WEBVTT 00:00:00.140 --> 00:00:05.299 ...of one man to launch a wholly unjustified 00:00:05.299 --> 00:00:09.140 and brutal invasion of Iraq, I mean of Ukraine. 00:00:11.320 --> 00:00:13.720 Are you fucking with me? I am just disagreeing 00:00:13.720 --> 00:00:17.019 with you! In America, we have the freedom of 00:00:17.019 --> 00:00:20.600 speech, the right to disagree! A human being, 00:00:20.780 --> 00:00:23.719 anywhere, is well within his right to do whatever 00:00:23.719 --> 00:00:26.989 is necessary, by any means necessary. to protect 00:00:26.989 --> 00:00:30.129 his life and property especially in a country 00:00:30.129 --> 00:00:32.409 where the federal government itself has proven 00:00:32.409 --> 00:00:36.289 that it is either unable or unwilling to protect 00:00:36.289 --> 00:00:38.090 the lives and property of those human beings. 00:00:38.490 --> 00:00:43.270 Jesus said let your yes be yes and your no no 00:00:43.270 --> 00:00:46.950 anything more comes from the evil one think about 00:00:46.950 --> 00:00:50.630 that even in the words you speak there is a boundary 00:00:50.630 --> 00:00:53.770 you don't need to embellish you don't need to 00:00:53.770 --> 00:00:57.890 argue you don't need to defend All right, what's 00:00:57.890 --> 00:01:01.369 up ladies and germs welcome back to the show 00:01:01.369 --> 00:01:10.370 It's just me today My schedule has been so fucking 00:01:10.370 --> 00:01:14.650 busy and we I couldn't hook up with Julio but 00:01:14.650 --> 00:01:19.969 he left a couple of voice mess voicemails and 00:01:19.969 --> 00:01:23.349 Carl left a voicemail a couple of voicemails 00:01:23.349 --> 00:01:28.180 and And I got one from from listener too, so 00:01:28.180 --> 00:01:32.340 I'm gonna play that Only because like Julio and 00:01:32.340 --> 00:01:34.319 Carlos doesn't really count because they're part 00:01:34.319 --> 00:01:46.640 of the show Yeah, man, so uh It's a Friday May 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:52.700 17th 2024 524 p .m. The sun's shining outside 00:01:53.929 --> 00:01:57.909 And I half -assed was about ready to record in 00:01:57.909 --> 00:02:00.109 the driveway on my phone. As a matter of fact, 00:02:00.129 --> 00:02:04.010 I downloaded an app on my phone to do the podcast 00:02:04.010 --> 00:02:07.129 outside. Because you know I like sitting outside 00:02:07.129 --> 00:02:12.830 and drinking beer. But, alright, so I live on 00:02:12.830 --> 00:02:16.550 a roundabout, right? Not only do I live on a 00:02:16.550 --> 00:02:22.090 roundabout, but there's a park at the one end 00:02:22.090 --> 00:02:26.490 of it. So like everybody brings their kids here 00:02:26.490 --> 00:02:30.330 people walk their dogs around it and There's 00:02:30.330 --> 00:02:34.650 this little fucking ankle biter across the street 00:02:34.650 --> 00:02:37.889 Every time somebody comes down the street the 00:02:37.889 --> 00:02:41.389 motherfucker starts going off, and I'm just like 00:02:41.389 --> 00:02:44.430 God damn it. This is not gonna fucking work. 00:02:45.710 --> 00:02:47.530 I Mean it's bad enough the birds were chirping 00:02:47.530 --> 00:02:50.469 and people with loud -ass mufflers and shit drive 00:02:50.469 --> 00:02:54.139 by but that fucking ankle biter was the straw 00:02:54.139 --> 00:02:57.080 that broke the camel's back i'm like fuck this 00:02:57.080 --> 00:03:03.479 like my dog will not make a fucking sound and 00:03:03.479 --> 00:03:09.919 it's it's weird because it's like the it's like 00:03:09.919 --> 00:03:13.159 the resurrection of my old dog because my old 00:03:13.159 --> 00:03:15.740 pit bull would not fucking make a sound at all 00:03:17.039 --> 00:03:19.659 In fact, they both get in trouble when they do 00:03:19.659 --> 00:03:22.000 unless it's unless it's something important, 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:28.259 you know what I mean? I'll beat their ass But 00:03:28.259 --> 00:03:31.020 uh, I don't really know what the fuck I'm talking 00:03:31.020 --> 00:03:38.919 about anymore So anyway So my brother -in -law 00:03:38.919 --> 00:03:42.060 was in town he's in town right now, so we all 00:03:42.060 --> 00:03:47.039 went out to eat last night We went to BJ's that 00:03:47.039 --> 00:03:50.439 was pretty good food. We had drinks and shit 00:03:50.439 --> 00:03:55.000 BJ's which is kind of a strange name for a restaurant 00:03:55.000 --> 00:04:00.680 if you ask me it kind of like It's like something 00:04:00.680 --> 00:04:03.159 that belongs in the urban dictionary or something. 00:04:04.199 --> 00:04:08.719 I Don't know. I don't know. It was a good time. 00:04:08.719 --> 00:04:13.159 All right, so He's in town. I don't know if he's 00:04:13.159 --> 00:04:17.000 in town specifically for my daughter's graduation 00:04:17.000 --> 00:04:22.519 but she's graduating Saturday and that starts 00:04:22.519 --> 00:04:25.160 at like 7 but my wife wants to get there super 00:04:25.160 --> 00:04:27.120 early so we can get a good seat you know how 00:04:27.120 --> 00:04:34.240 women are so that's basically right after I get 00:04:34.240 --> 00:04:39.339 off of work so I'm like only fucking day I can 00:04:39.339 --> 00:04:45.279 record is Friday and Julio couldn't do it So 00:04:45.279 --> 00:04:48.079 I've been fucking stressed out. I'm not gonna 00:04:48.079 --> 00:04:53.759 lie And when I get stressed out I sleepwalk All 00:04:53.759 --> 00:04:58.019 right, and the reason I know that is because 00:04:58.019 --> 00:05:03.319 The job before I started building Jeeps The job 00:05:03.319 --> 00:05:08.480 I had was at a stamping plant. All right And 00:05:08.480 --> 00:05:13.649 this stamping plant had Too many dies to fit 00:05:13.649 --> 00:05:18.990 in the building So they would rotate In and out 00:05:18.990 --> 00:05:22.069 they had a die yard outside and they would keep 00:05:22.069 --> 00:05:27.230 a lot of the dies inside So the die yard outside 00:05:27.230 --> 00:05:31.209 there was this big -ass manawalk mobile crane 00:05:31.209 --> 00:05:36.769 and they would we had a we had a rig, you know, 00:05:36.790 --> 00:05:42.120 like a 18 -wheeler and I would I would use this 00:05:42.120 --> 00:05:46.300 mobile crane to pick the dies up, load it on 00:05:46.300 --> 00:05:51.120 the back of the rig, drive the rig inside. You 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:53.560 know, then they would get cleaned and the tool 00:05:53.560 --> 00:05:56.379 and die guys would fix them or whatever need 00:05:56.379 --> 00:06:01.920 to fix and all that shit. And I was actually 00:06:01.920 --> 00:06:06.240 driving that rig on that property because it 00:06:06.240 --> 00:06:08.180 was private property, so I didn't have to have 00:06:08.180 --> 00:06:12.600 a CDL. Not only was I driving a rig without a 00:06:12.600 --> 00:06:16.480 CDL, but I was never trained to be a mobile crane 00:06:16.480 --> 00:06:19.740 operator Alright, this thing was a piece of shit. 00:06:19.740 --> 00:06:24.759 It was like a 1971 or 75 or something like that, 00:06:24.759 --> 00:06:28.279 but it was just a piece of shit alright, so I 00:06:28.279 --> 00:06:31.920 had to have I had to have a helper that would 00:06:31.920 --> 00:06:35.759 uh hook the chains up to the die, you know