WEBVTT 00:00:20.230 --> 00:00:24.050 Welcome to our opening day extravaganza episode. 00:00:24.210 --> 00:00:27.420 We have two really fun Games we're going to play. 00:00:27.539 --> 00:00:29.800 Kenji and I are stoked for baseball to be back. 00:00:29.879 --> 00:00:32.060 When you're listening to this, we are both around 00:00:32.060 --> 00:00:34.340 the country getting ready to watch opening day 00:00:34.340 --> 00:00:37.380 games. We couldn't be more excited. Welcome to 00:00:37.380 --> 00:00:39.640 the extravaganza episode. Kenji, how you doing? 00:00:39.679 --> 00:00:42.560 Are you excited? I'm excited. I'm so pumped for 00:00:42.560 --> 00:00:44.780 tomorrow. I'm also pumped for today because we 00:00:44.780 --> 00:00:47.380 got some fun stuff to talk about. It's a hard 00:00:47.380 --> 00:00:50.320 day to figure out things to talk about before 00:00:50.320 --> 00:00:54.320 opening day. Yeah. But I think we have some pretty 00:00:54.320 --> 00:00:57.770 fun ideas. the four of you out there we hope 00:00:57.770 --> 00:01:02.590 you like this um if it's five or six of you even 00:01:02.590 --> 00:01:07.469 better yeah what he said what he said we have 00:01:07.469 --> 00:01:09.689 two games we're gonna play uh i'm gonna wait 00:01:09.689 --> 00:01:11.569 and tell you the title of both of them i guess 00:01:11.569 --> 00:01:14.250 one's not really a game but one of them is uh 00:01:14.250 --> 00:01:17.760 and This is just a celebration. We're here to 00:01:17.760 --> 00:01:20.239 have a good time today. Vibes are super high. 00:01:20.540 --> 00:01:23.019 Hopes are sky high for every team this season. 00:01:23.079 --> 00:01:24.980 We're about to get started. Unless you're the 00:01:24.980 --> 00:01:29.120 Cubs, everybody's undefeated. There's reason 00:01:29.120 --> 00:01:33.719 for optimism, unless you're a Cubs fan. Speaking 00:01:33.719 --> 00:01:37.159 of no optimism, the Chicago White Sox, Kenji. 00:01:38.780 --> 00:01:40.719 How do you feel about the Chicago White Sox? 00:01:41.540 --> 00:01:46.019 You know, I... I think they had a great offseason 00:01:46.019 --> 00:01:49.260 bringing in Mike Tauchman and releasing Brandon 00:01:49.260 --> 00:01:52.819 Drury, who was hitting over. 400 in spring training, 00:01:52.920 --> 00:01:54.879 yeah. You know, I think he probably asked for 00:01:54.879 --> 00:01:57.980 a release. Probably, like Joey Gallo. Yeah, I 00:01:57.980 --> 00:02:01.219 don't want to play for you guys anymore. I hope 00:02:01.219 --> 00:02:02.599 Brandon Drury gets picked up because I'm a big 00:02:02.599 --> 00:02:05.420 fan of him. Shout out to the Angels a couple 00:02:05.420 --> 00:02:09.319 years ago. Good season. But, yeah, the White 00:02:09.319 --> 00:02:13.719 Sox are interesting. I don't know how they're 00:02:13.719 --> 00:02:16.360 allowed to be as bad as they are and continually 00:02:16.360 --> 00:02:19.840 put out what they are putting out there. They 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:22.580 got a whole set of brand new prospects from the 00:02:22.580 --> 00:02:27.000 Red Sox and supposedly have gone more... They 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:30.060 supposedly got a lot for, what, Dylan Cease a 00:02:30.060 --> 00:02:32.960 couple years ago? Should have got a couple of 00:02:32.960 --> 00:02:37.879 them from... Crochet. Crochet. And we'll see 00:02:37.879 --> 00:02:40.240 what they do with it. Probably nothing because 00:02:40.240 --> 00:02:42.479 that's who the White Sox are. But, you know, 00:02:42.500 --> 00:02:44.639 fingers crossed because those are some young, 00:02:44.699 --> 00:02:50.400 talented players. Yeah, they got some talent 00:02:50.400 --> 00:02:52.240 in the farm system, but that big league product 00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:56.780 is horrible. I mean, props to Kenji for trying 00:02:56.780 --> 00:02:59.560 to make him sound at least half exciting. Spoiler 00:02:59.560 --> 00:03:01.780 alert, ladies and gentlemen, the White Sox suck. 00:03:02.219 --> 00:03:04.550 Yeah. The game we're going to play, the first 00:03:04.550 --> 00:03:08.310 one, is White Sox game or blank. Kenji and I 00:03:08.310 --> 00:03:10.169 are going to alternate going back and forth, 00:03:10.330 --> 00:03:13.889 naming off things that we would rather do than 00:03:13.889 --> 00:03:16.509 go to a White Sox game, a guaranteed right field. 00:03:16.949 --> 00:03:19.710 Now, a couple of caveats. Before that. Go ahead. 00:03:20.110 --> 00:03:23.729 Just add on to the sadness of being a White Sox. 00:03:23.849 --> 00:03:26.509 I sent you that thing. There's six White Sox 00:03:26.509 --> 00:03:29.050 pitchers who have gone Tommy John surgery. Actually? 00:03:29.590 --> 00:03:32.620 Yeah. I don't know if that's true. I saw it on 00:03:32.620 --> 00:03:34.419 Instagram and I sent it to you. They've had six 00:03:34.419 --> 00:03:36.400 already? I don't even know. The White Sox have 00:03:36.400 --> 00:03:38.560 had six pitchers need Tommy Zahn surgeries since 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:40.539 the start of spring training. Six Tommy Zahn 00:03:40.539 --> 00:03:44.740 surgeries in a month. That's unbelievable. Yeah. 00:03:45.080 --> 00:03:51.580 And a real shame. How is that possible? I wish 00:03:51.580 --> 00:03:56.300 I could tell you. I think the high prospect pitcher 00:03:56.300 --> 00:03:58.599 that the White Sox supposedly have, whatever 00:03:58.599 --> 00:04:01.930 his name is. Thorpe. Yeah, he got Tommy John. 00:04:02.030 --> 00:04:04.150 I did see that. I did see Thorpe got it. May 00:04:04.150 --> 00:04:06.389 he rest up. He was a really big prospect for 00:04:06.389 --> 00:04:11.069 the Padres. Who was C. Swift before the Padres? 