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and welcome everybody to another exciting. Well, actually not just another exciting episode

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like any other just episode. This is our season three finale of fried rice podcast. I'm your

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host Andy Rice with me. Oh, this is fried rice podcast. Let's get fried. I don't know

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what you guys are saying. You might want to go here first while he coughs his lungs up.

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Well, killed me to start the season finale. He switched from trying to kill Mike trying

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to kill me now. Yeah. Well, I season four special. Yeah. The death of Brennan. That's

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our turn. Right. It's a turn. The turn is because it's less punching down. I feel because

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Brennan's got his whole life ahead of him. You're like one heart attack away from us

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from a lot of these episodes becoming very funny in an ironic way for like a very specific

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group of audience who goes like, oh, shit, this guy dies at one point. Let's listen to

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all the times Andy talks about him dying before he actually does. Anyway, sorry. With me as

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always is the guy who I'm now trying to kill by coughing alone is our boy Brennan.

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Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't

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shiply up to Boston. Hello, everybody. With me as always is Mike, who again, you're listening

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to this in the future and he's no longer with us. Ha ha. I guess you're so fucking sadistic.

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Whoever you are. Michael Larson, everybody. Hey, everybody. Hopefully we're on like season

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30 by them. Yeah. Season. Well, the way we do our seasons. We're going to be on season

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30. That might be next year. Four years from now.

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Damn it, Brennan really wants you gone. I've just been vague with it. I forgot what season

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we're on. Yeah. And again, this is our season three finale. This is going to be the last

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one hopefully that is just recorded and just audio. We're going to do some fun stuff starting

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with our next season, which is going to open with the first user submitted movie, which

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we'll get to at the end of this at the end of this episode. So let's jump into it. Yeah.

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Right. It's wrecked. It's good. It's good. The rest of that bong looks for you. OK, I

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just well, then this brings us perfectly naturally into our segment. What are we smoking? Cue

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music. I don't know. I don't have music. I'll just write it down anyway. So I was surprised

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you did edit that one episode at the end that the Christmas Chronicles. I did. Surprise.

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Yeah. Did we keep it PG? Did you listen to it again? Was it like not why skip to the

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end because I wanted to hear if you did. Yeah, it might have been worth nothing. There could

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have been a moment in the in that episode where we're talking about porn again and then

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like I don't know before the episode. Yeah, I don't think we were. I think like at least

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one of our we were actually commenting on how it was one of our cleanest episodes until

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the end. Well, until beep boop. Yeah. So Brennan's dying. I guess I'll talk about what is killing

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him. And it's this ounce I picked up, you know, it's called iced jokers. I got it from

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Marvin's Mary J. It was on sale. I guess she was having, you know, one of Cheryl was having

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one of her. Cool deals that she does. She's like really cool about it. Testing at 40 percent,

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40.7. We were looking at it while you were out when you were out the kitchen. We were

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looking at it. It's like I flipped it upside down and just watched the snow fall down.

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Yeah. Yeah, it's cool. It's got like it's infused and it's pretty strong. It's great.

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And I love it. And with it, I got a couple of disposables, which I mean, there's a reason

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they were free and then and then but then I guess like four edibles. So it was like a

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good it was like a package deal because Cheryl, she's out of her mind when it comes to these

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deals, which is great, like good for us as consumers. I don't know how she makes money,

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but yeah, well, I mean, I know how she runs a weed store. So she's sure it's all money

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over, you know, but but but she's insane. She gives away cars now once a month, like

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on her red ticket event. She's like, yeah, or not maybe not once a month, but two months

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in a row, she's just giving away cars. You show up and it's crazy. And then she'll just

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you go to her Facebook Live and she's just like, all right, what do we got? She just

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walks around her store. She'll pick something up. She's like, all right, edibles. Fuck it.

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Three dollars. They're all three dollars. Everything in the fucking stores. Three dollars.

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Let's go. Ounces. They're usually 300 bucks. Hundred bucks today. Let's go. And then she

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just yeah. Oh, and then you want an ounce. Fine. Here's some edibles. Here's some some

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disposables. Like nowadays, like crazy Eddie or, you know, the crazy. You're killing me,

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Larry. Yeah, that's exactly what it is, which we love you, Cheryl. I mean, you're killing

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me, Cheryl. You're killing me, Cheryl. Yeah. So Marvin Mary Jays Needles, California, if

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you ever, you know, visiting the Tri-State area and you want some weed, you know, visit

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or raise right on that 40 if you're even passing through a lot. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Literally,

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if you're coming from California to go to the river for the weekend, hit hit the Laughlin

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scene, which is an awesome thing to do if you haven't done it. This is a cool area to

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visit on the weekend for sure. Buy your weed before you get to Laughlin. Laughlin weed,

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Nevada made is pricey. It is open 24 7. So you can get some late night. There's been many

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times I've been out and like, oh, do I really want to go over there? Maybe for some edibles.

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Yeah. Yeah. We've all done it. We've all at the end of our shift driven in Nevada, maybe

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because it's the 24 hour spot. Yeah, it's 15 minutes. It's a little closer than needles.

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I'll get in and out over there. That was the worst part of Covid is we used to they used

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to all even in needles, they were open till midnight. Yeah. But since Covid they close

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at 10 and we always get off too late. I used to go after work all the time to needle. Yeah,

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I want Walmart to go back to 24 hours. It's killing. Yeah, that sucks. I've missed my

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2 a.m. shopping with no one else. There's nobody else there. That's the best. Yeah.

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I went last night after work. But who goes grocery shopping? Well, I didn't go grocery

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shopping. I went for a couple of things, but there was no one in the store. It was fucking

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awesome. I was like, yes. 30 to Target. There's nobody there. Man, OK, I can actually look

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around and be like, fuck, what am I looking for? Walmart closes at 11. Yeah. If you go

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at 1030, it's still packed. Yeah, it's still packed. But they do not mess around. They're

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on that thing every five minutes. We're closed in five minutes. If you're not past the line,

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they don't want you in line. You better be checked out, paid for. We're closing at 11,

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guys. Our machines will shut down. I haven't tested either. They swear they shut down

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at 11. I don't know who. I'm going to talk to one of my Walmart buddies because I made

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a few Walmart buddies now. I love I love the crew there at the specific Walmart, the Bullhead

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Walmart. They're so cool. Like all of them are dope. Yeah. And I made a couple of friends

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and I'll ask her. She's the one that does the announcements. I have the inside track.

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I know the chick that says because she I always give her I always give her shit for it because

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when I walk over, I'm like, well, according to my phone, she's I don't want to hear it

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Domino's because I'm always in my uniform. That's how we because I'm a working class

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man is this how I make friends with these working class people as well because we all

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just we're all in uniform and they are part of the crew at that point. I show up to drive

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throughs or whatever. If you if they see the domino's hat, it's immediately a change in

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demeanor where they're like, you want some fucking ranches? I got you, bro. Taco Bell

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medium always becomes a large if you're in your Taco Bell. If you're in your Domino's

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hat, go to Taco Bell drive thru. They always give you a large instead of a medium. Damn,

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they haven't hooked me up. Taco Bell has fucked me. I order up every single time I've gone.

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I've stopped. You have a personal problem with Taco Bell with this with this Taco Bell.

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No, not every look. I'm a big Taco Bell guy. I'm a huge and you know how much I want to

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experience that new thing they're doing right now, which is throwback menu in seventies

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and eighties and nineties menu. Are you kidding me? I want all of it. But I'm sure if I go

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in there and order a 90s quesadilla, they're going to give me like a 60s fucking lettuce

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wrap and I'm just. No, no, no. What's the deal? Taco for you. Yeah. Only only the deal

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with Del Taco is they get it right and you get it wrong. Yeah. The column and yellow.

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OK, wow. And first off, see, I have problems with our Del Taco, too. But OK, but it's

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cold nasty food that I hate or or you'll get a chicken soft taco with like two pieces of

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chicken, a shit ton of cheese and like a shrivel of lettuce and then a huge dollop of the sauce.

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I'm like, I think that's one of my my inventions I want to do because I have that problem with

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all the fast food places. Yeah. You can't. I don't know what it is about their bags.

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They must keep them in the freezer. Yeah. Because by the time you get home, which is

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three minutes away, your food's ice cold and you're like, but if you eat it there, it's

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hot. I don't get it. There hasn't been a moment where I a time that I've gone to Del Taco

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or I haven't just immediately tossed the fries into my air fryer for five minutes. I mean,

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it changes. I mean, it makes them perfect. Yeah, it makes them absolutely perfect. Bro,

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air fryer. That's what I need to do. Last night, I made crescent rolls, Pillsbury Crescent

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rolls in the air fryer ready. It says on the package. I put them on there. Three hundred

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degrees, eight minutes or six minutes. You flip them over for four minutes. They came

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out perfect. Crispy, delicious. I made my twice baked horseradish potatoes last night.

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Oh, you mother fucker. Look, mother fucker. Look, I was knowing we were coming over today.

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I have I have one left. If you guys, you can't have it. If you like to try it. No, I'm OK.

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The problem is, is that I don't think these ones came out as good. I think the horseradish

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I used wasn't the right kind. Creamier. Yeah, I was looking for the I like the ground, the

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like the actual fresh horseradish. It's it's it's a different vibe. This one was a creamy,

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but the extra hot is what sold me. I always like a little kick. So the flavor was there,

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but it's just the texture. I wanted that horseradish texture. So it wasn't perfect. Also, I think

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that I broiled instead of baked the second time because every time you after you scoop

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all the mushed potatoes back into the potato skins and you put it back in the oven, it

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always says eight to 10 minutes every single time I've ever done that on the same temperature

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that I've kept it where I was cooking the potatoes in the first place. I just keep the

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oven on and I put them in 10 minutes does nothing. It just keeps the potatoes looking

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white. And then by the time I wait 30 minutes, nothing happens. It just doesn't get golden

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brown. So this time I'm thinking I saw the word broil on one of the things I'm like,

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all right, I'll turn the broiler on after baking the potato. And I did that. And then

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I put them in there. And then they just fucking burnt all the top of the crisp. So the top

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got really burnt and crispy. And then but it was almost perfect. So if I find the middle

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ground of what I what I think I did is I put them too high up to the rack. I did what I

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normally do for Clearman's cheese spread. What I should have done is knocked it down

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one rack and had the broiler going. And I think I would have perfected it. So I'll tell

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you the way to do it the way you used to do them in the regular oven. Okay, and spend

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15 bucks and get you a little flame. A little torch, a little torch. I've tried torching

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torch the top. Yeah, it's not the same. It doesn't it's still kind of burns it a little

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bit. Trust me. I think I'm going to it's I've tried these now probably a dozen times in

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my life. They always taste pretty good. But I mean, when you torch it, you don't want

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like the flame on it. Look, I know. You don't think I've toasted marshmallows with a flame

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thrower. Little things for a flame thrower. You know what I mean? Like like with the with

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the torch with the blowtorch. I want to see you do that. That would be kind of cool. Let's

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get that Kickstarter going. Buy me. Get me one of the get me a used Elon Musk flame thrower.

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And then we'll just cook different stuff with it. And then coat me in marshmallow and have

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somebody flame throw. Oh, God. Flamethrower me. So kill you. Bad idea. Have someone kill

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you with a flamethrower. What are you smoking? Yeah. I don't know. Cover you in fluff. You

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haven't even hit it yet. I think I think. No, no, no. I think that there's I think that

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if you cover me in enough, if you cover something in enough. No, it becomes marshmallow. It

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becomes mold. It's you know, it's marshmallow. But you can't tell you what you can do because

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I've done. I just want to be better covered in batter. You've done this. You said, hold

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on. Here's something you can do because I've done this. No, I have done this when I was

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in high school. I worked at KFC. OK, we stick our hands down in the batter and the oil.

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Pull it up and go right in the fryer. Yeah. And then just just leave it there for maybe

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10 seconds. Well, you got like a corn dog arm. It doesn't hurt you at all. All right.

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You dream unlocked. No, no one. Now, no one try this at home because we didn't. We were

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like, I can't tell you. Let's cover me in batter versus other batter. Let's make an

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Andy Corn Dog. KFC batter back then. You could do it. I'm not speaking for today. This is

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40 years ago. Yeah, I don't know anything. So don't try this at home. Now it's all liquidy

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and doesn't stick. There's like one dude who 40 years ago was telling everybody he knew

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is like, I swear to God, I saw one of those people in that fucking KFC stick his arm in

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the batter and put it in the fryer. That's why I never eat at KFC again in my life. It's

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like, no, that never fucking happened. No, it definitely happened. It was. Yeah. So we're

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smoking that bread and brought some joints. What are we smoking? It's turning into what

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do we eat? Yeah, exactly. Hungry. I brought pre-rolled grizzly peak. I got it from THC.

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Big Steve O.G. is the strain. Those are pretty good. I got Snoop O.G. by I want to say it's

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Cali Buds. It's been pretty good. Does it have a picture of Snoop? It has a picture,

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kind of an AI picture of Snoop with two bags of weed in the joint. So it's his brand. That's

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what I was saying. Yeah. Well, I don't know if I don't think it's his brand. It's Cali

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Buds. You don't think he's going to sue the hell out of them? It's his strain. He's got

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a strain named after him. So, yeah. So interesting. So if it's a strain and you buy Snoop O.G.,

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you have to call it Snoop O.G. Yeah. Right. So like if he sells Snoop O.G., it's not,

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it doesn't maybe have to necessarily go through his own company. I think when you put his

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picture on that thing, I think you better give him some damn money. Well, I think that's

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why it's an AI generated. You could just put knockoff picture. Like black dude with this

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specific hairstyle and then holding up two bags of weed and then just this is the name

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of the weed. Just like they had a, what was it? Obama O.G. was one of them. Right. Like

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you could do an AI Obama. I don't think, and I feel like it's okay. Right. Because it's

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just the name of the strain was different a little bit, but also the snoops, the celebrity

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we could literally make a strand of weed and call it Christian Bale O.G. Well, if you can

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do that, that means I can make a breakfast cereal and call it whoever I want to. But

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it needs different because it's a, like a plant strain or whatever. Like that's, they

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haven't set the regulations. Yeah, it's in the roads. Oats aren't plants. No, but I don't,

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I feel like there aren't, no, but I feel like there aren't regulations. That's what I'm

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saying. It's because the FDA is not a part of it. I don't know. But it's not the FDA

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that would do that. That would be you suing for, you know, using your, yeah. That's not,

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that's not really, I understand, legality wise. But look at Skywalker O.G. It's one

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of the most popular brands of all time. You don't think George Lucas makes money on that,

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no. But Skywalker is a hundred percent his invention. They're naming it after Luke Skywalker,

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a character that he made. And they just, and, but, and you're saying. If they put a picture

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of Luke Skywalker on there, it becomes an issue. Sure. But how many fucking Skywalker

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things is there like a lightsaber or something that looks like a lightsaber or whatever?

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Because Skywalker is just like a name. It's not a. But people use direct Star Wars, like

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not direct, but. But you're using an example kind of like Kleenex and you can, it's like

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Kleenex has already lost that suit because it became part of the lexicon. So anything

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that becomes part of the lexicon, you can use. OK, but. Like for example Kleenex, you can,

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you know, you can just say, get me Kleenex. It doesn't mean you're calling out the brand.

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Well, technically. I guess, yeah. But that, but when I say Kleenex, I specifically mean Kleenex

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because otherwise I'd say hand me a picture. Because I know that there's a difference.

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Well, isn't that special? It's been one of those. It's been one of those issues.

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It's been one of those. I've got you say tissue tissue tissue or napkins. Yeah. Yeah.

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Because it's one of those things that people have talked about for so long. It's like Kleenex is

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the brand name and tissue is what it is. Or Coke or Q-tip. It's kind of lost its its brand.

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You lose your brand identity if it becomes a well, like Q-tip. Yeah. Q-tips. Yeah. Off-brand

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Q-tips. But Coke, I feel like Pepsi and RC, there's so many other contenders to Coke that Coke,

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but then also I want to go get a Coke might not necessarily mean Coke. Coca-Cola. Soda. Soda.

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But that's also, I think, just this side of the country. True. Because other people call it pop

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or soda in other parts of the country. Yeah. Midwest is pop. South is Coke. Yeah. South is Coke for any drink.

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I'm sure someone says soda. You know, some sort of, some sort of accent. Well, my wife was watching

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some reality TLC show of some sort and it was like these people in Utah. Like, I don't know if they're,

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if it's like a Mormon thing or what, I don't know what. It's like a Mormon dating show or some,

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some dating show. And she was, you know, I kind of caught a part of it and like their main thing

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they like to do instead of going to coffee shops, go to soda shops. They have giant soda shops. Yeah.

