stealing my album name?

816
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,280
He's calling his album Danity Project.

817
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,720
Oh my God.

818
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:25,960
They are they are stealing.

819
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:32,440
I heard that Albers is making his the Hannity Project.

820
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,440
What?

821
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:34,440
Yeah.

822
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,760
And this is all from Bob Keene's genius idea.

823
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,200
I was actually thinking to call mine the insanity.

824
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,200
Prod.

825
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,360
Because I'm absolutely insane.

826
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:48,560
You're like the ICP the insane clown Posse clown project.

827
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,560
Oh, I like that.

828
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:54,320
I was going to call my album Project Pat.

829
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,320
I like that.

830
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:59,200
Or or if you for my hood or the Alan Parsons project.

831
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,200
Uh huh.

832
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:05,320
Project Pat has a song on the clone Tyrone soundtrack and it's fucking awesome.

833
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:09,400
You guys want to hear some of it?

834
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,880
No, no, no, no, no.

835
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,040
So let's talk about communism.

836
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,680
Did we talk about that on the 10 minutes we lost?

837
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:24,760
I mean, Jason talked about in our little session last week, we kind of got into a lot

838
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,760
of stuff you would have said no, don't talk about this.

839
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,440
What did you just talk about life and shit?

840
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:37,680
We had we talked about life and shit and mental abilities and capitalism, communism.

841
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:45,520
I was working with a client this week and they were like they're they're Chinese.

842
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,200
And so you work with the Chinese.

843
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:54,000
Well, listen, so I was like, they were applying for life insurance.

844
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:59,920
And then they're like, wait, this is not rice insurance.

845
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,640
I thought this was rice insurance.

846
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:02,640
This is rife insurance.

847
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,840
This insurance for my rife.

848
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,160
So my right to come to my town.

849
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,520
It's like if you don't like to show if you don't have a good time.

850
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,360
No, I want to protect my rice from them.

851
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:12,360
We got that insurance.

852
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,360
It's just a helmet.

853
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,360
So they didn't take the application.

854
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,360
Isn't that weird?

855
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,480
I don't know if it's weird.

856
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:20,720
They wanted free insurance.

857
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,600
They wanted rice insurance.

858
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,720
That's what Bernie Sanders wants.

859
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,480
Free insurance for all.

860
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,840
No, I shouldn't be holding these because I'm Japanese.

861
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:29,840
Japanese hate communists.

862
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,000
Yeah, they like they like the West.

863
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:37,520
Well, they said we will pay your claim.

864
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:42,920
Even in World War two, our friend from hardcore history, our partner, we talked with him all

865
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:48,920
the time, Dan Carlin, he was saying that they were the most anti-communist of any country

866
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,920
for some reason.

867
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,480
Who was the like go on stage and do it.

868
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,000
Because they were copying the West.

869
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000
They'd be awesome.

870
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
They hated the Russians so much.

871
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,240
They're right above them.

872
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:04,040
They wanted they saw who was becoming a world power and they're like not the communists.

873
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,640
Britain, you know, America.

874
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:06,880
Yeah, we want it.

875
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,560
They're like we want to we're the best.

876
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,560
They're like they're like white power.

877
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,120
Yeah, they do think they're the white people of the.

878
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,600
Yeah, and they think there's they think they're white power.

879
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah, or they did during World War two.

880
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,360
I don't know what they think now.

881
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,600
What's the order again of who they think is good?

882
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,400
Isn't there order?

883
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,400
I don't know.

884
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,400
Order order.

885
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,400
There's a lot.

886
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,400
I'll tell you what, when I make an order, it's going to be a salt and pepper tofu.

887
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:35,760
Yeah, I'll tell you if I make the words going to be I'm going to be ordering.

888
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,760
That's Chinese.

889
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:42,000
I'm going to be ordering a Blair pork chop with salt and Macnepper medium well on stage.

890
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:48,320
I want to be like on stage be like you guys like impressions is my Bernie Sanders impression

891
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:52,360
and then turn around and just pull out the hammer and sickle and have them like in my

892
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,360
hands.

893
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,360
Oh, yeah, dude.

894
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,480
And then and then you will pay your claims.

895
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,480
That's a good idea.

896
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:02,560
And then drop them and then say hammer and sickle more like get hammered and eat a pickle.

897
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:03,560
Yeah.

898
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,320
And then you do like a beer bong and chug some vodka and eat a pickle.

899
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,600
Because I believe and that's your act.

900
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:09,600
He does.

901
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:10,600
He has a house just for that.

902
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:14,200
You'd be like the new guy who smashed watermelons, but it'd be different.

903
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,840
You said you get hammered and eat a pickle on stage.

904
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:21,520
Watermelon spice is a flavor that did not work.

905
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:25,040
Sickle Starbucks trying to party.

906
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,040
Fickle that's a good word.

907
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,840
What does fickle mean like weak?

908
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,600
The good this kind of means like what are you doing?

909
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:32,600
Fickle.

910
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:38,640
No, like something is very fickle or no, it's fickle like a fickle means it means like sneaky

911
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,880
is this someone's it's like you don't want to help your like your fickle.

912
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,640
You're like, I don't know what it means.

913
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,640
Because there's about tickle.

914
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,640
You get up.

915
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,640
What does fickle mean?

916
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,360
Because there's also the word frugal.

917
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,360
That means that you're cheap.

918
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,360
And then there's beautiful.

919
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,360
Oh, it says here.

920
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,760
Fickle is when you tickle somebody.

921
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:58,040
Oh, you're tickling them.

922
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,040
All right.

923
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,040
So sexual.

924
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,040
All right, guys.

925
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:07,280
Fuck Mary kill Megan Loftus, Kaylee Horton or real Julie.

926
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,280
First I would kill myself.

927
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,560
Yeah, I fuck Mary kill myself.

928
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,120
Yeah, I think we all agree on that.

929
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,680
Right well that's like my right.

930
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:18,680
But that one in the books.

931
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,560
Yeah, but in the books, we'll try again.

932
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,560
The guest.

933
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,560
We're not going to tell you.

934
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:31,920
I did tell the guest to call you and they get here, Mason.

935
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,240
So you're kind of forgetting for the all the text.

