...of one man to launch a wholly unjustified
and brutal invasion of Iraq, I mean of Ukraine.
Are you fucking with me? I am just disagreeing
with you! In America, we have the freedom of
speech, the right to disagree! A human being,
anywhere, is well within his right to do whatever
is necessary, by any means necessary. to protect
his life and property especially in a country
where the federal government itself has proven
that it is either unable or unwilling to protect
the lives and property of those human beings.
Jesus said let your yes be yes and your no no
anything more comes from the evil one think about
that even in the words you speak there is a boundary
you don't need to embellish you don't need to
argue you don't need to defend All right, what's
up ladies and germs welcome back to the show
It's just me today My schedule has been so fucking
busy and we I couldn't hook up with Julio but
he left a couple of voice mess voicemails and
Carl left a voicemail a couple of voicemails
and And I got one from from listener too, so
I'm gonna play that Only because like Julio and
Carlos doesn't really count because they're part
of the show Yeah, man, so uh It's a Friday May
17th 2024 524 p .m. The sun's shining outside
And I half -assed was about ready to record in
the driveway on my phone. As a matter of fact,
I downloaded an app on my phone to do the podcast
outside. Because you know I like sitting outside
and drinking beer. But, alright, so I live on
a roundabout, right? Not only do I live on a
roundabout, but there's a park at the one end
of it. So like everybody brings their kids here
people walk their dogs around it and There's
this little fucking ankle biter across the street
Every time somebody comes down the street the
motherfucker starts going off, and I'm just like
God damn it. This is not gonna fucking work.
I Mean it's bad enough the birds were chirping
and people with loud -ass mufflers and shit drive
by but that fucking ankle biter was the straw
that broke the camel's back i'm like fuck this
like my dog will not make a fucking sound and
it's it's weird because it's like the it's like
the resurrection of my old dog because my old
pit bull would not fucking make a sound at all
In fact, they both get in trouble when they do
unless it's unless it's something important,
you know what I mean? I'll beat their ass But
uh, I don't really know what the fuck I'm talking
about anymore So anyway So my brother -in -law
was in town he's in town right now, so we all
went out to eat last night We went to BJ's that
was pretty good food. We had drinks and shit
BJ's which is kind of a strange name for a restaurant
if you ask me it kind of like It's like something
that belongs in the urban dictionary or something.
I Don't know. I don't know. It was a good time.
All right, so He's in town. I don't know if he's
in town specifically for my daughter's graduation
but she's graduating Saturday and that starts
at like 7 but my wife wants to get there super
early so we can get a good seat you know how
women are so that's basically right after I get
off of work so I'm like only fucking day I can
record is Friday and Julio couldn't do it So
I've been fucking stressed out. I'm not gonna
lie And when I get stressed out I sleepwalk All
right, and the reason I know that is because
The job before I started building Jeeps The job
I had was at a stamping plant. All right And
this stamping plant had Too many dies to fit
in the building So they would rotate In and out
they had a die yard outside and they would keep
a lot of the dies inside So the die yard outside
there was this big -ass manawalk mobile crane
and they would we had a we had a rig, you know,
like a 18 -wheeler and I would I would use this
mobile crane to pick the dies up, load it on
the back of the rig, drive the rig inside. You
know, then they would get cleaned and the tool
and die guys would fix them or whatever need
to fix and all that shit. And I was actually
driving that rig on that property because it
was private property, so I didn't have to have
a CDL. Not only was I driving a rig without a
CDL, but I was never trained to be a mobile crane
operator Alright, this thing was a piece of shit.
