1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,000 It's a fried rice Christmas. Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho. 2 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Ho ho ho again and Merry Christmas and welcome to one of another episode of 8 Crazy Nights of Christmas. 3 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:28,000 I'm your host, Andy Rice. This is Fried Rice Podcast. Let's get fried with me as always. 4 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:38,000 It is Brennan. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. His name is Brennan and he likes to say 5 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:43,000 da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. 6 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Shipley up to Boston. Ho ho ho. I love it. 7 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:56,000 With me as always is my favorite of my elves. It is Michael. He's 10,000 years old but he only looks like he's in his early 60s. 8 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 I'm a little bit of a 9 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Larson. Happy holidays, everyone. 10 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 And this, of course, is another fun 11 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Christmassy episode where we're all in light fun, 12 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:12,000 teasing mood. Welcome. I'm your waffle 13 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:16,000 bot. Let's talk about Harold and Kumar 14 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,000 3D Christmas. Or is it the very Harold 15 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 and Kumar Christmas? Because I think there's 16 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 two different names. I think there's 17 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 three different names. Oh, shit. Okay. 18 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 And then a very Harold and Kumar Christmas 19 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 and then a Harold and Kumar 3D 20 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Christmas. So is there a version that 21 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,000 isn't 3D then? There is not. Okay. I wish 22 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,000 there was. I think when they put it on TV 23 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,000 or whatever, they just called it 3D. Yeah. 24 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000 My only complaint in this entire movie 25 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,000 that's a real complaint is the 3D. Yeah, 26 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 mine too. It's really like the only 27 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 movie that I think can get away with 28 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 they were fucking around with 3D 29 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 technology and doing the gimmick 30 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,000 stuff was Jackass 3D. I think that 31 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 got away with it in this had we seen it 32 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000 in theaters in 3D. I saw it in theaters. 33 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 I did too. Yeah. I saw it in theaters 34 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 for sure. Yeah, I did not. At the moment, 35 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 yeah, but I am. But you get now, yeah, 36 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,000 it's weird when you say 3D. I used to 37 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,000 specifically for the 3D and they would 38 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 call it out. Yeah. See, I enjoyed it. 39 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Like, even though we weren't watching it 40 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 in 3D, I was like, well, it's kind of 41 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 nice to see like a movie using 3D 42 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,000 technology the way it's meant to be used. 43 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Things popping out at you like for fun, 44 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 like versus just showing depth. Yeah. 45 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 When I was when I was a child, I think 46 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,000 it was must have been Knott's or Six Flags. 47 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 One of those two amusement parks in 48 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 California or Disney. I don't think it 49 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 was Disney because this had more extreme 50 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 rides. This had like loopy loops and 51 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 stuff. So it had to be one of those two. 52 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 But there was a when I was a child child. 53 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 So this is early 90s. There was a 54 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 3D theater where I just remember it was 55 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 a beach scene and someone threw a frisbee 56 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 out and it looked like the frisbee went 57 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,000 over our heads. And when I saw that ever 58 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,000 since that moment as a kid, I've been 59 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,000 obsessed with the idea of 3D. And so I 60 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,000 typically go watch 3D. I go watch the 3D 61 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 version. I've jumped off of that a little 62 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 bit lately. Sometimes a Marvel movie 63 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 isn't worth watching in 3D because 64 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 there's too much shit going on. Do they 65 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,000 still have 3D theaters? Yeah. Do they? 66 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Well they do 3D in some, in most of the 67 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 movies. Like AMC's and stuff in California. 68 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 No they do it here. I didn't know they 69 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 did it here. But the problem is I think 70 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 the movie has to be worth it. So like 71 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Avatar number two I bet had 3D and it 72 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,000 would have been worth checking out. I 73 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 still haven't watched that one. The 74 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 reason I bought an Oculus Rift was to, 75 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 or I think I got the two. Because the 76 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 three's out. I should have watched this 77 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 on Oculus with 3D. Yeah. Oh yeah. That 78 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 would have been the way to do it. Yeah. 79 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 I do that for all 3D movies. Oh that's 80 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,000 smart. So like I haven't watched Dune 81 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,000 yet but I have Dune 3D that I'm going to 82 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 watch on my Oculus. And the way I do with 83 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 my Oculus is I put my good headphones on 84 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,000 and I go full immersive and I lay down 85 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 on the couch or on the bed or whatever 86 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,000 and I just watch. And it's, because like 87 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 I was saying I've been obsessed with 88 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 3D so it's been like, I had the, ever 89 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 since I found out that we could do VR 90 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,000 with our phones. I had VR, that thing 91 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 where you'd strap up your phone as your 92 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 VR. The same thing kind of looked like 93 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 an Oculus but it just didn't have 94 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 controllers or whatever. You get 3D 95 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 that way. I was watching Avatar in 3D 96 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,000 on that. I love, that's I think to this 97 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:34,000 day the best way to watch 3D is with VR. 98 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Because you, it's without, it's like, 99 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,000 It's so immersive. It's so 3D. Like I 100 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 watched Avatar a few times, right? Quite 101 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 a few times with the 3D. The first one 102 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 at least, I haven't seen the second one 103 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,000 yet but I have a 3D version of that that 104 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:54,000 I bought. And so I haven't watched it yet 105 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 but I've been waiting. Just like Dune. 106 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 And I'm waiting for Dune 2 to do both 107 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,000 back to back. But yeah, I love 3D. So 108 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:06,000 that being said, those movies hold up 109 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,000 without 3D. The 3D enhances an already 110 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,000 good movie. This relies on it as a 111 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,000 gimmick and they use it as a joke. 112 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,000 I mean you can still look past it though. 113 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Oh for sure. It doesn't take me out of 114 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 the moment. It's just like, I guess when 115 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 you see the eggs flying at the screen, 116 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,000 it's just you're a little bit like, 117 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,000 I wish I could see that the way it was 118 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 intended is what I thought. I was like, 119 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 I wish I would have been in 3D. 120 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 There's other movies I can't think of 121 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 right now that did, like I can think of 122 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 some Nickelodeon movies I feel like that 123 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 got their hands on a 3D camera that 124 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 just like, I kept throwing stuff at the 125 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 screen. It felt a little bit like that. 126 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:45,000 That's my, like really my most nitpicky 127 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 thing is like it doesn't, it takes away 128 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,000 from the leg, like the ongoing, like if 129 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 someone a hundred years from now who 130 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 doesn't, who wouldn't understand the, 131 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,000 like why 3D would be such a gimmick to 132 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 do that. Why do they want things coming 133 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 at them? It doesn't hold up as like if 134 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 you watched The Godfather a hundred 135 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 years from now, it's still The Godfather. 