936
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,480
This you guys know we're having dandosimo back on.

937
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,680
You should just have dandosimo beatbox at Reggie's instead.

938
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,720
Yeah, we kind of when he got into it.

939
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,840
It was kind of sweet that might maybe.

940
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:47,840
Oh, that was awesome.

941
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,640
Jason, should we have like a five second theme song at the beginning where it's just when

942
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,080
it was the best part of that?

943
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,080
Yeah.

944
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,080
And then it was Jason.

945
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:59,240
I don't like the effects you added, especially the tie dye on the there's there was some

946
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,240
controversy.

947
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,240
Yeah, the clip was incredible.

948
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,240
Awesome.

949
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:07,960
There's some funny comments on the the what do you call that on YouTube the short.

950
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,640
There's like people going back and forth and everyone kind of liked.

951
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,920
But there's a bunch of people who are complaining that I ruined it, they say.

952
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,720
I only saw one early on that was like fire.

953
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:19,800
Yeah, everyone's like, this is good.

954
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,480
They're like big homie needs to chill.

955
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,640
No, I think both sides can like it.

956
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,400
Yeah, because you you say the ethical thing.

957
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,320
Yeah, no, they don't like me.

958
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:33,920
They're like, well, I want to keep it nice and short because of a lesson of the thing

959
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,560
about how I explain that dubstep is not hip hop.

960
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,160
And yeah, it's always hard to figure out.

961
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,880
This is behind the scenes stuff, guys.

962
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:47,280
Try to figure out how much or a little to keep in, you know.

963
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,040
And sometimes they say less is more to me.

964
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:54,080
Sometimes they say more is less also.

965
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,920
Sometimes they say the the core of the earth is hell.

966
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:57,920
You know that.

967
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,360
And it's a great movie.

968
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,080
That's one thing I ask people sometimes that are religious.

969
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,080
I'm like, where's hell?

970
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:04,080
Mm hmm.

971
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,600
Is it in the core of the mantle?

972
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,400
Just knowing now just science a little bit.

973
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,680
The core, yeah, core, go to the core of the earth.

974
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,080
You know, they say he's right to the core.

975
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,480
Right to the core.

976
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,520
Well, and you can't even get a submarine to go down to the ocean floor.

977
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:20,520
It's like, come on.

978
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,400
Oh, back to school steamboat.

979
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,400
I don't know.

980
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,400
Back to steamboat.

981
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,400
Mm hmm.

982
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,880
Like I went there and I instantly came out.

983
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,880
I instantly came up with snow cap and my brother said nobody's ever come up with that

984
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:33,880
there.

985
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:34,880
Snow cap.

986
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:35,880
Snow cap.

987
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:36,880
No, Kev snow.

988
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,480
I said snow cap.

989
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,480
Snow cap.

990
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,480
And then I invented that one day there.

991
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,480
Yeah.

992
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,720
No one's ever thought of that there.

993
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:46,720
Not one cool snorkel.

994
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:47,720
Because they have snow caps.

995
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:48,720
Yeah, I know.

996
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:51,600
I think it's kind of a white snow cap.

997
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,600
I want to be white.

998
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,320
I'm sitting with this guy on the chair.

999
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,000
I came up with rain hat.

1000
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,200
Well, I came up with rain hat.

1001
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,200
That's pretty good.

1002
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,200
It's the hat you wear in the rain.

1003
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,200
Oh, wow.

1004
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,720
It's like snow cap, but different.

1005
00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:04,720
Yeah, that's good.

1006
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:07,200
I was on the chairlift with this guy.

1007
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,200
He's a weird strange guy.

1008
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,280
He said, you're the you're the powder man to me.

1009
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,280
Whoa.

1010
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,280
And I was like, what do you mean?

1011
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,280
What's the name I think?

1012
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,280
I was like, I don't have any.

1013
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,280
I was like, I don't have any blower or anything.

1014
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,480
He's like, no, it's because you're you've been shredding and powder out there.

1015
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,480
Exactly.

1016
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:23,480
You're the powder man.

1017
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,680
And then I was like, oh, you mean like actual powder snow?

1018
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,800
I actually do have cocaine as well.

1019
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,560
And then I was like, thanks.

1020
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,560
Yeah.

1021
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,560
That is cool.

1022
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:34,560
Yeah.

1023
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,560
I was like, what are you hitting on me?

1024
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,560
Yeah.

1025
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,560
No, it's a cool.

1026
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:38,560
It's her nose.

1027
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,560
A ghost the whole time.

1028
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:44,560
I like that idea of a gnarly ghost.

1029
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,560
It's one of my hallucinations.

1030
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,040
It's like this gnarly ghost.

1031
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,040
Casper the gnarly ghost.

1032
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,320
He shows up at the beach.

1033
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,920
He's like, y'all surfing cowabunga.

1034
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:54,920
Dude.

1035
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:55,920
Yo.

1036
00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:00,280
I got to get to the skate park and haunt some kids.

1037
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:04,080
That was a rad pop shove it.

1038
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:08,680
You know what I said?

1039
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:12,000
Skateboarders these days that aren't cool like the old ones like Ronnie Mullin.

1040
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,440
I say pop shove it up my ass.

1041
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,440
Yeah.

1042
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,440
Shut up.

1043
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:18,440
Yeah.

1044
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,440
Yeah.

1045
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,440
Your ass because you're gay and you want.

1046
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,960
No, you need to shout out.

1047
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:22,960
No, it's in the way.

1048
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:23,960
We don't talk.

1049
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:24,960
There's a song.

1050
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:25,960
Oh, my song.

1051
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,960
Oh, no, there's a song.

1052
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,080
You have a tray for my ass.

1053
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,400
There's a song that's like, come on.

1054
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,400
Give it up.

1055
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,920
That is a song of that in country.

1056
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,520
I'll kiss your ass.

1057
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,120
Oh, do we talk about this?

1058
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:44,400
We talked about Toby Keith last week and then he died like a day later.

1059
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,320
I mean, my brother, we're talking about it right afterwards.

1060
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,320
And then we were popping.

1061
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,320
Yeah.

1062
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,320
Yeah, I said that to you guys.

1063
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,320
Rest in peace.