It was like a 1971 or 75 or something like that,
but it was just a piece of shit alright, so I
had to have I had to have a helper that would
uh hook the chains up to the die, you know down
there and Tried to stay positive and shit, but
I was stressed the fuck out I thought I was gonna
fucking drop something on one of these guys and
fucking kill them and so There would there be
so many nights my wife would be like alright,
where's my husband she would get up and I'd be
walking around in the hallway and She'd be like,
what are you doing? I'm like looking for the
crane She'd be like honey come to bed. You're
you're sleepwalking, right? And it happened so
many times where she would just get up and yell
at me like You're sleepwalking go to bed You
know I get up and walk around the hallways and
shit cuz I was stressed out. I thought I was
gonna kill this motherfuckers so Like I said,
I've been pretty stressed out lately cuz my with
this busy schedule and I couldn't I Couldn't
find time to do the podcast and stuff and uh
That's the other thing like If I miss a podcast,
I'm really like, uh, how do you say, uh, all
right. So like when it comes, you know, I'll
get up and I'll work out every morning at three
45, which I didn't do this morning. I'll get
up and work out every day at three 45. And if
I miss a day, So maybe the next morning when
I wake up I'll wake up and I everybody's always
tired when they wake up You got to drive through
that shit, right? I wake up and I'll be thinking
myself like Well fuck I didn't work out yesterday
either so I might as well just wait till Monday,
you know what I'm saying and then that turns
into Okay, well I didn't work out since What
went over day? So I just wait till next Monday
Then I I just keep procrastinating so That's
how I feel about this podcast like I'm afraid
like if I if I don't get one in that I'm gonna
You know what I mean like it's gonna fuck up
my schedule so this morning when I woke up I
Don't know exactly what time it was woke up in
the middle of the night alright so when I come
in here to do a podcast typically I'll grab like
three beers because I don't want to keep hitting
pause you know what I'm saying and I'll grab
like three beers and yeah we still hit pause
where we got to go get more beers but I'll grab
like two or three at a time so I woke up this
morning at God knows what time and I don't know
if I had a dream or if I was stressed out or
what the fuck but I woke up and I grabbed three
beers and I walked down here to the to my podcast
table and uh I don't know what the fuck I was
doing hopefully I didn't put anything out I haven't
even checked yet because like I said I've been
so fucking busy Ain't got time to dick around
with none of this shit But anyway Around 1 30
in the morning. I just kind of woke up and I'm
like what the fuck and I looked at the clock
Oh Shit it happened again fucking sleepwalking,
right? The reason I don't know what time it started
because I had like two empty beers sitting here
I I don't know man. I hope next week will be
better. I mean, it's just it's just with all
the graduation and Family from out of town. I'm
sure it'll get better and then we're gonna be
done with these 710 soon, you know, so It'll
all be alright Yeah, so I'm gonna play one of
these voice messages from Julio. He felt bad
that he couldn't be here, but we got, you know,
we all work for a living, man. And if he didn't
work for a living, he wouldn't be on this show.
You know what I'm saying? So, respect. So, can't
always work out, man. We've been working our
asses off, and we're still two of the hardest
working motherfuckers in podcasts. even though
we're doing it in the PM now. Even though General
Lee puts one out every other day. What's up,
General? He's a hardworking motherfucker too.
But all right, here's his voicemail from Julio.
What's up, Fox? What's up, listeners? This is
Garlic Parm checking in. Have a quick little
quick topic here. You ever thought of the cost
of a pineapple? $1 .99 or like $2 .99. Well,
did you know that you can only get one pineapple
per plant? And it takes about 18 months to grow
that pineapple. So for 18 months they manage
to field, they water it, they fertilize it, and
then after 18 months they bring in a crew that
harvested machines and transportation. And then
they put these pineapples on a ship that goes
across the ocean back to the United States. And
then they get distributed in semi -trucks driven
by semi -drivers all around the country. And
somehow, someway, it only costs $1 .99 for a
fucking pineapple. That's kind of interesting.
I don't know. Is money really real? Like, you
go to the mall. You know, I like hats. I know
you like hats. You ever walk about by that hat
store and you see two employees there and it's
empty Could they really be selling that many
hats that they can afford like premium real estate
at the mall? You know like that science store
with little knickknacks for little Johnny, you
know a new science projects or like a GEO cut
in half Are they really selling that much product?
I don't know man. I think it's a deception. I
think it's I think it's all fake You know, like
talking about living in a simulation that is
manipulated, I think the pineapple might be an
example of it. But just calling it an end, I'm
sorry I wasn't on the show, but it's my little
contribution. And to quote Carl, you never know
what alcohol is going to tell you. Ciao. Ha!
