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It's a fried rice Christmas, ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.

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So anyway, those are sleigh bells and welcome everybody to the, I don't know what day of the, but welcome to another day or the first day of eight crazy nights.

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One of the days of Christmas.

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Where we today are talking about 1998 Jack Frost. And so with me as always we have Austin, he's a snowman feral.

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So okay, we have Michael, he's a reindeer Larson. Ho ho ho everybody. And we have Brennan. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Brennan all the way. Oh what Brennan, Brennan, Brennan, Brennan all the way.

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Shipley up to Boston.

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Hello everybody.

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I gotta figure out where you're going. I can't join in on that one. I know it could. And I'm Andy Rice. I'm named after a food I don't eat very often.

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And let's get fried. This is the Fried Rice podcast.

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So we're talking about Jack Frost and I know that you all watched the 1998 version and so did I. But first, let me talk about the 1979 ranking best Jack Frost.

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I was going to watch the horror movie and get into it but no you're right. You Mike made a point earlier.

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We had enough horror this year. Remember two months ago? Yeah, too much horror. A lot of Halloween specials.

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So the 1979 version, just real quick, a couple notes. It's the ranking best. So they did all those old like reindeer claymation stop motion stuff.

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The puppets, the claymation, whatever they use is so phenomenally like just phenomenal. It's so good. The detail is so precise.

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There's a scene where it opens real strong with some Groundhog Day stuff. Like more Groundhog Day than the movie Groundhog Day.

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It's just really great. Like the main narrator is a groundhog talking about how he comes out and he made a deal with Jack Frost that he'll look at his,

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he'll get scared by his shadow every winter so that Jack Frost gets an extra six weeks to fuck around, right?

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And then he sings a song about being a groundhog. It's a whole thing. But the puppets are so good because when he comes out,

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it pans across and you see all the news reporters from like the 70s when this was made and you see like they're so realistic looking.

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There's a guy with a cigar sticking out with a camera. There's like a chick with like hair. She kind of like looks out from her camera.

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She's got like a frown on her face. And it's so fucking good. The detail. It's like why didn't Rankin-Bass?

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I know that we all know it from our, bless you, I know it's all we know that from our youth, but like why did that get bigger?

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Why is there not like a Rankin-Bass legacy studio right now? Like Jim Henson.

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Yeah. Why is it all holiday themed versus just a regular show?

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Like if you look at a movie like Fantastic Mr. Fox or even their other Rankin-Bass stuff, but like Nightmare Before Christmas,

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these things that people absolutely fucking love, right? Because the handcrafted like look and feel.

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The Wallace and Gromit. Like that kind of stuff.

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I'm not a fan of Wallace and Gromit's comedy, but yes, the love that people put into it, I can totally see.

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Chicken Run, dude.

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I see. That was never for me.

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You know, PlayStation just did their state of play where they showed a bunch of new games.

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One of them is a game that is completely claymation.

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What's it called?

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I forgot what it was called, but like they showed the trailer and like all the enemies that your main guy, everything's animated in a claymation form.

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Yeah, that's amazing. So I, yeah, so this, this just, if you fast forward through the songs

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and you just like ignore the kind of like the extra cutesy kidsy stuff that this like is that this has like it goes real hard G rating.

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Like Jack Frost is just this like like this ghost. He just whistles a lot. He falls in love with the girl.

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He becomes human. So the city's called January Junction.

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I thought that's a cute name for a city that's going to be real winter themed.

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This is probably the most interesting aspect of the whole movie.

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There's a Kublai, there's a the king of Kublai Khan, and he's this like he's this Russian guy with a little puppet.

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Oh, I had to show you guys. Ah, damn it.

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Here, I need to show you guys. We'll be right back.

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And we're back. Sorry about that. I had to show them this movie that I didn't make them watch.

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My life is now shorter.

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Yeah, but it was it was really funny.

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So but oh, I forgot to. So you guys were introduced to Kublai Khan.

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He's the the evil robber baron. And when you when you first see him, there's this couple there

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getting pumpkins ready and he tells his wife, Hello, wife, I saved a copper a copper canoop kick.

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And she's like, what is that going to do?

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We need one hundred copper canoop kits to make one fucking dollar.

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And then we can buy a present for our kid. And he's like and they talk like this.

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He's like, OK, but it's at least the start, honey. You know, they're kind of having an argument.

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And then Kublai Khan comes in on his iron horse and he's like, I smell copper, Cooper Nick, you know, give it to me.

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And they give him he takes it from him, shakes, shakes out the one coin that guy has.

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He's like, ha ha. And he's put to this thing.

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It sounds like you just said, I smell Colin Kaepernick.

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I smell Colin Kaepernick.

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I said, I smell a copper canoop.

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And then he goes home and he's alone with his puppet.

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Hello, Kublai.

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So Kublai is like, I'm so happy being alone in my home by myself.

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Are you really Kublai?

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Because I'm your best friend.

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I don't like you much.

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He's like, I'm Kublai Khan.

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And there's a song I didn't show you guys, but he walks around his house.

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He looks at different paintings of him as different type.

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I could have been a samurai or I could have been a shogun, but I don't have any samurai.

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I could have been a general, but I don't have any.

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He's looking at that beautiful girl down there.

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Oh, but she doesn't like you, Kublai.

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Oh, but she's so pretty.

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In that moment, I named him Andov Raisanov.

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you would know that there's a puppet that I have, a ventriloquist puppet named Randy.

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He lives in a room all by himself.

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He's been canceled.

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He's been canceled by...

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He's the first puppet to be canceled.

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What's the triumph of the puppet?

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Triumph, yeah.

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I'm going to...

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Of the three shows that are coming up, Randy's going to make an appearance in one.

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I'm going to spend the next week writing a real Randy Heavy,

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amazing set that Anthony can't say shit to after that.

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But is he going to...

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I don't think he's going to be like...

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The crowd's loving it.

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It makes no sense because every time...

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It's because one person comes up and says,

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What the fuck was that?

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Who?

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Some random person probably comes up and says,

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I don't know what the puppet thing...

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One person out of 100 and then 99 love it.

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Why is there a puppet?

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Everybody's a fucking critic, Andy, but...

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The moment Randy says...

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Randy wasn't always the strongest part.

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It was just you up there improv-ing things and it was great.

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Also, when you write stuff, it's great.

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That's what everyone...

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You're in the middle.

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He's not my favorite.

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You're an independent...

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Oh, wow.

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I like Andy Rice more than Randy Rice.

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You want me to say I like the puppet more than you?

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Hold on, hold on.

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I'm not going to lie to you this time.

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You said Randy's a lot of crowd work.

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But what did you say?

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You want me to like a puppet more than you?

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Equally.

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Because he is me to a degree.

