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It's a fried rice Christmas, ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.

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Welcome everybody to another exciting Merry Christmas. Eight days, nights and Christmas.

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We're all over the goddamn place today. And today we are talking about a very special movie.

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It's How the Grinch Stole Christmas. This is night something of the eight crazy nights of Christmas.

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Hope we're not offending any Jewish people out there by using the whole eight nights thing.

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I've thought about that the other day and that's definitely like a Hanukkah specific thing.

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We're using it just for Christmas. But really this is just well we didn't pick any other movies besides Christmas movies.

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So it's not a holiday representation. But we are ending with the Hanukkah movie.

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Doesn't matter with me as always is he lives three hours away, spent the night tonight.

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And still it's Austin had to drive five minutes to be here. Farrell. Hi.

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No, check me out on. Check me out on sadness.com. What's that about last night? Yeah.

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Well, I guess we can. No, we're not going to. Other.

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We can use this even though this releases several months from now. I'm still I'm still going to be feeling myself.

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OK, well, when this comes out, just I want to know. OK, all right.

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Moving on with us as always. It's Michael. He looks like if Santa Claus was on vacation and just kind of

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Christmas in June, sort of is what your. Oh, let's have a luau.

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Larsen and with this as always, it is Brennan.

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All I want for Christmas is my two front Brennan's my two front Brennan's my two front Brennan's.

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I think this is how that goes. Oh, no. Last night I saw Santa Claus kissing Brennan.

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Shipley up to Boston. That's right. Santa loved it. Brennan got run over by rain here.

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And I'm Andy Rice. This is Fried Rice podcast. Let's get fried.

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All right, everybody. How the Grinch stole Christmas starring Jim Carrey.

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We're doing the Jim Carrey version. And this is my kid's favorite version of the Grinch, I believe.

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Is it really? They like this one and they really like the illumination got a Benedict Cumberbatch.

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My granddaughter loves the illumination one and she hated it.

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I love I love Tyler, the creator's rendition of the Grinch.

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That's that's a great version of the song. Yeah, I didn't.

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I don't like when the Grinch sings the song himself because it's a little too self-referential

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for the Grinch himself to be like, you're a mean I'm a mean one, Mr.

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Grinch. Like, what was that? I mean, well, I mean, he's a crazy person.

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Played by a crazy person. I don't think he plays it so well.

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I don't think Grinch is crazy.

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Not if you consider the actions and what the Whovilles do.

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If anything, the Whovilles know it's a reaction. That's my problem with this movie.

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But the but the Whoville residents, I think of the crazy ones, they're the ones that literally

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at every hour leading up to Christmas, an alarm goes off. They're not as bad.

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They're not as bad as those people from that one episode you talk you showed us that

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20 minutes of claymation in the middle of an episode where the people give each other.

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They use ice as money and then it melts and then they just start over.

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They just live in their own little world. They're not.

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The Whovilles are a little bit better than that.

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Actually, ice money makes ice money.

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The fact that now you're crazy. Now you're crazy.

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Jack Frost, 1979's Jack Frost.

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The ice money economy is actually pretty robust for about three months out of the year.

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Polar ice caps are melting, Andy. It's not.

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There's gold in them there, Whovilles.

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My first note is I looked at the you got to admit set design.

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The world that he built is so Dr. Seuss. It's so the Grinch.

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It's so everything. He nailed it.

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Ron Howard, who directed this, they killed it.

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It looks like a winter wonderland. The Grinch looks great.

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The Whovilles. I'm going to call them the Whovilles, but that's not what they're called.

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The Whovillians. The Who's. The Who's. That makes sense.

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Yeah, I'll call them the Whovilles. I just let you do it.

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I just let you.

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The Whovillians is what I've been trying to say.

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But like, yeah, so the Who's are also very cool looking.

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So like my first note was even the clouds are sucified in this opening shot.

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You look up and the clouds look all twisty and turvy, which is turning.

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Oh, yeah, it's OK. You can keep it plugged in.

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I did have for future reference, if you use the gray one, that one's not plugged in it into the computer.

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But now I am cloning your phones.

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Great podcasting.

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Sorry. All right. So let's address the casual murder of of the way via sucking that guy up into the end of the tuba.

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So we see a we see a band walking through like a parade.

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And this guy has a tuba and a little who pops out of the tuba and starts playing his little thing.

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The guy sees him and he gets pissed and he starts sucking on his tuba so hard that this guy gets fucking murdered and sucked into a tuba and murdered.

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There's big who's and extremely tiny who's living simultaneously next to each other.

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You see like the little cars. They have like weird traffic patterns that just work.

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What's what are you what are you holding on to? I see your face.

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Everything I'm holding on to everything.

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No, no, as we go. What don't what what? It's not about specific part.

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It's about the feeling of the movie. It's not about the specific part.

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The reason I didn't like it has nothing to do with this little part here.

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This little part. I mean, there's some specific things. Yeah.

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Explain explain that because I know that there's some adult situations that I wrote down as well.

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But what child was sexualized? Not so much the children that the the mom.

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That's that is what I put up. So that was a big note that I had, which was the movie's too much.

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It looks just like your boss is what he says when we're getting the definition of how who's are born, I guess.

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They're delivered via stock sort of, even though it's like a basket with a with an umbrella and they land on the on the thing.

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So when I think that I feel like that was more of a like they got the wrong baby delivered versus a cheating joke.

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I think it was a cheater delivered by Storks literally followed 30 seconds later by a bunch of who's tossing keys into a into a bowl at a key party.

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And there's a lot of I guess that's more fart ass humor than it is.

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Some of it, except for the one I want to say, but I don't really know what to say.

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How about the part where there's the mayor's wife? Yeah.

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The mayor's wife shoving pudding into his mouth.

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And then one guy's like, that wasn't pudding. And he eats it. He goes, well, I wasn't.

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There's so much of it that's not a kid's movie.

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There's so much I don't I don't remember any of this. I remember a hot mom. Yeah.

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There's a lot of inappropriate. That's OK. So who looks like a nightmare hellscape was my third note.

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Every fucking minute they freak out because it's getting closer to Christmas.

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Like I think it was every minute, not every hour.

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It was like literally the clock struck another minute, one more minute closer to Christmas.

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And everyone just amps up their energy to buy more shit.

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Exactly what I said about that.

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To start with is even kids movies should have some semblance of logic and restraint.

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This movie has no restraint. Now, you know how you know how I am.

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I am a stickler for the rules that a movie sets up.

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I'm OK if a movie sets up insanity.

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If a movie tells me off off the bat, if it just goes like, hey, in this world, you know,

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there's tiny little people that can drive around in cars and there's regular sized who's right.

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Like, I get it. I don't question that for one bit.

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I don't even question that the Grinch is a green furry thing as opposed to just a regular who I'm assuming.

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He's some neighboring species that got mixed up in the like the because you've seen their male system.

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It's fucked. And they and you see the who's bullying him a lot.

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Oh, God, I don't think I've ever watched that.

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Five years ago. That one is much worse than this movie.

