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It's a fried rice Christmas.

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Ba humbug everybody.

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And I hate Christmas.

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No you don't.

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That's all I had planned.

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I love Christmas.

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Welcome to another eight miserable nights of Christmas.

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I'm your host Andy Scrooge Rice.

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And this is Fried Rice Podcast.

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Let's get fried.

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With me as always it's Brennan.

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I couldn't think of a bad like a oh Brennan.

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Brennan got ran over by a reindeer.

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Just the eve right before Christmas Day.

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No one knew if his mustache would make it.

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It might still be floating up this day.

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Shipley of the Boston.

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Hello everybody.

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In case you're wondering none of this is pre-planned.

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Oh yeah yeah.

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All these songs are off the cuff baby.

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With us as always it is Michael Ba humbug.

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He's Scrooge.

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He's the turkey that Scrooge pies at the end of the movie.

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He's the he's the puppets version of the Christmas Carol.

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He's the ghost of Christmas future Christmas past and Christmas present.

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He is death reincarnate.

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He's a floating little ballerina fairy.

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He's a taxi driver from hell.

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He is Michael Larson.

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If I'm anyone in this movie it's Bobcat.

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It's Bobcat.

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You're absolutely fucking right.

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Oh I named every character in this except for the dog that he dresses up as and Bobcat.

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And welcome everybody.

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If you haven't guessed it already we're doing Scrooge baby.

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Bill Murray.

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Look it up IMDB if you want to know what year it came out.

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I'm not writing these things down anymore.

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We're just taking notes.

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We watched it recently.

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Here's some of our thoughts.

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I like to nitpick.

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Mike likes to do similes and comparisons to kind of give you a more artistic point of view.

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And Brendan likes to listen and hang out with occasionally.

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He's got something to say.

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It's always a pleasure.

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Earlier I know it's important when he says it.

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That's right.

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Earlier this week I said to Mike I was like I was like you know what we need to for smaller content we need to start focusing because we're going to start doing that a little bit.

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But I was like I need to start taking some of my more abstract ideas and condensing it all down to like one minute content.

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And we need to take Mike's like pages of reviews that he writes and like condense it down into like one minute worth of stuff.

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And then we need to take Brendan's stuff and expand it into one minute's worth of stuff.

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Yeah I keep my stuff short and sweet.

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Short and sweet.

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That is what they that is what he does ladies and gentlemen.

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So let's get into it.

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I put Scrooge Scrooge.

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So right in the beginning we get a very aggressive Santa Claus like killing people like trying to protect his family.

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And I wrote down violent night to cross it out.

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Fat Man to cross it out.

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The night the reindeer died is such a great year.

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I would rather be watching that movie rather be watching the night.

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The reindeer.

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At that point in the movie I'm like well this looks pretty damn good.

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One of those fake trailers that if Robert Rodriguez or Quentin Tarantino picked up the night the reindeer died and went full 80s 80s cheese with it.

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That's what I was the next Christmas grindhouse.

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I would be totally into it.

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The thing I was curious about did all drawer all desk drawers in the 80s have a mirror in them.

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I don't even know what cocaine is.

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I know when he opened the drawer.

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Every time I've ever watched this movie not once have I thought he does cocaine because he doesn't actually do any lines of cocaine.

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But what a direct not even subtle reference that my brain has never.

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Oh you were probably a kid when you saw this.

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I watch it off season sometimes.

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I watch this movie multiple times a year sometimes.

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I still pick it up until this time either.

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I watched it all the time too and I didn't I never noticed that.

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Father Father loves Beaver was a funny.

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That's one of the best.

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That's what some of this movie doesn't hold up in those ways.

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It's hilarious but you would not make that joke would you.

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What's the name of the show.

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Everyone loves Beaver.

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Leave it to be.

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Everyone loves Beaver.

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I'm seeing him.

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Everyone hates Chris.

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That's a different kind of show.

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Everyone loves Raymond.

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That's like a Skinamax version of that show.

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Everyone loves Beaver.

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I think that was just a funny play on words.

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I don't think they went in the actual little fake little sitcom.

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They didn't go too far.

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It was just a play on words.

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I'd say this movie in general.

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There's other points in this movie and the other movie that we watched that are very.

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There are some parts in this that.

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What is this movie rated by the way.

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Is it R. Is it R. I don't think it's R. I think it's PG-13 because there's not like a lot of F bombs.

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And there's only a little bit of nipple.

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You hardly see the nipple.

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Charles Dickens would want to see her nipples.

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Some of this was a little.

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If you wanted a PG Scrooge which they could have made this into without changing much.

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Then I agree with you that it would have made actually a more family friendly.

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More accessible content.

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Maybe some of the jokes that they let Bill Murray do like improvise come up you know whatever might be a little too far.

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It's a PG-13 you know teetering on an R with some of the nipples.

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I'm OK with that too.

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I love R rated Christmas stuff.

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The point the difference is you know it going in and in this you don't.

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That's kind of what I'm getting at.

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This is a movie that if you just hear about which obviously this far down the line no.

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But if you just hear about you're going to say I can watch that with my kids and it's probably not really kid appropriate.

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Well it's kind of it's it's kind of like Ghostbusters too like Ghostbusters.

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It's it's family friendly but kind of not in a sense.

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Family friendly but not not quite because he basically uses his powers his omnipresent godlike powers to like rape a girl.

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In in in Groundhog's Day.

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Like I understand that she willingly has sex with him so it's not technically rape if you go from his power to make her fall in love.

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But he uses his power in a way that it takes advantage.

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So yeah this is so actually by that logic you should know full well going into a Bill Murray movie where he kind of is the main character and he kind of has free reign in his head.

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He kind of has free reign and it's PG 13.

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This is what you should get.

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I love the CEO.

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So we got the Bill Murray is the president.

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But I love the CEO how he's like so dogs and cats are watching more TV.

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Let's let's put a little mouse or something to keep the cat for some pet appeal.

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Make a dog channel though and they did.

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The real life is that there is a dog dog and cat channel.

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I bet you that has to be from someone who watched this movie has to be someone watched this and thought that's not a bad idea.

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Let's make a book.

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I mean I remember when we were younger you know we'd go somewhere we'd leave TV on for the dogs.

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You know just I don't know why but like you keep them calmer for some reason the sound they would think someone's there like you know our dogs would get anxious or whatever separation anxiety for some odd reason.

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Yeah and be you know howling or whatever when we left.

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Well it's not TV on they think someone's there they hear voices and they feel better.

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Bluey is a show designed with only colors that dogs can specifically see.

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Using colors that dogs can see.

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Because someone so no when I went to Thanksgiving and I was and your son wanted me to play with the Bluey doll.

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I was doing very much an Australian boy.

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It's a kid.

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I was doing it an Australian kid voice but it I was doing boy.

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Now I need to change it I'll give it a more of a girl affect this next time.

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I didn't know what I was I didn't research my role.

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That's on me.

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Usually when I do a performance I like to practice a little bit I like to be in.

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I don't care if the audience is one three year old kid.

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I now since you're making me watch all this your job is to watch one season of Bluey before you come over Thanksgiving.

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There's like 40 episodes a season though.

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I'm not going to watch a whole season like 10 minutes but I'm sure they're like 15 20 minutes.

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I'll get stone to watch a few episodes before coming over.

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Look up the most look up the most impactful ones.

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People people online will tell you which ones to watch.

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I'll look up a list of best bluey.

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I found it's weird just being a bluey on Facebook.

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I just found the most random group of all time is just popped up in my feet.

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No it's one frame of bluey every day and it's just it's one it's just a just a random frame of a bluey episode.

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That's awesome.

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And then I found out that the Simpsons actually they their animators put in like for some of the transitional stuff back in the day they would purposely put in nightmare looking versions of Bart and Homer and like whatever that you could only catch if you pause it at the exact one which they didn't expect people to be able to do especially when it was like VHS technology before DVDs came out.

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And look we get to meet Lionel Luther from Mike. Oh Smallville. Yeah.

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I was just you wouldn't have known who was in.

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So Lex's father Lex Luther's father is a main character in Smallville.

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Okay. And because Lex is a main character and it's his dad right so there's a lot of back and forth. And so he's the executive guy trying to take Bill Murray's job.

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But if you see him in Smallville you would not think that he's the same guy because he's got a full beautiful beard super long curly hair in the in the Smallville show.

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He's much older. Yeah. So like 2001 total Chad.

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He's actually 12 years later. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't seem like a Chad at all. He looks I mean he's a he's a villain. Well not a villain but he's like a powerful corporate guy. Yeah.

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I don't even know what who would you describe to compare him to.

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But my last thing I guess about John Glover which is his name. The actor is he was the first time I ever noticed. So like you know how Chris Evans is double dipped as a torch and in Captain America.

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John Glover has double dipped in the DC universe and he is Lionel Luther in Smallville. Can you guess his other one. No. Okay. It's he is one of the two scientists or one of the few scientists that help or betray Poison Ivy in the Batman movie.

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And then she turns into Poison Ivy. He's one of the scientists that's like that like fuck her over in that gas and like leave her behind. So he's a small bit part. Small bit part. Oh yeah. He's not the one that talks in that one. No I don't think so.

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He's not like but it's he's he's double dipping he's technically I could have been Lionel Luther before he got you know before he has money.

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That was before Smallville. Yeah right. Yeah that was it was like several years before.