00:04:11.530 --> 00:04:15.889 White Sox, right? Yeah. I guess you're right. 00:04:16.110 --> 00:04:17.290 Yeah, I guess you're right. All right, whatever. 00:04:18.310 --> 00:04:20.310 So we're going to play White Sox game or blank. 00:04:20.430 --> 00:04:22.670 A couple of caveats. It doesn't really matter 00:04:22.670 --> 00:04:25.610 what time of year it is because I think the White 00:04:25.610 --> 00:04:26.910 Sox are going to be miserable no matter what. 00:04:27.500 --> 00:04:29.779 Just picture, like, the worst of scenarios. So 00:04:29.779 --> 00:04:32.720 it's, like, raining in April, and they're playing 00:04:32.720 --> 00:04:35.579 the Marlins, or it's, like, the dog days of, 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:38.980 like, a Sunday day game. It's, like, 95 degrees 00:04:38.980 --> 00:04:42.379 and humid in Chicago, and they're playing the 00:04:42.379 --> 00:04:47.839 – who's a bad team, Kenji? Marlins? Well, I just 00:04:47.839 --> 00:04:50.379 said the Marlins. Aside from the Marlins. The 00:04:50.379 --> 00:04:54.180 Rockies? The Rockies are at the White Sox. What 00:04:54.180 --> 00:04:55.920 would you rather do, Kenji? I'm going to tip 00:04:55.920 --> 00:04:57.600 it off with you. What would you rather do than 00:04:57.600 --> 00:05:03.319 go to a White Sox game? First thing, this is 00:05:03.319 --> 00:05:07.240 more of a – it makes sense amongst our friends. 00:05:07.319 --> 00:05:09.860 I'd rather make a trade with Brady in fantasy 00:05:09.860 --> 00:05:14.100 football than watch a White Sox game. Let's see 00:05:14.100 --> 00:05:16.259 if the guys give you context. Brady likes to 00:05:16.259 --> 00:05:19.379 send us some outlandish trade offers. He does. 00:05:19.579 --> 00:05:21.800 During the season. And they're hilarious, and 00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:26.290 I miss them. But I'd rather sit down with him 00:05:26.290 --> 00:05:29.670 and try and understand how the offers he's making 00:05:29.670 --> 00:05:34.550 me is fair and not me getting bent over. Backwards. 00:05:34.689 --> 00:05:38.800 Yeah. That is the first thing I thought of. On 00:05:38.800 --> 00:05:40.879 a more serious note. That's an honest response, 00:05:41.019 --> 00:05:43.180 though. I mean, like, I hope, Brady, I love you 00:05:43.180 --> 00:05:44.579 if you listen. Thanks for listening. I doubt 00:05:44.579 --> 00:05:48.620 you do. That's a really funny thing. That's the 00:05:48.620 --> 00:05:50.060 first thing that came to your mind is I would 00:05:50.060 --> 00:05:52.439 rather, you know. It's because of today. It's 00:05:52.439 --> 00:05:54.079 because he sent me an offer today for Vlad Jr. 00:05:54.240 --> 00:05:57.920 And I told him I want to take a hike. Yeah. Okay. 00:05:58.019 --> 00:06:02.079 So, first one that came to mind for me is buy 00:06:02.079 --> 00:06:05.160 a WNBA ticket. I'd rather go to a WNBA game than 00:06:05.160 --> 00:06:08.269 go to a White Sox game. To a non -Kaitlyn Clark 00:06:08.269 --> 00:06:11.430 game. Kaitlyn Clark or Angel Reese. I would go 00:06:11.430 --> 00:06:13.110 to watch either of those two before I went and 00:06:13.110 --> 00:06:14.829 watched a White Sox game. Have you tried the 00:06:14.829 --> 00:06:17.689 Angel Reese burger at McDonald's? No, I haven't. 00:06:17.689 --> 00:06:21.110 I don't know why she got a meal. It's actually 00:06:21.110 --> 00:06:23.069 pretty good. You would have had the meal. You 00:06:23.069 --> 00:06:25.350 tried it? Yeah, I tried it. Oh, my. It's pretty 00:06:25.350 --> 00:06:28.589 good. I love McDonald's. All right. The second 00:06:28.589 --> 00:06:32.560 one I have is I'd rather go to a Bees game. For 00:06:32.560 --> 00:06:34.300 anybody who doesn't know, me and Gabe live in 00:06:34.300 --> 00:06:36.399 Utah, which means we have the Salt Lake Bees, 00:06:36.399 --> 00:06:39.000 who are the AAA team. We're the Angels, yep. 00:06:39.060 --> 00:06:41.100 We're the Angels. So that already says enough 00:06:41.100 --> 00:06:44.180 because, wow, do they not have any prospects. 00:06:44.180 --> 00:06:46.540 The Angels' farm system is horrible. It's so 00:06:46.540 --> 00:06:49.620 bad, mainly because they traded it all the way 00:06:49.620 --> 00:06:51.939 a couple years ago. And if you remotely show 00:06:51.939 --> 00:06:53.720 that you can play, they just call you up immediately. 00:06:54.199 --> 00:06:56.339 Yeah, like Nolan Shanuel. I mean, that guy got 00:06:56.339 --> 00:06:59.100 drafted, and like three weeks later, he was playing. 00:06:59.399 --> 00:07:01.819 He was that guy Robert Johnson today. He literally 00:07:01.819 --> 00:07:04.000 has not pitched in a minor league game, but he's 00:07:04.000 --> 00:07:05.860 going to pitch for the big league club. That's 00:07:05.860 --> 00:07:10.199 crazy, dude. Whatever, whatever. But yeah, I'd 00:07:10.199 --> 00:07:12.139 rather watch them. That's horrible baseball. 00:07:12.560 --> 00:07:14.899 No offense to Bees players. It's just really 00:07:14.899 --> 00:07:17.779 hard to watch minor league baseball. I agree 00:07:17.779 --> 00:07:19.899 with Kenji. I think I took this in a different 00:07:19.899 --> 00:07:24.100 direction because yours are kind of nice. A Bees 00:07:24.100 --> 00:07:26.100 game is still enjoyable with the right crowd. 