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That movie is the reason that they never made another live action Dr.

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It had nothing to do with the racism, does it?

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Not the racism is more of the sexual innuendos and like things like that.

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I heard about that. I've seen clips. Super heavy on.

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I also think it's one of the worst movies ever made just because of the.

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Well, there was a lot of things that happened throughout it as well.

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Plus, Mike Myers was kind of a dick and like he ad libbed a lot like Jim Carrey ad libbed a lot.

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This one difference is Jim Carrey is a lot better at ad libbing than Mike Myers.

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Well, Mike Myers is great, but he wasn't good at like dumbing it down for kids.

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Yeah, we're talking for kids. Right.

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His his ad libbing was more of like sexual innuendos for the adults to get, which is, you know, funny for the adults.

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But at the same time, it's like you watch it, you're like, holy fuck, this has been in this movie my whole life.

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Like, that's crazy. Austin Powers.

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Did you like that there was a movie named Austin Powers being on Austin?

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No, no. I every every day, Andy, every fucking day.

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And with the last name, Farrell, I got both the ends of my name just got constantly.

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Will Farrell call Farrell? Yeah, I did.

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Austin Powers, Austin, Texas, Austin from Boston. No, no.

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At least those are all cool things.

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Yeah, it gets annoying. Yeah, I bet.

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I'll sum it up in like I wrote one paragraph. I want to go just through a paragraph.

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Yeah, actually read because it's it's hard to get my thoughts out about this movie because they're so like

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almost angry that I showed it to my child.

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The film's biggest sin is its complete disregard for Dr. Seuss.

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This is not anything like the Dr. Seuss stories, books, other movies, whatever.

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It's loud, overblown, throws everything in but the kitchen sink, slapstick humor, fart jokes, pop culture references,

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and a bizarre subplot about the Gritch's childhood trauma.

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It's like they took a perfectly good children's book, injected with a gallon of Red Bull,

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took that story, force fed it steroids and crystal meth and set it loose in a tinsel factory.

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It's like a fever fever dream.

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Ass jokes constantly, a milk who wants to screw the Grinch, bullying, it all managed a BS spread throughout,

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including shaming Cindy Lu, which by itself is the worst part of this movie.

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They shamed her? They shamed the hell out of her when she first brought the film.

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The whole town did. You fucking bitch.

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None of that is in the story. None of that is in the other movies.

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Why'd you bring this fucking white green trash?

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Well, I will say this, the original How the Grinch Stole Christmas animated special, it's like 20 minutes long.

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The original story, it's for children, it's very small.

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Yeah, but they filled it with this crap. That's my problem.

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It's no longer the story.

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I guess though, what would you want them to do? Would you want saccharine sweet,

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over the top Christmassy for children vibes that we would get with a Peanuts movie?

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I want Jack Frost. I want the feeling I got when I watched Jack Frost.

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I get it, but like there's but you have to start chasing that high, chasing that Jack Frost.

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Chasing that Jack Frost. Wait till we get the jingle all the way. You'll be all right.

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Yeah, that's pretty saccharine. This particular movie. Yeah, but it's Christmas.

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It's not. I understand. If this was a Halloween movie, whatever.

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If this was a July 4th movie, whatever. It's a Christmas movie.

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And they made it into something completely that it's not.

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A lot of adult themes now that you use. That the story is not.

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So I would I would I would disagree that it OK.

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I agree that I don't think Seuss is original intent when he wrote How the Grinch Stole Christmas was to fucking get angry at capitalism and stuff.

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But I do. I kind of like that Ron Howard took the opportunity to take such a classic Christmas story.

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And if you really pay attention to the first half hour, forty five minutes of this,

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Christmas is a commercial, awful, spend all your fucking money, disaster of a holiday.

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What do we fucking do with our time? It's it's it's just people rushing around to buy each other shit that we don't need.

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It all ends up in the dump. Like it's fucking bullshit.

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But then I like that he the second half is is him being like, well, you really Christmas if you if the spirit of it is just to be with family.

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Right. Like that is what you don't need.

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This is why it didn't get an F or a W from me because it picks it up in the last part.

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It does. It says despite this overload of the hand fisted attempts, I didn't completely.

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There's moments to like there's moments to like Kerry's performance is amazing.

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There's no doubt. You can't say anything about Jim Carrey.

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I think they gave him and I'm going to say the same.

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This might be a hot take, but they gave him a little bit too much free rein, just like they gave Robin Williams too much free rein as the genie.

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In the first Aladdin, because here's the thing.

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Aladdin, unless the genie is a time to somebody do some silencing on their stuff.

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I won't point out who, but maybe the one thing.

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Yeah, Mike. And someone's going to do a super cut of me just nitpicking all of you being like, oh, it's bound to happen.

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And then we'll go back to the one two weeks ago where his phone did. It's going to be like Turkey Tom or Patrick C.C.

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They're just going to cut. Andy Rice is a narcissistic control freak.

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We'll do the other the other cut of the dryer. Yeah.

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Alarm. It's just going to be 20 minutes of. Oh, I wish it had gone off right there.

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If you if you had timed it perfectly.

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You may know all know Andy as the fun loving stoner that loves to talk about movies.

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But there's a darker side and it does like a lightning flash and it's like makes a picture of your face go negative and normal, negative and normal.

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If anyone out there is thinking I'm a fun loving stoner, they're not listening to this.

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I'm the most tightly wound narcissistic God complex. I hate myself.

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There's so much going. Don't like there's nothing fun loving over here.

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I stayed the night. He said, stay in that room and don't come out.

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I said, I was like, hey, Austin, you basically kidnapped me.

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I'm going to need you to stay in that room and not come out until the podcast starts around 12.

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And I got I listened, I got up in the morning.

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I like wrapped everything up and then I just kind of stood in different parts of the room until 1130.

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Hanging Randy in the closet. Great. I tell stuff like that.

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And she goes, she goes, can you imagine Andy without? Yeah. Oh, my God.

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Yeah, there's a reason I spoke so much of it. If I had to just sit alone with my thoughts that aren't dumbed down like,

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I start to fuck. I get self-destructive.

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If you took if you made all the weed in the world disappeared, all the seeds, all the plants, everything,

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Andy would just start smoking things in his spice cabinet. Yeah. Yeah.

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I would. Today's review, we're going to review smoking cumin.

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The weed went away. Cummins kind of funny. Is it coming?

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Just a tangent about common would be human coming.

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I mean, children's Christmas show. I like I like Whitney Cummings.

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There it is. So close.

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So, OK, you were so you're I get it has a nice a nice ending to it.

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So, yeah, it's a it's a straight up like fuck Christmas for the first 45 minutes.

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It's like if you like Christmas, don't watch the how the Grinch stole Christmas

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because it's really how Ron Howard stole Christmas from me a little bit right now.

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As a kid, you don't see it as an adult.

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Those shops when they're just shoving money into the cash register

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without any change, without any regard for what they're buying.

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The guy's like, no, you're it's like you're change, man.

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People don't care. They're just like, this is what I'm supposed to do at Christmas.

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Walk into department store where there's a something that something needs.