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And they're like, oh, this is my soda order. They do two pumps of this, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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So it's like they treat like Starbucks, but it's not Starbucks. It's soda shops. And I'm like,

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what the fuck? Like that's, I like soda. I love soda, but like I just drink Coke or whatever is

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available. Yeah. They have things called dirty sodas and different, different names for sodas.

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I would go check it out. I would check it out. Yeah. It's cool. Yeah. It sounds like fun. I wish we had one,

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but I don't know if I'd be there every day. Like I don't go to Dutch Bros every day. Right. Like I

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make coffee at home. Like, wait, but I thought Mormons weren't allowed to have caffeine, but

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they're non-caffeinated. No, they're allowed caffeine. They're only not allowed either coffee

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or tea or whatever. Coffee or tea. Certain stimulants. It's not because of the stimulants.

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It has some, it's some weird thing. I don't know what it is because they're, because they actually

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own like Pepsi. So, okay. So if you support Pepsi, you're supporting the Mormon, you're the Latter-day

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Saints. So, okay. Cool. It's all companies. It's not, yeah. Yeah. But also they go hard on soda.

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Apparently. That sounds fun. Yeah. Yeah. They're the, they're the coolest cult. That's what I would say.

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The coolest cult. Okay, Mike, don't alienate an entire religion. That's not, I'm saying I like them. I love them.

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If I was going to be religious, that's the religion I would choose. They're all cool.

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Yeah. They're nice, friendly people. Yeah. They're friendly. They help their, they help people.

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They're not, they're, they're actually charitable. They do all the right stuff. Yeah. So I know that

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here's one of those things. So is this considered racism now? No, no, no. Hear me out before you say

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anything. And I'm not even trying to call you out. It's just, well, but there's enough now

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that they, there's like something called like the Mormon face. So there absolutely is enough genetic

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gene pool there to like almost create another race. If you're thinking of like, I don't know,

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this is probably tricky, but it's like, if our Jewish people, another race of people of like,

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are they their own race or is it just religion? You could also maybe apply that to Mormons.

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Christianity is too big of a blanket. So that's just like its own thing. But by saying all these

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things, Mormons are so nice. They're so friendly. They're so charitable are all very nice things

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to say about people, but so, but so is Asian people are so good at math. Black people are so

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good at sports. Yeah. It's stereotypes. That's what I'm saying. No, no, no. Their stereotypes

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are just good stereotypes. But no, well, there's good and there's bad stereotypes. But the thing

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is every, every pocket of, but it's, but I, I mean, I agree that it's not good to generalize.

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Exactly. So that's what I'm saying. Is this a form, like even right now saying Mormon people

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are so kind and so, and so nice or whatever generalization, it feels like a nice racist remark.

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It depends on how sensitive you are. No, well, I'm sure I'm not trying to be sensitive. That

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might be a little overly sensitive. You're saying, Oh, I like this group. I'm not offended. I'm just,

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I'm just try to think of this as like, it could be considered offensive because like, I'm sure

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Asian people don't like hearing how good they are or how good I'm sure most Asian people don't want

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to hear all the time. You're so, aren't you supposed to be good at math? Like if you met a Mormon person

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who, like a real everyday Mormon person just living their fucking life and they weren't living up to

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your expectations of being as polite and kind as you anticipate them to be because of the, the stuff

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you might say something like, well, aren't you Mormon? Aren't you supposed to be nice or whatever?

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Or a rude Canadian. I think in usage that would be kind of rude. Yeah. Or what'd you say? A rude Canadian.

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Yeah. So you're saying that us saying Canadians are nice is racist. Well, it's stereotyping. It is.

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I'm sure Canadians hate- In the same way. Yeah. I'm sure Canadians hate watching us white, hate seeing

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every lame attempt at going like, oh, eh, oh, I'll hold the door open for you. Eh, even I make fucking

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stupid jokes about polite Canadians in my standup. Like it's, it's so hack. It's like a hack thing.

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Like I'm sure most Canadians think of other Canadians just like we think of other people as

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fucking assholes. I know you, you live in Montreal. I've seen South Park. Yeah, sure. Well, that's,

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that's their Canada episodes are great. I'm not your buddy guy. Yeah. I like when they go to Canada

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for their Wizard of Oz episode. Yeah. No, but I think just like regular human society, if I lived

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in Montreal, I would probably dislike 80% of the people. Just like I dislike 80% of most people here.

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And it's not, when I say dislike, it's like not wanting to get to know, not, not like I just dislike.

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Not actively dislike. But it's just- What I can say from the Canadian people that I have met

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and have gotten to know is they've all told me that most Canadians hate French Canadians

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and French Canadians hate all other Canadians. Yeah. So there's, there's, yeah, there's, there's that.

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Sure seems like a polite society to me with apartheid. Yeah. Yeah. They say the French

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Canadians are rude. That's why they don't like them. They don't like them because they're rude.

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That's right. Because they're rude. Yeah, exactly. What a fucking generalization. Canadians are polite.

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Just like- But, but I'll tell you something else. That's like Germans. Yeah. People say the same

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stuff about Germans. They say they're rude, but it has more to do with their language and the inflections

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than it does- It sounds intense.... actually what they say. Wait, but I don't think people say

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Germans are rude because- Oh, no. I think- No, they do. No, no, no. I think post 1980s, 1990s,

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Germany has, since World War II, after World War II, when they finally got their, when they finally

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got a government that was like acknowledged the fact that they fucked up in World War II,

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and they started moving forward from that, it's changed. Like when I went to Berlin in different

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parts of Germany, it's one of the most, if I'm going to generalize, like they seemed like a very

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nice and friendly and open like people, which- Bastard. Yeah. It is. No, no, no. See how weird

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your whole point is, though. It's kind of weird. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's different to say,

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I think, when I visited somewhere, everyone was friendly and nice to me. As opposed to-

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All the Mormons I've met are nice. Yeah. Well, you just said more, I think you said Mormons in

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general are nice. Because I've generalized my experience. Yeah. I agree with you. Mormons

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generally are nice and they're friendly from all the ones I've met as well. But- They always try

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to invite you to their church and- Yeah. Yeah. But also it's, they give me like homeschool vibes.

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Yes. You know, like someone who's been homeschooled- See, now that's racist. Yeah. Yeah.

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That's a little- Oh, wait. Sorry, sorry. Yeah, wait a minute. Here's the thing. I never said-

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I never said- I said all these nice things and I'm the racist one. He's over here.

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Just because I can acknowledge it doesn't mean I don't behave in the same behavior. I'm just aware

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of it, I guess, is also the- Yeah. Imagine the hell I'm living in in my head where I-

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Your day-to-day life wakes up, looks in the mirror. I'm a monster. I'm a monster, yet there's nothing

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I can do about it. Because you're absolutely right. I think Mormons, most Mormons, besides my buddy

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Joseph, who he broke away and had a really cool, like he followed the Grateful Dead for a year.

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Almost like a rumspringer. He had a rumspringer. Yeah. And his rumspringer was awesome. And that's

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when we really got to hang out and do some cool shit. But what was great about that, and maybe

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I shouldn't have said his name. Anyway, Joseph, the most popular name of all of Mormonism, so it's fine.

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He was, he did like a year and a half, maybe two years. He like hooked up with a chick. It was

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awesome. Like he had a great time. He did shrooms all the time. He was just living life. We hang out.

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We were at, we're doing, I think we're just smoking weed. Maybe we did some shrooms or whatever. But then

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we start listening to, who are those two guys? Hello Darkness, my old friend. Simon and Garfunkel.

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We listened to that album. And that song's great. But then it gets really religious. It's really

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like, Lord, I fucked up. Like, you know, whatever. Oh, with the head full of mushrooms. Oh God. So he

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was sitting there and he just starts crying. And I'm like, what's going on? He's like, I messed up,

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man. And the next day back to the church. So he's back with it. I don't know what happened from then,

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but we just lost our Mormon fan base. Maybe. I stood up for you in the beginning. I don't think we had any.

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Yeah, I don't think we did either. Why would you listen to this? And that was our, what are we smoking?

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What are we smoking? Slash political views. Slash everything. So yeah, fuck it. Last year,

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if you listened to our episode, it was our season one finale. I think it was season one. I don't know.

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I think season one finale was diehard. And then we didn't do anything for season two finale.

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Fuck you. And then now it's our season three finale. So with tradition,

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it's our new tradition. We're going to continue this. We say, as we always continue everything we

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say we're going to do, we're going to continue on through all of the diehards, right? Well, on a season finale.

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Yeah, if we make it to season 30, Mike's death five years from now, well, but yeah, no, we're going to,

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we're going to continue to review the diehards as we move forward. But today it's diehard two, dieharder.

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Is that, did it say it in the credits? It did not say it in the credits, but it is on the bottom of the box.

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Yeah. Dieharder. Yeah. So I don't know if they added that later. Yeah. Tagline. Yeah. So it's just diehard two with the tagline dieharder.

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Great. I didn't know it took place in Washington, D.C. Yeah. That's cool.

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I immediately was like, oh, it's the airport one. I remember now because it's probably the one I watched the least

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because really it's one of the better ones. Yeah. Well, my favorite is three. Of course. This is my second favorite.

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But I like one a lot. I like one a lot too. And I like three. And then these are tough. It's one of the only branches you can think of

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where you go, everybody kind of is like, which one's best? Back to the future is a great sign. You know, that's that means

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they're all really good. I'd say this and Back to the Future are the two that are like that for me. It's like, it just depends on my mood.

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Well, until you get to like some of the later ones. Yeah. After the first three. Then after that, it's kind of I mean, the first one, what is it?

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Live? No. What was the first one? Fourth one was was live free, diehard and a good day to diehard. I think live free and diehard was the one that was OK.

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But then a good day to diehard was terrible. What his son changes, I know, like actors, right? Like it goes from whoever was hot at the time to whoever was hot at the time.

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Yeah, as the as the guy because I think just was just along his son or was he just someone he was just a house, his daughter's boyfriend or something.

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Yeah, something like that. Yeah. But did he have a son in that, though?

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I don't remember. I guess that was the last thing I'd find out in two years. Yeah.

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So I love when cops hold each other accountable. I love that. So when John parks in front of the airport, he gets a ticket.

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And I love that. I watch videos of that exclusively on YouTube of like, cop gets arrested by other cop because I'm just like, yeah, hold each other accountable if they break the law.

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Yeah, it should have been more. Yeah. I mean, honestly, if you're breaking the law, yeah, they should be held to the same, you know, standards as everyone else.

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A lot of Christmas music playing for this Christmas movie. Oh, yeah, right away. It's Christmas. It came out on July 4th.

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Yeah, it did come out in July 4th. It came out on July 4th. It's hilarious. The trailer came out at Christmas.

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Yeah. But yeah, I could it is kind of like a America movie, though. It's like fight terrorists, you know, like.

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So I get the July 4th vibe, but it is a Christmas movie. It definitely is right away. First five minutes.

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You're like, yeah, it's Christmas. You got some fucking Christmas music playing Christmas decorations.

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Everybody's traveling for Christmas. It's got it's more planes, trains and automobiles vibe, but more Christmas than Thanksgiving.

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It's like a planes, trains and automobile had a sequel. It would be die hard to.

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So if I oh, if I looked like that dude, I would do naked yoga every day of my life.

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What an interesting choice to start this movie. I thought for the longest time that that was the.

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Ready in the morning. It is that the only scene that made this rated R because there's no language in the.

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They say fuck so many times. Do you think if this came out today, it would be rated R? Yeah.

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Yeah, the fucks. Yeah. You're only allowed one fuck and a PG 13. Oh, is that right? Yeah.

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One or two. One. I don't know. Maybe they've increased it to two, but you're allowed one fuck and a PG 13.

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That's it. And then I think you're a brief nudity, I think, at PG 13. Maybe some titties.

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So I think that would have been this would have been OK. Yeah, it was just kind of a little butt cheeks.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was I don't think that really would have they rated to that would have been PG 13.

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Whatever. But yeah, he ripped dude and he's just do naked.

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I thought that was the opening to Apocalypse Now. And I don't there's another there's a scene in Apocalypse Now like that in the beginning.

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But it's not the open. It's I guess it's like during the opening monologue where he's like talking about what he's doing and he's drunk in his room.

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He has pants on, I think. And at one point he ends up naked.

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Yeah. But at the point when he's naked, he's like in the corner.

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It's after he's like punched a mirror and he's bleeding and like, yeah, he's all fucked up.

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OK. But in my mind, I've always mixed those two up. Yeah.

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That one's got the the Caterpillar 60s song, the White Rabbit.

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Oh, Jefferson Airplane. There you go. Yeah. It's got that song.

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Wait, no, no, that's that's cream. Yeah.

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For all that scene, I did not find this villain. That menacing.

356
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Menace, which it makes it even more menacing if you think about it, because here's the thing.

357
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:29,840
He's it's real easy to point at a Hans Gruber or or his brother or his brother.

358
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:34,200
The third one, which I think they realized the mistake that they made where it's like we needed a

359
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:38,520
we needed a Hans Gruber, which we didn't get.

360
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:42,200
But I think it's actually a little scarier because.

361
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:46,840
If you look at all the movies, probably even the later ones,

362
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,880
this one has the highest kill count of civilians,

363
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:55,160
like at least 230 people die in that airplane, which is tragic. Right.

364
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:59,600
And I think and you see like John McClane react to that in a fucking tragic way.

365
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,800
He's shell shocked from it for like a decent little part of the movie.

366
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,240
Like, that's serious.

367
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:09,400
And that's because there was a guy that's not fucking around.

368
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:13,000
He he's doing his job perfectly. More military.

369
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,800
He doesn't want more doing his job.

370
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,960
He doesn't care about John McClane other than he's a nuisance,

371
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,880
other than he's getting in his way. Right.

372
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,880
It's like he doesn't need to have a cat mouse. Yeah, it's not personal.

373
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,360
He's not robbing anything.

374
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,320
He's doing this for a military, for a personal agenda.

375
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,600
And that was also the first one to Hans Gruber had that kind of same mentality.

376
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,640
Like he wasn't it wasn't a vendetta against John McClane.

377
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,640
No, he respected. He ended up respecting John at the end. Yeah.

378
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,040
But they had a back and forth. Yes.

379
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,040
This one we did. They had a talk once.

380
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,680
And that's that's about it.

381
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:44,680
And then a fight at the end.

382
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,720
But that's all we needed. This guy was just ruthless efficiency.

383
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,600
And I like that, like really ruthless efficiency.

384
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,160
Oh, we lost our guy. What was that?

385
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,320
Everything was timing.

386
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,680
Everything was timing military time, which I will say.

387
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:01,120
And the other the other military guy at the end. Yeah.

388
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,360
It's more scary to me.

389
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:07,200
The general, the general, because he's he like he was a turn.

390
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,800
He was a true turn. Yeah.

391
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:09,840
The other guy's a bad guy.

392
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,040
Oh, the other the other.

393
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,320
We're talking about the special, the counter.

394
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,520
You're talking about Jack Jack Bauer, Black Jack Bauer.

395
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,520
Black Jack. Yeah.

396
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,880
Because he's part of the counterterrorist unit that gets sent.

397
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,920
Yes. To me, he's a scarier character because of the turn.

398
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,560
Yeah. And because of the way he interacts with John.

399
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,760
Well, because you don't see like your first watcher, you don't see it coming.

400
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,160
You know, and then you don't catch.

401
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:37,040
Well, you don't really catch the blue and the red until you're like,

402
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,400
you know, it's coming. Like then you're like, OK.

403
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,200
I think even the first time I watched it, I was like,

404
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,920
I was a kid. I don't know.

405
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,760
The moment they oh, I mean, maybe not the first time,

406
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:50,640
but the moment I was like when I watched this is like with a clear, clear view.

407
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:55,480
Yeah. I remember the line of the the kid, the new guy that sits down.

408
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,640
Well, I just joined the unit.

409
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,000
The one guy got sick and I just started and then followed up with.

410
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,440
Well, yeah. Wasn't he part of your like when when John looks at him suspiciously,

411
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,160
like he was part of your unit, wasn't he?

412
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,240
It's like, yeah, I taught him everything he knows.

413
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,800
I was like, oh, so you're the bad guy.

414
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,200
Maybe he's learned a few things. So you guys are working together.

415
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:18,000
So you showed up of all the counterterrorist units in all the fucking world.

416
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,600
How quickly did they show up? Think about that.

417
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:22,400
They must have been right around the corner.

418
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:26,840
Like I know they're in Washington, D.C., but like this bad weather, like they.

419
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,480
How long did it take them to get there? Five minutes.

420
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,320
I don't know. It's all a little bit suspect.

421
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:35,080
But also, well, definitely the part that gives it away is when

422
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:40,680
the chief of the police station there is on the phone with with the with the guy

423
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,960
that the technician guy that was with John McClain at the church

424
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,040
and he's given the address, they just grab the paper and it's like, all right,

425
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,400
we got it. And like, you know, conversation whatsoever.

