1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,600 Hey everybody welcome to the bad comedy podcast my name is Cricut Cricut Crockett and I am 2 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:17,720 here with as always you have a microphone god damn it Michael Robinson because my dick 3 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:24,200 be throbbing son dude you gotta say that on stage and then of course we're here with 4 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:31,080 Michael cooler I'm like a cooler version of Michael Cooper you eat gumballs I eat a lot 5 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:36,160 of gumballs when I can afford them I do have a go fund me for some gumballs what makes 6 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:40,480 you cooler though than Michael Cooper the fact that people call me forest gumball which 7 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:48,440 is a great movie all right folks actually first of all I did want to talk about Jason's 8 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:55,360 done here and people are wondering why the reason was he went to he went to to Buffalo 9 00:00:55,360 --> 00:01:01,320 New York for a wing eating competition to see you could eat most wings it was like vegetarian 10 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:07,800 wings and on the flight back on the flight back they didn't have any jumbo jets so it 11 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:14,000 was we got stuck there for a few days because they had to basically like they knew what is 12 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:23,680 it called when you use fire to put two planes together use like a metal welding yeah they 13 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:28,000 had to weld two regular planes together so that Jason could fit on the plane that's a 14 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,480 good few days he had to stay in the hotel at Southwest man amazing he'll be on the next 15 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:38,480 episode yeah they did that for him though that's customer service I want to hear yeah it is 16 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:44,120 sad he had to miss the first episode after the amazing live podcast it was a great time 17 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:50,040 Michael not Michael Cooper Michael Robinson was on it I'm the better Michael I'm the better 18 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:54,920 Michael yeah Michael's he doesn't know the Michael out there I'll kill you yeah there's 19 00:01:54,920 --> 00:02:01,360 that's like the most common name so you're gonna have a big list I had three good friend 20 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:06,520 like three of my best friends in college are named Michael I went to Taco Bell one time 21 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:12,280 and I was first one in line and that's what my name was and I said Michael it's absolute 22 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:17,600 chaos so I gotta fight everybody pretty much yeah Michael Johnson Michael Jordan Michael 23 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:26,960 George yeah I could be Michael Jordan's ass now okay we'll cut that and yeah so Mike 24 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:32,640 headline the show did all right and now you fucking crushed and my whole family was surrounding 25 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:39,200 you like you matter yeah I was I only crushed that hard because I thought I was gonna get 26 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:47,520 adopted yeah he had the team on his back well I guess I wanted to get adopted guess what if 27 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:51,840 you get adopted by my dad I'm gonna doctor by Kelly Robinson oh man we're gonna switch 28 00:02:51,840 --> 00:03:08,120 dad yeah well I still get the inheritance from my dad something that oh anyways back 29 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:14,640 to the live show everything went fantastic except for some sound some sound and video 30 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:19,440 stuff but that was all on purpose tech issues tech issues yeah but they'll be fixed for next 31 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:24,120 time it's all stuff we know how to fix for next time and I don't blame comedy bar they're 32 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:29,000 cool there was just an issue with one of the plugins we just we demand a lot you know we 33 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:33,960 need microphones we got yeah I mean they don't normally have a show like that and when they 34 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:38,880 have they don't know that they need to put this stuff louder because we packed the room 35 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:45,000 out and you know the room was packed man yeah I wish the intro was louder because I spent 36 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:49,720 a lot of time on that I think we might just use that same intro for next time yeah the 37 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:57,160 sound guy I'm not gonna throw one of the bus yeah sound guy was maybe okay we should probably 38 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:04,840 start this over without I mean that's that's fine it was it was just no I think just the 39 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:17,840 Johnny Johnny rock yeah I told Johnny rock the whole time it's all good you're ruining 40 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:23,080 it right now anyways folks come to the next show hopefully we can make this monthly let 41 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:30,200 us know Saharan Kyle if you're listening I got some new weapons folks so let's start 42 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:37,560 off with well you know the classics right so I got the Damascus knife I don't know where 43 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:44,560 Damascus yes or is it I would say Morocco Obama okay Morocco Obama from Morocco Obama 44 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:54,240 all right then we got the Katana Japan I'm a little country in the world hey and then 45 00:04:54,240 --> 00:05:03,480 we got the new Chinese sword this one is sharp as fuck and with this one you go Harrow you 46 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:16,800 know and then we got an African sword it's not African I'm not well I thought I was 47 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:27,200 made in Brazil well yeah I mean but also this was made in China and Japanese sometimes I 48 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:33,920 mean sometimes all the same they don't have giant machete manufacturers in Africa import 49 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:40,760 them not American yeah hey I mean they were just used a lot because the Africans were 50 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:48,160 hard workers they would use these for the edges and yeah and jungles and shit yeah and 51 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:53,840 also we have an American sword which is a gun thank god so we're working our way there 52 00:05:53,840 --> 00:06:00,440 I just need to get a scimitar I was thinking about getting the sickle and the hammer like 53 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:08,000 from the communist sign yeah yeah get a spear but you can only buy things to get a big spear 54 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,760 right now we're missing the banner but I can put a spear below the banner yeah the David 55 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:19,920 banner David David banner here's to capitalism you can buy whatever weapon you want yeah no 56 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:28,600 cap on capitalism which one do you want I'm assuming I haven't used it yet I just got 57 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:40,400 it today you can use the American sword or the Damascus sword the gun is the American 58 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:46,360 sword this don't bring up yeah don't don't tread on me that's what I would say the government 59 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:52,520 I say what the heck why are you treading on me I just say Austria on it this burn up you 60 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:56,320 know that this first mate that's where the it's guest on block is that reason for his 61 00:06:56,320 --> 00:07:04,000 from now you just can't trust guns that are like made in China and stuff but I can be 62 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:10,920 defaultive defund yeah yeah like there's a lot of good guns made in Europe like think 63 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:15,280 about the European war powers you know I say the best gun is one you don't even have to 64 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:22,640 use click click click I was missed yeah but the the I mean like during World War two 65 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:29,160 was when a lot of the original models of these guns came out and and they're still used to 66 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:33,280 this day but that was when they had to make the best of the best yeah very competitive 67 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:39,640 that's well about capitalism can you believe they needed another world war is crazy to get 68 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:44,960 it right yeah yeah that's like that's like doing 912 like 911 yeah I just came up with 69 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:50,600 that I mean that's pretty good though 912 912 what's that what are we blowing up imagine 70 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:56,920 if you plan to do one 912 and then they did one and I'm pissed off but that'd be so with 71 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:01,000 the thing about the world war is like with movies a lot of time to see cool isn't as 72 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,920 good as the first one yeah and this one the second one was way better yeah and there's 73 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:09,400 a lot of good movies but think about it the third is never the best one except for Lord 74 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:15,080 of the Rings yeah they do need like a trilogy world war yeah I mean this next world war 75 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:19,400 won't be as fun it won't be as fun because it's just gonna be like a bunch of bombs 76 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:24,040 that's it yeah it's just gonna be a button I think I'm pretty sure it'll be the last 77 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:29,360 one yeah yeah everybody dies I mean I think we could all get along well I mean with every 78 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:34,440 trilogy there's just there's only three yeah so the third one has to be the last one damn 79 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:40,400 it and it makes sense it'll be cyber cyber warfare well I'm thinking I mean if it's if 80 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:45,240 it gets nuclear then it's mutually assured destruction that's why nobody fires nukes because 81 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:49,560 they know if I were a nuke it's done right back yeah and that's why nobody folks a bad 82 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:56,560 comedy podcast because that means only assured destruction for you if you get punished yeah 83 00:08:56,560 --> 00:09:02,280 if hell breaks loose I just look around here I see 20 knives some of them are hanging their 84 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:08,640 battle axes with guns yeah that's a tactical is a tactical that's got a knife inside of 85 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:15,680 Tomahawk yeah oh that I actually used to throw a tomahawk when I was playing disc golf so 86 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:21,960 it's a little bit different you play this call but you're going to time I got my brother 87 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:28,360 could we have a native American and Indian sword mm-hmm I do want to work on a new character 88 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:35,760 I've been working on so it's based on the tomahawk