136 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,000 If you watched Harold and Kumar, one, 137 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 a hundred years from now, it's still a 138 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 stoner pothead movie. But this one is 139 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 just, it'd be like, that's some strange 140 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,000 choices that they're making. Is all I'm 141 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 saying. Legacy wise, it doesn't hold up 142 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,000 as well. But my first note is I want a 143 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Waffle Bot. And I, I want a Waffle Bot 144 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:26,000 so fucking bad. I'll say this right now 145 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 that I paused it on the commercial. The 146 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,000 fine print for the Waffle Bot commercial 147 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,000 on the bottom says, Waffle Bot hates 148 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,000 pancakes. Waffle Bot Incorporated is not 149 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,000 responsible for sentient actions referred 150 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,000 but not limited to the Waffle Bot end user 151 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,000 agreement. And I'm like, holy shit, this 152 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:49,000 is great. So it's, it's already like, 153 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 we're not responsible if this thing goes 154 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,000 sentient. That's awesome. Fucking love it. 155 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 I want Christmas Wheat. Yeah, the 156 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Patton Oswalt. Is that Patton Oswalt? 157 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Yeah. Right when I heard the voice, I knew 158 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 it was Patton Oswalt. That was a funny 159 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Christmas scene. It's a Weederful Life. 160 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Here's the thing. It was a great strain 161 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 name. You know what I don't like? And I 162 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 know this is, this is, you're, you're 163 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 gonna think after, if you listen to our 164 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 Aliens vs Predator episode, which I'm sure 165 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Mike brings up all the time since then, 166 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:20,000 is, is that I'm okay with, with kids 167 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 getting killed on screen as long as it's 168 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 like realistic. What I'm not okay with 169 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:28,000 in this movie is Kumar, or Kumar saying 170 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,000 that sexual stuff while he was on Santa's 171 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 lap in front of all those kids. That was 172 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 inappropriate. You don't do that. Like, I, 173 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,000 I'm okay with, like, violence. Like, they 174 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 can see someone, they, like, if a kid saw 175 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 a street fight. He's a true American, 176 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:45,000 isn't he? No, no. Goddamn, cut, chop their head 177 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 off. That's okay, but don't show a booby. 178 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 That's, that's America. Yeah. No, actually, 179 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 actually, no, that's untrue. I'm way 180 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 better with a kid seeing a boob than 181 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 seeing a head chopped off. But I'm 182 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 better with, like, a kid seeing a fist 183 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 fight that maybe ends a little bloody, 184 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 but like, you know, just like a fist fight, 185 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 like, violence, just violence between two 186 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 people, then having Kumar, a grown man, 187 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 being like, you can ride Santa's dick 188 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000 later. Like, that puts shit into, that 189 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 puts shit into the kid's head that 190 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 doesn't need to be there. That perverts, 191 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 like, that perverts innocence. Whereas a 192 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 fight is just something that happens in 193 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,000 nature. I find that more, more, more 194 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 perver, I find the, the blood in fighting 195 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 more perversion of innocence than I do 196 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 sex. That's just me. Yeah. I don't know. 197 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 I just felt it was inappropriate. Well, 198 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,000 regardless. It is. They're both 199 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 levels. Regardless, Kumar shouldn't 200 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,000 have said that. I think it's just showing 201 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,000 that Kumar hasn't changed. Like, he's 202 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 still the same. That's their point. Their point is that he's a kid 203 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 still. Yeah. Yeah, but even, 204 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 even then, there's a better, 205 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 better choice in front of kids. Maybe 206 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 he, like, he could have saved that 207 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 for when we were alone. I like how that's 208 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 your problem in not giving the kid cocaine. 209 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000 That one, that's, that's fine. 210 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Actually, every, every, 211 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 no, you wanna. He said my biggest problem 212 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 with this movie is him saying that stuff. 213 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Usually giving the kid cocaine, though, 214 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 and hot-boxing the kid is not a problem. 215 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 There's about three notes on here. I was like, fuck yeah, 216 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 let's get that kid high. 217 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 I was like, cocaine, fuck yeah, let's go. 218 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 I, that's my, one of my favorite 219 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,000 parts is the kid getting high. But you see 220 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 the juxtaposition, that's all. 221 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Because here's the thing. Here's the thing. 222 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Actual harm is okay. In this, 223 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,000 no, in this world, 224 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,000 she's gonna be okay. We know this. 225 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Like, we, we just know 226 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 that in this, in this world, this, 227 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 this kid, she makes it out okay. She's a 228 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 supernatural being. We'll get to that. 229 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 She ends up raving, so 230 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 at the Christmas party. 231 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 She climbs on the fucking ceiling 232 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,000 and another character who's, 233 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 who's not on drugs 234 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 points out that she's 235 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 a supernatural being. So 236 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 listen, that's the spawn of the fucking 237 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 devil. And if the spawn of the fucking 238 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 devil wants to ride the white lightning, 239 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 then let her. Bro, I don't wanna 240 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 get in the fucking way. She took on the 241 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 most notorious and feared man in New York 242 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 and lived to tell the tale. All while 243 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 then fucking scoring some E and dancing 244 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 to a rave party after. She's the 245 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 most badass character in movie history. 246 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 At age one or two, 247 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,000 she's, she defeats, 248 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000 she did what, what Spiderman took, 249 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 how long did it take Spiderman and Daredevil 250 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 to take down Kingpin? She 251 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 does it in one night, high on 252 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 cocaine, first night, Christmas Eve. 253 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 It's a Christmas miracle. I loved it. 254 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Bobby Lee. Oh, that's great. 255 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 I loved the cameos. Very funny. 256 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Was he not in Two and One? 257 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 He was in One. He was in One. I don't know if he was 258 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 in Two. I think he was. 259 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 No, I think he was. Two was Amsterdam. 260 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Yeah, Two was, Two was somewhere else. No, Two 261 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 was not Amsterdam. Two was 262 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Guantanamo Bay. Guantanamo Bay. 263 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Oh, God, I haven't seen 264 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Two in a while. That's been a minute. One 265 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 I've seen a lot. 266 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000 But I love Bobby Lee. He was very funny 267 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 in this. And he takes all the things. 268 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 And then I put, these 3D gimmicks are lame as fuck. 269 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 I did write that down. 270 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 When they jump into the 271 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 car, I understand that people 272 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 are throwing eggs. I even understand that someone 273 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000 stands up on the car and pisses on it. 274 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 Where did the guy get a handful of shit? 275 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 He pooped in his hand. 276 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 That was pretty extreme. That wouldn't 277 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000 happen in a real life situation. Oh, no kidding. 