426
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,760
You know, just like, all right, here we go.

427
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:53,920
I don't remember that part.

428
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:57,280
It was quick. OK, super quick. The upside down fact. Yeah.

429
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,200
Oh, yeah. Well, then that that would have given it away. Yeah.

430
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:06,160
I put a. Hey, they mentioned that he has children, which I like.

431
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,040
I don't think they mentioned that in the first one.

432
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,000
They did. Oh, John McClain. Yeah.

433
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Yeah, they go to the kids house.

434
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,480
That's why the do we see the kids in the first one?

435
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,760
Yeah, briefly in the housekeeper.

436
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,480
That's you know, that's why the mom hates the newscaster guy.

437
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,520
Why? I forgot all about the newscaster guy because he went to

438
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:28,120
he went to their house and then told the housekeeper that was there was like,

439
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,720
I'm going to call I.S. unless you let me in and like was like filming everything.

440
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,520
And he's the one that like let it out on the plane.

441
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,760
Then he's on the plane. He's from. Yeah. Got it. OK.

442
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,360
So I forgot about that, about his.

443
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,920
I remember that he was I remember them not getting along.

444
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,720
I just forgot why. I guess it's been a minute. Yeah.

445
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,440
They have a great back and forth.

446
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,760
They've been the him and Holly throughout him getting.

447
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,800
It's like I have to be 50 yards from her.

448
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,320
And then the weight, the stewardess coming up and like,

449
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,480
can I get you a champagne?

450
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,560
That's just so good.

451
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,640
I tried. What was it?

452
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,280
A I tried it out on my dog.

453
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,320
Oh, my God. Poor thing.

454
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,400
Lived for a week. Just fell down laughing.

455
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,120
First of all, first of all, it's one of the things about this movie.

456
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,000
This movie has so many weird scenes like that.

457
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:16,680
Like like this lady just walks on a fucking plane with a taser.

458
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:17,520
Yeah. Yeah.

459
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:23,360
Well, that's one of my notes is so three, three, nine, 11 airport.

460
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,560
Yeah. How about pre anytime?

461
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:29,960
Yeah. Guns in the airport, smoking in the airport, smoking in the airport.

462
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,120
I was like, oh, that note too about smoking.

463
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,280
How hazy the plane was. Oh, geez. All of it.

464
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:39,280
There's this this movie as if you were to sit down and look at this movie,

465
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,120
the writing in this movie for those kinds of things.

466
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,360
Yeah, it's so bad.

467
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,440
But it's still such a great movie.

468
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,720
It doesn't matter. But it was a different time, though.

469
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,280
It was a different time.

470
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:54,400
This was the what it was probably a lot easier to actually get through security

471
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,560
with weapons and things like that.

472
00:37:56,560 --> 00:38:00,080
He did mention ceramic pistols and stuff. They didn't have X-ray. Yeah.

473
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:04,400
They was just metal detectors and one dude probably watching

474
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,560
you to see if there was anyone of color. Yes.

475
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,200
But the Taser was metal.

476
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,960
Mostly, yeah, the Taser was metal.

477
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,080
Yeah, that was metal.

478
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,880
The Taser. But it was also a plane.

479
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,600
Old white lady in pre 9-11.

480
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,360
Remember, they used to let people bring I got a hip on airplanes.

481
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,040
I got a hip replacement on planes.

482
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,040
Then trust me, you couldn't get a Taser on a plane.

483
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:28,680
I I some old lady in her purse is not going to Taser on a plane.

484
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,720
It was ceramic, Mike. OK.

485
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:35,400
She got it from the same metal tips made out of what metal?

486
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,360
That's not detectable by the metals.

487
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:38,840
It was a tiny. Well, you know what?

488
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,400
Honestly, Mike, real quick.

489
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,960
Old lady walks in with a bag.

490
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:45,200
It beeps the metal.

491
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,360
Oh, it's just my little things.

492
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,240
And the guys like, oh, well, you're white. You're OK.

493
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:51,960
Go on through, lady.

494
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,800
Did I just is that not wrong?

495
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,000
So pre 9-11 airport. Yeah.

496
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,560
There's one guy. She's white.

497
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,640
She's getting through.

498
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:03,080
Now, if she was any other color than you're right.

499
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,320
No Taser gets on, Mike.

500
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:08,320
And that's the racist society that we lived in the 90s in Washington, D.C.

501
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:15,200
Did. And then I put a oh, code name Buckwheat.

502
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,400
OK, fun.

503
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,960
One of the dudes and then really savage kill

504
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:25,240
of that really sweet guy that runs the daycare church,

505
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,840
who's just in there, the old man.

506
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,640
I was like, this movie's pretty dark because he's standing there.

507
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,920
He's like, I feel like I'm dying along with this church.

508
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:39,440
And then. OK, so so it's like you're right.

509
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,560
And it kills you. Right.

510
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,120
What a big move.

511
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,040
Yeah. What a fucking asshole.

512
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,920
Was he I bet you didn't even didn't even have orders.

513
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:54,120
It's like, you know, we could probably just if we just convinced the guy

514
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,640
that we're just we work for there, we could probably know.

515
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,200
They would have had to set up a whole thing.

516
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,960
So they would have had to kill them at some point.

517
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:03,520
But but the whole it's like this, the premise, that premise,

518
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,920
just setting that up, that whole thing.

519
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,880
This movie's ridiculous.

520
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,960
That OK, if you are on an airplane, this happens all the time.

521
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,560
The towers go down. It happens constantly.

522
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,360
Fly to another fucking airport.

523
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,720
They don't have to fly to another airport.

524
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:19,560
Another tower just picks it up.

525
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:23,480
You cannot. This whole thing of taking the whole thing is impossible.

526
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,600
Or there's only one control tower.

527
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,320
I have a radio at my house. I can talk to airplanes.

528
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:34,920
OK, but I'm just saying the whole thing is ridiculous.

529
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,840
When they went to that church and dug up the backyard.

530
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:42,640
For what I'm assuming was all the hours of real time

531
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,240
to get the Internet working in early 90s. Yeah.

532
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,760
That's days.

533
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,800
I think you're making my point. Yes. Yeah.

534
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,680
I at that point, I think you got it.

535
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,200
What they probably made.

536
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:01,360
Was like jammers, like jammers.

537
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:05,720
I'm sure they put a radius of like 10 miles around the place,

538
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:07,240
which might be doable, 10 miles.

539
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:08,800
That's all you really need.

540
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,040
Jammer. That's what I'm saying. You don't unless you're jammed.

541
00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:12,720
Because they weren't jamming the aircraft.

542
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,280
They were jamming the tower.

543
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,360
Well, they can talk to you.

544
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:17,120
So you'd have to go.

545
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,600
No, you'd have to go thousands of miles.

546
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,560
That's what I'm saying.

547
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,240
It's impossible.

548
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:23,680
It's completely impossible right now.

549
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,320
There's a snowstorm in New York.

550
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,280
But there was several snowstorms.

551
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,000
LA can pick that up.

552
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,320
I think that's what I'm saying.

553
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:33,560
Maybe today.

554
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,320
No, even then. Sure.

555
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,200
Air traffic control is not changing.

556
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:41,120
I'm going to believe that the movie in this whatever,

557
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,560
like in Die Hard Universe, which we see.

558
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,440
OK, well, you're then in the next movie when they

559
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:51,400
you're going to question that there's that there's two chemicals

560
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:55,000
that can mix together that like can blow up a whole school if it's just too.

561
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,080
No, that exists.

562
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,760
I don't think I don't think it does, but I think it's made up magic bullshit.

563
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:03,640
And you just got to this is me telling you, Mike, it's a movie.

564
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,240
I know that's hilarious.

565
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:09,800
I'm just taking Andy's normal tack and he's attacking it.

566
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,480
It's hilarious. Oh, shit.

567
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,320
Well, no, I just think that that's that's a that's a little bit.

568
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,880
Make it turn for season three. That's a bit. Yeah.

569
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,800
That's nitpicky. 37 second hand grenades.

570
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,160
Yeah, they took forever.

571
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,720
Oh, the hand grenades. I'll give you.

572
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:27,360
I'm sorry. Those things for this movie's full of long enough.

573
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,680
We get buckled in.

574
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,240
I love it. I don't care. Yeah.

575
00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:32,160
I think it's funny. It is.

576
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,920
It is all the one line comedy.

577
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:38,760
At that point, it's just like there's just there's no ejector seats in those planes.

578
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,880
It's it's your line, Mike. They don't exist.

579
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:49,160
It's slapstick. But I'm going to use it's a workplace comedy, Andy.

580
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,840
I don't think we have enough fans that have listened to enough episodes

581
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,920
for any of that to pay off. Yeah.

582
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,160
I feel like.

583
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,200
No, but but I do.

584
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:03,680
I will say this.

585
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:08,600
This movie, the Die Hard universe is proving that it's

586
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,520
it's like an alternate reality of our own kind of deal,

587
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,600
because it's like the same thing with the Pulp Fiction world.

588
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,800
It's like cops don't it's very simple reactive.

589
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,000
Yeah. You know, to situations in a way that they should be.

590
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,960
Like what he pulls up the gun and shoots.

591
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,200
Clay with when McLean pulls up the machine gun machine

592
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:31,040
and unloads an entire clip and there's 10 fucking cops around. Yeah.

593
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:33,320
Yeah. That would probably not happen.

594
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,960
Also, just the very beginning was in the luggage room

595
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,640
and there's they have a shootout and no.

596
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,640
And then the cops show up a few minutes later.

597
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,360
Hey, so he said he showed you his ID.

598
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:46,360
He's let him in here.

599
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,160
And your badge. Yeah.

600
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:51,840
I understand maybe not everyone in the airport hears the gunshots, but

601
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,760
someone does somebody somebody.

602
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,640
I like how that the steamroller was steam powered.

603
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:01,600
No, though, the conveyor belt, the conveyor belt was steam powered.

604
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,720
Was it? You know, it's all the steam shooting up in the.

605
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:06,280
Maybe it was.

606
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:09,200
Yeah, there was that whole room was full of steam. Yeah.

607
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,040
I this is where I made my first note.

608
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,360
Funny steam powered conveyor belt.

609
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,840
Let's visit all the places in the airport.

610
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:21,040
So that's just that's let's just like they have they're using airport as

611
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,440
their set. Let's see how many places they visit.

612
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,520
First one was baggage claim. Check. I have more later.

613
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:29,880
He even calls it out.

614
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,280
McLean calls it out in the movie. What?

615
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:36,200
Another elevator, another basement calls it out. Yeah.

616
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,760
No, but I'm seeing how many different places in the airport we visit.

617
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,360
And we visit a lot.

618
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,600
Poor John McLean just wants a normal Christmas. Yeah.

619
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,120
Yeah. Why does this keep happening?

620
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,200
Why does this keep happening?

621
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:53,040
Because cool, cool intimidation trick

622
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:58,480
when the general puts the gun against his dude's head and he's like,

623
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,600
yeah, well, you fucked up or pulls the trigger.

624
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,480
There's no bullet.

625
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,040
Here's what I don't understand.

626
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,360
Now, I know that I'm first off, why does he have an empty gun?

627
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,640
That doesn't make sense for him to have an empty gun.

628
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,480
Like he puts it back in his holster, like he has an empty gun.

629
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,560
It does him no good having that gun on him.

630
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,120
Well, he only he only pulled the hammer, didn't he?

631
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,560
He didn't cock it, so he didn't he didn't load around.

632
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,200
You have around. There still can be bullets in it.

633
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,120
Yeah, that's the way they work.

634
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:28,720
I guess. But OK, so let's let's assume that's what happened.

635
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:36,160
But also, I know that I often say that purposes for what training purposes.

636
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,160
Sure. But I but for I often say that

637
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,160
you say that's a training method. Yeah.

638
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,720
Shooting a bad dog. Yeah.

639
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,040
Kaylee at work has been using

640
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:53,280
like when I go somewhere that I'm not supposed to go, it's like, no, no.

641
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,720
Bad dog. Get over here.

642
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:59,160
It's been working and that's the problem.

643
00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:02,880
But he.

644
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,320
What was I going to say?

645
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,280
So he uses that tactic on him.

646
00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:12,400
What I know that I argue that goons should be good goons

647
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,720
and that you should always follow your master, whatever, or your leader

648
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:19,440
or the head of the organization when you're a goon in these types of movies.

649
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,840
But that does not include

650
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,440
when you're when your guys when the leader is about to kill you

651
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,280
because there is a self-preservation.

652
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,160
Yes. Self-preservation.

653
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,560
You you are not you don't owe him your life.

654
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:38,200
You owe him your life in the service of combat or whatever the fuck

655
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,280
you need to go do.

656
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,880
You go fight some heroes or whatever, go fight some heroes.

657
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,200
And if you die, you die.

658
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:44,840
But that's the reward.

659
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,880
That's the risk reward that you're that you're taking on as a goon.

660
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:52,400
When he puts a gun to your head, you pull one out.

661
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,360
And there's three bullets in his chest and you've moved out of the way. Right.

662
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,680
And then everyone looks at you and they go, what the fuck?

663
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,480
And you're like, well, he just tried to kill me.

664
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,560
And then, you know, you made me get in a shootout with them.

665
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:02,280
That's what happens.

666
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,640
But you don't let him pull the fucking trigger.

667
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,600
That was some bullshit.

668
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:10,000
Like, I just think that was one of the as a goon.

669
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:12,520
Stand up for yourself sometimes.

670
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,120
I don't know. I have a weird stance on.

671
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:20,760
I guess the captain scene is funny, like, like what a bad captain, not

672
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,800
oh, like the captain of the police, like

673
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,600
them having the back and forth in the station.

674
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,440
But like, he's a shitty police officer for not closing down that section of the airport.

675
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:32,040
You talk about Sibulitz.

676
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:33,880
Sibulitz, is that his name?

677
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,240
Is that the name in this? Never mind.

678
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:37,040
It's not something else.

679
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:37,720
It's something else.

680
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:41,000
Yeah. But either Hills Free Blues or one of those pop shows.

681
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:42,760
Oh, you're talking about

682
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,240
NYPD Blue.

683
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:46,240
You see his ass.

684
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:48,200
Yeah. It was the first ass on TV.

685
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,800
Yeah, that's right.

686
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,600
And his wife.

687
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,320
Sorry. No, I think his wife had the first nudity on TV, too.

688
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,680
I think his wife had the first nudity on television.

689
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:59,560
Also, I don't know. Really? Yeah.

690
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,080
That's a good little tidbit of trivia you knew there, Andy.

691
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,840
First ass on TV was his.

692
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,800
Yeah. You were certain about it, too.

693
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,280
I was. I am.

694
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,040
I've seen it. I've seen it.

695
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,320
Yeah. I specifically looked it up.

696
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:15,640
Just one of those weird things.

697
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,560
My dad, I think, has all the NYPD Blues on DVD.

698
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,120
He really liked that show.

699
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,280
And then, you know, you just see these things.

700
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,440
The the pilots moving the the

701
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:31,960
drug general guy are way too chill when those jets leave.

702
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,480
Oh, hey, our escort, our F16 escorts are leaving.

703
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,560
It's a call. That's fine.

704
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:38,560
We're only three and a half hours away from the airport.

705
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,200
So what I remember that for some other reason, so I.

706
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,000
I didn't have my my Hulu.

707
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,520
I need to redo my Hulu subscription, so I just

708
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:51,760
rented it on Prime last night, 4K version or whatever.

709
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,520
But I remember when I watched this movie when I was younger,

710
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,800
I could have sworn there were subtitles for what the pilots say

711
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,640
after the planes leave, like, oh, we lost our escort.

712
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:01,560
Like, it's OK. We're only there was no subtitles.

713
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,320
There's no subtitles. No, there was.

714
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,200
Because I'm like, why the fuck do we get to know what they're saying?

715
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,120
Yeah. I was like, what the hell?

716
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,760
Like, I remember what they said and like, I know what they say.

717
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,640
But like, wait, I heard them.

718
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:11,480
You heard them in Spanish.

719
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:12,680
You saw the subtitle, right?

720
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,160
I heard them in English.

721
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,080
Oh, they were in English. The pilots.

722
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:19,160
What I heard them say, I mean, or whatever.

723
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,560
I maybe I read it.

724
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,640
Were you smoking of that when you were watching?

725
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:26,200
No, but they literally they literally say they literally say like,

726
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,800
oh, hey, our escorts are gone.

727
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,360
Oh, no worries. We're only three and a half hours away from the airport.

728
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,560
Yeah, they say in Spanish.

729
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,880
Do they really? They say in Spanish.

730
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,560
Did I read that? Yeah, you must have because you must have.

731
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,800
Because my copy also had no subtitles.

732
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,240
I don't see which.

733
00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:44,520
Yeah. And then the the general asks his guy for

734
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,200
he asks him for some for a light.