it's Tony Tomahawk yeah nice that 89 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:41,840 sounds like a this sounds like a real cool dude he is pretty cool he's a native American 90 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:49,720 he kind of doesn't believe that I grew up playing Tony Hawk pro skater so it's just a 91 00:09:49,720 --> 00:10:02,480 there's back up okay I can see him in the car this behind the scenes folks so the difficult 92 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:07,960 yeah no they a lot of times the people comment and ask for more behind the scenes stuff yeah 93 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:13,400 that's kind of what we try to do cool okay in front of you yeah do it I'm not gonna do 94 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:19,720 that's especially welcomed on the public episodes no but let's introduce you to Tony Tomahawk 95 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:27,280 white man can't jump me this shit big white man can jump white man can't jump with feet 96 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:37,480 can't with skateboard and then he says something like a name one trick in Tony Hawk pro skater 97 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:42,040 and I can't actually you can't say can't this one is always this one's good sorry but I 98 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:45,600 was really not interrupting no no I do love Tony Tomahawk and I want you to get back to 99 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:51,160 it Tony Tomahawk is over now so no and I was literally hurrying to plug my headphones back 100 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:56,440 in because I like Tony Tomahawk I'm not fucking with you yeah I know but it's all I am Tony 101 00:10:56,440 --> 00:11:05,440 I am Tony Tomahawk I my son is jay buckie lasik that's amazing that's character development 102 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:13,640 sitting sitting Rodney Mullins I like yeah that was your favorite skateboarder yeah Rodney 103 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:20,200 Mullins I don't know he's still probably is I don't watch a new skateboarding Rodney 104 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:26,240 Mullins he was very he was very artistic or artistic with it sorry but he he was really 105 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:31,440 good at like ground and street skating he didn't do much of the vertical stuff okay but he 106 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:37,000 was really good at doing like super long manuals you know like Robin you know do you know manuals 107 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:44,320 are it's you know at them doing a manual on your board is when you just go up on one is 108 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:49,320 it when you read a manual while you just skateboard well that's part of it before you do your first 109 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:56,960 manual you should we need like a manual we need electric skateboards no but a manual is 110 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:02,640 when you are balancing just on one wheel and then and then riding for a while but he would 111 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:08,040 do that and then he would do like a kickflip and land back on like that and then he would 112 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:13,000 just do like insane shit and then just like flip and then just like be doing a headstand 113 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:18,200 on the board to kids really skateboard at your school grown up no some didn't I mean 114 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:23,560 they did a couple David nobody's good yeah I mean we just called them pussy yeah about 115 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:29,640 the culture yeah they go out there Robin and then when you and then when you mean pussy 116 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:33,360 you mean you help mess slurs but we don't say them the free episodes oh yeah yeah even 117 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:37,240 mind these are the free episodes oh we came for this one free episode yeah well we can 118 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:46,760 go hard we just don't want to say the slurs the slurpees you know yeah man can jump 360 119 00:12:46,760 --> 00:13:00,200 360 what's your favorite level in Tony I'm only one do 900 the white man cannot do 900 120 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:11,480 Tony Tom Hawk is the fuck is Tony Tom only the white man can do 900 no but Tony Tom 121 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:17,480 Hawks I'm I like about him he was made in America and he was one the only people that 122 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:23,600 ever was that's true so when it comes to my when it comes to my Chinese sword at least 123 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:29,960 I like when that's made in China it is kind of which is not Taiwan I've been listening 124 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:35,240 to its one Taiwan it's wild yeah I've been listening to it 20 hour thing about basically 125 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:40,920 just Japan and mostly Japan in World War two you're crazy which is wild yeah they're crazy 126 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:46,280 people yeah they went fucking wild but a lot of that was like ordered like like it was 127 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:53,400 ordered for them to kill themselves grape to grape people grape like you know you know 128 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:59,720 what I don't want to say the word it sounds like it sounds like a word that's really bad 129 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:06,000 that you can do to a woman oh yeah I'm not gonna say it it's a free episode yeah yeah 130 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:11,880 grape yeah so they're like ordered to do the most like vile stuff to scare other people 131 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:16,560 like they were they're like an empire of fear wow and they would like cut a bunch of people's 132 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:22,640 heads off and all that and then yeah they were wild I mean it would kill themselves oh yeah 133 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:28,120 no suicide suicide for honors always has always been a self-canceling that's crazy that's always 134 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:33,120 been a big thing in Japanese culture since the samurai times yeah I've did this I did 135 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:41,520 it in business if you're in business you get a bad deal and your family's disappointed 136 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:47,320 you have to cut your belly open keep maintaining the purity of the family yeah that's I mean 137 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:53,080 that's why I always say Japan invest Japan this is not financial advice this is just 138 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:59,400 something that I've been thinking since I've been in investments in Japan what they do is 139 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:04,920 all the people that are dishonorable and suck they just they just cancel themselves so so 140 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:09,120 that the rest of the people that are left are all honorable hard workers for the Chicago 141 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:15,840 comedy scene to start doing I wish the comedy scene got a lot more honorable it does restore 142 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:29,400 man the amount of people I've seen dishonor themselves or commit who a hide or just quick 143 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:34,560 comedy yeah you could just do that yeah you could do that and we don't care anymore yeah 144 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:40,160 if you're gonna be in here we do get out get out I don't always do well on stage unless 145 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:47,400 I'm trying to do well yeah I do everyone I don't want to well I do try on paid shows 146 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:53,360 and I do well on paid shows yeah I don't think I've gone to pay Joe I'm on Mike's a lot yeah 147 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:58,880 but I bought Mike's like fully on purpose it's part of the process yeah thank you find 148 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:03,440 your limit fuck unless I have like a brand new joke which because I don't write for those 149 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:10,440 for you like I think about it my head and like this is fucking hilarious yeah you know 150 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,720 right remember like we've been hanging out these past few weeks I'll just like say some 151 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:18,280 return funny shit funny but you never put it down so yeah and then and then I just don't 152 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:24,880 write it down yeah I mean that's not gonna be good oh so you should be on the sketch 153 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:31,000 because this was this is like a half a half idea actually is mainly your idea but you 154 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:36,440 know the the street ball thing yes and then and then I kind of elaborate it on it and 155 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:43,840 it's like a and then like the it's like a it's just like those movies like they come 156 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:48,040 in it's a good honor roll students like it's like a bunch of like black poets on the honor 157 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:55,680 roll and then they teach them how to like sell crack yeah we would make that do a sketch 158 00:16:55,680 --> 00:17:02,240 yeah where I'm the teacher and then you can be so are you gonna be you can be a wig like 159 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:07,920 a like a white person trying to be black I don't know if the algorithm oh that word 160 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:14,280 or not you can say in bigger yeah yeah yeah so you can be one of those in the class and 161 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:19,080 then we'll just get a few people that would do maybe a sketch yeah I've never been pretty 162 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:26,560 funny that'll be cool yeah yeah all right so here's a Venn diagram so you have the gangster 163 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:31,400 disciples and the black disciples you're gonna want to know these in Chicago folks looks like 164 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:37,200 the lesson and say we're doing science here's how to cook this is science and actually no 165 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:41,360 we do science class it's how to cook crack and then culinary class 166 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:53,320 math math is how to count we look at like how few kids make it to the league and it's 167 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:58,520 time to kind of figure something else out yeah it's like if we go here and look at the statistics 168 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:06,200 of the NFL it's a maybe point point there's a point oh oh one percent chance that you're 169 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:12,160 gonna make it to the league and I know that you say a lot I'm finna go to the league but 170 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:15,280 you might not be it's not gonna happen so what are we just gonna show the straight and 171 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:20,440 narrow start start selling crack yeah and today we're gonna learn the difference between 172 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:26,840 catching or getting caught slipping and getting caught lacking like yeah right getting called 173 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:31,080 black and black shouldn't be a problem for you guys except for you white guy I'll point 174 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:37,480 to you yeah getting called black and is putting on my beef face catcher in the white catcher 175 