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Oh, oh, oh, oh, hello everyone.

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And welcome to the most festive Christmasy episode, a present to you all.

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Fried Rice podcast.

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I'm your ho ho host, Andy Rice.

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Let's get fried.

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With me as always are my little elves.

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We have Michael, it's basically Slapstick, Larson.

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Merry Christmas.

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We have Brennan.

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Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

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da shiply out of Boston.

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Hello everybody.

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My little elf, and of course we have our most specialist little helper.

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Oh, yeah, it's it's Jesse.

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Oh gee, Willikers.

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Lee Hart.

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Happy to be here.

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Merry Christmas.

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All right, everybody.

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Welcome everybody.

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The Christmas special.

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Merry Christmas is going to release a few days before Christmas.

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So Christmas is right around the corner unless you've already unless you're listening to

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this later than after Christmas, then Christmas is already passed.

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If you're listening to this in March, what are you doing?

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Do other countries have different Christmases?

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No, no, no, because Thanksgiving in Canada is a different day.

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When is their Christmas?

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Do they have a Thanksgiving?

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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What are they thankful for?

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It's Canada.

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Everything.

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I mean, boxing, waterfalls, politeness, mooses, and how you son of a bitch.

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We just talked about this.

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We listened to the very popular the plural of moose by the carpets.

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If you're not subscribed on YouTube, shout out to the carpets.

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I know you're setting shout out to carpets.

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I think it's just carpets.

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I don't know.

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Carpets.

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I mean, with the carpets, the very popular band that's the very plural of goose.

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Yeah, that's their song.

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The plural.

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Don't mean to confuse you.

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This is a this is a cover.

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Yeah, that's great.

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So like I said, it's the Christmas special.

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I've got my Christmas tree up and I've got my lava lamp going.

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I've got my trash can lights on, which is a weird thing that I have.

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It's just I wrapped Christmas lights around a trash can once and I just kept it there

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and it just takes your trash can makes it look nice.

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So how are you guys are your houses looking now?

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Are you ready?

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Are you setting up?

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Yes, we've set up.

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We now went to we used to spend hours doing the outside stuff and now we just have a couple

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of blow ups.

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We just plug them in and we're done.

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Yeah, my house is perpetually.

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So I live in what used to be an office that was then before that a morgue in like the

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night or in the 60s, 50s or earlier.

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Who knows?

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And then it was a church before that.

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So it's not a very conventional like layout of space.

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Right.

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Is it an apartment complex?

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No, it's like it's a house.

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It's a kind of a house, but it's like it used to be a morgue.

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Prior to that, it was a church.

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Uh huh.

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It is now my my my dwelling.

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I don't know what is the sadder of the three things that this place has been.

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Yeah, I don't know if if if being a church like no, no, but being a failed church is

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sad.

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It was a church of science in the 1900s.

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Like a church of what?

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A church of science in like 1910.

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Church of science.

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Is that like science?

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Yeah, some I don't know.

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Some shit.

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Yeah, that's weird.

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And just using the word dwelling.

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That's my dwelling currently.

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I don't think I've ever used the word dwelling.

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I dwell a lot in there.

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That's why I call it a dwelling.

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You live there alone?

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Um, but so I don't I don't have a lot of decorations except for like, um, there's this giant door

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window combination that's in my middle door that anybody could just see into.

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So I bought one of those, uh, Spirit Halloween door stretch covers.

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And so Leatherface is perpetually watching over the neighborhood.

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Oh, nice.

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Nice.

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That's cool.

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And there's a window that I have that faces the street out here, uh, for the podcast studio

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that isn't a studio yet, but will be soon.

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And I really wanted to put a picture of I want the what I wanted it to look like was

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if the window was open and you were looking through it.

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So the perspective I want to take a picture from outside of the window from like where

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you be driving by and just have Dario and I just standing just kind of like just smiling

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or doing something like real creepy just in the in the background.

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So every time you drive by, it would look as if my window was open and you were just

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seeing us just staring at the thing.

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And that would be cool because it's subtle and it's not a noticeable character.

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So people would like anybody really if anybody knows where we can get a standee, I want to

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get a standee.

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You know those things?

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Oh, yeah.

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I want my friend had one of a of John's self of John Wayne, but he had it behind like a

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curtain with like light shining behind that.

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So it's like the shadow that was standing and it would hold it would fuck with we trying

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to trick the hard.

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That's awesome.

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Speaking of he's had two different people scream at his house at like any hour of the

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night.

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The fuck you looking at?

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What are you looking at?

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You know, that's what you get.

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That's what I would get.

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So you shoot through the fucking window.

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They'd be like, you think you're funny?

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And I'll just be doing to take a shit or something.

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I'll just get shot through the fucking.

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I was a wide a math teacher when I was younger who he told me that he grew up in the ghetto

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and his mom still lived in the ghetto and which as an old lady, she she went to she

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was taking a dump in the bathroom, just sitting on the toilet as a some dude was running away

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from some gang members trying to get away from them, trying to shoot him to death.

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They were driving around and he was running from house to house just trying to fight anywhere

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to get into.

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He goes to her door and he's pounding on the door.

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She's in the bathroom.

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She doesn't know what's going on.

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They fire at her house.

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Bullet goes through the window and hits her right in the titty and it stays there and

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it falls down and they had to like surgically remove the remnants of a bullet from underneath

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her, her like 70 year old boob.

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I said the bullet fell down or the titty fell down?

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Well, the titties were down already down.

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Yeah.

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The Mike.

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Oh, gotcha.

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The titties were already down.

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OK.

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Because she's 70.

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I mean, no offense to any 70 year old women listening.

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I'm sure your titties are fine.

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You know what?

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Send a picture, put it in the comments.

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We don't know.

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Fried Rice podcast, podcast, email dot com.

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Send us your titties.

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OK.

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Anyway, let's do the one we go.

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Oh, yes.

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My classic bit.

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I'll never do again because I hate it to death.

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I hate everything I've ever done comedically and I have to start fresh.

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That last show we did at Heat Hotel.

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I did so badly.

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Who would have thought that Harry Potter soundtrack music wouldn't have gone over with the 50

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year olds that are in?

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You could have done a 50.

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I think that the material I was using was still the kid friendly stuff that I had from

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the Comic Con.

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Yeah, that's that's the problem with your weed smoking is that it delays your perception

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of audiences.

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They you're in front of at least a month and a half.

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There's two hundred and fifteen people there and everyone's laughing at all the sex jokes

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and the dick jokes.

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And I come out there.

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I'm like, well, I've got this friend.

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It's a real, real true joke.

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He's a lizard and he happens to be an undercover.

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See, that's when they knew he shouldn't have said he was.

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It was a true story.

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He was a true friend.

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Yeah, I should have.

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They were mad at the fact that you lied about your lizard friend.

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I know I shouldn't do that.

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Anyway, the punchline to that, if anyone's listening, is he he he was he got his tail.

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You know, I ruined it.

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There you go.

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I ruined it.

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I'm going to have to pay to prevent all that laughter from that joke.

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You never know.

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Some people like it.

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I was I told that at the at the as surprisingly, I told that at the hairdresser yesterday because

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I was getting my all the later.

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You're paying that's making you laugh.

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You laugh for you.

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All right.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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That was way more of an aggressive fucking turn than I expected right now.

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Because that's not what happened.

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You son of a bitch.

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It was so funny.

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I got a parallel thoughts.

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No, first off, the guy that I was paid to cut my hair didn't laugh.

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He was spaced out or whatever.

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But the haircut next to me, I went to sports clips.

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Yeah, I know the guy you're talking about.

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He cut my hair.

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Tall blonde guy.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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He's an awkward fella.

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We'll probably cut this out.

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But no, he's not awkward.

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He's well, no, he's a little awkward.

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But I like it because he keeps quiet.

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He does keep quiet.

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He also that's what you want from a haircut.

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Yeah, but he like shoes.

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He's a thousand times.

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I've never seen he just started and he chooses to speak at odd times and in the middle of

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sentences you go to the sports clips here in Bullhead.

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Yeah.

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Oh, you and I, buddy.

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Look at that.

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We all do.

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I think living in a different state.

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Oh, well, there's nothing but hairdressers and shit around my areas.

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I will say this.

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He gives a great haircut.

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His dick does he does press his dick up.

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Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.

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Yeah.

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Right on your elbow.

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Yeah.

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I'm glad that the girl I get presses her titties against me.

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No.

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Well, listen, because I'm just going to say I think this guy might be gay.

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I was like, gay autistic.

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It's that it's a weird.

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You know what I mean?

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Maybe this is all going to get cut out.

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Gaytastic.

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That's what he just said.

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I don't know.

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But I do.

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I do think he's gay.

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I'm getting I get gay vibes.

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I don't really get gay vibes.

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From a lot of people, I get it from him.

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So but the thing is, is like, is a good haircut worth just the occasional dick on my shoulder?

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Or I mean, you probably get worse back because he lowers the chair.

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So his dick goes right up shoulder, maybe neck height sometimes.

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He gets it right up on there.

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He presses it.

263
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I see I looked in the mirror and I saw the way he was standing and it was leaning.

264
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It was like out first.

265
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He was like leaning back to cut my hair.

266
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Yeah.

267
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Just just to put someone's nearsighted.

268
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Not so much.

269
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Yeah.

270
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So anyway, I should tell the story today.

271
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I was maybe going to.

272
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I did.

273
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I've been thinking about talking about this person because like it's oh, you were maybe

274
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talking about this arena to not separate bits.

275
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Not talking about the scene.

276
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No, no, no.

277
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I see.

278
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I couldn't come.

279
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I couldn't come up with anything other than like, yeah, I think this guy's gay or autistic.

280
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It's about as far as I went.

281
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So if you got gaytastic, no, yeah, he was he was telling a story about I don't like it.

282
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I didn't like it that I said.

283
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It's a compliment, not a slur.

284
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Yeah, he was he was trying to tell me the story about how some guy had road rage against

285
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him and he's telling the story.

286
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So this guy.

287
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Yeah.

288
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Yeah.

289
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Is that like 45 seconds later ran me off the road and I was like, what the fuck?

290
00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:19,520
Yeah, it's like for me, it's like, so this guy.

291
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And I'm just like, and then like a minute and a half later, I'm like, yeah.

292
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And then he's like, and then he's like, he's like, what?

293
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And then I'm like, oh, so I freaking maybe he's on medication, you know.

294
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What do you do for fun?

295
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Rub my dick on your shoulder.

296
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Maybe I will talk about this.

297
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I'll just be way less funny later when I do this on stage.

298
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I fucking hate standup comedy.

299
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I wish everything was podcast.

300
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And then we just I wish what it was is when I knew that I was going to be funny here,

301
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riffing, I could just open up a curtain, have 300 people ready to just at any given moment

302
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to laugh at that part.

303
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And then I could put the curtain down until funny.

304
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Yes.

305
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,840
That's how stand up comedy should work.

306
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:07,840
Yeah.

307
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Actually, I do.

308
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It's where you have to like harness it.

309
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I want to put the idea out here now.

310
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So I think I think I can make this work.

311
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So we do a heart.

312
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Do you want to keep that story in this podcast?

313
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I don't know if you want to offend or hairdressers.

314
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He's not going to be offended.

315
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Yeah.

316
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He's not going to remember the fucking.

317
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I tried to tell him 10 times what the podcast was called.

318
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He's going to remember.

319
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And then he says relentlessly, he goes, he says, I always space out, man.

320
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And I'm like, yeah, no, you don't need to tell me.

321
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I get it.

322
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Like maybe he smokes.

323
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Maybe he smokes a lot of weed.

324
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,200
I mean, yeah, I mentioned weed.

325
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He did.

326
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He did laugh.

327
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So maybe.

328
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But you get him on the podcast.

329
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That'd be all right.

330
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Oh, I would absolutely.

331
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I want to podcast.

332
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I want to podcast.

333
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,200
Oh, yeah.

334
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,200
That's a great.

335
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,200
He could put his dick on you guys.

336
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You can see what it's like.

337
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:54,200
So experience the luster of what me and Andy deal with.

338
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I don't know if it's hard or if it's just that he has a hard angle on those jeans, but

339
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it's not a soft experience.

340
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,000
It's a it's a poke.

341
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:07,640
It's a jagged poke in my neck, shoulder, elbow area.

342
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I think he knows what he's doing, too, because like he won't ask you if you want like the

343
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:12,680
MVP experience.

344
00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:13,680
You know what I mean?

345
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:16,720
Oh, he just takes you to the back and he just puts your head in the.

346
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:17,720
No, yeah, no.

347
00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:18,720
Yeah, he forces you down there.

348
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,760
He takes you to the back and shoves your head.

349
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:21,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

350
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,760
Yeah, he shoves it in the sink.

351
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He doesn't even offer.

352
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,760
He's just like, he's like, don't worry.

353
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Just come here.

354
00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:28,760
And then he just massages your head and it's a good massage.

355
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,240
He does that for you.

356
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,240
Yeah.

357
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,240
I mean, he's never done that for me.

358
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,240
Yeah.

359
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:34,240
Maybe he doesn't find me attractive.

360
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,640
I don't see how you and I are almost the same person.

361
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:39,200
I was had better hair and beard.

362
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,200
Yeah.

363
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,840
I mean, the Democratic Republican really is like the only difference between us.

364
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,400
Well, I mean, Justin, the Mike Pence.

365
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,400
They don't get into.

366
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,400
I look like that.

367
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,400
That's what you mean.

368
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,400
Yeah.

369
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,400
But yes.

370
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:54,600
Anyway, I want to put this out there for just before we get to our smoking.

371
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,600
But I want to put this out there.

372
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,920
I'm thinking and I could probably get this to work.

373
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February.

374
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:03,800
So if you are a listener of the show, come out to Bullhead City in February.

375
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,600
I will come up with an exact date soon.

376
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,780
So just keep listening.

377
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:16,560
But we are going to do the a live uncensored not for not with kids around Fried Rice podcast

378
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:17,560
episode.

379
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,560
So Miracle Mile or Miracle Mile.

380
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,560
Yeah.

381
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,560
So I'll talk to them.

382
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,640
I'm sure they'll let me do it.

383
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,520
But February is my birthday time.

384
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,320
So that's I think is like a fun time to do it.

385
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:31,120
I can get friends out there for maybe birthday stuff and then combine it with that.

386
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:35,120
I wonder if we could do an early show for the comedy gig and then say, hey, we're going

387
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,120
to do a podcast after.

388
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,120
We could totally.

389
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,120
So we get everybody there.

390
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,120
You know what I mean?

391
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,120
Yeah.

392
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,720
But that so if you are not to say that the namesake alone, a Fried Rice podcast won't

393
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,720
get droves.

394
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:45,720
No, no, I see.

395
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:46,720
Upon droves of people.

396
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:47,720
But sarcasm is unnecessary.

397
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:54,840
The idea I liked, I think being a dick about it, maybe didn't need you to throw that in

398
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:59,960
there because yeah, maybe just for a podcast alone won't get us a big fucking audience

399
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:00,960
piece of shit.

400
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:05,080
But yeah, maybe if we piggyback off a much more successful thing that we're a part of

401
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,080
yes.

402
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,000
So we'll get like we'll get like 20 more people there to begin.

403
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:13,680
Yeah, it's a it's a it's a combo Mojave comedy and Fried Rice podcast live.

404
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,960
It'll be the first.

405
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:15,960
It'll be the grandest.

406
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,960
We're it's going to be a lot of fun.

407
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:18,960
We're going to have special guests.

408
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:23,720
We're going to do some we're going to give away some prizes.

409
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:27,640
Where did that come from?

410
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,640
This is where I cue a sound for a shrug.

411
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:35,400
I gave like a who knows?

412
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,800
Anyway, he looked at none of us when he did it.

413
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,840
He looked at the TV as if that's recording him.

414
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:42,840
Yeah.

415
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:43,840
OK, great.

416
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,920
So now that that's out of the way, let's get into what are we smoking?

417
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:47,920
Cue music.

418
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:48,920
Yeah, perfect.

419
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,480
I love that music.

420
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:53,280
So Brendan, what'd you bring?

421
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,280
I brought.

422
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,560
Put the mic up.

423
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:59,920
I brought West Coast Cure Cushmints.

424
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:00,920
It's a hybrid.

425
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,920
THC is 29 percent.

426
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:09,040
Lemon Kush or Cushmints Lemon Cushmints.

427
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:12,920
And then I brought a Jeter baby cannon.

428
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,720
This one is called Boom Boom.

429
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,720
And so last time it was bubble gum.

430
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,160
So I'm glad we're switching.

431
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,160
Yeah.

432
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,160
Boom Boom.

433
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,160
No, trust me.

434
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,640
It's got a name that sounds like a weapon.

435
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:24,640
Yeah.

436
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:28,400
We did Chernobyl one time and that was that one was intense.

437
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,800
That caused radiation poisoning in my lungs for about a week.

438
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:32,800
Yeah.

439
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:33,800
It's still hot in here from it.

440
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,800
Yeah.

441
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,800
Yeah.

442
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:39,120
We're we're going to get into this a little bit later for Mike's.

443
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:42,040
The next door neighbor is growing a tumor out of his head.

444
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,360
That's how crazy that weed was.

445
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:51,600
Can you bring up Chernobyl later when we get into the who the what are we segment later?

446
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,000
Yeah, just bring up Chernobyl later.

447
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:57,680
It actually talks it actually bleeds into ties into what you're talking about.

448
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:58,680
Yeah.

449
00:16:58,680 --> 00:16:59,680
Yeah.

450
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:05,040
So what then I brought with me baby Jeter prickly pear.

451
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,120
It's an indica and it's infused.

452
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:10,840
Of course, it's a Jeter and these things are fucking monsters.

453
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:15,080
I also were smoking a new half ounce.

454
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,340
It is from jars.

455
00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:17,480
It's Mojave Reserve.

456
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,480
It's Bubba's sins.

457
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,920
Bubba's sins.

458
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,520
I don't like that there's two S's.

459
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:29,640
It should be either called Bubba's sin or Bubba sins or Bubba's with a Z and then sin

460
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,120
with a S. Right.

461
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,120
I do think I'm a bus.

462
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,120
Yes.

463
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,120
And that's in.

464
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,120
Is that another indica?

465
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,120
It is.

466
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:40,120
Wait, it's a or a hybrid.

467
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,640
I'm not sure.

468
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,640
I'm in the couch.

469
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:47,320
I'm sure it's not.

470
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:50,240
That's what we've been smoking so far.

471
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,240
It's a bit strong.

472
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,240
It's good.

473
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,240
It feels like what's your Jeter?

474
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,240
Is it?

475
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,240
I got an indica this week.

476
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,240
Oh, y'all are just trying to make me nap.

477
00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,240
Yeah.

478
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:06,080
But the most important thing is the newest addition to the Fried Rice podcast is the Carta

479
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,080
two.

480
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,080
Whoa.

481
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,080
Whoa.

482
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,080
If you could see this, right?

483
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,080
This audio medium is perfect for this.

484
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:17,880
Just I literally I visually turned on this cool dab ring that has a glowing LED.

485
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,760
Hey, where do you look at the TV again when he did it?

486
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:25,560
I have to see the funny thing with with this is I have to this Carta two, which is a dab

487
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,320
doesn't have Bluetooth capabilities.

488
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,320
It has an app.

489
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,320
Why?

490
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:32,520
It has an app that connects to the rig.

491
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,720
Tell me you can like automatically light it on.

492
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,040
Oh, like right here.

493
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,520
I can absolutely start.

494
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:38,520
Wow.

495
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:42,960
That's I mean, that's I mean, can you like can you light your weed?

496
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,960
Can you vape your weed by a press of a button from your app?

497
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:46,960
You know what I'm saying?

498
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,240
I can't smoke it from my phone if that's what you're.

499
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,240
No, no.

500
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,240
I'm not asking that.

501
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,240
I know.

502
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,240
I know.

503
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,240
I know.

504
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,240
Physically, you can't hand this to you.

505
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,000
How cool would that be, though, if you could light that up and smoke out of your headphone

506
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
port?

507
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000
You know what I mean?

508
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,360
I can hit the button and make it go from here.

509
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,360
That's what I mean.

510
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,360
Yeah, it'll heat up.