00:07:26.639 --> 00:07:29.439 Everything I wrote down is not fun. Someone's 00:07:29.439 --> 00:07:33.319 here. I would rather blindfolded bungee jump 00:07:33.319 --> 00:07:36.740 rather than go to White Sox game. I hate heights. 00:07:37.220 --> 00:07:39.899 My wife can attest. I hate heights. I would rather 00:07:39.899 --> 00:07:42.699 blindfolded bungee jump than watch White Sox 00:07:42.699 --> 00:07:47.019 Marlins in July. I would rather do that. That's 00:07:47.019 --> 00:07:50.420 something. It's not even for the enjoyment of 00:07:50.420 --> 00:07:52.720 seeing what's around me. I would blindfolded 00:07:52.720 --> 00:07:55.120 do it because I just would rather do it that 00:07:55.120 --> 00:08:01.750 way. Yeah. I would rather get a full body wax 00:08:01.750 --> 00:08:06.250 and watch Marlon's White Sox game. And I mean 00:08:06.250 --> 00:08:10.990 that. Full Brazilian? Full Brazilian. The only 00:08:10.990 --> 00:08:13.069 way I'd ever watch a White Sox game is if I knew 00:08:13.069 --> 00:08:15.329 Luis Robert was hitting, because he's on my fantasy 00:08:15.329 --> 00:08:17.550 team, and I would turn it off immediately. That 00:08:17.550 --> 00:08:20.589 was the only way I would ever watch a White Sox 00:08:20.589 --> 00:08:23.430 game. I think that is a caveat, is that if they're 00:08:23.430 --> 00:08:25.350 playing our team, we're more likely to watch. 00:08:25.850 --> 00:08:27.889 That's a good point. Those White Sox, I'm probably 00:08:27.889 --> 00:08:30.790 watching. Do I hate myself? Yeah, but I'm watching. 00:08:31.029 --> 00:08:32.350 You're going to love the spanking they're going 00:08:32.350 --> 00:08:34.370 to put on them? Yeah. If they lose to them, are 00:08:34.370 --> 00:08:35.889 you going to want to kill yourself? Absolutely. 00:08:36.230 --> 00:08:37.730 Yeah. I mean, when you play them, it's like, 00:08:37.809 --> 00:08:40.210 are you kidding me? We're about to lose. Yeah. 00:08:41.230 --> 00:08:43.730 This one, again, I took this to another level 00:08:43.730 --> 00:08:46.070 than you did, I think. I said run a half marathon 00:08:46.070 --> 00:08:51.210 and flip -flops. Oh, that is horrible. That is 00:08:51.210 --> 00:08:54.450 atrociously bad. Just broken ankles, busted toes. 00:08:54.950 --> 00:08:58.610 David Goggins. Goggins wouldn't even do that. 00:08:59.450 --> 00:09:01.330 Goggins will do some crazy stuff just for the 00:09:01.330 --> 00:09:06.750 sake of it. He wouldn't do that. That's pretty 00:09:06.750 --> 00:09:10.389 psychotic. Yeah. The White Sox are just bad baseball. 00:09:10.669 --> 00:09:14.549 They are. Okay, I got one more. Yeah. It's read 00:09:14.549 --> 00:09:19.460 the terms and conditions. on MLB .com. Are you 00:09:19.460 --> 00:09:21.600 serious? I would rather read a higher thing than 00:09:21.600 --> 00:09:24.240 watch a White Sox game. Hold on. Where do I find 00:09:24.240 --> 00:09:33.120 this? Terms and conditions. No way. Terms of 00:09:33.120 --> 00:09:40.600 use agreement. Oh. Holy cow. Tell me how terrible 00:09:40.600 --> 00:09:45.289 it is. It is. It was just updated on March 11th. 00:09:45.309 --> 00:09:47.350 I don't know how many words this is. Man, imagine 00:09:47.350 --> 00:09:50.049 having that job at MLB .com. So what do you do 00:09:50.049 --> 00:09:53.370 at MLB? Oh, I'm the terms and conditions guy. 00:09:54.470 --> 00:09:56.929 Yeah, I do all the legal. This is pretty bad. 00:09:57.070 --> 00:10:00.590 You know, this is really bad. Yeah? Yeah, this 00:10:00.590 --> 00:10:04.330 is tough. Well, here, I'm just scrolling at a 00:10:04.330 --> 00:10:05.710 normal pace. I'll tell you when I start, and 00:10:05.710 --> 00:10:08.250 I'll tell you when I stop. Okay, I'm at the top 00:10:08.250 --> 00:10:20.539 of the page. Start. Okay, I'm done. That was 00:10:20.539 --> 00:10:22.679 full scrolls. I didn't read a single word. That 00:10:22.679 --> 00:10:25.799 was like, as soon as I moved the mouse up all 00:10:25.799 --> 00:10:27.840 the way, I went back down and kept going. That 00:10:27.840 --> 00:10:30.759 whole thing. I wish I could word count it, but 00:10:30.759 --> 00:10:34.379 it's really bad. I mean, honestly, if there's 00:10:34.379 --> 00:10:36.759 any kind of plug, go look it up. Termsandconditionsmlb 00:10:36.759 --> 00:10:38.740 .com. Terms of use agreement. It's horrible. 00:10:40.409 --> 00:10:42.889 The last thing I would rather do than go to a 00:10:42.889 --> 00:10:49.409 White Sox game is take the SAT. Yeah, that is 00:10:49.409 --> 00:10:52.070 pretty terrible. No studying. I wouldn't get 00:10:52.070 --> 00:10:54.149 that serious into it, but I would rather take 00:10:54.149 --> 00:10:57.590 the SAT. At least I already took one of them 00:10:57.590 --> 00:10:59.330 and I got into college and I'm done with my undergrad. 00:11:00.809 --> 00:11:02.570 Hopefully you never have to do it again. Hopefully 00:11:02.570 --> 00:11:05.529 not. What a miserable experience that was. Do 00:11:05.529 --> 00:11:08.649 you have any more? I don't, but I have some of 00:11:08.649 --> 00:11:13.669 that chat GPT. Please, fire away, AI. Okay. Let's 00:11:13.669 --> 00:11:17.149 see. Chat GPT said it would rather watch paint 00:11:17.149 --> 00:11:21.190 dry in real time on all 30 ballpark outfield 00:11:21.190 --> 00:11:27.289 walls than watch a White Sox game. That's tough. 