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:44,720 in the white good book great book I should I wish I did this one show that I'm gonna 176 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:50,040 do called whites only where it's all black people it's all black comics wearing white 177 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:55,920 face yeah and then I'll do it yeah hell yeah it's like tropic thunder but then I hosted 178 00:18:55,920 --> 00:19:01,480 an hour white an hour black face yeah yeah but but there's somebody how do we get you 179 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:10,200 out of the venue get mad well I'm sorry bring all the knives well I'll bring my my B's and 180 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:15,000 GD's you could just be you're playing a guy who does blackface it's like Robert down there 181 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:22,200 yeah yeah I'm playing which not the way underrated yeah for sure man fucking yeah great role that 182 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:27,040 was a great role I mean that was just that was just funny yeah it was making fun of method 183 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:32,480 actors who's making fun of blackface yeah I love it it wasn't promoting blackface if 184 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:37,920 anybody if anybody thinks that anybody's a fellow if anybody's offended stab you if anybody's 185 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,600 offended by that they should maybe think about canceling themselves like we're just thinking 186 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:48,120 about Halloween yeah yeah okay last year for Christmas Mac played Alex dragon Grinch needed 187 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:53,680 green face with a little branch is a good one yeah that is Alex Dragovich with dragon 188 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:59,480 Vincere dragon green the Grinch wow that is pretty tight and so he had green face pain 189 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:04,040 for the most part yeah some black whiskers I did I did I said well I already automatically 190 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:11,200 have some beef face on me because I have this mole right here and Obama and Andre 3000 191 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:15,080 had the same mole in the same place that means you're fucking important that means I'm important 192 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:20,760 that means I'm a good singer that means I'm a leader and also but it sucks because I have 193 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:26,200 white skin so it contrasts yeah it stands out more with them they already have brown 194 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:30,800 skin so you can barely even notice yeah no yours is more gray face this is kind of like 195 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:35,680 when black people get tattoos you can't see them that well yeah you can't cut over so 196 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:39,960 you can kind of get whatever you want if I look to some of these football players on 197 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:44,560 the NFL team they could really just have swastika's tattooed everywhere and I wouldn't know yeah 198 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:51,040 wow but right yeah I mean you know if we're watching from kind of far away yeah I'll be 199 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:56,720 like oh shit this is a Nazi we didn't even know it yeah like Kanye's album my beautiful 200 00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:02,480 dark twisted fantasy the cover is like the pixels on it and you just wonder technically 201 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:10,040 how many swastika's could you find in that pixelated square if I was on my show I probably 202 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:17,920 find all of them yeah I just had a brain blast so Jason's next album my my beautiful twisted 203 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:25,120 black a beautiful black queen yeah because he loves talking about his beautiful black 204 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:30,320 queen he loves his beautiful black queen he better because I will come for him if he doesn't 205 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:43,600 know yeah or defend your people or will steal her we love Nora yeah my name's a new that's 206 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:47,840 Italian name is it not yeah I think it's I think her name is a little her real name 207 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:54,160 is a little longer but I'm not gonna dox try it okay yeah I'm also manly said I want to 208 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:59,720 try it yeah it's it's something African I believe sounds very difficult yeah Michael Robinson 209 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:05,960 is a pretty African name it's not what's your middle name it's Edward right let's try it 210 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:15,160 in a jugona yeah yeah pretty good Dylan you got anything here I'm pretty good on that 211 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:26,040 so folks if you don't know Mike's middle name it's and G and J you and no it's a UGG U 212 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:37,000 and J G you just think about that's a risk yeah you're gonna do something I told him 213 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:42,680 he should get brought up is Mike Michael and word Robinson that'd be funny and probably 214 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:47,960 it'd be a probably a white house but then they'll probably say Michael the full thing yeah 215 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:54,200 Michael and word I think you can say you can say like the soft a Michael 216 00:22:54,200 --> 00:23:00,360 nigga yeah yeah oh yeah the problem the problem is even if you do the soft a it's followed 217 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:08,520 by our so you're gonna fuck either way what if it was like Michael and word Robinson 218 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:13,840 and then the actual and word at the very end that would that would be a core names yeah 219 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:19,720 I'm Michael and word Robinson yeah yeah or was I doing the other day was I doing the 220 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:25,160 other day that instead of saying the n-word I was I was I was rapping a song I was like 221 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:33,280 I was like fuck these I was wondering if I started saying ninja online and using the 222 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:39,320 ninja emoji like what I get in trouble for that no I think they created that I use I 223 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:45,000 use a neighbor yeah these neighbor cuz it's close never I use an ajar James and a jar 224 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:52,360 yeah all these new it's honestly a racist name can you can't show your for his last 225 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:56,360 name I can't he has a joke where he's saying like I'm so glad I didn't kill myself you 226 00:23:56,360 --> 00:24:02,080 guys and just crickets no one's yes and it's like cool man a suicide joke that's not funny 227 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:07,760 just trying to get sympathy that's pretty suicide jokes suicide jokes can be funny but 228 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:13,080 if you're just doing it for sympathy not funny I got a suicide joke what was it I've tried 229 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:17,960 to kill myself million times I tried to kill myself I tried to hang myself I'm watching 230 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:24,240 12 years a slave and then I didn't do it because I saw when they were hanging out the black 231 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:29,240 people and I was like oh I don't want to do it I was like not me you don't want to get 232 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:35,240 whiz revazi back when I was a different person in college with the whiz I keep bringing that 233 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,040 movie up all the time why do you like the way it is just because to me it's just like 234 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:46,040 funny to have like a just a black version of a white movie we didn't do more of that 235 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:51,560 yeah I mean that is one good part of our culture that you guys took yeah but recently 236 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:55,640 you guys have been going downhill with the with the black stuff yeah no you guys have 237 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:59,960 been yeah you guys have been taking fucking skinny jeans and fucking yeah we gotta give 238 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:05,360 that back to you give that give it back to us because it's terrible I was wondering if 239 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:10,240 the laugh factory was taking a shot at me the other day they posted a clip that was saying 240 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:14,840 like you can't be a thug if you wear skinny jeans how are you gonna run away from the 241 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:19,360 cops and stuff and he doesn't act out I'm just thinking like I've been hanging out there 242 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:26,640 a little bit and you know how I did they weren't Dylan I can promise you they weren't and you 243 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,840 know more than you talk about jeans though hmm you're not the only person who talks 244 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:37,440 about jeans yeah but you know if they were talking shit I mean we can confront them 245 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:42,160 Dylan you should do you should do you should do stuff you should do stuff during the day 246 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:48,960 instead of just laying there and let's let things circulate through your head what do 247 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:57,920 you do and kind of look at a lot of reels and all the club I try my best not to yeah 248 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:03,760 I don't I don't consume social media I just make it hmm you know what I do want your 249 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:08,920 lot dog videos dog videos like black people who own dogs you should check out our new 250 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:14,600 reel I post all the all dogs go to hell or something oh yeah I saw that yeah you didn't 251 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:19,880 like it I liked it I did I did sorry I want you to get to get to notifications to share 252 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:24,600 them yeah sorry no I apologize for thinking you didn't like it yeah I didn't like it but 253 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:28,440 what I hate is when people like it in real life and don't like it on Instagram it makes 254 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:34,680 me want to use this Chinese sword and do something bad yeah well this I can do a lot of things 255 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:40,160 with with this I could just I mean I think this is just slice somebody open you know 256 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:44,720 but the problem with this versus like the you could stab somebody like that lady got 257 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:49,360 stabbed in reptile yeah you can get stabbed with this I didn't I didn't get that far I've 258 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:55,880 tried to watch it six times at night you have I yeah I know I know I got no I get 20 minutes 259 00:26:55,880 --> 00:27:03,320 in I fall asleep it's kind of cute like a warm milk and twinkle twinkle little star 260 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:11,040 and it's like a quarter Xanax and I'm zonked yeah but I think this is a very good like 261 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:16,160 a head shopper offer or something yeah it looks kind