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When my hand's inside of him, I'm the one making him come alive.

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I think people just don't want you doing it every show.

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I think that just busting it out once in a while is good.

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It's been a while.

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I'm going to do it once now if I do it.

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Are you going to stop you?

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Just like no one else is going to stop you.

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They said, hey, give Randy a rest for a minute.

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You should do a Night of the Living dummy reference.

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That's so good.

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I do like the idea of keeping all the guys on their toes

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because they get so like, oh, God.

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Before every show, not just about you,

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but to keep them on their toes wondering,

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is Andy here?

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Does he have a backpack?

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I need to change his voice though because the other one's hard to do.

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But now I can just go, hello, Andy.

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Hello, Andy.

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Yeah, they said I can't bring Randy, guys,

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but they didn't say anything about Randall off ice.

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Hello, my name is Randall off ice.

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Where are my puppets at?

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You are no puppet.

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In puppet Russia.

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Hand puppets you.

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Do you puppet hand?

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We'll work on it.

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That's why I shouldn't bring Randy around.

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So anyway, there's a few cute things in this.

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and he's the guy that frosts things over like he brings winter down.

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and he cuts each individual snowflake that then gets carried by snow gypsies

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and they're thrown exactly where they need to go.

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that's not enough snowflakes to be sent out.

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and it starts to sound a little bit like snow slurs a little bit.

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Like the Sleet Sisters, I don't care.

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So Jack Frost becomes human in this,

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This is Jack Frost Diaries.

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The only thing left that took away from this is dream presents.

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That's what the whole thing of this is.

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Kubla Khan takes his coin.

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He takes all of their money.

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He calls it Kuper Kaepernick.

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Kubla Kaepernick.

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Look, look, Kubla, you take all their money.

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and they carry around the coins and they pay each other with coins.

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Their money just melts every year.

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They're just sawing off little pieces of coins.

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So delusional.

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and there's a whole song where it's them with a box full of nothing.

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It's everything I wanted.

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It's like, this is, thank you so much.

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I love you.

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They find the Grinch in the middle of the map.

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He's just like, what the fuck?

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He's just passing a empty box to each other, opening up these ice's money.

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He stole my dream.

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This is like Christmas.

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The Hills have eyes.

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It is.

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It's a little creepy.

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Uh, and so I just thought that dream presence was,

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it's a sadder concept than like tiny tin.

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You want to know a sad, a sad thing?

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A few Christmases ago, when I lived in this apartment,

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I had a neighbor and he was my buddy.

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He lived with his grandpa and one day his grandpa called the cop.

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It was like a medical emergency,

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but it turns out he just called the cops because he was sad.

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About what?

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It, it, I had to go inside so I could laugh.

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It felt so fucked up laughing about it.

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They're like, what's the matter?

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He's like, I think I'm having a heart attack.

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He's like, I'm just, I'm fucking sad, you guys.

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I don't know.

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It's almost, I was like, Jesus fucking Christ.

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And you laughed during that.

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It just, that's one of the, that's one of the,

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the darkest, the darkest responses you could have.

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So simply that, to that.

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He called the cops because it was a medical emergency.

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And then it turned out the medical emergency was that he was sad.

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That's the most of sad.

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It's like someone who's never felt sadness before has to call the cops.

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Damn, bro.

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I, my life, my life is bad.

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That's why I thought that was funny.

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When I was 16, we went smashing pumpkins

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and we smashed a particularly large pumpkin and an old man chased us.

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And we found out the next day that he fell and broke his hip

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and he had to go to the hospital and shit.

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It was real rough.

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We found that out in high school and got past like, they're like,

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oh shit, did you hear about the old guy that, like, it was so bad.

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I, I felt bad.

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Did you go back to his house?

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No, no, no, not that.

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Like, we, we weren't going to incriminate ourselves.

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If I, if he's still alive today, I would tell him.

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Maybe.

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If I had the other guys with me.

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You know, a lot of old people die when they break their hips, right?

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It's kind of like the kiss of death at a certain age.

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You can't move, you can't get up.

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They're just stuck in their house on the ground.

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Help, I've fallen, I can't get up.

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I should have bought that life alert.

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Hey, at least I didn't laugh when I found out that.

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I mean, you probably did laugh like when you were running away.

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Oh, we did because we were monsters.

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I never, I never smash pumpkins again.

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Anyway, three out of five rank and basses for the 1979 Jack Frost.

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Let's talk about the movie we watched.

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Now we got the 1998 version.

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It's awesome.

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It has a super great opening Warner Brothers logo.

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I think it's one of the 75 years Warner Brothers, whatever.

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Ice is over.

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We get the great, like we get a cool song.

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It's the hopefully the one I played.

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I had to double check.

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I clicked the right one when that, that Warner Brothers thing came up.

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I was like, shit, did I pick the horror one first?

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah, it does.

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I mean, I like it, but it's cool shit.

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So he's listening to, well, we see the rock concert, right?

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Which honestly, I give that performance a C plus.

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That was actually not terrible.

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I was pretty surprised.

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Who knew Michael, who knew Batman could rock out?

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Yeah, he does great.

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He actually sings it because you see it at the end.

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When he's driving around, when he's driving back, we hear the station.

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All right, everybody's seventies and nineties, no sixties, no eighties,

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just seventies and nineties.

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I'm just like, what a weird fucking station that is.

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Central Colorado.

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Central Colorado, seventies, then today's music because it's 1998.

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So it's like, all right, just we're doing 20 years ago.

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We're doing today.

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We're not doing 10 years ago.

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Yeah, which I guess maybe does make a little bit of sense now because,

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but he's also no sixties.

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So like none of that old shit, none of that new shit,

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only the new, new shit and the good shit.

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Feet are for walking is what the teacher says to the students

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as they're running outside.

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I'm like, yeah, and also running.

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Like, what are you talking about?

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They're outside.

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That's just a strict teacher for a reason.

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The little snow war games were cute.

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It was cute.

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That's great.

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Yeah, I did like the snowball fight.

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That was fun.

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The snowball fight, that was a great snowball fight.

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They made a slingshot trebuchet for snowballs.

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Yeah, that's dangerous.

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It reminded me of like a South, like something you would see in South Park.

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Yeah, I think the bully was a good bully in this,

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kind of a well-written bully.

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I don't know the acting was there.

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The young guy Fieri.

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Yeah.

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Boy Fieri.

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Remember we bullied that kid with a dead dad.

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That was sick.

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Now check out this burger.

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It's got barbecue sauce and ketchup.

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Well, wait, they quit bullying.

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He didn't, he never bullied him when his dad died.

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He actually, he was like, get over it.

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My dad's been dead forever.

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He said that to his friend.

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He's like, why don't we get him?

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Whatever.