Oh, got a little dig in on Carl. That's funny
because I think Carl got one in on him too But
uh, I will get into all that Nah yet, but what
you're saying Julio I get it man like It doesn't
make any sense You should have mentioned where
they're grown at i think maybe hawaii or maybe
uh central america or some some shit excuse me
i've been chugging beer since i got home i'm
stressed out people i was fucking sleepwalking
for christ all right let's see here i gotta i
gotta click The president of the United States
walks out and she made up a story about how Cannibal's
aided his uncle. But we just have to let that
slide. He's not an acceptable answer. He's the
fucking president. He can't go, oh, that's just
old pats. He's got dementia. He runs the free
world. He'd better watch how he shakes a curtain
to introduce himself. My uncle's lame. He was
in the Air Force, or it was the Air Force, it's
called Core Force. And then there was bacon.
You got caught in the engine and you fell into
New Guinea. And a bunch of cannibals ate his
face. And everybody's like, what did he say?
It's fine, it's not the dumbest thing you said
today. And then after the country's like, I'm
gonna vote for that. And you go, why? And they're
like, I don't know. That was pretty funny. Yeah
But now they're gonna have a there's gonna be
a debate They're setting up the debates between
Trump and Biden. There's gonna be supposedly
gonna be two one of them is gonna be on CNN and
I find that hard to believe that Trump agreed
to that, you know, because I Don't know they've
seen their stock plummet since uh I mean ever
since everybody's waking up to the bullshit you
know and uh they see their stock plummet and
they they said well they're gonna we're gonna
be more to the middle but I mean everybody's
like oh this is gonna be the most important election
in our lifetime and don't they say that about
every election you know but we'll see what CNN's
got in store for for this if it even happens
and Like Like when Biden Did the debate the first
time he was saying all kinds of stupid shit before
that and Then they had them all cranked up on
fucking math or something because just like Hitler
Hitler was on math and he would get up there
and fucking everybody's fucking clapping and
shit that's the same thing with Biden you know
he was he was on some shit I don't give a fuck
what nobody says fucking cannibals that guy I
don't know all right This is kind of weird to
me. I mean, you guys have heard me ramble by
myself. But now I got these voicemails, so I'm
kind of fucking torn between what I'm doing here.
So I guess I'll play another voicemail. I mean,
I'm kind of obligated to get Julio's in here
and Carl. And then there's a couple more that
I want to play. So they're a little bit quieter,
I think, which I'm not crazy about. And the one
guy that called in, he left like three messages,
but the first two were like three minutes, but
they were like cutting in and out. So I'm just
gonna play his last one and I'll talk to I'll
apologize about that at the end, you know But
here's uh, Julio's next one What's up, hey, it's
Julio again Hey, so I was scrolling through Facebook
and this really grinding my gears But you know
what like it's true, you know who hates America
the most Americans Like everybody gives a damn
about what's going on in the Middle East You
know the This whole shit, you know But nobody's
talking about anything about home You know like
like people feel special about wearing a certain
certain pin or a certain color flag There's some
other BS like that, but nobody cares about the
vets Nobody cares about you know the harmless
Nobody cares about you know Families anymore.
I don't know man I don't know. I see stuff like
that on my friends' Facebooks and stuff, and
it's like, how much of that is really true? I
mean, you gotta start loving your country first,
you know, your motherland, and take care of the
people there. I don't get why we're so invested
as a country in other places, and then also ideology
-wise. In these places Ain't thinking about you
That's for sure Ain't sending money over here
Ain't caring about the babies dying here Ain't
caring about the homeless dying Why the fuck
should we? I don't know, that's just my two cents
man Bye Yeah, that's true That's what I keep
I keep preaching that shit every week like, you
know, fuck Ukraine, fuck Russia, fuck Israel,
fuck Palestine, but I'm not talking about the
people. You know what I'm saying? I'm talking
about the fucking government. You know, this
is like spiritual warfare and something is going
on. It's greed. It's Mean it's just dark man,
and it's like I Don't get don't there's a saying
it goes I Can't even remember the exact words,
but don't talk shit about somebody's house until
you clean your own house So everybody should
live by that here in the United States if you
ain't got everything if everything here isn't
tip -top Taking care like he said the homeless
Taking taking care of everything over here then
fuck everywhere else. That's not my fucking problem.