735
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:49,360
Well, first he asked him for something like, hey, can you loosen these cuffs?

736
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,160
Hey, these are pretty tight.

737
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:51,960
It's only just you and me.

738
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,600
You want to let these loose these tights.

739
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,160
He goes, oh, I'm not permissive.

740
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,320
I'm not allowed to do that.

741
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,760
Good boy. And then he goes, oh, yeah, you're doing great.

742
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,520
That's good. But, you know, lighting me, that's one thing

743
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:03,720
that's different than freedom.

744
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:04,760
Give a man a light.

745
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,520
And then it cuts him choking him, which is a real fucking

746
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,920
Jamie Lannister bullshit move to do.

747
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:13,360
And I wouldn't have that reference two or three weeks ago.

748
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:16,560
Yeah. I thought it was a weird take

749
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,920
that are weird like thing did not have the subtitles.

750
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,880
I mean, I knew what they were saying, but like, but like I said,

751
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,880
there's so many weird choices. Yeah. Yeah.

752
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,960
The airport was a no, but that was a streaming choice.

753
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,760
Streaming choice. Yeah. Probably streaming. Yeah.

754
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,720
Did you did you find it strange when you were watching this

755
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:33,320
to see the phone banks in the in the airport?

756
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:38,120
Well, I thought it was funny that he's like, what was the I wrote that line.

757
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,800
And yet she's on a phone in the plane. Yeah.

758
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,400
Yeah. He's John. It's the 90s.

759
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,960
Progress. Progress died with the invention of frozen pizza

760
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,120
while using a pay phone. Yeah. Like, yeah.

761
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,200
Hey, now we have strange.

762
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:54,360
The whole thing was strange.

763
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,680
And then they were all Pacific Bell cell phones.

764
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,080
It was really strange.

765
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,080
It had to be advertising.

766
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:02,280
Except for Pacific Bell is not in Washington.

767
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,120
Yeah. I remember the baby bells.

768
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,440
They were that was West Coast. It was. Yeah. Wait. Hold on.

769
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:10,760
You're this sounds like something interesting.

770
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:14,120
What do you mean Pacific Bell phones wouldn't be?

771
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:18,280
I understand the name Pacific and probably Bell are very much West Coast.

772
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,320
The old AT&T, they broke up AT&T in the 80s.

773
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,200
And they made them go into like seven different companies.

774
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,240
And they were regionally set.

775
00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:31,040
So they couldn't like Pacific Bell could not operate in Washington, D.C.

776
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:34,040
Yeah. Washington, D.C. had it. It was an AT&T.

777
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:38,480
It was a different company. That did Washington.

778
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,120
Like where I lived in Missouri was different. Texas was different.

779
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,360
Hold on. Southwestern Bell's what we had.

780
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,880
But we're but yeah, you're talking East Coast.

781
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:49,480
But this is Washington, D.C. District of Columbia.

782
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,960
It's not a state, right?

783
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,840
Isn't it like its own thing? Yeah, that wouldn't matter.

784
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,840
Why not? Couldn't they? Regional, but not state.

785
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,560
But regional. I get that.

786
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:00,840
But regional bells.

787
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,360
But Washington, D.C. kind of exists on its own thing.

788
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,480
I understand it's on the East Coast, but isn't it supposed to stand separate

789
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:09,760
from the rest of America because it's our capital?

790
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,120
Isn't that why it's a district of Columbia?

791
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,800
No, they're trying to make it a state anyway.

792
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:13,720
That's not even there.

793
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:15,640
What? They're still trying to make it a state.

794
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,200
That's never been the case.

795
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,200
No, but they could have different.

796
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,400
OK, I agree with you on the regional thing.

797
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,800
I'm sure they're wrong by having the Pacific Bell.

798
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:25,880
But it's also Washington, D.C.

799
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,080
They might have different rules.

800
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:30,960
They could have governmental contracts with Pacific Bell.

801
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,080
You don't know. I'm just saying.

802
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:34,680
You could be right. It doesn't matter.

803
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,080
It's just a movie, Andy. It's just a movie.

804
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:38,080
It doesn't matter.

805
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:43,280
The facts. How modern.

806
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,440
How cool. Yeah.

807
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:47,800
The goons.

808
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,880
Yeah, the goons are sure are going through a lot to get the Internet,

809
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,080
is what I put.

810
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:57,480
Shutting down the airport lights is pretty genius of an idea.

811
00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:01,520
And then I did and then even more so making them change the ground level.

812
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,560
Oh, God, that's what a diabolical thing.

813
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:08,000
OK, but that scene again, another scene that has a really fucked up

814
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:09,720
the whole part of that scene.

815
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,160
OK, you the final, the mantle.

816
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,080
No, the mantle cover in the runway.

817
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:16,080
Yeah.

818
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,080
What about it?

819
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,480
How long it takes to get out?

820
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,640
It's the most insane thing you've ever seen.

821
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,560
If you can't put a mantle, there's no mantle covers on runways.

822
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:24,560
No.

823
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:26,800
It doesn't exist. It cannot exist.

824
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:31,040
A plane that size, if you think about it, it would go right through it.

825
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,040
Yeah.

826
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,240
A man could not lift a mantle cover.

827
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:37,640
Yes, it was. It was like a huge grate.

828
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,080
That a man came up through, I would call that mantle cover.

829
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:42,680
Yeah. But anyway, I would consider.

830
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,120
It was a huge grate.

831
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,120
Like, that's what made him so.

832
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,120
OK. OK.

833
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,120
My point is the plane would crush that.

834
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,720
Yeah, OK. But what about a plane?

835
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:51,120
You told me it doesn't exist.

836
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,240
You know, for a fact that on every plane,

837
00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:54,840
I know for a fact that on every.

838
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:57,720
I know for a fact that on every runway, there are no mantle covers.

839
00:53:57,720 --> 00:53:59,400
Every runway across the world.

840
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:00,400
For a fact.

841
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:01,400
Why would they?

842
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:04,400
I don't know. Why do they put one in this?

843
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,400
Because it's a movie.

844
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,400
Because they needed a plot thing to move it forward.

845
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,000
You don't think they did any research, though?

846
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,000
What?

847
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,000
You don't think they did any research?

848
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000
No.

849
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,000
Obviously not.

850
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:17,560
I will promise you that if there's a piece of steel

851
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:21,440
that a 727 can drive over,

852
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,440
a man cannot lift it.

853
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:24,440
Plus.

854
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:28,880
OK, so then the real problem would be John was too.

855
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:31,960
He shouldn't have been able to lift it, is really what you're saying.

856
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:35,520
Well, if it was to exist at all, yes, but it doesn't exist at all.

857
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:36,520
They would not do it.

858
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:40,200
But also, maybe they wasn't landing on a runway.

859
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,600
I know that he lands on.

860
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,600
He actually named the runway.

861
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,720
No, but he says, I'm not going to that runway.

862
00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:47,680
I need to make an emergency land.

863
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:49,080
I'm going to go here instead.

864
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:50,080
Right.

865
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,560
I mean, maybe, but he also didn't have lights.

866
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,440
They had to switch the lights over.

867
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,440
I don't know.

868
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,240
Maybe he wasn't going exactly where he was supposed to go, the exact heading.

869
00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:00,040
I swear you just argue with me.

870
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,040
I just argue.

871
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,440
Anything I bring up, you just sort of like, I'm like, whatever.

872
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,120
OK, sure, there's manhole covers on airport runways.

873
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,120
I'm starting to see what last week was like.

874
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:09,120
Yeah.

875
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:10,600
Why aren't you stopping this, Brennan?

876
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:11,760
Because it's entertaining.

877
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:12,920
You're supposed to stop it.

878
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,840
But I also agree with Mike on that one, though.

879
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,120
I'm going to look it up.

880
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:22,240
If I find a single fucking runway in the world that has a great on it.

881
00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:23,240
You can live.

882
00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:24,240
I will be happy.

883
00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:25,240
I will be happy.

884
00:55:25,240 --> 00:55:30,120
But you got to think this was 90s pre-internet.

885
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:33,160
So they're going to throw a bunch of stuff in there that's not real.

886
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,680
Yeah, like nobody's going to research it.

887
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,720
Nobody has a way to research it back then.

888
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:40,000
I mean, they could go to the library and look shit up.

889
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,800
But like, who's going to do that?

890
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:42,800
Like over a movie?

891
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:43,800
I just feel like they would have visited an airport.

892
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,440
The point of it wasn't even that it doesn't exist.

893
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:46,760
The point of it would be impossible.

894
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,640
Well, and how long it takes him to get out while he's seeing the plane coming to land.

895
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:51,640
Like that plane's there already.

896
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,640
It's a little silly.

897
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:53,640
Like it's quick.

898
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:54,640
It's silly.

899
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:55,640
That's my point.

900
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:56,640
Yeah.

901
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:57,640
It's silly.

902
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:58,640
But I feel like it's, I don't know.

903
00:55:58,640 --> 00:55:59,640
The movie itself is silly.

904
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,120
It has a lot of silly things in it that are done for.

905
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:07,720
Speaking of which, I guess, would be that elevators don't have an emergency stop button.

906
00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:08,720
No.

907
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:10,120
They have call buttons.

908
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,400
There's not a stop button.

909
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:16,760
I promise you, you go into an elevator right now and hit the emergency button or whatever.

910
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:18,760
It's just going to call 911.

911
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:20,320
And that's only if you get stuck.

912
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:24,920
There's no emergency stop button because every fucking teenager in the world would hit it

913
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,880
constantly and it would break elevators all the time.

914
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,960
And then it would be a fucking nuisance.

915
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:35,400
So when he presses the emergency stop button and he goes up through the roof, through the

916
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,520
top of the elevator or whatever, and he says, I've done this before, which is funny.

917
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,860
And I like that scene.

918
00:56:40,860 --> 00:56:44,960
First off, he goes up, she does nothing, doors open.

919
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:50,640
So the elevator started moving again on its own or he stopped it at the floor and hit

920
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:55,800
like a pause button for the doors for like two minutes or whatever before going up into

921
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:56,800
the shaft.

922
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:58,760
So like that was a bit of just wonky mechanics.

923
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:06,240
So maybe because of that, I'll buy the other stuff that like is, I had to prove to myself

924
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:09,520
that there's, that they didn't do the research necessary.

925
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:11,520
So maybe there aren't any runways in the air.

926
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:15,760
And then, yeah, there are no ejector seats in a 747 that doesn't know the roof doesn't

927
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,000
pop off like that.

928
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,800
Where's the fucking door?

929
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:19,800
Yeah.

930
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:24,040
And then why are these are the movie?

931
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:25,040
I'm not done with you.

932
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,040
I'm not done with that.

933
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,040
Great.

934
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:28,040
Great.

935
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:31,240
I'm not done with the elevator seat because then when the cops, when the cops open up

936
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:35,360
the door, they look confused immediately.

937
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,640
The first thing the cop does is when the doors open, he looks up.

938
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:39,640
Yeah.

939
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,680
And then they go, wait, aren't there supposed to be two of you?

940
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:46,240
And then they walk into the, into the, they walk into the elevator, look at each other

941
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:47,600
and then look up.

942
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:51,480
So why did they look up for one?

943
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,760
They had no idea that John escaped through the roof.

944
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:56,240
Here's the rational thing that would have happened.

945
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,040
Elevator doors open, one person into the side.

946
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:01,480
Huh, I thought there was supposed to be two as they're handcuffing her, still standing

947
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:05,560
outside the elevator being like, all right, well, let's take her to jail and call them

948
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:08,360
and say, Hey, there's only one person that came out of the elevator.

949
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:09,360
Not.

950
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,360
Yes.

951
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,360
The captain's drunk already.

952
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:12,360
Not one person.

953
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,360
Yeah.

954
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:14,360
Let her go.

955
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:17,480
Cause she just walks away back to go cause more trouble.

956
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:18,680
And then they walk in confused.

957
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:22,520
They probably, the elevator probably shut and they just went to whatever floor they brought

958
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:28,000
them to and they just still looking up going, just really bad cops.

959
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,520
Well, we're fucked.

960
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:33,480
Well, shit.

961
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:37,760
Oh, let's see more places at the airport that we visit.

962
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:41,000
The basement check air traffic control tower.

963
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,000
Check.

964
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,320
We're getting a lot of places here.

965
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:49,120
One of the pilots is the Irish guy from Star Trek.

966
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,840
I think his name is a Grady in the show.

967
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:55,560
He marries the Asian woman.

968
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,560
I forgot her name.

969
00:58:56,560 --> 00:59:02,520
They have a kid, which is one of the big points because you know, it's the baby on the show.

970
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:04,620
It's like the new parents on the show.

971
00:59:04,620 --> 00:59:07,120
So they have, you know, all that kind of stuff.

972
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:08,600
And then he goes on to Voyager.

973
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:12,400
So he actually is, is one of the first, oh no, I'm sorry.

974
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:13,400
He goes to deep.

975
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:16,040
He goes to a DS nine, DS nine.

976
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:17,960
Is he the same actor that was in con air?

977
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:18,960
I don't know.

978
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,600
Kind of John John C Riley looking guy.

979
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,960
No, he was, he was one of the pilots.

980
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:25,280
He had the accent.

981
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,280
He was part of Calaway British one.

982
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:28,280
Yeah.

983
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:29,280
The main guy, the main was that him?

984
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:30,280
Yeah.

985
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:31,280
Okay.

986
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:32,280
Yeah.

987
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,280
He was, he was in con air too.

988
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:37,280
He was the other cop other than, uh, John Cusack.

989
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:38,280
Really?

990
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:39,280
Yeah.

991
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:40,280
Okay.

992
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,880
The one that's like, we're getting, I'm getting that plane.

993
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:46,840
Like he's getting in the helicopters, the attack helicopters and I don't, how do I've

994
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:48,840
seen con air a thousand times.

995
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:52,920
That's if I ever get into a fight, right into the nose and that's instant kill.

996
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:53,920
Right?

997
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:56,760
So I mean, uh, it's the forbidden, it's forbidden tech technology.

998
00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:01,640
You can't tell me when you know that move, but uh, but it's the way, but it's the way

999
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:08,120
this is the way, but I, yeah, he, it was distracting, but yeah, he's one of the few actors in star

1000
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:09,120
trek.

1001
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:16,480
He goes from, uh, the Patrick, uh, Patrick Stewart, Picard, TNG next generation era.

1002
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:17,660
He's in all of those.

1003
01:00:17,660 --> 01:00:24,120
And then deep space nine, he joins that crew and he's part of the DS nine, uh, station

1004
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,120
like show.

1005
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:28,760
So he gets a long, he has a long star trek life lifespan.

1006
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:29,760
Yeah.

1007
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:33,320
And he's one of the longer, um, who's the one that's been in the most?

1008
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:39,520
Well, probably if you include Picard as a show, oh, maybe, I mean, he might be one of

1009
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:40,920
the, I looked it up.

1010
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:42,000
I think it is him.

1011
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,000
I think it's him.

1012
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,000
Yeah.

1013
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,000
I think it is him.

1014
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,000
No, no, no.

1015
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,000
Sorry.

1016
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,000
I'm so sorry.

1017
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,000
It's not him.

1018
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,000
It's not.

1019
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,000
No, no.

1020
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,000
I know a hundred percent who it is.

1021
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,000
It's the voice of the computer.

1022
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,000
It's the chick.

1023
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,000
No, no, it's chick, but it's not right.

1024
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,000
That's not a human.

1025
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,000
So I'm no, it is a human.

1026
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,000
It's the wife of Jean Rod and Mary who's done.

1027
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
I mean, the characters.

1028
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:05,040
I'm talking, if you go to the watch mojo list, the person who's been in the most star trek

1029
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,080
episodes is voice of computer.

1030
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,480
She's been in every single season.

1031
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,480
Then I'll say who's set.

1032
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:11,480
Okay.

1033
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,480
It was, uh, whose most screen time is what he's asking.

1034
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:15,480
I think it's him.

1035
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:16,480
I think it's Grady.

1036
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:17,480
It's not, no, it's a female.

1037
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:18,480
I mean, just say it then.

1038
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:19,480
I don't think it's, I can't think of anyone.

1039
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:22,480
If I could think of the name, I would.

1040
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:25,400
Well, just name it, name what, who she is in the show.

1041
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:29,560
She is a, uh, she gets taken by the board.

1042
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:30,560
Oh my God.

1043
01:01:30,560 --> 01:01:32,200
Are you talking about seven of nine?

1044
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:33,200
Seven of nine.

1045
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:38,160
No, seven of nine was in a little bit of, no, she was introduced in, um, seven of nine

1046
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,360
is carried through four.

1047
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:44,480
Seven of nine is only in half a Voyager and then Picard.

1048
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:48,600
So by that reasoning, Picard has more seasons than she does in his own show.

1049
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:49,600
Plus Picard.