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It's like his dad, it's like, I never even met my dad.

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But then they walked off.

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Like he never really bullied him.

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Well, except for, no, no, no.

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They absolutely bully him when they chase him down that mountain,

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which we'll get to in just a moment.

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They signed a peace treaty after the great snowball war of 1998.

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Yeah, so they have this snowball war.

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He protects his little girlfriend and her brother.

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Like I'm guessing like his little, the girl that has a crush on him or whatever,

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but she looks up to him like he's, he's her hero.

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And like, that's a cute little dynamic that they have.

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Then him and his dad, who just got back from the concert and he wakes them up.

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They build a late night snowman.

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It's very cute.

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It's not the snowman, but it's a nice little snowman.

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You get a snowman dick joke.

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But yeah, I actually, before realizing this wasn't the snowman,

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I wrote this movie would have been way different if he decided to give that snowman a dick.

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He'd be banging his hot mom.

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Yeah, yeah, he'd make it work.

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So bad financial investment to give your best sounding harmonica to your son.

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He does do that.

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He says this is the one that always sounds the best.

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You're a musician trying to make it.

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I would say keep your best sounding harmonica and maybe give him a different one.

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He could have just been playing it up because it was like his favorite harmonica.

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It was his kid.

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He was just giving it to his kid.

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He said it was magical.

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I found this at Goodwill when I was going through a drug phase.

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Also Keaton unfortunately sounds like Gary Glitter.

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Say who?

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Gary Glitter.

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Gary Flitter.

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Glitter.

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Glitter.

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Yeah, he got canceled hard.

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That's Rock and Roll Part III, that guy that used to do that when they quit playing it at stadiums and everything because he got busted for child porn.

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Oh, Jesus.

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A lot of these old, that's why I'm like, that's crazy about Beetlejuice is that the guy who played the dad in the original one got busted for CP.

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And then I guess I didn't see the sequel yet, but I guess they wrote him out completely.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, shit.

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They just don't mention him.

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It's like, where's dad?

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I think he's the one that dies in the beginning.

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I thought both his parents died in the beginning.

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No.

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It's been a while since I've seen it.

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I haven't seen two.

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Okay, well, I'm not.

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In Beetlejuice 1 I'm saying.

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They write out the dad, but yeah.

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My wife did tell me how they, what they did.

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So when Michael Keaton gets back, when Jack Frost gets back, I guess that's his name, silly enough, why is the dog just out in the front yard?

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The whole movie.

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Whole ass movie.

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Dude, they're probably friends with the family from Spawn where they just let their dog go wherever the fuck.

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Fuck yeah, dude.

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They raised in the same kind of moral system as that family.

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I'm going to back them up a little bit in the fact that lots of dogs in these kind of towns in the Midwest or whatever, they kind of run free.

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They have a dog door and they go in and out and they just do what they want.

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They can't go far.

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It's way too cold out.

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Yeah, right.

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So Spawn's family is shitty because that dog is just a stray essentially that comes to the same house.

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Yeah, that's okay.

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I mean, fuck.

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But we get the drive Michael Keaton dies in.

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Or Jack Frost, he's driving.

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He skipped the whole part.

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Michael Keaton at the time.

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He has his game, his hockey game, and his coach is Henry Rollins.

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Henry Rollins would have been an intense coach.

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You're a god of fucking.

433
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Yeah, that's great.

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You can't swear, Henry.

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Okay, freaking.

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He was a great side character throughout this whole thing.

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So Jack Frost doesn't have time to teach Charlie the last, the J shot, and he only teaches him like half of it and then he fucks off.

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He fucks off.

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He goes to a concert.

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He says fuck your harmonica, Dad.

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Tells his son that the harmonica that he gives him is magic and then when he blows it, he'll show up.

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And then right when he leaves the door, his son blows it, he pops, he's like, just testing.

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And that was cute.

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Then he leaves to go to a concert to sign a record deal or whatever.

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Yeah, private.

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And on his way back, well, even on his way there, he's like, let's go.

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I can't do this.

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I'm going to spend time with family.

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Terrible decision.

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You should just went.

451
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You should just.

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Now, honestly, if you look at the morals of this movie, selfishness would have kept him alive.

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Like if he put career over family, he would have.

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He wouldn't be where we are today.

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So which is dead, but dead and gone because no matter how long you had, he dies.

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What the fuck?

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I thought this was a movie.

458
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Had you ever seen Jack Frost?

459
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No, I never saw.

460
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Oh, so yeah.

461
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I was surprised.

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I was like, we get a very, very realistic.

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My first year.

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Fuck this thing.

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We get a very realistic driving scene.

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I think we're like the thing's not working.

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His windshield wiper kind of gets frosted over.

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And then it just he just what he sees it.

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It's too late.

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It's too fast.

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And then it doesn't show horrifically what happens.

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It just cuts to one year later.

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Charlie is the same shot leaving school.

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Same teacher.

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Hey, Charlie, have a good, you know, whatever.

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And it's the same day he walks past the snowball fight.

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He's like, I don't want you know, fuck this shit.

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And so he goes home.

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He builds a snowman because he's missing his dad and he puts his dad's clothing on it.

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And then he blows the harmonica and then he says, damn, a little kid says, damn it.

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Did you miss the first?

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What's the first point you cried this movie?

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Because I know you did, too.

484
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There's no way you did.

485
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Yeah, I mean, definitely.

486
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Definitely.

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Traveling when he's shoveling the snow and he's like, damn it.

488
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:13,000
He's breaking that fucking scene broke me the fuck down.

489
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:16,000
Yeah, I had to I had I watched this last night after getting home from work.

490
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:20,000
At that point, I had to pause it and go in my five year old's room and like give him a hug.

491
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,000
Yeah.

492
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:25,000
And he kind of woke up and like that's when I was like, I was like, come out here with me.

493
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,000
He didn't want to watch the movie, though, but then he fell right asleep next to me.

494
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:33,000
It's like any time I got sad, I just reached over and touched him.

495
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Like son, son, son, for a second.

496
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
You're like, son, this is my that was a heart.

497
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
This is my special whole dick pipe.

498
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Whenever you smoke it.

499
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Yeah.

500
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:51,000
For people at home, my pipe looks like whenever you smoke it, I can smell it.

501
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,000
Yeah.

502
00:23:54,000 --> 00:24:00,000
So yeah, Charlie has a really rough moment getting the snow, like shoveling the snow.

503
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
He doesn't know how to deal with his rage.

504
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
His mom hugs him.

505
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
She turns to the dude.

506
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000
Well, not yet.

507
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:12,000
But so Charlie then makes the snowman and he blows the harmonica and magic happens.

508
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:16,000
And the snowman comes to life and he's like, whoa, hey, hey, Michael, what's up?