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Yeah. But anyway there's your Smallville trivia trivia for the day Smallville. So he has a sign on the back of his wall that says cross a thing you nail or they nail people to because his last name is cross.

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I'm like oh that's I would I would love that dude that I love when people take their last names and turn it into their whole identity. Yeah I just love the fried rice podcast.

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And rice balls with Brennan in your eyes. Listen to our tiny grain of rice review of Deadpool.

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The taxi driver that leaves the old lady behind is an asshole. Yeah.

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It takes him instead. Yeah. He should have. He shouldn't have taken though. Yeah. Like I said that he should have known he wasn't going to get tip from Bill.

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Like I stole the cab from this old lady. He's not going to fucking tip. Yeah. Get the fuck out. And that wasn't the that wasn't the Christmas pass.

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No that was just the regular guy. Yeah. Like what a dick dude. It's like I don't I don't like that.

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I mean that's probably how it is in New York though. Like I can imagine they just kind of Christmas pass though. Christmas pass was a real dick because he's got to be killing people left and right. Yeah.

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He's going to be a cab driver. Listen I think he's operating strobe lighting in that cab alone would be enough to kill several people.

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I would like to imagine that he I know you're Mike you're so on it. I think only Bill can see him though.

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That you're on it. If he if he was physically in the same space as real humans. I'm with you.

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He's he's a terrible he shouldn't exist. But I like to think of him as like the night bus from Harry Potter where it's just like it's doing its own fucking weird shit.

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And he knows what's happening. Yeah. But yes he's and here's a little trivia for the kids at home and I guess everybody the guy that plays the taxi driver he's the singer of and this and the song that he hates that ruined his fucking life he says because everyone that's what they associate him with him that in this movie is feeling hot hot hot.

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So you got to watch the music video. It's him. I mean it's 100 percent him. It's the ghost Christmas bad. It almost feels like a trick.

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It almost feels like Bill Murray is looking at a TV and he's looking at the ghost of Christmas past pretending to be the singer of hot hot hot.

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But it's absolutely him. I think his name is Frankie Valentine that maybe I'm not sure that it's kind of popping in my head.

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And anyway random.

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Bill Cross Bill Cosby wins the bill Bill Murray. What's his name in this movie. Frank Frank Cross. Yeah. OK. So Frank wins humanitarian of the year award.

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That's wonderful.

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That's just so it means whoever wins those things is bullshit. By the way check out our diehard episode where we had Bullhead City's humanitarian of the year.

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I just wanted him to hear that if he listens to this.

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The costume work and the makeup work and the whole design for let's just face it all three of the ghosts are all for great. Great.

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But crosses old boss coming in. That was the best. Yeah. I love that. That's what a great scene.

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The other dead seven years barely look for what a scary scene. What an intense scene. What a funny scene.

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Like if you listen if you if it's not your first time watching it and you're listening for the jokes more than you're watching for the spectacle of it.

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It's funny. It's like the lines going back and forth because it's taking me. It takes you multiple watches to really get the humor of that scene because I mean when you're a kid and you watch that scene it sticks out like holy shit.

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That's such good makeup. Dude and when he sticks him out the window with his hand there and it rips off like he rips the flesh off and he falls. Terrifying. Absolutely. I get what you're saying like this for young children.

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No. Yeah. Brendan's children three and five. No. You're but you're 13 year old. Absolutely. Yeah. 15 15 15 15 15. He's got to like nipples right.

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Yeah. He doesn't like that's OK. OK. This is where we're at in the world. Twenty twenty five.

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So yeah everyone has the pulse. I just literally listened to episode 11 of the Six Feet Under where one of the characters that we just covered today has a thing where she's like everyone has nipples.

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You've grabbed them. You've sucked on them. It's like what's the problem. And Dexter from Dexter being a gay mortician of this one has to tell her like like well maybe not when you're working on a dead body.

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Like you put your hard nipples in his face. We have a certain level of decorum. So there's a time and a place. So I put an amazing costume for Russell Boss.

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Holy shit. That's a real number that they put up on the TV. I didn't call it but they have a not a five five five or three three three. I didn't call it. I usually do.

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But it was late when I was watching it. I was like it's usually some person like but I normally do. If there's a like who hasn't called eight six seven five three oh nine or whatever.

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So the golf ball bounces. Oh the golf ball bounces were not possible. It's weird but each bounce should have gotten smaller.

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That's how physics works. So there's somebody literally was tossing the ball up back to him in that scene obviously and they misjudged but I guess the take was too good.

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They didn't want to do anything. How old is Frank Cross supposed to be in this. Is he in his 40s. Would you say 45. I think it's Bill Murray and oh what am I keep saying.

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No no I'm just saying Bill Murray. Oh he always looks that way. I don't know right now. He's 40 or 90. Well when they went back to the Christmas pass no idea.

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When I went back to Christmas pass it was 1955 and he was what 10 maybe seven to 10 somewhere in that range. So you've been around like 40s. Yeah mid 40s mid 40s.

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Is there's a lot of I don't know. It's hard to tell. When the flashback scenes to him as a much younger man 20 years ago whatever it doesn't like you're right.

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Bill Murray just he's sort of one of those he's like a Paul Rudd if it wasn't handsome that he got stuck on if it was just Bill Murray face like Steve Martin.

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Yeah. Yeah. He's a good looking guy. He's a good looking guy. But he's been what he was 25. Yeah. White hair look the same age he does now. Right. He looks the same even now.

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Like it's crazy. Judy Dench 80. He looks like Judy Dench. She kind of looks the same every time I've ever seen a picture. Do you did for when she was M to now like Downton Abbey.

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She looks like the same chip when they're 20 they look 45 and when they're 65 they look 45. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Don't age. Well it left me.

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It left me. OK. So during the restaurant scene where cross meets you know Lionel Luther cross begins to see hallucinations and he like he pours he pours water on a fire right.

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The funny thing is it's jokes like that. So that's the story is getting that when it's a lot of this movie doesn't hold up in that way like for people who don't know much.

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The girls at work they would not get 80 percent of the jokes in this movie. They probably don't know who Richard Pryor is. Yeah they wouldn't know Richard Pryor was for that.

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that he lit himself on fire free base.

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I bet the same though this.

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The same people that wouldn't get a lot of the jokes of this

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are the same people that watched Deadpool and Wolverine

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and didn't get a lot of jokes in that.

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Yes. You know what I mean?

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It's like there's a certain type of person

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that is obsessed enough with pop culture, entertainment

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and old cinema and old whatever that that's part of it.

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Engrained in our DNA. We just love it.

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Yeah, we do. Yeah. Yeah.

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We know this stuff.

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And but the thing is, that's a lot of people.

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But then there's some people out there that do not give a fuck

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about nothing about none of this stuff.

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I want to see something that might be funny to them.

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And yeah, they just want to sit there and have something playing

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on the screen in front of them.

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They don't care. They go to the bathroom.

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You don't have to pause it. Don't worry.

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And then at that point, you're like, what are we even fucking do?

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And are we married? Yeah.

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They're just NPCs at that point.

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Yeah. Don't pause it.

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It means you don't give a shit about nothing.

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I told you this is one of my favorite movies, right?

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Yeah. I'm going to pause it.

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I saw a little video where the guys like, yeah, I want to pause it

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and I'm going to rewind it to a little bit before we were.

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So I'm going to force you to punish you.

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I want to punish you to make you rewatch something

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that you're obviously not into.

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And I'll make you listen to me for two hours

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afterwards explaining everything. Yeah.

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Exactly. The waiter at some point, he says,

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like, cross.

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What's that over there?

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As he's pointing to the baked Alaska, he goes, Oh, that's a baked Alaska, sir.

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You wouldn't want that. It's a dessert.

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And then he goes, OK.

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And he goes, how about this over here?

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And you guys like, Oh, that's the meatloaf, sir.

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You wouldn't want that.

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What the fuck is this waiter doing?

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And why isn't he giving this customer what he wants?

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Salesman. Yeah.

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I'd like that thing over there. It looks great.

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Oh, it's a dessert. OK, great. Thank you. I'll have it. Thank you.

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Thanks. That's what I said. I'll have it.

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But or oh, the meatloaf.

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You said meatloaf. I love meatloaf.

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Oh, no, sir. You wouldn't want that. Why?

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Do you poison your meatloaf? Is the meat rat?

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Is it human? What are we doing?

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Don't now. I don't want it.

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You fucking creep.

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What should I get?

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What did you dip your penis in your ball sack?

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It was really wanting to get it.

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Was that the only one?

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And you're already past this.

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I was waiting to see if you bring it up.

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The second Bobcat came on screen.

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Oh, yes. Excited.

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Well, but OK, but thinking back, having seen this for the first time,

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I did not recognize Bobcat.

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No, not at all. Oh, because not until he talked.

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Yeah, because of his hair. His hair being short.

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You couldn't recognize him.

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He didn't look anything like the Bobcat we all know.

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Even when he talks, it's oh, no, he doesn't talk.

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It's instant. I go, that's Bobcat.

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Yeah, it does dial it back.

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He dials back the Bobcat.

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No, absolutely. It's dialed back, but it's still Bobcat.

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Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

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It's like the yeah.

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He's like a nervous Bobcat.

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It's a unique voice for sure.

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But yeah, I like. Yeah, I forgot.

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I didn't write any notes about that, but it is great that he.

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Merry Christmas.

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Merry Christmas, motherfucker.

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By the way, that ad. Oh, Merry Christmas, fucker.

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Yeah. Four minutes to get him out of the building.