down 00:06:35.759 --> 00:06:42.470 there and Tried to stay positive and shit, but 00:06:42.470 --> 00:06:44.829 I was stressed the fuck out I thought I was gonna 00:06:44.829 --> 00:06:47.009 fucking drop something on one of these guys and 00:06:47.009 --> 00:06:53.870 fucking kill them and so There would there be 00:06:53.870 --> 00:06:56.310 so many nights my wife would be like alright, 00:06:56.449 --> 00:06:58.189 where's my husband she would get up and I'd be 00:06:58.189 --> 00:07:01.410 walking around in the hallway and She'd be like, 00:07:01.490 --> 00:07:03.410 what are you doing? I'm like looking for the 00:07:03.410 --> 00:07:07.250 crane She'd be like honey come to bed. You're 00:07:07.250 --> 00:07:13.339 you're sleepwalking, right? And it happened so 00:07:13.339 --> 00:07:15.420 many times where she would just get up and yell 00:07:15.420 --> 00:07:19.720 at me like You're sleepwalking go to bed You 00:07:19.720 --> 00:07:21.920 know I get up and walk around the hallways and 00:07:21.920 --> 00:07:23.480 shit cuz I was stressed out. I thought I was 00:07:23.480 --> 00:07:28.540 gonna kill this motherfuckers so Like I said, 00:07:28.560 --> 00:07:30.699 I've been pretty stressed out lately cuz my with 00:07:30.699 --> 00:07:35.019 this busy schedule and I couldn't I Couldn't 00:07:35.019 --> 00:07:39.000 find time to do the podcast and stuff and uh 00:07:39.000 --> 00:07:43.790 That's the other thing like If I miss a podcast, 00:07:45.069 --> 00:07:51.689 I'm really like, uh, how do you say, uh, all 00:07:51.689 --> 00:07:53.870 right. So like when it comes, you know, I'll 00:07:53.870 --> 00:07:55.910 get up and I'll work out every morning at three 00:07:55.910 --> 00:07:59.850 45, which I didn't do this morning. I'll get 00:07:59.850 --> 00:08:03.170 up and work out every day at three 45. And if 00:08:03.170 --> 00:08:08.379 I miss a day, So maybe the next morning when 00:08:08.379 --> 00:08:11.160 I wake up I'll wake up and I everybody's always 00:08:11.160 --> 00:08:13.319 tired when they wake up You got to drive through 00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:16.560 that shit, right? I wake up and I'll be thinking 00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:20.180 myself like Well fuck I didn't work out yesterday 00:08:20.180 --> 00:08:22.879 either so I might as well just wait till Monday, 00:08:22.879 --> 00:08:26.519 you know what I'm saying and then that turns 00:08:26.519 --> 00:08:31.300 into Okay, well I didn't work out since What 00:08:31.300 --> 00:08:35.539 went over day? So I just wait till next Monday 00:08:35.960 --> 00:08:41.940 Then I I just keep procrastinating so That's 00:08:41.940 --> 00:08:44.039 how I feel about this podcast like I'm afraid 00:08:44.039 --> 00:08:48.379 like if I if I don't get one in that I'm gonna 00:08:48.379 --> 00:08:51.840 You know what I mean like it's gonna fuck up 00:08:51.840 --> 00:09:02.320 my schedule so this morning when I woke up I 00:09:02.320 --> 00:09:05.960 Don't know exactly what time it was woke up in 00:09:05.960 --> 00:09:09.460 the middle of the night alright so when I come 00:09:09.460 --> 00:09:12.980 in here to do a podcast typically I'll grab like 00:09:12.980 --> 00:09:15.879 three beers because I don't want to keep hitting 00:09:15.879 --> 00:09:19.179 pause you know what I'm saying and I'll grab 00:09:19.179 --> 00:09:22.460 like three beers and yeah we still hit pause 00:09:22.460 --> 00:09:25.980 where we got to go get more beers but I'll grab 00:09:25.980 --> 00:09:30.200 like two or three at a time so I woke up this 00:09:30.200 --> 00:09:35.200 morning at God knows what time and I don't know 00:09:35.200 --> 00:09:38.240 if I had a dream or if I was stressed out or 00:09:38.240 --> 00:09:41.840 what the fuck but I woke up and I grabbed three 00:09:41.840 --> 00:09:48.980 beers and I walked down here to the to my podcast 00:09:48.980 --> 00:09:56.500 table and uh I don't know what the fuck I was 00:09:56.500 --> 00:10:00.159 doing hopefully I didn't put anything out I haven't 00:10:00.159 --> 00:10:02.139 even checked yet because like I said I've been 00:10:02.139 --> 00:10:05.019 so fucking busy Ain't got time to dick around 00:10:05.019 --> 00:10:11.940 with none of this shit But anyway Around 1 30 00:10:11.940 --> 00:10:15.659 in the morning. I just kind of woke up and I'm 00:10:15.659 --> 00:10:19.059 like what the fuck and I looked at the clock 00:10:19.059 --> 00:10:24.139 Oh Shit it happened again fucking sleepwalking, 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:28.919 right? The reason I don't know what time it started 00:10:28.919 --> 00:10:31.600 because I had like two empty beers sitting here 00:10:35.429 --> 00:10:39.809 I I don't know man. I hope next week will be 00:10:39.809 --> 00:10:41.990 better. I mean, it's just it's just with all 00:10:41.990 --> 00:10:45.789 the graduation and Family from out of town. I'm 00:10:45.789 --> 00:10:48.149 sure it'll get better and then we're gonna be 00:10:48.149 --> 00:10:52.269 done with these 710 soon, you know, so It'll 00:10:52.269 --> 00:11:02.919 all be alright Yeah, so I'm gonna play one of 00:11:02.919 --> 00:11:06.500 these voice messages from Julio. He felt bad 00:11:06.500 --> 00:11:08.320 that he couldn't be here, but we got, you know, 00:11:08.320 --> 00:11:13.320 we all work for a living, man. And if he didn't 00:11:13.320 --> 00:11:15.399 work for a living, he wouldn't be on this show. 00:11:15.799 --> 00:11:22.860 You know what I'm saying? So, respect. So, can't 00:11:22.860 --> 00:11:25.419 always work out, man. We've been working our 00:11:25.419 --> 00:11:28.100 asses off, and we're still two of the hardest 00:11:28.100 --> 00:11:30.529 working motherfuckers in podcasts. even though 00:11:30.529 --> 00:11:34.289 we're doing it in the PM now. Even though General 00:11:34.289 --> 00:11:36.309 Lee puts one out every other day. What's up, 00:11:36.330 --> 00:11:39.649 General? He's a hardworking motherfucker too. 00:11:40.470 --> 00:11:46.049 But all right, here's his voicemail from Julio. 00:11:48.610 --> 00:11:50.450 What's up, Fox? What's up, listeners? This is 00:11:50.450 --> 00:11:54.649 Garlic Parm checking in. Have a quick little 00:11:54.649 --> 00:11:57.870 quick topic here. You ever thought of the cost 00:11:57.870 --> 00:12:03.220 of a pineapple? $1 .99 or like $2 .99. Well, 00:12:03.220 --> 00:12:07.059 did you know that you can only get one pineapple 00:12:07.059 --> 00:12:11.700 per plant? And it takes about 18 months to grow 00:12:11.700 --> 00:12:15.240 that pineapple. So for 18 months they manage 00:12:15.240 --> 00:12:20.679 to field, they water it, they fertilize it, and 00:12:20.679 --> 00:12:24.879 then after 18 months they bring in a crew that 00:12:24.879 --> 00:12:30.009 harvested machines and transportation. And then 00:12:30.009 --> 00:12:33.509 they put these pineapples on a ship that goes 00:12:33.509 --> 00:12:38.450 across the ocean back to the United States. And 00:12:38.450 --> 00:12:41.690 then they get distributed in semi -trucks driven 00:12:41.690 --> 00:12:45.149 by semi -drivers all around the country. And 00:12:45.149 --> 00:12:48.710 somehow, someway, it only costs $1 .99 for a 00:12:48.710 --> 00:12:51.429 fucking pineapple. That's kind of interesting. 