509
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000
Jack Frost.

510
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Hey, all right.

511
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000
What? Whoa, what's up?

512
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
They're freezing my balls off.

513
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
What's that?

514
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
It's really gets peed on.

515
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:29,000
So all this talk of Christmas magic that that Freddie versus Jason review we did two months ago.

516
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Yeah.

517
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:38,000
I just realized that also with the violent night movie reviewed, Freddie's kind of going through the same thing that Santa Claus.

518
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
Nobody believes in him anymore.

519
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000
So he's losing his magic.

520
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
It's just a horror violent.

521
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000
It's the same plot line.

522
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000
You're right.

523
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000
You're right.

524
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,000
Santa and Freddie have the same power source, except it's it's belief.

525
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,000
Yeah, it took me two months to remember two months to remember that.

526
00:24:55,000 --> 00:25:05,000
I wonder if I wonder if Freddie were to ever go good if he if just he was able to believe him or whatever.

527
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
Yeah, he's all.

528
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000
So we get sad, Charlie.

529
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,000
I think the snowman graphics hold up.

530
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000
He.

531
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000
Watch it.

532
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000
So he like wakes Charlie up.

533
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Charlie freaks out.

534
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000
And then he goes back to be the snowman.

535
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,000
He realizes that the wife has still hasn't fixed the faucet.

536
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,000
And I'm like, you've had a year to hire a plumber at this point.

537
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000
It's ridiculous that you haven't gotten that fixed lady.

538
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000
You're blaming her.

539
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000
Yeah.

540
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000
She's the villain.

541
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Loss of income that that pair.

542
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000
He was a musician.

543
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
They made it very clear that they were broke as fuck.

544
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Yeah.

545
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
OK, still.

546
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:49,000
Does she does he is like his best friend, not a not a guy good with good with his hands, good with tools.

547
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,000
I wonder if they would ever show him being good with tools.

548
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,000
I'm pretty sure not good with tools.

549
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Also, we're not good.

550
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
He's literally works at a hardware store.

551
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000
That's what I'm saying.

552
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:08,000
It's like, oh, I wonder if there's a way that to show this guy being good with his hands and then you show him at a hardware store as her best friend, his best friend, his old best friend.

553
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Oh, they got a messed up.

554
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000
They got a messed up plumbing situation.

555
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000
I don't want to fix it.

556
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000
I've seen pornos.

557
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,000
That wasn't the same.

558
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
That wasn't the guy that plays Robert, is it?

559
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Mac.

560
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000
Mac, the English guy, the famous guy.

561
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
It's Robert Baratheon from Game of Thrones.

562
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
Yeah, he's been in a lot, a lot of movies.

563
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000
But with the beard, he looks different.

564
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Plus that and also what is a full body one years old age.

565
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,000
First thing full body, the full body.

566
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:36,000
OK, but the first thing I noticed, we just got to where he becomes the snowman.

567
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:41,000
Yeah, very accepting of being a snowman after dying and realizing a year has passed.

568
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Hey, I'm freezing my balls off.

569
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000
What are these stick arms?

570
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
Yeah, like, oh, wow.

571
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000
I got a real snowball.

572
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000
Jack Frost.

573
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Yeah, that's a little bit on the nose.

574
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Yeah.

575
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:59,000
So the kid sucks because he knows the snowman's alive, goes up and says, I know you're alive.

576
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
Tell me you're alive.

577
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000
He's got the dryer out.

578
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
He's like, you tell me you're alive right now.

579
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Turns it on.

580
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000
And then Jack Frost's like, OK, kid, calm down.

581
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:09,000
And then he immediately goes, ah, and he runs away.

582
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000
Like, what did you want to happen there, kid?

583
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000
You were threatening a snowman looking like an insane person.

584
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000
He was in a snowman.

585
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,000
He has three powdered donut holes is just what I saw the whole time.

586
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,000
He just looks like a stuffed donut hole, powdered.

587
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Oh, he looked pretty good.

588
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,000
I thought the graphics hold up.

589
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,000
So then we get to the snowball fight number two.

590
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,000
And this is where I have a page of notes about what my issues with it.

591
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:46,000
So why did it the quote, why did the bullies not question the dozens of rapid fire shots coming from behind Charlie and the right?

592
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:52,000
Literally, I get I'm not even a question the magic of snowball being able or the snowman being able to throw snowballs.

593
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000
It's part of who he is.

594
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
It's his DNA.

595
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,000
But it's over Charlie's shoulder to the right.

596
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000
They're just coming over a hill.

597
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,000
And the bullies are just like, Charlie's throwing a lot of snowballs at us.

598
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000
What's going on?

599
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
They don't question it for one second.

600
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,000
They're not like hundreds of snowballs are coming at them.

601
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,000
I thought that was a little bit a little bit not great.

602
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:22,000
And then why were the bullies so OK with almost killing Charlie by throwing snowballs out of what he's next to a cliff?

603
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,000
And there's a tree branch, right?

604
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
He's dangling off of it.

605
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
They're still just laughing.

606
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,000
That's my note is they said to each other, let's kill this child.

607
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

608
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:37,000
If you look at that movie closer, if you pay more attention to that seat, that was like an eight foot clip.

609
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
It wasn't exactly a clip.

610
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000
It was snow covered.

611
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000
Enough to break it like that for fun.

612
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Enough to maybe break a leg.

613
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000
If you jumped out like for fun.

614
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,000
What a foot of foot of snow.

615
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000
No, there was no danger involved.

616
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:54,000
There were wooden toboggan at the bottom, not snow.

617
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
You would have hit those that would have done damage.

618
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,000
What?

619
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000
The kids up above wouldn't have known that.

620
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Well, still, I'm just saying aggressive.

621
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000
Okay, fine.

622
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
We did this shit.

623
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000
I'm from here.

624
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Back the bullies up, Mike.

625
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Back the bullies up.

626
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000
Say you're pro bullies in Jack Frost.

627
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000
You take that hot state.

628
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000
I'll tell you my two notes from the whole scene.

629
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
Wait, I got two notes.

630
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,000
The green screen is horrendous and I don't care one bit.

631
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Okay.

632
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:24,000
The other one is the snowboarding stuntman is twice the size of the kid and I also don't care one bit.

633
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000
This movie is fantastic.

634
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000
That is the greatest.

635
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000
That is my notes from that scene.

636
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000
That's the greatest chase scene.

637
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:36,000
I like to assume that every time one of those kids bailed, and they all bailed different ways,

638
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
I just like to assume that they died each time.

639
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Yeah, I did.

640
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000
The kids get crushed by a giant snowball.

641
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:44,000
I love that scene because it was done so bad, but it was so funny.

642
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000
It was so great.

643
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
I put best CGI since Mac and me.