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Four minutes and 40 seconds to get him out of the building.

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The ad that Bobcat has a problem with,

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which is the one that Bill Murray wants to play is so funny.

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It's explosions like

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just terrorists, all sorts of shit.

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And then Bobcat, sir, if you play that,

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just people are going to be scared.

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And then like the next day,

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hey, by the way, a grandmother watched her last night and died.

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Yes. Just get so excited.

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I'm like, yep, he's irredeemable.

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Real bad guy.

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Uh, Ghost Cab goes through a truck in 1955.

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But why did the trunk honk its horn?

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Yeah, I was one of the same thing.

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Yeah. Yeah. The ghost cab goes.

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You're right. He goes.

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He transitions to 55 and goes through the truck.

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But the truck's like, oh, fuck.

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And then like a ghost goes through him.

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But you don't see the reaction of the truck, but you hear him.

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Like he's about to crash.

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And like every truck in every movie of all time, the honk

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instead of break. Yeah.

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It's like they forget which which ones which they go.

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The horn must be the one that slows you down.

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Oh, there's a teenager in the middle of the road.

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Regina George from like a bus driver and it's Mean Girls.

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It's some girls in the middle of the road.

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Let me just put the horn on.

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The moment you hear a horn before there's a collision

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of a human person, I feel like you blame the driver

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because if you didn't just hear screeching brake noises,

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they didn't try to save your life.

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Usually you're both.

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It's like they just kind of push everything down.

421
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Yeah. Maybe, you know, and it's kind of like, hey, try and should anyway.

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But not in most movies.

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In most movies, they just keep driving and so many hit runs

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with truck drivers, bro.

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They have a it's like they got to get those gay boy advances to fucking

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wherever they're going.

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It's Christmas, man.

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It's Christmas.

429
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Garden slugs get more out of life than you.

430
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Oh, yeah. Name one.

431
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I like that exchange. I wrote it down.

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Just because well, because he said he did more things than just sit and watch TV.

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And he's like, oh, yeah, name one name one accomplishment.

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You know, that's what he was saying.

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They want more of. And he couldn't name any.

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He's like, I did this.

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And he's like, nope, that was the show.

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He started naming accomplishments like that.

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He did like that's leave it to beaver.

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Like, that's this. That's that.

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Like, that's not you. Wait. Oh, oh, this is what he's

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what he's when he's in the past looking at.

443
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Yeah. He wasted your life watching TV.

444
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And he's remembering all the moments that were like TV moments, but his moments.

445
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Yeah. But you know what?

446
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That's OK. Because the live life memory.

447
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I I think the future is going to be memory hacks.

448
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I this is I'm just I'm just thinking of this right now.

449
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But I is I haven't thought of this prior to the but memory hacks,

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because right now, if Bill Murray's character

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can remember a leave it to beaver perfect Christmas with his family,

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quote unquote, that's from the TV and he can remember it as clear as day,

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then what's the difference between him remembering the real Christmas?

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Right now, everyone's memory is fucked up and it's wrong.

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And every every memory you have is wrong.

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There's no correct memories, because even in

457
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,880
like you could everyone could watch the same event

458
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,980
and have different like details.

459
00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:54,220
Yeah. Just like we watch the same movie and have different.

460
00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:55,660
Exactly. Same way.

461
00:27:55,660 --> 00:27:59,620
And so they do one takeaway from the final cut we watched a while ago.

462
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,100
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

463
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,560
That memory can be skewed. It can be.

464
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:07,600
And so think of if there was a way to

465
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:12,040
I don't know how probably using VR, probably using that new Neuralink stuff,

466
00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:17,000
but being able to directly go back and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

467
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,300
and edit memories where all they have to do

468
00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:25,840
is go to a traumatic point in your life, replace it with footage from Full House.

469
00:28:26,340 --> 00:28:29,480
And it's like literally you then think for like a little bit of your

470
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:32,380
I mean, they would have to curate specific memories.

471
00:28:33,180 --> 00:28:35,960
Yeah, that's getting more into the mirror.

472
00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:38,260
Black Mirror Black Mirror type stuff.

473
00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:41,260
Because I got to tell you, you don't know a lot of what you're

474
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:45,300
the reason your memories are skewed is because your brain does things to protect it.

475
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,040
So it wants you to forget.

476
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,820
It wants you to forget certain details or remember them different ways

477
00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:51,780
on purpose because it protects you.

478
00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:54,460
I think depressed people don't have that ability.

479
00:28:54,580 --> 00:28:58,960
I feel like my brain doesn't have the it changes.

480
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,360
If anything, it might focus on certain things.

481
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,520
It amplifies the bad memories.

482
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,300
It takes them and makes them probably worse than they were. Sure. Right.

483
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,960
In a lot of ways to like punish me or something.

484
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,500
But it could also still be to protect you to let yourself not get in that situation.

485
00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:16,700
Yeah. Your brain will do weird shit.

486
00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:18,540
I don't know a lot of good memories.

487
00:29:18,540 --> 00:29:21,080
I typically most of the time, it's a low light reel

488
00:29:21,420 --> 00:29:23,920
playing in my head of all the worst things that's ever happened.

489
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,820
And like. That's normal.

490
00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:27,960
Right. Good stuff, too.

491
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,960
You have good stories that you talk about stories most of them are pretty good.

492
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,420
Your whole European experience, like you talk about the bad,

493
00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:37,420
but you talk about the good, too, you know.

494
00:29:37,420 --> 00:29:40,000
Yeah. But I guess they don't normally go there as a memory.

495
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,300
I don't think you're when you're alone, you know.

496
00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:44,500
Yeah. When you're alone, you don't focus on that.

497
00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:46,800
So maybe I do need people. But that's normal, though.

498
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,600
Yeah. Yeah. Or cat.

499
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,440
You should get a cat, dude. Cats kill flies.

500
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,740
They kill bugs. Many bugs are in here.

501
00:29:52,740 --> 00:29:55,980
Yeah. Like I was watching my cat yesterday, like my wife.

502
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,540
I hate it. She leaves the door open.

503
00:29:58,540 --> 00:30:01,080
And like during the day, like she'll just leave the door wide open.

504
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,080
I'm like, just open the windows.

505
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,660
We have windows. Open the windows.

506
00:30:03,660 --> 00:30:06,620
Doors wide open. Flies are coming in. Cats are going outside.

507
00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:09,020
Is she as bad as my wife who did the same thing yesterday?

508
00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:10,360
Let the door open all afternoon.

509
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,300
Sure. My mom's house next door. Right.

510
00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:14,460
But the back door standing wide open.

511
00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:16,260
I come back in. I'm out in the front yard.

512
00:30:16,260 --> 00:30:17,140
You're cleaning up stuff.

513
00:30:17,140 --> 00:30:19,140
I come back in, which is fine.

514
00:30:19,140 --> 00:30:20,340
It should happens, whatever.

515
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:21,580
But that's not the problem.

516
00:30:21,580 --> 00:30:24,100
The problem is then she comes back over from mom's house.

517
00:30:24,580 --> 00:30:28,080
We start making dinner and she's like, where do all these flies come from?

518
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,880
You. Yeah.

519
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:35,220
But you can't, you know, sometimes you just got to keep the peace.

520
00:30:35,260 --> 00:30:37,720
Yeah, it's true. That's true.

521
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:42,660
I just look at her like, I swear to God, one of these days, one of these days.

522
00:30:42,660 --> 00:30:44,900
Alice, pow, straight to the moon.

523
00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:48,260
But our cat was hunting the couple of flies we had in there.

524
00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:50,940
And I was like, Andy needs a cat.

525
00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:53,040
Cats are low maintenance. They're easy pets.

526
00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:55,100
They're fun.

527
00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:58,980
I think Andy has a maybe would have a cat box problem. Probably.

528
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,380
Yeah. Get a self cleaning cat box.

529
00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:04,020
Oh, you mean like cleaning up the other creatures?

530
00:31:04,020 --> 00:31:05,880
Well, just the smell of it and stuff like that.

531
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,480
Yeah. Just get it. Get it. Get it. Self cleaning cat box.

532
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,320
Changes the trash bag and good.

533
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,720
They do make those. Yeah.

534
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,420
I mean, I don't I.

535
00:31:14,420 --> 00:31:16,560
Are you guys big cat?

536
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:17,660
I love cat. What do we do?

537
00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:20,400
Why are you trying to sell? I don't like animals personally,

538
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,740
but my wife loves cats and we have a cat. Yeah.

539
00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:25,440
And it's OK, but because it's very dog like our cat.

540
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:26,940
Some of them are.

541
00:31:26,940 --> 00:31:29,480
No, with my luck, I'm going to get a skittish fucking cat

542
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,140
that doesn't want to hang out and like.

543
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,580
But you know what? Hey, it'll probably take after me.

544
00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:36,540
You know, just want to be left alone.

545
00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:39,480
And then it'll need a cat to keep it company.

546
00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:42,580
The cat will need a cat or it'll need a mouse

547
00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:46,820
and the mouse will need a like a something.

548
00:31:46,820 --> 00:31:47,860
I'm in Jerry running around.

549
00:31:47,860 --> 00:31:49,100
Yeah. It'll be a reverse.

550
00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:51,020
Cat will kill Randy. Yeah.

551
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:53,900
I knew an autistic boy who once swallowed a fly

552
00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:56,940
in front of his cat

553
00:31:56,940 --> 00:31:59,460
who was autistic as well.

