1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 the 2 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:24,840 and welcome to another edition of the fried rice 3 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:26,040 podcast 4 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:30,520 the andy rice can't speak edition because he's taken the first hit 5 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:31,880 and i'm your host 6 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:35,280 andy rice who couldn't speak because i was taking the first hit 7 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:40,920 let's get fried and with me as always it is michael 8 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:46,200 if i were a bad santa he would absolutely be my bad elf 9 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,840 larson 10 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:54,280 that is so close to reality if you look at it side by side anymore 11 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,520 welcome everybody uh... 12 00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:01,240 where uh... talking bad santa today but before that uh... it's just me and mike 13 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:02,880 today i know that normally uh... 14 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:06,700 person mike and i sorry all english professors out there in the world 15 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:09,880 that i just before you trouble don't don't tell anybody i don't give me a 16 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:10,760 bad grade 17 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:11,840 uh... 18 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,760 mike and i it's uh... this is the first 19 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,900 time it's just been the two of us 20 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:18,320 and 21 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:22,160 what's it's kind of exciting kiss at the end of the month 22 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:26,240 uh... boxing day we have a little bit of a surprise works just gonna be me and 23 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,960 one other 24 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:28,900 uh... 25 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:33,780 co-hosts where it's just another solo or kind of a duo episode that we've done 26 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:38,280 so cool to in one month if i had a uh... 27 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:41,180 yet is only one of the co-host that i would that would do that with but 28 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:44,560 uh... they don't know what it is 29 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,840 yet anyway so that's just some 30 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:51,200 uh... the podcast of uh... let's jump into it uh... what we smoking what my 31 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:56,280 smoking i guess still can't really smoke because because mike is needed 32 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,360 and that's the word 33 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,160 yeah uh... he's mister edible 34 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:02,280 i'm just looking the same stuff that i have been smoking which is uh... the 35 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,720 white cherry gelato 36 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,280 by accompany called zana 37 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,480 z a n a and it's been great 38 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,440 enjoy it uh... 39 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:14,920 i know that i we had donut shop i've been smoking these uh... 40 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,440 hash tag 41 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,160 uh... pre rolls which have been fucking awesome 42 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:22,720 passion diamond infused pre rolls uh... 43 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,280 of course uh... 44 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:27,000 s you know you've got stizzy 45 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,560 pre rolls were uh... 46 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:33,260 biscotti like i had that the other day those really fancy really good 47 00:02:33,260 --> 00:02:34,800 uh... 48 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,300 baby jitters 49 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:38,000 you guys gotta fucking 50 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,580 pick up your uh... like it like 51 00:02:40,580 --> 00:02:43,400 pick up the slack a little bit whatever's happening at your factory 52 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,380 because uh... 53 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:47,880 i would say twenty to 54 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:51,800 thirty five percent of all pre rolls i get from jeter now 55 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:52,840 are clogged 56 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:53,960 unsmokable 57 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:57,920 nightmares you and and what's sad about that is you have been a 58 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,880 serious jeter buyer prolonged that 59 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:03,760 we just look at your collection of jars yet if you guys could see my jeter 60 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:06,400 collection i love that company i love jeter i 61 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,660 wish that i could 62 00:03:07,660 --> 00:03:11,020 still love jeter but now i haven't bought jeter's 63 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:13,600 the last what three four times i've been to this 64 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,120 clint because why would i 65 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:19,240 why would i buy it where i know that the five pack of baby jeter's i'm gonna get 66 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,740 three or two or three of them are good 67 00:03:21,740 --> 00:03:24,880 hit them and have to open them up and smoke them in a bowl like i could buy 68 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,240 flour for that right 69 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,480 and a lot cheaper and a lot cheaper so 70 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:31,740 sorry jeter until i i you know 71 00:03:31,740 --> 00:03:33,920 uh... maybe i'll try it again 72 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:37,960 a little bit maybe a few more weeks maybe next year i'll try it again bad run 73 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,040 and they'll have 74 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:43,340 have it cleaned up but i swear to god if i buy one more baby jeter pack 75 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:46,760 i'll let them get to whatever inventory they have these places if i buy one more 76 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,960 baby jeter pack that's not 77 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:52,460 i'll go for the newest one so that way i'll give a little bit of the doubt 78 00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:56,520 but if it is the same shit if i get two or three of the clogged 79 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,600 not going for me 80 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:02,560 so that was the what we smoking slash what we not smoking 81 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:03,520 section 82 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,800 of friday rice podcast 83 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,000 and i say we just jump 84 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,860 straight into it because 85 00:04:08,860 --> 00:04:10,800 really okay 86 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,440 i kinda want to get talking about the movies 87 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,280 yeah so uh... movie 88 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,200 yet well okay welcome 89 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,400 well i mean i don't know 90 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,140 uh... so 91 00:04:20,140 --> 00:04:21,660 let's get into a bad santa 92 00:04:21,660 --> 00:04:25,220 uh... we're watching were reviewing both of them today will reviewing we're 93 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:26,040 talking about 94 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:29,240 both of them today uh... will start with the first one 95 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:29,960 as 96 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,120 they did 97 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,920 that will go to the second one 98 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,600 and much later the second one 99 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,780 yet we need to take a thirteen-year break 100 00:04:36,780 --> 00:04:38,560 when between the two movies work 101 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,040 i mean we had that look 102 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:43,480 i think the thirteen-year break was awesome although he 103 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,640 he kinda looked 104 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,960 better in the second movie a little bit well and because the thirteen-year 105 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,900 break was it really a 106 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:52,600 in the movie since it was a thirteen-year break 107 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,220 was it i mean 108 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:58,520 it seems like it kinda picked up where the other one left off i did not exactly 109 00:04:58,520 --> 00:04:59,800 but 110 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,440 it didn't seem like as long a time in past 111 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,980 eight years old to twenty one 112 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:05,040 thirteen years 113 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,520 i guess it is yeah 114 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:10,160 so in two thousand three two thousand six so yeah they're definitely doing the 115 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,480 it's been thirteen years yeah 116 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,440 so uh... 117 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,000 opening credits right off the bat 118 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,100 john ridder and bernie mack 119 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,740 back-to-back 120 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:23,440 on the credits i'm like ooh shit that doesn't age well 121 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,320 john ridder's last film 122 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,840 it is dedicated to him 123 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:30,640 was his last thing he filmed last movie 124 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,400 last movie i don't know about it 125 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,660 because he was filming the tv show 126 00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:37,680 so r i p to both of them 127 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,540 and then it hit me that like at some point 128 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,040 in my lifetime 129 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,720 potentially 130 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:47,200 i'll be able to say that about most of the people in the movie 131 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,160 maybe all 132 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:49,880 like well except for 133 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,880 well thurman merman we don't know thurman merman looks like he could be 134 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,360 having a heart attack at like twenty eight 135 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,120 yes it's true 136 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,920 that's true so we don't know 137 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,960 but yeah uh... 138 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,520 it just hit me it's like yeah we're getting older 139 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:06,560 and that it also hit me like at work 140 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:10,280 when i'm talking to the we we work with a couple young girls uh... 141 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:11,520 you know and they're like 142 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,000 or late teens early twenties and they 143 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,920 oftentimes have no idea what the fuck we're talking about when we're mentioning 144 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,680 blockbuster 145 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,440 mega hits 146 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,760 but then i think about it i'm like okay yeah those the nineties those thirty 147 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,400 something years ago 148 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,120 early two thousands was like twenty something years ago and then i start 149 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:32,160 thinking like when i was a kid and my parents were talking about 150 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:35,640 movies like the godfather or apocalypse now 151 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:39,000 all these things 152 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,880 had more reverence for them 153 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,860 and the reason being i think 154 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:44,660 is because 155 00:06:44,660 --> 00:06:46,740 there were less movies 156 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,920 right now we have access 157 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:52,480 to ten billion things via all the streaming in the world right i was gonna 158 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,280 it's kind of the same reason 159 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:57,480 but i think it's the access that that is the problem 160 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:01,480 because what would happen when we were kids we were still watching movies 161 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:02,520 we watched 162 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,540 like when i was a kid for example okay 163 00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:09,080 there was the batman sixty six okay i was born in sixty six 164 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:12,960 right so i didn't see batman sixty six when it came out 165 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,960 i saw when i was twelve in reruns on television 166 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:20,160 well technically you might have seen it in your baby newborn baby vision 167 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:23,560 possibly yes but yeah the point the point being 168 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,320 i have reverence for that 169 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,320 because reruns 170 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:29,320 because the reruns and that's the thing and these kids don't have reruns because they 171 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:33,080 have phones they have all this other stuff 172 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:39,280 it's weird because the access to information the information age is also 173 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,400 dialing back 174 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,780 the 175 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:44,960 common 176 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,040 things that have brought 177 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:50,040 at least since the advent of the television movies 178 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,360 societies like 179 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,600 groups of friends together 180 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:58,720 in high school junior high middle school you know like elementary school for me 181 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,280 it was easy 182 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:04,760 to kinda pick a friend group based on whatever nerd culture whatever vibe they 183 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,920 were into whatever 184 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:10,160 whatever movies they watched like that whatever tv shows we were all you know 185 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:13,420 like we would be able to talk about the same things but now 186 00:08:13,420 --> 00:08:14,880 it's like splintered 187 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,800 well now it's like yes i want to mention oh shit have you seen this and i'm like 188 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,480 well no because 189 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,540 every person comes up to me and they're like have you seen this and it's a 190 00:08:22,540 --> 00:08:25,120 different this every single time because there's ten 191 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,160 thousand of them 192 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:29,920 on streaming also should i watch tollsie king should i watch stranger things 193 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,260 that i watch fucking 194 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:32,320 uh... 195 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,640 madman i never watched should i watch 196 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:38,880 goliath which billy bob thorn which i you know like i heard is good and yes you 197 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:39,800 should 198 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,200 i should watch all of these things 199 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,280 i haven't seen them 200 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:47,240 and i probably never will because that list keeps getting bigger 201 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:48,920 i need to watch two seasons of 202 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:52,000 only murders in the building and you watch a couple seasons of upload 203 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,160 i need to watch 204 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:57,200 the boys i need to finish that i need to finish 205 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,520 invincible these are all shows that i fucking love yeah there's absolutely 206 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:01,640 nobody 207 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:04,360 but there's only so many hours in a day 208 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:08,800 and it even goes to music though we were kids there were like 209 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,680 i mean not you so much but when i was a kid 210 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:15,640 you had country music you had rock music you had some hard rock 211 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,800 and you had you know the old classical stuff and whatever that your parents 212 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,400 were 213 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,520 there's no 214 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:29,520 music splintered into thirty seven john 215 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:34,040 it's that way with music to the the group were smaller but it's better for 216 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,400 the individual 217 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:38,400 yet because i go on my youtube music and i hit 218 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,720 uh... super mix 219 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,480 and what the dues of a lot of uh... 220 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,840 and what i like recently is they've changed it to you can set the perimeter 221 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,200 how much new 222 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,200 verses 223 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,280 comfort 224 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:53,040 that you want like how much of the how much of like you want to relistens up 225 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:57,480 how much you want us to pepper you with new stuff based on that stuff 226 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:02,120 favor relisting to things i feel like uh... there's probably a 227 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,960 a thousand songs that i listen to on repeat 228 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:06,120 you know like 229 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:10,680 mixed up or whatever 230 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:14,160 i do sometimes do like that discover mix or the 231 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:17,240 the new make like like when they like the stuff they want me to hear 232 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:21,360 and i have found some some new bands like that i and you stuff that i like 233 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:22,960 i like that when it comes to music 234 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,080 tv shows feel overwhelming for me 235 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:28,640 i would music i could just turn on super mix and it feels like a radio and i'm 236 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:32,680 gonna hear what i'm in here and it's just music so it's like 237 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:36,240 i might find some new stuff i like i might not enjoy something i can skip it 238 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,080 whatever right 239 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,860 tv shows movies you have to 240 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:45,680 invest sometime and effort mentally into the property or into whatever you're 241 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:46,440 watching 242 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:47,800 for it to even 243 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,560 have an effect 244 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:53,840 if you're not paying attention you can't just have a show on in the background 245 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:54,720 you know not 246 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,400 pay attention to it and anticipate like 247 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,520 you know like like it or whatever right it's the you can't do the same thing is 248 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,600 with music 249 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:05,520 it is too overwhelming because like right now i even have 250 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:08,440 netflix hulu disney max 251 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:12,160 you know fucking youtube premium 252 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,680 how much of that even watch 253 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,420 honestly 254 00:11:16,420 --> 00:11:18,240 it's it's a cup of ticket 255 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,140 two or three movies a week 256 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:21,880 and a couple of tv shows 257 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,280 that are on i think 258 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:27,200 to of the streaming platforms so 259 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:31,840 but when you go to kids i've done this and i go to cancel and i look at my 260 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:35,160 all but i'm gonna watch that i want to watch that 261 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,960 so that i don't and that's right 262 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:40,040 i'm still paying like sixty bucks a month in streamers 263 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,400 i think the best 264 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:45,680 i think the best to streaming right now or max in disney 265 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:48,160 i think uh... it's so much with them 266 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:51,560 the like if i had to if i had to if i had to boil down to one i don't know how 267 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:54,680 i'd be able to choose between those two 268 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,720 but i would probably lean more disney 269 00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:00,400 well yeah it's marvel you don't have much marvel star wars 270 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,860 and classic disney 271 00:12:01,860 --> 00:12:05,380 so it's like if i ever had a uh... itch for 272 00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:09,800 like uh... cartoon for my past there's that being whatever right 273 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:13,360 plus they have the old uh... animated uh... marvel stuff 274 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,280 so i can watch like 275 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:15,320 nineties 276 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,240 spider-man 277 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:19,960 cartoon or whatever you say that but i'm gonna go home today and because 278 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:23,000 yesterday on max 279 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,520 beetlejuice beetlejuice 280 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:28,480 why i saw that the theater yet but i'm saying i didn't see the whole year so 281 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,920 so i i look at a lot of these like max 282 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:35,120 i figure that's free to me because i want to work in the movies and see that 283 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,840 i didn't have max but i knew it was coming i'm like it's gonna come within 284 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,400 three months 285 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,960 and i'll see you know what 286 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,320 