1064
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,320
You texted us about it.

1065
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,320
It was crazy.

1066
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,320
That Saturday.

1067
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,320
He died that Monday, I think.

1068
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,520
So Saturday we played Toby Keith.

1069
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,520
I'll just ask you in my can.

1070
00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,520
We talked.

1071
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:03,360
We listened to the Taliban song and I probably haven't listened to Toby Keith on my own.

1072
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:07,480
Accord in since the last time I heard the Taliban song.

1073
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,480
I like the Red Solo Cup song.

1074
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:10,480
Yeah.

1075
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,440
Oh, there's also a song he has with Willie Nelson.

1076
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,440
I heard that one.

1077
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,440
He will kind of, he's immortalized.

1078
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:20,120
Actually, this was when Andre Hashem was here that night and we kept going on the podcast.

1079
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,120
Oh, yeah.

1080
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,120
And Dylan almost died.

1081
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,120
Yeah.

1082
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,480
And then Andre was saying that Willie Nelson was racist and I was like, no, he's not shut

1083
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,480
up.

1084
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:28,480
Was that Andre or was it?

1085
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,480
That was Andre Hashem.

1086
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,680
Did you ever fight with Michael Kluber about this, too?

1087
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,800
Were you arguing with him about the lyrics?

1088
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:38,240
No, Michael Kluber was, he was being an apologist for...

1089
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:39,680
You were saying some country singer was...

1090
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,680
I'm sorry.

1091
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:41,680
I apologize.

1092
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:49,360
He was saying that Merle Haggard wasn't racist, but that Willie Nelson was.

1093
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,200
That Hank Williams Jr. was.

1094
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,920
And I was like, I never met a Merle I didn't like.

1095
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:55,920
Yeah.

1096
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:56,920
I never met one Merle.

1097
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:57,920
I never met one Merle.

1098
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,560
Merle's a good name.

1099
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,640
If I had a boy, it would be Merle.

1100
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:04,640
I agree.

1101
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:05,640
Merle is a good name.

1102
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:06,640
Not.

1103
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,240
I was going back in my tweets one time.

1104
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,240
Sorry.

1105
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:11,240
I'm sorry.

1106
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:12,240
Say it's a good name.

1107
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,240
It's a great name.

1108
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,240
What name?

1109
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,240
Merle is a great name.

1110
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,240
Thank you.

1111
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,240
Not.

1112
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:22,080
I had like a tweet from like 10 years ago that was like, never met a Jew I didn't like.

1113
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,280
And then I deleted it.

1114
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,280
So you've met...

1115
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,280
I'm sorry.

1116
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,640
I don't want to name name.

1117
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:31,640
Hold on.

1118
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,440
I gotta go find that fan real quick and get some more.

1119
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,440
Wow.

1120
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,960
So you're trying to get your Japanese paper fan.

1121
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:37,960
Yeah.

1122
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:38,960
Nice.

1123
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,960
This guy loves getting paper.

1124
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:45,080
Have you seen the astray while you're out there, but I'm gonna use my can.

1125
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,080
Yeah.

1126
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,080
Use your prime can.

1127
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,080
Hell yeah.

1128
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,440
I ordered this shit off of Amazon.

1129
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,040
People were really confused.

1130
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,040
This prime.

1131
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,120
Jason, I don't want to be a common you know, sir.

1132
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:02,640
Can I get another free THC or no on THC.

1133
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,040
These are THC free.

1134
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,040
Yeah.

1135
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,040
I smoke cause I'm cool.

1136
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,040
Not cause I'm addicted.

1137
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,040
Yeah.

1138
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,040
I'm not cause I'm addicted.

1139
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,880
Not cause I'm addicted.

1140
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:15,200
And I could share my cigarettes and not like complain about it because I'm not addicted

1141
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,200
to them.

1142
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,200
Yeah.

1143
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,760
And it's just like, do I go away away away?

1144
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,000
Everyone's always bumming cigarettes from me.

1145
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Then I even.

1146
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Whoa.

1147
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,280
So I do fucking stop being.

1148
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,320
I do stop being a broke boy.

1149
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:28,320
Yeah.

1150
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,440
Are these as expensive as regular cigarettes?

1151
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,440
I think they are.

1152
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:32,440
They're like 10 bucks a pack.

1153
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,440
Oh really?

1154
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,440
I'm sorry bro.

1155
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,440
Don't worry about it.

1156
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,600
I only smoke them here.

1157
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,160
Like I don't smoke very much.

1158
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,160
Yeah.

1159
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,960
And it's not a big deal cause you get 20.

1160
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,560
It's like 50 cents a cigarette.

1161
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:44,560
Yeah.

1162
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,440
And people are a lot of bums around here.

1163
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,280
I saw on the train they say no.

1164
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,280
No.

1165
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:51,280
Is that right?

1166
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,280
Do you get 20 or 10?

1167
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,280
No, 20.

1168
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:59,520
And then on the L it says no smoking, no littering, no eating.

1169
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:03,880
And I feel like they have must hate that trail of candy cigarette butts I've been leaving

1170
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:04,880
everywhere.

1171
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:05,880
I'm addicted.

1172
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:11,040
I like how when you break rules you break them all.

1173
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,440
I don't just break a rule.

1174
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,840
I break the rules.

1175
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:15,840
All of them.

1176
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,560
It's like that's the real addiction for me is breaking rules.

1177
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:19,560
It's what I do.

1178
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:24,040
I like to kind of try to say things that everyone's thinking that dude you're having

1179
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:27,520
to say is bad because you're a bad dude.

1180
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,960
I thought baddie was like a chick term.

1181
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:30,960
Yeah.

1182
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:38,800
But it used to be baddies is like an old like a baddie in a movie or this like a video

1183
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,800
game thing.

1184
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,680
Now it's more just yeah.

1185
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,800
They call like a hot sexy lady a baddie.

1186
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:44,800
Yeah.

1187
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:49,080
So I thought why not just be a hot sexy lady variation on bad bitch.

1188
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:58,000
I was thinking about do it a ongoing series on Instagram on YouTube where I explain memes

1189
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,280
to people who are old.

1190
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:00,280
Oh yeah.

1191
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:01,640
I'm like I'm kind of old.