1050
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:53,840
So Picard would be in more than her data was in more, was in all of seven plus the

1051
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:54,840
car.

1052
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:56,400
She's in more than seven of nine.

1053
01:01:56,400 --> 01:02:00,080
Seven of nine has only been in the last half of Voyager where she was introduced and then

1054
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,000
anything she's been a part of now.

1055
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,040
And she wasn't even in the beginning of Picard.

1056
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:05,700
She was introduced later on in Picard.

1057
01:02:05,700 --> 01:02:08,960
So she has less episodes of even Picard than Picard does.

1058
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:10,160
So she's lower on the list.

1059
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,160
I promise you.

1060
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,160
No, I'm thinking a timeline though.

1061
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,160
Not, not so much.

1062
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:14,160
Even timeline.

1063
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:18,160
She's introduced way in time, but just how long she's been in the universe.

1064
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:21,160
How long in the universe is what I was referring to.

1065
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,200
No, no, I'm talking, I'm telling you.

1066
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,360
She was taken by the Borg when?

1067
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:30,960
Wait, but we don't see, we don't see, we meet her as a Borg.

1068
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:31,960
Right.

1069
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:34,080
But we meet her in Voyager.

1070
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:35,400
We meet her like a couple.

1071
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,360
I wasn't talking about screen time.

1072
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:39,920
I don't know what you're talking about.

1073
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:43,800
How long she was taken hundreds of years before that.

1074
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:44,800
No, no.

1075
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:47,880
She was a little girl when she was taken as a little girl.

1076
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:48,880
Right.

1077
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:51,860
But no, as a, as a regular age, what her age is little girl.

1078
01:02:51,860 --> 01:02:54,140
She's not hundreds of years old or whatever.

1079
01:02:54,140 --> 01:03:01,000
She wasn't, no, she was, she was taken probably while Picard was captain of the enterprise.

1080
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,920
Like she would have been a kid at that point.

1081
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:07,620
So like even, even later than that, like she was, she's much younger than Picard.

1082
01:03:07,620 --> 01:03:12,800
So she would have been, she was probably not even born when we were watching the first,

1083
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:16,000
uh, like she was like, you know what I'm talking about?

1084
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,280
She, I promise you, she's not the number one.

1085
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:20,120
If you go number one, it's voice of computer.

1086
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:22,320
Second, I think it does make sense for sure.

1087
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:27,800
I think second is either now Picard might be creeping in on it because of his own show

1088
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:33,400
and but I think it's still the great guy because it was two shows and that's our star Trek.

1089
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,000
What about Leonard Nino, Leonard Nimoy?

1090
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:41,280
He was kind of no Leonard Nimoy only had the original series, a couple of cameos throughout

1091
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:42,280
the rest of it.

1092
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:45,520
And then the movies, he was recurring character.

1093
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:46,520
He's up there.

1094
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:49,640
He's up there because he has a bunch of star Trek movies.

1095
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:50,720
So he's definitely up there.

1096
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:51,720
So is Kirk.

1097
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:52,720
Yeah.

1098
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:57,240
But I technically Kirk could come back now.

1099
01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:58,240
Kirk's back.

1100
01:03:58,240 --> 01:03:59,240
Oh, he is back.

1101
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:00,240
Oh, and Picard?

1102
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:04,440
No, in the new one, the new one.

1103
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:05,440
That's an old one.

1104
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:06,440
Oh, you're talking about the reboot series.

1105
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:07,440
The reboots.

1106
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:11,040
So you're talking about any time they say the word, this is a, this is Captain Kirk,

1107
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:12,040
right?

1108
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:13,040
Yeah.

1109
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,040
Animated version.

1110
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:15,040
If it's whatever.

1111
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:16,360
Yeah, he's been, oh, and it's actually Shatner playing the voice.

1112
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:17,360
No, no, it's different.

1113
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:19,800
It's a new reboot, we're talking about Star Trek.

1114
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:20,800
Oh, the new movie.

1115
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:21,800
Yeah, the character.

1116
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:22,800
Okay, yeah, yeah.

1117
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:25,280
It's Chris Pine or whatever.

1118
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:29,040
If you go off that rationale, Kirk might be up there because then there's the animated

1119
01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:31,920
series, but then so Spock.

1120
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:32,920
So I don't know.

1121
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:33,920
Yeah, it gets interesting though.

1122
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:34,920
Yeah.

1123
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:35,920
But talk about some, with some lore.

1124
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:39,760
If we go, but if we go actors, but if we go actors.

1125
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:40,760
Oh, actors, no.

1126
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:41,760
Yeah.

1127
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:42,760
Then I think it's Grady.

1128
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:45,960
I think it's the guy from this movie, which is what spawned all this.

1129
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:53,040
And then it was just supposed to be a simple thing that you wanted to argue and you were

1130
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:54,040
wrong.

1131
01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:55,040
Yeah.

1132
01:04:55,040 --> 01:05:00,160
Oh, and then I put, as they're heading towards the wing and I was like, oh, watch out, it's

1133
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:01,160
the T 1000.

1134
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:05,480
Because it's a young, young Robert Patt.

1135
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:10,400
And he, who's also the villain in Double Dragon, which we reviewed not that long ago.

1136
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:11,400
This season.

1137
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:12,400
Yeah, this season.

1138
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:16,680
This is our two times we get a random Robert Patrick movie.

1139
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:17,680
That's not Terminator.

1140
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:18,680
Yeah.

1141
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:19,680
And I love his line.

1142
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:22,760
What do, what do you guys, what do I look like to you?

1143
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:26,520
Sitting duck and then shoots him in the head, but holy shit, how bold.

1144
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:28,760
All those guys are holding machine guns.

1145
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,560
You shoot this guy point blank and then he just kind of runs away.

1146
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:32,560
No one shoots him.

1147
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:34,040
Did he know he had blanks?

1148
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:35,800
Who had blanks?

1149
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:36,960
No one had blanks at that point.

1150
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:38,400
That was real people shooting each other.

1151
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:39,400
Yeah.

1152
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,800
They had the old, they had the red stripes on their, on their.

1153
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:42,800
They had red.

1154
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:43,800
Okay.

1155
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:44,800
Yeah.

1156
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:47,200
The people that had blanks were the CTU unit and they weren't there.

1157
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:48,600
No, they had blanks too.

1158
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:53,200
The other, the other guys, they were both using blanks, shooting each other.

1159
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,200
At that point.

1160
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:59,400
But that was a real security team that went with the guy, with the engineer guy.

1161
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:00,400
Yeah.

1162
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:01,400
That was real airport security.

1163
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:02,400
Airport swat.

1164
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:04,520
Real bullets versus real terrorists with real bullets.

1165
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:05,520
Yeah.

1166
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:08,600
I get that the, when they did their fake shootout later.

1167
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:12,000
Which is another thing because you can't switch from blanks to real bullets.

1168
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,440
No, you don't have to use a completely different gun.

1169
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:15,440
No, you have to use a different.

1170
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:16,440
No, you have to use it by blanks.

1171
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:17,440
You, okay.

1172
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:23,520
But in, in those particular weapons, you have to cycle them before you can switch.

1173
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:26,520
You can't just take a, take one out and put a, put one in.

1174
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:27,520
It doesn't work.

1175
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:29,520
The firing pin will blow up.

1176
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:30,520
Okay.

1177
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:31,520
Well.

1178
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:32,520
But anyway.

1179
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:34,080
But they, but we didn't see them.

1180
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:37,320
They might have literally just had guns with blanks, guns without blanks.

1181
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:39,600
No, he pulls, he pulls a magazine out.

1182
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:40,600
Oh, he does, does he?

1183
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:41,600
Yeah.

1184
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:42,600
He pulls the magazine out and puts the other one in.

1185
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:43,600
It's not, it wouldn't work.

1186
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:44,600
It would explode in his face.

1187
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:45,600
That's interesting.

1188
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:46,600
I didn't know that.

1189
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,600
I didn't either.

1190
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:48,600
Actually, that was research.

1191
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:49,600
I didn't know that.

1192
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:50,600
Okay.

1193
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:51,600
I did not know that.

1194
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:52,600
That's cool.

1195
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:53,600
I didn't know.

1196
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:54,600
I like the gunfight with all of them.

1197
01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:55,600
Yeah.

1198
01:06:55,600 --> 01:07:02,240
Oh, and then after that, you have the, the engineer guy, the air traffic control dude

1199
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:04,960
who gets shot in the arm and he's like, whatever.

1200
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:10,720
After that, it cuts to the paramedics are just zapping a dead body with the thing.

1201
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:14,400
And then it cuts over to John having to patch up this dude.

1202
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:15,400
I'm like, wait a minute.

1203
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:18,840
You have medics just wasting time zapping dead bodies.

1204
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:19,840
Just no clear.

1205
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:21,400
They're not, the guy's not laying flat.

1206
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:23,880
They're just a paddle on his arm or whatever.

1207
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:25,920
Like, no, he's not making it.

1208
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:28,320
And then John's just, Hey, you all right, buddy?

1209
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:29,320
I got you.

1210
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:30,320
I just thought that was silly.

1211
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:35,320
I felt like they were trying to like revive them in an online game, like don't respond.

1212
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:36,320
Don't respond.

1213
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:37,320
Come on.

1214
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,320
I got you.

1215
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:39,320
Battlefield.

1216
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:40,320
Yeah.

1217
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:41,320
Yeah.

1218
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:43,880
McLean is a fucking hero.

1219
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,760
Like when he goes out with those, with the fire.

1220
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:46,760
He even tells you he's a hero.

1221
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:47,760
Yeah.

1222
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:48,760
He says I'm a hero.

1223
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:49,760
What is his line?

1224
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:52,760
He says the line, like I'm a hero, not a, I can't even remember what it is.

1225
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:53,760
Oh, well I.

1226
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:54,760
There's so many one line.

1227
01:07:54,760 --> 01:08:00,280
But when he goes out with the fire and he's trying to prevent that plane, like that was

1228
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:01,960
that was like a cool.

1229
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:02,960
I'm not a cop.

1230
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:03,960
I'm a hero.

1231
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:04,960
Yeah, that's it.

1232
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:05,960
Oh, yeah.

1233
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:06,960
That's cool.

1234
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:09,960
Uh, and then let's see.

1235
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:12,840
Two hundred and then we get the plane crash.

1236
01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:16,800
Two hundred and thirty people die and it hits John fucking hard.

1237
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:22,280
He literally, he reacts to it and he's shell shocked for a good chunk of the movie.

1238
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:26,440
After that, like a good, decent little part, like he's fucked up from it because he, he

1239
01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:27,840
couldn't stop it from happening.

1240
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,160
Everything, everything I could do and I couldn't stop it from happening.

1241
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:33,680
And I'm not sure at the time, was he sure that his wife, that wasn't his wife's plane?

1242
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:34,680
He didn't know, right?

1243
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:35,680
No, he didn't know what he didn't know.

1244
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,640
I just thought it could have been any plane, any plane.

1245
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:40,080
Let's visit more parts of the airport.

1246
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:43,720
The runway check.

1247
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:48,840
So the new guy on the team, counter terrorist unit, Jack Bauer, the dude taught him everything

1248
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:51,000
he knows, obviously going to be the bad guy.

1249
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:56,400
So I wrote down and then the janitor is probably my favorite character.

1250
01:08:56,400 --> 01:09:02,400
He's just a funny, funny dude, just, you know, like, oh, you want to find this coat?

1251
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:07,880
He gets the radio work in or he just has it out on the desk or whatever.

1252
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:08,880
And then freedom.

1253
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:09,880
Not yet.

1254
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:10,880
That was a great one.

1255
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:11,880
That's such a freedom.

1256
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:12,880
Not yet.

1257
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:17,080
Punches him in the face with the generals coming off the plane.

1258
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:18,680
Longest grenades ever.

1259
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:22,160
So I wrote Simpsons on the TV.

1260
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:23,160
Yes.

1261
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:24,160
Yeah.

1262
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:25,160
Was that right?

1263
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:26,160
Is that right though, for the time?

1264
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:27,720
90, what year did Simpsons come out?

1265
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:29,400
Tracy Oldman, 1987.

1266
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:31,840
So that was season one of what we were watching.

1267
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:32,840
It adds up.

1268
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:34,440
Oh, it was season one that was on there.

1269
01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:35,440
Yeah.

1270
01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:36,440
Oh, yeah.

1271
01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:39,240
It was early or season two, but definitely one or two.

1272
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:40,240
Like the animation.

1273
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:53,680
That was still when I think, if I'm not mistaken, Skinner, not Skinner, whose Monty Burns is

1274
01:09:53,680 --> 01:10:02,120
Smithers was black and let's see what else was different.

1275
01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:03,120
What's crazy is.

1276
01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:04,120
Fox movie.

1277
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:05,120
I was checking.

1278
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:08,440
I just went back to look and see if it was a Fox movie.

1279
01:10:08,440 --> 01:10:17,040
If you look back at Old Simpsons, the animation, the voice acting is so different, such a stark

1280
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:23,440
difference from today that they've done direct references lately, like recently, where the

1281
01:10:23,440 --> 01:10:25,320
ghosts of the other Simpsons.

1282
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:29,640
There's a Halloween one where when I was doing all the Halloween specials on our last one

1283
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:39,400
and I watched every Simpsons treehouse, one of them was you see modern Homer, his ghost

1284
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:44,400
Marge from the previous, from the Tracy Oldman days, like old weird Marge comes out and starts

1285
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:45,400
doting on him.

1286
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:48,120
I love you, I love you.

1287
01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:52,400
You know, like doing the old, like just traditional housewife stuff that she used to do.

1288
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:53,600
And he loves it.

1289
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:59,760
And then some real Marge gets mad that he's like kind of cheating on her with ghost Marge.

1290
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,840
And so she gets a ghost, homie.

1291
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:02,840
It's very funny.

1292
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:03,840
Good stuff.

1293
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:06,920
But I like that they're playing it on the TV.

1294
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:12,200
And then I thought for sure that the CT unit was going to be the bad guy.

1295
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:15,760
At one point it tricks me and I'm like, oh, I thought for sure was going to be that.

1296
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:16,760
I was like, well, well, fuck.

1297
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:20,440
When he says that line where he says, I'm your kind of asshole.

1298
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:21,440
Your kind of asshole.

1299
01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:25,400
I really did have a moment where even though I knew he was the bad guy, it's still, oh,

1300
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:27,080
let's visit more parts of the airport.

1301
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,080
The daycare church.

1302
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:29,080
Daycare church.

1303
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:30,080
Jousting.

1304
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:35,080
Technically that sounds like the airport.

1305
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:38,640
Did you see the check marks I put on my?

1306
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:41,480
I just put airport daycare church.

1307
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:43,200
You were so high when you watched this.

1308
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:45,200
I loved it.

1309
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:48,160
Jousting on snowmobiles with machine guns.

1310
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:49,160
Yeah.

1311
01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:55,000
That brings us to Mike at a real arcade playing actual joust and doing good at it.

1312
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:58,480
We play joust and he's really good at old games.

1313
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:00,480
You should see him play dead by daylight.

1314
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:04,560
He will run into a wall for 20 minutes and not know what the fuck is going on.

1315
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:05,560
Give me a real joy.

1316
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:06,840
We play off road racing.

1317
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:12,800
The one that has the real wheel of the fucking pedals at the bar, he will destroy you.

1318
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:13,800
He'll play unlimitedly.

1319
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:15,800
I think he just beats the game.

1320
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:16,800
Yeah.

1321
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:17,800
It's still like it tired.

1322
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,280
It's still like it tired.

1323
01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:20,280
We had to move on.

1324
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:23,000
We were bored of watching him play race after race after race.

1325
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:26,760
He had a fully upgraded car.

1326
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:31,920
Then I put all those cops just suck at their jobs when he pulls his machine gun out and

1327
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:34,120
starts unloading on the captain.

1328
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:35,400
All the cops just look at him.

1329
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:36,400
It's like, oh, come on.

1330
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:37,400
I was watching.

1331
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:38,400
I'll stand back.

1332
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,400
He had so many holes in him.

1333
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:41,120
Then the captain respects him after that.

1334
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:43,920
That's when the captain's like, oh, shit, okay, you're right.

1335
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:44,920
Finally.

1336
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:47,520
All you had to do is fake shoot me.

1337
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:49,480
Here's something.

1338
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:55,280
When fat cop guy gets John in his car.

1339
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:56,280
Have you met my brother?

1340
01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:57,280
Have you met?

1341
01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:58,280
Has he said my brother?

1342
01:12:58,280 --> 01:12:59,280
Oh, have you met my brother?

1343
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:00,280
And he turns to him.

1344
01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:01,280
Was that supposed to be something?

1345
01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:02,280
That was the cop from the beginning.

1346
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:05,960
They gave him the ticket, the parking ticket, and towed his car.