my whole 287 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,680 uh... you know how against movie theaters i am yet i don't like them 288 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,300 i wish that they would go away i wish 289 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:52,080 theaters would morph into 290 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,160 a 291 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,640 premium 292 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:55,960 destination 293 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:59,960 where they only play movies that claim 294 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,000 to be theater worthy 295 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,040 so we cut out all the all the stuff that isn't 296 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,880 theater worthy 297 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,360 maybe we keep just the comedies in the 298 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:13,360 is that something is a no people want to 299 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,040 we just need to 300 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:17,680 denormalize movie theaters we need to get rid of them 301 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:21,280 everything comes to streaming everyone has a big t b at their house they all 302 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,440 have 303 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,200 by this point in your life 304 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:29,960 you have a setup that you're comfortable with the home you have to be like 305 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,120 what's different but 306 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,340 average person 307 00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:35,800 average person 308 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:39,520 movies are important to you you've invested in a big t b and a sound bar 309 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:41,440 everybody's got a fifty inch t b 310 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,540 exactly 311 00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:48,760 i don't know why go to the theater spending all that money on 312 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:53,120 albeit very good popcorn 313 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:56,200 is that the experience to me is not worth 314 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,980 hearing other people 315 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:00,920 trickling their fucking shit 316 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:04,800 all worrying slightly in the back of my mind that there could be a shooting 317 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,440 that could happen right the joker 318 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:11,680 that one thing colorado aurora that changed my movie viewing experience 319 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:12,400 forever 320 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:16,400 i doubt every time when it especially cuz they say here's your emergency exits 321 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,740 if anything happens 322 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:20,880 make sure you go to a man they're saying that because they remember 323 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:24,720 ten years ago when a guy fifteen years ago when a guy murdered a bunch of 324 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:25,280 people 325 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,120 in a movie theater where you're supposed to feel safe 326 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,520 that was like that's supposed to be that 327 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:31,920 we used to wear suits 328 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,480 and ties and 329 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,560 like fancy dresses to go to the movie theater supposed to be like that 330 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,800 iconic 331 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:42,120 all american slice of you know marikana right 332 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:45,400 well used to be an event for one thing and it's not anymore i think maybe that's 333 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,840 what he needs to go back 334 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:50,780 though i think that's how you say movie theaters at this point 335 00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:53,960 movie theater should be a bit center so you should have like like it's a what's 336 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,520 now a twelve flexor 337 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,040 whatever ten flex 338 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,600 they should change those two words like two bigs 339 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,080 big theaters 340 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,260 okay that have 341 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:04,960 for your event movies for marvel 342 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:08,880 stuff like that and the other was to be smaller they should see fifty 343 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:12,720 and you should they should not play except for be rented out 344 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,300 so in other words i want to take twenty people 345 00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,840 that i know to a movie 346 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,320 you know three hundred dollars 347 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,800 to rent the theater 348 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,480 that's the way to do it so it's like 349 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,880 we want to see 350 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,880 i want to go see the new spider-man movie or like the new 351 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,560 the new captain america 352 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,280 i don't want to see it 353 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:36,240 in a group and i don't want to see it with the general public 354 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,080 i want us i want to rent out 355 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:41,800 with ten of my friends for three hundred dollars or whatever what you're right 356 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,600 is how much are they get it 357 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,160 how much would it cost to fill up 358 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,360 a theater 359 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,160 is what 360 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:51,000 that's all you got to figure out is like can you make more by renting out 361 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,400 they're gonna lose money because 362 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:58,240 how often are people general in the big in the two big theaters and you and you 363 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,040 separate and if they did actual events where they like 364 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:04,160 what all out and do stage plays in there 365 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,440 there's no they all have stages there's no reason you could not 366 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:12,820 rent i mean i know that high schools were in it to put their plays on 367 00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:14,200 there's uh... it would be 368 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,660 and listen i happen to know of a school here in town 369 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:20,800 that had trouble getting a place 370 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,040 and they would obviously to do their three days where the stage plays 371 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:27,560 and then they just charge admission to recoup your their money 372 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:31,360 because they still charge admission they only charge like five bucks but whatever 373 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,280 if they were in for three hundred and they 374 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,320 whatever it takes to get that admission 375 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:40,160 the parents are gonna pay it to see their kids do their play 376 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,380 well anyway movie theater companies if you're listening 377 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:46,080 baby jeeters if you're listening 378 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,740 this is gonna fix everything we're gonna fix everything we have concepts of a 379 00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:51,920 plan 380 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,360 so 381 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:57,480 r i p bernie mack and john ritter i guess 382 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:01,000 eleven opening credits that explains the movie that santa puking 383 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,420 uh... 384 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:03,680 which is the movie 385 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:07,480 uh... tony cox in a snowman suit is adorable 386 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,480 uh... i like that 387 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,720 it's just classical music 388 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:11,480 throughout it 389 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,960 for the most part most uh... which i really like 390 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,960 is it makes it classy 391 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,860 uh... 392 00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:20,560 when he gets up and he's throws his alarm clocks 393 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:25,320 fucking shit god damn it i was like that's how i wake up it's a good day 394 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:30,640 his last name is silk i don't know his first name 395 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,420 those willy silk 396 00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:33,680 yeah okay 397 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,280 willy silk 398 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,080 willy t stokes 399 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,840 it's not stokes 400 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,400 i paused 401 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,400 stokes 402 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:49,160 interesting alright 403 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,440 before we get okay then uh... 404 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,840 fuck me santa i have but 405 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,600 so i mean if you're if you've seen the movie everybody at home i'm sure it's 406 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,600 bad sense that's billy bob thorton probably should start this away before 407 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,600 we go much further we should probably say 408 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,340 like last week was a very 409 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:08,880 safer work episode 410 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,120 episode is not 411 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,320 yet well 412 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:16,720 the movie itself is not first off last episode is not safe for work we just 413 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,080 did 414 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:21,120 we just i i did blur out 415 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,280 said the word cock a few times at the end 416 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:28,440 in case you're wondering what the last episode i said was uh... 417 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,240 but uh... 418 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,500 yet this was i mean i don't know i i 419 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:36,360 i didn't write down a lot of all when i did i wrote down some i wrote down some 420 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:41,400 quotes that yeah and this and this movie itself was originally rated nc-seventeen 421 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,540 and it cut it to get it on 422 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,400 you know it's crazy to me 423 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,800 is that 424 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:50,700 i must be desensitized because 425 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:53,260 maybe it's because i've seen it so many times 426 00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:54,240 it's just like 427 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:58,700 it doesn't hit the same way as far as the uh... 428 00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:01,000 like just case in point 429 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,200 when he beats up the bully 430 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,240 does not hit the same way that it did 431 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,040 twenty years ago beating up a child 432 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,840 was beating up a teenager 433 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,480 uh... like a thirteen or fourteen year old teenager yeah 434 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:17,160 yeah but child sure but they deserve it 435 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,360 but like that 436 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,480 the punching 437 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,320 i guess it was it was light hearted 438 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,960 it like it looked fake 439 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:28,680 it's like there wasn't any damage on the kid after you know like 440 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,440 what i would really want 441 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,980 what i really like what i want is like uh... another history of violence as a 442 00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:35,920 scene where the 443 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:39,720 loses his fucking mind and beats up another kid that was cool 444 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:44,420 i like what peter parker beats up the flash thompson you know in those movies 445 00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,080 i'd just like a nerd 446 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:49,760 beating up a bully story 447 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,440 just wish that it was a little bit more 448 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:56,160 because this is bad santa is a hard r 449 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,800 nc seventeen 450 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,080 almost right like why not 451 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,000 fucked the kid up a little bit like 452 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,080 you know what i mean like 453 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,800 like have a bleeding your black eye afterwards like make 454 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:11,520 make it so like i know he does a lot of bad shit 455 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:15,500 make him do the worst shit that's like make him irredeemable 456 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:19,220 like that's what i don't think they did they gave them like they didn't make him irredeemable 457 00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:22,800 uh... you still root for about the end and i don't 458 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,080 well i think maybe that was a choice because i think actually one of my notes 459 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:30,000 about this movie one of my biggest notes of this movie 460 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,800 and really both of them 461 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,580 at the caret it's a character note about will 462 00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:37,520 and 463 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:43,480 the thing with santa is rather the root against him because he's so bad 464 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:48,360 almost felt sorry for him 465 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:51,400 wait will you get the you're supposed to feel sorry for that's what i'm saying is 466 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,600 the character development choice in here 467 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,680 but i think that you're saying make him worse i'm saying i don't know 468 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:03,520 that him being worse would have let you feel sorry for him still 469 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,160 okay i think the movie 470 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,360 it towards 471 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:12,480 the only thing is is it sort of humanize assembly gets the kit right and he starts 472 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,660 somewhat taking care of a little bit 473 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:17,800 if that didn't happen 474 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:22,120 this guy's scumbag right like if i met willy in real life 475 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,120 one of the worst human beings you'd ever meet 476 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,120 you would want anywhere near anyone you would never talk to him again you'd hope 477 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,560 that god he'd be out of your life as quick as possible 478 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,880 he would literally smell like shit 479 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,720 and piss 480 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:33,800 and alcohol 481 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:37,720 he's damn near just a homeless guy walking around with near your children 482 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,640 and stuff 483 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,920 this is one of the most unrealistic movies of all time and keeping the job as 484 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,820 santa would have never would have never 485 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:48,480 not even after that conversation that they had with uh... tony cockley was 486 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,320 like all 487 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:52,160 we need you people which i thought that was that was great 488 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,240 uh... 489 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,160 is it always night at the north pole 490 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,460 it's either always that are always day 491 00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:00,280 depending on that 492 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:04,280 it's always better always day here for looking at what time it is 493 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:09,620 no no no i'm saying all day long it's night or all day long it's day 494 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:12,420 certain times of the year 495 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:14,560 like alaska how you do you have like 496 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:18,120 sure two hours a day light i'd just like someone mentioned it i was like 497 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,280 interesting 498 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,880 uh... 499 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,680 grandma are you spry 500 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:27,680 yeah like that line uh... 501 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,920 so they uh... it's it's 502 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:34,640 he's a safecracker tony cox is is uh... the guy that runs the operation he's got 503 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:35,720 a wife 504 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:39,000 uh... loris 505 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,240 lois 506 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,340 or loris 507 00:22:41,340 --> 00:22:43,440 whose wife are you saying? 508 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,320 lois lois 509 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:50,760 he kept saying it with these yeah 510 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,280 it's confusing 511 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:53,640 there's a lot of names 512 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,680 because then sue is 513 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,880 yeah talk to the mic 514 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,920 sue is the uh... 515 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:04,600 the other girl so i think it's lois yeah sue is the other the fuck me santa 516 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,320 chick the fuck me santa chick 517 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,480 that's what we'll call her 518 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,400 laura line from gilmore girls yes 519 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,840 which is 520 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:16,480 crazy because it's crazy the stars just in this yeah and she like the fact that 521 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,160 she's 522 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:21,840 from gilmore girls and she's the fuck me santa chick which is great 523 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,480 let's talk about thurman 524 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,600 what a great 525 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,560 find that they found he's the most pathetic looking kid of all time they 526 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,680 really make him disgusting looking with all that snot on his face in the very 527 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,200 beginning listen 528 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:37,200 maybe the most grossed out i've ever been in a movie is the chocolate 529 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,960 sneeze? 530 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,200 it might be the most grossed out i've ever been in a movie 531 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,160 do you think the kid really had to have done it 532 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,800 yeah i don't see any way to fake that 533 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,640 i don't think they cut away 534 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:53,080 i think the kid just sneezed on him and he just yeah 535 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:57,120 so gross yeah this movie is fucking disgusting 536 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:59,240 uh... 537 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,080 so 538 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,600 yeah thurman 539 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:02,800 thurman merman 540 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,040 we'll find out later 541 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,160 uh... he's just referred to as the kid the kid all through the first movie 542 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:12,240 yeah uh... but we don't we find out his name at the end yeah but uh... 543 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,280 he's great 544 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,760 he acts like such a idiot 545 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:20,320 but he like in such a convincing way 546 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:25,160 that's good acting because he's on the top of the spectrum 547 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,160 uh... 548 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,200 which is great 549 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,400 so i put john ritter and bernie mack when they're together in the room are 550 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:35,760 absolutely phenomenal together absolutely love it bernie mackie 551 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,320 it's like yeah just 552 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:40,160 what a weird choice weird choice 553 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:44,520 bernie mack the half 554 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:48,500 that scene with uh... tony was great uh... 555 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:51,640 checkers the checker scene so when uh... 556 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,240 billy bob starts uh... staying at 557 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,640 thurman's house 558 00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:00,160 and they're hanging out and they're playing checkers and thurman just sits 559 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,400 there for like a couple minutes not making a move and then he does the 560 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,560 triple hop 561 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:08,640 i get with me just flips the board over it's like 562 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,920 wanna play again 563 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,820 uh... it's a testado 564 00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:14,880 was pretty great 565 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:21,880 which is bread with some baloney uh... fry baloney does not taste like hot dog 566 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,880 i fry baloney all the time it does not taste like hot dog to me tastes like 567 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,140 spam 568 00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:27,120 not to me 569 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,200 unless actually i've never really had spam so 570 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:33,480 fried spam and fried yeah if spam if fried spam tastes like fried baloney you might try 571 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,320 it might be some spam in the future 572 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:39,700 uh... sherman's dad looks sorry thurman's dad 573 00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:41,720 looks like thurman 574 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:47,680 yeah they've got a good no we meet him in prison 575 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,480 do you remember when bernie mack 576 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:53,160 i'm missing a part of this tome bernie mack goes to jail 577 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,920 talks to him in his glasses 578 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:55,920 and he says 579 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,720 do you have any guests staying at your house 580 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:02,200 yes yeah that's thurman's dad and that's why thurman's 581 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,360 that's why my dad's on an adventure for another year and 582 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:09,120 yeah whatever month he's just not telling me i'm gonna be honest with you 583 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,840 i never picked up on that 584 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,260 until this run through i don't think right 585 00:26:13,260 --> 00:26:14,600 but that is thurman's dad 586 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:18,500 so bernie mack goes into the jail and he goes uh... 587 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,100 you live here 588 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:23,320 remember he just like this is where you live this is what you did blah blah blah the guy's like 589 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,560 yeah yeah 590 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:29,320 you have any uh... guests staying at the house? no just my mom or whatever it's okay thank you 591 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,520 what was this about? 