I Couldn't care less. I mean, I don't like I
don't want to see nobody dying But there's people
dying here and that should be our first concern
And and when you bring it Julia when you bring
that up about homeless vets that reminds me of
something All right, so most you all listen though
I've been deployed a few times I seen some some
shit and So like at my work there's a there's
a program where they they give somebody's everybody
something for Veterans Day and they try to make
a big deal out of it Which I hate I just want
to be left alone but uh And there are people
that I work with and this is a good fucking job
we make good fucking money, right? There's people
I work with now one of the one of these guys
Didn't even graduate from fucking boot camp But
he got out on a on a some kind of medical discharge
because all right between Between basic training,
which is normally eight weeks. I Can't remember
if I've talked about this on here. I probably
have because it pisses me right the fuck off
alright, so basic training is eight weeks and
then You got advanced? Individual training which
is a IT Which is your job training and I was
it I was in the infantry So There is your your
basic training is a IT so Boot camp for infantry
is just another five weeks of the same shit.
Just gets a little harder You know They pushed
us a little harder, especially in the 10th Mount
division because it was a cohort unit it's the
most it's the most deployed unit in the military
ever since it was reactivated which was right
right when I went in there so we were all fucking
going through boot camp together it's called
a cohort unit but anyway this dude that I'm that
I was talking about he was in the Navy Which
is queer sorry dad And uh Now we all all the
all the branches are allowed to fuck with each
other. All right, it's just a little joking around
but uh He was in the Navy all right, and then
after your eight weeks between basic and a IT
A lot of times they have what's called family
day. So your family can come up and visit you
and then you go to, you know, you go stay with
them for a night and then you go back and finish
your five weeks of AIT. To my understanding this
dude went out, him and whoever he was with, he
went out and got fucking drunk, which I did too.
I think most of us did but then he didn't come
back so when they finally caught up with his
ass he tried to blame it on alcohol and he said
he had a drinking problem he basically fucking
played the system and I mean you're obviously
not a fucking alcoholic because you just went
eight weeks without drinking in boot camp but
he said he was an alcoholic or whatever he was
just too much of a pussy to go back and finish
his AIT all right so they gave him a medical
discharge for alcoholism now if I was the fucking
commanding officer I would have kicked his ass
back to the curb so now he brags about how he
goes out he tells everybody he's a veteran brags
about how he goes out and gets free meals on
Veterans Day at, you know, Applebee's and all
the bullshit that they offer free meals. And
it pisses me right the fuck off. I'd like to
give him an ass whooping, but I just I just ignore
him and don't make eye contact because it's the
best job I ever had. And I got a family to take
care of, you know. But then there's another guy.
Who pisses me off, but he had he has He has been
deployed He's not infantry, but he was like He
was artillery Which they called the king of battle
and Infantry is called the queen of battle Which
is kind of ass backwards, but I get it you can
fuck more people up with it with artillery But
somebody's got to be up front right But anyway
Like I said, this is a good fucking job and we
make a lot of money or at least have the opportunity
To make a lot of money All right, well this guy
He was already getting on my nerves so I stopped
talking to him and Then I heard I heard him going
around telling everybody like, hey y 'all, I
drove to such and such town because they're offering
free Christmas trees for veterans. And I'm just
thinking to myself like, you fucking piece of
shit, right? So then we go down and sit at the
break table. Hey Fox. And I was already not talking
to him. Me and him, I already explained to him
that he was getting on my fucking nerves. This
was something else it was about, but anyway.