00:11:27.570 --> 00:11:32.149 Teach a squirrel how to do long division. Sit 00:11:32.149 --> 00:11:36.129 through nine innings of rain delay. Count the 00:11:36.129 --> 00:11:39.190 number of fans actually in the stands at a Guardians, 00:11:39.309 --> 00:11:42.769 a guarantee rate field. Oh, yeah. That's their 00:11:42.769 --> 00:11:46.309 stadium, the White Sox stadium. Oh. That's tough. 00:11:46.429 --> 00:11:48.529 Try to explain the White Sox front office's decisions 00:11:48.529 --> 00:11:51.509 to a toddler. That's tough, man. This is brutal. 00:11:55.789 --> 00:12:02.769 Let's see. Go on a juice cleanse at a tailgate. 00:12:02.970 --> 00:12:05.649 That's whatever. Cheer for the Cubs. Just kidding 00:12:05.649 --> 00:12:08.570 unless you're really fed up. Okay, it's not that 00:12:08.570 --> 00:12:10.850 funny as you go down. I don't know. This one 00:12:10.850 --> 00:12:13.529 is rewatch the 2005 World Series highlights, 00:12:13.629 --> 00:12:16.690 but only from the Astros' perspective. I think 00:12:16.690 --> 00:12:19.230 it's because they got swept 4 -0 by the White 00:12:19.230 --> 00:12:23.049 Sox. Okay. All right. That's pretty good, AI. 00:12:23.129 --> 00:12:25.110 I'm pretty pleased with that, AI. Yeah, the paint 00:12:25.110 --> 00:12:28.350 one was pretty funny. Yeah, that's good. An all 00:12:28.350 --> 00:12:30.629 -30 ball fart. The paint one is funny. Yeah, 00:12:30.649 --> 00:12:33.029 well done. In that scenario, do you think you 00:12:33.029 --> 00:12:36.090 have to watch it sitting in the outfield or sitting 00:12:36.090 --> 00:12:38.549 in the stands behind home plate watching the 00:12:38.549 --> 00:12:40.230 paint dry? I think you're right in front of it 00:12:40.230 --> 00:12:44.730 watching it dry. For all 30 teams? For all 30 00:12:44.730 --> 00:12:47.529 teams. I think the entire thing, yeah. So that's 00:12:47.529 --> 00:12:52.370 pretty horrible. That's really tough. Yeah. I 00:12:52.370 --> 00:12:54.389 ain't doing that. That's really tough. That's 00:12:54.389 --> 00:12:57.200 tough. this terms of use agreement's crazy man 00:12:57.200 --> 00:12:59.899 i got it pulled up right here yeah i just pulled 00:12:59.899 --> 00:13:02.100 up too i mean it's not as long as i thought maybe 00:13:02.100 --> 00:13:05.299 but it's pretty long i don't want to i can't 00:13:05.299 --> 00:13:07.419 say i definitely want to read that yeah i don't 00:13:07.419 --> 00:13:11.980 ever understand it just a bunch of legal jargon 00:13:11.980 --> 00:13:14.899 yeah i hate that this is a part of the world 00:13:14.899 --> 00:13:19.019 yeah okay what we got next game number two not 00:13:19.019 --> 00:13:21.600 really a game but a talking point number two 00:13:21.600 --> 00:13:27.879 insanely bold predictions Okay. Insanely bold 00:13:27.879 --> 00:13:29.919 predictions. Okay. We used to have the sizzle 00:13:29.919 --> 00:13:31.600 button. If you remember your OG listener, we 00:13:31.600 --> 00:13:34.419 don't have a sizzle button anymore, but these 00:13:34.419 --> 00:13:36.679 are insanely bold predictions that we wanted 00:13:36.679 --> 00:13:39.139 to go into. And listen, insanely bold is relative. 00:13:39.419 --> 00:13:41.559 I asked Kenji before we recorded. I haven't heard 00:13:41.559 --> 00:13:43.519 his. So fair warning. Kenji could say something 00:13:43.519 --> 00:13:46.159 really stupid and I can't defend him because 00:13:46.159 --> 00:13:48.820 I haven't heard them. It's not my fault. He just 00:13:48.820 --> 00:13:52.980 has bad takes. I do sometimes. But. These are 00:13:52.980 --> 00:13:55.360 supposed to be bold predictions that if you were 00:13:55.360 --> 00:13:57.840 to go on like an odds maker or go to a bookie 00:13:57.840 --> 00:14:00.480 and try to place a bet on them, the odds would 00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:03.580 be pretty long that all of these things would 00:14:03.580 --> 00:14:08.240 happen in my mind. So that's how I feel. That's 00:14:08.240 --> 00:14:10.179 kind of where I stand. Do you have any other 00:14:10.179 --> 00:14:18.799 takes? No, that's it. Okay. Okay. How many do 00:14:18.799 --> 00:14:21.000 you have? Should I start? I have five. I have 00:14:21.000 --> 00:14:23.159 like six. Oh, you have six. Okay, you go first, 00:14:23.200 --> 00:14:27.500 then. I have the Phillies sell at the deadline. 00:14:28.200 --> 00:14:31.200 Oh, you're just hating on Brady today. Well, 00:14:31.279 --> 00:14:33.100 I thought about it because they have a lot of 00:14:33.100 --> 00:14:35.200 old players. They do. And probably next year, 00:14:35.379 --> 00:14:37.059 they're probably not going to be able to afford 00:14:37.059 --> 00:14:40.500 everyone. And if they are, like, fourth in division 00:14:40.500 --> 00:14:44.299 just because everyone sucks, I think if you're 00:14:44.299 --> 00:14:48.200 that far down, you might sell, like, a Castellanos, 00:14:48.340 --> 00:14:52.899 maybe. Get rid of JT Romuto while you can still 00:14:52.899 --> 00:14:55.179 get some value out of him. Maybe Craig Turner. 00:14:56.059 --> 00:14:59.200 Just a couple of these pieces could potentially 00:14:59.200 --> 00:15:02.820 be sold if they are really bad, but most likely 00:15:02.820 --> 00:15:07.480 not. Okay, so then how many games under 500 are 00:15:07.480 --> 00:15:10.919 they to make themselves the deadline? I mean, 00:15:11.000 --> 00:15:14.639 how many games do you usually play by all -star 00:15:14.639 --> 00:15:18.080 break? A little over half, so like 90 games. 00:15:19.360 --> 00:15:24.000 Okay, I would say they'd have to be like 35 and 00:15:24.000 --> 00:15:29.740 like 65. 