554
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,000
There was a mouse involved.

555
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,740
If we can write this book, kids book.

556
00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:05,980
You give them to Andy a cat.

557
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,640
They're both going to be autistic.

558
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,840
Andy gets a cat. It's a cat.

559
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:10,940
Andy gets a cat.

560
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:18,480
There was a boy named Andy and he just got himself a cat.

561
00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:23,500
Said he needed people in his life and said, got a cat. Yeah.

562
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,860
Easy. He felt so he felt so sad about himself

563
00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:30,300
because he was so fat.

564
00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:32,600
The cat came in

565
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,200
and made him happy, filled him up with joy.

566
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,940
Andy's too weird about cat bodies

567
00:32:40,940 --> 00:32:43,180
to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

568
00:32:46,740 --> 00:32:48,840
This would be the autistic version of it.

569
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,120
Back to the movie.

570
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:57,420
Yeah. So no smoking when audience is present is a funny.

571
00:32:57,420 --> 00:32:58,720
Yeah. Just a funny thing.

572
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:03,360
Funny. Yeah. Just a funny sign to have in a in a flashback.

573
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,260
Like you're in the flashback when he was in the dog costume.

574
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,060
Although I did think it was kind of weird that like he didn't go

575
00:33:09,060 --> 00:33:12,600
all the way backstage before taking the head off the dog.

576
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,840
Costumes. Yeah.

577
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,340
The kids were right there to sit there watching.

578
00:33:15,340 --> 00:33:17,500
Just like, well, there's the magic of the show. Yeah.

579
00:33:18,140 --> 00:33:20,240
I'd hate to be a live studio audience member

580
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,780
and have that ruined for you. Yeah, it sucked.

581
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,480
And you know, the live studio audience members are the ones

582
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,780
that are the biggest fans. Yeah.

583
00:33:27,780 --> 00:33:30,320
They'd be like going to see Barney live and then like.

584
00:33:30,460 --> 00:33:32,420
Like Mickey Mouse, like the ones at Disney World.

585
00:33:32,420 --> 00:33:34,700
I think they would let their I think they let their actors die

586
00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:37,620
or pass out before they take the mask off.

587
00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:38,800
That's true.

588
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,060
It's crazy. They just drag them back.

589
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:43,200
Yeah. Mickey's OK.

590
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,540
He's stroking falls down.

591
00:33:44,540 --> 00:33:47,300
They just drag him off.

592
00:33:47,300 --> 00:33:49,540
They'll let him die before

593
00:33:49,540 --> 00:33:51,680
they take that fucking thing off.

594
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,780
They'll hide behind that weird green paint that they put on stuff

595
00:33:54,780 --> 00:33:57,220
to make you not notice it. Yeah.

596
00:33:57,220 --> 00:33:59,580
Yeah, it's crazy.

597
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:02,580
So, oh, who's who is Dick Burton?

598
00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:04,920
They make a reference to Dick Burton.

599
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,860
And I just looked him up on IMDb and he's the father.

600
00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:10,520
And oh, because it's the homeless guys are like, Oh, yeah.

601
00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:12,760
Richard Burton, good old Dick Burton.

602
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:16,240
Do a thing. Do the do the do the exorcist to do whatever.

603
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,740
And I looked him up and yeah, it's and then Bill Murray does a

604
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:22,680
impression of him. But yeah, I was just it's interesting

605
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,240
that he's a real I didn't know about him.

606
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:28,580
Claire or Andy McDowell from Groundhog's Day.

607
00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:32,120
Who do I love the most?

608
00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:36,380
Claire from Scrooged, Andy McDowell, Groundhog's Day.

609
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,120
Who would you rather be with?

610
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,060
Because they're both sweet.

611
00:34:42,060 --> 00:34:43,700
They're both beautiful.

612
00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:45,000
And look past this flaw.

613
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,740
I'm going with Carol Kane.

614
00:34:47,740 --> 00:34:49,300
Oh, OK.

615
00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:51,600
That's the ghost of Christmas. Yeah.

616
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,600
Yeah, she was hot.

617
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,540
That was that was definitely a childhood crush as a kid.

618
00:34:55,540 --> 00:34:58,740
I think it was it was the combination of the look and the voice.

619
00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:00,520
Yeah, all of it.

620
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,120
I would even take her from

621
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,820
the Princess Bride Princess Bride.

622
00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:06,320
I had to. Yeah.

623
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,320
If that's the only Carol Kane I can get.

624
00:35:11,260 --> 00:35:12,820
Yeah, but she's not on the list.

625
00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:15,700
I would say probably I've always think I think Groundhog's Day.

626
00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:19,900
And it's tough because yeah, again, Sanlott,

627
00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:24,700
she was the mom in Sanlott and which one Claire Claire.

628
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,780
Oh, yeah. Was Claire also Lois Lane?

629
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,940
I think she was, wasn't she? Or no.

630
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,080
Is that yeah. Yeah.

631
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,020
Was she Lois Lane?

632
00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:38,620
No, she's so I think she was somebody else or she in Superman.

633
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,520
I thought she was.

634
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,320
I thought so, too. She looks like Lois Lane.

635
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,620
I might be wrong, though.

636
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,120
Oh, yeah.

637
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,460
At the homeless shelter, the fuse situation

638
00:35:50,460 --> 00:35:53,260
when the volunteers go up like we need fuses, we need what?

639
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,700
He's like, well, go in the phone book and look it up.

640
00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:58,080
I'm like, what a fucking asshole, dude.

641
00:35:59,540 --> 00:36:06,380
And then I put that Claire is way, way, way too forgiving of Frank.

642
00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:08,320
At that point, it's like never talk to me again.

643
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,320
You fucking jerk.

644
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,760
So maybe Claire is honestly you can get away with murder with Claire.

645
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,920
She's pretty forgiving. She kind of comes right back.

646
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,160
I change it to Claire. Amy McDowell is too independent.

647
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,200
Yeah. I like my women submissive.

648
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,460
Let's go handmaid's tale.

649
00:36:21,460 --> 00:36:23,300
Twenty twenty five, baby.

650
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:25,660
Trump's Trump's world revenge tour.

651
00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:28,240
Your body, my choice.

652
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,600
Who? America.

653
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,140
That is such a bad take.

654
00:36:32,140 --> 00:36:32,680
Yeah, I know.

655
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:36,340
Guy that that guy that wrote that for the white supremacist piece.

656
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,340
Fucking shit. Nick Puentes.

657
00:36:38,340 --> 00:36:41,720
Yeah. Didn't abortion pass in every single state it was on?

658
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:43,380
We're not doing.

659
00:36:43,380 --> 00:36:44,680
We're not. But I do think.

660
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,220
But thank God we've had women's rights enshrined,

661
00:36:47,220 --> 00:36:50,560
at least in the Constitution of the States.

662
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:55,060
Oh, and then this is where we get him saying bah humbug.

663
00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:59,300
He says it ironically, but he still says it, which I like.

664
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,100
I like that they gave him a bah humbug.

665
00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:04,700
And in the in the right moment, too, where he's using it ironically,

666
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:08,400
but then at the same time, he's also saying to her, fuck Christmas bah humbug.

667
00:37:10,740 --> 00:37:13,920
Does he not see the parallels between Scrooge and his own life?

668
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,220
That's one of the things I especially for being such a TV person,

669
00:37:17,380 --> 00:37:20,420
and especially for him putting on a production of Scrooge.

670
00:37:20,460 --> 00:37:21,920
Yeah, he should see the pair.

671
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,060
He even says Charles Dickens would want nipples.

672
00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:27,320
How does he not know?

673
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,440
Actually, or is it that he does know?

674
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,200
And that's why he doesn't question the ghost as much as Scrooge does.

675
00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:35,540
So like when he meets the first ghost, he kind of just goes with it

676
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,940
because he's like after he's like, oh, well, fuck shit. All right.

677
00:37:39,740 --> 00:37:40,700
Let's just do this then.

678
00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:43,740
Yeah. Like, so it kind of just rolls with it.

679
00:37:43,740 --> 00:37:44,440
He rolls with it.

680
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,780
So maybe he does kind of be like he's like, all right,

681
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,380
because he does say bah humbug at that point.

682
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,740
Yeah. So I don't know.

683
00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:55,580
Bitch hit me with a toaster. Yeah, that's great.

684
00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:02,860
My favorite scene in the whole movie.

685
00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:04,520
Which way we hit him, where she just beat me.

686
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,300
Yeah, she just beat them.

687
00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:08,420
Wait, which who beat who? Harold King.

688
00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:12,340
Oh, yeah. Bill Murray with the household items over and over.

689
00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:14,640
Yeah, I remember that.

690
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,100
Bryce, which is the name of Lionel Luther's character,

691
00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:21,400
him coming up behind and doing the hand massage thingy on the shoulder.

692
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,980
I fucking hate when people do that.

693
00:38:23,980 --> 00:38:27,940
Don't touch me. If I don't if you're not in a relationship with me,

694
00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:31,560
that we've established that I like you to touch my shoulders.

695
00:38:31,580 --> 00:38:33,560
Yeah. Do not touch me.

696
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,120
Do not touch me at all.

697
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:39,360
I've made this point several times throughout my career on stage and and

698
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:43,360
in audio, and I just say, I don't care who you are.

699
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,200
Don't touch me.

700
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,060
And imagine how many women have to put up with that constant.

701
00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:50,200
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like touch. Yeah.

702
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:51,640
It's it's constant. Yeah.