644
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Yeah.

645
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,000
Like, why were they just cool chasing a giant snowman on a sled?

646
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000
I don't know.

647
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000
They didn't even notice a snowman or whatever.

648
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,000
That's what I...

649
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,000
From their perspective, they can't see Charlie on the front of that sled.

650
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:02,000
So for most of the kids, they're following a snowman going down a sled and they're getting real angry about it.

651
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000
And I don't care one bit.

652
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,000
How big was this fucking mountain, bro?

653
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:12,000
They start at the top and they're on a black diamond double fucking...

654
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Like, they're avoiding trees and stuff.

655
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Okay.

656
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000
Why are they doing this?

657
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Didn't one of the kids sunny bono themselves?

658
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,000
No.

659
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000
Did he fly into a tree?

660
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000
Yeah.

661
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Two of them get sandwiched between two snowballs.

662
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000
So whose sleds...

663
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000
Who's toboggan sleds were those?

664
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000
But it doesn't matter.

665
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Why are they doing snowboarding tricks?

666
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,000
One kid has a snowman...

667
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Oh, one kid sees a snowman dissect into three pieces to avoid a branch and then gets clipped, breaking his neck at the very least.

668
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:53,000
And if he lives, he's living with the fact that he saw snowman split into three and like land like a sentient snowman.

669
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
What was that other character's name in the...

670
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Therapy for life.

671
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000
What?

672
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
Oh, the Henry Owens character that saw him.

673
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000
Yeah.

674
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
He knew my name.

675
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:08,000
Jack and Charlie are too comfortable possibly killing these children is what I wrote down.

676
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:14,000
These bullies rolling a perfectly placed snow boulder down the mountain are psychopaths.

677
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000
And how the fuck...

678
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Think about the logistics of this real quick.

679
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Top of the mountain snowball fight going down with the bullies.

680
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000
They see Jack.

681
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,000
They get hammered by hundreds of snowballs out of nowhere.

682
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000
It obviously pisses them off.

683
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,000
They chase Jack to the edge of a small little eight foot cliff.

684
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:42,000
He falls down, lands on a sled with a snowman and starts heading real fast down a mountain.

685
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,000
They all decide we're going to get him.

686
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000
We're going to go get this guy.

687
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000
So they jump on their snowboards.

688
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:53,000
They strap into their snowboards and get on the same speed as the sled.

689
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000
And grow three feet.

690
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000
And grow three feet.

691
00:31:55,000 --> 00:32:02,000
But the important thing is that they strap into their snowboards so quickly, find exactly where they need to go.

692
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,000
And now they're all actively chasing the snowman down.

693
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Now, at some point, the bully took an arrow out and launched a flaming arrow into the sky

694
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:20,000
because his scouts that were strategically placed on the mountain creating snow boulders

695
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:27,000
were in place that when they got down way halfway down the mountain, they were ready to push their boulders.

696
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Because in what?

697
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000
Think about it.

698
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
How would that be possible?

699
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000
You're one of the bullies right now.

700
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,000
There's snow war veterans from last year.

701
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:38,000
Is there a problem with this that everything else about the movie was so realistic except for the fight?

702
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Yeah.

703
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:43,000
Again, Christmas magic made the snowman move.

704
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,000
I accept that as reality.

705
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:51,000
You cannot tell me the bully had access to Christmas magic or some sort of snowball magic

706
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,000
because the physics of it don't make sense.

707
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:59,000
If you start at the top of the mountain, every bully is chasing the snowman down.

708
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:05,000
How did some bullies break away, make snow boulders,

709
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:11,000
get in a position where they can roll those snow boulders down and have any effect on the chase that's happening?

710
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000
By the time they stop to get even a little bit of a snow boulder going,

711
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,000
the chase is already hundreds of feet down the mountain.

712
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:23,000
How do you have more of a problem with that than the fact that every time they show up going on the snowboard, he's six foot three?

713
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Because I, suspension of disbelief, Mike, I'm okay.

714
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,000
I know stunt men have to play the parts of children.

715
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
I'm okay with that.

716
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:36,000
I'm okay with them doing all these and like, you know, stale fishes or whatever when they're fucking going over the thing.

717
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:43,000
But and then one of those kids whips his sled like a horse to make it go faster.

718
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000
That does happen.

719
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
He goes, watch out.

720
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
And it like goes faster.

721
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
And I'm like, all right, that's stupid.

722
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
He's like, my dad's dead, too.

723
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
He came back as a sled.

724
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,000
And once again, don't care one bit.

725
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
The movie ever.

726
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:03,000
The hug with when he when he hugs his dad and the stick arm grabs like touches his cheek or whatever.

727
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:10,000
I'm like, that just looks so stupid like that, like took me out of that end where he finally accepts that that's his dad and he's a snowman.

728
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000
I just wished it would like break away from the movie.

729
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000
He's like, all right, Charlie, I'm back from hell.

730
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,000
We got to find the tesseract to get me a new body.

731
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
That's great.

732
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Your teacher will do.

733
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000
I did some bad things.

734
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
I cheated on your mom a lot, Charlie.

735
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
And this is my pet.

736
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
So we need to put in hell.

737
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
He's like, where do you go?

738
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Where do they go when you take over their body?

739
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Oh, they go to snowman land.

740
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
It's great.

741
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:39,000
I just noticed that one of Charlie's friends is the youngest of the Lawrence Brothers, Andrew.

742
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Yeah, the long haired boy that he eventually is like, I got you.

743
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,000
It does the little tap up in the when he goes to hockey.

744
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,000
That's Andrew Lawrence, a young age Lawrence.

745
00:34:50,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Am I supposed to believe that when Jack Frost is teaching his son the J shot that they find a hockey stick shaped stick out of nowhere

746
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
and they use that?

747
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
Sure. I'm willing to believe that.

748
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Am I willing to believe that in the time they were fucking around learning the J shot, they build an entire net out of sticks?

749
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
No, no, I do not.

750
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
They built an entire net.

751
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Brennan, please give us the hockey perspective is what I wrote.

752
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,000
Is the J how effective is the J shot?

753
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,000
And can you build a net of sticks more?

754
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,000
The J shot is more like a snapshot, essentially, which is a real actual shot.

755
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:33,000
It's a quick, quick shot, quick, kind of accurate shot, not as accurate as a wrist shot.

756
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:38,000
But if you get accurate enough with it, it's quick, catches the goalies off guard.

757
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:43,000
But building a net out of sticks, I mean, you can take some time.

758
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:49,000
You still need netting, but like, yeah, you still need netting to stop the puck.

759
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:53,000
I like how he goes to his mom and tries to explain to her at the bank at her job.

760
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000
And she's just like, it's all in your head.

761
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Yeah, that's the second scene that made me cry.