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Someone needs slap. Just toss money down and give it to them.

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And it's all going to get thrown away.

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It'll be tape, the title of my review, how the how the Grinch stole Christmas and my will to live.

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Wow. That's this is a weird fact. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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Maybe it was one of those like fake bot posts on Facebook.

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But I think the the girl from this when the Grinch was a kid, whoever that chick is,

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she grows up to be the hot mom.

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The actress that plays that girl is now like the singer of a metal band.

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Yeah, it's like Cindy Lou Who isn't it?

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Cindy Lou Who Taylor Mom and Mormont or whatever.

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She was on Gossip Girl and then went to and then now she's in a band.

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Pretty Reckless. Yeah, Pretty Reckless is the band.

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Fairly popular. Any good? Yeah, they're good.

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I haven't heard of her. She looks pretty.

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She is. She's true that your phones listen to you because we've been talking about the Grinch

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and now I'm getting all these weird posts about the Grinch.

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Like, did you know she's on a metal band?

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That just popped up organically this morning or last night or this morning.

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I remember definitely Facebook.

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I woke up and had to stay in the room I was in.

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So I just watched the Buffy movie that we reviewed all those months ago.

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Yeah, I mean, I don't know what you.

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But we'll get to that. Don't worry. It's creeping up, Andy.

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Oh, about Buffy? Yeah.

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Well, we already reviewed it months ago.

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You fucks. It's already out.

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So I can't believe Mike gave it a W.

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W minus. It's crazy.

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It's weird how I negated it. Andy almost shot it.

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One of the who's.

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Right after you said you're a stickler for the rules.

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Not on my own show, though.

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So the Grinch comes down and he does his like sneaky shit in the beginning

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and he burps in a guy's face with so much toxic like toxicity that the guy

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falls to the ground and then immediately somebody on a bicycle runs over him.

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Casually doesn't give a fuck that they just ran over another hoop.

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That's how driven they are for Christmas.

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A guy gets sucked into a tuba. They don't care.

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They just need to buy stuff.

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I think it's just more to show the stupidity.

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Like, I think it's because they just blatantly, you know, shun the

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the Grinch because he's different.

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Is it that mentality like Simpsons, like all the adults are stupid, all the kids are smart?

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Kind of. I think it's supposed to be like that.

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Well, I think it's just like, yeah, they're all just blinded by their

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their false sense of Christmas joy.

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You know, what do you guys think the who's do throughout the year?

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You're ready for Christmas. Yeah.

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Well, actually, we there is a how the there's the Grinch Halloween,

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which is another 20, 30 minute animated thing where it's Grinch and Halloween,

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which I've watched once and I vaguely remember.

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But there's shit going on at who like Whoville.

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That's not Christmas.

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Like every holiday is just a big spectacle.

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Oh, yeah. Like every holiday.

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So like Arbor Day, they lose their fucking minds and like tax day.

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Boxing day, whatever the fuck that is. Labor Day.

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They beat the shit out of people on Boxing Day.

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They don't understand it. What is Boxing Day?

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It's where you its presence, I think more presence where you return the presence

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or you don't want this whole time.

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I thought it was like it's around Christmas, right? Boxing Day.

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It's the day after.

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So I figured it was all the turn, all the presents and boxes.

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I thought it's like a big recycling box.

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I shit back up.

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I think you throw away the boxes.

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I mean, I've got three people that aren't the main host.

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Someone could probably look it up.

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But I don't like Cindy Lou who's song.

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I think it's like Christmas, whatever she's singing.

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I forgot what it was. Oh, stuck in your head.

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What is it, though?

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It's the Mariah.

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There's a Mariah Carey version, isn't there?

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Or whoever sings the real one at the end.

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I don't remember.

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Well, what's the song? How's it go?

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What's the lyrics?

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Well, it's like it's just a it's like a made up song.

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It's like the Chris. Yeah, you had it going.

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Oh, oh, Boxing Day used to be a day where you give presents to

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the less fortunate.

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And now it's just become a day for people to shop for deals.

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It's just like, fuck them kids.

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Let's go get some good deals on shit.

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It is like black.

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It's a new Black Friday.

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I think that's why it was Boxing Day, though.

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If I remember the lore from like when they taught us over

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with children, you boxed up the things you had extra after

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Christmas and gave away the shit you didn't want to the

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last portion. Yeah, it was kind of like that.

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Now it's just Cyber Monday.

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It's a canned food drive.

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Yeah, it's Goodwill.

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Well, Goodwill charges, though.

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Here's a bunch of fucking green beans in a can and all the shit

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we don't want.

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You know what?

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When I go to canned food drives, I typically try to bring good

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stuff.

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Oh, yeah, obviously.

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I try to.

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I almost always go by.

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Because I think John Oliver might have done on last week's

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and I might have done a segment where he talked about food drives and how

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I think if you bring the shit that no one likes, it just goes to

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waste.

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And it's like a work for those people that doesn't need to be

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there.

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Like it's worse for you to do that than to not give anything.

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You're better off not giving anything than to go and give them shit

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they don't need.

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Yeah.

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So I agree.

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So when we see the Grinch enjoying being alone at his giant dump

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palace, I vibe with him for a little bit.

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I was like, I love this.

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He's just him and his dog.

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Cool.

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Like he's got a well-trained dog.

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Super smart.

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Basically sentient enough to be a friend.

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And I know how I feel about sentient animals.

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Max is the only one I think that slips under that slips under.

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I'm going to kill them for being too sentient.

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You know what I mean?

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What?

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Because he doesn't talk.

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He doesn't talk.

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The only traits you've seen from him is the willingness to do evil,

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but with the limit.

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Yeah.

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Which I like.

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I'm OK with anyone having a limit.

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If you're willing to do evil, fine, do evil.

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But there has to be that you can't pass that limit.

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You can't go into like murder, murder is what I'm saying.

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Even if your boss tells you to, if you're the henchman.

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And I know.

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You're thinking Max is a henchman.

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Yeah.

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Max is not a henchman.

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Max is a life partner.

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Like I'm not saying gay or.

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Say what are you doing with your dogs?

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No, I'm saying like it's your best friend.

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Like you're like your Jay and Son of Bob, like your life partner.

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I think when you have a dog, you just consider it to be like your homie.

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It's just part of you sort of, right?

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And I think that's the same with Max.

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So it's not like it's his henchman or his slave or his works for him.

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I know he makes him work for him.

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His companion.

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He's a selfish guy.

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Yeah.

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Grinch is a bad guy.

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But Max is so loving that he's willing to do the work for his best friend.

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You know what I mean?

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He's also a dog.

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He doesn't know anybody.

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So he's a fucking stupid dog, but he he's super cute.

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I love it.

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So he's the only one I won't kill for being sentient.

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I hated that.

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It looks like your boss.

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I hate that line.

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When the when the store comes down, I know you're saying, oh, it looks like they mixed up the babies.

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No, I think she cheated on him and I don't like it.

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She cheated on him.

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Add a fucking key party, which is swingers.

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Just pick up a key.