703
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,100
And it's still like that, too.

704
00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:56,140
Like it's it's gotten a lot better, but it's better to use to be.

705
00:38:56,140 --> 00:38:57,840
Yeah. Yeah. It's still like that.

706
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:01,940
I never go for a hug first with anybody.

707
00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:03,340
You guys know me.

708
00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:05,220
We don't even do fist bumps very often.

709
00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:08,380
No handshakes. I I'm just cool not touching people.

710
00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:10,620
Hey, what's up? Yeah. Hey, good enough.

711
00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:14,960
There's a so there's like there's, you know, women and girls that I know that

712
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:19,760
what girls not I don't know any girls girls, but like like

713
00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:22,160
like the girls that we work with.

714
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:26,340
Yeah, they I think know I'm not a hugger, but they I think are huggers

715
00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:27,580
with everyone else.

716
00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:30,380
So it's like they know I'm not that guy.

717
00:39:30,380 --> 00:39:33,040
And I think other people are starting to realize it, too, because like

718
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:36,920
even Ashley at the show last night, she saw me.

719
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,260
I think she was going to make a move and then she just stopped herself

720
00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:42,960
and then just said, hey, I was like, hey, she noticed I wasn't.

721
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,440
I wasn't hugging nobody.

722
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:50,540
Yeah. We might have her in Kentucky on for another another girl

723
00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:53,740
in Kentucky on for our.

724
00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:57,120
That Santa episode, which could be a lot of fun.

725
00:39:57,620 --> 00:39:58,680
Yeah, which.

726
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,220
It is already out just came out.

727
00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:04,120
Yeah, yeah, so that's fine.

728
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,220
This is how time works.

729
00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:07,400
That's how time works.

730
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,660
Ghost of Christmas present.

731
00:40:08,660 --> 00:40:09,800
Yeah, it's my favorite.

732
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,260
Kicking him in the balls, punching him.

733
00:40:11,260 --> 00:40:13,700
That's right. That's where I'm at.

734
00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:16,300
Didn't know his assistant's husband was killed.

735
00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:17,700
Damn, that's oh, yeah.

736
00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:19,000
He didn't know. He didn't know.

737
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,100
He didn't know.

738
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:21,600
He thought she was just wearing black.

739
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,340
Yeah. For a year. Oh, God.

740
00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:24,040
He didn't know that.

741
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,840
It's like her husband was murdered, bro, like in front of her child.

742
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:30,740
And that's why it doesn't talk like, holy shit, you know nothing.

743
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:31,980
What a dick.

744
00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:35,480
That's a weird family thing

745
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:39,220
where they all blow raspberries on their grown ass brother's chest. Yeah.

746
00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:43,120
I'm like, and I don't like the Bill Murray.

747
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,220
Does he use that later?

748
00:40:45,220 --> 00:40:46,260
He's like, I love it.

749
00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:48,660
I love when we rose raspberries on each other.

750
00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:50,500
Well, because he does it to Bobcat later.

751
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,840
And I'm going to start doing this now.

752
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,040
I'm going to be this guy now. So weird.

753
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,200
Such a weird take to take away from that.

754
00:40:57,500 --> 00:41:00,500
Oh, God, I wanted Bobcat to kill him so bad.

755
00:41:01,180 --> 00:41:04,040
I love when he's singing and doing the firing and everything.

756
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,380
Like, it's just so much fun. Yeah, that's that whole.

757
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,580
And I did write down that bit.

758
00:41:08,580 --> 00:41:09,920
That bitch hit me with a toaster.

759
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,980
I just wasn't there yet. I know it's.

760
00:41:12,980 --> 00:41:15,480
In the sewer. Where are we? Trump Tower.

761
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,820
That's a line like that aged appropriately

762
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:25,560
to Frank, best brother a guy could have on a handmade

763
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,460
picture frame lies.

764
00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:32,600
He knows it. Frank knows it.

765
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,840
What is he doing? He should just said Merry Christmas.

766
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,400
Best wishes. Love you, brother.

767
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,140
His brother loved him as a good little brother.

768
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,240
Loving his older brother, but best brother of all time.

769
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:44,700
His only brother, but best brother of all time.

770
00:41:44,780 --> 00:41:47,580
If he only had one brother, that's the best brother you ever had.

771
00:41:47,580 --> 00:41:50,080
Well, my granddaughter, she's my favorite granddaughter all the time.

772
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,580
The only granddaughter I have.

773
00:41:51,580 --> 00:41:53,180
The only one I got.

774
00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:55,020
I have two sisters. Yeah.

775
00:41:55,020 --> 00:41:57,380
Not my favorite sisters.

776
00:41:57,380 --> 00:41:59,360
Neither one. Neither one.

777
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,720
No, I mean, I definitely have a favorite sister.

778
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,200
No, I mean, I have other I have other sisters.

779
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,660
I'd probably pick a spade like other

780
00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:10,700
friend sisters or whatever.

781
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,540
Or even other people's sisters.

782
00:42:12,540 --> 00:42:14,740
Yeah, but that's more.

783
00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:18,340
I feel like that's that the family dynamic has kind of changed

784
00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:19,040
throughout the years.

785
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,940
I feel like the 80s was like very much like blood as family.

786
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:25,480
Whereas like your family, the intermediate family 90s is kind of 90s.

787
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,360
2000s is kind of when we change it to like we pick our families.

788
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,620
Now, the blended families, extended families and friends of family.

789
00:42:31,620 --> 00:42:34,420
I think maybe that's a reflection on our families because

790
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,300
man, them girls at work, they're close. Yeah.

791
00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:40,400
Yeah, they're very close. Yeah.

792
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,000
No, it's I guess just to each family, their own. Yeah. Yeah.

793
00:42:44,140 --> 00:42:47,340
Yeah. I like hanging out with my friends more than my sisters, I guess. Yeah.

794
00:42:47,540 --> 00:42:49,880
So I didn't spend a lot of time with them. Yeah.

795
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,480
And now I live in a different state.

796
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,020
So and then, you know, I never call and it's part of being an adult.

797
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:57,920
Yeah. How often do you talk to your sister? Not very often.

798
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,200
What's your brother? Once a year, I'm going to go.

799
00:43:00,660 --> 00:43:03,220
This will be I haven't talked about brother in literally three years

800
00:43:03,220 --> 00:43:06,040
until I go, we're going in March to his daughter's wedding.

801
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:09,160
You know, I mean, I mean, I'll say something on Facebook or whatever.

802
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,680
But as far as like calling on the phone or whatever, we don't do that.

803
00:43:11,740 --> 00:43:14,180
My youngest sister will call me occasionally.

804
00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:15,880
Just like, hey, how are you doing?

805
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,540
We haven't talked in a while. Yeah.

806
00:43:17,540 --> 00:43:18,980
Hope you're doing well. It's just weird to me.

807
00:43:18,980 --> 00:43:20,380
I don't know what it is. Yeah.

808
00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:22,580
It's like what it is. It's like friends checking in.

809
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,320
It's like a friend that used to have. Yeah.

810
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:29,460
That but you're required to keep in your life.

811
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,420
They talk to my wife more often, though, I would say.

812
00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:35,200
My wife keeps in contact with everybody for me.

813
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,000
Like, I don't want to talk on the phone.

814
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,540
I hate the phone is part of my problem.

815
00:43:38,540 --> 00:43:41,300
Talk to my buddies on the phone occasionally, like once a month,

816
00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:44,100
once every two weeks. But I talk to my parents all the time.

817
00:43:44,340 --> 00:43:46,300
Yeah, I like them.

818
00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:47,880
Yeah, I talk to my dad a lot on the phone.

819
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,980
I like my one of my sisters. Pretty cool.

820
00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:54,480
Anyway, this is all right, Frank.

821
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,560
Baham. Baham.

822
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,200
I like how the ghost of Christmas

823
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,620
future comes out of the TV was a cool transition.

824
00:44:04,700 --> 00:44:07,740
No security for like eight shotgun blasts.

825
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,800
So we're going on.

826
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:13,500
They got the the fastest elevator door of all time.

827
00:44:13,780 --> 00:44:16,080
He jumps into the elevator and it closes immediately

828
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:21,120
before Bobcat can get a shot off. Yeah. OK. Without hitting any buttons.

829
00:44:21,740 --> 00:44:23,040
Yeah. Yeah.

830
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:27,780
Did they air this live on Christmas where it ends at midnight?

831
00:44:28,380 --> 00:44:30,020
Because that's how they're sort of framing it.

832
00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:34,700
They're like they're like Christmas is like Christmas is in 12 minutes or whatever.

833
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,520
I'm like, what does that mean? Is it mean midnight?

834
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:40,060
So this went on from like nine to midnight.

835
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,940
Probably. You know, you say it's something in the theaters.

836
00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:47,800
I'm talking about the live production of Scrooge that Frank Cross was putting on.

837
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,340
Was that airing nine to midnight?

838
00:44:50,340 --> 00:44:52,540
Like nine to midnight New York time, maybe. OK.

839
00:44:52,540 --> 00:44:54,640
Like, isn't he got the West Coast that's earlier?

840
00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:58,480
Yeah, I just thought it was weird.

841
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:04,420
When future ghost is done with him, he checks the time and says, yeah, a quarter till.

842
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,060
Have we missed it? Yeah.

843
00:45:06,060 --> 00:45:08,300
So that's like it's a quarter. So that's why.