278 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 People have done that in real life. The rest of this 279 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 movie is so realistic. That 280 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 particular thing. Haven't you ever seen the video of 281 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,000 the girl shitting in Tim Hortons and throwing it at 282 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000 the worker? Oh, Jesus. Like, just 283 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 dropping a turd, picking it up, 284 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 throwing it. It does happen. 285 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Yeah. She had never been to the zoo? 286 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Well, I know monkeys do it, but 287 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 we're not monkeys. 288 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 Or the one where the guy's walking in the store and he all of a sudden 289 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 steps in shit that fell out of the girl's dress 290 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000 in front of him. There's a lot of nasty 291 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 videos like that. It's like, yeah, 292 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 that's why I look down when I walk in stores. 293 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Geez. 294 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 It's affected you forever. 295 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Especially out here, dude. Yeah. 296 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 Walking to a bullhead in 297 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 Walmart, Arizona. 298 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 You might walk into that shit. 299 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 So, 300 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 I like it. So then we get the 301 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 nerdy kid from 302 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 is he from Sex Drive? 303 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 No. What's he from? 304 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 What's he from? I don't know if he's from 305 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 anything. He is. That nerdy kid, 306 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000 he's been in some stuff. 307 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Please look that up. 308 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 It's kind of like Makeshift McLovin almost. 309 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Yeah, but he's been in a few things 310 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 that I, he's funny in them. 311 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 He's not in Greek. 312 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000 He's not in a, well, 313 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000 he's something. And, 314 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000 you let me know. But when he asks 315 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Kumar. Oh, wait. 316 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 I think I know what he's 317 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000 He's, he is on 318 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Celebrity 319 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 3rd one? 320 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,000 That's good. 321 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000 A show called Jake and Amir? 322 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Jake and Amir. Oh, holy shit. Yeah. 323 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Okay. Cool. I'm good. I don't know 324 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 exactly. I don't know. That's all I needed to know. 325 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,000 That's pretty much it. Yeah. Here's the, so, 326 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,000 okay, I'll give you some backstory of Jake and Amir. 327 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 It is 328 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 It is 329 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 one of the best prank 330 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 wars that's ever existed. 331 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 So Jake and Amir, 332 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000 it opens innocent 333 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 as fuck. It's Amir, 334 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,000 or he's, I think he's Jake. No, he's Amir. 335 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000 He's Amir. So Amir, 336 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 he listens to the same song 337 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000 every day at lunch. So, 338 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000 this dude, what he does is he 339 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 gets a song, and in the middle 340 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 of it, he just puts 341 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000 30, 20 seconds of whatever, 342 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 of hardcore porn 343 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 noises. Of like, just the song 344 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 stops, and it's just people fucking 345 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 real hard. And then, 346 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 he, and then the song continues. And he 347 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 goes on the dude's iPod, replaces 348 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 the song, does all the shit he needs to, 349 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 so that when the, and then he records Amir 350 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 sitting down, and listening to the song, 351 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 the guy's like, 352 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 and then like, then starts 353 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,000 fucking, he just stops for a second, and it's like, 354 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 you can see his brain, like, 355 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 frying a little bit, and then the song continues. 356 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Really subtle, good joke, 357 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 right? Or like, good prank. 358 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000 It escalates, 359 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 really 360 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 badly. Like, I think he gets him 361 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000 back by going up to 362 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 the audience before Jake is about 363 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 to perform stand-up, and telling him to 364 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000 not laugh at a single thing 365 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 he does. And they 366 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000 take it to like, the next level by 367 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 booing him, and like, 368 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 calling him out and shit, and like, he has one of the worst 369 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 sets ever, and that was like a follow-up. 370 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 But the best one, is, 371 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 I think one of the best ones, is 372 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 to get him back, 373 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 they go to a basketball game, and Amir 374 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000 wins, he goes to the bathroom, 375 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 and when he goes to the bathroom, 376 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Jake comes out, gets the whole stadium, he's like, 377 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000 listen, when my friend 378 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 gets back, we're gonna call 379 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 this half-court, million dollar shot, 380 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 and no matter what happens, 381 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 I need you guys to cheer, as if 382 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 he wins, because it's a blindfold one. 383 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000 So Amir gets 384 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 chosen, he goes down, he gets 385 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 blindfolded, he throws the ball, 386 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 misses like, crazy, 387 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000 everyone cheers as if he wins, 388 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 he takes the blindfold off, everyone's like confirming 389 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 that he wins, the million dollar check is 390 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 coming out, his whole life is 391 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 changing, he's crying, he's 392 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000 shaking, it's just, whole fucking 393 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 life is just like, 394 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 the mascot 395 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 takes off his head, and it's Jake. 396 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 And when he sees it, you just, you see everything 397 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 crumble. 398 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 Oh, and he gets him back, I mean 399 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 it keeps going, like, so if you're, 400 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 I know I ruined a little bit of it, but. So it's like a YouTube 401 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 series or anything? YouTube series, it's from College 402 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000 Humor before they did, before, back in the 403 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 old days of College Humor, so before 404 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Dropout College Humor, 405 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000 like the Dropout TV College Humor, 406 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 that's what they've become. Cause there was like two, 407 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 there was like a Comedy Central show that was 408 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 kinda like this too, wasn't there, it was like two English guys? 409 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000 I thought. 410 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Well these guys aren't English, these dudes are American. 411 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 Yeah, but they. I don't know, what, did they prank 412 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 each other? They did pranks, it was like, 413 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Oh! Is it Ed and Eddie? 414 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 No, I know exactly what you're talking about. 415 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 Yeah, it was like two names. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 416 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000 Like Ed and Eddie, kinda. Yeah, it's not, oh 417 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000 Jesus, now they're saying Ed and Eddie. Blank versus 418 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Blank, or? Oh, Kenny versus 419 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Spenny. That's it, Kenny and Spenny. 