592 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,480 and bernie mack just leaves because he was just gathering information 593 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,760 uh... it was in that little cut scene where he was trying to figure out what he got 594 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:40,440 and so then he holds them up for uh... 595 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:44,760 yeah what he wants to say half 596 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:48,560 i love that that's probably one of my favorite bernie mack moments 597 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,080 i think i'm looking at all of them 598 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:54,740 sit there the way he was eating the oranges and shit 599 00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:56,520 sucking the juice out 600 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,080 he really did a good job 601 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,240 the pedicure or when he's getting uh... oh yeah just get down in there 602 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,080 and then the moment she uh... 603 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:08,000 touches his foot god damn it what would it be like he can't take it 604 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:13,200 very good uh... alright 605 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,400 there's a line 606 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,640 oh yeah he's like 607 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,200 uh... why did your dad uh... 608 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,900 you know why my dad was mad at me 609 00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:24,240 my dad kicked my ass 610 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:29,280 oh you know why because you went to bathroom on mommy's dishes 611 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,120 is what thermos says i was like 612 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,960 what all 613 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,760 that's my favorite line 614 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,840 it's such a little like a quick one uh... 615 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,640 these lips were on your pussy or your wife's pussy last night is a great line 616 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,740 uh... trying to kill himself 617 00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:45,520 is very funny uh... 618 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,160 in the car yeah in the car 619 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:53,680 and thermon saves you by having a black eye basically yeah i like that and uh... 620 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:54,880 what up what up 621 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,800 what a forced 622 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,160 a forced 623 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,000 uh... movie plot point those like 624 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,240 him if i would i'd i give the cop this letter like whatever they cover my body 625 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,080 and then at the end 626 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:10,280 and then that's what saves of slash brings the cops their slash everything 627 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,120 like what it 628 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,480 that's like one of those 629 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,960 they didn't think i was paying attention to how lazy that was script writing but 630 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:16,680 that was pretty 631 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,920 bucket lazy bad sense of writers 632 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,400 well though they had to take and this was a short story 633 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,640 that david said there is a road 634 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,680 and that they had to flesh it out 635 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,440 it was actually based on 636 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,080 okay that makes sense 637 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,880 i can see this is like a short little 638 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,280 just a robber santa 639 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,940 breaking into malls 640 00:28:37,940 --> 00:28:40,740 i wonder if ball security 641 00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:42,080 has stepped up 642 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:47,380 their sir like their understandings of mall santa's since 643 00:28:47,380 --> 00:28:48,680 this movie came out 644 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,440 like i don't even know the mall sales even exist anymore the malls even 645 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:56,360 exist sure let's let's not use the word mall broadly 646 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,680 where you would find a santa in the wild 647 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:00,520 they're not 648 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,400 maybe way fewer than they used to be that's what i was thinking i'm thinking 649 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,200 how many 650 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,720 how many santa jobs have been lost due to the 651 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,680 decline of malls in america how many santa 652 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,100 jobs have been found since the advent of the internet 653 00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:14,300 i have a friend 654 00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:18,440 uh... you can look them up at a i think it's only a fan santa 655 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:22,400 no it's santa i think you look them up on facebook santa phil 656 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,060 and it's my buddy phil and he uh... 657 00:29:25,060 --> 00:29:27,760 just said he does know he does um... 658 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:28,600 mem he does 659 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,580 like uh... video messages for kids 660 00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:34,160 okay that's cool like they do a video this is what i want for christmas type 661 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:38,720 deal he's all or more of the north pole i can do it over online 662 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,920 or let you go immediately to only fans 663 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,000 why was that your first thought 664 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,360 it's a little bit of a lot more santa 665 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,480 really sweet conversations 666 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,800 i think you also might he might do adult stuff with adults though like you might 667 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,520 be like sexy santa stuff i'm not sure 668 00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,960 i don't want to speak for him 669 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:03,460 i've used his services you mean santa's wife's sister is that he does yeah which is 670 00:30:03,460 --> 00:30:07,000 really great santa's wife's other sister 671 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:07,900 uh... 672 00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,600 in the next movie 673 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:13,840 that's what he uh... hey santa's sister santa's sister's other sister whatever 674 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:14,880 uh... 675 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:18,760 and i put yet the beating up the teens he is funny but i remember being better 676 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,840 there's a little bit lackluster 677 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:24,920 but then what was it lackluster and what i think stills holds up 678 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:29,920 is except for why tony cox agreed to box the kid 679 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:34,400 the ball punching kicking ball punch all the fun is so funny 680 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,720 the but 681 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,040 even this even says like 682 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,520 i don't even know why i agreed to do this 683 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,480 because idea with kids all the time i was like 684 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:46,080 because idea with kids all the time whatever 685 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:50,800 the way that tony cox represents himself in this movie he'd be like 686 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,320 but you you work for me 687 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,320 i'm the guy running the show 688 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:59,240 i don't care that you have the easiest job you're playing mall santa to rob 689 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,080 this place 690 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,160 go fuck yourself 691 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,080 i'm not gonna go 692 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:06,440 dress i'm not gonna go fight some kid in a bottle except for without willy they 693 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,720 have no robbery other than the shit is 694 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,560 growth 695 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:15,880 i guess but he's not gonna drop off the job because tony cox doesn't agreed to 696 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,840 box 697 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:22,520 maybe yeah you're probably right now the first movie now 698 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,480 i just thought that was a little bit silly they just want to 699 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,520 because that the same size or he's a little bit shorter that they wanted to 700 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,300 go 701 00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:31,440 but it's still very funny scene 702 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,240 but uh... 703 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,680 and then okay 704 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,380 here's what i've never understood 705 00:31:37,380 --> 00:31:38,520 the entire 706 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,440 time i've watched this movie 707 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,380 why 708 00:31:42,380 --> 00:31:44,000 does thurman make 709 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,920 him a wooden pickle 710 00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:49,480 was that ever reference in the beginning of the movie 711 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,600 it does he ever mention pickles 712 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,680 is he ever mention wood pickles 713 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,080 does it is it some sort of dildo joke 714 00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,240 i thought it was gonna be at first 715 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,960 when he handed it to him was when they were in the middle of 716 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:04,960 mrs 717 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,960 santa's sister 718 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:11,080 he was in mrs santa's sister actually when he gave him the pickle 719 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,160 very weird 720 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,640 so i thought that's where they were gonna go with the joke but they didn't 721 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,160 they just left it be 722 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,720 and i'm assuming it's just because 723 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,640 it's just a stick i mean you just pick up a stick and 724 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,880 whittle a couple of the ends off and you're done yeah but easy 725 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:30,480 i don't know what thurman's 726 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,920 why a wooden pickle 727 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:35,240 because i don't think thurman could make a reindeer out of wood but i don't think 728 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,960 why make anything out of wood 729 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,800 because he was a kid with you know night look i get it i think look 730 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,140 i just think that there's more behind the wood and pickle thing 731 00:32:44,140 --> 00:32:46,960 it's weird to me i've always thought that every single time i watch this 732 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,160 movie i thought this this would be the time that i pick up on it 733 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,100 i didn't 734 00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:53,240 uh... but it is a super sweet scene 735 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,640 uh... this movie talks at the heartstrings uh... a bit 736 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,700 there are some scenes that are 737 00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:01,920 sure yet towards the end of you know nothing crazy no i thought 738 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:07,200 no i'll tell you the only part of me was when they did the christmas for the kid 739 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,580 the little sad tree and all that they decorated all with the with the 740 00:33:10,580 --> 00:33:14,720 popcorn is trying to get his like uh... shakes you can't get the popcorn out 741 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,440 that was pretty cool i thought it was pretty cool how they made this kid a 742 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:20,440 christmas who'd never had a christmas 743 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,400 yeah 744 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,880 that is sad what 745 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,440 probably would have gone with the life 746 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,840 well but yet others in a while he was basically thing i have 747 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:32,640 i haven't had a president six years 748 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,960 sandwiches from grandma 749 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,880 so i think both of the getting to the alarm in time scenes from tony cox are 750 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,120 phenomenal 751 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:44,040 uh... there the part probably one of the best like 752 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:47,320 designed the scenes of the movie which i really like 753 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,960 yeah those are so good uh... 754 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,020 and then mrs santa's sister 755 00:33:53,020 --> 00:33:57,200 is awesome and she has become a mother figure for thurman 756 00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:00,020 uh... which is great and that she actually does take care of him at the 757 00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:01,280 end of the movie 758 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,920 just cool 759 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,240 what i put he's dead 760 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,480 he's dead huh 761 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,020 i don't even know he was sick 762 00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:13,560 is a great line when uh... talking about birdie mac 763 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,220 the three b's 764 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:16,240 which was what was it 765 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,000 boozing 766 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,280 blow uh... 767 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,240 bitches and blow jobs or 768 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:24,200 i forgot the other b i should have written it down 769 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,280 and how many times was he fucking shot at the end there with the car show up 770 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,120 eight i wrote that down the next line was eight 771 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:36,240 and then what a great ending he survives he gets out of prison 772 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:40,800 once again like you said kinda set up through the letter and that 773 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,840 obviously would never really happen is that this movie is such a movie 774 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,560 world that 775 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,280 this guy would be in jail there's no way 776 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:53,060 you wouldn't get out of this 777 00:34:53,060 --> 00:34:56,560 you know like like what i wrote right at the time i wrote what the fuck they shot 778 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,120 shot unarmed santa in the back 779 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,960 and then man they went hard on the phoenix police department 780 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,620 they went yeah the police went real hard 781 00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:11,800 for just a robbery i guess doesn't make sense unarmed never armed 782 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,120 tony was armed and shot at the cops tony they would have been totally 783 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,960 fine to shoot him 784 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,520 but santa didn't do nothing as far as the cops could tell 785 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,960 you're fine with them shooting a black guy 786 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,560 well only black midgets 787 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:31,000 you have to say midget no in this case you have to say midget 788 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,160 because that's why 789 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,760 because that's what they say in the movie oh he pisses 790 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:35,660 he gets mad 791 00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:39,360 yeah when anytime someone says yes exactly so to be 792 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:44,000 clear he is a dwarf oh no yeah you know he's a he's a no he's a little person 793 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,760 no he's specifically a dwarf 794 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:50,240 no they say specifically no fat fingers remember 795 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:54,040 he said wait non fat finger kind 796 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,400 what they say 797 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,280 i don't remember that yeah that's a line in this movie 798 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,640 no but i know for sure he's a dwarf though 799 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,680 he says it 800 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:03,880 i'm a dwarf 801 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,120 yeah he says it 802 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,520 in the movie 803 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:11,960 what he's talking about being able to carry him out or whatever yeah i'm a fucking dwarf 804 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:16,600 i'm three foot five motherfucker you carry him out yeah that's a great line 805 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:21,400 you draw me a diagram as to how i'm supposed to get him to the car 806 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,400 like fuck you yeah 807 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:28,480 uh... that was a great line uh... 808 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,920 i'm gonna go with 809 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,360 we're gonna grade this 810 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,120 so our grading system 811 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,840 uh... for at least one more week after this 812 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:41,520 uh... our last i think our season finale is next week 813 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,400 is it? it might be the week after whatever it's coming up 814 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,320 our grading system until then 815 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:51,680 is that we uh... because typically we only watch B movies this is definitely not the 816 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,240 case today or has been lately 817 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:57,120 but we decided B would be our top 818 00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:02,680 and uh... F would be uh... normally the bottom but we also have a designated 819 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,800 place in hell 820 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,960 it's called W for waste of time 821 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:10,200 uh... which we very very rarely use 822 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,520 because it is a 823 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:16,560 responsible movie 824 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,580 yeah so 825 00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:19,840 i give this movie a B minus 826 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,400 because it's a classic 827 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,440 it's very funny 828 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,520 it holds up 829 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,000 the acting is great 830 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,160 it's 831 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:32,000 sweet at times it's very very very very very funny 832 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:32,780 it's one of my 833 00:37:32,780 --> 00:37:35,000 yeah it's up there like as a top 834 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,640 alternate to your traditional christmas stuff 835 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,840 so like if you don't want 836 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:44,120 uh... like a home alone or a 837 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,720 christmas story 838 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:48,960 you don't want that saccharine sweet kind of deal 839 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,100 and you want to make a hard left 840 00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:52,460 you go bad santa 841 00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:55,160 yeah and is this the first of the 842 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,400 hard left movies christmas movies 843 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,000 no i believe there's black 844 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:03,280 christmas which is like a horror movie back in the day and uh... 845 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,380 as far as like the 846 00:38:04,380 --> 00:38:06,440 the comedy or violent 847 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,360 christmas vacation 848 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,180 think about christmas vacation 849 00:38:10,180 --> 00:38:11,840 it 850 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,560 that was a departure from your typical christmas 851 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,960 story 852 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,120 it being 853 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,240 uh... still way more sweet not this 854 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:22,080 not what i think of is like 855 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:23,200 actually there wasn't 856 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,400 