1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000 It's a fried rice Christmas, ho ho ho 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Ho ho ho 3 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Ho ho ho ho 4 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:41,000 And Merry Christmas everybody 5 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,000 I'm your host Andy Rice 6 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,000 And this is Fried Rice Podcast 7 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Let's get fried 8 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,000 With me as always is Brennan 9 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Jingle bells, Brennan smells 10 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Michael laid an egg 11 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Andy's car lost a wheel 12 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 And Bob ran away 13 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Hey! 14 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Shipley up to Boston 15 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Hello everybody 16 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,000 Merry Christmas 17 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,000 With us as always is Michael 18 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,000 He's older than Santa Claus himself 19 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Older than the snow 20 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Older than Christmas as an idea 21 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Which makes him older 22 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Than I guess Jesus himself 23 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Larsen 24 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Hello everybody, Merry Christmas 25 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 And I'm your host, I've already said it, it's Andy Rice 26 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Alright, so it's Christmas everybody 27 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Merry Christmas, we decided to do a special 28 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000 You know, just for you guys on Christmas Day 29 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Release of a very classic Christmas movie 30 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,000 You know, the most classic Christmas movie you could say 31 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Which we'll get to in just a bit 32 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 But, oh yeah, there's no What Are We Smoking? 33 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Because this is just a Christmas special 34 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,000 I was going to say what? 35 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Do you have like a Christmas routine? 36 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,000 Christmas, what's the word I'm looking for? 37 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Traditions 38 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Traditions, there you go 39 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Oh, for me, no, my newest tradition is to use that tree that you gave me last year 40 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Thank you by the way, the cool artificial 41 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,000 To put in the corner, I was waiting until after Thanksgiving 42 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Smart 43 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:22,000 And then I don't buy gifts 44 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,000 And I tell my family, we don't do, no gift exchange 45 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 And then I show up, we have food 46 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 And then I awkwardly kind of sit there while everyone opens up gifts 47 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 And I 48 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,000 That they didn't get 49 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 No, no, they open up their gifts 50 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,000 I watch my family open up the gifts they gave to themselves 51 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Mainly the kids or whatever 52 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,000 But I tend to, I always tell everybody don't do gifts 53 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 I don't want to buy gifts, I don't want to receive any 54 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,000 And so, because I, the one thing, look, Christmas 55 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Put up your trees, put up your lights 56 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Make your food, do what you got to do 57 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:01,000 But the gift giving, the commercialism, I'm over it 58 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,000 I'm so fucking over it 59 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 So sorry everybody, Merry Christmas 60 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,000 But fuck, this is the most commercialized bullshit holiday 61 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Of all time when it comes to, they just want you to spend money 62 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Just like Halloween, 25% of all candy sold in the year 63 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Sold just for Halloween 64 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 I bet probably what? 65 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:24,000 50, 25%, 30% of all gift cards 66 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:28,000 And go for Valentine's Day 67 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 That is, I think, I sort of got 68 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,000 That was a Hallmark conspiracy, Valentine's Day was 69 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Yeah, it had to be 70 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,000 They just took a massacre that happened a few hundred years earlier 71 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 And they're like, you know what, we can turn this into a 72 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Into what we like to call a Hallmark occasion 73 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,000 Yeah 74 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000 But, yeah, and then you take Christmas 75 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Which they say it celebrates the birth of Christ 76 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,000 But of course no one knows the day Christ was born 77 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Well, they know it was in the summer 78 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Yeah, it was in the winter 79 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,000 But wait, the summer for Jerusalem? 80 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 That's one thing, because that could be our winter 81 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 No, we're the same 82 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Are we the same as? 83 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Australia is the one that's the same 84 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Australia, okay 85 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Yeah 86 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 But it's just like one of those things 87 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Like no one knows the day he was born 88 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 So we've just arbitrarily picked December 25th 89 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Because winter solstice 90 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 Winter solstice, why not 91 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Because they were already having a party on that day 92 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Let's steal that party 93 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Yeah 94 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Yeah 95 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 There we go 96 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Let's just bastardize 97 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 You know, like take someone else's 98 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Pagan holidays, turn it into a religious one 99 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Right? 100 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Just like they did with Easter? 101 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 No, other way around 102 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Easter was a religious holiday 103 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Now it's Easter bunny with eggs and candy holiday 104 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Yeah 105 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 I don't think it's religious anymore 106 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 I mean, there are people that go to church on Easter 107 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 But I think for the most part 108 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 80% of, I don't know, I'm just making a percent 109 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 My kids don't have any clue 110 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Yeah, it's just Easter bunny and candy 111 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 I don't know 112 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 I mean, I don't know 113 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 How often do you stress the resurrection story 114 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 When you're talking to your kids about their painted eggs 115 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 And Easter bunny stuff 116 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 They're not there yet, so 117 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Okay 118 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 They're kids 119 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 My kids now know about eight or nine 120 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Yeah 121 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 It's about the time I told them 122 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 About that 123 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Okay, well this is what this holiday is really about 124 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 And this is why it's so weird 125 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 That was actually the conversation we had 126 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 It's about how weird it was 127 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Weird to do the eggs 128 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Yeah, the egg thing kind of doesn't really make any sense 129 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Well, I mean, South Park 130 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,000 South Park nailed it 131 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 As to why we paint the eggs 132 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Because there's a secret order of rabbits trying to 133 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 It was, if you know, if that's one of the best South Parks 134 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 It's their take on 135 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000 That one movie 136 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 With Tom Hanks 137 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Where he's Da Vinci Code 138 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 So it's the Da Vinci Code 139 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 It's their version of Da Vinci Code 140 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 So it's a bunch of like Catholic priests 141 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Who are secretly part of like a bunny cult 142 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Who are like, or they're trying to like 143 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,000 And then Jesus, one of the best things in it 144 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Was Jesus is in prison 145 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Like they, because in South Park 146 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Jesus is a character 147 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 He's like exists, he has a talk show 148 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,000 But like he's in jail 149 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 And he tells 150 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 He needs to get out of jail 151 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 So he tells Stan to kill him 152 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 He's like, he's like, listen Stan 153 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 If I kill myself 154 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,000 I can't go to heaven 155 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Because that's a sin 156 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,000 But if you kill me, I'll resurrect outside the bars 157 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,000 And Stan's like, I don't want to kill you Jesus 158 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Wait, was it Stan or was it Kyle? 159 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 It was Kyle, so sorry 160 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Because the Jewish Kyle 161 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 And so he's like, I don't want to kill you Jesus 162 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 And so he does 163 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 And he stabs him in the throat a bunch of times or whatever 164 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 And then Jesus resurrects 165 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 It's so good, like 166 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Yeah, so 167 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Here we go, commercialized 168 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Random day in December holiday 169 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Celebrated by bringing a tree inside your home 170 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Buying presents that you feel they need to be wrapped 171 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 You know, so that's just a waste of paper 172 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 But you don't have kids 173 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Yeah, but 174 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Because that's sort of for us 175 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Like we do the same thing 176 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,000 My wife and I don't exchange presents anymore 177 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Because I just tell her, buy whatever you want 178 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Whenever you want 179 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:02,000 But as far as kids, then we buy all the presents 180 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 What are you going to do? 181 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 All your friends got presents 182 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,000 My wife has a kid in her class who's seventh day 183 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 And they don't do Christmas 184 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Yeah 185 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 And she's having a hell of a time with it 186 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Because all the other kids were like 187 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 We want to see Christmas carols 188 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,000 You can't 189 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 It's like 190 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Which sucks 191 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 But it's all 192 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Hold on 193 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 It sucks, but then 194 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,000 What Christmas carols? 195 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Because I wouldn't want to have to sing Holy Night 196 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Silent Night or whatever 197 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 I wouldn't want to sing any Jesus centric carols 198 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 It's not to have to sing 199 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,000 You don't have to do anything in class 200 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 But 201 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 They're not allowed to 202 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 The kids actually even just sit there 203 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 That kid's not allowed to even hear them 204 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:44,000 So it's different than what you're talking about 205 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 It's like literally they can't 206 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 They can't have an assembly that they can do at Christmas 207 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 They can't sing Christmas carols in class 208 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 I think you holiday festivities 209 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 No, they cannot 210 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,000 What would prevent a seventh day Adventist? 211 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Yeah, they don't even do birthdays or anything like that 212 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,000 They don't even do birthdays, nothing 213 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 What would be offensive to a seventh day 214 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,000 If you walked into class and there was some holly on the 215 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Like decorations in the hallway 216 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000 And it was just 217 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:13,000 We love the winter season 218 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 And season's greetings 219 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,000 That would be fun 220 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,000 That's what I'm saying 221 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,000 So just take the Christmas out of it 222 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,000 I get it 223 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Season's greetings 224 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 You're still not going to get kids who are eight 225 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,000 To understand the concept 226 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,000 You're trying to un-conceptualize eight-year-old kids 227 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Which you can't do in a three-week period 228 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,000 You're trying to 229 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,000 But really it's just taking the Christ out of Christmas 230 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Wow, no, it's not just taking the Christ out of Christmas 231 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 No celebrations of really anything 232 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 They're not allowed to do July 4th 233 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 They're not allowed to do birthdays, nothing 234 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 I mean, okay 235 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,000 You're not supposed to celebrate anything to do with you basically 236 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Yeah, they treat every day like the same 237 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Yeah, weird cult to be a part of 238 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 It is, yeah 239 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 But I'm saying it affects all the other kids 240 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 My point is it affects all the other kids 241 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Yeah 242 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Because they're not allowed to do the things they would want to do 243 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 If I were in that class as a kid 244 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 I would absolutely celebrate my birthday 245 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Give out invitations 246 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 And then what would happen if I did that? 247 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,000 My teacher would tell me I'm not allowed to enjoy my birthday? 248 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Yes, no, you're not allowed to enjoy it in class 249 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 I think the kid can't 250 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Like the kid can't participate 251 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Okay, I know what you think 252 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000 But I'm telling you the reality 253 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Okay 254 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 A reality is wrong then 255 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Yeah, well I'm not 256 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 That was the whole point of bringing it up 257 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Is that it's wrong that all these kids can't 258 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 I mean, I agree that they 259 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Like I wouldn't want to be in class 260 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 And have to listen to someone sing 261 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Christian like religious stuff 262 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 I wouldn't want that 263 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 What about the Pledge of Allegiance then? 264 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 I was always one that took away the under God 265 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 But right, you didn't say it 266 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 That's the way it's supposed to be 267 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 You don't have to do anything 268 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 But you still have to listen to it 269 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Because you're there 270 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 That's my point 271 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Yeah 272 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 No, no, but that's the exact point I'm making to you about this kid 273 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 He doesn't have to say it 274 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 He doesn't have to celebrate it 275 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,000 He doesn't have to pay attention to it 276 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 But he can sit there 277 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Just like 278 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 I agree that's how it should be 279 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000 But it's not 280 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Because it's changed so much 281 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Because it's religious 282 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Not just because it's 283 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Well, I'll tell you what 284 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000 A religious thing 285 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 I believe next year 286 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:11,000 They're going to have a lot easier time 287 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Well, yeah 288 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,000 She'll have a new class 289 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,000 That kid won't be in it 290 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Also, I was going to say just politically 291 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,000 Just politically 292 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 She's going to have an easier time doing 293 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Like they'll be able to sing full-blown 294 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Christian gospel choir Christmas songs next year 295 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,000 It's 2025 296 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 It's a different administration 297 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Where Trump wants to put Bibles back in the classroom 298 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 So that's nationwide 299 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000 I think next year 300 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000 They were going to be singing 301 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Oh Holy Night 302 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000 You know, stuff like that 303 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 I think changes take longer 304 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000 There's local school districts 305 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Local boards 306 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Yeah, they'll fight it or whatever 307 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000 If they don't want to do it 308 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 But still 309 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 What's the highest you've ever been on Christmas? 310 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000 The highest? 