762
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
You have to accept your father's dead, Charlie.

763
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
You have to accept that.

764
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000
There's something going around that paralyzed kid that died on that mountain.

765
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,000
He kept saying he saw a snowman, too.

766
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,000
And then that lady in the back is just like, it would be funny if it cut to her.

767
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
She's like, come on, I fucking deposit this.

768
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
Like, is she angry?

769
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Oh, I would be in the back like, oh my God, kid.

770
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
Kid, shut up. It's not real.

771
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Snowman, your dad's dead. Snowman's aren't real.

772
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Shutterfest looks delightful and fun.

773
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:32,000
Looks whimsical. I like that.

774
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:40,000
That old lady who is the e-sports, or sorry, the sportscaster,

775
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:48,000
is that old lady who sportscasts Charlie's game specific to that one little league hockey team?

776
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Because it's one of those situations you see a trope in a lot of movies

777
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,000
where it cuts to college that's been losing constantly, right?

778
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Or the underdogs, where it's just like on a losing streak.

779
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:05,000
And you go to the sports commentary box, and it's just like, here we go again.

780
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Losing, losing, losing. They lose another pass.

781
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000
And it's just like they're unenthusiastic and they're bored of whatever.

782
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000
But then the moment that they start to win, they get real excited.

783
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
They're like, oh my God, folks, is this it? Right?

784
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000
You've seen it a thousand times in sports movies.

785
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:22,000
Because the sportscaster is specific to that team.

786
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000
They're there every fucking game.

787
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:30,000
This lady says, she says, oh, here we go again.

788
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Like she's been stuck with this losing little league hockey team for their entire season.

789
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:39,000
She would be the commentator for both teams each time.

790
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Well, not necessarily both teams, but maybe a group of five or six teams.

791
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,000
If it's anywhere like where I was, smaller town,

792
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:52,000
we had local radio stations, every high school football game.

793
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:58,000
There were two or three people like that who would go to the different games every week.

794
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Yeah, so they knew all the players. They knew all the stuff.

795
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,000
They're like, yeah, so you got the high school, the Minnesota Vikings.

796
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
It was a small town situation.

797
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:10,000
But this is like, we're talking young. They're like eight years old, nine years old.

798
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
I don't know. But where it's at is what I'm saying.

799
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:16,000
It's similar because it's Medford. It's like Medford, Colorado.

800
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
It's not a big town. It's not.

801
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,000
But I would imagine with a local state like even here. Yeah.

802
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:26,000
This little channel two bullshit station we have here, they go to the high school football game.

803
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Yeah, I get that. They do.

804
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000
I know. I'm not even I'm not even I don't even disagree with you.

805
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:37,000
But what I'm saying is this lady, her allegiance would not be to Charlie's team.

806
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
It would be to like four or five.

807
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000
It would be to that league, whatever that league is.

808
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
That's all I'm saying.

809
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:48,000
The way she structures it is the trope of disappointed sports commentator

810
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,000
who's been stuck with a losing team the last season.

811
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:55,000
That's how they frame it. I think that's lazy filmmaking is all.

812
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:01,000
It just doesn't work with what the scene is unless you're telling me that that lady just follows around the Charlie team,

813
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,000
the Henry Rollins team, and she just is she's on the losing streak.

814
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
I hate that.

815
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Like, oh, these kids fucking sorry. Oh, shit.

816
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,000
And then she gets excited. Exactly. A little nitpicky maybe.

817
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,000
But yeah. Oh, that's the most of the best movie of all time.

818
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Maybe Mike is the best movie ever made.

819
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,000
I think that woman has a movie ever made. I think that movie.

820
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
I think that woman has about. OK, fine. I think that's better than Violent Night.

821
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:28,000
OK. But what I'm saying is I think that woman has about 30 seconds of screen time.

822
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,000
This is the most nitpicky thing you could absolutely say about a movie.

823
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,000
I agree. I get it. You like the movie.

824
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:44,000
I wonder how this will affect the religions of Charlie and his mom now that they know that the afterlife is definitively exists exists.

825
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Also, Christmas magic is real.

826
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,000
And if I were either one of them, I would exploit that knowledge.

827
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
I would exploit both. I would know that the afterlife is real.

828
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,000
So I would live a good life.

829
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:02,000
But at the same time, if you're allowed to come back as a snowman for living as a musician,

830
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,000
I would imagine that if I was there's ways to exploit that.

831
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,000
But really, what's important is knowing Christmas magic is real.

832
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:13,000
And with Christmas magic being real, Santa Claus must be real.

833
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,000
And if Santa Claus is real, there's a North Pole we can rob.

834
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:23,000
And so I'm thinking we get. Wow, that's a leap. I say the Jack Frost II is the heist movie.

835
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,000
Jack Frost II. Do you really want to fight Viking Santa Claus?

836
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000
That put you having to fight.

837
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:37,000
If we're going with with the competency, I would like my perfect Santa is the whole whole whole cartoon Santa,

838
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
where he's everything is happy.

839
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:46,000
You know, he's he's he's he loves bringing presents to boys and girls because that is an easy Rudolph Rudolph Santa.

840
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
That one. Yeah, I want a Rudolph claymation Santa.

841
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:53,000
I want the easiest Santa for us to exploit and take advantage of violent.

842
00:40:53,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Oh, David, David Harbor Santa versus Tim Allen Santa fight to the death.

843
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,000
No weapons. Fist only. He doesn't get he doesn't get skull crusher.

844
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
The only way that it would work.

845
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:13,000
The only way that it would work is if you did if you did their full workshops and magics against each other.

846
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Yeah. Tim Allen has to become like the home alone kid to win that.

847
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Tim Allen just know Tim Allen's got the he's got the elf force.

848
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,000
They're like SWAT team of elves and they're highly trained.

849
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
So they would be able to do some damage.

850
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:36,000
They'd be able to at least help with because and he also has magic and.

851
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
I think should be equal, really. Yeah.

852
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000
And I don't think you could die.

853
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:44,000
That just gave me an awesome sequel for Violent Night is where he's back at the North Pole.

854
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:50,000
And it's like defense from like one of the SWAT team guys brother has a new SWAT team of guys.

855
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,000
They're going to go invade the North Pole and kill Santa.

856
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:59,000
Well, we sort of had that with the Jack Frost that was introduced in Santa Claus three.

857
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
The Santa Claus. They go to the North Pole to try to kill Santa.

858
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Well, Jack Frost tries to take over.

859
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000
I don't know if that's the same thing, but they do try to take over.

860
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:15,000
I want to see like elves getting like sniped and how about elves do a rebellion, a rebel.

861
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,000
That was bad. OK, let's just move on.

862
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000
This is why I left two months ago.