511
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,360
Yeah.

512
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,360
But let me change this to pretty.

513
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,200
Which I think is a better.

514
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:12,200
There's presets of lights, which I think is kind of cool.

515
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,440
Like that one's cool because it switches between each color.

516
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,440
Whatever.

517
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,440
You're right.

518
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,440
I'm not going to do an audio.

519
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:21,440
Oh, isn't it cool how I was turning this color right now?

520
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,440
Yeah.

521
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,440
Oh, isn't it cool how I was turning this color right now?

522
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:29,440
No, the reason I bring up the app is it gives you XP when you smoke.

523
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,440
They gamified.

524
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,440
They gamified.

525
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,440
They gamified to dabbing.

526
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,440
So I have a hundred XP.

527
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,440
We're about to make it a little bit more.

528
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,440
All right.

529
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,440
You know, you know, they have weight loss apps that do the same thing.

530
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,440
Hey, shut the fuck up.

531
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,200
I'm not implying anything I'm saying from my end.

532
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,200
I wish I would have.

533
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,200
I'd be doing that.

534
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,200
I should do that and see who gets better.

535
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:54,200
I'll do the weight loss app thing and then maybe I'll like get some sort of thyroid condition.

536
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,200
You know what I mean?

537
00:19:55,200 --> 00:20:00,200
Oh, so you're saying you'll do the Oh, then you just got to do this when you're hitting

538
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,200
it.

539
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,200
Just push on it.

540
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,200
Oh, okay.

541
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,200
Oh, that's the car.

542
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,200
The tops the car pretty much.

543
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,200
You're going to need to keep talking, Jesse, because we're going to be.

544
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,200
Oh, yes.

545
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,200
I, yeah, you're getting fried rice.

546
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,200
Yes.

547
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:14,200
And weight loss apps are neat.

548
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:19,200
And I hear you can get paid for like for using those, which is kind of cool.

549
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,200
If only you can get paid for smoking weed.

550
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:27,200
You know, I suppose you could if you were like maybe a weed smoking tester guy, perhaps

551
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,200
an organ.

552
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,200
Vamping.

553
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,200
We're vamping.

554
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,200
And he's dying.

555
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:38,200
It's weird how you're you kind of have to tickle it in order to you never do you never

556
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,200
clear the bowl on one of these.

557
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:44,200
I think it's impossible to clear.

558
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,200
Try as you might.

559
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,200
Oh, yeah.

560
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,200
The beginning it's it's keeps filling the bowl.

561
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:57,200
How much how much do you put in there at a time there, Andrew?

562
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,200
I want answers now.

563
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,200
Yeah.

564
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:04,200
Every time I watch someone because I never do this like a half a gram or every time I

565
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,200
watch someone do this, it looks like they're not enjoying it.

566
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,200
Yeah, it never looked.

567
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,200
It never looks enjoyable.

568
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,200
They're like confident.

569
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,200
I'm like, I can get a box.

570
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:19,200
Yeah, it's weird because it looks like you're free basing meth or crack.

571
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:24,200
And then but it's like so you're reacting as if you would react years into a crippling

572
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,200
crack addiction.

573
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,200
But now that's kind of cool.

574
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:32,200
I've never quite understood the enjoyment they get out of it.

575
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,200
Just give me a nice clean hit off a bog.

576
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,200
Once you're done coughing, it's you're done.

577
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,200
Yeah, it's ideal.

578
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,200
Then you feel great.

579
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:44,200
There's an initiative like searing panic after the panic is over.

580
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:47,200
Yeah, they don't really know whenever really labels wax.

581
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:51,200
You got it like it puts it in the original package and then then it's just a jar.

582
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,200
So I've got some batter.

583
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,200
I've got some crumble.

584
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,200
I've got some shatter.

585
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,200
I've got some I wish something else.

586
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,200
Rumble, right?

587
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:02,200
Because crumble could have been a fucking poem stumble.

588
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,200
I have some stumbles.

589
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,200
It doesn't exist, but I like it.

590
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,200
Yeah, so fuck.

591
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,200
That was great.

592
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,200
Brennan, what do you think?

593
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,200
That was tasty.

594
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,200
Yeah, that was really cool.

595
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,200
It hits really good.

596
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,200
It hits nice.

597
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,200
Yeah.

598
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,200
What product was in there?

599
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,200
So some wax crumble.

600
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,200
I put this shit in.

601
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,200
So it so rest assured, guys, it tasted good.

602
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,200
We just did good.

603
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,200
What is it?

604
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,200
We don't know.

605
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,200
It tasted good.

606
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,200
No, no, no.

607
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,200
Tasty wax.

608
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,200
Yes, it made them high.

609
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,200
It's so so don't worry about that.

610
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,200
They're high.

611
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,200
She's back in the couch now.

612
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:41,200
I'm just taking a second to just really bask in this glory.

613
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:46,200
It might be it's possible that that's too much for podcast.

614
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,200
I know it's weird how it kind of looks like a toilet.

615
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,200
Just got to go to sleep now.

616
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,200
The vaporizer of going to sleep.

617
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:56,200
I think that's part of my bit tonight is you.

618
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,200
But I'm not going to talk about it again.

619
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,200
It's been on the podcast a thousand times the time you fell asleep.

620
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,200
Fuck it.

621
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,200
During the podcast after the podcast.

622
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,200
I don't know.

623
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,200
I don't know.

624
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,200
I don't know.

625
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,200
We all this end we've talked about it.

626
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,200
We've talked about it a few times.

627
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:12,200
But basically, yeah, he one of the first times.

628
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:16,200
One of the first episodes we had, he fucking could he took too many hits.

629
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:22,200
He sat down on the computer chair and then just woke up six hours later.

630
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,200
I did my whole day's activities.

631
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,200
I fucking played the laundry.

632
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,200
Yeah, I did.

633
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,200
I did.

634
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,200
I did.

635
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,200
Like, I did everything.

636
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,600
and then just, yeah, I'm OK.

637
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:37,700
Now, the non exaggerated version of that story is it was all true,

638
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,740
except for it was only about three hours. But yes,

639
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,540
I did not leave here at midnight.

640
00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:47,240
Everybody knows that pop math is when you fall asleep, it's three hours.

641
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,940
When you get high, it's also another three hours.

642
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,780
Yeah. So it has a being.

643
00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:54,260
Well, OK, for you, 37 hours.

644
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:57,520
Yeah. So now you being asleep, I'm sure it felt like no time at all.

645
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:01,560
But for me, having someone in my house while I'm trying to live my everyday life,

646
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:03,220
it felt like three days.

647
00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:06,400
So I split the difference six hours. You son of a bitch.

648
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,800
I got a new cat blanket.

649
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:13,440
Sorry, that was intentional.

650
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,240
I just swallowed it.

651
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,480
Yeah. Mike did a full double take

652
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,600
because I was pointing at the cat blanket, which was next to him.

653
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,520
So he which you would know a faithful listener because you can see this on video.

654
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,060
Oh, I know. Next year.

655
00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:32,340
By the way, look forward to our season premiere should we should have

656
00:24:33,260 --> 00:24:36,140
in January, we should maybe be doing some video.

657
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,700
So rest assured, we looked exactly as you think we might.

658
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:43,640
Yes, we actually do.

659
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,480
I don't know. I'm way handsomer than you're probably thinking.

660
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,780
Then your voice. You think you're as handsome as your voice?

661
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,980
No, no. Sorry. Sorry. Other way around.

662
00:24:50,980 --> 00:24:53,160
I'm worse than what you think I might

663
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,920
say, still look like Ted Cruz no matter what.

664
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,020
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Ted Cruz.

665
00:24:57,020 --> 00:25:00,120
Go watch. Go watch the 97% on Rotten Tomatoes.

666
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:04,200
Somehow Lady Ballers for a cameo of Ted Cruz.

667
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,160
Women's sports are being transformed.

668
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:11,880
So might as well make a very outdated fucking comedy movie daily wire.

669
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,980
So so that you know, we actually do the same as this podcast

670
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,340
before and after the podcast.

671
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:18,120
So this is just our daily.

672
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,480
We're watching.

673
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,880
We watched the trailer for that God awful.

674
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,260
Whatever the fuck.

675
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,720
I was walking in on Shapiro being a referee or some shit. Yes.

676
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,360
Yeah, you walked in right at the end of it.

677
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:32,300
Anyway, that's never going to be a movie that we do on this podcast.

678
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:36,700
But speaking of which, let's get back in the Christmas spirit just a little bit.

679
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,540
Sound like I'm about to do a sound cue, Jesse.

680
00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:47,440
Wait, we're doing a different no copyright song.

681
00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:50,080
Here we go. Here we go.

682
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,380
Happy Christmas music. Here we go.

683
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,520
All right.

684
00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:01,120
I don't know.

685
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,560
Boy, I'm filled with holiday cheer.

686
00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:06,600
Oh, that's anyway.

687
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:07,400
I don't know.

688
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,260
I don't know if that put me in the Christmas spirit or what.

689
00:26:09,260 --> 00:26:13,140
But anyway, we did eight crazy nights.

690
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:14,140
Whoo.

691
00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:15,500
And I thought we were.

692
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,700
What are we fucking doing things?

693
00:26:18,140 --> 00:26:19,040
No, we're doing that after.

694
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,400
Oh, after I see. OK.

695
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,340
Never mind. I feel like I feel like that's a that's a good

696
00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:24,220
balance cleanser, right?

697
00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:26,620
Because typically what it's been is we've been doing the movie

698
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:30,020
and then I've just been sort of like, now what?

699
00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:31,320
And then we just fill time.

700
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,660
Yeah. And I would rather us have that's where we have our maybe.

701
00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:37,100
It's it's weird that you feel like you have to fill time.

702
00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:43,300
No, you're absolutely right.

703
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,840
This is entirely up to me how long this goes on for.

704
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,800
But in my mind, I feel like like it's what the people want.

705
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,640
I have to give them at least an hour and a half of content.

706
00:26:55,540 --> 00:27:00,080
But anyway, we're going to get into do you do music for when we do movie intros?

707
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,680
I can. I love. Yeah.

708
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,720
I think your addition to adding music to all the shit has been awesome.

709
00:27:05,860 --> 00:27:08,760
OK, cool. Has everyone agreed to having the having the music

710
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,500
is awesome stuff has been cool. OK, so.

711
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:14,860
Yeah, so cue that music.

712
00:27:14,860 --> 00:27:16,860
All right. There we go.

713
00:27:16,860 --> 00:27:19,940
All right. This week's movie is eight crazy nights.

714
00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:24,040
Starring Adam Sandler came out in 2002

715
00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:28,880
and it is less a Christmas movie and more a Hanukkah movie,

716
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,980
but less a Hanukkah movie and more a holiday movie and less a holiday movie

717
00:27:32,980 --> 00:27:36,620
and more of a redemption arc of an asshole with a tragic past.

718
00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:38,760
Yeah, it's a every it's Jews.

719
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,060
Scrooge is what's happening here.

720
00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:41,960
Jews. Wow. OK.

721
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,800
Hold on. My brain is doing

722
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,060
it's processing mistakes to find out how offensive that is.

723
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:52,240
How much I should laugh because you because you in the room.

724
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,040
It's OK. All right. Yeah.

725
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,600
You screwed unless unless the original Scrooge was also a Jew.

726
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,180
But I think I don't think he was.

727
00:27:58,180 --> 00:28:01,940
Yeah. So are we allowed to say a Jew or do we is a Jewish?

728
00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:03,580
We don't care. Individual.

729
00:28:03,580 --> 00:28:06,580
He was an if he was an individual Jew.

730
00:28:06,580 --> 00:28:09,520
Yeah. You'd want to be known as a Jew.

731
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,860
Yeah. You'd want to be known as a Jew Jew.

732
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:14,460
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

733
00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:16,400
Especially if you had more words to it would be wrong.

734
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,500
You know, aggressive.

735
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,460
Yeah, I've never in my life.

736
00:28:19,460 --> 00:28:21,760
I just felt more uncomfortable

737
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,040
than right now with all this Jew talk.

738
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,300
And it's only because it's like we're talking about how offensive is to say it.

739
00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,480
So it's getting you got to be kidding me, dude.

740
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,640
It's getting anyway.

741
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,540
You screwed a crazy nights.

742
00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:35,880
It's a wonderful redemption arc.

743
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,320
Let's get into it. Let's break it down.

744
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:38,420
It's a very simple plot.

745
00:28:38,420 --> 00:28:41,720
We don't even need to really go hard into because I want to think of every

746
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,580
Adam Sandler movie ever.

747
00:28:43,580 --> 00:28:46,220
Now, that's what you've said earlier this earlier this week, but I'm going to.

748
00:28:46,220 --> 00:28:47,360
And I've been thinking about it.

749
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,700
You said it's the best one. No.

750
00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:50,600
A worse one. No, no, no.

751
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,560
It's just the same.

752
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:57,900
He says it's the same as every other Adam Sandler in which I have examples

753
00:28:58,340 --> 00:28:59,740
of how it's not of how it's not.

754
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:03,840
Yes. When I say every I am exaggerating, but most you see in one movie,

755
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,340
he played the devil's son.

756
00:29:05,340 --> 00:29:08,720
And in this movie, he played a very upset guy.

757
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,320
No, no, no. Actually, that's a good point.

758
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:16,220
In Little Nicky, he plays a good person throughout it all. Right.

759
00:29:16,980 --> 00:29:21,920
In this movie, he starts off as an asshole and becomes not even good.

760
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,400
He just redeems himself slightly. Right.

761
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,260
He doesn't really have a redemption.

762
00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:27,240
He does get some.

763
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,140
He does get laid at the end, I guess, and maybe starts a family.

764
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:33,100
It's sort of like, oh, dad, stop hitting me.

765
00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:34,340
So that's a plus. You know what I mean?

766
00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:36,680
Yeah. OK. Yeah. Pretty good redemption.

767
00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:37,980
I don't think he gets everything he wants.

768
00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:41,680
I don't think that this movie ends on a note where he lives happily ever after.

769
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,080
I think he walks off with a chick.

770
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,120
He's about to go bang.

771
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,280
And then I think he's going to go get drunk and leave her.

772
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,820
I don't think he's changed as you would be.

773
00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:50,060
He cried. But that's what we're getting way ahead of ourselves.

774
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,160
Very much. So let's start at the beginning.

775
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:57,000
It starts with a wonderful song where it's well, we know.

776
00:29:57,020 --> 00:30:00,000
It starts with narration from Rob Snider, which is that who was.

777
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,960
But it's a song. It absolutely is a musical. Yeah.

778
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,160
Yeah. I think all the music slaps.

779
00:30:05,260 --> 00:30:07,300
The original songs are great. I do enjoy it.

780
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,400
That's a technical.

781
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:10,840
That's my favorite song.

782
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,680
It's a good, good voice. Yeah. Funny song.

783
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:19,380
Yeah. Not only is that a technical foul, but possibly a homicide. Yeah.

784
00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:22,980
There are there are very funny parts in the music.

785
00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:26,080
Oh, I love white dude. He's so good. He's so good.

786
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,320
So, OK.

787
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:35,200
Uh, starts off with him with the narration showing typical holiday stuff.

788
00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:38,160
Christmas Hanukkah, that's great.

789
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:42,140
But then it shows Davey and Davey is a fucking drunk asshole.

790
00:30:42,180 --> 00:30:44,900
Man, he's a real just this troubled guy. He's real upset.

791
00:30:44,980 --> 00:30:46,540
Yeah. He's a piece of shit.

792
00:30:46,540 --> 00:30:49,680
It's one outfit that keeps the whole movie.

793
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,080
Yeah. So he's like Bart Simpson. Yeah.

794
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,780
He's a very small town piece of shit you think of.

795
00:30:54,780 --> 00:30:57,380
It's like it's it's it's a very stereotypical.

796
00:30:57,380 --> 00:30:59,980
Yeah. Like town drunk pretty much all the time.

797
00:30:59,980 --> 00:31:04,100
He's mean to people. He's 33 year old town drunk. Yeah. Yeah. So. Huh.

798
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,400
Gary, I'm sorry.

799
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,140
Yeah. OK. Here's the thing.

800
00:31:12,140 --> 00:31:15,980
I wasn't looking at Jesse and then I wanted to check in

801
00:31:15,980 --> 00:31:18,240
to make sure he wasn't staring at me when he said that

802
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,480
because he was looking up his own shit, which is fine.

803
00:31:21,540 --> 00:31:24,180
In a town drunk in the town stoner, what's the difference?

804
00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:27,820
Oh, there's so many differences between being the town stoner

805
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,080
and the town drunk and he gets his ham.

806
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,760
When he's a town stoner and nobody knows. Yes.

807
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,700
No, everyone knows.

808
00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:36,900
They do. No one cares. Yeah.

809
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,460
I'm the house of the town stoner for sure.

810
00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:42,500
Or so I'm one of them.

811
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,740
One of right. Yeah.

812
00:31:43,740 --> 00:31:45,400
Because there's never a town drunk.

813
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,440
There's so many towns owners that they require a town dispensary for said

814
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,540
stonage. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

815
00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:54,480
Multiple. It's always a type of person, if we're being honest.

816
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:59,420
It's just like something turns someone into an asshole at some point in their life.

817
00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:01,220
And they said they doubled down and tripled down.

818
00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:04,380
And now they're just the most intolerable, you know, intolerable piece of shit.

819
00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:06,220
You can imagine. Yeah, that's Davey.

820
00:32:06,220 --> 00:32:08,100
And he fucks up these ice sculptures.

821
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:10,700
One's a menorah and one's a Santa Claus.

822
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,700
Something should have been a Jesus, right?

823
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,900
So you can't knock over an ice Jesus.

824
00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:19,340
And I knocked over a menorah with no problem.

825
00:32:19,340 --> 00:32:21,380
Well, yeah, but you're allowed to. Yeah.

826
00:32:21,380 --> 00:32:23,300
Well, menorah is just a

827
00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:25,580
object of candle. Yeah, it's just a candle.

828
00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:27,440
Yeah, I think it's more than just a candle.

829
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:28,680
That's why they bring it out once a year.

830
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,180
They light it each night of the week.

831
00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:34,020
It's seven candles, eight candles, eight, eight, eight.

832
00:32:34,380 --> 00:32:35,220
I thought there was seven.

833
00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:36,460
Whatever. I don't know.

834
00:32:36,460 --> 00:32:38,360
Well, that's why it's called eight crazy nights, huh, buddy?

835
00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:40,020
It's like eight crazy.

836
00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:41,720
Eight of those crazy nights.

837
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,020
I thought one of those I thought one of those.

838
00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:45,500
You know, it's just occurring to me right now.

839
00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:47,540
I've seen this movie.

840
00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:48,540
No, no, no. Hold on.

841
00:32:48,540 --> 00:32:52,040
I've seen this movie 10,000 fucking times in my life.

842
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,240
It's my one of my favorite.

843
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,540
I've got 10,000 crazy nights with this movie.

844
00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:56,980
I watch it. So I've watched it so many times.

845
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,640
And it's now just to me.

846
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,320
It's just occurring to me.

847
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,120
Did the opening scene take place on the first night of Hanukkah?

848
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,520
Yeah. And the last scene takes place on the last night.

849
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,920
Yes, it's a crazy night.

850
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,420
I never put that together.

851
00:33:11,420 --> 00:33:12,920
My

852
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,960
the no, no, no.

853
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,160
The fucking titles made sense. Yeah.

854
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,940
Crazy nights, eight nights on Hanukkah.

855
00:33:18,940 --> 00:33:21,040
I get it. Eight candlesticks on the menorah.

856
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:25,240
But I've never followed the through line of them saying in the beginning.

857
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,700
But now it's all hitting me.

858
00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:29,240
This feels like a movie where it's like all the evidence.

859
00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:32,440
Sherlock Holmes is standing there and he finally is figuring it all out.

860
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,740
He sees the it all goes in slow motion floating by.

861
00:33:34,740 --> 00:33:37,580
He sees the like a Petri dish of some science experience.

862
00:33:37,780 --> 00:33:40,020
It's all just just fucking zooming at me.

863
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:42,580
It's like and the moral of the story is that when you light the last candle,

864
00:33:42,580 --> 00:33:44,960
you get laid by your great school's crush.