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You go home with that person and then you fuck.

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That's what the Hoos are doing.

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That's what they're doing when it's not Christmas.

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It's movie materials, right?

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Yeah.

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I just assumed it was because they were drinking and nobody's driving home like everybody's staying here.

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They're doing their their business there.

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That's not what a key.

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You don't need to.

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I don't.

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That's not a key part.

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I don't think a key party is you show up and everyone's planning to get so fucking shit face that you put your keys in the car.

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That you put your keys in a bowl to make sure because think about that at the end of the night.

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Have you been to a party, Andy?

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You know a lot about it.

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Well, I know someone who has been to one and that is what it is.

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You throw you what they do is they take the keys out and that's who you go home.

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That's what I'm saying.

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That's great.

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Pick up a key and that's who you're fucking tonight.

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What can Hoville do?

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Oh, yeah.

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They just be I mean, that explains the creation of the grant.

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He's just a little bastard child from who?

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From what?

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Nobody knows.

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Some great does it explains all of who will kind of well, we haven't gotten a Grinch origin.

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I mean, we have how he got here.

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They all do kind of have downsy face.

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Yeah, they're kind of all like kind of messed up.

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Well, I mean, there's a guy that's like going on.

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They look like they look like Seuss people.

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All Seuss people kind of look like who's a little bit maybe maybe who?

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Well, I feel is just like a Dr. Seuss is George Orwell, 1984.

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This is Dr. Monroe's.

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What's that?

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The island of Dr. Monroe where they're making freak monsters is just this little secluded Christmas village in Antarctica.

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Actually, if this existed in our world, hear me out.

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Just think of like there's a small, secluded place in the arco where they've just been breeding selectively these people

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and telling them that just Christmas is their number one function as a society.

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And like all it is is just who will inbreeding where we get that nose or whatever.

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They introduce a chaotic element, you know, the Grinch.

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Right.

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But the way the reason I only think the only reason I think this is even possible is like their mailman is wearing an oddly US Postal Service outfit.

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Their cars look like very much cars that were built by human beings.

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They have TVs.

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They have like everything they have is just a different version of what we have.

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You're forgetting one tiny detail.

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Yeah, probably a lot.

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It's on the head of a pen.

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What is that?

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Whoville.

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Yeah, they're tiny.

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They're really small.

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They live in a snowflake.

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Microscopic.

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Who?

451
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Who's?

452
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000
All of Whoville is in a snowflake.

453
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,000
Maybe this adds to your simulation theory, Andy.

454
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
The entire thing is in a snow.

455
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000
We're all just living in a snowflake.

456
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000
I mean, I like that.

457
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000
But wait, hold on.

458
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:34,000
That snowflake in the beginning wasn't just a no, don't they zoom in on it.

459
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000
It tells the story.

460
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:42,000
It actually literally is the opening of the movie every time, every every iteration of how the Grinch stole Christmas.

461
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000
You got to stop watching things.

462
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000
I didn't watch it.

463
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
I was out loud.

464
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,000
That whole thing just went by like, OK, yeah.

465
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:53,000
I watched the Grinch and multiple versions of it a lot over the years.

466
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
Where do you think Whoville is?

467
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,000
Antarctica, near where the thing is.

468
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Just the thing is a research station watching this tiny little.

469
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Many of Dr. Seuss's like creations and his creatures are microscopic creatures.

470
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000
Living.

471
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
So where's Cat in the Hat take place?

472
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000
San Bernardino.

473
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Where else?

474
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Well, but that's the thing.

475
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000
That one does feel like normal reality.

476
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
It's like it's a cat going into our world.

477
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,000
This would literally tells you at the very beginning.

478
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:28,000
Yeah, that's kind of like a like a whole world that's like Sean's house from SLC Punk.

479
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,000
Yeah, his mom with the crazy clothes.

480
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:35,000
There's the kids are on acid the whole time.

481
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000
Well, this changes things.

482
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:41,000
Would you take it in a drop?

483
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000
One tab, two, two, three, four.

484
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Oh, no, look out.

485
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000
There is a cop.

486
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,000
Maybe Andy was on acid when he watched this.

487
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000
I don't know.

488
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Shit.

489
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,000
Yes, the whole thing takes place in a microscopic world.

490
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
You'll stop smoking that shit.

491
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,000
All right.

492
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000
Well, I didn't know.

493
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:02,000
I guess I that change your opinion of the movie at all.

494
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:08,000
I mean, a little bit, because once that snow flow, once that snowflake melts,

495
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,000
when it hits the ground is what your world gets destroyed.

496
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000
I know if they are, does it?

497
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Does microscopic this?

498
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Because if we're going microscopic, do they exist on a molecule of of H2O that's frozen?

499
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
Yeah, they're whole entire.

500
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000
It turns into Waterworld.

501
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000
Yeah. So it's like if it melts.

502
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,000
So the Grinch becomes Kevin Costner because he's an evolved.

503
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:37,000
It's just the next movie just opens with him pissing into a fucking machine that turns it into a great world.

504
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,000
His his water world, it wouldn't turn it into drinkable water.

505
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
It would turn it into something worse.

506
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000
Spray.

507
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:48,000
He pissed into a bucket of worse stuff and then drink it, you know, like.

508
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
Oh, that'd be fun.

509
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,000
Water won't Grinch.

510
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:59,000
So I can't wait till I gets to like make a movie for you.

511
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,000
So you're like, it's OK.

512
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
So like Waterworld, but it's the cringe.

513
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Yeah, we're so close.

514
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
We're so we're getting so close to that.

515
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:16,000
I've seen a lot more now online of like like here's Final Fantasy eight or here's a that 70 show that takes place in 2000s.

516
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:24,000
And let's just all it is is the A.I. just giving you these fucking weird looking like things, but they're getting better and better and better every time.

517
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:31,000
And that and you did say so if the Hoos exist on a microscopic level on top of a snowflake,

518
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:38,000
like literally we could exist on a microscopic level on top of like whatever.

519
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000
Right.

520
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,000
You know, so like basically do it's like men in black ones.

521
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,000
They at the end, the aliens are playing marbles with the galaxies.

522
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:50,000
I mean, there's there's heavenly bodies bigger than our entire galaxy.

523
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000
Carl Sagan.

524
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:58,000
That's basically what Carl Sagan said when he when they did the zoom out from the Earth and you go from the Earth and up past the sun and past everything.

525
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,000
We are Michael Carl Sagan, fucking rules.

526
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:06,000
I went to the Kennedy Space Center a long time ago and they just had Carl Sagan quotes everywhere.

527
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,000
And I was like, fuck, yeah, it's all a piece of the challenger.

528
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000
What are we doing? What are we doing here?

529
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,000
And then so he says at some point he's making a list.

530
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000
He was three p.m. solve world hunger.

531
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Don't tell anyone about that.

532
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:23,000
So I was like, OK, so that's super selfless of him to try to solve world hunger.

533
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:30,000
And the fact that one thing you know about the Grinch, the one thing you know about him is he is a Grinch of his word.

534
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,000
He will do what he sets out to do.