very many sweet moments in christmas vacation think about it 857 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,080 we just we just reviewed that they're really not that many sweet there's not 858 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,640 really like you never tear up in christmas vacation 859 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,500 honestly that was a and it sort of 860 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,560 they did a job to not make it 861 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:42,160 a pg thirteen or was it was a lot of people but uh... he did thirteen yeah 862 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:46,080 but it was an are like this is this might be the first 863 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,280 one of the first like 864 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,480 really 865 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,920 hard are 866 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,280 comedies 867 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,920 themed around christmas but now that i'm 868 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,120 thinking about that 869 00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,720 there could be more 870 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:00,640 i don't know 871 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:01,960 but i give it a b minus 872 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,000 which is basically a minus if you're 873 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,180 paying attention 874 00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:08,360 yeah i would say i'm gonna be around the same on this one 875 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,140 i did numbers on it 876 00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:12,240 four and a half out of five so it's basically 877 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:16,200 same thing 878 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,840 you know like i said the the 879 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,000 honestly though it wasn't five for me the only the only the only problem i 880 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,200 really have with this movie was that i can't kind of felt pity for willy 881 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:28,600 and i know that was a choice 882 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,280 and and i didn't know what the problem was i didn't know what 883 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,360 that was so much on 884 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:38,700 in this first movie on billy bob's act 885 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:42,280 is amazing i mean it's just no you get there's not a better person for this 886 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,240 part there's not a better 887 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,560 the born to play this part it's it's like 888 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:48,640 it's him 889 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,520 billy bob's great yes and 890 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,520 i think you know i felt pity for but i think it's how he played the part that 891 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,780 made me feel it now 892 00:39:55,780 --> 00:40:00,040 what's i saw the second movie i i know why i felt pretty horrible 893 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,040 but uh... 894 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:07,720 so yeah i'm the same as you be minus 895 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:11,120 that's it's a number one gets at the minus 896 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:14,760 i feel like we might have some differing opinions on the second one or i'm sure 897 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:19,240 we don't know maybe 898 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:20,360 days of our lives 899 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,060 uh... 900 00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:23,420 where's the goal with that 901 00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:25,480 of the show that asked you 902 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,880 are you listening 903 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,560 in the answer 904 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,600 i guess that we've you heard that 905 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,560 you are 906 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:39,800 that's how that works uh... thurman merman actor he stars in slap shot three 907 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,520 the junior league 908 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,440 no she 909 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,000 do you have to tell you didn't watch that no i don't want it 910 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,560 i will watch it 911 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,160 uh... actually i couldn't find it uh... 912 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,960 but slap shot three the junior league 913 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:55,560 sounds interesting because it's the three brothers 914 00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,240 from slap shot 915 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:59,280 the middle some brothers whatever they are 916 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,200 not the middle so uh... but anyway they 917 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,080 hansen brothers and they come in and they uh... 918 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:07,920 it's like mighty duck sing a uh... young lee 919 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:12,440 their possibility for shenanigans sounds pretty good with them as the guys i 920 00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:13,320 like that 921 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,600 you have a what's tony play 922 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:16,440 a one 923 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:17,880 you're a kid 924 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,040 no tony 925 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,460 no thurman merman 926 00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:22,400 all not tony cox i was thinking 927 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:28,680 uh... well i don't know the actor that plays thurman merman which i did write down 928 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,920 it's like barry allen or something but it's not 929 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,960 because that's the flash but 930 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,540 something like that 931 00:41:34,540 --> 00:41:37,760 but yet he starts a slap shot slap shot three 932 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:41,840 literally as the junior league as a 933 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:47,560 brett kelly which is a weird yet sounds like a made-up name doesn't it 934 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:48,800 billy cox 935 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:53,240 burt ward 936 00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:54,400 billy zade 937 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:59,120 i got a refer to get a good 938 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,200 uh... and then i also put up 939 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,920 all do that's it too 940 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,200 is tony cox last movie 941 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:11,200 tony cox is all you know he's not that he's never did anything again there's 942 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,480 nothing else after that's it too 943 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,000 which is crazy to me 944 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,200 uh... and then also 945 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,760 when i put all 946 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,200 the 947 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,920 for better to the ride hansen 948 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,160 plays 949 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,920 he plays the husband 950 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,220 who with the shoe 951 00:42:29,220 --> 00:42:33,200 uh... we get the thing that she's on his wife who's the paycheck 952 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,200 he is a principal actor 953 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,960 in uh... 954 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,740 veronica mars 955 00:42:39,740 --> 00:42:42,160 so he plays uh... 956 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,560 a 957 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:47,280 what does it veronica mars it's orange county 958 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,180 and there's the 959 00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:52,680 rich kids and then there's like the poor poor kids and they all uh... lots of 960 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,680 yeah they all go to the same school 961 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,040 and uh... 962 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,660 he's one of the richer kids right 963 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:03,720 and she and veronica mars played by uh... 964 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:06,520 what's her name 965 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,340 the star veronica mars 966 00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:10,600 i don't know i never saw it 967 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,280 you know who uh... christin bell 968 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,440 she 969 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,160 yet she 970 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:21,160 i don't know she's the one married to dash elsa that's all of the yeah okay 971 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,440 all right yes so 972 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,640 she plays veronica mars is detective 973 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,200 and she's trying to figure stuff out 974 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,240 now he's just a party boy he doesn't really like gets involved or whatever 975 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,320 but i don't know 976 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,160 they don't date or anything 977 00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:34,060 i love it 978 00:43:34,060 --> 00:43:35,420 as a character that show 979 00:43:35,420 --> 00:43:39,760 he's like a just a party duties like kind of sympathetic but he's also a dick 980 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:40,960 a lot of the times 981 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,520 uh... that he got a spinoff show veronica mars 982 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:48,560 that's only online and it was so hard to find where he 983 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,000 plays 984 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,800 uh... he's what's he is such that 985 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,540 it's the surfer dude 986 00:43:54,540 --> 00:43:57,000 who's now trying to start 987 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,360 his old 988 00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,780 tb show 989 00:43:59,780 --> 00:44:03,600 uh... in that universe with the veronica mars universe he wants to play a 990 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:04,900 detective 991 00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:09,320 on tb doing stuff so he asks for a couple of hours to like help him 992 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,920 get the role for she's like 993 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:12,980 don't like 994 00:44:12,980 --> 00:44:16,720 people are here but that was kind of fun is that it sort of 995 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:19,880 like uh... you keep tabs on what was happening with the bronco mars group 996 00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:24,680 which was at the time important until of course as we all know twenty eighteen 997 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,740 i think twenty sixteen they did the reboot 998 00:44:26,740 --> 00:44:30,380 uh... slash soft reboot of veronica mars obviously you were there 999 00:44:30,380 --> 00:44:34,960 they did a one shot on hulu one season as we all know as we all know it picked 1000 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:36,800 up where uh... 1001 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,400 it picked up many years later and it was surprising who she ended up with 1002 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,000 because you're thinking 1003 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 it was going to be uh... logan 1004 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,040 and it was dax 1005 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,240 uh... 1006 00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:51,040 it wasn't was well you know the back of the long run yet 1007 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,200 but uh... 1008 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,680 yeah i actually did not tell the cost of the second movie i completely forgot 1009 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:56,880 that he was in this 1010 00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:00,840 completely forgot i thought it was just kathy bates and uh... 1011 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,880 billy bob for the blue like in my mind when i think of this movie of like okay 1012 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:09,360 thurman although there is a spill book he's only used in this piece used as a 1013 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,080 boil in this movie 1014 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,240 sort of a bad guy as he's like the back i guess 1015 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:15,880 uh... so 1016 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,960 first off the electric oven scene 1017 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,280 super great 1018 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,360 i wish they 1019 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,060 had done the bad santa credit 1020 00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:24,040 on the 1021 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:25,960 him puking in the alley again 1022 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,200 because they had that shot why not 1023 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,880 put the credit there like they did in the last one 1024 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,020 because it was a 1025 00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:35,200 it was like perfect that would have been great instead they used it uh... i think in the 1026 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,160 hotel room 1027 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,520 and i was like wow 1028 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,400 thurman grew up 1029 00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,380 that's such a weird it was such a surreal thing 1030 00:45:43,380 --> 00:45:49,360 because he was the same and also bigger yeah just a bigger older thing 1031 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,000 the fact that he works for 1032 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,360 he makes sandwiches 1033 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:54,640 for a living 1034 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:58,000 perfect so perfect uh... 1035 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:03,680 and uh... he's super proud of it like uh... i love that he makes hot sandwiches too 1036 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:08,440 i just can't stop burning my hand every time i take it out of the oven 1037 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,360 uh... and then like 1038 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:11,740 and my uh... 1039 00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:14,720 my co-worker says that we should just put some uh... 1040 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:20,920 uh... sauce on it but you can't eat hand butters on food yeah but you put 1041 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,240 butters on food 1042 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:26,040 hand isn't food 1043 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:30,020 uh... i was like tony cox is back that's great uh... thurman 1044 00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:31,920 running away 1045 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,320 well not really 1046 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,860 i don't think i wrote that down right 1047 00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:39,360 well he's not really running away 1048 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:44,120 from what no see i i wrote i don't know what i wrote that down doesn't matter 1049 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,240 there's a shot 1050 00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:48,680 whether showing chicago 1051 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,280 it's weird it's nothing to do with the movie 1052 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:54,400 but there's a show where they're just showing establishing shots of chicago 1053 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,760 at wintertime 1054 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:59,340 and there is a uh... 1055 00:46:59,340 --> 00:47:01,040 pathway 1056 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,160 that looked 1057 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:03,200 probably 1058 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,880 ten people wide 1059 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,520 if they were shoulder to shoulder 1060 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:07,520 and it was 1061 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,560 ice 1062 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,400 and it was 1063 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:14,640 it looked like you could start on one and and ice skate 1064 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,680 down a pathway 1065 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:20,480 as opposed to like a roller skating rink but this looked like designed 1066 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,240 this way so like it looked cool 1067 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,320 i'm just saying i've never been to chicago 1068 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,560 i would look at that would be specifically on my list of the look for that 1069 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,080 yes 1070 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,200 i thought it was very cool 1071 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:34,640 guy from baronic of mars ryan whatever his name is it's great 1072 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:39,720 best-seeing the entire with the police they made me dot was billy bob for the 1073 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:44,160 you know he gets convinced by tony cox to go for one last job ripoff charity 1074 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,440 uh... he doesn't know it's a charity at the time 1075 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:47,640 but he agrees 1076 00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,500 uh... to go 1077 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:50,460 and then uh... 1078 00:47:50,460 --> 00:47:52,680 he mentions tony cox mentions 1079 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:56,920 uh... yet well that there is uh... previous associate of ours that you know 1080 00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,680 those you work wants to work with us 1081 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,280 billy bob sees kathy bates in the missus santa outfit 1082 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,840 it punches are the face 1083 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,840 by dot i was like he's just you don't 1084 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,320 fuck dotty like what's the right the face of like 1085 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,200 so good you time did you think it was going to be an extra something at the 1086 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:17,680 time when he did it for a while but what the fuck yes i don't know is your like 1087 00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:21,040 an associate associate a guy or something but yet no kathy bates 1088 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:21,840 but what 1089 00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:26,080 watch the trailers leading up to that's in a two when i first watched the guy 1090 00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,160 i just was like 1091 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:28,360 this is only 1092 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:31,920 eight years ago that this is not as yet we might as did you see this in the 1093 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,800 theaters i probably get 1094 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,800 kathy bates has 1095 00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:36,640 rate 1096 00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,440 lines in this movie 1097 00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:41,800 kathy bates might be the only good 1098 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:45,120 well billy bob's great billy bob's always great except for 1099 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,800 in this movie once again i just felt more sad 1100 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:48,960 but and obviously 1101 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:49,920 for him 1102 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:54,380 i think maybe watch them back to back maybe having the thirteen years before 1103 00:48:54,380 --> 00:48:55,940 between these two movies 1104 00:48:55,940 --> 00:48:58,020 would have made it feel a lot better 1105 00:48:58,020 --> 00:49:00,040 but watch them back to back it's like 1106 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,720 but you did learn anything from the first movie i just felt more sad for 1107 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:07,760 and then we'll be kathy bates you figure out why you feel sad for 1108 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:11,560 well you know the movie and it ends with him saying like 1109 00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:15,760 you know he's really pissing on the photo of him in the chick yeah closest 1110 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,720 thing ever had to a girlfriend or whatever you like 1111 00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:20,600 yeah like it's just like 1112 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,000 well that's but you know what 1113 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,120 here's the thing 1114 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:25,840 that's what those people are like 1115 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:26,840 that's what 1116 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,920 willies of the world 1117 00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,080 they lose 1118 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:33,640 and they're fucking losers and they hurt the people around them 1119 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:40,640 and they destroy everything they touch and they don't deserve a sympathy or 1120 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,000 i don't even think 1121 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,440 like once you've had your third fourth fifth chance you're done 1122 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,360 like yeah but you really think it's his fault yeah that's the thing or do you 1123 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,040 think it's kathy bates fault 1124 00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:51,080 is it her fault 1125 00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,440 she was thirteen when she got knocked up 1126 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,800 well it's situational i understand 1127 00:49:55,800 --> 00:50:00,080 can you blame a thirteen-year-old girl for not being a good mom 1128 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,960 maybe she should give up her doctor i don't know maybe 1129 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,460 yeah maybe you can 1130 00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:06,280 i mean i don't know i don't know 1131 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:10,040 i don't know either it was the one side of the one side yeah i don't know her 1132 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:13,060 dad didn't finish in her ass 1133 00:50:13,060 --> 00:50:19,880 you know i do remember that i was with her 1134 00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,080 it in this movie 1135 00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,260 i'll tell you what 1136 00:50:23,260 --> 00:50:26,280 it out just before we go 1137 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:30,440 i think too 1138 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,000 ruined one 1139 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,400 if that makes sense 1140 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:40,240 now i don't want to think it to what i think about it 1141 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:42,800 what about too 1142 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,440 don't you like because it's 1143 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,980 as funny as the first one 1144 00:50:46,980 --> 00:50:49,160 if you go by 1145 00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:53,160 because the lines but if you like the first one because it's billy bob thorton 1146 00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,840 screaming at kids and being a fucking disgusting guy and saying 1147 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,360 dirty shit people 1148 00:50:58,360 --> 00:50:59,880 well guess what you get that 1149 00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:03,520 a lot in number two from not only him but also tony 1150 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:04,680 and the mom 1151 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,720 and i think the lines are better written i think