311 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 I don't know 312 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 I don't feel like I ever did 313 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 Change the subject a little bit 314 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Yeah, sorry 315 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 I don't know 316 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,000 I don't really 317 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 I remember one year 318 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 I was in high school 319 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000 I don't really remember one year 320 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 It was like right around like 321 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 It's 18, 19, somewhere in that age 322 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Living on my own 323 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 And I'd go over to my parents' house 324 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,000 I stayed the night 325 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,000 I was like, all right 326 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Well, I'm not going to have any weed to smoke 327 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,000 So I picked up one of those Corva cookies 328 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000 Or Corova, whatever that brand was 329 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000 500-milligram cookie 330 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:22,000 And I woke up and had my cup of coffee and a cigarette 331 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,000 And I ate most of that cookie 332 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 And then went to bed 333 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 And then sat on the couch while we did our presents 334 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 And then by the time we were done with presents 335 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,000 I was baked off my ass 336 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 And then went over to my aunt's house for Thanksgiving 337 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Like for Christmas dinner 338 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 And yeah, it was the best 339 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 I was baked all day 340 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Best Christmas dinner ever 341 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 I just ate it 342 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 I just ate 343 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Yeah, it was great 344 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:49,000 My sister got me like one of those like drug rug hoodies 345 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 It was a Rasta-colored one 346 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000 And I was like, fuck it 347 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 I'm vibing with this all day 348 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Baked off my ass 349 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 That was a good time 350 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Good Christmas 351 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Oh, that's great 352 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 And he's going for it today to be his most high 353 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,000 It's my Stone Christmas 354 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,000 There you go 355 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000 What's today? 356 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,000 Oh 357 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Today 358 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000 This Christmas 359 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,000 This Christmas story 360 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Well, yeah, we might as well get into the movie 361 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 Sorry, everybody, if I offended you 362 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000 It's just, you know, everyone's got different opinions 363 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:16,000 I just, again, it's more that this holiday is just kind of like a commercialized 364 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:20,000 There's so many different people saying it means so many different things 365 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:25,000 That like it's hard to really like if you want to make this about Jesus, make it about Jesus 366 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000 If you want to make it about family, make it about family 367 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,000 If you want to make it about gifts, make it about gifts 368 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:35,000 But for me, I think it's just I like the feeling of Christmas 369 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 I like going into December 370 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 I like eggnog 371 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000 I like Christmas 372 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 I love Christmas music 373 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000 I love Christmas movies 374 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,000 I love the idea of seeing Santas everywhere 375 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000 I wish we had snow 376 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 Yeah, I do too 377 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000 That's the one thing I wish that we would get during Christmas time, it's snow 378 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Yeah, I mean, we out here in Arizona do not get snow 379 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:57,000 But yeah, I mean, where I used to live, you just go up the mountain a little bit 380 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 And it's right there 381 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:03,000 But yeah, I mean, it's 382 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:11,000 So all that being said, let's get into potentially the most iconic Christmas movie of all time 383 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Christmas Story 384 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Yes 385 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Which came out in 1980 386 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000 88 or 80? 387 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000 86 388 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 Do you have it on there? 389 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 It came out in 1983 390 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,000 83, okay, so prior to Christmas vacation 391 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Prior to Home Alone's, prior to all the, I guess, the other iconic kind of Christmas movies 392 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:37,000 So prior to Christmas Story, you go iconic Christmas movies 393 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,000 You're talking Black and White, Miracle on 34th Street 394 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000 You're talking It's a Wonderful Life 395 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:53,000 And then of course the Rankin-Bass classics like the Frost and the Snowman, the Jack Frost with Kubla Khan 396 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000 Kubla, Kubla Khan 397 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 I love Jack Frost 398 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Hello Kubla 399 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 I'll always remember that 400 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,000 And yeah, I would say, and of course like the Rudolph 401 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:10,000 So those, those claymation or stop motions 402 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 And the Grinch 403 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,000 The Grinch, yeah, the cartoon 404 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Because we haven't had the, we didn't have the Jim Carrey yet 405 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:23,000 So really I would say like that was the previous generation of Christmas, right? 406 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Even though I think the Rankin-Bass stuff was still coming out around the time that this was coming out 407 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,000 But like that was your Black and White, your Mom and Dad's Christmas 408 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Which this tried to emulate by putting it in the 50s of when your Mom and Dad 409 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 Or when you would have been a kid or whatever, right? 410 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:42,000 So, because yeah, I guess the point is for nostalgia 411 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,000 You'd be in your 30s, 40s 412 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000 Yeah, it's interesting because it's both 413 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:51,000 And what's also crazy is that the way time works is nuts 414 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:55,000 So someone watching this in 1983, if they were 40, right? 415 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,000 That would make them, how old in the 50s? 416 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Like they would be born in the 40s then, right? 417 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Yeah, they would be born 418 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000 At least 43 419 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:06,000 The movie set in 40, it's like 43, 44, somewhere in that range 420 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 I thought it was 50s 421 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000 It's the 40s 422 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Or 49, it's like 48 or 49 423 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 It's afterwards, post-40s 424 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000 And we have TVs 425 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,000 It's so, well because in the Parade, they have the Wizard of Oz characters and stuff like that 426 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000 The Wizard of Oz came out in 48, something like that 427 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000 So they're like it's either 48 or 49 428 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:31,000 Wait, but I think the Wizard of Oz characters would be out in about, for years after 429 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 They would, but they tell you 430 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Ralphie says this is the same Parade as last year, so it could be like 49 431 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,000 It's not established at the time, they don't say it at the time 432 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,000 They never say it 433 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Can you please look up when the TV came out? 434 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:48,000 I know that you were alive then, it might be hard to remember the date 435 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:55,000 When black and white televisions came out for public because they saw it in the, they didn't have one at home, I don't think 436 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,000 I think if they were out, they were just expensive 437 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,000 I thought the TV came out in the 50s, but you should probably just 438 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Oh, okay 439 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,000 So 440 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Okay, it was invented in 27 441 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Yeah, but when was it available to the public? 442 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,000 39 443 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Okay, so 1939, alright, so you might be right 444 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000 And since they didn't own one, and it was just in the shop 445 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000 Yeah, they were expensive 446 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 And everyone was gathered around it 447 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Wait, actually, do we even see a TV in this? 448 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,000 I'm thinking now that they were looking at the toy shop 449 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 They were looking at toys, yeah 450 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 Okay, so this could be the 40s 451 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000 I think eventually 452 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Right after the war 453 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Eventually I'm going to be a model train guy eventually 454 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 You are? 455 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 I think so, it looks like fun 456 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 Model trains, wait, hold on, Mike 457 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 We're not going to move past model trains 458 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,000 We've been talking a lot about trains on this podcast 459 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000 I was trying to go right past it because of the trains 460 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,000 You'll have the TV on and playing a train video in a minute 461 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,000 I'll tell you this, you're not wrong 462 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 But I won't suck us down 463 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,000 But one of my two favorite things got combined 464 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,000 Which is just a nice train on a train track 465 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,000 Which I do, I like the efficiency of a train on a train track 466 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000 There's no deviation, it's just straight line 467 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Does what it needs to do 468 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,000 And sushi, and I went to a sushi train place 469 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Where they put a little sushi 470 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000 I don't know if you've ever seen this, Mike 471 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 Where is that one at? 472 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 It was in California, Orange County 473 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Mine was Orange County 474 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000 It's really fun because what they do is each plate 475 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,000 The colors of it, so it would be white plates 476 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,000 Tan plates, yellow plates, blue plates, whatever 477 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:41,000 $2, $3, $4, $5, right? 478 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Depending on the grade of sushi 479 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 And it's just a piece of sushi 480 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000 A couple little pieces of sushi, no extras, no frills 481 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 And it just goes around the store 482 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 For anybody to take 483 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 So it's almost buffet 484 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,000 And you drop your plates in a little slot, right? 485 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Well, they just had a stack 486 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 And then they just count the plates at the end 487 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000 To tell you how much you owe 488 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,000 That's cool 489 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000 It was cool 490 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 And sushi was pretty good 491 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Man, give me some spicy edamame 492 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 And a Las Vegas roll 493 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 And I'm like, I'm fucking set 494 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,000 So happy, I might go get sushi today 495 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 It's not going to be as good 496 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000 As what? 497 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000 As that 498 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 We live in Arizona 499 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 In a landlocked state, yeah 500 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000 It's a little harder 501 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000 You know what, actually 502 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 All sushi here is gas station sushi 503 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000 But still good though 504 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Yeah, here's the thing 505 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000 That's one of those 506 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Did I eat gas station sushi before? 507 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Me too 508 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 The Sam's Club has great sushi 509 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000 It do, yeah 510 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 That's one of those things that's like 511 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 I feel like wine 512 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 In the sense that it's 513 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 I feel bullshit 514 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000 Every piece of sushi that I've ever had in Laughlin 515 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Or even here in Bullhead 516 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Has been delicious 517 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,000 Because here's the thing 518 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Artificial crab doesn't grow in the fucking ocean 519 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 That's artificial, my guys 520 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,000 The few pieces of fish that they actually put on 521 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000 It's frozen, yeah 522 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Yeah, and then what? 523 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Rice needs to come from somewhere near the ocean? 524 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000 No 525 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000 And the fuck, maybe the seaweed 526 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 But seaweed is seaweed 527 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000 You can dry that shit out anyway 528 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 It's just the difference in fresh and frozen salt 529 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 It's not a huge difference 530 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 But even the ones in California 531 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 I promise you 532 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000 You go to LA 533 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 They still get it frozen 534 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 They get it frozen 535 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 They get it 536 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Because here's the thing, Mike 537 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 LA's three hours 538 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 Three and a half hours from here 539 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 You don't think trucks can make the three hour drive 540 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000 From the same ocean that LA's getting their food from? 541 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Why does everyone assume you live right next to 542 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Like if you live within an hour of the ocean 543 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,000 Every sushi place is now going to buy just the premium 544 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,000 Most just caught from the ocean that day sushi 545 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,000 No, the cheap sushi places are buying the same stuff 546 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000 Yeah, but Momofuku isn't was my point 547 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000 What was that? 548 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Momofuku is not 549 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 What's Momofuku? 550 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 Momofuku 551 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000 And it's just a 552 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000 It's a fancy sushi place 553 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Yeah 554 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000 Okay 555 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 That's what I'm saying 556 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Yeah, go to 557 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000 If you want sushi, go to a fancy sushi place 558 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000 Or like Nobu 559 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000 Or Nobu 560 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 Go to a place that costs $100 a roll 561 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 And then yeah, I hope to God 562 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000 That you looked that fish in the eye 563 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Before the fucking chef 564 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 Like killed it in front of you and made it fresh 565 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000 It's not $100 a roll 566 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 It's the difference in five and $10 a roll 567 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000 But yeah 568 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000 No, but again 569 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000 I just 570 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 I don't like when people say 571 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 That living out here in Arizona 572 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,000 Somehow gives us worse sushi 573 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 Because the place across the street 574 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Monado's has delicious fucking sushi 575 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000 My problem with the sushi out here 576 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Is everything's covered in eel sauce 577 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000 Or their 578 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 You know, they cover it in sauce 579 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Versus letting the fish speak for itself 580 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000 That's because they have to 581 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Yeah 582 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 That's what I'm saying 583 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000 The flavor's still there though 584 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000 It's still good 585 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Yeah 586 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 It's got to do with it being good 587 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000 It's the difference in the taste of 588 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Fresh fish out of the ocean 589 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000 And the taste of all the sauce 590 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000 This is driving me nuts 591 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 This is driving me nuts 592 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000 The beach, by my math right now 593 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 If I were to go to my hometown from here 594 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 It would take me three and a half hours 595 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Okay, how long does it take to get to the beach from there? 