I'm Voice Thizer, the tiefling druid of the group.
My goal is to find a family and keep it.
My name is Rulik.
I'm an Era Kokarot barb warlock and I'm looking to extend my life.
I'm Rowan.
I'm an Asimar paladin and I'm looking to make up for past mistakes and prevent the end of
the world.
I'm Ondor.
I'm an Asimar fighter and my goal is to find my wife and to take this world-binding
chains from my neck.
Hi, I'm Dress Stix.
I'm a high elf cleric and my goal is to find out who burnt down my village.
And together, they're the Tally Ho-Hos.
We find ourselves back on the airship that we had previously taken from the whalers up
in the Aurora with the swirling lights all around and the sparkles of light in the air.
Bedol is there looking down at his handiwork at the bow of the ship and he's going to turn
to you and he's going to go, ah, I see we have completed our task here.
That is good.
The whalers have been dispatched.
They will no longer hurt these sky whales.
AO.
Okay, so.
You get a sense that Bedol is very pleased with what's been happening and that he's ready
to sort of fulfill his obligation to you guys.
Bedol, I get the sense that you're ready to fulfill your obligation.
Me, as an empath, I'm sensing that you are happy with how this turned out.
I am.
I am very happy with how this turned out, I must say.
I think that it is very good that we've killed the whalers here.
I do owe you for your help that you gave to me, so if there is something that you would
like to ask of me and it is within my power, I can grant it to the Talihovos, as you said
your group name was.
Yes.
I will pay the LLC at the end.
At the end of that, actually, we're going to try and get an LLC loan.
Right?
We're not there yet.
Yes.
I mean, on that part of it.
Hey, Vyce, you're in charge and I'm going to go to the bottom of the ship.
I'm looking for that thing we talked about.
What the fuck?
Is that allowed?
Yeah, is that allowed?
You left the idiot in charge.
That's a good question.
I'm going to walk away.
Onwards to space!
So, Rolik, you walk down onto the main deck of the ship here and you can see that there
is a large crane off above the hold and that there is a door that looks like it leads down
into the below deck part of the ship, into the hold.
Cool.
I'll head down there.
You walk over to the door, you ride a little bit, the door does appear to be locked.
Do you need help kicking it down?
I got you.
No, hold on.
I wanted to kick the door down.
I'm going to give a knock and a little bit of orange energy is going to flake from my
hand as I knock on it.
Okay.
And it should click open.
There is a soft click and the door springs open.
Perfect.
And it reveals a staircase down into the dark hold of the ship.
There doesn't appear to be any light down there.
And at the bottom of the steps you can see a wooden chair with a broken leg has been
knocked over.
Oh, okey dokey.
I guess I will continue down on.
I forget.
Am I going downstairs or no?
You're going down.
I'll continue down, yeah.
All right.
You go down the steps.
Could you please move him down the steps, please?
So you come down the steps and everything is dark.
And looking around you can see that the lamps down here have actually been extinguished.
Looking to your left there is a large stove and to your right there is what looks to be
some sort of a kettle slash space heater combination.
There are vegetables and fruits that are sort of crisscrossing the area here.
You get the sort of sense that this is a galley and that it was abandoned in quite a hurry,
by the way things are jumping around.
Oh yeah, cool.
Well I guess if there's nothing of what I would need there's no kind of containers or
anything down here, right?
Give me perception chair.
All right.
That is 23.
23?
All right.
You look around through the galley here and you go rummaging through some of the stores.
And amongst them you find two coppery jugs that upon closer inspection contain milk.
Okay.
Milk.
Are they sealed?
Do they have a picture of a lost child on them?
Mommy milkers?
Are they containers that can be resealed?
They are.
They have a fork at the top that sort of gets wired down by the hinge and so you can sort
of lever that up or both of those pops off and you can pour out the contents.
Cool.
I'm going to find a spot to dump this then.
Is there a spot in here to dump it or no?
Fuck that milk.
I mean you could dump it on the floor?
No, I'm going to go back out onto the deck and I'm just going to dump it off the side.
All right.
So he comes up out of the galley from below decks carrying two large jugs under his hand,
each one of those with a large cork on them.
As he walks over, step, step.
These are quite heavy and they're sort of sloshing around in your arms.
And he walks over to the edge of the ship and he goes, bunk, bunk, and he starts with
both arms, just starts pouring the milk off the edge of the ship.
Oh my god, is he in me?
I'm standing right next to you.
Would you like a system?
Sure.
I'll take one from you.
I'll take it and just dump it in like, fuck this milk.
Gross.
Is this just something birds do after battle?
I don't know.
Why are we dumping milk?
Because I need the container.
For what?
For things.
Don't worry about it.
I'm sorry, Mr.
He's lactating?
What?
Lactating.
Are you exactly okay?
I can see your...
I can see my birds did that.
I need the container.