844
00:45:08,300 --> 00:45:14,540
How can they slow motion follow a flipped coin in a live production?

845
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:19,280
Yeah. I'm just saying the coin flips from Scrooge.

846
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,620
You follow the coin and then it lands in the kids.

847
00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:25,760
They the only thing I could think of is that they use.

848
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:29,200
That's the one sheet that they did, or maybe they had a few cheats, but it was like a

849
00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:33,100
three shot pre-recorded coin in the air.

850
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,400
And then they just used that. Sure.

851
00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:37,600
And then that could have worked.

852
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,680
I didn't think about the power of editing Saturday, not lifestyle.

853
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,840
Yes. Yeah. The SS Minnow.

854
00:45:45,180 --> 00:45:46,680
And answering the question.

855
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:51,280
Yeah. During the speech at the end, that opens up a weird idea

856
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,080
that ghosts are real and that he could prove it.

857
00:45:54,780 --> 00:45:57,860
So like he he can go to his brother and he's like,

858
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,600
can I tell you how I knew about the SS Minnow?

859
00:46:00,860 --> 00:46:03,220
His brother be like, OK, he's like, great.

860
00:46:03,220 --> 00:46:06,400
I totally got Scrooge.

861
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,260
They I got visited by some ghosts.

862
00:46:08,260 --> 00:46:10,140
One of them was ghost Christmas present.

863
00:46:10,140 --> 00:46:12,800
I watched your guys is like little game.

864
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:14,340
Like I watched it happen.

865
00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:15,800
Brothers like, no, you did it.

866
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,480
I was like, how the fuck do you think not what?

867
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:23,680
20 minutes later, I'm on live TV and I'm saying like SS Minnow, buddy.

868
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:25,780
Like talking about the gift. I got you.

869
00:46:25,780 --> 00:46:27,760
Yeah. Talking about the gift.

870
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:33,160
Bro, like that, that's Scrooge to Scrooge to is really the world.

871
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,360
Ghostbusters one. Yeah.

872
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,900
So he comes he dedicates his life to the study of ghosts

873
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:47,940
after meeting three of them and being done with the TV game

874
00:46:47,940 --> 00:46:49,840
because he's like kind of over it or whatever.

875
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:50,940
I don't know. I like that idea.

876
00:46:50,940 --> 00:46:52,540
Yeah, I like the idea.

877
00:46:52,540 --> 00:46:56,980
My my only rewrite of this movie, honestly, is to make Bill Murray not.

878
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:00,780
I'm going to go through all that and still be a fucking ass.

879
00:47:00,780 --> 00:47:04,520
People. So you don't want the Christmas carol.

880
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,820
Yeah, just want to know. I want him to try.

881
00:47:06,820 --> 00:47:08,320
I want him to like try.

882
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,560
And then he gets the and he's like, now fuck all y'all.

883
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,320
He just reverts right back to it.

884
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:18,900
When Elliot fires a shotgun in the booth and tells them all to party,

885
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,500
there's an overweight lady

886
00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:23,060
who cries while doing a chicken dance in the very front.

887
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,540
It's very distracting, very funny.

888
00:47:25,540 --> 00:47:27,340
But there's just this lady going,

889
00:47:27,340 --> 00:47:31,480
she's just crying and she's flapping her arms up and down.

890
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,880
And she's so scared she's going to die.

891
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,320
That's fucking hilarious.

892
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,160
The censor lady rape kisses Lionel Luther

893
00:47:41,260 --> 00:47:45,160
Bryce. He definitely does not want her tied up.

894
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,820
He's tied up and she aggressively goes after him.

895
00:47:48,820 --> 00:47:50,720
She's heavily concussed.

896
00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:51,960
I will give her that excuse.

897
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,240
She's been beat to shit this entire fucking movie.

898
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:57,520
She's not in her right mind.

899
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:01,320
The speech he gives at the end is basically a very Murray Christmas.

900
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:04,160
That's kind of the vibe you get when you watch that other Netflix show.

901
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:08,060
Is it coming out like, hey, all right, you know, like, let's do Christmas.

902
00:48:08,060 --> 00:48:09,900
Like when he's talking to the audience.

903
00:48:09,900 --> 00:48:11,100
It's a part of the movie. I hate it.

904
00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:12,400
Yeah, we'll get it. Yeah.

905
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,360
I think that's all ad libbed a lot or a lot of it's ad libbed.

906
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,800
He did a lot of ad libbing in this movie.

907
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,340
I know him and the director fought a lot.

908
00:48:20,340 --> 00:48:23,080
Like after the movie came out, he was like, Bill Murray said,

909
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,240
this could have been a great movie, but they left a lot on the floor.

910
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:27,180
Bill Murray fought with the director every time.

911
00:48:27,180 --> 00:48:29,820
I can't imagine every director he works with.

912
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:32,180
He said that this could have been great, but he left a lot.

913
00:48:32,180 --> 00:48:33,260
They left a lot on the floor.

914
00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:35,460
Yeah. We have the rated R cut of this.

915
00:48:36,180 --> 00:48:39,660
The Snyder cut would be awesome.

916
00:48:39,660 --> 00:48:44,400
I there's a scene where she gets in the so.

917
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:48,400
So Claire gets in the ghost taxi cab again,

918
00:48:48,900 --> 00:48:51,240
really opening up the possibility of ghost shit.

919
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:55,880
And she says, can you get me to the IBC tower in five minutes?

920
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,140
He says, yes, sweetheart. Which floor?

921
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,220
At that point, I get out of the cab.

922
00:49:01,380 --> 00:49:03,280
Yeah. Because I'm like, what do you mean?

923
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:04,420
Driving into the building.

924
00:49:04,420 --> 00:49:05,560
Are you going to kill us?

925
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,980
Are you about to 9-11 us before we knew what that was?

926
00:49:09,820 --> 00:49:14,520
If I was watching the Scrooge special as a regular person

927
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:18,960
watching the live Scrooge special with Buddy Hackett and all that stuff

928
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:24,100
with Mary Lou Redden, I would be so fucking pissed

929
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:29,000
with Bill Murray coming out and having this weird personal

930
00:49:29,180 --> 00:49:33,140
talking to his brother, getting the cast involved, laughing.

931
00:49:33,180 --> 00:49:35,680
Hey, we're all having fun here. Hey, look, it's just a production.

932
00:49:35,940 --> 00:49:37,620
Look at all the behind the scenes shit.

933
00:49:37,620 --> 00:49:38,480
Like I got trouble.

934
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,760
I almost stapled reindeer to things.

935
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:45,220
You just paid three hundred dollars for this ticket to watch me go off.

936
00:49:45,620 --> 00:49:47,460
Yeah. Yeah.

937
00:49:47,460 --> 00:49:51,160
And so he's just he's I mean, he's basically just he ruins

938
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:55,200
the Scrooge production, even though everyone loves it at the end,

939
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,960
which that's the most unrealistic part.

940
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:02,300
Yes, Mike, him coming out and doing the speech is the worst part of this movie.

941
00:50:02,940 --> 00:50:04,400
I wish it didn't end this way.

942
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,880
I wish that he didn't come out and ruined the live special.

943
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,540
I wish that he.

944
00:50:09,980 --> 00:50:11,120
Tag a scene on the end.

945
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,120
This is what happened. This is how you end it.

946
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:14,480
This is how you end it.

947
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:18,220
He gets done with Ghost of Christmas Future.

948
00:50:19,180 --> 00:50:24,560
He is about to walk into the studio as it's about to do the big finale

949
00:50:24,660 --> 00:50:26,620
and he can take all the credit.

950
00:50:26,620 --> 00:50:32,300
And then instead, he stops at the doorway and he goes, no,

951
00:50:33,140 --> 00:50:34,160
there's something more important.

952
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,440
And he turns around.

953
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,800
And then as he's going to go find Claire at the home of Selzer,

954
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,300
she finds him out front.

955
00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:42,380
That's how you end it. Right.

956
00:50:42,380 --> 00:50:43,640
That's a much sweeter ending.

957
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,520
Because that way he's not doing like this hokey

958
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,440
talk in the fucking audience of the movie.

959
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:48,920
I felt we got no sweetness in the end.

960
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,680
There's a story to start out, Charles.

961
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,280
In other words, like the story.

962
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,180
Yeah, we got none of that sweet ending to the story.

963
00:50:55,180 --> 00:50:56,020
We got it.

964
00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:59,020
It takes Claire up on on on.

965
00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:00,520
It's like, hey, give me kiss, baby.

966
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,820
And she's like, I don't want to do this right now.

967
00:51:02,820 --> 00:51:06,960
And then the talk to the audience in the theaters, which was stupid, stupid,

968
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:10,500
because maybe maybe it wasn't if you saw it in the theaters the first time.

969
00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:12,360
But that's one time.

970
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,680
And then every rewatch of this, you're like, who the fuck is he talking to?

971
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,080
I was in here with me and my wife, watch this movie.

972
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:22,120
Now all the girls, now all the boys shut the fuck up.

973
00:51:23,020 --> 00:51:25,580
Yeah. Bill Murray addressing the audience of the theaters.

974
00:51:25,620 --> 00:51:27,280
Us is weird.

975
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:31,520
I wonder if people actually sing that in the theaters.

976
00:51:32,180 --> 00:51:33,560
I cannot imagine it.

977
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:34,960
Yeah, I don't think so.

978
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,720
You know, it's crazy is that it would probably only take one or two people

979
00:51:39,460 --> 00:51:41,960
to start it, to really get it going. Yeah.