596 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000 One hour 597 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Four and a half hours 598 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Now 599 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 I'm going to now go to a sushi 600 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000 They 601 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000 So 602 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 Any sushi place in LA is going to get 603 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000 It takes an hour to get to them 604 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000 Okay 605 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000 So now we're just adding an extra 606 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Three and a half hours of drive time 607 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 That's not the difference between 608 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 Fresh and not fresh in my mind 609 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000 No 610 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 It's not 611 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 I don't think you should 612 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Don't order it that way 613 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 I understand that 614 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 I get that 615 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,000 But I think 90% of all sushi places don't order 616 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,000 Fresh, right from the ocean, no boo, cocoa mufu 617 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,000 So you think 90% of the LA places don't? 618 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000 No, I don't think that 619 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 I think it's about 50-50 620 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000 Most sushi restaurants do get their fish frozen 621 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000 Yeah 622 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Because they have to freeze it to kill off most bacteria 623 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Yeah 624 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 So they're going to get it frozen 625 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 It's either going to be frozen or that day generally 626 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Or that day, exactly 627 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000 I think, yeah 628 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000 But 629 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000 The sushi places we were talking about 630 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 They go in the morning down to the fish market 631 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Buy what they want 632 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000 Yeah 633 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000 And prepare it that day 634 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Sure 635 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Okay 636 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000 And I'm just telling you 637 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000 You boogey motherfuckers 638 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Are you saying that you wouldn't go to a sushi place 639 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000 In California 640 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000 No, I go to all of them 641 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Yeah 642 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Okay 643 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000 I'm just telling you there's a difference 644 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 You're saying there's no difference 645 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000 And I'm telling you 646 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 What did I say there's no difference? 647 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000 I never said there's no difference between 648 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000 Fresh and frozen 649 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000 Yes, what I'm saying is 650 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:10,000 The places, there are places that buy their food fresh, right? 651 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 But that's not most sushi places 652 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Most sushi places in the world probably 653 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Buy their fish frozen 654 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000 I agree 655 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000 And so most of the time 656 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 So it's like saying that sushi sucks 657 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000 Because it's in Arizona makes no sense 658 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Because it's the same 659 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000 No one said that 660 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000 No one said that 661 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,000 That's how this all started 662 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:30,000 I said give me a Las Vegas roll 663 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000 No, no, no 664 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000 Hold on, that's what you said 665 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000 But hold on 666 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000 Mike said 667 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000 We'll just back this up 668 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,000 I'll fucking review the tape 669 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,000 Motherfuckers 670 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000 This started with you saying 671 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Or me saying that like 672 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Oh yeah 673 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 You just give me a Las Vegas roll and I'm chilling 674 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,000 And then I think you said something to the degree of 675 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Well, but it's out here so 676 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000 And then I'm like 677 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000 What do you mean it's out here? 678 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000 Which is the whole point 679 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000 I don't think 680 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 I think I said it's not going to be as good 681 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000 That's what I said 682 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000 But I don't think that that's true 683 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 I feel like it's the chef who prepares it 684 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000 It's the sauces they use 685 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 It's the other ingredients they use 686 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000 I went to 687 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 You know my favorite sushi place was 688 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 I'm sure they bought their shit frozen 689 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Because it was an Inland Empire 690 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000 Why would that be any difference than fucking here? 691 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,000 And they had an all you can eat sushi menu 692 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 They had a no rice menu 693 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000 That was just imitation crab where rice would be 694 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000 And it was like 695 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000 They had something called the tomato 696 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,000 And it was just fish with all this shit around it 697 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000 I mean 698 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000 It was amazing 699 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000 That place was so good 700 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000 They went out of business 701 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000 All you can eat sushi are you fucking insane? 702 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000 You can't do that 703 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000 They went out of business 704 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000 It was crazy 705 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000 We took advantage of it 706 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000 I miss all you can eat sushi 707 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000 Did you hear 708 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Did you 709 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000 Speaking of just because it's funny 710 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000 Literally last week they did an interview with a new 711 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000 People that took over the Red Lobster 712 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 Because they went bankrupt or whatever 713 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000 Oh boy 714 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,000 The dude's like 715 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,000 We are never doing endless shrimp again 716 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 And the dude in this interview was like 717 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000 Why? 718 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000 He's like 719 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000 Because I know how to do math 720 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Yeah 721 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,000 Literally that was the people that took over Red Lobster 722 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 The family that showed me 723 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,000 The all you can eat sushi place 724 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Went in with a mission 725 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000 They wouldn't eat leading up to that 726 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 And then they would go in and order 727 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,000 Hundreds of dollars worth of sushi 728 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 And eat it shamelessly 729 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000 Get your money's worth 730 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Get your money's worth 731 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000 Well no but that's the thing 732 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000 You're getting way more than your money 733 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 At some point does morality play into it 734 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 That's one of those 735 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 I feel like that every time I go to the Chinese buffet 736 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000 Yeah it's time to go to a buffet 737 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000 That's the thing 738 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 You want to get your money's worth 739 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000 Buffet is different than all you can eat in my mind 740 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Because all you can eat sushi is they're making it for you 741 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Every single roll 742 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 They're just pumping these out 743 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000 And giving them to you 744 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000 They're bringing them to your table 745 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000 And that's all you can eat right 746 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000 You're ordering them 747 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000 You have a little menu 748 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,000 You order what you want 749 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000 But they charge you for pieces that you don't eat 750 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 So that's kind of where they make up for it 751 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Well you just don't get anything 752 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000 You're not going to eat 753 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 And you're fine 754 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Yeah exactly 755 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 You can just go endlessly 756 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 But a buffet is different 757 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000 A buffet they prepare the food 758 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000 It's out there 759 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000 They want people to go 760 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000 And get as much as they can 761 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Buffets want you to clean them out 762 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000 That's kind of like 763 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000 They don't want to waste food 764 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000 They want to be like 765 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 The perfect idea is they put the right amount of food out 766 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 And everyone took it 767 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000 And everyone's happy right 768 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Yeah 769 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000 With all you can eat though 770 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000 Is that one of those 771 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,000 I think that's one of those things 772 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,000 That no one talks about 773 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000 But where people are just truly scumbags 774 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Because you shouldn't go to an all you can eat 775 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000 With the idea 776 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000 I'm going to clean these people out 777 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000 I'm going to hurt their business 778 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 By how much food I consume 779 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000 I'm going to go with my 780 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000 You don't go there with that in mind 781 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000 You go there with 782 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000 I want to get my money 783 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000 You don't think about 784 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000 Most people just don't think about it 785 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000 I'm going to spend $40 786 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 I'm going to eat $40 worth of rolls 787 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000 That's how I think about it 788 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,000 I don't think I'm going to eat $80 worth of rolls 789 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 No but even if you eat $40 worth of rolls 790 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000 If everyone does that 791 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000 That puts them out of business 792 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000 It does 793 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Because we know how the bath works 794 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 But not everybody can 795 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 Plus they start adding more 796 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 As you get to your second or third round 797 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,000 They do more rice to fish ratio 798 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 They'll fill you up with carbs 799 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000 Sure 800 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,000 And also I'm sure they slow the service down 801 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000 If they're smart 802 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,000 So that you let your food digest a little bit 803 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000 Before you get the next one 804 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000 But like 805 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000 No more food for you 806 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Yeah 807 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000 Yeah exactly 808 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Yeah 809 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 We're going to have another offensive 810 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Chinese stereotype in just a little bit 811 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 When we talk about this movie Mike 812 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000 So thanks for setting us up 813 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,000 Getting us back on track with Christmas Story 814 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000 So yeah let's talk aesthetic 815 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000 50s or I thought it was 50s 816 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:19,000 So it's 40s but so looks beautiful 817 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Every car looks mint brand new 818 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Which makes sense because they kind of just 819 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 Were invented not that long ago right 820 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Like we just sort of had cars 821 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Why would they be all fucking pieces of shit 822 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000 Right by now 823 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000 Especially if you're driving into town 824 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Yeah 825 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 That's one of those like you don't drive into town 826 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000 Unless you're a well to do 827 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Unless you have like a reason 828 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Like I mean like you know what I mean 829 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Yeah 830 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 Like they weren't well to do but 831 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000 They had a piece of shit car 832 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,000 We didn't see their car rolling the streets 833 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000 With all the nice other cars 834 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000 I don't know 835 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 But I like the dad 836 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,000 How old is he supposed to be compared to her 837 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000 I don't know because it's odd 838 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000 Yeah 839 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000 It was almost Jack Nicholson 840 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Really 841 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000 It was almost Jack Nicholson yeah 842 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,000 People looked older back then so it's kind of hard to tell 843 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 It is the people did look older back then 844 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000 Isn't that weird you're looking at 845 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000 You look like Bill Murray or Chevy Chase whatever 846 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000 They looked way older than they actually were 847 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Like a 30 Bill Murray looks like he's 45, 50 848 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000 It's crazy 849 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000 And then now though we have the reverse effect 850 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Like Mike doesn't look 50 something right 851 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000 Like you look like you're 40 852 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Except for the hair 853 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 And then like Paul Rudds 854 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Like I think people are just looking younger 855 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,000 But I bet Jen Alpha thinks we all look like we're fucking 50 856 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000 Well once again think about things though 857 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Now we shower every day versus once a week 858 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000 We just stuff like that 859 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,000 And the stuff we eat is different than what they consume 860 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,000 More antibiotics, more it's more injected with a bunch of shit 861 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000 But is that better or worse 862 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000 Now we don't know 863 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000 It's better for the outside 864 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Now we're dealing with that again coming up 865 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Speaking of 2025 866 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,000 We're about to find out if fluoride has been good for us this whole time or not 867 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Because RFK wants to get rid of the fluoride in the public water system 868 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000 Oh really 869 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Which 870 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,000 Well we know it's good for our teeth 871 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,000 We don't know about the rest of us I guess is the story 872 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 So you're going to see a lot of toothless healthier people 873 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,000 Is that the idea 874 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,000 I think this is a stock tip I think 875 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000 Wow shit 876 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Maybe I shouldn't say that out loud 877 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000 Get out of toothbrush 878 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000 No 879 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Invest in a water company right now that's producing fluoride water 880 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Oh no one is but I'll bet they will 881 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 That will be the first thing boy I'll bet yeah 882 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Coke is going to go right to the deciding you'll be having fluoride 883 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000 So I'm talking about 884 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 Does it already have fluoride in it 885 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000 No 886 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000 No 887 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000 No but 100% 888 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000 They will though 889 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Like I mean I don't know 890 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 Like are you going to 891 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000 It's like one of those things 892 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 Like would you want to buy water with fluoride now 893 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,000 It's like if I buy gallons of water anyway for my thing 894 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 And it was the same price for with fluoride 895 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,000 Yeah it will be like how you can get the different types of water 896 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 The alkaline 897 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Alkaline yeah 898 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Yeah 899 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 That's interesting to think about 900 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,000 But in the 40s 901 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000 No fluoride 902 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000 No 903 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Yeah and everyone looked like 904 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000 They all looked old 905 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,000 They all looked old as fuck and they died a lot younger 906 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 But there was also their jobs 907 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000 There was also a lot less cancer 908 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Well but if you don't have teeth 909 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,000 If you don't have teeth you can't eat as well so 910 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000 That's true but he also said there was a lot less cancer 911 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000 Or 912 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Diagnosis 913 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000 I think there's a lot of 914 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000 A lot less cancer diagnosis 915 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 Maybe people just think about it a lot more cigarettes 916 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,000 We did get to see our first taste of probably 1940s 917 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 1950s autism in this 918 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 With the little brother 919 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000 No 920 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 Oh and Ralph 921 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000 No and the kid that's in 922 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 I like Santa 923 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 Oh you mean Andy 924 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000 Andy little Andy 925 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000 