1347
01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:07,640
Oh, fuck.

1348
01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:08,640
That's right.

1349
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:09,640
I thought he was the...

1350
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:12,000
That you were like, this guy's awesome in the beginning.

1351
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,480
I thought he was the cop.

1352
01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:16,240
I thought that was the same cop the whole time.

1353
01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:17,480
I thought the chief...

1354
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:21,120
I thought you were going to say that he's the cop from the first movie.

1355
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:22,120
The black cop.

1356
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:23,120
No, no, no.

1357
01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:24,120
Funny.

1358
01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:25,120
But that would have been funny.

1359
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:26,120
No, we get him.

1360
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:27,120
We get Winslow.

1361
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:28,840
Have you met my brother, though, would have been?

1362
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:29,840
Oh, yeah.

1363
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:32,760
If they were brothers, would be scary.

1364
01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:33,760
That would be funny.

1365
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:34,760
But he...

1366
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:35,760
Yeah, okay.

1367
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:36,760
So that makes sense.

1368
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:39,760
I thought that was maybe a reference to something.

1369
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:44,640
That was a famous duo of fat Italian guys or whatever in the world.

1370
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:49,560
These two fat Italian guys were probably real popular at the time in 1990.

1371
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:51,160
That's why it's like, have you met my brother?

1372
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:55,880
People in the audience were going, oh, my God, it's the two fat Italian guys we love.

1373
01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:56,880
But I can't...

1374
01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:57,880
I just didn't know.

1375
01:13:57,880 --> 01:13:58,880
So...

1376
01:13:58,880 --> 01:13:59,880
The cop from the beginning.

1377
01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:00,880
Yeah, the cop from the beginning.

1378
01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:03,560
Now I know.

1379
01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:04,560
So when...

1380
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:06,960
Okay, this is a nitpicky thing.

1381
01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:14,360
When our main guy, the main bad guy, when he's talking to the CTU, Black Jack Bauer,

1382
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:19,480
when he's talking to Black Bauer, he...

1383
01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:20,480
John Amos.

1384
01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:21,480
Oh, okay.

1385
01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:22,480
Yeah.

1386
01:14:22,480 --> 01:14:26,640
So he's talking to Black Bauer, he goes, clockwork.

1387
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:34,920
Now when he says it, it almost sounds like he's a dumb person saying like, clockwork.

1388
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:37,440
He should say, it's clockwork.

1389
01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:41,840
Now if he said, it's all clockwork or it's clockwork, then I get it.

1390
01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:43,920
But just say, clockwork.

1391
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:44,920
Like made me...

1392
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:48,360
I couldn't get out of my head, like the caveman speech of just like, it doesn't matter.

1393
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:50,520
It doesn't matter, just bugging me.

1394
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:52,520
Is fire faster than an airplane?

1395
01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:53,520
No.

1396
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:54,520
Yeah, no.

1397
01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:55,520
Did you look that up?

1398
01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:57,520
No, I think Mythbusters did a thing on it too, didn't they?

1399
01:14:57,520 --> 01:14:58,520
Yeah, it was a...

1400
01:14:58,520 --> 01:14:59,520
That's what I saw.

1401
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:00,520
I saw the video for Mythbusters.

1402
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:01,520
Yeah, it was a Mythbuster.

1403
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:02,520
Tried to recreate the scene.

1404
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:03,520
It's impossible.

1405
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:04,520
And it's slow, right?

1406
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:05,520
Yeah.

1407
01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:06,520
It's like a slow...

1408
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:07,520
Well, not only that, they couldn't catch it on fire.

1409
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:08,520
They didn't get a blowtorch to catch it on fire.

1410
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:09,520
A lighter will not light jet fuel.

1411
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:10,520
Yeah, jet fuel won't...

1412
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:11,520
Yeah.

1413
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:16,180
It's like a

1414
01:15:16,180 --> 01:15:17,180
Sorry, this movie is...

1415
01:15:17,180 --> 01:15:18,180
A lighter?

1416
01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:19,180
No, a lighter won't light jet fuel.

1417
01:15:19,180 --> 01:15:20,180
This movie is so free in 9-11.

1418
01:15:20,180 --> 01:15:22,520
I mean, this shit's got us really political.

1419
01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:23,520
Yeah.

1420
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:28,920
God, at this point though, is the whole...

1421
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:30,240
Can it melt still?

1422
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:33,520
That's our hard turn for next season is we're just gonna be a politics...

1423
01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:34,520
Politics heavy show.

1424
01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:35,520
Yeah.

1425
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:36,520
Where I have on different political...

1426
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:38,000
We're not smoking weed anymore.

1427
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,000
Yeah.

1428
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,800
We're just talking politics and religion.

1429
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:45,520
I get everyone from different perspectives and we'll all just argue with each other for

1430
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:47,520
nine and a half.

1431
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:51,040
Wouldn't all the planes hit the other planes if they're all using the same fire streak

1432
01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:52,040
as a place to land?

1433
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:53,040
Yeah, you think...

1434
01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:56,320
Literally, you see a line of airplanes.

1435
01:15:56,320 --> 01:16:00,600
First off, how did they all now all of the sudden know exactly where they are to line

1436
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:01,880
up the way that they are?

1437
01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:02,880
Yeah.

1438
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:04,120
Like, no, we're talking...

1439
01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:05,120
They're all in a blizzard.

1440
01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:08,800
Three or four of those planes crashed into each other just to line up trying to get to

1441
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:09,800
that fire.

1442
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:12,400
All of them are coming from the same direction.

1443
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,560
No one decided, oh, fire, let me go from this way.

1444
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:15,560
I see some fire.

1445
01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:17,360
Now they're all heading towards each other.

1446
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:19,520
Not a clean solution like they would like you to think.

1447
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:21,360
A lot of people died.

1448
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:25,720
The smoke effect at an hour and 52 minutes, which I pointed out to them before this is

1449
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:28,120
really fucking cool.

1450
01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:29,120
It's John.

1451
01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:33,640
It's a huge open shot and he's running and the planes are landing and there's a fucking

1452
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:37,480
explosion and a huge pillar of black smoke.

1453
01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:42,080
It turns into a goddamn smoke tornado and it's fucking awesome.

1454
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:43,080
I loved it.

1455
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:46,160
I watched it 20 goddamn times and I'll watch it again.

1456
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:50,120
However, there's a couple other special effects in this.

1457
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:57,400
Like when McLean is fighting the guys on the scaffolding, when the scaffolding falls on

1458
01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:58,400
the guy...

1459
01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:01,400
Oh yeah, when he pushes the scaffolding over and it falls on the guy.

1460
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:04,720
Did you notice the flop of the dummy?

1461
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,960
It was such an obvious dummy.

1462
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:07,960
It was hilarious.

1463
01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:08,960
It went...

1464
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:09,960
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1465
01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:15,520
In the middle it was such an obvious dummy.

1466
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:18,520
And his roll in that where he rolled on the ground to shoot you.

1467
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:23,720
I will say the fact that he didn't get shot and that roll was silly.

1468
01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:24,720
No one would do that.

1469
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:25,720
Super slow roll.

1470
01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:27,480
But I think he...

1471
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:28,480
Maybe he...

1472
01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:34,960
Well, because later on, I know the fifth element, he does something similar to that.

1473
01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:37,040
I think he does another similar type roll.

1474
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:38,040
I think it's like maybe...

1475
01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:39,040
Or no.

1476
01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:40,040
Or maybe it's one of the later...

1477
01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:41,040
Another diehards.

1478
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:42,040
Diehards.

1479
01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:44,000
Maybe that's part of his repertoire moves now.

1480
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:46,680
It's like he can walk on glass.

1481
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:49,600
He can make funny ho-ho-ho's.

1482
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:51,080
I have machine guns.

1483
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:54,120
He can deal with some real...

1484
01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:55,120
Yep, yippee-ki-yay.

1485
01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:58,640
And then deal with real emotional trauma.

1486
01:17:58,640 --> 01:17:59,640
And roll very slow.

1487
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:00,640
And roll very slow.

1488
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:04,120
And make grenades take longer.

1489
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:05,120
Yeah.

1490
01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:06,120
I think he...

1491
01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:09,480
Yeah, I think he definitely...

1492
01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:10,480
This had to have changed him.

1493
01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:11,880
I think this is what causes the divorce.

1494
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:12,880
Oh yeah, my last...

1495
01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:13,880
One of my notes is...

1496
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:14,880
Wait a minute.

1497
01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:15,880
What?

1498
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:16,880
What?

1499
01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:19,320
She's like, yeah, we can't be together anymore.

1500
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:20,800
We're both getting caught up in shit.

1501
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:22,280
Why does this keep happening to us?

1502
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:23,280
Oh well, shit.

1503
01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:24,280
We better just get divorced.

1504
01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:25,280
Well, no, that's what I put.

1505
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:26,560
What a sweet romantic ending.

1506
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:28,240
Hope they don't get divorced in the next one.

1507
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:30,080
They're divorced by three.

1508
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:31,080
Or they're separated in three.

1509
01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:32,080
But how many years later was three?

1510
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:33,080
I don't know.

1511
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:34,080
I don't know.

1512
01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:35,080
I don't remember.

1513
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:36,080
But it's been...

1514
01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:37,080
2005.

1515
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:38,080
So like seven, five years?

1516
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:39,080
No.

1517
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:40,080
No.

1518
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:41,080
Three was 2000?

1519
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:42,080
No.

1520
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:46,080
No, three with the vengeance came out in 95, 96 maybe.

1521
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:48,920
So it would have been just a few short years after this.

1522
01:18:48,920 --> 01:18:52,840
Because 2005 was Live Free or Die, right?

1523
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:53,840
Live Free or Die Hard.

1524
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:57,080
A good day to die hard.

1525
01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:58,080
Or Live Free and Die Hard.

1526
01:18:58,080 --> 01:18:59,080
Live Free.

1527
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:00,080
Which one was the last one?

1528
01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:01,080
I don't know.

1529
01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:02,080
They all got confused.

1530
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:03,080
Yeah.

1531
01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:04,080
They're good names.

1532
01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:05,560
Don't get us wrong.

1533
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:09,600
I like the one that had Kevin Smith and Justin Longley.

1534
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:12,000
I think that was the first...

1535
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,000
The fourth one.

1536
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,800
Yeah, it was the fourth one.

1537
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:16,440
Wikipedia will tell us the franchise.

1538
01:19:16,440 --> 01:19:23,200
But the fourth one is one of those things where it's the Indiana Jones Four Effect.

1539
01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:27,560
Where you first watch it, you're like, ooh, this isn't the Die Hard I grew up on.

1540
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:29,360
I don't know how I feel about it.

1541
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:30,360
Five years later.

1542
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:31,360
Yeah.

1543
01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:34,640
And then you watch the...and then you're like, I don't know how I feel about this.

1544
01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:40,520
But then they make another Indiana Jones and you look back on the ancient aliens one and

1545
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:43,400
you're like, oh, that wasn't too bad.

1546
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:45,680
I kind of like Shia LaBeouf as his son.

1547
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:46,680
Like that's cool.

1548
01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:49,520
That's fun.

1549
01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:52,440
And if they do another Indiana Jones, that's the only way to save the one that they just

1550
01:19:52,440 --> 01:19:56,680
made with Dial of Destiny is to make one more Indiana Jones and make it be the worst so

1551
01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:59,480
that you look back on Dial of Destiny and go, that wasn't too bad.

1552
01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:01,340
Which I still haven't seen yet.

1553
01:20:01,340 --> 01:20:04,120
But we'll get into RECREX later.

1554
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:05,120
It has to do with Indiana Jones.

1555
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:06,120
That's why he's on the brain.

1556
01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:09,080
Well, we're not probably going to get into Die Hard now, unfortunately.

1557
01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:10,080
Yeah.

1558
01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:11,080
Definitely.

1559
01:20:11,080 --> 01:20:12,080
Unless somebody else takes the role.

1560
01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:13,800
Well, somebody else takes the role, I guess.

1561
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:19,520
Or is it him battling mental disease?

1562
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:20,520
Yeah.

1563
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:23,120
And shooting random people.

1564
01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:24,120
Yippee.

1565
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:25,120
Yippee.

1566
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:26,120
Yippee.

1567
01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:27,120
Yippee something or another.

1568
01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:28,120
No, it just says yippee over.

1569
01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:31,840
Just blinking.

1570
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:36,120
Just blink.

1571
01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:40,920
Why did the reporter chick point to John and Holly, to her cameraman?

1572
01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:41,920
He turns his camera.

1573
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:43,440
He says, oh, that's sweet.

1574
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:44,440
She goes, yep, sure is.

1575
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:47,040
And it covers the camera with her hand.

1576
01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:49,320
That was stupid of her as a producer of the show.

1577
01:20:49,320 --> 01:20:53,400
I get that she was trying to protect their modesty, but why point to them?

1578
01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:55,000
He was filming other shit.

1579
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:58,200
She points to him, like, oh, look at that over there, catch it.

1580
01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:00,920
He looks over and she's like, they're all like, yeah, that's sweet.

1581
01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:01,920
That's a great shot.

1582
01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:02,920
Then she covers it like fucking bitch.

1583
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:03,920
She changed her mind after.

1584
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:04,920
Yeah.

1585
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:07,560
Or maybe she was just talking to him normally she was thinking.

1586
01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:08,560
Yeah.

1587
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:09,560
I don't know.

1588
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:10,560
It could be.

1589
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:11,560
I don't know.

1590
01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:12,560
I don't know.

1591
01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:18,160
I've seen enough of the scream at movies to know how a reporter chick can treat and

1592
01:21:18,160 --> 01:21:24,780
control her cameraman at her whim to know that she knew what she was doing.

1593
01:21:24,780 --> 01:21:25,780
The janitor, great.

1594
01:21:25,780 --> 01:21:28,200
There's no way I'm cleaning this mess up.

1595
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:30,160
That was just a great line to kind of end on.

1596
01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:33,600
And I put it's definitely Christmas music or Christmas movie.

1597
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:37,160
Let it let it snow or it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.

1598
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:39,520
I think this is what's playing at the end.

1599
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:44,280
So yeah.

1600
01:21:44,280 --> 01:21:54,040
Despite all its faults and despite it being the most serious of the diehards, I feel because

1601
01:21:54,040 --> 01:21:55,680
the first one is just all right.

1602
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:59,280
There's a party full of rich people, upper class rich people.

1603
01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:02,520
They're all being held hostage by some guy that wants their money.

1604
01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:05,120
At that point, I'm like, OK, just give him his money.

1605
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:07,680
If John McClane wants to get involved and protect his wife.

1606
01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:08,800
OK, that's cool.

1607
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:09,920
Let's watch an action movie.

1608
01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:14,960
I don't care about anyone enough other than John McClane and his wife.

1609
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:16,280
You know, maybe whatever.

1610
01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:21,880
But this one, this is random civilians on a plane.

1611
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:24,440
This is just, hey, I'm going home for the holidays.

1612
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:25,440
I'm visiting my family.

1613
01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:26,440
Now what?

1614
01:22:26,440 --> 01:22:28,380
We're just stuck up in the sky.

1615
01:22:28,380 --> 01:22:30,480
It's scary for everyone.

1616
01:22:30,480 --> 01:22:32,960
It's scary for people at the airport waiting for their loved ones.

1617
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:34,760
It's scary for people on the plane.

1618
01:22:34,760 --> 01:22:37,640
Like the fact that John McClane failed.

1619
01:22:37,640 --> 01:22:42,740
The fact that 230 people fucking die is tragic.

1620
01:22:42,740 --> 01:22:45,700
This is a hard, dark movie.

1621
01:22:45,700 --> 01:22:48,100
It's fun and it's wrapped in silliness.

1622
01:22:48,100 --> 01:22:49,660
So it's easy to watch.

1623
01:22:49,660 --> 01:22:53,560
But if you really think about it, the actual plot line to it is very dark.

1624
01:22:53,560 --> 01:22:57,800
So I've watched Faces of Death for that for some reason for that Halloween thing.

1625
01:22:57,800 --> 01:23:00,400
I can't remember why I would do that to myself.

1626
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:01,400
But I watched it.

1627
01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:04,840
And at the end, they show you the aftermath of 747 plane crash.

1628
01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:08,600
And I'll tell you, that's not something you walk away from.

1629
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:15,200
And having seen and be like, this is something we can just, you know, la de da, just blah,

1630
01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:17,840
blah, blah, way past a plane crash.

1631
01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:22,000
So yeah, it's fucked up.

1632
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:26,520
But despite all of its flaws, I guess, if you want to say silly moments.

1633
01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:27,520
But it's great.

1634
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:28,520
Yeah.

1635
01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:29,520
It's one of the best.

1636
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:31,240
It's a classic.

1637
01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:32,240
It's one of the best.

1638
01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:35,840
I still think Three is my absolute favorite diehard of all time.