535
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000
He says, I want to terrorize the Hoos.

536
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,000
He terrorizes him. He gets away with it.

537
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000
He says, I want to steal Christmas.

538
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:46,000
He literally manufactures a fucking super sled or like a super sleigh.

539
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,000
He does everything. He steals Christmas.

540
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000
But you still have to remember what he said.

541
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000
Solve world hunger and don't tell anyone.

542
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:58,000
Of course not. He has a reputation to maintain.

543
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:02,000
He's the Grinch. You can't have like, you know, like.

544
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,000
But the world is also a snowflake.

545
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
Just the Hoos.

546
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
And it didn't look like anyone was.

547
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
That's where the world ends to them, I guess.

548
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
Also, they have no God.

549
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Yeah. Yeah. Wait. So there's world hunger?

550
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Who rape?

551
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000
Yeah. There's like no.

552
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
But that's the thing, like the Grinch is trying to solve.

553
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Humicide?

554
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
It is suicide.

555
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:38,000
Steve committed suicide last night in this apartment.

556
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,000
I don't think we could ever review a kids movie and keep it kids friendly.

557
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000
No, I don't think so.

558
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,000
You look at our RSS every episode, it's explicit.

559
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
Just right now, I'm just. Yeah.

560
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Jack Frost explicit.

561
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
We've so blown Andy's mind at this point.

562
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000
He's we've totally taken his childhood away.

563
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:57,000
And what is the cutest little just family like G rated movie?

564
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,000
It was Jack Frost.

565
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
We fucked it up.

566
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:07,000
It was Jack Frost and we ruined it.

567
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Man, I'm not.

568
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Now I can't stop thinking about Steve like with a belt around his neck in the closet.

569
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
No, it's tinsel.

570
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Committing suicide.

571
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
He's using tinsel.

572
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000
He's got a candy cane up his ass.

573
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
He's just fucking choked to death.

574
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,000
They call it a suicide.

575
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Can you make Grok do that?

576
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:32,000
His son walks in, sees it, and now we get that movie, the world's oh, no, that was.

577
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,000
You should make that the background for this episode.

578
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Just a who?

579
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Who Hagen.

580
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Pulling a Carradine in the back.

581
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,000
Jeez Louise.

582
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:47,000
Who vid Carradine.

583
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Oh, my God.

584
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Let's talk about that casual murder of the yodeling guy.

585
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Just a yodeling guy on the side of the mountain.

586
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Andy, I got that whole last thing that when you were saying, what do we talk about on the podcast that I could use as a joke?

587
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000
That was it.

588
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Just the exist existential crisis, existential crisis of who?

589
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:16,000
Who's me losing my fucking mind that tonight at my show, I'm going to talk about the who those little I found out that they're microscopic.

590
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Yeah, like this guy's crazy.

591
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
He's talking about who's in fucking October.

592
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Oh, don't.

593
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:26,000
That last part about the who hanging himself with tinsel off of the candy cane in his ass.

594
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Steve committed suicide last night in his apartment.

595
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Thing one committed suicide.

596
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:48,000
I wonder if they have like a history books with like a hootler, Adolf Hootler.

597
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Okay, I can't forget that.

598
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,000
You're welcome.

599
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:58,000
If I don't say Adolf Hootler tonight, I haven't done my job.

600
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Most of the who's they have a little bit of their DNA that's attributed to who?

601
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Going around murdering.

602
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000
God.

603
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
Oh, all right.

604
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
We're good.

605
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Steve Adolf Hootler.

606
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:28,000
He committed suicide last night.

607
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000
That was great.

608
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,000
But he does kill yodeling guy and he takes his clothing.

609
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
We never see that guy again.

610
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,000
So the Grinch did commit murder, but it's okay if he solves world hunger.

611
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
I'm okay.

612
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
He committed and doesn't tell anyone.

613
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Yes.

614
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
If which leads an interesting point.

615
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:50,000
If someone came out to the world and said like, hey, this is the solution to like this cures cancer.

616
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000
I have it right here.

617
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
And it's like, no, it's not.

618
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Exactly.

619
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,000
He's not near anyone.

620
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:59,000
So this is like a prerecorded thing that he that he sends out to news channels.

621
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
So he's not live.

622
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,000
You can't find him.

623
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
No one knows where he is or who he is.

624
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,000
He's wearing a mask and shit.

625
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Right.

626
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Where the info is, whatever server that's on, whatever it is, they're going to nuke it.

627
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,000
It doesn't matter.

628
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000
They don't want to cure cancer.

629
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Yeah.

630
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000
I don't treat it.

631
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000
OK.

632
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000
You guys, I mean, yeah, I love that you're taking apart my hypothetical.

633
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,000
That's a very Andy move.

634
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000
But let me fucking finish.

635
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:34,000
If someone came out and said, I have the cure to cancer or whatever vital information, would you be OK if they said my only thing that I want to do is go on one rampage?

636
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,000
I want one automatic rifle.

637
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000
I'm going to go to one public place.

638
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,000
The guy who played the guy who played Krampus rampage.

639
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000
So yes, sort of like that.

640
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Yeah.

641
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:49,000
And I want to go and I want to shoot up a bunch of people until I run out of ammunition and I don't want to get in any trouble.

642
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
And I will give you the cure to cancer.

643
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Would you as a society be OK with those terms?

644
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000
So the movie Postal?

645
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000
I mean, I guess.

646
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000
But mine is mine as moral implications.

647
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
That's just a crazy guy.

648
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000
We mass shootings happen.

649
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Yeah, but I'm talking about a sanction.

650
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Yeah, go ahead.

651
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Words carefully, because now the government's listening.

652
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:12,000
I'm just I'm just talking about like a sanctioned bad thing for him to do, like maybe choose where they go.

653
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
What can you choose where they go?

654
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:25,000
No, I would say like he he's basically asking for let's not even say machine just he's like I want one atrocity and I will cure cancer.

655
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,000
It's like you give me and he can choose the atrocity at will.

656
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,000
Like he can do whatever it is that like and it's going to be bad.

657
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000
Like it's going to be.

658
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:40,000
And I say mass shooting because it's about as bad as I can think I'd say a nuke dropped on New York to solve overpopulation.

659
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Well, that's just kind of kind of now the government's listening to you actively coming like I can get a fucking nuke.

660
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:52,000
I hope they are because you just said like I can get a fucking nuke.

661
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,000
And that sounds like you can get one if if I could get one.

662
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000
We're fucked.

663
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:08,000
It's probably easier than you think. It's honestly you probably just got to work your way up, make friends with the you find the worst people in your town that sell the hard drugs.

664
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:19,000
You make friends with them and then you find out who supplies their drugs and eventually you're connected to terrorists because the terrorists run the drug cartels from Mexico upwards and also from Middle Eastern countries.

665
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:33,000
You find those guys and then you if you're charismatic enough and you're not like a spy for the government or I'm sure you can then go find people with dirty nukes smuggling into the country actually knowing what you're doing and setting it off and stuff.