Little Andy actually 926 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,000 Little Andy is home alone we're about to get 927 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000 When we do our home alone episode next 928 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000 Kevin McAllister is little Andy 929 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 He's a piece of shit bro 930 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 I'm like fucking ruining every holiday 931 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000 I will get there 932 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,000 So pre stop lights 933 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Kind of cool you had the cop directing traffic 934 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,000 Like that's a fucking terrible job to have I'm sure 935 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 Standing there in the snow and you're just 936 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000 Just pointing at people 937 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Hey stop it you fucking 938 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000 Stop you know you have to 939 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,000 Everyone's going 25 miles an hour really speeding 940 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 In the back of those little cars 941 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000 Yeah 942 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000 The 943 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 Oh the little wind up tank 944 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 So let's talk about the toy store yeah 945 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000 Yeah 946 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000 Very cool like I would have loved that 947 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,000 Looking at that as a kid too the wind up tank was awesome 948 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 The train set was very cool 949 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000 Yeah 950 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 See I mean now Brennan thinks he's going to start a model train collection 951 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Eventually once the kids move out stuff like that you know 952 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Turn one of their rooms into the train room 953 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 They take up a lot of room that's the problem with train collections 954 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000 You know it doesn't take up a lot of room 955 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,000 You should do one of those little like a single circular track around the tree 956 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 And get a single starter train in Hobby Lobby 957 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000 We got we have one that's like a Grinch more right now 958 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Hobby Lobby 959 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,000 Yeah 960 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000 Oh anywhere 961 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000 We got a Grinch one that like goes around the tree 962 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,000 Oh very cool 963 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,000 I think I'm going to buy a model train after we're done here 964 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000 You should 965 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000 Team who's going to have to 966 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000 I'll help you put it together 967 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000 Yeah 968 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000 I'll put it somewhere I'll just have it chugging around 969 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,000 No once the kids move out I'll have the train room and my grow room together 970 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,000 So I'm growing some weed and my train's going around it 971 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000 Around the weed 972 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000 That's cool 973 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000 I could have a little train here and it passes the bong around 974 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000 Yeah 975 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000 That'd be fun 976 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000 We like trains too much 977 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000 We like trains 978 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 Refer to what episode do we watch 979 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000 Singularity 980 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000 Singularity where we just the last 20 minutes of that episode 981 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:25,000 We're just watching train videos for an audio podcast 982 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 One of the worst decisions we've ever made 983 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 But still better than watching Singularity 984 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000 Thank you Mike 985 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,000 So the Red Rider 200 shot air rifle 986 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 I'm not going to do the whole spiel 987 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000 Everyone wrote it down 988 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000 Do you have the whole 989 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000 I didn't write the whole thing 990 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000 Damn it I wish 991 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000 So 992 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Oh Red Rider carbine action 200 shot range model air rifle 993 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000 Hell yeah thank you 994 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000 So Red Rider I guess is a character 995 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000 I don't know if he was actual real 996 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,000 The Red Rider I think is the man holding the gun 997 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000 I guess it's the name of the gun 998 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000 It's the name of the gun 999 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 Because it had a red bear 1000 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000 It's called the Red Rider 1001 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000 Daisy Red Rider 1002 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 Okay so it's by Daisy is the brand 1003 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 I didn't see that's the thing if I heard Daisy first 1004 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 It's the model name of 1005 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000 I got that 1006 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:10,000 But in the from my perspective it was you see the poster it's a man 1007 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 And I thought his name was like Red Rider 1008 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Which could totally be a cowboy's name 1009 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:19,000 And then he that's his it's a version of his gun that he uses on this popular radio show 1010 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:24,000 And then when Ralphie thinks of himself as a cowboy he's picturing himself as Red Rider 1011 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,000 That's how I thought of it in my whole head this whole time 1012 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:31,000 Even though what I've bought Red Rider guns in the past 1013 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,000 So maybe in my mind I never thought just Daisy was the 1014 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:39,000 What brand whatever that made the not official Red Riders 1015 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,000 So I go to Walmart they're 20 30 bucks 1016 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,000 Yeah Christmas time I usually buy them for white elephant gifts 1017 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:52,000 I think it's a perfect white elephant present every single fucking time you bring a red although 1018 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,000 Some people have not enjoyed that like I brought it to 1019 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 People are very anti gun or whatever 1020 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000 I know dude BB guns yeah 1021 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,000 I brought to a white elephant party like for an improv team 1022 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 And it was not well received 1023 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000 Oh California yeah 1024 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:11,000 They did not receive that well they were like they opened up like oh okay yikes 1025 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000 And I was like and I and I'm like leaning forward hoping everyone else is in on the joke 1026 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:19,000 And loves it and stuff and nobody do shoot your eye out kid 1027 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:24,000 Yeah I think one person and like ended up taking it semi reluctantly 1028 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,000 But fuck dude that's a cool gift yeah 1029 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 Honestly even just you don't need to use it 1030 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,000 You just keep it in box if you really want to put it up on the wall 1031 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Hanging up over it's like a funny little just Christmas time put it where your stockings are you know 1032 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:49,000 Anyway and I think they changed the new ones I don't think are loaded the same way with the BBs down the down the thing 1033 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:56,000 I think you so now you load them at the top top loader still pump it's a top loader pump action yeah 1034 00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:01,000 Anyway I I do think that that's a cool gift 1035 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:06,000 He's reading the newspaper and he talks about an article where a guy swallows a yo-yo 1036 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:11,000 And then she's like what the why they put that in the papers what do you mean that that's newsworthy 1037 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 And I was like that is newsworthy 1038 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:20,000 My my thought was like nowadays it's the phones back then it was papers yeah there's always something to distract people at dinner 1039 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:24,000 Exactly the turp furnace yeah I was like what's a furnace fighter 1040 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:29,000 I just don't understand why the BB gun was so important to the kid 1041 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:35,000 What he wanted I know but by the time I was that age I had a slingshot I had it's a glorified pea shooter 1042 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:40,000 It is it's he's an old kid to be wanting a red rider was this yeah, oh well 1043 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:46,000 He looks like he's eight or nine he's like somewhere in that range I think he's eight I think they say eight-year-old 1044 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:51,000 I would have been on a 22 by then well I'm serious yeah I was one yeah eighth birthday 1045 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:57,000 But I also think the state's different too because you grew up in Texas right where you learn about gun safety and all that at a young age 1046 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000 They were in like Illinois 1047 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:05,000 She was weird to me because he seemed old for one of you for one of you yeah, but I also think this is one of those 1048 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:10,000 Things were different. I'm talking about the 70s versus the yeah 40s 1049 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:17,000 Yeah, but I think what he's early 50s. I think what the what they're really just trying to demonstrate is the single-minded focus of 1050 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:24,000 No matter what people keep telling him that this is a bad idea for him to want to this thing he wants it anyway 1051 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Yeah, and so like yeah, I maybe I don't know maybe in the 40s especially 1052 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:41,000 You know what just post-war I bet every boy just wanted gun stuff war stuff action stuff. That's why we saw wind-up tank 1053 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 You know that's why I like I 1054 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Mean Ralphie still or his little brother still got the like a fire truck so like he's still younger 1055 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:55,000 He still wants like the what's the name he got a zeppelin to who's the little brother's name? I never caught it fuck I forget it now yeah 1056 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Because Ralphie's the older one 1057 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 now unfortunately I usually 1058 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:07,000 Do my due diligence and watch like every Christmas story thing and I was gonna watch Christmas story 2 1059 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:15,000 Which I have not seen but I did watch a little bit of the play the live the live musical 1060 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,080 I watched when it came out. I watched it with 1061 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,400 What's his face from? 1062 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,680 Not growing pains 1063 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,680 What would you do what you say? 1064 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,600 No wonder years 1065 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,740 Trying to do the theme though that was that's the theme okay? 1066 00:36:36,740 --> 00:36:44,740 Wonder years Fred Savage okay, so Fred Savage played the older narrator the narrator for Ralphie as 1067 00:36:45,180 --> 00:36:48,380 They did live it was a live TV 1068 00:36:48,860 --> 00:36:55,160 Musical so like it was airing live and they were doing a musical or a channel, but I watched it 1069 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,160 It's a BC or whatever, but yeah 1070 00:36:58,140 --> 00:37:02,740 Which I'm sure that channel now hates that we don't remember what it was they probably put a lot of effort into it 1071 00:37:02,980 --> 00:37:04,980 Sorry, whatever BC you are 1072 00:37:04,980 --> 00:37:10,980 Whichever channel does it plays at 24 hours every year? Oh, yeah damn, but no, but it wasn't it wasn't 1073 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:13,500 wasn't Turner 1074 00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:15,140 Yeah 1075 00:37:15,140 --> 00:37:20,100 TMC Turner or TCM no Turner classic movies. There's no TCM 1076 00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:23,460 But I think TNT was the Turner Network 1077 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:28,580 Turner Network television was also turn yeah, there were several turn yeah, he has a lot 1078 00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:32,060 Turn around a lot CNN CNN yeah 1079 00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:37,540 Oh shit, I put furnace fighter, and I said Mike what what's that you know like because I've never 1080 00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:43,300 Got a furnace. I guess it's just he I did in the time when he said furnace fighter 1081 00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:48,260 I thought there was like a thing you were supposed to know well cuz I know it's like old heating furnace 1082 00:37:48,260 --> 00:37:52,340 They used a furnace like a wood fire furnace like you know to heat the house 1083 00:37:52,340 --> 00:37:59,080 Yeah, but the expression furnace fighter. I was like what is that? I guess it's just it got he keeps having to battle his own furnace 1084 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:03,980 Yeah, you find that out. Yeah, but at the time I was like what the I know it was what is and I had to ask 1085 00:38:03,980 --> 00:38:05,980 The oldest person I know 1086 00:38:06,740 --> 00:38:10,840 So when the dad does his like string of obscenities one of the ones 1087 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:14,860 Includes damn dollywop dumb. Yeah, that's a weird 1088 00:38:14,980 --> 00:38:19,020 He said he had to do gibberish or otherwise it was impossible to do without swearing 1089 00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:24,520 Oh, that's why I wanted to keep the PG rating. That's funny the director said that or the actor actor, okay? 1090 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:31,080 And was that during the what scene was that the well every time he'd go down there to do it 1091 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,440 The okay, then we get one of the most iconic scenes 1092 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:41,060 Which is the brother getting put up in all the jackets and put my arms down 1093 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:46,440 My note for that was at three o'clock in the morning when I get home from work 1094 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,240 I want to sit outside and smoke a little bit 1095 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:54,920 I wish I had that outfit because even if my arms are up I could still bend them like this do what I need to do 1096 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,360 so now Mike 1097 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,240 So far we're I mean we're still in the beginning here 1098 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:01,600 What was what you this is now? 1099 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,800 This is your first time watching this movie all the way through all the way through you've maybe seen bits and pieces 1100 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,720 Yeah, and so far what how are you feeling about this? 1101 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:14,400 so I was checking with you at the end, but I want to just I want to kind of check with you guys because 1102 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:20,960 You said some stuff to me earlier this week that makes me a little sus about how you feel about Christmas story 1103 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:24,400 So okay, I think you misinterpreted what I said 1104 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,000 My feeling about Christmas story is that 1105 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:35,040 And I even told you this at the time. I was very specific that I think maybe I've watched too many Christmas movies 1106 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:39,240 And 1107 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:42,240 It feels 1108 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:45,960 Almost what's a little saccharin at this point in the movie? 1109 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,840 It feels a little 1110 00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:56,820 I know what's gonna happen even though I don't a little predictable a little predictable little saccharin 1111 00:39:56,820 --> 00:39:59,160 I will say I don't feel like this is I think 1112 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,760 predictable 1113 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:06,640 This movie yeah, because you've never seen it no if you've never seen it. Yeah, I would say there are some 1114 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:14,400 Unpredictable moments when he beats up barkus yeah moments of ways you know the plot of the movie is predictable 1115 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,920 You know what's gonna? 1116 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:21,560 I wouldn't have guessed ending at a Chinese restaurant. No, that's not plot 1117 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:28,480 Well, yeah, it's plot is no, that's how you move a story along. It's not little points within this way 1118 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:33,760 That's not plot. No the plot, but the I would just gonna say this point here 1119 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:39,120 That is plot the fact that the ending takes place not at home with their dinner 1120 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:43,640 It takes place at a Chinese restaurant all because of Ralphie 1121 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:48,680 Because he went outside and he opened up the door and let the dogs in and they ruined dinner 1122 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:54,940 That's a plot point. That's that's the ending of the movie. It's it's every so Ralphie gets what he wants 1123 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,120 Fucks up immediately 1124 00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:02,240 Ruins dinner again and ends up, and that's the ending so I that was unpredictable had you not seen it before 1125 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:06,400 You're supposed to be surprised you're supposed to think they're gonna have their family dinner 1126 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,480 Yeah, and then everything gets fucked up, and then you go see Chinese dinner 1127 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:12,760 So you can pick one or two things that are predictable out of the movie. I'm not saying that 1128 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:17,400 That's not my point. That's not what I mean when I say predictable. I mean predictable the same way that 1129 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:22,840 You know when we saw the first Star Wars after that every Star Wars movie you kind of know what's gonna happen 1130 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:27,360 Yeah, you kind of get the plot you get the plot before you see the movie 1131 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:33,400 Okay, and that's because I guess you have Christmas overload. I think it's because of Christmas overload 1132 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,400 That's what I'm saying. We watched this is like one of our last movies 1133 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:40,880 Yeah of 15 or 16 or 25 or 700 movies 1134 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:46,760 I'm not sure what it is now because like I'll just give you an example yesterday home alone. I was watching 1135 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:53,480 Yeah, but you realize once you start watching home alone, and if you want to emulate your your your leader I 1136 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:58,520 Ended up watching like seven or eight hours of home alone last night 1137 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:03,600 Did you watch more than two? Yes, you watched three and four. We'll get well we'll get into that when we do our best 1138 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,000 So I'm just saying that's the way this whole last two months is gone 1139 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:14,800 So a little bit of this predictability because because most Christmas movies are kind of the same they have the same formula 1140 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,240 It's a formula well 1141 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:20,800 Then I would hope that your grade is not affected by your Christmas 1142 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,520 My grade is whatever my grade is and it's none of your business 1143 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:28,080 I mean it is at the end a hundred percent my business because I'm gonna write it down 1144 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,920 And we're gonna use it to to go up against other grades 1145 00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:35,160 But I would just hope that your jaded 1146 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,160 anti-christmas 1147 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:41,180 Grinch Scrooge heart doesn't affect an otherwise 1148 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,800 Delightful Christmas movie, so okay wait here. I'll give you a better explanation 1149 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,880 equivalent to a fruit cake 1150 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,480 This movie is a fruit cake. It's overly sweet 1151 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,080 It's full of unwanted nuts 1152 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,920 And nobody likes it as much as they pretend and 1153 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:05,360 Don't tell me that's not true both of you don't like it as much as you pretend if you actually watch this movie 1154 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,820 With a critics eye versus just your childhood eye Michael 1155 00:43:09,820 --> 00:43:11,820 I'm I I 1156 00:43:11,820 --> 00:43:19,280 Watch everything with the same eyes, and it is to tear apart the internalized universe that a movie creates 1157 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:23,320 And see all the flaws and everything trust me when I tell you I watch everything 1158 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:30,520 Look at what I've done to other movies that look watch our Goonies episode and tell me that I don't watch 1159 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:35,620 Just saying you're more forgiving on Christmas movies. That's all you can disagree if you want 1160 00:43:35,620 --> 00:43:40,760 But you're more forgiving of Christmas movies than other movies, and I don't know why that is I'm not even making a judgment 1161 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,760 Because I rate them against because I rank them against other Christmas movies 1162 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:47,040 I don't rank them against movies as a whole I put horror movies in the same book 1163 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:51,220 I put horror movies against other horror movies. I put documentaries in the same thing 1164 00:43:51,220 --> 00:43:54,840 I would rank documentaries against each other if you wanted to do that, but like 1165 00:43:55,520 --> 00:44:01,520 So but then if you go with like movies if I just then if the general term movies that if you take 1166 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,960 If you take Christmas out if you take 1167 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,080 Horror out and if you took I guess 1168 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:13,940 Romance and romantic comedy out because I also consider that to be its own category to real then I'm just talking 1169 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:19,760 Drama action comedy is there the three big ones that I would put all the same category of movies 1170 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:25,880 That's what I would judge on so then let's let's just as a as a career idea versus hangover 1171 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:30,720 Right, you'll do that, but you won't do gladiator versus this is my point 1172 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,440 Well, yeah, see that's sort of my point is what I'm saying 1173 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,680 I think you rank these movies against each other 1174 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,520 And I don't get that so if you're to say your first top 10 movies of all time 1175 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:43,720 How do you even do that if you're taking these other movies and put them in different categories? 