865
00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:47,120
Yeah, fuck. Yeah. Your first kiss.

866
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,960
That's how well I always did. First kiss.

867
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,100
When I was a kid.

868
00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:51,840
I'm sure it's happened for you. Yeah, that's

869
00:33:53,540 --> 00:33:55,440
no, my first kiss.

870
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,300
She's married and moved on long ago.

871
00:33:58,300 --> 00:33:59,900
I think she moved on about sixth grade.

872
00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:02,080
So I think we it was a mutual thing.

873
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,740
I think, well, she broke up with me.

874
00:34:03,740 --> 00:34:06,040
We we went to go see.

875
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,040
We were together for about three weeks.

876
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,420
And in that three weeks, Titanic came out

877
00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:13,160
and she took me to go see Titanic.

878
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,360
And it was like her second or third time already going to see the movie.

879
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,520
Yeah, she loved it because she devoted.

880
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,000
What she's part of that reason.

881
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,120
It's fuck. It's it was, you know, one of those biggest.

882
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,860
It's one of the it was the biggest movie.

883
00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:26,040
Yeah. And so seven and a half hours of her life.

884
00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:29,240
Yeah. When we went to go see it.

885
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:32,040
When Kate Winslet said, paint me like one of your French women

886
00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:35,200
and took her top off, this chick covered my eyes.

887
00:34:35,780 --> 00:34:37,580
She knew titties were coming.

888
00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:40,440
Yeah. She covered my eyes.

889
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,020
She deprived fuck.

890
00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:43,720
Ten year old Andy. Right.

891
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:44,920
Of how old is she?

892
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,460
Take 10. Huh?

893
00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:50,160
I don't know how we got into Titanic.

894
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,260
Get in the mood. No, we were there.

895
00:34:52,260 --> 00:34:54,720
Maybe maybe we did the old switcheroo, but bought, you know,

896
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:57,260
tickets to go see Toy Story.

897
00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,700
Whatever else was out in 97.

898
00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:01,800
Well, Titanic rated R. Yeah.

899
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,360
What? Titanic rated our movie.

900
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,400
At least 13.

901
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,340
13. You see, you're under you're under 13.

902
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:08,880
Because no way could have bought no Stegas.

903
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,100
Toy Story must have been the thing.

904
00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:12,580
We must have done a 20 stories Titanic Swapper.

905
00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:15,180
Like so many times. Yes.

906
00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:17,320
It's so funny how you don't remember things right.

907
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,460
Yeah, I understand that, though, because I did the same thing

908
00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:21,860
for You've Got Mail.

909
00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:24,220
Oh, I don't know what I was watching, but I snuck out of that

910
00:35:24,220 --> 00:35:27,420
to go see all fucking Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.

911
00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:28,920
I'm 11. What the fuck?

912
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,400
You know, it's just all going over.

913
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,340
I don't understand the nuances of romance.

914
00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:33,640
You know what I mean? Yeah. You know what?

915
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,800
No, I was AOL.

916
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,040
I maybe was a little bit older when You Got Mail came out.

917
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,040
And I understood it perfectly.

918
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,080
That's such a wonderful movie.

919
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,540
I might recommend it one of the days.

920
00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:43,540
What is this?

921
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:45,980
Thanks for reminding me.

922
00:35:45,980 --> 00:35:47,340
Watch that later. You got me.

923
00:35:47,340 --> 00:35:49,620
You know, it's like, yeah, like you realizing that.

924
00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:53,080
I was just thinking kind of the same thing as I like.

925
00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:56,160
I'm the only Jew in the room, but I'm not Jewish.

926
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,300
It's like by faith of my upbringing.

927
00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:02,500
But when I was a kid, I was my dad, my real dad,

928
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,860
who my mom and him got divorced when I was like five.

929
00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:10,820
So I like had my first five years was Hanukkah. OK.

930
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:13,760
So it's really weird.

931
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,500
I don't sort of Hanukkah and kind of Christmas

932
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,300
because they were trying to, you know, do Hanukkah

933
00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:21,440
Christmas, Christmas.

934
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,640
But then but then after five, that's an anti-right.

935
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,140
Andy Rice jokes.

936
00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:28,740
So after five straight Baptist, no more Jewish faith, no more.

937
00:36:29,540 --> 00:36:32,460
So I have all these weird little memories like I remember having

938
00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:36,100
dreidels and switch over to a more atheistic view.

939
00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:39,000
Oh, I was I was a young adult.

940
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:41,660
I mean, 18 or 19.

941
00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:45,940
Probably probably when I went in the military and went to Korea

942
00:36:45,940 --> 00:36:48,040
and saw things, saw there was no God.

943
00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:50,900
So there was no God.

944
00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,280
Have you seen Korea?

945
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,980
Yeah. Speaking of gay tistic,

946
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,920
I'm I'm probably autistic, so I need to finish this thought.

947
00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:01,420
So she broke up with me

948
00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:04,600
after we went and saw Titanic after I had my first kiss.

949
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,120
And then about a week later, she went and saw it with Oscar.

950
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,760
This guy that fucking Oscar, another fifth grader.

951
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,660
And I heard that she didn't cover his eyes.

952
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,640
And I didn't understand the nuance of what like

953
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,580
what like getting your heart broken was or whatever.

954
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,340
I wonder if she felt like covering your eyes was like her, like making it

955
00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:27,980
to where you couldn't see her titties because that's how she felt.

956
00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:29,040
Maybe right. She liked.

957
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:29,440
You know what I mean?

958
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,220
She's like, I don't want this man to see my bosom yet,

959
00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:33,920
but I want Oscar to see my bosom.

960
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,920
One of those one of those got wait.

961
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,580
Oh, so he was the bad boy.

962
00:37:37,580 --> 00:37:38,820
Oh, he was the bad boy.

963
00:37:38,820 --> 00:37:41,720
And I was just. Yeah, he's like Oscar can handle those titties

964
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,360
that I'm projecting onto me. Nice, Andy.

965
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,560
I don't think that's how people refer to me as a nice.

966
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,800
Well, fuck each and every one.

967
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,840
I guess.

968
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,440
I guess. Back to you a little bit.

969
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,640
I thought I saw the panic in your eyes.

970
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,800
I thought, Nope, literal.

971
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,240
I was just waiting to say that you waited.

972
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:07,040
How long you made this podcast just so you can call that girl out, didn't you?

973
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,340
Yeah.

974
00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:10,780
At least if you're listening.

975
00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:13,980
No, I hope we hope you're enjoying it.

976
00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:16,080
Great. We hope you're loving your married life.

977
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,460
We hope Oscar was good to you.

978
00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:18,760
I hope Oscar wasn't a dick.

979
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,320
He seemed like a good guy.

980
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,200
We didn't necessarily become friends, but we were friends.

981
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,200
We were friends.

982
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,200
We were friends.

983
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,640
We didn't necessarily become friends, but

984
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,740
because of the whole thing, man, because of the whole Titanic thing, honestly.

985
00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:34,840
OK. And and when it hits.

986
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:35,840
It's great.

987
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,420
And so anyway, after that, in a crazy night.

988
00:38:40,740 --> 00:38:43,220
Oh, so you want to do that?

989
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,520
Oh, yeah, we're back to the movie.

990
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,320
All right. Yeah, let's get back to it. Fuck.

991
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,920
So after crashing into the menorah

992
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:54,620
and the probably Santa Claus and not Jesus, which it should have been.

993
00:38:56,360 --> 00:39:00,620
He gets arrested and he well, he runs away

994
00:39:00,820 --> 00:39:02,520
and probably one of the best.

995
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:03,700
He tries to make love to a car.

996
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:05,340
Initially. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

997
00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:07,500
That's one of the best scenes in the movie.

998
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:09,600
He I mean, maybe we are going to break this down.

999
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,680
See, I said, break the entire movie.

1000
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:14,000
Let's break it. Let's break the entire movie down.

1001
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,340
It's only an hour and 16.

1002
00:39:15,340 --> 00:39:19,780
So he. Sorry, he doesn't do anything

1003
00:39:19,780 --> 00:39:21,520
to the car. What happens next?

1004
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,760
He's drunk and he goes out and you see all the key scratches in his car.

1005
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:25,820
So he's a drunk piece of shit.

1006
00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:28,360
He drives drunk all the time, which is fucked up and he shouldn't do that.

1007
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,260
And so the cops pull up trying to have a good time.

1008
00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:32,900
Come on. Come on, Davey. What are you doing?

1009
00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:35,100
He's like, nothing. I'm just going to make sweet love to my car.

1010
00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:36,740
You got to watch it. It's funny. He fucks.

1011
00:39:36,740 --> 00:39:39,800
Don't you stay up all night. I'll come back to you in the morning. Yeah.

1012
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,600
He's really great.

1013
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,280
Are you going to like that?

1014
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,480
It looks insane. These these little boom boom.

1015
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,720
The baby Jeter glass.

1016
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,720
What is baby cannons, man?

1017
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:55,580
They're they have a glass glass filter.

1018
00:39:55,620 --> 00:39:56,760
Yeah. Glass tip thing.

1019
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,420
It's fucking insane. They're so good.

1020
00:39:58,420 --> 00:40:00,500
It's aggressive. It's so next level.

1021
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:03,320
Brendan, bring the good stuff.

1022
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,300
Oh, yeah. So he gets arrested.

1023
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,360
He goes to jail.

1024
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:11,200
And when he go or when he goes to or sorry, when he goes to court, the

1025
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:12,900
you go from here.

1026
00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:13,500
We're going to take you.

1027
00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:14,800
They go to court.

1028
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,820
And then the man's like, oh, you've been here all the time.

1029
00:40:17,820 --> 00:40:20,380
And you're a fucking asshole every single time. Yeah.

1030
00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:23,860
What what are we to do with you, young man?

1031
00:40:23,860 --> 00:40:26,720
And then you and then eventually he goes,

1032
00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:28,620
I'm going to throw the book at you.

1033
00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:30,560
And I think you like burps in court. I don't quite remember.

1034
00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:35,260
And then then he goes, I'm a sentencing to fucking 10 years in prison,

1035
00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:39,340
which is extreme for stealing one of the items that he ate,

1036
00:40:39,660 --> 00:40:41,600
not all the food that he ate.

1037
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,740
He forgot to pay for an item.

1038
00:40:43,740 --> 00:40:47,640
I don't know if you got that, but yeah, like the scorpion,

1039
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,240
scorpion shrimp or whatever.

1040
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:51,220
He forgot to fucking pay for that.

1041
00:40:51,220 --> 00:40:52,780
That's what the man says when he comes out.

1042
00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:54,580
He forgot to pay for the scorpion shrimp.

1043
00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:57,880
And then like all of a sudden, it's a nice in 10 years in prison

1044
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,820
for fucking forgetting to pay a bill.

1045
00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:00,760
Hang on one second.

1046
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,260
I got to mark me fucking judged for every time I've done that.

1047
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,400
I was smoking before you were born.

1048
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,200
Oh, damn. OK.

1049
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,100
Wait for the for the listeners at home, not watching it,

1050
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,440
because this isn't the video.

1051
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,880
Just sorry, Jesse. You already have three.

1052
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,280
You already have three candles on menorah lit by the time.

1053
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,240
By the time you started your first joint junior.

1054
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:27,680
When I handed this to Mike, it looked like he grabbed it from the paper

1055
00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:29,520
and not the last time.

1056
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:30,880
And I called him out on it.

1057
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,660
He said, eat my dick, Andy.

1058
00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:38,140
That's the fuck you got.

1059
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:42,880
So I've been smoking since you were a nut staying in your mom's panties.

1060
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:45,900
Junior.

1061
00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:50,740
I just saw a trailer for.

1062
00:41:50,740 --> 00:41:53,820
Oh, that's why I took off.

1063
00:41:53,820 --> 00:41:57,560
I just saw I took it off of the trailer screen because I was watching.

1064
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,280
I was getting distracted.

1065
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,360
Oh, but I just saw a trailer for the longest yard.

1066
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,300
Oh, yeah, and I'm in that movie.

1067
00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:06,740
An extra.

1068
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:12,600
With my friend Tomas, and we went, I went to a website called

1069
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,940
be in a movie dot com, and then they just like show up here.

1070
00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:19,520
And we did. And we're in the audience for the football scene.

1071
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,720
A big football. OK.

1072
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:24,420
The entire movie is football. So

1073
00:42:24,420 --> 00:42:27,680
sorry, I guess I'm in the I'm in one of the prison scenes.

1074
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,060
The one one of ten thousand with an audience,

1075
00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:33,020
because the other ones are like inside the fair enough.

1076
00:42:35,460 --> 00:42:37,940
The one was like. The big one.

1077
00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:42,540
Anyway, big Kahuna, Adam Sandler came in and entertained us

1078
00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:46,380
for a few minutes, and he was very gracious, you know, because he just walked over.

1079
00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:47,580
He's like, hey, what are the.

1080
00:42:47,580 --> 00:42:48,980
Where are you?

1081
00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:50,780
What are the.

1082
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,180
Specifically, and.

1083
00:42:54,180 --> 00:43:01,480
Well, they did. They did a.

1084
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:06,560
Celebrity look like just to keep us entertained, the guy running the running

1085
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,360
us was like, hey, let's do anyone look like a celebrity.

1086
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,240
Some guys like I look like Adam Sandler,

1087
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:16,740
and he sure shit just looks like a really nailed it, like a weird

1088
00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:20,680
version of AI Sandler.

1089
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,020
So when Sandler comes over,

1090
00:43:23,020 --> 00:43:25,240
he's like, hey, this guy's the guy went set back down.

1091
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:26,980
He's like, this dude looks like you.

1092
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,020
It's like, uh, good, I guess.

1093
00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,580
Or like, like, cool.

1094
00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:34,620
Like he. All right.

1095
00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:37,020
He like more sympathized with the guy than anything.

1096
00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:39,020
It's OK, buddy.

1097
00:43:39,020 --> 00:43:40,500
You said you're done after that one.

1098
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:42,360
You took a look alike.

1099
00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:46,160
God, now I'm getting distracted.

1100
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,300
Looking at that.

1101
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:49,440
We'll come back.

1102
00:43:49,940 --> 00:43:52,300
I feel like you get distracted by most things that you look at.

1103
00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:54,700
At this point, I just want to put it out of its misery.

1104
00:43:55,740 --> 00:43:56,740
I'll let you do it.

1105
00:43:56,740 --> 00:43:58,340
I don't feel responsible.

1106
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:00,740
Holy shit.

1107
00:44:00,740 --> 00:44:02,720
This is I'm fried. Yeah.

1108
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:03,980
And I'm a fried rice.

1109
00:44:03,980 --> 00:44:05,420
And it's a podcast.

1110
00:44:05,420 --> 00:44:06,260
I'm in the right place.

1111
00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:07,320
This is the right time.

1112
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,220
Let's keep going.

1113
00:44:08,220 --> 00:44:10,120
He whitey comes out.

1114
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,460
Hold, hold on.

1115
00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:13,520
Hold on, you honor.

1116
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,760
You have a great whitey voice.

1117
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:15,700
It's not bad.

1118
00:44:15,700 --> 00:44:18,760
I've been doing it more and more because like I was watching it last night.

1119
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,260
Sing along. That's a technical foul.

1120
00:44:21,260 --> 00:44:25,000
And I can't do his girlfriend or his sorry.

1121
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,560
His sister. Yeah.

1122
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,360
Oh, why?

1123
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,440
They're all him.

1124
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,540
I know, but I can't. She's different.

1125
00:44:31,540 --> 00:44:32,440
Yeah, she's can.

1126
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,540
It's because you're you're you're afraid of doing a stereotypical.

1127
00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:39,640
I can't do say you're afraid of doing a stereotypical

1128
00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:41,840
nebushy lady voice.

1129
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:42,940
No, no, no, no, no.

1130
00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:44,680
I just I tried. I just couldn't get it.

1131
00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:48,060
Oh, oh, whitey.

1132
00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:49,620
I see. It's just it doesn't sound as good.

1133
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:50,660
No, keep going. You're doing great.

1134
00:44:50,660 --> 00:44:52,160
No, that wasn't it.

1135
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:53,920
No, I don't like this.

1136
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,700
You're just setting me up because you have access to cutting this up

1137
00:44:56,700 --> 00:45:00,000
into clips and shit and out of context and I.

1138
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:03,140
God, we haven't seen it yet.

1139
00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:05,440
Like how you make like how you make kissing noises.

1140
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:06,500
You know what I mean?

1141
00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:07,740
What? Yeah.

1142
00:45:07,740 --> 00:45:09,800
Oh, you don't listen to your own podcast.

1143
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:13,840
No, he does not.

1144
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,240
He never really never mind.

1145
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:18,180
Carry on. Carry on.

1146
00:45:18,180 --> 00:45:19,720
What do you mean? I make kissing noises.

1147
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:21,680
You make kissing noises.

1148
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,960
Sometimes you like to make you love making kissing noises.

1149
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:29,060
It's going on right now.

1150
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:30,600
No, no, wait, don't gaslight.

1151
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,660
OK, you know how once I said something slapstick.

1152
00:45:33,660 --> 00:45:35,640
And so ever since then, it's been slapstick.

1153
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,040
Yeah, it's noise. Yeah.

1154
00:45:41,340 --> 00:45:42,540
That was Andy.

1155
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,920
That you just don't get called out.

1156
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,180
You're not used to being called out.

1157
00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:52,780
What is going on right now?

1158
00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:55,420
What I make kissing noises.

1159
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:58,120
I make noises.

1160
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,320
I do that.

1161
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,660
No, I did it right now.

1162
00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:05,100
Specifically on

1163
00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:07,440
when when the fuck does this happen?

1164
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,140
And back to the movie. Yeah.

1165
00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:12,840
Good. You'll see.

1166
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,080
But again, back to the movie.

1167
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:16,840
Oh, I don't like this.

1168
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,420
Fine. Hold on.

1169
00:46:19,420 --> 00:46:22,640
Now I'm going to listen in the tangents of where a bit of Christmas spirit.

1170
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,160
Let's just get in the mood.

1171
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,060
You need a little more Christmas.

1172
00:46:33,060 --> 00:46:35,560
All right. Ain't crazy.

1173
00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:42,140
Is that what you mean, you mother fuckers?

1174
00:46:42,140 --> 00:46:47,180
Merry Christmas, everyone. All right.

1175
00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:50,520
He why he comes.

1176
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:53,860
I hate you guys.

1177
00:46:53,860 --> 00:46:56,060
If you're fucking with me.

1178
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,320
Now, I'm self conscious of everything I'm doing in front of this mic.

1179
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,060
Good God. Now I have a show later, you asshole.

1180
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,960
You think I want to go up there if I. Oh, God.

1181
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,160
All right. Anyway.

1182
00:47:12,740 --> 00:47:15,860
Why? Why he comes up

1183
00:47:15,860 --> 00:47:18,940
and saves saves Adams saves Davey

1184
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:23,600
from going to that in? No.

1185
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,280
Why are you guys so silent right now?

1186
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:35,160
Well, I'm trying to think of like when it happens, I haven't noticed.

1187
00:47:35,180 --> 00:47:37,960
Thank you. Well, Andy, you're kind of like the drive of this podcast.

1188
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,400
So we're following your lead conductor.

1189
00:47:40,460 --> 00:47:42,860
You got to lead this train there, pal. Huh?

1190
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:46,940
Oh, God. If it's a rail right now, it should be on the track.

1191
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,660
And every now and then, if I sit back, it should still keep moving forward.

1192
00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:51,600
Am I wrong?

1193
00:47:52,980 --> 00:47:54,840
If not, not not a crew with me.

1194
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,980
It's not still keep moving forward.

1195
00:47:56,980 --> 00:47:59,820
Not if you abruptly hit the brakes because they're wondering about kisses.

1196
00:48:00,620 --> 00:48:03,180
Oh, shit. Why would you throw them in there?

1197
00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:06,560
Just let the conductor guess me.

1198
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,560
We're kissing.

1199
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:09,560
But.

1200
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:14,400
This gentleman, welcome to the worst Christmas special of all time.

1201
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:18,440
Randy. Oh, no.