666
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:46,000
That's a whole separate thing. Well, Carlos and see I had a really good bit about that is like all the people coming over the border like as soon as terrorists come over the border and blow something up there put their little establishment military.

667
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:55,000
And then you know, nobody's getting across. So anyone crossing the borders and be like officer. They're not speaking Spanish.

668
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Oh, like, wait, what do you mean? What's the last part? They're going to tell on them if they see terrorists crossing the border.

669
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Tune in next week. I'm going to do Heidi and I'll switch together.

670
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Heidi Heidi.

671
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:17,000
I don't get what you're going with. What a obscure fucking movie and I think that have to do with Nazis at some point.

672
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:21,000
That was the whole reason they tied together. Wait, wait, wait, who? You're tying this into the grave.

673
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:35,000
You tied two things that had to do with each other together. You should have picked like Mary Poppins or something like the Berenstein Bears and the Rwanda, Rwanda massacre or something genocide.

674
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:42,000
I'm going straight to who switch.

675
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Anyway, that's how I would think you could find yourself a new if you needed to. It's a lot of work. I don't think it's worth it.

676
00:39:49,000 --> 00:40:00,000
I mean, the answer is no to your question that started this. I feel like once I got to if I if I did all of that, this weird infiltrator Brian Cranston movie you're talking about.

677
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:05,000
I feel like as soon as I got to the new guy, be like, no, I don't need it. I got this far. That was a pretty cool story. Yeah.

678
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:10,000
You go back home, tell read a book about it. Yeah. It's like it's almost like a did it. Yeah.

679
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Burt Kreischer, the machine, he basically kind of had a brush with terrorists.

680
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:21,000
I don't know if this was legitimate honor, but there's this guy that I used to be working at pizza when I was a teenager.

681
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:30,000
This guy used to walk in all the time and he had vibes of like mafia. I never questioned it, never thought of it, but he had the New York accent or whatever.

682
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,000
And then one day he's like, hey, you're a good kid. I want you to work for me.

683
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:38,000
And I was like, well, what do you do? Because I didn't I mean, I was just like, what business do you have?

684
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:43,000
The restaurant is it was it was construction waste management.

685
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:51,000
Yeah, he said construction and I think not so subtly. He basically told me it was mafia related or mob related.

686
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000
And I was doing that. I would take care of things.

687
00:40:54,000 --> 00:41:01,000
I said, I think about it and I went home and I talked to my dad and I was like, so dad, you think I should join the mob?

688
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Is that how that sort of get? But the thing is, is that my dad and I, we had a frank conversation because I was like, listen, we're just our family's middle of the road here.

689
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Why not get connected? Like, I don't know if I'd have to do any violent stuff.

690
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Never be a made man. I'd be a made man. And I'm charismatic enough. I think I could make friends.

691
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,000
I think I work myself up. And we sat and we talked about it for a while.

692
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:32,000
And I think eventually we settled on like, no, because from everything we've seen on movies, it looks like, you know, with a bullet in the head.

693
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Right. So we settled on no, we settled on just movies have told us it's not wise.

694
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:43,000
I see you showing up in like a sports coat and a fedora. All right, boss.

695
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,000
What the fuck you wearing? It's construction. You dickhead.

696
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:53,000
It's a real construction job. You're going to be fucking installing toilets.

697
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:59,000
Fucking racist, dude. And he committed suicide last night with tinsel.

698
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,000
He came up his ass because he felt embarrassed.

699
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:11,000
He's got himself with some sausage links from the deli. Yeah, this is not pudding from Albert Einstein.

700
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,000
That's funny when he shows what I'm assuming is come.

701
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:22,000
It's a grits. It's just the Grinch has a great speech after getting after.

702
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Wait, after what? Bong. After handed the guy came.

703
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Anyway, the car blowing up was very funny. The little car when it crashes and then has a huge, the biggest explosion blows up Whoville.

704
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Yeah. And then like you like you just jumps away from it. That was fucking hilarious.

705
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:44,000
I was laughing my ass off. Jim Carrey is fantastic. I wrote that down.

706
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:50,000
If his heart was two sizes too small and grew three sizes that day, his heart is now one size too big.

707
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:55,000
Which is bad. That's heart disease. Very bad.

708
00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Well, I mean, look at him. Obviously, he's defective. He has a large heart.

709
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,000
And I'd be like, yeah, I believe it. He's got a large heart. He's going to need surgery.

710
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,000
We need you to go down. We need you to surgery.

711
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:14,000
I'm so sorry. We're going to need you to walk in there and shoot this cat in the head.

712
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:23,000
We need to go down one size. We need to get this guy to the hospital.

713
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:28,000
The emergency room. You think their favorite show I've been it's Doctor Who.

714
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Doctor Who. Oh, God. Oh, we've got too far.

715
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:37,000
How bad do you suppose that outfit smelled? Oh, the Grinch like Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey.

716
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Yeah, I'm 92 days. Every and he was wearing it all day, wasn't he?

717
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Wasn't he wearing it all day during filming? All day, 92 days.

718
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:53,000
He took it off. No, because it's every day for morning to night, 92 days.

719
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Go ahead. Night. He didn't wear it for 92 consecutive days.

720
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,000
No, but they didn't put new yak hair. They didn't use new yak hair every day either.

721
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:07,000
They put it back on. Yeah. It's yak hair. It's got to stink.

722
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,000
Everybody's last name is who, right? Cindy Lou Who.

723
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:15,000
Everybody's a who, though. No, no, but Lou Who.

724
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Because they have certain names. Yeah, so like for instance, there's the...

725
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Andy Rehue. Fucking Johnny Yoo Who. Andy Reishu.

726
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Andy Reishu, yeah. Or would it be Shipley Who? No, I like your...

727
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:34,000
I like like Rehue or Ship Who. Ship Who?

728
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,000
It'd be Ship Who. Ship Who. Ship Who. It'd be Ship Who.

729
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Shippu of the Boston. Shippu.

730
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Lar poo. Lar... no, I'm just saying poo.

731
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,000
You are just saying poo. You are just saying poo.

732
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Because I said ship poo. Rye poo. I'm like, it's lar poo. It's bear poo.

733
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,000
I smell a sequel to all the poos down in Poohville.

734
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Poohville. Just a microscopic community on a piece of shit

735
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:08,000
floating down a sewer. This is going to be the terrifying Christmas animated movies.

736
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:12,000
Fucking Steve committed poo aside last night.

737
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Has no one, honestly, has no one made a Poohville parody?

738
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,000
All the poos down in Poohville. That's so great.

739
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Cindy Lou Pooh.

740
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,000
So, thanks for the help, Lou,

741
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,000
says the Grinch. And Lou

742
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,000
is Cindy Lou Who's father. So he's Lou Lou Who. Or he's Lou Who.

743
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,000
And if you're a woman in this society, you take on

744
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:44,000
your father's first and last name as your last name

745
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,000
until you get married. Okay. A little town on a speck of

746
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:52,000
fecal matter located on a clover where creatures such as poos are always pooping.

747
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,000
Discovered by the great elephant Wharton.