they're like you get some funny 1152 00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:13,720 shit i think there's such a thing as too much icing 1153 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:15,280 i guess that's the way to put it 1154 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:19,600 if you uh... listen i'm not saying it's not an homage to the first one it is 1155 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:23,400 that's what i was just saying about singing back to back might have been 1156 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,080 the problem for me 1157 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,200 but i'd because 1158 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:30,640 six hours of it four hours of it is just too much 1159 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:33,720 that's what i'm getting at is it too feels forced i don't think they're 1160 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:35,480 designed to be 1161 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:39,200 back-to-back right that's what i'm saying i'm giving that credit to it 1162 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,200 myself to my watching of it 1163 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,800 and my viewpoint about the movie may be partially based in the fact that i 1164 00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,640 watched them back-to-back 1165 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:50,000 but i was i had not seen two before this i will say this though okay 1166 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,480 and into that but i will say this 1167 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,760 i don't think it's a rehash of the first 1168 00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:56,400 in a lot of ways because 1169 00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:59,280 first off 1170 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,240 billy bob 1171 00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:03,320 is not trying to form a relationship with the kid 1172 00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:04,860 he 1173 00:52:04,860 --> 00:52:05,960 he does 1174 00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,120 at the end 1175 00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:08,120 uh... 1176 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,120 watch the the choir i guess but that's not like 1177 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,560 he doesn't really do anything for merman 1178 00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,440 that almost any pointless 1179 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:19,360 point rise to the takes him to have a place to stay 1180 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,560 he does that's not that's not really 1181 00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,320 don't wait is is what i'm off at a homeless shelter 1182 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,480 and then when he sees an obviously scared there but he just tells him the 1183 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,600 book like to stay out of that corner with us to do to the fucking 1184 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,200 or whatever and you'll be fine 1185 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,580 that's not really 1186 00:52:33,580 --> 00:52:37,000 the extent that he gave in the first movie like in the first movie when he 1187 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,400 had his girlfriend 1188 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,920 who was helping him that's what he actually was trying 1189 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:43,100 so i'll say this 1190 00:52:43,100 --> 00:52:44,640 it's what i'm saying this movie doesn't 1191 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:46,120 he'll is 1192 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,280 that's what i was trying to let me tell you what i wrote every joke is cranked 1193 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,880 up to eleven but volume is a comedy it's just noise 1194 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:59,400 i don't agree i don't think it's turned up to eleven i don't think 1195 00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:00,720 watch the first movie 1196 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:01,400 and what 1197 00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,720 makes it stand out what makes bad santa one 1198 00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:09,920 a funny movie it's because billy bob is saying are rated shit to a kid 1199 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,940 and that's that's funny and that's supposed to be funny that's it 1200 00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:16,320 and he's got tony cox and heat back and forth with that 1201 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:19,760 so it's like also the sweet through line throughout it is what i'm saying 1202 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,560 i agree and i'm saying that the second movies not 1203 00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,680 a rehash of this from of the first movie 1204 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,100 i've never thought i think it is i think it's 1205 00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:28,520 but if you wanted 1206 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:30,760 billy bob ford say dirty shit 1207 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:34,440 to kids he does is cranked up to eleven that's yeah i agree but i don't think 1208 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:35,400 it's great 1209 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:36,880 the thing is 1210 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:41,880 i don't think it's i think they did the tow it's more profane it's more crew 1211 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,840 the towed is good that does not automatically equal 1212 00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:46,980 a better movie 1213 00:53:46,980 --> 00:53:49,480 that's all i'm saying but you can't 1214 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,520 what i'm saying is this though 1215 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,360 the first movies crew 1216 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,200 that's what makes it good yet 1217 00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:58,040 part of what the second movie is crew 1218 00:53:58,040 --> 00:53:59,560 i don't know how that 1219 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:03,480 is how that differs in your mind i don't know because the thing is because that 1220 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,360 if you call him level going up is not better 1221 00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,080 those yelling 1222 00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:11,680 volume level is used as a as a i know you but but 1223 00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:13,480 extra vulgarity 1224 00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:17,360 i don't know what that's just as i said that's what i said 1225 00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:20,920 two thousand three hundred a piece of cake with icing on it it's good i can 1226 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,280 have a piece of cake with a whole 1227 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,000 can of icing on it and it's not good 1228 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,520 i get the metaphor 1229 00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,640 i get how cake 1230 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,180 but what i'm saying is this 1231 00:54:32,180 --> 00:54:33,440 the first movie 1232 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:36,300 was boulder by two thousand three standards 1233 00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:39,280 the second movies boulder by twenty sixteen states 1234 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:43,440 if there was a bad san a three ten years it would be hopefully even more vulgar 1235 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:44,320 as possible 1236 00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,040 because i'm just saying 1237 00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:50,600 hopefully it would be more vulgar because by then our shocks 1238 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,840 what what shocks us is in there anymore 1239 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:57,000 literally right now nine eleven jokes don't bother people anybody anymore like 1240 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,440 some people obviously but like you could do a nine eleven a joke a nine eleven 1241 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:05,440 joke and people are just like okay if it's good it's funny 1242 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:09,800 you go to two thousand three and do a nine eleven joke it won't fly 1243 00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:13,280 it's like a lot of plans on nine eleven but uh... 1244 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,840 but what i'm saying is it 1245 00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:17,600 you okay gilbert 1246 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:21,480 well yeah that's exactly sure 1247 00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,220 two thousand three 1248 00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:25,560 they did the vulgar as they could get away with 1249 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,720 and see seventeen and edited down 1250 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:32,120 if they brought the twenty sixteen movie two thousand three would state in its 1251 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:35,880 seventy seventeen right they would like but if you brought the two thousand three 1252 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:40,360 version it's not even our most vulgar movie that would come out this that 1253 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,760 hangover was more vulgar 1254 00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,000 to do well maybe not 1255 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,800 hangover but we've 1256 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,600 since the first because bad santa 1257 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,080 set the bar 1258 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,120 of what 1259 00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:53,280 raunchy 1260 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:56,640 fucking comedies are especially when it's like you know you take something 1261 00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:59,940 perfect christmas and flip it on its ass right 1262 00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:04,000 it had to go above its own bar that other people had raised since then 1263 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,460 so like 1264 00:56:05,460 --> 00:56:09,960 that's the thing so i get you're saying it's more vulgar 1265 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,760 you have to reason my point is for no reason it's not 1266 00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,220 it's not that 1267 00:56:14,220 --> 00:56:17,060 it's not that it's more vulgar that doesn't bother me at all 1268 00:56:17,060 --> 00:56:18,980 it's that it's more vulgar 1269 00:56:18,980 --> 00:56:21,720 you're saying they just had to crank it up to meet the times that's what you're 1270 00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:24,880 i want reasoning i watch the first movie 1271 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:28,120 there are some funny moments uh... so we're getting touched in the dick is 1272 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,680 always funny 1273 00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:34,680 and there's some funny lines which you know i wrote down 1274 00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:37,360 the but that if you you go to the sequel 1275 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:42,400 the lines the dialogs way better i think a lot of the cut the jokes are funny or 1276 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:46,200 some of the most of the same that's not and it's a comedy 1277 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,600 so if you go into this one of the christmas movie 1278 00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:54,080 i'm sorry it's it's really not a christmas it's where's the first one is 1279 00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,980 first one feels more christmasy 1280 00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:58,320 i would even really say it's a christmas movie 1281 00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:01,560 i don't consider that throughput through it i'm saying it is that sweet line that 1282 00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:02,600 runs through 1283 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,880 this is i think this was just not have that lot 1284 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:05,900 these are 1285 00:57:05,900 --> 00:57:09,700 you put a bit of this one is has a dumpster 1286 00:57:09,700 --> 00:57:12,640 listen if you never thought you would get to see 1287 00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,320 i will say that 1288 00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,800 one thing 1289 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:21,280 that never thought that i would get to see 1290 00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,320 christina hendricks getting fucked against a dumpster 1291 00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:27,920 they should have just set the dumpster on fire 1292 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,240 i is that 1293 00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:31,160 oh yeah you did take a still 1294 00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:35,000 you know it's funny is he has a picture of the scene where but that's in the 1295 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,220 sparking proceed to head to 1296 00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:39,280 uh... one of the girls at work she's like does might really 1297 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:42,960 take pictures that might really bring in pictures of all the sex parts 1298 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,500 really yeah 1299 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:47,240 he does and they're like oh 1300 00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,440 that that was a little 1301 00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:52,480 because a little weird these are just you know 1302 00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,660 there in their late teens early twenties girls so 1303 00:57:55,660 --> 00:57:57,480 you take that with a great 1304 00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,440 salts but uh... 1305 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,320 i like it i like the dedication you bring to your 1306 00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:05,360 to your craft is what we'll call it uh... 1307 00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,320 the uh... 1308 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,080 here uh... let's 1309 00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:14,280 we're gonna call brendan after we get uh... after we after we rate these real quick but uh... 1310 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:15,840 i'll just burn through my notes 1311 00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:20,040 real quick on the rest of them for two real here uh... 1312 00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:23,480 i thought yeah kathy bates is great so i i actually liked the dialogue a lot more 1313 00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:24,480 this one 1314 00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,300 i always wanted to uh... 1315 00:58:26,300 --> 00:58:29,400 i was one of the focus into is 1316 00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,520 so would set that 1317 00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:34,320 who though that's the first 1318 00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:38,520 someone says that this i think i will always wanted to focus on it's the big 1319 00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,440 girl 1320 00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:41,520 uh... 1321 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,320 the one that 1322 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,280 the security guard 1323 00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:48,520 i hope he does two different girls 1324 00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:50,080 yeah 1325 00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:51,440 is against the keys 1326 00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:55,600 mom at thirteen holy shit that's what i wrote down that so that was a dark line 1327 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,280 uh... is this bad as the word from 1328 00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,160 fight club 1329 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:02,240 where she says i've been fuck like this it's great school 1330 00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:03,240 uh... 1331 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:08,040 that was a that that that that makes it work so i think that it's the first time 1332 00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:11,640 yet well i was a bomb at thirteen the one time he doesn't he doesn't finish in 1333 00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:13,040 my ass or whatever 1334 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,280 that was a who 1335 00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:19,320 one of my main notes about this is that she almost saved this 1336 00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:20,720 i think she does great 1337 00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:27,720 she does great she's great oh well i also thought billy bob did great 1338 00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,120 in this movie 1339 00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:31,760 not bad 1340 00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:33,640 but not great like the first movie 1341 00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:34,760 the first movie 1342 00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:38,200 he did all that with him this movie they didn't tell you everything 1343 00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,120 the first movie 1344 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:45,120 you could just billy bob was a broken human being in the first one 1345 00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:47,520 this one too 1346 00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:52,740 he literally opens with the try to kill himself two times pissing on the photo 1347 00:59:52,740 --> 00:59:55,480 that it well also with them 1348 00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:58,460 it opens with him 1349 00:59:58,460 --> 01:00:01,760 looking a lot better like you do you even said it yourself or he looks a lot 1350 01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:06,400 better in this but it's just because of actor just doesn't look 1351 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:10,060 but his behind his eyes his eyes are bloodshot this movie 1352 01:00:10,060 --> 01:00:11,920 the first one their bloodshot 1353 01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:16,420 it's a totally different 1354 01:00:16,420 --> 01:00:19,240 i don't know how to describe it it's his 1355 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:21,880 billy bob does not feel like he is 1356 01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:24,520 it feels like he did it for the money that's all i'll say 1357 01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:25,760 i disagree 1358 01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:29,880 i disagree i think he did it passionately i think he did a great job i think the 1359 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:31,560 lines i think he does 1360 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:32,700 he does the majorism 1361 01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:35,120 i thought he was playing the same character and i thought just 1362 01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:36,360 years later 1363 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,600 after being through even more hardship 1364 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:41,920 i like it i like that it opens with him trying to kill himself that was realistic 1365 01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:46,480 pissing all over the stuff photo of the like that i'm too old for the shit line 1366 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,600 uh... what is it on that 1367 01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:50,520 and you can't act 1368 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:54,360 you can call that out if you want but there's a thousand movies i'll point out 1369 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:55,640 that have that one 1370 01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:59,280 and it's all because of lethal weapon if everyone says it because of lethal 1371 01:00:59,280 --> 01:00:59,960 weapon 1372 01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:04,440 so it's just a thing now people say it's a it's almost like a 1373 01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,400 almost like a say at this point 1374 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,920 i don't know what it is it is i'm not saying anything about that part of it 1375 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:12,440 i'm just saying 1376 01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,600 it felt like 1377 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:18,360 internal monologue more than it was 1378 01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:21,720 i think it was like billy bob goes cool and i'm too old for this shit i think they might have 1379 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:26,200 caught that on the side not even as part of the movie originally 1380 01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:30,240 well like he said it yeah like just billy bob just said that 1381 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:31,800 i like the security guard chick 1382 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:35,960 her confidence is really great i like that she plays tony into uh... 1383 01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:37,120 giving her food 1384 01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,960 uh... like that lobster 1385 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:43,080 whole just tony getting to the end 1386 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:47,080 winded dine her and then her being like at the apartment like 1387 01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:48,840 you see i like uh... i like it 1388 01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,720 older 1389 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:53,160 beat up 1390 01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:54,420 it's my height ain't it 1391 01:01:54,420 --> 01:01:55,880 it's my height yeah 1392 01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,240 it's my height no no i don't even see height 1393 01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,040 yeah 1394 01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,960 yeah it's great 1395 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:05,920 which is really one of those 1396 01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:07,360 thing that's 1397 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,600 prevalent online right now which is 1398 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,320 the idea that 1399 01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:14,080 a lot of women are using men 1400 01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,000 dates 1401 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,520 eat for free 1402 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:19,000 no intention of 1403 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,200 any sort of romantic 1404 01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,520 well that's what i want 1405 01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,600 you've been married for 1406 01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:28,480 your whole life 1407 01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:32,440 well it's like a lot more money than me what are you talking about of course 1408 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:34,040 so you 1409 01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:36,920 oh so you just yeah you go on dates and you don't 1410 01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:38,120 and you don't give it up 1411 01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:39,880 well you'll get it out 1412 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,400 you'll get it 1413 01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:43,860 so 1414 01:02:43,860 --> 01:02:47,480 i do and i don't know i don't agree with that i do think that there of course 1415 01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:50,560 there are people out there that will take advantage of situations i think 1416 01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:51,400 that there's 1417 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,320 probably 1418 01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:55,880 women who think that just because they're attractive on the outside 1419 01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:57,700 gives them the right to 1420 01:02:57,700 --> 01:03:00,800 abuse manipulate gaslight and 1421 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:04,240 uh... take advantage of 1422 01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:05,480 these dudes that 1423 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:06,760 will 1424 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:10,280 well they're not taught from a young age that that's the way 1425 01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:14,400 that's kinda what society has become 1426 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:15,960 you know women can 1427 01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:19,720 do what they want to know this this is gonna sound like 1428 01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:23,560 uh... but i think it's always been that way 1429 01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:27,580 like kind of exist to serve women that's kind of uh... no that's actually 1430 01:03:27,580 --> 01:03:31,040 not the case because it it wasn't until 1431 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:34,200 very recently yeah there was like very recently 1432 01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,760 