1202
00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:19,660
Good God. All right.

1203
00:48:19,660 --> 00:48:22,000
Well, I'm going to reset for a second.

1204
00:48:23,940 --> 00:48:25,280
We start the podcast over.

1205
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,140
You want kiss free? We don't have we.

1206
00:48:28,140 --> 00:48:30,180
Yeah, all right.

1207
00:48:30,180 --> 00:48:32,720
All right. I'm ignoring it.

1208
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:34,120
I got to move on.

1209
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,680
OK, Davey gets rescued by Whitey.

1210
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,680
It's and that's true.

1211
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,320
That happens to be a youth.

1212
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:41,720
I'm losing my.

1213
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:43,520
I totally really anyway.

1214
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,520
But hockey. What's hockey?

1215
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,960
No, it's basketball. Basketball. OK.

1216
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,200
Why did you say hockey?

1217
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:52,200
It's the same story.

1218
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,540
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1219
00:48:55,540 --> 00:48:57,540
That was some high bullshit.

1220
00:48:58,540 --> 00:49:00,540
You thought you were dropping a mic.

1221
00:49:00,540 --> 00:49:02,540
You just be retarded over there.

1222
00:49:02,540 --> 00:49:07,240
It's just it's just like you just sit back and like, hey, Andy,

1223
00:49:07,240 --> 00:49:09,420
you dumb fucking idiot.

1224
00:49:09,420 --> 00:49:12,220
It's it's it's hockey.

1225
00:49:13,060 --> 00:49:15,860
That's the fucking game they play.

1226
00:49:15,860 --> 00:49:20,020
Famously, I thought it was I thought I thought it was golf.

1227
00:49:21,220 --> 00:49:24,640
It's like, do we want to see that?

1228
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:28,240
So you might have watched Happy Gilmore, Mike.

1229
00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:30,700
The one you recommended the other time.

1230
00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:33,300
Oh, yeah. Anyway, yeah.

1231
00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:36,940
So he gets he has to go be a youth basketball coach.

1232
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:38,480
Flash ref.

1233
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,320
Was there not a hockey game right at that point in this movie?

1234
00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:43,560
No, they didn't play hockey once.

1235
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:46,020
I played basketball. I mean, they skated on the ice.

1236
00:49:46,060 --> 00:49:48,260
There was he got hit by something.

1237
00:49:48,260 --> 00:49:50,760
Yeah, there's no there's no saving.

1238
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:54,800
You know, saving the check button.

1239
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,240
Fucking bail on that.

1240
00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:59,100
You could you say

1241
00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:01,940
you're not even holding your mic.

1242
00:50:02,380 --> 00:50:03,780
You're not even holding your mic.

1243
00:50:03,780 --> 00:50:06,380
Right. You're just sitting there.

1244
00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:12,220
They're not capturing anything.

1245
00:50:12,220 --> 00:50:14,720
You took three months off that baby kid.

1246
00:50:15,060 --> 00:50:16,720
You're out of this world.

1247
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:18,560
You're not out of space. You're star trek.

1248
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,360
OK, you might take another nap on your couch.

1249
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:24,860
He's gone.

1250
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:27,360
This time for seven hours.

1251
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,440
Three days of my life.

1252
00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:32,400
I'm going to have to just shove them into my car.

1253
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,640
You're going to have to deal with them for eight crazy nights.

1254
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:35,880
Oh, yeah. The movie we're talking about.

1255
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,080
Yes. Yes.

1256
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,180
So they're in the middle.

1257
00:50:38,180 --> 00:50:40,240
They're done with the last goal in the hockey game.

1258
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:44,780
And then so he coaches he coaches a team.

1259
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:46,380
He's an asshole about it.

1260
00:50:46,380 --> 00:50:48,420
It's the opposite. He refs. He doesn't coach.

1261
00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:49,860
What he refs. Oh, yeah.

1262
00:50:49,860 --> 00:50:51,620
He retches. He refs a game.

1263
00:50:51,620 --> 00:50:52,860
There's a fat kid.

1264
00:50:52,860 --> 00:50:54,560
There are a lot of fat gaming in that.

1265
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,560
Oh, yeah. That's where bra.

1266
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,760
It's fucked up. Makes the kid cry.

1267
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,340
A whole bunch of things. He's bad.

1268
00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:01,640
He's he's evil.

1269
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,200
It's bad. It's apparent.

1270
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,840
Whitey then starts to slowly chip away at Davies morality,

1271
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,280
making him just a little bit more sympathetic.

1272
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:11,980
Just an inch by inch by inch more and more of a human being.

1273
00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:16,540
I think they demonstrate that pretty well, because right when you think,

1274
00:51:16,540 --> 00:51:19,320
oh, shit, maybe Davey has kind of turned to me

1275
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,320
because when he starts to respect whitey's rules because

1276
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:26,520
then Davy goes to a white

1277
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,760
way, play shirtless basketball with the boy.

1278
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,760
Yeah, I think that's a great which sentence that I

1279
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,160
I don't think you should say.

1280
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:36,200
I think you should sit down.

1281
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,700
I'm making you sound like you said,

1282
00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:41,240
but damn it, I said it.

1283
00:51:45,380 --> 00:51:46,340
So anyway, yeah.

1284
00:51:46,340 --> 00:51:49,780
So he goes to a whitey, takes him to a gym to play,

1285
00:51:49,980 --> 00:51:52,140
to see how real people play basketball, because he's like,

1286
00:51:52,140 --> 00:51:55,120
I think you forgot the rules, you know, whatever, because you were. Yeah.

1287
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,320
And so he watches he's watching and he makes an idle comment.

1288
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,020
I could whoop these dudes asses.

1289
00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:01,760
They hear it. They're like, prove it.

1290
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,960
And so he notices some boy over there.

1291
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:09,740
The daughter, the son of the girl of the girl of the love interest of the movie,

1292
00:52:09,740 --> 00:52:14,440
which was his childhood best friend, which led us onto that room,

1293
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:22,140
I think, endearing story about Titanic that surely makes me the one that got away.

1294
00:52:22,140 --> 00:52:24,220
She got away.

1295
00:52:24,220 --> 00:52:26,140
I never I never was like, Chase.

1296
00:52:26,140 --> 00:52:28,220
I never said she I never said that.

1297
00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:30,420
I just said she got away because she physically did.

1298
00:52:30,460 --> 00:52:31,920
She got away.

1299
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,660
Makes it sound like I didn't say the love of your life that got away.

1300
00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:36,220
You did not say that.

1301
00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:38,300
You're just to me like she ran.

1302
00:52:38,300 --> 00:52:40,200
She ran so far away.

1303
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,600
Any other songs you guys want to do?

1304
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:44,980
Mike, come on.

1305
00:52:44,980 --> 00:52:47,140
This is your stage. Come on. Give us some.

1306
00:52:47,140 --> 00:52:48,580
Any other oldies?

1307
00:52:48,580 --> 00:52:52,580
Do you want to you want to just turn lyrics into statements?

1308
00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:56,020
At least you recognize it was a song you I want are.

1309
00:52:57,780 --> 00:53:01,120
I mean, I'm not going to do this.

1310
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,460
This is too much of a tangent.

1311
00:53:02,460 --> 00:53:05,160
You guys, there's no control like last last week.

1312
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,500
If you listen, Brennan several times stopped you.

1313
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,200
No, I just let it go.

1314
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,360
I laid back and was like, OK, fucking let's go.

1315
00:53:13,700 --> 00:53:15,340
Tangent or not, let's roll.

1316
00:53:15,340 --> 00:53:17,440
And so that's one of the most unhinged ones.

1317
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,940
Speaking of which, we probably have to wrap this up a little bit earlier

1318
00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:23,600
than normal because we have ads that we still need to record ads.

1319
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:27,020
Yeah. For last week that we need to make.

1320
00:53:27,380 --> 00:53:28,380
What? Yeah.

1321
00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:29,580
We'll fill you in later.

1322
00:53:29,580 --> 00:53:30,580
After the thing.

1323
00:53:30,580 --> 00:53:31,820
I'll call more and more.

1324
00:53:31,820 --> 00:53:33,160
I'll call more pre-production notes.

1325
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:36,120
That would be good to have one post-production pre the show.

1326
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,420
We post. Yeah, no, you're right.

1327
00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:40,300
But it's for last week.

1328
00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:42,860
So it's it's very bad.

1329
00:53:43,060 --> 00:53:46,260
If you're listening, if you're listening to this in your view,

1330
00:53:46,260 --> 00:53:49,940
if you listen to last, if you listen to this in your future,

1331
00:53:50,580 --> 00:53:53,540
just know that our past is probably linear to your current.

1332
00:53:53,540 --> 00:53:56,640
Yeah, those ads you listen to last recorded today

1333
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:00,140
with the whole crew.

1334
00:54:00,140 --> 00:54:05,320
So anyway, he learns humility by Whitey with some really great songs.

1335
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,520
One of the best being that's a tentacle.

1336
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:10,720
Yeah, it's one of the best written songs.

1337
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:14,260
I think that Adam Sandler has written comedy songs.

1338
00:54:14,260 --> 00:54:16,400
Yeah, I don't remember the song.

1339
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,760
Why? Oh, because I probably skipped it.

1340
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:20,540
See, that was my thing.

1341
00:54:20,540 --> 00:54:23,240
I skipped all the musical parts of this movie.

1342
00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:26,080
Oh, no, what do you did like?

1343
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:28,740
Yeah, no, no, because I started watching it and I went, nope.

1344
00:54:29,180 --> 00:54:32,840
Yeah, yeah, that's but I mean, that makes a lot more sense now

1345
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,620
because I also don't like the movie for different reasons.

1346
00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:38,920
But if I hadn't had the music, I would have hated this movie.

1347
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,400
But what the music was made a good for you.

1348
00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:45,700
Brandon and I started a trend last week where I'll just pause this shit

1349
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,540
and make you watch this musical.

1350
00:54:48,540 --> 00:54:50,740
So we're going to listen to that song.

1351
00:54:50,740 --> 00:54:51,700
Andy, I was driving.

1352
00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:52,780
I would have been unsafe.

1353
00:54:52,780 --> 00:54:53,580
I understand.

1354
00:54:53,580 --> 00:54:56,320
But that doesn't preclude us from we're going to do this right now.

1355
00:54:56,320 --> 00:55:00,520
So you're going to if you need a call, I delayed my life three more minutes.

1356
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:01,720
Cool. OK.

1357
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:03,080
Hey, except you're watching with friends.

1358
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,880
So I don't even know.

1359
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:06,460
So we want to pause the recording.

1360
00:55:06,460 --> 00:55:08,460
You're saying not cut, but just pause the recording.

1361
00:55:08,460 --> 00:55:10,360
If you want to pause the recording, you can.

1362
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,920
Oh, no. Who knows what glory we might miss if we pause this.

1363
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,400
Of course. I love.

1364
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,160
Oh, my God. Tears already.

1365
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:20,540
Oh, hey, I saw the ending.

1366
00:55:20,540 --> 00:55:22,100
Yeah. Oh, shit.

1367
00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:23,900
Was there a post credit?

1368
00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:33,620
Is there a post credit?

1369
00:55:33,620 --> 00:55:35,520
I don't think so. I see.

1370
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:37,880
Post credit of what?

1371
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:40,380
Oh, like seen Jesus.

1372
00:55:42,220 --> 00:55:44,300
I don't think that was popular back then, was it?

1373
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:45,220
Yeah, I don't think it is.

1374
00:55:45,220 --> 00:55:47,360
I don't know. I'm just curious.

1375
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,560
Oh, here's a little wink to the audience.

1376
00:55:56,340 --> 00:55:58,900
OK. Post credit.

1377
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,580
Well, there is.

1378
00:56:00,580 --> 00:56:03,960
Oh, yes, let's soak our feet and play trombone.

1379
00:56:06,660 --> 00:56:08,020
This is the shirtless boy.

1380
00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:11,120
No, it's coming up because his house needs to burn down.

1381
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,240
Who are these nuts?

1382
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:23,240
I'll feel my honey.

1383
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:27,380
Oh, I'll bring my way back.

1384
00:56:27,380 --> 00:56:30,180
I know it was you.

1385
00:56:30,180 --> 00:56:31,180
Oh, yeah, that's a through line.

1386
00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:33,940
Is that 20 through lines of 27 years ago?

1387
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,660
When that guy was something happened to the person

1388
00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:39,320
as you fucking kick him in the face, that's good writing.

1389
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:45,420
Hold on.

1390
00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:50,100
Is the old guy also didn't get this far?

1391
00:56:50,100 --> 00:56:55,320
Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

1392
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:56,520
Magic check.

1393
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:57,520
You know what?

1394
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:01,520
We're just going to send some animals so baby knows how we do things around here.

1395
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,520
I can.

1396
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:06,520
Look, the guy understands just the me and Eleanor

1397
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:10,520
the shit that he is, so she gets nervous about it.

1398
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:12,260
I wouldn't show that picture to anyone.

1399
00:57:12,260 --> 00:57:14,400
Aloha, whitey and wife.

1400
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:17,260
And it had him with his arm over an imaginary person.

1401
00:57:17,260 --> 00:57:21,280
And you better follow him or you'll find yourself out of it.

1402
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,280
Eleanor is a sister?

1403
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:26,280
Yes.

1404
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:30,280
You're coming from the street with 30 shows on your feet.

1405
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:33,280
That's a technical foul.

1406
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:38,280
You switch the radio with some mind-boggling show.

1407
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,300
That's a technical foul.

1408
00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:45,300
It's a gold shot, the fool.

1409
00:57:45,300 --> 00:57:51,300
After losing the victory, that's a technical foul.

1410
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:55,300
A technical foul.

1411
00:57:55,300 --> 00:57:57,300
I love the song.

1412
00:57:57,300 --> 00:58:00,300
It's a technical foul.

1413
00:58:00,300 --> 00:58:08,300
You feel my wrath if your hair comes between all the babies on the plane.

1414
00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:10,300
That's a technical foul.

1415
00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:12,300
I'll show you no mercy.

1416
00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:15,300
This is such bullshit.

1417
00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:18,300
In this house we say, Roast spit.

1418
00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:21,300
It's a technical foul.

1419
00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:24,300
A technical foul.

1420
00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:27,300
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night?

1421
00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:30,300
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks.

1422
00:58:30,300 --> 00:58:32,300
You guys want oil?

1423
00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:35,300
You don't have the gun or a pump for your yakky, do you?

1424
00:58:35,300 --> 00:58:37,300
Well, I don't want to do that, but let me run a few questions by you

1425
00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:40,300
so I don't screw up accidentally.

1426
00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:44,300
If I don't spray a Lysol after moving a vowel?

1427
00:58:44,300 --> 00:58:46,300
That's a technical foul.

1428
00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:48,300
Okay.

1429
00:58:48,300 --> 00:58:52,300
If I decide to wash my ass with your monogrammed towel?

1430
00:58:52,300 --> 00:58:54,300
That's a technical foul.

1431
00:58:54,300 --> 00:58:56,300
Hey, say hi to me.

1432
00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:59,300
If I make fun of your crazy feasts,

1433
00:58:59,300 --> 00:59:03,300
cooking sugar cookies to misdiagnose?

1434
00:59:03,300 --> 00:59:06,300
That's not only a technical foul,

1435
00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:10,300
but possibly a homicide.

1436
00:59:10,300 --> 00:59:12,300
I love that line so much.

1437
00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:14,300
It's one of my favorites.

1438
00:59:14,300 --> 00:59:16,300
If you do, you'll get a G.

1439
00:59:16,300 --> 00:59:18,300
Take a whiz in those flowers.

1440
00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:20,300
I'll say, get this out.

1441
00:59:20,300 --> 00:59:22,300
Use it as foreign as a bomb.

1442
00:59:22,300 --> 00:59:24,300
I use probably John.

1443
00:59:24,300 --> 00:59:26,300
Make some long distance calls.

1444
00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:28,300
No, that'll cut you the fall.

1445
00:59:28,300 --> 00:59:32,300
I walk around with my morning erection.

1446
00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:34,300
You want an automatic injection.

1447
00:59:34,300 --> 00:59:37,300
I wish I could get some more power.

1448
00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:40,300
But I'd like to feel anyway.

1449
00:59:40,300 --> 00:59:44,300
Not killing.

1450
00:59:44,300 --> 00:59:46,300
I said, do you love what you're playing,

1451
00:59:46,300 --> 00:59:49,300
what it's like when you see stars burn

1452
00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:53,300
for imaginary ways?

1453
00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:55,300
What is this called when three people sing like this?

1454
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:57,300
When it's murky as a flower.

1455
00:59:57,300 --> 00:59:59,300
A cacophony.

1456
00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:01,300
What?

1457
01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:02,300
A tragedy.

1458
01:00:02,300 --> 01:00:04,700
I'm sorry. Not like this.

1459
01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:09,500
Like we have three people singing at the same time in a song like a melody.

1460
01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:12,340
But they all have different things that they're singing.

1461
01:00:12,940 --> 01:00:17,040
Oh, like a shanty kind of like row like row, row, row your boat.

1462
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:21,580
Yeah. No, like exactly what the fuck we were listening to.

1463
01:00:21,620 --> 01:00:23,980
Yeah, but I'm saying I'm saying he was singing something.

1464
01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:25,380
You're singing something.

1465
01:00:25,380 --> 01:00:27,880
No, row your boat is a row.

1466
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:30,120
We sing it in a row. We all sing the same lyrics.

1467
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:31,460
We're all doing row, row, row your boat.

1468
01:00:31,460 --> 01:00:32,820
Yeah, but then I start.

1469
01:00:32,820 --> 01:00:34,800
Well, you have to. Jesse, you can't.

1470
01:00:34,820 --> 01:00:36,860
I'm not that high anymore.

1471
01:00:36,860 --> 01:00:37,960
You can't. You're not.

1472
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,160
You're not a fucking wizard anymore.

1473
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:41,740
You can't control my most.

1474
01:00:41,740 --> 01:00:44,040
You get gaslighted into thinking I make kissing noises.

1475
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,500
Oh, no.

1476
01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:53,340
No. Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.

1477
01:00:53,380 --> 01:00:55,280
I'm talking merrily, merrily, merrily.

1478
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:58,460
No, no. Then when I go merrily, merrily, you start row, row, row your boat.

1479
01:00:58,460 --> 01:01:02,160
I can't do that. Yeah. And then when he starts merrily,

1480
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,300
you start row, row, row your boat.

1481
01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:08,440
And then when he starts merrily, you start row, row, row, row, row, row, row, row,

1482
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:09,560
row your boat. Yeah.

1483
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:13,340
And then I start singing a nine inch nail song.

1484
01:01:13,900 --> 01:01:15,340
He starts, you know, I know.

1485
01:01:15,340 --> 01:01:16,540
Now we see carpenters.

1486
01:01:16,540 --> 01:01:18,240
I believe they'll just say, you don't know.

1487
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,340
Wait, I know. I know.

1488
01:01:20,340 --> 01:01:23,120
Chaos. Yeah. You was chaos.

1489
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:27,260
It's done. It's done. I said cacophony, but you see a lot of the company.

1490
01:01:27,260 --> 01:01:29,600
No, that's just means I think loud noise.

1491
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,160
That was pretty loud. Looking it up.

1492
01:01:32,700 --> 01:01:34,240
I don't even know how to look it up.

1493
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:36,100
I've done it. It's but not the same.

1494
01:01:36,100 --> 01:01:38,700
It's in the it's like in theater a lot, like in plays.

1495
01:01:38,700 --> 01:01:42,540
And how would you describe Andy's Googling to the average audio

1496
01:01:42,540 --> 01:01:45,040
listener of this podcast? Different song.

1497
01:01:45,980 --> 01:01:48,120
Painstaking. Would you describe it as painstaking?

1498
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:49,920
Different songs.

1499
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,820
Same. It's the same song.

1500
01:01:52,820 --> 01:01:56,660
Different lyrics.

1501
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:01,260
OK. WTW.

1502
01:02:01,260 --> 01:02:02,700
What does WTW say?

1503
01:02:02,700 --> 01:02:04,500
It says right there, quite a bit.

1504
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:08,200
A quad of a quad of it is a musical composition that.