of like a cleaver don't don't put 262 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:22,880 it over looks kind of like a cleaver it looks kind of like a if I was gonna cut off his 263 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:32,840 head I would do it with his home born weapon I would I would honor him with his own I would 264 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:36,720 appreciate it I mean yeah if I were to cut your head off the one of the other which would 265 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:42,080 you prefer me to the machete yeah it'd be clean I'd rather have my head clean cut I'm 266 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:48,960 American so I'd other have my head cut off with a gun yeah I'm so this video for hippo 267 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:53,400 and people were saying they could just bite right through you it's yeah powerful bite 268 00:27:53,400 --> 00:28:02,040 yeah that I think they're I think they were named the most dangerous animal in Africa yeah 269 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:06,280 because they don't look like animals I mean they do look like they don't look dangerous 270 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:12,360 but they're pretty fast yeah they look like you do it yeah I like fucking when I was on 271 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:18,240 Safari and Rwanda I may have told you this but we were on a hot air balloon like Safari 272 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:24,560 thing like at 5 a.m. and we saw this hippo just like sprinting around fields by itself 273 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:30,080 and then just like ran through some crops like fast like destroying all the crops and 274 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:37,920 like a small village are all the food they had you guys should probably play I played 275 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:44,040 Assassin's Creed I'll play video games wow I'm too busy making reels yeah well that's 276 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:51,920 good because I keep it real yeah you keep you keep it real you keep reels both I say 277 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:57,200 I actually don't save them after I post them so I delete them so I just keep it real nice 278 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:05,160 so yeah but hippos are crazy man hippos be wild and it was me fans to be to be as fast 279 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:09,400 as they are dude what would you be like what would you what do you think you would say 280 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:17,800 if a hippo started chasing you I can't do this I was thinking you would say I can't 281 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:27,640 do this I think I'd say fuck hey I don't think I don't think you chase my buddy Rendell 282 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:32,320 that you met when we were younger because me and have been friends for a long long time 283 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:39,360 we were on a catamaran do you know what that is white people can afford to go on or it's 284 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:45,360 not that expensive thing it's a sailboat with the two pontoons it's actually one pontoon 285 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:49,240 it's actually it's actually it's actually less expensive than a standard sailboat because 286 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:53,400 the sailboat has a little cabin and everything this is just like a trampoline thing in the 287 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:59,440 middle with two pontoons so it's like the blob no they're not really pontoons they're 288 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:07,320 just like they're hard like it's just like boat material and so they go really fast 289 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:11,920 they weigh faster than a standard sailboat and then my family took him out on one during 290 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:17,080 it was a super windy day and he's already like kind of scared of water he's black because 291 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:27,000 he just doesn't like water the first one yeah what do you think I thought that was implied 292 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:34,760 I think they're just amazing and drown out we're so muscular dense yeah well you saw 293 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:42,880 Rindell that guy would sink to the bottom in two seconds yeah he threw up at the bar 294 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:52,040 well to be fair to him like he was fed a million shots are dangerous it was his birthday though 295 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:57,240 I heard he couldn't say it was his birthday and it was going away party when I was proven 296 00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:04,000 to be a BD but in my I'm just gonna see the area I'm not a BD no he said I was I'm just 297 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:09,080 a consigliary yeah that was part of the video about your dad that we liked or about you 298 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:13,640 but that we were trying to get your dad to watch now Jason said like what are we not 299 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:19,880 black disciples because we're white the problem is Kelly's not a white disciple well not yet 300 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:27,240 he's the other one he's a GD so he's on the other side he's on the other side but there 301 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:34,200 are not on the complete other side there are there are like some you can you can dance yeah 302 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:40,480 yeah you can be friends yeah I mean in general like you're not gonna you're not gonna get 303 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:47,120 like killed by the head of BD for being friends with some GD's because a lot of them live 304 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,600 in the same neighborhoods they just cuz there's so many different renegade gangs of each of 305 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:55,200 those true like like the Evanston people the BD's and the GD's would hang out a decent 306 00:31:55,200 --> 00:32:03,560 amount so some didn't like fuck around but yeah but like you you said I mean there's 307 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:07,960 only two BD's there because the rest are dead yeah I mean it's tails they say yeah 308 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:16,360 tails tails never fails unless it's a breathalyzer and I told you yeah I told you about my buddy 309 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:21,800 Keem his day I got shot he oh yeah he guys yeah he told me that my buddy Keem hopefully 310 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:26,080 he's not listening actually I mean this was just in the news anyway it was in the news 311 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:31,080 a while back anyway but he's Jamaican his dad because we were watching a bunch of you 312 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:38,800 were watching Jamaican movies we were watching Jamaican movies and cocktail we're like wagua 313 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:44,680 me better and stuff like that body boys body boys we were we were being body boys yeah 314 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:52,040 no you were being you're a body boy it's kind of time for me to take over the podcast 315 00:32:52,040 --> 00:33:00,040 yeah I know listen can you pour me down oh yeah so not too much no but you like you'll 316 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:05,800 find the story kind of wild nice sauce so it's just kind of feels disrespectful not to 317 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:09,680 be at least half full yeah you're really you're really good you're really taking over the 318 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:18,360 podcast so let me tell you the story that you let the dogs in today we have Josie we 319 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:27,440 are Josie Josie wants to come in Josie is not like Cooper Cooper's like I've been Josie 320 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:34,680 come Josie come in come in here come on Josie is not a free house care for all Josie in 321 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:42,200 your frame Josie is not a commie come here can you can we see her if Josie goes over 322 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:49,640 there go over there Josie Josie come here yeah try to bring Josie's face up if you 323 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:58,560 can Josie turns around but anyways I still love Cooper so the story my buddy Keem his 324 00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:04,120 dad you don't know how he died Dylan how so there are cops in his house there to arrest 325 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:09,920 him like three cops and and then he ran at them with a machete and then they shot him 326 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:17,520 dead oh like yeah god damn I mean that's morbid but it sounds like my Twitter now is 911 327 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:24,440 and just there's a thing morbid morbid videos that pops hey Josie you said morbid a lot 328 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:30,320 yeah it's just like it's because it's on my Twitter now known as X it's just Josie over 329 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:36,360 here morbid facts or stories or something and it's like why is that my algorithm yeah 330 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:43,760 it's all it's like yeah this is it or there's another one that pops up now and it says moments 331 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:49,000 before disaster or something it's like someone like they're fighting in a train and then like 332 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:57,200 I like those I do like I do like a good fight like a train fight video over a lighter give 333 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,480 me my lighter back and as we had Josie back in the frame before watching on video for 334 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:05,680 watching on audio I'm sorry but this is live you should be watching video now it's not live 335 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:10,880 okay you just gonna edit it actually shit no I don't edit shit some of our super fans 336 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:17,520 might know Josie from Mac had a little bit of dog content yeah and ask Josie questions 337 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:22,200 like she's an eight ball or something yeah well I was asking Josie what she thought about 338 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:27,320 healthcare I was like do you think that people should get free healthcare and then Josie 339 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:32,520 roll her eyes and I was like people Josie people need that you know she doesn't care 340 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:37,720 well wait Josie now I have to move up you gotta get out of the way I'm sorry Josie go 341 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:45,040 hang out with Dylan so Josie is kind of when we don't know the answer Josie to split the 342 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:49,160 difference Josie wants to go back out there and hang out with him Josie you want to do 343 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:53,600 you want to leave yeah that looks like you want to leave Josie Josie Josie hates his 344 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:59,320 podcast more than hand talent oh Josie likes this apartment though and we're trying to 345 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:06,280 get in here and it was a Mac hacked his way into his own home yeah so basically the I 346 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:11,480 think because I wouldn't give away too much what no I guess the lock up in the inside 347 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:17,880 so it doesn't matter you don't want to hack a Brian no if it's fully it's fully dead bolted 348 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:23,720 