Hey Fox, you got your tree up yet? I said, why
don't you mind your own fucking business? Cause
I knew what he's getting ready to say. And he's
like, okay. But anyway, he's making, making all
this money. He's got a good job. the motherfucker
drove like 40 minutes to get a free fucking Christmas
tree that's not what it was meant for like that's
I mean this was a long fucking rant but Julio
brought up homeless veterans that homeless veterans
is what these free meals are for it's what the
free Christmas trees are for I don't know what
a Homeless person would need a Christmas tree
for maybe I don't know what the fuck I'm talking
about All right I'm just that's just the way
I am I Don't I don't take kindly to handouts
And I don't expect expect other people to do
that either so whatever man All right, I don't
know this is kind of a weird episode but um that's
just the way I feel so I hope everybody understands
and if you are a veteran and you got use of all
your limbs and you're employed just think twice
about fucking I mean you can go back and start
talking about all these corporations because
they're fucking us over I mean You can go a hundred
different ways with it, but I just don't like
handouts But I got one more from Julio here and
All right, I'm gonna shut the fuck up Hey, it's
Julio again, so remember how you said you like
the The village people and your dad pointed out
that they were gay. But check this out, this
is an interesting fact. The Navy reached out
to the village people to use in the Navy in an
advertising campaign for television and radio.
They gave the right to the song for free on the
condition that the Navy helped them shoot the
music video. The Navy provided them with a warship,
several aircraft, and plenty of sailors. But
I saw that it made me think of you brother. Love
you Okay Yeah No, I get it. There was a there
was a sailor in the village people. That's why
I think I Can't remember all the fucking weird
ass queer costumes But uh, I just got done saying
that the Navy was gay. Sorry dad. That's twice
My dad doesn't listen to this. My dad is just
like me. I mean, I'm just like him, I should
say. I get it from him. He's got anger issues,
I got it. He wasn't falling for the vaccine.
I just get it from him, man. But he don't listen
to this shit. I Remember when I told him I said
hey man. I got a podcast. You should check it
out You probably like it and he's just like what's
a podcast? I'm like never mind dad All right,
I came across this weird -ass post all right,
it says soup is witchcraft We put plants spices
and dead animals into a cauldron and Follow instructions
from a book written by old people It's got a
fucking point there But I mean everything's witchcraft
Even writing shit, that's why they call it uh
That's why they call it spelling Because you're
casting spells All right, I Got another clip
here. It's about porn and this is the this is
the Pass away comedian Norm McDonough rest in
peace nor But it's pretty damn funny I ordered
Pulp Fiction, you know that movie? Oh, sure.
It's a gritty urban satire, you know? It said
that on the little thing. I wouldn't have known.
And so I said, yeah, I'll get Pulp Fiction. I
heard great things about that. So I order it,
right? And they send me a different movie, a
movie called Pump Friction. I never heard of
that movie. You never heard of that movie? No.
Well, it's different than Pulp Fiction. Pulp
Fiction is a gritty, urban stuff. Pump Friction
is a bunch of dudes and ladies having dirty sex.
So there's a mix -up on this. And it wasn't a
bad movie, you know? Actually, with those dirty
movies, I find like... They're good for about
15, 20 minutes. I'm really interested. And then
there's one point that all of a sudden I'm bored.
I just lose interest completely and I feel deeply
ashamed. I ordered pulp. Okay, I think we all
know what he's talking about. He was jerking
off, people. Now that was that was a You know
these comedians are most of them are are conservative
because they're really intelligent and I Mean
there's very few Like You know Rogan tries to
play it close to the chest, but he he started
all this shit He brings on all these... I don't
know. Some of the type of shit we talk about
on this show, he was the one that started that.
You got Bill Burr. I always talk about him and
I think... I think he just kind of plays it off
because he's trying to get movie roles and shit.
There's very few comedians... That are lefties
And then you got somebody like Kathy Griffin
is she even a comedian That dingy bitch and It's
like most of them are are conservative Because
they're intelligent and that goes along with
the UFC, I mean I've been playing clips from
what's his name Dana Dana white I Don't mean
I don't know You know you can't really be a UFC
fighter and be soft and I hate to say that leftists
are soft, but they are right because adversity
is a teacher adversity is the best teacher right
and I'll give you an example all right so when
my unit so there's a in the military or though
in the army infantry and I've talked about this
before and I'm sorry if I'm you know we got a
lot of new listeners lately But I mean if you've
already heard this I apologize, but it's not
gonna I'm not gonna be explaining it the exactly
same every time but We got so many fucking episodes.