that we've been a pad 1433 01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:37,760 where we would have 1434 01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:40,040 bb ones at the top of the 1435 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:40,760 now i get it 1436 01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:43,920 always since the beginning of time there have been made 1437 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,480 who have found women 1438 01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:49,880 who are way too hot for them attractive and have failed to get that girl right 1439 01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:51,960 that's different then 1440 01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:53,240 uh... 1441 01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:55,640 women now 1442 01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:56,760 literally 1443 01:03:56,760 --> 01:03:59,720 take a few naked pictures you could put up on only fans and you can make a 1444 01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:01,040 living off of that 1445 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,080 slash 1446 01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:03,480 uh... 1447 01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:05,500 you go to a woman's dating profile 1448 01:04:05,500 --> 01:04:08,540 and you look at her inbox versus any dudes right 1449 01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:11,560 because i've i've seen it's like really there's only like one percent of the 1450 01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:15,240 dudes that are getting most of the replies on 1451 01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:16,640 on uh... 1452 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:19,800 those dating apps because women are very 1453 01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:21,520 picky because they can be right 1454 01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:22,600 because they 1455 01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,080 a woman on the other hand 1456 01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:26,140 you just be an average looking woman 1457 01:04:26,140 --> 01:04:27,600 and she'll get 1458 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:30,180 in a day with just messages because 1459 01:04:30,180 --> 01:04:32,280 guys 1460 01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:36,160 well and the thing is is it just guys just wanna fuck or they want to know 1461 01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:39,840 because this movie turns out on its head obviously is in this movie 1462 01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,040 billy bob is getting laid all he wants 1463 01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:45,160 it that's what i'm saying he's the one percenter 1464 01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:45,760 and it 1465 01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:47,960 plays out he's got that uh... 1466 01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:52,400 bad boy thing yeah i think it's what pete davidson's kinda has right now or 1467 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,640 he's looking over the bunch of hot chicks because he's he's like the bad 1468 01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:56,960 boy slash 1469 01:04:56,960 --> 01:05:00,420 you know what he's got that big dick energy kinda deal and i think billy bob 1470 01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:03,160 has that to work justly really doesn't give a fuck 1471 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:06,640 you know look at billy bob and look at angela and jolie and explain that 1472 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,040 look at fucking uh... 1473 01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:09,720 kim kardashian 1474 01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:13,880 pete davidson or ariana grande and pete davidson right like any 1475 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:16,640 woman in the world and pete davidson yeah 1476 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,120 yeah exactly 1477 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:20,860 that's what i'm saying so 1478 01:05:20,860 --> 01:05:23,200 just weird uh... 1479 01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:24,520 the oh 1480 01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:27,760 and then we get billy bob's interpretation of uh... the birth of 1481 01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:29,240 jesus 1482 01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:33,040 which was very cool to kick him out of the hotel or something 1483 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,600 uh... yeah that was 1484 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:37,400 that was that before 1485 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,680 and then when he eats all the candy 1486 01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:40,600 out of the 1487 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:44,800 oh wait no i don't think i was the first movie yeah yeah yeah no but i think 1488 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,440 that's where he got the story 1489 01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:49,480 that's what i was saying he was like from the random count 1490 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:54,000 oh no he was well i mean maybe a little bit but yeah he wouldn't have known otherwise 1491 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,760 a lot of what he was saying though was just 1492 01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:58,000 bullshit which is great uh... 1493 01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,560 who burps on him 1494 01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,500 so burps oh the mom 1495 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:05,040 kathy bates when she's down she just turns and belches in his face and i don't know if 1496 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:06,060 that was 1497 01:06:06,060 --> 01:06:11,080 that must have been improvised because he looked disgusted by that uh... 1498 01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:12,400 and then him 1499 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:15,360 fucking the chick and having her call him like call me santa 1500 01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:18,960 call me santa which is like a cake that he has like oh that's 1501 01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:21,120 so he kinda he must miss her 1502 01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:23,200 miss his first girlfriend 1503 01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:24,360 santa's 1504 01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:28,120 sister number one yeah 1505 01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,220 the kids asking for gifts 1506 01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:32,920 scene is very funny at that party 1507 01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:36,320 uh... that was one of the best parts of the movie it's just all the kids like 1508 01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,240 i want an assassin's creed 1509 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:41,880 this i want a gta 5 it's like i don't know what that means i don't know what that just 1510 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:44,680 uh... i want a hand grenade 1511 01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:47,240 uh... i want to uh... my best one is a penguin 1512 01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:49,060 doesn't have to be alive 1513 01:06:49,060 --> 01:06:51,800 and he just looks like that's the one he like looked at like he like looked at 1514 01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:53,940 like what the fuck uh... 1515 01:06:53,940 --> 01:06:56,520 that was great uh... 1516 01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:59,800 the 1517 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:02,040 when uh... the security guards talking to tony 1518 01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:04,060 and tony's like yeah uh... 1519 01:07:04,060 --> 01:07:07,420 that's why you your wife's pussy lips last night 1520 01:07:07,420 --> 01:07:09,800 he's like jokes on you my wife's been dead for six months 1521 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:15,240 oh yeah rigor mortis said it would make them pussy lips real tight i'm like oh shit 1522 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:17,320 that was great 1523 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:18,800 and then when 1524 01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:21,760 thurman tells tony that you got smaller 1525 01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:25,280 because he's obviously got taller all that's one of the best uh... small you 1526 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:27,160 got smaller 1527 01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:29,320 uh... i didn't poop for two weeks 1528 01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:33,320 for four weeks 1529 01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:35,360 i love that line i wrote that one down that's so good 1530 01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:38,920 oh i guess yeah you're right that's three in this movie not two 1531 01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:41,960 i forgot about her 1532 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:43,520 that's three chicks that 1533 01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:46,320 willy bone in this movie not two 1534 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:48,560 who's the other one 1535 01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:51,400 you got christina hendrix 1536 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:54,280 you got the security guard to get the keys 1537 01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:58,120 and the blackjack i didn't poop for two weeks left 1538 01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:01,760 oh yeah that's three chicks he got in this movie 1539 01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:03,720 does he fuck her in this movie 1540 01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:07,000 well he had to have well i don't know when but he 1541 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:11,360 last time you did that i didn't poop for two weeks oh i guess yeah it's implying that they 1542 01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:14,400 have fucked yes okay recently probably even 1543 01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:18,960 uh... dropping them off at the homeless shelter uh... homeless santa shelter thing 1544 01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:23,520 is kinda that's like a fucked up it's fucked up 1545 01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:27,720 was that do you think that one santa was a pervert like was a pedophile 1546 01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:29,340 is all he did 1547 01:08:29,340 --> 01:08:31,640 was turned to billy bob say 1548 01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:34,240 stop it you just hear the children away 1549 01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:36,420 that sounds like a normal 1550 01:08:36,420 --> 01:08:38,340 response rightly right like 1551 01:08:38,340 --> 01:08:41,160 hey you are you're scaring everybody away yet 1552 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:44,080 chill do you have scaring all the children away i'm trying to be sent to 1553 01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:47,820 hear collect money 1554 01:08:47,820 --> 01:08:51,120 or was that supposed to be a confirmation that he was a pervert like 1555 01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:53,640 hey scared of fucking kids away 1556 01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:56,640 one of those types of the tone of this movie made it feel that way i don't know 1557 01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:57,760 i don't know yeah 1558 01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:59,500 yeah see that 1559 01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:03,460 so i don't know that was a weird that was a weird uh... little moment and then uh... 1560 01:09:03,460 --> 01:09:06,280 thurman's in his uniform the whole movie which is great 1561 01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:09,320 just doesn't change anything else just in his uniform 1562 01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:13,480 uh... the fight scene is very funny with uh... 1563 01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:16,380 uh... wait what fight scene 1564 01:09:16,380 --> 01:09:19,360 in the second yeah there's a fight scene 1565 01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:21,860 uh... between 1566 01:09:21,860 --> 01:09:24,960 all between a between tony and uh... 1567 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:26,200 and billy bob would 1568 01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:28,100 that's what i thought that they have a 1569 01:09:28,100 --> 01:09:31,800 fucked in the security guard chickie jumps on his back and they start having like a 1570 01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:35,720 uh... really funny fight it was a little short yeah a little fight but it was very funny 1571 01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:37,620 uh... and then 1572 01:09:37,620 --> 01:09:39,600 so she kills 1573 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:42,080 so she kills tony cox shoots him 1574 01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:46,720 and then really kills of the issue runs his ass over with the van after 1575 01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,120 and i was like that's it 1576 01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:48,920 brutal 1577 01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:52,160 unnecessary level of detail that i love 1578 01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:55,040 that like of he was in the way of the van 1579 01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:58,480 like you know i a lot of random over exactly 1580 01:09:58,480 --> 01:10:01,280 uh... that i put although thurman because he got shot 1581 01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:02,360 but he was fine 1582 01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:03,480 and that uh... 1583 01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:08,000 is he got shot the ass was just my butt but tony doesn't die we find out 1584 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:11,880 because he's at the very end getting t-bagged yes i thought he put like i was like 1585 01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:13,360 oh shit 1586 01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:14,800 he survived 1587 01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:17,560 but yet the fact that he's been take the fact that so he was 1588 01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:20,400 had a whole instagram dedicated his balls on 1589 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:21,800 that's very funny 1590 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:25,680 but they're getting a back was great as yet and all the little uh... names for it 1591 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:29,640 uh... let the go t the whatever 1592 01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:30,480 it was funny 1593 01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:33,720 so i gave this movie just a solid c 1594 01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:38,800 it's because again our grading system goes from b to to f to w 1595 01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:42,720 the reason i give this a b tier for going off of like so i would give this a 1596 01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:44,200 three out of five 1597 01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:49,040 and the reason being is because i think the writing is definitely a sharp as it 1598 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:50,920 was the first one 1599 01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:53,040 the heart is gone 1600 01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:55,140 but it's replaced by 1601 01:10:55,140 --> 01:10:57,320 some pretty 1602 01:10:57,320 --> 01:11:02,100 shit is replaced by kathy bates hearts gods replaced by a fucking 1603 01:11:02,100 --> 01:11:03,160 dirty-mouthed 1604 01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:07,040 kathy bates which i i like 1605 01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:09,800 what's great is that both movies exist 1606 01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:13,560 so if i want a little bit more heart and i want billy bob 1607 01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:15,060 i can watch the first one 1608 01:11:15,060 --> 01:11:17,480 if i want billy bob and kathy bates 1609 01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:22,160 be a mean to everybody i can watch the second one and i honestly 1610 01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:25,560 you can even forget the second one existed live on that happy ending from 1611 01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:26,760 the first one 1612 01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:28,980 but i kinda like 1613 01:11:28,980 --> 01:11:31,560 this character with the bad santa 1614 01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:32,580 you're not gonna 1615 01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:36,600 you don't get that like you're 1616 01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:40,000 you know what i mean like it's it's 1617 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,160 it's just it's 1618 01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:43,420 you're not like he doesn't get the good ending 1619 01:11:43,420 --> 01:11:44,780 he's a bad dude 1620 01:11:44,780 --> 01:11:47,540 why would that why would that bartender chick stay with him 1621 01:11:47,540 --> 01:11:50,880 she's way hotter than like like she's any like she's a super hot chick she's 1622 01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:51,840 super sweet 1623 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:52,980 she's super kind 1624 01:11:52,980 --> 01:11:55,720 yeah you throw up in her lap too many times being drunk 1625 01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:57,540 it's enough for anybody 1626 01:11:57,540 --> 01:11:59,180 i get it he's a piece of why would he 1627 01:11:59,180 --> 01:12:00,720 he never claimed to stop drinking 1628 01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:02,700 never claimed to stop being that guy 1629 01:12:02,700 --> 01:12:04,480 literally just 1630 01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:07,880 i think i turned a corner 1631 01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:09,480 yeah but what 1632 01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:13,880 how many corners does he have to turn before he gets to back to where he's going 1633 01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:17,480 so one of these got a lot of corners he's turned over a new leaf but he's 1634 01:12:17,480 --> 01:12:21,360 it's a pile of leaves that's six feet tall you know what i mean well i will say i think 1635 01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:27,060 there's a few problems with this movie number one and just the setup of the movie 1636 01:12:27,060 --> 01:12:29,480 and we're not that far apart 1637 01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:31,740 i think it's very funny 1638 01:12:31,740 --> 01:12:35,320 but it does not leave you feeling good the way the first movie does 1639 01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:38,720 uh... first of all robbing a charity makes me hate it in the first place why not pick 1640 01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:40,520 something everybody hates 1641 01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:43,200 what you know that would have made a much 1642 01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:46,220 a lot different feeling to the movie 1643 01:12:46,220 --> 01:12:49,640 because that first of all tells you that billy bob's just a piece of shit even more 1644 01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:50,500 right 1645 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:55,860 the first one you feel like billy bob is there he's like one of those people that 1646 01:12:55,860 --> 01:12:56,920 the world has 1647 01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:58,940 turned him into this 1648 01:12:58,940 --> 01:13:02,820 in this one i get the feeling billy bob is just this i think that's the 1649 01:13:02,820 --> 01:13:04,360 difference let me ask you this though 1650 01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:09,520 when billy bob in the first movie is sitting and eating a salad 1651 01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:13,680 presumably covered in his own piss drunk off his own ass and mom walks up 1652 01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:17,920 he's a piece of shit and he goes i'm on my fucking lunch break 1653 01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:20,040 you're telling me that 1654 01:13:20,040 --> 01:13:23,260 that is that wasn't the society made him that way 1655 01:13:23,260 --> 01:13:24,280 he's a jerk 1656 01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:26,880 he's an asshole he's just a bad human being 1657 01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:29,600 will you become that eventually obviously society makes you a certain 1658 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:30,680 way 1659 01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:34,380 you are that way i'm not saying that 1660 01:13:34,380 --> 01:13:37,040 do you believe me obviously his mother 1661 01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:41,480 growing up in a situation that he grew up in a very bad situation 1662 01:13:41,480 --> 01:13:42,200 we can't 1663 01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:45,280 there's a ton of people that make it out of bad situations without becoming a 1664 01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:47,080 jerk 1665 01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:48,400 you can't you know 1666 01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:49,660 but even the people 1667 01:13:49,660 --> 01:13:52,400 even the people that grew up in the worst situations 1668 01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:57,200 like we're talking even i'm talking gang bangers and shit right now 1669 01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:01,200 but who need to be gang bangers to survive 1670 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:05,560 still aren't screaming at killed children and shitting themselves in public 1671 01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:08,680 and pissing themselves because they're drunk off their ass and can't do anything 1672 01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:11,640 at least gang bangers no no i mean this 1673 01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:15,480 i'm talking straight thugs out on the street who are robbing people blind 1674 01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:18,680 and all this shit maybe even doing the knockout game or whatever 1675 01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:25,680 that's bad shit and they're doing evil shit whatever 1676 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:29,440 they like 1677 01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:30,280 you would put 1678 01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:32,200 like billy bob 1679 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:35,320 that's is that their fault that though or is it to your state societal right 1680 01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:36,220 the same thing 1681 01:14:36,220 --> 01:14:39,360 you grow up in the group of all i do think you always have a choice i'm not 1682 01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:42,480 thinking don't 1683 01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:45,640 everyone has a choice everyone has a choice you can go for the best unless 1684 01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:49,320 you have a mental illness obviously and you're open the best situations 1685 01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:51,240 it's still be a jerk 1686 01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:52,880 so i'm not gonna let 1687 01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:53,720 i'm not gonna let 1688 01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:55,320 this dude's upbringing 1689 01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:57,560 make it so that i feel sympathy for him 1690 01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:59,200 because 1691 01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:02,480 he's had so many times even if 1692 01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:05,800 even be like i know that this really should just what was that's what route 1693 01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:08,420 that's what the room this movie for me i agree with you 1694 01:15:08,420 --> 01:15:11,360 i don't either in the first when you saw him turn the court saw him make the 1695 01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,680 christmas for the kid you saw him 1696 01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:16,640 talking about he's gonna become a counselor when he gets out of jail 1697 01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:18,800 the first one had this ending 1698 01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:19,700 in this group 1699 01:15:19,700 --> 01:15:22,280 line through it that was sweet and made it 1700 01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:24,980 i disagree it made he made a change in the first 1701 01:15:24,980 --> 01:15:28,080 i disagree with the second one opens with well fuck i didn't mean any of that 1702 01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:32,040 well he didn't say that we did it just as you could keep up with it but 1703 01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:35,320 that's what i'm saying first off i think the whole him becoming a counselor after 1704 01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:38,060 was just a that's just a court-ordered thing 1705 01:15:38,060 --> 01:15:39,560 that's not him 1706 01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:42,200 though but what i'm saying is that doesn't feel like it's like all the 1707 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:45,520 really like he's talking to a kid to go there you know let me be a counselor for 1708 01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:47,520 specialist this doesn't happen again whenever 1709 01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:48,680 probably just 1710 01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:50,740 the court ordered 1711 01:15:50,740 --> 01:15:57,320 counseling you know like i think he is a counselor he's getting counselor whatever 1712 01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,480 at no point the first movie 1713 01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:01,720 