and you can't do that yeah so it's so cold that you know how I can like it automatically 349 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:30,120 does it when I type in the button normally obviously the deadbolt slides it was so cold 350 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:35,640 it wouldn't slide all the way so it only slides so like partially so what I did is I got a 351 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:40,280 credit card out I was like I got this and then I jimmy the door and I was able to get 352 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:44,600 the deadbolt right to the right amount just that extra little cushion and it was impressive 353 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:50,520 yeah I know I know how to do everything yeah it's it I know how to do everything except 354 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:56,240 for talk to women yeah well if you tell them yeah they're not really impressed by getting 355 00:36:56,240 --> 00:37:00,640 into your own house yeah I just gotta show more women my home improvement skills yeah 356 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:05,840 yeah you gotta bring them over like I'm how you paint yeah I'll show my back home improvement 357 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:11,200 self-improvement and I said exercise I'll bring tiny over she was like you handy huh yeah 358 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:15,640 yeah hands she told me I was handy when I accidentally sent her my location at Home Depot 359 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:25,120 hmm oh wow oh you handy huh yeah and I said and I said what up he oops yeah it was because 360 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:30,280 he sent her from the Harley Davidson location fuck I did it again no me and me and Drake 361 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:35,560 we're talking about we're talking about tiny and I think maybe Siri picked up tiny and then 362 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:45,280 Drake Drake the rapper Drake the rapper yeah I mean rapper was about tiny thick yeah yeah 363 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:50,520 probably Drake the comedian Drake Drake the Verna I used to work with Drake all we have 364 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:58,480 to do is get Drake if that counts is worth working for big old Leah once you guys get 365 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:05,840 swole tiny's gonna say boy you dick as hell yeah then we'll be on late late nasty show 366 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:10,640 every week dude while the weather is this cold we actually need to start work I've been 367 00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:15,240 working out I don't know if you know this I don't believe you guys doing is 10s that's 368 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:21,120 why I sleep so much pictures or yeah okay pictures or it didn't happen that's what I 369 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:25,160 say for all of history pictures or it didn't happen so Mac takes a lot pictures at the 370 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:34,760 gym just to make sure I think avocado avocado yeah he takes a picture of him being one curl 371 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:40,520 with like a five pound weight and a video which is very yeah and then and then eating 372 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:47,000 a bag he should do what he should do is like that neck and that did neck exercises that 373 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:56,160 did happen he should put on a their neck exercises that he could do have not the tensions yeah 374 00:38:56,160 --> 00:39:01,120 it's cold putting on a scarf yeah yeah no but whereas you can wear like a hat like a 375 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:08,600 weighted helmet and do stuff like this yeah yeah I think that you chew on to strengthen 376 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:13,840 that which kind of oh yeah no I've seen people get bigger jaws because they're doing this 377 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:18,640 weird chewy it makes it more defined but you can't like be that fail make a difference 378 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:23,760 I feel like you need to you need to get rid of that fat like you can't have like good 379 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:28,480 use that knife you can't have a giant like big chin like that like I know you have a 380 00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:32,880 tiny double chin which is nothing yeah but it's definitely showed when we did the hack 381 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:38,200 O video and Mac decided to put the camera down here would look a little better if it 382 00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:43,040 was up now no no no but he's the reason I put it down there is because he's talking 383 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:49,640 down to him but that literally that's what you want to do so I work down you're talking 384 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:54,680 to the cinematographer here we all gonna work out well you already work out we're gonna 385 00:39:54,680 --> 00:40:01,480 do the the chewing thing where you get bigger right here yeah I need a I need a thicker 386 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:07,560 neck yeah there there are workouts for a thick nice Jason look I love to give you some of 387 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:13,280 his thick neck workouts we can cut it off with that with this machete or that Chinese knife 388 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:17,500 yeah I'm trying to remember who well I think Jason has a whole he's trying to get another 389 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:22,680 pound there are a hundred pounds of fat I think you said on New Year's huh that was 390 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:28,160 his New Year's resolution is to gain a hundred pounds see I can't even do that I guess I 391 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:36,200 could let's go that's cuz you like you're good that's my chest yeah push ups man can 392 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:40,600 you play like this and really like this aliphone under ribs because there's being strong for 393 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:46,920 your weight is I don't know if you guys can hear that what I was clicking on that's your 394 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:53,800 language cooked on ebonics we were at the we were at the mic and someone had some joke 395 00:40:53,800 --> 00:41:01,080 about how like like a whole family died like a bunch of coconuts that was that that Mike 396 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:08,880 had this motherfucker looks at me yeah they're talking your life I was like you gotta incorporate 397 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:15,040 that in your in your bit I can't steal jokes no I was saying that he should do it I know 398 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:20,400 that you wouldn't I'm tagging the tarot though I have if I had all my tags up it would be 399 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:25,800 probably 50 million tags yeah you have a lot of tags and you're not shy about offering 400 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:31,720 them and now either or my I feel like I isolate myself I'll tell the town's he's pissed he's 401 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:37,740 like no I see my prince jokes okay cool dude is that what he says cool Freddie Prince Ed 402 00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:43,560 Towns Freddie Prince Junior Ed Towns all right I think a tag and I'm I feel like people don't 403 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,560 like if I don't know him and I'm just like kind of no matter how I cushion it I just 404 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:53,440 think no one is gonna like getting a I told the town I like if someone tells me that I 405 00:41:53,440 --> 00:42:00,720 just think we're all comics here yeah and I don't open my especially but if it's someone 406 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:06,760 prepared material and then actually I would still take a tag just like if someone that 407 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:11,160 means that means that means that they were listening intently at your joke first of all 408 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:16,200 yeah second of all you don't got to use it you just say cool thanks can I give her a 409 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:21,480 random or if it's a friend of yours you can say no that sucks I want to shout out a very 410 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:28,840 beautiful black woman her name is Jackie but she goes by blackie I look like I love you 411 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:34,120 what's your Instagram yeah and blackie loves you what's blackie I hope she does because 412 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:40,200 I'm gonna stalk her on Instagram straight flexing you can look at the mighty I'm so I key with 413 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:47,440 no a is that I don't even follow her is Trinidad James even from Trinidad that's my question 414 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,800 and my friends are Trinidad James I just ask that let's see what pet bulldogs guy going 415 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:58,360 on yeah yeah super six yeah nice gonna be doing 30 he's gonna be like I drink on the 416 00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:02,840 train yeah I love that I drink on the train I drink on a train I lived on the train yes 417 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:07,520 no drinking on the train you ever lived on a train that's his whole set he says I drink 418 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:12,000 on the train you know I usually you can drink on the train they say on the they say on the 419 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,680 metro you can drink on the train but I drink on the hell cuz you can drink on the train 420 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:21,880 yeah I love that you know they say you can't no they say you can't we got a ham talent 421 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:26,520 clip let's let's let's uh patch that and they do they do cocaine and they do crack on the 422 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:32,200 train now see I think if someone's smoking weed I just think good what are you doing 423 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:42,560 okay that's our that's our old enemy and friend again ham talent everyone I don't 424 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:47,280 know if we address it our friends anymore we're friends with him tell them yeah like 425 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:53,880 Mac you got himself all he said was I'm not gonna be annoying so I got to go with Jason 426 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:59,480 to hang out with Sam talent and Alex Luchin and Nathan Law and Nathan Law and our favorite 427 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:04,480 guy yes and so it's kind of too cool Sam talents and then Sam talent himself yeah because we 428 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:11,200 call it we call Alex Luchin the funny and cool version of Sam and then so I yeah Dylan 429 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:16,400 is saying that Luchin came there to one up Sam talent you know you have more followers 430 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:21,800 than me and this is pissing me off on both does he have 600 more posts on both or is 431 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:26,720 on this on that one yeah how many followers do you have I don't know I don't look at it 432 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:31,520 I stopped caring about followers on this you did I care more about the podcast followers 433 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:35,920 because I'm posting much on mine now okay now I'm still beating you yeah well don't 434 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:44,040 you are yeah well do you 100 wow just about yeah I mean yours is all I bought yeah I'm 435 