What do you need the container for?
That's perfectly good milk.
You're wasting into the aurora.
Can I stick my hand underneath and then just like...
You reach your hand under and you slurp the milk up.
Yeah, that's pretty good milk.
It is actually the best milk you have ever tasted.
That's like really good milk.
Why are we dumping it?
Is that 3%?
Fuck.
I'm gonna hand it to you.
You're all like, milk is gross.
Why do you find milk sexy?
I'm totally...
So I handed Mondo the one I was pouring off the ship and I went, here, just don't tell
Rolik.
I have an empty water skin.
Please add a container of half empty milk to your inventory.
No, no, no.
I'm gonna keep...
No, half full milk.
Obviously, Rolik needs the milk.
I'm just trying to see if I have...
I don't need the milk.
No, no, no.
He needs the container.
Yes.
So I'm trying to see if I can...
You know what?
We have a bag of holding.
Greg, can you turn to an herb?
I'm not gonna dump the milk in the bag of holding.
This is not gonna happen.
I am so confused.
I'll take a couple swigs of this giant, giant jug and then I'll dump the rest.
Hey, Vice.
You're gonna brutally, brutally take a sip.
Can you turn to an animal?
Brutally, brutally taking sips of...
Multiple sips of milk.
No?
All right, I figured it out.
Never mind.
No, no, no.
Don't ask.
Next time you think of that.
Yeah, I'll take a couple swigs and then I'm gonna dump it.
All right.
Stop figuring that.
I am gonna need an athletics check from you.
These jugs are coming up to your waist.
They are quite big.
You're just sort of holding it.
I want to make sure you can hold that above your head.
Please fail.
12.
12?
I'll get that.
12.
12?
Okay.
So you lift up the jug of milk and you're holding it and sort of splashing down your
chin but you were gulping this milk down.
I'm not finishing all of it.
I'm just taking a couple sips and then just I dump the rest.
Okay, I'm satisfied.
You feel reinvigorated and very, very full.
That's some really good milk.
Well, now that you're dumping that, I'm kind of just like, is there, would you say that
there's a railing around the ship?
There is a railing around the edge of the ship, yes.
I'm just hanging like my arms are on the railing.
I'm kind of just looking out.
Because we're still in the Aurora, right?
You are still in the Aurora.
Yes, yeah.
I'm just hanging and looking out.
I'm gonna stand next to you just with my back against the railing with my arms crossed
over my chest.
Because you're cool.
Yeah, I'm cool like that.
All right, now that I'm dumping this milk out, are you gonna tell us what you need this
for?
Nope.
That's why I wrote Roll of Thorns and Shady Shit on the top part of the notes.
All right, all right.
I respect that.
I mean, I get that we're new, but you know.
He's not even telling us and we're not new.
I can respect it.
He probably told me and I forgot.
No.
Oh.
Mr. Vice, he did not tell you at all.
I was standing right here.
Oh, oops.
Oops.
I must say, I do not control the wasting of food like this.
I hope you have a good explanation for this.
I do.
Me too, because this is really good milk.
That's enough for me.
All right, I'm assuming are we done?
Are they empty?
Is this whole milk supply?
I don't know.
I'm assuming are we done?
Are they empty?
jug.
Is this whole milk saga over now?
All right.
All right, I hand you the jug.
I'm trying to figure it out.
Thank you.
It's been like 20 minutes of milk.
No problem.
Yeah.
I'm going to go and explore the rest of the ship.
Would you like to put those containers in the bag of holding their Verican?
No, I need them right now.
Oh, okay.
What do you need them for?
I'm going to go explore somewhere.
I don't know.
Is the whole container, is it big enough to get Verican in there or no?
It is not.
It's about the width of your wrist.
I was going to purify the inside, but never mind.
You can sort of stick your hand in there.
All right.
What are the rest of you guys doing as Mondor starts the descent of the steps?
I'm staying right where I am, looking out.
Then we're going to follow Mondor.
Mondor, you head down the steps.
I'm heading down the steps.
And back into that darkened galley.
Yep.
You see the exact same things that we looked at before.
Cool.
What else is there?
What else?
There is a stove on the left-hand side of you.
There is a heater and kettle to your right.
Vegetables crisscross the ceiling.
And as you turn around on the same wall the steps came down, there is a door on either
side of the steps.
They are both closed.
Wow.
I'm going to go to the door on the right.
The door on the right.
You push it open.
And you peer out into the hold of the ship.
You can see there are barrels strewn all across it.
Many are tied down.
Some have come loose during the fighting above.
There's also a large number of boxes and crates.
And many, many tarps.
And a large collection of cutlery.
And from this you start to look around and you get the impression that there's a lot
of stuff here that would be used to make a slaughtering camp.
Possibly if they managed to take down a whale.
My mind went completely other places.
So did mine.
Mine went more human than whale.