980
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:45,920
Yeah. Like, uh, but who's brave enough to do that?

981
00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:47,600
Is that so weird?

982
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,160
It was theater kids.

983
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:50,960
Yeah. Theater kids. I bet if there were some theater kids,

984
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,900
you could maybe get a group of people that would do it together.

985
00:51:54,340 --> 00:51:59,380
But in a general average movie theater, I imagine if it's like if if if they were

986
00:51:59,380 --> 00:52:02,080
hoping that this movie would get the cult following, like, you know,

987
00:52:02,540 --> 00:52:04,580
a Rocky Horror picture film, things like that.

988
00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:06,180
It was a Rocky Horror show.

989
00:52:06,180 --> 00:52:08,120
Everybody's singing horror picture film. Yeah.

990
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,420
Rock Rocky Horror.

991
00:52:09,420 --> 00:52:11,020
The prequel to Rocky Horror picture.

992
00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:14,520
Yeah. The Rocky Horror picture film.

993
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:18,400
Documentary about your vision.

994
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:19,700
I just found it really bad.

995
00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:21,300
Took me out of everything else.

996
00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:23,560
I was like, oh, well, this sucks.

997
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,460
Yeah, it's like it's like they didn't stick the landing.

998
00:52:26,740 --> 00:52:29,640
I'll give you very it was very amateurish.

999
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,440
It shows that he changed his ways.

1000
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:35,080
He's giving he gives his assistant a raise that she deserves and the bonus.

1001
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:38,380
And, you know, calls his brother out and says, you know, I need to be better.

1002
00:52:38,380 --> 00:52:42,260
Like it's it shows that he changed and he grew. I love what they're doing.

1003
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:46,420
My favorite thing is when he above that speech is him talking to his brother

1004
00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:49,760
through the TV. Like that's super fucking sweet and awesome.

1005
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:53,000
Yeah. This movie's 95 percent perfect.

1006
00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:55,300
I think the comedy's there.

1007
00:52:55,460 --> 00:52:57,640
I think the makeup and effects are there.

1008
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,740
I think the acting is there.

1009
00:52:59,740 --> 00:53:01,240
I think the story's there.

1010
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:04,600
I think it's a great parallel of like he's a Scrooge,

1011
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,080
but he's not named Scrooge putting on a Scrooge performance.

1012
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:10,140
It's so good, so nuanced.

1013
00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:13,120
All these things that make him kind of meta before meta. Yes.

1014
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,980
Yeah. Any any any also?

1015
00:53:15,980 --> 00:53:18,980
The way he's an asshole throughout this,

1016
00:53:19,860 --> 00:53:22,320
still, he's kind of likable.

1017
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,720
Like you can tell why he got Murray, right?

1018
00:53:24,860 --> 00:53:26,400
You can tell how he got to where he was.

1019
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,740
Thank God it wasn't who they offered to originally, Michael Keaton. Yeah.

1020
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:32,000
This would not have worked with my.

1021
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,700
I love my key. I love Michael Keaton.

1022
00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:35,040
She's got the right part.

1023
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,780
He's too nice. Totally different movie. Yeah, I don't know.

1024
00:53:38,140 --> 00:53:39,740
I mean, it would be a different movie. Yes.

1025
00:53:39,740 --> 00:53:42,180
He plays a good asshole, but not as good as Bill Murray.

1026
00:53:42,740 --> 00:53:43,940
Not as good at that.

1027
00:53:43,940 --> 00:53:47,680
And not as face is not. Yeah, it's just not the wrong way.

1028
00:53:47,980 --> 00:53:49,280
It's just not. It's more dramatic.

1029
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,680
So Johnny Dangerously was a pretty funny movie.

1030
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,780
I was slapstick.

1031
00:53:53,780 --> 00:53:56,720
Ashley Dancy, who we should have on soon.

1032
00:53:57,100 --> 00:53:59,760
Last night when we were hanging out the show, she said,

1033
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,040
Michael Keaton, she's like, you know, Michael Keaton.

1034
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,740
I'm like, yes, I know.

1035
00:54:05,740 --> 00:54:08,400
And she's like and she's like and I was just like, what are you talking?

1036
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,480
Mr. Mom talking.

1037
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:13,400
And I was about to say multiplicity, but then she's like a movie called

1038
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,340
multiplicity. I was like, yeah, I know.

1039
00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:18,240
They're all clones.

1040
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,580
And she's like, yeah. And I was like, and they fuck his wife.

1041
00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:23,920
Yeah. Yeah. And then she said earlier,

1042
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,980
this is just a interesting exchange.

1043
00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:29,620
But I heard her wrong.

1044
00:54:29,620 --> 00:54:30,760
We were talking about strip clubs.

1045
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,000
And she's like, the one thing you got to look for strip clubs

1046
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,620
are her beats.

1047
00:54:34,620 --> 00:54:37,500
And I was like and I had to I didn't want to say anything.

1048
00:54:37,740 --> 00:54:41,200
So I turned to Kentucky. I was like.

1049
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,140
What the hell are our bees?

1050
00:54:43,140 --> 00:54:44,900
And she's like, what do you mean? I was like, I was like,

1051
00:54:44,900 --> 00:54:46,940
as strip club, you go look up for her bees.

1052
00:54:46,940 --> 00:54:48,680
She's like herpes.

1053
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,680
I was like, oh, fucking idiot.

1054
00:54:52,180 --> 00:54:54,840
Such a fucking moron.

1055
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,420
But I wanted to be one of the cool kids.

1056
00:54:56,420 --> 00:54:57,580
I don't want to embarrass myself.

1057
00:54:57,580 --> 00:54:58,680
That's why I turned to Kentucky.

1058
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,980
So hopefully we'll have them on soon.

1059
00:55:00,980 --> 00:55:03,080
I give this a B. I mean, it's a solid B.

1060
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,660
It would get a B plus for me.

1061
00:55:04,660 --> 00:55:06,960
I think if it wasn't for that last ending part.

1062
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,860
But other than that, this is a solid of a fun

1063
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:15,000
for adults and teens

1064
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:17,340
Christmas movie.

1065
00:55:17,340 --> 00:55:18,940
You know, it's not a kids Christmas movie.

1066
00:55:18,940 --> 00:55:20,340
It's not Jingle All the Way.

1067
00:55:20,340 --> 00:55:21,600
And that's great.

1068
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,300
Like Jingle All the Way had its charm.

1069
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:26,080
Scrooge has its charm.

1070
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:27,980
It's less charming.

1071
00:55:27,980 --> 00:55:30,420
That's the thing. It's not charming.

1072
00:55:30,420 --> 00:55:32,380
It's kind of that's the thing with it.

1073
00:55:32,380 --> 00:55:35,460
It almost it has so much negative to it.

1074
00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:37,280
I don't mean the movie itself.

1075
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,620
I'm just saying it's it's got negative feels in the movie.

1076
00:55:39,820 --> 00:55:42,400
Yeah. It doesn't feel like Christmas.

1077
00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:46,560
Yeah. That's my only that and the ending are my two issues with this movie.

1078
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,140
It's not bad.

1079
00:55:48,140 --> 00:55:49,340
But it's not to me.

1080
00:55:49,340 --> 00:55:51,940
It doesn't feel like Christmas.

1081
00:55:51,940 --> 00:55:54,300
You know, that that warm Christmas feeling.

1082
00:55:54,300 --> 00:55:56,180
I would if somebody had the argument.

1083
00:55:56,180 --> 00:55:58,180
And I think that's because they were in the ending.

1084
00:55:58,180 --> 00:55:59,780
It's Scrooge to Christmas movie.

1085
00:55:59,780 --> 00:56:01,340
I would maybe argue maybe not.

1086
00:56:01,340 --> 00:56:03,420
Maybe not. Yeah. But it kind of is.

1087
00:56:03,420 --> 00:56:05,280
Kind of is. Yeah. It's kind of like Die Hard.

1088
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:06,980
It's sad at Christmas. Yeah.

1089
00:56:06,980 --> 00:56:08,580
But it's not a Christmas movie.

1090
00:56:08,580 --> 00:56:11,320
You know what I mean? It's like you give it as a grade out of our.

1091
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:15,560
By the way, until we change our until we change our our our

1092
00:56:16,220 --> 00:56:18,200
B is as high as it gets with us.

1093
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,060
Right. So that was really an A.

1094
00:56:20,060 --> 00:56:22,960
So B, C, D, E or B, C, D, F.

1095
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,240
And then we have W for waste of time if it gets that bad.

1096
00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:30,140
So we only do B movies typically, even though this isn't one.

1097
00:56:30,140 --> 00:56:32,220
It doesn't matter. Our whole thing is fucked.

1098
00:56:32,220 --> 00:56:33,220
It's changing.

1099
00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:36,520
You know, we love you nor a grading system for a few more weeks.

1100
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:39,360
Yeah. A few more episodes until the end of the year. Yeah.

1101
00:56:41,020 --> 00:56:42,720
So, yeah, B is my highest.

1102
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:44,660
So C, you said? OK.

1103
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,400
Yeah, I mean, I definitely give it.

1104
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:48,800
If that was.

1105
00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:52,300
It's OK. It'll average out, Andy.

1106
00:56:52,300 --> 00:56:54,200
I give it a B as well. Nice.

1107
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,140
It's a solid movie. It's definitely one of those ones.

1108
00:56:56,140 --> 00:56:58,180
I love it. Yeah, I love it.