1505
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:15,540
What the what if or when a musical group sings different lyrics at the same time?

1506
01:02:15,540 --> 01:02:17,220
Oh, what's the word WTW?

1507
01:02:17,220 --> 01:02:19,580
OK, got it. There we go.

1508
01:02:19,580 --> 01:02:21,820
An ensemble. OK, we don't want that.

1509
01:02:21,820 --> 01:02:25,360
A tootie. All the voices are performed together.

1510
01:02:25,420 --> 01:02:27,800
Tootie. But I don't know.

1511
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,760
Tootie. No, no, tootie.

1512
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:31,500
Is it a tootie? Get it.

1513
01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:33,100
Oh, like a like a fart.

1514
01:02:33,100 --> 01:02:34,640
You, dude. Oh, OK.

1515
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:38,100
Oh, the other like row your boats, singing around, singing in rounds.

1516
01:02:38,140 --> 01:02:40,000
That's what a round is.

1517
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,200
Yeah. OK, that's they even call you out.

1518
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:43,540
I don't even get into it. A row.

1519
01:02:43,540 --> 01:02:45,640
No, it's not a row around the fuck yourselves.

1520
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,580
Moat hat. Oh, what's a water?

1521
01:02:48,580 --> 01:02:49,880
A different water.

1522
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:51,780
Let's let's see what a quad of it is.

1523
01:02:51,780 --> 01:02:54,560
Oh, quad libette.

1524
01:02:55,220 --> 01:03:00,220
A quad libette is a musical composition that requires several different melodies

1525
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,060
in a popular tunes and account. No, that's not it.

1526
01:03:03,100 --> 01:03:05,160
That's a parody.

1527
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,640
Harmonizing a fugue.

1528
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:10,700
Well, that's I'm in a fugue state right now.

1529
01:03:10,700 --> 01:03:12,400
I got to say a cappella.

1530
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:15,640
No, it's not a cappella. It's a counterpoint.

1531
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:16,980
That use counterpoint.

1532
01:03:16,980 --> 01:03:18,640
All right. Here's an article. Let's watch this.

1533
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:23,180
Oh, need a YouTube video.

1534
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:26,620
This might be too much.

1535
01:03:26,620 --> 01:03:29,320
Audio from a video on an audio media.

1536
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:32,720
And it's too much.

1537
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:33,760
That are fine.

1538
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:35,200
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1539
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:36,800
Call that a tangent. It's over.

1540
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:38,700
This is too much.

1541
01:03:38,700 --> 01:03:40,660
You finally called.

1542
01:03:40,660 --> 01:03:42,660
I've been called out by bread.

1543
01:03:42,660 --> 01:03:44,640
I'm so low.

1544
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:46,340
He had my back.

1545
01:03:46,340 --> 01:03:47,800
I can't take it anymore.

1546
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:51,600
That's everybody's got to put their mics up by their mouths.

1547
01:03:51,980 --> 01:03:53,680
It was too far.

1548
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:55,780
Brandon finally calls out the danger.

1549
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:59,820
So anyway, so back to the movie.

1550
01:03:59,820 --> 01:04:01,960
There's a moment where they all go to the ice rink,

1551
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:05,620
which might be why Mike thinks that there's a full blown hockey game in this thing.

1552
01:04:06,460 --> 01:04:10,500
So hey, I think we should watch the movie up to that point to see if there is one.

1553
01:04:13,060 --> 01:04:15,400
Preferably on mute. Huh?

1554
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,100
What do you think of that song?

1555
01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:19,500
Great song. Did you really like it?

1556
01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:22,340
Yeah, it's a yeah, it's a fun Adam Sandler song.

1557
01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:24,580
It is a fun, I think one of his best.

1558
01:04:25,540 --> 01:04:28,080
If you're just including Adam Sandler songs, think one of his best.

1559
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,720
No, the hot song at the end of this is the best.

1560
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:34,680
I said one of I think the best scene is when they're at the awards ceremony

1561
01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:39,020
and they're all like losing their shit for the mayor, like smacking their heads on the table.

1562
01:04:39,020 --> 01:04:41,120
Yes, that's a very dancing.

1563
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:43,020
Funny. Yeah.

1564
01:04:43,020 --> 01:04:44,820
So part of that whole redemption.

1565
01:04:44,820 --> 01:04:49,200
At some point, Adam Sandler looks like he's about or Davey looks like he's about to be a good guy.

1566
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,840
He's turning around to to the, you know, whitey and his rules.

1567
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:58,640
But then he's reminded of his parents tragically dying on like the night of the big game,

1568
01:04:58,900 --> 01:05:02,340
which explains why he's such a dick, which explains why such a dick we find out.

1569
01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:04,340
And I think, you know, what is your sympathy?

1570
01:05:04,340 --> 01:05:05,720
I get it. Yeah.

1571
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:07,820
Twelve year old boy. Your parents die.

1572
01:05:07,980 --> 01:05:10,380
You have nothing. You go foster, foster, foster.

1573
01:05:10,420 --> 01:05:12,860
You lose the girl. You lose your family.

1574
01:05:12,860 --> 01:05:15,820
You don't want to you don't get to watch Titanic with her soul thing.

1575
01:05:15,820 --> 01:05:20,160
It all sucks. If he he saw the titties and it meant nothing.

1576
01:05:20,300 --> 01:05:23,900
Yeah, because the first time I did see those Kate Winslet's breasts, I'm so sorry.

1577
01:05:23,940 --> 01:05:27,700
She's an actress and I don't want to keep referring to them as titties and for her.

1578
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:32,000
She's right because she she's never probably referred to her own titties as titties.

1579
01:05:32,380 --> 01:05:34,880
Sorry, breasts as titties. Yes. Yes, her breasts.

1580
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:36,380
All right. I don't know.

1581
01:05:36,380 --> 01:05:37,880
Ethel did on here.

1582
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:40,420
Never know what your name is. Ethel.

1583
01:05:40,420 --> 01:05:42,220
What's the old lady's name?

1584
01:05:42,220 --> 01:05:44,160
Eleanor. Eleanor.

1585
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:45,120
Eleanor did.

1586
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:49,300
Oh, yeah. If Eleanor can refer to her titties as titties, then Kate Winslet

1587
01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:51,560
can refer to her own titties as titties.

1588
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,800
What was there always just a titty moment in this?

1589
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:56,100
I guess so. Real quick, let's move on.

1590
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:59,200
Because he I say it's a titty moment.

1591
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,200
Anytime he talks there, he's an asshole.

1592
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:04,840
He what happens after that?

1593
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:08,480
I'm fucking stoned. He then he he redeems himself.

1594
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:10,780
Yes, the girl. Anyway, here's some tears.

1595
01:06:10,780 --> 01:06:13,220
The girl gets the girl.

1596
01:06:13,220 --> 01:06:16,160
We don't have to explain the whole movie is my point.

1597
01:06:26,100 --> 01:06:28,560
He I don't know.

1598
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:32,000
He fucking redeems himself.

1599
01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:35,840
He teaches the kid basketball.

1600
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:40,840
Shirtless. Yes. Oh, no. Why do you want to win the 35th annual patch?

1601
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:43,420
It makes him the most. What's what's what's funny?

1602
01:06:43,420 --> 01:06:47,020
Does he not win it every year? Like he seems like there's 35.

1603
01:06:47,020 --> 01:06:48,860
There's 34 winners. Yeah.

1604
01:06:48,860 --> 01:06:51,960
And here's the thing. It's it's the youth basketball

1605
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:55,760
citizens. I think is what they say.

1606
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:59,200
And he's the only one that has repped for the 35 years.

1607
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,200
That's what makes it so funny. Yeah.

1608
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,300
The guy here, they select someone else.

1609
01:07:03,300 --> 01:07:06,840
Right. Donates a score donated a scoreboard this year.

1610
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:08,000
So he gets to win the patch.

1611
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,100
I think I think they said it was the basketball league.

1612
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:13,340
So why do you really want it?

1613
01:07:13,340 --> 01:07:15,780
It's hard for him to be a shoe in, you know.

1614
01:07:15,780 --> 01:07:18,120
Oh, man. The foot reference is that because of his feet?

1615
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:20,660
Yeah. OK. No, that's good.

1616
01:07:20,660 --> 01:07:23,620
I just I just at this point,

1617
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:26,720
I've just forgotten his favorite movie at this point.

1618
01:07:28,100 --> 01:07:29,320
We'll get into how I feel about it.

1619
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:32,460
And yeah, it is one of my favorites.

1620
01:07:32,460 --> 01:07:34,440
No, but anyway, yeah.

1621
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:37,060
So they he doesn't he doesn't win.

1622
01:07:38,060 --> 01:07:42,040
He goes he goes to the he goes to the thing and he doesn't win.

1623
01:07:42,980 --> 01:07:44,280
And it's heartbreaking.

1624
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:46,740
It is absolutely the worst because he's in the back.

1625
01:07:47,340 --> 01:07:49,320
He thinks he's going to win. He's wearing his best suit.

1626
01:07:50,180 --> 01:07:52,220
And then nothing doesn't win.

1627
01:07:52,220 --> 01:07:54,120
And then so the mayor is a fucking dick.

1628
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,080
In other words, you lied to him.

1629
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,520
Well, the mayor never the mayor said to me, he said,

1630
01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:00,360
so who do you think's going to win?

1631
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:02,800
And the mayor's like, anyone.

1632
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:05,000
It could be me. It could be you. It could be anyone.

1633
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:06,860
So you're saying it's me.

1634
01:08:06,860 --> 01:08:08,860
That's what happens. Walked away.

1635
01:08:08,860 --> 01:08:10,900
And he took that as gospel of it's going to be him.

1636
01:08:10,900 --> 01:08:12,140
It's fucked up. Yeah.

1637
01:08:12,140 --> 01:08:16,200
And when he lost, he just walked outside, went to the mall, his favorite place.

1638
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:19,040
Stole some peanut butter and redemption, redemption, redemption.

1639
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:21,240
No, no, then it gets real sad.

1640
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:24,540
Then he goes into the mall and he's like, I need a moment alone, Eleanor.

1641
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:29,660
I just need to go and have a moment in my favorite place.

1642
01:08:29,660 --> 01:08:32,120
Go ahead and play a trombone alone, Eleanor.

1643
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:34,360
Go play. Just go sit down.

1644
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,020
You're a sharp image.

1645
01:08:36,020 --> 01:08:40,360
They got nice pictures of the the amount of product placement

1646
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:42,000
in this fucking movie, by the way.

1647
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,900
Oh, my God. Like legit.

1648
01:08:43,900 --> 01:08:46,140
A full Panda Express logo.

1649
01:08:46,140 --> 01:08:47,940
I saw a read in white.

1650
01:08:47,940 --> 01:08:50,840
He's and why don't it go to Spencer's?

1651
01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:52,380
I'm going to read in white.

1652
01:08:52,380 --> 01:08:55,840
In whitey sad voice, all the businesses I think don't exist anymore

1653
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,280
that they highlighted.

1654
01:08:57,280 --> 01:09:00,120
Yeah, you could go to you could go to the tie rack.

1655
01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:03,820
You could go to Radio Shack.

1656
01:09:03,820 --> 01:09:05,620
You want a sharper image?

1657
01:09:05,620 --> 01:09:07,060
Is that still around? Sharp?

1658
01:09:07,060 --> 01:09:08,320
I'm sure it might be somewhere.

1659
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:10,320
The body somewhere in the Midwest.

1660
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:13,400
Feel what's a pet lane?

1661
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:16,660
Miss the main one, the KB toys.

1662
01:09:16,660 --> 01:09:19,340
Oh, I did. We did see that after KB.

1663
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,740
Let's we forget the KB.

1664
01:09:22,740 --> 01:09:24,780
And then Adam Sandler bus.

1665
01:09:24,780 --> 01:09:28,780
He's on the run from the cops and he busts into the big meeting

1666
01:09:28,780 --> 01:09:30,240
that they're celebrating.

1667
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:33,380
And he in a very cool song.

1668
01:09:33,380 --> 01:09:36,260
I think one of the better songs have you do remember that one? Yeah.

1669
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:37,960
That's so that's really good.

1670
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:39,460
You're so good. You're smart.

1671
01:09:39,460 --> 01:09:42,520
Smart guy. That was the way he snapped up.

1672
01:09:42,860 --> 01:09:43,660
He doesn't know the fuck.

1673
01:09:43,660 --> 01:09:46,200
But anyway, Bob did he did he?

1674
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:49,140
Bob, it's a good song.

1675
01:09:49,140 --> 01:09:49,960
The music's all great.

1676
01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:51,900
That's what I said when you skipped music.

1677
01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:52,840
I wish I could.

1678
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:54,640
But not only I skipped the music, I only watched

1679
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:58,940
like probably like how long it takes to watch a movie from my house to hear.

1680
01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:03,040
She got 30 minutes roughly about.

1681
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:06,840
I should have been concerned when earlier he texted me.

1682
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:08,720
The movie's eight crazy nights, right?

1683
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:11,060
And I was like, yeah.

1684
01:10:12,020 --> 01:10:14,420
And then like an hour and a half later, he's here.

1685
01:10:14,420 --> 01:10:18,460
But that oh, I think the best part was so he lives in California.

1686
01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:20,100
This show is in Arizona.

1687
01:10:20,100 --> 01:10:22,900
And he travels all the way from California people to be here.

1688
01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:26,000
So, you know, Whitey, what you.

1689
01:10:26,900 --> 01:10:29,500
You know, Jesse, sorry.

1690
01:10:31,700 --> 01:10:34,200
And back to the guys, it sounds like you're talking about the movies.

1691
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:36,500
So you know, really hard to keep you on track.

1692
01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:38,500
Yes, he comes all the way from California.

1693
01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:39,640
You've got to hurry.

1694
01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:44,380
So earlier today, earlier, when he's like, I'm going to be 20 minutes late.

1695
01:10:45,180 --> 01:10:46,920
We were an hour ahead of them.

1696
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:49,280
So earlier, 20, he's like, I'll be there 20 minutes late.

1697
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:51,560
40 minutes in.

1698
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:53,820
We're like, what is he?

1699
01:10:54,420 --> 01:10:57,560
I call him. I'm like, hey, when you said you're going to be 20 minutes late,

1700
01:10:57,560 --> 01:11:00,800
did you mean Arizona time or California time?

1701
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:02,500
He's like, oh, fuck, I'm on the way.

1702
01:11:02,500 --> 01:11:03,400
So that was pretty good.

1703
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:06,800
That's funny. See, it loses its zing when I'm just fucking stoned.

1704
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:11,500
The other. So Adam Sandler Bussin reminds everybody that they're fucking assholes

1705
01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:14,180
to Whitey, that he does everything for me, bends over backwards

1706
01:11:14,180 --> 01:11:15,940
for this community and always has.

1707
01:11:15,940 --> 01:11:17,980
And they've all been assholes to him and dicks.

1708
01:11:17,980 --> 01:11:19,180
And then it cuts back to the moment.

1709
01:11:19,180 --> 01:11:22,820
I poor little whitey's like, I'm so sad, I probably going to move away

1710
01:11:23,220 --> 01:11:25,360
or kill myself for being honest.

1711
01:11:27,020 --> 01:11:30,360
And then you see the the footlocker mascot

1712
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:34,100
cry a little bit, which is the express panic cry.

1713
01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:35,560
And then.

1714
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:42,000
And then it's like, no, the mayor, the mayor walks out.

1715
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:46,540
He's like, no, Whitey, you you are the the guy.

1716
01:11:46,780 --> 01:11:49,080
You are the guy with you are the 35th guy.

1717
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:50,020
Enjoy the path.

1718
01:11:50,020 --> 01:11:50,920
What is it? What?

1719
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:53,380
And then everybody, they light up the whole ball.

1720
01:11:53,380 --> 01:11:55,020
Everybody strategically in the dark.

1721
01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:56,320
Very hard to do.

1722
01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:58,900
Gets very delicately placed all around.

1723
01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:01,800
And they start throwing their patches down, making him, therefore,

1724
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:04,700
the winner of all of the patches retroactively.

1725
01:12:05,740 --> 01:12:08,300
Sort of just negating the special.

1726
01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:12,240
I like how you said strategically very hard to do like they actually filmed it.

1727
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,140
Well, you got no suspense of disbelief, Mike.

1728
01:12:17,140 --> 01:12:19,340
You live in a world of just blacks and whites.

1729
01:12:19,340 --> 01:12:20,940
You know, you have no gray imagination.

1730
01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:24,580
You can't you can't live in the now and just assume that a whole town

1731
01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:29,660
quietly going into a mall and surrounding the place circularly

1732
01:12:29,660 --> 01:12:31,720
in a way that they could throw down their patches.

1733
01:12:32,220 --> 01:12:34,460
Yeah, yeah. The whole town collectively went, you know what?

1734
01:12:34,460 --> 01:12:39,160
Let's make the man with the small foot contemplate suicide just long enough.

1735
01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:41,700
Just long enough that we can trick him into giving us

1736
01:12:41,700 --> 01:12:46,540
they're giving him our just just freaking out about the mascots crying.

1737
01:12:46,540 --> 01:12:51,080
I'm starting to freak out that you have confused a cartoon with reality, though.

1738
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:56,440
Well, if you look at the AI art for this episode, I kind of have.

1739
01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:59,220
It's a weird one. I already made it.

1740
01:12:59,220 --> 01:13:01,480
Did you see it? No, I'll show you right now.

1741
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:06,120
It's a good medium of getting audio podcast to show you.

1742
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:09,420
Hey, maybe they're maybe the people listening to this are mediums

1743
01:13:09,420 --> 01:13:12,360
and they can predict it like a psychic. Wow.

1744
01:13:12,660 --> 01:13:14,360
It's pretty good. Huh?

1745
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:16,940
Huh? It's a great. Sorry, Adam.

1746
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:20,100
So anyway, they give him his 35th patch.

1747
01:13:20,100 --> 01:13:24,240
Then Adam Sandler does Hanukkah song part three in the Hanukkah song is always great.

1748
01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:26,880
And he does a great job. Watch this movie. It's on to be.

1749
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:28,780
Let's do some trivia.

1750
01:13:28,780 --> 01:13:31,840
I'll do the first one. Director Seth Kersley said

1751
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:35,260
all the product placements were used without permission from their respective companies.

1752
01:13:35,260 --> 01:13:38,180
Wow. I thought that probably funded the movie.

1753
01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:40,020
No, they said, oh, fuck you.

1754
01:13:40,020 --> 01:13:41,260
We're just going to do whatever we want.

1755
01:13:41,260 --> 01:13:44,300
Well, that's what made me wonder if this was an independent like release,

1756
01:13:44,300 --> 01:13:47,560
much like the rest of his movies that like he has on Netflix.

1757
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:49,300
Like he just makes them outright.

1758
01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:51,400
But this was like a Sony picture, wasn't it?

1759
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:53,500
Apparently. Wow. But it's like Sultivis.

1760
01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:55,740
Columbia. It's all just sandler.

1761
01:13:56,140 --> 01:13:59,680
Well, yeah. But I'm saying it's like it was made through a production company

1762
01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:03,040
that would probably have to worry about copyright litigation.

1763
01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:05,080
Is this a happy Madison movie?

1764
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:07,420
No, I don't think so. No, it's a Sony production.

1765
01:14:07,420 --> 01:14:09,460
It's like so it's crazy that they got all that cleared, I guess.

1766
01:14:09,460 --> 01:14:12,560
Yeah, because it's it's

1767
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:15,960
yeah, I don't know who made it, but this next one's interesting.

1768
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:19,160
It says you read it read it, Jesse. You got a nice voice.

1769
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:23,440
Many animation fans have noted the design style of the characters

1770
01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:26,680
in eight crazy nights is similar to the design style of the characters

1771
01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:29,880
in the Iron Giant. I did notice that the majority of the animators

1772
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:33,440
that worked on this film were laid off from Warner Brothers feature animation,

1773
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:36,780
which produced the Iron Giant and Fox Animation Studios.

1774
01:14:36,780 --> 01:14:39,540
Seventy nine people found that helpful.

1775
01:14:39,540 --> 01:14:41,820
I found that helpful. You point it out.

1776
01:14:41,820 --> 01:14:43,860
Yeah, that's one helpful for your help.