30 games under? Yeah, like pretty bad. 00:15:30.039 --> 00:15:32.500 That's like White Sox bad. Yeah, like just like 00:15:32.500 --> 00:15:35.159 an all -time worst start. Like maybe Wheeler 00:15:35.159 --> 00:15:37.539 gets hurt. Nola is just not the same. Christopher 00:15:37.539 --> 00:15:40.000 Sanchez sucks. Ranger Suarez is exposed. Damn, 00:15:40.059 --> 00:15:41.759 what did the Phillies do to you, bro? I mean, 00:15:41.759 --> 00:15:44.720 they're bullpens and shambles. What did the Phillies 00:15:44.720 --> 00:15:47.610 do to you? I don't know. I mean, it's just. It's 00:15:47.610 --> 00:15:49.409 just a bold take. Brady's really never going 00:15:49.409 --> 00:15:51.509 to listen to us. He's never going to talk to 00:15:51.509 --> 00:15:54.389 me ever again. Okay, so I'm going to switch the 00:15:54.389 --> 00:15:57.450 tone here because Kenji's clearly hating. All 00:15:57.450 --> 00:16:00.230 of my bold predictions are like, if you're a 00:16:00.230 --> 00:16:02.690 fan of these teams or these players, I think 00:16:02.690 --> 00:16:04.509 you'd be happy. There's no like, this guy's going 00:16:04.509 --> 00:16:08.450 to suck prediction. My first one, the Reds are 00:16:08.450 --> 00:16:12.590 going to win a playoff game. Okay. They're going 00:16:12.590 --> 00:16:14.120 to win a playoff game. I don't know if it's on 00:16:14.120 --> 00:16:15.519 the road. I don't know if they're hosting, but 00:16:15.519 --> 00:16:18.039 the Cincinnati Reds are going to win a playoff 00:16:18.039 --> 00:16:20.659 game. I'm not going to say a series, but they're 00:16:20.659 --> 00:16:21.899 going to win a playoff game. They get Hunter 00:16:21.899 --> 00:16:25.240 Green healthy in the playoffs. Elidio Cruz does 00:16:25.240 --> 00:16:28.860 his thing. I like the Reds to win a playoff game. 00:16:28.980 --> 00:16:31.200 I don't have the odds on it. They're going to 00:16:31.200 --> 00:16:35.240 do more in the playoffs than your Baltimore Orioles. 00:16:35.279 --> 00:16:38.240 Okay, do it. All right, pal. The minute you opened 00:16:38.240 --> 00:16:39.840 your stupid mouth, I could tell where you were 00:16:39.840 --> 00:16:44.799 going with that. That was not funny. That's not 00:16:44.799 --> 00:16:49.980 funny. Not funny. Okay, okay. I got Cody Bellinger 00:16:49.980 --> 00:16:54.419 winning an MVP. Hanging behind Aaron Judge, having 00:16:54.419 --> 00:16:57.360 a good spring. Wow. Having a ballpark that benefits 00:16:57.360 --> 00:17:00.460 him. I think he's a good chance of winning a 00:17:00.460 --> 00:17:02.100 gold glove in center field because he's really 00:17:02.100 --> 00:17:06.200 good. And, I mean, if he has a really good offensive 00:17:06.200 --> 00:17:10.319 season, I think it's possible. You're insufferable. 00:17:10.400 --> 00:17:13.730 Do you know that? Yeah. I know. You'd be so miserable 00:17:13.730 --> 00:17:16.410 watching that, wouldn't you? Dude, Cody Bellinger 00:17:16.410 --> 00:17:19.430 winning an MVP with a resurgence with the Yankees 00:17:19.430 --> 00:17:24.450 would break my soul. Considering I said in the 00:17:24.450 --> 00:17:26.450 offseason that the O's should pick up Cody Bellinger. 00:17:26.990 --> 00:17:28.970 A lot of teams could have benefited from Cody 00:17:28.970 --> 00:17:31.329 Bellinger. Indeed, they could have. So he gets 00:17:31.329 --> 00:17:33.369 a short porch, whatever. That's a bold prediction. 00:17:33.490 --> 00:17:37.769 That's good. I'm a Yankee hater. I'm a Yankee 00:17:37.769 --> 00:17:41.680 hater. So I got to put that aside. Okay. What 00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:47.160 you got next? For my Tigers fans out there, Riley 00:17:47.160 --> 00:17:50.640 Green is going to get MVP votes. Ooh, okay. I 00:17:50.640 --> 00:17:52.960 like that. Riley Green is going to get some MVP 00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:54.779 votes. I like that. I like him to have a good 00:17:54.779 --> 00:17:57.519 season. Comerica is a chasm, so it is tough to 00:17:57.519 --> 00:17:59.279 hit in Comerica compared to some other parks. 00:18:00.160 --> 00:18:02.339 But Bobby Wood Jr. also hits in kind of a chasm. 00:18:02.500 --> 00:18:05.140 Kaufman Field's a bit bigger of a ballpark. Of 00:18:05.140 --> 00:18:07.220 course, Aaron Judge hits in a baby park. But 00:18:07.220 --> 00:18:09.519 I like Riley Green to get MVP votes. I think 00:18:09.519 --> 00:18:11.680 he's fine defensively, but I like his swing. 00:18:11.839 --> 00:18:14.079 I think from the left side, he's got a big -time 00:18:14.079 --> 00:18:16.160 bat. The Tigers are going to contend more than 00:18:16.160 --> 00:18:17.720 they did last year, which is saying something. 00:18:18.319 --> 00:18:20.500 I like Riley Green to get some MVP votes. And 00:18:20.500 --> 00:18:22.180 I have him in fantasy, so it would only benefit 00:18:22.180 --> 00:18:26.180 me if he did so. Good point. What do you think? 00:18:26.220 --> 00:18:33.040 I said the Red Sox missed the playoffs. Wow. 00:18:33.040 --> 00:18:36.579 You've been Red Sox dick riding all offseason, 00:18:36.660 --> 00:18:38.759 so that's a bold prediction indeed. This is a 00:18:38.759 --> 00:18:43.180 really bold prediction. Kind of like the Broncos 00:18:43.180 --> 00:18:46.480 when Russell Wilson came with the Jets with Aaron 00:18:46.480 --> 00:18:49.000 Rodgers last year. You think you have this superstar 00:18:49.000 --> 00:18:53.240 team, and it just doesn't click. That's what 00:18:53.240 --> 00:18:57.279 I'm hoping it does not happen, but I think it's 00:18:57.279 --> 00:19:02.779 potentially possible. Somehow. I think it's a 00:19:02.779 --> 00:19:07.519 real possibility, honestly. If they don't click. 