even what he's 1714 01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:03,780 like yet you're dating a cute chick 1715 01:16:03,780 --> 01:16:07,920 and she wants to be all christmasy and she wants to maybe pretend that the kid 1716 01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:09,880 that you are 1717 01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:14,000 living in that kids house read free 1718 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:16,740 doing anything and make it you know like 1719 01:16:16,740 --> 01:16:18,000 what yet maybe 1720 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:21,000 it's easy to lead into a christmas feeling like that but that does not 1721 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,760 change what's character 1722 01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:26,360 he was a scumbag through through from beginning to end of that movie 1723 01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:30,640 i don't think at any point does it change i think that he maybe realizes 1724 01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:33,960 a little bit at the end 1725 01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:35,800 this that like oh shit 1726 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:36,900 i've been a bad dude 1727 01:16:36,900 --> 01:16:39,240 you know a lot of my whole life 1728 01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:40,360 okay 1729 01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:43,140 well i guess people actually is the one that 1730 01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:45,000 tells the cops 1731 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,920 in the first minutes 1732 01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:49,180 uh... thurman tells the cops 1733 01:16:49,180 --> 01:16:51,840 by giving the letter to give him the letter but i'm saying the letter he put 1734 01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:55,280 the letters he hated the third only tried to kill himself 1735 01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:58,040 uh... actually him trying to kill himself could be 1736 01:16:58,040 --> 01:17:00,000 the closest to 1737 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,800 the redeemable but for him right because he realizes that he's it 1738 01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:08,200 irredeemable piece of shit he should be living right and then what he does is a 1739 01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:10,320 little redemption at that point that's when he 1740 01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:11,980 beats up the bullies 1741 01:17:11,980 --> 01:17:14,880 that is the point that's the turning point i know that i said that i wish 1742 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,800 that it would be a little more violent but what 1743 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,280 is the turning point 1744 01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:21,760 so you're saying you're rooting for this guy now because he went and beat the shit out of 1745 01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:25,720 some thirteen-year-old kid well actually that's what you said i know i'm reversing it 1746 01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:28,640 but what i'm saying is because like i'm looking at this like 1747 01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:30,120 he's a piece of shit 1748 01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:34,520 i'm just okay with that i'm okay with it because it's a funny mess it's like 1749 01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:35,960 funny mess walking around 1750 01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:39,120 you don't like the redemption art is what you're saying i don't think he redeems himself 1751 01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:42,360 i don't think there is a redemption art i think that they 1752 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:44,760 play with the idea of a redemption art 1753 01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:47,860 but i think he's too much of a scumbag that's why i think with number two starts 1754 01:17:47,860 --> 01:17:49,320 it's a perfect beginning 1755 01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:51,800 because it's literally him just going guess what 1756 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:53,360 i am a fucking scumbag 1757 01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:57,120 and nothing i've done is like it's not going to get any better from here on out 1758 01:17:57,120 --> 01:17:58,440 yeah 1759 01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:03,360 the first promise you get from bad santa one is a santa 1760 01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:05,160 puking his guts out 1761 01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:06,920 in the fucking alleyway 1762 01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:10,800 after uh... just beat you know and that's what you get 1763 01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:12,560 both bad santas 1764 01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:14,240 he never stops drinking 1765 01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:15,840 he never cleans up his act 1766 01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:17,360 he's always a disgust 1767 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,880 you're basically saying i need to be more cynical 1768 01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:24,080 what do you mean? that's a cynical viewpoint that people don't change 1769 01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:27,720 that's a cynical viewpoint i think people can absolutely change 1770 01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:30,560 and at the end of one they were trying to show you that he was trying to change 1771 01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:34,860 they did try to show that that's just absolutely a fact about one 1772 01:18:34,860 --> 01:18:37,960 there's there's no doubt that in one 1773 01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:40,120 now does that mean changing into 1774 01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:44,200 pillar of society top of the no it doesn't he's still a piece of shit 1775 01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:45,280 but he's not 1776 01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:47,880 as much of a piece of shit 1777 01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:51,720 you know what i'm saying it's not it's not saying that that oh he goes from 1778 01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:52,800 here to being like 1779 01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:56,240 saving all the children it's not that you know what i'll tell you 1780 01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:58,960 coming from a piece of shit 1781 01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:02,500 because i'm one of those scummy kind of guys and 1782 01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:07,920 i will tell you right now that you like to pretend to be anyway 1783 01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:11,360 i'm not really a nice guy if you hear most of the words coming out of my mouth 1784 01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:15,000 they're mostly negative and they're mostly mean and they're intended to hurt people 1785 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,320 for comedic value 1786 01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:20,100 oftentimes but 1787 01:19:20,100 --> 01:19:23,140 i'll easily fall into a trap of 1788 01:19:23,140 --> 01:19:25,720 you know like oh pretty girl 1789 01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:29,600 you know like like even if it's like oh pretty girl likes hiking 1790 01:19:29,600 --> 01:19:31,120 i don't like hiking 1791 01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:36,880 pretty girl likes christmas now i like christmas is the vibe i got 1792 01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:38,160 he's a piece of shit 1793 01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:39,980 he finds a hot piece of ass 1794 01:19:39,980 --> 01:19:43,720 that is sweet on him and wants to spend more time with him that he's typically 1795 01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:47,280 used to because he's typically just fucking prostitutes and stuff 1796 01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:51,600 which again think about this every time he had unprotected sex with her 1797 01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:53,060 he's spreading diseases 1798 01:19:53,060 --> 01:19:55,840 he never 1799 01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:59,800 like every sweet moment in that movie there's a backdrop of 1800 01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:00,940 he's a piece of shit 1801 01:20:00,940 --> 01:20:03,720 you gotta realize she was a little bit too 1802 01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:08,720 so you're you're acting like she was some sweet innocent thing i don't think she's a sweet innocent thing 1803 01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:09,960 she was not either 1804 01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:15,920 no no she wants to fuck santa like yeah i get it yeah yeah she was into it 1805 01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:16,920 but all i'm saying for 1806 01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:21,080 i'm talking about from his perspective is like he's got a hot piece of ass who wants to 1807 01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:24,200 do the whole mom christmas thing because 1808 01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:28,160 she wasn't anticipating it but she loves kids and now she meets a guy that she's 1809 01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:32,880 into who has this kind of like adopted son for a little bit 1810 01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:36,880 she's into it she really so she because she's into it you think he's taking 1811 01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:41,640 advantage of all that i think he's falling for the spell 1812 01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:42,720 of a beautiful woman 1813 01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:44,400 okay i think that 1814 01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:48,760 i don't think that's very humanizing it is i don't think that he 1815 01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:50,880 i don't think his nature changes 1816 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:52,800 i think at the end 1817 01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:55,520 i think having a near-death experience 1818 01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:57,480 coming face to face with the police 1819 01:20:57,480 --> 01:20:58,640 being caught 1820 01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:00,600 having that be 1821 01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:02,800 sent to prison for the rest of his life 1822 01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:05,840 and not dying from being shot eight times 1823 01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:09,080 and be sober for the first time in a long time for being in the hospital in 1824 01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:10,340 prison 1825 01:21:10,340 --> 01:21:11,080 i would say 1826 01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:13,160 all of those things right 1827 01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:16,560 could be very much what you see when an addict leaves the 1828 01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:19,780 leaves a drug rehab for the first time which is the 1829 01:21:19,780 --> 01:21:24,220 the near of change where it's like that but you know what all it is it's not a 1830 01:21:24,220 --> 01:21:27,520 change eighty percent of them go back it's not a change 1831 01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:28,580 it's just 1832 01:21:28,580 --> 01:21:32,260 you're waiting until the until you can get back into your habits it's like 1833 01:21:32,260 --> 01:21:35,800 you'll fall in and i do agree with you that that's eighty percent true 1834 01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:37,500 but you've got 1835 01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:39,020 he could have been the twenty percent 1836 01:21:39,020 --> 01:21:40,800 no and i'll say this though 1837 01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,840 because the twenty percent that do make it out 1838 01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:45,400 are not 1839 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:47,280 pissing themselves in public 1840 01:21:47,280 --> 01:21:50,440 like the fact that he's literally sitting in a sand chair 1841 01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:51,820 pissing himself 1842 01:21:51,820 --> 01:21:53,860 half near fucking uh... 1843 01:21:53,860 --> 01:21:56,660 near like it like passed out this 1844 01:21:56,660 --> 01:21:58,540 such a level 1845 01:21:58,540 --> 01:22:04,360 of disgusting nature all i will say that is read that shepard's book 1846 01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:06,260 well okay i could see 1847 01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:09,480 is that shepard was that's it he was that level 1848 01:22:09,480 --> 01:22:12,040 bro i could see 1849 01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:14,800 getting so drunk that they're shitting themselves and pissing themselves in 1850 01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:19,080 public state right 1851 01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:20,440 i would imagine 1852 01:22:20,440 --> 01:22:23,800 that even those people whether doing it are p 1853 01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:25,160 assholes to people 1854 01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:29,520 now re-deck shepard's book was he use with all yet he was he was 1855 01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,260 listen if you took 1856 01:22:31,260 --> 01:22:34,600 bad santa and back shepard at that point in his life 1857 01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:38,140 they'd be so close to the same person it's amazing 1858 01:22:38,140 --> 01:22:41,000 okay so that he made it up but i would say that twenty percent of the time 1859 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:44,400 i think well we twenty percent make it i would say eighty percent 1860 01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:46,880 i think we added the factor of 1861 01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:48,760 are they scumbags 1862 01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:52,680 because look you could be i i i was on words that's what he was a scumbag 1863 01:22:52,680 --> 01:22:56,400 then i think that that the percentage of the percentage of scumbags 1864 01:22:56,400 --> 01:23:00,880 who are probably only five that is exactly what i said 1865 01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:03,920 i've seen that shepard is he still an asshole 1866 01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:07,480 not at all that's but that doesn't make sense because it's not the alcohol drugs 1867 01:23:07,480 --> 01:23:12,200 and alcohol drugs to it was drugs to but the alcohol drugs is it what's making 1868 01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:16,320 billy bob thorton in bad santa a bad person 1869 01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:20,680 he is an alcoholic he will be don't know if he does drugs he doesn't really do 1870 01:23:20,680 --> 01:23:22,620 much sure it but it's really good 1871 01:23:22,620 --> 01:23:26,680 but the alcohol is not what makes of a bad person 1872 01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:29,240 more of an asshole what he sober 1873 01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:32,100 or what he sober or so think about that's like 1874 01:23:32,100 --> 01:23:36,720 when he's drunk yet he's just sort of doing is no any alcoholics 1875 01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:39,160 most of our assholes when they're sober 1876 01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:43,200 because they're in like pain or what it's like it's like a reaction it's it's 1877 01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:44,400 literally true 1878 01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:47,020 most of them are assholes when they're sober 1879 01:23:47,020 --> 01:23:49,920 and then they get that half drunk and they're nice and then they get overly 1880 01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:51,160 drunk at their assholes 1881 01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:52,900 but my point was proven 1882 01:23:52,900 --> 01:23:54,280 by the second movie 1883 01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:56,960 that yes thirty years later i agree 1884 01:23:56,960 --> 01:24:00,300 were that i run it for me that's where i want your you're making my point i 1885 01:24:00,300 --> 01:24:01,200 agree with you 1886 01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:02,920 i just think that you had 1887 01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:03,960 i think that 1888 01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:04,760 it ruined 1889 01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:07,240 the first movies feeling 1890 01:24:07,240 --> 01:24:10,280 that's not a bad thing i would i just don't think there were fed up with it 1891 01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:14,480 and i think had i seen it thirteen years later 1892 01:24:14,480 --> 01:24:15,880 it might not have 1893 01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:17,840 yeah i just think there's feelings of the first book 1894 01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:20,720 i don't think there was any like there was like that's what i meant by cynical 1895 01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:23,320 yeah there might have been a bit of a touching moment here there 1896 01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:26,640 like the the the the the the wooded pickle part the first movie it's just 1897 01:24:26,640 --> 01:24:28,680 like that's just sweet because 1898 01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:30,680 it's a kid who cut himself trying to make it 1899 01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:34,240 did you think in the second movie when he brought the pink elephant out and told the story 1900 01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:37,800 and he still had the pink elephant with the blood on it that was kind of sweet 1901 01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:39,360 yeah but except 1902 01:24:39,360 --> 01:24:42,160 no i don't really think it was that sweet 1903 01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:43,480 his now 1904 01:24:43,480 --> 01:24:46,400 again with so in the first movie 1905 01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:49,760 you really aren't thinking about how fucked up there is 1906 01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:52,240 so dot like he's not a bad person 1907 01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:53,320 but he's 1908 01:24:53,320 --> 01:24:57,240 really so what back about the yeah but like he's 1909 01:24:57,240 --> 01:24:58,720 but he needs 1910 01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:00,560 help like he needs for like 1911 01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:04,400 he needs professional professional but he needs something 1912 01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:05,780 that he's not getting right 1913 01:25:05,780 --> 01:25:07,560 so really the second movie 1914 01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:11,360 that's what i started he wasn't getting it's in the first movie obviously that 1915 01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:12,240 was the whole 1916 01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:13,120 i feel 1917 01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:15,720 i feel sad for thurman in this movie 1918 01:25:15,720 --> 01:25:17,840 the second movie yeah 1919 01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:21,160 which is i think a good character development for him 1920 01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:23,960 because i don't want happy endings in bad santa 1921 01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:26,800 i don't need there to be one i want it to be 1922 01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:28,600 where now the relationship between 1923 01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:29,440 uh... 1924 01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:31,860 billy bob and his mom is worse than it's ever been 1925 01:25:31,860 --> 01:25:33,640 uh... that thurman 1926 01:25:33,640 --> 01:25:34,700 he 1927 01:25:34,700 --> 01:25:38,280 had a miserable time the whole time but then like at the end found his silver 1928 01:25:38,280 --> 01:25:41,920 lighting that's what they're doing what would your three plot be 1929 01:25:41,920 --> 01:25:43,720 just read it they had you go 1930 01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:46,560 if you want to continue getting worse 1931 01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:50,900 oh no they're actually murder people the third one no no the third one would be 1932 01:25:50,900 --> 01:25:53,320 obviously billy bob just even more 1933 01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:54,920 uh... fucking drunk 1934 01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:57,300 uh... in a national right but like 1935 01:25:57,300 --> 01:25:58,940 thurman would have to 1936 01:25:58,940 --> 01:26:01,860 be like in itself or something online 1937 01:26:01,860 --> 01:26:04,680 like you have to you would have to fall for 1938 01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:09,880 the online rhetoric of of itself culture and all that stuff so he's like 1939 01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:13,620 you probably just spew hate speech without realizing that hate speech 1940 01:26:13,620 --> 01:26:15,420 because that's just what he sees online 1941 01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:17,420 i could see him falling for that 1942 01:26:17,420 --> 01:26:20,880 and i think and then billy bob is the easter bunny 1943 01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:22,700 well you have to keep santa 1944 01:26:22,700 --> 01:26:26,080 well no i just think it's funny because it'll end it he actually says what are you 1945 01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:27,640 doing what are you doing off the street 1946 01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:31,000 well six months from now i'm unemployed for six months you could open with an easter bunny 1947 01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:33,340 with an easter bunny outfit 1948 01:26:33,340 --> 01:26:36,720 yeah uh... where he's just fucking covered in shit 1949 01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:39,360 they actually need to show him shit himself in the third one 1950 01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:42,900 they they show him pee himself they imply that he shit himself 1951 01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:45,280 they need to show shit stains on the suit 1952 01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:47,780 like him shitting himself violently 1953 01:26:47,780 --> 01:26:48,900 like you know 1954 01:26:48,900 --> 01:26:49,980 you know what i'm talking about 1955 01:26:49,980 --> 01:26:53,440 you just want to keep stacking bad 1956 01:26:53,440 --> 01:26:55,420 yeah well i need him to die 1957 01:26:55,420 --> 01:26:56,240 in one of them 1958 01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:59,480 finally in the end if they're going to do a third one in the twenties or thirties or 1959 01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:01,640 whatever i need them to kill them 1960 01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:02,740 how about 1961 01:27:02,740 --> 01:27:05,060 thurman kills him 1962 01:27:05,060 --> 01:27:06,860 thurman could kill him 1963 01:27:06,860 --> 01:27:09,660 because uh... like in a 1964 01:27:09,660 --> 01:27:16,440 in one of those like mice and men situations or he uh... 1965 01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:18,760 no the big guy dies 1966 01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:21,020 oh well okay sorry 1967 01:27:21,020 --> 01:27:25,220 if i'm implying that billy bob's the rabbits i guess 1968 01:27:25,220 --> 01:27:26,560 uh... because 1969 01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:30,300 well doesn't the no it doesn't the big guy kill a girl by hugging her kill 1970 01:27:30,300 --> 01:27:30,980 someone 1971 01:27:30,980 --> 01:27:32,420 yet so 1972 01:27:32,420 --> 01:27:34,420 billy bob would be 1973 01:27:34,420 --> 01:27:36,620 the girl or the rabbits that that 1974 01:27:36,620 --> 01:27:37,340 whatever the 1975 01:27:37,340 --> 01:27:39,460 letty kills and then 1976 01:27:39,460 --> 01:27:41,140 and then 1977 01:27:41,140 --> 01:27:44,500 yet that's the what i was a vibing not 1978 01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:48,180 or be the other way around billy bob has to shoot her because he's 1979 01:27:48,180 --> 01:27:50,660 he kills some girls they just work 1980 01:27:50,660 --> 01:27:52,560 so i don't know if they shoot them 1981 01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:56,640 you know they just never do another movie will buy great is a d is it's not 1982 01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:58,740 obviously it's not it's worth watching 1983 01:27:58,740 --> 01:28:01,660 but i really wish i'd spent some time between the two of them and not watch 1984 01:28:01,660 --> 01:28:04,740 them back but i wish you had to 1985 01:28:04,740 --> 01:28:07,900 but called right now 1986 01:28:07,900 --> 01:28:09,220 we're gonna get his opinion 1987 01:28:09,220 --> 01:28:10,820 so everybody 1988 01:28:10,820 --> 01:28:12,940 all tight 1989 01:28:12,940 --> 01:28:19,220 but have you 1990 01:28:19,220 --> 01:28:26,220 yeah 1991 01:28:30,440 --> 01:28:34,360 ladies and gentlemen with us as always is predenton and and and and and and and 1992 01:28:34,360 --> 01:28:37,240 and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and 1993 01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:40,900 ship the up to boston 1994 01:28:40,900 --> 01:28:44,460 all right so give us your thoughts on that 1995 01:28:44,460 --> 01:28:46,060 They're fun, great movies. 1996 01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:48,420 Definitely silly. 1997 01:28:48,420 --> 01:28:50,640 First one is much better. 1998 01:28:52,980 --> 01:28:57,000 Thurman is kind of an interesting character in two. 1999 01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:59,580 Definitely a lot of similarities with Andy. 2000 01:29:00,960 --> 01:29:01,800 With me? 2001 01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:03,080 Do you say with me? 2002 01:29:03,940 --> 01:29:05,140 Explain yourself. 2003 01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:08,640 He was Tetsu. 2004 01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:10,800 He's top of the spectrum. 2005 01:29:10,800 --> 01:29:11,640 Oh my God. 2006 01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:16,320 You fucking dick. 2007 01:29:16,320 --> 01:29:19,580 I did think that a little bit too while I was watching it. 2008 01:29:19,580 --> 01:29:20,420 Yeah. 2009 01:29:21,620 --> 01:29:22,460 What are you grading? 