1192
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,960
I'm getting kind of old and I'm kind of hip.

1193
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:08,720
I'm like maybe I could offer my services to like old people who have they have kids and

1194
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:09,720
stuff.

1195
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:14,080
Did you see the stuff like me because a lot of places try and don't get it.

1196
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:17,080
Did you see the Joe Biden thing you tweeted after the Super Bowl.

1197
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:18,080
Yeah.

1198
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,200
I was just saying him is the Illuminati.

1199
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,200
Yeah.

1200
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,000
Just like we drew it up and it's funny.

1201
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,920
You just hit the camera.

1202
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,280
I don't know but I'm pissed off.

1203
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:32,240
You guys ever you guys ever lose your fucking Japanese fan.

1204
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,240
Damn dude.

1205
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:34,240
I'm so sorry.

1206
00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:38,520
I'm pissed off if I did what I know when I do I'm going to feel really hot all day.

1207
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,520
Yeah.

1208
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:40,520
I know I definitely derail the conversation.

1209
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:44,360
I'm sorry but it is hot in here with Japanese people.

1210
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:48,200
Or if you derail the conversation because I know your people are good at putting them

1211
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,200
rails together.

1212
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,200
Yeah.

1213
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,200
That's the Chinese motherfucker.

1214
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:56,200
13% you think I don't know that I'm racist.

1215
00:42:56,200 --> 00:43:03,760
That is a conflict of interest for but why are the Japanese so famous for having fans

1216
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:07,680
even like the generals would be like have like it's super gay to have a fan like that

1217
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:11,840
but even like the because there's no one who loves paper more than the Japanese they

1218
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,720
build all their fucking houses out of it and they built their fans out of it.

1219
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:16,720
It's called origami.

1220
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:20,880
It's during World War two we're like huh I wonder how we could bomb their city.

1221
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,880
I'm thinking fire.

1222
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:22,880
Yeah.

1223
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:27,960
I think I think I think Japan's climate for the most part is like pretty moderate so

1224
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,360
they get snow and stuff too in most places.

1225
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,640
Hell yeah.

1226
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:36,920
So I'm deeply afraid of do they use the fans in the winter.

1227
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:37,920
I don't know.

1228
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,760
What if they're a gay show they probably have to their performance.

1229
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,480
I thought about doing the white face geisha thing.

1230
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:48,080
I have to get a dress for that though.

1231
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,080
Do they do.

1232
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:53,240
First time I met Mike makings I thought he was a geisha but turn out he just stuck his

1233
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,600
face in a plate of cocaine.

1234
00:43:54,600 --> 00:44:06,000
Oh I actually saw the show making of a mic about about Brandon Mike Gase Mike Gasey and

1235
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,880
Stephen makings Avery.

1236
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,600
My favorite actor is will you make geisha.

1237
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:11,600
Really.

1238
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,640
Have you seen the memoirs of William H.

1239
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:15,640
Gays.

1240
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:16,640
Gays.

1241
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:17,640
Gays.

1242
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:21,960
Dude I was hanging out with John Wayne Gays.

1243
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:22,960
The other day.

1244
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,200
You're the way.

1245
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,600
Wayne Gays is pansexual.

1246
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:30,320
It's fucked up how we would lock those boys at his apartment and put on make up and do

1247
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,320
a dance.

1248
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,320
I know.

1249
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,640
Not the play with a little fan.

1250
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:41,520
When you go to pick up your kids it's just like what the fuck.

1251
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:42,520
Yeah.

1252
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:47,440
It's like the last thing you see before you die is some fat guy dancing around doing a

1253
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:48,440
geisha thing.

1254
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:49,920
That's John Wayne Gays.

1255
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:50,920
You know that.

1256
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:51,920
All right.

1257
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,400
So they always make fun of white people for not having rhythm and you know and then it's

1258
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:59,080
like Latin people have like all those cool rhythms black people have like hip hop and

1259
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,080
really like rhythm centric shit.

1260
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:05,520
The Asian music has like no it's like wind chimes and shit about the.

1261
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:09,760
Yeah they don't they don't really focus on the percussion.

1262
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:14,520
They focus on the chimes and you know it's interesting but they play only the black keys

1263
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:15,520
on a piano.

1264
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:16,520
Yeah.

1265
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,520
It sounds Asian.

1266
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:18,520
It's a pentatonic scale.

1267
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,320
That's the black keys.

1268
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,560
That's the Chinese version of the band black.

1269
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:37,360
I feel like the thing about doing a Chinese accent is the L's turn into ours but the ours

1270
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,480
don't turn into L's.

1271
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,880
What are the ours turn into.

1272
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,280
They stay as ours.

1273
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:50,040
It's weird because with with a Hispanic accent bees and bees they change through each other.

1274
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,560
You know it's interesting those that.

1275
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:54,760
Remember Team America you sing that song I'm so wrong.

1276
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:55,760
Wrong.

1277
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:56,760
Yeah.

1278
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,920
You didn't you see you listen to it one morning.

1279
00:45:58,920 --> 00:45:59,920
Yeah I like still play.

1280
00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:01,800
Yeah I'll get it in my head.

1281
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,720
That's your wake up.

1282
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:07,840
But then sometimes ours turn to L's if like you have a speech impediment.

1283
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:08,840
Oh yeah.

1284
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:12,520
Or if you're deaf like well I know like that's how much smarter they are.

1285
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,800
The L turns to a W for speech impediment.

1286
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,280
Don't like I widow we don't know what to do.

1287
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:18,280
Yeah.

1288
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,280
Where are you.

1289
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,280
I widow we have no idea what's going on.

1290
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,000
I will we have Jake Peter.

1291
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:30,640
Sorry Jake sorry Jake you big time you that one time so yeah forget about it.

1292
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:36,280
Yeah you drove off on on your cool little scooter and big time to me.

1293
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:41,880
You probably probably didn't you probably didn't hear I said but I'm just gonna assume

1294
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:42,880
you big time.

1295
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:43,880
Now he was faking it and he was ignored.

1296
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,280
Yeah that's what I thought.

1297
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,800
Yeah Tom Ryan's a faker.

1298
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:47,800
It's pretty convenient.