1777
01:14:43,860 --> 01:14:45,880
That's I made it an even 80.

1778
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:48,060
Did you find that helpful, though? The thing you just read.

1779
01:14:48,060 --> 01:14:50,160
I didn't personally. So that's why it's 80.

1780
01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:52,160
No, it's not 80. No, it's 79.

1781
01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:56,060
But you found it helpful that I said that what you did by pointing out.

1782
01:14:56,060 --> 01:14:58,600
Yeah, but by proxy, I added a helpful to that.

1783
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:00,060
That's not how it works.

1784
01:15:00,060 --> 01:15:04,200
You're so underneath that helpful is another thumbs up that says helpful.

1785
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:05,100
And that's one.

1786
01:15:05,100 --> 01:15:09,140
And if in my mind, Davie is based on Adam Sandler when he was 19.

1787
01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:11,340
Oh, wow. He's way older than that.

1788
01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:13,920
Oh, wow. So he was a piece of shit when he was 19.

1789
01:15:14,820 --> 01:15:16,880
They're just talking about the animation.

1790
01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:20,820
Yeah. Davies parents are voiced by his parents. Yes.

1791
01:15:21,820 --> 01:15:23,520
They sing only film.

1792
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:25,100
They sing that song.

1793
01:15:25,100 --> 01:15:28,520
No, Davies parents.

1794
01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:31,260
They're like talking. Oh, damn.

1795
01:15:31,260 --> 01:15:33,540
Yeah, he died in 2003, a year later.

1796
01:15:33,540 --> 01:15:35,700
Yeah. His dad. Yeah.

1797
01:15:35,700 --> 01:15:38,940
So this is this is his production company, obviously.

1798
01:15:38,940 --> 01:15:41,680
Though he's hired all his family. It's all it's all.

1799
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:44,540
Well, they're all his people. Yeah. People. So.

1800
01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:47,880
OK, so the deer eating feces scene.

1801
01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:50,820
They wanted to. He's looking to ice.

1802
01:15:50,820 --> 01:15:53,360
But it tested well with audience and they didn't cut it.

1803
01:15:53,380 --> 01:15:55,820
The amount of yeah, the amount of poop, at least in the first 30 minutes

1804
01:15:55,820 --> 01:15:57,820
that I watched. It's a pretty.

1805
01:15:57,820 --> 01:15:58,500
That's a lot.

1806
01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:02,000
He also noted that test audience hated the voice of lighting,

1807
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,440
but they did not wish for the voice to change.

1808
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:07,240
And I agree. Yeah, I agree.

1809
01:16:07,540 --> 01:16:10,580
I actually like his voice. I did, too.

1810
01:16:10,580 --> 01:16:15,020
At the rating, the the plot setting, at least in what I watched,

1811
01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:17,660
it was like that. That was kind of annoying to me.

1812
01:16:17,660 --> 01:16:20,160
Oh, hey, I am. I am the person that's doing this.

1813
01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:22,220
You would know that from the fact that I do this.

1814
01:16:22,220 --> 01:16:26,060
You know, like, it's very like, hey, I'm the phone guy

1815
01:16:26,060 --> 01:16:29,100
because I wear this phone shirt. You know, it's yeah.

1816
01:16:29,100 --> 01:16:30,800
It has like it's like very obvious.

1817
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:32,540
Everything is very. But I did.

1818
01:16:32,540 --> 01:16:34,500
Well, I thought that was funny.

1819
01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:35,940
I don't know. But it's humor.

1820
01:16:35,940 --> 01:16:38,640
It is everybody in the town.

1821
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:41,680
When you're watching, it looks like they're stereotypical. Right.

1822
01:16:41,940 --> 01:16:43,720
Right. No, I get that.

1823
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:45,020
No. What were you saying?

1824
01:16:45,020 --> 01:16:50,520
But the dialogue, the dialogue I thought was funny and how it was acted.

1825
01:16:50,660 --> 01:16:52,520
Everything's blatant is what he said.

1826
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:56,000
It's just all blatant, like, like, like a policeman would always have on.

1827
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,900
If he was off, he would still have on a shirt.

1828
01:16:57,900 --> 01:17:02,640
There's like the police. It's just the way Adam Sandler movies are. Sure.

1829
01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:06,340
OK. Everything's obvious and stated. It's over the top.

1830
01:17:06,340 --> 01:17:09,600
Yeah. So it had a budget of thirty four and it made twenty three.

1831
01:17:10,540 --> 01:17:13,740
Well, math, that's not good.

1832
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:15,820
It's not good.

1833
01:17:15,820 --> 01:17:18,520
Narrated by Rob, distributed by Sony Pictures. Yeah.

1834
01:17:19,580 --> 01:17:21,860
So and Columbia Pictures,

1835
01:17:22,580 --> 01:17:24,700
which means that if you didn't get permission for any of that,

1836
01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:27,460
I wonder how much money they had to eat

1837
01:17:27,460 --> 01:17:29,360
for product placement and all that shit.

1838
01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:31,060
Just paying off. Right. Yeah.

1839
01:17:31,060 --> 01:17:33,200
I did like the animation a lot.

1840
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:34,400
That's what made it thirty four million.

1841
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:37,140
It would have been ten million otherwise.

1842
01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:40,480
Tyra Banks was Victoria's a lot of orange chicken kid.

1843
01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:43,340
What Tyra Banks was Victoria's secrets gown.

1844
01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:46,240
Blake Clark was Radio Shack.

1845
01:17:46,240 --> 01:17:47,620
I don't know who that is.

1846
01:17:47,620 --> 01:17:49,760
Peter Dante was. Oh, yeah.

1847
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:52,780
It's Dante. Yeah.

1848
01:17:52,780 --> 01:17:55,360
Ellen Rose, like Dante in like three different movies.

1849
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:57,460
OK, OK, this is a real tangent.

1850
01:17:57,460 --> 01:17:59,000
What were your thoughts about the movie?

1851
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,400
Yeah. Barley did The Voice of the Panda Express.

1852
01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:05,000
That's interesting, which is pretty ironic.

1853
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:08,000
Oh, and the Sprouse brothers, Dylan and Cole

1854
01:18:08,980 --> 01:18:11,380
were the KB soldiers.

1855
01:18:11,380 --> 01:18:12,340
Yeah, that's interesting.

1856
01:18:12,340 --> 01:18:14,040
That's if some if there's younger fans out there.

1857
01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:15,620
Yeah, let's see. How do we like the movie?

1858
01:18:15,620 --> 01:18:18,480
I love this movie.

1859
01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:21,560
I I've watched it every year

1860
01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:24,620
at least once around Christmas time, but then also I get

1861
01:18:24,620 --> 01:18:27,520
reminiscent of it and I sometimes watch it in the summer

1862
01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:31,560
because I want to feel like it's, you know, a snowy Christmas.

1863
01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:33,000
Whatever. I like the animation.

1864
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,300
I like the songs. I like Adam Sandler.

1865
01:18:35,300 --> 01:18:37,860
I give it a B.

1866
01:18:38,860 --> 01:18:39,640
A solid one.

1867
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:44,280
And that's because I can't separate my nostalgia from quality

1868
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:48,000
or whatever. However, you guys, there is a scene where deer eat feces.

1869
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,640
Maybe that should knock a whole letter down.

1870
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:51,140
I don't think so.

1871
01:18:51,580 --> 01:18:53,820
Not only eat feces, but like have like shit teeth.

1872
01:18:53,820 --> 01:18:56,020
Yeah. And I mean, it is gross.

1873
01:18:56,020 --> 01:18:57,620
And then do a pyramid later.

1874
01:18:57,620 --> 01:19:00,600
Dario almost wanted to puke last night watching it.

1875
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:04,260
Fuck it. I loved it.

1876
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:08,940
OK. Well, we definitely differ on this B plus.

1877
01:19:08,940 --> 01:19:12,880
But I think it's because of if I had been 12 or 13

1878
01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:15,580
when this movie came out, I would love this movie, too.

1879
01:19:16,180 --> 01:19:19,940
But I was 35 or 40.

1880
01:19:19,940 --> 01:19:22,920
Oh, seriously, you're saying Andy is still 12 or 13.

1881
01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:25,160
But now I just say yes, nostalgia for it.

1882
01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:28,860
It's it's it is I can see where the nostalgic feel comes from.

1883
01:19:28,860 --> 01:19:31,060
If you were the right age when this movie came out.

1884
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:35,000
But seeing this movie today,

1885
01:19:36,100 --> 01:19:37,940
you should have had a more powerful by then.

1886
01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:39,940
It's objectively a horrible movie.

1887
01:19:39,940 --> 01:19:41,680
There's nothing. Whoa.

1888
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:43,480
There's good music.

1889
01:19:44,340 --> 01:19:47,480
It's got a perfect redemption arc.

1890
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:51,920
It really is. It's asshole to to to not quite an asshole.

1891
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:53,680
And that's a redemption.

1892
01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:55,960
Yes, it does. It's got a cute little story about it.

1893
01:19:55,960 --> 01:19:57,920
It could have been told in about 10 minutes.

1894
01:19:57,920 --> 01:20:00,360
And a good Saturday night.

1895
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:02,600
It's not stretching it too long for a movie.

1896
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:04,800
It out of Saturday and a live skit at that point.

1897
01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:06,000
But that's not the point.

1898
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:07,360
The point is about have been 12 or 13.

1899
01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:09,140
I thought it was great.

1900
01:20:09,140 --> 01:20:11,940
Now it's a D minus.

1901
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,880
But that's just the reality of the movie.

1902
01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:19,420
That's the reality of the movie.

1903
01:20:19,420 --> 01:20:22,020
That's fucked up, but I do agree.

1904
01:20:22,020 --> 01:20:24,780
Had I seen it at 12 or 13, I think it was great.

1905
01:20:25,180 --> 01:20:27,420
You watched it now, motherfuckers. Good.

1906
01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:30,820
Remember that? Remember the ending where he saves.

1907
01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:33,860
Why do you know there are good parts?

1908
01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:36,200
It's not a W.

1909
01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:38,260
It's a crying mother fucker.

1910
01:20:38,260 --> 01:20:39,900
Tear jerky.

1911
01:20:39,900 --> 01:20:41,500
You find out his parents die.

1912
01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:43,900
You're going to be objectively not.

1913
01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:48,540
How can you say a movie that can elicit tears at least two or three times?

1914
01:20:48,540 --> 01:20:52,580
Do you know how many movies have parents die, dude?

1915
01:20:52,580 --> 01:20:53,520
It's all the time.

1916
01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:55,820
Every not told this way.

1917
01:20:55,820 --> 01:21:00,160
This is a sad way for it to be told, bro, because it's just not.

1918
01:21:00,460 --> 01:21:01,460
No, it really is.

1919
01:21:01,460 --> 01:21:02,760
I know you were.

1920
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:04,560
I've seen you were 12.

1921
01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:09,140
I've seen it's miracle on the 34th Street meets fucking Batman.

1922
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:10,440
It's the same thing.

1923
01:21:10,440 --> 01:21:13,540
Same thing. You know, I've seen Batman's parents die

1924
01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:15,300
so many times in movies.

1925
01:21:15,300 --> 01:21:16,880
It means nothing to me.

1926
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:18,240
You might. You might as well be the Joker.

1927
01:21:18,240 --> 01:21:22,940
Every time I watch eight crazy nights, when it shows me his parents dying

1928
01:21:22,940 --> 01:21:25,180
as a kid, I lose it.

1929
01:21:25,180 --> 01:21:29,320
Maybe his parents remind you of your parents.

1930
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:30,920
I don't know. It's nostalgia.

1931
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,960
They should remind everybody of everyone's parents.

1932
01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:36,020
That's the point. If it was a perfect movie, they would.

1933
01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:38,960
Oh, but they don't. I.

1934
01:21:40,300 --> 01:21:41,700
Don't remind me of my parents.

1935
01:21:41,700 --> 01:21:43,500
Don't be the new Bob.

1936
01:21:43,500 --> 01:21:44,360
Don't be the new Bob.

1937
01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:48,340
I'm about to lay down punishment for taking such a movie I love so much

1938
01:21:48,340 --> 01:21:49,500
and being a fucking dick about it.

1939
01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:51,300
But why don't we go to the next one?

1940
01:21:51,300 --> 01:21:53,180
Fine. D minus from what else?

1941
01:21:53,180 --> 01:21:54,880
Fucking fine. Mine's a B plus.

1942
01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:56,720
There's a D minus.

1943
01:21:56,720 --> 01:21:59,140
So I'm I'm kind of in between both of you guys.

1944
01:21:59,140 --> 01:22:00,720
B plus is his height.

1945
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:01,720
Yeah. So I was.

1946
01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:04,520
It's the best movie you ever saw.

1947
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:06,520
I said what I fucking said.

1948
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:08,920
But so I want to.

1949
01:22:09,060 --> 01:22:10,400
He's watched Future Sport.

1950
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:12,860
What do you mean? Yeah. Yeah.

1951
01:22:12,860 --> 01:22:16,260
No, when it when it first came out, like I was young enough to like it

1952
01:22:16,260 --> 01:22:17,800
and I was Adam Sandler fan.

1953
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:20,780
So, I mean, I liked it as a kid, but it's definitely a movie

1954
01:22:20,780 --> 01:22:23,440
that I can probably only watch every once in a while.

1955
01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:24,940
Once in a blue moon.

1956
01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:28,580
You know, if I'm in the mood for that kind of Adam Sandler like nostalgic.

1957
01:22:28,620 --> 01:22:30,680
Yes. Yes. I'm looking for that.

1958
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:32,320
So I would give it a C plus.

1959
01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:35,280
That's that's my rating.

1960
01:22:36,060 --> 01:22:37,680
Yeah, it tick. It tickles.

1961
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:42,900
It tickles no nostalgia for me because I haven't seen it until today.

1962
01:22:42,900 --> 01:22:44,500
You have watched it on the way here.

1963
01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:46,240
Right. Then and even.

1964
01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:49,640
Yeah. The one to hear what your rating is in this beloved big

1965
01:22:49,800 --> 01:22:53,240
Hanukkah classic, the big fat goose egg F.

1966
01:22:54,780 --> 01:22:56,880
How? I'm just kidding.

1967
01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:58,480
That is why I say his name.

1968
01:22:58,480 --> 01:23:01,880
Oh, what's the average?

1969
01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:04,880
We did. Is it a D plus?

1970
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:08,280
Yeah, no, it's I mean, it's it's fun.

1971
01:23:08,280 --> 01:23:10,580
Feel good. It's it's what you expect from Adam Sandler.

1972
01:23:10,720 --> 01:23:13,260
It's it's a good time, at least from what I saw.

1973
01:23:13,260 --> 01:23:15,920
I imagine I saw the entire movie.

1974
01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:19,660
Essentially, watching 30 minutes of it, you know,

1975
01:23:20,020 --> 01:23:22,760
that's it says not much is going to happen.

1976
01:23:22,760 --> 01:23:24,460
Not, you know. Yeah.

1977
01:23:24,460 --> 01:23:26,960
So, you know, yeah. See, fuck it. Yeah.

1978
01:23:28,340 --> 01:23:29,100
Last thing we do.

1979
01:23:29,100 --> 01:23:31,900
We're just we're debating whether to smoke.

1980
01:23:32,300 --> 01:23:34,140
Are you thinking about like that? You're still high.

1981
01:23:34,140 --> 01:23:37,340
So it's if you're able to end this, I'm not sure.

1982
01:23:37,340 --> 01:23:39,640
What's the rating? Oh, see. Yeah. See, I gave it a C.

1983
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:41,520
Yeah, I liked your assessment.

1984
01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:43,520
It's a good Adam Sandler. OK.

1985
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:46,120
So see a C minus C plus.

1986
01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:50,320
Oh, good. C, C plus B plus D minus average that to be

1987
01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:56,060
which is our highest rating. OK.

1988
01:23:56,060 --> 01:23:57,160
That's how averages work.

1989
01:23:57,160 --> 01:24:00,740
I think it'd be closer to like a C or C plus. Yeah. Yeah.

1990
01:24:01,640 --> 01:24:03,160
I think. Yeah.

1991
01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:05,740
Things I think is C is a fair grade for.

1992
01:24:10,780 --> 01:24:14,880
Fine. So it's a C plus.

1993
01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:17,780
Well, that was a resounding and excited.

1994
01:24:17,780 --> 01:24:19,520
Are we doing C plus grading?

1995
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:22,820
Is that what we said? See? Yeah. Sure. C plus. Sure. Cool.

1996
01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:25,360
So there you have it, folks.

1997
01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:27,960
C plus C plus. All right.

1998
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:31,160
Cool. I like rent fried rice, fried rice certified

1999
01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:33,720
fried rice approved.

2000
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:34,720
No, it's still approved.

2001
01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:39,000
Even me, who does not like the movie, can see the goodness in this movie

2002
01:24:39,300 --> 01:24:43,240
and would watch it again in five or 10 years if it came on.

2003
01:24:43,740 --> 01:24:45,500
I wouldn't actively turn up.

2004
01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:48,000
Oh, this is horrible. Turn it off. But.

2005
01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:52,720
I don't really need to see reindeer poop that often.

2006
01:24:53,440 --> 01:24:55,440
No. What's that?

2007
01:24:55,440 --> 01:24:56,440
However, right here.

2008
01:24:56,440 --> 01:24:58,340
However, I would like some.

2009
01:24:58,340 --> 01:25:00,620
I would like some reindeer to be able to push my car every once in a while.

2010
01:25:00,620 --> 01:25:02,720
That would be needed. Yeah.

2011
01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:04,420
It's human shit. Right.

2012
01:25:04,420 --> 01:25:06,120
Yeah. Much better. Yeah.

2013
01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:07,360
Much. You just made it better.

2014
01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:08,600
Reindeer's could have pooped in there.

2015
01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:11,460
That was that was much explaining that made it better, Andy.

2016
01:25:11,460 --> 01:25:13,060
That was it on.

2017
01:25:13,060 --> 01:25:15,660
We have a new segment before we get into our recommendations.

2018
01:25:15,660 --> 01:25:17,740
We only have about 20 minutes left.

2019
01:25:17,740 --> 01:25:19,940
So let's do this.

2020
01:25:19,940 --> 01:25:21,600
Mike came up with a fun idea.

2021
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:24,940
And we're calling it what are you dot dot dot question mark.

2022
01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:26,340
And it's what are you doing?

2023
01:25:26,340 --> 01:25:27,820
What are you listening to? What are you watching?

2024
01:25:27,820 --> 01:25:28,780
What are you eating?

2025
01:25:28,780 --> 01:25:29,620
What's a good recipe?

2026
01:25:29,620 --> 01:25:30,680
What's a good music thing?

2027
01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:31,980
You listen to what's a good TV show?

2028
01:25:31,980 --> 01:25:32,980
You're binge watching this week.

2029
01:25:32,980 --> 01:25:34,720
What have you read? What have you comic books?

2030
01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:35,580
What do you got?

2031
01:25:35,580 --> 01:25:37,660
Palette cleansers, something like what do you got?

2032
01:25:38,520 --> 01:25:40,460
Yes, this this will not be tangent heavy, I'm sure.

2033
01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,120
No, we're going to make it quick.

2034
01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:43,400
No, it's going to be fairly quick.

2035
01:25:43,400 --> 01:25:47,160
This like me, I'm watching because you don't want to spoil too much in this.

2036
01:25:47,160 --> 01:25:48,400
Because these are recommended.

2037
01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:49,240
All right. Yeah.

2038
01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:50,240
These are things you like.

2039
01:25:50,240 --> 01:25:52,180
So you don't want to go too crazy deep into them.

2040
01:25:52,180 --> 01:25:56,100
But I'm watching the live action squid game, not the show.

2041
01:25:56,100 --> 01:25:57,840
I watched the show when it came out.

2042
01:25:57,840 --> 01:25:59,340
The actual squid game.

2043
01:25:59,340 --> 01:26:02,920
The actual squid games and games and not the ones

2044
01:26:03,980 --> 01:26:06,160
that Mr. Beast is doing.

2045
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:07,860
No, they're actually net.

2046
01:26:07,860 --> 01:26:09,160
Yes, produced by Squid Game.