00:12:51.730 --> 00:12:55.330 I don't know. Is money really real? Like, you 00:12:55.330 --> 00:12:57.870 go to the mall. You know, I like hats. I know 00:12:57.870 --> 00:13:00.980 you like hats. You ever walk about by that hat 00:13:00.980 --> 00:13:05.340 store and you see two employees there and it's 00:13:05.340 --> 00:13:08.480 empty Could they really be selling that many 00:13:08.480 --> 00:13:12.240 hats that they can afford like premium real estate 00:13:12.240 --> 00:13:15.519 at the mall? You know like that science store 00:13:15.519 --> 00:13:17.879 with little knickknacks for little Johnny, you 00:13:17.879 --> 00:13:20.419 know a new science projects or like a GEO cut 00:13:20.419 --> 00:13:23.620 in half Are they really selling that much product? 00:13:24.019 --> 00:13:26.799 I don't know man. I think it's a deception. I 00:13:26.799 --> 00:13:29.779 think it's I think it's all fake You know, like 00:13:29.779 --> 00:13:32.659 talking about living in a simulation that is 00:13:32.659 --> 00:13:35.659 manipulated, I think the pineapple might be an 00:13:35.659 --> 00:13:39.320 example of it. But just calling it an end, I'm 00:13:39.320 --> 00:13:41.720 sorry I wasn't on the show, but it's my little 00:13:41.720 --> 00:13:46.480 contribution. And to quote Carl, you never know 00:13:46.480 --> 00:13:53.620 what alcohol is going to tell you. Ciao. Ha! 00:13:54.480 --> 00:13:58.940 Oh, got a little dig in on Carl. That's funny 00:13:58.940 --> 00:14:04.019 because I think Carl got one in on him too But 00:14:04.019 --> 00:14:13.259 uh, I will get into all that Nah yet, but what 00:14:13.259 --> 00:14:20.860 you're saying Julio I get it man like It doesn't 00:14:20.860 --> 00:14:24.940 make any sense You should have mentioned where 00:14:24.940 --> 00:14:29.659 they're grown at i think maybe hawaii or maybe 00:14:29.659 --> 00:14:35.340 uh central america or some some shit excuse me 00:14:35.340 --> 00:14:38.399 i've been chugging beer since i got home i'm 00:14:38.399 --> 00:14:42.200 stressed out people i was fucking sleepwalking 00:14:42.200 --> 00:14:49.059 for christ all right let's see here i gotta i 00:14:49.059 --> 00:14:52.590 gotta click The president of the United States 00:14:52.590 --> 00:14:55.169 walks out and she made up a story about how Cannibal's 00:14:55.169 --> 00:14:59.110 aided his uncle. But we just have to let that 00:14:59.110 --> 00:15:04.409 slide. He's not an acceptable answer. He's the 00:15:04.409 --> 00:15:06.830 fucking president. He can't go, oh, that's just 00:15:06.830 --> 00:15:10.230 old pats. He's got dementia. He runs the free 00:15:10.230 --> 00:15:13.830 world. He'd better watch how he shakes a curtain 00:15:13.830 --> 00:15:19.720 to introduce himself. My uncle's lame. He was 00:15:19.720 --> 00:15:21.659 in the Air Force, or it was the Air Force, it's 00:15:21.659 --> 00:15:23.620 called Core Force. And then there was bacon. 00:15:24.080 --> 00:15:25.940 You got caught in the engine and you fell into 00:15:25.940 --> 00:15:28.279 New Guinea. And a bunch of cannibals ate his 00:15:28.279 --> 00:15:30.960 face. And everybody's like, what did he say? 00:15:32.440 --> 00:15:34.419 It's fine, it's not the dumbest thing you said 00:15:34.419 --> 00:15:40.980 today. And then after the country's like, I'm 00:15:40.980 --> 00:15:45.639 gonna vote for that. And you go, why? And they're 00:15:45.639 --> 00:15:55.789 like, I don't know. That was pretty funny. Yeah 00:15:55.789 --> 00:15:59.250 But now they're gonna have a there's gonna be 00:15:59.250 --> 00:16:03.590 a debate They're setting up the debates between 00:16:03.590 --> 00:16:05.750 Trump and Biden. There's gonna be supposedly 00:16:05.750 --> 00:16:11.370 gonna be two one of them is gonna be on CNN and 00:16:11.370 --> 00:16:14.529 I find that hard to believe that Trump agreed 00:16:14.529 --> 00:16:19.009 to that, you know, because I Don't know they've 00:16:19.009 --> 00:16:25.350 seen their stock plummet since uh I mean ever 00:16:25.350 --> 00:16:28.610 since everybody's waking up to the bullshit you 00:16:28.610 --> 00:16:33.409 know and uh they see their stock plummet and 00:16:33.409 --> 00:16:35.129 they they said well they're gonna we're gonna 00:16:35.129 --> 00:16:41.450 be more to the middle but I mean everybody's 00:16:41.450 --> 00:16:44.049 like oh this is gonna be the most important election 00:16:44.049 --> 00:16:47.769 in our lifetime and don't they say that about 00:16:47.769 --> 00:16:52.980 every election you know but we'll see what CNN's 00:16:52.980 --> 00:16:56.840 got in store for for this if it even happens 00:16:56.840 --> 00:17:06.980 and Like Like when Biden Did the debate the first 00:17:06.980 --> 00:17:09.460 time he was saying all kinds of stupid shit before 00:17:09.460 --> 00:17:13.079 that and Then they had them all cranked up on 00:17:13.079 --> 00:17:16.700 fucking math or something because just like Hitler 00:17:16.700 --> 00:17:19.380 Hitler was on math and he would get up there 00:17:19.380 --> 00:17:23.400 and fucking everybody's fucking clapping and 00:17:23.400 --> 00:17:26.900 shit that's the same thing with Biden you know 00:17:26.900 --> 00:17:29.579 he was he was on some shit I don't give a fuck 00:17:29.579 --> 00:17:43.900 what nobody says fucking cannibals that guy I 00:17:43.900 --> 00:17:51.390 don't know all right This is kind of weird to 00:17:51.390 --> 00:17:56.869 me. I mean, you guys have heard me ramble by 00:17:56.869 --> 00:18:01.650 myself. But now I got these voicemails, so I'm 00:18:01.650 --> 00:18:07.170 kind of fucking torn between what I'm doing here. 00:18:07.630 --> 00:18:10.930 So I guess I'll play another voicemail. I mean, 00:18:10.930 --> 00:18:13.769 I'm kind of obligated to get Julio's in here 00:18:13.769 --> 00:18:17.490 and Carl. And then there's a couple more that 00:18:17.490 --> 00:18:22.339 I want to play. So they're a little bit quieter, 00:18:22.440 --> 00:18:28.299 I think, which I'm not crazy about. And the one 00:18:28.299 --> 00:18:33.740 guy that called in, he left like three messages, 00:18:35.279 --> 00:18:38.720 but the first two were like three minutes, but 00:18:38.720 --> 00:18:43.750 they were like cutting in and out. So I'm just 00:18:43.750 --> 00:18:46.829 gonna play his last one and I'll talk to I'll 00:18:46.829 --> 00:18:49.869 apologize about that at the end, you know But 00:18:49.869 --> 00:18:55.269 here's uh, Julio's next one What's up, hey, it's 00:18:55.269 --> 00:18:59.089 Julio again Hey, so I was scrolling through Facebook 00:18:59.089 --> 00:19:03.009 and this really grinding my gears But you know 00:19:03.009 --> 00:19:05.849 what like it's true, you know who hates America 00:19:05.849 --> 00:19:09.750 the most Americans Like everybody gives a damn 00:19:09.750 --> 00:19:13.059 about what's going on in the Middle East You 00:19:13.059 --> 00:19:18.359 know the This whole shit, you know But nobody's 00:19:18.359 --> 00:19:21.740 talking about anything about home You know like 00:19:21.740 --> 00:19:24.460 like people feel special about wearing a certain 00:19:24.460 --> 00:19:28.200 certain pin or a certain color flag There's some 00:19:28.200 --> 00:19:31.119 other BS like that, but nobody cares about the 00:19:31.119 --> 00:19:34.920 vets Nobody cares about you know the harmless 00:19:34.920 --> 00:19:39.779 Nobody cares about you know Families anymore. 