00:19:08.339 --> 00:19:10.859 Yeah, I think there's good teams in the AL. Yeah, 00:19:10.859 --> 00:19:13.160 there's a lot of good teams. I could see it happening. 00:19:13.960 --> 00:19:16.579 Last year, what was it? The Diamondbacks missed 00:19:16.579 --> 00:19:19.660 out on the playoffs with 89 wins. I could see 00:19:19.660 --> 00:19:22.579 a world where the Red Sox win 86 -87 games and 00:19:22.579 --> 00:19:26.759 miss it by a game or two. I could see it. I think 00:19:26.759 --> 00:19:30.619 so, too. I could see it. On the same vein of 00:19:30.619 --> 00:19:33.059 MVP votes, I'm going to switch to the Angels. 00:19:33.259 --> 00:19:38.119 Not Mike Trout. Not Jorge Soler. Zach Netto is 00:19:38.119 --> 00:19:40.720 going to get a couple MVP votes. Zach Netto. 00:19:41.000 --> 00:19:44.160 That is the craziest one so far. Yeah, it's pretty 00:19:44.160 --> 00:19:46.460 crazy. Listen, I'm going to shout out my guy, 00:19:46.579 --> 00:19:49.119 Tom. I was texting Tom yesterday. Tom's a member 00:19:49.119 --> 00:19:52.880 of our Fantasy League. Good friend. Tom was giving 00:19:52.880 --> 00:19:55.000 me his bold predictions for who's going to be 00:19:55.000 --> 00:19:58.140 the next Bobby Witt that out of nowhere steps 00:19:58.140 --> 00:20:01.049 up and becomes like, Perennial superstar. And 00:20:01.049 --> 00:20:03.549 Zach Netto last year had a really quiet, really 00:20:03.549 --> 00:20:06.630 sneaky. Was it 2020 season or 30 -30? 2020. That's 00:20:06.630 --> 00:20:09.470 my boy. Really sneaky 2020 season. He plays on 00:20:09.470 --> 00:20:12.569 a not -so -great team. I think Netto, I mean, 00:20:12.609 --> 00:20:17.150 he goes 25 -25. He goes 30 -30 even. Continues 00:20:17.150 --> 00:20:18.630 to play excellent defense. He could get some 00:20:18.630 --> 00:20:21.309 votes. It's a crazy hot take. It's a really, 00:20:21.349 --> 00:20:24.730 really bold take. I'd like to see it, man. I 00:20:24.730 --> 00:20:26.990 got a lot of Angels fans. Back off on Zach Netto, 00:20:27.069 --> 00:20:28.730 man. That's my guy. I don't want you looking 00:20:28.730 --> 00:20:33.309 into him. Stay away from him. Okay. I got a lot 00:20:33.309 --> 00:20:35.150 of Angel fan friends. I know they would love 00:20:35.150 --> 00:20:38.150 to see somebody other than Trout in his old age 00:20:38.150 --> 00:20:41.809 get MVP votes. So go on Zach Netto. Give me one 00:20:41.809 --> 00:20:47.009 or two MVP votes. Last one. All right. My next 00:20:47.009 --> 00:20:54.210 one is Parasite. Uh -oh. Kenji's sneezing. My 00:20:54.210 --> 00:20:56.309 next one is that the Rockies will be a top 20 00:20:56.309 --> 00:21:03.809 team this year. We'll end with a top 20 record 00:21:03.809 --> 00:21:06.269 this year. I got some magic beans I want to sell 00:21:06.269 --> 00:21:10.289 you, dude. What the heck is that? What's the 00:21:10.289 --> 00:21:14.829 beans that Jim sells to Dwight? Somebody's Miracle 00:21:14.829 --> 00:21:19.910 Lagoons. Miracle Lagoons, yep. Oh, so funny. 00:21:21.000 --> 00:21:25.519 Yeah, the Rockies being a top 20 team. Top 20 00:21:25.519 --> 00:21:33.039 is crazy. Yeah. Why? Yep. Why? Just a bold prediction, 00:21:33.319 --> 00:21:36.779 man. Michael Tolia and – Can we drug test you? 00:21:37.400 --> 00:21:40.259 Was it Royce Freeman? You have to pass a drug 00:21:40.259 --> 00:21:46.680 test to be on the show. Doyle and Tyro Estrada. 00:21:47.160 --> 00:21:52.250 Wow. They traded Nolan Jones. Ryan McMahon. I 00:21:52.250 --> 00:21:54.769 mean, they got some dogs. They got some hitters. 00:21:54.769 --> 00:21:58.410 Name two guys in that pitching staff. I couldn't. 00:21:58.410 --> 00:22:00.150 And they're the same pitchers for the last five 00:22:00.150 --> 00:22:02.069 years. And I couldn't tell you. I can tell you 00:22:02.069 --> 00:22:04.990 Kyle Freeland. Yeah, that guy. He's not that 00:22:04.990 --> 00:22:08.369 good. Why does he keep staying there? Jermon 00:22:08.369 --> 00:22:13.829 Marquez. Justin Lawrence. There you go. That's 00:22:13.829 --> 00:22:17.240 all. Oh, my God. I think I might be tapped out 00:22:17.240 --> 00:22:22.500 there too. Ty Block, lefty. I don't know, whatever. 00:22:23.900 --> 00:22:26.480 Okay, that's a really bold one. I think some 00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:27.819 people might have just turned us off because 00:22:27.819 --> 00:22:29.400 if they didn't think we didn't know ball already, 00:22:29.559 --> 00:22:31.579 they might have just done it then. Yeah, that 00:22:31.579 --> 00:22:35.480 was pretty crazy of me to say. I have Elie De 00:22:35.480 --> 00:22:38.599 La Cruz being perfect on steal attempts. Wow. 00:22:38.940 --> 00:22:42.440 What was he last year? I don't know, but I have 00:22:42.440 --> 00:22:44.180 him not getting thrown out a single time this 00:22:44.180 --> 00:22:47.289 year. That's impressive. I'm going to look up 00:22:47.289 --> 00:22:51.109 his rate last year while I explain. I think he's 00:22:51.109 --> 00:22:52.970 one of the most prolific base stealers we've 00:22:52.970 --> 00:22:58.450 ever seen. His strides. Sorry? His strides are 00:22:58.450 --> 00:23:03.430 just crazy. Yes. A gazelle. Yep. He was caught 00:23:03.430 --> 00:23:07.490 stealing 16 times last year. Out of, like, what, 00:23:07.529 --> 00:23:14.670 70 -something? 83. 83 attempts. 