2047
01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:14,600
Real money producers or whatever real game set up real and is no death.

2048
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:17,600
No actual bullshit.

2049
01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:21,900
But a little hypothermia, maybe or something I'm hearing.

2050
01:26:21,900 --> 01:26:24,300
But some complaining going on.

2051
01:26:24,300 --> 01:26:26,840
But as far as the show goes, it's really well done.

2052
01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:31,080
Very actually really true to the original squid game show,

2053
01:26:31,540 --> 01:26:34,480
which usually you don't see if they're doing an adaptation.

2054
01:26:34,580 --> 01:26:36,880
Do you see the people in the masks and stuff like that?

2055
01:26:36,880 --> 01:26:38,980
Like up top? Yeah, it's all there.

2056
01:26:38,980 --> 01:26:40,160
Everything is there.

2057
01:26:40,160 --> 01:26:41,860
It's really well done.

2058
01:26:41,860 --> 01:26:45,160
Yeah. And actually change just enough to keep it interesting.

2059
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:48,260
Because if you know too much, you know, everything's going to happen. Right.

2060
01:26:48,360 --> 01:26:51,140
But they change it up just enough.

2061
01:26:51,740 --> 01:26:54,160
I just wish Netflix had the balls to kill the people that sign.

2062
01:26:54,900 --> 01:26:56,300
That's what I'm saying. No death at all.

2063
01:26:56,300 --> 01:26:59,200
And it's but it's as close to that as it could be without being

2064
01:26:59,200 --> 01:27:00,600
a little blood packs on their chest.

2065
01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:02,480
Yeah, there's literally blood.

2066
01:27:02,480 --> 01:27:05,740
Yeah. Yeah. Can't they can't they let them have a mayhem

2067
01:27:05,740 --> 01:27:07,980
where they murder each other amongst like bunk beds?

2068
01:27:08,080 --> 01:27:10,080
You know what I mean? We don't have purges yet.

2069
01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:11,980
But oh, no, you talk about the one thing.

2070
01:27:11,980 --> 01:27:13,360
But they three. Yeah.

2071
01:27:13,360 --> 01:27:16,420
You know, anyone you fucking want to be fucking.

2072
01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:18,900
Hey, everyone, guess what?

2073
01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:21,560
Welcome to Netflix Night three of a squid.

2074
01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:24,060
Is that dorm room? It's an exact duplicate.

2075
01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:26,160
It's yeah. Everything. That's wild.

2076
01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:28,760
Hopefully watch the fucking show before you go on there.

2077
01:27:29,100 --> 01:27:29,840
I will say this.

2078
01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:31,900
I'm sure they have more than the games that are on there.

2079
01:27:31,900 --> 01:27:34,100
You could watch this without having watched the show.

2080
01:27:34,100 --> 01:27:35,240
It would still work.

2081
01:27:35,240 --> 01:27:37,780
I started watching. Well, watch the real show first.

2082
01:27:37,780 --> 01:27:39,540
Oh, the real show is really good.

2083
01:27:39,540 --> 01:27:40,440
You get a lot more out of it.

2084
01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:43,380
But I started the show with dubs, no subtitles.

2085
01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:45,560
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

2086
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:46,880
Well, I don't know. Whatever you want to do.

2087
01:27:46,880 --> 01:27:48,080
No. Fuck you. You did.

2088
01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:49,880
I was kidding. I don't care.

2089
01:27:49,880 --> 01:27:51,060
I like it. I like I don't know.

2090
01:27:51,060 --> 01:27:52,860
I did the dubs. I sometimes enjoy.

2091
01:27:52,860 --> 01:27:55,060
No, no, because everybody gives me shit because I'm like, yeah,

2092
01:27:55,060 --> 01:27:57,160
I watch it. Dubs are fucking more like you.

2093
01:27:57,460 --> 01:27:59,360
No, no, I any anime.

2094
01:27:59,360 --> 01:28:01,860
I'm watching dubs because I don't want to miss the beautiful art and all.

2095
01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:04,160
Yeah. But in the game show, it does.

2096
01:28:04,160 --> 01:28:07,540
But what's weird is that sometimes the dub kind of syncs with the lips.

2097
01:28:07,940 --> 01:28:10,700
So that tells me that they were speaking English the entire time.

2098
01:28:10,700 --> 01:28:12,980
It's not that well. You know what I mean?

2099
01:28:12,980 --> 01:28:16,320
They sometimes sometimes it matches sometimes you just couldn't understand.

2100
01:28:16,320 --> 01:28:20,420
And they have to say English words that don't exist in Japanese, I guess.

2101
01:28:20,460 --> 01:28:22,460
But they have to say like

2102
01:28:22,460 --> 01:28:25,020
our German words or whatever words, lots of words.

2103
01:28:25,060 --> 01:28:26,380
Yeah, exactly. Like Shiza.

2104
01:28:26,380 --> 01:28:27,420
So, OK, cool.

2105
01:28:27,420 --> 01:28:29,560
Squid game, the real game.

2106
01:28:29,560 --> 01:28:31,560
But I was to this. I tried watching it.

2107
01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:35,140
And it looked like there was like 15 minutes of interviewing people

2108
01:28:36,060 --> 01:28:39,400
like get to know their story stuff before it got into any squid gaming.

2109
01:28:39,900 --> 01:28:43,080
Do they all have a crippling gambling addictions or anything like that?

2110
01:28:43,700 --> 01:28:46,380
Basic stuff like I'm a chef from Georgia

2111
01:28:46,780 --> 01:28:50,480
and I'm just and I'm just here to win some money.

2112
01:28:50,480 --> 01:28:53,980
They do introduce you to people, but as it goes on, there's fewer people.

2113
01:28:54,580 --> 01:28:57,260
It's like the show as it goes forward, there's fewer people.

2114
01:28:57,260 --> 01:28:58,860
So there's less of that.

2115
01:28:58,860 --> 01:29:01,700
You get to know them and see them interact instead of the little.

2116
01:29:01,720 --> 01:29:04,500
I hope just some some fucking just do that.

2117
01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:05,960
So it's Korean fear factor.

2118
01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:09,000
It's like like he's just like, no, fucking I can't make me do all this shit.

2119
01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:10,840
It's like what? It's Korean fear factor.

2120
01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:12,240
That's what's going on here.

2121
01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:14,000
It's all good. Yeah, it's all good.

2122
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:15,740
Well, did you see squid game? Yeah.

2123
01:29:15,740 --> 01:29:18,500
Oh, yeah. Then, yes.

2124
01:29:18,500 --> 01:29:20,220
Great. Love it. Good recommendation.

2125
01:29:20,220 --> 01:29:21,780
Brendan, do you have anything?

2126
01:29:21,780 --> 01:29:25,560
So with my four year old, I've kind of been working on showing him

2127
01:29:25,620 --> 01:29:32,220
older like superhero movies like he watched all of the original Superman.

2128
01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:35,400
Like so now we're working on Batman. All four.

2129
01:29:35,660 --> 01:29:39,660
Yeah. Well, the first two, he started the three. OK.

2130
01:29:39,700 --> 01:29:42,940
Yeah. But he back like George Reeves and he's watching the third one.

2131
01:29:42,940 --> 01:29:44,040
Going like they're Christopher Reeves.

2132
01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:45,840
He's like, those are the ones I'm watching.

2133
01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:47,900
George is the first way back.

2134
01:29:47,900 --> 01:29:50,920
Not that far. Is he critiquing? Is he like super critiquing?

2135
01:29:50,920 --> 01:29:53,440
It's just like kind of really like the first one.

2136
01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:56,360
I think. Yeah. Did he just go back in time and give her like a

2137
01:29:57,620 --> 01:29:58,820
memory wiping kiss?

2138
01:29:58,820 --> 01:29:59,560
What's going on?

2139
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:04,160
For Superman, his comments are showing me that his comments are more like he's flying.

2140
01:30:04,220 --> 01:30:07,560
Oh, yeah. You know, because he's it's when he's it's more like he's

2141
01:30:07,560 --> 01:30:10,600
like in the middle of the comments and he makes whenever he's hit one of those.

2142
01:30:11,700 --> 01:30:13,300
Oh, yes. Yes.

2143
01:30:13,300 --> 01:30:15,260
I mean, fuck. Yes.

2144
01:30:15,260 --> 01:30:17,700
Or the kissy sounds or the kissy sounds.

2145
01:30:17,700 --> 01:30:18,940
Kissy sounds. Let's be forget.

2146
01:30:18,940 --> 01:30:21,080
No, I'm not. I'm not even going to.

2147
01:30:21,740 --> 01:30:22,880
I forgot all about those.

2148
01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:24,880
Yeah. Don't. Why would you even bring them up?

2149
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:26,820
You did.

2150
01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:29,720
Not me. We have to keep moving on.

2151
01:30:30,620 --> 01:30:32,820
Great. So you're recommending.

2152
01:30:32,820 --> 01:30:37,820
Well, but now we're watching the Batman 66, but the animated ones.

2153
01:30:38,660 --> 01:30:41,900
There's there's only two movies that I've seen on on HBO.

2154
01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:46,260
They do. I think they're from like 2011 or 2016.

2155
01:30:46,260 --> 01:30:50,160
66, though. Yeah. So it's it's Adam West and Burt Ward.

2156
01:30:50,160 --> 01:30:51,000
I've not seen those yet.

2157
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:53,940
There. Yeah. There's only two movies, I think, that I've seen.

2158
01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:57,240
But he loves them and they're they're fun.

2159
01:30:57,240 --> 01:31:00,420
They're I mean, if you like Batman, 66 style or it's just kind of,

2160
01:31:00,740 --> 01:31:03,740
you know, campy. Yeah, it's it's fun.

2161
01:31:03,820 --> 01:31:05,860
I enjoy it.

2162
01:31:05,860 --> 01:31:10,020
They've continued Batman 66 in comic book form.

2163
01:31:10,220 --> 01:31:14,260
It's going strong. There's it's it's called Batman 66.

2164
01:31:14,260 --> 01:31:16,840
And it's like it took place in 1966.

2165
01:31:17,060 --> 01:31:19,200
Yeah. Yeah. Right. Exactly.

2166
01:31:19,200 --> 01:31:20,760
And it but it's original.

2167
01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:21,740
I can be accurate.

2168
01:31:21,740 --> 01:31:25,300
It's the Adam West Burt Ward duo with all their villains.

2169
01:31:25,300 --> 01:31:27,200
But it's it's in comic book form.

2170
01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:31,040
And so they've been able to just really expand on that universe.

2171
01:31:31,040 --> 01:31:34,380
And then they just did that with classic Superman.

2172
01:31:34,380 --> 01:31:39,720
Classy 70, 78, 77, whenever the first one came out, 79.

2173
01:31:39,720 --> 01:31:40,680
I think it was 70.

2174
01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:46,320
Batman 66 is so weird because like I was born in 1966. OK.

2175
01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:48,360
So you think about that.

2176
01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:51,500
Batman 66 was my parents age.

2177
01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:53,960
People when it was all into it. Yeah.

2178
01:31:54,400 --> 01:31:56,700
You know, watch Batman.

2179
01:31:56,700 --> 01:31:58,300
But he didn't. That's what I'm saying.

2180
01:31:58,300 --> 01:32:01,400
No, that those people did the reruns when you were going.

2181
01:32:01,400 --> 01:32:03,080
He runs everybody thinks of Batman.

2182
01:32:03,080 --> 01:32:06,340
66 is my age and younger reruns.

2183
01:32:06,340 --> 01:32:07,880
It was on so much.

2184
01:32:07,880 --> 01:32:11,180
Oh, but your parents age would have been fucking into Batman 66.

2185
01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:14,220
Not your parents, but their age range.

2186
01:32:14,220 --> 01:32:16,060
That it came out. Flower children.

2187
01:32:16,060 --> 01:32:16,820
That's what I'm saying.

2188
01:32:16,820 --> 01:32:21,700
When you think about the timing of that show and what that society was,

2189
01:32:22,660 --> 01:32:26,460
it was not that it was actually older people than even my parents.

2190
01:32:26,460 --> 01:32:27,340
It was like that.

2191
01:32:27,340 --> 01:32:28,160
We're watching it.

2192
01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:30,400
They were watching when it came on.

2193
01:32:30,740 --> 01:32:34,680
So I have really no even connection with that generation that watched that.

2194
01:32:34,680 --> 01:32:40,280
Originally, we all that's a weird show because it's so many people that love it.

2195
01:32:40,780 --> 01:32:42,780
Saw it in reruns, not originals.

2196
01:32:42,780 --> 01:32:46,020
No one saw that original. Yeah.

2197
01:32:46,020 --> 01:32:47,660
That we ever talk to.

2198
01:32:47,660 --> 01:32:50,520
But it had to be popular enough to run in litigation for it.

2199
01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:52,260
Yeah, it was. Yeah.

2200
01:32:52,260 --> 01:32:53,920
So many generations to it.

2201
01:32:53,920 --> 01:32:58,800
It became popular and since the only Batman anyone had from 60s

2202
01:32:58,800 --> 01:33:01,100
until like, I guess, Superfund.

2203
01:33:01,100 --> 01:33:03,940
Think about how old those 70s would be from that were watching them.

2204
01:33:03,940 --> 01:33:07,940
And there were 18 or 19 or 20 and 66 were not my parents.

2205
01:33:07,940 --> 01:33:09,280
That was their parents.

2206
01:33:09,280 --> 01:33:11,940
It was really the only Batman they deserved probably during that time.

2207
01:33:12,740 --> 01:33:15,220
Better Batman, because that's a weird Batman.

2208
01:33:15,220 --> 01:33:16,980
Listen, I get it. There's nostalgia.

2209
01:33:16,980 --> 01:33:18,320
Yeah, it's a straight.

2210
01:33:18,320 --> 01:33:20,380
Yeah, that's the Batman they need.

2211
01:33:20,380 --> 01:33:23,860
One of the weirdest interpretations you possibly take with Batman,

2212
01:33:24,100 --> 01:33:26,460
which is fucking shark repellent.

2213
01:33:26,460 --> 01:33:28,260
And he's got a great.

2214
01:33:28,260 --> 01:33:28,900
It's great.

2215
01:33:28,900 --> 01:33:32,960
All the different bat gadgets to do all the things he needs to think about

2216
01:33:32,960 --> 01:33:35,100
for the time, how weird that actually was.

2217
01:33:35,100 --> 01:33:36,740
They did a song.

2218
01:33:36,740 --> 01:33:37,800
They did. He did.

2219
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:39,500
Everyone do the Batman.

2220
01:33:39,500 --> 01:33:40,340
No, no, no, no, no.

2221
01:33:40,340 --> 01:33:41,640
The Batman do or whatever.

2222
01:33:41,640 --> 01:33:43,000
It was real bad.

2223
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:44,680
The Batman do. Yeah.

2224
01:33:44,680 --> 01:33:47,240
Is that what he said? Yeah.

2225
01:33:47,240 --> 01:33:49,280
I think I think it's I think about it.

2226
01:33:49,280 --> 01:33:52,020
You know, I don't think it's the Batman do, but like,

2227
01:33:53,020 --> 01:33:56,820
let's see if it's Batman.

2228
01:33:57,720 --> 01:33:59,560
Sixty six.

2229
01:33:59,560 --> 01:34:01,420
I'll tell you what I really want to do.

2230
01:34:01,420 --> 01:34:03,460
I'm going to really be if I ever get out of here,

2231
01:34:03,460 --> 01:34:05,100
that's what I'm going to do.

2232
01:34:05,100 --> 01:34:07,300
Take me to Batman do.

2233
01:34:07,300 --> 01:34:09,500
Oh, it's got to be the.

2234
01:34:10,300 --> 01:34:11,640
It's got to be. What is it?

2235
01:34:11,640 --> 01:34:13,880
What's the oh, the bat to see?

2236
01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:21,980
Oh, yes.

2237
01:34:23,720 --> 01:34:25,680
It's time to do the boozy.

2238
01:34:25,680 --> 01:34:27,820
No, the bat to see the bat to see.

2239
01:34:27,960 --> 01:34:30,280
This is what you guys really watched.

2240
01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:33,360
No, but these were 40 year olds in 1966.

2241
01:34:33,660 --> 01:34:35,900
These were all people born in the 20s.

2242
01:34:36,360 --> 01:34:38,100
This is the show.

2243
01:34:38,100 --> 01:34:41,700
Yeah. You might you might be able to tell this is by the audio.

2244
01:34:42,340 --> 01:34:44,000
This video that's playing right now.

2245
01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:46,140
This copyright video, which I should be.

2246
01:34:46,440 --> 01:34:48,100
Yes. Yes.

2247
01:34:48,100 --> 01:34:51,780
Because of the copyright is why the video should not be viewed right now.

2248
01:34:52,980 --> 01:34:54,840
OK. Well, anyway, yeah, we get it.

2249
01:34:55,240 --> 01:34:56,440
We get it. He dances.

2250
01:34:56,440 --> 01:34:57,280
Yeah.

2251
01:34:57,740 --> 01:34:58,720
Fuck, man. All right.

2252
01:34:58,720 --> 01:35:00,080
That last roll of the.

2253
01:35:00,080 --> 01:35:01,920
You know, we I know, Brandon, we'll keep on.

2254
01:35:02,180 --> 01:35:03,220
Let's wrap this up. All right.

2255
01:35:03,220 --> 01:35:04,920
So, Jess, cool, cool, cool.

2256
01:35:04,920 --> 01:35:06,900
Jesse, do you have anything that you're watching or doing?

2257
01:35:07,420 --> 01:35:10,360
I'm playing Super Mario RPG remake right now.

2258
01:35:10,360 --> 01:35:12,860
How is it? It's it's delightful. It's

2259
01:35:14,340 --> 01:35:17,100
everything that you could hope for in a remake is happening in this game.

2260
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:21,200
It's not it's on Nintendo Switch.

2261
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:23,800
Originally came out in 96 on the Super Nintendo.

2262
01:35:24,540 --> 01:35:26,540
It was made by Square Soft, now Square Enix.

2263
01:35:26,540 --> 01:35:29,920
Yeah, it's it's fucking just the port over is awesome.

2264
01:35:31,280 --> 01:35:33,660
They implemented some new mechanics, some new battle play.

2265
01:35:34,480 --> 01:35:35,460
Yeah, yeah.

2266
01:35:35,460 --> 01:35:38,020
Makes it more fun with the I guess the switch controls.

2267
01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:41,600
Well, kind of like that way, like it's more like technical.

2268
01:35:41,960 --> 01:35:44,700
Like you could do like your time to tax and then you have like really well done

2269
01:35:44,700 --> 01:35:46,060
time attacks. Got you.

2270
01:35:46,060 --> 01:35:48,400
Do you splash damage other people you're fighting?

2271
01:35:48,400 --> 01:35:51,100
But you're you have a switch.

2272
01:35:51,100 --> 01:35:52,300
What other platforms do you have?

2273
01:35:52,300 --> 01:35:54,100
Switch PS4.

2274
01:35:54,100 --> 01:35:55,340
What do you end up playing?

2275
01:35:55,340 --> 01:35:57,540
I'm just curious. The switch.

2276
01:35:57,540 --> 01:36:00,620
I only I bought the switch for Super Mario RPG. OK.

2277
01:36:00,620 --> 01:36:02,920
So I guess I did.

2278
01:36:02,920 --> 01:36:04,780
And Smash Brothers now, probably right.

2279
01:36:04,780 --> 01:36:05,780
And the Zelda games.

2280
01:36:05,780 --> 01:36:08,220
You know, I want yeah, I bought about tears of kingdom just because.

2281
01:36:08,220 --> 01:36:10,060
But it was mainly for that.

2282
01:36:10,060 --> 01:36:12,260
I bought the one that I already played that.

2283
01:36:12,660 --> 01:36:14,300
So I got Breath of the Wild.

2284
01:36:14,300 --> 01:36:16,300
I beat it. I sold my switch.

2285
01:36:16,720 --> 01:36:19,240
Then Mario RPG came out.

2286
01:36:19,240 --> 01:36:20,240
I didn't think I was going to buy a switch again.

2287
01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:21,700
The Super Mario RPG comes out.