863
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:25,000
Oh, yeah. I had to call you out on something about your bidet.

864
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Do you call us all animals because we use toilet paper?

865
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:31,000
You still stand by that? Wait, no. Hold on.

866
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,000
He's trying to figure out where you're going.

867
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Because you're like, I use a bidet.

868
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,000
The wheels turn and it's smarter. I save money.

869
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:46,000
I'm like, you realize how like rare drinking water is in some parts of the world and you use that to wipe your ass.

870
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Yeah, but OK, hold on. First off.

871
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Water is way more of a sustainable resource than paper.

872
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Paper, we have to cut down physical living trees.

873
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Paper regrows.

874
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:05,000
Water can be clean and the ocean is full of water.

875
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:09,000
We can take ocean water and turn it into bidet water. I don't.

876
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
I was going to say, I'm pretty sure that's not what they're doing.

877
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:20,000
So you're saying I take clean drinking water, I use toilet water, is what you mean, and I use it to spray out my asshole.

878
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
Yeah, I do. Yeah.

879
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:31,000
And if you're and if you're a starving Ethiopian kid that's never seen clean water, I've seen those videos of just doctors just pouring bottles of water on their faces.

880
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,000
They look like they're in heaven because they've never experienced anything so cleansing.

881
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000
And you're listening to this podcast.

882
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Fucking sell the device you're listening to go buy some water, you stupid, you stupid, starving African kid.

883
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:47,000
Go find some actually a really good Sam Kinnison bit that Sam Kinnison.

884
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:51,000
But yeah, I'm glad that those Ethiopian kids don't know what bidets are.

885
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,000
There's like they do what with the water?

886
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,000
They do what with the life giver?

887
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:04,000
It's like if I went to do the planet, the dude, and I was just like, yeah, I fucking.

888
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,000
I use this stuff on my ass.

889
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Yeah. Where's your bidet?

890
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Yeah.

891
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:16,000
And then finally, for my last note is in the credits, chest of the dog is played by Mr. Chips.

892
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,000
And I just think like, why don't you just use the dog's name?

893
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,000
You're not IMDB him to figure out what else he was in?

894
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
No, I don't.

895
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000
I don't.

896
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000
Well, I'm not insane, Michael.

897
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000
I already knew he was in.

898
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,000
I thought it was cute when the bully helped the kid at the end.

899
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Yeah, I did like that.

900
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
I like that there's some redemption.

901
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Oh, yeah, I put oh, I forgot there's a note that said when they when the bully misses a shot, his buddy comes up.

902
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:47,000
He's like, nice going, but and I'm like, that's not a good support system for that bully.

903
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000
He does not have a good set of friends.

904
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:53,000
So at the end, when he's now friends with Charlie, that's good.

905
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000
I'm glad he had a one.

906
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000
That's a good line.

907
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Snow dad's better than no dad.

908
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Yep. I'll help you, bro.

909
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Snow dad's better than no dad.

910
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000
I turned to my wife halfway through this, halfway through this, I turned to my wife and I went,

911
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,000
can you love and hate the fucking movie at the same time?

912
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Because I love this movie more than anything I've ever seen in my life.

913
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000
And I hate this movie more than anything I've ever seen in my life.

914
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,000
Yeah, literally, I've never cried more in a movie than this fucking movie.

915
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,000
You saw it for the first time later in life.

916
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Yeah, I saw it as a kid for the first time.

917
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Rewatching it as a parent is definitely has different effects.

918
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Yeah, as a parent, this movie is it hits you like, fuck, I'm working too much.

919
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,000
I'm doing this too much and I need to spend more time with them.

920
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000
Yeah.

921
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Yeah, I mean, I watched it.

922
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000
I teared up when the snowman turned, sorry.

923
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:42,000
The emotional response, I teared up when the snowman turned into Michael Keaton.

924
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
It's just a weird thing to tear up at.

925
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,000
No, I get it, I get it.

926
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,000
I hated his little song that he sang his wife, though.

927
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000
I didn't like it. I didn't like hearing it.

928
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000
The soundtrack to this thing's amazing.

929
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000
I cry when I sing.

930
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000
The soundtrack is great.

931
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Michael wrote, Michael Keaton wrote like two or three songs.

932
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Did he write them? I didn't know he wrote them.

933
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
He helped co-write them.

934
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Co-write them, yeah.

935
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,000
The interesting funny part about this, if you notice, if you pay close attention,

936
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:13,000
we don't have it up, but if you did, that snowman looks so much like George Clooney.

937
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Well, it was designed.

938
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Because he was going to be the player and they didn't change the snowman.

939
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,000
So they designed this snowman to be George Clooney.

940
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,000
If you look at him, if you start looking at the facial expressions and stuff,

941
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000
they're George Clooney.

942
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Oh my God.

943
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000
That's great.

944
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
I wonder how George Clooney would have done that.

945
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
And the movie that he chose to do instead was.

946
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Which is hilarious, that's the part.

947
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,000
He left this to do Batman and Michael Keaton came and did this.

948
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Really?

949
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,000
Yeah, so Michael Keaton stopped being Batman.

950
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000
No, yeah, Michael Keaton stopped being Batman.

951
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
To do Jack Frost.

952
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,000
Well, yeah, well, I was already planning not to do Batman again.

953
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Oh, then there we go.

954
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,000
But Bruce Willis, or not Bruce Willis.

955
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Clooney.

956
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Clooney was like, oh shit, Batman opened up?

957
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000
I'll do that instead of this Jack Frost bullshit.

958
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Keaton took this movie.

959
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:03,000
I mean, it probably was Bruce Willis, according to him nowadays.

960
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Yeah, I did Jack Frost.

961
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Oh yeah, I play music in it.

962
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,000
I'm going to rate this five out of five schmaltzy tears because I couldn't stop

963
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:15,000
if I could cry in here in this stupid movie, which I love.

964
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,000
And the only thing I'm mad about in this movie is two things.

965
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Well, not even mad about it.

966
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,000
One of them, the only thing that bugged me, you were talking about things that

967
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,000
bugged me in the movie basically, but to me it was what was with the black?

968
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:29,000
At first I thought this must have been made for TV because they kept having

969
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,000
black transitions.

970
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
And I thought, oh, that's a commercial spot.

971
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,000
I don't think you could call them that anymore, Mike.

972
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:41,000
African American transitions.

973
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Anyway, it was just strange.

974
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
It was a strange choice.

975
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
They were all black transitions.

976
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
I thought, oh, this was just cut up for TV.

977
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000
But no, it wasn't.

978
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,000
This thing had like an $85 million budget.

979
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Which is a big thing to me too because I don't know where they spent it.

980
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Oh, the graphics.

981
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Which graphics?

982
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000
The puppet.

983
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Or the snowman.