00:19:40.299 --> 00:19:45.539 I don't know man I don't know. I see stuff like 00:19:45.539 --> 00:19:49.420 that on my friends' Facebooks and stuff, and 00:19:49.420 --> 00:19:55.559 it's like, how much of that is really true? I 00:19:55.559 --> 00:19:57.700 mean, you gotta start loving your country first, 00:19:57.759 --> 00:20:00.299 you know, your motherland, and take care of the 00:20:00.299 --> 00:20:04.420 people there. I don't get why we're so invested 00:20:04.420 --> 00:20:11.440 as a country in other places, and then also ideology 00:20:11.440 --> 00:20:16.269 -wise. In these places Ain't thinking about you 00:20:16.269 --> 00:20:20.390 That's for sure Ain't sending money over here 00:20:20.390 --> 00:20:24.069 Ain't caring about the babies dying here Ain't 00:20:24.069 --> 00:20:28.069 caring about the homeless dying Why the fuck 00:20:28.069 --> 00:20:31.569 should we? I don't know, that's just my two cents 00:20:31.569 --> 00:20:39.549 man Bye Yeah, that's true That's what I keep 00:20:39.789 --> 00:20:45.509 I keep preaching that shit every week like, you 00:20:45.509 --> 00:20:50.509 know, fuck Ukraine, fuck Russia, fuck Israel, 00:20:51.890 --> 00:20:54.829 fuck Palestine, but I'm not talking about the 00:20:54.829 --> 00:20:56.789 people. You know what I'm saying? I'm talking 00:20:56.789 --> 00:20:59.890 about the fucking government. You know, this 00:20:59.890 --> 00:21:05.509 is like spiritual warfare and something is going 00:21:05.509 --> 00:21:10.970 on. It's greed. It's Mean it's just dark man, 00:21:10.970 --> 00:21:18.990 and it's like I Don't get don't there's a saying 00:21:18.990 --> 00:21:23.089 it goes I Can't even remember the exact words, 00:21:23.109 --> 00:21:25.529 but don't talk shit about somebody's house until 00:21:25.529 --> 00:21:30.329 you clean your own house So everybody should 00:21:30.329 --> 00:21:33.230 live by that here in the United States if you 00:21:33.230 --> 00:21:35.849 ain't got everything if everything here isn't 00:21:35.849 --> 00:21:40.000 tip -top Taking care like he said the homeless 00:21:40.000 --> 00:21:44.480 Taking taking care of everything over here then 00:21:44.480 --> 00:21:47.980 fuck everywhere else. That's not my fucking problem. 00:21:49.220 --> 00:21:51.720 I Couldn't care less. I mean, I don't like I 00:21:51.720 --> 00:21:56.380 don't want to see nobody dying But there's people 00:21:56.380 --> 00:22:00.200 dying here and that should be our first concern 00:22:00.200 --> 00:22:06.430 And and when you bring it Julia when you bring 00:22:06.430 --> 00:22:08.970 that up about homeless vets that reminds me of 00:22:08.970 --> 00:22:14.730 something All right, so most you all listen though 00:22:14.730 --> 00:22:19.690 I've been deployed a few times I seen some some 00:22:19.690 --> 00:22:28.609 shit and So like at my work there's a there's 00:22:28.609 --> 00:22:31.970 a program where they they give somebody's everybody 00:22:31.970 --> 00:22:34.759 something for Veterans Day and they try to make 00:22:34.759 --> 00:22:39.859 a big deal out of it Which I hate I just want 00:22:39.859 --> 00:22:46.119 to be left alone but uh And there are people 00:22:46.119 --> 00:22:50.079 that I work with and this is a good fucking job 00:22:50.079 --> 00:22:55.039 we make good fucking money, right? There's people 00:22:55.039 --> 00:22:58.559 I work with now one of the one of these guys 00:22:58.559 --> 00:23:05.230 Didn't even graduate from fucking boot camp But 00:23:05.230 --> 00:23:08.450 he got out on a on a some kind of medical discharge 00:23:08.450 --> 00:23:12.670 because all right between Between basic training, 00:23:12.670 --> 00:23:16.650 which is normally eight weeks. I Can't remember 00:23:16.650 --> 00:23:18.369 if I've talked about this on here. I probably 00:23:18.369 --> 00:23:20.650 have because it pisses me right the fuck off 00:23:20.650 --> 00:23:25.109 alright, so basic training is eight weeks and 00:23:25.109 --> 00:23:31.089 then You got advanced? Individual training which 00:23:31.089 --> 00:23:36.099 is a IT Which is your job training and I was 00:23:36.099 --> 00:23:43.640 it I was in the infantry So There is your your 00:23:43.640 --> 00:23:50.000 basic training is a IT so Boot camp for infantry 00:23:50.000 --> 00:23:52.339 is just another five weeks of the same shit. 00:23:52.500 --> 00:23:57.000 Just gets a little harder You know They pushed 00:23:57.000 --> 00:23:59.440 us a little harder, especially in the 10th Mount 00:23:59.440 --> 00:24:03.079 division because it was a cohort unit it's the 00:24:03.079 --> 00:24:08.220 most it's the most deployed unit in the military 00:24:08.220 --> 00:24:14.400 ever since it was reactivated which was right 00:24:14.400 --> 00:24:17.279 right when I went in there so we were all fucking 00:24:17.279 --> 00:24:19.339 going through boot camp together it's called 00:24:19.339 --> 00:24:24.839 a cohort unit but anyway this dude that I'm that 00:24:24.839 --> 00:24:30.609 I was talking about he was in the Navy Which 00:24:30.609 --> 00:24:38.750 is queer sorry dad And uh Now we all all the 00:24:38.750 --> 00:24:40.609 all the branches are allowed to fuck with each 00:24:40.609 --> 00:24:43.970 other. All right, it's just a little joking around 00:24:43.970 --> 00:24:50.190 but uh He was in the Navy all right, and then 00:24:50.190 --> 00:24:54.509 after your eight weeks between basic and a IT 00:24:55.150 --> 00:24:57.190 A lot of times they have what's called family 00:24:57.190 --> 00:25:00.230 day. So your family can come up and visit you 00:25:00.230 --> 00:25:03.630 and then you go to, you know, you go stay with 00:25:03.630 --> 00:25:08.470 them for a night and then you go back and finish 00:25:08.470 --> 00:25:12.849 your five weeks of AIT. To my understanding this 00:25:12.849 --> 00:25:18.609 dude went out, him and whoever he was with, he 00:25:18.609 --> 00:25:23.109 went out and got fucking drunk, which I did too. 00:25:23.390 --> 00:25:28.089 I think most of us did but then he didn't come 00:25:28.089 --> 00:25:32.609 back so when they finally caught up with his 00:25:32.609 --> 00:25:37.390 ass he tried to blame it on alcohol and he said 00:25:37.390 --> 00:25:41.450 he had a drinking problem he basically fucking 00:25:41.450 --> 00:25:47.849 played the system and I mean you're obviously 00:25:47.849 --> 00:25:49.849 not a fucking alcoholic because you just went 00:25:49.849 --> 00:25:54.809 eight weeks without drinking in boot camp but 00:25:54.809 --> 00:25:57.769 he said he was an alcoholic or whatever he was 00:25:57.769 --> 00:25:59.849 just too much of a pussy to go back and finish 00:25:59.849 --> 00:26:05.849 his AIT all right so they gave him a medical 00:26:05.849 --> 00:26:11.130 discharge for alcoholism now if I was the fucking 00:26:11.130 --> 00:26:13.109 commanding officer I would have kicked his ass 00:26:13.109 --> 00:26:16.490 back to the curb so now he brags about how he 00:26:16.490 --> 00:26:20.250 goes out he tells everybody he's a veteran brags 00:26:20.250 --> 00:26:23.130 about how he goes