748
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,000
No, it's a real Zeus thing? I don't know. It's somebody wrong.

749
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Oh, God. Because I was like, Wharton found this? I love the internet. He's selling a mug that says

750
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,000
Poohville. I saw a thing

751
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,000
you know like Google, when you Google something, there's like a Google AI that kind of like helps

752
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,000
you answer a vague question. And somebody asked if Slenderman

753
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,000
has a brother. And so the Google AI went searching if he has

754
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:24,000
a brother and it found a Reddit post and it answered with, it just

755
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:28,000
a Reddit post like a fan fiction of Slenderman and it found

756
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,000
yes, Slenderman has a gay brother and his name is I Like Menderman.

757
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Well, my favorite part about that

758
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:40,000
is I don't think you could say Slenderman without sounding like a

759
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:44,000
Jewish grandfather. Because every time you say, he's a real Slenderman.

760
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Slenderman, eh, but. He's a Slenderman, eh?

761
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,000
But what my point was is that when he,

762
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:56,000
well first off, my new point was, I think this is a Handmaid's Tale society.

763
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:00,000
You missed it because you were looking up. But his name is

764
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,000
Lou Who. Cindy Lou Who.

765
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Which means that if you're a female who, you take your father's last

766
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:12,000
name and first name as your surname until you get married.

767
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:16,000
And then you become Mary Lou Who or whatever.

768
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Which is her husband's name and his last name or the surname of who.

769
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:24,000
So, I'm just saying. That's why they do the key parties, figure out who's who's who.

770
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Who's who?

771
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,000
But another point is the Grinch. I think we don't see

772
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:36,000
this much, but we do see him spying on the town, but he spies on them a lot

773
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:40,000
more than we know. Because at the end, at the very end, when

774
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:44,000
everyone's sort of turning against the Grinch and then Cindy's

775
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:48,000
father stands up for her and says like, stop or whatever.

776
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,000
The Grinch pulls up, he's like, thanks for the help, Lou. Says his name.

777
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,000
Doesn't say who or anything. They went to school together when they were

778
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,000
kids.

779
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:04,000
They didn't really touch on the dad being there, but they all knew each other because they were in school together.

780
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:08,000
There's three ages of who's. And I think it's on purpose. I think it's like

781
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:12,000
cicadas. I think, honestly, I think every

782
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:16,000
thirty-something years, you get a new batch

783
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:20,000
of who's. Because you have the old ladies, and they were

784
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,000
like, that's one gen. But then almost every other person went

785
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:28,000
to school with the Grinch. They're all that age.

786
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:32,000
And then, they're all the same parent age, because they all literally went to school

787
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:36,000
together age. And then you have children, and they're all the same shit.

788
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Yeah, no babies at all. No babies. So, but then

789
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,000
the tiny people throw things off. I think that

790
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,000
maybe the tiny people. Are the babies. Oh, geez. They're driving

791
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:52,000
cars and stuff. No, I think the tiny people are the only ones that have a, you know,

792
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:56,000
what are we? Fuck it. This doesn't make any sense. I gave this movie a C-.

793
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,000
It was a. That's generous. When I was younger, I would have

794
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:04,000
given it a higher score, because I really liked Jim Carrey's performance. Does it go up or down

795
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:08,000
based on the knowing it's microscopic? Actually,

796
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:12,000
it stays the same. If I was going to lower it, the more shit we were talking

797
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:16,000
about it. But then, so if anything, it raised it. Because I think

798
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:20,000
the idea that they're microscopic is pretty fun. Horton

799
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,000
hears a who makes a lot more sense now. So his big ears

800
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,000
can pick up microscopic who's. Yeah. But the idea

801
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:32,000
that they live on a snowflake. Even the image from Horton hears

802
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,000
a who, they're showing them sitting on his ear. Yeah, and they live in like the

803
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:40,000
pollen of the little dandelion or whatever the little flower is.

804
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,000
In what? In the Horton hears a who. So the snowflake landed on the flower. We have a

805
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:48,000
canonical entire history of their world. Well, some of them we don't know. Some of them, yeah.

806
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:52,000
So some who's live on the, it's not the same who's. I think there's homeless who,

807
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:56,000
who, whomless. And they do like, they smoke whooshish and

808
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:00,000
whoop. Jib, jibsy who's. We don't know where the other who's are.

809
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,000
They drink alcohol. Because I have to keep this pod moving and I'm so glad there's

810
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:08,000
someone thinking of who puns over to my left ear.

811
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:12,000
Because that's all I want right now. Just thinking of terrible adult things, but then just making

812
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:16,000
it cute who's stuff.

813
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,000
We got a real who, oh god, it's hard to say heroin as a who.

814
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Who are in? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It doesn't work. Yeah, there's just who, who must do who are in on

815
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:28,000
the streets. Yeah. Smoking just, just fentanyl. There's no pun

816
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,000
for fentanyl. They're just who's doing fentanyl. We don't joke about

817
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:36,000
fentanyl. Yeah, they have illegal migrants in who will.

818
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:40,000
From Mexico.

819
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:44,000
They somehow, hey, we shrink ourselves.

820
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:48,000
We got fentanyl. Yeah, they go to the Honey I Shrunk the Kids movie.

821
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Actually, the Honey I Shrunk the Kids would still be

822
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:56,000
giants to these people. Like, we wouldn't be perceptive

823
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,000
to them. Like, they would. You can't. That's part of the

824
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,000
thing. Part of the lore. So here's something crazy. Animals, the smaller

825
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:08,000
you get and the smaller creatures get, the shorter their

826
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:12,000
lifespans and the more they live in those, in that time, right?

827
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:16,000
So it's like Whoville's being microscopic. I would imagine

828
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:20,000
their entire existence is from the Snowflake

829
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:24,000
Fallen. Yeah. I wonder if they do have gods like

830
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:28,000
the Prophet Who-Mamid.

831
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:32,000
You can't show pictures of Who-Mamid. The Prophet Who-Mamid.

832
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:36,000
The Prophet Who-Mamid. But I do like

833
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:40,000
that. I would say that, yeah, Snowflake is born with some who's on it.

834
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:44,000
They create, they learn tools.

835
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:48,000
There's time to sort it out. Who's.

836
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,000
Who's. You can't just say who for everything.

837
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:56,000
There's maybe some that don't believe in the, living in the

838
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:00,000
societal thing. They live in the woods and they're who-tists.

839
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,000
So is there, they didn't have

840
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:08,000
wheezes? Wheezes? Instead of Jesus.

841
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Who's-ist. Oh yeah. Jesus. No, they don't believe in Jesus at all.

842
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:16,000
He wasn't a prophet. They believe in who's. We're all about Who-Mamid.

843
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Who's. And

844
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:24,000
and um, Hera.

845
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:28,000
Who's. Who's and Hera.

846
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:32,000
Hera hears a who's. You think they're owls say what instead of

847
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:36,000
who? Oh, there we go. All you need to know about the

848
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:40,000
quality of this movie is how far off track we've gotten on this movie.

849
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:44,000
It tells you all you need to know about how good this movie actually is.