1299
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,240
Yeah selective hearing I guess.

1300
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,240
Tom Ryan is faking it.

1301
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:51,240
He's just trying to get out.

1302
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:54,520
He's always trying to work out his neck is the thing.

1303
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:55,520
Tom Ryan.

1304
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:56,520
So he did.

1305
00:46:56,520 --> 00:47:00,400
I've formulated this new joke about Tom Ryan.

1306
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:06,440
He's a terrible keeping his eye on the road but he's incredible across the street.

1307
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:11,040
He always looks both ways.

1308
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,520
But he can't keep his eye on the road when he's trying.

1309
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,080
Ironically he's great across the street.

1310
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,160
He's a great pedestrian.

1311
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:18,160
Great pedestrian.

1312
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,640
He's a great driver yeah.

1313
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,640
Yeah.

1314
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:24,400
He's got a don't go anywhere with them.

1315
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,280
That is a story that multiple can be as I've told him about him that like when he drives

1316
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:31,160
it's like horrifying because his like head is like twisting around backwards like the

1317
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,160
goddamn exorcist.

1318
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:34,160
Like look at the road.

1319
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:38,160
Oh this is something I want to bring up from your and Ricardo's episode.

1320
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,120
So you guys are talking about like the different like racist movies.

1321
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:42,640
I haven't watched it in so long.

1322
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:43,640
There's like Song of the South.

1323
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,640
I mean it was like record as long ago.

1324
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:48,000
And then you guys said Gone with the Wind but there's a there's a song that's really big

1325
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,920
in the South called it goes Song Song of the South.

1326
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:52,920
Yeah.

1327
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,200
Potato pie and a shirt my mouth.

1328
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,920
Gone Gone with the wind.

1329
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,840
Something something something coming back.

1330
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:02,560
Well Gone with the Wind is still known as like a good love movie but I think there's like

1331
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,560
blackface or something.

1332
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:07,720
No but it's funny that you guys said Gone with the Wind and Birth of the Nation.

1333
00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:11,360
I think you guys said Song of the South is a movie too.

1334
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,280
Oh yeah that was yeah.

1335
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,920
So you guys said both those movies and I was like that's weird that the chorus.

1336
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,400
I think you said the wrong name.

1337
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,200
I think it wasn't Song of the South.

1338
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,440
I think he meant Birth of a Nation.

1339
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,840
I like Beast of the South is.

1340
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,720
I like I like Beast of No Nation.

1341
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:30,880
It's about like did you see it's about like little Michael Robinson's black clansmen they

1342
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:34,240
watch Birth of a Nation like all the KKK guys get together and watch it.

1343
00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:36,000
You can always learn from your enemy.

1344
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:41,600
Yeah I always thought that song of the I thought that movie was about POD the youth of the nation.

1345
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:42,600
Oh yeah.

1346
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:46,880
We are we are we are the Beast of No Nation.

1347
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,440
I thought that song was about pens.

1348
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,360
The sequel to Birth of the Nation.

1349
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:55,480
Is Birth of a Nation then Youth of the Nation then Adolescent of the Nation.

1350
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,040
Kids are the future and they say the darnedest thing.

1351
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:59,040
Yeah.

1352
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,040
Harold Patrick.

1353
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,040
Yeah.

1354
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:02,040
Shout out to Harold Patrick.

1355
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,040
He's a little guy.

1356
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,560
He's the youth of the little guy but not a little Johnson.

1357
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,000
Now how about this show.

1358
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,760
We do a show where that little yodeling kid sings.

1359
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,840
Okay we get him.

1360
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,440
Harold Patrick Adam Gilbert.

1361
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:15,440
Yeah.

1362
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:19,920
And then I think correction I'm correcting myself.

1363
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:21,680
Song of the South is also a racist movie.

1364
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:22,680
Okay.

1365
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:27,720
I think if you actually you know how to market your show really hard then it's better to have

1366
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:29,920
a not diverse lineup.

1367
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,840
You should have a little guy show a big fat guy show.

1368
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:33,840
Called Shouties.

1369
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:34,840
Yeah.

1370
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:35,840
Yeah.

1371
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,760
You should have a series of non diverse shows.

1372
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:38,760
Yeah.

1373
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,160
Like just be like this is the show for big fat guys.

1374
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,160
Yeah.

1375
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:43,160
Hey tiny thing.

1376
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,480
Yeah so I'm getting rebooked.

1377
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,800
I'm sure she's listening.

1378
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,160
So that's your show for.

1379
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,920
But why don't you book me tiny thick.

1380
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:55,920
Come on.

1381
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:59,640
I count the weeks on the calendar.

1382
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:00,840
Now you're dating.

1383
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:01,840
Oh Jay Lee.

1384
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:06,880
My oh maybe you'll shoot him to make you mad.

1385
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,680
There's some I guess they could do explore megan.

1386
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:14,720
Oh Joe Lamont you better get that bulletproof vest back.

1387
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:15,720
No.

1388
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:16,720
I'm just kidding.

1389
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:17,720
Oh you're not going to shoot.

1390
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:20,440
He had a cool Grant Theft Auto video.

1391
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:21,440
What did he do.

1392
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:22,920
It was just like acting it out.

1393
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:26,600
But then David Darnett gets his ass kicked in it by a bunch of black guys.

1394
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,600
Oh nice.

1395
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:32,520
One time I saw a tiny thing that comes to pick up oh Joe Lamont on the counter and make

1396
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:36,480
make out with him and he was like his arms like up on the thing.

1397
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:37,480
She was like damn tiny.

1398
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:43,960
She picked him up and he had his arms like up on the things and yeah.

1399
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:44,960
Nice.

1400
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:45,960
He's the woman.

1401
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:49,680
I love being dominated by a woman.

1402
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,240
Oh the jury's out on.

1403
00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:53,360
I think comes straight.

1404
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,320
You're not a lesbian.

1405
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,320
Oh yeah.

1406
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,800
She only I mean she's one of them comedians.

1407
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:02,000
She says she's one of them female is a very common female comedian move to talk about maybe

1408
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,000
being gay.

1409
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,600
I heard this new tiny joke.

1410
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:05,920
I don't know why they do it.