out and gets free meals on 00:26:23.130 --> 00:26:26.009 Veterans Day at, you know, Applebee's and all 00:26:26.009 --> 00:26:29.890 the bullshit that they offer free meals. And 00:26:29.890 --> 00:26:33.589 it pisses me right the fuck off. I'd like to 00:26:33.589 --> 00:26:37.529 give him an ass whooping, but I just I just ignore 00:26:37.529 --> 00:26:41.390 him and don't make eye contact because it's the 00:26:41.390 --> 00:26:43.650 best job I ever had. And I got a family to take 00:26:43.650 --> 00:26:49.250 care of, you know. But then there's another guy. 00:26:51.029 --> 00:26:56.450 Who pisses me off, but he had he has He has been 00:26:56.450 --> 00:27:02.509 deployed He's not infantry, but he was like He 00:27:02.509 --> 00:27:07.309 was artillery Which they called the king of battle 00:27:07.309 --> 00:27:12.009 and Infantry is called the queen of battle Which 00:27:12.009 --> 00:27:15.230 is kind of ass backwards, but I get it you can 00:27:15.230 --> 00:27:19.389 fuck more people up with it with artillery But 00:27:19.389 --> 00:27:25.490 somebody's got to be up front right But anyway 00:27:25.490 --> 00:27:31.210 Like I said, this is a good fucking job and we 00:27:31.210 --> 00:27:33.769 make a lot of money or at least have the opportunity 00:27:33.769 --> 00:27:39.589 To make a lot of money All right, well this guy 00:27:39.589 --> 00:27:44.430 He was already getting on my nerves so I stopped 00:27:44.430 --> 00:27:49.170 talking to him and Then I heard I heard him going 00:27:49.170 --> 00:27:52.109 around telling everybody like, hey y 'all, I 00:27:52.109 --> 00:27:54.789 drove to such and such town because they're offering 00:27:54.789 --> 00:28:01.349 free Christmas trees for veterans. And I'm just 00:28:01.349 --> 00:28:03.529 thinking to myself like, you fucking piece of 00:28:03.529 --> 00:28:09.650 shit, right? So then we go down and sit at the 00:28:09.650 --> 00:28:15.609 break table. Hey Fox. And I was already not talking 00:28:15.609 --> 00:28:18.859 to him. Me and him, I already explained to him 00:28:18.859 --> 00:28:21.619 that he was getting on my fucking nerves. This 00:28:21.619 --> 00:28:24.180 was something else it was about, but anyway. 00:28:25.220 --> 00:28:29.180 Hey Fox, you got your tree up yet? I said, why 00:28:29.180 --> 00:28:31.279 don't you mind your own fucking business? Cause 00:28:31.279 --> 00:28:34.460 I knew what he's getting ready to say. And he's 00:28:34.460 --> 00:28:41.900 like, okay. But anyway, he's making, making all 00:28:41.900 --> 00:28:45.059 this money. He's got a good job. the motherfucker 00:28:45.059 --> 00:28:48.720 drove like 40 minutes to get a free fucking Christmas 00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:54.400 tree that's not what it was meant for like that's 00:28:54.400 --> 00:28:58.460 I mean this was a long fucking rant but Julio 00:28:58.460 --> 00:29:03.019 brought up homeless veterans that homeless veterans 00:29:03.019 --> 00:29:07.519 is what these free meals are for it's what the 00:29:07.519 --> 00:29:09.440 free Christmas trees are for I don't know what 00:29:09.440 --> 00:29:12.299 a Homeless person would need a Christmas tree 00:29:12.299 --> 00:29:14.539 for maybe I don't know what the fuck I'm talking 00:29:14.539 --> 00:29:20.880 about All right I'm just that's just the way 00:29:20.880 --> 00:29:25.180 I am I Don't I don't take kindly to handouts 00:29:25.180 --> 00:29:28.420 And I don't expect expect other people to do 00:29:28.420 --> 00:29:36.579 that either so whatever man All right, I don't 00:29:36.579 --> 00:29:43.710 know this is kind of a weird episode but um that's 00:29:43.710 --> 00:29:46.549 just the way I feel so I hope everybody understands 00:29:46.549 --> 00:29:52.750 and if you are a veteran and you got use of all 00:29:52.750 --> 00:29:58.930 your limbs and you're employed just think twice 00:29:58.930 --> 00:30:03.869 about fucking I mean you can go back and start 00:30:03.869 --> 00:30:05.690 talking about all these corporations because 00:30:05.690 --> 00:30:10.069 they're fucking us over I mean You can go a hundred 00:30:10.069 --> 00:30:12.029 different ways with it, but I just don't like 00:30:12.029 --> 00:30:18.109 handouts But I got one more from Julio here and 00:30:18.109 --> 00:30:27.470 All right, I'm gonna shut the fuck up Hey, it's 00:30:27.470 --> 00:30:31.609 Julio again, so remember how you said you like 00:30:31.609 --> 00:30:39.359 the The village people and your dad pointed out 00:30:39.359 --> 00:30:42.039 that they were gay. But check this out, this 00:30:42.039 --> 00:30:46.420 is an interesting fact. The Navy reached out 00:30:46.420 --> 00:30:49.960 to the village people to use in the Navy in an 00:30:49.960 --> 00:30:52.759 advertising campaign for television and radio. 00:30:53.420 --> 00:30:56.319 They gave the right to the song for free on the 00:30:56.319 --> 00:30:58.319 condition that the Navy helped them shoot the 00:30:58.319 --> 00:31:02.200 music video. The Navy provided them with a warship, 00:31:02.559 --> 00:31:09.480 several aircraft, and plenty of sailors. But 00:31:09.480 --> 00:31:12.259 I saw that it made me think of you brother. Love 00:31:12.259 --> 00:31:20.440 you Okay Yeah No, I get it. There was a there 00:31:20.440 --> 00:31:22.940 was a sailor in the village people. That's why 00:31:22.940 --> 00:31:27.480 I think I Can't remember all the fucking weird 00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:32.319 ass queer costumes But uh, I just got done saying 00:31:32.319 --> 00:31:36.440 that the Navy was gay. Sorry dad. That's twice 00:31:39.710 --> 00:31:45.769 My dad doesn't listen to this. My dad is just 00:31:45.769 --> 00:31:50.150 like me. I mean, I'm just like him, I should 00:31:50.150 --> 00:31:54.990 say. I get it from him. He's got anger issues, 00:31:54.990 --> 00:32:02.529 I got it. He wasn't falling for the vaccine. 00:32:03.349 --> 00:32:08.450 I just get it from him, man. But he don't listen 00:32:08.450 --> 00:32:11.410 to this shit. I Remember when I told him I said 00:32:11.410 --> 00:32:13.490 hey man. I got a podcast. You should check it 00:32:13.490 --> 00:32:16.750 out You probably like it and he's just like what's 00:32:16.750 --> 00:32:25.950 a podcast? I'm like never mind dad All right, 00:32:25.950 --> 00:32:29.950 I came across this weird -ass post all right, 00:32:29.950 --> 00:32:38.359 it says soup is witchcraft We put plants spices 00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:44.480 and dead animals into a cauldron and Follow instructions 00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:50.079 from a book written by old people It's got a 00:32:50.079 --> 00:32:54.619 fucking point there But I mean everything's witchcraft 00:32:54.619 --> 00:33:00.880 Even writing shit, that's why they call it uh 00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:04.769 That's why they call it spelling Because you're 00:33:04.769 --> 00:33:12.750 casting spells All right, I Got another clip 00:33:12.750 --> 00:33:17.029 here. It's about porn and this is the this is 00:33:17.029 --> 00:33:23.569 the Pass away comedian Norm McDonough rest in 00:33:23.569 --> 00:33:30.700 peace nor But it's pretty damn funny I ordered 00:33:30.700 --> 00:33:32.960 Pulp Fiction, you know that movie? Oh, sure. 00:33:33.240 --> 00:33:38.579 It's a gritty urban satire, you know? It said 00:33:38.579 --> 00:33:40.240 that on the little thing. I wouldn't have known. 