420 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Kenny versus Spenny, that's what it was. 421 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 That show was pretty funny, that was kinda like this, wasn't it? 422 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Kinda like that, yeah, but this was 423 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 a YouTube thing, so I highly 424 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 recommend it, highly recommend looking up 425 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Jake and Amir Prank War on YouTube, 426 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000 watch all those, they're fairly short, 427 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 they're usually about five minutes, 428 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 there's about six of them, and they're very 429 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000 funny, seeing it happen. 430 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 God, I don't wanna keep ruining them. 431 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 So, 432 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000 we, oh yeah, 433 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 so Amir asks 434 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Kumar, he's like, hey, do you wanna 435 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 go to this party? And he's like, 436 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 no, no can do, I have to stay high, 437 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 I have to stay here and smoke the sweet or else I won't get high. 438 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 And I like that response, 439 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 it's so good, I love it. 440 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Waffle Bot, fine print. 441 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000 The 442 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 I'm pregnant scene, okay, this is a little 443 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 nippy, why is it always 444 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 like so 445 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 high octane, like the emotions? 446 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 So, I get it. 447 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 You mean a female who's pregnant, 448 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000 why is it so high octane? Cause it's 449 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 the most realistic thing about it. 450 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 I was like, that is 451 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 the scene in this movie, oh, this is 452 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 real. Let me explain. 453 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 I think that she 454 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 probably didn't just find out she's pregnant. 455 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 I don't think that she's coming to Kumar 456 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 on day one. 457 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 No, probably day three, five, four, 458 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 maybe she's known for a week or two, maybe she's finding out her way 459 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 to talk to him. She's had time to process. 460 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000 I could tell you exactly how I process 461 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 when my wife first told me she was pregnant. 462 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 When we were still dating, 463 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000 pregnant with our first child. 464 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 She told me, and I was just like, 465 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 I'm going to go outside for a second. 466 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 And just kind of process this. 467 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 I'm going to go smoke, 468 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 probably my last bowl for a while. 469 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 And a cigarette. 470 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 And process this and I'll be back in in a minute. 471 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 I went outside and that's what I did. 472 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 And she came out and we were talking 473 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 and I was like, okay. 474 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 And then reality set in. 475 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 And it's like, alright, well, yeah. 476 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 But if you were as high as he was. 477 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000 You're watching Christmas Storywall. 478 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000 That's my point though. 479 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000 She knows who he is. 480 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 She dated him for a long time. 481 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 She knows that he's a super. 482 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 I knew you would be this way. 483 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Exactly. So why the fuck is she getting all upset? 484 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 That's my point. 485 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000 Do you know any women, Andy? 486 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000 I know. 487 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000 Hormones. 488 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Hormones are a bitch. 489 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 But I have more respect for her as a person. 490 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 That's what I'm saying. 491 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 I feel like she has time to process. 492 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000 She shows up. She knows she's going to talk to her. 493 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000 She's going to get some stone out of her mind ex-boyfriend. 494 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 But she's also like three, 495 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 she's supposed to be like three months pregnant 496 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000 because she's been gone for three months. 497 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000 By that point, you're past your first try. 498 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 You're in your second trimester. 499 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Your hormones are all over the place. 500 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000 But all he did was get distracted by the TV. 501 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:37,000 When she was telling him a big life changing thing. 502 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Hey, we're having a kid together. 503 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Andy, I've seen you react first to me 504 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000 if I look down at my tablet for two seconds. 505 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 What are you talking about? 506 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 Are you pregnant? 507 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Are you pregnant? 508 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000 All I'm saying 509 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 is that 510 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 if I were to 511 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 if I had a partner 512 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 I would hope 513 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 that they would know 514 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 how, like they would have an idea 515 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000 of my reaction to being like 516 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000 of this kind of news. 517 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 Like if I were a Kumar 518 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 and I was that disrespectful all the fucking time 519 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 No, but I'm not. 520 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 I'm more destructive, I think. 521 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000 My wife still brings up the fact 522 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 that the first thing I did was go outside 523 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 and process it. 524 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 So, yeah. 525 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 So she didn't like that at all. 526 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 They don't like that at all. 527 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 They don't like that you're not paying attention to them. 528 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 That sounded super reasonable to me 529 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 when you were saying it. 530 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 I did it very reasonably, but she didn't like it. 531 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 It is reasonable to us. 532 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 Reasonable to us and reasonable to them 533 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000 are not the same thing. 534 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 I mean, I was like, 535 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 I don't know what was going on inside of my head, 536 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000 but inside my head was fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 537 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Right, there's nothing really going on in our head 538 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 most of the time. 539 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 How am I going to, I will never financially recover. 540 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 The question they like to ask you is what are you thinking? 541 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 And I'm like, nothing. 542 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 I'm not thinking anything. 543 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000 I'm in my nothing box right now. 544 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 I guess what I'm saying is this. 545 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 If I were to walk up to somebody 546 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 that I know very well has tendencies to do something. 547 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 If I were to walk up to Batman, 548 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 that the Joker currently is robbing a bank, 549 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,000 I suspect Batman would then immediately go fuck off 550 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 and go fight Joker, correct? 551 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 If I go to Kumar and tell him that I'm pregnant, 552 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 I'm assuming that he's going to be too high, 553 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 going to get distracted by the TV. 554 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,000 So then why am I going to ramp my anger up to a fucking 11 555 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 and attack him? 556 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 I get that you're saying hormones and I get that. 557 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 And so then fine. 558 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 If we're just going to chalk it up to women be women 559 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 and hormones and shit, then fine, I guess. 560 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 She's three months in. 561 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 She knows what's up. 562 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000 She fucking had like time to think about this. 563 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 I think she's smart enough. 564 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 She's been proven smart enough in the other movies 565 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 to be able to handle this. 566 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 Even at the end, she like is pretty cool with like, 567 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 you know, Kumar just still smoke weed and shit. 568 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000 I just it just didn't add up. 569 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 It felt like an artificial. 