1109
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,480
Even even the ending. I enjoy it.

1110
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:04,640
I enjoy the kind of just silly quirkiness of the conversing with the audience

1111
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,640
and telling everybody, stop watching the fucking TV.

1112
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,380
Go spend time with family. It's Christmas.

1113
00:57:08,380 --> 00:57:09,720
What are you doing?

1114
00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:12,660
You know, which is it's true because every year at Christmas,

1115
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:16,660
you always have the TV on, but it's usually just background noise.

1116
00:57:16,660 --> 00:57:21,060
Like you kind of it's always Christmas story or something along those lines,

1117
00:57:21,060 --> 00:57:24,200
playing 24 hours and you just kind of catch bits and pieces of it.

1118
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,540
Except, of course, this year, we're at Christmas on Christmas Day.

1119
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:31,400
Yeah, I'm going to have to tell my whole family to sit down and shut the fuck up.

1120
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:34,140
There's a football football game.

1121
00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:36,920
Oh, the chiefs play this Christmas play on Christmas Day.

1122
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:38,580
Is there usually a Christmas game?

1123
00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:41,320
Yeah, it is, but it's usually some bullshit game that means nothing.

1124
00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:44,680
And this year, they have like an important game on two big teams,

1125
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,980
chiefs and Steelers on Christmas, like the number one and two seed.

1126
00:57:47,980 --> 00:57:50,500
They're probably going to be playing for the one seed for playoffs.

1127
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:52,700
It's like going to be a big game.

1128
00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:55,040
And of course, after watching, which I don't know if any of you did

1129
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:57,760
the boxing match. Oh, I watched my wife did.

1130
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,700
It was all shit. Yeah. What a boring fight.

1131
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:02,840
Well, not only that, they couldn't.

1132
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,340
The streaming was boring.

1133
00:58:04,340 --> 00:58:06,900
Oh, yeah. It was funny. Austin and I were watching.

1134
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:10,620
It's just like, God, the quality was like it's a fucking potato.

1135
00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:13,080
It was it was great until the main event. Yeah.

1136
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:14,320
It's oh, yeah. Yeah.

1137
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,460
Once everybody turned it on, it was like, yeah.

1138
00:58:16,460 --> 00:58:18,320
Once the main fight started, it went to shit.

1139
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,820
Yeah, that was one of the most boring fights ever.

1140
00:58:20,820 --> 00:58:23,060
Yeah. My wife said the fight before was much.

1141
00:58:23,060 --> 00:58:24,300
It was great. The girl fight.

1142
00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:26,220
The girl fight was great. Yeah, that's what she said.

1143
00:58:26,220 --> 00:58:27,500
She said they were bad asses.

1144
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:30,260
It's like they're one of them was bleeding the whole time.

1145
00:58:30,260 --> 00:58:32,260
And they were she was like, they're going to stop the fight.

1146
00:58:32,260 --> 00:58:34,400
But she doesn't want them to. Yeah.

1147
00:58:34,700 --> 00:58:36,840
That's cool. I didn't watch the fight before.

1148
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:38,580
We just got back from the show. Yeah.

1149
00:58:38,580 --> 00:58:40,880
And then we turned on the Tysif I were just sitting just bored.

1150
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,720
Just thinking like, dude, it sucks. There must have been.

1151
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,140
It was when I hear the word rigged.

1152
00:58:46,180 --> 00:58:49,260
Now I think like, yeah, I mean, Jake Paul should have knocked his ass out.

1153
00:58:49,260 --> 00:58:52,980
Should like like should not Mike Tyson out at that point.

1154
00:58:53,060 --> 00:58:55,300
At that point in the fight once it was interesting fight

1155
00:58:55,300 --> 00:58:59,660
because if you watched it at the beginning, yeah, Tyson rocked him.

1156
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,360
Oh, yeah. At the very beginning of the fight.

1157
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,060
Round one, Tyson rocked him once.

1158
00:59:03,060 --> 00:59:05,640
And you could tell at that point. And then he backed off.

1159
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:07,940
And then he got tired after that.

1160
00:59:07,940 --> 00:59:11,300
I think they had certain rules to well, hit him in the face.

1161
00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:13,080
I think, oh, yeah, they didn't.

1162
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:16,080
But their only rule, I think they had that rule kind of.

1163
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:17,620
Yeah, they between them.

1164
00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:18,780
They were collecting a bag.

1165
00:59:18,780 --> 00:59:21,020
Yeah, I think they were collecting a bag. Yeah.

1166
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:22,520
Forty million dollars.

1167
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:24,220
Like, come on. Yeah.

1168
00:59:24,220 --> 00:59:25,320
Keep our faces pretty.

1169
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:27,300
Oh, whatever.

1170
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:27,900
No, it's funny.

1171
00:59:27,900 --> 00:59:31,100
I went by the other store at one point to get something.

1172
00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:35,940
And it was while the main event was on and I get there and they were dead.

1173
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:40,440
And like we were busy up until about right before the main event started.

1174
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:43,880
And they were only at like twenty five hundred for the day.

1175
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,880
But they were playing the fight in there.

1176
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:47,480
And I get there. It's the seventh round.

1177
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:49,520
Like the end of the seventh round, the eighth about start.

1178
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:52,080
I'm like, they both look like fresh. Yeah.

1179
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:53,660
They look tired, but they look fresh.

1180
00:59:53,660 --> 00:59:55,920
Like this sucks. No damage. Yeah. Yeah.

1181
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,160
Weren't even trying. No. No damage.

1182
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:00,900
There's like not one of them was leaving with a black eye.

1183
01:00:01,020 --> 01:00:02,000
Yeah. It's like nothing.

1184
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:06,140
Just lead up. Just I want to I would want to rearrange Mike Tyson's face tattoo.

1185
01:00:06,140 --> 01:00:08,360
You know, like make it not look right after you're done with them.

1186
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:13,040
But, you know, or Jake Paul just fucking break, break him.

1187
01:00:13,340 --> 01:00:16,580
So he can't influence shit in a hospital broken from the back.

1188
01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:19,020
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1189
01:00:19,020 --> 01:00:21,200
You have to shit in a fucking bag for now on.

1190
01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:25,300
But anyway, that's how we like to end our Christmas episodes

1191
01:00:25,300 --> 01:00:28,460
is with a little bit of current pop culture

1192
01:00:28,740 --> 01:00:30,800
that's going to age just like this movie.

1193
01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:32,900
Yes. Sort of poorly.

1194
01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:34,500
They're like, why are you talking about this now?

1195
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:35,500
That was months ago.

1196
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,940
Months ago was last month. Yeah.

1197
01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:42,520
But anyway, so bah humbug and all that with this has been another exciting

1198
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:46,620
camp, eight crazy nights of Christmas over four or four or 14.

1199
01:00:46,660 --> 01:00:48,760
And we're not we're not.

1200
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:49,720
We can't do math.

1201
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:52,640
I don't even know when this was this could be the last one, the first one.

1202
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:53,440
Who knows?

1203
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,040
So when I say another, it could be.

1204
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:59,700
And thank you for joining us on the first or and this has been our final.

1205
01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:00,680
I don't think it's our final.

1206
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:02,800
Yeah. Final one is actually eight crazy nights.

1207
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:06,980
And we don't we don't know that that's our final one because we filmed that.

1208
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,220
We recorded that a year ago.

1209
01:01:09,220 --> 01:01:11,320
Yeah. So they don't have it yet.

1210
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,860
No, I've asked Jesse a thousand fucking.

1211
01:01:13,860 --> 01:01:17,360
Oh, no. With me as always, it's Brennan.

1212
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:21,360
All I want for Christmas.

1213
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:22,160
Wait.

1214
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:25,800
How does that song go?

1215
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,540
You're trying to be Mariah Carey.

1216
01:01:27,540 --> 01:01:29,500
But how does it go?

1217
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:30,700
Oh, oh.

1218
01:01:33,580 --> 01:01:34,780
How does the song go?

1219
01:01:34,780 --> 01:01:36,340
All I want for Christmas is you.

1220
01:01:36,340 --> 01:01:39,840
All I want for Christmas

1221
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:42,640
is Shipley up to Boston.

1222
01:01:44,180 --> 01:01:45,940
I don't think you'll hear the eight crazy nights.

1223
01:01:45,940 --> 01:01:47,480
Sorry, people.

1224
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:50,020
Yeah, we're really, really trying.

1225
01:01:50,020 --> 01:01:55,360
And with us as always, it is Michael Bobcat Goldwaite Larson.

1226
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:56,800
Have a good week, everybody.

1227
01:01:56,800 --> 01:02:00,160
I've been your host, Andy Rice.

1228
01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:02,700
This has been Fried Rice podcast.

1229
01:02:02,700 --> 01:02:07,560
This has been a Christmas special part of an eight crazy night series or so.

1230
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:10,740
Thank you. Good night.

1231
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:41,760
The high he's going to go on a tangent soon.

1232
01:02:42,700 --> 01:02:45,200
The guys are standing by.

1233
01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:48,700
It's a Friday, right? Christmas.

1234
01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:51,680
Let's all smoke some pot.

1235
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:55,820
We love all of our listeners.

1236
01:02:55,940 --> 01:02:58,280
You all mean a lot.

1237
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:01,220
It's a Friday, right?

1238
01:03:01,220 --> 01:03:03,520
Christmas. Oh, oh, oh.

1239
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:06,820
Oh, oh, oh.