00:33:41.339 --> 00:33:44.160 And so I said, yeah, I'll get Pulp Fiction. I 00:33:44.160 --> 00:33:46.480 heard great things about that. So I order it, 00:33:46.480 --> 00:33:49.059 right? And they send me a different movie, a 00:33:49.059 --> 00:33:53.900 movie called Pump Friction. I never heard of 00:33:53.900 --> 00:33:56.019 that movie. You never heard of that movie? No. 00:33:56.700 --> 00:33:59.809 Well, it's different than Pulp Fiction. Pulp 00:33:59.809 --> 00:34:05.109 Fiction is a gritty, urban stuff. Pump Friction 00:34:05.109 --> 00:34:09.429 is a bunch of dudes and ladies having dirty sex. 00:34:11.889 --> 00:34:15.449 So there's a mix -up on this. And it wasn't a 00:34:15.449 --> 00:34:21.809 bad movie, you know? Actually, with those dirty 00:34:21.809 --> 00:34:24.230 movies, I find like... They're good for about 00:34:24.230 --> 00:34:27.409 15, 20 minutes. I'm really interested. And then 00:34:27.409 --> 00:34:29.769 there's one point that all of a sudden I'm bored. 00:34:34.309 --> 00:34:41.050 I just lose interest completely and I feel deeply 00:34:41.050 --> 00:34:46.829 ashamed. I ordered pulp. Okay, I think we all 00:34:46.829 --> 00:34:50.889 know what he's talking about. He was jerking 00:34:50.889 --> 00:34:56.079 off, people. Now that was that was a You know 00:34:56.079 --> 00:35:01.960 these comedians are most of them are are conservative 00:35:01.960 --> 00:35:09.860 because they're really intelligent and I Mean 00:35:09.860 --> 00:35:16.960 there's very few Like You know Rogan tries to 00:35:16.960 --> 00:35:19.280 play it close to the chest, but he he started 00:35:19.280 --> 00:35:26.539 all this shit He brings on all these... I don't 00:35:26.539 --> 00:35:29.480 know. Some of the type of shit we talk about 00:35:29.480 --> 00:35:32.420 on this show, he was the one that started that. 00:35:36.059 --> 00:35:40.000 You got Bill Burr. I always talk about him and 00:35:40.000 --> 00:35:45.119 I think... I think he just kind of plays it off 00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:47.400 because he's trying to get movie roles and shit. 00:35:47.880 --> 00:35:53.860 There's very few comedians... That are lefties 00:35:53.860 --> 00:35:58.519 And then you got somebody like Kathy Griffin 00:35:58.519 --> 00:36:07.440 is she even a comedian That dingy bitch and It's 00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:12.239 like most of them are are conservative Because 00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:16.320 they're intelligent and that goes along with 00:36:16.320 --> 00:36:21.210 the UFC, I mean I've been playing clips from 00:36:21.210 --> 00:36:28.469 what's his name Dana Dana white I Don't mean 00:36:28.469 --> 00:36:37.070 I don't know You know you can't really be a UFC 00:36:37.070 --> 00:36:43.389 fighter and be soft and I hate to say that leftists 00:36:43.389 --> 00:36:49.130 are soft, but they are right because adversity 00:36:49.130 --> 00:36:54.889 is a teacher adversity is the best teacher right 00:36:54.889 --> 00:37:00.690 and I'll give you an example all right so when 00:37:00.690 --> 00:37:05.730 my unit so there's a in the military or though 00:37:05.730 --> 00:37:10.349 in the army infantry and I've talked about this 00:37:10.349 --> 00:37:13.469 before and I'm sorry if I'm you know we got a 00:37:13.469 --> 00:37:18.599 lot of new listeners lately But I mean if you've 00:37:18.599 --> 00:37:21.159 already heard this I apologize, but it's not 00:37:21.159 --> 00:37:23.219 gonna I'm not gonna be explaining it the exactly 00:37:23.219 --> 00:37:27.079 same every time but We got so many fucking episodes. 00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:29.699 I'm gonna be repeating shit. No matter how you 00:37:29.699 --> 00:37:36.659 look at it. All right All right, so uh JRTC is 00:37:36.659 --> 00:37:42.820 down in Fort Polk, Louisiana and it's a simulated 00:37:42.820 --> 00:37:47.099 warfare And I don't know if it's the same now, 00:37:47.099 --> 00:37:52.679 but back when we went through it, it was, they 00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:55.780 got what's called miles gear. So everybody wears 00:37:55.780 --> 00:38:00.380 harnesses on their chest and you zero in your 00:38:00.380 --> 00:38:06.559 weapons to activate a laser every time you fire 00:38:06.559 --> 00:38:12.199 off a blank, right? And so if you got it aimed 00:38:12.199 --> 00:38:15.940 right, that blank is gonna take out Whoever you're 00:38:15.940 --> 00:38:20.940 shooting at or whatever you're shooting at All 00:38:20.940 --> 00:38:28.199 right, so The people that work at JRTC are stationed 00:38:28.199 --> 00:38:31.239 there they basically live there so they know 00:38:31.239 --> 00:38:35.460 the land Like the back of their fucking hands 00:38:35.460 --> 00:38:39.679 so You know people, you know units that come 00:38:39.679 --> 00:38:52.949 in By the way JRTC is a template for DRF1 which 00:38:52.949 --> 00:38:57.650 is deployment readiness force which basically 00:38:57.650 --> 00:39:00.869 means you're the next unit that's fucking going 00:39:00.869 --> 00:39:08.809 if anything hits the fan right so motherfuckers 00:39:08.809 --> 00:39:14.849 were getting dropped left and right I mean Was 00:39:14.849 --> 00:39:17.610 only like I think I might have been a PFC or 00:39:17.610 --> 00:39:21.710 a specialist at that time and I was the fucking 00:39:21.710 --> 00:39:25.969 Platoon leader which is an officer by the time 00:39:25.969 --> 00:39:31.989 You know by the time it was over with Which that's 00:39:31.989 --> 00:39:37.090 a lot of fucking people that got killed But anyway 00:39:37.090 --> 00:39:40.590 It was it there's a two -week window. They call 00:39:40.590 --> 00:39:47.179 it the box you go in the box, right? Okay, so 00:39:47.179 --> 00:39:51.500 the trucks and the helicopters, like I said, 00:39:51.760 --> 00:39:56.179 they call them OPFOR, the people that are stationed 00:39:56.179 --> 00:40:00.579 here at Fort Polk. They call them OPFOR, it stands 00:40:00.579 --> 00:40:06.119 for opposing force. So they know this fucking 00:40:06.119 --> 00:40:09.460 land so well. That's why they're fucking everybody 00:40:09.460 --> 00:40:13.789 up so well, right? They're taking out all the 00:40:13.789 --> 00:40:15.809 trucks and helicopters that got our food and 00:40:15.809 --> 00:40:23.769 water And and people I swear to God people Claim 00:40:23.769 --> 00:40:27.949 that you can only live Without water for three 00:40:27.949 --> 00:40:33.349 days That's bullshit. I Don't know who came up 00:40:33.349 --> 00:40:37.710 with that that Rockefeller medical industrial 00:40:37.710 --> 00:40:41.409 complex bullshit But I went more than three days 00:40:41.409 --> 00:40:45.730 without water and I'm still fucking here But 00:40:45.730 --> 00:40:51.969 what I'm getting at is We had no food no water 00:40:51.969 --> 00:40:53.889 every time somebody would go down we would take 00:40:53.889 --> 00:40:57.869 their canteens and share it You know, I