Alright.
Well, I'm not going to tell Jackful about that because he'll just get angry.
Can I just kind of look through the crates and barrels and stuff to see what I can find
anything of use?
Sure.
Go rummaging.
Give me a perception check.
13.
13?
What?
You go rummaging through those crates and amongst them you find a whole crate just
filled to the brim with carrots.
And you open up another one and there's a whole crate filled up with tomato.
And another one with potatoes.
And a third full of rope.
A what?
Rope.
Okay.
I want to take a rope.
Take a rope.
So you start pulling the rope out and it's coming.
It's piling up behind you.
You're still pulling.
I can still see you moving your arms.
You're still pulling up the rope.
20, 40, 50 feet, 70 feet, 80 feet.
You're still pulling the rope.
It's the longest rope I've ever found.
You're still pulling the rope.
80 feet, 100 feet.
I'm going.
125.
I want this rope because now it's freaking long as shit.
150 feet.
Jesus Christ.
When you reach 200 feet, the rope stops.
This is going to be heavy.
I'm going to attempt to pick it up.
Okay.
It is very heavy.
I'm going to need a strength check.
It's an attempt.
Good thing it wasn't me who tried to do that.
18.
18?
You're legs spread wide apart and veins on your neck bulging out.
You go, ah!
You managed to lift the rope up.
You are now holding it against your chest.
Use those birthing hips that you worked so hard for.
He's a man!
He was out last week.
Why?
I was sad.
You're sad.
I saw as I'm sitting there holding this rope.
Is the crate empty?
The crate is now empty, yes.
This crate held 200 feet.
Put it back in the crate, please.
Fucking please.
I realize that this room is not worth it.
Oh my God!
I realize it's not worth it.
You dumped the hairy, thick rope for the shit.
Why did you describe this as hairy?
Because that's what it is.
I'm just full of freaking shit.
No, what?
I'm full with all the hair.
It's coming out.
I'm going to put it in the bag of holding.
I'm going to wipe myself off because now I'm covered in rope hair.
You sort of dust yourself off in a small cloud of forms around you as you wipe off all of
the rope hair.
You're like Pigpen from the...
I just kind of sit there for a minute and just kind of go...
Is this something I would know off the top of my head?
Does stuff spoil inside of the bag of holding?
Yes, stuff does spoil in the bag of holding.
You need a bag of holding.
Fresh fruits and fresh vegetables is not a good idea for us to take with us, unless we're
going to eat it in a timely manner.
And that's all I found in any of the barrels and crates and stuff.
That's what you found looking for, I guess.
Okay.
You do see across from the end of the hold, you can see the grate that's covering most
of the hold here.
You can see the crane, you can see your friends up there that are looking down at you.
Give them a little wave.
Hi.
There's fresh vegetables down here if anyone wants them.
And food.
There are potatoes.
Can you toss me up a potato?
Sure, I'll toss him up a potato.
You toss him a potato.
Cool.
You can catch a potato.
You can catch a potato if you're cooking a potato.
Just making a hot potato.
Genius.
It's a whole raw potato to take yourself out of the...
Genius.
Okay.
So what else?
So on the far wall of the hold, underneath where the crane section is, you do see that
there's another closed door.
What is that closed door?
I feel like that...
You go to that closed door?
All right.
You go over to that closed door and you give it a little knock, knock, and give it a push.
You push it and you go, bam!
You run and the door is locked.
It's about time to shine.
I'm going to kick it.
Jesus Christ.
You kick the door?
Uh-huh.
I wanted to kick the door earlier, but Rulik had to use his magic shit.
So I know you're already doing your action.
I'm not going to stop you.
You didn't try to open the doorknob, right?
Was there a doorknob?
Yeah, you just pushed it.
I don't know.
You just pushed.
I don't think you explored your office.
No, I did not.
It's 22.
22?
That's funny.
Roll me your improvised kick, please.
You got me worried there for a second.
What was that?
It's going to be a D4.
D4?
Okay.
What's your strength mod?
Okay.
Seven.
So you go up to this door and you push it against you like, ah, fuck this, and you run
up and kick it?
I'm going to kick it like Fireman style.
Okay, so one leg, just stamp, bam!
Okay, you kick it and the door goes on its hinges and you go stumbling back.
Okay.
You push the door, hold solid.
It's a heavy, open door.
Do you need me to come down there and unlock the door?
I'm going to try two kicks now.
Maybe.
Have you tried the doorknob?
Maybe.
I will try the doorknob though.
Okay.
Can you grab the doorknob?
I'll try to turn the doorknob.
All right, the doorknob does turn.
I'm going to push the door?
You push the door and it doesn't go anywhere.
Pull the door.
The door opens.
That's also why kicking it didn't work because it hurts the switch.
I heard a lot of noise.
Are you okay down there?
Don't worry about it.
I'm okay.