2010 01:29:22,460 --> 01:29:23,540 Yeah, they're both great. 2011 01:29:23,540 --> 01:29:25,460 Both great movies, both silly. 2012 01:29:25,460 --> 01:29:28,380 Billy Bob Thornton is always a great scumbag character. 2013 01:29:29,580 --> 01:29:30,860 Plays it really well. 2014 01:29:33,380 --> 01:29:34,580 Do you give it a grade? 2015 01:29:36,300 --> 01:29:37,900 First one I would give, 2016 01:29:38,940 --> 01:29:40,900 first one is with solid B. 2017 01:29:40,900 --> 01:29:44,260 I would say the second one is probably like a C plus. 2018 01:29:44,260 --> 01:29:45,520 Oh, okay. 2019 01:29:45,520 --> 01:29:49,740 So you had the highest grade of both 2020 01:29:49,740 --> 01:29:52,060 because we both went B minus for the first one 2021 01:29:52,060 --> 01:29:53,940 and I went with a C, 2022 01:29:53,940 --> 01:29:55,480 Mike went with a D for the second one. 2023 01:29:55,480 --> 01:29:59,320 So you went B and a C plus. 2024 01:30:00,220 --> 01:30:01,060 Yeah. 2025 01:30:01,060 --> 01:30:02,460 Okay. 2026 01:30:02,460 --> 01:30:04,460 Yeah, those were my grades on it. 2027 01:30:04,460 --> 01:30:05,300 What was the, 2028 01:30:06,540 --> 01:30:08,120 what was, what did we argue? 2029 01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:11,700 So I guess the thing that Mike and I have been arguing about 2030 01:30:12,740 --> 01:30:17,660 is he says that the first movie had heart 2031 01:30:17,660 --> 01:30:21,380 and that the second movie removed that heart 2032 01:30:21,380 --> 01:30:24,780 and replaced it with just meanness and Kathy Bates 2033 01:30:24,780 --> 01:30:25,620 and just. 2034 01:30:25,620 --> 01:30:26,980 Kathy Bates, yeah. 2035 01:30:26,980 --> 01:30:31,980 And I am saying that at no point does the movie lie to you 2036 01:30:32,860 --> 01:30:35,660 and say that Billy Bob is, the movies, 2037 01:30:35,660 --> 01:30:38,540 and say that he's anything other than an irredeemable 2038 01:30:38,540 --> 01:30:39,660 piece of shit. 2039 01:30:39,660 --> 01:30:41,540 And I think that that, 2040 01:30:41,540 --> 01:30:42,380 okay, go ahead. 2041 01:30:43,220 --> 01:30:44,940 I thought the second one, 2042 01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:47,820 I think is kind of where he's starting to kind of have 2043 01:30:47,820 --> 01:30:50,700 a little bit of remorse towards the end. 2044 01:30:50,700 --> 01:30:53,820 When, like the part that kind of always gets me 2045 01:30:53,820 --> 01:30:56,860 just a little bit is when Thurman spots him at the play, 2046 01:30:56,860 --> 01:30:58,580 you know, when he's singing in the choir 2047 01:30:58,580 --> 01:30:59,660 and he spots him up the top 2048 01:30:59,660 --> 01:31:02,820 and he lights up like a Christmas tree and it's like, 2049 01:31:02,820 --> 01:31:04,460 yeah, that's how it is with your kids. 2050 01:31:04,460 --> 01:31:06,140 When you go to their stuff, they're looking for you 2051 01:31:06,140 --> 01:31:07,580 the entire time. 2052 01:31:07,580 --> 01:31:10,060 As soon as they see you, they light up. 2053 01:31:10,060 --> 01:31:12,220 And that part, I mean, that part was kind of emotional 2054 01:31:12,220 --> 01:31:13,860 for me, I guess. 2055 01:31:13,860 --> 01:31:14,960 Okay. 2056 01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:16,280 But. Yeah. 2057 01:31:16,280 --> 01:31:19,940 Does that, just standing in an auditorium 2058 01:31:19,940 --> 01:31:21,260 for a couple of minutes. 2059 01:31:21,260 --> 01:31:26,260 No, it doesn't really make you redeemable, that's true. 2060 01:31:26,420 --> 01:31:28,020 He's still a piece of trash. 2061 01:31:28,020 --> 01:31:32,340 Yeah, like, I just, I'm looking at like the scales 2062 01:31:32,340 --> 01:31:33,940 of Liberty, you know, like in my mind, 2063 01:31:33,940 --> 01:31:36,540 thinking of one of those scales that has the, 2064 01:31:36,540 --> 01:31:38,380 on each side and its ways. 2065 01:31:38,380 --> 01:31:41,540 And I look at all of the shit that he does bad 2066 01:31:41,540 --> 01:31:43,660 versus the, what? 2067 01:31:43,660 --> 01:31:46,180 He got him a pink elephant and. 2068 01:31:46,180 --> 01:31:49,380 Yeah, and he stuck the stocking at the end with trash. 2069 01:31:49,380 --> 01:31:50,940 He did stock, yeah. 2070 01:31:50,940 --> 01:31:53,460 He did stock the stuffing with trash with the, 2071 01:31:55,300 --> 01:31:56,140 did he stuff the. 2072 01:31:56,140 --> 01:31:56,980 Broken candy cane. 2073 01:31:56,980 --> 01:31:58,380 Let's say it's the stuffing. 2074 01:31:58,380 --> 01:32:00,060 Band-aid, a used band-aid. 2075 01:32:00,060 --> 01:32:01,420 Yeah, the band-aid. 2076 01:32:01,420 --> 01:32:04,740 He just baited on throwing it in and then throws it in. 2077 01:32:04,740 --> 01:32:05,580 Yeah. 2078 01:32:06,740 --> 01:32:08,180 The grandma's stocking was, 2079 01:32:08,180 --> 01:32:10,220 you pulling them off grandma's feet. 2080 01:32:10,220 --> 01:32:11,060 Yeah, that was great. 2081 01:32:11,060 --> 01:32:11,880 Oh, that was great. 2082 01:32:11,880 --> 01:32:13,460 Yeah, the first one, yeah, that was great. 2083 01:32:13,460 --> 01:32:15,540 Grandma was definitely one of my favorite characters 2084 01:32:15,540 --> 01:32:16,820 in the first one. 2085 01:32:16,820 --> 01:32:18,260 Yeah, she's wonderful. 2086 01:32:20,260 --> 01:32:21,100 Yeah. 2087 01:32:21,100 --> 01:32:22,820 Yeah. 2088 01:32:22,820 --> 01:32:24,820 I'll make you some sandwiches. 2089 01:32:24,820 --> 01:32:26,300 Yeah. 2090 01:32:26,300 --> 01:32:28,380 No, if you have any older relatives, 2091 01:32:28,380 --> 01:32:30,460 you definitely have moments like that on holidays 2092 01:32:30,460 --> 01:32:31,620 when they're just passed out and you're like, 2093 01:32:31,620 --> 01:32:33,300 ah, are they okay? 2094 01:32:33,300 --> 01:32:35,460 Hell, that was me a few days ago. 2095 01:32:36,500 --> 01:32:37,980 A few days ago. 2096 01:32:37,980 --> 01:32:40,820 Oh no. 2097 01:32:40,820 --> 01:32:41,980 Yeah. 2098 01:32:41,980 --> 01:32:46,780 Well, cool, thank you, Brandon, appreciate it. 2099 01:32:46,780 --> 01:32:47,980 We're about to wrap this thing up. 2100 01:32:47,980 --> 01:32:49,180 Wish I could be there with you guys, 2101 01:32:49,180 --> 01:32:51,020 but I didn't want to get you guys sick too. 2102 01:32:51,020 --> 01:32:52,340 Yeah, I appreciate it. 2103 01:32:52,340 --> 01:32:54,620 Because I have a show tonight, 2104 01:32:54,620 --> 01:32:56,060 so I would have been real pissed. 2105 01:32:56,060 --> 01:32:56,900 Yeah. 2106 01:32:56,900 --> 01:32:57,740 But now everyone. 2107 01:32:57,740 --> 01:32:58,700 Yeah, I would have sucked, exactly. 2108 01:32:58,700 --> 01:33:00,740 There's been so much sickness around me. 2109 01:33:00,740 --> 01:33:02,420 Like literally, all of you have been sick, 2110 01:33:02,420 --> 01:33:04,380 the girls have been sick. 2111 01:33:04,380 --> 01:33:06,740 My buddy texted me, he's just like, hey, 2112 01:33:06,740 --> 01:33:08,700 just rate him, he's like, hey, you feeling okay? 2113 01:33:08,700 --> 01:33:10,540 And I was like, oh. 2114 01:33:10,540 --> 01:33:14,540 And I got confused, I was like, what? 2115 01:33:14,540 --> 01:33:16,500 Yeah, about what? 2116 01:33:16,500 --> 01:33:17,740 Did something happen? 2117 01:33:17,740 --> 01:33:19,380 He's like, well no, everyone's getting sick. 2118 01:33:19,380 --> 01:33:20,220 Are you sick? 2119 01:33:20,220 --> 01:33:22,100 I was like, oh no, no, I'm all right. 2120 01:33:22,100 --> 01:33:27,100 So hopefully, so hopefully I don't get sick. 2121 01:33:27,100 --> 01:33:27,940 I don't get sick. 2122 01:33:27,940 --> 01:33:28,900 It avoids you. 2123 01:33:28,900 --> 01:33:30,420 Yeah, it avoids you. 2124 01:33:30,420 --> 01:33:31,820 I hope so. 2125 01:33:31,820 --> 01:33:32,660 But cool. 2126 01:33:32,660 --> 01:33:33,500 It's not fun. 2127 01:33:33,500 --> 01:33:35,340 Appreciate it, man. 2128 01:33:35,340 --> 01:33:36,180 Yeah, no worries. 2129 01:33:36,180 --> 01:33:38,420 Well, enjoy your day off of not having to go to work 2130 01:33:38,420 --> 01:33:40,140 because you're sick, but then also at the same time, 2131 01:33:40,140 --> 01:33:42,980 you're sick, so I don't know how you're gonna enjoy it. 2132 01:33:42,980 --> 01:33:43,940 What the hell is it with me, 2133 01:33:43,940 --> 01:33:46,460 I was getting sick on my days off? 2134 01:33:46,460 --> 01:33:47,300 Yeah, I know. 2135 01:33:47,300 --> 01:33:49,540 Yeah, I started getting sick on my days off, 2136 01:33:49,540 --> 01:33:51,580 and then I pushed it as long as I could, 2137 01:33:51,580 --> 01:33:54,140 and today I was just like, no, I can't. 2138 01:33:54,140 --> 01:33:55,260 Yeah. 2139 01:33:55,260 --> 01:33:57,020 Well, we appreciate you taking the time 2140 01:33:57,020 --> 01:34:00,060 to say it to the phone and give us your rating, as always. 2141 01:34:00,060 --> 01:34:02,300 No worries, you guys have a good day. 2142 01:34:02,300 --> 01:34:04,100 All right, give it up everybody for Brendan, 2143 01:34:04,100 --> 01:34:06,420 Dunt-dunt-dunt-dunt-dunt-shipley up to Boston. 2144 01:34:06,420 --> 01:34:07,260 Yay. 2145 01:34:07,260 --> 01:34:08,100 All right, good night everybody. 2146 01:34:08,100 --> 01:34:08,940 All right, good night. 2147 01:34:11,100 --> 01:34:12,940 All right, cool. 2148 01:34:12,940 --> 01:34:15,700 So it ends up B and C, which is about right, 2149 01:34:15,700 --> 01:34:16,940 I'd say, for those two movies. 2150 01:34:16,940 --> 01:34:18,180 Yeah, B and C. 2151 01:34:18,180 --> 01:34:20,540 So B for the first one, C for the second one. 2152 01:34:22,220 --> 01:34:23,780 I think Brendan and I both like the second one 2153 01:34:23,780 --> 01:34:25,220 a little bit better than Mike. 2154 01:34:25,220 --> 01:34:28,860 And I think it's because you were maybe anticipating 2155 01:34:28,860 --> 01:34:33,860 something a little bit closer to the vibe of the first one, 2156 01:34:34,100 --> 01:34:34,940 which I get. 2157 01:34:34,940 --> 01:34:35,780 Yeah. 2158 01:34:35,780 --> 01:34:36,600 But I feel like. 2159 01:34:36,600 --> 01:34:37,440 It's still not bad. 2160 01:34:37,440 --> 01:34:38,280 Yeah, I like, but I like. 2161 01:34:38,280 --> 01:34:41,060 A D's a C on our scale, so it's not like it's bad. 2162 01:34:41,060 --> 01:34:41,900 It's just not. 2163 01:34:41,900 --> 01:34:45,260 I like when a movie does the logical. 2164 01:34:45,260 --> 01:34:48,340 You like a sequel to have more and more and more. 2165 01:34:48,340 --> 01:34:50,700 I like a sequel to be a realistic follow-up. 2166 01:34:50,700 --> 01:34:51,540 Yeah. 2167 01:34:51,540 --> 01:34:52,380 That's what I like. 2168 01:34:52,380 --> 01:34:53,220 Yeah. 2169 01:34:53,220 --> 01:34:56,300 I kind of like Independence Day 2 2170 01:34:56,300 --> 01:34:58,580 because of the fact that it's like, 2171 01:34:58,580 --> 01:35:00,460 yeah, the aliens would come back 2172 01:35:00,460 --> 01:35:02,580 after their failed first attempt 2173 01:35:02,580 --> 01:35:04,860 and they would be better suited. 2174 01:35:04,860 --> 01:35:07,500 So would we, because we would have taken the technology 2175 01:35:07,500 --> 01:35:09,900 that we found and we would have some cool shit by them. 2176 01:35:09,900 --> 01:35:14,780 Also, we don't need, what is the son of Will Smith? 2177 01:35:14,780 --> 01:35:17,580 But not Will Smith's son, but Will Smith's character. 2178 01:35:19,580 --> 01:35:21,260 Okay, we'll go ahead and answer that. 2179 01:35:21,260 --> 01:35:24,940 Ashton, sorry if you're listening to this, Ashton, 2180 01:35:24,940 --> 01:35:25,940 why I didn't answer your phone 2181 01:35:25,940 --> 01:35:27,900 in the middle of the podcast, but she's, 2182 01:35:27,900 --> 01:35:29,780 oh my God, is she gonna ask me to come into work? 2183 01:35:29,780 --> 01:35:31,700 Would be my guess. 2184 01:35:31,700 --> 01:35:33,900 That's not happening, sorry, I got a show tonight. 2185 01:35:33,900 --> 01:35:37,840 But yeah, I like a sequel that takes the time 2186 01:35:37,840 --> 01:35:41,460 to take the established, 2187 01:35:44,040 --> 01:35:45,340 like what made the first, 2188 01:35:46,240 --> 01:35:48,500 this feels like a sequel to the first one. 2189 01:35:48,500 --> 01:35:52,060 And it's like, and that's what some movies 2190 01:35:52,060 --> 01:35:53,860 don't pull off well. 2191 01:35:53,860 --> 01:35:56,580 Like some movies, they are just cash grabs. 2192 01:35:56,580 --> 01:35:58,100 This didn't feel like a cash grab to me. 2193 01:35:58,100 --> 01:35:59,220 This didn't feel like, oh, we can make some- 2194 01:35:59,220 --> 01:36:00,060 Well, it's a good thing, 2195 01:36:00,060 --> 01:36:01,300 because it was not a cash grab. 2196 01:36:01,300 --> 01:36:05,340 The first one made 84 million and this made 26 million. 2197 01:36:06,340 --> 01:36:08,380 Now then maybe there will be a third. 2198 01:36:08,380 --> 01:36:11,020 But yeah, I just honestly, 2199 01:36:11,020 --> 01:36:15,100 it felt like the people involved especially, 2200 01:36:15,100 --> 01:36:16,220 like you know what it felt like? 2201 01:36:16,220 --> 01:36:19,340 Kathy Bates was like, I could be a dirty grandma 2202 01:36:19,340 --> 01:36:21,180 for this one, please let me. 2203 01:36:21,180 --> 01:36:23,380 And she went all out, put the tattoos on me, 2204 01:36:23,380 --> 01:36:26,700 give me one of those short haircuts, you know, like- 2205 01:36:26,700 --> 01:36:27,820 She went nuts, yeah. 2206 01:36:27,820 --> 01:36:28,660 Love it. 2207 01:36:28,660 --> 01:36:29,780 She did great. 2208 01:36:29,780 --> 01:36:32,940 Billy Bob, again, he was delivering his lines masterfully, 2209 01:36:32,940 --> 01:36:35,820 but I'll tell you, this, 2210 01:36:35,820 --> 01:36:37,580 and maybe that's why I didn't give it a beat, 2211 01:36:37,580 --> 01:36:40,220 because maybe underneath it all, 2212 01:36:40,220 --> 01:36:44,660 it's like Billy Bob has perfected the, 2213 01:36:44,660 --> 01:36:46,500 being a jerk character like Brendan just said, 2214 01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:49,740 so much that now it feels put on. 2215 01:36:49,740 --> 01:36:52,620 So it's like before, it almost felt like just, 2216 01:36:52,620 --> 01:36:53,460 they got a guy. 2217 01:36:53,460 --> 01:36:54,380 This was early Billy Bob, yeah. 2218 01:36:54,380 --> 01:36:56,860 They just got a guy and he was like, yeah, I'm good. 2219 01:36:56,860 --> 01:37:00,180 But it was a showcase of what he could do. 2220 01:37:00,180 --> 01:37:02,980 But because of that, everyone used him 2221 01:37:02,980 --> 01:37:04,140 for those types of roles, 2222 01:37:04,140 --> 01:37:06,700 where it's just like, we're gonna have you be that guy. 2223 01:37:06,700 --> 01:37:08,980 Because prior to this movie, 2224 01:37:08,980 --> 01:37:10,740 he would play some interesting roles, 2225 01:37:10,740 --> 01:37:11,620 like he had that, 2226 01:37:11,620 --> 01:37:14,020 what was it, the two guys that find some money 2227 01:37:14,020 --> 01:37:16,820 and then they have to keep it, 2228 01:37:17,940 --> 01:37:19,580 keep it, they're trying to find ways to keep it. 2229 01:37:19,580 --> 01:37:21,140 He looks interesting in that one. 2230 01:37:21,140 --> 01:37:23,140 He's got like the long hair, the glasses, 2231 01:37:24,180 --> 01:37:28,180 but anyway, it's just interesting, 2232 01:37:28,180 --> 01:37:29,660 the career that he's had, 2233 01:37:29,660 --> 01:37:33,220 and the change that this movie made in it. 2234 01:37:33,220 --> 01:37:34,780 Because prior to this movie, 2235 01:37:34,780 --> 01:37:38,660 he was not the guy that you would associate with, 2236 01:37:38,660 --> 01:37:40,980 like the founder of the movie. 2237 01:37:40,980 --> 01:37:45,340 Like the foul-mouthed comedic guy, 2238 01:37:45,340 --> 01:37:46,660 like in a comedic role. 2239 01:37:47,660 --> 01:37:49,020 But now you can't, now it's like, 2240 01:37:49,020 --> 01:37:50,940 oh shit, we know exactly where you can put Billy Bob Thornton. 2241 01:37:50,940 --> 01:37:52,340 And I've looked on his IMDB, 2242 01:37:52,340 --> 01:37:55,460 he's often just Billy Bob Thornton in things. 2243 01:37:56,860 --> 01:37:58,500 People hire him just to be himself. 2244 01:37:58,500 --> 01:37:59,340 Just to be himself. 2245 01:37:59,340 --> 01:38:01,140 On a lot of things, like cartoons, 2246 01:38:01,140 --> 01:38:02,860 like the Harley Quinn animated series 2247 01:38:02,860 --> 01:38:06,380 has Billy Bob Thornton in it, as himself. 2248 01:38:06,380 --> 01:38:09,540 So anyway, that's our ratings for 2249 01:38:09,540 --> 01:38:13,580 Bad Santa 1 and 2, it's a B and a C respectively. 2250 01:38:13,580 --> 01:38:18,580 And we will move on to next week's movie. 2251 01:38:19,180 --> 01:38:24,180 And that is gonna be actually our season three finale. 2252 01:38:24,660 --> 01:38:27,980 And it's Christmas time, it's the end of the year, 2253 01:38:27,980 --> 01:38:31,020 and it's the one thing that you know we're gonna do now, 2254 01:38:31,020 --> 01:38:34,500 traditionally and annually, as long as we can. 2255 01:38:34,500 --> 01:38:37,940 And that of course is gonna be another Die Hard movie. 2256 01:38:37,940 --> 01:38:41,940 We did Die Hard 1 last year, we're gonna do Die Hard, 2257 01:38:41,940 --> 01:38:45,860 Die Harder this year, which is the sequel. 2258 01:38:45,860 --> 01:38:47,980 And then you could leave it up to your imagination, 2259 01:38:47,980 --> 01:38:48,820 we're gonna go from there. 2260 01:38:48,820 --> 01:38:51,660 But I promise you that if we make it, 2261 01:38:51,660 --> 01:38:55,180 if this show persists and we get new subscribers 2262 01:38:55,180 --> 01:38:58,500 every now and then, that I will eventually cover, 2263 01:38:58,500 --> 01:39:00,540 well, if we run out of Die Hard movies, 2264 01:39:00,540 --> 01:39:03,660 I'll do the Die Hard video game as a, 2265 01:39:03,660 --> 01:39:05,820 and we'll do a review of that. 2266 01:39:05,820 --> 01:39:07,660 I'll make them watch a long play of me playing. 2267 01:39:07,660 --> 01:39:08,500 We'll play, yeah. 2268 01:39:08,500 --> 01:39:09,420 Yeah, we'll all play it. 2269 01:39:09,420 --> 01:39:13,340 The really cool arcade-y, shoot-em-up kind of Die Hard game. 2270 01:39:13,340 --> 01:39:17,220 So with that, we're gonna move on to a much quieter, 2271 01:39:17,220 --> 01:39:19,100 more subdued, because the first one you did 2272 01:39:19,100 --> 01:39:21,340 that I deleted was aggressive. 2273 01:39:21,340 --> 01:39:25,780 So it's now time for recreational recommendations. 2274 01:39:25,780 --> 01:39:26,620 Peep-oo. 2275 01:39:28,300 --> 01:39:29,500 Oh, really? 2276 01:39:29,500 --> 01:39:52,140 I asked for it, didn't I? 2277 01:39:52,140 --> 01:39:53,340 You did. 2278 01:39:53,340 --> 01:39:58,340 Okay, so I really didn't have much this week. 2279 01:39:58,340 --> 01:40:03,340 This week, the first 20 minutes or so of Indiana Jones 2280 01:40:03,860 --> 01:40:06,540 and the Great Circle, which is a new game 2281 01:40:06,540 --> 01:40:11,540 that comes out on Monday, but I have the early edition, 2282 01:40:13,300 --> 01:40:16,580 I was able to play a little bit, is very cool. 2283 01:40:16,580 --> 01:40:18,420 It's the, I don't wanna ruin it for anybody 2284 01:40:18,420 --> 01:40:23,260 who hasn't played it, but if you want a high-quality, 2285 01:40:23,260 --> 01:40:27,860 immersive Indiana Jones video game, it's the way to go. 2286 01:40:27,860 --> 01:40:29,580 Really fun, super fun. 2287 01:40:30,460 --> 01:40:35,460 And also, I watched the first half of Dear Santa, 2288 01:40:37,100 --> 01:40:38,740 and I like it so far. 2289 01:40:38,740 --> 01:40:41,940 So, the Jack Black movie, so I'm gonna recommend that 2290 01:40:41,940 --> 01:40:44,540 based on what I've seen so far. 2291 01:40:44,540 --> 01:40:45,700 And that's all I have this week. 2292 01:40:45,700 --> 01:40:46,940 How about you, Mike? 2293 01:40:46,940 --> 01:40:49,260 Well, as you know, I have nothing this week, 2294 01:40:49,260 --> 01:40:51,220 because I was sick all week. 2295 01:40:51,220 --> 01:40:54,060 But I got, I have not watched any television. 2296 01:40:54,060 --> 01:40:56,660 I will say, I've watched a lot of television, 2297 01:40:56,660 --> 01:40:57,860 but I have no idea what it was, 2298 01:40:57,860 --> 01:40:59,700 because it was all on NyQuil. 2299 01:40:59,700 --> 01:41:01,340 Okay. I have no idea. 2300 01:41:01,340 --> 01:41:05,660 Did you make any Roseanne-level racist tweets 2301 01:41:05,660 --> 01:41:06,500 while on your sleeping pills? 2302 01:41:06,500 --> 01:41:07,780 I have no idea what I've done. 2303 01:41:07,780 --> 01:41:10,260 I couldn't tell you what I've said, what I've done. 2304 01:41:10,260 --> 01:41:13,860 I know this, that I went to Walmart, 2305 01:41:13,860 --> 01:41:16,900 I got some apple cider, the hot kind, 2306 01:41:16,900 --> 01:41:18,460 the kind you mix with hot water. 2307 01:41:18,460 --> 01:41:19,500 Okay. 2308 01:41:19,500 --> 01:41:22,580 And then I put a bunch of rum in that, 2309 01:41:22,580 --> 01:41:24,380 and then I drank a bunch of NyQuil. 2310 01:41:24,380 --> 01:41:26,020 Oh, is that a hot toddy, 2311 01:41:26,020 --> 01:41:27,420 or are you just an alcoholic at this point? 2312 01:41:27,420 --> 01:41:28,660 I think that's kind of a hot toddy. 2313 01:41:28,660 --> 01:41:29,660 Is that what a hot toddy is? 2314 01:41:29,660 --> 01:41:31,620 I think it's like a poor man's hot toddy. 2315 01:41:31,620 --> 01:41:33,420 That just sounds like alcohol on NyQuil. 2316 01:41:33,420 --> 01:41:35,220 That sounds like a suicide attempt. 2317 01:41:35,220 --> 01:41:36,620 Yeah, what not? 2318 01:41:36,620 --> 01:41:38,420 It sounds a bit like a suicide attempt. 2319 01:41:38,420 --> 01:41:40,180 I was not bad-santoning it. 2320 01:41:40,180 --> 01:41:41,620 I was just like... 2321 01:41:41,620 --> 01:41:42,460 Damn. 2322 01:41:42,460 --> 01:41:44,620 Trying to survive that cold. 2323 01:41:44,620 --> 01:41:46,420 It's one of the worst colds I've ever had. 2324 01:41:46,420 --> 01:41:47,780 Shit, I hope you don't start to take this. 2325 01:41:47,780 --> 01:41:48,620 Three days. 2326 01:41:48,620 --> 01:41:49,460 But no, I'm not now. 2327 01:41:49,460 --> 01:41:50,660 I'm all stuffed up, fuck. 2328 01:41:50,660 --> 01:41:52,060 No, I'm over it now, basically, 2329 01:41:52,060 --> 01:41:54,580 but it was pretty rough, still a little bit in the chest, 2330 01:41:54,580 --> 01:41:57,260 coughing, you know, but no fever, no nothing anymore. 2331 01:41:57,260 --> 01:41:59,020 But it's a pretty bad cold. 2332 01:41:59,020 --> 01:41:59,860 Yeah. 2333 01:41:59,860 --> 01:42:00,700 Is COVID back? 2334 01:42:00,700 --> 01:42:01,860 We're just not talking about it? 2335 01:42:01,860 --> 01:42:02,860 We're just not talking about it. 2336 01:42:02,860 --> 01:42:04,660 You just don't test anymore. 2337 01:42:04,660 --> 01:42:05,500 No one tests anymore. 2338 01:42:05,500 --> 01:42:07,060 It's just, is COVID back in a big way? 2339 01:42:07,060 --> 01:42:07,900 It could be, yeah. 2340 01:42:07,900 --> 01:42:08,740 Are we all dying? 2341 01:42:08,740 --> 01:42:09,580 No. 2342 01:42:09,580 --> 01:42:10,420 Shit. 2343 01:42:10,420 --> 01:42:11,260 No, it's not gonna kill you, but it's... 2344 01:42:11,260 --> 01:42:12,100 Because COVID skipped me. 2345 01:42:12,100 --> 01:42:12,940 Yeah, me too, I never got COVID. 2346 01:42:12,940 --> 01:42:14,780 Yeah, so that was, yeah. 2347 01:42:14,780 --> 01:42:17,660 But that's because I got, you know, the shot. 2348 01:42:17,660 --> 01:42:21,700 Yeah, but it was also because I wore my mask, 2349 01:42:21,700 --> 01:42:24,020 I wore my face mask everywhere. 2350 01:42:24,020 --> 01:42:25,820 Well, I don't know if that did anything. 2351 01:42:25,820 --> 01:42:26,660 Who knows? 2352 01:42:26,660 --> 01:42:27,500 Who knows, who knows anything? 2353 01:42:27,500 --> 01:42:28,340 Yeah. 2354 01:42:28,340 --> 01:42:30,180 But I know that I didn't get it, so. 2355 01:42:30,180 --> 01:42:31,460 All right, well, fuck it. 2356 01:42:31,460 --> 01:42:33,660 Mike doesn't have a rec rec other than Don't Get Sick. 2357 01:42:33,660 --> 01:42:34,740 Yeah, Don't Get Sick. 2358 01:42:34,740 --> 01:42:36,940 Mine is to play the super mega popular game 2359 01:42:36,940 --> 01:42:39,340 that just released on Game Pass. 2360 01:42:39,340 --> 01:42:41,020 By the time you listen to this, 2361 01:42:41,020 --> 01:42:42,980 it'll have already released. 2362 01:42:42,980 --> 01:42:45,380 I'm sure it's gotten great reviews. 2363 01:42:47,060 --> 01:42:48,140 Paying two. 2364 01:42:48,140 --> 01:42:49,980 Skype is, oh, the Indiana Jones one. 2365 01:42:49,980 --> 01:42:51,660 Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. 2366 01:42:51,660 --> 01:42:53,020 Yeah. 2367 01:42:53,020 --> 01:42:56,620 Cool, so with that, I think we're gonna wrap this up 2368 01:42:56,620 --> 01:42:58,780 and wish everybody a Merry Christmas. 2369 01:42:58,780 --> 01:43:03,420 This is gonna be our last Christmas-centric episode, 2370 01:43:03,420 --> 01:43:08,420 regular episode, until you start listening to, 2371 01:43:08,740 --> 01:43:11,300 well, wait, hold on, one, two, actually, by this point, 2372 01:43:11,300 --> 01:43:12,140 we're right in the middle of. 2373 01:43:12,140 --> 01:43:13,500 No, you're in it, yeah, we're in the middle of, yeah. 2374 01:43:13,500 --> 01:43:16,140 We're in the middle of our eight crazy nights 2375 01:43:16,140 --> 01:43:18,500 of holiday fun and Christmas, 2376 01:43:18,500 --> 01:43:22,260 and not really Hanukkah or Kwanzaa, 2377 01:43:22,260 --> 01:43:24,060 although they mentioned Kwanzaa in this movie. 2378 01:43:24,060 --> 01:43:25,500 But Boxing Day. 2379 01:43:25,500 --> 01:43:28,140 But we also have a Boxing Day sort of thing in there, too. 2380 01:43:28,140 --> 01:43:29,660 But anyway, there's a bunch of little reviews 2381 01:43:29,660 --> 01:43:31,700 that we've done, all Christmas movies, 2382 01:43:31,700 --> 01:43:33,020 so pay attention to that. 2383 01:43:33,020 --> 01:43:35,420 It's gonna start, it's already started 2384 01:43:35,420 --> 01:43:36,300 by the time this came out, 2385 01:43:36,300 --> 01:43:38,900 so it'll continue until Christmas Day. 2386 01:43:38,900 --> 01:43:41,980 And the day after, a little present, a little lost media 2387 01:43:41,980 --> 01:43:44,700 where me and one other co-host, I won't mention who, 2388 01:43:44,700 --> 01:43:47,020 but da da da da da da da. 2389 01:43:47,020 --> 01:43:52,020 And we review a movie that might or might not 2390 01:43:53,180 --> 01:43:56,700 have something to do with eight crazy nights of something. 2391 01:43:57,980 --> 01:43:59,740 Fuck it, it's the, we reviewed, 2392 01:43:59,740 --> 01:44:02,860 Brennan and I did Adam Sandler's eight crazy nights. 2393 01:44:02,860 --> 01:44:05,660 What, where's our actual episode of eight crazy nights? 2394 01:44:05,660 --> 01:44:06,820 Were you not there for that one? 2395 01:44:06,820 --> 01:44:07,660 I was there. 2396 01:44:07,660 --> 01:44:09,300 Oh shit, I forgot. 2397 01:44:09,300 --> 01:44:11,540 It's been so long since I've heard the episode, 2398 01:44:11,540 --> 01:44:12,380 I thought it was just to Brennan. 2399 01:44:12,380 --> 01:44:13,380 Do you actually have it now? 2400 01:44:13,380 --> 01:44:14,220 I just got it. 2401 01:44:14,220 --> 01:44:15,060 Okay. 2402 01:44:15,060 --> 01:44:15,900 Yeah. 2403 01:44:15,900 --> 01:44:16,740 I got it sent to me. 2404 01:44:16,740 --> 01:44:17,780 It doesn't matter, this is podcast stuff. 2405 01:44:17,780 --> 01:44:21,420 Everybody have a, oh, with me as always 2406 01:44:21,420 --> 01:44:24,480 for the Fried Rice podcast is Michael. 2407 01:44:25,980 --> 01:44:29,020 I think since I've known him, he's gotten, 2408 01:44:29,020 --> 01:44:32,380 he's dialed it up to 11 of his vulgarity, 2409 01:44:32,380 --> 01:44:33,940 if we're being perfectly honest. 2410 01:44:35,100 --> 01:44:36,140 Larsen. 2411 01:44:36,140 --> 01:44:38,100 It's Cellios, motherfucker. 2412 01:44:38,100 --> 01:44:39,620 It's not, it never will be. 2413 01:44:39,620 --> 01:44:40,700 And I'm Andy Rice. 2414 01:44:40,700 --> 01:44:41,900 At least one more week. 2415 01:44:41,900 --> 01:44:43,780 I'm Andy Rice. 2416 01:44:43,780 --> 01:44:45,820 This is Fried Rice podcast. 2417 01:44:45,820 --> 01:44:47,780 Thank you so much for joining us. 2418 01:44:47,780 --> 01:44:49,460 You know, we've been podcast, we've been rice, 2419 01:44:48,700 --> 01:45:16,300 chromosomes controller is in alla! 2420 01:44:49,460 --> 01:44:50,580 we've been fried. 2421 01:44:50,580 --> 01:44:53,260 You have been the audience.