I'm gonna be repeating shit. No matter how you
look at it. All right All right, so uh JRTC is
down in Fort Polk, Louisiana and it's a simulated
warfare And I don't know if it's the same now,
but back when we went through it, it was, they
got what's called miles gear. So everybody wears
harnesses on their chest and you zero in your
weapons to activate a laser every time you fire
off a blank, right? And so if you got it aimed
right, that blank is gonna take out Whoever you're
shooting at or whatever you're shooting at All
right, so The people that work at JRTC are stationed
there they basically live there so they know
the land Like the back of their fucking hands
so You know people, you know units that come
in By the way JRTC is a template for DRF1 which
is deployment readiness force which basically
means you're the next unit that's fucking going
if anything hits the fan right so motherfuckers
were getting dropped left and right I mean Was
only like I think I might have been a PFC or
a specialist at that time and I was the fucking
Platoon leader which is an officer by the time
You know by the time it was over with Which that's
a lot of fucking people that got killed But anyway
It was it there's a two -week window. They call
it the box you go in the box, right? Okay, so
the trucks and the helicopters, like I said,
they call them OPFOR, the people that are stationed
here at Fort Polk. They call them OPFOR, it stands
for opposing force. So they know this fucking
land so well. That's why they're fucking everybody
up so well, right? They're taking out all the
trucks and helicopters that got our food and
water And and people I swear to God people Claim
that you can only live Without water for three
days That's bullshit. I Don't know who came up
with that that Rockefeller medical industrial
complex bullshit But I went more than three days
without water and I'm still fucking here But
what I'm getting at is We had no food no water
every time somebody would go down we would take
their canteens and share it You know, I had we
had very little fucking water for I Mean a week
and a half Maybe a week. I mean that was a long
time ago. I'm trying to remember I'll guarantee
we went a week without fucking very little water
and absolutely zero food and When I when I finally
and I never got hit I'm not gonna lie. There
are people that were trying to get hit on purpose
because they were hungry and thirsty and Just
tired of the bullshit because it wasn't real
warfare anyway But I ain't like that Made the
whole fucking a whole two -week window and It
just That's why that's why I believe in intermittent
fasting because it when you go through shit like
that it teaches you something Like you don't
need to eat they fucking got This country they
just it's like the what's the movie? They live
with Roddy Piper Puts the glass on that just
says consume obey that's what it's about man
it's they just want to boost the economy it's
not only the United States it's the entire west
and and some of the other countries I've been
to they don't eat like the way we eat and that's
why they're not dying like we're dying there's
so much poison and shit in our food it's it's
fucking ridiculous these fucking seed oils and
fucking all the shit that Monsanto's spraying
on the crops and all that shit and then they
lose court cases and then they just fucking change
the name of the company and keep doing the same
shit the politicians don't care about any of
us you better get that shit straight right now
but that's why I believe Fasting and sunshine
is the two best things for your health. And I
know I say that shit like every week. But I mean,
that's the reason I feel that way. I don't know
if I've ever explained it in that way. But like
the longer you go without putting all this poison
in your body. I mean, God made our bodies to
purge all that bullshit out. And it so I eat
from 4 30 p .m. To maybe 8 30 p .m. Except for
if I've got a day off I'll eat like a pig like
the rest everybody in this country but if you
got 20 hours a day for your body to Try to try
to purge that shit out as better than a lot of
people are doing and It's not for everybody,
but I'm just that's just one of my my suggestion
to you guys All right All right, I'll shut up
now I'm writing about fasting and JRTC and all
that shit But like I said man adversity is a
teacher So some of these lefties that have never
been challenged in their life they sit around
eating and feeding their fat ass face and playing
video games and now they want to fucking stand
up for Israel or Palestine or whatever it's like
shut the fuck up you don't know what the fuck
you're talking about you have no idea about half
of the shit you're talking about you ain't ever
been over there alright I sound really angry
this episode, my apologies. I'm gonna shut the
fuck up. Alright now, here's Carl. This week
in Carl's Guide to History, we'll be discussing
the May Offensive. Phase 2 of the Tet Offensive
of 1968, also known as the May Offensive, Little
Tet, and Mini Tet. was launched by the People's
Army of Vietnam and the Viet Cong. It had been
targeted throughout South Vietnam, including
Saigon, from 29 April, 30 May, 1968. The May
offensive was considered much bloodier than the
initial phase of the Tet Offensive. U .S. casualties
across South Vietnam were 2 ,169 kills for the
entire month of May, making it the deadliest
month of the entire Vietnam War for U .S. forces.
while South Vietnamese losses were 2 ,054 kills.