984
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
I feel like it's like a Godzilla suit kind of thing.

985
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Yeah.

986
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
No, dude, there's so much CGI.

987
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
I think the snowman was all CGI.

988
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000
No, there's a lot of puppets.

989
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000
I think he was a practical.

990
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
A lot of puppets.

991
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000
A lot of practical.

992
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000
It looked pretty practical.

993
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,000
Yeah.

994
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,000
Some parts were CGI.

995
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000
There's definitely someone in there controlling it.

996
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000
Yeah, and he's like, oh, there's a suit.

997
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000
And like at the bottom, there's just a hole where his feet.

998
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000
So he just kind of sinks down and like moves around.

999
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Yeah.

1000
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
Well, it looked great.

1001
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Yeah.

1002
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
I mean, what did you give it, Brandon?

1003
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000
I also gave it a B.

1004
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000
Five out of five?

1005
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Five out of five snowball fights, I guess.

1006
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:44,000
My only great point was when the kid built the snowman by himself,

1007
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:49,000
how did he get that second ball on top of that first ball alone?

1008
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000
That's my only great point.

1009
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Christmas magic.

1010
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
Christmas magic.

1011
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Just a movie.

1012
00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:00,000
Yeah, he was so torn up from his dad's death that he got the extra strength to lift that ball.

1013
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,000
Yeah, adrenaline.

1014
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Yeah.

1015
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
Dad death adrenaline.

1016
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,000
I'm the man now.

1017
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,000
He's raged out.

1018
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
It was that same shit he used to break up that shit earlier.

1019
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:13,000
He was like, ah, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it.

1020
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:18,000
That free roaming dog's piss kept it melded together a little bit.

1021
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,000
The other thing I'm mad about is that I spent $4 on it instead of 15.

1022
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000
I wish I had a buy.

1023
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,000
It's a definite every year walk.

1024
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,000
I've got to buy it.

1025
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,000
It's an every year walk.

1026
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,000
I'll just find a DVD or something.

1027
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000
That's so funny.

1028
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
I gave it a four out of five.

1029
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:36,000
I wish that they had put the dick on instead of the noses.

1030
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:41,000
And I think the only reason it doesn't get a five out of five is because it's corny.

1031
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Some of the graphics don't hold up.

1032
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,000
It's a little hokey.

1033
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000
It's a little schmaltzy.

1034
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Give us one more of those words.

1035
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:53,000
It's a little bit too cozy for my liking.

1036
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000
I don't care one bit.

1037
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:03,000
I mean, I like that kind of feeling a lot, but maybe as I'm getting older, I'm starting to realize that these things made for children aren't made for adult men.

1038
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Unless you have children.

1039
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Unless you have children.

1040
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000
I think that's really the difference, honestly.

1041
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000
It's a good Jack Frost review.

1042
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,000
Now we're going to review Teraflip 2 and 3.

1043
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,000
We're going from this to a live watch of Teraflip 3.

1044
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000
So Austin, finish us off.

1045
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000
I'm going to give it a B, actually.

1046
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000
I enjoyed this as a kid.

1047
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000
It was fun to go back and see what I remembered.

1048
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,000
It's a good kind of cozy feeling.

1049
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Oh, yeah, I remember this scene.

1050
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000
I remember this.

1051
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,000
I remember them talking about this.

1052
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:35,000
And then also being able to go back and see all the things I didn't see as a kid, like Henry Rollins as the coach.

1053
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Stuff like that.

1054
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:40,000
A lot of funny lines that I feel like I could get as a kid.

1055
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
I just don't remember if I did or not.

1056
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Oh, I thought you said hose.

1057
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,000
And he's going to put the dick on him.

1058
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
My balls are freezing is one thing he says.

1059
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,000
My balls are freezing.

1060
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,000
I wrote that one down.

1061
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,000
The kids saying, damn it, that was interesting.

1062
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,000
The ending.

1063
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:05,000
The only reason he didn't get a plus is that the dad should have been like, when he turns back into Michael Keaton, he should have been like, don't tell anyone about this later.

1064
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,000
I'll institutionalize you guys.

1065
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:12,000
But yeah, the B or five caret dicks.

1066
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:17,000
We went on the same fucking same shit about dicks.

1067
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000
All right, everybody.

1068
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Merry Christmas.

1069
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Happy Hanukkah.

1070
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,000
Happy Kwanzaa.

1071
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Happy winter solstice.

1072
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,000
Happy holidays.

1073
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Happy Starbucks Red Cup Day.

1074
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000
Happy reindeer day.

1075
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000
Happy what's the Scientology one?

1076
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,000
Happy Battlefield Earth Day.

1077
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000
See you new day.

1078
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000
Happy new day.

1079
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000
Happy Jonathan Davis Women Appreciation Day.

1080
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Happy Amazon Prime Day.

1081
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,000
Happy Fried Rice podcast.

1082
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000
A happy birthday, Brennan.

1083
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Happy.

1084
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Well, that was a couple of months ago.

1085
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Happy Christmas.

1086
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000
Happy whatever we did already.

1087
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,000
I'm Andy Rice.

1088
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
I'm the host of the show.

1089
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
This is Fried Rice podcast with me.

1090
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Sometimes is Austin Jingle Balls Farrell.

1091
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:09,000
With me as always is Michael Saggy Balls-Larsen.

1092
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000
Merry Christmas, everybody.

1093
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,000
That was a way to knit that.

1094
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
Wow, way to bring it down.

1095
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:19,000
With us as always is Brennan.

1096
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,000
The Saggy Balls came out of nowhere.

1097
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
I've got big balls.

1098
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
I've got big balls.

1099
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
He's got big balls.

1100
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:30,000
I've got the biggest balls of them all, simply up to Boston.

1101
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000
Why do you know so much about our balls, Andy?

1102
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Well, I do my research.

1103
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,000
I'm Andy and I know all about your balls as well.

1104
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,000
My balls are pristine.

1105
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
He's talking about the ones in the tree, Brennan.

1106
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,000
G.

1107
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Clip that.

1108
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,000
Goodbye.

1109
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:59,000
It's a fried rice Christmas and I've invited everyone.

1110
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Grab a pipe, a bong, a joint and all have ourselves some fun.

1111
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:12,000
It's a fried rice Christmas and Andy's really high.

1112
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,000
He's gonna go on a tangent soon.

1113
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,000
The guys are standing by.

1114
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:22,000
It's a fried rice Christmas.

1115
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Let's all smoke some pot.

1116
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:29,000
We love all of our listeners.

1117
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,000
You all mean a lot.

1118
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,000
It's a fried rice Christmas.

1119
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,000
Ho, ho, ho.

1120
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,000
Ho, ho, ho.

1121
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,000
Ho, ho, ho.