83? Oh. Stole 00:23:14.670 --> 00:23:18.849 83 bases? He stole 67 bases, cost stealing 16 00:23:18.849 --> 00:23:21.789 times. So he essentially attempted stealing 83 00:23:21.789 --> 00:23:26.589 times. If my math is right, yeah. That's a lot 00:23:26.589 --> 00:23:28.230 of attempted stolen bags. I think he's only going 00:23:28.230 --> 00:23:30.869 to get better this year. Cover of MLB The Show. 00:23:31.210 --> 00:23:34.230 Plays good defense. Switch hitter. I like him 00:23:34.230 --> 00:23:36.829 a lot. Perfect on steals for Elliott De La Cruz. 00:23:37.630 --> 00:23:42.019 That's a fun one. I think so. I like the Reds 00:23:42.019 --> 00:23:43.259 this year, if you can't tell. Two of mine have 00:23:43.259 --> 00:23:49.500 been about the Reds. My last one is that a team 00:23:49.500 --> 00:23:53.240 besides the Dodgers will lead the league in wins. 00:23:54.900 --> 00:24:00.980 Wow. Yeah. Who could that be? Philly, probably. 00:24:02.019 --> 00:24:03.819 The same team you had selling at the deadline? 00:24:04.740 --> 00:24:07.099 If any team could really do it, I think it's 00:24:07.099 --> 00:24:10.420 Philly. I'm stuttering. If Philly could just 00:24:10.420 --> 00:24:14.220 get off to a normal start, especially the last 00:24:14.220 --> 00:24:16.059 couple of years, the way they turn it up in the 00:24:16.059 --> 00:24:21.059 second half, they could do it. I think the Diamondbacks 00:24:21.059 --> 00:24:23.160 could as well with the great pitching staff now. 00:24:25.220 --> 00:24:27.240 Diamondbacks could do it. Leading spring training 00:24:27.240 --> 00:24:31.259 with RBIs. Shout out. If the Braves get up to 00:24:31.259 --> 00:24:32.759 a good start, I could see the Braves doing it. 00:24:32.859 --> 00:24:34.539 If the Braves have a great rotation, if Acuna 00:24:34.539 --> 00:24:38.119 comes back. Half the player he, no, like 80 % 00:24:38.119 --> 00:24:41.440 of the player he was in his MVP year with Profar 00:24:41.440 --> 00:24:44.660 in that lineup. And Sean Murphy comes back healthy 00:24:44.660 --> 00:24:47.819 from his injury. If Orlando Arcia isn't the worst 00:24:47.819 --> 00:24:50.920 hitter in baseball, statistically, you have a 00:24:50.920 --> 00:24:53.400 really good chance. Yeah, I don't hate that. 00:24:53.440 --> 00:24:55.359 That's not a crazy take. I mean, I still think 00:24:55.359 --> 00:24:56.680 the Dodgers are going to lead the league in wins. 00:24:56.759 --> 00:24:59.140 Yeah, I think they'll win by like 10 wins. Yeah, 00:24:59.220 --> 00:25:04.140 I agree. My last one, and again, I guess there's 00:25:04.140 --> 00:25:06.720 kind of a theme with Tom. This was not intentional, 00:25:06.799 --> 00:25:08.680 though. He was talking about Zach Netto. He was 00:25:08.680 --> 00:25:11.519 not talking about this one. The A's are going 00:25:11.519 --> 00:25:16.579 to host playoff games in Sacramento. Whoa. Whoa. 00:25:17.440 --> 00:25:21.779 What? What would have to happen? They have to 00:25:21.779 --> 00:25:28.680 be the top wildcard team, I think. Top wildcard 00:25:28.680 --> 00:25:32.920 team or worst division winner of the other two. 00:25:34.079 --> 00:25:37.880 Or a better division winner. They could do it 00:25:37.880 --> 00:25:38.880 in a later round. I just don't think they will. 00:25:39.160 --> 00:25:41.299 A's are going to host playoff games in Sacramento 00:25:41.299 --> 00:25:44.160 because they're going to be the fourth wildcard 00:25:44.160 --> 00:25:48.299 team. They're going to be the top wildcard. That 00:25:48.299 --> 00:25:50.380 would be fun. Brent Rooker, Lawrence Butler in 00:25:50.380 --> 00:25:54.519 October at that park. Ball flying. Luis Severino. 00:25:55.480 --> 00:26:00.740 Jeffrey Springs. Mason Miller. Shea Bangleers. 00:26:02.900 --> 00:26:06.440 I mean, Offensively. Crazier things have happened. 00:26:06.640 --> 00:26:08.079 Crazier things have happened. That's all I'm 00:26:08.079 --> 00:26:13.119 going to say. JP Sears from the left side. That 00:26:13.119 --> 00:26:15.599 guy is such a weird little pitcher. He's just 00:26:15.599 --> 00:26:17.619 a tiny little guy. He's like a leprechaun. He's 00:26:17.619 --> 00:26:18.940 just a small little guy, but gets the job done. 00:26:19.160 --> 00:26:21.480 He does. He shut down my O's a couple times last 00:26:21.480 --> 00:26:24.660 year. Those are my bold predictions. Do you have 00:26:24.660 --> 00:26:27.839 any others off the top of your head, Kenji? None 00:26:27.839 --> 00:26:30.059 that I wrote down, but I'm sure I could come 00:26:30.059 --> 00:26:33.599 up with something. quite blasphemous you're pretty 00:26:33.599 --> 00:26:35.160 good about coming up with stupid things yeah 00:26:35.160 --> 00:26:37.500 i'm i'm thank you that's a that's a really nice 00:26:37.500 --> 00:26:40.099 thing for you sorry sorry sorry really really 00:26:40.099 --> 00:26:48.460 kind i uh i think uh you know i don't know i 00:26:48.460 --> 00:26:49.980 think i might have used up all my dumb brain 00:26:49.980 --> 00:26:54.519 cells maybe let me just look at my fantasy team 00:26:54.519 --> 00:26:57.880 real quick and uh yes yes fantasy team crazy 00:26:57.880 --> 00:27:02.559 blasphemous things i'm This isn't really blasphemous, 00:27:02.559 --> 00:27:04.579 but Jackson Joe is going to win AL Rookie of 00:27:04.579 --> 00:27:07.339 the Year. I heard people say he's better than 00:27:07.339 --> 00:27:10.920 Sasaki. I like him a lot, man. He got five punches 00:27:10.920 --> 00:27:21.220 tonight in his last tune -up. Dog. I don't know. 00:27:21.259 --> 00:27:28.079 I don't think I have anything. Okay. Okay. Well, 00:27:28.180 --> 00:27:30.640 I mean, that's our show, everybody. That's our 00:27:30.640 --> 00:27:33.140 show. We wanted to keep it brief, but also do 00:27:33.140 --> 00:27:35.180 two different games with opening day kicking 00:27:35.180 --> 00:27:38.200 off momentarily for those of you that are listening 00:27:38.200 --> 00:27:40.960 on Thursday morning. Cardinals make the playoffs. 