1639
01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:38,320
And I can't wait for next year, next December.

1640
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:39,840
Really this is a December thing.

1641
01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:41,640
This isn't so much a season finale.

1642
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:44,600
We've happened to end two of our seasons in December.

1643
01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:48,320
But this really is going to just be our Christmas thing, like a season, you know, the end of

1644
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:49,320
the year tree.

1645
01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:50,800
It's more of our end of the year.

1646
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:54,840
Diehard New Year treat is not treat.

1647
01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:55,840
Thanks for listening.

1648
01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:56,840
Look how vain we are.

1649
01:23:56,840 --> 01:23:57,840
Treat for us.

1650
01:23:57,840 --> 01:23:58,840
The treat for us.

1651
01:23:58,840 --> 01:23:59,840
Watch a good movie.

1652
01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:00,840
Yeah.

1653
01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:01,840
But next year.

1654
01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:09,480
So let's rate this and then let's get into what our next movie is and also our new kind

1655
01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:11,400
of rules going forward a little bit.

1656
01:24:11,400 --> 01:24:12,520
I'll explain them to the audience.

1657
01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:17,880
So I'm going to give this a B plus because I fucking loved it.

1658
01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:21,720
This is maybe maybe my fifth watch through.

1659
01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:24,120
It's not something I watch all the time.

1660
01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:26,200
If I'm going to watch Diehard, it's going to be three.

1661
01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:27,800
And I've seen that probably a dozen times.

1662
01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:30,080
You know, like that's one of my top go to.

1663
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:31,080
I love the villains.

1664
01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:32,880
I love everything about it.

1665
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:34,880
I love Samuel Jackson.

1666
01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:37,500
I just it's so good.

1667
01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:38,680
So this does.

1668
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:41,360
But still, this is like I think a perfect diehard.

1669
01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:43,000
B plus.

1670
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:44,560
I agree with the rating.

1671
01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:46,600
Definitely B plus.

1672
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:48,200
Despite some flaws, things like that.

1673
01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:50,320
But it's got a lot of great one liners.

1674
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:53,240
Maybe at some points a little over the top on it.

1675
01:24:53,240 --> 01:24:55,840
But it's it's I still enjoy it.

1676
01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:58,080
Like it's a B plus.

1677
01:24:58,080 --> 01:24:59,080
I love it.

1678
01:24:59,080 --> 01:25:00,080
I'm not going B plus.

1679
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:03,920
I'm going B. But that's you know, that's because it has so much silly in it.

1680
01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:04,920
Yeah.

1681
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:06,800
And part of it, of course, I was in the military.

1682
01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:08,560
I think I might be the only one was it was.

1683
01:25:08,560 --> 01:25:09,560
Yeah.

1684
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:15,120
I love this stuff like the 37 seconds uses the airplane ejector seat.

1685
01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:22,480
There's just some so ridiculous things that I have to take away from it to go to a B because

1686
01:25:22,480 --> 01:25:23,960
it's very ridiculous.

1687
01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:24,960
But I love it.

1688
01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:27,080
It's not it's not a bad thing at all.

1689
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:28,080
Yeah.

1690
01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:29,320
So our grade is going to be a B plus.

1691
01:25:29,320 --> 01:25:32,560
Be harder.

1692
01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:36,640
Now next week or maybe maybe two weeks, there could be a week break.

1693
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:37,640
It's Christmas coming up.

1694
01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:39,520
You know, so just we'll we'll see what happens.

1695
01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:46,360
But most likely a week or two from now, we are going to debut our next season.

1696
01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:48,880
And in the season, we're hoping is going to be full video.

1697
01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:49,880
So keep an eye out for that.

1698
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:55,680
We've got some ideas, but it should be us on screen, full screens, you know, us talking,

1699
01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:58,320
you know, the way it should be.

1700
01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:00,000
Hopefully we get some cool things going on.

1701
01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:05,800
But we would like if you in the audience comments, any of our videos, I get notifications for

1702
01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:09,560
all of them, please leave what movies you want us to review.

1703
01:26:09,560 --> 01:26:12,900
We are now with officially season four.

1704
01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:18,000
We're stepping away from to be exclusive, which we've kind of been doing for the last

1705
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:19,000
couple of months.

1706
01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:20,000
Yes.

1707
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:21,000
You know, some of our special Christmas.

1708
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:26,200
But we used to do to be only in the whole point of it was it was free.

1709
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:30,040
It's accessible for everybody, which, you know, is great.

1710
01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:34,880
And that it forced us to watch things that we normally wouldn't watch.

1711
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:41,200
So but now season four, I feel like we've already done 100.

1712
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:48,040
You know, we've already done so many movie reviews that that I wanted to open it up to.

1713
01:26:48,040 --> 01:26:51,280
I mean, sorry, we're still doing movies, but I want to open it up to just now.

1714
01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:56,240
Any so any streaming platform that we have available to us, because I also want to open

1715
01:26:56,240 --> 01:27:00,640
it up to people giving us genuine, genuine movie like suggestions.

1716
01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:05,160
I don't want you guys at home to be limited by just what's on to be at that moment, because

1717
01:27:05,160 --> 01:27:08,080
you could say, oh, hey, this is on to be.

1718
01:27:08,080 --> 01:27:10,680
And then when we get to it, it's not right.

1719
01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:11,680
And then what's the point?

1720
01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:12,680
So we want to open this up to everything.

1721
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:14,680
Just make it completely open.

1722
01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:22,440
So with that being said, our very first movie suggestion is My Bloody Valentine, which is

1723
01:27:22,440 --> 01:27:24,760
a screen name for who did that?

1724
01:27:24,760 --> 01:27:26,680
Well, no, I don't have it up here.

1725
01:27:26,680 --> 01:27:28,000
I didn't I didn't know if I was going to do that.

1726
01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:33,040
I thought about it and I was thinking like, I don't know if I want to start calling people

1727
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:37,200
out this early because we only have like a few comments.

1728
01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:38,200
Right.

1729
01:27:38,200 --> 01:27:40,720
So maybe when it gets bigger.

1730
01:27:40,720 --> 01:27:45,400
But right now, it's just yeah, we got My Bloody Valentine.

1731
01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:47,920
And it was so yeah, so that's our next movie.

1732
01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:51,780
It's gonna be our season premiere, season four on video.

1733
01:27:51,780 --> 01:27:52,780
So look out for that.

1734
01:27:52,780 --> 01:27:53,780
OK, super excited.

1735
01:27:53,780 --> 01:27:54,780
It's gonna be fun.

1736
01:27:54,780 --> 01:27:57,640
Are we actually do video?

1737
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:58,640
We're actually going to do it.

1738
01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:00,240
We're going to be at a desk.

1739
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:02,160
I feel like every season you say that.

1740
01:28:02,160 --> 01:28:03,160
Yeah, no, don't.

1741
01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:04,760
It's only one season I let everyone down.

1742
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:06,040
And then there was some video.

1743
01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:07,040
So it wasn't a lie.

1744
01:28:07,040 --> 01:28:08,040
Yeah, it's true.

1745
01:28:08,040 --> 01:28:09,040
There was some.

1746
01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:10,200
There was some.

1747
01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:13,020
So My Bloody Valentine.

1748
01:28:13,020 --> 01:28:38,800
And this will be our last recreational recommendation for the season.

1749
01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:40,120
Make it good, everybody.

1750
01:28:40,120 --> 01:28:45,200
And I will go first, I would like to recommend the very popular.

1751
01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:48,080
It looks like it's very well reviewed.

1752
01:28:48,080 --> 01:28:51,480
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle video game.

1753
01:28:51,480 --> 01:28:53,560
It's available on Game Pass.

1754
01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:56,280
It's also you can go buy it.

1755
01:28:56,280 --> 01:29:00,080
But if you have PlayStation, you have to wait.

1756
01:29:00,080 --> 01:29:06,200
But if you have anything else, if you have an Xbox or PC or computer, then I would say

1757
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:07,200
go play it.

1758
01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:11,120
But if you're if you're on computer, don't go.

1759
01:29:11,120 --> 01:29:14,680
I would say don't buy it for sixty dollars because that's silly.

1760
01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:16,760
Go get Game Pass for twenty dollars.

1761
01:29:16,760 --> 01:29:18,840
It's ultimate PC Game Pass.

1762
01:29:18,840 --> 01:29:20,280
And pretty much for any games now.

1763
01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:21,280
And I can't imagine.

1764
01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:22,280
Well, it's not every.

1765
01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:23,280
Not every.

1766
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:25,240
But there's a lot of games it doesn't have.

1767
01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:27,440
But there's a lot it does have.

1768
01:29:27,440 --> 01:29:31,600
And when it's a Bethesda game or when it's something big like this, usually you get a

1769
01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:32,600
day one.

1770
01:29:32,600 --> 01:29:38,360
So right now they have they have the alien dark descent, which isn't brand new.

1771
01:29:38,360 --> 01:29:43,200
But they have that they have Indiana Jones just came out stalker to parts of Chinoah

1772
01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:44,480
where Hottish Heart of Chinoah.

1773
01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:45,840
Well, they've a lot of good stuff.

1774
01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:47,640
I guess this is a wreck for Game Pass.

1775
01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:50,360
But if you get it, play Indiana Jones.

1776
01:29:50,360 --> 01:29:51,880
It's so fucking good.

1777
01:29:51,880 --> 01:29:52,880
Yeah.

1778
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:56,640
You were talking about earlier this week and when I found out it wasn't on PlayStation,

1779
01:29:56,640 --> 01:30:01,920
you got me thinking really, really long and hard about getting the Amazon Firestick so

1780
01:30:01,920 --> 01:30:04,680
I can get a new game pass on stream it.

1781
01:30:04,680 --> 01:30:05,680
Yeah.

1782
01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:07,680
You also begin a game pass.

1783
01:30:07,680 --> 01:30:10,400
The cool thing about Game Pass is it's not limited.

1784
01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:14,680
So I paid twenty dollars a month for the game for the ultimate game pass deal because I

1785
01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:16,680
have Xbox at my house.

1786
01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:22,320
But and I don't know how long this is going to last, but you can share game pass.

1787
01:30:22,320 --> 01:30:27,720
OK, like my grandson, I pay for my game pass account, but he gets to get his own log in

1788
01:30:27,720 --> 01:30:28,720
and everything.

1789
01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:31,280
My son has an Xbox and I pay for his game pass.

1790
01:30:31,280 --> 01:30:32,760
Yeah, but you can also play on that.

1791
01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:33,960
I could play on that same game pass.

1792
01:30:33,960 --> 01:30:37,920
Yeah, you just put your your thing in and you log in under that one and then you add

1793
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:40,120
yourself as a family member.

1794
01:30:40,120 --> 01:30:41,120
OK.

1795
01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:45,120
And but it also does not so far have to be in the same house.

1796
01:30:45,120 --> 01:30:46,120
Oh, that's interesting.

1797
01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:47,120
OK.

1798
01:30:47,120 --> 01:30:50,640
And it's I mean, I know all the streamers are getting away from that, but Game Pass

1799
01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:52,240
still works that way fine.

1800
01:30:52,240 --> 01:30:58,320
I have an Xbox at my house, Xbox at my daughter's house, PC at my house, PC at my daughter's

1801
01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:01,000
house, my grandson that plays them all.

1802
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:02,000
Yeah.

1803
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,680
So it's it's talk about value.

1804
01:31:03,680 --> 01:31:05,280
That's yeah, that's true.

1805
01:31:05,280 --> 01:31:06,280
Serious value.

1806
01:31:06,280 --> 01:31:07,280
Yeah.

1807
01:31:07,280 --> 01:31:08,280
Yeah.

1808
01:31:08,280 --> 01:31:11,840
So that's mine is it's a super great game.

1809
01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:13,200
Story's awesome.

1810
01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:15,800
It plays like a really good Indiana Jones movie.

1811
01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:19,480
They got the motion capture per like, I don't know.

1812
01:31:19,480 --> 01:31:22,440
Not motion capture, but they got the likeness of him.

1813
01:31:22,440 --> 01:31:23,440
Perfect.

1814
01:31:23,440 --> 01:31:24,440
Absolutely.

1815
01:31:24,440 --> 01:31:26,120
Just super good game.

1816
01:31:26,120 --> 01:31:32,360
I wish I could finish playing it, but if you have a low end PC that's barely able to run

1817
01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:35,000
it, it's broken right now beyond beyond fixing.

1818
01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:36,000
So I'm waiting for an update.

1819
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:41,040
So I guess it's a weird recommendation because I can't even I'm on the very, very, very last

1820
01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:44,520
level and I can't beat it because it's failing to allocate memory.

1821
01:31:44,520 --> 01:31:46,640
And we're not going to get into that right now.

1822
01:31:46,640 --> 01:31:49,440
Can you log on to your game on your Xbox?

1823
01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:51,400
I don't think it works on Xbox one.

1824
01:31:51,400 --> 01:31:53,880
I don't have a series.

1825
01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:59,360
I haven't used this I haven't needed to upgrade my Xbox since getting a PC.

1826
01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:00,760
But yeah, that's my shit.

1827
01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:12,520
So Brendan, I would say this week I watched the animated Watchmen part one on Max and

1828
01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:13,520
it's pretty good.

1829
01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:15,040
I mean, I don't know the comics.

1830
01:32:15,040 --> 01:32:19,720
I never read the comics, but you know, Andy about it and he said it's more true to the

1831
01:32:19,720 --> 01:32:20,720
comics.

1832
01:32:20,720 --> 01:32:23,320
And you know, I'm definitely waiting for part two.

1833
01:32:23,320 --> 01:32:24,640
I don't know if there's going to be a part three.

1834
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:25,960
I don't know how many parts it is.

1835
01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:28,600
So the movie is different than it's different from the movie.

1836
01:32:28,600 --> 01:32:31,340
It feels very similar, but there's added stuff.

1837
01:32:31,340 --> 01:32:36,880
So it's almost like it feels OK, similar to the extended version of the movie, not the

1838
01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:39,920
theatrical release, but the extended version.

1839
01:32:39,920 --> 01:32:44,040
But there's like a still few things that are kind of like missing from the movie that were

1840
01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:45,960
in the animated one.

1841
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:50,760
One of them was a kid who's reading this comic book series at like a newspaper stand.

1842
01:32:50,760 --> 01:32:53,720
It's like a pirate themed comic book series.

1843
01:32:53,720 --> 01:32:54,960
And it's pretty cool.

1844
01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:55,960
Like it's pretty interesting.

1845
01:32:55,960 --> 01:32:56,960
Yeah.

1846
01:32:56,960 --> 01:33:02,800
I'm just that's what I'm sure Max is doing is they're just adapting the comic into an

1847
01:33:02,800 --> 01:33:03,800
animated series.

1848
01:33:03,800 --> 01:33:04,800
It feels good.

1849
01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:07,160
I like it because the show, the movie can only do so much.

1850
01:33:07,160 --> 01:33:08,160
Yeah.

1851
01:33:08,160 --> 01:33:09,160
And so they cut out like that.

1852
01:33:09,160 --> 01:33:14,360
That would have been a huge chunk of it would have been at least 10 minutes of movie time

1853
01:33:14,360 --> 01:33:16,040
to have that kid reading the book.

1854
01:33:16,040 --> 01:33:18,200
And then they did in the extended cut.

1855
01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:22,760
Did they show did they have an animated version of the comic book?

1856
01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:30,200
The the I thought that for the Watchmen movie, the original, the extended cut, the DVD, whatever

1857
01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:34,760
the Blu Ray, you might have had something in the like a 20 minute little short or a 10

1858
01:33:34,760 --> 01:33:39,840
minute little short that you could watch alongside it or with it or whatever.

1859
01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:42,720
But OK, yeah, I mean, that that's on my list.

1860
01:33:42,720 --> 01:33:46,800
Yeah, I don't know how many parts there's going to be, but I know at least two because

1861
01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:53,680
now what's crazy about Watchmen is because Watchmen in D.C. are on the same

1862
01:33:53,680 --> 01:33:54,680
comic line.

1863
01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:55,680
It's it's weird.

1864
01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:59,680
I don't know because I don't think I don't think Watchmen is D.C.

1865
01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:01,960
I thought it was image.

1866
01:34:01,960 --> 01:34:02,960
I don't know.

1867
01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:07,400
But whatever it is, they now are completely connected.

1868
01:34:07,400 --> 01:34:15,100
So the Watchmen universe and D.C. now have a crossover event or did a year ago where

1869
01:34:15,100 --> 01:34:20,560
like Batman is working with them and shit doing stuff.

1870
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:23,520
So like, yeah, I haven't read those yet, though.

1871
01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:24,520
It's on my list as well.

1872
01:34:24,520 --> 01:34:25,520
How about you, Mike?

1873
01:34:25,520 --> 01:34:26,520
Well, are you ready?