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:48,840 not saying you bought them I was just people that just what I would I do is I delete followers 436 00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:53,000 it'll click boss help me engage that's not how it's supposed to work mm-hmm it was fake 437 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:58,600 people I delete them oh that's cool instead of taking the extra follow yeah because if 438 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:03,440 they're not going to engage on it then your percentage of engagement yeah no they don't 439 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:07,640 they don't at all it like when you get those random ones those are just accounts that follow 440 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:13,680 hashtags I do love when they when I wouldn't most of my random ones are like hot chicks 441 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:20,040 that I don't know yeah I said yeah you get a lot do you get those two and it's one's 442 00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:26,000 like just I need a boyfriend yeah and it's like they're just showing ass yeah you ever 443 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:35,360 start to penis Michael seven times oh yeah is that true so you figure it out look at this 444 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:46,440 I don't know it's insane it still keeps going the luchin 173,000 views on Instagram which 445 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:54,640 is almost 95 hundred likes and shares 1300 saves so sometimes there's a combination that 446 00:45:54,640 --> 00:46:00,640 works we lay out right away this is the impression we want and it was it that was one cut right 447 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:05,360 like you didn't even chop out anything from that 30 seconds I feel like I was just once 448 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:12,000 I did I cut out some small thing I said okay when it got from him to him yeah it was just 449 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,960 funny but with him with him with his with his impression it was I think it was one cut 450 00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:21,720 yeah because he didn't more than one I think why did he quit stand up I think he just thought 451 00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:27,760 it was apparently he was a really good stand up to learn into Jason he was talking about 452 00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:33,240 like he used to make like enough money to pay rent and they just from comedy which is 453 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:37,840 if you're listening you're not a comic that means you're really good at comedy because 454 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:44,280 it's good you don't make a lot of money doing stand up at all if you can make whatever whatever 455 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:49,000 it is if you make a thousand dollars a month doing comedy you're doing well yeah I make 456 00:46:49,000 --> 00:47:00,000 twenty five dollars a week yeah no you make about forty but then you two shows it's hard 457 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,880 as Chicago because they cancer I was supposed to do a show yesterday to cancel I bet I bet 458 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:09,720 with the negative there's canceling every sloppy Sunday and Lincoln they would have paid you 459 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:15,760 five no they used to drink to get to that yeah probably if you're grinding and you get a 460 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:20,160 show even every night a lot of them are these little ones where it's like what it's way 461 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:28,120 more about you really big ones and no I put time in well you should I think you should 462 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:33,360 do every show that you get booked on yeah but but if I just like a minute but if they 463 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:37,880 end up yeah that's bad that's bad I suffocate on last year but I was also going to yeah 464 00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:43,360 it seems it seems like you're reliable I wasn't just a sustainable I'm reliable you're in 465 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:49,160 jail when you're gonna call the way I'm gonna jail I eat a way I eat commissary every day 466 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:54,800 dude I was in push-ups in jail dude he doesn't even do push-ups yeah I was I was wrapping 467 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:59,760 in jail I don't even wrap so he's had a whole experience I want to go to I want to go to 468 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:05,520 jail because all I eat anyways is uncrustables and it hosts his cupcakes I eat commissary 469 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:11,320 food which they they do give you crustables uncrustables who they give you one he can't 470 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:17,800 hear a knife you can eat like five I got a knife out of an uncrustable wait what in 471 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:23,240 jail he made a knife bar so and I thought I threatened the guard well what I it was 472 00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:29,720 a material well it was no no they thought I they thought I cut it they thought I cut 473 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:37,040 the the guards neck yeah but it was just a strawberry uncrustable so it was it looks 474 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:43,640 like blood yeah get out of here kind of yeah you almost again like you again I can do anything 475 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:50,400 I can make anything you do a knife I can make Matt Reiffin do a knife yeah I can make this 476 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:56,920 sword into a knife do it's already a knife okay this is a small this is a big no no 477 00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:02,880 this is a big knife no this is a battle sword this is what you put in here okay yeah but 478 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:07,200 it's not it's not the main one you run out with you want to cut that but in I'm guessing 479 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:11,760 in ancient Chinese warfare they would have this in here in there you think it's on the 480 00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:15,800 other belt they would have another belt it is smaller it's not but you're thinking about 481 00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:20,480 like the medieval white people swords that's what I'm thinking about yeah that's a sword 482 00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:26,600 so dagger this is a well not a dagger Katana's the Katana's that the samurai would use would 483 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:33,320 be bigger than this yeah this this is like a pocket knife no I got your pocket knife 484 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:39,040 came from T move by the way oh did I have a pocket fucking I gotta protect myself in 485 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:45,400 East streets oh you know what why you're still on here can you can you walk out on the table 486 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:50,520 it's a little like wood oh yeah he got you it's out there it's on the table you'll see 487 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:56,640 it yeah yeah this is this is the greatest thing I would know yeah I'll be back because I don't 488 00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:00,240 want Mike to go to jail so I want him to have a knife that first of all first of all you 489 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:05,640 can that he can legally carry and second of all that he can hold in his hand with that 490 00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:09,480 yeah that's what I told you we want to make sure that you could lift it up yeah I want 491 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:15,400 to make sure that you're a what come in come in show it to the people no but this is kind 492 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:23,960 of a yes he is open it up you just pull it open she was well it's better than she's a 493 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:29,480 butter knife is better than the other thing about her butter knife alright in my hands 494 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:35,720 guys check this check the unveiling of the show the show to this camera right behind 495 00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:41,640 you well it's that is kind of a custom bodies dick off so if the handle is longer than the 496 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:49,240 blade yeah rovon rovon carries a smaller one than that and that one is sharp so and it's 497 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:55,360 legal that because that's this is like two inches yeah I mean this is like this is like 498 00:50:55,360 --> 00:51:00,720 seven inches long let's see this has my penis you'll cancel a lot of people it is a replica 499 00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:04,640 that's why it's it's custom no but no but you could do it think about think about the 500 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:11,520 neck well I'm gonna I'm gonna just shank somebody max shanker somebody you're gonna not 501 00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:17,400 go one of their teeth and make them not and make them not get a job could slice eat be 502 00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:22,080 the throat go that's what you say about Jesus that's what I used to say about Max thank you 503 00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:26,760 for the knife yeah no problem I really appreciate it like Max shanker at one point he didn't 504 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:32,920 he didn't have a tooth and he had a job and then and then he had a tooth and didn't have 505 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:37,240 a job I'm like pick it are you gonna be a job comic or a tooth comic you get a knife you 506 00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:42,000 can shake whoever you want as yeah that's what that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna protect 507 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:48,680 the gang you guys are the gang well the Max shanker I'm the Max shanker now yeah yeah 508 00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:54,200 who's a real Max shanker well I'm the Max shanker Max shanker would sound a lot better 509 00:51:54,200 --> 00:52:00,320 just to be fair you're Max shanker but Max means the most so yeah Max I would say you 510 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:07,320 could be maximum shanker that's fine I mean I'm the bad boy comedy yeah so yeah there's 511 00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:11,680 during our show Mack had me come out to being called the idiot savant he had Jason come 512 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:16,680 out to being called the big fat guy yeah and then he had himself come out to being called 513 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:24,680 the bad boy of comedy which is yeah it's not cool I run the media so sorry I run the media 514 00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:31,280 so he's calling himself bad at comedy and little boy yeah yeah I mean that's why I did 515 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:38,640 it I wanted to self deprecate myself not to look cool exactly self deprecate a defecate 516 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:49,480 no that could happen to me with friends too I was not a self deprecating we hope it doesn't 517 00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:53,400 get to that point but you know it's possible and that's kind of if it happens it happens 518 00:52:53,400 --> 00:53:00,160 sometimes I do shit yourself sometimes I do self neprocating jokes oh nice nepra yeah 519 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:04,000 it's because we don't have to sign turned on but we have the humble hustle sign we do 520 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,960 which is important about comedy you have to stay a little humble and you have to hustle 521 