had we 00:40:57.869 --> 00:41:05.730 had very little fucking water for I Mean a week 00:41:05.730 --> 00:41:09.809 and a half Maybe a week. I mean that was a long 00:41:09.809 --> 00:41:12.190 time ago. I'm trying to remember I'll guarantee 00:41:12.190 --> 00:41:16.769 we went a week without fucking very little water 00:41:16.769 --> 00:41:23.530 and absolutely zero food and When I when I finally 00:41:23.530 --> 00:41:27.150 and I never got hit I'm not gonna lie. There 00:41:27.150 --> 00:41:28.949 are people that were trying to get hit on purpose 00:41:28.949 --> 00:41:31.690 because they were hungry and thirsty and Just 00:41:31.690 --> 00:41:33.730 tired of the bullshit because it wasn't real 00:41:33.730 --> 00:41:38.590 warfare anyway But I ain't like that Made the 00:41:38.590 --> 00:41:45.030 whole fucking a whole two -week window and It 00:41:45.030 --> 00:41:48.570 just That's why that's why I believe in intermittent 00:41:48.570 --> 00:41:51.489 fasting because it when you go through shit like 00:41:51.489 --> 00:41:54.070 that it teaches you something Like you don't 00:41:54.070 --> 00:41:58.389 need to eat they fucking got This country they 00:41:58.389 --> 00:42:02.530 just it's like the what's the movie? They live 00:42:02.530 --> 00:42:05.590 with Roddy Piper Puts the glass on that just 00:42:05.590 --> 00:42:10.719 says consume obey that's what it's about man 00:42:10.719 --> 00:42:15.980 it's they just want to boost the economy it's 00:42:15.980 --> 00:42:18.820 not only the United States it's the entire west 00:42:18.820 --> 00:42:21.880 and and some of the other countries I've been 00:42:21.880 --> 00:42:24.900 to they don't eat like the way we eat and that's 00:42:24.900 --> 00:42:27.460 why they're not dying like we're dying there's 00:42:27.460 --> 00:42:30.260 so much poison and shit in our food it's it's 00:42:30.260 --> 00:42:34.059 fucking ridiculous these fucking seed oils and 00:42:34.059 --> 00:42:38.199 fucking all the shit that Monsanto's spraying 00:42:38.199 --> 00:42:41.539 on the crops and all that shit and then they 00:42:41.539 --> 00:42:48.059 lose court cases and then they just fucking change 00:42:48.059 --> 00:42:49.860 the name of the company and keep doing the same 00:42:49.860 --> 00:42:54.239 shit the politicians don't care about any of 00:42:54.239 --> 00:42:58.760 us you better get that shit straight right now 00:42:58.760 --> 00:43:07.199 but that's why I believe Fasting and sunshine 00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:09.300 is the two best things for your health. And I 00:43:09.300 --> 00:43:14.119 know I say that shit like every week. But I mean, 00:43:14.699 --> 00:43:16.719 that's the reason I feel that way. I don't know 00:43:16.719 --> 00:43:21.920 if I've ever explained it in that way. But like 00:43:21.920 --> 00:43:24.380 the longer you go without putting all this poison 00:43:24.380 --> 00:43:29.980 in your body. I mean, God made our bodies to 00:43:29.980 --> 00:43:34.219 purge all that bullshit out. And it so I eat 00:43:34.219 --> 00:43:38.039 from 4 30 p .m. To maybe 8 30 p .m. Except for 00:43:38.039 --> 00:43:41.519 if I've got a day off I'll eat like a pig like 00:43:41.519 --> 00:43:46.019 the rest everybody in this country but if you 00:43:46.019 --> 00:43:51.300 got 20 hours a day for your body to Try to try 00:43:51.300 --> 00:43:55.320 to purge that shit out as better than a lot of 00:43:55.320 --> 00:43:59.960 people are doing and It's not for everybody, 00:44:00.059 --> 00:44:02.880 but I'm just that's just one of my my suggestion 00:44:02.880 --> 00:44:12.760 to you guys All right All right, I'll shut up 00:44:12.760 --> 00:44:17.679 now I'm writing about fasting and JRTC and all 00:44:17.679 --> 00:44:22.059 that shit But like I said man adversity is a 00:44:22.059 --> 00:44:28.690 teacher So some of these lefties that have never 00:44:28.690 --> 00:44:31.289 been challenged in their life they sit around 00:44:31.289 --> 00:44:35.550 eating and feeding their fat ass face and playing 00:44:35.550 --> 00:44:38.570 video games and now they want to fucking stand 00:44:38.570 --> 00:44:41.530 up for Israel or Palestine or whatever it's like 00:44:41.530 --> 00:44:44.210 shut the fuck up you don't know what the fuck 00:44:44.210 --> 00:44:47.329 you're talking about you have no idea about half 00:44:47.329 --> 00:44:49.070 of the shit you're talking about you ain't ever 00:44:49.070 --> 00:44:54.309 been over there alright I sound really angry 00:44:54.309 --> 00:44:59.809 this episode, my apologies. I'm gonna shut the 00:44:59.809 --> 00:45:08.030 fuck up. Alright now, here's Carl. This week 00:45:08.030 --> 00:45:10.329 in Carl's Guide to History, we'll be discussing 00:45:10.329 --> 00:45:14.510 the May Offensive. Phase 2 of the Tet Offensive 00:45:14.510 --> 00:45:18.489 of 1968, also known as the May Offensive, Little 00:45:18.489 --> 00:45:21.579 Tet, and Mini Tet. was launched by the People's 00:45:21.579 --> 00:45:23.880 Army of Vietnam and the Viet Cong. It had been 00:45:23.880 --> 00:45:26.440 targeted throughout South Vietnam, including 00:45:26.440 --> 00:45:32.760 Saigon, from 29 April, 30 May, 1968. The May 00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:35.079 offensive was considered much bloodier than the 00:45:35.079 --> 00:45:37.940 initial phase of the Tet Offensive. U .S. casualties 00:45:37.940 --> 00:45:41.760 across South Vietnam were 2 ,169 kills for the 00:45:41.760 --> 00:45:44.179 entire month of May, making it the deadliest 00:45:44.179 --> 00:45:47.019 month of the entire Vietnam War for U .S. forces. 00:45:47.369 --> 00:45:51.329 while South Vietnamese losses were 2 ,054 kills. 00:45:51.769 --> 00:45:53.730 The People's Army of Vietnam and the Viet Cong 00:45:53.730 --> 00:45:57.190 losses exceeded 24 ,000 kills in over 2 ,000 00:45:57.190 --> 00:45:59.650 captures over the month of May. The May offensive 00:45:59.650 --> 00:46:03.210 was a costly defeat for the Viet Cong and the 00:46:03.210 --> 00:46:14.250 People's Army of Vietnam. I'm curious what issues 00:46:14.250 --> 00:46:31.920 Julio has with CJ. I'm curious what issues Julio 00:46:31.920 --> 00:46:37.619 has with the gays or Jays Carl don't tell me 00:46:37.619 --> 00:46:41.019 you're afraid to say the word Jew I'm not exactly 00:46:41.019 --> 00:46:44.039 sure what this is about I just got done ranting 00:46:44.039 --> 00:46:49.079 about it though I don't give a fuck I mean yeah 00:46:49.079 --> 00:46:56.550 there are Jews in America I might be uh Might 00:46:56.550 --> 00:46:59.230 be part Jew. I don't how could he be part Jew 00:46:59.230 --> 00:47:05.170 though? because it's a fucking religion and Israel 00:47:05.170 --> 00:47:15.090 The country they call Israel Was just placed 00:47:15.090 --> 00:47:22.929 by the United Nations in 1945 I Don't you know 00:47:22.929 --> 00:47:29.059 this whole thing is fucking crack of shit but 00:47:29.059 --> 00:47:35.659 uh and you know Trump says a lot of good shit 00:47:35.659 --> 00:47:43.800 I'm not convinced I mean I definitely rather 00:47:43.800 --> 00:47:51.199 see Trump in than Joe Biden but I mean didn't 00:47:51.199 --> 00:47:58.239 he uh didn't Trump Befriend everyone motherfucker 00:47:58.239 --> 