00:27:41.480 --> 00:27:44.059 Oh, boy. Yeah, okay. Now we got to drug test 00:27:44.059 --> 00:27:45.940 you. That's it. We got to shut the show down. 00:27:48.339 --> 00:27:51.559 Arnaud, Arnaud, our comeback season. It has been. 00:27:52.420 --> 00:27:55.480 It has been a long and difficult winter for a 00:27:55.480 --> 00:27:57.339 lot of reasons for a lot of people. And let me 00:27:57.339 --> 00:27:59.500 tell you, when baseball comes back, everything 00:27:59.500 --> 00:28:02.119 just is a little bit better. The sun is shining. 00:28:02.180 --> 00:28:03.680 The sun's out a little bit later in the day. 00:28:03.740 --> 00:28:06.839 It's warm. People are outside. Baseball is alive 00:28:06.839 --> 00:28:10.240 in the streets. Enjoy opening day, everybody. 00:28:10.440 --> 00:28:12.940 You've all earned it. If you watch the show, 00:28:13.000 --> 00:28:14.680 if you're a diehard fan of baseball like Kenji 00:28:14.680 --> 00:28:17.559 and I, we're going to enjoy it. We hope you do 00:28:17.559 --> 00:28:20.119 too. Kenji, what does opening day mean to you? 00:28:20.160 --> 00:28:23.160 And send these people away. Well, this is the 00:28:23.160 --> 00:28:24.819 first year where opening year is going to really 00:28:24.819 --> 00:28:26.980 mean something special because I'm going in person, 00:28:27.079 --> 00:28:29.160 and I've never been invested in baseball this 00:28:29.160 --> 00:28:32.200 much. In real baseball, not fantasy baseball. 00:28:32.380 --> 00:28:33.920 I'm more invested in real baseball this year. 00:28:34.579 --> 00:28:38.680 And so I'm pumped. I don't even know how early 00:28:38.680 --> 00:28:41.019 to go to the game. I might just show up eight 00:28:41.019 --> 00:28:43.160 hours early. As early as you can. They'll open 00:28:43.160 --> 00:28:44.359 the gates like two or three hours. Can we just 00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:46.380 go tomorrow night and just wait overnight? What 00:28:46.380 --> 00:28:50.980 do we do? Yeah. You'll want to get there well 00:28:50.980 --> 00:28:52.559 beforehand. I'll tell you that if you're going 00:28:52.559 --> 00:28:55.099 to get there. Well, you want to be in your seat 00:28:55.099 --> 00:28:56.859 like 30 minutes before first pitch because they'll 00:28:56.859 --> 00:28:58.339 do a lot of pregame stuff. They'll introduce 00:28:58.339 --> 00:29:01.220 all the teams and like read out everybody as 00:29:01.220 --> 00:29:02.920 they like read out all the players as they get 00:29:02.920 --> 00:29:04.799 announced like the all -star game in the World 00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:06.240 Series. I'm going to watch them warm up and stuff, 00:29:06.299 --> 00:29:09.089 you know? Yeah, you should do that. Get there 00:29:09.089 --> 00:29:10.789 early enough so you can get food, too. Like, 00:29:10.789 --> 00:29:12.970 if you're hungry, if it's around game time, you 00:29:12.970 --> 00:29:14.930 want some food, get there an hour early, plan 00:29:14.930 --> 00:29:16.390 some time to get there. You want to go to the 00:29:16.390 --> 00:29:18.309 store, you're going to visit the store, maybe 00:29:18.309 --> 00:29:20.809 buy something, shirt, hat, hoodie. I'm going 00:29:20.809 --> 00:29:22.369 to spend so much money. It's going to be bad. 00:29:22.369 --> 00:29:23.950 I heard the brisket nachos is really good, but 00:29:23.950 --> 00:29:26.470 it's really expensive. Okay. Who freaking cares, 00:29:26.670 --> 00:29:28.930 bro? Who freaking cares? Who freaking cares? 00:29:29.069 --> 00:29:32.049 It's going to be a special weekend. Yeah, it's 00:29:32.049 --> 00:29:34.289 true. It's going to be. It's quite the weekend. 00:29:34.309 --> 00:29:36.940 We're so excited for baseball to be back. Thank 00:29:36.940 --> 00:29:38.200 you all for listening to the show. We're going 00:29:38.200 --> 00:29:41.200 to keep coming with content. Oh, go ahead. Should 00:29:41.200 --> 00:29:44.819 you and I record Wednesday night after the game 00:29:44.819 --> 00:29:47.440 somehow? Thursday night. After the games? I'm 00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:49.839 in. Thursday night, yeah. Just try and slip it 00:29:49.839 --> 00:29:51.980 in there. Just be like, on the first day, both 00:29:51.980 --> 00:29:54.339 games, just give a live reaction. Just the tip. 00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:59.299 Yeah, we'll slip it in there. Yep, just the tip. 00:29:59.339 --> 00:30:02.970 It's a family -friendly show. I'm sorry. We will. 00:30:03.049 --> 00:30:04.589 We'll come at you Thursday night. I'm bringing 00:30:04.589 --> 00:30:07.250 my microphone on the road. I'm going to 11 games 00:30:07.250 --> 00:30:10.130 in 11 days. Kenji is going to opening day with 00:30:10.130 --> 00:30:13.269 his boo thing. It's going to be a blast. Baseball 00:30:13.269 --> 00:30:15.490 is back, everybody. Enjoy the games. Have an 00:30:15.490 --> 00:30:18.809 amazing weekend. We'll catch you on opening night 00:30:18.809 --> 00:30:42.559 with a recap. Thank you. We'll be right back.