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:16,120 yeah you do you can also goddamn right you do but you gotta try both man you gotta hustle 522 00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:20,280 guys but honestly you can see you can take out the humble part you don't have this bump 523 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:26,040 like I'm not well you well you didn't come out for it no I'm saying you and Michael didn't 524 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:30,640 fist bump oh I'll give you I mean you didn't mean him didn't okay well one of you one of 525 00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:34,400 you guys didn't come out for the fist I'll do it oh wait no let's all do it together 526 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:43,200 we should do a knife bump now we should go Harambe Harambe we should each do it in our 527 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:47,720 in our in our tongues of what we say you would say like a chief type of thing and I would 528 00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:59,960 say a Chinese thing and you would say Harambe Harambe so white man Harambe that was amazing 529 00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:06,400 I'm so scared that this is gonna get canceled so I can kind of hear trains coming stuff 530 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:12,960 sort of Native American this is the free episode to be worried about we really have to cut 531 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:22,120 out that part when you just yeah come back we'll circle back I'll talk about other stuff 532 00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:28,440 that now big a time that justifies that let's talk about gender let's talk about let's talk 533 00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:35,800 about gender my mom my mr. gender what is it well let's just drop it out yeah well you 534 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:40,040 guys know this it doesn't matter yeah you guys know this that my mom became my dad my dad 535 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:47,720 became my mom oh my god and whenever someone calls whenever someone calls my mom or whatever 536 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:55,840 someone calls my dad my mom I'm like or whatever someone calls my mom my dad I say I say really 537 00:54:55,840 --> 00:55:07,400 dad that's my father's name whatever way that works the end of it is that's my father's 538 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:13,920 name yeah yeah it's very funny comedy is dead comedy is how many is not dead it's alive 539 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:19,200 still pretty sure comedy is dead for the next week it's the hour for the week yeah yeah 540 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:23,200 we do call to do comedy it sounded like you're making like some kind of like big statement 541 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:28,160 no no I'm just being dumb he's bitter he's cold because they cancel the show last night 542 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:32,920 yeah I'm sick of it's a cold world well it's negative degrees all the shows are gonna be 543 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:37,360 cancelled that's a jaco world yeah at least it didn't sound at least like there wasn't way 544 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:43,480 too much of a snowstorm like a but maybe man I know there was big snowstorm I know there's 545 00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:48,640 a lot of snow but like the worst is when there's a bunch of shit let us know still on the ground 546 00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:53,080 and it freezes over it seemed like it had a little bit of time to melt before it froze 547 00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:59,960 over you know son yeah I mean I saw I saw they were walking their dogs dogs in case you're 548 00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:05,560 listening from across the world this is Chicago yeah who let the dogs out yeah I mean the neighbor 549 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:14,600 yeah I was the dog yeah you know what that could also be a Viking of a bike maybe a Viking 550 00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:20,600 a Viking war axe yeah fan of that's actually closer to a Viking war axe I think school you 551 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:25,440 know what berserkers would wear you know that's a definitely goddamn do you know max been listening 552 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:31,560 to a little too much hardcore history no flick this on us his knowledge about no but well 553 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:37,600 to be I have to be fair I only just started listening to hardcore history and the only 554 00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:42,960 ones I've listened to are ones about I listened to one about Kings they're all like 20 hours 555 00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:47,840 long because it's like five episodes four hours King's the weirdest fuck yeah but it's 556 00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:51,800 the one time about different Kings and then the second one is just talking about Japan 557 00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:57,440 in World War two and it's like 20 hours long but it's really good what's the weirdest thing 558 00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:03,680 you heard about well the Kings I don't know there's a lot of Queens really because they 559 00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:11,760 probably yeah they're bitches hey careful guys okay now I was talking about our friends 560 00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:20,560 over the algorithm so chess um fuck what was I oh I was gonna say oh the Vikings berserkers 561 00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:30,600 so in the front lines of the Viking armies they would have these guys that they were 562 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:34,800 known as berserkers they would normally get their most wild guys like oh and just run 563 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:40,520 in they're like yeah well they would take shrooms but they're nice they would take they would 564 00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:46,960 take shrooms but what they would do is they would like channel it into a crazy frenzy 565 00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:52,560 on purpose I took sure so they would use it the opposite way of that that people normally 566 00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:56,800 want to use it you get them ramped up and and then build themselves into it was known 567 00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:00,720 as a berserker frenzy so the word berserk that's where that comes from that's where 568 00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:04,880 they should just let us and then they wouldn't wear any armor they were just running them 569 00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:09,120 motherfucker and just start like slicing away at people people would slice them and like 570 00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:17,320 get more out of a guy yeah her body so it's wild I mean they would be there would be marching 571 00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:21,080 with them but then the berserkers we was first to sprint in you know because they didn't 572 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:25,640 care if they died I mean most of them care if they died but these guys were the bad to 573 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:30,360 me being berserkers yeah running in with this night like berserkers exactly though you would 574 00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:35,560 do more damage than you think right now like it takes oh yeah like just like yeah it's like 575 00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:40,560 the speed attack like you're gonna get somebody with that and fuck them up I would be a berserker 576 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:49,240 I can I'll be tripping balls dude like oh my god and then when you see the blood no 577 00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:58,000 no no the thing is the thing is they drunk as a drunk alcoholic autistic or autistic 578 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:04,640 I have a reason to love trains now I love you can drink on them and you can sleep on them 579 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:10,120 but what I wanted to say about when you go hand in hand when you see I like how you said 580 00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:15,280 I like how you said I like how you said with the berserkers what about when you see the 581 00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:20,360 blood what do you mean what about when you're killing all these guys isn't that worse so 582 00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:25,480 it's kind of Shakespeare said there's no right and wrong no but they would they would use 583 00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:30,280 the shrooms they would convince themselves to be fucking to be crazy instead of like 584 00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:36,440 mild chill thinking about yeah I mean I would be in because you can use drugs for different 585 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:43,280 ways you know I was like that like I don't forget my real life he was my ketamine therapy 586 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:49,240 babysitter oh yeah I had to I barely watched you because I smoked weed and I was well I 587 00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:53,320 think that weed was laced I didn't I didn't need to be watched and also you seemed really 588 00:59:53,320 --> 01:00:00,560 high dude I was you seem to hire you seem to hire the guy who came out of my ketamine 589 01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:02,640 yeah I think I think it was laced and this is legal ketamine we're talking about folks 590 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:08,400 I got it from I got it from both the ketamine is legal toothly toodle a friend of ours was 591 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:12,960 telling a story about a friend of his friends that they took shrooms they're out in the 592 01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:17,880 forest and then they found this leprechaun was fucking with them so they put in their 593 01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:23,760 trailer he was a friend of one of John Hickok's well yeah so I was masking his identity but 594 01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:30,320 nobody knew what he was it was not him no and then but I guess like it turns out they 595 01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:34,800 found the leprechaun later and it was just a disabled child that had been missing for 596 01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:40,320 days and they thought they made it up and they're like and then they actually saved 597 01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:44,840 a child because they took drugs so I don't know if that's an argument for drugs I mean 598 01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:50,360 or it's a disabled yeah I think it's an argument for drugs that are yeah I'm with it because 599 01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:57,200 I mean I did mushrooms couple days ago and it was well I had nurse drunk people we're 600 01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:02,120 only talking about like legal stuff on here so you ate some shiitake mushrooms or portobello 601 01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:08,680 portobello mushrooms and yeah it was you know when you see people who are drunk you realize 602 01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:15,120 that oh they're probably on mushrooms too but they're not they're just drunk yeah you know 603 01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:20,800 drunk people suck when you're not drunk man it isn't how much they suck yeah I can't imagine 604 01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:26,840 someone just watching me being black that was just watching a whole open Mike sober oh can't 605 01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:36,640 do that I know that is a thing for 30 comics yeah and he's every 30 years too I