570 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 I think it also usually does. 571 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000 It also could be like, you know, 572 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 showing kind of the downfall of their relationship 573 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 from the get go is like this is kind of just who he was 574 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 and what he was doing. 575 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 She even actually kind of says, yeah, she's like, you're not growing. 576 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 You're not growing. 577 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000 That's a hard thing for a woman that loves you to see you not grow. 578 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000 Oh, trust me. 579 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 That's every I think every woman that's ever looked at. 580 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Shout out to anyone who's ever dated me 581 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,000 and has not seen any growth or change. 582 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 This podcast is proof of proof of growth. 583 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 No, it's not. 584 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:31,000 This is this is this is a minor drop in the bucket of what 585 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000 you're growing weekly, Andy. 586 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Yeah. 587 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 And I need to be losing weight. 588 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Thanks for pointing out. 589 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 I thought it was just winter weight. 590 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 Yeah, it is. 591 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000 Just started. 592 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000 My last line was just sure that was helpful there. 593 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000 We're ready. 594 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 We're ready. It's OK. 595 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000 Just accept the I put just accept the human being in front of you 596 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 is who they are is what I was saying to her basically. 597 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 I feel like she just I don't see that feeling. 598 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 I'm just saying realistically, it's 599 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 even I just even then 600 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,000 those who've lived it, trust me, it was very normal interaction. 601 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000 It's just I wasn't put off by it. 602 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:11,000 OK, I just feel like this isn't the first time they've had this fight 603 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 or they don't have this fight. 604 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 It's definitely not the first time and not the last time. 605 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Or they don't have this fight. 606 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 It's like, no, but the thing is, she fight the rest of their life 607 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 that long choice, but they just don't. 608 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000 What they try and change is that's what they do. 609 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Statistically, people lose half their 610 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,000 statistically, people lose half their friends every seven years. 611 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 That's a scary statistic. 612 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 And I kind of I'm thinking back. It's kind of close. 613 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000 Close. Yeah. You lose a bunch of friends all the time. 614 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,000 And then when Kumar shaves, I was like, I like the beard. 615 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 So sad. Yeah. 616 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Well, we hear machetes backstory of the tree. 617 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 Love the super funny. 618 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:50,000 And he killed his mom and fucking those so funny. 619 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:58,000 And then, oh, there's a super weird editing choice that I picked up on, 620 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,000 like a weird, I think dropped scene. 621 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:06,000 So when they're at the tree and you have like the big tiny Tim, 622 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:11,000 I guess was supposed to be the big Latino Latino gangster guy. 623 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000 You know what I'm talking about? 624 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000 The one with the crutches. Right. 625 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Supposed to be tiny Tim. 626 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 And I didn't say it, but like, you know, 627 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,000 but then there's the guy with the fucked up eyes. 628 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000 My eyes are fucked up. 629 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 He says, I didn't see nothing to my eyes are fucked up. 630 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000 And so when he says that, he says, I didn't see nothing. 631 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000 My eyes are fucked up. 632 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000 And then he goes, it cuts away. 633 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000 And he goes, and machete says something, a day trail. 634 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,000 And then when it cuts back for the rest of the time that he's in the 635 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000 background, he's holding his, he's holding the side of his face. 636 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000 Like you just got hit. 637 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000 And then at the very end, 638 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,000 he looks up kind of afraid wall holding the side of his face. 639 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 Like he's going to get hit again. 640 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000 So what I think happened, 641 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:50,000 I think Danny trail's character smacked them and they cut it out. 642 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,000 But the scene after he had too good of a take after. 643 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000 I thought no one would fucking notice because what we beat all too 644 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000 high. 645 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Well, sometimes that gives me superpowers to notice even more shit, 646 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Harold and Kumar. 647 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 So, uh, I love that he, 648 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,000 they brought the whole family with them to the Christmas. 649 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000 Yeah, that was fucked up. 650 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,000 That was very, uh, Christmas vacation. 651 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000 Yeah. 652 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:15,000 But, uh, I like the, just the, the tree being so important. 653 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Then when we get them together, I like that it's, it's awkward at first. 654 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 It's bitter. 655 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,000 But, uh, the joint really does bring them together. 656 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Like the tree on fire. 657 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Great. 658 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000 I like the Christmas wrapping paper. 659 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Fucking window that he made, which wouldn't hold up. 660 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 It walks up and says, 661 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000 He's like stained glass, but, uh, different. 662 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000 Uh, 663 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000 So, uh, 664 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000 What's that? 665 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Uh, getting the kid high. 666 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000 Smoking. 667 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 We start with weed, which is great. 668 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000 I do have issues with the kid. 669 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Now. 670 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000 I did have issues. I put like, how does the kid know what munchies are? 671 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,000 How does the kid like know this word? 672 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000 Like it's a child. 673 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,000 How would they know what munchies are related to being high? 674 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Like she says, I want munchies. 675 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:06,000 That's not something you say unless you know that munchies is a thing that high people call eating food. 676 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Unless she was really talking about the brand of chips that have a little bit of everything in it. 677 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,000 You know, like the pretzels or the chino. 678 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 She more likely would be like, I want chicken nuggies. 679 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Yeah, exactly. 680 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,000 I want a happy. 681 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000 I want nuggets. 682 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 Uh, but. 683 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:31,000 So I did have issues with her having too much adult knowledge, but she's literally, literally the spawn of fucking safety. 684 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000 She loved Wu-Tang Clan. 685 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000 She loves, yeah, no one I'm fucked with. 686 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:40,000 But, uh, Santa being real proves supernatural. 687 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Actually, the cheetah, them riding the cheetah in the first movie was proof of supernatural stuff. 688 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:53,000 And the Neil Patrick Harris coming back from life, going up to heaven and coming back proves heaven is real. 689 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:57,000 So I think that, yeah, that's my whole fucking thing. 690 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:03,000 The best thing I've ever seen is Neil Patrick Harris snorting cocaine off a stripper dressed as an elf. 691 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 Oh, yeah, dude. 692 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:10,000 The whole that he faked being gay with his actual husband. 693 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000 That was his real husband. 694 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 When he fakes being gay to hook up with chicks. 695 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Neil Patrick Harris in this is amazing. 696 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000 He's just amazing. 697 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 This is what brought back his career. 698 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:24,000 The first Harold and Kumar made him the I think got him the role of Barney Stimson in How I Met Your Mother. 699 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:34,000 When he got that and then he by that point, I think during How I Met Your Mother or right after Harold and Kumar, he came out as gay or maybe right before. 