1176 00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:48,940 Oh, no, because Christmas stories in I mean absolutely top 10 movies of all time Christmas movies 1177 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:53,400 No, no all time top 10 movies Christmas movies. No 1178 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:58,960 Okay, it's it's all I see what you're doing. You're saying they don't count as movies ask me 1179 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:04,560 It's like ask me what my favorite song is it's so hard because it's like what's my favorite rap song. What's my favorite rock song? 1180 00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:09,440 What's my favorite? You know, it's like you can't do that. You can't make a list of your top. What's my favorite game? 1181 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,560 It's like I could say Final Fantasy 8 because it's like nostalgia or whatever 1182 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:19,000 But like maybe the last of us maybe it was one of the later Final Fancies. It's like 1183 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,200 in the moment 1184 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:25,960 Things feel like a top whatever like I just watched gladiator 2 and I'm like fuck dude 1185 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:30,280 That might be a top, you know, like right the gladiator series, which I it's like whatever 1186 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:37,960 I'm not because we only exist in whatever we remember. It's like we're only are we only we're just a bag of meat that it contains 1187 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:43,240 Memories that we just then act upon those memories. We're just animals, right? 1188 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:46,600 So if I don't remember a movie, it's not in my top 10 1189 00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:52,920 If I forget gladiator existed until they I saw a preview for gladiator 2 even though I loved gladiator 1190 00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,160 Now I'm reminded of gladiator. I remember. Oh shit 1191 00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,120 Glad pretty good, right? There's paper tough 1192 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:05,720 gladiator bless you gladiator is is one of my tops right so fucking good, but then what else am I forgetting? 1193 00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:09,440 Oh wait, then there's a good fellas. Whoops forgot about that one 1194 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:14,240 That's a fucking phenomenal movie fight club just popped in my head and then but now we but then yes 1195 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,240 So if I'm in the mood for Christmas 1196 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:20,200 Which I am now now my top tens are all Christmas based 1197 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:27,520 So with the Christmas magic with the Christmas spirit with the Christmas feeling with the Christmas nostalgia 1198 00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:29,760 I'm not pretending to love this movie 1199 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:35,760 I watch it for the saccharin for the sweet for the like it doesn't cuss 1200 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:41,280 It feels like this is a movie, but if a non Christmas movie was made the same way you wouldn't like it 1201 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,520 What you're saying? Well, I don't know. I know that meet the 1202 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:48,480 What was Finkelman's or whatever that was sort of I never watched it 1203 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:52,800 But the Steven Spielberg one he did it. I don't know if it was it had the same kind of sweet feeling as this 1204 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,440 I'm not sure I never watched it, but like I don't know actually 1205 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:59,360 For me Mike, I'll still watch every now and then an episode of happy days 1206 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:05,600 Because I want that like I just listened to a Fred Hardy. I just listened to the Hardy Boys 1207 00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:12,800 Mystery the other day. I just I wanted to uh, the 1927 Hardy Boys. That's just it's this it's a pg 1208 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:18,400 Like oh, oh boy, Frank like well, you know like uh, what should we what should we go do today? 1209 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:23,360 You know, it's like and i'll do that just to get out of I literally watched the rifleman the other day 1210 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:27,760 So I 100 understand. Yeah, there's a there's a and maybe it's maybe I like 1211 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:34,080 DNA is passed down from my mom because my mom she is obsessed with this like, um 1212 00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:36,720 With classic movies, right? Uh 1213 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,880 Give her a black and white romance, you know, Marilyn Monroe 1214 00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:47,440 You know like one of those and she's just in heaven and uh, she has her little christmas village out every year 1215 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,440 So my mom really this is 1216 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:55,360 So when I watch this I think of her I think spending my childhood home because she very much wanted our 1217 00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:58,480 Childhood christmas is to be very norman rockwell 1218 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:03,680 S you know, like so we're not that dissimilar. It's just that I admit it up front 1219 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:08,720 I'm just up front about it's like I told you before or actually we were talking while you were in the kitchen earlier 1220 00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:13,840 Yeah, uh behind my back kind of not the fuck. Yeah, literally because you were facing the other way you were at the sink 1221 00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,840 So yes, I guess it was behind your back 1222 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:20,960 But we were talking about earlier. It's like I go through and I tear it all apart as in my written review 1223 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,960 I just tear this movie apart, right? 1224 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:29,840 And then I gave it a b-minus sure so it's the same thing. I like the feeling it gives me but that does not necessarily 1225 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,560 Make it a good movie. Yeah, well I 1226 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:39,200 Okay. Well wait, I mean but then there are things that make it a good movie in my mind which we'll get to first off 1227 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,720 Scott Farkas is the best one of the best movies 1228 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:49,200 Scott Farkas is the best one of the best movie villains of all time. He's iconic. He's 1229 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:54,240 Scary for little kids, but like as an adult eyes. Yeah. Yeah yellow eyes 1230 00:48:54,560 --> 00:49:00,400 Uh, the other one had a purple teeth or whatever like uh, like yeah, I just I love it and you can see doesn't have yellow eyes 1231 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:01,600 um 1232 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,680 but I also like the um 1233 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,600 I mean one of my it's like here's the thing 1234 00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:11,280 It's like one of my favorite scenes in movie history is ralphie beating the shit out of scott varkas 1235 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:15,200 Yeah, I love that scene more than almost like yeah 1236 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:20,640 I love a good bully gets his comeuppance, right? There's a video that I watch at least 1237 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:26,560 Once a year of this fat kid, uh a real life video someone recorded with this fat kid 1238 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:28,400 It's like I mean, it's like grade school 1239 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:32,080 It's probably young high school or eighth grade or whatever and there's this fat kid 1240 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:37,680 And this little fucking dude is just like punking him right? Like yeah, you fucking fact, you know 1241 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:42,240 Whatever like and he's been punking him and punking him for a while and he hits him or something 1242 00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:46,800 And the fact he just snaps picks this kid up and just fucking slams him onto the ground 1243 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,360 The kid just fucking lays there and he gets up and he just starts 1244 00:49:49,980 --> 00:49:53,280 Wobbling and i'm like, yeah, maybe I don't want kids to get hurt 1245 00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:59,680 But at the same time bullies need to get their comeuppance. Yeah teach them to not be a bully. Yeah, listen to my review of uh, 1246 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:02,800 Thank oh god. What was that? I was gonna say of all the movies 1247 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:08,320 We've watched that scene's been in about six of these movies the last few weeks the bully scenes the bully scenes 1248 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:14,160 Yeah, very common in these so I I don't know this time watching it has been a little bit different 1249 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:18,640 Um, it's probably the first full watch through since having kids and so it's a little bit different now 1250 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:19,200 Yeah 1251 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,960 Kind of view it from the parents perspective more than the kids and I kind of 1252 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:28,720 Noticed more about the parents than you than you did before like the mom's a really good mom good caring mom 1253 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:34,800 And like even though they kind of show them almost slightly estranged. They're not they're really like together 1254 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:39,680 It's day-to-day life. It's normal when you have kids you have like other shit going on 1255 00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:44,000 You're like each of you is doing your own thing to try to move the family along 1256 00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,720 And like that was kind of a cool perspective 1257 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:52,480 I mean, I I noticed that you know the dad trying to get his one little thing his one little thing the leg lamp 1258 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,760 He's so happy about it. She's like no 1259 00:50:55,760 --> 00:51:00,400 Did he win that from word search? I don't know if it was the word search or if it was something else 1260 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:04,000 It felt like the word search you can win up to fifty thousand dollars 1261 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,840 He talked very much about like winning something and then he says I won. It's my major award 1262 00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:10,720 the fucking 1263 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:12,560 Standing on the street 1264 00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:19,360 It's my major award and all the other people just being like, oh, yeah, it's a major award. I that was so good. Um 1265 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,200 Well, one thing I noticed this watch show that I never noticed before 1266 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:30,720 Uh, they have every night except for the Christmas dinner. They have meatloaf mashed potatoes and cabbage 1267 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,840 And it's like no wonder the youngest doesn't want to eat it 1268 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:37,200 You have the same fucking dinner every night like yeah, I wouldn't want to eat either 1269 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:45,200 Something else to know though. I think that's fairly accurate. That is for the time. Yes. Yeah, because that's what you could afford post-war 1270 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,160 Yeah 1271 00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,240 That's kind of how it was but the thing is 1272 00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:54,000 But the thing is they were funny though that meatloaf used to be cheap and now it's like the most expensive you can make. I hate meatloaf 1273 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,240 I love meatloaf. Yeah 1274 00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:58,240 I love meatloaf so much. Uh 1275 00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:01,120 Well, they yeah, because this is post-war 1276 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:06,480 They were just living on rations not that long ago not rations, but uh, yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah rations 1277 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:11,920 That's crazy. Was it your birth year or your birth month that decided? 1278 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,320 When you went to the store? I don't know 1279 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:18,320 There's like it was a thing where you could get so much bread so much. Yeah, but like you don't well 1280 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,680 You were told when you could go to the store. So like if you were born 1281 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,920 on an even numbered 1282 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,560 Uh month you can go to the store on like tuesdays 1283 00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,520 On thursdays and if you were born on odd number of months 1284 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:34,240 It was like mondays and wednesdays and then like I do remember them doing that with gasoline. Yeah 1285 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:41,280 70s right? Yeah, I remember that when we had it depending on what your last number on your uh license plate was 1286 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:45,840 Oh, wow even or odd you could go on the other these days. Oh, then maybe that's what i'm thinking of for 1287 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,120 Groceries too then I knew it was even an odd thing 1288 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,040 I don't know if it was birth years in my mind 1289 00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,960 I was thinking license plate before you said license plate. So maybe it was license plate then too 1290 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,320 But I don't know if enough people owned cars. Yeah, they probably not 1291 00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:02,320 I don't know it had to be something universal because if like you walked in there 1292 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,440 What were they going to be like? What's your license plate number kid? I don't have a car 1293 00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:09,840 I just want to buy some bread sir. Well, sorry. This is for car owners only go home 1294 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,400 I'm assuming back then everybody didn't even have id 1295 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:16,000 Because if you didn't drive you didn't need a license. Yeah 1296 00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:22,800 Dario pointed this out last night as we were hanging out, uh, as i'm playing assassin's creed mirage lately 1297 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:28,160 You can just rip wanted posters off the wall and it lowers your notoriety in that area 1298 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:29,600 which 1299 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,600 kind of makes sense because 1300 00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:36,960 Uh joe rogan pointed out and dario saw this, uh, and he tells me he goes like yeah if you're just 1301 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,800 Back then like in back then time you could walk into a town 1302 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:46,160 Do some murders probably if you're and if you're not if you're not caught then there 1303 00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:52,000 And you get away with it gta style is you get to like another state over and shave your beard 1304 00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,560 And cut your hair you're done 1305 00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:59,120 Like it's like no one ever knows like one of the one of the other movies we watched this week 1306 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,720 Taught me how easy it was to do credit card fraud back in the day. Oh, yeah 1307 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:08,000 Check fraud or any of that like you know all of that even in the 90s. I had a I had a friend who uh, 1308 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:12,560 Like a real hacker friend, you know every time you say I had a friend people think it's you right? 1309 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,560 No, no, I wasn't this was I was a kid dude. I was probably 10 1310 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:21,840 but uh this this dude was a serious hacker like in the in in the 1311 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:28,000 Mid 90s he uh, he had a machine that pulled credit card numbers offline 1312 00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:31,600 And he could write them down he could place orders and he could write them down 1313 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:35,200 He could place orders over the phone using other people's credit cards 1314 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,440 Uh, I don't know if he ever did it or not 1315 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:41,760 But I remember he showed it to me and I was like blown away. It was like this cool computer thing 1316 00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:47,920 He also was one of the first people sending viruses to people in emails. He like built viruses in code 1317 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,960 so just uh 1318 00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:55,840 And all the money that he had he put into a fund that he uh, uh, this is for when I go to jail 1319 00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,280 Yeah 1320 00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,920 No, no, it was called his death ray fund and I think he legit 1321 00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:02,400 It wanted to build an actual death 1322 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:08,320 He I think he had the plans and mind so he was trying to become a evil villain 1323 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:14,000 Yeah, and and I think he was only a teenager at the time. Damn. He's super smart. Like where'd he end up smart? 1324 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,440 Oh, I don't know. Well, I mean I kind of do but I don't want to say anything more 1325 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:23,040 I'll just to protect his identity. I think he's yeah somewhere in um in spain 1326 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:25,280 Uh right now 1327 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,960 Just he's a surfer 1328 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,960 They'll never find him. Uh 1329 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,240 But uh, he's in a country that doesn't actually right? Yeah 1330 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,920 Wherever andrew tate went yeah 1331 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:37,440 uh 1332 00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:38,960 So you've been looking at your notes 1333 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:44,960 My next note was uh, because we're about to get to the scene where like ralph is having his daydream about the 1334 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:52,000 Writing the paper for the teacher and teacher grading it and my next note was andy's the teacher grading it when it comes to movies 1335 00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:55,760 Hey plus plus plus 1336 00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,760 Plus plus 1337 00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:03,040 Just going extra extra. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, because I do be changing 1338 00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:10,240 Changing shit. Sorry. I was almost thinking about just giving this one regardless a christmas tree at a whatever 1339 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:15,360 Who gives a shit? It's a christmas tree out of just whatever that's our rating. I don't know 1340 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:20,880 Um, let me take a hit though. So somebody better have some thoughtful insights. Well, I do I have one thoughtful insight 1341 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,960 Honestly, the thing that saved this movie for me and made me really enjoy it 1342 00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:31,120 Was the narration I love the narration of it and I think and then when I researched and figured out why I figured out 1343 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:33,120 Why it was so good? 1344 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:38,320 It's narrated by the writer of the story of the book that the movie was based on 1345 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:42,800 Okay, jean shepard is the book. It's based on a book. Yes interesting 1346 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,600 jean shepard who wrote the book 1347 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,760 Did the narration for the movie? 