1411
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:06,920
She grabs to you.

1412
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,600
I know why they do it.

1413
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,720
It's because everyone hits on them after the show.

1414
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:14,400
So they set up like maybe I'm gay so that they could turn people down.

1415
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,400
Well you know that.

1416
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:16,400
It's a smart move.

1417
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,400
Feed off of being wanted.

1418
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:19,400
Yeah.

1419
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,400
Well no they hate me.

1420
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:21,400
They hate that.

1421
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,400
They hate actually coming on to them.

1422
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,400
They want to just be funny.

1423
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,640
I gotta give her a problem on her new joke.

1424
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,640
This fellow she has his drug by sucking two dicks at one time.

1425
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,760
Although there are ladies who.

1426
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:33,760
Yeah.

1427
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,200
That's not a new joke.

1428
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,200
I know.

1429
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,200
I'm kidding.

1430
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:39,200
Like what?

1431
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:42,920
She says that she said that the cave when I oh kind of weird within this period of me

1432
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,720
didn't you guys not getting rebooked.

1433
00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:47,200
Didn't you guys name the show after her vagina.

1434
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:50,440
What within the period of me not getting rebooked.

1435
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,040
I booked her on the cave.

1436
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,520
So I didn't get rebooked.

1437
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,040
I saw her at Albers wedding.

1438
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:56,880
You should start running on the standup show bro.

1439
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,320
I liked it when you had booked me a lot.

1440
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:00,320
Yeah.

1441
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:01,320
I'll call it.

1442
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:02,320
I used to.

1443
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,320
Yeah.

1444
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:07,840
I was a comedian you always got to get in with one show that's weekly and struggles to

1445
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,160
with people canceling so that they book you all the time.

1446
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:14,000
What about you just get like lots of sets and you don't have to do any of the work using

1447
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,160
a show running a weekly show success.

1448
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:19,760
It does running it sucks ass but having a friend who runs one is awesome.

1449
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,760
Yes just like anything.

1450
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:22,760
Yeah.

1451
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:23,760
Yeah.

1452
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,560
It's always great when you can leech off the work of your peers.

1453
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,560
Yeah.

1454
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:28,560
Shout out to Dan.

1455
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:29,560
Shout out to Dan.

1456
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:38,680
No but Mac definitely show again.

1457
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,920
Dylan you run a show.

1458
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:42,920
You fucking yeah.

1459
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:46,520
If I run a show it's gonna be a one man show selfish bitch.

1460
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:47,520
Yeah of course.

1461
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,880
Of course I'm gonna go do an hour and a half.

1462
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:53,000
I was literally gonna call you selfish because you don't want to run a show and help people

1463
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,240
you only want to be on shows but then you go if I ran a show it would just be a one

1464
00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:57,240
man show.

1465
00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:58,240
Yeah.

1466
00:52:58,240 --> 00:52:59,640
I'm gonna be a material to figure out.

1467
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,760
So I'm gonna be selfish or if I ran a show it would be selfish.

1468
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,440
What we should do is let's just say I'm not gonna get featured in headline.

1469
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,840
I think on the next live podcast we should have Dylan do stand with the whole time.

1470
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:09,840
We'll just bring him up.

1471
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,360
Dude that would just make fun of me.

1472
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:16,440
Honestly it would be hilarious to do a live podcast have Dylan do stand the whole time

1473
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:20,600
and mean you sit silently on stage don't say a word for an hour.

1474
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,600
Definitely 10 shows.

1475
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,280
Be like it's in Dylan's contract.

1476
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,400
So yeah we can say that after.

1477
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:32,120
We'll pull jokes out of the hat make the audience disappear.

1478
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:34,240
It'll be a magic show hybrid.

1479
00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:35,240
Yeah.

1480
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:36,240
I like that.

1481
00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:37,240
I think comedy bar like that.

1482
00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:40,120
Shout out to comedy bar the best club in the city.

1483
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,120
Yeah.

1484
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,120
Shout out to comedy bar.

1485
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,120
Cool steeper club.

1486
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,080
We're working on a new date for our next live show there.

1487
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,080
We are.

1488
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:47,080
How so you get back to me.

1489
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:48,080
Mm hmm.

1490
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,080
What were you thinking April?

1491
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,880
You said March but maybe April I don't know.

1492
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:52,880
March feels so.

1493
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:53,880
I like March.

1494
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:54,880
I like it all.

1495
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:55,880
As long as we actually just plan.

1496
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:56,880
Shout out to Rachel March.

1497
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:57,880
Mm hmm.

1498
00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:58,880
Yeah.

1499
00:53:58,880 --> 00:53:59,880
Rachel March friend of the show.

1500
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:00,880
Yeah.

1501
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:01,880
Patron of the show.

1502
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:02,880
A woman comic though.

1503
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:03,880
Yikes.

1504
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:04,880
Have you ever heard Paul's joke about months?

1505
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:05,880
About month.

1506
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:06,880
Yeah.

1507
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,880
Paul's like you ever meet somebody named April.

1508
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:10,160
He goes that's not a name.

1509
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:11,160
It's a month.

1510
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,160
Yeah.

1511
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,160
Nice.

1512
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,160
It's awesome dude.

1513
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,160
Yeah.

1514
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,160
And he does it with like every month.

1515
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,160
I mean I mean he's he's kind of worried.

1516
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:23,720
He's kind of like a I'll learn a lot from his stand up.

1517
00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:25,160
What do you learn a lot.

1518
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,160
This is to educate.

1519
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,160
Which he goes what's your favorite ocean.

1520
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,160
Mines the ocean.

1521
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,160
Mine.

1522
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,160
There's only one ocean.

1523
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,160
Mines.

1524
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,160
Mines.

1525
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:34,160
Joshua.

1526
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,160
Thomas.

1527
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:36,160
Yeah.

1528
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:37,160
Shout out to Josh.

1529
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,160
He actually he opened his ass for for Tim Dillon.

1530
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,160
Nice.

1531
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:40,160
I'm not going to lie.

1532
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:44,720
I saw one of his clips and it was a very similar to Tina Joe.

1533
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:45,720
Oh yeah.

1534
00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:46,720
Yeah.

1535
00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:47,720
What do you mean I comment.