700 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000 Somewhere. 701 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000 But it was around then. 702 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000 Yeah. 703 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,000 And then I think he became like a like a gay icon, gay hero. 704 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:44,000 And also How I Met Your Mother led us to Copacay. 705 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000 How? 706 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:51,000 By his obsession with the main bad guy as the good guy of the movie. 707 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 Oh, it was Barney Stinson's take. 708 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 Well, it was really the writers, I guess, that of How I Met Your Mother. 709 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000 Did you write on that show? 710 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Why? 711 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 That's actually one of your takes. 712 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000 It's like you. 713 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:07,000 Yeah, it would be like if I had a show by the end of this, we'd have a well, actually, shit. 714 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 They're Disney's making it. 715 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:13,000 It's called Mufasa and it's about a sympathetic scar. 716 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000 It's right. 717 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Which is my whole fucking thing since the beginning of time has been has been like, I think scar gets a bad rap. 718 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 Oh, that's adorable. 719 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:28,000 It's a picture of his kids wearing a Captain America helmet and then a Minecraft hat. 720 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Is that their Halloween outfit? 721 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000 I guess. 722 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 She went to five and below for him. 723 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000 He's going to be a creeper from Minecraft? 724 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Yeah. 725 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Is that one of the ones that explode? 726 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,000 Yes. 727 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000 Is that what he's wearing? 728 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000 That's what he's wearing. 729 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,000 Oh, yeah. 730 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,000 You see the real it actually does explode. 731 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000 Is that it? 732 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000 Yeah. 733 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000 Well, in the game. 734 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000 In the game or the. 735 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000 No, in real life. 736 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 She just bought him an exploding head. 737 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000 Exploding head. 738 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Michael, I don't know where you think condoning actual child death is funny. 739 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000 This is something we don't fuck around and talk around with. 740 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000 This is a real child that we really know. 741 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000 It's breaded son. 742 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,000 I want you to apologize. 743 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000 This episode already aired. 744 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000 The episode already aired. 745 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000 No, that's in a movie. 746 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 That's with aliens and shit running around. 747 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 This is real life, Michael. 748 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 This is someone that we love vicariously through bread. 749 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,000 I didn't buy it. 750 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000 I didn't buy it. 751 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000 It's like a baby. 752 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000 I don't know. 753 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000 I went to Thanksgiving with this family. 754 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,000 I spent quality time with these kids. 755 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,000 I played with the bluey doll and they loved me for a few minutes. 756 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,000 They won't remember who I am if they saw me. 757 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,000 It's funny. 758 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Yesterday, before going to work, they both pulled out their costumes from last year and 759 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000 wanted to wear them. 760 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:34,000 So, my five year old was in his full Iron Man costume with his mask and my youngest was 761 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 in his full Batman costume with his mask. 762 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 He was walking and I was like, Reese, what are you doing? 763 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 He's like, no daddy, I'm Batman. 764 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000 I'm Batman. 765 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000 He's a boy. 766 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000 All day. 767 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000 Come on, let's go. 768 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000 I guess, yeah, it's October 12th. 769 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000 Early October. 770 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000 You can do that. 771 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000 That's fun. 772 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000 When that happened. 773 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000 It's Christmas time, though. 774 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Merry Christmas, everyone. 775 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Last year, they were wearing those costumes all year. 776 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Afterwards, they just wanted to wear them constantly. 777 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000 It's pretty fun. 778 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000 It's fun. 779 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000 It's hilarious. 780 00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:02,060 I told the kids, I'm going to be a 781 00:29:02,060 --> 00:29:11,080 good dad, I'm going to be a good dad. 782 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,080 I told them that you work at the White House. 783 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:16,080 And Kumar going, who would believe that? 784 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,080 Very funny because he worked at the White House, the actor. 785 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,080 He was also in House. 786 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,080 That's when he left House to go work in the White House. 787 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,080 Yes, he left House to go to the White House. 788 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,080 And they did him dirty in House. 789 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,080 I think he killed himself. 790 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,080 I don't remember what his write-off was. 791 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,080 I think his write-off was, they did him dirty. 792 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,080 He killed himself and they had to deal with that. 793 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,100 The other interns or the other people that were his new. 794 00:29:37,100 --> 00:29:41,100 He was part of the newer House team that came in. 795 00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:43,100 He was on for a couple years. 796 00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:45,100 What did he do when he worked at the White House? 797 00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:47,100 He was a court. 798 00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:49,100 I don't know what his job was. 799 00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:53,080 He was like in this, not speech writing, but in that kind of 800 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,080 of a... 801 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,080 He had a job, though. 802 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,080 It was like a legit job. 803 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,080 Was it under Obama? 804 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,080 Yes. 805 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,080 Under Obama. 806 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,080 I think maybe all eight years of Obama. 807 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,080 Oh, wow. 808 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,080 But, yeah, I mean, that was like... 809 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:09,080 And then I think after that he probably agreed to do a 810 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,100 heroin kumar. 811 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:11,100 And he did get fat. 812 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,100 He got put on some weight. 813 00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:14,100 He got comfortable. 814 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:16,100 Yeah, working at the White House. 815 00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:17,100 Comfortable in life. 816 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,100 I guess. 817 00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:20,100 It's not a stressful life at all. 818 00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:22,100 The claymation scene. 819 00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:24,100 Absolutely top notch, super fun. 820 00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:25,100 Love it. 821 00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:26,100 The plan. 822 00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:29,120 I loved before the claymation scene when they're like, I think 823 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,120 the kids put something in that drink, either drugs or kum. 824 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,120 And he's like, not kum. 825 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,120 Yeah. 826 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,120 That whole party scene was fun. 827 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:41,120 I think even the beer pong trick was kind of stupid, but fun. 828 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:43,120 Bounces it off everything. 829 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,120 The roll-de-roll? 830 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,120 Yeah. 831 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:52,140 I also think Amir realizing, made about to get fucked, that 832 00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:54,140 her dad's the most feared. 833 00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:55,140 And that's a really fun... 834 00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:56,140 Are you going soft on me? 835 00:30:56,140 --> 00:30:58,140 Fun montage of the dad killing everyone. 836 00:30:58,140 --> 00:31:00,140 She's like, you're going to fuck me. 837 00:31:00,140 --> 00:31:02,140 And she's pulling out his dick. 838 00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:05,140 And it leads to her trying to rape them, which is very funny. 839 00:31:05,140 --> 00:31:08,160 It's like, no, he's single. 840 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,160 You can fuck him. 841 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,160 And he's like, yeah. 842 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:16,160 But the plan that they make, which is like, well, here's the 843 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,160 plan of getting inside. 