1348 00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:50,960 That's cool. Yeah, so I didn't know he did the narration. That's awesome 1349 00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:55,600 So that's very cool. And I think it made a difference. Yeah, because it's him telling the story 1350 00:56:55,600 --> 00:57:00,160 It's probably a real life. It's probably what also means that the author got obviously a lot of input 1351 00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:04,640 Yes versus a lot of times these things when their books turn into movies 1352 00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:09,040 I love when an author gets a lot of input just like hbo is bringing back. Um 1353 00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,920 jk rolling for all of her 1354 00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:16,320 Oh, I don't know. No, I mean, I would know they are I was being for the 1355 00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:21,440 The Harry Potter show a little bit like because it's so problematic, but I can separate see it's like it's like I can still listen 1356 00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:25,120 To a Michael Jackson song it's not I but I will say that yeah 1357 00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:29,440 HBO is giving her a lot of input a lot she's with casting and stuff and all that stuff 1358 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:32,720 Right. I think that's important in a yeah, I will say this 1359 00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:39,200 Dollars to donuts. I bet anyone out there on youtube, uh, no trans people in the new harry potter hbo series 1360 00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:41,360 Uh, just a thought 1361 00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:47,920 Um, just a thought however you feel about whatever or possibly that's 20 25 not allowed to live in the united states anymore 1362 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000 We're not sure yet. We don't know what's gonna happen 1363 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:56,000 Honestly, I this isn't even uh, this is just true. This fact. I don't know. We don't know what the future holds 1364 00:57:56,560 --> 00:58:01,840 Uh, it could be anything but I do know that the future is not going to have trans people in the new harry potter 1365 00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:07,760 Warner Brothers tv show it. Yes. If jk rolling has anything to say about it. Um 1366 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,760 Yeah, so we got uh 1367 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:15,760 Ralph is a pretty good brother. He helped like helping his brother up. He's never like too mean. He doesn't like bully him 1368 00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:21,520 Uh his little brother. Does he say anything or is it all just noises? No, he has a couple wines 1369 00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,520 Because it's usually yeah 1370 00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:26,320 Yeah, like he does like this wine or whatever. I I 1371 00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:32,400 His kid brother. Yeah. Well, he has the the after the fight scene when he's hiding under the sink and he's crying 1372 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:36,400 He's like, I know daddy's gonna kill ralphie. Yeah, I don't want to eat or whatever 1373 00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:42,000 Yeah, oh god that pig scene though. Show me how the piggy eats is so fucking gross 1374 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:48,560 But it it's kind of true that you have you have to like you have kids that are like stubborn about shit like 1375 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,160 This morning while I was eating cereal like my youngest 1376 00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:58,160 He's got he's got his brother's workout gloves on so they're fingertipless gloves and he's eating his cereal 1377 00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:03,200 And he's spilling milk on this on the table and he's lapping it up like a dog. He's like i'm a doggy 1378 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,960 Really dude, like it's like too early to be making this big of a mess like come on 1379 00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,800 So that's a hundred percent accurate 1380 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,240 That's great. Okay. Well then they nail it 1381 00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:20,080 The I think the teacher grabbing all the teeth 1382 00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:24,800 Like after everyone they pulled that little prank and everyone took their teeth out of their mouth and put it in your head 1383 00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:30,800 Fuck that if I were that teacher brendan, I would not be touching all of these just been in their mouth 1384 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:36,960 That is disgusting germs weren't that bad. No germs were still germs. Yeah, they didn't know about a lot of the things 1385 00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,760 Yeah, that's the cause we get why they look older 1386 00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:46,000 Germs shirt a lot more church cooties cooties cooties age you polio polio 1387 00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,240 So we get one of the most iconic christmas 1388 00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:51,520 Uh 1389 00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:56,240 Movie parts ever which is sticking the tongue to the pole. Yeah 1390 00:59:56,240 --> 01:00:00,800 Where he gets triple dog dare now, I wonder if this is where the double dog triple dog 1391 01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:03,760 I double dog dare you kind of originated from 1392 01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:10,080 Not at all because it was out long before that way before yeah, like kids were doing it kids were doing well 1393 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:14,000 Maybe in the 40s though. Maybe they're going back to when it did originate in the 40s. This is when it came back 1394 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000 The movie originated like the 1395 01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:22,000 At time era. I think it's when it brought it back because I think it died off and then the 80s 1396 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:26,400 It probably picked back up again later. Oh, no, but like in the 40. Oh, okay 1397 01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,600 So you think maybe like the movie brought it back kind of trend they up and down 1398 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,920 Maybe people were double dog daring until they rewatched this and they're like, oh, that's something they used to do. Let's do that again 1399 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:36,160 Because I remember double dog daring people. Yeah, it's like my sign off of my written 1400 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:42,320 It's like which is been over by the way my pin pin name everybody knows that but it's uh ben get off my lawn dover 1401 01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,360 Once got his tongue stuck to a frozen pole in 1972 and 70s 1402 01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:50,880 I think it's when it brought it back because I think it died off and then the 80s it probably picked back up again 1403 01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:52,880 Yeah, that... 1404 01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:55,120 all and all of the some other things 1405 01:00:55,440 --> 01:01:19,040 If you wanted anti churches there are some people that talk about their 1406 01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:23,480 like six months ago. There's got to be a man named Ben Dover. 1407 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:26,520 You would think so. In the fucking world, that would be like, 1408 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:30,720 oh, this is a funny name I could get a website for, probably make something insane. 1409 01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,800 Or there was never a porn star named Ben Dover. 1410 01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:35,400 Come on. You're absolutely right. 1411 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:39,560 There's absolutely porn star named Ben Dover, probably. 1412 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:41,940 Yeah. If there is, it's probably every visitor I get. 1413 01:01:41,940 --> 01:01:43,740 It's just somebody looking for that. 1414 01:01:43,740 --> 01:01:46,140 They get these weird ass Christmas movie reviews. 1415 01:01:46,140 --> 01:01:49,180 What the fuck is this? 1416 01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:51,980 A lot of similes and comparisons in this guy's work. 1417 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:56,280 Why does he compare a Christmas story to a fruitcake? 1418 01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:02,860 Yeah, fuck. Otherwise, otherwise, insightful. 1419 01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:05,560 Yeah. Who knew the porn star was so insightful? 1420 01:02:08,100 --> 01:02:11,140 Yeah. Meanwhile, Ben Dover, 1421 01:02:11,140 --> 01:02:16,240 somewhere in the world pissed who stole my identity. 1422 01:02:17,780 --> 01:02:20,120 OK, so, oh, leaving, 1423 01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,780 leaving him stuck to the polls fucked up the bell ring. 1424 01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:26,080 I know. Believe it to the. 1425 01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:32,260 I think that one of the funnier things is when they're trying to act 1426 01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,560 not guilty, right? 1427 01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:38,500 Or when we're like, no, when all the kids first realize what's happening, 1428 01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:41,040 they hear what's going on outside, they all run to the window. 1429 01:02:41,140 --> 01:02:43,700 And Ralph and his buddy are just sitting at their desk, 1430 01:02:43,700 --> 01:02:45,980 like just kind of casually like, what? 1431 01:02:45,980 --> 01:02:48,180 What's that? What's just what's happening? 1432 01:02:48,180 --> 01:02:50,780 They just kind of sit there being totally suspect. 1433 01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,620 So funny. So good. 1434 01:02:53,620 --> 01:02:56,320 That was just an attention to detail. I fucking absolutely love. 1435 01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:00,420 And then Scott Farkas, we meet. 1436 01:03:00,420 --> 01:03:02,660 It was a fucking just asshole. 1437 01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:07,500 I love when his brother falls down, he just lays there and he's just there. 1438 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,100 It's just a move. 1439 01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:11,300 Plays dead. 1440 01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:12,140 Uh huh. 1441 01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,940 And then we get Scott Farkas as a transition 1442 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:20,380 effect where it just anytime we need to do a transition from one place 1443 01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:23,480 to another, it's them running and Scott Farkas and chasing them. 1444 01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:25,480 And at one point, the brother chasing after them. 1445 01:03:25,780 --> 01:03:28,480 So they have no interest in beating up the little brother, which I like. 1446 01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:29,780 Yeah, he's too young. 1447 01:03:29,780 --> 01:03:31,680 It's like it's like they don't give a shit. 1448 01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:34,160 But they're yeah. And even. 1449 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,360 They all they're doing is say, uncle, that's not anything 1450 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:40,060 ridiculous. I don't like the arm behind the back thing. 1451 01:03:40,060 --> 01:03:44,860 That's a although it is funny when the friend puts his arm behind his back 1452 01:03:44,860 --> 01:03:49,340 automatically when he walks up to Scott, he's like all the friends leave him again. 1453 01:03:49,340 --> 01:03:51,340 It's the other friend, not Flick, but the other friend. 1454 01:03:51,340 --> 01:03:55,400 When Ralphie and all them leave Scott Farkas and him and he goes 1455 01:03:56,340 --> 01:03:59,880 and he like walks over and he puts his arm behind his back and like walks 1456 01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:03,280 and walks into like skies. Uncle. Yeah, it's like uncle. 1457 01:04:04,260 --> 01:04:05,420 It's pretty great. 1458 01:04:05,420 --> 01:04:06,220 Was that Schwartz? 1459 01:04:06,220 --> 01:04:09,160 Is that who that friend was? Yeah, not to the. 1460 01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:11,120 Yeah. So it had to be the had to be Schwartz. 1461 01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:12,800 Yeah. Schwartz is his name. Yeah. 1462 01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,400 Oh, God. Poor Schwartz. Poor Schwartz. 1463 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,800 I wrote it twice. Poor Schwartz. 1464 01:04:20,140 --> 01:04:22,700 Like then I then I went on a thought like I was I was high. 1465 01:04:22,700 --> 01:04:25,500 So I was like, think of them the next day at school. 1466 01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:28,280 Just like, oh, man, like, how did how did you how did yours come out? 1467 01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:29,940 Like, I don't know. I just got my ass beat. 1468 01:04:29,940 --> 01:04:31,020 I don't know why. 1469 01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:33,240 Like, I just got the shit kicked out of me. 1470 01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:35,520 Oh, man, I had to I had to eat soap. 1471 01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:39,060 Like, you know, what the phone. 1472 01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:42,020 When you hear when you hear the mom. What? 1473 01:04:42,620 --> 01:04:44,200 What? Shit. 1474 01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:47,700 And you hear Schwartz go, what? What's happening? 1475 01:04:48,060 --> 01:04:50,760 I'm just picturing this kid. 1476 01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:52,600 He's just in his room doing homework. 1477 01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:54,200 Yeah, he's doing his little decoder. 1478 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,240 He shakes the fucking door. 1479 01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:59,300 It just starts beating the shit out of him. 1480 01:04:59,300 --> 01:05:01,780 For no reason. Oh, yeah. 1481 01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:04,820 Yeah. It's so fucked up. 1482 01:05:04,820 --> 01:05:07,920 When the mom, of course, knows that he definitely heard that language 1483 01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:11,860 from his father, like his dad's down there every day using that language. 1484 01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:14,760 The mom listening and just hanging up. 1485 01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:17,300 Oh, fuck. What have I done? 1486 01:05:17,300 --> 01:05:18,320 I'm a monster. 1487 01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:19,900 I'm a monster. 1488 01:05:19,900 --> 01:05:21,760 She knows she fucked up. 1489 01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:23,540 Oh, that was so good. 1490 01:05:23,540 --> 01:05:27,140 Um. Fuck, show me how the piggies eat. 1491 01:05:27,140 --> 01:05:29,240 Fuck. I. Yeah. 1492 01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:31,740 Fragile. Yeah, I think that's fragile, hon. 1493 01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,880 Yeah, I like that. 1494 01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:35,920 Leg lamp. Oh, man. 1495 01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:39,720 So what I like about this movie 1496 01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:43,220 is in any other movie, 1497 01:05:43,220 --> 01:05:46,120 he opens up the big crate, he throws all the paper out. 1498 01:05:46,460 --> 01:05:48,960 It's a leg a leg lamp. 1499 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:49,700 He's pissed. 1500 01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:53,040 It's Chevy Chase at the end of Christmas vacation with his bonus check. 1501 01:05:53,260 --> 01:05:56,500 It's it's Bill Murray getting mad or whatever. It's. 1502 01:05:57,840 --> 01:05:59,540 It's like this is what I win. 1503 01:05:59,540 --> 01:06:01,280 I get a fucking leg lamp. 1504 01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:03,680 What I like about this, he fucking loves it. 1505 01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:05,980 It's the greatest thing he's ever seen. 1506 01:06:05,980 --> 01:06:08,080 He puts it up on display. 1507 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:10,240 It's a well, it's it's a leg. 1508 01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:11,980 And then, oh, well, it's a lamp, isn't it? 1509 01:06:11,980 --> 01:06:12,680 And then he lights it up. 1510 01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:16,220 And then when he I think he was excited because I don't know if he knew the leg 1511 01:06:16,220 --> 01:06:19,160 itself lit up or well, because there wasn't a bulb. 1512 01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:21,260 So it had to be. But 1513 01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:24,600 I have currently leg lights. 1514 01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,200 It's a string of the little leg lamps. 1515 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,960 Christmas Christmas lights that you put up. 1516 01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:30,200 I put up around Christmas time. 1517 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:32,600 My dad has one that's it's like it's an ornament, 1518 01:06:32,740 --> 01:06:36,080 but like it's got a hole in the top of it that you put one of your lights in 1519 01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:37,000 and it lights the whole thing. 1520 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:38,640 Oh, I love it. Yeah, love it. 1521 01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:39,440 I've always wanted. 1522 01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:40,580 I mean, I'm not. 1523 01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:42,880 The thing is, is that a real leg lamp? 1524 01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:43,920 Probably expensive. 1525 01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:44,720 Probably. Yeah. 1526 01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:48,560 Just like I wanted those little moose cups for from Christmas vacation. 1527 01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:51,080 Those you can get from like Ross or something like that for cheap. 1528 01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:52,360 And they're plastic. Sure. 1529 01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:54,720 I even looked online, but it's still like 20, 30 bucks. 1530 01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:57,500 That's not that. Are you looking at? 1531 01:06:57,500 --> 01:06:58,560 OK, Mike's looking up. 1532 01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,740 He'll tell us what the cost of a leg lamp is. 1533 01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:03,500 But I do love that he loves it. 1534 01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:07,200 I like that little twist because even even I've seen this before 1535 01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:10,780 and even in my mind, I was remembering him like or like maybe thinking like, 1536 01:07:10,780 --> 01:07:13,980 oh, he's going to be initially mad and then he'll just put it up regardless. 1537 01:07:13,980 --> 01:07:14,980 What is it? 1538 01:07:16,180 --> 01:07:19,220 Well, they're they're anywhere from eighty six fifty. 1539 01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:22,420 Yeah. To two hundred and thirty nine. 1540 01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:26,460 Yeah. What's the is there an official official like? 1541 01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:29,060 No, I wonder if that's just because of the time of year. 1542 01:07:29,060 --> 01:07:29,940 I don't know. 1543 01:07:29,940 --> 01:07:31,740 That's I've never looked it up before. 1544 01:07:31,740 --> 01:07:33,400 Used versus new. 1545 01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:34,880 No, they're all they're all new. 1546 01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:36,980 It's just probably Chinese versus American. 1547 01:07:37,740 --> 01:07:40,140 Yeah. Size. Size. 1548 01:07:40,140 --> 01:07:40,940 Yeah. Size. 1549 01:07:40,940 --> 01:07:43,580 A real one. Talking porcelain. 1550 01:07:43,580 --> 01:07:46,180 Now, if I was paying two hundred or whatever, I'd want it to come in 1551 01:07:46,180 --> 01:07:50,720 that fragile box and I would use that wood for something at some point. 1552 01:07:52,060 --> 01:07:56,660 for the lobby of the windows. It's great. 1553 01:07:56,700 --> 01:07:58,420 It must be a thing. 1554 01:07:58,420 --> 01:08:01,360 So oh, it's six forty five. 1555 01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:04,060 When your little little war for Danny's about to start. 1556 01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:05,900 What show starts six forty? 1557 01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:07,200 Yeah, that's insane. 1558 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:09,100 Radio shows, radio shows. 1559 01:08:09,100 --> 01:08:10,280 Yeah, I get me. 1560 01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:11,300 And they're short. 1561 01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:13,980 I hate to tell you this, but television used to be that. Yeah. 1562 01:08:14,740 --> 01:08:16,120 Fifteen minute blocks. 1563 01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:19,940 Well, less than that, because I remember for a long time 1564 01:08:19,940 --> 01:08:22,840 at six forty. 1565 01:08:23,940 --> 01:08:27,140 Six forty is when 1566 01:08:27,380 --> 01:08:30,420 when I was a kid, what was the Disney show that was? 1567 01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:32,020 Oh, Mickey Mouse. 1568 01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:34,880 No, there was an hour long Disney show on Sunday night. 1569 01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:36,260 World of Disney. 1570 01:08:36,260 --> 01:08:40,420 Wonderful world of this wonderful world of this started six forty for years. 1571 01:08:41,420 --> 01:08:44,900 Because the way the there was like football or whatever on before that. 1572 01:08:44,900 --> 01:08:47,240 And then it's just how it always came and something. 1573 01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:50,080 And then the news ran to what to six forty. 1574 01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:52,220 Yeah, that's crazy. 1575 01:08:52,220 --> 01:08:53,680 And then that's not normal. 1576 01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:56,620 That's where the news started coming in before 10. 1577 01:08:56,960 --> 01:09:00,920 When I was a kid, news came out at 10 where I live and the local news. 1578 01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:04,420 And so then it would come out at 940 on Sunday night. 1579 01:09:04,420 --> 01:09:06,000 So it was the only night it was different. 1580 01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,440 Sunday night because football and shit. 1581 01:09:08,460 --> 01:09:10,240 Their thing was 20 minutes off. 1582 01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:12,600 Oh, yeah. That's that's good. 1583 01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,740 OK, yeah, no, that's a good history lesson. 1584 01:09:15,740 --> 01:09:20,020 I just thought it was interesting that six forty five is a little or even then, though. 1585 01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:24,280 I mean, saying it was because I listen to I listen to the radio when I was a kid, too, 1586 01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:25,960 because I didn't have a TV in my room. 1587 01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:29,100 So like at night, I would have my little FM radio and I would put on 1588 01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:34,660 K-Rock do like that, you know, top nine at nine or whatever they did. 1589 01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:36,300 Like coast to coast. 1590 01:09:36,300 --> 01:09:37,800 George, oh, my God. 1591 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:41,000 Well, oh, before George, it was way better before George. 1592 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:46,040 And I was I forget, but yeah, that was they had a few different ones 1593 01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:49,820 they would do, but I always love when they talk about like the ghosts and shit like that. 1594 01:09:49,820 --> 01:09:52,020 Yeah, I listen to that every night. That's great. 1595 01:09:52,220 --> 01:09:54,760 I think it came on right after Dr. Demento, actually. 1596 01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:57,760 Also listen to. 1597 01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:59,520 I don't think I listen to that. 1598 01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:03,100 Dr. Demento. No, there was a there's a oh, you would love Dr. 1599 01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:05,960 We had a local I listened to Love Line Love Line was cool. 1600 01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:10,960 Love Line, Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla at first. 1601 01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,760 I'm just surprised you don't know about Dr. Demento. 1602 01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,000 Oh, I've heard of him. Yeah. 1603 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,300 Yeah, I just I never listened to him. 1604 01:10:18,300 --> 01:10:21,180 I haven't listened to comedy, comedy, comedy song. 1605 01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:23,880 Yeah, he looks weird. 1606 01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:25,940 Does he have a cape? Yeah. 1607 01:10:27,440 --> 01:10:30,620 So everyone at Ralph's Daydreams, the people are in like 1608 01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:34,480 frontier clothing, and then I put like Red Ryder 1609 01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:37,360 thinking like the the character Red Ryder. 1610 01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:39,360 But it's not it's more like Little Orphan Annie, 1611 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:42,560 yeah, which is the show that he's obsessed with the whole time. 1612 01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:44,800 He's Little Orphan Annie, this little orphan, any that 1613 01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:47,940 which is in the 40s. That would make sense. Yeah. 1614 01:10:47,940 --> 01:10:51,000 So every time. Yeah, because. 1615 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,900 The nostalgia for or at least the time periods 1616 01:10:53,900 --> 01:10:57,180 that he was probably reading about in school, 1617 01:10:57,180 --> 01:10:59,780 like the adventures that he would hear Little Orphan Annie go on, 1618 01:10:59,780 --> 01:11:03,720 were all taking place in like late 1800s or early 1900s. 1619 01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:06,660 Right. Right. Because you there's usually like a gap. 1620 01:11:06,660 --> 01:11:10,100 Like, you know, because you're going to listen to stories about the 20s. 1621 01:11:10,100 --> 01:11:11,760 What was going on in the 20s? 1622 01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:14,400 The Great Depression, Little Orphan Annie was going on in the 20s. 1623 01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:17,300 That's when Little Orphan Annie said that's what I was saying. 1624 01:11:17,300 --> 01:11:18,540 OK, but it's still front. 1625 01:11:18,540 --> 01:11:22,080 But people were still frontier times around the country. 