1536
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,680
Well Tina is the perfect comic for him to steal from because they're both half.

1537
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:50,680
I did see.

1538
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:51,680
Yeah.

1539
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:52,680
I did see that bit.

1540
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,000
His bit was like I purple hair and I'm not.

1541
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,000
I'm not trying.

1542
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,000
Yeah.

1543
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,000
He goes people always think I'm trans.

1544
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000
Yeah.

1545
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,000
People always make fun of me for being trans.

1546
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Thing is I'm not.

1547
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,000
And I'm like I'm trans.

1548
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,000
Not.

1549
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:13,000
That's a pretty good version.

1550
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,520
Butchering jokes is the best.

1551
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,000
I'm annoyed by Tina right now.

1552
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,800
How of course I love the Holocaust.

1553
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,520
I offered somebody a spot on the show to give me a ride because my car broke down and all

1554
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:23,520
the music equipment.

1555
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:27,240
And then I told Tina that they could have my time if it doesn't fit.

1556
00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:29,840
And she was like OK dot dot dot.

1557
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:31,560
Like it made me feel bad.

1558
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:35,360
And then she goes oh and I'm just worried because I gave somebody else a guest spot.

1559
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:36,360
Fuck you Tina.

1560
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,560
Oh you didn't talk to me about their guest spot.

1561
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:42,080
I literally offered my time for somebody else to make the show work.

1562
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:45,000
Oh well I'm going to tell you this later Tina.

1563
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,000
Yeah.

1564
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,240
I'll probably forget now that I got it on my system.

1565
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:50,520
Hey Tina you can book me on the show.

1566
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:52,160
Yeah Tina book Mac.

1567
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,720
Yeah what about me.

1568
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,720
I thought we were friends.

1569
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,720
Well Tina's been talking a lot of shit about you Mac.

1570
00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:58,720
What the heck.

1571
00:55:58,720 --> 00:55:59,720
Why.

1572
00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:00,720
She said she said.

1573
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,240
We start I guess.

1574
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:05,040
She said she hates you because your hair is not purple.

1575
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,040
What.

1576
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:07,040
She's kind of a heiress.

1577
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,040
Oh man.

1578
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,560
She's kind of a colorist.

1579
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:11,680
She's like heiress.

1580
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:12,680
She's like heiress in four.

1581
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:13,680
He's a heiress.

1582
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:14,680
He's a heiress.

1583
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:15,680
He's heiress in four.

1584
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:16,680
What he heiress in.

1585
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,240
She's yeah what heiress in.

1586
00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:19,240
Domestic heiress.

1587
00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:22,120
I was going to I was going to make the day.

1588
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,120
I'm going to make the day and I'll see Mo Clip.

1589
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:24,120
One of her.

1590
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,120
I call him like Woody Harrelson.

1591
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:27,120
He's just a lot of hair.

1592
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:28,120
He's keep calling him different.

1593
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,120
How about them apples.

1594
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:33,120
Have you guys ever seen the movie Old Boy.

1595
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,120
I know NBA Young Boy.

1596
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:36,120
Alright never mind.

1597
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:37,120
You guys got to see this movie.

1598
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:38,120
Oh my god.

1599
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:39,120
Can you write it down for me.

1600
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,640
It's the most fucked up thing I've ever seen.

1601
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,400
And it was also like one of the best movies ever.

1602
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,120
Better than Be Keeper.

1603
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:48,120
Yeah well different than Be Keeper.

1604
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:50,360
They're actually both revenge movies.

1605
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,800
I accidentally watched Sound of Freedom twice.

1606
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:53,800
What is it.

1607
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:54,800
Sound of Freedom.

1608
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,400
The human trafficking movie.

1609
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:57,400
That sounds good.

1610
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:58,400
I'll check it out.

1611
00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,400
It's really good.

1612
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:00,400
I'm watching Birth of a Nation.

1613
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,400
I watched it twice.

1614
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,760
I got Birth of a Nation and then I'm going to watch that.

1615
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:07,960
It's what human trafficking which I think is when humans are starting traffic.

1616
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:11,480
There should be a John Wick.

1617
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,160
Somebody kills Max B.

1618
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:14,160
John Wick.

1619
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:15,160
Yeah.

1620
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:19,440
I actually came up with an idea for like a John Wick type movie where there's like

1621
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:24,440
a really cool guy and then somebody calls him gay so he kills everybody.

1622
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:25,440
Oh no.

1623
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,240
I have a good one.

1624
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:33,560
I'll be John Wick and then Bob Keen calls me a vapid Cinco fan and then I kill everyone.

1625
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:39,160
Yeah it starts a war that goes on for years.

1626
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:41,720
I saw someone get called a Cinco fan online.

1627
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:42,720
Oh really.

1628
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,440
You know that's a good insult man.

1629
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:47,240
Was it a boy band elephant.

1630
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:52,160
No it was some kind of trunks go by.

1631
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:57,240
I saw Kanye's new album he said Yeezy's back.

1632
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:58,240
All right.

1633
00:57:58,240 --> 00:57:59,240
Did he?

1634
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:00,520
I haven't listened to it yet.

1635
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,520
I listened to what I thought was a leak of it.

1636
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:03,920
Is he like guess who's back.

1637
00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:04,920
Yeezy's back.

1638
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:10,000
What I listened to they said it was horrible.

1639
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
What I was going to do was horrible.

1640
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,360
Okay we can be.

1641
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,360
Who's the man.

1642
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,360
Who's the man.

1643
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,800
No it's like number one album.

1644
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:20,800
You think it's good.

1645
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:21,800
Yeah.

1646
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:22,800
I just thought it was not good.

1647
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:23,800
I don't listen to it.

1648
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:24,800
Did you like it.

1649
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:29,800
I listened to what was said it was a leak so I don't I didn't listen to the actual thing.

1650
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:35,080
What I do is I don't listen to any new music unless I hear it somewhere and then an ISO

1651
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:36,080
and what's this song.

1652
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,520
What's that I hit like on Spotify.

1653
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,800
Was Ty Dallas sign on every song.

1654
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:41,800
I don't know.

1655
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,000
Like it was like a collab.

1656
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,760
I know Ty Ampersand.