00:48:06.059 went to He went to the North Korea and Met up 00:48:06.059 --> 00:48:09.920 with the little rocket man. He went met with 00:48:09.920 --> 00:48:19.059 people with Putin and He there was peace in the 00:48:19.059 --> 00:48:23.409 Middle East when he was president so I mean really 00:48:23.409 --> 00:48:26.329 there's no need to pick a side but no i don't 00:48:26.329 --> 00:48:32.369 give a shit if somebody's jewish or not but uh 00:48:32.369 --> 00:48:36.829 i mean i got a lot of uh issues with the catholics 00:48:36.829 --> 00:48:40.110 to be honest but i've talked about that before 00:48:40.110 --> 00:48:44.489 and julio's catholic but you know the the vatican 00:48:44.489 --> 00:48:49.510 is my main issue that i have concerning religion 00:48:49.510 --> 00:48:53.519 but you know what i'm not gonna we're gonna let 00:48:53.519 --> 00:48:59.300 Julio uh answer that question next week and i 00:48:59.300 --> 00:49:01.340 don't know how long this these seven tens is 00:49:01.340 --> 00:49:06.500 gonna last you know but it can't it's not gonna 00:49:06.500 --> 00:49:12.139 last much longer but i can't guarantee that i 00:49:12.139 --> 00:49:17.579 have no control over it so we'll see what happens 00:49:17.579 --> 00:49:27.199 all right thanks Carl uh and thanks Julio uh 00:49:27.199 --> 00:49:31.659 let's see here all right now this other dude 00:49:31.659 --> 00:49:36.079 he left like three messages the first two were 00:49:36.079 --> 00:49:38.579 like three minutes each because they once you 00:49:38.579 --> 00:49:41.900 hit three minutes now wait a minute the first 00:49:41.900 --> 00:49:45.400 one was three minutes second one was a minute 00:49:45.400 --> 00:49:51.260 and 23 see the issue is that It was cutting in 00:49:51.260 --> 00:49:55.639 and out and the second one. I would have to play 00:49:55.639 --> 00:49:59.960 to finish the first one. I appreciate a southern 00:49:59.960 --> 00:50:04.199 center. I appreciate it. Next time, next time, 00:50:04.360 --> 00:50:10.460 try to. Keep it like in one message. I'm not 00:50:10.460 --> 00:50:16.599 it's not really necessary, but. I'm just I'm 00:50:16.599 --> 00:50:18.679 going to play your last one here, all right? 00:50:19.900 --> 00:50:24.340 It's kind of funny. I like it anyway. Southern 00:50:24.340 --> 00:50:27.139 Center. I know I left two messages already. I 00:50:27.139 --> 00:50:29.659 forgot to include this. You guys might get a 00:50:29.659 --> 00:50:33.460 kick out of this. I started my own little drinking 00:50:33.460 --> 00:50:37.500 game watching or listening to your podcast. The 00:50:37.500 --> 00:50:39.320 rules are pretty simple. It's every time Fox 00:50:39.320 --> 00:50:42.119 says, this might be a short one, I got to finish 00:50:42.119 --> 00:50:46.340 a beer. I played it the other night and it's 00:50:46.340 --> 00:50:48.840 pretty safe to say that I overslept for work. 00:50:49.159 --> 00:50:53.219 I woke up with pissed in my pants. That was anything 00:50:53.219 --> 00:50:57.539 about how drunk I was. Keep on keeping on. Southern 00:50:57.539 --> 00:51:02.239 Center out, baby. Alright, thanks, Southern Center. 00:51:04.360 --> 00:51:12.500 Yeah. I appreciate that you pissed your pants. 00:51:14.440 --> 00:51:17.699 You should be commended for that. Not everybody 00:51:17.699 --> 00:51:26.099 can get that drunk. I've done it. All right. 00:51:29.500 --> 00:51:33.420 I think I I think I've covered everything. Oh, 00:51:33.760 --> 00:51:39.400 no, there was one other thing. Oh, my bad. I 00:51:39.400 --> 00:51:44.340 just fucking hit the goddamn mic. All right. 00:51:46.280 --> 00:51:49.239 Got a new thing here that I want to if you guys 00:51:49.239 --> 00:51:53.579 want to leave voice messages about this What 00:51:53.579 --> 00:51:58.780 actor played the best retard in a movie? I'm 00:51:58.780 --> 00:52:03.139 not gonna give any examples. We all know and 00:52:03.139 --> 00:52:08.500 when I say retard it could be anything from You 00:52:08.500 --> 00:52:16.059 know like Sean Penn To He was most retarded so 00:52:16.059 --> 00:52:19.719 anything on down from that really and even if 00:52:19.719 --> 00:52:23.260 even if Even if it was just a character that 00:52:23.260 --> 00:52:27.840 was stupid that works, too We can all laugh about 00:52:27.840 --> 00:52:31.699 it Alright, so send me a leave me a voicemail 00:52:31.699 --> 00:52:34.159 about what actor played the best retard in a 00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:38.539 movie Alright now I'm hoping I ain't forgetting 00:52:38.539 --> 00:52:47.199 nothing But uh So if you got any questions comments 00:52:47.199 --> 00:52:51.440 bitches gripes complaints Hit us up at conspiracy 00:52:51.440 --> 00:52:56.559 soldiers at yahoo .com Hit me up at conspiracy 00:52:56.559 --> 00:53:04.059 soldiers on Instagram and Fuck I was gonna do 00:53:04.059 --> 00:53:08.659 a video today for a tik -tok, but I forgot Because 00:53:08.659 --> 00:53:10.840 I was sitting out in the driveway thinking about 00:53:10.840 --> 00:53:13.519 recording and then dogs dogs started barking 00:53:14.190 --> 00:53:20.090 piss me right the fuck off and uh so maybe next 00:53:20.090 --> 00:53:22.190 week but i'm gonna i'm gonna make some shorts 00:53:22.190 --> 00:53:27.769 for tiktok you know so follow us on tiktok on 00:53:27.769 --> 00:53:30.929 conspiracy soldiers that'd be that'll probably 00:53:30.929 --> 00:53:35.010 be up next week and then of course we're on youtube 00:53:35.010 --> 00:53:39.269 even though they suck cock we got them little 00:53:39.269 --> 00:53:43.960 uh you know them auto -generated videos with 00:53:43.960 --> 00:53:47.480 just the the picture that I put for the thumbnail 00:53:47.480 --> 00:53:58.260 or whatever fuck YouTube and uh oh voicemail 00:53:58.260 --> 00:54:02.860 leave us a voicemail who played the best retard 00:54:02.860 --> 00:54:07.639 or just any other thoughts you might have 31 00:54:07.639 --> 00:54:12.909 flew frog six That's flu, F -L -U, as in the 00:54:12.909 --> 00:54:22.750 Wuhan Flu. 31 Flu Frog 6. All right. I think 00:54:22.750 --> 00:54:25.389 I covered everything. I'm gonna go sit outside 00:54:25.389 --> 00:54:28.670 and drink beer like I wanted to like an hour 00:54:28.670 --> 00:54:32.869 and a half or an hour ago. Again, I don't know 00:54:32.869 --> 00:54:35.730 how long this one's gonna be. I wasn't paying 00:54:35.730 --> 00:54:38.510 attention. So Southern Center, you can take another 00:54:38.510 --> 00:54:46.789 drink. see if you can piss your pants again alright 00:54:46.789 --> 00:54:49.889 that's it I thank you all for listening thanks 00:54:49.889 --> 00:54:54.090 for the voicemails and all that shit if you like 00:54:54.090 --> 00:55:00.369 the show give us a good review subscribe like 00:55:00.369 --> 00:55:04.670 follow all that bullshit and tell your friends 00:55:04.670 --> 00:55:09.320 is the most important part you know fuck Social 00:55:09.320 --> 00:55:11.579 media and the internet and all that bullshit 00:55:11.579 --> 00:55:15.239 But we're part of it now, so I mean you got to 00:55:15.239 --> 00:55:21.159 include that all right, so All right, we'll see 00:55:21.159 --> 00:55:24.179 you next week conspiracy soldiers is going dark