1626 01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:24,180 Where you live. Yeah. If you weren't in a big city. 1627 01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:26,980 Yeah, you were frontier and you were you were. 1628 01:11:26,980 --> 01:11:29,280 Oh, yeah. The 20s out here would have been rough. 1629 01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:31,980 Yeah. You'd have a 1630 01:11:31,980 --> 01:11:37,060 like a raccoon hat and like a like skin fur jacket or whatever. 1631 01:11:38,660 --> 01:11:40,860 Sure. 20s out here, weren't they pining for gold? 1632 01:11:41,260 --> 01:11:43,160 Yeah. Gold miners. Gold mining. 1633 01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:45,260 So yeah. Yeah. 1634 01:11:45,260 --> 01:11:48,500 And then we get the oh fudge. 1635 01:11:49,260 --> 01:11:51,640 But I didn't say fudge. 1636 01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:53,840 I love that. That's so good. 1637 01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:56,540 As a kid, you watch that. 1638 01:11:56,540 --> 01:11:58,780 And it's like, if you know, you know. Yeah. 1639 01:11:58,780 --> 01:12:01,640 And it's like it's like one of those things where it's like they 1640 01:12:02,220 --> 01:12:04,680 they sort of put it in your mind, right? Yeah. 1641 01:12:06,020 --> 01:12:08,460 Like he doesn't say it at all. 1642 01:12:08,980 --> 01:12:12,460 But you're definitely every person watch this movie thinks of the word fuck. 1643 01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:15,620 He says it, which I love. 1644 01:12:15,620 --> 01:12:18,800 I love that they put that in there. 1645 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:22,660 The Dakota Ring being like a typical let down, 1646 01:12:22,660 --> 01:12:26,040 bullshit, fucking bullshit. Yeah. 1647 01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:29,600 I put that I want to look to see if they still do that stuff 1648 01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:32,780 and like do one with my kids, just to fuck with them. They don't. 1649 01:12:33,380 --> 01:12:36,580 Yeah. Because I when I was a kid, 1650 01:12:36,580 --> 01:12:38,980 we used to get some by the back of comic book. OK. 1651 01:12:38,980 --> 01:12:42,280 And then and I went actually just a few weeks ago, we were in. 1652 01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:44,420 Last time we were in Vegas, I went to the comic book store 1653 01:12:44,420 --> 01:12:46,360 and looked in the back all the time. 1654 01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:49,300 Yeah. No, when I the back of my comic books, 1655 01:12:50,060 --> 01:12:54,260 there was this little pyramid scheme for kids that I got into 1656 01:12:54,260 --> 01:12:56,680 where you go and you 1657 01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:59,760 where you go and you sell magazines door to door magazine 1658 01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:03,700 subscriptions door to door to get prizes. Right. Awesome. 1659 01:13:04,300 --> 01:13:07,260 And one of the big prizes was like a submarine. 1660 01:13:08,860 --> 01:13:12,200 For you, for like a kid like a kid submarine. 1661 01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:16,000 I don't know why. I don't think it worked. 1662 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:19,240 I don't think I could take it to the lake and submerge it. 1663 01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:20,980 I don't think it was a submersible. 1664 01:13:20,980 --> 01:13:25,820 But now I think that at the time I thought, oh, you're going to do 1665 01:13:25,860 --> 01:13:27,420 I'm going to go. This is going to be sick. 1666 01:13:27,420 --> 01:13:28,320 I'm going to take this to the ocean. 1667 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:29,360 I'll be the coolest kid in the world. 1668 01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:30,660 I'm going to see the Titanic. 1669 01:13:30,660 --> 01:13:32,320 Oh, yeah. I'm just going to live down there. 1670 01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:34,260 Just send me food via founder. 1671 01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:38,600 But. I did that. 1672 01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:43,940 I think the best prize that I got was like a like a industrial sized 1673 01:13:43,940 --> 01:13:47,400 box of those cow tails, candy, that kind of suck. 1674 01:13:47,640 --> 01:13:49,040 Oh, no. 1675 01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:51,340 I mean, no, I say kind of sucks. 1676 01:13:51,340 --> 01:13:53,940 I do enjoy them. Cow tails. If you want to sponsor. 1677 01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:56,520 It's not a submarine submarine. 1678 01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:58,780 But how tells the candy? 1679 01:13:58,780 --> 01:14:02,420 But it's those, you know, it is it's like a nugget strip 1680 01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:05,220 inside caramel and caramel inside. 1681 01:14:05,220 --> 01:14:06,000 Then you chew it. 1682 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,500 It's like almost like a whatchamacallit. 1683 01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:10,760 But but. Not as good. 1684 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:14,640 It's absolutely nothing like a whatchamacallit. 1685 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,840 Literally not one ingredient is shared. 1686 01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:20,280 What do you mean? What ingredient? 1687 01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:25,120 What? Whatchamacallit is like nougat and and peanuts. 1688 01:14:25,440 --> 01:14:27,120 Oh, I forgot that it's peanut butter. 1689 01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:29,360 It's not even close to the same thing. 1690 01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:31,520 It's been a while since I've had a whatchamacallit. 1691 01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:35,020 For being honest, I'd say the closest thing is like the the nerds rope 1692 01:14:35,020 --> 01:14:39,000 or the Laffy Taffy rope, just not but not for not fruity. Yeah. Yeah. 1693 01:14:39,020 --> 01:14:41,960 That's that's a better call. Yeah. 1694 01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:44,000 Well, this will go down as my defeat. 1695 01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:47,540 People will talk about one hour and 15 minutes 1696 01:14:47,540 --> 01:14:50,340 in where I and he was a fucking moron. 1697 01:14:51,740 --> 01:14:54,940 I didn't know what a whatchamacallit was. 1698 01:14:54,940 --> 01:14:57,280 But I definitely knew what fucking cowtails were. 1699 01:14:57,280 --> 01:14:59,220 And that's it for. 1700 01:14:59,220 --> 01:15:01,580 I still get them once in a while. They're good. 1701 01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:04,860 You say 15 cents on the bottom shelf, you know, a little. Yeah. 1702 01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:07,560 It's funny. You say free. 1703 01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:11,620 I say it cost me hours of my life and a neighborhood. 1704 01:15:11,820 --> 01:15:13,820 How many magazines did you sell? No idea. 1705 01:15:13,820 --> 01:15:17,920 I think I sold enough to get a fucking big box of cowtails, 1706 01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:20,920 which I think I splurged on because I was like, well, at this rate, 1707 01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:23,760 all of the submarine in in a couple of months, 1708 01:15:24,100 --> 01:15:26,840 I'll just get some cowtails now. Those sound delicious. 1709 01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:28,400 Should have tasted them. 1710 01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:30,380 We should have went to the store, got a cowtail first. 1711 01:15:30,580 --> 01:15:32,200 I just thought I didn't know what they were. 1712 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:36,240 I was like, oh, cowtails. It's like milky. I like milk. Let's go. Let's go. 1713 01:15:36,620 --> 01:15:40,120 And then I like everything in life. I quit. 1714 01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:43,060 Which is, by the way, the last of our episodes. 1715 01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:48,000 I just quit, gave up and never got my submarine. 1716 01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:54,500 I just watched the hunt for red October every every summer. 1717 01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:56,640 That's when I pretend. 1718 01:15:59,900 --> 01:16:02,740 Schwartz getting his ass kicked. Yeah, that's the best one. 1719 01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:06,480 Yeah. So oh, and then just the Dakota ring. 1720 01:16:06,780 --> 01:16:08,520 That was funny. 1721 01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:11,060 Beating up Farkas. So 1722 01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:17,260 the. Him crying after beating up Farkas 1723 01:16:17,260 --> 01:16:21,060 and being in such a rage and inconsolable rage, very realistic. 1724 01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:25,840 Yeah, the mom coming like going like just go upstairs, lay down, like 1725 01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:28,780 just relax, OK, because like you've been through a lot 1726 01:16:29,040 --> 01:16:32,240 and then covering for him at the table, like, oh, Ralphie got into a fight. 1727 01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:34,440 Oh, well, how's the how's the game or whatever? 1728 01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:35,940 Like that was very cool. 1729 01:16:35,940 --> 01:16:39,440 Like very like I see what you mean. Yeah. Oh. 1730 01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:41,680 And then, whoa. 1731 01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:45,020 Did I just see Mickey Mouse get beat up by the crew of Wizard of 1732 01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:46,720 Wizard of Oz? 1733 01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:50,720 Yeah. What an insane thing that I forgot was in this fucking movie. 1734 01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:53,600 I'm like, OK, cool, cool, cool. Wait, Wizard of. 1735 01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:54,740 Oh, look, it's Mickey. 1736 01:16:54,740 --> 01:16:56,600 Oh, all right. We're going to see some Mickey. 1737 01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:57,840 Then Wizard of Oz crew. 1738 01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:59,700 They just start beating the shit out of them. 1739 01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:00,500 I mean, sort of. 1740 01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:03,780 And that scene, I also noticed, like for the first watch through this time was 1741 01:17:03,780 --> 01:17:08,080 one kid's absolutely loving the parade where the other one's like, let's go. 1742 01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:09,480 Come on, let's go. Let's get the fuck out of here. 1743 01:17:09,480 --> 01:17:11,760 This sucks. That is very accurate, too. 1744 01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:15,320 If you have two children, they don't agree on anything. No. 1745 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:20,200 One wants to stay. The other's like, let's go. This sucks. Yeah. Yeah. 1746 01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:24,400 I. It takes us an hour to figure out where we're going to eat dinner many times. 1747 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:26,740 Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's the worst. Sure. 1748 01:17:26,900 --> 01:17:29,680 I have siblings. We've we've disagreed. Yes. 1749 01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,480 When he gets so I love the. 1750 01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:33,780 Well, I don't love it. 1751 01:17:33,780 --> 01:17:37,280 Then we get the commercialized Christmas part of Christmas story where they're just. 1752 01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:40,760 Oh, the Santa scene. I completely skipped that part. 1753 01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:43,500 But yeah, weird. 1754 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:46,900 I like I bet you that was a that was like a cool use of the camera 1755 01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:50,240 giving us that like up close, weird PO. 1756 01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:51,740 The first POV shot. 1757 01:17:51,740 --> 01:17:53,400 I'll tell you this, though. That's first. 1758 01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:54,700 But yeah, well, yeah. 1759 01:17:54,700 --> 01:17:56,480 But it was a cool POV shot. 1760 01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:57,740 But you know what I hate? 1761 01:17:57,740 --> 01:18:01,420 Is the I don't the depiction of mall Santa's. 1762 01:18:02,580 --> 01:18:05,240 That's one of the things Christmas movies get wrong. 1763 01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:06,820 Well, maybe that's how they were back then. 1764 01:18:06,820 --> 01:18:09,020 I've never experienced one like that in our time. 1765 01:18:09,020 --> 01:18:12,560 But I think that's also by the time, you know, we were kids, 1766 01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:16,100 you know, 90s throughout the 90s, that's kind of when it was. 1767 01:18:16,420 --> 01:18:20,560 They were doing more background checks, things like that, making sure these weren't creeps. 1768 01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:21,560 But here's the thing. 1769 01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:24,160 And actually paying these guys versus them volunteering. 1770 01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:27,320 Karen's have been around since the beginning of time. 1771 01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:32,260 And I think the moment a kid comes down and says he was mean to me or whatever, 1772 01:18:32,260 --> 01:18:36,760 you're going to have a parent complaining and no store wants to have a Santa 1773 01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:39,900 that's a dick to kids and the parents don't like it. 1774 01:18:39,900 --> 01:18:44,180 Right. Like that will like we're just talking realistically here. 1775 01:18:44,180 --> 01:18:47,840 If you had a store here in Bullhead, even in the even in the 40s, 1776 01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:52,720 if there was a store here and like people went and the Santa was like, 1777 01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:54,480 what do you want, kid? 1778 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:57,560 Like and then the elves like, yeah, hurry up. 1779 01:18:57,560 --> 01:18:59,920 And then they're like, all right, whatever you're getting. 1780 01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:02,920 How about a football then throws them down a slide. 1781 01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:05,160 The mom be like, what just happened up there? 1782 01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:07,060 Are you OK? They're just bawling their eyes. 1783 01:19:07,060 --> 01:19:09,560 I was sad to scream to be in the. 1784 01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:12,840 I just watch every kid screaming, coming down the thing. 1785 01:19:12,840 --> 01:19:14,800 That's not how a Santa visit should go. 1786 01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:19,380 By the way, who puts a Santa at the top of a fucking slide that infants can't go down? 1787 01:19:19,380 --> 01:19:23,820 Isn't the whole point to put your infant on a Santa's lap to get a picture of like 1788 01:19:23,820 --> 01:19:25,380 your little kid infant upwards? 1789 01:19:25,380 --> 01:19:28,280 But like kids get scared of Santa in general. 1790 01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:32,860 Yeah, I get that. I got to I get it because I mean, I'm a little scared of Santa. 1791 01:19:32,860 --> 01:19:35,060 Yeah, so mall Santa anyway. Yeah. 1792 01:19:35,060 --> 01:19:36,900 I mean, that's real Santa, whatever. 1793 01:19:36,900 --> 01:19:41,500 But the thing that is you have to you have to be really fucking dumb, 1794 01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:42,860 which is a kid. Yeah. 1795 01:19:42,860 --> 01:19:45,800 You have to be really fucking dumb to not know that that's not really Santa. 1796 01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:47,300 Yes. OK. 1797 01:19:47,300 --> 01:19:50,200 Wait, we were at the other mall a minute ago and Santa was there. 1798 01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:53,580 And now we're here and there's another Santa there. Yeah. 1799 01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:57,240 So little kids aren't that fucking stupid. No, no. 1800 01:19:57,240 --> 01:19:59,380 OK. What? Well, hold on. 1801 01:19:59,380 --> 01:20:01,660 We have Internet now. Let's go 40s. 1802 01:20:01,660 --> 01:20:05,660 How old do you think a kid would be before they would make those kind of realizations? 1803 01:20:05,660 --> 01:20:07,660 Five, six. Yeah. OK. 1804 01:20:07,660 --> 01:20:11,260 So Ralphie's little brother fully thinks it's Santa. Yeah. 1805 01:20:11,260 --> 01:20:14,700 Ralphie should know that eight years old 1806 01:20:14,700 --> 01:20:17,340 maybe he's a little naive at that age. 1807 01:20:17,340 --> 01:20:19,100 Some kids probably went to eight or nine. 1808 01:20:19,100 --> 01:20:22,300 You got to think before like a friend had to politely tell them. 1809 01:20:22,300 --> 01:20:25,100 Yeah. Or like take them aside and be like, bro, I'm pretty sure. 1810 01:20:25,100 --> 01:20:26,380 Santa. I don't know. 1811 01:20:26,380 --> 01:20:29,980 When you're six, even if you're if you're shopping and you're in Macy's 1812 01:20:29,980 --> 01:20:34,020 and there's Macy's Santa Claus and you go down the escalator from Macy's 1813 01:20:34,020 --> 01:20:38,160 and out of the middle of the mall, you've only gone, you know, five minutes. 1814 01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:39,720 And there's another fucking Santa. 1815 01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:43,060 It's him demonstrating his ability to move faster than he does. 1816 01:20:43,060 --> 01:20:45,860 His ability to move faster than you can explain that. 1817 01:20:45,860 --> 01:20:47,060 And he looks different. 1818 01:20:47,060 --> 01:20:49,340 Well, so this is what I think happens with Santa. 1819 01:20:49,340 --> 01:20:53,900 I think that he folds time and space in a corridor and he takes 1820 01:20:53,900 --> 01:20:59,040 he lines up everybody's house and he puts them all into one shot 1821 01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:02,120 so he can deliver every present instantaneously. 1822 01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:04,620 And he calls that corridor the chimney. 1823 01:21:05,180 --> 01:21:08,020 And so when he goes down the chimney, this is my now. 1824 01:21:08,020 --> 01:21:12,120 He also does it for the six weeks before Christmas in every mall. 1825 01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:15,160 Oh, when he should be working. 1826 01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:16,920 Yeah. But that's fine. 1827 01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:19,420 It's right. That's what quantum mechanics. 1828 01:21:19,420 --> 01:21:22,100 That's what quantum physics is all about. 1829 01:21:22,100 --> 01:21:27,660 So my problem with the Santa scene is the parents just dropping the kids off 1830 01:21:27,660 --> 01:21:29,040 just like, all right, watch each other. 1831 01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:31,280 And they go do their shopping, which is what they have to do. 1832 01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:36,340 But like, I would never like just well, 40, 40 is different. 1833 01:21:36,340 --> 01:21:38,280 Yes. But fuck no. 1834 01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:42,220 Like, I mean, you just drop your kid off at a mall. 1835 01:21:42,220 --> 01:21:45,880 And although there's a theory that it's been the same since the 40s, 1836 01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:48,820 that there's just as many people getting kidnapped, there's just no news. 1837 01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:52,760 We didn't know about it. It was all the same. 1838 01:21:52,760 --> 01:21:55,700 Just as many missing children, just as many scumbags out there 1839 01:21:55,700 --> 01:21:57,240 in the 40s as there are now. 1840 01:21:57,240 --> 01:21:59,840 Because we don't have 24 hour news. 1841 01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:01,840 We they didn't. They didn't have 24 hours. 1842 01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:04,180 So kid goes missing. 1843 01:22:04,180 --> 01:22:09,020 And they might make the newspaper to some point. 1844 01:22:09,020 --> 01:22:11,060 Two days later. Yeah. Yeah. 1845 01:22:11,060 --> 01:22:13,120 But like, yeah, so you're right. 1846 01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:14,960 This wouldn't be a yeah. 1847 01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:17,360 So maybe realistically, this was a terrible idea. 1848 01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:19,860 They shouldn't have left their kids alone. 1849 01:22:19,860 --> 01:22:21,640 Also, terrible Santa. 1850 01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:23,700 Just fucking awful. 1851 01:22:23,700 --> 01:22:27,580 Why take a job that you're going to be addicted to like to people about? 1852 01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:29,040 It's just it. I don't know. 1853 01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:30,840 You tell us. 1854 01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:33,540 I've never taken a job where I was. 1855 01:22:33,540 --> 01:22:35,040 I've only had let's see. 1856 01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:37,680 We were just talking about the podcast. 1857 01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:40,120 Oh, I'm just addicted to people. 1858 01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:41,920 Yeah, I thought you meant specifically children. 1859 01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:44,920 I was like, I've never been addicted to children specifically. 1860 01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:49,860 I've had one job where I had to teach chess to children after school. 1861 01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:52,160 All the children. 1862 01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:54,100 They were middle or elementary school. 1863 01:22:54,100 --> 01:22:55,900 It was like a after school program. 1864 01:22:55,900 --> 01:22:56,860 We did three things. 1865 01:22:56,860 --> 01:23:00,700 It was comic books was one class that we taught, which is my favorite, 1866 01:23:00,900 --> 01:23:02,440 where you would just teach the kid. 1867 01:23:02,440 --> 01:23:05,480 Everyone every kid would make their own comic book, which is a lot of fun. 1868 01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:10,220 And then there was a improv, which was actually I forgot. 1869 01:23:10,220 --> 01:23:12,520 That was my favorite where I got to teach the kids improv stuff. 1870 01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:14,520 Then the third one was chess. 1871 01:23:14,520 --> 01:23:17,160 And unfortunately, you have to do all three, whatever needs 1872 01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:19,620 whatever they needed you to do. 1873 01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:22,660 And I sort of lied and said, I'm decent at chess. 1874 01:23:24,300 --> 01:23:26,100 Bra the one of the so. 1875 01:23:26,100 --> 01:23:26,800 No, no, here's the thing. 1876 01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:29,400 I understand how the pieces move. 1877 01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:31,460 I do not understand the strategy. 1878 01:23:31,460 --> 01:23:35,940 Any if you told me to do a this is the the the Irishman, 1879 01:23:36,100 --> 01:23:39,140 Irishman opening or whatever, I'd be like, great. 1880 01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:43,120 I'm done. I don't know what I'm thinking for playing Grandmaster. 1881 01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:45,280 I will I will I will leave now. 1882 01:23:46,020 --> 01:23:48,320 I will say that there's a funny 1883 01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:53,120 meme that I just saw of two female chess players, because I do follow. 1884 01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:55,060 There's a couple of female 1885 01:23:55,060 --> 01:23:57,700 chess players that are doing more social media stuff, 1886 01:23:57,860 --> 01:24:00,160 and they're trying to be more attention to the sport. 1887 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:02,540 And so they're like to the game, I guess. 1888 01:24:02,540 --> 01:24:06,040 And so they're doing like cool like like here's an all women's 1889 01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:10,180 tournament and stuff, because there's no women Grandmasters like in the in the. 1890 01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:12,540 Now there's one. 1891 01:24:12,540 --> 01:24:14,420 Or what? No, but there's not. 1892 01:24:14,420 --> 01:24:16,480 I mean, there might. No, sorry. There's one. But there's no. 1893 01:24:17,580 --> 01:24:21,220 There they always talk about like, could a woman beat the top guy or whatever? 1894 01:24:21,220 --> 01:24:23,160 And a lot of the time for a long time, it was. 1895 01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:26,020 But even a lot of the times the women say like even these girls are saying, 1896 01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:29,660 like, I don't know, maybe in the future we'd have like a top woman or whatever. 1897 01:24:29,660 --> 01:24:31,500 Like who would be the best player in the world? 1898 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:33,000 But like, I don't know. 1899 01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,540 It would just confusing. 1900 01:24:34,540 --> 01:24:35,200 That's kind of crazy. 1901 01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:37,540 There's never been a top woman player in the world. 1902 01:24:37,540 --> 01:24:40,340 Well, they weren't allowed to play because chess is that is part. 1903 01:24:40,340 --> 01:24:42,580 Chess was originally a war game. 1904 01:24:42,580 --> 01:24:45,020 It was to teach tactics of war. OK. 1905 01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:49,080 So women were not allowed to play until like the nineteen hundred. 