844 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,160 It's like, you'll distract him. 845 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,160 We'll get the altar boy with a pillow. 846 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,160 Come on. 847 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,160 It's an altar boy pillow. 848 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:29,180 And it cuts to the priest just running down a hallway after. 849 00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:33,180 That whole fucking montage was brilliant. 850 00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:36,180 Because it really ramps up towards the end here. 851 00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:41,180 It's like getting the kid high, them hiding when she gets like 852 00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:45,180 coked up and becomes the Antichrist and starts running 853 00:31:45,180 --> 00:31:46,180 around. 854 00:31:46,180 --> 00:31:47,200 The claymation's great. 855 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,200 The plan is great. 856 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,200 Then we get Neil Patrick Harris, which is the highlight of the 857 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,200 movie, that whole fucking part. 858 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,200 He helps them out. 859 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,200 He's cool. 860 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,200 Then we get them getting caught. 861 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:05,200 We have the torture, well, the would-be torture scene. 862 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,220 I like that they resolve those dude's friendships. 863 00:32:07,220 --> 00:32:11,220 And then they turn on them, and it's like, great. 864 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:13,220 But you're going to have to kill your person. 865 00:32:13,220 --> 00:32:15,220 And Wafflebot saves the day. 866 00:32:15,220 --> 00:32:17,220 Wafflebot loves Kumar. 867 00:32:17,220 --> 00:32:20,220 Wafflebot loves Kumar. 868 00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:22,220 These guys hate Waffle. 869 00:32:22,220 --> 00:32:24,220 These guys hate, well, they love pancakes. 870 00:32:24,220 --> 00:32:28,240 Wafflebot hates pancakes. 871 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,240 He fucks them up. 872 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,240 The dick getting stuck to the pole. 873 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,240 Fucking hilarious. 874 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,240 So good. 875 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:41,240 The fact that they set that up in the opening scenes of the 876 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,240 movie with the tongue on the pole, perfect. 877 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,240 Super good. 878 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,260 That was great. 879 00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:48,260 I've seen this in a movie once. 880 00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:50,260 You're lost, and he shoots a shotgun up in the air. 881 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:54,260 Terrible idea in real life, especially since he hit fucking 882 00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:59,260 Santa, clipped his forehead from a few hundred feet up, some 883 00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:03,260 really powerful slug, or I don't know what he was shooting. 884 00:33:03,260 --> 00:33:05,260 But he clips Santa's head, Santa crawls down. 885 00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:07,280 Then he weep the doctor scene. 886 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,280 Go and send a gift bag and get as much medical supplies as you 887 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,280 can. 888 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,280 It doesn't even question it. 889 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,280 Got it. 890 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,280 Goes in, gets it, heals him up, which I love. 891 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,300 It just fixes him. 892 00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:18,240 He's like, oh, I'm a little woozy, but cool. 893 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,240 I'm going to have a ride. 894 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,240 Fucking awesome. 895 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,240 Harold standing up to Machete. 896 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,240 Great scene. 897 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,240 Great scene. 898 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,240 I love that Machete then also is like, this is what I've been 899 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,240 waiting for. 900 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,240 My daughter dated some fucking pussy. 901 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,240 And it's like, thanks. 902 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,240 Then he says his name. 903 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,240 It's like, no, it's Mr. 904 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,240 Gerson. 905 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:39,240 Which is perfect, because that's how, yeah, I love it. 906 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:44,240 And then, yeah, they're friends again. 907 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,240 And it ends. 908 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:50,240 I mean, honestly, this is a Christmas classic in my mind. 909 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,240 Yeah. 910 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,240 It's so Christmassy. 911 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,240 The music is great. 912 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,240 You get Santa. 913 00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,240 You get a little bit of the Antichrist. 914 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,240 I think it's Christmassy for us. 915 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,240 Yes. 916 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,240 It's not going to make anybody's list of classic holiday films 917 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,240 unless it's written on rolling papers. 918 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,240 And well, ours is. 919 00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:09,240 Yeah. 920 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:10,240 So it's OK for us. 921 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:12,240 But I'm not sure I'd show my granddaughter this movie. 922 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:13,240 No. 923 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,240 You know what I'm saying? 924 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:15,240 No. 925 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:16,240 I'm not sure I'd show my granddaughter this movie. 926 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,240 Well, let me put it this way. 927 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:21,240 If I know someone who likes rated R comedies, 928 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,240 I wouldn't show a child this. 929 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:24,240 No. 930 00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:27,240 But I would definitely show one of our coworkers who had seen it. 931 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:29,240 A teenager, though, 14, 15. 932 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:30,240 Yeah. 933 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:31,240 Yeah. 934 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:34,240 But it's like, if I knew a young person who likes holiday movies, 935 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:37,240 likes raunchy comedies, this is even super raunchy. 936 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:40,240 You do see a dick stuck to a pole. 937 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:42,240 And a kid on multiple drugs. 938 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,240 Multiple drugs. 939 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:44,240 Yeah, it's kind of raunchy. 940 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:45,240 It's pretty raunchy. 941 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,240 Yeah. 942 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,240 But well acted all the way around. 943 00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:49,240 Love the cameos, like you said. 944 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,240 A lot of guest actors. 945 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:52,240 You got the dude from Reno 911. 946 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,240 You got Bobby Lee. 947 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,240 You've got a... 948 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,240 Would you watch it with your grandma? 949 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,240 I would. 950 00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,240 I would with my grandma. 951 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:00,240 But my grandma's a stoner. 952 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:03,240 Well, I watched Oz with my grandma. 953 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:06,240 So I would watch Harold and Kumar with my grandma. 954 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:09,240 You know, I never had a strong relationship with any of my grandmas. 955 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,240 What about your parents? 956 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,240 I mean, your parents are... 957 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,240 I would watch this with my dad. 958 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,240 I'm saying with your dad, but not your mom. 959 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:15,240 That's what I was thinking. 960 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:16,240 You would watch it with my mom? 961 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,240 Yeah, I wouldn't think anything wrong. 962 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:20,240 It's just I don't think she would enjoy it. 963 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:21,240 That's why I wouldn't enjoy it. 964 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:22,240 My mom wouldn't enjoy it. 965 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,240 Like I just know she wouldn't have a good time. 966 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:26,240 My dad would think it's funny. 967 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:27,240 My mom would love to see it. 968 00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:29,240 I think I've watched this with my dad probably. 969 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:30,240 Yeah. 970 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:33,240 We go see goofy comedies all the time. 971 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:34,240 Oh, my dad's like... 972 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:35,240 I mean, just like... 973 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,240 What's that movie? 974 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:38,240 The Hangover. 975 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:41,240 When we saw The Hangover the first time? 976 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,240 Yeah. 977 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:43,240 Yeah. 978 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,240 I mean, that's a movie you might not want to watch with your parents, but I remember 979 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:48,240 my dad think it's the best, funniest fucking movie he'd ever seen in his life. 980 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,240 Yeah. 981 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:54,240 Still, when that Hangover, the first Hangover came out, there was few movies that got that 982 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:57,240 big of a reception of like, this is the funniest fucking thing. 983 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,240 And no one was wrong. 984 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:00,240 If you told anybody, go watch The Hangover. 985 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,240 No, this movie feels a lot like The Hangover. 