can't do 606 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:41,080 this he's just looking at the yeah that's what I would say if I was gonna say I can't 607 01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:48,000 do this I can't do that Dylan do your best I can't do this I can't do this that's pretty 608 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:53,520 good you have one more I think it's gotta be a little bit louder a little bit but you have 609 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:58,200 to do something stupid well I'll do mine and then we'll grab back to you for one more I 610 01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:09,880 can't do this I can't do this yeah I'm a big fan of Frozone from the Incredibles I fucking 611 01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:17,840 love for a big fan of my super suit yeah super suit yeah super suit let's end this cuz I 612 01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:23,200 know that Bobby buzz is not gonna follow my directions to go is Bobby but coming over 613 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:28,720 to do a podcast yeah my god I love Bobby yeah you should just be on that one too he's my 614 01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:36,440 best he's my best guy yeah folks Michael Robinson do you have any plugs this will drop tomorrow 615 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:46,880 oh I am doing a show on the fifth on the 19th Loki lit with Laro the comedian 19th at Second 616 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:54,440 City January of January are you gonna do improv no I'm just gonna be a black oh yeah that's 617 01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:58,920 that that's a picture they take where they all after the show like wrap look for their arms 618 01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:04,800 around each other and all black I see picture yeah it's mostly a black show yeah well so 619 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:09,760 well no not really Aaron Aaron City Bank is a part of it right there's no he's not Aaron 620 01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:15,560 Chase no he's just doing his own thing like he dropped out of it I don't think I don't know 621 01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:20,440 what he's doing they probably fired him I like Bobby fired him I like that clip of Chris 622 01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:25,840 Tranny talking about how he has funny on it I just that clip I saw at least like he was 623 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:31,280 doing he's funny every time someone does his pod he like I'll see I'll see photograph I've 624 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:37,400 seen I'm not gonna tell that story here well we can do it on the other one yeah Chris Tranny 625 01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:43,000 is a guy if you want a funny guy if you want a wild story about Chicago comedian Chris Tranny 626 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:49,840 just yeah just a heads up that's his ass you got shot in the face you did by paintball oh it was 627 01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:54,200 on a news yeah well the fucking news there's way more to the story that we'll say on the 628 01:03:54,200 --> 01:04:01,360 patreon okay that's a real teaser yeah but there's also another real cliffhanger there's 629 01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:05,720 also a story we're gonna have several we're gonna start off with several Chris Tranny jokes 630 01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:09,040 I just want to make sure the algorithm doesn't think we're that's how you can pronounce it 631 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:15,160 either way but that's his last name okay that is his real name so the 19th second city right 632 01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:21,520 19th that's it so that is in three days that's in three days that's on Friday or Saturday 633 01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:26,320 that is on a god damn it I don't know man is on Friday or Saturday look at Michael's fucking 634 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:33,400 Instagram yeah I put it all up there another person yeah follow at Mike DeComic and if I 635 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:39,440 bomb I'm gonna be Mike the insurance guy yeah yeah yeah they become Mike the insurance guy 636 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:45,680 if you just say I'm sorry I start fucking insurance yeah I was actually known as the 637 01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:52,320 insurance whisperer because I told people to come a lot that's Friday folks and I team Friday 638 01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:59,480 Friday 19 come out have a good time and don't confuse a Friday the 13th don't yeah yeah you 639 01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:06,480 could find me at comedy baddie yeah very funny guy but especially Instagram yeah a big things 640 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:12,760 coming out so I'll be in the my buddies finals again for take a shot yeah I'll be there yeah 641 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:18,760 you should look at the camera tell tell tell your friends tell your friends on the can find me 642 01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:25,080 on Instagram at comedy baddie you can find me at all the clubs and everything throughout the 643 01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:33,520 Midwest and yeah you can check out our patreon wait can you take back juicy stuff you take back 644 01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:37,560 the whole clubs that were all around the West thing that's the thing I say okay well you take 645 01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:46,680 that back I won't be the clubs so I'm what the Chris Tranny calls an open miker no you're not 646 01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:52,200 a miker you're your comedian I have been a professional comedian technically for a year 647 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:58,480 and a half which means I haven't been to outside of that so it's kind of living the dream I mean 648 01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:04,400 once you're paid to do comedy you're a professional comedian like 41 by death yeah that makes a 649 01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:10,080 week a month a month no but by definition if you get paid to do something regularly your 650 01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:17,200 professional so we're all professional comedians here we're not rich comedians no yeah yeah but 651 01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:22,960 we do for the love of the game and we grind hell yeah because we humble hustlers yeah I'm just a 652 01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:30,280 hustler and I'm rich yeah yeah he's rich I guess I don't know how rich but we could really still 653 01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:36,200 use the extra I just have yeah I could take the extra money I just have a $360 condo all right 654 01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:42,880 $360 I think I'm gonna start selling drugs $360,000 condo you guys want to start selling drugs with me 655 01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:52,760 I got that I mean I already pay wall do you have anything else so you'd be a fifth city and then 656 01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:59,200 20 the 25th I'll be at Lincoln Lodge for my best friend is black okay well no cares about that 657 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:04,600 yeah the black one the one that's all black no I say cuz it's a Lincoln Lodge dude Jesus 658 01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:13,480 the M-Racist what the heck Lincoln a blinking a blinking man yeah if you go back in the 659 01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:20,080 history a blinking was if he was a racist but he's like okay fine they say he was half black 660 01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:25,880 well I said he was a dumb also the dumb in the bedroom who's he had no he didn't want to control 661 01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:31,080 people they say he's got home they say he's half black and then he did the black is real and 662 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:37,600 they say the reverse yeah the break yeah they also say that George Washington the regular George 663 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:41,920 Washington was black yeah they say George Washington Carver was white which kind of blows my mind 664 01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:47,800 this is crazy they say George W Bush was black they said George Washington Carver was the was 665 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:53,280 a white man who invented the peanut he was yeah if you think about it and they said it was white 666 01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:59,240 slaves the whole time why do you think black people don't like peanuts exactly yeah but there are 667 01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:04,360 no black characters like people don't like penis which is ironic like men don't like penis unless 668 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:13,440 they're body boys like Mike big body boys of it big Baha boys alright folks hey I'll do my plugs 669 01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:20,200 real quick follow me a bad boy comedy on every platform in the nation whatever it is grinder 670 01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:27,080 you know do it follow him you know don't follow him closely I'll kill you with my little thank you 671 01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:33,800 dude yeah he keeps his metal clothes yeah that's how we ride in Chicago catch me at cities all 672 01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:42,160 across the Midwest and clubs across the nation in every city catch the Midwest all across the 673 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:49,720 nation you know Sam yes that's the country all across the city of Chicago and Dylan thanks 674 01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:54,040 for coming on the show today thanks for having me yeah and Mike thank you for coming on the show 675 01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:59,320 today I like that American sword you have so am I use I forgot to check if it was loaded 676 01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:09,760 oh god my fucking face all right well loaded so hey folks it's not we love you we'll be back 677 01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:19,840 with you with the white fat version of Michael Robinson Bob Bobby Euler no he meant Jason 678 01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:26,120 yeah I don't next normal episode Jason is not black he thinks you know it's all about black 679 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:31,720 culture he knows way less than I do it's called urban culture I mean I'm black I told you I put 680 01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:38,040 on whiteface every day so that I'd be treated okay and you know but I can I'm really athletic 681 01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:45,080 you know you know it's like the invisible man and I'm fine funny I'm able to heat people real 682 01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:54,720 good yeah like yo what you're what you're a bitch ass white sock black socks try to hide your feet 683 01:09:54,720 --> 01:10:01,160 and even dark out with your slim straight jeans more like Apple bottom jeans in there black socks 684 01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:08,640 oh yeah black socks what you doing black foot well Jesus Christ you know Danny Zuko looking 685 01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:18,080 as yes yeah you're real jerk scary is all right all right folks hey well we love you it'll catch 686 01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:26,440 you when the what you know what kind of you know eventually when when Dale's with Dale's tummy 687 01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:35,520 eclipses me on stage of my whole family can't see me the moon hits the pie the moon hits the pie 688 01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:39,360 the moon hits the pie folks all right we love it's a good one