1657
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,240
Oh yeah that guy's good.

1658
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:48,240
Yeah.

1659
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,760
I mean that they them non binary person.

1660
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:51,760
Ty Ampersand.

1661
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,640
I know Ty Wiggs is the way Ty Wiggs.

1662
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:55,640
Yeah.

1663
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:56,640
I know.

1664
00:58:56,640 --> 00:59:01,160
Oh no I like like the carnival song and vultures.

1665
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:07,440
I hate everyone talking about North being a good rapper or his daughter raps on it.

1666
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,880
I heard the verse is one of the worst things I've ever heard in my life.

1667
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:12,720
She's a little kid.

1668
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,440
I know and why can't we say that she's a little kid.

1669
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:16,440
She sucks.

1670
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:17,440
She's a little kid.

1671
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:18,440
I mean I think her lyrics are good.

1672
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:19,440
She's good for a kid.

1673
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:20,440
Yeah.

1674
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,440
It's like maybe good for a kid but this is bad to my ears.

1675
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:23,440
It's objectively bad.

1676
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:24,440
This is a new West album.

1677
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,040
I don't want to hear a fucking child.

1678
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:27,040
People are here.

1679
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,040
People are all subjective.

1680
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:29,040
That was horrible.

1681
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:30,040
Well yeah.

1682
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:32,280
And Drake sitting next to him hyping him up.

1683
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,280
Who is it?

1684
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:34,280
So good.

1685
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:35,280
Is it a little baby?

1686
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:39,200
It's like if a kid draws something and it's on the fridge or whatever.

1687
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:43,320
We don't put it in a fucking museum or on TV if it's a fucking.

1688
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:45,480
I was actually in a museum as a kid.

1689
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:46,480
Yeah.

1690
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:47,480
Blame the artist.

1691
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:50,800
Blame the artist and the art.

1692
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:51,800
So they put me in a museum.

1693
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,280
I have a question for a little baby.

1694
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,920
They put my art there and then they took it away.

1695
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:56,920
Yeah.

1696
00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:00,320
Turns out I was just in a temporary exhibit.

1697
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:02,640
I thought I was in a museum for good.

1698
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,320
I have a question for a little baby.

1699
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,320
I'm getting a call from.

1700
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:06,320
What if an actual baby?

1701
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,720
Should I put this guy on her?

1702
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:08,720
No.

1703
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:10,640
They are saying about not putting it on her.

1704
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,640
Hey, welcome to the bad comedy podcast.

1705
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:13,640
Hey, what's up?

1706
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:14,640
You're calling number 10.

1707
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:15,640
How can I help you?

1708
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:20,640
Hey, I was just calling that you slept with my wife.

1709
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:21,640
Yeah, yeah.

1710
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:22,640
Argyll Julie.

1711
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:23,640
Do you not?

1712
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:24,640
Do you not?

1713
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:25,640
Do you not?

1714
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:26,640
Do you not?

1715
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:27,640
Do you not?

1716
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:28,640
Do you not?

1717
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:29,640
Do you not?

1718
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:30,640
Do you not?

1719
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:31,640
Do you not?

1720
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:32,640
Do you not?

1721
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:33,640
Do you not?

1722
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:34,640
Do you not?

1723
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:35,640
Do you not?

1724
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:36,640
Do you not?

1725
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:37,640
Do you not?

1726
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:38,640
Do you not?

1727
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:39,640
Do you not?

1728
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:40,640
Do you not?

1729
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:45,360
I gave her jizz eye drops, but we'll be right down for you, pal.

1730
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,320
We don't want to reveal who you are on the first episode.

1731
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:48,320
Sorry about your marriage.

1732
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:49,320
All right, see you.

1733
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:50,320
All right.

1734
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:51,320
All right.

1735
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,320
No, so that is pretty sad to start.

1736
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:54,320
That's our guest.

1737
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:55,320
JasonMiltonComedy.com.

1738
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:57,320
Do you have any albums coming up?

1739
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:58,320
JasonMilton Twitch.

1740
01:00:58,320 --> 01:00:59,320
My Twitch is growing.

1741
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:00,320
Okay.

1742
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:01,320
So Pligger Twitch again.

1743
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:02,320
One more time.

1744
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:03,320
What is it called?

1745
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:04,320
JasonMilton Twitch.

1746
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:09,320
That's J A S O N M E L T O N Twitch.

1747
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:10,320
Twitch.com.

1748
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:12,320
Comedy baddie everywhere.

1749
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,320
Everywhere.

1750
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:14,320
Anything else?

1751
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:15,320
That's it.

1752
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:16,320
Okay.

1753
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:24,120
I'll be doing Epstein's Island Resort and Casino on the 36th.

1754
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:27,200
And then follow me at Bad Boy Comedy and everything.

1755
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:28,200
I mean, I'm a celebrity.

1756
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,200
You know me.

1757
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,320
Catch me at all the clubs across the city.

1758
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,320
Catch me.

1759
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:35,320
I'm going to all the Denver clubs all those out there.

1760
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:39,960
We actually go to any Chicago website.

1761
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:40,960
Catch me outside.

1762
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:41,960
Catch me.

1763
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:42,960
Catch us outside.

1764
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:46,320
Hey, we'll we'll see you when the moon hits the was it?

1765
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,320
Moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie.

1766
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:49,320
That's pie.

1767
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:50,320
That's adjacent.

1768
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:52,320
That's adjacent to favorite food.

1769
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:53,320
Yeah.

1770
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:54,320
That's what he's read.

1771
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:55,320
Season.

1772
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:56,320
He sees the moon.

1773
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:57,320
It's addicted to pie.

1774
01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:58,320
Yeah.

1775
01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,320
Hey, I love you guys.

1776
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:00,320
Oh, thanks for coming on.

1777
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,320
Thanks for having me.

1778
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:02,320
Thanks for listening.

1779
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:03,320
Thanks for coming on Mac.

1780
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:04,320
Thanks for coming on Mac.

1781
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:05,320
Thanks, Mac.

1782
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:06,320
All right.

1783
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:07,320
Let me get.

1784
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:08,320
We'll see you in the moon.

1785
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:34,320
See you in the moon.