The People's Army of Vietnam and the Viet Cong
losses exceeded 24 ,000 kills in over 2 ,000
captures over the month of May. The May offensive
was a costly defeat for the Viet Cong and the
People's Army of Vietnam. I'm curious what issues
Julio has with CJ. I'm curious what issues Julio
has with the gays or Jays Carl don't tell me
you're afraid to say the word Jew I'm not exactly
sure what this is about I just got done ranting
about it though I don't give a fuck I mean yeah
there are Jews in America I might be uh Might
be part Jew. I don't how could he be part Jew
though? because it's a fucking religion and Israel
The country they call Israel Was just placed
by the United Nations in 1945 I Don't you know
this whole thing is fucking crack of shit but
uh and you know Trump says a lot of good shit
I'm not convinced I mean I definitely rather
see Trump in than Joe Biden but I mean didn't
he uh didn't Trump Befriend everyone motherfucker
went to He went to the North Korea and Met up
with the little rocket man. He went met with
people with Putin and He there was peace in the
Middle East when he was president so I mean really
there's no need to pick a side but no i don't
give a shit if somebody's jewish or not but uh
i mean i got a lot of uh issues with the catholics
to be honest but i've talked about that before
and julio's catholic but you know the the vatican
is my main issue that i have concerning religion
but you know what i'm not gonna we're gonna let
Julio uh answer that question next week and i
don't know how long this these seven tens is
gonna last you know but it can't it's not gonna
last much longer but i can't guarantee that i
have no control over it so we'll see what happens
all right thanks Carl uh and thanks Julio uh
let's see here all right now this other dude
he left like three messages the first two were
like three minutes each because they once you
hit three minutes now wait a minute the first
one was three minutes second one was a minute
and 23 see the issue is that It was cutting in
and out and the second one. I would have to play
to finish the first one. I appreciate a southern
center. I appreciate it. Next time, next time,
try to. Keep it like in one message. I'm not
it's not really necessary, but. I'm just I'm
going to play your last one here, all right?
It's kind of funny. I like it anyway. Southern
Center. I know I left two messages already. I
forgot to include this. You guys might get a
kick out of this. I started my own little drinking
game watching or listening to your podcast. The
rules are pretty simple. It's every time Fox
says, this might be a short one, I got to finish
a beer. I played it the other night and it's
pretty safe to say that I overslept for work.
I woke up with pissed in my pants. That was anything
about how drunk I was. Keep on keeping on. Southern
Center out, baby. Alright, thanks, Southern Center.
Yeah. I appreciate that you pissed your pants.
You should be commended for that. Not everybody
can get that drunk. I've done it. All right.
I think I I think I've covered everything. Oh,
no, there was one other thing. Oh, my bad. I
just fucking hit the goddamn mic. All right.
Got a new thing here that I want to if you guys
want to leave voice messages about this What
actor played the best retard in a movie? I'm
not gonna give any examples. We all know and
when I say retard it could be anything from You
know like Sean Penn To He was most retarded so
anything on down from that really and even if
even if Even if it was just a character that
was stupid that works, too We can all laugh about
it Alright, so send me a leave me a voicemail
about what actor played the best retard in a
movie Alright now I'm hoping I ain't forgetting
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piss me right the fuck off and uh so maybe next
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or whatever fuck YouTube and uh oh voicemail
leave us a voicemail who played the best retard
or just any other thoughts you might have 31
flew frog six That's flu, F -L -U, as in the
Wuhan Flu. 31 Flu Frog 6. All right. I think
I covered everything. I'm gonna go sit outside
and drink beer like I wanted to like an hour
and a half or an hour ago. Again, I don't know
how long this one's gonna be. I wasn't paying
attention. So Southern Center, you can take another
drink. see if you can piss your pants again alright
that's it I thank you all for listening thanks
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