1874
01:34:26,520 --> 01:34:30,520
Everybody ready for another fight between myself and Andy?

1875
01:34:30,520 --> 01:34:31,520
Oh, no.

1876
01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:37,560
He already knows what I'm going to recommend.

1877
01:34:37,560 --> 01:34:41,840
I'm watching the anthology series.

1878
01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:42,840
Oh, yeah.

1879
01:34:42,840 --> 01:34:43,840
Secret level.

1880
01:34:43,840 --> 01:34:44,840
Oh, on the.

1881
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:45,840
On front.

1882
01:34:45,840 --> 01:34:50,360
And I think Andy disagrees with me.

1883
01:34:50,360 --> 01:34:51,760
Have you both watched it already?

1884
01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:52,760
I've only seen two episodes.

1885
01:34:52,760 --> 01:34:53,760
I haven't watched the other episode.

1886
01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:54,760
No, no, no.

1887
01:34:54,760 --> 01:34:55,760
I haven't.

1888
01:34:55,760 --> 01:34:56,760
I haven't yet.

1889
01:34:56,760 --> 01:34:59,960
I haven't seen any of it yet, but it looks good.

1890
01:34:59,960 --> 01:35:00,960
It's amazing.

1891
01:35:00,960 --> 01:35:01,960
Yeah.

1892
01:35:01,960 --> 01:35:06,960
I'm on episode six, I think now I've been watching any pick levels out to watch.

1893
01:35:06,960 --> 01:35:07,960
I watched.

1894
01:35:07,960 --> 01:35:08,960
I just started it at one.

1895
01:35:08,960 --> 01:35:11,360
I watched with two things that sounded interesting to me.

1896
01:35:11,360 --> 01:35:12,360
The other ones did.

1897
01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:14,800
Now, is there like a through line or is it?

1898
01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:15,800
No, no, no.

1899
01:35:15,800 --> 01:35:16,800
Just 10 minute little shows.

1900
01:35:16,800 --> 01:35:23,240
No, it's a true anthology, true anthology series with different video game adaptations.

1901
01:35:23,240 --> 01:35:26,480
And I have gotten past now we were talking about the other day about the Pac-Man.

1902
01:35:26,480 --> 01:35:27,480
Yeah.

1903
01:35:27,480 --> 01:35:28,480
And you're right, that was a strange choice.

1904
01:35:28,480 --> 01:35:29,480
Adaptation is a weird choice.

1905
01:35:29,480 --> 01:35:33,920
But I heard that the Pac-Man one had kind of some payoff with the new Pac-Man game trailer

1906
01:35:33,920 --> 01:35:35,400
that came out at the Game Awards.

1907
01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:36,400
Oh, I didn't see that.

1908
01:35:36,400 --> 01:35:37,960
Do not know because I haven't seen that.

1909
01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:38,960
I'll have to watch that.

1910
01:35:38,960 --> 01:35:39,960
But I can tell you, it's weird.

1911
01:35:39,960 --> 01:35:41,520
That's all I can tell you.

1912
01:35:41,520 --> 01:35:43,920
They're using that style of animation.

1913
01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:49,200
My buddy told me about this, that the Pac-Man episode is going to be what the new Pac-Man

1914
01:35:49,200 --> 01:35:50,520
game is going to look like.

1915
01:35:50,520 --> 01:35:51,520
OK, that's a.

1916
01:35:51,520 --> 01:35:52,520
Yeah, it's a.

1917
01:35:52,520 --> 01:35:53,520
That's what he's.

1918
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:58,720
We're going to have to see this trailer because that's a weird thing that would be happening.

1919
01:35:58,720 --> 01:35:59,720
Trust me.

1920
01:35:59,720 --> 01:36:00,720
I haven't seen either.

1921
01:36:00,720 --> 01:36:02,240
No, no, no, because here's the thing.

1922
01:36:02,240 --> 01:36:07,120
If what you're saying is true, the new Pac-Man game is going to be similar to what this thing

1923
01:36:07,120 --> 01:36:08,120
is.

1924
01:36:08,120 --> 01:36:09,120
It's not Pac-Man.

1925
01:36:09,120 --> 01:36:11,120
Then it's going to be like a Raided M Pac-Man.

1926
01:36:11,120 --> 01:36:12,120
Yes.

1927
01:36:12,120 --> 01:36:13,120
Oh, this.

1928
01:36:13,120 --> 01:36:14,120
Yeah, it's not.

1929
01:36:14,120 --> 01:36:15,120
It could be Miss Pac-Man.

1930
01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:19,760
That would be funny because it's like an adventure game.

1931
01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:21,760
It's not going to be like your traditional Pac-Man.

1932
01:36:21,760 --> 01:36:23,960
OK, I need to see this trailer immediately.

1933
01:36:23,960 --> 01:36:30,760
So there's Unreal Tournament is one of the games on their D&D Warhammer Dungeons and Dragons

1934
01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:33,800
Warhammer, which is the one they're pushing the hardest of Warhammer.

1935
01:36:33,800 --> 01:36:35,240
It wasn't my favorite one.

1936
01:36:35,240 --> 01:36:41,040
My favorite one was probably either Unreal Tournament or or the very first one, which

1937
01:36:41,040 --> 01:36:42,800
is the Dungeons and Dragons.

1938
01:36:42,800 --> 01:36:48,200
But you know what the thing is, is these are all like pushes for something because like,

1939
01:36:48,200 --> 01:36:49,200
yeah, you're right.

1940
01:36:49,200 --> 01:36:51,520
The Warhammer, they want more people to Warhammer.

1941
01:36:51,520 --> 01:36:55,800
They want more kids in the Warhammer because Warhammer is a business at this point.

1942
01:36:55,800 --> 01:37:00,600
You could go to Warhammer stores in like certain big, big, big, big cities like New York or

1943
01:37:00,600 --> 01:37:04,080
whatever, where you could go and spend thousands and thousands of dollars.

1944
01:37:04,080 --> 01:37:06,080
Yeah, they even gave them.

1945
01:37:06,080 --> 01:37:07,640
Prime's actually on their Prime Gaming.

1946
01:37:07,640 --> 01:37:10,000
They're giving away the Warhammer to go with this kind of.

1947
01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:11,680
Yeah, plus they have a shitload of video games.

1948
01:37:11,680 --> 01:37:13,760
Like Warhammer is a big universe.

1949
01:37:13,760 --> 01:37:16,040
They're trying to get more and more people into it.

1950
01:37:16,040 --> 01:37:21,520
When they give D&D also, they're making a big push to get more people into D&D, like

1951
01:37:21,520 --> 01:37:23,360
getting that brand off the ground.

1952
01:37:23,360 --> 01:37:31,320
But and then Unreal Tournament, because Unreal Engine, if you have Epic Games Store, it gives

1953
01:37:31,320 --> 01:37:33,560
you Unreal Engine for free.

1954
01:37:33,560 --> 01:37:34,560
Yeah.

1955
01:37:34,560 --> 01:37:38,040
And one of the things that they give you to fuck around with is Unreal Tournament.

1956
01:37:38,040 --> 01:37:40,800
So they give you brand new Unreal Tournament.

1957
01:37:40,800 --> 01:37:42,200
They're like, here's everything.

1958
01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:43,560
We'll teach you how to code from here.

1959
01:37:43,560 --> 01:37:45,360
You can adjust levels from here.

1960
01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:50,520
So right now, currently, Unreal Tournament is full of just people have user made maps

1961
01:37:50,520 --> 01:37:54,400
and guns and, you know, not guns, but they do different stuff.

1962
01:37:54,400 --> 01:37:55,400
It's cool.

1963
01:37:55,400 --> 01:38:00,840
So but the show, amazing graphics stuff, it's kind of amazing.

1964
01:38:00,840 --> 01:38:05,200
You look at the my wife actually watched some of these with me last night was just amazed

1965
01:38:05,200 --> 01:38:06,200
by him.

1966
01:38:06,200 --> 01:38:09,120
And she's she's actually the one that pointed out.

1967
01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:11,360
She's like.

1968
01:38:11,360 --> 01:38:17,240
How a few years ago, Avatar was amazing, amazing graphics.

1969
01:38:17,240 --> 01:38:21,480
And this now, I will say, because we put them side by side after that we were literally

1970
01:38:21,480 --> 01:38:22,480
talking about it.

1971
01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:24,400
We put them side by side.

1972
01:38:24,400 --> 01:38:27,480
I'm not 100% sure.

1973
01:38:27,480 --> 01:38:32,320
I would say with what we were watching, this has better graphics quality.

1974
01:38:32,320 --> 01:38:35,800
Some of these episodes than Avatar.

1975
01:38:35,800 --> 01:38:37,440
Original Avatar than the original Avatar.

1976
01:38:37,440 --> 01:38:39,080
But then this is where we did argue.

1977
01:38:39,080 --> 01:38:40,840
This is where we argued about.

1978
01:38:40,840 --> 01:38:44,960
But I think maybe the difference and it could be because we put them side by side in their

1979
01:38:44,960 --> 01:38:45,960
both streaming platforms.

1980
01:38:45,960 --> 01:38:49,960
So I don't know if maybe Prime is doing a higher bit rate than Disney.

1981
01:38:49,960 --> 01:38:52,440
It could be that we weren't watching.

1982
01:38:52,440 --> 01:38:55,640
In other words, we're watching side by side trying to figure out which one of these is

1983
01:38:55,640 --> 01:39:02,760
better because when you watch Avatar, you kind of if you're watching it for this purpose,

1984
01:39:02,760 --> 01:39:08,160
not forgetting plot, forgetting all that stuff, just watching just graphically.

1985
01:39:08,160 --> 01:39:14,160
You see the paint more in Avatar than you do in this, if that makes sense.

1986
01:39:14,160 --> 01:39:16,360
Well there's reasons for that.

1987
01:39:16,360 --> 01:39:22,960
One is it's a mix of live action and real and computer animated.

1988
01:39:22,960 --> 01:39:31,560
So that's a, I guess if you want to say that it's easier to tell that it's CGI, it's only

1989
01:39:31,560 --> 01:39:34,600
because you see real people standing in front of blue screen.

1990
01:39:34,600 --> 01:39:38,720
If we're going, if you take the real people out of it and you look at just Avatar for

1991
01:39:38,720 --> 01:39:44,160
its own on its own graphically versus what I'm assuming is one of the like, let's just

1992
01:39:44,160 --> 01:39:47,200
say the top one from Secret Level.

1993
01:39:47,200 --> 01:39:51,640
I just feel like with Avatar and I haven't seen it, I'll do all it might.

1994
01:39:51,640 --> 01:39:54,680
I might eat my own shoe later, eat my shorts or whatever.

1995
01:39:54,680 --> 01:39:57,000
No, she was better.

1996
01:39:57,000 --> 01:39:58,500
Yeah.

1997
01:39:58,500 --> 01:40:03,280
I would say that the hundreds of the Simpsons.

1998
01:40:03,280 --> 01:40:09,020
It's the, I would say that the hundreds of millions of dollars that they put into mocap

1999
01:40:09,020 --> 01:40:14,800
technology to make the Avatars move around, the literally the extensive putting every

2000
01:40:14,800 --> 01:40:19,400
single pore on the Avatar skin as they walked around because they knew that this was going

2001
01:40:19,400 --> 01:40:21,440
to be shown on IMAX in full.

2002
01:40:21,440 --> 01:40:22,440
That's what I'm saying.

2003
01:40:22,440 --> 01:40:23,440
Avatar.

2004
01:40:23,440 --> 01:40:25,920
Watching streaming might be the where I'm not seeing it.

2005
01:40:25,920 --> 01:40:30,920
So I would just, it's hard to say, cause Avatar is sort of the standard when it comes to,

2006
01:40:30,920 --> 01:40:35,480
at least Avatar 2 probably even is now like the standard of what CGI can look like.

2007
01:40:35,480 --> 01:40:38,280
James Cameron is like just, he's the best at it.

2008
01:40:38,280 --> 01:40:43,560
I feel there are other movies that look amazing and flawless.

2009
01:40:43,560 --> 01:40:48,240
I feel like like Alita Battle Angels, one of those movies that looks so good.

2010
01:40:48,240 --> 01:40:49,240
Just now it looks great.

2011
01:40:49,240 --> 01:40:50,240
Well, no, it still looks great.

2012
01:40:50,240 --> 01:40:51,240
Yeah.

2013
01:40:51,240 --> 01:40:52,240
Yeah.

2014
01:40:52,240 --> 01:40:53,240
So cool.

2015
01:40:53,240 --> 01:40:54,240
Secret Level.

2016
01:40:54,240 --> 01:40:55,360
I'll have to watch the rest of them.

2017
01:40:55,360 --> 01:40:56,560
I did like the Sifu one.

2018
01:40:56,560 --> 01:40:58,080
It's pretty much just what the game is.

2019
01:40:58,080 --> 01:41:01,720
And you just watch it as a 10 minute short instead of playing the game.

2020
01:41:01,720 --> 01:41:02,720
Yeah, they're all very short.

2021
01:41:02,720 --> 01:41:07,000
I think, yeah, Dungeons and Dragons 15 minutes, nine minutes for Sifu.

2022
01:41:07,000 --> 01:41:08,000
Yeah.

2023
01:41:08,000 --> 01:41:09,000
So they're pretty short.

2024
01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:10,000
They're all short.

2025
01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:13,480
Well, with that, we're going to end this thing.

2026
01:41:13,480 --> 01:41:14,760
We're going to end season three.

2027
01:41:14,760 --> 01:41:16,320
We're going to move on into the future.

2028
01:41:16,320 --> 01:41:17,320
You're going to see our faces.

2029
01:41:17,320 --> 01:41:20,640
I'm going to say beautiful faces, but then I changed it to just faces.

2030
01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:22,360
You're going to see our faces moving forward.

2031
01:41:22,360 --> 01:41:23,360
Yeah, I'm still going to be there.

2032
01:41:23,360 --> 01:41:24,920
Yeah, Mike's still going to be there.

2033
01:41:24,920 --> 01:41:27,040
And so is Brendan, the two beautiful guys.

2034
01:41:27,040 --> 01:41:29,520
I'll be here as well.

2035
01:41:29,520 --> 01:41:32,240
Your host, as always, Andy Rice.

2036
01:41:32,240 --> 01:41:42,680
But with me is one more time, you know, as just audio, it's Brendan.

2037
01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:47,680
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,

2038
01:41:47,680 --> 01:41:49,720
shipley up to Boston.

2039
01:41:49,720 --> 01:41:51,660
Have a good night, everybody.

2040
01:41:51,660 --> 01:41:54,880
With me, as always, it is Michael.

2041
01:41:54,880 --> 01:41:56,800
This season's been a wild ride.

2042
01:41:56,800 --> 01:41:58,600
I think it introduced Cellios.

2043
01:41:58,600 --> 01:42:01,080
I think we killed off Cellios.

2044
01:42:01,080 --> 01:42:02,080
Not yet.

2045
01:42:02,080 --> 01:42:03,080
No, we did.

2046
01:42:03,080 --> 01:42:04,080
We did.

2047
01:42:04,080 --> 01:42:05,080
Not yet.

2048
01:42:05,080 --> 01:42:06,640
And today we're killing them off.

2049
01:42:06,640 --> 01:42:07,920
We're killing them off right now?

2050
01:42:07,920 --> 01:42:08,920
Right now.

2051
01:42:08,920 --> 01:42:09,920
Because?

2052
01:42:09,920 --> 01:42:12,800
Um, Cellios right now.

2053
01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:16,200
But Yippee-Ki-Ai, motherfucker, I might become a foot plane.

2054
01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:17,200
You don't know.

2055
01:42:17,200 --> 01:42:18,200
Oh my gosh.

2056
01:42:18,200 --> 01:42:25,920
For the people listening at home, for the B storyline of Mike's life and his will to

2057
01:42:25,920 --> 01:42:31,800
fuck my life up by existing in this world where he thinks he's some unkillable monster,

2058
01:42:31,800 --> 01:42:32,800
creature, Cellios.

2059
01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:34,280
And I'm John McClane.

2060
01:42:34,280 --> 01:42:36,640
I fucking hate it so much.

2061
01:42:36,640 --> 01:42:37,640
Larson.

2062
01:42:37,640 --> 01:42:38,640
Yippee-Ki-Ai, motherfucker.

2063
01:42:38,640 --> 01:42:39,640
God damn it.

2064
01:42:39,640 --> 01:42:40,640
And we've been fried.

2065
01:42:40,640 --> 01:42:41,640
We've been podcast.

2066
01:42:41,640 --> 01:42:42,640
It's been season.

2067
01:42:42,640 --> 01:42:43,640
Finale three, all that good stuff.

2068
01:42:43,640 --> 01:42:44,640
Good night.

2069
01:42:44,640 --> 01:43:00,040
We've been podcast.