986 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,240 Yeah, it does. 987 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,240 It has that feeling to it. 988 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:05,240 Yeah. 989 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:06,240 That kind of adventure... 990 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,240 Destructive adventure. 991 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,240 Yeah. 992 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:11,240 That was like the first Harold and Kumar movie was like that. 993 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:16,240 It was, even though it was a stoner driven comedy, it was definitely well received by 994 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:18,240 pretty much everybody. 995 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,240 Yeah. 996 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:20,240 I... 997 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:26,240 This was a fun conclusion, if it has to be the conclusion of Harold and Kumar, but I 998 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:29,240 would so fucking love one in their 40s. 999 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:31,240 I want to see a 50 year old Harold and Kumar. 1000 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:34,240 I want to see a Harold and Kumar, Cheech and Chong crossover. 1001 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:35,240 That would be fun. 1002 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,240 That would be fun. 1003 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,240 That would be fun. 1004 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,240 If they did... 1005 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:43,240 Cheech and Chong now, if they're Harold and Kumar versus Cheech and Chong. 1006 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:44,240 Versus. 1007 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:45,240 You're going to make it first. 1008 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:46,240 You just call it that. 1009 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,240 You just call it that, but it's really just them getting high. 1010 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:52,240 Maybe they do have big beef, but then they all just get high and forget about it or something. 1011 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,240 They're like racing to a White Castle. 1012 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:55,240 Yeah. 1013 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:56,240 Yeah. 1014 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:58,240 White Castle's last two hamburgers. 1015 00:36:58,240 --> 00:36:59,240 Yeah. 1016 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:00,240 Yeah. 1017 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,240 That'd be pretty fun. 1018 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:06,240 That'd be a pretty fun little thing. 1019 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:10,240 But yeah, I give this a B minus. 1020 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:15,240 It would be a straight B if it wasn't for the 3D gimmicks, in my opinion. 1021 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:19,240 I would have given it maybe even a B plus as far as I really like this movie. 1022 00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:22,240 I've seen it so many times. 1023 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,240 It's just delightful. 1024 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:30,240 Everything about it makes me feel good, but the 3D gimmicks really don't hold up, in my 1025 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:31,240 opinion. 1026 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:32,240 So it knocks it down to B minus. 1027 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:34,240 Not without 3D, yeah. 1028 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:39,240 If I would have watched it in 3D with some sort of 3D capability, I thought it was funny 1029 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:43,240 they were watching 3D on the 3D TVs, and I completely forgot that was a thing. 1030 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:44,240 Yeah. 1031 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:47,240 I'm so glad I didn't buy into that back then because they were super expensive, and I almost 1032 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,240 bought one. 1033 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:49,240 Oh, the perfect Christmas present. 1034 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,240 I almost bought one for Black Friday. 1035 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,240 Did they buy one? 1036 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:53,240 I don't think they ever watched 3D on it. 1037 00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:54,240 No. 1038 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:55,240 I put 3D content on there all the time. 1039 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,240 I don't think they ever did it once. 1040 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:58,240 How did it work? 1041 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:01,240 I've never actually seen one in real life. 1042 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:02,240 Oh, they had glasses. 1043 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:05,240 I thought you were talking about the one that did have glasses. 1044 00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,240 There was one that came out without glasses. 1045 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:09,240 But you had glasses that you would have in your home. 1046 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:14,240 I watched 3D stuff in there, and it was pretty cool. 1047 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,240 Yeah. 1048 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,240 Not like VR. 1049 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,240 I could imagine playing games with the 3D. 1050 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:19,240 It would have been kind of interesting. 1051 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:26,240 Killzone, I remember, had a 3D element to it that made it feel more immersive, but I 1052 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,240 never... 1053 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:32,240 It just was like a gimmick that no one ever really played into, so it just kind of died 1054 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,240 out quickly. 1055 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:34,240 Yeah. 1056 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:37,240 But I think I would probably give this movie probably a B- as well. 1057 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,240 Okay, two B-s. 1058 00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:39,240 That makes three. 1059 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:40,240 That's what I had in it. 1060 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:41,240 Yeah. 1061 00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:42,240 All right, so it's a straight up... 1062 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:43,240 Four out of five stars. 1063 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,240 Yeah. 1064 00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:45,240 Yeah. 1065 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,240 B-. 1066 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,240 So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. 1067 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,240 Harold and Kumar, 3D Christmas. 1068 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:51,240 The very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas. 1069 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:53,240 A... and then... 1070 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:58,040 Now, I'm curious if I would have watched the extended, unrated version, if it would have 1071 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,040 been a different grade or not. 1072 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,040 Was there one? 1073 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,040 There was, but... 1074 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,840 There was, but the... that one you can only buy on Prime. 1075 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,640 This one was available for rent. 1076 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,040 The extended cut was a buy for $15. 1077 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,040 I was like, I don't know if I want to buy it. 1078 00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:15,040 Huh. 1079 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,040 Did I watch the extended? 1080 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,240 I don't think I did. 1081 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,240 How long was your version? 1082 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:20,240 Oh, I don't know. 1083 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:21,240 Sparksvahak2011108-0. 1084 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,240 Hey, well, listen. 1085 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:27,240 Let's not name the exact model of it, but mine was an hour and a half. 1086 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,240 I think that's... 1087 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:31,240 I think that's what I was going to say. 1088 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,240 Okay, well then there you go. 1089 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:37,240 All right, everybody, well, join us tomorrow for another exciting Christmas episode. 1090 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:38,240 We'll get into something. 1091 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,240 Maybe it'll be dark. 1092 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,240 Maybe it'll be fun. 1093 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:44,640 We don't know exactly how I'm going to put these in order, but join us tomorrow. 1094 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,640 With me is always... 1095 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:50,120 With me is always... it's Brennan Frosty. 1096 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:56,080 The snowman had a... 1097 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,080 Shipley up to Boston. 1098 00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,080 Ho, ho, ho. 1099 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,760 With me is always... it is Michael. 1100 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:15,080 He is not only as wise as he is handsome, as handsome as he is old, and as old as he 1101 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:19,360 is, Larsen. 1102 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,160 So is this where I bring out the bad jokes? 1103 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,160 The bad jokes? 1104 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:24,160 Have Merry Christmas everyone. 1105 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,120 And I need to think about my outros better. 1106 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,120 I'm Andy Rice. 1107 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,720 This is Christmas time. 1108 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:32,600 Your people, it's a present. 1109 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:33,600 Join us tomorrow. 1110 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,600 Bye. 1111 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,600 Bye. 1112 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:47,600 It's a Friday night at Christmas and I've invited everyone. 1113 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:55,880 Grab a pipe, a bong, a joint and all have ourselves some fun. 1114 00:40:55,880 --> 00:41:02,280 It's a fried rice Christmas and Andy's really high. 1115 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,280 He's gonna go on a tangent soon. 1116 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:09,200 The guys are standing by. 1117 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,920 It's a fried rice Christmas. 1118 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,640 Let's all smoke some pot. 1119 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:19,120 We love all of our listeners. 1120 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,280 You all mean a lot. 1121 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,280 It's a fried rice Christmas. 1122 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,280 Ho, ho, ho. 1123 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:49,560 Ho, ho, ho.