850
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:48,000
We just wanted to say terrible things with who. But actually, I enjoy this movie.

851
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,000
So what'd you give it? We watch it every year. My kids watch it every year. Like, my five-year-old

852
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:56,000
woke up when I was watching it and I brought him out on the couch and he's like, start it over. And I was

853
00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:00,000
like ten minutes in, so I was like, alright, whatever. I started it over. I passed out.

854
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:04,000
You're like, no. So you passed out before or after the murder? Learn to stop when the movie's on time.

855
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,000
After. After the murder. Yeah, learn to start coming at the time.

856
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:12,000
Okay, little boy, you've seen enough murder now. You keep watching. I'm going to sleep.

857
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:16,000
When I woke up, when I woke up, he was watching it again this morning.

858
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:20,000
So, yeah, like now he's probably watching it all day today. So thanks, Andy.

859
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Hey, it could be frozen.

860
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:28,000
I hope he doesn't live up to be like the Grinch because basically

861
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:32,000
he's committing a whom invasion.

862
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:36,000
Yeah, but he was also curing world hunger.

863
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,000
So I was about to say Hooger, but I did.

864
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:44,000
I stopped myself. I'm in the fucking zone, dude.

865
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:48,000
But I gotta say, set design, costumes, all that stuff

866
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:52,000
is fantastic. They filmed a lot of that in Universal, right?

867
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:56,000
Yeah, Universal, but then also Pomona, downtown Pomona.

868
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,000
They turned that downtown district. The largest set ever constructed for a film at the time.

869
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:04,000
Yeah, but I'm not saying they filmed most of it in Universal. I'm just saying there was one or two

870
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:08,000
segments of Whoville, like when they did that,

871
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:12,000
some of those parts that they built in, that they used downtown Pomona

872
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:16,000
for shots because it has a really nice downtown area.

873
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Now, we were talking about, well, here,

874
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:24,000
you guys, give me your ratings.

875
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,000
D minus.

876
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:32,000
I'll give it a C minus. Three Whos.

877
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,000
Mine's all just based on Carrie. Carrie was great. Carrie carried it.

878
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:40,000
He carried it, for sure. But I give it a C plus.

879
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:44,000
C plus, C minus, C minus, D plus.

880
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Actually, I want to see the newer one, the anime elimination one.

881
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:52,000
It's great. It's pretty funny.

882
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:56,000
It's because it's animated, they can show a lot more

883
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:00,000
murder, like a lot more murder.

884
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:04,000
But since we're on the subject of Dr. Seuss, we might not

885
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,000
cover this again on the podcast.

886
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:12,000
So that being said, my biggest recommendation is

887
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:16,000
absolutely go on Netflix if you are at all

888
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:20,000
a fan of Dr. Seuss and watch Green Eggs and Ham.

889
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:24,000
It is one of the greatest

890
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:28,000
Seuss interpretations ever. And I say that

891
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:32,000
meaning that it doesn't follow the book at all.

892
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:36,000
The book is, of course, you have

893
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:40,000
Sam I Am who's trying to get this guy

894
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:44,000
to eat Green Eggs and Ham. I will not eat them, Sam I Am. I will not eat

895
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:48,000
Green Eggs and Ham, right? I think going on adventures.

896
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:52,000
It's like I will not eat them on a boat. I will not eat them with the go. Not the book. I know the book.

897
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,000
I read it to my kid.

898
00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:00,000
Since he's canceled and he's dead,

899
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Dr. Seuss.

900
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He is canceled and dead. What are you going to say?

901
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I was going to say, why don't you make like Fried Wright Stoner versions of Dr. Seuss books. Would you smoke it in a bong?

902
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:16,000
I'm sure they've done that. But yeah, I'm sure we'd get Seuss.

903
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Because the Seuss family is very litigious.

904
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But the Green Eggs and Ham

905
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it's so good.

906
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:32,000
You have the man who, I forget his name, but

907
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:36,000
Sam I Am is played by Andy Adam Devine.

908
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:40,000
From Rookaholics, that one? Yes. Nice. And so he loves Green Eggs

909
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:44,000
and Ham and he really wants this guy to try it. But that's not the focal point of the show.

910
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:48,000
They are trying to smuggle this exotic

911
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:52,000
like Seuss style animal places, whatever the government is kind of trying to get them.

912
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:56,000
It is. So it's a road trip buddy comedy.

913
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:00,000
Like it's a whole season. So it's like a season show. There's like 10 episodes.

914
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:04,000
They're all 20 something minutes. It's from the beginning to end.

915
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:08,000
And I think it's Michael Douglas plays the guy and it's

916
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Adam Devine is the other guy. What is this rated? Yeah, I think it's like

917
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PG. It's for kids. It's for kids. Well, no, it's for kids

918
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:20,000
enough. But it's not G. I think it might be PG. There might

919
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:24,000
be some. I'm such a huge Rookaholics fan and it's just like

920
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:28,000
them putting him in that. I think to the first time I watched Rookaholics, the first episode

921
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:32,000
and they trade kids for their piss

922
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:36,000
for clean piss for their drug test and they're like trying to give it to it.

923
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:40,000
They do a ziplock bag through the fence and they see a cop coming and the bag

924
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:44,000
rips open. Yeah. Like yeah, put him in Green Eggs. That was

925
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:48,000
like a kookamonga near where I lived, that house. You could drive by it.

926
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:52,000
Yeah, I know a lot of people do. Yeah, which I'm sure the family that lives there now loves.

927
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:56,000
I think they still own the house. Do they? Yeah,

928
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,000
but I think that obviously they don't live there. They fucking live in mansions now. But I think

929
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:04,000
they own that house and I don't know where I was going with that.

930
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:08,000
I'm just really bummed they're not getting the movie. Yeah, that sucks. Well,

931
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that was our Rookaholics segment. This has been our Christmas

932
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:16,000
episode. Rookaholics. Rookaholics.

933
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:20,000
Hooaholics. See you right back on track, baby. Yeah. With me as

934
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:24,000
always is Austin. He walked

935
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:28,000
ten seconds from my murder room to the living room to be here today,

936
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:32,000
Farrell. Adolf Hootler. With us as always

937
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:36,000
is Michael, the one that looks the most like an actual who

938
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of all of us, Larson. Thank you. Have a wonderful

939
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Christmas. Who will Satan? It's

940
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:48,000
Brennan. I saw Brennan

941
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:52,000
kissing Santa Claus. What was the other one we had? Brennan got run over

942
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:56,000
by a who.

943
00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:00,000
On the who night of the who Christmas Eve.

944
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:04,000
Ship left to Boston. And I sued that who and made lots of money.

945
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:08,000
You whoed that who. And I have been your

946
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:12,000
hoost. Hey, Rice. This has been Pride

947
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,000
Rice Hootcast. And we've been who.

948
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:20,000
We've been who. We are the best hootcast.

949
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:24,000
We've been who. We've been who. We've been who

950
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:40,000
hootcast.

951
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Hootcast.

952
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Hootcast.

953
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Hootcast.