1906 01:24:49,480 --> 01:24:54,380 But yeah, but even even still chess is a mental game. 1907 01:24:54,380 --> 01:24:55,320 It's a mental game. 1908 01:24:55,320 --> 01:24:57,020 So there's no physical advantage that men have. 1909 01:24:57,020 --> 01:25:00,160 So what I don't understand is like why there isn't some like. 1910 01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:05,800 Autistic savant woman out there that's like just as good as the whatever 1911 01:25:06,100 --> 01:25:09,400 guy chess guy is, and they sit there, that's a stalemate every time. 1912 01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:13,340 Like to me, I feel like there's they say that there's like a bill 1913 01:25:13,340 --> 01:25:16,840 couple billion strategies you can use, like, you know, variations. 1914 01:25:17,080 --> 01:25:20,280 There's got to be someone out there that's got most of that shit mapped out. 1915 01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:23,640 And there's got to and if there's one, there's got to be more than one. 1916 01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:26,120 And so like, I think that. 1917 01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:28,580 You know what I mean? Like, Graham, it just doesn't make sense. 1918 01:25:28,580 --> 01:25:33,820 The house chess is it does in a way because it's spatially relationships 1919 01:25:33,820 --> 01:25:37,420 and just women's brains, men's brains work differently. Yeah. 1920 01:25:37,460 --> 01:25:38,660 They literally do work. 1921 01:25:38,660 --> 01:25:42,460 Our brains are more categorized, whereas theirs are kind of everything connects 1922 01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:43,940 like kind of more webby. 1923 01:25:43,940 --> 01:25:46,500 But we have inter gender. We have trans. 1924 01:25:46,500 --> 01:25:52,380 We have we have so many variations of what gender fluidness is. 1925 01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:55,020 If you if that's like we did. 1926 01:25:55,020 --> 01:25:56,460 You're getting what you're. 1927 01:25:56,460 --> 01:25:58,520 No, hold on. I mean, we still have it. 1928 01:25:58,820 --> 01:26:02,600 It's just it doesn't it's like just if it does, if it's not recognized or whatever. 1929 01:26:03,360 --> 01:26:05,120 There are varying degrees of gender. 1930 01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:06,660 I know that there's people born male. 1931 01:26:06,660 --> 01:26:07,800 There's people born female. 1932 01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:09,340 Then there are people born intersex. 1933 01:26:09,340 --> 01:26:11,640 There's people born, you know, whatever. 1934 01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:15,140 In those situations, though, the mental this wall. 1935 01:26:15,180 --> 01:26:17,900 The only reason I'm even pointing it out is like you can't say that men think one 1936 01:26:17,900 --> 01:26:18,940 way, women think the other way. 1937 01:26:18,940 --> 01:26:22,820 I think there's there's spectrum of how people how people think. 1938 01:26:22,820 --> 01:26:25,260 There's men that are more in touch with their feminine side. 1939 01:26:25,260 --> 01:26:27,700 Sure. There are women who more in touch with their masculine side. 1940 01:26:27,700 --> 01:26:30,020 And I think that that does affect how your brain works. 1941 01:26:30,020 --> 01:26:32,200 Like I so it does. 1942 01:26:32,200 --> 01:26:35,340 But when you're talking about something like this, what we're saying is because you 1943 01:26:35,340 --> 01:26:37,040 got to look at the overall numbers. 1944 01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:40,740 So you're picking from a pool of millions of people, not. 1945 01:26:41,540 --> 01:26:47,680 Yes, there's this one person here, but they also have to then be that one person has to also then be into chess 1946 01:26:48,020 --> 01:26:49,620 versus millions of people. 1947 01:26:49,620 --> 01:26:55,160 But I will say chess is the most accessible, one of the most accessible games in the entire world. 1948 01:26:55,520 --> 01:27:02,860 You could play chess with literally a few pieces of paper on some like lines in the sand 1949 01:27:02,860 --> 01:27:04,260 if you really wanted to. Right. 1950 01:27:04,260 --> 01:27:08,760 Like it's you can play in your mind like people play against themselves. 1951 01:27:08,760 --> 01:27:10,800 Right. Like I know a guy who does that. 1952 01:27:10,800 --> 01:27:12,440 Yeah. No, I know, too. 1953 01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:13,900 I'm saying they play on the phone. 1954 01:27:13,900 --> 01:27:16,040 They'll call and say the letters. Yeah. 1955 01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:18,080 Yeah. And then remember where the pieces are. 1956 01:27:18,080 --> 01:27:20,040 What about playing yourself those crazy? 1957 01:27:20,040 --> 01:27:21,120 Because here's the thing. 1958 01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:25,080 You go with like a move, but then you go to the other side. 1959 01:27:25,080 --> 01:27:26,820 Like, how would I combat that? 1960 01:27:26,820 --> 01:27:28,420 And then like you're teaching yourself. 1961 01:27:28,420 --> 01:27:30,180 It's insane. Yeah. 1962 01:27:30,180 --> 01:27:37,260 But these girls, one of them is known for having this strategy called the the cow opening. 1963 01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:43,140 It's just like I don't know if it's something she made up or if it was like just something not very 1964 01:27:43,240 --> 01:27:46,800 not used very often, but it's just like she needed to have an opening. 1965 01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:48,940 So she went with the cow opening. 1966 01:27:48,940 --> 01:27:54,540 And so that's not going to translate well to radio, but like on the so 1967 01:27:55,220 --> 01:27:59,320 in anticipation for the cow opening, the other girl is about to make her move 1968 01:27:59,320 --> 01:28:03,820 and the girl unzips her jacket, pulls open her shirt and on her shirt, 1969 01:28:03,820 --> 01:28:06,260 it says, I'm not in the mood. 1970 01:28:06,620 --> 01:28:07,760 And it's a picture of a cow. 1971 01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:10,660 And the girl who does the cow opening lost her fucking mind. 1972 01:28:11,060 --> 01:28:13,300 And then she's like, if I win, can I have that? 1973 01:28:13,300 --> 01:28:14,000 She's like, yeah. 1974 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:17,840 And then she just concentrates entirely on the fucking game and destroys her 1975 01:28:18,080 --> 01:28:19,600 or like has a good match or whatever. 1976 01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:21,700 And it's like she's like, yes, I fucking won. 1977 01:28:21,700 --> 01:28:24,680 I love just the competitive, you know. Yeah. 1978 01:28:25,580 --> 01:28:27,740 Yeah. So anyway, there's our chest portion of the crystal. 1979 01:28:28,020 --> 01:28:30,120 How did it get there? I don't know. 1980 01:28:30,120 --> 01:28:31,580 Was it from the cowtails? 1981 01:28:31,580 --> 01:28:34,260 Maybe. I don't fucking know. 1982 01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:36,380 I'm so sorry, everybody. 1983 01:28:36,380 --> 01:28:39,220 So we go. 1984 01:28:39,220 --> 01:28:40,900 Chris, wait, I can tell you how we got there. 1985 01:28:40,900 --> 01:28:42,800 We got there through. 1986 01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:44,560 Oh, yeah. I believe. 1987 01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:46,560 Jelly breath. Jelly breath. 1988 01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:48,740 Yeah. Donut shop. 1989 01:28:49,100 --> 01:28:50,800 Small nugs. Yeah. 1990 01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:54,680 So Ralph gets his they get their presents. 1991 01:28:54,780 --> 01:28:55,780 They open it up. 1992 01:28:55,780 --> 01:28:57,880 It's a baby. Yeah. 1993 01:28:57,880 --> 01:28:59,420 And he gets his baby gun. 1994 01:28:59,420 --> 01:29:02,920 And it's the one person he did not ask for the gun. 1995 01:29:03,020 --> 01:29:03,980 That's a whole movie. 1996 01:29:03,980 --> 01:29:04,880 I didn't think about that. 1997 01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:07,660 Only person he should have asked, the only person that wanted to get him 1998 01:29:07,660 --> 01:29:09,520 that gift was that. 1999 01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:10,920 But he's afraid of asking. 2000 01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:12,300 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 2001 01:29:12,300 --> 01:29:16,000 Which is but this is maybe the start of a better relationship. 2002 01:29:16,100 --> 01:29:18,600 Well, it seemed like they had a good relationship in general, but he just 2003 01:29:19,100 --> 01:29:20,700 it was I think it was different times. 2004 01:29:20,700 --> 01:29:23,940 I think the father was more of a, you know, 2005 01:29:24,340 --> 01:29:28,040 of a scary role in the household, where it was more wait till your dad gets home. 2006 01:29:28,040 --> 01:29:29,080 And I tell him about this. 2007 01:29:29,080 --> 01:29:30,080 Wait till your dad gets home. 2008 01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:31,820 Yeah. I can't tell you how many times I heard that. 2009 01:29:31,820 --> 01:29:34,340 Oh, yeah. I still hear that. 2010 01:29:34,340 --> 01:29:36,120 You know, I still have to do that when I get home. 2011 01:29:36,120 --> 01:29:39,020 Like, it's not fun getting home and having to discipline your kids. 2012 01:29:39,020 --> 01:29:40,620 But yeah, that's what you got to do. 2013 01:29:40,620 --> 01:29:42,720 His mom wants to be the good guy. Yeah. 2014 01:29:42,720 --> 01:29:43,660 See, that's the thing. 2015 01:29:43,660 --> 01:29:45,300 That's where I would 2016 01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:46,900 fail as a parent. 2017 01:29:46,900 --> 01:29:49,940 That's why I'm not a parent, you know, because if I had children, 2018 01:29:49,940 --> 01:29:51,300 I don't think I could be a disciplinary. 2019 01:29:51,300 --> 01:29:53,340 And I'd be like too much like, hey, let's hang out. 2020 01:29:53,340 --> 01:29:55,740 And then the moment they disappointed me or the moment they came at me 2021 01:29:55,740 --> 01:29:58,440 with like boogers in their in their on their fingers or whatever, 2022 01:29:58,440 --> 01:30:00,440 I'd be like, stay away from me. 2023 01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:03,220 And I think that that's where that's where. 2024 01:30:03,240 --> 01:30:06,120 So that's why I actively choose not to have kids because like no child, 2025 01:30:06,120 --> 01:30:08,880 no child should have to put through a parent who doesn't want to like 2026 01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:13,560 be around them if they're being gross or being a being a shithead or whatever. 2027 01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:16,900 Like I would are just a kid. Right. Just being a kid. Yeah. 2028 01:30:17,960 --> 01:30:20,500 Yeah. I would describe kids in general. 2029 01:30:20,900 --> 01:30:22,060 Yeah. Yeah. I know. 2030 01:30:22,060 --> 01:30:24,500 Now I figured that. Yeah. Gross shitheads. Yeah. 2031 01:30:24,940 --> 01:30:26,900 When I was a child, I don't think I was gross. 2032 01:30:26,900 --> 01:30:30,680 It's probably still like a clean, you know, I don't want like whatever. 2033 01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:33,540 But your mom has a picture you somewhere all over your face. 2034 01:30:33,540 --> 01:30:38,120 Yeah. Maybe my mom, I used to break out of my crib 2035 01:30:38,440 --> 01:30:42,120 at night when I was a toddler or whatever, a kid or a baby or whatever. 2036 01:30:42,140 --> 01:30:43,780 Baby's day out. Baby day out. 2037 01:30:43,780 --> 01:30:46,680 And I end up in the closet around the. 2038 01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:51,660 Well, OK, Mike, Mike's eyes, Mike's fucking eyebrows. 2039 01:30:51,660 --> 01:30:53,860 Story got so hopeful right. 2040 01:30:54,100 --> 01:30:57,260 You end up in the closet like Randy a few months ago. 2041 01:30:59,300 --> 01:31:01,200 Yeah. But anyway, 2042 01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:06,240 I did not like the weird fourth wall break that he does. 2043 01:31:06,440 --> 01:31:09,740 OK, so well, first off, he gets a BB gun and he shoots his fucking eye out, 2044 01:31:09,780 --> 01:31:13,140 which I absolutely that's one of the best things ever. 2045 01:31:13,780 --> 01:31:15,480 He doesn't actually. He breaks his glass. 2046 01:31:15,480 --> 01:31:17,940 He shoots right underneath his eye. 2047 01:31:17,980 --> 01:31:19,920 It looks like that's where you're like, Bing Bing. 2048 01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:21,280 And it just immediately. 2049 01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:25,620 Most of the trick was it broke his glasses so he couldn't see out of that eye. 2050 01:31:25,620 --> 01:31:26,960 So we thought he shot his eye. 2051 01:31:26,960 --> 01:31:30,120 No, wait, I don't think it would know the glasses. 2052 01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:32,180 And no, it hit him underneath the cheek. 2053 01:31:32,180 --> 01:31:35,600 And I think in the in the whatever his glasses fell off. 2054 01:31:35,720 --> 01:31:38,160 And then he steps on one of the lenses and breaks it. 2055 01:31:38,460 --> 01:31:42,760 But he almost shoots his eye within an inch or two of like his eye. 2056 01:31:44,260 --> 01:31:46,340 So that's I mean. 2057 01:31:46,840 --> 01:31:49,080 That's pretty funny. That's everyone says it. 2058 01:31:49,480 --> 01:31:53,180 But I don't like the weird fourth wall break where he goes, I suppose 2059 01:31:53,180 --> 01:31:55,080 I'll do the ice school thing, which I like that. 2060 01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:56,440 But he was thinking aloud. 2061 01:31:56,440 --> 01:31:57,740 Yeah, well, sure. 2062 01:31:57,740 --> 01:32:01,080 But when he cries and then he goes upstairs, it's that when he's at the 2063 01:32:01,280 --> 01:32:04,060 scene of the week and then he turns to the camera and he goes, 2064 01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:06,320 you know, like winks or whatever. I don't like that. 2065 01:32:06,660 --> 01:32:09,800 Why make a whole movie where there's no fourth wall breaking 2066 01:32:09,800 --> 01:32:12,520 at the very end, other than narration than do it. 2067 01:32:12,960 --> 01:32:16,540 And then then we get this. 2068 01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:18,840 What the bumpest dogs? 2069 01:32:18,840 --> 01:32:22,100 The bump. Yeah, they come in the forest of the Farquhaz dogs. 2070 01:32:22,100 --> 01:32:25,680 No, no. Farquhaz was the bump kiss with the neighbors. 2071 01:32:25,680 --> 01:32:28,060 OK, Marcus was the bullies. Yeah. 2072 01:32:28,060 --> 01:32:30,220 They're actually literally called the bump. OK. 2073 01:32:30,220 --> 01:32:33,900 Well, yeah. Then they come in because Ralph left the door open work. 2074 01:32:33,900 --> 01:32:35,800 My mom actually did, too. 2075 01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:39,240 But and they come in and they destroy the father's. 2076 01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:42,380 This reminded me of Brennan very much. 2077 01:32:42,380 --> 01:32:43,240 The turkey dinner. 2078 01:32:43,240 --> 01:32:47,640 And Brennan is a big Bob's Burger guy, too, where he looks like Bob's Burger. 2079 01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:51,640 And I'm embodying Bob. 2080 01:32:51,780 --> 01:32:53,820 And he loves Turkey. 2081 01:32:53,820 --> 01:32:57,080 I do. What are you doing this year? Smoking it. 2082 01:32:58,120 --> 01:32:59,260 I'm going to get some of that turkey. 2083 01:32:59,260 --> 01:33:01,200 It's going to be good. And. 2084 01:33:03,020 --> 01:33:05,940 Yeah. And then we get the they go to Chinese food 2085 01:33:06,160 --> 01:33:10,000 and we get a very that does not hold up well seen 2086 01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:15,600 of the Chinese workers there being forced to sing carols, 2087 01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:21,680 but being forced to colonize their fucking accents 2088 01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:24,680 because it's not good enough to say rah, rah, rah. 2089 01:33:24,680 --> 01:33:27,980 They have to say la, la, la. You know, and it's like 2090 01:33:28,440 --> 01:33:31,020 it was their boss correcting them. 2091 01:33:31,020 --> 01:33:33,220 Yeah, but that doesn't make it better. 2092 01:33:33,220 --> 01:33:36,280 I think that just it's not them working. 2093 01:33:36,280 --> 01:33:38,960 It's not them being like, oh, we're not getting this, guys. 2094 01:33:38,960 --> 01:33:41,660 It's this it's like it wasn't them as like a group being like, 2095 01:33:41,660 --> 01:33:43,600 let's try to nail this for this family. 2096 01:33:43,600 --> 01:33:46,200 We're excited to finally have some here on a Christmas. 2097 01:33:46,200 --> 01:33:48,060 This is something we've been looking forward to. 2098 01:33:48,060 --> 01:33:51,000 We've been researching your customs and like this is the best 2099 01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:51,840 that we can do. 2100 01:33:51,840 --> 01:33:54,840 This was like look like a manager forcing his coworkers 2101 01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:56,600 to be like, no, it's Christmas. Let's do this. 2102 01:33:56,600 --> 01:33:58,880 And then they sing and then he's trying to. 2103 01:33:58,880 --> 01:34:00,340 But the family wasn't complaining. 2104 01:34:00,340 --> 01:34:03,380 But my mind went to all the Jews that are there. 2105 01:34:03,380 --> 01:34:04,820 They eat there every year. 2106 01:34:04,820 --> 01:34:07,420 And now they're all like Christmas carols. 2107 01:34:07,420 --> 01:34:09,720 They're one place they can go on Christmas. 2108 01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:12,520 That's true. 2109 01:34:12,520 --> 01:34:14,020 Drayd, old Drayd, old Drayd. 2110 01:34:14,020 --> 01:34:16,660 It's just you haven't hear you sing like they have a whole collection, 2111 01:34:16,660 --> 01:34:21,560 a whole festive that one seventh day kid in your parents, 2112 01:34:21,560 --> 01:34:23,100 he would lose his fucking mind in that. 2113 01:34:23,100 --> 01:34:24,300 Oh, my God. Yeah. 2114 01:34:24,300 --> 01:34:27,140 The thing that I thought was interesting that I learned this time 2115 01:34:27,140 --> 01:34:30,880 was that the actress who played the mom didn't know that the duck 2116 01:34:30,880 --> 01:34:32,800 was going to come out with its head on. 2117 01:34:32,800 --> 01:34:35,620 And so like that part when they did that line and the guy, 2118 01:34:35,620 --> 01:34:38,680 the waiter chops it off, like that was her genuine reaction to that. 2119 01:34:38,680 --> 01:34:41,580 Like, oh, shit, shit. 2120 01:34:41,580 --> 01:34:43,260 That was that was pretty great. 2121 01:34:43,260 --> 01:34:45,620 And then he's like, you know, well, the things looking at us 2122 01:34:45,620 --> 01:34:47,960 and he chops off the head. That's great. 2123 01:34:47,960 --> 01:34:51,020 Very cool. And then we're just abrupt. 2124 01:34:51,020 --> 01:34:53,560 There's credits. I didn't really go back. 2125 01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:55,540 They go back to the house and then you get the scene. 2126 01:34:55,540 --> 01:34:59,200 The kids are in bed and the mom and dad are finally having their like, 2127 01:34:59,200 --> 01:35:00,640 you know, glass of wine. 2128 01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:02,140 Dad's going to get lucky. 2129 01:35:02,140 --> 01:35:03,180 Listen to Holy Night. 2130 01:35:03,180 --> 01:35:04,580 Yeah, it's a little sweet. 2131 01:35:04,580 --> 01:35:05,980 And then we get the credits. 2132 01:35:05,980 --> 01:35:08,280 And so I got lucky after credits. Oh, yeah. 2133 01:35:08,780 --> 01:35:10,340 Yeah. And they had a good successful. 2134 01:35:10,340 --> 01:35:12,420 Well, it was a sweet ending till Brennan ruined it. 2135 01:35:12,420 --> 01:35:13,320 Yeah. 2136 01:35:14,920 --> 01:35:17,780 No, yeah, they definitely fucked. 2137 01:35:17,780 --> 01:35:19,760 I gave it a happy ending. 2138 01:35:19,760 --> 01:35:21,820 Yeah, I gave it a B minus because. 2139 01:35:23,700 --> 01:35:26,400 Yeah, I mean, maybe on a rewatch, it does lose a little bit of its 2140 01:35:27,300 --> 01:35:31,800 charm, but like I've seen it so many times, it still holds up so well. 2141 01:35:31,800 --> 01:35:32,840 And I love it. 2142 01:35:32,840 --> 01:35:35,000 So, yeah, be mine to spread it. 2143 01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:36,600 Yeah, it still holds up for me. 2144 01:35:36,600 --> 01:35:38,500 It's still one of my favorite Christmas movies. 2145 01:35:38,500 --> 01:35:40,000 I don't know if it's nostalgia or what. 2146 01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:42,580 It's just one of the most quotable movies. 2147 01:35:42,580 --> 01:35:47,440 So I gave it a B plus plus plus plus plus plus. OK. Here's mine. 2148 01:35:49,920 --> 01:35:50,960 So there you have it. 2149 01:35:50,960 --> 01:35:52,780 A Christmas story is a holiday humbug. 2150 01:35:52,780 --> 01:35:55,820 If you're looking for a festive film experience, stick to the classics 2151 01:35:55,820 --> 01:35:58,460 like it's a wonderful life or miracle on 34th Street. 2152 01:35:58,560 --> 01:36:01,360 At least those movies don't make me want to show a candy cane 2153 01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:03,540 where the sun don't shine. What? 2154 01:36:03,540 --> 01:36:06,760 However, this is still the Christmas movie. 2155 01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:09,340 All other modern Christmas movies wish they could be. 2156 01:36:09,340 --> 01:36:11,980 It's like catching lightning in a bottle if lighting was made 2157 01:36:11,980 --> 01:36:13,880 of childhood memories and casual swearing. 2158 01:36:14,620 --> 01:36:19,020 And unlike most holiday classics, it actually gets better with age. 2159 01:36:19,260 --> 01:36:21,060 Kind of like my attitude problem. 2160 01:36:22,820 --> 01:36:27,100 B minus. B minus. 2161 01:36:27,100 --> 01:36:31,060 Well, this is what I was saying before, but I'll tear a movie apart all through it. 2162 01:36:31,660 --> 01:36:32,700 But I know it's good. 2163 01:36:32,700 --> 01:36:33,900 How many pluses did you give it? 2164 01:36:33,900 --> 01:36:36,940 So how many Christmas trees is this? 2165 01:36:36,940 --> 01:36:39,040 I gave it six pluses. 2166 01:36:39,040 --> 01:36:40,940 That's what I wrote down. 2167 01:36:42,940 --> 01:36:44,740 New way of doing this now. 2168 01:36:44,740 --> 01:36:47,320 Cool. I went off. I went off on it. 2169 01:36:47,320 --> 01:36:49,680 I just changed my grade on the next movie. 2170 01:36:51,880 --> 01:36:54,180 Good. All right. 2171 01:36:54,180 --> 01:36:56,920 So with adjusted inflation. 2172 01:36:58,920 --> 01:37:00,060 It's Christmas tree. 2173 01:37:00,060 --> 01:37:01,900 Oh, by the way, everybody, our 2174 01:37:01,900 --> 01:37:06,100 our grading system until very until like a week from now. 2175 01:37:06,100 --> 01:37:09,100 Yeah. Two weeks when season four starts will be a new format. 2176 01:37:10,260 --> 01:37:12,440 Look forward to that January. 2177 01:37:12,440 --> 01:37:14,200 The beginning of January. 2178 01:37:15,240 --> 01:37:17,180 That's when we're going to change our rating system. 2179 01:37:17,180 --> 01:37:21,920 But until then, we're finishing it out strong with B is our top. 2180 01:37:21,920 --> 01:37:23,620 And then W is a waste of time. 2181 01:37:23,620 --> 01:37:29,760 So from that, B plus plus, you know, whatever is as high as it gets. 2182 01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:32,220 Right. So I gave it a B minus. 2183 01:37:32,220 --> 01:37:34,620 Brendan gave it a B plus. 2184 01:37:34,620 --> 01:37:38,160 And then with a factor of six, Mike gave it a B minus. 2185 01:37:38,160 --> 01:37:39,700 Take away the two minuses. 2186 01:37:39,700 --> 01:37:43,900 Christmas story gets a B plus plus plus plus four pluses. 2187 01:37:45,240 --> 01:37:48,180 So there we go. 2188 01:37:48,180 --> 01:37:50,600 Official for the next movie. 2189 01:37:50,600 --> 01:37:52,080 Official. 2190 01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:53,580 Which won't be next in line. 2191 01:37:53,580 --> 01:37:55,520 I guess. Yeah, it's already released. 2192 01:37:55,520 --> 01:37:56,480 It'll be. It'll be. 2193 01:37:56,480 --> 01:37:59,880 It'll be the whole episode. 2194 01:37:59,880 --> 01:38:01,920 Yeah, the whole episode. Wait for that. 2195 01:38:01,920 --> 01:38:04,580 All right. Cool, everybody. 2196 01:38:04,580 --> 01:38:06,160 Merry Christmas. 2197 01:38:06,160 --> 01:38:08,320 Thank you for joining us for this. 2198 01:38:08,320 --> 01:38:12,900 I mean, I guess in the beginning, we just tore apart religion and and and 2199 01:38:13,900 --> 01:38:16,340 and this holiday and this commercialism. 2200 01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:18,760 We talked a lot about. 2201 01:38:18,760 --> 01:38:20,100 And then we commercialized it. 2202 01:38:20,100 --> 01:38:21,000 And we commercialized it. 2203 01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:22,340 We talked a lot. 2204 01:38:22,340 --> 01:38:24,480 We went on a lot of tangents. 2205 01:38:24,480 --> 01:38:27,720 But yeah, you were here with us. 2206 01:38:27,720 --> 01:38:28,720 So thank you. 2207 01:38:29,820 --> 01:38:32,420 Merry Christmas with me as always. 2208 01:38:32,420 --> 01:38:33,660 It's Brendan. 2209 01:38:35,660 --> 01:38:40,100 I still like Brendan got ran over by a reindeer 2210 01:38:42,740 --> 01:38:45,440 watching Christmas story a third time. 2211 01:38:46,780 --> 01:38:49,040 30th, 30th time. 2212 01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:56,920 No one knew that Brendan had a turkey was a turkey smoking. 2213 01:38:58,820 --> 01:39:01,520 For Thanksgiving time, 2214 01:39:01,520 --> 01:39:03,560 Shipley up to Boston. 2215 01:39:03,560 --> 01:39:07,260 That's a long smoke from smoking at Christmas time for Thanksgiving. 2216 01:39:07,300 --> 01:39:09,100 It's going to be delicious. 2217 01:39:09,100 --> 01:39:11,060 Or or way powdery. 2218 01:39:11,060 --> 01:39:13,340 The way powder is going to be crispy turkey powder. 2219 01:39:13,340 --> 01:39:14,140 Turkey. 2220 01:39:14,140 --> 01:39:16,240 Which sounds delicious. 2221 01:39:16,240 --> 01:39:18,880 With us as always is Mike. 2222 01:39:20,240 --> 01:39:24,440 I mean, he's been smoking so long, he's basically turkey powder. 2223 01:39:25,120 --> 01:39:27,980 At this point, Larsen, I'm the gizzards. 2224 01:39:28,480 --> 01:39:30,680 You're the gizzard, the gizzard of Oz. 2225 01:39:31,760 --> 01:39:33,960 And I've been your host, Andy Rice. 2226 01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:35,800 This has been Christmas. 2227 01:39:35,800 --> 01:39:37,460 We've been Fried Rice Podcast. 2228 01:39:37,460 --> 01:39:46,740 You've been merry. Have a good night. 2229 01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:10,360 Go on a tangent soon. 2230 01:40:10,360 --> 01:40:13,560 The guys are standing by. 2231 01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:17,200 It's a fried rice Christmas. 2232 01:40:17,200 --> 01:40:20,180 Let's all smoke some pot. 2233 01:40:20,180 --> 01:40:23,580 We love all of our listeners. 2234 01:40:23,580 --> 01:40:26,620 You all mean a lot. 2235 01:40:26,620 --> 01:40:29,920 It's a fried rice Christmas. 2236 01:40:29,920 --> 01:40:33,080 Ho ho ho. 2237 01:40:33,080 --> 01:40:41,100 Ho ho ho.