2288
01:36:21,700 --> 01:36:22,840
Happens to all of us.

2289
01:36:22,840 --> 01:36:24,500
And then so I rebought it.

2290
01:36:24,500 --> 01:36:27,440
And then the same reason I bought a PS4 is because I was excited about Shenmue

2291
01:36:27,440 --> 01:36:31,680
with three coming out and then it never did until it did.

2292
01:36:31,680 --> 01:36:33,740
And then it was kind of the fizzle was fizzed.

2293
01:36:34,240 --> 01:36:35,880
So any who's OK.

2294
01:36:35,880 --> 01:36:38,820
Well, Super Mario RPG, that is a game that I would like to play in the future.

2295
01:36:38,820 --> 01:36:40,720
Yeah, Mario. Yeah, it's Super Rules.

2296
01:36:40,720 --> 01:36:43,820
If you're into that, I mean, it's a linear storyline, all that.

2297
01:36:43,820 --> 01:36:45,860
But, you know, it's a good time for anyone paying attention

2298
01:36:45,860 --> 01:36:48,060
to the beginning of the podcast. Chernobyl.

2299
01:36:48,060 --> 01:36:49,560
Chernobyl. Chernobyl.

2300
01:36:49,560 --> 01:36:51,560
I know we didn't have to remind you. That's exciting.

2301
01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:53,500
Yeah, no, I wrote it down.

2302
01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:56,500
I like how you you're like, remind me as you wrote it down.

2303
01:36:56,500 --> 01:36:59,740
I know, but I needed someone really just to remind me to look at my notebook.

2304
01:37:01,400 --> 01:37:03,880
And no one needed to. So that's I've been what did I just.

2305
01:37:03,880 --> 01:37:06,280
You didn't get very high, did you?

2306
01:37:10,720 --> 01:37:14,280
Fried rice podcast, my ass.

2307
01:37:14,280 --> 01:37:16,520
I can't get any more high from now, like right now.

2308
01:37:17,220 --> 01:37:19,220
Oh, can't you?

2309
01:37:19,220 --> 01:37:21,060
You remembered your notebook.

2310
01:37:21,060 --> 01:37:23,260
Right. Well, fuck, dude, I got to do my thing.

2311
01:37:24,600 --> 01:37:25,660
Chernobyl. I read.

2312
01:37:25,660 --> 01:37:26,540
Well, OK, right.

2313
01:37:26,540 --> 01:37:30,100
I finished a book, John, by John Scalzi called Starter Villain

2314
01:37:30,940 --> 01:37:33,840
that just came out and it was it was it was good.

2315
01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:36,000
It was he's he's a funny author.

2316
01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:40,020
It's about a 40 year old who inherits a super villain.

2317
01:37:41,180 --> 01:37:44,880
Company along with volcanic layer

2318
01:37:45,960 --> 01:37:49,120
so it's a company that has superheroes work.

2319
01:37:49,120 --> 01:37:52,400
Well, the supervillain his.

2320
01:37:52,760 --> 01:37:54,920
Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah.

2321
01:37:55,320 --> 01:37:57,400
Yeah. Yeah. So he takes over.

2322
01:37:57,400 --> 01:37:59,800
He takes over. It's a lot of twists and turns.

2323
01:38:00,340 --> 01:38:03,740
I liked it. It's short, but I mean, it's good.

2324
01:38:04,180 --> 01:38:07,700
But now I'm back on Stephen King because I'm trying to get through

2325
01:38:07,700 --> 01:38:12,240
all the Stephen King books and listening to Tommy Knockers right now.

2326
01:38:12,420 --> 01:38:15,680
And I am a good chunk through maybe like

2327
01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:17,900
30, 40 percent.

2328
01:38:17,900 --> 01:38:20,180
And it's interesting Chernobyl.

2329
01:38:20,180 --> 01:38:23,480
So the main one of the main characters, maybe the main main character,

2330
01:38:23,480 --> 01:38:26,980
I don't know who's going to follow more, but he loses his fucking shit

2331
01:38:26,980 --> 01:38:30,280
every time someone brings up nukes because this is like the 80s.

2332
01:38:30,520 --> 01:38:31,780
And so it's like a hot topic.

2333
01:38:31,780 --> 01:38:33,960
And he shot his wife in the fucking face

2334
01:38:35,160 --> 01:38:38,660
when he was drunk once for bringing up nukes for talk, I guess.

2335
01:38:38,660 --> 01:38:41,400
I haven't gotten to the full explanation of what the argument was about,

2336
01:38:41,600 --> 01:38:45,400
but he got angry enough that he just shot his wife in the face.

2337
01:38:45,400 --> 01:38:47,600
He just shot his wife in the head and it happened.

2338
01:38:47,600 --> 01:38:48,900
Now I found out it was through the cheeks.

2339
01:38:48,900 --> 01:38:53,480
So she lived. But it is it was I mean, yeah.

2340
01:38:54,040 --> 01:38:55,840
And the consequences?

2341
01:38:55,840 --> 01:38:58,520
I get I don't know exactly. Yeah. Wow.

2342
01:38:58,520 --> 01:39:01,620
But he is marked as a but he's a poet.

2343
01:39:02,420 --> 01:39:04,560
And so he I don't know.

2344
01:39:05,560 --> 01:39:07,560
He's a poet that shoots his wife in the face.

2345
01:39:07,560 --> 01:39:10,600
Crazy how insane that that's not even what the books about.

2346
01:39:10,600 --> 01:39:13,960
The books about it, about a flying saucer that someone uncovers.

2347
01:39:13,960 --> 01:39:16,240
Yeah. So far, pretty good.

2348
01:39:16,240 --> 01:39:18,760
I always read Stephen King.

2349
01:39:18,760 --> 01:39:20,840
We'll wrap this up as I see. I see.

2350
01:39:21,880 --> 01:39:22,880
It's got to go.

2351
01:39:23,740 --> 01:39:25,040
It's OK. Then I get it again.

2352
01:39:25,040 --> 01:39:27,240
Let's do our movie recommendations and we'll bounce. So

2353
01:39:28,620 --> 01:39:29,840
what do you guys got?

2354
01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:33,020
I could start. Who's ready?

2355
01:39:33,020 --> 01:39:36,160
Well, the time of the year, I'm just going to go with it.

2356
01:39:36,480 --> 01:39:39,560
I've been saying I was never going to do this one, but I'm going to do it.

2357
01:39:40,360 --> 01:39:41,520
Die hard.

2358
01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:42,820
OK, that's all to be.

2359
01:39:42,820 --> 01:39:44,800
Everybody knows why that's Christmas movie.

2360
01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:48,600
It's like, you know, it's I know it's the week in between now.

2361
01:39:49,800 --> 01:39:52,840
Yeah, this is our end of the year pick for our grand

2362
01:39:52,840 --> 01:39:54,040
and it's kind of a year.

2363
01:39:54,040 --> 01:39:56,400
Season one finale seems like a good one to finish up on.

2364
01:39:56,400 --> 01:39:58,540
Die hard is like every, you know, it's.

2365
01:39:58,540 --> 01:40:01,720
Yeah, I mean, I'm going with the I'm going with a grander scale movie as well.

2366
01:40:01,720 --> 01:40:03,280
So Die Hard is your choice. Perfect.

2367
01:40:03,280 --> 01:40:09,560
Brendan. OK, so I'm going with the two choices.

2368
01:40:09,560 --> 01:40:10,860
I wonder which one you're going to go with.

2369
01:40:10,860 --> 01:40:13,220
Yeah, I'm curious.

2370
01:40:14,620 --> 01:40:15,060
All right.

2371
01:40:15,060 --> 01:40:18,800
So mine's a little outlandish and I've never seen it before.

2372
01:40:19,200 --> 01:40:21,960
It's called Pool Boy Drowning Out the Fury.

2373
01:40:22,500 --> 01:40:26,180
It's a parody of a bad 90s movie, finds a Vietnam veteran

2374
01:40:26,180 --> 01:40:31,240
dealing with a traumatic past while working as a pool boy in Van Nuys, California,

2375
01:40:32,140 --> 01:40:37,020
starring Kevin Sorbo, which was Hercules and Danny Trejo.

2376
01:40:37,020 --> 01:40:39,720
I like Danny Trejo, so that works out.

2377
01:40:39,720 --> 01:40:42,080
That's horrible. It's horrible.

2378
01:40:42,080 --> 01:40:44,580
So I write up our alley.

2379
01:40:44,580 --> 01:40:46,360
I watched season finale.

2380
01:40:46,360 --> 01:40:47,660
I watched the brand.

2381
01:40:47,660 --> 01:40:52,300
I watched the first five minutes of it last night and read a couple reviews on IMDb.

2382
01:40:52,300 --> 01:40:57,040
And it is pretty outlandish and kind of just wild and crazy.

2383
01:40:57,040 --> 01:40:58,560
People either love it or hate it.

2384
01:40:58,560 --> 01:41:04,780
It's kind of just it seems more like almost like an actor art piece than anything.

2385
01:41:04,780 --> 01:41:08,140
It is a mayhem or whatever. It's like, yeah, yes.

2386
01:41:08,140 --> 01:41:08,780
All right. My.

2387
01:41:08,780 --> 01:41:11,080
It's almost well.

2388
01:41:11,880 --> 01:41:13,820
Holy shit, I haven't seen it.

2389
01:41:13,820 --> 01:41:15,880
So movie.

2390
01:41:15,880 --> 01:41:18,920
It looked on brand for a parody of bad movies.

2391
01:41:21,520 --> 01:41:27,760
Horrible. But again, if Fried Rice has done anything in our in our in our state,

2392
01:41:27,760 --> 01:41:30,540
our twenty seven, twenty eight episodes or whatever.

2393
01:41:31,040 --> 01:41:32,400
And the year with a bad.

2394
01:41:32,400 --> 01:41:35,200
Twenty five year with a fucking terrible movie.

2395
01:41:35,200 --> 01:41:36,780
I'm almost leaning towards it.

2396
01:41:36,780 --> 01:41:38,980
All right, Jesse, what do you got?

2397
01:41:38,980 --> 01:41:39,980
I'll come back to you.

2398
01:41:39,980 --> 01:41:42,940
Oh, you know, I've been really I've been greatly considering this movie for a long time.

2399
01:41:42,940 --> 01:41:44,620
Fine. Throw it out there.

2400
01:41:44,620 --> 01:41:46,620
It is the movie.

2401
01:41:49,980 --> 01:41:52,060
The lottery ticket.

2402
01:41:53,520 --> 01:41:55,720
Yeah. You want to give us any, any.

2403
01:41:55,720 --> 01:41:59,200
Oh, you know, that's the great, great American story.

2404
01:41:59,200 --> 01:41:59,960
When a young man.

2405
01:41:59,960 --> 01:42:03,560
Suddenly wins three hundred and seventy million dollars, he must protect the prize

2406
01:42:03,560 --> 01:42:07,740
against or take it during a chaotic holiday weekend where everyone wants his cash.

2407
01:42:07,740 --> 01:42:09,440
Who stars? Who's who's starring?

2408
01:42:09,440 --> 01:42:11,480
I mean, I mean, who? How could you forget?

2409
01:42:11,480 --> 01:42:16,320
It stars Bow Wow, Little Bow Wow, Brandon T.

2410
01:42:16,320 --> 01:42:23,580
Jackson, Nattari, Norton and Keith and Terry Crews and Ice Cube and Ice Cube is in it.

2411
01:42:23,580 --> 01:42:27,160
So, you know, well, Terry Crews and Ice Cube, that's a good cast.

2412
01:42:27,160 --> 01:42:27,960
All right.

2413
01:42:27,960 --> 01:42:30,120
Mike Epps and Bill Bellamy. That's a good.

2414
01:42:30,120 --> 01:42:31,460
What more could you not want?

2415
01:42:31,460 --> 01:42:32,460
Yeah.

2416
01:42:32,460 --> 01:42:33,460
Could you?

2417
01:42:33,460 --> 01:42:34,460
Any movie?

2418
01:42:34,460 --> 01:42:36,700
I'm glad you put so much thought into that.

2419
01:42:36,700 --> 01:42:39,060
Again, you said that you've been waiting for that for a while.

2420
01:42:39,060 --> 01:42:40,640
I understand that's a great choice.

2421
01:42:40,640 --> 01:42:41,640
Whatever the fuck you just said.

2422
01:42:41,640 --> 01:42:43,200
Lottery ticket. Lottery ticket.

2423
01:42:43,200 --> 01:42:46,280
Mine is going to be the Boondock Saints, which is on Tubi.

2424
01:42:46,280 --> 01:42:47,280
Oh, good God.

2425
01:42:47,280 --> 01:42:51,440
So my. So I was I had the same idea that Mike had where if you're going to end the year

2426
01:42:51,440 --> 01:42:55,620
with a bang, do it with something that's big.

2427
01:42:55,620 --> 01:42:56,620
So I had to do it.

2428
01:42:56,620 --> 01:42:59,260
Big. So we have three choice.

2429
01:42:59,260 --> 01:43:00,260
Sorry. Four choices.

2430
01:43:00,260 --> 01:43:04,620
Yes. We have we have Boondocks Saints.

2431
01:43:04,620 --> 01:43:08,260
Die Hard. Pool Boy and lottery ticket.

2432
01:43:09,800 --> 01:43:11,860
Jesse, how would you like to vote first?

2433
01:43:13,260 --> 01:43:13,760
I don't know.

2434
01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:15,240
Lottery ticket. You're going to OK.

2435
01:43:15,240 --> 01:43:17,880
You're going to vote for. I really want to watch lottery ticket.

2436
01:43:17,880 --> 01:43:18,880
OK.

2437
01:43:19,800 --> 01:43:22,340
Is everyone going to vote for their own?

2438
01:43:22,840 --> 01:43:24,440
Because we this is the first.

2439
01:43:24,440 --> 01:43:25,920
Those two are tough, man.

2440
01:43:25,920 --> 01:43:27,820
I mean, I have to.

2441
01:43:27,820 --> 01:43:30,120
This is this. I guess you and I have to.

2442
01:43:30,120 --> 01:43:33,180
I guess this is what we have to do.

2443
01:43:33,180 --> 01:43:34,820
As I say, pull up trailers.

2444
01:43:34,820 --> 01:43:37,100
No random number generator.

2445
01:43:37,100 --> 01:43:39,060
Oh, OK. You're going back to the dice.

2446
01:43:39,060 --> 01:43:41,860
I had to die. Oh, shit.

2447
01:43:41,860 --> 01:43:46,340
We said we would never go back to the dice ever.

2448
01:43:46,540 --> 01:43:48,700
You're not. You're going to a number generator.

2449
01:43:48,700 --> 01:43:50,780
Oh, no. It's true.

2450
01:43:50,780 --> 01:43:52,540
Wonderful. Wonderful.

2451
01:43:52,540 --> 01:43:54,040
So who's now?

2452
01:43:54,040 --> 01:43:56,580
Oh, guys, we said we never go back.

2453
01:43:56,580 --> 01:44:00,220
We're going by we're going by the first appearance would be one, two, three.

2454
01:44:00,220 --> 01:44:02,780
So Die Hard is one.

2455
01:44:02,780 --> 01:44:04,780
Yeah. Boy is two. OK. OK.

2456
01:44:04,780 --> 01:44:06,220
I'm one. All right.

2457
01:44:06,220 --> 01:44:08,920
Lottery ticket is three.

2458
01:44:10,620 --> 01:44:13,000
Boondock Saints is four.

2459
01:44:13,000 --> 01:44:13,960
OK.

2460
01:44:13,960 --> 01:44:18,300
Ladies and gentlemen, we said we'd never go back to the dice,

2461
01:44:18,900 --> 01:44:23,000
but all these movies are available to be the coin has a say.

2462
01:44:23,000 --> 01:44:28,020
And we're going to end the year with hopefully something good.

2463
01:44:31,440 --> 01:44:33,320
Die Hard. Die Hard.

2464
01:44:33,320 --> 01:44:37,520
Yeah. OK. You put four one to four one.

2465
01:44:37,520 --> 01:44:39,880
Yeah. Max. But like five in.

2466
01:44:39,880 --> 01:44:41,720
Put a five. Take another one.

2467
01:44:41,720 --> 01:44:45,320
Oh, I was just hoping to get another turn.

2468
01:44:46,800 --> 01:44:48,700
But Die Hard doesn't feel like.

2469
01:44:48,700 --> 01:44:53,240
No, the dice, the dice line is it's the it's the first like actually

2470
01:44:53,240 --> 01:44:55,840
just solid fucking movie that we've said we think.

2471
01:44:55,840 --> 01:44:58,620
Oh, no, the thing I don't know that Die Hard when it came out,

2472
01:44:58,620 --> 01:45:00,120
I think it fits our old criteria.

2473
01:45:00,120 --> 01:45:01,620
I don't know if that's all of the movies.

2474
01:45:01,620 --> 01:45:04,120
Darn when it came out, that's something to unlock.

2475
01:45:04,120 --> 01:45:05,620
So let's all I don't know.

2476
01:45:05,620 --> 01:45:07,820
I haven't seen it crawl through. You have an air vent.

2477
01:45:07,820 --> 01:45:09,700
I heard I might have used some die hard.

2478
01:45:09,700 --> 01:45:11,800
But anyway, ladies and gentlemen,

2479
01:45:12,800 --> 01:45:14,760
I had one loaded. What's one of it?

2480
01:45:14,760 --> 01:45:17,040
Oh, shit. This one. Yeah. Here we go.

2481
01:45:17,040 --> 01:45:19,040
Are you ready?

2482
01:45:19,040 --> 01:45:22,100
Are you ready? Here's your music.

2483
01:45:22,100 --> 01:45:25,080
You. This is copyright free.

2484
01:45:25,080 --> 01:45:28,040
Look, without copyright, without copyright,

2485
01:45:28,040 --> 01:45:32,180
free downloads, free downloads without copyright.

2486
01:45:34,320 --> 01:45:36,480
Turn it down. No, I love it.

2487
01:45:36,480 --> 01:45:38,480
That's a turn down.

2488
01:45:38,480 --> 01:45:40,480
I can't hear it.

2489
01:45:40,480 --> 01:45:42,460
This can be the magic of editing.

2490
01:45:42,460 --> 01:45:45,400
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

2491
01:45:45,400 --> 01:45:47,460
Fuck it. I'm not going to say. Ladies and gentlemen,

2492
01:45:47,460 --> 01:45:52,500
this has been the Christmas episode of Fried Rice podcast.

2493
01:45:52,500 --> 01:45:56,980
It's been wonderful with me have been my little elves.

2494
01:45:56,980 --> 01:45:59,940
We have we have Michael.

2495
01:45:59,940 --> 01:46:02,940
It's hockey.

2496
01:46:02,940 --> 01:46:06,380
Larsen basically slaps it.

2497
01:46:06,380 --> 01:46:10,880
It's a little bit of a

2498
01:46:10,880 --> 01:46:16,720
slapstick. We have we have Brendan.

2499
01:46:19,520 --> 01:46:23,900
Don't add it in and add it in and add it in and add it in and add it in and simply add to us.

2500
01:46:24,400 --> 01:46:27,100
Have a good one, everybody.

2501
01:46:27,600 --> 01:46:30,380
And we have what was the nickname you wanted to give yourself earlier?

2502
01:46:30,380 --> 01:46:34,040
I don't remember. I don't remember either.

2503
01:46:34,040 --> 01:46:35,580
What was it? Jesse?

2504
01:46:35,580 --> 01:46:37,380
We have the body.

2505
01:46:37,380 --> 01:46:39,280
Oh, no, no, no.

2506
01:46:39,280 --> 01:46:41,820
We have we have Jesse.

2507
01:46:41,820 --> 01:46:45,980
Holy, holy, holy, holy little Christmas heart.

2508
01:46:49,820 --> 01:46:51,800
Did you have a stroke?

2509
01:46:52,400 --> 01:46:53,800
Merry Christmas, everyone.

2510
01:46:53,800 --> 01:46:56,800
I'm Andy Rice. I've been fried off my fucking ass.

2511
01:46:57,540 --> 01:46:59,640
Thank you so much for joining us.

2512
01:46:59,640 --> 01:47:09,640
Good night.